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Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/travel TITLE: Visiting Eastern China on a Budget POST: I'm an Australian setting out in a few weeks to backpack around Asia, starting in Japan and then flying to Hong Kong. I was intending to apply for a Chinese visa in Hong Kong and spend some time there however I'm on a shoestring budget (which is fine, I stay in hostels and eat street food regardless). I don't mind paying for the visa to get into China but I've noticed (because China is so massive) trains between many of the major cities cost ~$80 one way which is pretty steep for me. I only have 30 days so I feel there's plenty for me to do in China on the Eastern side, just wondering if anyone has any recommendations? I'd love to go up to Shanghai but that's the furthest up from Hong Kong I'd like to go, I've heard Yunnan is nice and I'm considering starting in HK, up to Shanghai, then work my way down to Yunnan and ultimately enter Laos at the end of my visa. Is this reasonable? Where is worth stopping at on the trip? And roughly how much should I expect to spend on a cheap as possible month in China if you don't mind me asking? (I budget usually around $40 AUD per day) TL;DR: . Assistant:	Going to China from HK, too stingy to pay for trains everywhere, what's worth seeing in the south-east?	Going to China from HK, too stingy to pay for trains everywhere, what's worth seeing in the south-east?	5,725
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/offmychest TITLE: I (kind of) saved my older brother's life POST: Okay so I know this isn't like the most major thing, but I just feel good about listening to my gut and stuff, and doing a good thing. So we're both in our early 20s. Me and my older brother haven't had the best relationship for most of our lives, and though it has been getting better lately we still are kind of figuring out how to be open with each other and stuff, and he hasn't said anything about it. Not that I would really expect him to, as it really wasn't that big of a deal. Anyways, I just feel good and want to tell someone without being all high-and-mighty and whatnot. We were just on vacation, and we were swimming in the ocean. We had rented out a paddle board, but the winds were kind of strong so we only got one good run in a small bay, then decided to go to a different beach. This beach had bigger waves, and just as much wind. We get there and he just gets right in on the paddle board and was out there for just a minute or so before I decided to go swimming. After a few minutes I noticed that he wasn't up on the board anymore so I looked around and saw some flailing arms with a paddle and figured it was him. He steadied up though and began swimming back to shore. I had a thought that he might be struggling but I figured he would be fine. After a minute or two I realize that he's still trying to get back to shore but hasn't made any real progress, so I decide to swim over and see if he needed any help. I get over there and ask if he needed help, but he was too winded to say anything. I asked if he was okay and he still didn't respond. So I just grabbed the board and swam him to the shore while he just hung on and dragged behind. He was tired out of his mind. He was totally fine, just tired. Although with the wind that day, who knows what would have happened otherwise. I didn't do anything that crazy, but I helped my brother out, and that feels pretty good. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Big bro went out with paddle board in the windy wavy ocean, got really tired and couldn't make it back to shore, I went out and swam him back	Big bro went out with paddle board in the windy wavy ocean, got really tired and couldn't make it back to shore, I went out and swam him back	4,105
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Naive lady seeking your dating advice POST: Hi there! I'm a 22 year old girl who recently started seeing a 26 year old dude and desperately need your sound opinions! We've only been seeing each other about 3 weeks but it's has been pretty serious from the get go. We talk everyday and FaceTime just about every night because he lives an hour away. He's really been working hard to get me to trust him because I have issues with trust which has resulted in me never having a serious relationship before; hence why I need all of your advice :) This last Wednesday was my birthday and he was scheduled to come up and take me out to dinner. I told him it wasn't necessary because I'm not the kind of girl who expects that sort of thing, but he insisted. He called me on Tuesday to cancel because he got a call about a job interview. I totally understood and we made plans to see each other Friday. Thursday rolls around and I text him in the afternoon to find out about the interview, no response. I call him later that evening, no return phone call. I send another text asking if everything is okay, no response. Today (Friday) I send him another text after seeing he had shared some story on Facebook and told him good luck with everything in the future and still no response. I don't understand what happened. Why work on gaining my trust only to end things by not speaking to me? Is silence a hint as I was thinking? Was I too quick to tell him good luck with everything? All advice welcome. TL;DR: . Assistant:	I started seeing a new guy very seriously and now he's gone completely silent and won't return my calls or texts.	I started seeing a new guy very seriously and now he's gone completely silent and won't return my calls or texts.	2,214
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [17 F] trying to lend an ear to my friend [17 M] about a failed relationship POST: I can't really go into too much detail as he asked me to keep all the details on the down low and I would feel guilty going against it, but he's basically been in an on/off relationship with this girl for the last eight-ish months. She was extremely emotionally abusive and manipulative, and he still wants to believe that she is a nice person. He doesn't want to let go. She ended up dumping him for someone else. He's extremely devastated and has basically let his life go and I hate seeing him like this. It's incredibly upsetting to hear about all this stuff she's done to him. I've been in a similar situation before, but I don't know how to handle it. How can I help him? I am listening, but I also don't really know how to respond to a lot of the stuff he's saying (but I want him to know I am still there after he types the long blocks of text.) TL;DR: . Assistant:	My friend was dumped by someone extremely emotionally abusive/manipulative. He is devastated. How can I help him/offer my support?	My friend was dumped by someone extremely emotionally abusive/manipulative. He is devastated. How can I help him/offer my support?	874
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [25F] with my friend [30F] of about a year, her relationship is unhealthy and I'm not sure what to do. POST: I [25F] met my friend [30F] last year, and quickly realized that her relationship that I assumed was healthy (we have mutual friends) is really codependent and toxic. She acknowledges that she's a shell of her former self, he verbally abuses her, manipulates her in weird/unhealhthy ways, and has isolated her from all of her friends. A few of our mutual friends think it is abusive. I was really happy to be friends with her, until her drunken boyfriend lashed out at me for no reason. He randomly started telling me I was a worthless person. I'm sure he was just jealous she had a friend. I managed to be patient with the scenario since I wanted her to have support, but eventually I was too blunt about my disapproval which upset her, and our relationship kind of faded out. I'm not sure what to do. I valued her as a friend, and at the least would like to be supportive. But I think her boyfriend is an abusive asshole. I don't want to hang out with someone who would personally insult me, and I don't really want to talk about him either. We haven't talked for a few months, I'm not sure how to start things again. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Friend is in unhealthy relationship. Not sure how to be supportive but also avoid her abusive jerk of a boyfriend, so we haven't talked in months. How can I help her?	Friend is in unhealthy relationship. Not sure how to be supportive but also avoid her abusive jerk of a boyfriend, so we haven't talked in months. How can I help her?	1,611
