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"Woman on TV:" "What concerns investigators are" "( channel changes, cheering, applause )" "Woman:" "Perhaps these performers do have father fixations... ( woman moaning )" "OH, JACK, IT FEELS SO GOOD." "OHH" "( muffled ) YOUR TITS ARE ON MY FACE." "I CAN'T FUCKIN' BREATHE." "Newscaster:" "...Update on today's top stories" "OH, FEELS SO GOOD!" "Reporter:" "...Three robbers armed with guns apparently surprised the casino security guards and walked off with some $2 million." " OH GOD!" " It has been concluded that the robbers had inside knowledge of the casino..." " CRAP!" " because they knew exactly how and when to hit..." " UH, JACK?" " SOON." " JACK?" " SOON." " JACK!" " SOON!" "( moaning )" " FREEZE!" " ( screaming )" "Female cop:" "WHERE YOU GOIN', HUH?" "COME ON." "COME TO MAMA." "COME ON, BABY." "HEY." "HEY!" "Man's voice:" "WHO KNEW I'D BE RUNNING DOWN THE STREETS OF HOLLYWOOD" "BUTT-ASS NAKED?" "IT ALL STARTED SIX DAYS AGO," "WHEN MY EX-WIFE HOOKED UP WITH HER OLD FRIEND MISHA." "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A WOMAN." "( rock music playing )" " ♪ EVERYBODY RUN FOR COVER ♪ - ( gunshots )" "♪ I SEE YOU FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY ♪" "♪ SOMEBODY TOLD ME TO LOOK AWAY ♪" "♪ AND I DON'T HAVE A REASON WHY ♪" "♪ RAIN AND TERROR ON THE STREET ♪" "♪ QUICK, WHEN IT COUNTS TO YOUR FEET ♪" "♪ RUNNIN' SUPER FAST OUTTA HERE ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER... ♪" " TROY." " YURI." "( Russian Accent ) THIS IS LEXI." "PLEASURE." "HI, I'M MISHA." "NICE TO MEET YOU, MISHA." "I'M TROY." "MY PLEASURE." "COME ON, LEX." "EYE CANDY." "( Russian accent ) TOO SKINNY." " TOO SKINNY?" " TOO SKINNY." " DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT?" " YOU WANT US TO HIT SOMEONE?" "NO, I'M THINKIN' SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER THAN THAT." "I'VE BEEN HERE 16 YEARS." "I STARTED OUT CLEANING THE STALLS," "AND A MONTH FROM NOW, IT WILL ALL BE GONE." "THEY'VE BEEN BOUGHT OUT." "AND EVERYBODY WILL BE OUT ON THEIR ASSES." "YOU WANT SOMETHING FOR YOUR TIME." "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪" "♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER ♪" "♪ LET US SEE THE BOSS ♪" "♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER SAY WHAT'S UP?" "♪" "♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER ♪" "♪ LET US SEE THE BOSS ♪" "♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER SAY WHAT'S UP?" "♪" "♪ OH-OHHH ♪" "♪ EVERYBODY RUN FOR COVER ♪" " ( gunshots ) - ♪ I SEE YOU FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY ♪" "♪ RAIN AND TERROR ON THE STREET ♪" "♪ QUICK, WHEN IT COUNTS TO YOU FEET ♪" "♪ RUNNIN' SUPER FAST OUT OF HERE ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO HERE WE GO ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪" "♪ HERE WE GO. ♪" "( practicing French )" " FOU." " FOU?" "FOU MEANS CRAZY." "( continues in French )" " ( corrects pronunciation )" " STOP WITH THE FUCKING FRENCH!" "Misha:" "OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!" "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA." "Yuri:" "HEY, YOU GIRLS WANT TO EAT?" "( Misha laughing ) CUT IT OUT!" "HE'S REALLY GONNA COME." " Yuri:" "WHY YOU WANTS TO SEE THIS?" " ( laughing )" "( squeals ) OH, GO, BABY!" "( tires screeching )" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" " ( laughing )" "YEAH, TELL US." "WE WILL BE THERE." "( chuckles ) OKAY, I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK." "CIAO." "FUCKING GOAT." "( speaking in Russian )" "NO." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT NO." "NO?" "I BELIEVE-- I BELIEVE I AM STONED," "AND YOU'RE NOT STONED." "YOUR..." "SPHINCTER LIKE THAT." "THE WHOLE FUCKING PLAN IS HORRIBLE." "I HEARD HE TALKED TO THE COPS." "I MEAN, WHAT WOULD JAMES CAGNEY DO?" " THIS IS WHAT WE NEED." " WHAT?" "WHAT WOULD JAMES CAGNEY DO?" "HMM?" "WHAT WOULD YOU DO, LITTLE JIMMY, HMM?" "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" "YOU TREAT THAT FISH BETTER THAN YOUR WOMAN." "FUCK OFF." "HUH?" "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY." "YOU DIRTY, DIRTY RAT." "AHA." "YOU KNOW?" "WINKY, WINKY, WINKY, WINKY." "( laughs )" "WHAT DOES THAT STUPID FISH HAVE THAT I DON'T?" "NO BRAINS." "( sighs )" "HE DOESN'T TALK BACK." "HUH?" "GOD, I'M SICK OF THIS PLACE!" "I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" "I JUST WANT TO LIVE AND BE HAPPY" "AND DO SOMETHING WITH OUR LIFE!" "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN DOING SOMETHING..." "IN ONE DIRECTION OR ANOTHER," "BUT THE LAST YEAR WITH THOSE GUYS AND THIS FUCKING HOUSE" "IT'S JUST BEEN NOTHING." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE, ARE YOU?" "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE." "DON'T." "I MEAN..." "IT'S JUST" "YOU KNOW..." "( giggles ) OW!" "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?" "I'M NOT YOUR MOM, LEXI." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE?" "HUH?" "JUST GET OUT OF HERE." "YOU CAN DO THIS." " GO WHERE?" " WHERE?" "ANYWHERE!" "IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A LINE OF GUYS AROUND THE BLOCK" " WAITING TO TAKE CARE OF ME." " OH, HONEY." "FUCK MEN." "YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DEPEND ON YOURSELF." "ALL MEN HAVE EVER DONE IS HOLD YOU BACK." "ESPECIALLY THE ONE YOU'RE WITH." " HE HOLDS YOU BACK." " HE'S NOT THAT BAD." "YEAH." "HE TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT." " ( sighs )" " YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL." "YOU'RE SMART." "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING." "ANYTHING." "AND HE MAKES YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE USELESS." "( whispers ) I GUESS." "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING." "THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS HOUSE AND THIS CITY..." "IS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT MYSELF." "( feigns snore )" "EVERYBODY FEELS LIKE THAT SOMETIMES." "EVERYBODY DOES." "( blues music playing )" "♪ I'VE BEEN DOWN, DOWN-- ♪" "OH, GOD." "OOH, IT'S SO BAD!" "♪ BUT I AIN'T BEEN DOWN WITH YOU... ♪" "( laughing, screaming )" "♪ I BEEN DOWN DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪" "♪ BUT I NEVER BEEN DOWN WITH YOU. ♪" "YOU SELL ANY SMOKES?" "NO." " HELP YOURSELF." " THANKS." "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?" "NOTHING." " WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?" " HERRADURA." "NEAT." "AND SOME MATCHES." " WHAT'S WITH THE GUN, POPS?" " YOU TELL ME." ""WHAT'S WITH THE GUN?"" " HEY, RELAX." " I'M RELAXED." "ARE YOU RELAXED?" " YEAH." " GOOD." " I'M A COP." " OH REALLY?" "YEAH." "I'M GONNA SHOW YOU, OKAY?" " EASY." " REAL EASY." "REAL EASY." "Man:" "FREEZE!" "Yuri:" "I'M TELLING YOU, SOMEONE KILLED LOMAX AND HANSEN." " Sergei:" "How do you know about this?" " 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING AT HIM." "WHAT IS IT WITH THIS FUCKING TOWN?" " SERG" " We have no fucking plan!" "Is bullshit!" "RELAX." "WE'LL FIND OTHER COPS." "WHERE?" "A FUCKING SPECIAL COP SHOP?" "FUCK." "DO YOU WANT TO TRY THIS PLACE?" "UH-HUH." "( sighs )" "HELENA?" " HEY!" " NO WAY." "MISHA!" " HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" " WHAT'S UP?" " HOW DID YOU" " HEY!" " OH MY GOODNESS." " HOW DID YOU GET ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?" "I, UH, OOH" "I..." "MARRIED THE WRONG GUY." "( laughs )" "THIS IS-- THIS IS LEXI." "HEY, HOW ARE YOU?" " YOU, UH" " YOU LOOK GREAT!" " THIS IS WHERE I" " YEAH." " YOU WORK?" "GREAT." "SO YOU HAD IT ANNULLED, BUT YOU STILL LIVE TOGETHER?" "YEAH." "( chuckles )" "I GUESS IT'S LIKE A BAD HABIT YOU CAN'T BREAK." "BUT" "I MEAN" " FREE RENT." " ( chuckling )" " AND YOU GUYS GET ALONG?" " LIKE MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES, WE GET ALONG." " ( giggling )" " THAT'S OKAY." "SO, UH..." "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?" " RESEDA." " OH, COOL." "THEY LOOK GOOD." "Helena:" "NO, I GREW UP IN JERSEY." "YOU GO." "( slurring ) I CAME OUT HERE TO" " YOU KNOW" " TO DO THE THING." " TO GET DISCOVERED." " OHH!" "DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?" "HUH?" " ( Misha laughing )" " I'M ON BAYWATCH." " OH!" " ( giggling )" " I CAME OUT HERE TO DANCE, YOU KNOW." " Misha:" "OH MY GOD." " YOU WERE SO GOOD." "AMAZING." " LEGITIMATELY." " YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT." " WHATEVER." " MM. MM." " HERE." "I THINK NEW YORK'S THE PLACE FOR DANCE." "( giggles )" "I THINK YOU NEED A DRINK." "DAMN!" "WHERE'D YOU FIND HER?" "I'M GONNA GO PEE," "IF THAT'S OKAY?" "( whispering ) WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "I FUCKING HATE HER." "HELENA IS SO COOL." "SHE THINKS SHE'S HOT SHIT." "BULLSHIT." "YOU'RE JUST ON ONE OF YOUR JEALOUSY TRIPS." "WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE THAT AROUND SERGEI?" " I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM." " YOU DON'T?" "( softly ) GOD." "YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM." "WHAT, YOU CARE ABOUT YURI?" "WELL, I HAVEN'T WASTED TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE FOR NOTHING." " I DO" " OH, YOU'RE SO SURE." "W-W-WH" "WHAT DOES HE GIVE YOU OTHER THAN MONEY?" " HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU." " SHUT UP." "♪ BUT LOVE ♪" "♪ CAN BE ♪" "♪ A FLEETING THING... ♪" "YOU KNOW WHO I CARE ABOUT." "♪ IT DON'T LAST TOO LONG ♪" "♪ NOT LIKE COCOA AND GIN. ♪" "WHY WE NEED COPS WHEN WE HAVE TROY?" "SERGEI, IT'S ADDED FUCKING PROTECTION." "( ball rattles )" " HEY." " HEY." "A TOAST." " WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING?" " A FUCKING DISASTER." " Yuri:" "IGNORE HIM." " HEY, HEY, HEY." "YES, IGNO-- ( chuckles )" "YES, IGNORE ME." "NA ZDOROVYE!" "HERE IS TO FUCKING" "INVISIBLE ME." " DROP IT." " WE DID." "WE DID, BABY." "WE FUCKING DROP EVERYTHING." "YOU KNOW, HE BRING ME HERE." "NOW IS NOT THE TIME." "NO, IS NEVER THE FUCKING TIME!" "ALL WE DO IS SIT HERE AND STARE AND FUCKING" "IT'S FOR WHAT?" "WE DO WHAT?" "WHAT" " WH-WHAT IS THE FUCKING BULLSHIT?" "ENOUGH!" "AND WHY WE DO NOTHING?" "BECAUSE OF YOU." "MAYBE WE CAN HELP." "PLEASE TO LEAVE A MAN TO DO A MAN'S JOB." "WHAT ARE YOU-- FROM THE FUCKING STONE AGES?" "ACTUALLY, YES." "THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP." "YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF..." "AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF" "( glass shatters )" "( both laughing )" "I BELIEVE THE LADIES CAN DO THIS!" "( grunting )" "( keys clattering )" "Man:" "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?" "( sighs )" "IT'S ME, DUMMY." "THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF, HELENA." "YEAH, WELL I LIVE HERE-- UNFORTUNATELY." "YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO." " WHERE WERE YOU?" " YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK?" "NOT TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT?" "YEAH?" "WHO WERE YOU WITH?" "HUH?" "UH..." "FRIENDS, JACK!" "FRIENDS." " YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS." " OH, GOOD." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "NEXT TIME, JACK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME?" "YOU KNOW, HELENA?" "YOU'RE WELCOME TO LEAVE ANY TIME YOU WANT." "I KNOW, JACK." "YOU TELL ME ALL THE TIME." " WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING NEW?" " LET ME HELP YOU." " C'MERE." " ( groans )" "HEY." "OKAY!" "WHAT IS WITH YOU?" "YOU KNOW, I HAVE SEEN YOU NAKED BEFORE, HELENA." " ( shoes thud ) - ( Helena chuckles )" "YEAH." "I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY." " AAH!" " NOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NASTY LIKE THAT?" " YOU KNOW WHAT, JACK?" " NO, I-I MEAN IT." "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NASTY?" " ( groans )" " WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?" "YOU KNOW, LIKE IT USED TO BE." "WHY" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH." "YOU CAN COME SLEEP WITH ME." "NOTHING WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN." "YOU KNOW, WE" "WE COULD JUST CUDDLE." "YOU WANT TO CUDDLE?" "YEAH." "YEAH, I WANT TO CUDDLE." "( chuckles )" " OKAY, LET'S CUDDLE." " ( both chuckle )" "GO WAIT FOR ME INSIDE." "OKAY?" "AND WE'LL CUDDLE." "WE'LL CUDDLE AND CUDDLE AND CUDDLE ALL NIGHT." "WE'LL CUDDLE AND WE'LL MAKE TENTS," "AND WE'LL CUDDLE SOME MORE" "AND WE'LL FLUFF THE PILLOWS UP." "( slams )" "( screaming )" "SO, NOW I UNDERSTAND" "WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK ME ANYMORE, HUH?" "BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO EAT CUNT." "WE WERE SLEEPING, BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." "THAT'S PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS." "OH, NO, NO, NO." "YOU MAKE A MISTAKE." "I LOVE THIS." "IS NATURAL, IS BEAUTIFUL, NORMAL, TWO WOMEN TOGETHER." " I MISS THE PERFORMANCE." "PLEASE, DO IT." " JESUS." "DO YOUR FUCKING GODDAMN LESBIAN SHOW!" "HUH?" "DO IT FOR ME!" "FOR SERGEI, PLEASE." "DO YOUR LESBIAN SHOW." "I MISSED THE SHOW." "JUST DO A LITTLE." "YOUR PUSSIES ARE WET, HUH?" "DO THE LESBIAN SHOW." "DO THE LESBIAN SHOW." "I'LL PUT A FUCKING KNIFE IN YOUR FUCKING RIB!" " DO IT." "YOUR LOVELY, FUCKING" " COME ON!" " FUCK YOU!" " YOU FUCKING" " FUCK!" " ( groans )" " ( grunting )" " SO, YOU TASTE THE PUSSY, HUH?" " YURI!" " Sergei:" "COME ON." " COME ON." "YOU TASTE THE PUSSY?" " STOP." " COME ON." " ( groans )" "SO, YOU TAKE..." "YOUR LESBIAN SHIT AND YOU GET OUT." "WHERE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO GO AT FOUR-FUCKING-CLOCK IN THE MORNING?" "SUCK..." "MY COCK." "YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES." "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH ALL THIS GOING ON AROUND ME?" "TALK TO YOUR FRIEND." "HE'S FUCKING PSYCHO!" "YES, BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO." "HE TOLD HER SHE HAS 10 MINUTES." "MISH, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU." "THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT?" "THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT?" "YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT SHE STAYS." " AND IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT, HE CAN LEAVE!" " MISHA, MISHA, MISHA." " WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" " THIS IS NOT OUR PROBLEM." "IS THEIR PROBLEM, SO JUST STAY OUT OF IT." "I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING." "PLEASE DO WHAT'S RIGHT." "COME ON." "SHE'S ALL ON THE FLOOR." " COME QUICKLY, PLEASE" " COME ON!" " I CAN'T HELP YOU." "IF SHE LEAVES, I LEAVE." "OKAY?" "DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO." "YOU'RE PATHETIC, YOU KNOW THAT?" "( disgusted sigh )" "Helena:" "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KICKED YOU OUT FOR THAT." "I MEAN, MOST GUYS LOVE THAT SHIT, DON'T THEY?" "WHAT KIND OF JOB WAS IT, BY THE WAY?" "ALL I KNOW IS THAT THERE IS A CASINO" "OWNED BY SOME INDIANS THEY'RE TRYING TO RIP OFF WITH SOME COPS." "FUCKING IMMIGRANTS, I SWEAR TO GOD." "♪ SHOULD I ACT AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT... ♪" "YOU DO REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU GUYS ARE, RIGHT?" "THINK ABOUT IT." "THEY'RE READY TO PULL OFF THE BIGGEST HEIST OF THEIR LIVES," "AND THEY JUST KICK YOU OUT?" "I GOT KICKED." "MISHA LEFT." "KICKED, LEFT, WHATEVER," "THEY MADE YOU LEAVE BEFORE THEY GOT ANY MONEY, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT." "I MEAN, FUCK, I CAN'T EVEN GET ALIMONY, RIGHT?" "NOWADAYS, YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING." "THEY WEREN'T STUPID." "LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS IT LOOKED LIKE YOU GOT" " DUPED." " ♪ WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN... ♪ - ( chuckles )" "♪ JUST LIKE A MOTH THAT'S DRAWN INTO A FLAME... ♪" "SHE'S RIGHT." "SHE'S FUCKING RIGHT." "DID YOU SEE ANY MONEY FROM THE LAST JOB THEY DID?" "OF COURSE NOT." "WE WERE FUCKED." "TALKING ABOUT MEN HERE." "OH, MAN." "Helena:" "I'M TELLIN' YOU GUYS," "HE'S A COP AND" " AND-- THEN YOU COULD SCREW THOSE GUYS." "AND HE CAN GET THE PROMOTION THAT HE ALWAYS WANTED AND" "( paper peeling )" "( laughing )" "I DON'T KNOW, MISH." "WHERE WOULD YOU GET IT?" "FROM THAT ROACH MOTEL WE'RE SLEEPING IN." "REVENGE." "ALL RIGHT, SO YOU SAY YOU HEARD NOISES COMING FROM APARTMENT 814," " IS THAT RIGHT, MRS. LEECHNER?" " YES." "APARTMENT" "814?" "YES, YOU SAID 814 A MINUTE AGO." "BROTHER AARON'S APARTMENT?" " OH, BROTHER ARIEL." " ARIEL." "HE WAS SO KIND AND LOVIN'." "HE WAS ALWAYS LOOKIN' FOR GOD." "Jack's voice:" "I HATE..." "THIS..." "JOB." "I HATE THIS LADY." "I WANT TO HIT HER WITH A BAT." "I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF I FUCKED HER?" "PROBABLY BE LIKE A CORPSE." "SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE." "THE FUN DIED THE DAY I REALIZED THIS ALL LED TO NOWHERE." "THIS IS IT." "ALL THIS UNADULTERATED JOY FOR 36K A YEAR." " Yuri:" "SO YOU CAN CONTACT ME." " Sergei:" "YOU'RE FUCKING LATE!" " THE COPS ARE FUCKING DEAD!" " DON'T BLAME THIS SHIT ON ME." "MAYBE IT'S A SIGN THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN." "OH, NO, NO, NO." "THIS FUCKING HAS TO HAPPEN, YOU STUPID NIGGER." "YOU BETTER RELAX!" "THIS IS MY DEAL!" "I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LET YOU TWO IN ON THIS." "OH, PLEASE." "PLEASE, SAY THAT AGAIN." "PLEASE." "YOU KNOW WHAT THEM REDSKINS DO TO ME IF THEY FIND OUT?" "THEY'LL HURT ME IN WAYS YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK OF." "SO DON'T THINK YOU'RE CALLING THE SHOTS HERE-- 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT." " OKAY." "OKAY." " RELAX YOUR BOY." "PUT IT AWAY." "LISTEN, TROY, TROY, JUST GIVE US A LITTLE TIME, OKAY?" "LITTLE MORE TIME, OKAY?" "HEY, LUCY." "LUCY, COULD I GET A" "BITCH." "( laughs ) THE KING IS BACK, BABY." "MOTHERFUCK, THE DROUGHT IS OVER, AND THE KING IS BACK!" "YOU'RE DISTURBED." " THIS IS DISTURBING." " JESUS!" "YEAH, 40-TO-ONE SHOT." "YEAH, $6,300." "YEAH." "THE OLD PSYCHIC DYKES IS BACK, BABY!" "I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT." "LISTEN..." " ( laughing )" " HEY, HEY" " PUT THE WAD AWAY." "PUT IT AWAY." "SO, DID YOU, UH..." "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LOMAX?" "YEAH, I HEARD THEY GOT WHACKED IN HOLLYWOOD, HANSEN, MAN." "IT'S BAD KARMA COMING BACK ON THOSE GUYS, MAN." " LUCY!" " SHE'S NOT GONNA COME OVER HERE." "SHE IS" "REMEMBER THOSE SUITS THOSE GUYS HAD?" " BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN NUMBERS." " YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" " HEY!" " HEY, DARLIN'." "A ROUND ON ME, PLEASE." " MY PLEASURE..." "DETECTIVE." " THANK YOU." "JACK." "JACK." "WOMEN ARE EASY." "YEAH, UNLESS YOU TRY TO TOUCH 'EM." "HEY, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING..." "THOSE GUYS HAD A PRETTY GOOD THING GOIN'." "I MEAN, THEY DID." "NO, NO, NO, NO." "THEY-THEY TOOK IT TOO FAR." "THEY WERE GREEDY, BUT..." "THEY HAD A NICE THING GOIN'." " HANSEN, MAN, WAS INTO SOME SERIOUS SHIT, THOUGH." " NO, I KNOW." "BUT DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT SHIT EXACTLY HE WAS INTO?" "YEAH, I WONDERED." "THAT'S NOT OUR CASE, JACK." "I'M GONNA GO TAKE A PISS." "I DARE YOU." "LUCY, KEEP THE CHANGE." "HEY, THANKS A LOT." "YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND FOR A WHILE." "I'VE BEEN, UH, BUSY?" "( squishes )" "JESUS CHRIST!" "I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP AFTER THE FUCKING DOG." "WOODY, I TOLD YOU TO GO OUTSIDE." " HEY, IT'S GOOD LUCK." " YEAH, RIGHT." "( TV playing )" "SO?" "HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT THE OFFICE?" "DID YOU JUST ASK ME HOW MY DAY AT THE OFFICE WAS?" "YES." "( sighs )" "MY DAY AT THE OFFICE SUCKED, HELENA." "JUST LIKE IT HAS SINCE THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU." "WHAT IS THIS?" "IT'S DINNER." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FORGET IT." "FORGET IT." "YOU KNOW, I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE" "BUT, WHATEVER." "NO, NO, NO." "HEY, I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY, IT IS NICE." "IT'S VERY NICE." "I JUST" "I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED, THAT'S ALL." "I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD JUST BE" "DUMB LIKE YOU ARE." "I MEAN..." "HERE I COME TO YOU AND I HAVE INFORMATION" "THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU GET THAT PROMOTION" "THAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOREVER." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FORGET IT." "YOU DON'T WANT IT." "CAN" " CAN I TURN OFF "MR. HAPPY"?" "GENTLY." "( turns TV off )" "OKAY..." "SHOOT." "WHAT IS IT?" "WELL..." "REMEMBER THE FRIENDS I TOLD YOU ABOUT?" "MISHA AND LEXI?" " VAGUELY." " THEY WERE LIVING WITH THESE TWO RUSSIANS," "AND THEY WERE PLANNING TO HOLD UP A CASINO." "THEY WERE PLANNING...?" "THE PEOPLE THAT THEY WERE PLANNING IT WITH WERE THESE TWO COPS." "TWO DEAD COPS." " ( chuckles )" " HUH?" " LOMAX AND HANSEN?" " THAT'S SOMETHING, RIGHT?" "YEAH, THAT'S SOMETHING." "THAT'S SOMETHING." " YEAH, THAT'S" " THANK YOU?" " YEAH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU." " 'CAUSE I KNOW IT." " ( grunting )" " Jack: 60 FOR US AND 40 FOR YOU!" "HEY, HEY!" "WATCH THE HOOD ORNAMENT!" "60-- 40!" "KICK ASS, BARETTA." " USE THAT HOOD." " ( Sergei speaking Russian )" "COME HERE!" "ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT, I GOT HIM." "WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO?" "SEDUCE ME?" "Jack:" "MY FINAL OFFER, 60-40." "LICK MY RUSSIAN BALLS." "YOU KNOW WHAT, RUSSIAN?" "I DON'T LIKE THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE." "I DON'T EITHER." " I REALLY DON'T." " CALL FOR BACKUP, JACK?" "OR WE SHOOT THEM HERE?" "NO, WE SHOULD GIVE THEM A 10-COUNT." " ONE, TWO" " THREE, SEVEN, 10." " SHUT UP!" "SHUT THE-- - 10." " ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE A DEAL." " WHAT?" " YOU HAVE A DEAL." " WE GOT A DEAL." "WE GOT A DEAL." "BEAUTIFUL." " 10:00." " TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE PUSSYCAT." "CUNT!" "THIS IS FOR YOU, EH?" "( spits )" " L'AMOUR." " "L'AMOR"" " NOT L'AMOR." "AMOR IS SPANISH." " YEAH." " L'AMOUR." "SAY IT." " L'AMOUR." " L'AMOUR." " L'AMOUR." "YOU SAY IT MUCH BETTER." "L'AMOUR." "SAY IT AGAIN." "L'AMOUR." "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?" "NO." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA CALL DARREN, ARE YOU?" "DARREN WHO?" "I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THE ROACHES CRAWL AROUND THE ROOM." "I PROMISE." "I'M FINE." "I CAN BE ALONE." "♪ I'M FEELING SO LOST ♪" "♪ I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOING ♪" "♪ IS THERE SOMETHING AHEAD?" "♪" "♪ DID I LEAVE WHAT'S IMPORTANT BEHIND?" "♪" "♪ MY BODY'S SO TIRED I AM ACHING DOWN TO MY SOUL ♪" "♪ CAN'T HOLD ON CAN'T LET GO ♪" "♪ WHILE I'M SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL... ♪" "( doorbell rings )" "♪ AND LOVE PASSES BY LIKE SCENES FROM A MOVIE ♪" "♪ TO AN ENDING THAT I NEVER PLANNED. ♪" " HI." " HI." "YOU COMING BACK?" "I DON'T KNOW." " HELENA!" " I'M WATCHING "WHEEL."" "Pat Sajak:" "There are five Os." "( cheering )" " WHAT'S WITH YOU?" " NOTHING." "WHAT?" "I'M IN A GOOD MOOD." "I CAN'T BE IN A GOOD MOOD?" "I GUESS." "KIND OF CREEPY, THOUGH." " ( TV continues )" " I'M GONNA" " UH-UH-UH!" " I'M JUST TURNING DOWN THE SOUND, OKAY?" " ( chuckles )" " MMM." "YOU, UH" " YOU THINK IT COULD STILL WORK?" "WHAT WORK?" "US!" "US COULD STILL WORK?" "I MEAN, IF WE HAD A NICER PLACE TO LIVE, LITTLE MORE MONEY" "TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF." "YOU KNOW." "I MEAN, MAYBE IF WE JUST TRIED A LITTLE HARDER." "YOU ON ECSTASY OR SOMETHING?" "SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE RUSSIANS?" "DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD ABOUT IT." " YOU'RE GOING TO ARREST THEM, RIGHT?" " WE'RE KEEPING TABS ON THEM." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "I MEAN, THERE ARE TWO DEAD COPS," "AND WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THESE TWO RUSSIAN GENTLEMEN" "WERE INVOLVED IN SOME WAY, SHAPE OR FORM," "SO NOW IT'S JUST WATCH AND WAIT." "BUT YOU ARE GOING TO ARREST THEM, RIGHT?" "( yawns )" "OH, YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH, WE WILL..." "WHEN IT'S TIME." "WOODY, DID YOU SEE ME YAWN?" "I DIDN'T YAWN, DID I?" "HE'S A FUCKING LITTLE LIAR." "I KNOW HOW HE LIES." "I KNOW WHEN HE LIES, HE YAWNS." "AND HE YAWNED..." "REAL BIG." "HE'S A WEAK LITTLE SHIT." "HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO THE RUSSIANS." "MAYBE HE DID." "MAYBE HE TRIED TO SCREW YOU OVER" " LIKE THE REST OF US." "NO..." "IT'S A LOT OF MONEY." "HE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS YESTERDAY." " AND CANDY." " ( scoffs )" "TALKING ABOUT A WHOLE NEW FUCKING LIFE." "I BET YOU THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING." "LITTLE FUCKING WEASEL." "YOU'RE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN HIM." " I AM SMARTER THAN HIM!" " YES, YOU ARE." "I WILL NAIL HIS ASS TO THE WALL." "( music playing, singing, chatting )" "Troy:" "THE RESPONSE TIME VARIES." "I'VE SEEN TWO MINUTES." "I'VE SEEN 10." "SO YOU NEED TO BE PATCHED IN WITH THE POLICE SCANNER." "ANY DIVERSIONS WILL BE APPRECIATED." " THAT'S NO PROBLEM." "A PIECE OF CAKE, RIGHT?" " Dykes:" "YEAH." "Yuri:" "SERGEI AND I STORM IN DURING THE BLACKOUT," "HIT THE GUARDS WITH FLASHBANGS AND TEAR GAS." "I'LL BEEP YOU THE SECOND SECURITY ENTERS." "WE'LL BLOW IT," "AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE CASINO." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU KNOW, GUYS, CALL ME CRAZY..." "BUT I WANT MY STRIPPERS TO STRIP," "NOT FUCKING SING." "♪ WHY HAS IT BEEN SO LONG?" "♪" "♪ I LONG TO BE THE ONE ♪" "♪ YOU HAVE A HANDLE ON. ♪" "( panting )" " LUCY." " COME ON, YOU USED TO BE BETTER THAN ME!" "I KNOW." "IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW." "SO, COME ON, HOW ABOUT IT?" "HELP AN OLD PAL?" "OH, YEAH." "YOU DON'T CALL ME FOR A YEAR," "AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK, RIGHT?" "COME ON, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LOVE TO PISS OFF JACK!" " BESIDES" " DON'T MENTION STATEN." "COME ON." "I AM PERSONALLY THE ONE" "WHO PULLED YOU OUT OF THE RIVER IN STATEN." "ALL RIGHT, LOOK" "AFTER THIS, NO MORE NEW JERSEY." "AND I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH HIM." "I PROMISE!" "I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE." "Woman:" "IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND A HALF." " YOU HAVE BEEN CHECKING YOUR MACHINE EIGHT TIMES A DAY." " SO WHAT?" "DAN IS NOT CALLING YOU." "WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH?" " LUCY, IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND A HALF." " ONE CALL, A FEW MINUTES." "IF DAN DOESN'T CALL, IT'S ONE MINUTE." "YOU'RE CHECKING YOUR MACHINE EIGHT TIMES A DAY." "Lucy:" "I GOT YOU THIS GODDAMN JOB." "YOU ARE THE LOUSIEST FRIEND." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA" "WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN LOVE, 'CAUSE IF YOU HAD ANY IDEA" "NO!" "ENOUGH ALREADY!" "Lucy:" "A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE TIME" "CAN I GET MY DRINK SOMETIME TODAY?" "LISTEN, YOU GIVE ME THAT PHONE ONE MORE TIME..." "AND I'LL LET YOU USE MY SKATEBOARD TOMORROW." "IT'S ON ME." "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS." "( chuckling )" "WHAT?" "NOTHING." "I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M ACTUALLY HERE." "I MEAN, ME WITH LUCY THE ICE QUEEN." "I MEAN, IT'S INSANE." " MOST OF LIFE IS, NOWADAYS." " TELL ME ABOUT IT." "IN FIVE YEARS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET DOWN THE FREEWAY." "CRIME'S UP-- AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK." "YOU BUST YOUR ASS ALL DAY FOR A BOTTLE OF BEER." "LIFE SUCKS." "HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS" "IF I" " IF WE CAN'T TOUCH EACH OTHER?" "WELL, I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE CREATIVE." " YEAH?" " WHY DON'T YOU DO ANOTHER LINE OF COKE?" " AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU." " OKAY." "♪ DAY AND NIGHT ♪" "♪ I'VE BEEN CLIMBING THE WALLS... ♪" "YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH THE WINDOW?" "NO, NO, I'M FREEZING." "DO" " DO A LINE, AND THEN I'LL DO SOME." " THAT'S NICE." "THAT'S BUBBLE GUM." " EXCELLENT, ISN'T IT?" " YEAH." "WHERE'D YOU GET IT?" " I'M NOT TELLING." "( laughs )" "YEAH, WELL..." " SO YOU'RE DONE WITH THE COKE?" " YEAH." "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF A SOCK?" "MY SOCK?" "YEAH, 'CAUSE THEN-- AFTER THAT" "I'LL DO SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." " NOW IT'S YOUR TURN." " MY TURN?" " COME ON, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. - ( laughs )" "YEAH." " COME ON." " Dan:" "LUCY?" "DAN!" "OH MY GOD!" "DAN!" "Dan:" "OH, I MISSED YOU TOO." "HEY, WHO'S HE?" "HEY, SWEETHEART, WELCOME TO THE PARTY." "WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" "DON'T SWEETHEART ME, YOU PIPSQUEAK." "BE NICE." "WE CAN HAVE A NICE TIME." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A PARTY." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE HERE WITH MY GIRL." " YOUR GIRL?" " YOU SHOULD LEAVE NOW." "FUCK THAT." "I WAS HERE FIRST." "YOU MOTHERFUCKER." "I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHO MY HUSBAND IS." " 'CAUSE I'M GONNA FUCKING BURY YOU." " HEY, LADY, FUCK YOU." "OH, SHIT!" "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" "I'LL PUT MY FUCKIN'" "( gunshot )" "( loud music playing )" "LUCY, BRING ME THE KEYS." "LUCY!" "LUCY!" "DETECTIVE TORETTI." "WOULD YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IN THE HELL" "YOU WOUND UP HANDCUFFED TO A RADIATOR?" "HUH?" "WERE YOU DRUNK?" "SIR, LET ME ASSURE YOU, I WAS NOT IMPAIRED IN ANY WAY." "NOT IMPAIRED." "ALL RIGHT," "THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE DOING OVER AT" "WHAT'S-HER-NAME-- LUCY SNAPP'S APARTMENT?" "SHE TOLD ME HER STORY." "I WANNA HEAR YOURS." "WELL, SHE'S A SUSPECT, SIR." " A SUSPECT?" " YES, SIR." "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, TORETTI." "IN WHAT?" "IN" " IN ONE OF MY CASES, SIR." " WHICH ONE?" " THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN." "AND WHY WASN'T HER NAME MENTIONED IN ANY OF YOUR PAPERWORK?" " IT WASN'T?" " NOT ONCE." "( phone ringing )" "YES?" "SEND HER IN." "Captain:" "TORETTI, HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE DANIELLE?" "Dan:" "I'LL WAIT FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS." "YOU ARE..." "THE SORRIEST, SADDEST WOP" "EVER TO WEAR A BADGE." "IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS" "TO FIGURE OUT JUST HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE." "AND AFTER THAT," "THANK GOD, YOU'RE OVER." "AW, JESUS, HELENA." "HAD A ROUGH ONE, HUH?" "YEAH." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "I THINK WE NEED TO TALK." " CAN'T THIS WAIT?" " NO, JACK." "I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON." "OKAY?" "I'M NOT STUPID." "I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON." "I JUST WANT TO KEEP THINGS EASY," "AND FAIR." "I KNOW..." "YOU HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON WITH THE RUSSIANS." "Jack's voice:" "I'D LIKE TO PUT HER THROUGH A FUCKING MEAT-GRINDER RIGHT NOW." "AND ALL I WANT, SINCE I GAVE YOU THE INFORMATION," "IS A PART." "A PART FOR ME AND THE GIRLS" "OUT OF YOUR SHARE." "JACK?" "IT'S ONLY FAIR, OKAY?" "AND FROM WHAT I READ IN THE PAPER TODAY," "YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO SAY YES." "I KNEW YOU WERE IN WITH THE RUSSIANS!" "JACK, WE CAN MAKE OUT BIG!" "I JUST WANT A PIECE OF IT." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TV?" "THAT'S "MR. HAPPY!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "( gasps )" "THERE GOES HAPPINESS OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS, JACK!" "PLEASE, JACK." "JACK." "JACK, LET'S JUST TALK" "JACK, WHERE AM I GONNA GO?" "JACK?" "JACK!" "( growls )" "( whimpers )" " SORRY, WOODY." " OKAY, WOODY." "OKAY." "( water dripping )" "( pounding on door )" "( loud whisper ) HELENA, WAKE UP." "I HAVE CUSTOMERS COMING IN." "WAKE UP!" "COME ON." "OKAY." "SHH, SHH." "HEY, MOM!" " It's me, Helena." " WHO?" "YOUR DAUGHTER." "SO, HOW ARE THINGS?" "( TV indistinct )" "DID YOU KNOW WHALES HAVE THE LARGEST PENISES IN THE WORLD?" "Guess how big." "Guess." "I DON'T WANNA GUESS, MOM." "I JUST" "I JUST-- I WANTED TO KNOW" "IF I COULD COME STAY FOR A WHILE." "I'M IN A BIT OF TROUBLE, AND I WAS-- 10 FEET." "A 10-foot penis." "ALL RIGHT, NEVER MIND." " Unbelievable." " ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE." "( rock music playing )" "YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG STAR." "♪ OVER THE MOON, OVER ♪" "♪ OVER STAR, OVERSHADOW ♪" "♪ FUCKING LYING OVER ♪" "♪ OVER AND BACK OVER AND OVER... ♪" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "♪ OVER ME... ♪" "♪ CLIMB OVER ME ♪" "♪ AND CATCH THE MORNING. ♪" "THIS IS WHERE I WOUND UP." "IT'S MY MASTER BEDROOM." "I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE." "IT'S NICE." "YEAH." "YEAH, RIGHT OVER THERE IS, UH" "IN THERE IS MY, UH" "IS THE BATHROOM." "JACUZZI AND DOUBLE BATH." "YOU KNOW, THE WORKS." "NICE." "YEAH." "SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN STAYING?" "AT A FRIEND'S." "Man:" "HELENA, TIME TO GO TO WORK." "BUTLER?" "NO, GARDENER." "SO, HOW'S LEXI?" "I CAN'T FIND HER." "I HEARD SHE'S BACK WITH HER OLD BOYFRIEND." "THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I..." "WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT." "( pounding on door )" "WHAT IS THIS, A TEA PARTY?" "YOU GONNA TALK ALL DAY," " OR ARE YOU GOING TO WORK?" " I'LL COME IN ONE MINUTE, OKAY?" " OKAY?" "( laughs ) - ( door slams )" "I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM." "BUT THIS IS IT, OKAY?" "THIS IS MY LIFE." "NOW YOU KNOW!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED FOR MYSELF." "IT'S OKAY." "IT'S NOT OKAY." "IT'S NOT." "IT'S NOT." "I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS LIKE" "THIS ONE BIG GIANT BILL I JUST CANNOT AFFORD!" "I KNOW." "I..." "YOU KNOW," "I DON'T NEED A LOT," "I JUST NEED ENOUGH." "I JUST NEED A LITTLE BREAK." "MAYBE I CAN HIT THE LOTTO, YOU KNOW?" "I'M SORRY." "I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN." "WHO KNEW THAT FREEDOM COULD BE..." "A PAPER WITH INK ON IT, YOU KNOW?" "I THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE." "( snorts )" "ME TOO." "( sighs ) SORRY." "I GOTTA GO TO WORK." "SO, UM, I'LL HELP YOU FIND LEXI." " OKAY." " JUST WAIT." "AND I HAVE 20 MINUTES." "I'LL PAINT SOME NAILS AND THEN WE'LL GO." "OKAY, THANKS." "I'LL BE RIGHT HERE." "BYE." "( echoing voices chanting )" "( glass shatters )" "♪ YOU CAN DO IT, BABY ♪" "♪ YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, BABY ♪" "♪ YOU WERE ALWAYS THE DARKEST CHILD ♪" "♪ MAKING ALL THE GROWN-UPS SWEAT ♪" "♪ DRIVING BOTH YOUR PARENTS TO DISTRACTION ♪" "♪ WITH THE SWEETNESS IN YOUR HEAD ♪" "♪ YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RAPED YOUR SUPERINTENDENT ♪" "♪ ON THE ROOFTOP FIRE ESCAPE. ♪" "( gags ) OH!" "MISHA, WHY WOULD SHE BE HERE?" "EXCUSE ME." "HAVE YOU SEEN A GIRL--?" " I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE UP HERE." " SOMEBODY MIGHT KNOW HER." "LOOK AT THIS PLACE." "♪ WARM INSIDE THESE SHADOWS... ♪" "( Helena scoffs )" "THIS IS DISGUSTING." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "EXCUSE ME?" "SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS." "COME ON." "♪ I'M TWISTING LIKE THE ROAD HOME... ♪" "LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE." "WE SHOULD GET OUTTA HERE." "♪ I HAVE LOST THIS WHY?" "♪" "♪ DIDN'T YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO TOOK A CUE FROM SOMEONE ELSE?" "♪" "OH MY GOD." "♪ DIDN'T YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?" "♪" "♪ DIDN'T YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE...?" "♪" "( gulping )" "A LITTLE DEHYDRATED, ARE WE?" "JUST A LITTLE BIT." " WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT SHIT?" " IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, STUPID!" "SO, THE GUYS ARE FUCKED." "WE'RE BEING FUCKED." "AND YOU HAVE TO THROW IN A HEROIN HABIT INTO THE WHOLE BULLSHIT." "YOU'RE OVERREACTING A BIT." "I DON'T HAVE A HABIT!" "OH, NO?" "RIGHT, CAN YOU DELUDE YOURSELF A LITTLE MORE?" "YOU'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR SIX MONTHS!" " I'M SO GLAD I CAME WITH YOU." "THIS IS SO FUN!" " FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WERE CLEAN!" "I GO OUT FOR ONE NIGHT!" "YOU HOOK UP WITH A GUY, DO DRUGS" "YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY PERFECT!" "YOU SCREW FOR A PLACE TO STAY!" " IS SHE CALLING ME A HOOKER NOW?" " YOU SAID THAT!" "NOT ME!" "TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, MISS DICTATOR!" "YOU GO THROUGH MEN LIKE SHOES!" "YOU'RE AS MUCH A WHORE AS I AM" "AND VERY MALE, AT THAT." "FUCKING LET GO OF ME!" "♪ IT'S SO QUIET ♪" "♪ I AM WALKING ON THE EDGE ♪" "♪ IT WON'T BE LONG NOW ♪" "♪ TILL I FORGET WHO I AM ♪" "♪ ONLY THE MEMORY ♪" "♪ OF MY BODY LEFT BEHIND ♪" "♪ WILL BE THERE TO REMIND ME... ♪" " ( honking ) - ♪ OF WHAT WAS INSIDE ♪" "♪ SO I RUN AWAY ♪" "♪ I CANNOT FACE ♪" "♪ WHAT I'M THROWING AWAY ♪" "♪ IT'S JUST AS WELL ♪" "♪ YOU COULD ALWAYS TELL... ♪" "( speaking French )" "( speaking French )" "( speaking French )" "MERCI, MADAME." "( speaking French )" "I'M SORRY, I'M NOT THAT ADVANCED YET." "OH." "WELL, I'M SORRY." "I ASKED WHAT YOU DID," "BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I OWNED A RESTAURANT." " REALLY?" " MM-HMM." "OH." "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN A RESTAURANT." "I LIKE PEOPLE." "THAT'LL CHANGE, THE OLDER YOU GET." "AH, THERE'S MY BUS!" "HEY!" "WAIT!" "WAIT!" "( bus passes )" "YOU COCKSUCKERS!" "Sergei:" "YOU DID BEAUTIFUL JOB WITH THE COPS." "NOW I WOULD LIKE YOU KILL YURI." "Man:" "LET ME KNOW WHEN AND IT'S DONE." "ONE, TWO, THREE, DONE." "FOURTH OF JULY, BABY." "ANYTIME THAT YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE," "THIS, THIS OR THAT, OKAY, YOU COME TO US." "LOS CUBANOS, OKAY?" "NOT THE FUCKING MEXICANOS OVER THERE." "THE MEXICANS." "HEY, YOU ARE FUNNY GUY!" "YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING INDOOR SALESMAN!" "WHY I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE $2 MILLION" "TO SOME FUCKING WET" "WETBACK?" "SO..." "SORRY ABOUT THE PLACE, BUT" "I MEAN, I'M GLAD YOU CAME." "HE'S A REAL NICE GUY WHO DID THIS TO YOU, HUH?" "COME HERE, BABY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "SO..." "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THESE TWO-- TWO GUYS WITH HIM BEFORE?" "NO." "WELL, SERGEI IS PROBABLY PULLING A FAST ONE." "BUT..." "WHATEVER, IT'S OVER." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "LET ME HELP YOU." "SIT DOWN, YOU." "COME." "( water drips )" "THANKS." "YEAH." "YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE, I MEAN" "YOU COULD SLEEP ON THE BED." "WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL MISHA NOW," "'CAUSE I KNOW SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU." "Misha:" "TROY, LISTEN." "I KNOW THESE TWO JERKS REAL WELL." "I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING, WHATEVER THEY PROMISED YOU," "WHATEVER CUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN." "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?" "IF I BACK OUT NOW, I'M A DEAD MAN." "YOU'RE ALREADY A DEAD MAN." "LISTEN, SERGE HAS GOT PLANS OF HIS OWN." "IT SURE DOESN'T INCLUDE YOU." "( phone ringing )" " Sergei:" "HELLO!" " Sergei, it's Misha." "You know why Lexi stopped fucking you?" "'Cause she was fucking Yuri." "So the next time you think of beating up my friend, think twice, 'cause I swear I'll kill you!" "( phone disconnects )" "( cell phone ringing )" " YES?" " Yuri, it's Mish." "I need to talk to you." "OH, HOLD ON." "( panting )" "( moaning )" "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" "Lexi saw Sergei last night." "He was with some Mexicans buying guns." "Do you realize that Sergei had the cops killed?" "And you're next." " ( phone disconnects )" " MISHA?" "MISH?" "SHIT!" "( TV talk show playing )" "( TV turns off )" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "SWITCHING THAT DAMN THING OFF." " I WAS WATCHING THAT!" " NO, YOU WEREN'T." " YES, I WAS!" " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S ON." " YES, I DO." " WHAT?" "BUNCH OF NIGGERS FIGHTING KU KLUX KLAN." "YEAH?" "WELL, THAT'S ON EVERY NIGHT." " TURN IT BACK ON." " NO." "GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHANGER, ASSHOLE!" "( softly ) NO." "GIVE IT TO ME." "WHO WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT?" "WHO WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT?" " WHAT?" " WHO WERE YOU WITH LAST NIGHT?" " ARE YOU CRAZY?" " YES." "ABSOLUTELY." "EVERYBODY TELL ME THAT." "HAVE YOU" "BEEN FUCKING" " LEXI?" "( laughing )" "( deep chuckling )" "GO FUCK YOURSELF." "YOU BETTER SHOOT ME." "BECAUSE GOD HELP YOU WHEN YOU PUT THAT THING DOWN." "OH, I'M SORRY" "DOES THIS MAKE YOU NERVOUS?" "BANG!" "SERGEI?" "( gunshot, body falls )" "Jack:" "LET ME TALK TO CROWE." "FUCK!" "IT'S TORETTI." "LET ME TALK TO HIM." " HEY, CROWE." "LISTEN." " DAMN IT, JACK!" " THE FUCKING REDS ARE DEAD!" "BOTH FUCKING DEAD!" " CUT IT OUT!" "SORRY." "YEAH, YEAH." "WE'VE BEEN OVER THERE." " FIND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON." " YEAH, WE SAW THEM." " THE WORD?" "ANTS." " JESUS!" "GOD DAMN IT!" "NO, IT'S THE REDS." "THEY'RE DEAD." "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, DEAD REDS." "MM-HMM." "OKAY." "SO HOW ARE WE GONNA PROCEED FROM HERE?" "HMM?" "THEY'RE DEAD AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MONEY?" "YOU FUCKING" " WAIT A MINUTE." " JACK..." "WAIT A MINUTE, THE PHONE'S GOING." "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "ASK HIM WHAT THE FUCK TO DO." "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "HELLO?" "SERGEI AND YURI ARE DEAD." "Misha:" "COME ON, LEXI." "YOU CAN GET THAT LITTLE RESTAURANT YOU ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT." "Helena:" "OR SHE COULD GO TO JAIL." "OR GET KILLED IN THE PROCESS." