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Oh, please. They just call themselves heroes so they can...
Morty:
I'm calling them that, Rick! They're my heroes! Mine!
Rick:
Huh... no accounting for taste. I'm gonna go get a drink.
Morty:
Oh, God.
Supernova:
Good morning. Looks like your grandpa had a long night. Crocubot, why don't you escort Mr. Sanchez to a more comfortable spot so that someone can... clean up his diarrhea.
Supernova:
Actually, Noob-Noob, you have a new mission.
Supernova:
Vindicators, prepare for arrival.
Vance:
Morty, the Vindicators and I had a chat this morning and I'm afraid we need to make a little change.
Morty:
I-I totally get it. I-I'm so sorry.
Vance:
You should be. Running around in a yellow t-shirt like you're not one of us? Disgraceful.
Morty:
I-I-I... I'm not a superhero.
Vance:
Cop a squat, chief. Everyone in the universe is a hero. All you have to do is know the difference between good and bad, and root for good.
Morty:
Rick says "good" and "bad" are artificial constructs.
Vance:
Yeah, well, I get the feeling... he kind of needs that to be the case. Not coming, Noob-Noob?
Vance:
Security drones, inbound.
Supernova:
Star Mother, grant me your wrath!
Alan:
All aboard!
Million Ants:
Aah! Gun turret.
Supernova:
Are you all right?
Million Ants:
Yes. I only lost 400 ants. My queen is laying more. I am back to one million ants.
Supernova:
Someone wake up Sanchez.
Rick:
Ugh! Oh, Christ...
Supernova:
Rick, you're up.
Rick:
Barely.
Supernova:
Rick, we're taking fire from an automated turret. Can you bring it offline?
Rick:
Uh-huh.
Rick:
Uh, my God, that's better.
Supernova:
RICK!
Rick:
Hey, I can't help if I can't see.
Alan:
I could've just used a ghost train.
Rick:
Really? You don't say. You would have used a ghost train? Hey, everybody, the ghost train guy would have used a ghost train!
Alan:
Man, fuck you.
Rick:
Is there coffee? Hey, Morty, can you be a pal? Grandpa left his coffee maker on the ship. Y-You know, the French press thing?
Morty:
Get it yourself.