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lol foreal though ! rt take yo ass to sleep | lol foreal though ! rt go to sleep |
ill save you anyday , fuck you | ill save you anyday |
where are all the fucking people ? ! | Where are all people? |
yeah , thanks a fucking lot . | Thank you very much. |
take yo ass to sleep then lol | You go to sleep. |
what in the hell is this guy talking about ? | What is he talking about |
typical stupid westside badass mentality . | typical westside mentality . |
if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry like a bitch . | if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry. |
so screw around and cry all you want , its going away one way or another | so cry all you want , its going away one way or another |
so you are a coward and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ? pussy . | so you are not brave and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ? |
youll wish your body had only some crap rather than gangbanger gunfire . | you'll wish your body had only some rather than gunfire. |
why dudes always asking for pictures all da damn time | Why boys always ask for the pictures. |
and what the fuck are you doing about it ? | And what are you doing about it? |
if a waitress is making $15 an hour , bitch doesn 't need tips . | If a waitress make money she doesn't need tips |
* late ass reply * lmfaoo he shoulda known that was gonna happen | *late reply* he should known that was gonna happen |
get out of the fucking game ! ! ! he sucks ! | get out of the game ! ! ! he is bad |
just a * liiiittle * more heat , and shit 's gonna pop off . | Just a little more heat, and everything will be revealed. |
stop editing the truth moron . | Stop editing the truth |
as ive said before ban these drunken idiots from mass flotation . | as I've said before ban these people from mass flotation. |
this thread is politically polarized as fuck . | This thread has been politically polarized. |
the world is going to shit long before we run out of oil . | the world is going to be bad long before we run out of oil . |
she could seriously fuck up that guy 's life , and for what ? | she could seriously mess up that guy 's life , and for what ? |
allah must think they are a bunch of pussies . | Allah must think they are scared |
and shit , even though i disagree with her she was at least presenting an argument . | Even though i disagree with her she was at least presenting an argument . |
if we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are all screwed . | If we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are in trouble |
yep i 'm having a shit day . | Yep, I'm having a bad day. |
shit that 's nothing in el salvador is like 100 or 100 and they get pay cheap | that 's nothing in el salvador is like 100 or 100 and they get pay cheap |
yeah but it 's really * great * shit ! | Yes but its really great |
the most fucked up part ? | The most terrible part. |
and that shit is sad . | That is sad |
our elections are so fundamentally fucked . | Our elections are so fundamentally messed up. |
shit this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlier | this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlie |
we need to go kick their asses . | We need to beat them. |
fucking hell paige thats well good ! xxxxxx | Oh my god Paige that's well good! |
what a daft allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion . | what a bad allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion . |
you can 't talk shit like that and represent all the men and women in our country . | you can 't talk like that and represent all the men and women in our country . |
the definition pathetic is when one likes his own comment , braad . | the definition pathetic is when one likes his own comment. |
what are you saying ? i cannot understand a fucking thing . | what are you saying? i cannot understand a thing |
foreal shit makes no sense . | foreal it makes no sense . |
these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well . | these persons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well . |
i just wanna know what the fuck happened to my medicine ? ? ? | I just want to know what happended to my medicine? |
shit i juss rolled up , but to blow one then hop in bed | I just rolled up, but to blow one then hop in bed. |
congradjewlations ! i 'm followin yoo ass finally | Congratulations! I'm finally following you |
because the conservitive runners usually are also for shit i am against . | because the conservitive runners usually are also for things i am against . |
this is what happens whens fools send a boy to do a mans job . | This is what happens when you send a boy to do a mans job |
what is wrong with wondering what you call your parents , you fucking douche ? | What is wrong with wondering what you call your parents? |
i 'm gonna need some sources here or you 're full of shit . | i 'm gonna need some sources here. |
lol did you find her yet ? dumb dumbs | lol did you find her yet? |
i 've not heard you " bitch freely " today | I haven't heard about you today |