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?" "THIS IS A NEW LIFE!" "THIS IS LIKE, WE CAN DO ANYTHING!" "BY ROBBING A CASINO?" "I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ANSWER." "IT'S THE ANSWER FOR US." "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" "GET A COLLEGE DEGREE?" "WORK FOR SOME MINIMUM WAGE?" "DANCE ON BROADWAY?" "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" "I MEAN, LIFE IS JUST PASSING US BY, YOU KNOW?" "AND WE'RE NOTHING!" "WE'RE LOSERS!" "I'M A LOSER." "( sighs )" "( sighs )" "I DON'T WANNA BE THAT PERSON ANYMORE." "I'M NOT PROUD OF IT." "I'M NOT." "FATE IS GIVING US ANOTHER CHANCE." "TO STEAL?" "THE MONEY'S INSURED." "IT'S SOMETHING." "WE'RE DOING SOMETHING!" "YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER." "YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE-- LYING HERE IN 10 YEARS?" "BECAUSE YOU WILL IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT RISK." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "FUCK ME." "WE CAN DO THIS." " Misha:" "HEY." " NO!" "TOO LATE." "THE WHOLE GANG'S HERE." "YOU REMEMBER LEXI?" "THIS IS HELENA." " AND WOODY." " THIS IS WOODY." "WOODY." "Troy:" "NOW, THESE ARE THE DYE PACKS." "THEY ARE LOADED IN WITH THE MONEY," "AND THEY HAVE LOCATOR BEEPERS HIDDEN IN EACH BAG." "SO WE'LL HAVE TO SOAK THE BAGS IN WATER." "ISN'T IT JUST EASIER TO TAKE THEM OUT?" "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?" "COME ON." "I'M JUST ASKING." "WE WON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME IF WE'RE RUNNING." "SO, AFTER THE HIT, WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE" "TWO TO 10 MINUTES TO GET OUT OF THE CASINO." "AND ANOTHER TWO HOURS TO GET BEYOND THE CITY LIMITS." " WHO'S DRIVING THE RENT-A-CAR?" " I'LL DRIVE." "HEY." "GOOD MORNING." "( door creaks )" "Helena:" "HEY." " HEY." " HI!" "WE'RE STILL DOING THIS, RIGHT?" " RIGHT?" " Misha:" "ARE WE?" "YOU GUYS TALKED ME INTO THIS." "YOU BETTER BE DOING THIS." "LET'S DO THIS." " I'M READY." " LET'S GO." "Troy:" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S PRETTY CROWDED DOWN HERE." "IN ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO, IT'S GONNA BE PACKED." "SO LET'S SWITCH CAMERAS 14 AND NINE TO THE FLOOR." "GET SOME MORE EYES DOWN HERE." "( beeps )" "GOOD MORNING!" " ( laughing )" " IT'S 6:00 ALREADY?" " GOD." " OH, YEAH." " LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT." " HERE YOU GO." " THANK YOU." " YOU'RE WELCOME." " GOOD COFFEE." " THANK YOU." "( groans ) LISTEN, MAN, I GOTTA GO." "I KNOW THE FEELING." "STAY HERE, I'LL BE BACK." " TAKE CARE, OKAY?" " GO!" "( beeps )" "OKAY." "NUMBER-- 420." " HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?" " 10:30, NO LATER." "OKAY." "VINNIE!" "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU." "VINNIE WENT HOME SICK." "WHO ARE YOU?" "KEVIN SHEPELA." "THIS WHOLE SECURITY TEAM NEEDS TO GET MORE ORGANIZED." " YOU ALWAYS LEAVE THE SAFE OPEN?" " YEAH, WE DO." "DID THAT HAPPEN ON THE FORCE?" "NAH, I WAS HELPING SOME ILLEGAL" "FIX A FLAT TIRE, AND THE JACK SNAPPED." " OUCH." " YEAH..." "OUCH." "UH..." "STACIE AND ARCADIA." "OKAY." "( sparking )" " ( door opens )" " HEY!" " HI." " EXCUSE ME." " ARE YOU GUYS STACIE AND ARCADIA?" " YEAH." " NICE TO MEET YOU." " ( sparking )" "WAIT, WE CAN'T FIT THEM BOTH IN HERE." "WE HAVE TO." "SHIT!" "IT'S IN HER POCKET." "I SAW IT." "IT'S RIGHT THERE." "TAKE THIS." "YOU GOT IT?" "OH, GOSH." "SHIT." "JUST BE CALM." "CAN YOU SEE MY GUN?" " WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" " ARCADIA." "SHIT." " I THINK THEY'RE LOOKING." " NO, THEY'RE NOT." "I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA PUKE." "I AM GOING TO PUKE." " HI." " HI." "WHO WAS SHE?" "CAN YOU SEE MY GUN?" "FUCK." "WE ALL RIGHT?" "THERE'S A SECURITY GUARD FOLLOWING US." "FUCK." "LET'S JUST FORGET THIS." "LET'S FORGET THIS." "NO, WAIT, WAIT." "DON'T LOOK BACK." " I CAN'T DO THIS." " YES, YOU CAN." "YES, YOU CAN." " I'M GONNA THROW UP." " YOU CAN." " I CAN'T DO THIS." " HERE IT IS." "HERE'S THE DOOR." "HERE'S THE ELEVATOR." "THIS IS THE DOOR." "( buzzes )" "COME ON, TRY AGAIN." "THE OTHER SIDE." " LADIES." " HI." "SHIT." "NEW HERE, HUH?" " YEAH." " YEAH, STACIE." "STACIE." " THIS WAY." " ( beeps )" " TOMMY." " TOMMY!" " THANKS." " TAKE IT EASY." " I GOTTA GO TAKE A LEAK, MAN." " BE MY GUEST." "( buzzes )" "DON'T MOVE!" "( alarm blaring )" " DROP YOUR WEAPON!" " YOU DROP IT OR I'M GONNA BLOW HIS HEAD OFF" "COPY THAT." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH MY GOD!" "SHE'S GONNA SHOOT ME, MAN!" "DON'T BE A HERO!" "THROW DOWN YOUR GODDAMN GUN!" "( alarm continues )" "WHAT IS HE DOING?" "HELENA!" "FUCK..." "OH MY GOD." "COME ON, HELP ME." " LET'S GET THE HELL OUT." " NO, FORGET IT!" "( growls )" "HEY, HEY, HEY." "BACK TO THE PLAN." "I NEED YOU TO HIT ME." "I NEED YOU TO HIT ME." "NOT TOO HARD, BUT I NEED YOU TO HIT ME-- ( screams )" "FUCK!" "HELP ME." "( gunshot )" "COME ON!" "FIRE!" "THERE'S A FIRE!" "LEXI, GO!" "DRIVE!" "GO, GO, GO!" "WE KILLED A FUCKING GUY!" "DRIVE!" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WHERE'S THE MONEY?" " NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HURT!" " HE WOULD'VE SHOT YOU." " SHIT!" " OH MY GOD." "OH MY GOD!" " HOW MANY MINUTES UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP?" " FOUR, I DON'T KNOW." "POOR TROY." "YOU HIT HIM REALLY HARD." " Helena:" "FUCK TROY!" " TROY?" "I SAW HIM GET INTO HIS CAR." " WHAT?" " I JUST SAW HIM GET INTO HIS CAR." "HE WENT THAT WAY." " TURN AROUND." " TURN THE CAR AROUND!" " TURN AROUND!" "TURN AROUND!" " ASSHOLE!" "HE'S GOT THE MONEY!" "I'M TELLING YOU." "HE WAS LYING DOWN, DEAD!" " WOULD YOU DRIVE?" " I'M DRIVING!" "( both shouting )" "BIG SHIT!" "ARE YOU DOING 50?" "!" "NO, SHE'S FINE." "DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER." " STOP YELLING." " WE JUST SHOT PEOPLE!" "JUST PULL OVER, LET ME DRIVE." " SHE'S NOT DRIVING SLOW." " PULL OVER, LET ME DRIVE." "DRIVE OR PULL OVER?" "MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" "I WILL DRIVE." "I KNOW THE ROAD." "I KNOW THIS GUY." "I SHOT HIS HAND OFF." "Lexi:" "WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD WE DO?" "THERE'S A FUCKING COP THERE." "HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE, THE LORD IS WITH THEE..." "TURN LEFT, LEFT!" "FOLLOW HIM." "FUCK." "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" "YOU TELL ME." "I'LL TELL YOU ALONE." "WHY NOT HERE?" "CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE, PLEASE?" "Both:" "NO!" "PLEASE." " MISHA, NO!" " SURE." "WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT?" "WE DO YOUR DIRTY WORK AND YOU'RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT?" "HOW ABOUT-- GIVE ME THE KEYS?" " LET ME TALK TO YOU" " Helena:" "GIVE US THE KEYS!" "GIVE US THE FUCKING KEYS." "THANKS." "LOOK, THIS IS NOT THE WAY IT SEEMS." "I WAS GONNA CALL." "YOU WERE GOING TO MEET ME IN MEXICO" "THE TWO OF US, LIKE WE TALKED." " I PROMISE YOU THAT." " COME ON, MISHA, LET'S GO." " GOT THE MONEY." " IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK." "COME WITH ME NOW." "DO YOU THINK I WOULD DO THAT?" "( gunshot )" "( gunshot )" "MISHA!" "Misha:" "OH, SHIT!" "Lexi:" "OH, MY GOD!" "WATCH OUT FOR THE PEOPLE!" " ( brakes squeal )" " Lexi:" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " Helena:" "JUST WAIT!" " Lexi:" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" " SHUT UP!" " HURRY!" "COME ON." "COME ON, BABY." "GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY." "THAT'S RIGHT." "ONE RED, OR..." "REDDISH PURPLE." "GREAT." "SO BASICALLY YOU'RE SAYING THE SPICE GIRLS" "CAME IN HERE AND TOOK $2 MILLION!" "EXCUSE ME." "THANK YOU." "WE'RE SET UP RIGHT HERE." "Cop:" "WE HAVE THE STILLS FROM THE SECURITY VIDEO?" "READY TO GO?" "THREE, TWO" "TV reporter:" "In a daring heist, three robbers armed with guns apparently surprised the casino security guards and walked off with some $2 million." " OH GOD!" " It has been concluded that the robbers had inside knowledge of the casino..." " CRAP!" " because they knew exactly how and when to hit..." " UH, JACK?" " SOON." " JACK?" " SOON." " JACK!" " SOON!" "( moaning )" " FREEZE!" " ( screaming )" "Jack's voice:" "WHILE DETECTIVE McMAHON WAS INVESTIGATING THE SPICE GIRLS," "I WAS RUNNING FOR MY LIFE." "MY LUCK HAS SOMEWHAT CHANGED THOUGH." "THANKS TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION," " I WAS BEING CHASED BY DUCK-FOOTED OFFICER MILLER." " SON OF A BITCH!" "PIECE OF SHIT!" "COME ON!" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "WHERE IS OCEAN?" "I CANNOT FIND OCEAN." "HOW DO YOU FIND A MARINA IF THEY DON'T SAY WHERE THE OCEAN IS?" "WHAT IF JACK MEETS US AT THE MARINA?" " HE KNOWS ABOUT" " YOU'RE PARANOID." "JESUS!" "I'M NOT BEING PARANOID." "I'M TELLING YOU." "I KNOW HIM." "Lexi:" "MORE LIKE PSYCHIC." "HOLY FUCK!" "THAT'S JACK!" " SHIT!" " HEY!" "HEY!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DUCK-FOOTED BITCH RAN ME DOWN." "AFTER WHAT THESE FUCKING BROADS HAVE PUT ME THROUGH," "IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO HAVE SOME GUY SLIP IT TO ME." "Man:" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "Helena:" "COME ON, COME ON!" "WE GOTTA GO!" "Misha:" "I CAN'T MOVE." "WE'LL COME BACK FOR YOU." "COME ON!" "SHIT!" "WOODY!" " JUST GO!" " I'VE GOT TO GET HIM!" "COME ON, COME ON, BABY." "COME ON." "OKAY, GOOD DOG." "I'LL COME RIGHT BACK." " OW!" " SHIT." "GOOD BOY." "GOOD BOY." " Lexi:" "SHIT!" " LET'S GO!" " ( Lexi groans )" " Helena:" "SHIT!" " GOT IT?" "COME ON." " LEAVE THE DOG IN THERE." " SIT." " Lexi:" "SHIT." "HOLA, CHICAS." " Helena:" "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" " WHO ARE WE?" "WE'RE RICH, BITCH." "( speaking Spanish )" "GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME!" "OH, SHE'S FEISTY!" "THIS ONE BETTER CALM THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW." "Man:" "YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME." " THEY ARE LESBIANS." " SERGEI?" "I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD." "I'M LIKE CHRIST." "NO?" "WHERE IS EVERYTHING ELSE?" "HMM?" "YOU HAVE BUY COUPLE OF DRESSES, HUH?" " THE REST IS ON THE TRUCK." " A COUPLE OF FUCKING THOUSAND DRESSES?" "IS WITH PRINCESS HOLLYWOOD, I BELIEVE." "OH!" "( laughing )" "FUCK YOU!" "YES." "NEVER AGAIN." "LET'S GO." "COME ON, LET'S GO." "DON'T FUCK WITH ME." "( speaks Spanish ) COME ON, LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "MOVE IT!" "EH-EH-EH." "Sergei:" "PRINCESS HOLLYWOOD!" "PRINCESS HOLLYWOOD" "LEXI, MOVE!" " Misha:" "OH GOD!" " COME ON!" "HEY, I-I-I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." " WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" " GET HER ON THE BOAT!" "( groans )" "( sirens wailing )" " LEXI!" " WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "Helena:" "COME ON!" " DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS?" " NO, JUST START PUSHING BUTTONS." " I WAS ON ONE WHEN I WAS 10." " OH, GREAT." "DON'T DRIVE SO FAST." "YOU DON'T WANT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION." " TAKE OVER." "I WANNA TALK TO MISH." " OKAY, GO AHEAD." "( police radio chatter )" "CRIME SCENE TAPE THE WHOLE THING." "OH MY GOD!" "THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS TO ME." "Lexi:" "YES!" "YEAH!" "YES!" "WHOO!" "WE DID IT!" "YEAH!" "WE MADE IT, MISH." "WE DID IT." "I KNEW WE COULD DO IT." "WE DID IT." "MISHA, COME ON." "MISH" "MISHA, WAKE UP." "MISHA!" "MISHA, WAKE UP, PLEASE." "COME ON, WAKE UP." "WAKE UP!" "WAKE UP, MISHA!" "COME ON, WAKE UP!" "( sobbing )" "MISHA, WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY." "PLEASE!" "STOP, NO." "DON'T DO THIS." "DON'T." "DON'T LEAVE ME." "NO!" "♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT LIES BEFORE ME... ♪" "( sobbing continues ) OH, MISHA!" "♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT ♪" "♪ IS THERE SUCH A THING AS DESTINY?" "♪" "♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪" "♪ I'LL JOURNEY OUT TOWARD THE SOUND OF MY HEARTBEAT ♪" "♪ EVEN THOUGH I AM FRIGHTENED TO THE CORE... ♪" "WE CAN DO THIS." "♪ TOWARD THE OPEN FIELDS OF WONDER ♪" "♪ THE SACRED CALL OF THUNDER ♪" "♪ LETS ME KNOW THAT I AM STRONGER THAN BEFORE ♪" "♪ TOO ALIVE TO LIVE MY LIFE UPON THE FLOOR ♪" "♪ I WANT MORE ♪" "♪ I WANT MORE ♪" "♪ I AM NOT EXPECTING A HURRICANE ♪" "♪ I JUST FEEL THE WINDS INSIDE MY SOUL ♪" "♪ I MAY HAVE A HISTORY OF POURING RAIN ♪" "♪ BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL I'M IN CONTROL ♪" "♪ THERE IS SOMETHING PULLING ME FORWARD ♪" "♪ SOMETHING ALIVE AND WHISPERS I'VE BEEN CALLED ♪" "♪ I WILL HOLD ON ♪" "♪ I'LL JOURNEY OUT TOWARD THE SOUND OF MY HEARTBEAT ♪" "♪ EVEN THOUGH I AM FRIGHTENED TO THE CORE ♪" "♪ TOWARD THE OPEN FIELDS OF WONDER ♪" "♪ THE SACRED CALL OF THUNDER ♪" "♪ LETS ME KNOW THAT I AM STRONGER THAN BEFORE ♪" "♪ TOO ALIVE TO LIVE MY LIFE UPON THE FLOOR. ♪"
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"Subs correct resync 25FPS [email protected]" "Do we take the boat from there, Daddy?" "Yes, my son... and all the way across the Pacific Ocean." "That's China, isn't it?" "Yes." "Sheng Tu is a little village... far in the interior." "Miles from the railroad even." "We'll have to travel by ox can't." "Daddy, aren't we nearly there?" "I think so, my son." "You must have patience." "Are you alright, my dear?" "A little tired, Julian." "The trip has been so long." "Yes." "Stockport seems a long way off now." "The mission... our new home." "Welcome to Sheng Tu, Mr. Cobb." "Thank you, sir." "This is Mrs. Cobb, my wife." "How do you do, Mrs. Cobb?" "May I present you to my venerable friend Keen Lung?" "How do you do, sir?" "And this I presume is the successor to my successor?" "My son Ezekiel." "I'm glad to meet you, sir." "You, too." "A cordial greeting, my worthy friend." "Thank you, sir." "Isn't that funny writing?" "Our native language, my young missionary." " May I have it?" " Ezekiel!" "Oh, I shall be honored... if he would accept it as a gift." "Thank you, sir!" "As he ripens in years, he will learn from it." "The wisdom of Ling Po... our great poet and philosopher." "You are very kind, sir." "Now, if you will enter the mission..." "I will introduce you to your future friends." "It would be a privilege, sir." "Hello." "What?" "You'll have to talk a little slower." "I guess I just don't understand." "Ohh, I see!" "I have told them that Ezekiel is leaving... and they grieve exceedingly." "Yes." "I've just bid him Godspeed on his journey... and in a few minutes he will be gone." "It is well, honorable sir." "The separation must be borne in fairness to the boy." "True, but I'm worried." "You see, he hasn't been out of this little village... in over 20 years." "Ah, but he is well-versed in languages and the classics." "He is educated." "As a Chinese gentleman, yes... but he knows nothing of the world." "Then this trip to America will broaden his education." "It will fit him even more eminently to return... and continue your missionary work among us." "It's always been my ambition... for him to perpetuate this mission." "To do that, he must marry." "Therefore a visit to America is necessary... for him to find a mother for his children." "I realize that." "And he has promised to return as soon as... he has found a suitable wife." "I must give him this to mail in San Francisco." "It's a letter to the Reverend Junius P. Withers... of our parent church in Stockport." "I'm sure that he will welcome Ezekiel as a guest." "Good-bye, my son." "May God be with you." "Good-bye!" "Good-bye, my son!" "Good-bye!" "Read all about it!" "Death in the penthouse!" "Pardon me, sir." "May I humbly inquire the direction... to the First Church of Stockport?" "The first church?" "Sure." "Just grab yourself a bus... and hop over to the music box on 31st street." "You know, where the red-hot babies are playing?" "You'll find it easy." "Just buzz any flatfoot on the beat." "He'll serve you the dope." "You got me?" "OK." "Extra!" "Read all about it!" "Big love murder!" "Murder for love!" "Extra!" "Murder for love!" "Murder for love!" "Extra!" "What are you talkin'about?" "Read all about it!" "Playboy graft!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Read all about it!" "Uh, pardon me, sir." "I seem to be in a predicament." "You see, I'd like to get to the First Church of Stockport." "Well, ain't this the joint you want?" "Oh, yes." "Yes, indeed." "That was most kind of you." "Want me to wait?" "Oh, no." "I'm to be a guest of the Reverend Junius P. Withers." "You see, this is the parent church of my father's mission." "Think of that." "For what reason?" "Once more?" "Why should I think of my father's mission?" "I'll bite." "Why?" "Well..." "I enjoyed our little ride exceedingly." "Uh, would you allow me... to pay you for the use of your conveyance?" "I'll say I will. 2 bucks." "Bucks?" "Couldn't I pay you in dollars?" "Sure." "Just give me $3.00 and we'll call it square." "Thank you." "Hey, buddy!" "There's a dollar for yourself... for pickin'an honest guy out of a bunch of crooks." "Ha ha ha!" "Ah ha ha ha!" "Oh, pardon me." "Will you kindly convey to your master..." "We don't want any." "Well!" "Pardon me." "I don't think you understand." "I wish to see the Reverend Junius P. Withers!" "You can't." "He's busy." "But I'm Ezekiel Cobb." "I've just arrived from China to visit him." "From China!" "China!" " Huh?" " China!" "China?" "Yes." "He's expecting me." "Well, I'll tell him." "Come in." "There's a man outside selling china." "Says you're expecting him." "China?" "Ridiculous." "Yes, sir." "Do you want to see him?" "Certainly not." "I'm busy." "Mr. Withers says he's too busy to see you." "Oh, but there must be some mistake!" "He don't want to see you!" "Oh, I'm afraid this is my last attempt... to become mayor of Stockport." "Oh ho!" "I'm not as young as I used to be." "Oh, forget it." "Why, say, it wouldn't be an election... if you werert running on our ticket." "Why, say, I really have a chance... to be elected this time, don't you think?" " Why, sure you have." " Yeah?" "Anyway, we'll know by Tuesday night." "Yeah." "Well, good day, Mr. Mayo." "So long." "See you tomorrow." "Hello, Jake." " Hello, Pete." " How are you?" "Hey, if you're waiting for a parade, there ain't none." "Were you addressing me?" "Say, what's the big idea?" "I have no ideas." "In fact, I'm quite bewildered." "Now, don't get gay with me." "Sir, I'm far from gay." "Now, listen..." "Now, keep your shirt on, Pete." "Where you from, son?" "China." "China?" "You mean where the laundrymen come from?" "Yes." "Well, what brought you to Stockport?" "I was born here." "Uh-huh." "Hometown boy, eh?" "Any friends here?" "Well, uh... no." "But I have a letter to Tien Wang... a Chinese gentleman." "I'm sure he'll welcome me as a guest." "Say, that ain't right." "White man coming back here, no place to go but a Chink's?" "Oh, but it's the Chinese... that defrayed the expenses of my trip." "What, from China?" "Oh, yes!" "The celestial Keen Lung sent me... to his gracious friend Lee Wong in Shanghai... who sent me to the worthy Ma Sing in San Francisco... who sent me to the venerable Fu Chi..." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "You mean, they sort of passed you along... from one to the other?" "Yes, you see, Fi Chu is a friend of Ma Sing... and Ma Sing was a friend of Lee Wong..." "Yeah, never mind." "Never mind." "If the Chinks can do that for you..." "I guess an Irishman can stake you... to a flop and a boiled egg." "Call a taxi, Pete." "We'll fix him up at Mrs. Noors." "Well, I'm most grateful, sir... but, you see, I have a little money." "Oh." "Well, you might just as well put up at the boarding house." "It's better than any joint you'll find over in Chinatown." "You don't need any ready cash?" "Oh, no, thank you." "You see, I have here a parting gift... from the good Keen Lung." "Gold?" "!" "Holy cats, shut the lid!" "You say a Chinaman gave you that?" "Well, yes." "There is a great friendship... between my father and Keen Lung." "Well, I'll say there was." "And I thought the Irish were generous." "Well, here's your cab, son." "Jump in." "Thank you." "And look out for that jack." "That!" "That vest pocket mint of yours." "Oh!" "Well, frankly, I'm worried about this." "I'm sure it's exceedingly valuable..." "Ha!" "Well, I'm in constant fear of losing it." "Ha!" "Well, would you like to have me... take care of it for you?" "Why, I'd deem it a great favor." "Say, are you kiddin'me?" "Oh, I'm sure it'd be much safer in your keeping." "Well, I'll be..." "I suppose you'd give this to the first one that asked." "Certainly not." "Only to a person of self-evident integrity." "Of which?" "He who gazes upon the sun need not debate its brilliance." "Uh, Ling Po." " Ling who?" " Ling Po." "I quote a great Chinese poet and philosopher." "Oh, uh, may I introduce myself?" "I'm Ezekiel Cobb." "Mayo's my name." "Jake Mayo." "Look me up tonight at the Good Government club." "Thank you." "I will." "Unless I've been dreaming all this." "Oh, Mrs. Noon's boarding house, 18th and Flint." "May I bid you good day, sir?" "So long." "You poor sap." "Extra!" "Extra!" "Reform candidate dies." "Hold it, sonny." "Reform leader dies!" "Extra!" "Withers drops dead!" "Extra!" "Reform leader!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Extra!" "Evening, Mr. Strozzi." "Good evening, Mr. Strozzi." "Good evening, Mr. Strozzi." "Mayor Morgan's here, ain't he?" "Yes, sir, at his private table." "Say, chief, look!" "What do you think of that?" ""Withers drops dead."" " Can you imagine that?" " When did it happen?" "Honey, I guess the poor sap... just got tired of running against you." "And can you beat it?" "With next Tuesday election day!" "Yeah, they'll have to work fast." "Excuse me." "Follow me." "I want to make a telephone call." "I wonder who they'll nominate in his place?" "Don't lose any sleep over it, dearie." "Why, Ed Morgan could commit murder on the city hall steps... and still be re-elected." "Get me the Good Government League." "Have you heard the news?" "Withers... he's dead!" "Yeah, you're tellin'us?" "A fine time he picked to pass out, the old gas bag." "Yeah." "Two days before election... us without a candidate." "Lord, what a mess." "Morgan on the phone for you, Jake." "Oh, this is terrible." "The best candidate we ever had." "He never had a chance." "Hello?" "Mr. Mayo?" "I want to offer my condolences... on the death of Junius P. Withers... a fine public-spirited citizen." "Your Good Government League has lost a standard bearer... whom I highly respected as a rival candidate." "Say, listen, you don't have to make a speech." "This is a private wire." "Oh." "Well, listen, Jake... you gotta replace that old fool in a hurry." "I'd say we do... and we got to decide on another man tonight." "What we want to know is..." "Another candidate?" "Impossible!" "Why, Withers was the idol of the Reform element!" "And just a sap to the regulars." "That's the idea." "Morgan loses the Reform vote anyway." "Yeah, well, we'll do that." "OK, Ed." "What are the orders, Jake?" "Morgan says we can substitute any candidate we want... so long as we're sure he's a pushover." "But that ought to be easy!" "Yeah?" "Well, I'm not so sure of that." "Folks are getting fed up on Morgan... with his dames and his drinkin'." "We may need an especially weak candidate this time." "Fella named Cobb to see you, Jake." "Cobb?" "Cobb?" "Who's he?" "Search me." "Said he met you this afternoon." "Cobb?" "Cobb?" "Oh!" "Hello, Cobb." "How are you?" "A cordial greeting, sir." "Say, listen, Cobb, we're very busy." "Do you mind coming 'round tomorrow?" "See, we got a committee meeting here and..." "Oh, I'm sorry I intruded... but I just read of the untimely death... of my friend Mr. Withers." "Your friend?" "Are you a friend of Withers?" "Well, I had expected to be his guest." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, why didn't you tell me that?" "Say, Jake!" "We got a lot of work to do, you know." "Yeah, yeah." "Well, come in and meet the boys just a minute." "Fellas, this is a friend of mine, Mr. Cobb." "This is Slattery, McGee, Mulligan, Burke." "Mr. Cobb's from China." "Darned if I don't believe it." "Say, Cobb, how'd you happen to know Withers?" "Well, it was his church that maintained... my father's mission in China." "Are you a missionary?" "I assisted my father in that work, yes." "Say, what is this missionary racket?" "Sort of cleaning up a joint, you know." "Oh, the old Reform gag, eh?" "Yeah." "The kind of a guy... we're looking for as a candidate." "I was deeply grieved over Mr. Withers' demise." "A splendid character." "Say, listen, Cobb, did you figure on doing... any missionary work over here?" "Not exactly... but I had hoped to be associated... with Mr. Withers during my stay here." "Oh, sort of an assistant, eh?" ""Reformer's assistant to carry on his noble work."" ""Famous missionary returns from China..." ""to clean up his home town."" ""Stockport needs me more than China."" "I beg your pardon?" "Never mind." "We were just thinking of something." "Say, Cobb, we're very busy." "Do you mind if you just sort of mosey along?" "Oh, I really must apologize." "May I bid you good night?" "Well, never mind that now." "You trot over to your boarding house." "I'll telephone you about 10:30." "See, I want to talk to you about something." " Telephone?" " Yeah." "How interesting." "You know, I've never conversed over a telephone." "May I bid you good night?" "Holy cats, he's got me doing it now." "Boys, he's it!" "A missionary..." "an expert at reforming." "Won't the longhairs eat that up?" "He came all the way from China... but nobody ever heard of him, Jake." "Ell, what do you suppose they invented brass bands for?" "Now, I can handle that sap... and here's the way we go about it." "Oh, uh, pardon me, Mrs. Noon." "Uh..." "I expect a communication by telephone." "I presume you have such an instrument?" "In the parlor." "Shove over the "Journal," will you, sweetheart?" "There you are, Pet." "Thanks." "Perhaps if the gentleman's your sweetheart... you'd rather he sat next to you." "That's not very funny." " Well, I..." "I..." " Pet's her name." "What a charming name." "So... intimate." " Intimate?" " Yes." "Uh-huh." "Fast worker, aren't you?" "Not especially... but I fancy I can work as rapid as another." "You see, for years I assisted my father..." "What did he do, play a saxophone?" "Oh, no." "My father..." "Well, let's not get into an argument over it." "But, Miss Pet, I..." "My name's not Pet." "But he just said..." "Well, they call me Pet because I'd slap 'em down... if they called me by my right name." "What's that?" "My mother kept a window box on the fire escape... so she called me Petunia." "Eminently proper." "The Chinese frequently... name their girl children for flowers." "You know, I believe that's the telephone." "You wouldn't kid me?" "If you'll excuse me..." "I'll hold a brief discourse over the instrument." "A cordial greeting, my worthy friend." "A cordial greeting, my worthy fri..." "A cordial greeting..." "Aw, cut the clowning!" "A cordial greeting, my worthy friend." "Speak up!" "Hello!" "Uh, that you, Cobb?" "Say, I'd like to see you tomorrow." "Oh, no, nothing important." "Just a friendly little chat." "Yeah." "Drop over to the City Club about 1:00." "Yeah, it's in the city hall building." "Yeah, so long." "Alright, boys, now we go." "You'll have to put it over big, Jake." "They've got to know him." "Now, leave it to me." "That sap will be... the best known guy in Stockport." "Remember, City Club tomorrow at 1:00." "Say, who is this Ezekiel Cobb?" "I never heard of him." "Must be Jake's new candidate." "Where did they dig him up?" "Well, they had to run somebody." "Well, we'll get a good feed out of it anyway." "I told him 1:00." "You heard me!" "Personally, I think the guy is nuts." "An hour late!" "Say, this is getting serious." "We can't wait much longer." "What are we gonna do?" "He's not at his boarding house." "They don't know where he is." " Did you call the jail?" " Huh?" " Mr. Mayo?" " Yeah?" "I'll bet it's from him." ""My honored friend Tien Wang..." ""has graciously invited me to tea." ""If it will not inconvenience you..." ""I'll meet you at the City Club..." ""later in the afternoon."" "Who in blazes is Tien Wang?" "!" "Must be a Chink." "Tea with a Chink!" "Holy cats!" "Where's that telephone book?" "Say, how do you spell Tien Wang?" "It is a great privilege to welcome... so honorable a guest to my lowly abode." "No, I beg to differ with you, sir." "The privilege is mine." "I am indebted to you for your gracious courtesy." "Oh!" "If I may humbly beg your pardon, sir." "A cordial greeting, my worthy friend." "Never mind the cordial greeting." "You get yourself up to the City Club... and make it snappy!" "But, Mr. Mayo, I'm enjoying... a bowl of rice with my gracious host." "Well, we'll give you some rice up here!" "Now, you bust out of there in a hurry." "I regret I cannot leave so abruptly." "Courtesy forbids it." "Courtesy?" "Rats!" "Now, you jump into a taxi and step on it!" "I shall leave only after... a respectful period of friendly discourse." "I shall be delighted to converse with you... later in the afternoon." " Well?" " Well, I'll be!" "He won't come." "He's eating rice." "Oh, he won't come, eh?" "Well, I'll get him." "Wait a minute!" "You can't bring a guest of honor... to a banquet at the point of a gun." "No." "Courtesy forbids it." "How about the old nosebag, Jake?" "We can't take all afternoon for lunch, you know." "Start right way, Nick." "Right away." "Jake, we've got to go through with it." "He may arrive in time for my speech." "Yeah, let's go." "Alright, boys." "We won't wait for Mr. Cobb." "Eatin' rice with a Chink." "I regret, sir, that I cannot tarry to view... some of your treasures of ancient China." "Ah, but you will visit me quite frequently, my friend." "I'm very grateful, sir... for the great kindness you have shown me." "And now, if you so desire..." "I will point out the way to the city hall." "And, gentlemen, I regret to inform you... that at the last moment... our guest of honor was taken ill." "A slight attack of indigestion, wasn't it, Mr. Mayo?" "Yes, from eatin'rice." "But the Good Government League... is going to honor him just the same... and as chairman of the reception committee..." "I now propose a toast." "Gentlemen, I give you Ezekiel Cobb!" "Ezekiel Cobb!" "A man of honor, a man of ideals... a man of determination... a man of whom Stockport is proud." "Pardon me." "Where is that voice coming from?" "It's the radio, of course, in that car." "We need a man of his experience... in the great work of Reform... and we are going to ask him to continue this work... in the city of his birth." "To take up the burden... where the late Reverend Junius P. Withers laid it down." "We are going to ask Mr. Cobb a momentous question." "The Good Government League wants him to carry on... for his faithful friend and associate... and we are going to ask him if he will join forces with us... in our grim battle against graft and corruption." "We are going to ask him at the last moment... to replace the late Junius P. Withers... and to accept the nomination for mayor!" "Aah!" "What's the matter with you?" "And if he will accept this nomination... the Good Government League will be able... to point to him with pride and say..." ""There, gentlemen, is the next mayor of Stockport!"" "And it doesn't make any difference... whether you know anything about politics or not." "Why, we haven't elected a candidate in 12 years... and it's a cinch you ain't gonna spoil our record." "Gentlemen, if there's no chance of my being elected mayor... why do you wish me to become a candidate?" "Don't you understand?" "We gotta put up a show to make the people think... they're really having an election." "Morgan gets in, licks up the gravy... and there's plenty left to pass around among the boys." "No, that isn't the idea at all, Jake." "Listen, Cobb, you believe in standing up for a principle... even if they knock you down, don't you?" "Certainly." "Well, that's the idea." "The city government is full of graft and corruption." "Are you gonna sit by... and not even raise your voice in protest?" "Perhaps you're right." "You know, the lowly fisherman is helpless... to hold back the tidal wave." "But his warning cry may save his neighbor's children." "Ling Po." "You took the words right out of my mouth." "Cobb, it's your duty." "Your sacred duty." "Perhaps it is." "But on the other hand, I have another duty... to my father in China." "You see, gentlemen, it is his wish... that our family perpetuate his mission there." "And therefore, I came to America... simply to find a mother for my children." "Say, now listen, Cobby... the election will be all over by Tuesday." "You won't need a mother for your children... till next Tuesday, will you?" "Oh, no." "Of course not." "You might as well pick out a good one while you're at it." "And after Tuesday... you'll have plenty of time to look the dames over." "You really feel that it's my duty?" "Sure it is!" "It's..." "What did you say it was, Spike?" "His sacred duty." "I must return to China as soon as the election's over." "I'll accept the nomination only on condition... that you assure me that there isn't a chance... of my being elected mayor." "Not a chance." " Not a chance!" " Not a chance!" "Better hurry, boys." "He's liable to be down any minute now." "How will we know who he is?" "Don't worry." "Jake Mayo will be leading him by the hand." "Hey, Red!" "Hi, Pet." "What's all the rumpus?" "Mayo's got his new candidate for mayor... up in the City Club." "We're just hangin'around to grab off a few headlines." "This has got to be a one-day campaign... and there isn't much you can do... seeing as you're new in the game." "You desire me merely to lend my moral support." "Yes, you just lay low... and we'll tell them all about you." " Oh, Jake!" " Huh?" "Did you get him to accept the nomination?" "Uh..." "Hey!" "Wait a minute!" "Hey, here he comes, boys!" "This ought to be him!" "OK, let him come." " Ohh!" " Ohh!" "Nertz!" "Where is that guy?" "Aw, Jake must be holding onto him." "Hey, sonny!" "Out of the way, will you, or you'll be in the picture." "Oh!" "Heh." "Yes, certainly." "Probably some funny-looking old guy... like they had the last time." "Yeah, with long hair and a beard." "Leave it to Jake to pick a pushover." "Well, Miss Pratt!" "Oh, you." "This is indeed a pleasant surprise." "A cordial greeting..." "My worthy friend." "Why don't you get a new line?" "A line?" "Or better still, don't try to be funny." "Say, here it is." "This must be him!" "Oh, for the love of..." "Hey, Jake, where's your new candidate?" "Yeah, that's what I want to know." "Yeah, where you hidin'him, Jake?" "Oh, there he is, boys." "Turn your guns around." "What, that guy?" "!" "But, I assure you, Miss Pratt, I wasn't trying to be comical." "At that I guess you don't have to try." "Hey, Mr. Cobb!" "Now, let's have another one!" "But, gent... gentlemen..." "Aw, thank you, Mr. Cobb." "Don't mind if I do." "Why, thank you very much!" "Come on, boys!" "Say!" "Is that the new candidate?" "Yeah, he came from China." "Why?" "Cobby, pose for another." "Yeah!" "Let's have another with you." "Yeah, very good idea." "Shake hands with him." "Shake hands." "Hey, put on that funny-looking hat!" "Yeah!" "Good idea." "That's a swell hat." "Now, wait a minute!" "A politician without a cigar in his mouth?" "That's it." "Now puff on it, son." "Get it cooking good." "Hold it!" "Now, hold it." " One more!" " One more!" "Here, Cobby, you won't need this." "Hold it now!" "Hold it!" " Aah!" " Oh!" "Who left the lid off?" "!" "Why'd you leave..." "How did I know the nut was gonna throw a cigar?" "Who did that?" "I'd better take you out of here." "Just one more, Jake!" "No more, boys." "Now, Mr. Cobb's busy." "You sure started off with a bang, Mr. Cobb!" "How about a statement for the papers?" "Yeah, give us the lowdown on the Reform racket." "How was the missionary business in China?" "Now, wait a minute, boys." "Wait a minute." "Mr. Cobb's not ready to make a statement." "You see, he's got to study the situation." "That supposed to be funny, too?" "Oh, no..." " Well, what kind?" " I beg your pardon?" "They always start by buying cigarettes." "What a strange custom." "May I purchase some?" "15 cents." "And $4. 00 for the cigars." "Thank you." "So you're gonna run for mayor." "Oh, yes." "They've convinced me it's my duty." "Even though defeat is inevitable." "Yes?" "After all, should the lark cease singing... because winter was come?" "Ling Po." "I don't know." "Should it?" "Well, I..." "Say, is Jake Mayo paying you to do this?" "Certainly not." "Then you're really a sap." "A sap?" "Well, I suppose somebody had to be the cat's-paw." "Are you insinuating..." "Oh, no, don't bother about it." "It'll all be over tomorrow... and I suppose you'll never know the difference." "Say, are those clothes tattooed on you?" "Tattooed?" "Well, I..." "I don't believe so." "They come on and off?" "Yes, certainly." "Then I'd suggest that you turn 'em in... and get something that a dog wouldn't want to bury." "Oh, I see." "You feel that my clothes are unsuitable here." "Well, it's very kind of you to advise me." "Oh, no, it's just a bad habit with me." "I'm always buying milk for stray pups... or bringing'home old alley cats." "You're jesting, Miss Petunia." "Say, mention that name again... and you'll be sprawlir in the gutter!" "The name's Pratt to strangers and Pet to friends." "Well, which am I?" "Well, you're not a stranger... and you're not a friend." "I guess you better not call me any name." "When you speak to me just say "Say."" "Ezekiel!" "Ezekiel!" "Ezekiel!" "Yeah, Ezekiel Cobb." ""China's gift to Stockport."" "Yeah, in big letters." "Say, Jake, couldn't we get one of them sky rockets... to spell "Cobb" when it bursts?" "OK, OK, did you get that balloon up... with Cobb's name on it?" "Good." "Hey, Jake, the president of the Women's Club... just made a 4-dollar speech endorsing Cobb." "There's not another band in the city?" "Well, get a guy to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."" "Great show, Jake." "A wow." "...And he came all the way from China." "McGee's doing his stuff." "What a lot of ballyhoo... to get a few votes we're sure of anyway." "Cobb's here, Jake." "Do you want to see him?" "What?" "Cobb?" "Sure!" "Bring him in." "Come in, Cobby." "Say, you're goir like a house a-fire." "We're proud of you." "Great work, kid." "Great work." "Well, thank you, but I just dropped in... to see if there wasn't something I could do." "Nah, it's all over but the shouting'." "The boys got sore feet parading... and the bands don't know any more tunes." "We're all ready to close up shop and go home." "Go home?" "Nuts!" "After that days work..." "I need some relaxation." "Bottles of it." "Yeah, that's a good idea." "You, too, Cobby." "Forget it." "Relax." "Yeah, go and get yourself a twist." " What?" " A twist." "Yeah, go and have a nice little supper." "Here's your report, Jake." "Get myself a twist?" "Come in!" "Shades of Ling Po!" "What's the big idea?" "Uh, I followed your advice and purchased some new clothes." "Well, you're not getting married, are you?" "Oh, no." "Uh, Mr. Mayo suggested I get myself a twist... for a quiet little supper." "He did?" "So what?" "Well, uh, you're really the only twist I know." "Oh." "Oh, I get the idea." "Oh, very pretty compliment." "And where do you want to go?" "Well, Mr. Mayo suggested some nice quiet spot." "Which would be in keeping with the high ideals of Reform... for which I stand." "Yeah?" "Well, I know a nice quiet spot." "Like it, China?" "Yes." "Very interesting, but I'm afraid..." "Mr. Mayo wouldn't approve of this place." "Yeah." "Jake's pretty particular." "Hi, Jake!" "Hiya, Red." "Hi, Bill." "Hi, Jake." "Holy smoke, look!" "Cobb!" "Can you beat it?" "Now, this is a fine place for a missionary." "Well, he ought to be able to find a mother... for his children out of that bunch." "I told him to keep out of sight, the sap." "Oh, you want him out of sight, huh?" "Well, here he goes." "Now, wait a minute!" "You'll do more harm... than you'll do good if you raise a rumpus." "Gonna do your old-fashioned girl number next?" "What do you think I'm putting this trick dress on for?" "Now, make that pretty loose." "It got stuck last night." "Come in!" "Say, chief, Cobb's downstairs." "What?" "Yeah!" "With a dame!" "What's the idea of bringing... the Reform candidate into a place like this?" "Looks phony to me." "A longhair posing as a regular?" "Want me to take care of him?" "Now, I like this music much better." "It's more romantic." "Uh-oh." "I wonder if I may confide in you." "You mean tell me a secret?" "Well, yes." "Oh, that'd be fun." "I'll play checkers, too." "Well, you see, I'm thinking of marriage." "A beautiful thought." "I consider it a duty." "It usually is." "A duty to perpetuate my father's mission in Sheng Tu." "Oh." "You see, I really came to America... to find myself a wife." "I thought you said you weren't a fast worker." "Oh, I'm not especially." "But I would like to ask you a question." "May I?" "Well, I..." "I suppose you might as well get it over with." "Mmm." "I want to ask you... why is it that all American girls... are so lacking in individuality?" "What?" "Well, they all look alike." "Big-eyed and pasty-faced... and, well, one exactly like the other." "How interesting!" "Yes, and furthermore... they seem to lack that sense of inferiority... that a woman should have in the presence of a man." "Oh, they do?" "Yes, I'm disappointed." "I doubt whether I shall be able to find an American girl... who will make me a suitable wife." "♪ I'm just a woman" "♪ Like you're a man" "♪ You command and I'll obey" "♪ I'll get by if I know why..." "Now, there's a girl who'd make a good wife for you." "Yes, she's the type." "She's modest, retiring... and very attractive, too." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, she'd be right at home... as a missionary's wife in China." "Yes, she seems so out of place here." "You know, the song of the thrush is thrice beautiful... amid the discordant call of the crow." "Ling Po." "I guess that makes me a crow." "♪ Honey, anything at all you ask me to do" "♪ I'll gladly do and smile" "♪ I would go with you right to the end of the earth" "♪ Love makes it worth the while" "♪ Maybe it's right, dear" "♪ Maybe it's wrong" "♪ I don't care what people say" "♪ Right or wrong, I'll string along" "♪ Beside you forever" "♪ I'm just that way" "♪ I'm just a woman, like you're a man" "♪ You command and I'll obey" "♪ I'll get by if I know why... ♪ I'm just that way" "♪ Just as I am" "♪ As I am I'll always stay" "♪ Everywhere that you may go" "♪ I'll follow right after" "♪ I'm just that way" "♪ Honey, anything at all you ask me to" "♪ I'll gladly do and smile" "♪ I would go with you right to the ends of the earth" "♪ If you'll make it won'th..." "Holy cats, there goes the works." "♪ Maybe it's right, dear" "Don't let her get away from you, buddy!" "♪ I don't care what people say" "Look at the sap!" "♪ I'll string along beside you forever" "♪ I'm just that way" "Stay with 'em, boy!" "Stay with 'em!" "Hey, go into your dance!" "Hey, get him to dance!" "Yeah!" "Get him to dance!" "Folks, do you know who that is?" "That's Ezekiel Cobb, the new candidate for mayor!" "Ezekiel Cobb from China!" "Hey, that guy's kind of a regular at that." "Those showgirls are good." "Yeah." "He's beginning to like it." "He's no longhair!" "Hey, not bad for a missionary!" "Ezekiel Cobb, the next mayor!" "Hey, he's a swell guy!" "That's the way to reform the town!" "Vote for Ezekiel Cobb!" "Say, they're beginning to go for that guy." "Yeah." "Guess I'd better go see Morgan." "Say, that guy's stealing your stuff." "Where's Mayo?" "I want to see him." "He's right here now, folks... and isn't he having a swell time!" "He may be running on the Reform ticket... but believe me, he's a regular feller!" "If this is reform, let's have reform!" "I want to see you." "I want to see you!" "What's the idea of... letting a line like that go out over the air?" "Well, you don't think that was my idea, do you?" "Well, what do you expect me to think... parading the Reform candidate around like that?" "Now, wait a minute, Ed..." "Mayo, if I thought you were trying to double-cross me..." "Come on, chief, let's get going." "Oh, now, forget it, Ed." "I'll see you first thing in the morning." "You bet your life you will!" "Hurray for the next mayor of Stockport!" "You're alright, Mr. Cobb." "You're a regular." "Give us a few words, Mr. Cobb." "Sure put on a great show!" "How about a statement for the papers, Mr. Cobb?" "The new angle on Reform." "Scram, Red." "You're intruding on our social life." "Allowing a Reform candidate to put on an act like that!" "How about a statement from you, Mr. Morgan?" "Ain't you gonna denounce the dancing missionary?" "Don't bother me!" "Now, will youse guys lay off the mayor?" "Come on, Ed." "Let's be going." "Paper, Mr. Mayor?" "Buy a paper?" "Let me tell you something." "I didn't..." "Don't bother me!" "Please buy a paper, Mr. Mayor." "Nobody can double-cross me and get away..." "Will you let me alone?" "!" "Hey, hold on there!" "It's Morgan, the mayor!" "That's Cobb, that missionary fellow!" "The rival candidates!" "Wow!" "What a story!" "Where are those telephones?" "...gave Morgan a sock on the chin!" "Well, you have got your points." "Better call an ambulance." "No, no, he's alright." "Get him to his car." "Somebody call for an ambulance!" "You young idiot!" "What did you do that for?" "I forgot myself!" "I acted without thinking!" "This is terrible." "Terrible!" "Yeah, I'll say it's terrible." "If this gets in the papers... it'll bring you thousands of votes." "Huh?" "Yeah, big fight." "Cobb and Morgan." "Socked him right in the nose!" "Yeah, knocked down a newsboy!" "Say, do you know this story is liable to elect him?" "I knew all along he was a great guy." "Sure you did." "Well, here he is now!" "Hooray for Battling Cobb!" "How's the fighting missionary?" "You sure made the headlines!" "I bet he hasn't seen the paper yet." "Here, take mine." "Thank you." "I'd rather not read it." "Say, you're not sorry you socked Morgan, are you?" "No, I'm not." "That's just the trouble." "He is twice guilty who regrets not an unworthy act." "Ling Po." "I got some nice hotcakes for you, Mr. Cobb." "I don't believe I'd care for my breakfast." "What's the matter, China?" "I'm humiliated, Miss Pratt." "Ashamed." "They made me a candidate... of the Good Government League... and I can't even govern myself." "Where you going?" "To visit my friend Tien Wang." "I must regain my serenity of spirit." "Ling Po." "Ahh!" "Huh?" "Cobb!" "Yes?" "Cobb!" "It's Mayo!" "Oh!" "Oh, yes!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Open the door!" "Alright, yes, yes, Mr. Mayo!" "Cobb, open the door!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Alright, I'll come right away!" "Hurry up, Cobb!" "Open the door!" "Alright!" "Mr. Mayo, what's the matter?" "Close the door!" "Now, don't answer the phone and lay low." "They're liable to be here at any minute." "Who?" "Why?" "The reporters." "We gotta do something fast." "Now, don't you talk to anyone!" "Yes, but I don't understand..." "I gotta figure out what you gotta say!" "Say?" "About what?" "About what?" "!" "About being elected mayor, of course!" "Elected mayor?" "Who?" "You, you sap!" "Only 5 precincts missing." "You're in by a mile!" "I..." "I'm elected mayor?" "Yes." " No!" " Yes!" "Hear the news, Pet?" " What's the latest?" " He's elected!" "Jake Mayo just told me." "He's upstairs with Cobb now." "Boy, I bet they're celebrating!" "But I don't want to be mayor." "I don't know how to be mayor!" "Now, you told me that I never would be mayor." "Yeah, but I never told you to go around... sockin'people on the nose, did I?" " Yes." " It's your own fault." "Well, what are we going to do?" "Yes, you've got to get me out of it!" "Yeah, well, I'm sure going to try." "Now listen, Morgan's waiting for me outside in his car." "I'll slip him up here before the reporters come." "We'll figure out what to do." "Now, you sit tight." "I'll be right back." "But..." "Oh!" "Congratulations, Jake." "Bah!" "Well, Mr. Mayor!" "Good evening, Miss Pratt." "Isn't this terrible?" "What?" "What?" "!" "I..." "I've got to be mayor!" "Oh, well, it's all a circus anyway... and every circus must have its clown." "This is serious, Miss Pratt." "The term of office is for 2 years." "I can't stay away from my father's mission that long." "Why not?" "My duty lies in China." "Oh, yeah, you and your wife." "Miss Pratt, they need me..." "To reform them, I suppose." "Rats!" "Why, there's more reforming... to be done right here in this town... than in all of China put together." "It's filthy with corruption." "Crooks and grafters, racketeers." "Say, you have bandits in China, haven't you?" "Well, they're a bunch of pansies... compared to the bandits over here." "Pansies?" "Oh, go to bed." "Do you really think that I could..." "You couldn't do anything." "Imagine you being mayor of this town." "Well, that's a man's job, a fight!" "I knew you couldn't fight... but you don't even want to fight." "But, Miss Pratt..." "Oh, go on and run." "Pick up your legs and run with your tail between them." " My tail?" " Yeah." "Beat it back to China with that wife of yours... and spend the rest of your life... teaching little Chinese children how to blow their noses." "Right up here, Ed." "He's waiting for us." "Is this it?" "Yeah, go on in there." "Come on, Cobby... we'll go in your room, close the door." "Come on." "Now see here, Cobb, I haven't got much time." "We've got to talk fast." "This whole thing is fantastic." "It's a miracle." "It couldn't have happened, but it did." "Now, we've got to figure out some way..." "Say, will you listen?" "!" "Oh, yes." "A way to figure out to..." "To get you out of this!" "Oh... oh, yes, yes." "If there was only some way for him to resign." "Mr. Mayo, it just occurs to me... why are you so anxious to get rid of me... after you worked so hard to elect me?" "You don't think he wanted you elected, do you?" "Well, of course, son, it was just a show... but we meant to do right by you." "Oh." "You mean you nominated me... because I was more likely to be defeated than anyone else." "This is politics, you fool!" "Why, sure, son." "Now, we've got to be reasonable." "We help to elect Morgan... his organization takes care of us." "Then she was right." "A cat's-paw." "Now let's get down to cases." "You've been elected mayor." "Yes." "I've been elected mayor." "And the point is..." "The point is that I'm going to be mayor." "Without any interference from you or anybody else." "Now, wait a minute, you're not talking to the newspapers." "No, I'm talking to you." "Why, do you think... with a chance to do some good in this town... that I'm gonna pick up my tail and run?" "You'd better..." "Do you realize, Mr. Morgan... that this town is filthy with corruption?" "Now, hold on now!" "It's full of bandits!" "We have bandits in China, yes... but they're a bunch of, uh, buttercups... compared to the ones you have in this town!" "Wait a minute!" "I can't keep those reporters downstairs much longer." "They're yellin'for Mr. Cobb." "Quick, Ed." "They mustn't see you." "The back stairs this way?" "So, you said you could handle him, eh?" "Ha ha!" "Well, you better." "Oh, I will." "Don't worry." "Stall them all for a minute if you can." "Well, I can't!" "Alright, Cobb, you're mayor." "That's settled, but now you listen to me." "You're gonna do just as you're told, you understand?" "You can sit back and look important... but the organization will run the city." "Now, is that clear?" "It's very clear." "OK, then remember it." "Now let me to the talking." "How about it, Mr. Mayor?" "Got a sizzling statement on the tip of your tongue?" "Come right in, boys." "Mr. Cobb was just going to send for you." "Congratulations!" "You sure put over a fast one." "The headlines are waiting." "How about a story from the fighting missionary?" "Tell us all about how you're going to reform this burg." "Speak up, Mr. Cobb, you're among friends." "No, I'll talk for Mr. Cobb if you don't mind, boys." "He's had a hard day and he's dead tired." "Ain't you, Mr. Cobb?" "Not at all." "I'm not the least tired." "Go ahead, mayor, shoot the works." "Sure, didn't they tell you what to say?" "Oh, yes." "I was told I should sit back... and allow the organization to run the city." "Now, wait a minute..." "This I refuse to do." "Hey, Jake, he's reading the wrong speech." "I don't think I should allow anyone... to dictate my actions." "I realize that I know nothing whatever... about governing a city... therefore, I shall welcome advice." "The blind man, lest he stumble in darkness... welcomes the guiding footsteps even of an ass." " Ling Po." " What?" "And he looked right at you, Jake." "Who is this Ling Po?" "A sage who lived under the Chi Lung dynasty." "Well, he certainly knew his onions." "Say, Mr. Cobb, what job does Jake Mayo get?" "Well, Mr. Mayo's been very kind to me." "I find in him many splendid qualities." "As a man." "But as a politician, well..." "I question his honesty." "Wow!" "Can we publish that?" "Certainly." "Why not?" "Let me outta here!" "That's enough for an extra edition!" "Say..." "Anything more from Ling Po?" "No!" "Say, what was that crack you made about me?" "Holy cats." "Listen to that." "Jeez, look at that mob!" "Brass bands and everything." "Uh, Mr. Mayo, I hope you're not offended..." "Offended?" "I haven't got time to be." "Now, they're yelling for you and you got to make a speech... and this time you're gonna say what I tell you!" "Well, I shall, providing I approve of your sentiments." "Sentiments, my eye!" "Now get this..." ""Fellow citizens, I've been elected mayor..." ""on a wave of popular indignation." ""I'm gonna give this city an honest, fearless government." ""A government with the best interests..." ""of the people at heart." ""For first, last, and always I am a servant of the people." ""I'll work 24 hours a day to make this..." ""the best-run city in the United States!"" "Now, you got that?" "Why, Mr. Mayo, that's splendid." "And that's exactly what I'd like to do." "Well, that's just hogwash for the public." "Now, get out there and say it!" "Oh, I'll be glad to." "Now, let's see..." "I think I got it almost word for word." "Let's see..." "Speech!" "Speech!" "Speech!" "Uh..." "Fellow citizens..." "Uh..." ""First and last, I am always a servant of the people"?" "Yes, yes!" "Uh..." "Fellow citizens..." "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "I'll do the best I can." "Aw, nuts!" "I tell you, I won't stand for it!" "You think I'm going to have my salary cut in half?" "Well, now don't worry, Lou." "I'll talk with him about it." "Well, you'd better because I won't stand for it!" "Is Mayor Cobb in?" "I want to see him right away!" "Well, what's up?" "What's up?" "That idiotic mayor of yours... have vetoed my bill for a municipal hothouse... for yellow chrysanthemums!" "Well, I'll speak to him." "Just give me time." "But he can't do that, Jake!" "I know he can't!" "Will you excuse me just a minute?" "I'll..." " Oh, say, Mayo!" " Yeah?" "Did you tell that young fool to veto the garbage franchise?" "Of course not!" "I begged him..." "Do you realize he's robbing me of a cool 100,000?" "Me, with a family of 5 children?" "I know, Pete, but you can talk to him this afternoon." "I will!" "And if he quotes another Chinese proverb..." "I'll kill him!" "Hi, Jake!" "I see Ling Po made the headlines again." "What?" "!" "Don't get sore, Jake." "You can handle him." " Yes, you can." " Hi, Red!" "Hi, boys." "Well, what has he done today?" "Well, he hasn't torn down the city hall yet." "But he vetoed the bus franchise and will Morgan like that?" "That guy's nuts for bucking the Morgan crowd." "Here's the screwiest one yet." "Advertising for commissioner of public works." "Boys, here's the payoff!" "He just fired Police Commissioner Moriarity!" " He did?" " Yeah!" "Good morning, Mr. Moriarity." "Say, Mayo... what in thunderation's the meaning of this?" "Now what?" "Now what?" "I'm fired!" " No!" " Yes!" "Holy cats, what next?" "Say, Mayo, he can't get away with this." "I've been police commissioner for..." "Of course he can't, Dan." "Now, wait a minute." "I'll talk to him." "Is the mayor in his office?" "He just stepped out to lunch, Mr. Mayo." "Yes, he would." "Who with?" "I'm not sure, sir... but he said something about a Mr. Wang." "Wang?" "Wang?" "Wang..." "That Chink again." "And I hardly know which way to turn next." "Their method of government is so complicated..." "I cannot understand it." "But you do understand... the difference between right and wrong." "That is always simple." "Continue to act simply and you will be acting wisely." "Yes, but wisdom without experience... is like water without a pail in which to carry it." "Ling Po." "The great sword of Fu Wong?" "It's a treasure I have long sought." "A relic of the ages!" "Would it not please you to feast your eyes upon it?" "Indeed, yes." "Mayor Cobb here?" "He is with Mr. Wang, sir." "Yeah?" "One side, monkey." "Pardon me, sir, but you cannot go down there." "Chee Foo is unpacking the shipment... and will bring the great sword here immediately." "Hey, Cobb!" "I got a message for you." "Just two words." "And they are?" "Lay off!" "Lay where?" "You got me." "This comes straight from Morgan." "He don't like the way you're actin'." "I take that for a threat." "I'll say it's a threat." "Mr. Strozzi, you irritate me." "Your childish threats are very annoying." "Yeah?" "You seek to frighten with a wickedness you think is new." "Why, in China, they've dealt with... bandits like you for 4,000 years." "This ain't China." "I'm liable to forget that it isn't." "I may resort to a Chinese system... that is centuries old and cut off your heads." "Ha ha!" "And if I start beheading, I'll begin with you." "Say, look here, Cobb... if you think that you're gonna..." "What the..." "Trying to throw a scare into me, eh?" "May I bid you good day, Mr. Strozzi?" "Now let's look upon the great sword of Fu Wong." "Just remember what I told you!" "And to think that this is the very sword... with which the great Fu Wong... beheaded every bandit in the city of Gang Wo." "Don't forget!" "We mean business!" "It's still very sharp." "Just watch out." "That's all." "What time did he say he'd be back?" "2:00." "Ehh... it's 3:00 now." "Good afternoon, Mr. Mayo." "Hey, what's been keeping you?" "I'm sorry I'm late." "I had to buy some cigarettes." "Well, that Pratt dame sells matches, too... and they're cheaper." "Say, you young idiot!" "Idiot?" "You fired the police commissioner." "I'm quite aware of the fact." "Well, why?" "I learned he was accepting graft." "Oh, you don't mean it." "Now listen, Cobby, this has got to stop." "It's alright to make a bluff of reform... but you're going too far." "You're busting up the whole machine." " Machine?" " The system!" "The system it's taken us years to build." "Now there's enough gravy washing around this town... to put us all on easy street... and just when we get it organized... you think we're gonna let a little cockeyed fool like..." "Mr. Mayo, I like you." "Hey?" "I've never known any white men." "Well, except my father and you." "A fine man, my father." "Ahh." "He's devoted his life to the needy in China." "Taught them, cared for the sick... helped them in times of famine." "You know, you're very much like my father." "Huh?" "Now, this is no time for kidding." "No, I'm serious." "I believe you would do that." "You would help the needy." "You would make sacrifices for them." "And on top of that, you're a crook, aren't you?" "Well, what of it?" "Now, that's what I like about you." "You're so honest in your dishonesty... that at heart I believe you're honest." "Say that again, kinda slow like." "That gives me a thought." "Get me the City Press Association." "W-what are you up to?" "I've solved a problem." "City Press Association?" "I've just appointed a police commissioner... to replace Daniel Moriarity." "Well, who are you gonna..." "I just appointed Mr. Jake Mayo." "Hey, you can't do that." "Wait!" "It's done." "Holy cats." "And he fires me because he says..." "I didn't agree with some guy named Ling Po." "I'm telling you, Chief... that Chink joint gave me the creeps." "You should have seen it!" "Oh, forget it." "When were you notified, Dan?" "This morning, right out of a clear sky!" "And all he kept talking about was cutting off my head." "He dug up the dirt about that gambling joint... and spilled the whole story to the papers." "And you know he vetoed the bus franchise, too." "Alright, we'll give him one more chance." "The board of aldermen have just passed the bill... awarding the street cleaning contract to my company." "If he vetoes that... we'll start to move in on him and we'll move fast." "Take him for a ride, eh?" "No." "No, there's a better way than that... to put him out of the way." "I tell you, I won't be police commissioner!" "What'll my friends think?" "What'll my..." "Say, will you pay some attention to me?" "Oh, pardon me." "What were you saying?" "I don't want to be police commissioner." "Why not?" "Well, you can't make a silk sow..." "You can't make a sow's purse..." "Well, anyway, you can't!" "He who has lived in the jungle... is best equipped to fight wild beasts." " What?" " Ling Po." "What do you mean live in a jungle?" "$700,000." "That's rather a high figure, isn't it?" "Eh, what?" "Yes, of course it is." "There's another one for $200,000 less." "Jake Mayo..." "police commissioner." "Think of my reputation." "Isn't that company as good as this one?" "Sure it is, but it ain't Morgan's." "And if you think I'm going Reform at my age, you're crazy!" "I..." "What are you doing?" "I'm going to veto this bill." "Now, wait a minute, son." "I'd go easy on that one if I were you." "For what reason?" "Well, that's Morgan's pet graft." "I don't think you'd live to be an old man... if you vetoed that." "Why, you heard what I just said, didn't you?" "Yes, but what else could I do?" "If Morgan controls the company, it's obviously dishonest." "Well, that settles it." "Son... you're talking to the best police commissioner... this town ever had." "Put it there." "Hey, what are you looking at?" "I'm looking at the moon." "Oh." "Yeah." "There's a moon." "Uh, yes." "And I was thinking what a beautiful time... that I have with you, Miss Pet." "Why, China, you outdo yourself." "Well, it's all quite true." "An evening spent with you benefits me... like an evening talking to my friend Tien Wang." "The Chinaman?" "Oh." "Oh, well, that's great." "You mean you enjoy my mind?" "Oh, I do." "I find it quite first-rate." "It's much better than going out with a beautiful woman." "I hear all you say." "Perhaps you'd enjoy it even more... if we spent the evening on the telephone." "Oh, well, no." "But it would be charming talking to you on the telephone." "And save a lot of walking." "We could take turns dropping nickels." "Yeah, that'd be very amusing." "Wouldn't it, though?" "And thrilling!" "I can hardly wait." "I believe we're arriving at our destination." "Oh, well, after all, beauty's only skin deep." "Oh, Mr. Cobb?" " Mr. Cobb!" " Yes?" "I must see you right away." "May I?" "Well, I..." "Why, it's Miss Skin Deep herself." "Oh, it's so terribly important." "I must talk to you." "Please!" "Please!" "Enter the thrush, exit the crow." "You don't mind?" "Oh, no." "I'm gonna read a book." "To improve my mind, you know." "We must be alone." "Where can we go?" "But we are alone." "We might be interrupted out here in the street." "Let's go inside!" "But..." "Just a moment!" "Maybe I'm a fool to do this." "I don't know." "I don't know anything!" "Well, that's quite possible, but..." "Uh..." "Wait a minute!" "But what are we doing in here?" "Yes!" "This is my bedroom." "It is?" "Oh, I know you think this is bold of me." "And I'm not really bold, Mr. Cobb, if you knew me." "Well, as I remember you at our last meeting... you were not exactly timid." "Who's that?" "Don't open the door!" "Well, why not?" "They mustn't see me." "What would they think?" "Send them away!" "Cobby!" "J-just a minute!" "Don't let him in, please!" " Cobby!" " Please!" "Well, very well." "Now, don't worry." " Cobby!" " Yes, yes." "Say, I want to talk to you." "Just a minute." "Let's go down to the parlor." "It's much more comfortable there." "Well, I wouldn't be comfortable no matter where we were." "Yeah, well, there's a draft in here." "You might catch something." "We'll... we'll go down to the parlor." "Is there anything the matter?" "There must be." "Now, listen, Cobby, the town's hot with rumors." "They're saying that you got a slice of that company... that you gave the street cleaning job to." "That your graft is making Morgan look like a piker." "Why, they've even called out the grand jury... and they've got 'em pointed right at you." "They got something on you and you know it!" "Maybe you know a lot of things." "Say, if you got a split in that company... you must've grabbed off 50 grand." "Ah, no wonder you vetoed Morgan's bill." "And you preaching to me about honesty." "I guess I'm pretty dumb after all." "Yeah, he's too smart for you, Jake." "Say..." "Well, what do you mean?" "He's got a mind, he has." "What a mind." "Why, to figure out a nifty little double-cross... is just child's play for him." "Double-cross?" "Him?" "!" "Why not?" "Gravy's gravy, you know." "They even put it on chop suey." "Why, you little..." "If I wasn't a gentleman, I'd..." "Him?" "A crook?" "Why he hasn't got brains enough to be crooked." "Well, that's true." "But if he did have, he wouldn't be." "If ever a white man was dead on the level... you're lookin'at one right there." "Are you sure of that?" "You can bet your life I'm sure of it!" "Well, then I can go back to my book." "Yeah." "You..." "Now, don't you worry, Cobby." "They can't fool me with their rumors." "It's just that..." "Say, will you listen to me?" "Oh, y-yes, of course." "Aw, never mind." "Forget it and go to bed." "Now, I'll take care of everything." " Bed!" " I know their game." "I played it myself." "It's a big bluff." "Just a big play for public feeling." "Uh, yes, of course." "But it's a cinch... they haven't got anything on you so far... because I've been stickin' too close to you." "And from now on, son, I'm a porous plaster... because we gotta be careful." "Now, don't you go out tonight." "I'll see you at the office first thing in the morning." "So far, so good." "Now, don't forget." "Go right to bed." "Yes, right away!" "At least almost right away." "Oh, Mr. Cobb, save me!" "The fighting mayor!" "Look out!" "Hurry!" "Oh, thank you, Mr. Cobb!" "You're so brave!" "Oh, close the window quick!" "They may come back!" "Uh, I..." "I hope they didn't hurt you." "No." "They were after these letters." "Oh, how can I explain?" "My honor is at stake!" "Your honor?" "I'm so afraid." "I know they'll follow me... and if they ever steal these letters... I..." "I can't bear to think of it!" "Now, now, please..." "Mr. Cobb, you have a safety deposit box... in the bank, haven't you?" "Yes, but..." "Then keep this for me, please!" "Keep it as a sacred trust." "Now, if you don't mind, I'd rather..." "Oh, it means so much to me!" "It means my honor!" "My life!" "It means..." "Oh, the shame of it all!" "Well, now..." "Oh, very well." "I shall deposit it." "Darling!" "Yes, but now it's much against my better judgment." "That makes it so much sweeter of you, you dear man!" "Yes, now if I may bid you good night." "Promise you'll put that envelope... in your safety deposit box first thing in the morning?" "Yes, I will." "On your way to the office?" " Yes, yes." " Promise!" "Yes, I shall promise." "Oh, darling!" "Pet..." "Well, that's one thing you can't do over the telephone." "But... but the lady was merely expressing her gratitude... for a small favor that..." "Favor?" "You flatter yourself." "Miss Pet, I would like to explain." "Wipe the lipstick off your mouth and go to bed!" "Miss Pet!" "This makes me realize a very important fact." "Yes?" "What?" "Well, I can't shout it through a closed door." "Then keep it to yourself." "But I must tell you!" "I find I'm profoundly attached to you." "I believe I love you." "In fact, I know I love you!" "I'd like you to marry me." "Would you marry me, Miss Pet?" "I love you!" "Go to bed, you idiot!" "Listen, Neal, this grand jury stuff's a bluff." "It's all a bluff." "I know that Morgan sicced you on the kid... and you'd try to get something on him... but you ain't got nothin'yet and you never will have." "Nevertheless, I'm going to challenge him... to turn over to me the key to his safety deposit box... in the National Bank." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "And if he refuses, I'll get out a court order... permitting me to open it." "Well, you won't have to." "You can open it any time you want... and that's how much I'm sold on that kid." "Yeah?" "Mayor Cobb is calling you, Mr. Mayo." "Oh." "Hello, Cobby." "I'm down in the lobby, Mr. Mayo." "Yes, I'll be a little late for that conference." "I've got to buy some cigarettes." "Oh, you can see her tonight." "Come right up, will you?" "The district attorney's here." "No, wait a minute." "Meet me at the bank right away." "I'm coming down there with a couple of friends of mine." "Now, Mr. Neal, I'm just gonna call your bluff." "Well, since you're so confident... perhaps you'd like to have the newspapermen present." "Sure, bring 'em along." "They can publish a story... that'll squash your dirty rumors once and for all." "Alright." "Ned, phone the boys... and tell 'em to meet us at the bank." "Yeah." "Ha ha ha!" "City Press Association." "Well, what's the betting, boys?" "District attorney in one round." "I'll take Cobb by a knockout." "They're in their corners!" "Ah, here they are now." "Well, how are you, Mr. Mayor?" "Good morning, gentlemen." "It seems a rather unusual request, but..." "Well, I have no objections to your opening the box... providing you touch nothing of a personal nature." "We're interested in nothing... except evidence of political corruption." "Well, naturally, you'll not find that in there." "Ha ha!" "You said it or Old Man Mayo... would never have brought you here." "If you'll follow me, gentlemen." "Do these old nostrils deceive me, boys... or do I smell dynamite?" "There you are, gentlemen, if you care to examine it." "Put on your glasses, Neal, you're going to need 'em." "2 to 1 it's full of rice." "Heh..." "What's that?" "A passport." "Ah, the mayor himself." "Well, that ought to prove something." "That Chinese photography doesn't do you justice, Mr. Cobb." "Grab again, Neal." "This is lots of fun." "What's that?" ""Proverbs of Ling Po." A first edition, too." " Got any pictures in it?" " Read us a couple of proverbs." "Now, there's evidence of corruption, Neal." "Just a minute, gentlemen, just a minute." "What's this?" "Now, that I must forbid you to open." "May I ask why?" "Well, it has nothing whatsoever to do with my administration." "Well, what is it, son?" "Well, I really don't know." "It was entrusted to my care." "Well, let's open it." "Certainly not!" "I'm sure it contains papers of a very personal nature." "I'll bet it does." "Say, son, why didn't you tell me?" "It certainly arouses my curiosity." "Give me that envelope, Mr. Neal." "Now, this is going too far." "Now, just a moment, Mr. Cobb." "Why are you afraid to open this?" "I cannot." "It's a matter of honor." "Yes, I'll say it is... and I'm going to find out whose honor..." "How dare you!" "Give me that!" "Now, wait a minute, son." "He can get a court order and do it anyway." "But I won't let him do this!" "I can't let him do this!" "Tell me, what's in the envelope?" "Papers of a very personal nature, Mr. Mayo." "Would you like to see them?" "Well, I'll be..." "Can you beat it?" "Gentlemen, you'll recall that Mr. Cobb... vetoed a bill giving the street cleaning contract... to the Great Excelsior Company..." "What has that got to do..." "And then awarded the contract to the Northeastern Company." "Were you in any way interested... in the Northeastern Company, Mr. Cobb?" "Not in the least." "Then how do you account for these 1,500 shares of stock... in that company made out in your name?" "What?" "Say, what kind of a cockeyed game is this?" "You say there's stock made out there in my name?" "!" "Plenty." "And shares in... the Golden City Bus Company as well." "Another of your vetoes, Mr. Cobb." "And I thought he was a sap." "Gee, this story tops them all." "Well, boys, an open-and-shut case if ever there was one." "Looks like curtains, Mr. Cobb." "Say, son, what does it mean?" "Ain't you gonna say nothing?" "If your enemy's jewels be found in your pouch... utter no word... for silence is the friend of the accused." "Ling Po." "What's the matter, China?" "Been to a funeral?" "Package of Nickels, please." "Last night, Miss Pet, in a moment of stress..." "I asked you to become my wife." "Stress?" "What do you mean stress?" "Well, if you don't mind..." "I would like to withdraw that request." "Oh." "Changed your mind?" "Yes." "Well, there weren't any witnesses... so I can't sue." "What's wrong with me?" "Don't I match in daylight?" "Oh, on the contrary." "You're more desirable now than ever." "Well, that's something." "But I..." "Well, if I ever was desirable..." "I've ceased to be." "Oh, your beauty almost drove me mad." "You're derisive." "Well, I hardly blame you." "I see now what a joke it was when I was elected mayor." "I also realize that I'm not equipped... to fit into this civilization." "My place is in Sheng Tu at my father's side." "In China, I wasn't funny, Miss Pet." "I was even useful at times." "I should never have left." "Come on, Cobby, the boys are up in your office." "They're waiting for a conference." "What's happened, Jake?" "Frame-up." "He's sunk." "Say, if I told you the story he told me... you wouldn't believe he could be so dumb." "I certainly would." "I'm a firm believer in the gentleman's dumbness." "How'd they do it?" "Morgan's dame." "Ooh, the old-fashioned girl." "Come on, Cobby." "We better hurry." "Stay with him, China... for the glory of old Ling Po!" "Come on, son." "They're in the conference room." "If ever a crook was caught red-handed..." "Why, they've got enough evidence... to send him to jail till Doomsday." "They'll rush his conviction, too." "He hasn't a chance." "The main thing to do is to protect the organization." "We've got to issue a statement to the press... publicly disavowing him." "That won't be necessary, gentlemen." "Cobb!" "Well, Cobb, after all, we can't help..." "No." "To help me, you would have to defy... the racketeers that control this town." "That'd endanger your property or your lives." "You'd be afraid to do it." "Just a moment, Cobb!" "You're not only cowardly, you're selfish." "Your only thought is to save yourselves." "Well, you needn't worry about your reputation, gentlemen." "You need not disavow me." "I'm going to disavow you." "Now, hold on, Cobb..." "It is I who shall issue a statement to the press... repudiating you and your whole party." "From this moment, I'm my own political organization." "A party of one." "I shall stand alone or fall alone." "I bid you good morning." "Holy cats!" "Now what are you gonna do?" "I think I'll buy some cigarettes." "Extra paper!" "Governor to remove Mayor Cobb!" "Thanks for the lunch, China." "Extra!" "Governor to remove Mayor Cobb!" "Uh-oh." "Won't be long now." "No." "Mr. Mayo has told me... that my removal by the governor is certain." "By tomorrow, I shall no longer be mayor." "Well, how about today?" "One day?" "Why, in weeks as mayor I've accomplished nothing." "The men who could have helped me... they've hampered me." "And you've thrown them all out, haven't you?" "Yes." "I've no obligations to anyone." "I stand as head of the city alone." "Sort of a dictator, huh?" "Why not?" "Say... 24 hours." "Dictator." "But, Cobby, you can't do that!" "You couldn't get away with it." "I've never had to pull a job like that before." "Now, you don't know what you're saying!" "Why, it's lawless!" "Lawless?" "It's loony!" "It can't be done!" "Say, what are you reading?" "Oh." "Mr. Shigley..." "I appointed you chief of police... because Mr. Mayo told me that I could depend upon you." "You can, Mr. Cobb..." "Pat'll stand by you, son." "He's for you." "But this is impossible!" "Why?" "Why is it impossible to arrest... every known gangster and racketeer in the city?" "We gotta have evidence!" "Why?" "Because it's the law, that's why!" " Disregard the law." " What?" "!" "Now, listen, Cobby..." "I know you're all upset, and it's kind of got you... off your nut and I don't blame you... but what you want to do is ridiculous!" "Sure, we know every grafter, every gangster in this town." "Know 'em like a book, and we'd like to get... the goods on 'em just as much as you." "Why, there's a hundred murders, robberies... every crime encountered we ain't ever solved... though we know these fellas did them... but we ain't got nothing on 'em." "You'll arrest them all... with or without evidence." "But, Mr. Mayor, if I did that..." "Don't worry." "I'll take the responsibility." "But it won't do no good!" "Morgan will have them all out in no time!" "Arrest Morgan, too." "Arrest Morgan?" "!" "Say, now listen, Cobby, even so... we'd be up to our necks in writs of habeas corpus." "Sure, you couldn't hold him in jail 20 minutes." "Pardon me?" "You couldn't keep him in jail, don't you understand?" "You're not to put them in jail." "Sure, you just said to arrest them." "Yes... and deliver them... to the great cellar of Tien Wang." "Where?" "The basement below the antique store... of Tien Wang in Chinatown." "Hold them there with an armed guard." "Say, you have gone nuts!" "Well, of all the crazy..." "Did you ever hear the story of Fu Wong?" "No!" "I suppose he was Ling Po's grandfather." "When Fu Wong was about to be executed... by the wicked mandarin Li... he took the city with sudden onslaught... and for 48 hours, he ruled supreme." "During that time... he cleansed the wicked city of Gang Wo... where he seized every cruel and dishonest official... and cut off their heads." "Sure, son, that's a nice story, but let's..." "Then he gave himself up to the emperor... and although honored for his noble deed... was himself executed... because the law had been broken." "Say, listen, son, we ain't got time... to read the history of China!" "Tien Wang has in his possession... the very sword used in beheading those bandits." "Think of that!" "I'm thinking of your crazy idea of rounding up these gangsters." "What are you gonna do with them?" "What do you want 'em in the cellar for?" "You leave that to me." "What do you got in mind, son?" "Now, remember, you ain't in China." "Now, if you don't wish to carry out my orders... you may resign." "Well, I'll stand by you, son, but I wish you'd tell me." "And you?" "Alright, I'll round 'em up for you, but..." "Then do so." "Say, son, you ain't gonna do anything..." "Well, come on, Pat, let's shoot the peace." "And of all the cockeyed ideas..." "I'll have to strike suddenly and all at one time." "Say, at 7:00." "Yes, and you'll have to work fast." "Say, what was that story... about the guy who cut off their heads?" "Ah, a lot of hooey to me." "You don't suppose that..." "No, of course not." "But still..." "He's full of those Chinese ideas." "Oh, but he wouldn't." "Now, don't worry, Pat." "I suppose it's alright." "Now, don't worry, I tell you." "Don't worry." "But do you suppose he's really got... the sword of that Chinese guy?" "Pack up, boys." "We're moving." "Pete, take 'em all." "On your feet, mugs." "You're going for a ride." "Hey, boys." "Ed, take care of 'em." "Alright, you boys, the mayor's giving a party... and you're all invited!" "We're in for it!" "Must be a parade." "Hello, Gil." "Just have time for a cup of coffee." "No, you haven't." "Come on!" "I got a perfect alibi." "Come on, Eddie." "Gonna take a little ride." "Wait a minute, Merv." " Come on." " What's it all about?" "Search me." "Just got orders to run you all in." "10 cents for the shoe shine, please, boss." "Oh, yes." "Yes, of course." "OK!" "I don't belong to this gang!" "Come on, Joey." "You're pinched." "Huh?" "What for?" "Search me." "Mayor's orders." "Oh, give me a chance to get my hair cut." "Come on." "Never mind the..." "What the...?" "!" "Say, youse ain't got nothin' on me!" "Well, put something on and come along." "Now, wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "You want me to come clean, don't you?" "Hey, stop that!" "Listen here, where are we going?" "What's the idea?" "Hey, why the ice wagon?" "We haven't got enough patrols for this roundup." "Hey!" "By the way, you can't hold us!" "I tell you, I don't know... anything more about it than you do." "What kind of a joint is this?" "What are you doing, holding a convention, Jake?" "Bah." "I guess they moved the jail to Chinatown." "Hey, mister, I don't belong to this here gang." "Hey!" "Come on!" "What are you fighting for, you sap?" "They can't hold us." "Oh, what are we gonna do, play a game or something?" "Yeah." "The idea of this game is "Try and get out."" " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah!" "Some of Mad Cobb's little playmates, huh?" "Yeah." "Sort of a Chinese chain gang." "Must be a sightseeing'tour of Chinatown." "Oh, Jake!" "Boy, what a mob." "How's it coming?" "Right on schedule." "Ain't missed a one." " Got 'em all in the cellar?" " Yeah." " Disarmed?" " Yeah." " Where's the mayor?" " Down with 'em." " What's he doing?" " I don't know!" "Well, why don't you find out?" "He won't let me down." "He won't even talk to me." "Pat, we never should have let him do this." "Don't I know it." "Listen, Jake, you're me boss." "Give me the word and I'll call it off." "I can't, Pat." "I can't call it off now." "Promised the darn fool I'd stick with him." "And I've gotta stick." "What an idiot I've turned out to be." "Well, I'm off to get Morgan." "Yeah." "What's the idea of bringing us down here for?" "No time for riddles." "Come on." "Say, I know this joint." "That Chink friend of the mayor." "Say, Mayo, what are you trying to pull around here?" " What's your gag?" " My gag?" "It ain't mine, brother." "Ask the mayor." "Where is he?" "Down the cellar with every crook in Stockport." "Say, he can't get away with this!" "He's... he's gone nuts!" "That's just what I'm afraid of." "You mean..." "He keeps jabbering about bandits in China." "And now he won't talk to nobody but them Chinks in the cellar." "Is that big Chink with the sword down there?" "It's full of Chinks." "Come on, Strozzi, down the cellar." " I won't go!" " Come on." "You can't do this to me, I tell ya!" "I'll..." "I'll phone Morgan!" "You won't have to." "He'll be here." "You... you pinched Morgan?" "!" "What's he saying?" "Who do you think I am, a Chink?" "Go on, get down there." "Alright, alright, I'm going!" "Hey, listen, Cobb..." "What are you trying to get away with..." "What's the idea of this Chink stuff, you mug?" "What did you tell that guy?" "Hey, wait a minute." "You gorillas can't muscle me around like this." "Let go of me!" "Morgan'll have youse deported!" "Ow!" "This is an outrage." "I'm going to see the district attorney." "He's r-right over t-there." "Ha ha!" "Why, you can't hold me, Shigley." "I'll be out of here in a half hour... on a writ of habeas corpus." "You know that." "Maybe, but you'll have to write it in Chinese." "Bah!" "What's the matter with you, Mayo?" "You losing your mind?" "That's just what I'm doing." "Well, you better find it and you better find it right away." "If I only knew what that guy was gonna do down that cellar." "Pat!" "That story..." "Do you remember?" "The Chink that cut off their heads!" "The very sword." "Holy cats!" "Hey, you!" "Let me go!" "I gotta stop it!" "Let me go, I tell you!" "L-l-look!" "Let me go you, fool!" "Let me go!" "I've gotta go down that cellar!" "Boy, what a razor!" "Cobby!" "Cobby!" "Cobby!" "Heavens, man, what are you doing?" "Mr. Mayo, I requested you remain upstairs." "But, Cobby, that sword..." "Cobby, will you stop that business and listen to me?" "Now you're going too far, son, you're going..." "Son, you gotta lay off this stuff!" "You don't know what you're doing!" "The chief." " Morgan?" " The big chief." "Nice little show, Cobb." "Go right ahead." "Mister, I don't belong to this here gang." "Call it off, Cobby, please!" "What good will it do you?" "Do me?" "Well, I'm not thinking of myself." "I'm destroyed." "Of course, that's of little importance." "It is important however that the rulership of this city... must not revert to these gangsters and racketeers." "That's why I'm going to destroy them." "If your enemy force you over the edge of the cliff... death is sweeter if you leap with his body in your arms." "Ling Po." "If you're just trying to scare 'em, Mr. Cobb... it's no use." "This bunch is too wise." "Scare them?" "Gentlemen, I'm not trying to frighten you." "I'm simply offering you information." "You're all aware of the political frame-ups... the corruption, the many crimes... that have gone unpunished in this city." "If any of you are guilty... or know who is guilty of these crimes... you may confess." "If you do not care to confess... you will be executed." "I failed to accomplish anything with your American methods... therefore I'm going to adopt the ancient Chinese system." "You mean cut off their heads?" "!" "I will now give you... two minutes to decide whether you wish... to sign a written confession." "The choice is yours." "Prison or the next world." "In any event, Stockport will be rid of you... as it will be rid of me." "Aw, nuts." "I guess we're supposed to be scared or somethin'." "Oh, it's a lot of hooey." "Don't you think?" "Sure." "He's only kidding." "Boy, I hope he's only k-k-kidding." "You know, that guy's just screwy enough to do it." "I beg your pardon... but I said I don't belong to this here gang." "Cobby, you can't do this!" "That Chink stuff don't go here!" "You're not in China!" "You... you..." "Will you stop grinding that sword?" "!" "Silence, please!" "Stop him, Jake!" "Cobby, listen to me!" "You can't do this!" "Cobby, you've got to listen to me!" "Let..." "let me go, you fool!" "Let go of me, I tell ya!" "Cobby!" "Cobby!" "Please, Cobby!" "Cobby, this means the electric chair!" "Aw, stop him, Ed!" "You're a rotten actor, Jake." "Mr. Cobb!" "Mr. Cobb!" "Will you please listen to me?" "!" "Please!" "Mr. Cobb!