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lol foreal though ! rt take yo ass to sleep
lol foreal though ! rt go to sleep
ill save you anyday , fuck you
ill save you anyday
where are all the fucking people ? !
Where are all people?
yeah , thanks a fucking lot .
Thank you very much.
take yo ass to sleep then lol
You go to sleep.
what in the hell is this guy talking about ?
What is he talking about
typical stupid westside badass mentality .
typical westside mentality .
if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry like a bitch .
if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry.
so screw around and cry all you want , its going away one way or another
so cry all you want , its going away one way or another
so you are a coward and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ? pussy .
so you are not brave and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ?
youll wish your body had only some crap rather than gangbanger gunfire .
you'll wish your body had only some rather than gunfire.
why dudes always asking for pictures all da damn time
Why boys always ask for the pictures.
and what the fuck are you doing about it ?
And what are you doing about it?
if a waitress is making $15 an hour , bitch doesn 't need tips .
If a waitress make money she doesn't need tips
* late ass reply * lmfaoo he shoulda known that was gonna happen
*late reply* he should known that was gonna happen
get out of the fucking game ! ! ! he sucks !
get out of the game ! ! ! he is bad
just a * liiiittle * more heat , and shit 's gonna pop off .
Just a little more heat, and everything will be revealed.
stop editing the truth moron .
Stop editing the truth
as ive said before ban these drunken idiots from mass flotation .
as I've said before ban these people from mass flotation.
this thread is politically polarized as fuck .
This thread has been politically polarized.
the world is going to shit long before we run out of oil .
the world is going to be bad long before we run out of oil .
she could seriously fuck up that guy 's life , and for what ?
she could seriously mess up that guy 's life , and for what ?
allah must think they are a bunch of pussies .
Allah must think they are scared
and shit , even though i disagree with her she was at least presenting an argument .
Even though i disagree with her she was at least presenting an argument .
if we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are all screwed .
If we dont get more cops we will have vigilantes and then we are in trouble
yep i 'm having a shit day .
Yep, I'm having a bad day.
shit that 's nothing in el salvador is like 100 or 100 and they get pay cheap
that 's nothing in el salvador is like 100 or 100 and they get pay cheap
yeah but it 's really * great * shit !
Yes but its really great
the most fucked up part ?
The most terrible part.
and that shit is sad .
That is sad
our elections are so fundamentally fucked .
Our elections are so fundamentally messed up.
shit this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlier
this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlie
we need to go kick their asses .
We need to beat them.
fucking hell paige thats well good ! xxxxxx
Oh my god Paige that's well good!
what a daft allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion .
what a bad allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion .
you can 't talk shit like that and represent all the men and women in our country .
you can 't talk like that and represent all the men and women in our country .
the definition pathetic is when one likes his own comment , braad .
the definition pathetic is when one likes his own comment.
what are you saying ? i cannot understand a fucking thing .
what are you saying? i cannot understand a thing
foreal shit makes no sense .
foreal it makes no sense .
these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
these persons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
i just wanna know what the fuck happened to my medicine ? ? ?
I just want to know what happended to my medicine?
shit i juss rolled up , but to blow one then hop in bed
I just rolled up, but to blow one then hop in bed.
congradjewlations ! i 'm followin yoo ass finally
Congratulations! I'm finally following you
because the conservitive runners usually are also for shit i am against .
because the conservitive runners usually are also for things i am against .
this is what happens whens fools send a boy to do a mans job .
This is what happens when you send a boy to do a mans job
what is wrong with wondering what you call your parents , you fucking douche ?
What is wrong with wondering what you call your parents?
i 'm gonna need some sources here or you 're full of shit .
i 'm gonna need some sources here.
lol did you find her yet ? dumb dumbs
lol did you find her yet?
i 've not heard you " bitch freely " today
I haven't heard about you today
you lucky bitch ! what did youd do when you met him ? ? ? x
You are lucky girl, what Did you do when you met him?
you make me laugh so fucking much
youcmake me laugh so much.
youre totally right , trump is a nut .