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me (17M) just broke-up with my GF(17F) of 6months. Feeling confused and lost. POST: Met this girl at school 6 months ago. I asked her out after leading a strong friendship with her. Background info: She regularly went to parties and clubs where she would get drunk. I have never been to a party or gotten drunk. We lead different lifestyles. However, we were really close. The break-up: About two weeks ago she began acting odd in my company, not going in for hugs and not wanting to go out as much. We haven't had any form of sexual contact (I'm still a virgin) but we were planning on having intercourse in the near future. 2 days ago she texted me out of the blue saying that we had to chat. She says that she doesn't feel like she is ready for a relationship and that she is sorry. I asked why and she went on a rant about how her ex hurt her and she is scared it will happen again. I said that i understood and agreed that we wont be seeing each other anymore. Why am I writing this?: i don't know what to do. I used to speak to her daily, I'm feeling a little lonely and hurt by it all. She is going out clubbing on Monday night with her friends and i feel that maybe there is a reason underlying the break up other than what was said. I want to move on but there is a little voice saying i gave in too easy and just let her go when I shouldn't have. I don't know what to do. TL;DR: . Assistant:	broke up with girlfriend of six months. I'm suspicious as to why she broke up with me as I feel her reason is a cover up. Now I feel hurt, lonely and lost. What should i do?	broke up with girlfriend of six months. I'm suspicious as to why she broke up with me as I feel her reason is a cover up. Now I feel hurt, lonely and lost. What should i do?	6,184
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My girlfriend [19F] of 3 months stopped talking to me [20M] as often now that we're long distance. POST: We've been together for three months but I recently left our city to go back home and study abroad for a total of 2 months. Until almost a week before I left we would talk and text often most days and it wouldn't take long for either of us to reply, but since then I would send her a message and it can take upwards of 6 hours for a reply and she often cancels our Skype "dates." I understand that she can be a busy person and I don't want to be smothering, but at the same time I feel that our level of communication is not enough for me to be satisfied in a long term relationship. How do I express my concerns without coming off as creepy/possessive? TL;DR: . Assistant:	My gf and I don't talk as much as I'd like, but I don't know how to talk to her about it	My gf and I don't talk as much as I'd like, but I don't know how to talk to her about it	5,751
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/legaladvice TITLE: Marchman Act (Florida) Help for Sibling POST: Hello, I am seeking help information and understanding of how to use the Marchman Act to involuntarily send a sibling to a substance abuse facility. I just came across the statute through a google search and it seems like the only possible route. My sibling is in Broward County Florida. Background of situation: Sibling is a severe alcoholic to the point of urinating and deficating self. Sibling has repeatedly fallen and has been emitted to local hospitals 7-8 times in the past 4-6 months. He has gone through DT's and withdrawal symptoms each time. During one of the hospital stays the Baker Act was put on my sibling, but after the 72 hour hold he was released. My sibling is retired. He was just divorced and lost his house due to debt. He is in denial of the alcoholism and will not voluntarily go to into a substance abuse program. I was able to get my sibling an apartment, but I live out of state. I attempted to get my sibling to move to where I live, but he refused. I am concerned for my sibling's well being and don't believe my sibling is capable of independent living. My sibling has already been emitted to the hospital once since I left a week and a half ago. Is the Marchman Act a viable option for this situation? Is there a way to enact the Marchman Act without going to court? Any help is greatly appreciated. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Sibling is severe alcoholic. I am concerned for my sibling's well-being. I need help and information on whether the Marchman Act is a viable option to get my sibling substance abuse help.	Sibling is severe alcoholic. I am concerned for my sibling's well-being. I need help and information on whether the Marchman Act is a viable option to get my sibling substance abuse help.	2,335
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [19M] began to recently speak to my new interest [19F], receiving signals but need help on clarification. POST: So before I go into details, let me paint the picture. I started the spring semester without any intention of looking for an SO, but the moment this girl walked into my class and sat next to me, I couldn't help but think she was attractive as hell(I'll go ahead and call her E). It was the first day of class, so the professor is explaining the syllabus and other crap, and as the professor continues, out of the corner of my eye I find E just completely looking at me and smile at one of my remarks. I make an effort to turn and talk to her but she quickly avoids eye contact and looks at her phone. Fast forward to February and I decide to strike a conversation, so I decide to ask her about her running apparel, and we end up talking for bit before she says she has to go for track practice. We shake hands, exchange names and smiles and part ways. Over the next 4 weeks I don't see E because of what I think is a busy track schedule. Then this past week, on Wednesday she actually showed up to class, and I made conversation after class again. We start talking about how her recent out of state competition was, and our majors, and just exchanging laughs as I walked her to her dorm. When we arrived at her dorm, E initiated a hug and thanked me for walking with her to her dorm. As E was walking away, I decided to call out her name, and she turned around with an obvious smirk on her face, and I asked if she wanted to go to concert with me, because I had an extra ticket. E said that she would've liked to go with me, but that she already had plans for that day. We smile and go our separate ways again, only to remember that I forgot to ask for a number. I decided to go for it yesterday, but unsurprisingly, she didn't show up for class. I feel like I'm getting signals of interest from her, but I can't help but think that she is merely being polite. I also think I have a really small sample size of our one to one conversations, to act accordingly. Anybody got some input for a fellow single college student? TL;DR: . Assistant:	Single college student who may or may not be getting signals from fellow classmate (who's athletic schedule keeps her busy), but can't seem to think of it as anything more than kindness.	Single college student who may or may not be getting signals from fellow classmate (who's athletic schedule keeps her busy), but can't seem to think of it as anything more than kindness.	3,911
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by closing my bedroom door. POST: I am 22 years old but have old-fashioned parents. My boyfriend was visiting for this past weekend but was not allowed to stay in my room despite me living away for the past five years and my parents being completely aware that I stay in his room at his apartment when I visit. We were actually just laying in bed redditing but my dog was barking ferociously downstairs so I made the executive decision to close the door to my room so we could hear the TV in the background and continue relaxing while on the Internet. My mom comes upstairs and sees my bedroom door closed... immediately assumed we're having sex... immediate bitch session. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Today, I got bitched at for having sex when I was just innocently redditing in bed with my boyfriend and didn't want to be disturbed by my miniature, annoying dog.	Today, I got bitched at for having sex when I was just innocently redditing in bed with my boyfriend and didn't want to be disturbed by my miniature, annoying dog.	543