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "Why pick on me?" "Hey, let's go in turns!" "He was here before me!" "O-oh, I w-was not." "Go on." "What's that for?" "What are you scared of, you fool?" "It's only a bluff." "I know it's only a bluff... but why didn't they pick someone else first?" "Say, listen, old fella, my doctor says..." "I ain't supposed to have any excitement." "I got liver trouble." "Hey, you ain't really gonna do this!" "Don't do that, please!" "Save me, somebody!" "Don't do it!" "Aah!" "He's done it." "Ohh!" "Cobby!" "You can't do this!" "Cobby!" "Cobby, you got to listen to me!" "Mr. Morgan, your hat, please." "Thank you." "Would you care to loosen your collar?" "Ow!" "Ohhh..." "Ohh!" "I don't belong to this gang!" "Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "Take them Chinks away!" "Take them away, I tell ya!" "I'll talk!" "I'll talk!" "Oh, you wish to confess?" "Yes, yes, anything!" "Don't cut off my head!" "Don't!" "Do you know anything about those securities... found in my safety deposit box?" "Yeah!" "Morgan done it!" "It was a frame-up!" "He done it, I tell you!" "I'll talk!" "Only take 'em away!" "Take them away!" "Hey, Cobby!" "Get that in writing!" "Will you sign a confession to that effect?" "Yes, yes!" "I'll sign!" "I'll sign!" "Anything!" "Hey, Cobby!" "Cobby!" "Cobby!" "Let me loose!" "Let me loose!" "How did..." "By golly, son, this clears you!" "Mr. Strozzi, if there's any crimes of your own... that you wish to confess, don't hesitate to do so." "Pardon me, sir." "Would you care to confess?" "Will you... will you call off these Chinks?" "You'll be unarmed." "Alright." "I did it." "You did what?" "I bumped him off." "You bumped whom off what?" "Sid Bacon." "You know?" "You know?" "!" "Ohh, of course." "Would you be good enough to put that in writing?" "Why, sure." "Sure I will." "Sure!" "Yeah!" "I won't talk!" "No?" "No!" "Um, Mr. Moriarity, I'd appreciate it... if you'd give me a full account of the corruption... in the public offices during Mr. Morgan's administration." "How do you spell murder?" "Huh?" "Just say you bumped him off." "I'll talk." "I c-c-conf-f-f..." "Write it." "S-s-sure!" "Ha ha ha!" ""Dear Mr. Cobb..."" "By this most unusual method... he obtained confessions of guilt... of every unsolved crime of recent years." "Attaboy, China!" "He has not only vindicated himself... but purged the city of countless criminals... and completely smashed the corrupt political machine... of former Mayor Morgan." "Yes?" "It is I, Miss Pet!" "Oh, you." "What do you want?" "I have an important statement to make." "Well, what is it?" "Won't you please come to the door?" "Uh, I can't." "I'm dressing." "Miss Pet, you remember that I recently... proposed marriage to you and later retracted that proposal." "I now wish to retract that retraction." "Say, will you make up your mind?" "It is made up, Miss Pet." "I want to ask..." "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "This time you'll put it in writing." "It's pretty good rice." "I am happy you like it." "That was a great stunt you pulled, Wangy old boy." " It was darn clever." " Yes." "Of course, you never fooled me for a minute." "Oh, no, of course not." "But the boys sure fell for it, the saps." "Ha ha ha!" "Mr. And Mrs. Cobb, sir." "What?" "Well, a cordial greeting, my worthy friends." "Say, you didn't marry him?" "I didn't, huh?" "You think that's painted on there?" "Well, I'll be." "Where is he?" "He's telephoning the office." "He'll be right in." "May I offer you my humble felicitations?" "Thanks, Mr. Wang." "We just dropped in to say good-bye." "We're leaving for China tomorrow." "You're what?" "!" "You tell him." "Say, Pet, he can't do that!" "Why not?" "It's his idea." "So... he wants to go back to China." "Say, you young idiot!" "I beg your pardon?" "You can't walk out on this job!" "What do you want to go back to China for?" "China?" "Well, I'm not sure that I do." "Say, will you two get together on this?" "Why, Ezekiel, dear, didn't you convince me... that your duty... our duty..." "lies in China?" "Well, I did think..." "Oh, and after filling me with all those beautiful ideals." "Oh, well, I'll get a divorce!" "Well, now, Miss Pet..." "We're going to China." "Now, I don't want to be rude, but we're not going to China." "We're going to China." "We're not going to China." "We're going to China." "We're not going to China!" "Holy cats!" "What do they need of me in China?" "This city needs a missionary more than China ever did!" "I have work to do in Stockport." "I can clean up this town." "I can't clean up China." "You could try." "Even though defeat be inevitable." "After all, should the lark cease singing... because winter was come?" "Ling Po." "Now you quote me one." "Heh." "Alright, I will." "About that lark you mentioned." "After all, should the lark bring worms to the seagulls... when the baby larks are starving in her own nest?" "Ezekiel Cobb." "Subtitles corrected resynced ♪♪by [email protected] Orig. uploader napisy.org"
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"Hey, hey!" "What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "Watching TV." "Oh, yeah?" "Me, too." "Hey, hey, hey!" "What's your problem?" "!" "I was watching Lord of the Rings." "Again?" "Come on." "If you insist on living in a fantasy world, can you at least do it in someone else's house?" "Because that would be my fantasy." "(bleep) you." "Hey, hey, hey, what did you say?" "Nothing, I didn't say anything." "I heard what you said." "Well, then, why'd you ask me?" "Hey, listen, I'm still the father, okay?" "And you can't talk to me that way." "All right?" "I better never hear you curse me again or you're gonna have a big problem." "What are you gonna do?" "Take the remote away from while I'm trying to watch TV?" "And stop trying to get in the last word when you're going up the stairs!" "Fine." "I said stop it!" "You know that son of yours just cursed at me?" "Wow, you actually stopped yelling at Larry long enough for him to swear at you?" "Hey, you know, when I was a kid," "I never would have talked to my father that way." "I did it behind his back as a sign of respect." "Well, what did you do to him?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Well, just that he's a pretty sweet-natured kid." "You must have done something to piss him off." "Come on, Dave, can't you just try to get along?" "For your information, Vicky, I was trying." "I sat down with him to watch TV, we talked about The Lord of the Rings, which he loves so much, and then, out of nowhere, he opens his big mouth and curses at me." "Huh." "I mean, what kind of (bleep) is that?" "Bill, bill, porn, bill..." "Porn." "It's my Girls Gone Crazy DVD." "I've been waiting for this thing for weeks." "I'm so happy I, I could..." "Hey." "Where are you guys going?" "Oh, I promised the kids I'd take them out for Chinese." "You want to come?" "Wow." "First, my Girls Gone Crazy DVD arrives, then a minute later, Vicky and the kids want to leave the house?" "This is a sign from above." "God wants me to watch this DVD right now." "Oh, oh, no, I'm not feeling good." "You guys go ahead without me." "Honey, what's wrong?" "I just feel a little queasy." "I don't feel like eating." "I'm just going to, you know, hop in bed and take my clothes off." "Honey, I could always just order in, and I'll stay home and take care of you." "Oh, no, that's okay, I'm gonna take care of myself." "I'll be fine, sweetie." "Okay, but we'll miss you." "All right." "It won't be the same without that awkward silence after you tell the waitress, "Me hungry long time."" "Have fun." "I've got the house all to myself and my Girls Gone Crazy DVD." "I'm Jewish, but I finally know what Christmas morning feels like." "Hey, that girl in the pink bikini, that.." "that looks like..." "Oh, my God!" "Hillary?" "Hey, where are you going?" "I got to go talk to Jeff." "What?" "I thought you were sick." "Oh, I'm sick, all right, plenty sick." "$19.95 plus shipping and handling for this DVD, and now I can't even bring myself to look at it." "No, I'm feeling a lot better." "Oh, good." "Yeah." "Yeah, and you, You, you stop taking your clothes off, you." "Hey, um, can I talk to you?" "Okay, sure." "So, I'm going to the Flaming Lips concert this Saturday with some really cool sophomores." "Yeah." "They must be cool if they want to hang out with you." "Well, um, anyway, I might have told them that I could, um..." "get them some "X."" ""X" as in ecstasy?" "No, Hillary, the award-winning biopic by Spike Lee." "Anyway, you know, I was hoping maybe you can get some for me?" "You kidding me?" "You're in ninth grade." "You're way too young to be messing with stuff like that." "Okay, how old were you the first time you tried anything?" "Me?" "Yeah." "I was... n't" "I wasn't any age, and I'm not hooking you up with drugs, because I don't know any drug dealers, because I don't do drugs." "Okay, forget it, all right?" "I'll ask someone else." "Look, Hillary," "I'm so high from that stuff I got from that stranger, I can fly!" "No!" "Oh." "Oh." "If only someone had stopped him from trying drugs in the first place." "Another classic case of a sister not looking out for her younger brother." "Hey, uh, you know what?" "Maybe I can hook you up." "All right, cool." "Relax, I'm not going to actually buy him drugs, but I am buying some time." "Wow, what is this strange feeling?" "I..." "I think it's, uh, responsibility." "There, that one right there, the one with the pink bikini in the back." "Is that Hillary or not?" "Why are you asking me?" "Why don't you just ask Vicky?" "Because it might not even be her." "And if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not discuss my porn-viewing habits with my wife." "Then why don't you just ask Hillary?" "Because if it's all the same to you," "I'd rather not discuss my porn-viewing habits with my teenaged daughter." "Why not?" "It's not like this is the '50s." "Kids know what's up." "Daddy, have you seen my..." "Ew!" "Gross!" "Oh, no, no, no, sweetie, you don't understand." "Your dad and I, we're just looking for my daughter." "You're disgusting!" "Mom...!" "I can't believe you cursed out your dad." "I can't, either." "I'm just, I'm sick of him always dumping on me." "Haven't you ever kept your feelings bottled up for so long that eventually they just came out?" "Not yet." "Well, at least I got to say it to him once." "Of course, if I say it again, he'll probably kill me." "You think I'm a..." ""funny" idiot?" "I should shoot you in the "funny" head, you "funny" "fun"-face!" "This is hilarious." "They just replaced all the curse words with "funny,"" "like no one knows what they really mean." "Apparently, the FCC thinks people can't stand to hear those words on TV even though in real life, people use..." "the "F" word all the time." "Well, at least the FCC doesn't threaten to knock your head off if you ever curse at them." "Hey." "I just thought of a way to mess with my dad, and he won't know what the "fun" hit him." "Hey, what's going on, you guys?" "We're almost out of chocolate-chocolate chip." "Really?" "I got an idea--why don't you run out and get some but then never come back?" "You know what?" "Love you, Dad." "See what I did?" "Instead of saying (bleep), I said "love" right to his face." "I showed him." "Thanks, Larry, that's always nice to hear." "I love you, too." "What do you think you're doing?" "Geez, you scared me." "Don't you knock?" "Mom, can you get in here, please?" "!" "What?" "What's wrong?" "Dad's touching my bikinis." "Okay, calm down, Hillary." "I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation as to why your father is touching your bikinis." "Dave, please tell me there's a rational explanation for this." "Yes, there is, yes, there absolutely is." "I'm trying to see if Hillary was one of the girls in a Girls Gone Crazy DVD by matching up her bikini." "Oh, you see?" "I knew there was a perfectly rational..." "Wait, what?" "Wait!" "You were in a Girls Gone Crazy DVD?" "Of course not." "Why would you even think that?" "Because you were in Florida during Spring Break, and the girl in the movie looks just like you." "Honey, she had the flu." "She never left your parents' condo." "Yeah, you know, I might have gone a little crazy, but it's only because Nana kept yelling at me to "eat something, dahling."" "Right, right, right, you threw up the whole week." "Right, right." "Okay, cool, so we're good." "Uh, no, I'm good, you're disgusting." "Why are you watching those videos?" "Oh, I have to watch them to make sure you're not in any of them." "It's my responsibility as a concerned father." "And, besides, anyone could have made the mistake." "My friend Jeff thought it looked like you, too." "You watch videos of naked girls with Jeff?" "He's a concerned father, too." "It takes a village, you know." "Where exactly is this village?" "Bangkok?" "I can't believe that you actually watch girls my age taking their clothes off." "For your information, they're not your age." "They happen to be college girls." "I'm going to college next year." "They're, what, uh, six months older than me?" "Oh, she makes a good point." "You are such a perv." "Yes, another good point." "Honey, the next time there's an issue with one of our kids, would you mind coming to me instead of Jeff?" "You know, you could have just shown me the video." "Oh, please, how many times have I asked you to watch porn with me?" "You always say "no."" "Well, I think I would've wanted to watch it if I knew my daughter was in it." "Oh, and I'm the perv?" "Hey, what are you doing with all the porn?" "Oh, let me guess." "Jeff's coming over?" "No." "I'm throwing it all out, Vicky." "I'm never ever, ever buying any more ever again." "Porno industry goes belly-up and not in the way they're used to." "Story at 11:00." "Come on, what are you really doing?" "Alphabetizing?" "No, I'm facing reality, Vicky." "I mean, Hillary was right." "I'm a degenerate." "You're just now realizing that?" "I figured that out the first time I saw your "Home of the Whopper" underwear, and you asked me to hold the pickle." "This isn't funny, Vicky." "You know, I need to cut out the dirty, perverted, disgusting animal part of myself." "But then there'll be nothing left." "Just like a dot." "A Dave dot." "Why are you mocking me when I'm being serious, huh?" "I mean, you see this girl on the cover of I Like to be Slapped?" "She has a father, Vicky." "And I don't think he'd be too happy to know that she likes to be slapped, even under fictional circumstances." "So, all this is about the Hillary thing?" "Yes." "I mean, these girls in these magazines aren't Hillary, but they could be." "It's time for me to grow up and start acting like a real father and not like the ones in this video doing the hot nun." "Wow." "What do you know?" "Pornography actually brought a family closer together." "Well, I'm really impressed, Dave." "I know this can't be easy for you." "Yeah." "A lot of milestones in this box." "Look at this." "Hustler's first black chick." "Says it's a great day for civil rights." "Well, I think it's great you're trying to be a better father for Hillary." "I hope it rubs off on you and Larry." "Are you two getting along any better?" "Yeah, he and I are fine." "In fact, he just told me he loved me." "Aw..." "Third time today." "You got the "X" for me?" "That's so cool." "Where'd you get it from?" "From this bottle of Midol." "I can't tell you that, dude, but trust me, it's really good stuff." "It's extra strength." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You are the best sister ever." "Uh-uh-uh-uh." "Not so fast." "These hits are 20 bucks each." "Seriously?" "What, do you think they're free?" "I didn't just pull them out of the medicine cabinet, you know." "Why, Dave?" "Why would anyone give all these up?" "Because, you know, I'm trying to become a better person and a better father, you know." "Well, I'm not." "Thank you." "Thank you, Dave." "Daddy, is it okay if I..." "Ew!" "Mom!" "Hey, what's going on?" "What are you two doing?" "We're just playing this really cool computer simulation game, where you get to interact with thousands of people in a virtual world." "You can earn virtual money and buy virtual property." "Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about this game." "I heard it's so realistic that you guys can't get dates there either." "You know what?" "Love you, Dad!" "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "Love you." "Wait, wait, wait a minute." "You're saying you love me, but, uh..." "I don't think that's what you actually meant." "Well, you're a loving genius, aren't you?" "Hey, I know what you're doing there." "And I told you, no more cursing at me." "I didn't curse." "Kenny, di-did you hear any cursing?" "No, I didn't hear any curse word." "All right, well, next time you tell me you love me," "I'm going to throw you out of this house." "Okay, fine, foot you." "Hey!" "And that goes for "feet", too." "I'm not going to have you talk to me like that, Larry." "You understand?" "I'm your father, and you're going to respect me." "Wh-What about the way you talked to me?" "You're always saying, "Larry, you're stupid." "You're a geek, you're a freak show."" "Yeah, well, those are terms of endearment." "Not to me, they're not!" "Well, at least I don't curse at you." "All right, if I'm critical at you, it's out of love." "You said "love."" "Out of love?" "That's a laugh." "You want me to respect you?" "Well, maybe I will, when you start respecting me." "Me, I'm disrespectful?" "You know, don't be a moron." "But there, you just did it again." "You know, forget I said anything." "Forget it." "I'm just gonna make myself a new virtual dad." "One that will build me up and encourage me and make me feel like I'm someone special." "Don't worry, he won't really do that." "We don't have enough points saved up." "This is great." "Hillary thinks I'm a perv." "Larry thinks I'm a jerk." "So much for being a better dad." "Oh, well, at least I don't have any problems with Mike." "That must be some kind of super Ecstasy because I'm still flying." "Really?" "Plus, you know, those muscle cramps that I've been getting?" "They're totally gone." "Yeah?" "It also helps with bloating." "Anyway, listen, if you ever want to do this again, and I don't think you should then promise me that you'll get it from me, understand?" "I dig, okay?" "I did." "Thanks, Hill." "Oh, hey, by the way," "Whatever you do, don't let Mom and Dad see you, 'cause you look totally wasted." "I'm home." "I'm going to bed." "Good night." "Bu-Bu-Bu-But get back here." "I want to hear about the concert." "Hey, what's up with you?" "Why are you acting so weird?" "Okay, maintain, maintain." "You can do this." "They don't know what's going on." "Just stay cool." "I'm on drugs!" "What?" "!" "I took Ecstasy at the concert." "I'm freakin' high as a kite right now!" "Oh, my God, Dave!" "What the hell's the matter with you?" "You taking drugs now?" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?" "I feel horrible, I let you down, and I'm sick to my stomach and I'm totally out of control." "Okay, this is gross, all right?" "And I will never, ever take drugs again." "Okay?" "I swear." "I swear." "I swear." "That's right, you'll never take drugs again, 'cause you're never leaving your room again!" "Who gave you the Ecstasy?" "Tell me his name right now, because I swear to God," "I'm gonna break his head." "Tell me who did it." "Okay, all right, well, you know," "I'm not gonna tell you because I'm not a nark." "It was Hillary!" "All right, you got 30 seconds to tell us why you gave your baby brother drugs before we have you arrested." "All right, calm down, Dave." "We're not going to have you arrested." "We're just gonna kill you." "Will you calm down?" "For your information, I happen to be a hero." "Yeah, you turned your brother to a druggie." "We should throw a parade in your honor!" "You know what?" "I didn't give Mike Ecstasy." "He asked me for some, but I only gave him Midol so that he won't go to someone else." "Are you telling me the truth?" "Yes, I swear." "He just thinks he's high." "That's not what you act like when you're on Ecstasy." "From what I've heard." "You are lucky that it turned out okay this time, young lady, but let me remind you." "You are not the parent, you don't get to make these kind of decisions." "Yeah, the next time something like this is going on, you come to us." "Giving your brother fake drugs." "I mean, what kind of message is that sending?" "Oh, like-like you never come home from a party with bloodshot eyes totally reeking?" "Wh-What's she saying?" "That I'm setting a bad example?" "Don't ask me, bro." "I'm baked." "Hey, you know what might take the edge off?" "A private screening of The Devil Wears Nada, huh?" "Starring Meryl Streep." "Oh, my God, I..." "I'm pathetic." "Damn right you are, you freakin' freak show." "And I don't mean that as a term of endearment." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Just thinking about what a crappy job I've done raising our kids." "What?" "Come on." "No, no, no, it's true." "You know, all these years, I worried that I won't have an impact on their lives." "Well, I've had an impact." "A terrible impact." "What are you talking about?" "I-I-I'm a horrible person, Vicky." "And as much as I've tried to hide it, you know, the real me has seeped out and destroyed our kids." "Ah, of course, Mike wants to do drugs." "I've done drugs, and of course Larry doesn't respect me." "I treat him like crap." "And honestly I'm really surprised that Hillary isn't a Girls Gone Crazy girl, considering the amount of porn I've hidden in this house." "You mean poorly hidden?" "Exactly." "I can't even do that right." "I blew it." "You know, I blew it." "I'm the worst father in the world." "No, you're not." "That father in the DVD doing the hot nun, he's the worst father in the world." "Come on, I'm kidding." "If you're such a crappy father, then how come you have a daughter who would look after her little brother the way she did?" "I don't know." "And what about Mike?" "He felt so guilty about disappointing us, he confessed to doing drugs the first chance he got, and he swore he'd never do them again." "That's true." "Yeah." "And as far as Larry is concerned," "I mean, how long have you been on him about growing a pair?" "Long time." "Yeah, well, I'd say he finally grew 'em." "Because let me tell you something." "Standing up to you and telling you off to your face takes guts." "I know." "I do it every day." "You know what?" "You're right!" "They are good kids, and I guess good kids just don't happen." "So, I guess that means, you know," "I'm a pretty decent father." "Absolutely, honey." "Mmm..." "And considering that I am such a good father," "I think it's only fair that I have a responsible amount of adult material in the house." "Don't you think so, sweetie?" "I don't really think you need that." "Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!" "Wives Gone Crazy!" "Oh, wait a minute." "I just had a good business idea." "Let me get the camcorder." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "Okay, ha, ha, ha, ha!" "Where is it?" "Where is what?" "Dad's stash, Larry." "You're bogarting all the porn." "Wh-What are you talking about?" "I haven't checked anything out of the library since Barely Legally Blonde, and I returned that." "Yeah, but it's all gone." "I mean, I've looked in all of his hiding places." "In his underwear drawer?" "Yes." "In his nightstand?" "Yes." "In his grandfather's old tallis bag?" "Yes, yes, yes." "He must have tossed it all." "Wh-Wh-Why would he do that?" "Un-Unless he's, he's trying to get back at me for having cursed at him." "Had I known he was going to do that," "I would have never told him that I loved him." "You know, it's not fair." "He's got actual experiences to draw on." "That stuff was all I had to live for especially now that I've quit drugs."
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"Saroo." "Saroo." "Guddu?" "My Saroo?" "Guddu!" "Saroo, Saroo..." "Guddu?" "Guddu?" "Guddu?" "Guddu?" "Guddu?" "Saroo." "Thank you." "Come closer.." "Saroo!" "Saroo!" "Saroo!" "LOST" "Saroo..." "Saroo..." "Fork." "Fork." "Yes good." "Knife." "Knife." "Good." "Spoon." "Spoon." "Salt." "Salt." "Very good." "Payper!" " Pepper." " Pepper." "Okay, okay." "HOBART, AUSTRALIA" "Thank you." "Saroo." "Hello, I'm Swarmina." "Oh hello." "I'm John, this is Sue." "Hello there." "Hello." "Here this is for you." "Good on the plane?" "Eh, good?" "Sue..." " This is..." " Mummy and..." "Dad." "And we're so happy to meet you." "A boat." "Amazing." "Gently... gently..." "This is where you live." "Down there, that's the living room." "Television." "Do you know what a television is?" "Pictures." "Water." "Water." "You can open it." "Do you want me to cut it up for him?" "Payper!" "What was it?" "Payper!" "Yes, pepper." "That's right and..." "Sauce!" "Sauce?" " Salt." " Salt." "Very good." "Hi." "So, you've come a long way, haven't you?" "Hmm?" "Little one." "I'm sure it hasn't been easy." "One day you will tell me all about it." "You'll tell me everything." "Who you are, everything." "I'll always listen." "Always." "Stay, yeah yeah..." "Yeah, that's... that's it." " Go easy on me, yeah?" " Yeah." "Okay mate." " Mum..." "Daddy..." " Pay attention." "Here he comes!" "Come on mate!" "She's out!" "Oh my gosh!" "How did you do this to me?" "All right." "Dad, mum, Saroo..." "Mantosh." "Yes." "Yeah." "Hello again!" "Aw, Saroo, my goodness, look at you!" "Hi." "Oh my gosh, we've been so excited!" "This is Mantosh." "Hi." "Hey Man..." "This is Saroo." "I'm Sue..." "This is Saroo, your brother." " And John..." " Hello mate!" "Show, show Mantosh what you've done." "He did a picture, Yeah..." " It's been a long flight?" " Yes, Yes, Yes." "You must be hungry." "We're going to get something to eat." "Would you..." "like to join us?" "Oh alright, Ok that would be nice." "Stop, stop, stop, stop..." "No no no, It's alright." "I know it's Okay." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" " Come on..." " I know I know..." " No no no." " Hey mate." " It's okay, Man..." " Just play with your toys." "No, no, no, don't hit mate." "Don't hit yourself." "No no no.." "Not your head.." "Not your head." " Come on" " You're right, you're right..." "It's okay." "Come on, it's okay Man." "Look, there's a boat." "It's better now." "I'm okay." "Hey!" "I'm all right ." "... this one." " We're gonna miss you." " Yeah." "It's only Melbourne." "Who is across the water?" "Saroo..." "Our beautiful boy!" "May this bring you all that you could wish for." "Yeah, and then some." "Thanks mum." "Thanks dad." "From the moment you came into our lives..." " Mum..." " No no no, let me finish." "From the moment you came into our lives..." "You were all that we could have hoped for." "More, more than we hoped for, really." "And, er, more work, that's for sure." "You really embraced every opportunity." "We're very proud of you, son." "Very proud and very excited with this next chapter in your life." " To success!" " Excuse me guys?" "Are you still waiting on someone?" "Or can I take this plate away?" " Yeah, you can take it away." " No no no, you can leave it." "No, take it." "I'd like to keep it." "Thank you." "You don't really think he will turn up, do you?" "No, just leave it, son." "That's a nice one." " Yeah it's a good one." " This one's a local one." "Mantosh?" "Yeah..." "Sorry, I didn't meet lunch." "What's that course again?" "Hotel Management." "So you're going when to do what?" "Manage a hotel!" "Well... have fun!" "Any bills you need to pay?" "You can give us a job when you come back." "Please could you not do anything while I'm away?" "Yeah Yeah that's going to make mum more unhappy than you already do." "Mate..." "Why do you think I stay away?" "We see ourselves as United Nations of hospitality schools." "And we'd like to think we teach a global and balanced perspective." "You're here because you have a dream." "We're here to help make that dream a reality." "Yeah and I saw firsthand how the hospitality industry can really bring infrastructure to communities that need it." "But I also saw a lot of problems that they cause, which is why community groups need to be, involved every step of the way, and they need to be taken seriously." "And?" "I guess I want to help facilitate that and help give them a voice." "Saroo." "I want to run hotels, so I put all the profits into my pocket." "Well, let me ask and start with where you are from?" "Shall we?" "So, born in Australia?" "Yeah No, er..." "Calcutta." "I've got family in Calcutta." "My cousins are quite..." "Which part?" "I'm adopted." "I'm not really Indian." "But you like cricket though, right?" "Ah, you like cricket..." "You go for the Aussies or the Indians?" "Only the Aussies, mate!" "Only the Aussies, mate!" "This is going to be interesting." "Okay, Saroo..." "Why did you choose this course?" "What else do you want to get out of it?" "Hi, Hey!" " Welcome." " Come in." "Come in." "Hi!" "Hi, how are you?" "Do you guys like Indian food?" "That's all we have." "That's all we have." " It smells so great." " I tried to copy from someone..." "You've ever done Bollywood dance?" " Oh, just like, one leg." " Yeah, one leg..." "Where I grew up, I say flashlight." "What do you say?" " Lampo de poche." " Lampo de poche?" " Lampo de poche." " Flashlight is er...(Indian word)" "What do you say?" "Torch." "If you want to eat with your hands, you need to use the naan, like a spoon." " Use a fork." " No, let him use the naan." "So how do you say taxi?" " Taxi." " Taxi." "It is the same in every language." "Do you want a fork, Saroo?" "Yeah!" "He's like my father." " You want another beer?" " Yes please, thank you." "Guddu, I want some jalebi." "Hello..." "You okay?" "Saroo?" "I'm not from Calcutta." "I'm lost." "Howrah station is enormous, you must have been freaking out." "I once went through there on a pilgrimage to Puri, and I missed my connection twice." "And you didn't speak Bengali?" "I didn't even know it was called that." " How long were you on the train?" " A couple of days." "A couple of days?" "Saroo, what was your hometown again?" "Ganestlay." "I must have had it wrong because it doesn't exist." "But there must be something else that you do remember." "The platform..." "I fell asleep on, there's a big rain tank." "It was only a few stops from Ganestlay." "There are thousands of stations with rain tanks." "Okay, it was a long time ago." "Have you heard of this new program, Google Earth?" "It's incredible, you can find any place from anywhere." "Listen to me, we can find out how fast passenger trains went back then." "We take that speed, multiply by the hours that you were on the train." "That's it!" "We create a search radius." "And inside there, you will find the station with the rain tank." "Yeah, but it will take a lifetime to search all the stations in India." "Did I say all the stations?" "Ok, even half the stations.." "Really guys, I don't want to talk about this." "Did your parents try to find you?" " What?" " They tried to find him." "No I just mean like, if they tried to find him, maybe they left like a paper trail." "What paper trail?" " He didn't know his surname." " My mum couldn't read or write." "What does she do?" "A labourer, she carried rocks." "Your mum?" "My mom died about four years ago now." "I'm sorry." "My dad is still so angry at her." "Not for getting sick, obviously... but just for refusing chemo." "But she just knew herself, you know?" "She knew what her terms were and she knew how she wanted to live, so..." "Just couldn't accept that, I guess." "And how do you feel?" "I miss her." "And what do you think of Bharat's search radius idea?" "What was that?" "Is that your dance?" "Is that how you dance?" "Oh, God!" "Hey." "You can't keep going on like this." "Let me help you." "Let's go for a run." "What?" "Lucy!" "Come here." "Hold on." "Got a cramp." "You lied!" "You cheat." "I never show anybody this." "Okay, they're beautiful." "I do enjoy it." "My little hobby." " Oh wow, look at Mantosh!" " Uh huh." "I'm so glad he's coming tonight." "Cheeky little thing." "Pure energy." "But incredible." "So sweet!" "He's been hard to control, but... very, very smart... and very..." "I mean, he could do anything if he just learned to control that energy." "He could do it, and do it all." "Saroo is very protective of him." "I've been blessed." "Very blessed." "Your mom showed me all your old little trophies." "Mum, you didn't." "I didn't know you were so athletic." "That's only half of them." "There's plenty more in the garage." "Hey, where you going, mate?" "Finishing my smoke." "I can barely get him off the couch these days." " Lucy!" "Why can't you just tell them what you've been up to?" " Don't!" "Tell us." "They will understand and they will support you." "What?" "Come on." "Hey, um, dinner!" "Better eat it, while it's hot." " You hungry?" " Yeah." "What?" "What have I missed?" "Nothing." " She looks upset." " She's not upset!" "You and I are leaving." "Saroo knows everything." " He's an expert." " Uh oh!" "He's a manager." "Why are you here?" "He's here because he's your brother." "No, he's not." " We're different." " Hey, now now, Saroo!" "Saroo..." "All right." "It's all right." "Hey hey, no no..." "It's all right, It's all right..." "Stop!" "Don't move." "It's okay." "Nice one, mate." "It's okay mate, It's okay, just breathe, mate." "Just breathe..." "I hate what he's done to you." "I'm sorry." "Saroo!" "Saroo." "Saroo!" "Hey!" "Hey..." "Kiss me." " Stop, please." " Hey!" "Look at me." "Look at me!" " Can this wait?" " Where are you?" "Can this wait 'til we get home?" " Yah?" " Home?" "What home?" "You mean, where I'm alone in one room and you're alone in another room?" "Come on." "Stop, Luce." "Stop it." "Come on." "Please." "Saroo!" "You need to face reality!" "What do you mean?" "Reality?" "You have any idea what it's like knowing my real brother and mother spend everyday of their lives looking for me?" "How every day my real brother screams my name!" "Can you imagine the pain they must be in for not knowing where I am?" "25 years, Luce." "25!" "Why didn't you tell me that's was happening for you?" "And we swung about in our privileged lives." "It makes me sick." "I have to find home." "They need to know, okay?" "I've never stopped you." "I want to help." "I can't do this anymore." "You deserve more." "Don't you do that!" "Don't you dare do that!" "This is on you, not on me." "Saroo, you there, mate?" "It's One Day International (cricket) tomorrow." "You can come over if you like?" "I meant to tell you, I fixed the tiller." "Why don't we take her out?" "We can head up the coast?" "Hey, Saroo..." "Mate, your mum's not, um, look, we've lost track of Mantosh, he's missing again." "You know how worried she gets." "We know you quit your job, mate." "Just worried about you, son." "I've been visiting her." "Every night I walk those streets home." "Home from the dam." "Home from the station." "I know now every single step of the way." "And I imagine that I'm whispering in her ear..." "I'm here, it's alright." "What was she like?" "Beautiful." "How was New York?" "It's the same." "So, what brings you back?" "My funding came through." "It's great!" "See..." "They know how good you are." "I miss you." "I saw your mom." "She's not doing very well." "I'm worried, it would kill her if she knew I was searching." "You underestimate her." "She needs you." "What?" "What if you do find home and they're not even there?" "And you never stop and keep searching?" "And you don't know what happens over time, things change, and entire worlds change." "I don't have a choice." "Stay." "I can't." "John heard Mantosh is out on the boats." "Doing a lobster run." "He's due back tomorrow." "So he'll be flushed with cash, back on the hard stuff." "I'm sorry you couldn't have your own kids." "What are you saying?" "We..." "We weren't blank pages, were we?" "Like your own would have been." "You weren't just adopting us but our past as well." " I feel like, we're killing you." " I could have had kids." "What?" "We chose not to have kids." "We wanted the two of you." "That's what we wanted." "We wanted the two of you in our lives." "That's what we chose." "That's one of the reasons, I fell in love with your dad." "Because we both felt, as if the world has enough people in it." "Have a child, couldn't guarantee it will make anything better." "But to take a child that's suffering like you boys were." "Give you a chance in the world." "That's something." "I bet you never imagined it being this hard." "It's not a matter of hard." "It's not a mat..." "There's only one path for me." "And, that's how I think." "That's how this happened because..." "When I was 12," "I had a vision." "Some people would say, it was a breakdown." "But it..." "My dad was an alcoholic." "You know that, and he was like he wasn't a good man." "He was out of control when I was..." "I was standing at the back of the house." "I was looking out across this field." "And I just wanted the earth to swallow me up." "And I..." "I felt an electric current, it was like a shock, like a jolt through my whole body." "And then I saw..." "A brown skinned child across that field." "And he was standing beside me." "And it was right there and I could feel it so strongly." "And for the first time in my life I felt something good..." "I felt good." "And I knew it was guiding me." "And I knew that I was going to be fine." "It was, as if, that moment I could see my future, right there!" "Because I always thought that I could keep this family together." "And now..." "Now I don't know." "Where..." " Mum..." " What's happening?" "I don't understand." "You don't talk to me any more." "I need you, Saroo." "Mantosh!" "Sorry for what I said at dinner." "Ganesh Talai..." "Ganesh Talai." "Ganestlay!" "I found home!" "What?" "Please wait for me." "I'm here." "So this is where you've been." "I don't want you to feel, I was ungrateful." "There wasn't a day, I didn't want to tell you." "Saroo." "I really hope she's there." "She needs to see how beautiful you are!" "Hi, I used to live here." "I...used to..." "Can I help?" "That's me." "I'm Saroo." "I used to live here." " You lived here?" " Yes I used to live here." "I'm looking for Guddu, Kallu, Shekila." "My mother." "Come." "Come where?" "Come with me." "Just come." "Saroo?" "Mum." "Saroo?" "Saroo..." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Yes, the watermelon." "Tarabuja!" "Yes, tarabuja!" "Guddu?" "Where is Guddu?" "Where is he?" "Guddu is no more." "He is with God." "Shekila." "Shekila?" "Shekila?" "She's so big!" "It's me, Saroo." "Beautiful." "Hi, mum." "I know you will be sound asleep." "I just want to say that I'm safe." "I'm safe and the questions have been answered." "There are no more dead-ends." "I found my mother, and she thanks you both for raising me." "She understands that you are my family." "She's... happy, just knowing I'm alive." "I found her, but that doesn't change who you are." "I love you mum... so much." "And you, Dad." "And Mantosh." "Saroo!"