You're totally right, Trump is not right.
lol are we fucking serious ?
lol are we really serious?
no one is going to give a shit by that time .
No one is going to care by that time
but they did a fucking good job of it .
But they did a good job of it
she lost her job for being a fucking dumbass .
she lost her job for being mess
thats fucking it , im joining
It is that I'm joining.
shit was on the news i heard
I heard the news.
what the fuck ! they already have upgrades to ubersocial ? ! ?
What is happening? They already have upgrades to ubersocial?
what about my fucking children ?
What about my children?
da zoo smell like ass .
The zoo has a foul odour.
man shit looking like im at a mall or something
man looking like im at a mall or something
we install adblock in order to not read that shit
I have already installed adblock just because i will not able to read this.
too fucking many of them on this website lately .
There are many of them on this website lately.
ever since aol did a merger with talktalk , my internet 's been shit .
Since the merge of AOL and Talktalk, the quality of my internet has been poor.
i hope she 's fucking happy .
I hope she's happy.
is this shit ever gonna end ?
is this ever gonna end?
how much more fucking editorial can you get ?
how much more editorial can you get ?
this shits been on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week .
The story remained on front page of both Wikipedia and BBC for a week.
fuck i 'd rent them my garage to save on studio costs .
I 'd rent them my garage to save on studio costs
because that would be fucked up ?
because that would be messed up?
russian politicians prefer to fuck taxpayers , not their kids .
Russian politicians like to disturb taxpayers not their kids
locals fight like men , mainlanders pull knives and guns , such cowards .
locals fight with honour, mainlanders pull knives and guns.
holy shit the real world is complicated ?
the real world is complicated ?
like i said , not a problem , we 've got this spying shit on lockdown .
like i said , not a problem , we 've got this spying on lockdown
i think you 've worn everything except for the shit i bought you here
i think you 've destroyed everything except for the thing i bought you here
i know you feel stupid bitch .
i know you feel bad.
lol whatever girl at least im getting paid shit
whatever girl at least im getting paid
i love it when people make these stupid arguments to try to rally around people like roy moore .
i love it when people make these arguments to try to rally around people like roy moore
- _ - bitch you going ? d
Are you going ??
don 't forget stay the fuck out of pennsylvania .
Don't forget stay the out of pennsylvania.
rt this janitor think she the shit
rt this janitor think she's not good
there is no difference between demo rats and republican elites .
There is no difference between democrats and republicans.
they stopped inviting him back to the debates when he was doing this shit in 58 .
they stopped inviting him back to the debates when he was doing this in 58 .
wow they must think everybody but them are stupid !
wow they must think everybody but them are not right !
i 'm also fuckin fried so pls make sure it is you that answers the phone
I'm also fried so pls make sure it is you that answers the phone.
what the fuck , why do you have to bring that into this ?
why do you have to bring that into this ?
nobody gives a shit what you think .
nobody cares about what you think.
whatd you do today , loser ?
What did you do today?
fuck you both for beating me to the punch .
I dont like you both for beating me to the punch .
the reason they dont exist is because neither is a pathological liar like trump .
The reason they don't exist is because neither lies like trump
yeah people will lose their shit either way
Yeah people will lose either way.
only stupid people would think that .
Only unintelligent people would think like that.
try thinking before you type , it makes you appear less foolish .
try thinking before you type, it makes you more smart.
the domain of the lazy and uneducated democrats .
a group of ignorant democrats
fuck off you and stop stalking my tweets .
stop stalking my tweets.
dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank .
Dear god. Heads would roll. I went home to write the bank.
holy shit , you are missing the whole point .
You are actually missing the whole point
hot damn these people are wringing their hands like a bunch of worrying housewives .
These people are wringing their hands like a bunch of worrying housewives.
r fellowkids and really they fucked that up , too .
R fellow kids and really they messed that up too.