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I didn't. I did.
Young Rick:
What?
Morty:
Summer, nobody has to know about that. We could put it right back and pretend we never saw it, like we did with Dad's mannequin leg.
Summer:
Fine, stay here. I'll rescue Grandpa myself.
Morty:
And how are you gonna do that?
Summer:
I don't know yet. I'll make it up as I go. That's what Grandpa Rick does. That's what heroes do.
Morty:
Y-You want to see what a hero Rick is? I-I'll bring you somewhere, Summer. Um-
Summer:
What is this place? And what's with "Hunger Games" Summer?
Morty:
That's my sister. This used to be my home.
Young Rick:
Sounds lonely.
Young Rick:
Eh, pass.
Young Rick:
A different kind of Rick, I guess.
Young Rick:
Sort of. I just took a long look at myself, and I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off.
Young Rick:
That, Dianne, is the last great idea that will ever be had in this garage.
Summer:
Good roasted Cronenberg, I assume. Mom, you're looking feral. I can't believe Rick did this.
Morty:
These are the parts of Rick's adventures you don't get to see -- the parts he leaves behind. All right, it's been great, guys. I really only wanted to stop by here for a quick "I told ya so." So, uh--
Morty:
What are you doing with that?!
Morty:
No! Why?! Why would you do that?! W-W-What is the matter with you people?!
Morty:
Hold your fire! Hold your fire! I'm Morty C-137.
Summer:
He's in prison.
Morty:
Summer.
Summer:
He got captured by the Federation and we were going to rescue him.
Summer:
Boo-yah!
Summer:
Boo-nah?
Young Rick:
Come on, girls! The ice cream's gonna melt.
Young Rick:
Nooooooo!
Cornvelious Daniel:
Wow. This sauce is fucking amazing. You said it was promoting a movie?
Young Rick:
Carry the three, add a two. I got it. I fucking got it.
Cornvelious Daniel:
Whoa. I-Is that it, the portal gun?
Rick:
Yeah. That's the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost.
Cornvelious Daniel:
Awesome-possum. Mission Control, you getting this?
Cornvelious Daniel:
Yeah! Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember to shut off the brainalyzer. Actually, I think it shuts off automatically once your brain is liquid. Don't know, don't care. Pull me out. Hey, pull me out! Can you hear me?
Rick:
Nope, they cannot.
Cornvelious Daniel:
Why not?