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"Nice one, Turhan!" "What kind of men are you?" "How about keeping the guys marked?" "Never heard of tripping either?" "Stick to the guys!" "Mark!" "Mark!" " Haco." "Haco!" "Pass the ball, damn it!" " Stop it." "Let us play." "Run!" "Run!" "Shut up or I'll choke you!" "Run yourself if you know how." " I never even touched the guy." " Quiet!" "Shut up!" " Where are your manners?" "Loser!" " What is this?" "Grown men like you!" " Beyto, watch your mouth!" " He called me names." "He acts more like a kid the older he gets." " You scored one goal." " What's with this hooligan act?" "Where's Beyto, the Herculean Kurd?" "Just accept you lost." "Come on, chief." "Be the ref as you were in the game." " That Beyto's being tricky, right?" " My chief days are ancient history." "Who's going to listen to a has-been policeman?" "That Beyto's up to all kinds of stuff to get out of paying the bill tonight." "Why the hell should we pay?" "The game isn't even finished." "I see Chief Superintendent Mahmut standing there in front of me." "He goes "You know where Ali Osman is?" I say I have no idea." ""You do." "You know," he goes." "I'm thinking, "Oh God, he's laughing. " And I go, "Right, I do know. "" "You know what he started on about?" "Shoes." "Don't wreck the story, damn it!" "I'm just getting there." "He always has to wreck the conversation." "But I know the story." "So you know it." "Ok." "Just shut up." "So I had to say I'd seen him, right?" "Then the Superint goes, "If you see Ali Osman again tell him I'm expecting him down at the station. "" "I say, "Yes, sir!" and all that." "And he says "Before I forget tell him to wear shoes two sizes too big. "" "Meaning?" "He was planning to give Osman the bastinado treatment." "That's why he insisted on big shoes." " So Ali Osman, did you go?" " Of course he went." "I did go." "But he didn't lay a finger on me." "He just said, "Looks like you have guts." "He had some fatherly advice for me." ""Drop the streetwise antics. " he said." ""Guys like you end up in jail or in grave." "Turn around while you can. "" "Right." "Most of our guys have died either by the blade or by the bullet." " We've done well to make it this far." " Thank God." "Exactly." "Let's count our blessings." "This week it's your turn, Ali Osman." "We who have decided to die of natural causes..." "Ali Osman." "We who have decided to die of natural causes drink to those friends who have gone the way of the bullet." "Cheers!" " Same time next week." "Good night." " See you then." "Good night." " Fight again and count me out." " As if we really care." "You're coming with me." "We're going in opposite directions." "I'll take a taxi." "Look, come on." "We have the same discussion every week." "Get in." "I say we set you up with a car that doesn't guzzle petrol." "And we'll find a fellow to put behind the wheel, huh?" "Not that story again." "I'm telling you, it's a stone's throw from my house to the football ground." "But not having a car doesn't fit the Ali Osman image." "I noticed at the hamam you're wandering about naked again." "Right." "I haven't carried a gun for years, don't you know that?" " Enemies don't go away." "Be careful." " I know they don't." "They're all dead and buried." "Come for coffee tomorrow morning." "We can play draughts." "I'm at the ground in the morning." "It's down-and-outs day." "You can still come." "Go there later." "Since when did down-and-outs run away?" "Fine, OK." "You never give up when you get something into your head." "There you go." "Just look at this place!" "What's this dirty shirt doing here?" "The whole place is a pigsty." "That's what happens without a woman around." "There!" "And the fridge is bare." "What am I supposed to cook today?" "Get your own house in order before trying to feed the world." "Don't run away from me!" "What's been going on in the kitchen?" "There's nothing to eat." "I gave the extra to the neighbours." "It would only have gone off." "Are you out of your mind?" "Go off?" "!" "I only just bought the stuff!" "Stop grouching and make me a coffee." "I thought you'd given up smoking." "No coffee for you!" "Miserable old cow." "Is the coffee on its way?" "I ordered it, right?" "It's on its way." "Is the coffee on its way?" " I just told you, didn't I?" " Told me what?" "You keep saying the same thing without even realising." "Last night you forgot what you were saying." "Come on now." "Let's see a doctor." "I'm not senile." "Everyone forgets things." "That's how it started with my mother Forgetting things, that kind of stuff." "First we put it down to old age." "Then things got out of hand." "Remember the time she called me her father." "I had to pretend as if I am the father of my own mother." "Then one day she lit the stove to do some cooking" "Forgot the pan was on the heat and almost burned the house down." " OK." "I get the point." "I'm fine." " No, you're not." " Yes, I am." " No you are not." "With a friend I've known so many years, I think I can tell." "Shh..." "I'm aware of what's happening." "Shut up!" "The bad thing is there's no cure for dementia." "Look, I've had a good life, Haco." "Yes, it's painful forgetting things, not recognising people." "You end up as the laughing stock." "The point is to be able to say goodbye without being a burden on anyone." "If our religion had allowed, one bullet in the head and you'd be done with it" "Hey, come on." "What's got into you, bullets and that stuff?" "See a doctor first." "Maybe it's simple forgetfulness." "It happens to all of us." "Is the coffee on its way?" "You're asking for a real curse." "Please, Cemil." "Don't do this to us!" "What do I care, jerks." "You haven't paid for two weeks." "This pitch doesn't come for free." "Let's see the readies first." " The what?" " The money, idiot!" "We'll pay next week." "I swear we will." "Look, there's all these guys waiting." "Not the same story again?" "OK." "Go and play then." " But don't forget to pay next time." " Thanks, old boy." " Cut the brown-nosing." " Let's go, guys." "How can I keep things together here if you do that all the time?" "Get in line like you're supposed to." " Here, cheer yourself up." " Thanks." " You get yourself a shave." " Thanks" "Can we talk through that issue together?" "What was the problem?" "You know, we made a deal over the fruit store." "Oh, that business." "I've thought about it." "You're in the wrong with this." "The man has a family to look after." "You can't throw him outjust like that." "You must give him another two months." "If he still can't pay you by then, come and see me again." " OK, Bro." "Whatever you say." " Thanks, Osman." "What's with the face?" " We're in the red again." " Why's that?" " I have no idea." " Is it your job to know or mine?" "OK, but is it me who lets those bums use the pitch for free or you?" "The clubhouse revenues are a given." "Our take from gambling is a given." "But if you take pity on everyone and dish out money like you do the thing's bound to end in tears." "It's like the Red Crescent here." "It was my father's last request." "That I should look after the poor." "My father took care of the poor even when he was in jail." "He fed them and gave them coal in winter." "Things will carry on this way as long as I'm around." "You can do what you like once I'm gone." "Hey!" "Play properly you fool." "You Thugs!" "Didn't I say no swearing?" "Didn't I tell you to behave here?" "Watch it, or I'll throw you out." "Bro, there's a call for you." "Ali Osman speaking." "She's dying." "What do you call this, Sürmeli?" "Why didn't you tell me before?" "She didn't want me to I called without asking." "She made me swear on the Koran not to call." " No, not here." "Not like this." " What are you doing, Bro?" "Not in this hospital." "We'll move her somewhere decent." "There are doctors I know too." "Don't you understand, Ali Osman Bro?" "It's too late now." "It's over now." "Afet Abla..." "She's living out her last hours." "Bro, she's woken up." "Ali Osman!" "How..." "Did you find out?" "Ah, Sürmeli!" "You haven't... changed at all." "Neither have you, Afet." "Why... are you looking at me like that?" "I'm mad at you." "How many years has it been?" "Twenty?" "Twenty-five?" "You haven't been in touch once." "I've hunted high and low for you." "Just when I thought I'd found you you melted away again, damn it!" "How's your wife?" "Dead." "It's been years now." "And your lovely... son?" "Him too." "He caught some incurable illness." "God... rest his soul." "Oh dear..." "Children..." "They do nothing but make you suffer." "Did you... marry again later?" "I was done with affairs of the heart twenty-five years ago." "Come closer." "Now that you're here..." "Telling... you... this is so hard." "Is it true what I just heard?" "Teoman, we're OK for whisky but the vodka's running low." "I'll take care of it." "Is that OK?" "Hey, Bahadýr." "I'm talking to you." " Look." "Is it straight?" " It's fine." " Don't, babe!" " Well hey, aren't you shy." " The guy's watching for God's sake." " Come on, girls." "Move your butts." "But we already bust our butts." "There's nothing left to move." "Look, Teoman." "Are we barmaids, are we labourers, or what?" "We want a raise!" "We want a raise!" "There's to be no complaining, no raises." "Who messes around, I'll catch right away." "This track really makes me ill." "He's gone." "Now come here." "Don't, babe." "Look, he'll be watching on screen." "It's shameful!" "Murat!" " Is your name Murat?" " Yes." "Is your mother's name Afet?" " Why are you asking?" " Is it or isn't it?" "Yes." "I've come here because..." "Your mother's very ill." "Well actually, she's on her deathbed." "She wants to see you one last time." "Where's the loser?" "Where's that loser Teoman?" " Don't move." "Let's see your hands." " There you go, my hands." "Trying to take the piss, flatnose?" "Get this all of you." "Devran, the boss, is taking over this bar." "That loser Teoman is going to sign the place over to the boss." "If he doesn't we will burn down the place." "Is that clear?" "Got that, Teoman, you loser?" "As for you, Karaca Abla..." "The boss sends you special greetings." "He'll be seeing you both soon." "Bro, are you OK?" " Yes, fine." " Bro, what was that about?" "This place is mobster town." "The guy's been on my back for ages" "He harasses me, wants protection money." "He nags about Karaca." "I'd have beaten them all up except I felt sorry for the losers." "I guess I should get this patched up." "Come and help me, girl." "You didn't piss your pants, did you?" "I'll come with you." "What do these guys want from you?" "It's got nothing to do with you." "Why did my mother send you here?" "How do you know her?" "She doesn't have anyone else." "Tell her my mother's been dead for years." "Don't do this." "It's her dying wish." "The woman wants to see her son." "Why are you sticking your nose into this?" "Who are you to turn up here, tell me what to do?" " And bang on about my mother..." " Your father." "What?" "I'm your father." "I only just found out." " Who told you?" " Your mother." "So now I have a father to deal with." "Look, old man..." "I've been on my own since I was 16." "Just me." "No mother, no father." "I don't care if a father turns up at this point" "Now do me a favour and get lost." "Don't do this, kid." "See your mother." "You'll only regret it later." "Still, if you need anything, this is my phone number." "Well where's she been all this time?" " She's that bad then." " There's no hope at all." "What did you say the boy's name was?" "Murat." "Oh God!" "It's unreal." "That's all fine, but why didn't the woman tell you?" "She just didn't." "It's beyond belief!" "It's notjust a pack of lies, is it?" "Afet wouldn't lie." "I'm in shock." "Really..." "After all these years just look at the hand of God." "I mean, he takes one son away and gives you another." "If you ask me, God has other plans for Ali Osman." "I've done so much wrong." "The blood on my hands still hasn't dried." "God was bound o punish me for that." "Circumstances were different then." "That's why we did what we did." "What is sin about it?" "God doesn't do circumstances." "He just gives you your punishment." "Look, he took my wife and son from me." "I saw none of my relatives to keep them clear of the vendetta." "I was completely alone." "And now the only person I ever really loved is dying." "On the way here, you know, I forgot the name of this area." "If it weren't for the cab driver I'd have been in trouble." "This forgetfulness is getting the better of me, Haco." "Yes, God has given me another son." "But that same God says I'll forget who the boy is." "You will look at his face but don't recognize him." "That's how I'm paying for all the lives I've taken." "This, I have to pay." " You should go to your mother." " Forget it." "OK, but why didn't she say who your father was all this time?" "The subject was taboo at home." "I tried to find out often enough." "I had fights about it but she wouldn't say a word." "Anyway, I didn't know my father as someone else until I was 12." "It's going to end in tears for you" "I don't know when I'll be back." "Don't worry." "I'm prepared." "I have money." "Have a rest now." "No, I'm fine." "This tea will wake me up." "I'll go off for a smoke then." " Why did he give you that stuff?" " How do I know?" "Karaca!" "OK, he'd give me some every now and then." " Are you seeing Devran?" " No." "Yes." "I mean, only for this." "You told me you'd quit that stuff." "You promised!" " I don't do it." "Hardly ever." " What do you give him for it?" "What do you mean?" "You don't pay money for it so what do you give him in return?" "Loser!" "You pig." "You get stuff from that mafioso and still swear at me!" "Go away!" "Get out of this place!" "No." "I don't want to go." "I'm going to quit this stuff." "Look, I'm tossing this out." "I'll quit." "I can't be without you." "I love you." "Look, you're the reason I haven't gone back to Germany." "I only sing your songs." "Get away." "That white stuff wrecks you." "It destroys you" "That Devran's the same." "How many times have I told you?" "You're a good kid." "Kid?" "You speak a German Turkish again" "I'm not a German Turk." "I was here till I was 18, idiot." "Don't talk." "Love me." "Murat should have been here." "He buried his mother long ago." "Why didn't Afet tell me?" " Tell you what?" " That I had a son." "How could she?" "You were married." "How could she break up the family?" " Is there too much treble?" " A bit." "You carry on." "I'll fix it." "We've lost your mother, darling." "How did Mum know I work here?" "How did she track me down?" "She never did lose track of you." "She always kept an eye on you." "Your mother left you this." "Your Dad's address is on the envelope." "His number's there too." "Either go there, or call him but make sure you contact him." "However much you disown us..." "Who was that?" "Uncle Birol." "A close friend of my mum" "Well?" "My mother is dead." " What kind of soup is that?" " Lentil." "I want some." "Cemil have me some soup sent over." "What does it remind you of?" "What?" "Lentil soup." "What does it remind you?" "Nothing." "The night you trashed those guys and took me to the soup place, huh?" " What night was that, Sürmeli?" " God!" "How could you forget?" "I was set upon by some punks right?" "You know, one night in Beyoðlu." "The mugging." "You arrived in the nick of time and beat the shit out of those dogs." "All alone." "I honestly don't remember." "True, it was 30 years or so ago." "But it wasn't a night you'd forget." "Come on!" "How do you expect me to remember something 30 years ago?" "Ali Osman saved my life, Cemil." "I was surrounded by these punks." "They wanted my money plus you can guess what else." "Suddenly he appeared out of nowhere like a flash of lightning." "Anyway, I said I was hungry and you took me to the soup place." "We had lentil soup." "So for me, lentils are beyond special, Cemil." "OK, enough." "Can you leave it now?" "No I can't." "Now Cemil, not meaning to boast but I was awfully popular once." "I had this effeminate thing." "Although my father was from Konya..." "One of the bigwigs." "A respected man." "But I won't go on." "Osman rescued me from the street, and made me Afet's assistant." "Afet was the most famous singer about at the time." "So it's all thanks to Osman." "OK, Sürmeli." "Stop!" "It's 30 years ago" " What's going on with the Arab?" " He wants more time, Bro." " He didn't pay?" " No." "He's pushed for cash right now." "Give him a bullet in the knee." "So you see, Cemil Abi, lentils mean big things to me." "I'm never having lentil soup again thanks to you." " Osman Brother!" " What is it?" " There's someone to see you." " Who?" "Condolences to us both." "My mother left me a letter." "She wrote to say you're my father." " Really?" " Yes." "I guess this ring is yours." "You gave it to her." "That's what she says in the letter." "That's right." "And she left it to me." "In the letter, she says you didn't know what happened." "I guess she didn't tell you she was pregnant." "Anyway when I was 12 I found out I was born illegitimately." "I learned to live like one" "I haven't had a home since I was 16." "Take this ring." "I don't want it." "I don't want to hear anything more about you or my mother." "I don't even want to know where my mother's buried." "Look, young man." "In my world, you respect your elders and love yourjuniors." "You can't speak about the dead like that." "Especially, never about your mother." "Get out of here before I cause an accident." "I don't want to see you!" "Come here." "I don't want any." "Yes, you do." "Your eyes say so." "Are you going to listen to me?" "Look, let me show you something." "Like it?" "Yes." "Listen to me." "Things like this wreck my image but..." "But that's love for you." " So let's see yours then." " Don't!" "We said we'd be together for the rest of our lives, didn't we?" "That was before you started beating me." "You used me." "You had me carry drugs." "You made me a drugs courier." "You were a crap singer in Germany." "I made something of you." "I'm still a singer." "Get your hands off me!" "OK, there you go." "That bar will be yours." "You can sing all you like." "Keep your bars." "I'm not interested." "Just don't touch Murat." "That's all." "No deal." "Him and his earrings." "I'll have the queen wearing dresses." "You call that loser a man?" "Being a man isn't about having men behind you..." "It's definitely not about penis size." "Even if it was, you can't compare with him." "You're way behind him." "Teoman." "Listen:" "That bar's not opening tonight." "It's not opening till I say so!" "Shut up!" " Abi, you forgot this." " Thanks." " What is it?" " A camera." "He's always watching out for you." "Cemil's a great guy." "He played for Turkey, you know." "But that's life, drugs, alcohol, gambling..." "I picked up the pieces from hospital." "Stop giving yourself stress." "What he said was so objectionable." "How could he be so arrogant?" "He almost got a slap round the face." "For 12 years that boy thought he had a weird creature like me for a father." "He realized in the end what I was and his mother had to explain the whole thing." "Wait, let me take a photo of you." "God!" "What's with the photography thing." "The other night, Afet's dying and you're taking photos." "Quiet!" "Keep still" "I'm taking these so I umm..." "So I remember." "Remember what?" "Everything." "Everyone I know." "I think, I've got some horrible illness." "God forbid!" "What kind of talk is that?" " Good night, Sürmeli." " Good night, Osman Abi." "I told you to shut down this place but you didn't." "You'll face the consequences then." "Let's go." "Help." "Help." "Karaca." "Can you hear me?" "Is she alive?" "Breathing?" "I don't know" "OK!" "You can't come in." "Wait here." "Take the bag." "It's the girl's, right?" "How's the sister?" "They're operating on her." "It was an accident." "The bullet went to the wrong address." "The boss has punished the jerk responsible" "Things like that happen sometimes." "Actually, you and Teoman were the targets" "We've settled scores with Teoman." " Is he dead?" " Yes." "Actually, you're dead too." "But you don't know it yet." " Go if you like." " Go where?" "To the police." "I know, what you're thinking." "You're thinking, "If I shout for help, will they come running?" Right?" "But take it from me, the police can't help you." "Hear my words." "If you pack up your stuff and clear out of here tonight the boss will let you off the hook." "I'm going now." "I'll be back in a while." "If I find you here I'll put a bullet in your head, right in front of the police." "Yes?" "Which hospital?" "I'll be right there." "Hello?" "Cemil?" "It's me, Ali Osman." "Get over here fast." "And come prepared." " What are you doing up at this hour?" " I couldn't sleep." "Where are you off to?" " The boy's in trouble." " What's happened to my Murat?" "Don't panic." "I'll handle it." "He's got himself in trouble again, hasn't he?" "I'm coming too." " Stay right where you are." " At least tell me what he's done!" "They've trashed the place." " They had it planned." " It must be about protection money." "Hello there, chief superintendent." "Could we have a word?" "Who are those guys, chief?" "Why did you give them the tape?" "Don't ask, don't learn, don't know." "OK?" "Damn it!" "God damn the losers!" "Want to be sent out east?" "Or to Diyarbakýr?" "Tomorrow?" "Huh?" "I don't." "So get this into your head." "There was no tape." "They forgot to load it." "The camera saw nothing." "OK?" "Try and find eyewitnesses if you can." " Are we going to nail Devran?" " Where's the evidence?" "Two, three..." "Is it serious, doctor?" " Who are you?" " Her friend." " Where's her family?" " Is her life in danger?" "How is she?" " Who are you?" " Answer the boy, doctor." " You..." " Answer him!" "The bullet went straight through her abdominal cavity." "There's no damage to the spleen or kidneys." "She'll make a quick recovery." "Have you given statements to the police?" "What time is it?" " Four in the morning" " Where are we?" " At the shipyard, boss." " What am I doing?" " Working." " Yes." "Working like a dog." "And you?" "You called and I came." "It should have been "You work and I just piss around. "" "You should have said, "I'm busy landing you in trouble. "" "I just had a call from the police." "You busted a bar and trashed the place." "It was purely business, boss." "When the owner got lippy..." " You decided to kill a few guys?" " No, the thing was this..." "What kind of guy are you?" "There's this massive deal coming up." "And you threaten the whole thing for some silly bar." "Don't you see?" "The police are after you." "The media's running riot." "What kind of a trap is that?" "Look, this operation is huge." "You're the only guy handling the Istanbul end." "You know what that means?" "You realise what a break this is?" "Afghanistan waits to hear when to ship" " When's that happening?" " Why are you asking?" " What's it to you?" " No, I mean so I'm prepared." "Be prepared every second." "But I guess this job isn't for you." "No, please." "Come on." "You're too irresponsible!" "So tell me." "Should I drop you?" "You want me to send you back to the street?" "Go back to bag-snatching with your mob to selling drugs outside schools." "Maybe this job is a few sizes too big for you." "Did I overrate you?" "Did I misread the look in your eye?" "Now are you in this or not?" "Get back." "Get back." "Don't crowd me out!" "Wait." "It's OK." "It's me." "Take it easy, Sleep." "Have they finished operating yet?" "You don't know?" "So what if the police are there?" "Bring her and I'll set up a hospital at home." "Yes, chief?" "I'll be right there." "You're all I needed." " How did you get in here with guns?" " What guns?" "We don't carry guns." "Suppose they'd laid into you..." "Did they try?" "Hello, boss." "Come here, man of action." "What have you been up to?" "What am I supposed to have done?" "Wrecked the whole bar, killed the owner." "The place is packed with casualties." "Like a slaughterhouse." "It wasn't supposed to be like that." "Selim's guy killed Teoman." "You fag." "Don't lie to me." " You killed him." " No, I didn't." "That's lies." "Want to take a look?" " What's that?" " A movie." "'How Devran Killed Teoman'." "That's what it's called." "Idiot." "Before lying to me again, find out if the place you busted has CCTV." "Don't you check out where you're going first?" "Are we supposed to clean up your mess the whole time?" "What if I hadn't had that call?" "What if you'd been put inside?" "Was I supposed to tell the boss, "Sorry, our snitch's inside..." ""So we can't find out the time or place of the operation. "" "Look, if you carry on like this the boss will reveal your identity and your life will end on some trash heap." " Were there any eyewitnesses?" " No." " Lf there were, they'd never talk." " Now go and get me some info." " The tape?" "Can I have it?" " Don't worry." "It'll be in safe hands." "That's what you said about the photos." "Get the info that'll take me to the boss and they're all yours." "We don't want the front entrance." "Let's find the back entrance." "There'd have been a big scene in there." "The guys were armed." "We couldn't fight in front of the police." "Who the hell are these guys?" "No idea." "But they're from the same scene." "I've seen one of them in Teoman's bar before." "Knock them all off if you have to." "Trash the hospital and get the girl." "And find out who they are." "Why aren't we going to the police?" "If the guys bring off an armed raid with the police about it means they bank on something." "The degree of guts isn't a good sign." "At times like this, it's best to disappear without being seen." "What if it's dangerous to move her?" "Let's not do the wrong thing here." "If you want to hand her over to those guys, we can turn around." "No, I mean, it's just Karaca isn't in great shape." "Don't worry." "Do these guys know where you live?" " I guess so." "Yes." " You have anywhere to go?" "Well..." "No." "Into a taxi." " Hope the patient's better soon." " Come on, let's go!" "Get moving!" " Fine but where are we going?" " Get moving first." "Then we'll say." "Hello, doctor." "It's Ali Osman." "Yes, it's me." "Look, I'm sorry." "I've woken you up." "But it's an emergency." "These hospitals are a waste of time." " We're talking an injury." " Is it serious?" "No, nothing life-threatening." "It's been dressed and so on." "Come prepared all the same." "You know that shelter of ours." "Right." "Exactly." "Do I get to know where this house is too?" "Are you back?" "Help!" "Thief!" "Do you know whose house you're robbing?" "Oh shut up, woman!" "Did you ever see a thief rob a house in underpants?" "Oh my God!" "What's this?" "What's going on, Ali Osman?" "Quiet!" "You'll alarm the neighbours." "I was dying of worry." "Bring her here." "Stretch out her legs." "Put her down there." " Get out of their way." " Has something terrible happened?" "No, it's nothing!" "Stop making a fuss." "What did I tell you?" "You've wrecked my reputation!" "They walked off with my girl right in front of your noses!" "You losers!" "I'd put bullets in your heads." "Every one of you!" "Find me that guy!" "Find my girl." "Or I'll wipe out the lot of you." " So he's the girl's boyfriend?" " Aha." " Was his name Murat?" " Aha." "You're sure he's Ali Osman's whatsit?" " Aha." "His son." "Past history." " Keep your hands off, Cemil!" "I've taken out the drain tube." "The dressing's fine." "As the surgeon said, she just needs to rest." "I'm writing a prescription." "Here, young man." "Tea for the doctor." "Or ask him." "Maybe he wants coffee." "That won't do!" "Ask him to stay for breakfast!" " Lf you'll excuse me..." " But I made breakfast, doctor." "Next time, Atiye." "I have an army of patients waiting." "Well come on." "You sit down then." "Come on, Mr. Birol." "Call me Sürmeli like everyone else." "Why Sürmeli?" "It's what they call me in my circles." "I was born with kohl-rimmed eyes." "I'm going to give a statement." "Where did you suddenly get that idea?" "I'm going to give a statement." "Wait." "What's the hurry?" "Let's sit and think about it first." "There's nothing to think about." "Look at Karaca." "Teoman is dead." "The place is a bloodbath." "What more do you want?" "The bar was packed" "Let the police work it out with them." "It's not the time to be seen." "They could still be after the girl." "Can you get this prescription?" "The guy was like a father to me." "He never hurt anyone." "Is life really that cheap?" "How come they get away with it?" "Start right from the beginning, will you?" " Sorry?" " Last night..." "What happened..." "I was on stage with Karaca." "Teoman was at the bar." "Last night was different from normal." "The young crowd was just great." "Everyone was swaying to the music." "Then I felt this wind on my face." "I turned to the door." "These guys in black jackets were bearing down on us, with guns." "And suddenly the place became hell." "Help!" "Help." "Murat..." "Murat!" "Are you sure it was Devran, who fired?" "It all happened right in front of me." "It was Devran who killed Teoman." "He's the kind of psycho who can kill his own men without batting an eye." "Who is this man, chief?" "You know him?" "One of the new breed of thugs." "Organised crime, you know..." "It's the thing to be in these days." "Setting up a gang is kids' stuff." "He's one of the new lot." "He's fearless and will do anything to fast track his way to the top." " So try and keep clear of him." " The camera!" "What?" "The camera." "The bar has CCTV." "It'll have everything." "You found it?" "Yes." "But there was no tape inside." "How come?" "Teoman would never forget such a thing." "How about witnesses?" "The bar was packed out." "Everyone says that they didn't see who fired at who in that panic." "There's my testimony." "Won't that do?" "This is a murky business." "They'll produce false witnesses now." "False hitmen and all that." "They'll also be onto you." "Yourjob is to get out from under this thing in one piece." "We find our hands tied too." "We'll act on the basis of your statement but be careful" "Eat up, dear." "Come on now!" "Where's Murat?" "You're like a stuck record!" "We told you." "He's with his father." "Why isn't he here?" "There's a phone in my bag." "Can I get it?" "I will call Murat." "I swear to you he's OK." "Now, come on." "Try a little." "What are the tears for?" "Murat, where have you been?" "Don't worry." "I'm here." "I'm back." "Are you OK?" "Does it hurt?" " God, what happened?" "Are you OK?" " It's OK." "It's all over." "I'm fine." " It is all over." " And Teoman?" "Things aren't good." "Murat is about to land himself in serious trouble." "God forbid!" "No!" "Is it true, Cemil?" "The guys are bad." "Haco, it's Ali Osman." "We need to get together urgently." "Get the whole team along." "I'll explain when I get there." "I'm going out." "No one's to go anywhere." "What on earth is going on?" "So much action all of a sudden." " Mind your own business, Atiye." " Fine, OK." " You're OK, I hope, Bro" " Yes, thanks." "Things are OK." " How are you doing, sweetie?" " Welcome." " What's the weather like in there?" " Overcast." "But he said you should go right in." "What do you want?" "Business first, but I'll call later." "No, they're high-risk areas." "China is definitely out." "Credit?" "If you solve the cash problem, count me in." "Let's act fast and solve it fast." "No, I'm not interested in oil." "OK, we'll be in touch." "Careful with that." "Sharp knives cut the hand that holds them most." "You trashed a place because of a girl." "Her boyfriend has told the police it's you who killed the guy." "The girl vanished from the hospital" "Hey!" "You're fast, boss." "The bar has CCTV." "Did you know that?" "No." "A big mistake." "Incompetence." "But you're lucky" "They didn't use it that night." "So all the police have to go on is witnesses." "I'll hold up the statement being sent to the prosecutor's." "But you must tell the boy to withdraw the statement." "That's easy." "But first I must convince the guy who grabbed them." "Who's that?" "A retired gangster." "A guy called Ali Osman." " What did you say his name was?" " Ali Osman." " Ali Osman." "Are you sure?" " Yes." "I mean, it's like this." "My guys found the taxi they took." "From there we located the house." "We talked to the neighbours, too." "We'll be paying a visit." "If it's that Ali Osman, it's not good." "Not good at all." "Leave it to me for now." "Never come close to that house." "Just consider busting the place or snatching the girl and you're dead." "Leave things to me for now." " Who's this Ali Osman?" " You'll find out." " That's crazy." " Why?" "It's your idea that's bullshit." " Is that the issue right now?" " Lf Ali Osman says so, then yes." "They're a bunch of stray dogs for God's sake." "That's all." "Hang on, gentlemen." "Pipe down." "If everyone speaks all at once..." "What I don't get is this." "May Afet rest in peace." "And may God keep Murat healthy." "Get to the point." "Why the fuss about some punk we can dispatch just like that?" " Devran." " Whatever." "He's just some queen." " Why do you bother yourself..." " We're saying the same thing." "But you're not listening to me." "You can be so dumb sometimes." "I'm telling you, the guy isn'tjust hot air." "No one could kill so recklessly without someone powerful back up." "They bust the hospital." "I saw the helpless look on the superintendent's face." "We have to get the guy figured out." " Settar, you know your lines, right?" " Sure, Bro." "You say Teoman swore at your mother." "You only meant to scare him." "And you hit the friend by accident." "You'll have lawyers with you." "The boss won't forget this." "We will provide you stuff, too." "Show your loyalty to the boss." "OK, Abi." "Settar's taken on the job." "You ruined me, woman." "You destroyed me." "So I'm going to destroy you back." "Everyone around you will be destroyed." "We have whisky." "Bring some cognac and Vodka" " Come on dear, swallow!" " I can't." "Something's wrong with my throat." " You have a skirt here, don't you?" " In my bag." "How well do you know the man?" " Who?" " Him." "Ali Osman." "Your father." "Shame on you!" "No one's father is simply 'the man'." "What does he do?" "He doesn't strike me as the soundest kind of guy." "Well, he has an all-weather pitch with a clubhouse of sorts." " I know that." " What do you want to know?" "About his thing with my mother." "It was the romance of the century." "But it didn't work out." "He was married." "His business?" "He was the godfather of his day." "He had a casino, a cafe, and so on." " You mean a kind of Mafioso." " Never!" "Ali Osman hates suggestions like that." "He was simply Ali Osman." "He was an extraordinary man." "He set rules and they were the law." "He was a kind of Robin Hood then." "But your father was like no one else." "He was always helping the poor." "My mother?" "When she realised she was pregnant Ali Osman was in jail." "She didn't visit him before you were born." "So he wouldn't find out she was pregnant." " Your father" " Stop saying "your father"!" "They trample on me like a doormat." "But I don't talk." "And they lose it." "They start hosing me with water." "I get the water in my mouth and spew it at them like this." "Hello, Davut Abi." "Yes." "With Ali Osman?" "How does he know he's here?" "I'll give you a call back." " That was Davut." " The member of parliament?" "You know that businessman, Tufan Ahüska?" "Businessman?" "He's the mafia's main man." "He's known as the Big Boss." "He wants to see you." "I mean urgently." "You know him?" "I know his father." "We shared a cell." "We have some history with him." "Fine, but what's his hurry?" "What's going on?" "If he wants to talk, we'll talk." "Do we know where he is?" "You can't go alone." "We'll go together." "The guy's dodgy." "Don't forget the meatball day!" "One person's loss..." "I'm not getting involved." "You can explain to my wife." "What's with the long face, mister?" "You were like that as a boy too." "Whenever things didn't go your way..." "Is it so hard to say 'Dad'?" "Does it make any goddamn difference if I do or don't?" "I called you Dad for years and where did it get me?" "You tell me." "I shall." "I learned what lies were from you and my mother." "My past is a lie." "My ID card is a lie." "Anything I know is a lie." "Everything is one big lie." "A lie!" "Yes." "We lied to you." "Because we had no choice." "But was our love for you a lie?" "I rocked you on my legs." "I cradled you to sleep in my arms." "I wiped your bottom." "I taught you to swim." "I cried as you sang 'My Beautiful Mother'." "How could that be a lie?" "But when you found out what I was you were embarrassed by me." "The reason you ran away from home wasn't the lie about your father." "It wasn't a fake father you ran from." "You ran from a homosexual father." "And that's the lie you've been telling yourself." "I can't tell you how happy I am to see you all here while I was only expecting Ali Osman." "I grew up with stories about you." "Every one of you was a legend." "You know my father." "He was very much one of us." "Ali Osman and my father were very close." "He always said, how great Ali Osman was." "God rest his soul." "I'd like to get to the point if I may." "I thought it best to talk to Osman Abi face to face." "Now I have this out-of-control guy working for me." "This guy did something stupid." "A young lad witnessed the crime and told the police what he saw." "As far as I know, this lad is under Ali Osman's protection." "Now what I'm asking is; if the lad would withdraw his statement." "If our waster did time right now it would hamper certain deals." "And cause me serious losses." "Is that possible, I wonder?" "The lad you're talking about happens to be my son." "Really?" "I didn't know." "A decent man was killed." "The boy relayed what he saw." "I don't think we can help you." "God save your son." "You say you can't help me, but you have to." "We're talking very big investments here." "I'm not on my own either." "This is a multinational deal." "You have all chosen to go into business." "I want you to understand my position." "You wouldn't want anything happening to your investments either." "I've come straight to you with my problem." "So you are the father, a father's word is final." "He should listen to you." "So nothing unfortunate happens." "We don't want anyone else involved." "Or other people hurt unnecessarily." "The guy threatened all of us straight out." "That's why Devran is so reckless." "Didn't I tell you?" "He uses the guy in drugs or arms trafficking." "If he gets locked up, it'll get messy." "Turns out the boy is Ali Osman's son." "I think he understood my point." "He won't want to put his son at risk." "Then again, this is Ali Osman." "That's what my father used to say." "The others got the message anyway" "We can give them all a gentle rap on the knuckles, boss." " Hold on for now." "Leave Osman be." " I talked to some people today." " What people?" " That guy Devran's boss." " Devran has a boss?" " So it seems." " What did they want?" " For you to withdraw as a witness." " What did you say?" " I said I'd talk to you." " Well?" " I'm talking to you, aren't I?" " Never!" " Wait, don'tjust..." " I'd never even consider it." "Just listen, son." " No." "There's nothing to discuss." "Listen, will you!" "The guy killed Teoman Abi!" "Look at Karaca!" "Is he going to get away with it all?" "No." "But you don't know who you're up against." "The guys are dangerous and powerful as hell." "Do you want to get killed mysteriously?" " Let's not waste our breath." " Don't be so stubborn." "They wipe you out before you can get near a court." "You think they'd listen to you?" "Maybe they'd listen to you." "After all, you are ex-mafia." "What did you say?" "I said you're mafia." "You'd get along." "What do you think you're saying?" "Who told you I was mafia?" "I'm not mafia!" "I never have been!" "I never had police or politicans behind me" "I never sold drugs, arms or women." "I did everything on my own." "I fought to my enemies by myself." "I paid the price of everything I ever did." "Who the hell are you to..." "Who the hell are you to..." "Calm down, Osman Come with me, bro" "Atiye, call Cemil." "Tell him to come over fast." "Now sit down there." "OK." "It's over now." "Relax" "Wait." "I'll get you some water." "What happened there just like that?" " Your father's sick, son." " What's wrong with him?" "Dementia." "He suddenly gets stuck." "He doesn't recognise anyone." "It's like momentary dementia." "Then he returns to normal." "Here, bro" "Cemil." " Are you OK, bro." " Fine." " We were worried for a moment." " There's nothing to worry about." " Hello there, Necdet." " Hello" "You're fine, thank God" "I already told you I was." "Hello, Fikret." "No, if you feel umm..." "Don't go on, Cemil!" "Good winnings, all of you!" "No, when Sürmeli got in a flap..." "He kind of likes to blow things up." " His sort is like that, you know." " Welcome." "What's going on?" "First make us welcome and order our coffee" "What's up?" "Something happened." "The news isn't good." "We poked around a bit" " He has a dangerous background." " You mean the boss?" "The boss is a different story." "The real issue is something else." "The police are involved, right?" "But this is more than a simple police-underworld link." "No one wants to talk." "There's something that runs deep," "I mean..." "Be careful, Osman." "I'm getting bad vibes." " Is that Ali Osman?" " Yes." "It's Devran." "You know who I am?" " Yes." " How about we meet in the morning?" "Face to face." "Wherever you want." "Or I can come over to your place." " There, the father in you..." " Aren't you asleep yet?" "Sleep yourself if it's so easy." "Look at the adventures we've had." "My blood pressure's playing up again." "Besides, you know I'm a night owl." "The son of a gun's a real rebel." "A fighter." "He won't listen to advice." "I wonder who he takes after." "Nice place." "Does it make good money?" "Enough to keep me going." "What do you want?" "Hang on, old boy." "Let me catch my breath." "OK." "Fine." "Hand over the girl and your son gets to live." "That's all" "That's all?" "You know if war breaks out I'll wipe out the lot of you." "Hand over the girl and no one gets hurt." "You know the way things work." "Your gun's about to backfire, son." "Careful you don't shoot yourself." "Anyone worth his mettle knows the right way to behave." "When has it been OK to hand over people who play by the rules?" "You don't know me." "I left behind a trail of corpses." "I gave a lot of families grief." "I butchered scores of troublemakers without even batting an eye." "Their corpses rotted long ago." "Some of this is known." "Some of it isn't." "In the end, a few things happened and I laid down my gun." "For a long time now I've been living a quiet, trouble-free life." "But you know what?" "I'm sick." "The illness is, you forget" "You forget everyone, everything." "Everything you have in your head is wiped out." "You know what that means?" "I will, if you explain." "It means this." "If I killed you right here I know I wouldn't have the slightest conscience about it." "I will forget about my oath." "I will forget about you." "I'd never remember how I pressed my gun to your head how that miserable brain of yours spattered all over the place." "So, I don't have any oath problems." "If you lay a finger on my son, you know now what'll happen." "I want the girl." "Otherwise, I'll take her by force." "The guy's like a ticking time bomb." "Drugs have destroyed his brain." "There's no telling what he'll do." "He's desperate for