you lucky bitch ! what did youd do when you met him ? ? ? x | You are lucky girl, what Did you do when you met him? |
you make me laugh so fucking much | youcmake me laugh so much. |
youre totally right , trump is a nut . | You're totally right, Trump is not right. |
lol are we fucking serious ? | lol are we really serious? |
no one is going to give a shit by that time . | No one is going to care by that time |
but they did a fucking good job of it . | But they did a good job of it |
she lost her job for being a fucking dumbass . | she lost her job for being mess |
thats fucking it , im joining | It is that I'm joining. |
shit was on the news i heard | I heard the news. |
what the fuck ! they already have upgrades to ubersocial ? ! ? | What is happening? They already have upgrades to ubersocial? |
what about my fucking children ? | What about my children? |
da zoo smell like ass . | The zoo has a foul odour. |
man shit looking like im at a mall or something | man looking like im at a mall or something |
we install adblock in order to not read that shit | I have already installed adblock just because i will not able to read this. |
too fucking many of them on this website lately . | There are many of them on this website lately. |
ever since aol did a merger with talktalk , my internet 's been shit . | Since the merge of AOL and Talktalk, the quality of my internet has been poor. |
i hope she 's fucking happy . | I hope she's happy. |
is this shit ever gonna end ? | is this ever gonna end? |
how much more fucking editorial can you get ? | how much more editorial can you get ? |
this shits been on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week . | The story remained on front page of both Wikipedia and BBC for a week. |
fuck i 'd rent them my garage to save on studio costs . | I 'd rent them my garage to save on studio costs |
because that would be fucked up ? | because that would be messed up? |
russian politicians prefer to fuck taxpayers , not their kids . | Russian politicians like to disturb taxpayers not their kids |
locals fight like men , mainlanders pull knives and guns , such cowards . | locals fight with honour, mainlanders pull knives and guns. |
holy shit the real world is complicated ? | the real world is complicated ? |
like i said , not a problem , we 've got this spying shit on lockdown . | like i said , not a problem , we 've got this spying on lockdown |
i think you 've worn everything except for the shit i bought you here | i think you 've destroyed everything except for the thing i bought you here |
i know you feel stupid bitch . | i know you feel bad. |
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid shit | whatever girl at least im getting paid |
i love it when people make these stupid arguments to try to rally around people like roy moore . | i love it when people make these arguments to try to rally around people like roy moore |
- _ - bitch you going ? d | Are you going ?? |
don 't forget stay the fuck out of pennsylvania . | Don't forget stay the out of pennsylvania. |
rt this janitor think she the shit | rt this janitor think she's not good |
there is no difference between demo rats and republican elites . | There is no difference between democrats and republicans. |
they stopped inviting him back to the debates when he was doing this shit in 58 . | they stopped inviting him back to the debates when he was doing this in 58 . |
wow they must think everybody but them are stupid ! | wow they must think everybody but them are not right ! |
i 'm also fuckin fried so pls make sure it is you that answers the phone | I'm also fried so pls make sure it is you that answers the phone. |
what the fuck , why do you have to bring that into this ? | why do you have to bring that into this ? |
nobody gives a shit what you think . | nobody cares about what you think. |
whatd you do today , loser ? | What did you do today? |
fuck you both for beating me to the punch . | I dont like you both for beating me to the punch . |
the reason they dont exist is because neither is a pathological liar like trump . | The reason they don't exist is because neither lies like trump |
yeah people will lose their shit either way | Yeah people will lose either way. |
only stupid people would think that . | Only unintelligent people would think like that. |
try thinking before you type , it makes you appear less foolish . | try thinking before you type, it makes you more smart. |
the domain of the lazy and uneducated democrats . | a group of ignorant democrats |
fuck off you and stop stalking my tweets . | stop stalking my tweets. |
dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank . | Dear god. Heads would roll. I went home to write the bank. |
holy shit , you are missing the whole point . | You are actually missing the whole point |
hot damn these people are wringing their hands like a bunch of worrying housewives . | These people are wringing their hands like a bunch of worrying housewives. |
r fellowkids and really they fucked that up , too . | R fellow kids and really they messed that up too. |
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