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Reddit: Today I almost walked out on my job due to a mentally sound customer who threw his food on the floor because he didn't like it. Anyone have any good, "Fuck this, I quit" moments? POST: Granted, I know I didn't quit, but I seriously considered it. This "gentleman" who was with his toddler daughter and girlfriend/wife?, ordered Fish and Chips (asked if the fish had bone in them, what kind of fish it was, if it came with fries--told him no bones, cod, and that yes, our "chips" are fries), but he didn't like his meal after one nibble off one of the edges of the fish. So instead, he wants a quesadilla, but he doesn't want that because it had sour cream and guac on the plate....not even touching the quesadilla. Take it back, bring him a brand new plain one, without any sour cream or guac, bites into it and then throws it onto the floor. Throughout this whole ordeal, he almost never looked me in the eye, was extremely rude with his responses to such questions of,"What would you like to drink?" and "How are you today?". I ended up having my manager handle the rest of the situation and he finally left. Oh, he also wanted our lemonade, with light ice, but after he found out it was free refills, he asked for a new glass of it, with more ice, and kept sucking them down. I think I counted 6 refills in thirty minutes. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Customer did not like any of the food brought to him, is extremely rude, and decides to throw his food on the floor to make his point. Almost threw the food back at him.	Customer did not like any of the food brought to him, is extremely rude, and decides to throw his food on the floor to make his point. Almost threw the food back at him.	2,952
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My boyfriend [18/M] and I [17/F] have realised we are both controlling and want to sort it out to save the relationship. POST: So to begin with, we have been in a relationship for almost a year. Before this, we were close friends through highschool for about four years and have always had a thing for eachother. We began our relationship last year when he left school, and I'm still finishing. So, at the start of our relationship, we knew and established we are both very jealous people. In previous relationships, we felt really jealous of our respective partners, and often came to comfort of eachother to vent. We are both aware, too, of our past's, which arn't really full of clean track records (we've both been unfaithful to some extent in previous relationships, however, not that serious and we were both like 14). This isnt to say that this effects us now, we have both moved past that - but, it has left us both quite controlling. And at the start, it worked. If I was uncomfortable with something, he wouldn't do it. If he was uncomfortable with something, I wouldn't do it. But it's gotten to the point now where we feel like we are missing out on things. And we both WANT to change, I cannot stress that enough. This isn't a post asking for reasons to end it, I just really need advice for both of us to sort out our feelings and what steps we can take to learn from this and move on. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Boyfriend and I have identified we are both controlling; want some strategies we can put in place to control our feelings before they are out of hand.	Boyfriend and I have identified we are both controlling; want some strategies we can put in place to control our feelings before they are out of hand.	1,005
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by giving a girl my number. POST: Today I was on my commute back home when a really attractive girl sat across from me. In my eyes she had exactly what I would hope a potential girlfriend would have. Glances are mutually exchanged and she even gives me a small smile at one point, I start picturing our lives together just sappy shit... this and that... we are going to live happily ever after etc. I soon come to realize my stop is next and my dreams of my soulmate come crashing down. In a moment of desperation of not only never seeing her again, but not having the courage to do anything about it I decide to take action. Having less than a minute of time left before the doors open I just say fuck it and (don't know how) manage to pull out a tiny piece of paper out of my bag. Write just my number on it all shaky/scratchy stand up and just throw it at the girl and run out. My quick burst of confidence lasted just enough to take the paper out. TL;DR: . Assistant:	beautiful girl exchanges looks with me on the train, seconds before my stop manage to write my number, throw it at the girl, and run out like a little bitch.	beautiful girl exchanges looks with me on the train, seconds before my stop manage to write my number, throw it at the girl, and run out like a little bitch.	620
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: How Do You Walk Away From That!? POST: Me 27M and my ex 25F. Best friends for 9 yrs serious relationship for 7 yrs. Broke up with me because she started liking another guy. After, she regretted sleeping with him. All he wanted was to hit and quit but he sucked in bed. She literally left the best sex she's ever had. I gave her her first orgasm and after that it was rare for her to not get an orgasm when we had sex. Sometimes she would get two. She left her best friend. We had a connection where we could really just be ourselves and be comfortable, talk about anything. She left her cat. She loves my cat and still misses her a lot. She left a less stressful lifestyle. She became a manager, high stress and lots of hours for lower pay. I'm not exaggerating any of this. Honestly I'm not looking to get her back but sometimes when I think about it or my friends bring it up it just baffles me how she really left all that. I'm just bored and curious. She's contacted me a few times before. Do you think she'll try to come back or nah? TL;DR: . Assistant:	Ex left a loving LTR with her best friend and the best sex she's ever had. Do you think she'll try to come back to that? (Not trying to get back together people...)	Ex left a loving LTR with her best friend and the best sex she's ever had. Do you think she'll try to come back to that? (Not trying to get back together people...)	4,743
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: (m23) got sort-of semi-friendzoned, not sure how to interpret situation. POST: So I met a very cool girl a couple weeks ago, asked her out, got two dates (Which went fantastic) and then got sort-of friendzoned. She basically said that she's in an on-again-off-again relationship of 3 years with an ex boyfriend. He treats her like absolute shit, but I guess that's besides the point. She said she's not sure about dating, although she admitted to being attracted to me, and maybe considering dating me in the future. I told her I couldn't wait around for her and that I also couldn't just be friends. We decided to keep it friendly with the understanding that I'm still attracted to her, we're not going to hang out one-on-one anymore, and I'm going to pursue other women. So I was quite distraught for a couple days (I had basically become deeply infatuated with her over the course of a week.), then I started calming down, got my groove back and nabbed three dates for this weekend. So earlier today she texted me and asked what I was doing on the weekend. I told her I had some dates. She immediately seemed to get distant and cold, then admitted "I'm a little jealous." In her words. I'm really hopeless when it comes to relationships and I'd love some help figuring this out. What is my best move here? I know I have three dates, but to be honest I'm still much more interested in her. She's a much higher caliber woman in every way than the dates I have lined up, and I have endless fun when I'm with her. What I DO know is that no matter what I'm going to go on my dates this weekend. What I'm not sure is how to deal with this girl. Even now that my infatuation has faded somewhat she remains one of the most beautiful, intelligent and interesting women I've ever met and I would be very glad to at least have the opportunity to date her and see how it works. I appreciate any comments and help in this matter. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Asked girl out, got friendzoned, now girl is flirting more and jealous that I have more dates. Wat do?	Asked girl out, got friendzoned, now girl is flirting more and jealous that I have more dates. Wat do?	5,466