the girl." "Obviously, nothing's going to stop him." "OK then." "You're going to my farmhouse." "The place will be kept under 24-hour surveillance." "If anything happens to me, take care of Murat and the girl." "They're both on their own without family." "Why are you making me wait here?" "It won't take long." "One of your men has confessed to killing the bar owner and injuring his friend." "He's turned himself in." "You're free to go now." "The inquiry's still ongoing so don't disappear." "What was with all the dirt and backstabbing?" "Thanks chief." "OK." "Take care of yourselves." "Don't leave me worrying." "I don't think they'll mess with you." "Still, you don't know where we are." "I wouldn't say a word if they hanged me." "You know me." "Keep safe now." "We're going to Ali Osman's place to get the girl." "You'll find everything you need." "I'll keep you updated with developments." "Anyway, tomorrow is Turhan's meatball day." "We'll work something out I hope." "Thanks, Haco." "Don't forget." "If anything happens to me..." "Nothing's going to happen to you." "Your son is a son of mine." "They'd have to flatten us before laying a finger on Murat." "What's with the pushing?" "You animal!" " Where are they?" " You missed them." "They've gone." "Some wannabe Mafioso bothered them." "Where are they?" "I don't know, Osman isn't such a fool as to say where he's going." "If I were you I wouldn't even ask." "Osman has some bad-boy friends." " Try messing with them, sweetie." " Good idea." "We'll do just that." "Keep the house covered." "Why didn't you do this before?" "Oh God, boss..." "Why do you have so many tattoos?" "I don't know." "I like tattoos." "You like earrings too, huh?" "Why?" "What's the harm in my earring?" "Aren't the kind of people who wear earrings, you know?" "What?" " You know..." "That sort." " Everyone wears earrings." "Why are you giving me a hard time about my tattoos and earring?" "Did you rebel like this with your mother?" "I did much worse." "I was a rebel too." "They'd bastinado me in jail to shut me up." "Hanging, electrodes, towels, ice..." "They tried every form of torture..." "But I didn't bat an eyelid." "I knew your mother would come." "My mother?" "Whicheverjail they sent me to she'd always turn up." "Summer, winter, rain or shine she'd be there to sing 'Gazelle Fawn'" " My wounds would suddenly heal." " I know that song." "It was our song." "So you've inherited your mother's gift for music." "Mum got me my first guitar." "I played my first songs on that guitar." "So you write music." "Good." "Not everyone can do that." "And school?" "I dropped out of university." "Media studies." "Qualifications are a must if you want to get anywhere." "If I'd had a decent education I might have been something else." " Why don't you go to the doctor?" " Why should I?" "For, you know..." "That amnesia thing." " A doctor wouldn't do any good." " How do you know?" "I just do." "You are so stubborn." "So you know everything." " I wish we could stay here forever." " Aha." " How's this thing going to end?" " I don't know." "How much longer can we keep running?" "I'm getting tired." "Get some sleep." "I can't sleep." "We have a patient at home" "Who won't eat or drink from the golden bowl" "What's that?" "The song Mum used to sing to get me to sleep." "My gazelle is sick." "My gazelle fawn." "Are you an angel, my gazelle fawn..." "What happened to the meatballs?" "Cool it." "They're on the way." " We're starving!" " OK, Haco." "They're coming." " Any chicken wings left?" " Yes, loads of them." " Hope they don't have bird flu!" " Don't make the boy cry." "Cheers then, son-in-law!" "They won't give my ball back, Gran!" "For heaven's sake say something, Haco!" "Behave yourself, son." " Or I'll belt you!" " OK, grandpa." "Come on, Haco!" "To those who have gone the way of the bullet!" "Sürmeli, we're fine." "Talk to Cemil and have him find you a place." "I don't feel comfortable." "But I've found the perfect place!" "Why would I go anywhere else?" "If they show up, I'll set Atiye on them." "She'll give them hell." "How's Atiye?" "She went muttering off to the shops." "She'll be gone the whole day now." "It's her affair but I reckon she's flirting with the Mukhtar." "If the money runs out, ask Cemil" "OK, I'm running low on battery." "We'll talk later." "Is it good news or bad?" "Did you come here to watch us, young man?" "What do you want?" "What's the problem?" "Are you making fun of us, loser?" "Hello?" "I can't hear you." "Beyto speaking." "What is it?" "Hello?" "Actually, I only wanted to ask a question." "That's all." "But I knew damn well you wouldn't answer that question." "For you I was just some regular thug." "You didn't know how powerful I was." "Who is Devran?" "How strong is he?" "How tough?" "What's he capable of?" "What's his striking distance?" "You had no idea." "But now you know." "Now you know me." "Now let me ask my question." "Where's Ali Osman?" "I have a friend with his ear to the ground." "But..." "Someone supposedly has a tape of the killing." "The tape that the police said didn't exist." "Someone's trying to cover up the killing?" " Then it means..." " Devran is working for the cops." "He's a mole." "Which is why his backside is covered." "We have seen all the tough guys come and go." "You think you'll get away with everything you've done?" "You don't know who you're dealing with." "But you know who you're dealing with now." "That bullets don't go through me." "I'm going now." "Talk amongst yourselves." "I'll call in an hour." "If you don't deliver, this time, I'll come with an army." "And it won't be your property that gets damaged." "We should also get a message to Ali Osman." "It must be something hard-hitting." "Who can deliver the message?" "This testimony thing spells trouble for you, Ali Osman." "Pull out." "It's notjust about testimony any more," "He wants the girl." "He's crazy about her." "Then you have to do what he asks." "I can't." "I can't give him the girl." "They've taken refuge with me." "I've never let down anyone who's taken refuge with me." "My son is in love with the girl." "No one has it in them to take her away." "My vine's in the pergola" "I am coming Atiye." "Just wait." "She'll give me hell again for interfering with her cooking." "You just love me, tough guy." "I can see." "You can't help visiting." "Osman isn't taking us too seriously." "So I want to send him a message through you." "If only I knew where he was." "Would you say if you knew?" "No." "We have ways of making you talk." "If you hacked me to pieces you wouldn't get a word out of me." "If we strung you up by your feet?" "Shove a stick?" "You'd be wasting your time." " Do you know why?" " Why?" "Because none of you has the balls I do." "I see, you have a deep thing going with him." "We're closer than father and son." "So I can rely on you to deliver my message" "Sure if I see him." "So what is this famous message?" "This is the message." "He should give us the girl or he'll end up like you." "Time's up." "So let me ask you." "Where's Ali Osman?" "Are you going to deliver him?" "Sürmeli!" "Give me a hand!" "I'm calling Haco, but I can't get through." "What Talat had to say is important." "Yes, Cemil?" "What?" "Who did it?" "How?" "What did you say?" "OK." "I'll call you back." "What's up?" "They've shot Sürmeli." "He's dead." " Who's shot him?" " Who do you think?" "These guys won't stop there." "They won't stop." "Let's go to the police, to the media." "We can'tjust hide like this." "How long can we keep on running?" "What did Sürmeli do to them, huh?" " Go and get Karaca." " What?" "Get Karaca right now." "Devran's found out where we are." " Who's on his way?" " Devran." "Run!" "Quick!" " Karaca!" "We're going." " Going where?" "Don't ask questions." "Move!" "Quick!" "They've taken the road." "The cars too." "The only place to go is the forest." " It's Devran, right?" " Right." " How did he find us?" " They're here." "Quick!" "They're making a run for the forest!" "Don't let them get into the forest!" "Watch out for the girl!" "If anything happens to her I'll blow you apart!" "Run to hell and I'll still be following!" "All the way to hell!" "Hand Karaca over!" " Three teas for us." " Three strong teas!" "The battery's dead." "Use this." "Are you OK?" "I am not." "I am tired of running." "I just want to sleep in a corner." "Get yourself together." "Devran's after us but we've shaken him off." "He found out where we were." "I don't know." "We're in urgent need of a place to stay." "It can't be a hotel." "Who?" "Our Muharrem?" "Ayþe, Hello." "Are they here yet?" "Welcome, Cemil Yes, they are." "Enjoy the spread." "Bro, what's going on?" " We'll talk later." "I'll explain." " Ayþe, get Cemil Abi some tea." "We've been a nuisance, Muharrem getting you up at the crack of dawn." "This house is really yours." "You think we'd forget what you did?" "OK, that's enough." " This coffee's cold." " Shall I order another?" "No." "It was just something to say." "The stock market's gone up." " That's good for you." " I switched into dollars long ago." " What the hell have we done?" " What did you say?" "Nothing." "Which of you did this?" " We talked among ourselves first." " It's a joint decision then, is it?" "When the guy said he wouldn't touch you or your son..." "You don't know what's happened" "He busted every one of our businesses." "We'd have said forget it, it's only property, but he is insane." "We had our families to think of." "Our hands were tied" "Everyone we asked to intervene refused." "We were in over our heads." "You were my closest friend." "My prison mate." "Didn't we share dry bread in the cell, Haco?" "I entrusted my son to you." "But you betrayed that trust." "So tell me, what should I do to you?" "Should I shoot or walk all over you?" "There's no such thing as 'us'." "Or courage." "The whole bravado thing's a lie." "Friendship forever, that's bullshit!" "You can all die comfortably in your beds." "Four of you don't make one Sürmeli." " I'm here to give you some news." " I'm listening." " The night your man busted the bar..." " Devran?" "Yes." "There was CCTV that night as things were happening." "I know." "But there was no tape in the camera." "Suppose you know wrong?" "Suppose there was a tape?" " Are you trying to stir things up?" " Lf your father was alive he'd thrash you for speaking to me like that." "Now watch what you say." " Is there a tape?" " Yes." "The killing's on the tape." "The police know about it." "They don't need eyewitnesses." "If they know why don't they arrest him?" "Why do you think?" "If anything happens to my son, you'll be as much to blame as Devran." "I'd find you before the police does." "Is this call safe?" "I want you to find something out." "We're going back to the office." "What's the matter?" "She's gone." "Karaca's gone." "Gone where?" "I don't know." "I drifted off in the chair." "Then I woke up and she'd gone." "She said she was going to shop and told Ayþe Abla not to wake me." "Well OK." "She's at the shops." "No, she's not." "She won't come back." "I know." "Yes, I'm listening." "You mean you're sure." "There is a tape." "Why was I told there wasn't?" "What good are you then?" "The guy's in bed with the police right in front of my nose!" " Is it over?" " Yes." "You'll be leaving?" "No." "I'm with you now." " But on one condition." " It's not a condition, but..." " I won't touch the guy." " Promise?" " Who are you talking to, woman?" " OK." "Calm down." "Have you come back for me?" "Who else?" "Have you told him?" "No." "Then tell him." "Hello?" " It's me." " Where are you?" "I told you I was fed up with this whole situation." "I'm seriously fed up." "I can't take it any more." "We're both wrecks." "It's even worse for your father." "Look what he has to deal with at this age." "You should get yourself a quiet life." "That's what I'm going to do." "I think I'll go back to Germany." "Well, you and your father can go out now, no problem." "Karaca's with Devran." "I've missed you so much, woman." "I did everything but cut my wrists for you." "I'm really tired, Devran." "Is it really urgent, bro" "Yes, chief." "I'm listening." " You've been uncovered." " What?" "What does that mean?" " Someone's been talking." " Meaning?" "The boss knows about the hidden tape." "Don't do this, Abi!" "That's my death sentence." "Don't do, huh?" "You've done everything you were told not to." "You dug your own grave for some girl, idiot." "We are done with you." "The boss won't let me go alive." "Don't forget the homicide desk." "They'll be after you for life." "Now the story's out, we have to hand the tape over to the police." "Aren't you going to cover me?" "Who is going to cover us?" "We said we'd finish off the boss and it's been one big mess." " Now it's back to square one." " Nothing can happen to you." "The rules are clear." "You can't mess up." "Ýf media hear this..." "We don't know you, and you don't know us." "Can I have at least those photos back?" "Photographs?" "Oh, those photographs." "Ok, I will see about that." "Now have your smartest guy hire a boat." "What's going on?" "They blew my cover." "They will destroy me." "We're getting out of the country." "We have to talk about, who's going to take over cheques, goods etc." "Come on now." "OK, Cemil." "We'll meet there." "Be very careful." "Watch out." " There's something going on here." " Like what?" "She would never speak like that." "Fine, but no one forced her to leave this place." "Don't you see?" "She left to protect us." "But there's nothing we can do now." "There must be." "We must do something." " What?" " I don't know" "You have your guys, contacts and all that." " Not any more." " Find someone!" "Do something!" "What do you want me to do?" "Don't you see?" "We're stuck." "My situation is getting worse." "All I'm worried about is getting you out of this hole before my brain dies altogether." "I don't care what happens after." "So what'll happen to Karaca?" "We'll work it out." "You'll see." "Devran is nearing his end." "I have to sort out Sürmeli's funeral." "Don't go anywhere." "Wait for me whatever happens." "Get ready." "We're going." "Going where?" "First The Islands, then Germany." "Your homeland." "A mini-honeymoon." "Boss!" "You have a visitor!" "Come on now." "What's up, Mustafa Abi?" "We have to see the warehouse." "What's this all about?" "There aren't any goods yet." "The boss's orders." "He told us to go check the place was safe." "Fine." "I'll send Selim with you." "No, it has to be you." " The boss's orders?" " Right." "The boss's orders." "Then let's call on the boss first." "I have things to discuss anyway." "Let me call him first." "Get Aliço to follow up payments due." "Take enough dollars from the safe." "OK." "He says it's all right." "But he doesn't have a lot of time." "What are you doing tonight, gorgeous?" "Devran Bey's here." "Let him in." "Come in." "Now, I asked the guys to check out your warehouse." "It'd good if you went with them." "They may have questions and so on." " Right?" " Right." "My father was like you, boss." ""Never trust anyone" he'd say." "And he said handle your own affairs yourself." "He had another piece of advice:" "An eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth." " Right?" " Right." "Imagine." "The guy who said that was a thief through and through." "When my parents died, I was packed off to an orphanage." "There was a paedophile on the orphanage staff." "Before I know it he started touching me." "Once, twice, the third time." "The guy won't leave me alone." "One night" "You know those fire buckets sand and axes you get in places like that?" "To use during a fire." "I took one of those axes and walked straight to the staff dormitory." "The paedophile was snoring." "I went up to him." "Hit the guy with the axe." "I chopped the guy's head off." "Didn't you tell me?" "That a sharp knife cuts the hand that holds it deepest?" "It's true" "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." "OK, boss." "Of course." "I'm on my way right now." "He has things to discuss with Mustafa." "He doesn't want anyone going in there." "I have some news about the boss." "Headline stuff." "Not on the phone." "Let's meet now." "Don't forget to bring those photos." "Answer the phone, Karaca." "Pick up, for God's sake!" "Let's hear, why you dragged me out here." "Bro, did you bring the things?" "I did bring the things." "How could you do this to me, Bro?" "To a guy in his prime?" "Don't you know how things work in this line of business?" "It's nothing personal." "The job we do is dirty." "Forget about it." "Now spill." "Forget it?" "You made an animal of me." "You forced me to become a grass." "You turned a young guy like me into some kind of ape." "For years, I've been afraid about these photos hitting the press." "I've become paranoid." "Psychopathic." "A complete dopehead." "OK." "Don't bang on." "You have to take the rough with the smooth." "Now say what you have to say." "What's this news?" "I knifed the boss." "What?" "I knifed the boss." "He's dead." "He died in my arms." "God damn you, you psycho!" "He was our biggest source!" "You've just undone all our groundwork." "How could you do it!" "Like this." "I'm going." "My mind's on the boy." "Abi, let me come with you." "No." "You take care of Sürmeli's burial arrangements." "When are you coming back home?" "I've run out of tears." "I've made you stuffed eggplant." "Thank you, all of you." "You've been a great help to me." "Don't forget these poor people." "That's all I ask." "Devran Abi called." "He asked you to be ready." "We're going." "Can I make a call?" "You know, it is foridden." "I want to call my Mum to say goodbye or she'll die of worry." "Just between you and me, huh?" "Mum..." "Mummy..." "Quiet." "Don't say anything." "Please, just listen." "If I hear your voice, it'll kill me." "I'm going." "We won't see each other again." "I want you to know." "I only ever loved you." "I loved your voice when you sang to me." "I loved you stroking my hair." "I've had the best days of my life with you." "I know you won't forgive me but I have to tell" "Karaca, sweetheart." "Please don't go." "So you don't want her to go." "Then come and get her." " Don't!" "He'll kill you!" " Lf you have the guts, that is." " Tell me where you are." " I'll have you picked up." "No." "I don't want you harming the people around me any more." "You have the guts to tell me where you are?" "I'll be coming alone." "What if you have people follow you?" "How could I when Karaca's with you?" "I don't want the girl caught between two fires." "Here's where you should come." "You know, princess, I grew up with street urchins." "I stole like my father, after running away from the orphanage." "We were a real gang." "We went out to work." "One day, I told the leader I wasn't coming." "It's in my blood to be rebellious right?" "There was a kettle on the stove." "The leader poured the kettle of boiling water all over me." "You can't imagine the burns." "You can't imagine the pain." "Believe me, even that day I didn't hurt as much as I do now." "Just now, I killed the dodgiest guys in the country without even blinking." "Yet all the guys wanted me to do was to forget about love and get on with the job." "They threw money at me." "But I chose you." "And you lied to me." "You deceived me." "You humiliated me." "Ah, Karaca..." "What a beautiful name you have too." " Hello, my dear." " Muharrem will be back any minute." " What's Murat up to?" " Murat's gone." "Where's he gone?" "He spoke to someone on the phone scribbled something on the newspaper and dashed out." "I'd just made tea." " Which newspaper?" "Here, this is it" "This is one of the places where we discipline thugs." "It was going to be the hub of seriously big business." " But fate decided otherwise." " Bro, we're running late." "Istanbul had two big-time casualties today." "They're after us." "We will be going away." "But I couldn't have done that without seeing you." "So you have guts." "But what do we do now?" "There's one girl and two guys who want her." "So that's one guy too many." "Why don't we ask Karaca who that is?" "No." "No chance." "Karaca's a liar." "She's inconsistent." "Can't be trusted." "We'll sort this out ourselves." "There won't be any bullying either." "We'll play a simple game." "And the loser will bow out." "What game?" "I'm not playing." "If you're that sure of yourself" "Don't cut me off!" "You want to take Karaca away?" " Yes." " In that case, you play." "What game is this?" "You've heard of Russian roulette." "I love the game." "Look, this is ridiculous." "I've tweaked the game a bit to add to the excitement." "I'll get the patent soon." "The Devran Roulette." "First we load a bullet each." "Then, we spin the cylinders." "Now we get to the new touch I added." "Devran, please!" "That's enough!" "As you know, Russian roulette is played with one gun." "One player puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger." "On an empty chamber, the other guy goes." "But in Devran roulette each of us puts his gun to the other's head and pull the trigger simultaneously." "We count to three, and pull the trigger together." "Whichever of us is spared the bullet gets to walk off with Karaca." "If you win, no one will touch you." "You hear me?" "It's completely stupid!" "And here's the surprise bit." "Suppose both guns fire together?" "Karaca has to find herself a new guy." " Devran, enough!" " Sit down." "The question is do you have the guts to do this for the girl you love?" "Here you go." "Take it." "And put it to my head." "No." "No way!" "Take it." "And put it to my head." "What's this?" "You're scared of risking your life for Karaca?" "Don't, Devran!" "You know I've left Murat!" "Don't!" "But that's not what you were saying on the phone." "You fool!" " I thought you'd come back to me." " Let him go." "Point the gun!" "Give it here!" "One, two, three..." "Use your brain." "If you don't pull the trigger, you won't have a chance." "Are you mad?" "What are we doing?" "Drop your weapon" "What are you trying to prove?" "You see the kind of guy you love?" "Pissed your pants, have you?" " Going to pull the trigger, are you?" " Don't hit." " Going to pull it?" " Don't hit!" "I'm counting." "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "There you go!" "You see what the fear of death has done to you?" "We were to pull the triggers together?" "You failed the grit test, idiot." "You freak..." "Poof..." "Coward." "You don't deserve to be alive." " OK." "Shoot me." " No!" "I'll do whatever you want." "Shoot me, loser!" "You're the freak!" " Damn you, your mother, your family." " That bullet will turn up sometime." " Shoot, loser!" "Shoot!" " The late it comes, the more i enjoy." "Did you tell the police?" "No." "It's him." " Who?" " Ali Osman!" "Look, if you want a role model, this is your guy." "How many men has he felled and still he doesn't turn a hair." "I see you're still trying to bully the unarmed and defenceless." "You're a looser" "If you'd had any dignity at all you wouldn't have killed a guy without a gun." "Who is this guy?" "I've killed so many of them." " Sürmeli." " Who's Sürmeli?" "Wow!" "What was that?" "Remember?" "Hit me again and maybe I will." "Remember?" " Who is this Sürmeli?" " I'll beat you up till you remember." "Don't hit me on the face anymore, or Karaca will not like me." "She is not fond of me already." "You remember?" "You mean that thingy guy." "The freak." "If it's him, what a queen!" "You know what his last words were?" ""Do you have the balls I do?"" "Coming from him!" "Some spunky guy." "What did you say his name was?" "His name..." "His name..." "Sürmeli." "His name was Sürmeli." "He was my mother's closest friend." "The guy who was a father to me." "You remember?" "Sürmeli." "Don't waste your energy." "He just doesn't remember." "So that's what he meant when he said he'd forget me." "Wow!" "And I though I was wild..." "I feel like I've been run over by a truck." "Bad timing, old man." "You should have cleaned up right away" "Dad, get a grip on yourself." "It's Murat." "Your son." "Come on!" "You're going to let the guy get away with all this, Dad?" "Don't waste your breath." "Look, the old boy's off his head." "He's off in another world." "Let him be." "If he finds out his own gun killed his son, he'll be devastated." "Besides, what's worth remembering from this unfair, backstabbing world?" "Look, I have to go." "The entire Istanbul police is on my back, after all" "Come on, Karaca." "We're going." "You lost the game." "Say goodbye to your father and Karaca." "I remember..." "Sürmeli." "What?" "The guy you killed." "My friend Sürmeli." "He is waiting for you." "If you want to challenge Ali Osman you should know how many guns he carries." "Fine, Let it be a lesson to me." "Dad!" "You've been shot!" "Dad, huh?" "Dad." "I like it." "Say it again." "Go on." "It's strange hearing it from you." "We need to call an ambulance right away." "Don't move!" "I'll..." "Don't panic." "It's over." "What do you mean, "it's over"?" "This wound's nothing." "Itjust hurts." "Don't let go, Dad." "For God's sake!" "Don't do this to me." "Don't go, Dad!" " Don't go, Dad!" " Look..." "I can remember everything." "You, your mother, Sürmeli, Karaca." "I can picture my late son and his mother." "I've heard you call me Dad." "Just the time to be going." "Take care of Cemil and Atiye." "Don't forget the soup for the down-and-outs..." "The soup for who did he say?" "Is he dead?" "This was just the way you should have died, Ali Osman Abi." "Let's drink to those who have gone the way of the bullet." "Cheers!" "Come inside sometime and let's look at those accounts." "You're not forgetting the soup, are you?" "Atiye Abla is making tomorrow's lot."
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"Artistic supervision:" "Helmut Käutner ...presents a comedy Film Without a Title" "Wow... he's well off." "Look!" "It's Willy Fritsch!" "Indeed!" "I guess they are planning a new film." "Come on, we'll have a look at them later." "Listen, Martin...- Hm?" "I really would like to meet Fritsch." "Why?" "He's a human being like everyone else." "Let's repeat once more." "We have been brainstorming for two hours now." "No results!" "It just won't work, I told you so." "There is no place for comedies anymore" "There should be." "The people need relief." "They want to amuse themselves a bit." "But that will seem trivial and cynical against the dark background of today." "Choose another background then!" "I refuse." "After everything that happened I won't direct movies that lie." "Yes, but...- Especially a comedy must be firmly grounded in reality." "Why are you laughing?" "I'm imagining a comedy "firmly grounded in reality."" ""Against the dark background of today."" "That doesn't get us anywhere!" " Let's start again." "You said, no "rubble film"..." ""The Violet of Ragsville"" "No POWs returning home..." " "From the Black Sea to the Black Market"" "No fraternisation movie..." "and absolutely no anti-Nazi movie!" "Not to offend anyone, huh?" "No political movie, no propaganda movie, no air raid movie...." "No anti- or pro-movie at all!" "What kind of movie then?" "A comedy of our times!" ""Firmly grounded in reality!"" ""Against the da-hark background of today."" "Good day, Miss Christine!" " Good day!" "Martin?" "You are a back in the country?" "Yes." "Since one hour." "Christine wants to invite you to her brother's wedding on sunday." "How charming, thank you." "And I have finally brought you the pictures from my apartment in Berlin." "From Hannover..." " Nice!" "May introduce you?" "You know who he is alright..." "Miss Fleming, Mr. Delius..." "Sounds familiar..." "Berlin?" " Of course." "Delius Roesch, was it?" " It was, indeed..." "Seems we had the same tax office then..." " So?" "Haha!" "May I ask you something?" "Lilian Harvey is alive and well in France, and we actually were never married..." "No, I mean, if you kiss in the movies, do you do it for real?" "That depends on my partner." "If it was you, I certainly would." "We'll be back later that evening." "Surely you want to work now?" " Nope!" "Yes." "We are making a comedy." " Sure." "A charming girl." "Why have I never seen her?" " She's a local farmer's daughter." "Really?" "I'd never have thought." "Charming indeed." "Too late, Willy." "Odd couple." "How did they wind up together?" " It's simple." "Christine worked at Delius's in Berlin." "Okaaaay..." " Tell me more." "Not a long story." "It started in February of March 1945..." "Delius's beautiful Grunewald house was surprisingly still standing..." "Judging from these photos, it must have been terrific." "I guess that stuff must have been removed from their storage?" " Not at all." "Delius stubbornly refused to do without a single one of his treasures..." "His favourite piece was an old wooden sculpture of his name-sake St. Martin which by the way plays a major part in Martin's and Christine's story." "They lived in their distinguished home, as if it was deepest peace time." "It was his wish to keep up the usual cultivated life-style until the last day." "Dinners at Delius's always had a celebratory atmosphere" "What was served at the exquisitely layed table certainly was of a war-caused simplicity." "His sister Victoria-Louise, widow of the often-cited professor of theology," "DDr. h.c. Reinhold Winkler, supported this time-denying attitude with a stubbornness that often angered Angelika Roesch," "Martin's charming and competent business associate , who could hardly suppress her protest." "Already twenty years ago my dear old Reinhold said" "If you consider mankind's inner condition, isn't it amazing how much order is still being kept on the outside." "The world is working hard on changing that right now." "Considering all those irreplacable values that are being destroyed every day one could really despair about mankind." "How can mankind respect art, if it does not respect God and his creatures anymore?" "A radish for you?" "No, no, as sad as it seems... everything that happens today is a logical consequence" "Decay on the outside inevitably follows decay on the inside" "If nobody wants it, I'll have it." "For my part, I am determined to survive this downfall." "Being considerably alive, I am hoping to succeed." "A life without culture would hardly have any meaning for me." "What kind of tea is that?" "To me, form and content are inseparable" "If the form gets destroyed, the content dies for me as well." "But that's no tea!" "Dear Martin, these are just theories." " So is the tea." "Don't you think that too, Mrs. Quandt?" " Yes!" "Mrs. Quandt and her daughter had lost their home during an air raid" "She always said yes." "Like many others she had adapted this habit since 1933." "That was the easiest way." "Practice is a very different thing." ""Attention!" "Attention!" "Air raid reports!"" ""Fighter planes are quickly heading towards Hannover-Braunschweig."" "Look at that." "Already?" "Indeed, a quarter past eight." "One can set the clock by them." "Excuse me, Victoria." "I better go now." "I don't want to leave the house maid alone during the alarm." "Will you stay at the house?" " We, yes." "Franz recently prefers the bunker." " Yes." "But Mrs. Quandt, not now..." "It's alright, Emma." "Just open the windows already." "Maybe they won't be coming at all." "Maybe they'll turn away." " They won't, as sure as Amen follows prayer." "Marvelous." "The faded red of the coat, and the soft gold at the hemline." "Art is for quieter times." "Not while you are always afraid to lose your life or your basic possessions." "It is precisely then, when a thing like this becomes invaluable." "For you maybe." "You haven't lost everything yet." ""Attention!" "Fast fighter plane squads over Hannover-Braunschweig approaching Berlin!"" "My good Reinhold used to say, "Self-discipline, Victoria, is the corset that enables even weak souls to stay upright in difficult situations."" "Yes." "Away!" "Stupid cow." "So everything went to pieces during that raid?" "No, nothing happened." "At least not at Grunewald." "A few windows broke and the usual chalk came down." "Only Emma was devastated." "Yes, Ma'am!" "Yes Ma'am!" "Yes, Sir!" "Lights out!" "You can't just abandon me." "What would the professor say?" " The professor can be happy." "Because he died peacefully in his bed, and wasn't scared to death likes us." "And if Mrs. Professor doesn't allow me to go." "I'll leave anyway." " Let her go, Victoria." "You can't force anyone under these circumstances." "Goodbye, Emma, and good luck!" "Goodbye." " Goodbye, Mrs. Professor." "I'm sorry." "There are salted herrings in section C." "I put it all in the cupboard, on the left, under the can." "This is what you get." "After 22 years of faithful service." " That she offered to you." "Why are you so unfair?" "The poor creature is sick of fear." "So are others and they don't lose their heads." "Everyone as he can, Victoria!" "And you can do it better." "This goddamn arm!" "Can't hold anything." "I thank our Creator every evening for what happened to your... goddamn arm." "Where shall I get replacement for Emma?" "Franz can help you." "We wanted to say goodbye." "Mom and I are moving to Seddinsee." "We must take care of Uncle Erich." " Tonight?" " Yes!" "So my house may become empty." "Emma just left as well." "You see, she too is afraid!" "To be honest, I counted on you." "I am without any help now." "Well." "We do not want to lose the little that's left." "That is all I have." "And only because Christine saved it from the burning house." "To summarize it simply: total damage." "Dear Angelika!" " Ah well, you have one burden more now." "Got a handkerchief?" " Yes." "Come in now." "I'm not the first to suffer this." "If I am correct, thousands of years ago some classical Greek gentleman said during a similar occasion" ""I carry all my belongings with me." What was his name?" " Aeneas!" "But he wasn't Greek, Angelika" "He was from Troy." " Alright." "Bring me a cognac, I feel so bad." " Of course, sorry." "Christine and me can stay here tonight, yes?" "Oh, my beautiful night gowns!" "Of course you can stay." "And not only tonight!" "Where is the girl?" "Christine!" "Mrs. Quandt and her daughter left, and Emma as well." "Please do come in, Miss." "How fitting!" "Christine can replace Emma now." "Please." "Angelika?" "Thank you." "Have a drink." "It helps after the shock." "Very well." "To the future." "So, what about Aeneas, Martin?" "Didn't his descendants found Rome?" "I hope you are not having similar plans, Angelika." "Cheers." "You come at the right moment." "I just wanted to bother the cow!" "You... you don't know how to milk." "A movie actor must be able to do anything." "Thank you, Christine." "How did she get to Berlin?" "Farmer's daughters usually don't become maids..." "There was an unhappy love story with a young local teacher" "You know how peasant boys are if they are being rejected." "Come on, kids, drink." " Lots of things coincided..." "She didn't want to join an armaments factory, so she became a house-maid." "And she would be able to learn something, for sure." "So, Delius wasn't drafted because of his arm." "What's his problem exactly?" " I'm not sure" "He had an accident back when he was a cabinetmaker." " A cabinetmaker?" "Yes, he did some practical work when he was a student." "Marvelous modern-style furniture." "The antiques came later, when he allied with Roesch." "... put the little boxes in the right corner over there, he knows where." "That is all for now." "What are you doing up so early?" "Drawing practical conclusions from last night" "I am preparing the removal of our goods from storage... the glasses..." "I can't let go everything to hell." " Without asking me?" "Leave the practical things to me." "Such a departure is terrible." "It's like destroying a piece of life..." "Where will we store them?" " At Dreiannen-Hohne." "So?" "I once spent a few wonderful autumn days there." "Do you remember, Angelika?" " Cut it, Martin." "It's inappropriate right now." "And besides... it's over!" "Dear me, how are you handling my Ecclesia?" "Down here!" "Remember that!" "I'm just happy, I'm keeping St.Martin at home." "Now I know whom she reminds me of." "Who?" " Your maid." "She reminds me of... a Madonna by Multscher." " Christine?" "A Madonna?" " Yes." "The nose... the eyes... and..." "Certainly Christina is from the same region" "Sorry to disappoint you." "She is from Lower Saxony." "Really?" "I would have guessed Upper Rhine region, early 14th century." "Shouldn't I take the Gold Ruby glass to my place?" "Just imagine..." "these sheens at candle light." "Yes." "Or illuminated by a burning St. Martin." "Preferable to somebody touching it, who doesn't understand it's value" "Always that ringing..." "Yes?" "You must come when I ring, Christine." " Yes, Mrs. Professor." "Almost as good as new." "Oh my God..." "what do you think you're doing?" "Scrub it with soda lye... we have such a painted plaster figure as well at home." "I always wiped it that way." "Keeps it from getting dirty." "Who allowed you to touch this sculpture?" "Mr. Delius is coming." "You tell him yourself what you did." "That's heart-breaking." "How could this happen at all?" "I didn't know that Angelika employed a savage as a maid." "Unfortunately I have no time to instruct my maids in art history." "I will scream at this dopey cow until she collapses" "What's this person's name?" " Christine!" "Christine!" "Come here." "Close the door." "It was so dirty." "Dear Christine, dirt that is centuries old is called "patina"." "It is awfully precious." "To attack it with sand and lye is a heinous crime." "That also applies to certain kinds of Weltanschauung... doesn't it, Victoria?" "Yes, yes, Christine." "Miss Roesch is right." "Your urge to clean has caused something terrible." "On the other hand, somebody should have told you before." "From now on, just do what you are explicitly told." "Yes." " Ok, you can go now." "You have a peculiar way of "screaming" at dopey cows..." "Is she to blame for her foolishness?" "You should have taken care better." " What, now I am the one to blame?" "Just because the silly thing is young and pretty." " Victoria-Louise!" "How old are you, Christine?" "I turned 21 last july." "What color are your eyes?" "Blue." "Any special characteristics?" "I have to know, because I have to register you for health insurance." "And all that rubbish." "So." "You have been with us for 14 days now." "Just one place setting?" "Mrs. Professor is in Potsdam, and Miss Roesch is at Dreiannen-Hohne." "What is the second plate for?" " It belongs there." "Under the coffee cup." " Mrs. Professor always says..." "But Christine dear, only for lunches and dinners." "And then... and... under the big plates." " Wrong again." "Real coffee?" "I spared some beans on Sunday afternoon." "Mrs. Professor doesn't know." "She doesn't need to." "Dry bread?" "Jam is in the fridge." "Mrs. Professor locked it." "CLOSED 2 - 4 p.m" "No, no, closed from 2 until 4...." "There, read it." "I must prepare for tomorrow..." "Dear Mr.Kaminsky, make an exception and give me an eigth pound of marmalade." "Can't you wait until 4?" "Mr. Delius is having his coffee and Mrs. Professor has gone out" "There is still credit on my food rotation card, just take it all." "Seems like Mrs. Professor has locked away everything again." "Well, do you get along with her by now?" "It's getting better... apart from the plate thing, I'll never get it." "Have you finally learned how to distinguish dirt from patina?" "Well, what I saw in the bathtub lately was no patina." "Thank you, Mr.Kaminsky!" "Now lock the door again quickly!" "I just hope for no more ration stamps when the war is over." "You can clear the table now." "Thanks." "Christine?" "." "Yes, please?" "For this one uses plates, not saucers." "Please look at the kitchen cabinet." "Your profile." "I want to see your profile." "I knew it." "Upper Rhine." "Take a look at the right." "Please." "Look at me please." " Leave me alone, won't you?" "Help me dry the dishes instead." " Dry the dishes?" "How curious!" "It's even more curious if you treat me like a wooden doll." "Very well." "You want me to help you dry the dishes." "Why not?" "So does Jochen back at home, if he has the time." "Even on holidays." " Who's Jochen?" "My brother." "Well, if Jochen does it, so should I..." " No, I was just joking..." " Let me do it." "But don't tell Mrs. Professor." " Of course, it's between us." "And the coffee beans too." " Rub it thoroughly." "No lints must be left, or Mrs. Professor will get angry." "OK like this?" "Could be better." " You are afraid of Mrs. Professor, aren't you?" "Yes." " Of me as well?" "A little bit." " Why?" "You are so... so refined." "Really?" "I don't feel so refined." "Yes you are." "But that's a pity then..." "if it bothers you." "That one's dry already." "Right." "But you are not afraid of Miss Roesch?" "No!" "But she's refined too." "Yes, but only on the outside." "Inside she's not?" " No." "Rather just like me." "And how are you like?" "Well, like... just like that." "Simple." "You are a clever little girl." "You must put the plates on top of one another." "How?" " Like this." "You see?" "I don't know everything about plates." "Until the start of our programme "Whither Wretched England?"" "you will hear entertainment music from records." "What's inside here?" "Madonnas." "You look very much like one of them." "May I have a look?" "I guess I need to go to work again..." ""Love is ruling the whole wide world..."" ""I dedicate all my life to love"" ""Love is all that is on my mind today"" ""I'm in love, I found the woman who is true... and I know for sure that she loves me too..."" ""Refined"." "Nonsense." "I don't need you anymore today, Christine." "I'll be out for dinner." "Instead of dinner, there was another alarm." "Mr. Delius." " How did you get in here?" "I was at the movies next door." " Was the movie good?" "Yep." "A pity I can't see how it ends." "Here is a seat for you." " Thanks." "Soon the cattle will be out on the paddocks." "As a child I was always out herding." "I'd love to walk barefooted again." "Barefooted." "You like that?" "Me too." "What?" " Yes." "When I was a boy, my legs were always scratched." " From blackberry bushes?" "Yes, blackberries, and these..." "these... thistles." "Yeah, they're stingy." " Yes." "How much cattle do you have at home?" "Four cows, two pigs, three horses." " Horses?" "Things aren't that bad for you then." "Things are best for the country constable." "Maybe I should pay you a visit sometime." "You would not fit in there." "Yes." "Likely." "For God's sake!" "Our windows are closed now." " Well...." "They will be alright." "All clear!" "That was a nice alarm for a change." " Just wait what's going on at home." "It will be alright." "My intutition tells me so." "Oh my God." " My intuition tells me your intuition was wrong." "Well, well..." "Mrs. Schichtholz's beautiful dress..." "Dress?" "That's my housecoat." "Must look pretty over there..." "What now?" "Dinner, and then let's clean up" "Provided the kitchen is intact..." ""Life is beautiful, life is worth living..."" "What would Mrs. Professor say?" "That's between us of course." "Just as we did with the coffee and the dishes." "We do have marmalade?" "And where does the cake come from?" "Well, the fridge is open now." "The fridge is open..." "Let's have some champagne then." "The famous final bottle after the Final Victory." "You must try as well." " Always the same bottle?" "Are you cold as well?" " Yeah." "It's drafty." "Wait a second." "The landline's gone, too." " Shall I help?" "Thanks." "You were right." "It is a really nice alarm." "In spite of it all." "Please do turn the coat on, Christine!" "That's between us as well." "Just as with the coffee... the drying of the dishes, and our dinner together." "Do you like it?" "Take it and turn it into a dress." "I can't..." " Of course." "Cheers!" "To your well-being, Mr. Delius." "Well?" "Do you like it?" "I like champagne." "Oh, you drank it before?" "Yes, at weddings or baptisms." "Aha." "I see." "Don't worry, madam, it's me." "Got you pretty badly, huh?" "Oh boy, oh boy..." "But you seem to be well all the same." "We sure have it coming now." "Enjoy the war, peace will be terrible." "Terrible!" "If you want, I'll come tomorrow and help you clean up" "It's useless tonight, too dark." "Now I will check if Kurt and Ilse are OK." "Then I..." " Why don't you stay for a minute?" "Seat down!" "And tell me how the others are." " Oh well, they are fine." "Karl's balcony landed in his bed, freshly made just yesterday, see?" "And Dehses got two firebombs" "They extinguished one, and are using the other for cooking pea soup." "The gas is not burning, see?" "Everything else does, haha." "And your place?" "Oh, I forgot to check." "You got nerves!" "Oh, my nerves are not so bad." "Yesterday I almost lost them..." "The bombers were three hours late!" "I was already afraid something's wrong..." "Out now!" " Goodbye!" " Goodbye." "Goodbye, Madam." "Pardon my intrusion." "And all the best for you!" "But not from above, huh?" " Out!" "I'll leave through the window, that's the easiest way." "If my home is bombed to pieces I'll be back as your beloved guest!" "Who was that?" " That was Hubert." "After every alarm he checks his friends if they need help." "How nice of him." " Yep." "I hope he stays away now." "One more question, is the blind shell on the terrace yours?" "No." "We just borrowed it." "Just asking." "Maybe one should spill a glass of champagne on it, just in case..." "Of course." "I was afraid you wanted to stay." "Don't, I'm on duty." "Martin." " Madam." "I hope my bike will start!" "Heil H'tler." " Out!" "Is there really a blind shell?" "Nope." "It's a running joke of his." "It wasn't ours..." "dear gracious lady." "It sounds funny when you call me like that." "But also nice, don't you think?" "You don't allow this?" "No." "I'm cold... decidedly cold." "I'm not." "I got the coat." "But you do allow, don't you?" "Too bad!" "What?" " That I'm to "refined"." "Why?" " Because that's why you don't like me." "Right?" "I do." "And why?" "You are a good human being." "How do you know?" "You gave me the coat." "Just as St. Martin did." "St. Martin just had one coat." "He cut it in two and gave the other half to the beggar." "But me..." "I have several coats." "And if I give away one of them, I hardly notice." "You see the difference?" "You are only "good", if you share what you need yourself." "To share what is superfluous should be taken for granted." "Who thinks like this, is good." "I don't want to argue with you, dear gracious lady." "I like you too much for that." " Really?" "Yes." "Why?" "Because..." "the Madonna in the book... looks like you." "And you like St. Martin." "Will that stay between us as well?" "Like the coffee?" "The dishes." "The dinner." "The coat." "Everything stays between us." ""This is the end of our live programme." "Goodnight everybody." "Goodnight."" "And so on, and so on, and so on..." "The next morning..." " Not so fast, so vague." "Are you afraid of the censors?" "This is no movie script!" "Discretion is censorship, too." "It's supposed to be "between us"." " It is!" "Well, the next morning..." "Christine?" "Good morning, Christine." "Can you makes us breakfast?" "A second, please." "Dear, what is wrong?" "Little Madonna." "Don't you like me anymore?" "Yes." "Everything's fine then." "Remember?" "It stays between us." "That doesn't change anything." "Yes." "We should be happy now." "Instead we both feel guilty." "Get dressed already." " Martin." "Heavens." "Mrs. Professor!" "Martin!" "Yes." "Here I am." "Thank God, you are alive!" "Victoria." "And Christine?" "Where's Christine?" "Christine is alright, she is a bit upset of course." "That's good." "I had a terrible night!" "Take this." "I'm busy since five o'clock." "I saw it coming." "You can't go up, it's all in ruins." "Oh no... the vase from Delft is broken too!" "My god." "The trafic's down, and no phone connection either." "Have you been alone at home?" " No, at the bunker under the cinema." "So poor Christine was here?" " No, she was at the cinema too, at the bunker I mean." "Christine?" "!" " Mrs. Professor?" "Christine, first you will make us a decent breakfast and then we'll clean up this mess together." "Yes, dear child, I know, it was a terrible night for you both." "But now it has finally happened, and we have to deal with it." "Did you have breakfast already?" " No,I just got up." "Where did you sleep?" " In here, on the couch." "It does look tidy in here." "The only room left." "We can't use the one above right now." "Well." "Say... where did the girl sleep?" "Somewhere in here." " What does that mean?" ""Somewhere"?" "You did take care of her, didn't you?" "Of course." " Well, then you must know where she slept." "Here, on the couch." "Tell me:" "What were you thinking?" "A blind man can tell that she has a weakness for you." "I can't understand her either." "That is indeed very naive." "One of you could have slept in the cellar, on the air raid protection bed..." "I gather that... it was me who was naive." "Dear Victoria, I think so either." "Speechless." " I have a weakness for her, too." "But you must be aware that you cannot marry her." "So far, I have had no time to figure out anything." "I will find out what to do by myself." "How typical of you." "Just let things run their way..." "As they should!" "Alright." "As you wish." "But count me out." "That's done it!" "Heavens." "Martin!" "Are you alright?" "Sure, yes." "Good morning!" "Where are you going?" "I want to get dressed already!" "Oh God." "Christine, dear child!" " Good morning, Miss Rösch." "Poor little chicken!" "How is Mrs. Professor?" "She is over there, inside." "Broken as well." "Vicky, my dear..." "Thank God, it looks at least a bit civilised in here..." "Hello, Angelika." "Don't bother, I'll take of it myself." "One plate is missing..." " It doesn't matter." "Tonight, our dear Martin... believed the proper thing to do with your maid was seducing her." "How unnecessary." "Not a bad taste, though." "Wow, real coffee!" "Your are frivolous." "You cannot seriously demand from me right now to worry about a little girl's lost innocence." "Nowadays, so many other values are being lost." " Sure." "That's because the majority of people has become as... pardon me, morally debased as you." "Another quote from your dear Reinhold?" " No!" "But that's exactly what he would say." "Please, tell me..." "How did it happen?" "I mean..." "My only explanation is that this girl with her rustic vitality just overwhelmed Martin." "I'd rather assume the contrary." "I thought Martin staying away from her was in your interest." " Why?" "I remember a time when Martin and you were less indifferent about each other." "Certainly, dear Victoria." "But you were not indifferent about that either." "When the danger arose that our relationship could lead to marriage..." "Did I object in any way?" " Object, no..." "You just didn't miss any given opportunity to to show me how much of a superior housewife you are." "You started spoiling Martin so much, he has become insufferable." "He has no idea about the pre-marital calamities other bachelors have to master" "Besides, he has got everything he needs." "A proper domestic cozyness, and a mistress who also takes care of his business affairs." "Given his sense of indetermination this could have lasted forever if I had agreed." "But in spite of my moral debasement, I did not." "I'm sorry you see things this way." "However, now that the situation has changed overnight, so to speak," "I remain the comparably lesser evil." " What a brutal analysis." "Thanks." "Maybe." "But spot-on." "Besides, I refuse to play this role." "Role?" " Dear Vicky, don't play dumb." "There is no other way to let things take their course." " Why?" "You can take charge, if you like." "I'll move to my daughter's place until the situation is cleared up." "Is that really necessary, all of a sudden?" "It's nobody's business but mine!" "Obviously you don't understand what this is all about" "It's about order, cleanliness and responsibility." "How typical of post-war generation types like you..." "Spare me your sermons." "It's happiness in life that counts in times like this." "I think it is much more important to care about clarity and self-discipline." "Of course that doesn't change my feelings for you, my boy." "Give me my wallet, please" "I strongly advise you, dear child, to return home." "The situation in Berlin is becoming dangerous." "Where are the food stamps?" " In the side pocket." "But if Mrs. Professor is gone, and me too who will take care of Mr. Delius?" "I mean, who will do the housework?" "I dislike talking about what happened last night, but let me say this:" "A decent girl would never sink so low to have a relationship with a man whose social position excludes any thought about marriage." "Think about that." "Here are the stamps, I took my mine." "God be with you, my child." "Well, Goodbye then, my dear." "Of course I'll take you to the train station." "No leopard can change its spots, Martin." "And worldy wisdom tells you not to even try." "As your dear Reinhold used to say." "No..." "For a change, Victoria Luise, your sister says so." "To my Unsaintly Martin in remembrance of enchanted autumn days at Dreiannen-Hohne." "Angelika" "Who repaired the door?" "Mr. Kaminsky helped me do it." "Mr. Kaminsky?" "Who's that?" "The vegetable seller." "I don't know him." "Has Mrs. Professor had a good departure?" " Yes." "Well, "good"." "It was terrible." "She just departed, that's all." "So!" "My dear little Christine." "Let's see how we will get along without her." "I think it is better, if I leave as well." "Why is it better?" "Because you do not really love me." "How do you know?" "You would have said so." "Twenty years ago I would have." "Once you have reached forty, you are cautious about big words." "Words that everybody understands differently." "You are disappointed now, aren't you?" "But maybe it solaces you if I tell you... that you mean happiness to me." "Maybe for the last time." "Who knows if I am going to survive what lies ahead." "That's why I could not resist you." "Is that bad?" "And if we would live in different times?" "You'd have been strong enough." "See?" "I have no right to hold you back if you want to leave me." "Want?" "How's the aerial situation?" "Huh?" "Nothing yet." "Do you want to hear the Wehrmacht broadcast?" "It's almost ten." "I already know the Russians will be here within four weeks at the latest." "It's stupid to stay here." "Again, it was Victoria who did the only reasonable thing." "I won't hit the road, as long as my own four walls are still standing" "They are crumblíng already." "By the way, I found the book you were looking for." ""Early Middle Age Angels"" " So!" "You are an angel, Angelika." "Unfortunately early middle age as well." " Come on..." "In any case, a masterpiece." "The painting alone." "I thought you are preferring unpainted angels now." "Or Madonnas." "Say, where will Christine sleep tonight?" "Well... the attic has come down, no?" "Didn't you take care of that?" "I did not want to interfere with your disposals." "Sorry." "Victoria's room is empty now." "That's where I wanted to sleep." " Sorry." "Only the air raid shelter remains." "That's the solution." "I will tell Christine to prepare it." "I hope she comes immediately for once." "Christine!" "And what did it say?" "Well, what did it say?" "Just a few words." ""I think it is better if I leave."" "OK, and she jumped into the water, etc." "But before that, she brung us the milk." "Why?" "Ah, I get it." "That's really an intriguing story." "Shall we start working now?" "We are here to write a movie script, not tell each other stories." "Put the glasses on please." "Now I can't see." "Yes, that could work." "That's good." " No, it isn't." "How about Söderbaum as Christine?" " No way." "She's a blonde just like you, you think it wouldn't match?" "I can't dye my hair because of her!" "And besides?" "Pardon me, I don't get it." "We have to change names, of course." "However..." "Martin and Christine... good." "Say, poor young friend, do you have such a low tolerance for unskimmed milk?" "What?" "In spite of intense intellectual effort we don't get what you're talking about." "About our movie!" "Have you got any idea?" " No, you have." "Me?" " Yep, the story you just told us." "That's a subject matter." "That's no story." "That's reality." " That's a subject for a movie!" "While we are wracking our brains, real life is telling us a movie script." "I see, that's what you mean." "And I am supposed to play that "Saint" Martin?" "Yes." "With glasses!" "No offence, but one can tell you are a debutant.That's no part for me!" "He's a wooden puppet!" " Why?" "Well, the way it starts is not so bad and the refinement fits me, too." " With glasses?" "And I could imagine the seduction scene" "It needs to be fleshed out a bit, though." "But as for the way he acts afterwards..." "No, no... no audience will buy it if I do it." "Well, just leave that up to me." "No, that's up to me." "If I'm to play that character, he must be totally changed." "That scene when he returns from the train station, for example...." "And his sister should be called Agathe, not Victoria." "Victoria isn't funny." "And all that embarrassment!" "Nobody's interested in that anymore." "That guy should be HAPPY that he's finally alone with his little darling" "Well, my darling." "Finally alone." "Let's try without Agathe, won't we?" "What's wrong with my baby?" "I think it is better, if I leave as well." "Come on!" "Don't you believe me that I really love you?" "Didn't your heart tell you that you mean happiness for me, little Madonna?" "Just ask it, your little, sweet, silly heart!" "But do you really love me?" " Oh well..." "How can you even ask?" "But can we ever be happy, you and me?" "What will people say?" "You are so refined..." "and I am so simple." "People, people, little Madonna!" "They can kiss my ... uhm" "I mean they can't..." "I mean people can't!" "Something like that, of course with a different wording." "But also other scenes as well." "For example..." " No way!" "It's psychologically wrong!" " You and your psychology..." "People want to have fun." "Or tearjerkers." "Nothing else..." "Well, let him finish the story now." " Anybody got a light?" "Thanks." "Further circumstances were such that the protagonists were spared to reflect their feelings "psychologically"." "Everybody who could left the city." "By the way, that's when I got myself that car over there." "Christine reached a truck heading for Elbe" "After she left Delius, she had stayed in Berlin." "She got a job at a tailored garments company" "Fifteen minutes, Christine, or I'll leave without you..." "Mr. Delius!" "Mr. Delius!" "Mr. Kaminsky!" "Christine, my angel!" "Do you know where Mr. Delius and Ms. Roesch are?" "They have left all of a sudden today." "Ms. Roesch managed to get a car." " And her things?" "Well, everything went very fast." " But where are they?" "Mrs. Wender, can't we take this gentleman with us?" "There is some space left..." "No, no, thank you, Miss." "I'll stay here." "One moment." " We have to go!" "Not everybody can leave." "A few must stay here." "People must have something to eat." "People went... things stayed." "And then came, as is commonly known, the rightfully beloved breakdown." "Everything went topsy-turvy then." "Rather turvy than topsy." "But also on top, on top of us..." "Almost everybody of us started a new life at some train station." "On a freight train... with unknown destination." "Thanks." " Where are you going?" "To my la-..." "last suitcase." "Lost everything as well?" " Who didn't?" "Alright, Heinrich." "You can rely on me." "Let's start then." "One, two... three, four, five, six" "Four!" " Four." "Alright then." "And what about -?" "Can't say yet." "Let's see, if..." "It's a deal then." "Report yourself at the townhall, third door to the right." "You'll get your three day ration card there as well." "But first show your delousing certificate." "Are you Mr. Fleming?" " Yes." "My name is Delius." "I believe Miss Roesch has deposited a suitcase of mine at your place." "None I know of." "Why don't you ask my wife?" "Where do I find here?" " Inside." "I just watched the cows getting milked." "My mouth starts watering, when I see the creamy fresh milk." "Mine too." "Well, surely you can drink whenever you like?" "That's what you say." "Agathe." "Worse than gypsies." "Did you hear what he said?" " They all save their food underhand." "You're not from here as well?" "No." "A refugee, too?" " No." "Be happy." "Refugees are treated like second-class people." "These people have no idea what's going on." "If they had been through, what we have been through." "We, as Germans..." "Good day." "How about that?" "Pardon." "One moment." "Have you got a bag for the potatoes?" "That's what you want, don't you?" "I wanted to get my bag." "Miss Roesch has deposited it here, I think." "Oh, I see..." "Excuse me, please." "Every day so many people pass by, all of them hungry..." "And so I thought..." " Why, of course..." "Why don't you come inside?" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "How's your daughter?" " Oh, she's fine." "Something small's coming up again." "The father will be stunned, he doesn't know yet." "How long has your daughter been married?" "Paula?" "Must have been five years this spring..." "Mother?" "Ma" "Mr. Delius." " Christine." "Hello." "How long have you been back home?" "Since middle of april." "I hope you will stay for lunch, Mr. Delius?" "With pleasure." "I must be going before closing hour, though." "Lay the table, Christine." "Where do you want to go?" " If only I could wash myself or change clothes..." "There must be a suit and some clothes in my suitcase." "The suitcase is in my chamber." "There it is." "There is one thing you can't accuse me of anymore..." "That's being too refined." "Refinement has gone to hell, like many other things." "You're alive, that counts." "Really?" "I know something, which has not gone to hell." "Huh!" "How does he get in here?" "I passed by the house one last time, but you were already gone..." "A saint is not supposed to go to hell, as everything else..." "God forbids." "You can wash in Jochen's chamber." "Why are you taking so long?" "I'll be ready in a minute." "Say, Christina, you seem a little confused." "What's this nonsense with all these plates and napkins?" "Mr. Delius is used to that." " And who will wash the dishes?" "Me, Mrs. Fleming." "I can do that rather well, can't I, Christine?" "Ever since our Stina is back from Berlin, she's really twisted..." "Nothing can be refined enough." "In times like these!" "Well, well..." ""Our Stina"." "Go ahead, help yourself Mr. Delius!" "I can't see anything on your plate." "Which is the fastest way to Hamburg?" "The fastest?" "Walk!" "Is it far?" " 117 kilometres." "That's nothing compared to what lies behind me." "Where do you come from?" "Right now?" "From Braunschweig." "Have you been imprisoned?" " That as well." "Brits or Yankees?" " Both." "See, I had to join the Volkssturm." "(Forced last ditch defense)" "They dragged me off the car, just as we had crossed the Elbe." "You were at the Volkssturm?" "Yes." " But you can't shoot with your arm!" "Neither could the others." "Without guns." "What are you looking for in Hamburg?" "Maybe my sister is there." "She has left Greifswald for sure." "But you won't get there tonight." "Why don't you stay overnight?" "There is an empty bed in Jochen's chamber." "I don't know..." " Jochen's chamber is so primitive..." "Everywhere else are refugees." "A roof above one's head, a bed, something to eat..." "That's a lot more luxury than I've been used to during the last weeks" "Stay just a few days, you won't miss anything." "I'm sure you'll like it here." "Just don't fall down, Christine." "Why don't you catch me?" "Watch out!" "What shall we do now?" "Now we must turn the hay." "You can help me, if you like." "It's especially hot today, isn't it?" "Have we got something to drink?" "A thunderstorm is coming up." "I don't think so." "Over there the sky is still clear." "So you really came to visit me." "Yep." "But it's very different than I imagined back then." "I'm so sorry." " That I have come?" "About everything." "Thanks." "The worst thing is that I have no idea what to do next, even if I find Victoria." "Where shall I go to?" "Stay here." "Why did you leave back then?" "Do I have to say that?" "Only if you want to." "But it was wrong." "Why?" " You should have been patient with me." "With us." "You are too young to understand." "Once you're as old as me..." "But you are not old." "My temples are grey already." "I won't let you leave." "I have talked to my parents." "I'll move upstairs and you will sleep in the little chamber with St. Martin." "Only with the Saint." "Jochen?" "Jochen!" "Yes!" "Leave me alone." "What's wrong with you?" "You never call on me anymore." "Leave me alone, I must go to the fields." "I told you that it won't work between us." "Let's be reasonable." "But I don't want to be reasonable." "My father will never allow it." "And he's right." "I have no use of someone like you, I told you a thousand..." "I told you that I want to, and I'm staying here!" "Even if everything changes, and we can go back to Breslau." "You'll never be able to do farm work." " I will show you!" "I can't help myself." "It's really nice here at the pond." "But it's not like the forests back home." "I had another dream last night." "I was cleaning the house." "I beat the good old red carpet." "And the plush furniture." "The vertiko was shiny like a mirror." "Only the childhood picture of Karl, with the white sailor's suit" "It was broken." " Well, well." "Leave it be, mother." "I can't help it, Eberhard." "I think I'm gonna die of homesickness." "You are homesick for Berlin." "Yes." "Maybe not so much the city itself, but the old, fulfilled life over there..." "I'm so useless here." "Even if you try to turn me into a farmer." "I'm not myself anymore." "I'm not sure if you understand." "Just like me back in Berlin." "That's bad in the long run." "It makes you unhappy." "And insufferable." "You are not insufferable!" "Yes, I am." "We refugees are a nuisance." "We are like pebbles in your shoes, that are not supposed to be here." "That's why we feel like being kicked around." "You feel like being kicked around?" "Me, maybe not, because... but think of Schichtholz over there." "Well." "They are stupid and smug people." "Admittedly so." "But if you look closer you realize that foremost they are unhappy." "Everything was taken from them, what once was their life." "And now they sustain their self-respect with the scraps of the past." "Because they know all too well, they are nothing now." "Why are you so sure?" "You hardly know them!" "Country roads at night are a good place to meditate about the world and human beings." "I guess, Helene is not homesick anymore." "They haved solved the refugee problem their own way." "They did." "And how about us?" " Us?" "We must wait for life's solution." "I must go to bed." " I'll have another cigarette." "Good night." "By the way, I have put out one of Jochen's suits for you." "You'll ruin your stuff if you wear it while at work." "Now it's you who has become St. Martin!" "Now it's you who is sharing the coat." "Now it's you who is good." "You are only "good", if you share what you need yourself." "To share what is superfluous should be taken for granted." "You remembered that." "Everything you gave me." "'Night." "Good Night." "Good Night, child." "There was another census today." " So?" "What's wrong with Stine?" " Can't be serious." "Do you know what a 'samofar' is?" " Nope." "I bought a samofar today." "Real silver!" "For a piece of shite." "When will he leave?" " Why?" "Wasn't he heading for Hamburg?" "Jochen." " Still awake?" "Yes, it's so nice outside." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Of course." " I'd like to tell you something." "What is it?" " I just have to tell somebody." "Helene and me..." "we are getting married." "You do?" "Congratulations!" "My parents don't like it." "They'd have preferred a girl from the village." "But, you know... if you have been to Paris or Athens..." "I was there as a soldier..." "Helene is basically a guy!" "She can make it!" " True, she can make it." "The people from the village are a bit odd." "So?" " They don't like to let strangers in." "Nonetheless, I think..." " What?" "I think..." "If you are honest about Christine, you should marry her as well." "See, people are talking about it already." "And you don't know my father." "Marry?" "What for?" "How could I do that?" "I own nothing." "I am nothing." "Why don't you ask her if she cares?" "Good Night." "Thank you, Jochen." "'Night, Martin." "Sorry." "Martin!" "Angelika!" " Martin!" "Jeez!" "How can this be?" "I can't believe it." "Oh my God!" "I am so glad!" "Hauling potatoes..." "Go, tell me everything!" "What are you wearing that awful dress?" "What happened to your suitcase?" "Has it been stolen?" " No, no..." "Then, why are you dressed up like that?" "You look like a farmer!" "Go, say something!" " I don't know what...." "Listen." "Delius Roesch are in business again." "So?" " In Hannover." "Should be properly called Roesch Delius now, though." "At Adolf-Hitler-Street..." "I mean Bahnhof Street." "Sounds great!" "But tell me... do we have to stand around like that?" "No." "Come!" "Listen." "I'm incredibly happy you are still alive." "I'll take you with me." "Is my suitcase still here?" "Christine took care about it." "Have you got an apartment and permission to stay in Hannover?" "Can't be easy." "I organised a permission quickly." ""Apartment" is a bit exaggerated." "One big room to live and work." "Gourgeously furnished of course." " May I?" "Thank you." "People are selling nowadays everything they can get their hands on." "I was lucky my money was deposited in the British zone." "I'm a smart cookie." "Well, well." "That means Mr. Delius is going to leave us soon?" "Oh, really?" "We all will be sorry about that." "Why, Mother?" "If Mr. Delius likes to leave..." "He doesn't fit in here anyway." "Indeed." "If he knew how funny he looks dressed up as a farm hand." "How did you get that British military car?" "I was always a good painter, see?" "A white star on your car can improve your life a lot." "Didn't you want to leave it on?" "There goes our harvest." "The Brits take it all." " Why, Eberhard?" "Don't you see that star?" "This woman has an order." "A shame to sell out like that." "A German woman." "You see how much Mr. Delius likes it here." "I'll leave alone after all." "Goodbye." " Good luck." "Where is Christine?" "I want to tell her goodbye as well." "I don't know where she is." "Thanks again for everything!" "Americans!" "Americans!" "Americans!" "America!" "Maybe Angelika could arrive with an Englishman?" "That would add a colorful touch." "I doubt we will get a permission for color." "I have experience with that." "What do you think, Mr. Fritsch?" " He's asleep." "Was fraternisation an issue back then?" "In reality or officially?" "Ever since Angelika's visit, something unspoken lingered between Christine and Martin." "You are avoiding me." "How come you even notice?" "I thought you were already in Hannover mentally." "Would you come with me if I asked you?" "As your maid?" "To do your housework?" "As my wife." "Maybe we can build a new life together in Hannover." "You want to marry me?" "Mr. Fleming?" "Can I talk to you for a moment?" "Is it about my daughter?" "Yes." " Come inside please." "First: cheers!" "Let's not beat around the bush, Mr. Fleming." "Christine and me, we like each other." "As things are now, I cannot say whether I can marry her today or tomorrow." "But I want to ask if you are generally against it or not." "So, you want to take my daughter as your wife?" "Yes." "And you want to know if I object?" "Yes." "Yes." "I do object." "My Christine will marry a farmer." "This is our tradition." "Father..." " Leave it be, wife." "It's better for Mr. Delius to know where we stand." "But, Mr. Fleming..." " No hard feelings, Mr.Delius." "But that wouldn't work out." "My lass is a farmer's daughter and you own nothing." "And getting things back nowadays... is rather difficult." "What's up?" "Why do look like this?" "What are you going to sell in your shop?" "Antiques!" "Old, worm-ridden wooden statues?" "Chinese vases?" "Crumbling satin furniture?" "Mirrors you can't use for shaving?" "Useless junk, that costs a lot of money." "Who's going to buy it?" "Us, maybe?" "Or those wo have no table, chair or bed under their buttocks?" "Father!" " I'll tell it like it is." "On which walls shall people hang your stuff?" "I see that misery every day." "Love alone cannot feed a man." "Especially not a farmer's daughter." "Am I right, wife?" "Yes, Christine." "Your father is basically right." "We must relearn." "Everything has changed." "We must admit that." "I'll come with you." "No." "You stay here." "Be happy that you are not a refugee." "I cannot take it upon me to drag you from this safety." "But to leave me alone, yes." "You can take that upon yourself." "I'm not leaving you alone!" " Yes, you do!" "I'm not refined enough for you." "Just like back then." "You merely thought it was your duty to propose marriage to me." "You are all too happy that Father gave you an alibi to get rid of me." "Please, Christine..." " Father is right!" "There's no way for a farmer's daughter to marry a refugee." "I don't want you anyway." "Go to Hannover!" "Miss Roesch is waiting!" "She so much more refined than me!" "A far better match for you." "Quarrel!" "Misunderstandings!" "As usual for any true love!" "He went to Hannover." "She stayed." "That's all I know." "But they seem to have found each other again?" "Thank God." "That's impossible." "Dramatically speaking." "And generally." "But it's true!" "No, they can't get together again." "I can't see that." "That's not just a conflict you can solve." "That's a serious problem." "Antiques..." ""Antiques"." "That should be the title of the movie." "First, it means the things that appear in the story but also the dated worldviews that block their happiness." "Yesterday as today, the same bourgeois prejudices" "Only today it's vice versa." "This requires a radical treatment." "But how?" "I will tell you what comes to my mind...." "We can change it later." "So,..." "Hannover." "Twilight." "Rubbles, low angle." "Pan." "Among the rubbles, a bar." "Music." "Screaming." "Loud." "Aggressive." "Now, interior shot." "The usual audience." "Extreme close-ups." "Pushers." "Girls at the bar." "Now, details." "Even closer." "Greasy necks." "Schnapps glasses." "A thigh." "Cigarettes." "Hands with diamond rings, moving to the beat." "Dancing." "Maybe Can-Can." "Or better Hawaii Can-Can." "Over there, two young people with burning eyes." "Endangered youth." "Two drunken girls kiss each other." "There's Angelika, doing her business" "Next to her:" "Martin." "Addicted to Schnapps!" "The music has just ended." "Applause!" "His empty eyes stare into the goings-on." "P.O.V. shot." "Long shot." "The audience dancing." "Absinth induced visions." "All the regulars know Angelika." "Sometimes, at an advanced hour, when she's not so sober anymore, she joins the band and starts singing." ""On love's black market, you can compensate everything..."" ""Except for one thing"" ""Fidelity, we do not sell that..."" ""Because everybody exchanges love for happiness only"" ""Fidelity"" ""We run out of that"" ""Maybe one day"" ""when things have changed"" ""Even fidelity"" ""will return."" "Wipe dissolve." "Rain." "From far, the sound of an organ." "Martin on the road, like a refugee." "A bag over his shoulder." "Close-up." "His hair is all wet." "P.O.V. The village church." "A wedding party." "Opens their umbrellas." "A coach is waiting." "Rain." "The bride:" "Christine." "The bridegroom looks at her." "She recognizes Martin." "Close!" "Symphonic music, pessimistically photographed." "Her face is hard like stone." "Martin looks at her." "He can't believe it." "Rain hits his face." "Pan." "The bag is soaked." "Cut." "A shoe steps on the veil." "The bridal couple enters the coach, ignoring Martin." "Martin hesitates briefly." "Then he walks on." "Wide angle shot from below." "Chaplin-style, into the depth of the frame." "Dissolve." "Rubbles." "Rubbles." "Emphatic music." "He walks on, ever smaller...." "Rubbles." "Rubbles." "Slowly fade out..." "Something like that." "Isn't that a part for you, Mr. Fritsch?" "Something else for a change." "Starting with the glasses." "Pardon me, dear young friend." "I can't even smile about that." "It's supposed to be a comedy!" "Well, comedies are not possible." "Because you're "firmly grounded in reality", against "the dark background of today."" "There is no reason for an unhappy ending for them!" "After all, they became a couple in real life." "The happy end is totally logical." "Look." "After the quarrel and farewell scene with St.Martin, I go..." " provided I play the part, which I won't of course..." "Especially not with glasses!" "Alright." "So I ... walk down the stairs and meet Jochen and Helene." "who are beaming of happiness, telling me they are getting married." "That has a great effect of course, especially in that moment." "But I won't give up." "What Helene could do, I can do as well." "Martin becomes a farmer!" "He succeeds." "And now, chance comes to his aid." "Angelika gives him money." "A lot." "His share of the business." "Totally logical." "Meanwhile, she has accepted that he belongs to Christine." "Farewell scene." "Very authentic." "Sacrifice." "A little drop of bitterness is always good." "With his money he buys a model farm." "Loosened inheritance laws make it possible today." "The farmer is stunned." "Now he'd love to have Martin as son-in-law." "But Martin keeps him on the hook." "A well-deserved revenge!" "Now we need a funny gag scene, you get it..." "And then..." "A farmer's wedding!" "A double wedding even, with everything that it takes" "Real folksy, with authentic regional costumes." "That's what people like." "That's what they want to see." "And that's the right way!" "Impossible!" "Your idea is "impossible", including the title!" "Imagine the poster:" ""Willy Fritsch starring in 'Antiques'" !" ""Royal Children"!" "That's it." ""Each other they could not possess" (Folk song)" "Finally, they could!" "That's kitsch, Herr Fritsch!" " Excuse me?" "Gentlemen, he's right." "It's not good." "But neither is your idea." "If you want a real life subject, you must look at real life." "May I propose a really original idea for a proper ending?" "Actually, there is indeed a wedding on sunday." "Between Christine's brother Jochen, and little brave Helene, who really made it." "There you can ask Martin and Christine, how their happy ending came to pass." "So, tell me about Hannover." "There's not much to tell." "I didn't not feel well there, understandably." "Thinking of the time out here, the separation from Christine, everything..." "Angelika had absolutely no understanding for my "peculiarities", as she called it." "Sorry, it makes me crazy to talk about old porcelain and swatches for hours while at the same time the world is going to pieces." "Still and again..." "Well, I told you before I'm determined to survive this end of the world." " So am I!" "But not in this way." " Which way then, if I may ask?" "I want a better life than the old one." "Not a worse one." "Like everybody." "Maybe you can tell us the recipe." "Yes?" " May I?" "Hello, Mr.Dehnke." "Hello, Madam." " What have you got for me today?" "Everything that's needed." "Except for eggs, I'll get them on thursday." "What times are these..." "We must help each other." "One way or another..." "How much for the coffee?" " 530." "You are crazy. 500 is enough." "I can't." "Think of my expenses." "I have two new tapestries for you, wanna have a look?" "What for?" "If they are big enough..." "Excuse me." "A bit nervous, this gentleman." "Lacking some fat?" "Fat is good for the nerves." "Hello, what can I do for you?" "I want to show you some antique china." "Well." "Please." "That's from Delft, isn't it?" " Yes." "Around 1735." "It has been in my family's possession for 200 years." "Every eldest son got it as a wedding present." "Right, Maria?" " Yes, Friedrich." "You really want to sell this?" "Yes." "What a pity." "It should stay within the family." "Both of our sons fell in the war." "It was pure chance that this tureen was saved." "Everything else has been burned." "We have no chair, no fork, not even a bed." "Friedrich, this doesn't help." "I was hoping we could use the revenues to buy us some things of our own again," "Simple ones will do." "But not as coarse as we have now." "That must be possible, don't you think?" "Now I knew what one should do for people who want to live on:" "build simple, but decent furniture." "Just as I have been taught." "No sooner the thought, he took his hat and left." "So I continued with my business all by myself." "One day, Christine showed up all of a sudden." "I was really happy to see her." "In spite of it all." "Christine!" "What a surprise!" "Hello, Miss Roesch." " Please, take a seat." "Is Mr. Delius here as well?" " No, he left a long time ago." "Actually I thought this was your doing." "I haven't heard from him for weeks." " Well." "Haven't seen him for quite some time either." "And I thought he went to Hannover because of you." "And why did you go to Hannover after the quarrel?" "Proud women like you usually don't chase a man." "Why do you want to know?" "An actor must know everything." "Because some day or another he could make use of it." "Actually I was too proud." "It was really stupid." "But one night I had a strange dream." "You are only "good"" "if you share what you need yourself." "Don't you need me at all?" "Be good." "It stays between us." "Come to Hannover." "In Hannover I found out his adress." "He had opened a small cabinetmaker's shop." "It's only a small shop, but it's a start." "The authorities did everything to make it difficult for me." "But I was determined ..." "I was determined to talk to him..." "Again, I was unlucky." "He was not there either." "But do you know where he went?" "Some little village at the Elbe." "Don't know its name..." " That's where I come from!" "He's there." "But she wasn't there." "I felt a bit weird." "That's weird." "And do you know where she went?" "To you." "That's her only direction." "But to Hannover." "And when did you finally talk?" "Talk..." "Talking was not necessary, because when we saw each other again..." "Don't let yourself squeeze like that." "Come, dance." "Why are they so curious?" "That's maybe a nice, real-life story..." "But certainly no movie." "Beginning with the title." "I can't think of any." "You saw a FILM WITHOUT A TITLE" "Written by Helmut Käutner and Ellen Fechner Rudolf Jugert" "The Cast:" "Music by" "Cinematography:" "Edited by:" "Sound Costumes" "Assistant director Floor manager" "Sets by" "Shot and printed at Bavaria studios" "Produced by" "Directed by Rudolf Jugert" "Subs by DrGogol (c) 2016"