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by Restarting my Computer POST: I'm in Afghanistan, and been here for almost three months. I was happily torrenting old shows and old computer games converted to run on my 2010 Macbook Pro, and up until yesterday it was running like a champ. Now last night, my computer was running a little slow, with the spinning beachball coming up almost every time I moved the mouse, so I say to myself, "meh, I need to go to sleep anyway. Maybe a solid restart will do the computer some good." Fast forward to today, I try booting up my Mac several times to no avail; it freezes at the apple logo and grey screen. So I boot up in safe mode. I get an error on startup and Google it using my phone. My hard drive failed. Fanfuckingtastic. I'm in buttfucknowhere with the nearest Apple store being a sweatshop down some random alley in China, and even if I wanted to send my Mac via postage to some Apple repair shop and wait for a month to get it back, I CAN'T SHIP COMPUTERS DUE TO THE BATTERY being a restricted item for international shipments. Great. But wait, I'll just reformat or replace my hard drive and reinstall my operating system with my startup disk. NOPE. My copy sf OS 10.7 Lion is back in a storage container in the States, and even if I order one, the data on my hard drive is irreplaceable meaning that I ABSOLUTELY need a new hard drive to avoid reformatting my files into oblivion; all my college files, resumes, projects, fan fiction that I lovingly and thanklessly authored, ALL OF IT COULD BE LOST. Fuck me for being unprepared and not having backups of everything, right? TL;DR: . Assistant:	Afghanistan doesn't have Apple Stores or Genius Bars for people having hard drive failures with their expensive-ass Macbook Pros. I should have bought a Dell or Asus netbook to bring over here.	Afghanistan doesn't have Apple Stores or Genius Bars for people having hard drive failures with their expensive-ass Macbook Pros. I should have bought a Dell or Asus netbook to bring over here.	3,489
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What's the strangest question you've been asked that you answered honestly? POST: My strangest question actually wasn't that strange, yet somehow the circumstances made it weird. I was babysitting a four year old boy who asked me what happened when you die. At this moment I was very surprised because I didn't expect a four year old asking this question. I decided to answer him as honestly and openly as I could, of course in terms that he was able to understand. We sat there talking half an hour about this, I told him that no one actually knows what happens, that some people believe in a form of afterlife while other people don't, that he doesn't need to be afraid because it happens to everyone eventually and that it's an inevitable consequence of living. I was very surprised how he reacted to this, he seemed happy and he slept well. Somehow it still is strange that he asked, though... But I was glad to answer him as honestly as I could. TL;DR: . Assistant:	A four year old boy asked me about death and I answered honestly. When did you receive strange questions (maybe even normal questions in strange situations) that you answered faithfully to?	A four year old boy asked me about death and I answered honestly. When did you receive strange questions (maybe even normal questions in strange situations) that you answered faithfully to?	6,345
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [18 M] Ex [18 F] of 3 months says she misses me but doesn't love me. Can I start feelings again? POST: My ex broke up with me because she lost feelings. She tells me that it was a good relationship and she wishes she didn't lose feelings but she had to do what was right and not stick around just for my sake, which I understand and am thankful she didn't. My Ex and I still talk almost every day, and recently I sent her a snaphat of one of 'our songs' with a funny caption. She texted me almost immediately saying that she is upset and misses me heaps, but she still has no feelings so we won't be able to date again. My question is, how to I start those feelings up again? I miss her too and wish we didn't break up so I want to try and get her to catch feelings again but I don't know how to go about it especially when it seems like she is rejecting the idea of trying? TL;DR: . Assistant:	Ex says she misses me, says she wants to get back but doesn't act that way. How can I reignite feelings?	Ex says she misses me, says she wants to get back but doesn't act that way. How can I reignite feelings?	153
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: New makeover, new perspective, need help getting started (20M) POST: Story is I'm a 20M, never had a girlfriend. I used to not care much about myself, but that changed very recently. I just turned 20, so for a late birthday / new year's celebration, my best friend took me out to get a makeover (new clothes, nice shoes, new glasses, nice haircut, dyed the hair). For the first time in my life, I finally realized "Wow, I'm a good looking guy!" Quite eye-opening for me. I now feel motivated to become more social and start dating. I think my issue now is that most people assume a good-looking well-dressed person is very popular and social and has lots of friends, but I'm still the same, socially awkward guy, the exact opposite. I'm worried about being "that guy" who drops significantly on the attractiveness scale the second they open their mouth. Also the fact that I am 20 and have no dating experience seems problematic to me. I'd assume it would be a red flag to most people, as they would expect someone my age to already know and experience certain things within relationships. I assume they think there is something wrong with me. I'm also not old enough to go to bars or clubs yet, which seem like good places to socialize. Anyway, this is all so new to me but it seems like there's so much to see, learn and do in the dating world. I don't know where to start. TL;DR: . Assistant:	20M Recently got a makeover, got new perspective, motivated to date. I have no dating experience at all and don't know where to start.	20M Recently got a makeover, got new perspective, motivated to date. I have no dating experience at all and don't know where to start.	5,675
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [16 F] with my ex-BF [16 M] of close to 1 year, First love/First heartbreak POST: First of all, I apologize for any/all spelling and grammar mistakes and sloppy writing. This whole situation has made me a crying, emotional wreck and my writing has suffered sufficiently. I'm sixteen and dealing with my first heartbreak. Now, I am a very logical and analytical person. I know my fears and worries are stupid. However, I just can't shake the feeling that I'm never going to find someone like him. I feel like I don't deserve to be treated like he treated me. He was the first guy to treat me well, and the only guy to ever make me feel loved. Well, we met on reddit. We facebooked, PM'd skyped, texted, everything. We talked almost all day everyday. I loved him and he loved me. He was the only person I trusted enough to tell everything to (self-esteem/body image/ depression issues), he was the only one to make me feel happy. He would always tell me that I was it for him. That he wanted to marry me and I was his soul-mate. Well, we broke up. He told me he would fight for me and that he'd make me trust him again, but he never did. Instead he "fell for" my now ex-best friend. Less than a week after we broke up. He's already moved on and I'm miserable wishing that we could be back together. Now I feel worthless and like I meant nothing to him. That our year meant nothing to him. It's like being treated like crap for all your life, then suddenly finding that one person who treats you like a queen or goddess. Then, having that person stomp on you then wiping you off of their shoes like the piece of crap you truly are. How do I move on from this? TL;DR: . Assistant:	Ex-BF (first love) told me I was his soulmate. Now he wants my friend. I feel completely worthless and I have no idea how to move on.	Ex-BF (first love) told me I was his soulmate. Now he wants my friend. I feel completely worthless and I have no idea how to move on.	1,891
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/Parenting TITLE: Young adults/reddit parents: how have you found ways of asking a parent to loan you money and figure out a way of paying it back? Diplomatically. POST: I know this question has a lot to do with the kind of relationship one has with each parent and at what stage in life you are personally and professionally. I'm 27, moved two states away for grad school, and i'm living strictly off loans. It's my first semester and I'm taking 12 hours. I'm an ex-teacher, so I have some professional background. No savings. I've travelled quite a bit though. Shooting for an assistantship/internship in the Spring. I've never been this low on funds. It's also scary realizing how much deeper I am putting myself into the dark debt hole of student loans. I'm pretty much living on a credit card for the next two months and I am too ashamed to ask my parents for any money. I can nanny here or there, but it takes time and effort (yes, like everything) to find families needing a babysitter in a giant college town. I will get organized enough to pay my father back, of course. He's already loaned me close to $1,000 in the past four or five months and I feel a little disgusting since he has a hard time making any income himself. Mother is another story--she's got a really tight grasp on her pocket and is a little aggressive when it comes to financial advice. So I never approach her. My dad is the kindest man I know and has the cleanest reputation among his contacts, which is why people trust him and partner with him so much. His kindness does get the best of him however, sometimes to his detriment. In other words, people have walked all over him in the past. Mom, on the other hand, is constantly reminding me about payments, asking me about my loan, really approaching things in a way that push me far from wanting to face finances. Fabulous parenting. It's always been this way, with anything growing up. Dad never seemed to say no, he always gave me options/choices. Mom was a straightforward, dry, clear, British NO. She has always said I don't have my feet firmly grounded. I'm getting off on a tangent now so I'll stop. TL;DR: . Assistant:	I have great respect for each of my parents and they are both very different in their approach to finances. I want some first-hand experience advice.	I have great respect for each of my parents and they are both very different in their approach to finances. I want some first-hand experience advice.	4,529
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [27 M] of two months, how do I slow down? POST: I recently started seeing someone exclusively, and it seems we are having a lot of communication issues and I'm not sure how to approach them. I have been in romantic relationships pretty consistently since the age of 15. They are not always serious, but the casual ones are always casual because I am usually seeing a few people at once. When I get into exclusive relationships, they seem to progress very quickly. If I've made up my mind that someone is worth investing in, I go all-in (to an extent, I mean - I've never planned to marry anyone or anything like that - but I do take monogamous relationships seriously once I decide to be in them). The person I am dating now was last in a relationship two years ago with someone he dated for 6 years. He is really sweet and fun and we get along great. The trouble is, he's sort of taciturn and seems disconnected. I've asked him about it in the past and he was pretty passive in his response but still insisted that he wants to be dating me. I just feel like right now, we should be very excited about each other and everything should be romantic and nice. Instead, I feel sort of unwanted and bummed out. He went out of town for 5 days and didn't call me once. I got a few texts, but he didn't seem excited to come back at all. I don't know how to express my expectations and the like without seeming like I am expecting too much from him or something. We are supposed to go on holiday together in two days and I am feeling very apprehensive. I really want to go on the trip we've planned, but don't want to spend the whole time feeling insecure and bad. Best course of action? TL;DR: . Assistant:	Boyfriend of two months couldn't seem more disinterested in our relationship, not sure how to bring it up. Going on holiday together in two days. When/how should I handle our communication issues?	Boyfriend of two months couldn't seem more disinterested in our relationship, not sure how to bring it up. Going on holiday together in two days. When/how should I handle our communication issues?	5,294
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by pretending to be Australian POST: This fuck up happened last weekend. I have been doing accents since I was 10(24 now)and become extremely good at Australian. Good enough to trick Brits and even a few Aussie's. I'm hangin out with a few mates pre-gaming and I decide I'm going to be Australian at the club tonight. They agree to go along with it and we come up with a back story of how we all met. Were at the club and everything is going great nobody suspects a thing. People are cracking jokes and trying to get me to use my best American accent. I play along and they think it's hilarious. I go up to grab another drink and this girl says to me, "Hey my friend thinks you're cute, and keeps talking about you. Go so hi to her." I look over at her friend and she is stunning. At this point I'm thinking she's probably just interested in meeting an Australian guy. So I approach her still in character and she had no idea that I was "Australian." We immediately hit it off and by the end of the night she was looking at nothing but my eyes. I ended up going home with her and had lots of amazing sex, that night and in the morning. After, she drives me home and we talk. I'm still using my fake accent because I don't know what else to do. Let me tell you, it was a long ass ride. I for sure thought I'd be discovered. She tells me how she's never done anything like this before and she just started trusting men again after a horrible experience. She didn't say what, but she didn't have to. we talked about other things and it hit me, I actually like this girl. And i know she really like me. She drops me off at "my mates place" and kisses me goodbye. We've been talking ever day since and I don't know how to tell her the truth. I feel bad deceiving her, but I'd I tell her I don't think she'd see me again. TL;DR: . Assistant:	pretended to be Australian, hot girl took me home, end up liking hot girl, feel like a dick. Haven't told her the truth.	pretended to be Australian, hot girl took me home, end up liking hot girl, feel like a dick. Haven't told her the truth.	3,135
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: How do I [21f] talk to my boyfriend [24m] about the extreme emotional/physical abuse I suffered as a child? POST: Basically some really awful stuff went down in my childhood and while it doesn't really affect me outwardly, it is sort of important to know and some things do kind of set me off. He has a vague idea, at least I think so becasue I've mentioned it in passing but I don't think he really understands because lately he's sort of been berating me for things that I'm afraid of that kind of stem from those issues or whatever but I don't think he really understands that. How do I explain everything to him without making it sound like I'm looking for a pity party or without completely turning him off to me for being an emotionally high-maintenence mess with slight PTSD? TL;DR: . Assistant:	How do I talk about my issues without sounding like a nutcase and making my boyfriend afraid he's sticking his dick in crazy?	How do I talk about my issues without sounding like a nutcase and making my boyfriend afraid he's sticking his dick in crazy?	2,022
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by forgetting that yesterday was the 6th of the month POST: My girlfriend who I have been dating for 2 months had lost her father 5 months ago and overall very shortly before I had met her online. All in all she has not taking been taking it well as one can imagine and it's been a struggle on all fronts. The tragedy took place on the 6th of the month, 3 months prior to meeting her so it really was so fresh. IN addition to having a lot of trouble with it all and every 6th of the month is extremely difficult on her. Yesterday was the 6th and after a super long and busy day I got caught up in my own plans and life. We didn't talk much that day and I had obviously forgotten the date so at the end of the day I received a nasty drunk text message from my girlfriend telling me how badly I fucked up. Sadly when she drinks she gets emotionally abusive and despite me apologizing the conversation got super heated and after a bunch of "fuck yous" thrown my way it was clear things were not going well. We've had a rocky two months and this isn't the first time her alcohol tendencies tend to be taken out on me. I definitely fucked up but what happened last night was totally uncalled for and now...both of us don't know where this is all leading. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Forgot to be there for my girl on the monthly anniversary of her father's death, huge drunk fight may be the last straw in our relationship.	Forgot to be there for my girl on the monthly anniversary of her father's death, huge drunk fight may be the last straw in our relationship.	2,371
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I (22m) need some advice about my current gf (20f) of 7 months :( POST: I'm at the end of my rope here and I could really use some advice on what to do. My girlfriend of 7 months is making me extremely unhappy and all talks to her about it pretty much end up with her telling me too, "Stop being so emotional". It really hurts when she says stuff like that. Now I'm not a pussy, in fact I hardly ever share my emotions but it was her idea to start with that I "express myself". So it's like what the fuck, you wanted me to be more open and now you don't wanna hear about it? But there's more. She won't touch me, kiss me and barely ever hugs me unless I instigate it and all attempts of me doing any of the latter end up with her shirking away or telling me to quit it. Sex is non-existant now while it used to be uncontrollable in the beginning. Every time I try to start something she says it's creepy, I'm being gross, or she's not in the mood. It fucking hurts to hear your significant other tell you your fucking disgusting to her. I really don't know what happened. When the relationship first started she was all over me and now it seems like she gives two shits. What am I supposed to do? I thought about ending it but we JUST signed a lease for a new apartment so I can't just up and leave for awhile. Not only that but money is HUGE to her. I recently moved in with her after transferring from my store back home to this location so I'm fiscally wiped out. And yes I did warn her about me not having a lot of money. She told me not to worry about it :(. Yet she rubs it in my face ALL THE TIME that she pays the majority of rent and bills. She also uses it as an argument ender, which is why it's so hard for me to even talk to her about this stuff. Hell she treats the Goddamn dog better than me, even if he is super adorable. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Girlfriend is a being a money grubbing bitch and all talks with her end up with me being called a pussy. Please help.	Girlfriend is a being a money grubbing bitch and all talks with her end up with me being called a pussy. Please help.	5,462
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/Advice TITLE: Stay put, or explore? POST: So, Reddit, I have a query for you. I am twenty years old, I have worked for the same company building high voltage electrical components for two years, I have good job security here, my employer, and the owner of the company like me personally, and are satisfied with my work. It's somewhat of a dead-end however. The best paid technicians, which is what I am, only make $35-40k a year. I could stay there and be financially secure, and make enough to get by, and facilitate some lesser hobbies of mine, but I don't think i'd ever truly be happy working there, as my co-workers make it somewhat high-stress. I've lived in mid michigan my entire life, A close friend of mine has been on a few different internships to Aspen Colorado over the past few years, and she asked if i'd like to move out there with her. She says i'd love it, and quite frankly, I think that I would. I would love a fresh start in a new place, with new people, I'm a generally well liked enough person, and would have little to no problem making friends anywhere new. Should I seek employment there, and move on out to colorado on a whim, or should I stay here and continue to work for the same company, and not experience any other areas? I would like advice on this from anyone who's ever made a big move, to a new place, with little or nothing to go on. I have about six thousand dollars in cash saved up, that I could use for the initial move and expenses, but is it worth it? Should I pick up and move half way across the country simply on a hunch? I know i'll never be truly happy at my current job, but for all I know this whole thing could go crashing down in flames, and I would be broke, jobless, and a hell of a long ways from home, and the little close family that I have. This plan has just started forming today, I apologize for the lengthy post. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Should I stay at the same relatively dead-end job, or move across the country on a whim, to experience other things while i'm young?	Should I stay at the same relatively dead-end job, or move across the country on a whim, to experience other things while i'm young?	309
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by going to hard in a moshpit. POST: So it's Rockville weekend here in JacksonVille, Florida and me and some friends(more accurately my brothers friends) travelled all the way from Pennsylvania to see our favorite bands. Took lots of pictures, wonderful weather, sights, and having a blast. So now here's where my fuck up begins. It was 90° Fahrenheit today. We were at hatebreed's set getting the hell down to it. Now I'm a 6"1in 160lb male. 20yrs old. I consider myself what some know as skinny fat. And ya see I'm one of those guys who displaces fat in not so masculine areas...aka my lower body/man booty. So after we do our best to tear it up in a hatebreed moshpit, we sit down to rest and to my shame and horror I have a huge sweat puddle on the ass of my shorts. I panick and realize I NEED to fix this so I tell my big bro I don't feel good and am going to the porta potty. I half run there praying no-one looks at my sweaty, fat rear. Cue me in the hot stall desperately trying to soak the sweat in cardboard toilet paper for like 15 minutes, my confidence all the while quickly sinking. I've given up and realize I should just take my retarded, fat, sweaty ass back to the hotel where my "friends" will probably have more fun without me. It was a mistake me even coming. TL;DR: . Assistant:	It was unsurprisingly hot in Florida and my skinny fat man ass got soaked in sweat during a hatebreed concert So I left and now I want to die.	It was unsurprisingly hot in Florida and my skinny fat man ass got soaked in sweat during a hatebreed concert So I left and now I want to die.	3,965
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I'm a 24 year old male and can't keep an erection during sex, even with medicine. Help! POST: I have been going out with this girl for the last few months and asked her to spend the night a few nights ago. I have had issues in the past with maintaining an erection so I asked the doctor for some medicine to be prepared. I took 15 mg of Cialis before she came over. When we went to bed things started getting hot and heavy. She was rubbing her ass on me and I told her I was getting pretty hard. We made out for a while, and I was completely into the moment and thought I was enjoying it. I wasn't concerned about maintaining an erection because I thought the Cialis would take care of it. She then she asked if I had a condom. It was about this time I noticed that my erection was gone. She stimulated me directly, but I wasn't able to get a full erection again. Sex was not had, and needless to say the night ended badly. She left pretty quickly in the morning. I think I have confidence issues/performance anxiety. When I'm masturbating, I have no problem getting hard or orgasming. However, this was an issue in the past with my previous girlfriend as well. I would get hard, start having sex, and then basically fake it. I thought the issue was that I wasn't that attracted to my previous girlfriend, but this new girl is drop-dead sexy so I don't think that's it. I really don't understand what's going on with me, and how I can move past it. The new girl blamed herself. She said she thought she just doesn't turn me on. I assured her that it wasn't her and made up an excuse saying that I thought that I had taken too much of the medicine the night before and that it had made me feel sick. I don't know if she bought it. I really like this girl, we get along amazingly, and I don't want my sexual issues to end this relationship, but I just don't know how to move forward with this. Is there any advice anyone has that might be able to help me, both with the sexual issue and how to handle this relationship in particular? I don't think I'll ever be able to have a relationship without resolving this. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Having a hard time maintaining an erection probably because of confidence/performance anxiety, and I think it's going to kill my new relationship.	Having a hard time maintaining an erection probably because of confidence/performance anxiety, and I think it's going to kill my new relationship.	3,876
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My ex and I just broke up 2 weeks ago and shes in another relationship. POST: m/23, f/22 It's whatever. But she still has all of our pictures up on facebook while she's posting status's with him. Saying she loves him and stuff, while all of our pics are up. The same friends that like her new status's are the ones that used to like our pictures. The whole thing is pretty disgusting. I don't want to give her the satisfaction of me being angry. Does she look like more of a low life with my pictures still up? Or should I tell her to take them off out of courtesy. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Ex gf of two weeks is all over facebooks saying she loves this guy. But my pictures are still on her page.	Ex gf of two weeks is all over facebooks saying she loves this guy. But my pictures are still on her page.	5,394
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [28F] with my ex [27F] of 5 years, wants to know about my status but won't ask. POST: We broke up in June over text then made it official in Sept of this year. We broke up because of long distance after college opportunities separated us. Now that we are in a transitional phase of our lives we still text (only) about what we are doing and what is next in our lives. Well I have gone out of state to be with family and friends considering it is the holiday season. When I tell her I am hanging out with a friend she always jump the gun and thinks I am seeing someone special. In her round about way she has told me that if I am seeing someone that she won't text me anymore. Also, for some odd reason she chooses not to communicate via phone, Skype, or in person. We have met twice in person and both visits ended well with a warm hug and great conversations. I'm not sure what is going on considering we still share two dogs, share a few accounts, and we both have not deleted the thousands of pictures we have. I want to be with her but I feel like we are too far apart and I guess I don't know what to think because I don't talk to anyone about it. Please be kind with your words/comments. Thank you. TL;DR: . Assistant:	I want to be with her but I feel like we are too far apart and I guess I don't know what to think because I don't talk to anyone about it. Does she want to stop texting or is this finally it?	I want to be with her but I feel like we are too far apart and I guess I don't know what to think because I don't talk to anyone about it. Does she want to stop texting or is this finally it?	812
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I (30f) don't know where to go for support POST: I'm a 30 year old female. Cut my parents out of my life and have a strained relationship with my brother and sister. I still talk to some of my aunts and uncles (mom's sisters and brothers). They don't push me to restore contact with my mom, they completely understand why I have to do what I have to do. One of my family members had a baby die in utero 2 weeks before she was to be born. My immediate family has experience with this situation and i'd like to be there for my aunts and cousins at the funeral. I know my mom will be in attendance. I know I cannot face her alone, if she's cold, if she wants to talk, I'm not interested in any of it. My live in bf (also 30) and i have been together for 10 months. He just started a new job that is admittedly cool, but he is absolutely obsessed with it. All conversations, all errands we run, are related to his job. Anything not related to the job he doesn't have bandwidth for. I've tried asking for support. Asking for hugs. Asking him to come to the funeral, and he says I need to deal with my family on my own. He doesn't have time to take off work (the funeral is Tuesday). I don't know where I can go for support or who to talk to. I have a few casual friends but no one who would let me vent like I feel I need. No one to come with me. Do i look internally for the support? Any advice would be great. Thanks reddit. (yep, it's a throwaway, no gw posts). TL;DR: . Assistant:	strained family, death in the family, can't go to the funeral alone. need advice on how to become a support for myself, because i can't trust anyone else in my life to help.	strained family, death in the family, can't go to the funeral alone. need advice on how to become a support for myself, because i can't trust anyone else in my life to help.	4,458
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [18M] with my girlfriend [19F] of 3 month. I asked her about her past hook ups/relationships. Don't know how to feel. POST: Im currently long distancing with my girlfriend for only around 3 months. I asked her about her past hooks up/relationships cause I wouldn't want to hear it from someone else. What she told me was quite distressing. When she was with her last boyfriend, whenever they would fight they would break up and eventually get back together in a few weeks or months. But during that temporary break up she would hook up with people that she knows, friends friend, brothers boss, etc. Her reasoning was that her "ex" or I guess temporary ex was trying to hook up with girls too. She told me she didn't even like any of the guys she hooked up with. She said she felt she was "getting even" or it was to make her self feel better. It doesn't seem like a big deal but now I feel like every time we fight or if something happens between us she would just hook up with a random guy. She keeps telling me how she really loves me and would never do that to me. She also said that she promised herself that after she officially broke up with her ex boyfriend that her next relationship will be different and that she wont hook up with guys. Every time I think about it my gut wrenches and it feels like my organs just dropped. Was it wrong for me to ask her this? I feel like id rather know the truth than living a lie. I almost feel disgusted thinking she hooked up with her brothers boss, or some 25 year old college student. I really care for this relationship and I keep trying to think about something else but it seriously bothers me. I usually never get bothered by a lot of things for some reason this seriously gets to me. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Girlfriend used to hook up with random guys when she fought/temp brake up with her past boyfriend. Worried, feeling disgusted, and don't know what to feel/do.	Girlfriend used to hook up with random guys when she fought/temp brake up with her past boyfriend. Worried, feeling disgusted, and don't know what to feel/do.	5,060
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [25M] My girlfriend [25F] is still friends and keeps in contact with past crushes and former FWB's. I do not suspect any foul play, but I still feel weird. POST: We've been together for 8 months, she has been with 11 guys sexually before me, and me 10, and she'll still keep in contact with former FWB's or crushes. She's very low maintenance, and sometimes I'll actually meet some of these guys. I can put on a good face and be cordial, but afterwards, I feel all weird. Like insecure as if she would run away from me for these guys. I feel I am in the right for feeling this way, but I do not want to be needy with her and tell her she has to stop talking to these guys once in a while. Is she just looking for attention? She'll talk to at least one of them a few times a month, but mostly not more than that. TL;DR: . Assistant:	25M] My girlfriend [25F] is still friends and keeps in contact with past crushes and former FWB's. I do not suspect any foul play, but I still feel weird.	25M] My girlfriend [25F] is still friends and keeps in contact with past crushes and former FWB's. I do not suspect any foul play, but I still feel weird.	3,261
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [29M] girlfriend [29F] is emotionless POST: We've been dating for about 2 months and I'm beginning to notice something troubling about her. She's a self-proclaimed "robot". She doesn't cry. She's got a 'tough-guy-exterior'. She's only had two previous long term relationships since she was a teenager. Both of her exes treating her poorly. I think that she's been emotionally scarred, and the way she deals with it is by putting up walls. She won't let herself be vulnerable. When I told her I had a dream about my dad dying, her response was "are you disturbed? Why are you dreaming about death, you sicko?" It worries me that she's unable to let herself feel. TL;DR: . Assistant:	My girlfriend has been scarred by previous relationships and put up walls. I love her and want to help her break those walls down. What should I do?	My girlfriend has been scarred by previous relationships and put up walls. I love her and want to help her break those walls down. What should I do?	4,963
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Reddit, have you ever tried to do something nice for someone and have it completely blow up in your face? Tell me about it. POST: I work as a medical assistant in an eye clinic, and I have a pretty good reputation at being good at what I do. A little proof: I am the "nurse" cited in this story [notalwaysright.com]( Well, I had a patient recently that was left unattended in our contact lens area. Usually, this never happens, but another assistant dropped her off in there and had to go tend to a phone call. In the 15 seconds she was left alone, she managed to pick up the ONLY bottle in the entire room that could injure her; a hydrogen peroxide based contact cleaning solution called Clear Care. It's safe for contacts, but bad news for your eyeballs. She picks up this bottle and ejects this solution straight into her eye (Note: The bottle has a red label that tells you not to put it into your eye, along with a red top that typically indicates BAD NEWS). I'm on lunch at this point, reading a Magic:The Gathering novel and indulging in a leftover Halloween sucker. 2 assistants come running from the front of the office and tell me the story. I abandon my book and run up front, sit the lady down and start flushing her eye as much as I can. Finally I'm able to get it washed out enough to check for corneal damage and it seems she's a'ok. I lean back to tell her this and notice her glaring at me. "Is everything alright?" I asked, noting that "is everything alright" was probably a stupid question 25 seconds after a severe burning sensation to the eyeball. The lady picks up her purse, stands and pushes past me, eyeballing my forgotten Halloween sucker. I had forgotten I was eating it and did the entire procedure with it in my mouth. "That's really gross, and totally unprofessional." She snaps before walking out to the reception area and filing a complaint with my doctor ABOUT ME. I was absolutely dumbfounded, I couldn't believe this had really happened. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Lady burns her eye with hydrogen peroxide and calls me unprofessional for eating a sucker while I cleaned her eye out.	Lady burns her eye with hydrogen peroxide and calls me unprofessional for eating a sucker while I cleaned her eye out.	2,695
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU By moving in with the leader of a cult. POST: So the realization of the fuck up is today, while it actually happened a week and a half ago. As I was reading through the roommate lease to make the check out to, I thought the named looked a little different than what the ad said her name was. "Well, maybe I'm just tired from work and such." So I grab the lease to make sure and look at the original ad and sure enough, the names are different. This is where I start realizing the fuck up: I type the name on the lease into Google and it explodes with all this information (including her personal site) about this type of cult, how she communicates while the "lizzards" and "aliens" on the other planets. It goes way, way deeper than I can even explain here. What really got me, was she isn't just a local hit..she's international. I was even listening to this podcast where they were talking about how we have robots living among us pretending to be human beings and such. Really fucking weird. So now I'm kind of nervous being around the house and what not. I've noticed it seems like she goes through my room as I've noticed curtains open when I know for sure I closed them. I asked about that and it was "to let the air flow free in the house." Okay I said...I'm a guy...I workout...probably a hint I stink. Well, I think it's some supernatual stuff instead as other things have been out of place. I've really no idea what to do at this point, but hoping since it's just a 3 month lease I can survive and move on. The biggest problem is that on her website, she has her HOME address (also her office) so anyone can mail in payments. Well, what if someone wants to bash in a window? Again, I'm a little freaked out. I probably didn't include everything in here, so feel free to ask if you've any questions. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Signed a lease and Googled the name of my roommate, found out she's a huge cult leader. A little freaked out.	Signed a lease and Googled the name of my roommate, found out she's a huge cult leader. A little freaked out.	4,688
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [16F] with my Mom: 32F. She decided she doesn't want to be a mom anymore. Sending me to live with my aunt. POST: My mom told me that she wishes she never had kids. I am 16. She has pretty much decided she cannot stand to be a mom anymore and has asked my aunt to let me attend high school where she lives. My aunt cannot have kids, so she was willing to take me. This means I have to move 200 miles away, to a good school but not the one I grew up with. I am a junior in high school this year and it will mean I have to do all my work over again (making friends with people, getting to know teachers). Not only that, I have been in Drama for the past two years and I was supposed to be a Drama Director this year. My mom is ruining my life with this. I feel like I will not be able to do all the things I worked for and thus put on my college report. I will be the nobody, like they will let me be class treasurer if they don't know me. I have a job here, with good hours and an understanding boss. I am not sure what to do. I have tried talking to my mom, but my dad divorced her and I have not spoken or seen him in 9 years, so she says I need to let her live her life. She signed up to go back to school, quit her job and is on student loans. She sold the car I was supposed to use to get to work and has been giving me boxes. I am supposed to move in a week, right before school starts at my aunts. I need help. TL;DR: . Assistant:	My mom decided to send me to live with my childless aunt. It is going to ruin my chances for college.	My mom decided to send me to live with my childless aunt. It is going to ruin my chances for college.	4,411
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: Dating my sister's doppelganger, Is this weird? [late twenties] POST: The first thing a family member said to me when they first met her was, "She looks like exactly like trill_away's sister!" Now, we started dating via OKCupid. Both upper twenties and looking to settle down and start a family (not ASAP, but eventually.) She messaged me first, so it's not like I saw her across a room and thought, "this girl looks like my sister. Let me go pick her up." Far from it. We do, however, get along really well We've been dating for two weeks, roughly. After the first date, I was a little weirded out about the whole situation, but after the second date, I could see enough differences between them that I got comfortable with the idea of dating her. I do get these weir moments though when we're talking where their mannerisms are exactly the same. We get along great. My family, however, after first meeting her, is concerned about the psychological effects of dating someone that looks exactly like my sister. I'm also afraid that if they ever get in the same room together, my sister and girlfriend looking at each other face-to-face might create some sort of deep universal chasm that will destroy the earth. What do I do Reddit? Has anyone been in a similar situation? What happened? TL;DR: . Assistant:	My sister's doppelganger might be "the one," but I'm afraid her doppelgangerness will poison our relationship.	My sister's doppelganger might be "the one," but I'm afraid her doppelgangerness will poison our relationship.	4,926
Human: Summarize the following text : SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Not sure what to do.. POST: I apologize for the shitty, nondescript title Girlfriend and I have been dating for about 6 months now, both early 20s. She was in a LDR with a guy for 2 years, and cheated on him a few times with these two different guys. She dated both of them separately for a bit, broke up, but still hung out with them afterwards. She maintains an awkward relationship with them, and they clearly want to hang out with her still (and are most definitely still into her). She wants to hang out with them too. I do not get along with these two guys, they are shady as all hell. We have a good relationship now, but lately these guys have been popping up a lot more often and it has been causing me problems big time. Is this normal? Am I being overly jealous, or is hanging out with guys you've cheated on your ex boyfriend with okay? I also will be away from her for a few months pretty soon, and I'm worried something might happen while I'm gone. I'm at a loss, I don't want to lose her but I really can't handle the stress this is bringing me. TL;DR: . Assistant:	Girlfriend wants to hang out with ex boyfriends that she has shady past with. Don't want to limit who she hangs out with, but it's driving me crazy.	Girlfriend wants to hang out with ex boyfriends that she has shady past with. Don't want to limit who she hangs out with, but it's driving me crazy.	942