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"I give you that shot a hundred times, you'll never make it again." "Looked like something you'd do on ice skates." "This ain't hockey, Fraser, okay?" "This is basketball." "A good American game.Well perhaps it has become Americanized,Ray, but, like many things Americans lay claim to, it originated elsewhere." "Get out of here.No, it's a fact." "Basketball was invented by a Canadian." "Look, just because some fisherman once slam-dunked a halibut into a net" "Actually, it was a minister who used a soccer ball, and he nailed peach baskets to either end of the gym." "Oh this is very sad, Fraser." "Of course, Reverend Naismith eventually immigrated to the United States." "As a matter of fact, he was working at a YMCA in Springfield, Massachusetts, of all places, when he" "Stop the car." "What?" "Someone's parked in a fire zone." "So?" "Well, for one thing it's dangerous,and for another it's disrespectful of the law." "Fraser, parking illegally in this town is a sport." "All right, I'll catch up." "Hey, hey!" "You're gonna drive my insurance rates through the roof!" "Excuse me, sir." "Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police." "Perhaps you didn't notice that sign when you parked your car," "Oh, is that so?" "Yes, and the problem is,you see, if the trucks were to come they wouldn't have a source for their fire hoses." "You do know what you can do with your fire hoses?" "Ah, well, yes, if I was unable to circumvent your vehicle," "I'd pull up that sign, drive it through the side windows, and run my hoses in between." "But that's just me.Hah." "Leave me alone, jocko." "Hey, hey." "License and registration, pal." "Register this." "Tough guys." "I think I hit a tire." "You all right?" "We better get you out of the street." "You'll be okay here." "I gotta go." "Who are you?" "Long story." "Stay." "I'd like to." "Bye." "God, you're beautiful." "Due South 1x11" " You Must Remember This" "There was this woman.Uh-huh." "I just opened my eyes and there she was." "The most beautiful woman I ever saw!" "Uh-huh.How long was he unconscious?" "Four, maybe five minutes." "She pulled me to safety, and then she kissed me." "Uh-huh.She kissed you?" "On the lips." "Head injury." "It happens." "Did she speak to you?" "She wanted to stay." "I know she did." "Then she was gone." "She wants me to find her, Fraser." "Uh-huh.You want to stop with the uh-huh-ing?" "Do you remember what she looked like?" "She looked exquisite.Uh-huh." "Definite hit-and-run." "Skid marks everywhere." "Nobody saw the driver." "She must have gone that way." "What do you mean she?" "Well, there was no one else on the street, Ray." "You think it was her?" "She saved my life!" "Well yes, she did." "After she hit you." "There's something you have to see." "I'm telling you it was an accident." "She was driving at night in a strange neighborhood with bad street lighting." "Okay, okay, so maybe she was nearsighted." "He actually stopped a guy on the south side to lecture him on fire safety?" "Well, it's Saturday night, and he's Canadian." "Good call." "Okay, so I ran the plate on that car you brought in last night." "Vehicle's registered to Frank Bodine." "177 West Flournoy, apartment 12." "He's got 1450 unpaid parking tickets and an expired registration." "Any priors?" "That's a different program." "This is just vehicular." "So Fraser, how's the apartment furnishing coming along?" "Very well, thank you, Elaine." "As a matter of fact, I recently purchased a lamp." "Really?" "A lamp." " Very good for reading." "Is that what you do at night?" "Elaine, we got work to do here." "So what are you reading with this new lamp?" "Well, I've been reading a book about currency watermarks." "Alone?" "Here we go." "Bodine, Frank, aka Frank Bimington." "Aug. '89, breaking and entering." "One year, suspended." "March '90, receiving stolen property, got 18 months in Joliet.Did eight." "November '94, possession of illegal weapons, case pending." "250,000 bail posted." "No wonder he didn't want us running his license." "What about the woman?" "You know, funny thing, I'm having a hard time matching the word 'exquisite' to a lot of mug shots." "You want me to authorize a stakeout for a weapons violation?" "Assault weapons, sir." "A whole trunk full of them." "We can put out a APB on this guy, but he's one nasty piece of work,and I don't think he's just coming in for anybody, so naturally I'm thinking stakeout." "Right." "I can't blame you, Vecchio." "Stakeout is such a romantic notion." "In fact, I'm still tingling from the last one you asked me to authorize." "Oh, the hotel scam, sir?" "Well,that wasn't your average stakeout, sir." "Oh, it certainly was not." "I remember the hotel bill as if it were yesterday." "Poolside cabana suites, aquatic aerobic lessons." "The suspect liked to swim, sir." "The thrill of toting up that four thousand dollar mini-bar tab." "Aw, it's the honey-roasted peanuts, sir." "One bag and they got you." "Do you ever feed this wolf?" "I'm so terribly sorry, sir, but I think it's the urban influence." "He seems to have developed a real taste for fast food." "All right, two teams, two spotters, one apartment, no mini-bar." "Thanks, Lieutenant." "You don't get him by Friday, that's it.Right." "If I give him some, will he stop?" "Not a chance, sir." "Thank you kindly, Leftenant." "So how are things at work?" "I don't want to talk about it." "We'll talk about it." "We won't talk about it." "It's about time, Vecchio.Ah come on." "I'm only five minutes late." "Five minutes too late, thank you." "Hey, Dief, how you doing?" "You guys play any cards while we were away?" "We were messing around a little." "So how many do you want?" "Uh, none, thank you." "None?" "How many?" "None." "Gimme three." "It's all about signs.Two." "Gimme x.What do you mean signs?" "Women give you signs to let you know that they're the right woman for you." "She hit you with her car." "You call that a sign?" "You know, when the French fall in love, they say that they've been hit by a coup de foudre." " What?" " A bolt of lightning." "Love is a very disorienting emotion." "As a matter of fact they've done experimentsthat demonstrate that hamsters, when they're mating, secrete a hormone that makes them behave irresponsibly." "Do you know how my father knew that my mother was the right woman for him?" "Three." "Cheesecake." "Look, I hate to interrupt, but are we playing cards here or are we talking about cheesecake?" "All right, all right." "I'm in.Thank you." "He was at his brother Angelo's wedding, in Gary." "And everyone was having a great time." "They were drinkin' wine, makin' toasts, and eatin'." "And all of a sudden,he looks across the room,and he sees this woman sitting' there all by herself, eatin' a piece of cheesecake with a knife and fork." "I mean, come on, how often do you see a person eating' a piece of cheesecake with a knife and fork?" "They either eat it with their fingers or just a fork." "It that why he married her?" "Because she was eating a piece of cheesecake with a knife and a fork?" "No, Gardino, it was a sign!" "That's how he knew she was the right woman for him." "She was a lady." "You gonna call or what?" " I don't know." " Come on, Louis, it's only matchsticks!" "I don't know!" "Look, I can't see why we don't play for real money." "I mean, we're cops." "What are we gonna do, arrest ourselves?" "No, but he will." "I'm sorry, I would feel honor-bound." "Great..." "I think there's two million women on this planet you could be happy with." "I mean you meet one and you got to ask yourself, is this number one, number two million, or number six hundred and seventeen." "It's a crap shoot, you know?" "You could settle for six hundred and seventeen and tomorrow meet number eleven." "I raise." "Okay." "Then Phyllis was number two million and one." "She drove me crazy." "She had a voice like a parakeet." "Never shut up." "Then there was Vanessa." "She was number two million and two." "She came from a family of meat packers." "You visit your in-laws on a Sunday and come home smelling like a pork roast!" "You gonna raise, Fraser?" "Well, I'm just wondering if I should." "Perhaps you could refresh my memory." "Does a straight beat when they are all the same kind?" "Not even in Canada." "I got trips." "You know the only sign I ever got was from Janice, and that took five years." "What was it?" "From her lawyer." "Came in the mail." "So there we were, parked in the Rivera.It's two o'clock in the morning, and she asks me where do I think this relationship is going." "Look--call or fold!" "I mean, come on!" "What kind of question is that to ask somebody at two o'clock in the morning?" "Perhaps she was just being prudent." "Are you in?" "Fraser, nobody who's prudent has any business being in love." "I'm telling you, man." "It was a beautiful summer night and there was a soft breeze coming in off the lake." "This is no time to sit and talk about the future." "The future is, it's gonna be noon before we finish this game." "See, talk is bad." "You talk, and before you know it, it's all over, you're married." "Right!" "And then what?" "What about love?" "What about that moment when you know that this is the woman you want to spend every waking hour with for the rest of your life?" "Okay, my turn." "I call." "Look at this, I'm playing poker with myself." "I'm telling you, you gotta have that moment in your life where you know you'll never ever be the same again." "When it happens, how do you know?" "You just know." "And that's what happen to me on Saturday night." "I got the sign." "Now all you got to do is find her." "Hey, I'll find her." "I'll find her." "I got a flush." "Well, I'm sorry, Louis, but it would appear that I have a Royal House." "A what?" "That's a full house, Fraser." "Oh, so it is." "I'm terribly sorry." "Look at this!" "A Mountie sand-bagging." "Who ever heard of a Mountie sand-bagging?" "You only meet the woman of your dreams once in a lifetime." "I'll find her." "You watch." "Meanwhile, you want to deal?" "Huh?" "Deal!" "Oh yeah." "You know, there was a woman once, Ray." "We were, uh..." "I don't know what we were." "In the end, I tracked her up above the 62nd parallel into a place called Fortitude Pass." "A storm had been blowing for days; the whole world was white." "By the time I found her I had lost everything--my packs, my supplies, my...everything." "She was huddled in the lee side of a mountain crag.She was almost frozen, very near death." "So I staked a lean-to and draped my coat across it,drew her inside, and covered her body with mine and I just held her... while the storm closed around us like a blanket, until all I could hear was the sound of her heartbeat," "weakening..." "I forced her to speak to me... just talk to me... say anything to keep the cold from taking her..." "And it snowed for a day, and a night, and a day." "I was delirious;" "I almost gave up." "The only thing I had to hold onto was the sound of her voice,which never wavered." "She recited a poem." "You know, funny thing..." "I must have heard that poem a thousand times that night." "I never heard the words." "It ended... badly." "She had a..." "She had a darkness inside her... and the most beautiful voice." "The most beautiful voice you ever heard." "I've got somebody entering the building." "Copy." "Someone's coming in." "She's in the apartment..." "She's gone to the wardrobe..." "She's taking his clothes." "Fraser, it's her." "Now she's coming outside.Stop her." "Dief!" "Oh, that is it." "You're cut off, bucko." "Police, hold it!" "Hey!" "There she goes, Fraser." "The woman of my dreams." "That wasn't a sign, Fraser, it was an omen." "Why didn't I see it?" "Well, anyone can have a lapse in judgement, Ray." "Nah, this is not a lapse, this is my life, Fraser." "You know every time I think I've found the right woman, she turns out to be the wrong one." "The one I thought was wrong, we'd make a date and I never show up." "Six months later I'm sitting in some pewand I'm watching her walk down the aislewith some goomba and I'm thinking 'that's her, that's the one." "How did I let her slip through my fingers?" "' Uh, Ray." "This one." "This one I would have bet my soul on.Here she is working for Frank Bodine." "Ray, slow down." "No, no, no, we'll lose her." "No, watch." "You slow down, she'll slow down." "She has no intention of losing you, Ray." "You mean she's a decoy?" "She tricked us?" "God, why do I love that?" "The apartment.Hang on." "They made me, Frank, get out of there." "He's gone." "We missed him." "The wardrobe is closed.She'd left it open." "What did he need so badly to go to all that trouble to get?" "She was in and out of here in thirty seconds.She knew exactly where everything was." "We've been staring at this apartment for three days." "Now, what do we know about this man?" "You think she's been living here with him?" "We know he's nearsighted." "The TV is too close to the easy chair." "And when we met him he wasn't wearing glasses." "Maybe contact lenses?" "Ah, just because she's doing his dirty work doesn't mean that she's" "He went to the wardrobe." "Now, what is in here?" "Well, I don't know Fraser." "Some of her stuff, some of his stuff." "How am I supposed to know?" "These sheets have hospital corners." "Oh thank god they're not floral." "Only a woman buys floral." "That's something you learn in the army, Ray." "Not with a rap sheet like his." " What if he were in the National Guard?" "Well, that would give him access to weapons." "It's missing.What?" "What's the one thing a guardsman is never suppose to be without?" "His uniform." "That's what he came back for, Ray." "His uniform." "He was a sergeant in the National Guard, '85 through '88." " Still active?" " With his record?" "Check anyway, and get me the name and location of every unit he's been a member of." "67th Regiment Armory, 57th Wabash." " Got 'em." " Thank you kindly, Elaine." "Why can't I meet some nice young thing who's crazy about me?" "You know, someone who wears shorty pajamas and knits me mufflers at Christmastime." "Is that too much to ask for?" "What exactly are shorty pajamas?" "Oh, don't ask, you're better off." "Me,I gotta fall for some hit-and-run driver who works for a stolen weapons dealer." "Go figure." "Go figure what?" "It's an American expression, Fraser." "Don't you think it's about time you picked up the lingo?" "It's the cop!" "Come on, baby, take out the cop." "Take him out." "She had the perfect shot, Fraser." "She almost killed me." "No, she didn't, Ray." " She missed you by seventeen centimeters." " What?" "She was firing a Barretta 9mm, the light was at her back." "The truck was barely moving." "I pulled this out of the wall from behind you." "What are you saying, that she missed me on purpose?" "Her trajectory was offline by almost eight degrees which is impossible to do unless you're trying." " Why?" " I don't know." "But maybe I do." "Maybe I saw it in her eyes." "Ray, you've only known this woman for a few seconds while you had a concussion." "Yeah, well, it doesn't matter, Fraser." "I mean, 10 seconds, 10 years - chemistry is chemistry." "I figure Bodine's got something on her." "Maybe she did something foolish when she was young, and Bodine is blackmailing her into helping him." "Well, I-I suppose it's a theory, but" "She really wants to get out." "That's why she's sending me signals, Fraser." "She wants me to rescue her!" "Ray, Ray." "Maybe you shouldn't think about this right now." "No, I mean, come on." "How often in a lifetime does this type of thing happen?" "I mean, has it ever happened to you?" "Well I-I, uh" "Of course not, you're a Mountie." "What does a Mountie know about women?" "I think I'm in love with her, Fraser." "It's freezing in here." " When's the coffee going to be ready?" " Soon as you make it." "Oh great." "Why don't they call, huh?" "Sitting on a half a million bucks worth of weapons, and I gotta deal with flakes?" "Is the phone turned on?" "Leave it on the table." "You know, I still don't know how you missed that cop." "Neither do I. Off day I guess." "Well, I don't like that cop or his fruitcake Mountie friend." "We should take 'em both out." "Never learned how to relax, Frank." "How are you ever going to enjoy that half million if you can't relax?" "He's a Mountie." "These Mounties, they catch you sooner or later." "I hate that." "That's not real life, Frank." "That's Rocky and Bullwinkle." "Call me when the coffee's ready." "They made me, Frank, get out of there." "Is that her voice?" "She's doing it under duress." "Right." "She shot at you under duress, too." "Was that the only call in or out?" "There was one wrong number and someone trying to sell life insurance." "What the hell were you doing following her?" "She took some clothes out of Bodine's apartment." "Hey!" "You don't quit a stakeout!" " Oh, is that so?" " Yeah." "Well, unless you've got a little thing for that babe who's decoying you." "Did I ask your opinion?" "Did anybody in this room ask for Detective Gardino's opinion?" "Can you give me the number she was calling from?" "Sure, but she called from her car." "It was a cell phone." "No, you've never gonna track a cell." "It's a nightmare." "Not really." "Not if you've tracked caribou." "Fraser?" "Let's try this one more time, okay?" "We're in Chicago." "We are not tracking caribou, we're tracking gun runners." "No, no, I understand, Ray, but I think we can catch them the same way." "What we need is a map of the company's antenna locations." "What time is it?" " 2:20." " They said two o'clock." "I know" "I should have got half the money up front." "That way they couldn't stiff me." " Why didn't you think of that?" " I did." "But what do I know?" "." "So what's it called again?" "It's called triangulation, Ray." "It's the same technique that game wardens use to track caribou herds." "Well, that's fascinating, Fraser, but the last caribou spotted in Chicago was over three hundred years ago." "That was the cell phone company.They found her number and picked up the signal." "Here, near Carpentersville." "It's farmland mostly." "Not too many folks with mobile phones in those parts." "Does the phone have to be in use to pick up the signal?" "No, it just has to be on to receive calls." "It emits a signal unless the power's off." "That's the good news." "Elaine, we are attempting to track criminals as though they were fur-bearing animals." "What news could be bad?" "The grid covers an area of over twenty square miles.Unless you plan to go door to door..." "Okay, Fraser." "How do we find the herd?" "The cellular phone company sends a signal from their antenna to the phone." "The phone then sends a signal back." "We draw a line on the map from that location to the signal, then we move to another location, trip the signal again and draw another line." "That's our triangulation." "Wherever those lines meet on the map that's where we'll find Bodine." "If I find her, I have to arrest her, too." "End of story." "Well, yes." "Yeah." "Yeah...." "Uh-huh..." "Where?" "All right, we'll meet you there in an hour." "Pack your bikini, baby!" "We're getting something." "There." "You take the barn." "I'll take the house." "Diefenbaker." "Oh never mind." "I'm sorry." "Frank!" "You all right?" "She kissed me." "After she hit you?" "I'm gonna see her in jail, Fraser, if it's the last thing I do." "Sorry." "This road intersects with the main highway in five point four kilometers." "I want her, Fraser." "If we can stop them from getting to the highway" "I'm gonna put this chick away for a long time." "She'll be 90 before they let her out." "Perhaps you should radio for backup." "She won't be able to do this to me anymore." "Ray, backup.Huh?" "It might be a good idea to radio the sheriff's station and request backup." "Right." "Patch me through to the Kane County Sheriff's Station." " How long before we hit the highway?" " A few more minutes." "Armed robbery, attempted murder." "Assault and battery on a police officer." "What do you figure?" "Forty to life?" " I don't know, Ray." " Hard time in Joliet." "Slow down.What?" "There's a road up on the right." "There they are!" "Damn it, it's them." "Floor it, baby.Go, go!" "Go-go-go!" "Go-go-go!" "Cut em off!" "Cut em off." "The other way." "Go-go-go back!" "Go-go-go!" "Come on!" "Damn!" "Come on!" " You're sure this is a good idea?" " Yes, Fraser." " You're quite sure?" " Yes." " Now what?" " Go around it." " There's no road." "What's the matter with you?" "Then go through it!" "Ray, I don't mean to press the point,but we're standing behind a 1971 Buick Riviera." "They, on the other hand,are hurtling down a hill at roughly 47 miles an hour in a 6-ton, steel-plated military weapons carrier." "Works for me.Very good." "Go through it." "No!" "Oh, there you are." "Out of donuts, are we?" "Are you all right?" "What happened?" "It's a long story." " You need an ambulance." " No." "Stay." "Stay." "I'd like to." "Are you okay to walk?" "I think so.Good." " Oh, oh.Get out of here!" "What?" "Get out of here!" "You can cut through the woods." "You gotta get to the highway!" "You're letting me go?" "I tried to kill you three times." "What, are you deaf?" "Get the hell out of here!" "Special Agent Suzanne Chapin." "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms." "You just screwed up five months of work, Detective." "hey're gonna ask for my shield, Fraser." "Nine years on the force, down the drain." "There were mitigating circumstances, Ray." "She's a Fed, Fraser." "I offered to let her go." "She's gonna put that in her report and three minutes later,Welsh is gonna call me into his office and ask for my shield." "And he'll be right." "I would have bet my soul on her, Fraser." "Stupid." "Well, if you ask me, he woulda been better off if she'd just hit him and left him dead on the pavement." "See?" "That is the trouble with signs." "You get the right sign from the wrong woman,you end up paying for it for the rest of your life." "Better he never saw that sign." "Better it never happened." "Then how would you know?" "How would I know what?" "If you never saw the sign, how would you know if you were wrong or right?" "You don't know." "You just go on taking chances." "Like every other dumb schmo." "See, that is the great thing about love." "It evens the odds." "Anyone can be completely humiliated." "Well, if there was a sign, and I could tell by the way he blew his nose or tipped his hat, I'd want to know." "Women don't have signs." "Men have signs." "Women have biological imperatives." "It's true." "I read it.Jeez," "Gardino, it's no wonder your wife left you for a pork roast." "What?" "Lieutenant wants to see you, Vecchio." "Yeah, and bring your playbook." "Come in." "Yeah, sit down, Vecchio." "Oh, I'd rather stand, sir." "Suit yourself." "I have Special Agent Chapin's report on the Bodine arrest here." "Would you like me to read the relevant passage?" "Yeah, sure." "Why not?" ""We were able to seize 850 assault weapons and put Frank Bodine in custody." "This arrest could not have been accomplished without the assistance of Detective Ray Vecchio, who was instrumental in bringing this operation to a satisfactory conclusion." "His hard work and courage in the face of danger were exemplary."" "Congratulations, Detective." "I'm sorry, sir?" "I said 'Congratulations.'" "Yeah, yes." "Thank you, sir." "I gotta find her, Fraser." "I took the liberty." "Regent's Park Hotel." "Thanks." "You want something, Detective?" "That kiss meant something." "Yeah, it meant 'step closer so I can hit you.'" "You must be really good at your job." "Apparently." "What do you take me for,some kind of jerk?" "What do you think, you can walk away and not spend the rest of your life wishing you had the guts to say it?" "It was a job." "Then why didn't you report me?" "Come on, who needs the paperwork?" "Go home." "That's it, Fraser, that's the sign." "What is, Ray?" "The look." "She left me, but she left me for the right reason." "She loves me." "But she's gone." "Well, that's what's right for us." "Maybe someday it won't be, but now it is." "But you might never see each other again." "Exactly." "That's what we need - ridiculous odds and just a speck of hope that someday we'll beat 'em." "I can't say I understand that, Ray." "Well, of course you don't." "You aren't too swift at this stuff, are you, Fraser?" "End bywmn001^_ ^"
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"( theme song playing )" "* *" "HOGAN:" "Papa Bear to headquarters." "Underground leader, code name "Tiger," captured." "Gestapo." "Request permission try rescue." "Reply urgent." "( radio beeping in Morse code )" "What do you mean, "no"?" "No, permission refused." "Are you sure they understood, Baker?" "Baker never makes a mistake, Colonel." "I asked him." "Excusez-moi." "They understood, sir." "I can't imagine them writing off Tiger." "It makes sense, Colonel." "Oui." "By this time, the Germans must know they have caught a resistance leader." "And London accepts the loss." "Well, I don't." "Well, what are you going to do for Pete's sakes, declare war on the whole Pentagon-- sir?" "The guys at headquarters sit around on their big, fat rear echelons deciding who lives and dies, is that it?" "That's what generals are for." "Look, less than a month ago she saved my life." "She saved us." "She's organized half the underground between here and Berlin." "And now she's finished-- stone-cold dead." "Not quite." "Forget London." "We're going to take her away from the goons before they get a chance to work on her." "We need information." "We have to find out where they're holding her." "We got to come up with a plan, but this time..." "What's wrong?" "Can't be done, Colonel." "They'll have every Gestapo man in the country guarding her." "And you don't mess around with that lot." "Yeah, I get the, uh, distinct impression you guys don't want any part of this, huh?" "It's against orders, sir." "Boy, is it ever!" "Especially if we get ourselves killed." "All right, forget it." "Forget I ever mentioned it." "Now you're talking." "That's a little better." "Newkirk, I'm going to need a Gestapo uniform, plenty of rank-- an officer-- and papers." "You can't manage it on your own." "Got no choice." "You just elected me Lone Ranger." "Even the Lone Ranger has Tonto." "Looks like I haven't." "Good night... ( pointedly ):" "gentlemen." "CARTER:" "Uh, Colonel?" "( stiffly ):" "You, Lone Ranger." "Me, Tonto." "Me, too." "Moi aussi, Lone Ranger." "Tonto." "Me, too, sir." "( softly ):" "Who's the Lone Ranger?" "Come to that, who's bloody Tonto?" "( liquid gurgling )" "Come on, Louis, we haven't got all day, you know." "LeBEAU:" "I'm doing it as fast as I can." "CARTER:" "Hey, chickie, blimp's approaching." "Hello, Schultzy." "Hi, big fellow!" "Don't press too hard, you might scratch the paint." "Wouldn't dream of it." "If anybody scratches Klink's car," "I would like to have the pleasure." "( laughing )" "What is he doing down there?" "Polishing the underside." "Yeah, you know, if Klink ran over a pedestrian, we want it nice and clean down there, now, wouldn't we?" "Sure..." "why not?" "Carry on." "Okay." "Huh." "Hey, you know, that makes sense when you think about it." "Why don't you think about deserting?" "All right, let's go." "Terrible." "Home brew made with potato skins-- wood alcohol, Commandant." "I know it's wood alcohol." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I keep forgetting that you have a highly intelligent nose, sir." "Just where did you find this, Hogan, huh?" "I'm sorry, I can't tell you that, Commandant." "It's against all regulation." "It's also deadly." "Drinking that stuff is like suicide." "No one will commit suicide in Stalag 13 without permission." "Permission in writing-- three copies, correct?" "No, four copies-- one goes to Berlin." "Uh, Commandant..." "I think I know how to put a stop to this." "Just what did you have in mind, hmm?" "A beer ration for all the prisoners." "Uh, one or two bottles a week, give the men something to look forward to." "A beer ration, huh?" "Uh-huh." "How about some cheese and pretzels to go with it?" "Oh, okay." "Some pickles would be nice, too, huh?" "Well, that's up to you." "If you want to spring for the additional..." "Hogan!" "There is not enough beer in all of Germany for us Germans." "You should have thought of that before you started the war." "Request denied." "I can go to the Red Cross." "Denied!" "You don't mind if I run my own stalag, do you?" "Of course not." "Thank you." "But you'll meet the problem with force." "Probably call a special formation, order the guilty man to step forward, all that old-hat stuff." "And you think it would be wrong?" "Definitely." "They'll never tell you who's making the stuff." "But now, if you listen to me..." "Hogan, I understand the prisoners' psychology better than you do." "They respond to authority and force." "Not in this case." "There will be a special formation at once." "Not this afternoon." "This afternoon." "Not 3:00." "At 3:00." "Commandant, you're ruling this camp with an iron hand." "Hogan, you better be careful that it does not fall upon you." "( laughing ):" "That's a good one." "Hogan!" "Dismissed!" ""Hope it doesn't fall on you."" "( laughing )" "3:00, all set." "Underground radio is standing by." "All right, tell them to notify Schnitzer the job's on." "Right." "We are pressing our luck bringing a guy into camp in daylight, Colonel." "We can't waste time-- every hour's important." "We need a diversion." "And a good one." "Was Klink tough?" "Murder, absolutely murder." "Now, it has come to my attention that alcohol-- or "home brew," as you might call it-- is being made in one of the barracks." "( cheering )" "NEWKIRK:" "I'd like a very dry martini, please!" "Make that two very dry martinis!" "( cheering )" "Silence!" "Now, possession of alcohol..." "is against regulations." "That is why I've called this formation." "Take care of that, Schultz." "Jawohl, Herr Kommandant." "The prisoners guilty of making this home brew will take one step forward." "All right... if the guilty men do not give themselves up, every prisoner of Stalag 13 will be punished." "And you have exactly one minute to make up your mind." "Hey, what's the idea?" "!" "Are you the guilty one?" "He pushed me!" "You did?" "I never laid a hand on him, sir." "You're a liar!" "Him, not you, sir." "Are you guilty or not?" "Hey, who are you calling a liar?" "Take your hands off of him." "You bloody well stay out of this." "Leave him alone!" "( all arguing )" "Cease fighting!" "I want all fighting stopped!" "Looks like war has come to Stalag 13, sir." "( blows whistle )" "( dog whimpering )" "Hogan, will you control your men?" "Yeah." "Please, fellows, quite down." "( blows whistle ) Please?" "Give me that gun." "( rapid gunfire )" "And they are taking her to Berlin for questioning." "Berlin?" "That means they know how important Tiger is." "Himmler has invited Hitler to be present at her execution." "She hasn't even been tried yet." "Those trials only take ten minutes." "It's the execution that's the important thing to Hitler." "Yeah, that's how he gets his jollies." "Why doesn't he just go out to a movie once in a while?" "When are they moving her?" "Our information is tomorrow night, by train from Cologne to Hammelburg, Düsseldorf, then Berlin." "A special train just for Tiger?" "No, no, this train carries munitions." "It makes a trip at least once a week." "And they usually have a passenger car for the train crew and the guards." "And that's how they'll move her, guarded by every Gestapo agent in Germany." "Yeah, they're making some very elaborate security plans." "The first problem is to stop that train before it gets to Hammelburg." "Second problem, get her away from the Gestapo." "Now, that's what I call a problem." "Wait, I've saved the best till last." "We've got to bring Tiger here." "What for?" "!" "( others protesting )" "Hold it a minute!" "Hold it a minute." "We manage to get her away from the Krauts, send her off to England right away, we'll be taking a big risk." "How do you figure that, sir?" "Because they're going to be on the alert, ready." "The Gestapo would arrest her again in just a few hours." "And half of the underground with her." "The colonel is right." "Yeah, we got to give them time to cool off." "Yeah, why don't we just get on the train and ride with her to Berlin and have done with it?" "The Führer would love that." "Yeah, he'd have a double feature-- two executions for the price of one." "Baker, we'll need a railroad map." "( train whistle blowing )" "( railroad crossing bell ringing )" "( train whistle blowing )" "( train whistle blows )" "It's loud and clear." "Be here any minute." "All right, change the signal." "( train whistle blowing )" "( train engine slows )" "( train brakes squealing )" "( rapid gunfire )" "( explosion )" "Keep her in the compartment." "( gunfire and explosions continue )" "You." "Stay here." "Nobody in or out." "Come with me." "( gunfire and explosions continue )" "Halt!" "You!" "You, come here, please." "Come here." "Who are you?" "Your papers, please." "Hauptmann Steiger, Gestapo." "Ah." "No need to see your papers, Herr Hauptmann." "Leutnant Carterheim, Hammelburg garrison." "Heil Hitler." "I heard guns." "Ja, well, we've been trailing an underground unit." "You know, they fired upon us, uh... but we'll have everything under control very soon and then we'll release the train." "You will release it at once!" "Signal the engine." "Well, auf Wiedersehen, Herr Hauptmann, but good luck, you know, because the track ahead is mined." "But if you go very slowly, uh..." "We have an important prisoner on this train and orders to bring her to Berlin." "Ja, well, if you hit a mine, you're going to fly to Berlin." "How long will it take to clear the tracks?" "A few hours." "Last time, it took a full day, Herr Leutnant." "Oh!" "A full..." "a full day or more." "We must protect our prisoner." "Now, where are we?" "Oh, we're here, look." "Uh, approximately here... uh, 12 kilometers from, uh, Hammelburg, uh-huh." "Good." "We will go to Gestapo headquarters." "No." "The road is mined, too." "They do it all the time." "Is that all people do around here, plant mines?" "There's also ice skating in winter." "There must be a safe place." "Oh, Schloss Marburg." "Can we reach that?" "Closed for the winter, Herr Hauptmann." "Ja." "Now, what is this place here?" "Uh, that's Luftstalag 13, toughest POW camp in Germany." "Why, there's never been a successful escape from there, they say." "No, that wouldn't do for you, Herr Hauptmann." "Now, here's a place that has possibilities." "Can we get to that Luftstalag safely?" "I have a better idea." "You and your men stay with the train." "I will take your prisoner to Stalag 13." "I have an even better idea than that." "Mind your own business and do as you are told." "Bring the car to this train and drive us to that Luftstalag." "You sure you won't reconsider?" "Those guys are so bossy." "Underground agent?" "Not just an agent, Colonel, a leader." "Marie-Louise Monet." "Fräulein Monet, please." "Colonel." "One of the most dangerous traitors we have ever captured." "Danke, Herr Hauptmann." "You'd never know-- could be somebody's sister." "Dangerous, huh?" "My dear, you may place me in jeopardy anytime you like." "Me, too." "Shut up." "Colonel, we will need a cell for the prisoner." "Stalag 13 is under direct control of the Luftwaffe, and it is against all regulation to keep a civilian here." "It is impossible." "It cannot be done." "My orders come directly from Heinrich Himmler, who takes his orders from the Führer." "So, in reality, you are defying the Führer." "Now, is that what you want to do?" "We shall try to make you comfortable, Fräulein Monet." "That is better." "In the cooler under guard." "Jawohl, Herr Kommandant." "Oh, we will guard her, too." "Is that necessary?" "I'm giving you my best man." "That is the best man you have?" "Guard him, too." "Did you really expect the Gestapo to let her go?" "Well, it might have worked." "A German officer-- me-- approaches someone..." "Well, of course, that was our first mistake." "Expecting them to believe you were an officer." "All right, let's look at the positive side." "We did stop the train and we got Tiger off of it." "Yeah, now she's in the cooler under double guard." "Bloody brilliant!" "At least she is not on her way to Berlin to be executed." "Maybe I should've tried to bribe that Captain Steiger." "Aah, let's not waste time going over it again," "I've got a plan." "Karl, you said the train stops at Düsseldorf?" "Ja, in the yards outside of town for water." "There they must change for the Berlin line." "LeBeau, have Baker get in touch with Schnitzer." "You and Karl meet him and bring the dog truck to the Düsseldorf railroad yards." "Oui, mon colonel." "And check the map later." "Understood." "Carter, we're going to need a loaded briefcase-- detonator and timer set for about two hours and enough dynamite to clobber that train." "Yes, sir." "Newkirk?" "Sir." "We need a couple Gestapo uniforms, ID papers and orders to join Steiger's group." "Possible?" "Possible, sir." "Okay, that's it." "No slip-ups." "It might work." "If not, well..." "We get a free train ride to Berlin." "( loud clanging )" "Alles in Ordnung-- alles in Ordnung!" "You've given me hope again." "You haven't hurt my morale either." "Is there a chance?" "I don't know." "We have a plan." "Let them put you back on the train, start for Berlin." "What?" "Easy, easy." "We get on, too." "Now, the train stops in Düsseldorf." "We'll have a car ready." "We set the dynamite pack, the train explodes, they think you've been killed in the wreck." "It's insane." "I'll put in with you there, but it's all we've got." "I could leave with you, get out of camp through the tunnel." "Bad move." "They're too alert." "They'd capture you and us." "Now, look, if our plan works, they won't even bother looking for you." "You'll be in the clear." "And if it doesn't work?" "Maybe we'd better say good-bye in advance." "( phone rings )" "Hello." "Steiger speaking." "( with German accent ):" "This is Major Becker, Hammelburg Gestapo." "Heil Hitler." "Berlin has informed us of the difficulties you're having transporting the prisoner and so they have ordered reinforcements." "I do not need reinforcements, Major." "Captain, I said they ordered reinforcement." "So I will be sending you two of my very best men:" "Oberführer Hoganberg and Unterführer Newkirkmann." "I'm always under something." "Yes, they will report to you at the train." "Oh, by the way, the Wehrmacht officer who saved you, he's here." "I'll put him on the phone." "Hello, Captain Steiger?" "Ja, Leutnant Carterheim, remember me?" "How are you?" "How you doing, buddy?" "What is it, Leutnant?" "The track will be cleared by tomorrow night." "You can proceed to Berlin." "Danke." "We will be there." "Okay." "Hey, nice talking to you." "See you later, buddy, okay?" "Oh, ja..." "Heil Hitler, buddy." "You called a Gestapo man "buddy"?" "Well, I..." "Oh, it's shocking." "Look, he's not a bad guy... for a killer." "Where is Captain Steiger?" "Orders, please." "Follow me." "Abend, gentlemen." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler." "Newkirkmann, Hoganberg-- reinforcements." "( train whistle toots )" "( train squeals along track )" "( engine chugging )" "( railroad crossing bell ringing )" "( train whistle blows )" "( yawns ):" "Oh." "I could do with some sleep." "Excellent idea." "( railroad crossing bell ringing )" "Excellent idea, but we're going to be busy." "Make it nice and quiet, shall we, mate?" "( train squeals on tracks )" "Relax." "Or we'll do it for you." "All set, sir." "Right, you take care of the light switch," "I'll handle the window." "Right, sir." "( train whistle blowing )" "( train chugging )" "( loud explosion )" "HOGAN:" "Jackpot." "One of their trains is really missing." "It's going to burn all night." "And tomorrow they'll look through the wreckage." "You'll be on your way to England." "Yeah, thanks to the Lone Ranger." "Thanks to the Lone Ranger." "Sorry, ma'am, the Lone Ranger only kisses Silver, his horse." "Oh, make an exception just once." "Well, I'll try." "KLINK:" "I've decided to punish two of your men, LeBeau and Newkirk, for creating that disturbance during roll call." "Have a heart, Commandant." "I have, and a command responsibility." "One week in the cooler." "That's inhuman." "Discipline must be maintained." "And I was just about to pass on important military information." "I'm not interested in mil..." "Did you say "military information"?" "Got it from the transient prisoner, but forget it." "Hogan, are you trying to bargain with me?" "You're mighty quick today, Commandant." "What is the information?" "Is it a deal?" "For worthwhile military intelligence, yes." "It's worthwhile all right." "It could mean the end of the war." "Well, what is it?" "Are you listening?" "I am." "It's very simple." "It is?" "Yeah-- surrender." "Oh, yes, of course, that's very..." "Dismissed!"
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"[ KEYS JINGLE, ENGINE STOPS ]" "CAN I HELP YOU?" "HI." "I'M HERE FOR THE WAKE." "THERE'S NO WAKE HERE." "Ozzy Osbourne:" "ALL ABOARD!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "OKAY." "SORRY." "I THINK I ACTUALLY HEAR IT." "[ "CRAZY TRAIN" PLAYING ]" "* I..." "I..." "I..." "I..." "I..." "I..." "I... *" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]" "[ SCREAMS ] COME ON, BABY!" "WHOO!" "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "HOLY SHIT." "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "[ LAUGHS ] YOUR TOWEL." "YOUR TOWEL." "YOUR TOWEL." "OH." "YEAH." "JUST GO WITH IT, BABY." "[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]" "HEY, FELLAS!" "CATCH AND RELEASE!" "NO!" "NO, NO, NO!" "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "* MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIVING AS FOES *" "Richie:" "NICE ENTRANCE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "Tobias:" "HEY, WHAT'S WITH THIS FUCKING SUIT, BRO?" "WELL, I DON'T KNOW." "SOMEBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS A WAKE." "A WAKE?" "YEAH." "DALLAS." "HE'S NOT DEAD?" "[ LAUGHS ] YOU TOLD HIM HE WAS DEAD?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WE WERE GONNA INVITE YOU, BUT WE GOT " "BUT WE HAD A FUCKING COUPLE OF DRINKS, AND WE WERE LIKE," ""HE'S GOT THE GIRL AND THE JOB," "AND HE'S NOT GONNA COME UNLESS WE REALLY GET HIS ATTENTION."" "OKAY, IF HE'S NOT DEAD, THEN WHERE IS HE?" "HE FUCKING BAILED ON US, MAN." "HE TOOK THE KID." "STARTED A NEW SHOW OVERSEAS." "WOW." "WHERE?" "MACAW." "MACAU." "FUCKING CHINA." "SOME D-BAG INVESTOR OFFERED DALLAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY " "DON'T SAY HIS NAME, MAN." "DON'T GIVE IT THAT POWER." "I CAN SAY HIS NAME." "HE'S NOT FUCKING VOLDEMORT." "Richie:" "FUCKIN' FIRST TIME YOU BACKFLIPPED OFF THAT BALCONY" "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT." "Mike:" "I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING IT AGAIN AND THEN PUNKED OUT." "HERE SHE IS." "YEAH, LIQUID ACID, MAN." "THAT'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO THE ORIGINAL SELF." "NO, FUCK THAT SHIT, MAN." "I WOKE UP UNDER A CAR IN THE PARKING LOT." "WHITE SHADOW, MEET MIKEY." "HI." "MIKEY LANE, WHITE SHADOW." "YEAH." "WE'VE MET." "OH, I THINK SHE LIKES YOU, MIKE." "ALL RIGHT. [ GRUNTS ]" "OKAY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "OH, YEAH, SHE DEFINITELY LIKES YOU." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "JESUS FUCK." "YOU LOOK GOOD, MIKE." "HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING, MAN?" "[ CHUCKLES ] THINGS ARE GOOD, MAN." "THEY'RE REALLY GOOD." "THE BUSINESS IS CRUSHING IT." "WE GOT SO MANY ORDERS, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH EMPLOYEES." "UH, I DON'T KNOW." "WE'RE ABOUT TO EXPAND AND GET A RETAIL SPOT." "THAT'S NICE, MAN." "YEAH." "DUDE, I'M JUST " "I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE RUNNING MY OWN SHOW FOR ONCE." "I FEEL THAT ONE." "Tito:" "HOW'S THE OLD GIRL?" "SHE'S GOOD, MAN." "YEAH." "YEAH?" "YEAH, I MEAN..." "YOU GUYS -- YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME" "WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL ARE DOING IN TAMPA." "TODAY, YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT, BROTHER." "JUST BASKING IN THE GLORY OF OUR GOOD FORTUNE." "BUT TOMORROW WE START THE PILGRIMAGE TO MYRTLE BEACH" "FOR THE CONVENTION." "THAT'S RIGHT." "ONE LAST FUCKING RIDE, BABY." "HOW'S THAT WORK WITHOUT DALLAS?" "WELL, YOU SEE, WE, UH..." "TOBIAS IS GONNA M.C." "[ Imitating Dallas ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!" "HOW Y'ALL LADIES DOING HERE TONIGHT?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "THAT'S TOTALLY GONNA WORK." "JUST DO IT JUST LIKE THAT." "Richie:" "WE GOT A COUPLE DAYS TO PERFECT THAT." "UH, LOOK." "THE POINT IS WE STILL GOT TWO FREAK SHOWS," "ONE WHO CAN BARELY DANCE." "ONE..." "PERSON OF COLOR?" "I THINK YOU MEAN TWO." "I MEAN, YOU'RE FUCKING ALGERIAN, BRO." "ARMENIAN, ASSHOLE." "OH, RIGHT." "YEAH." "ARMENIA." "ONE SNOWY WHITE KEN DOLL" "FOR ALL THOSE GOOD LITTLE CHRISTIAN WOMEN." "PRESENT." "I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU NEED?" "RIGHT?" "SEIZE THE DAY!" "SEIZE THE DAY." "AM I RIGHT?" "Tarzan:" "YEAH!" "YES." "I'M GODDAMNED IF I'M GONNA LET MY LAST MEMORY OF THIS BUSINESS" "BE GETTING LAID OFF." "THAT'S RIGHT." "IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M GOING DOWN IN A " " IN A " "IN A FUCKIN' TSUNAMI OF DOLLAR BILLS!" "CAN I GET AN "AMEN"?" "YES." "AMEN, BROTHER!" "MAKE IT RAIN!" "AMEN!" "Mike:" "ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT THIS, THEN SAND IT AND STAIN IT." "HEY, MIKE, ANY WORD ON THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT?" "UH..." "Y" " LOOK." "YES, UH, IS " " IS THE ANSWER, BUT IT JUST CAN'T BE RIGHT NOW." "I MEAN, WE NEED A COUPLE MORE RELIABLE ACCOUNTS" "BEFORE I CAN GET A POLICY FOR YOU." "ALL RIGHT?" "YO, GET OUTTA HERE." "GO HAVE DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY." "I CAN DO THIS." "NAH, MAN." "COME ON." "IT'S NO PROBLEM, MAN." "COME ON, IT'S FINE." "SERIOUSLY." "YEAH?" "I GOT IT." "I GOT IT." "GO HOME." "THANKS." "THANKS, BROTHER." "[ MID-TEMPO RB PLAYING ]" "* *" "[ MOTOR HUMMING ]" "[ UP-TEMPO HIP-HOP PLAYING ]" "Woman:" "YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE GOLDEN AGE OF HIP-HOP." "ONLY ON SPOTIFY." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "[ INTRODUCTION TO "PONY" PLAYS ]" "* I'M JUST A BACHELOR *" "* I'M LOOKING FOR A PARTNER *" "* SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO RIDE *" "* WITHOUT EVEN FALLING OFF *" "* GOT TO BE COMPATIBLE *" "* TAKES TO MY LIMITS *" "* GIRL, WHEN I BREAK YOU OFF *" "* I PROMISE THAT YOU WON'T WANT TO GET OFF *" "* YOU'RE HORNY *" "* LET'S DO IT *" "* RIDE IT *" "* MY PONY *" "* MY SADDLE'S WAITING *" "* COME AND JUMP ON IT *" "* YOU'RE HORNY *" "* LET'S DO IT *" "* RIDE IT *" "* MY PONY *" "* MY SADDLE'S WAITING *" "* COME AND JUMP ON IT *" "* SITTIN' HERE FLOSSIN' *" "* PEEPIN' YOUR STEELO *" "* JUST ONCE IF I HAVE THE CHANCE *" "* THE THINGS I WILL DO TO YOU *" "* YOU AND YOUR BODY * [ CHUCKLES ]" "* EVERY SINGLE PORTION *" "Tito:" "MAKE SURE IT'S SECURE." "PACK THE PUMP?" "Tarzan:" "BROUGHT ONE FOR YOU, TOO." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S GOT THE BRACE." "YOU GOT THE KNEE BRACE IN THERE." "COPY." "HEY, KEN, YOU GOT THAT ENDLESS SUMMER SPRAY TAN MIX, BROTHER?" "YOU KNOW I DO, BROTHER." "FIRST THING I PACKED." "Mike:" "Y'ALL GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER?" "[ ALL SHOUTING ]" "Richie:" "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING HERE, MAN?" "YOU SAID SEIZE THE DAY." "I AIN'T MISSING THIS SHIT." "YOU GOT OFF WORK?" "C.E.O. OF MY OWN COMPANY." "I TAKE VACATIONS WHEN I WANT THEM." "Tito:" "WAIT." "YOUR GIRL GAVE YOU A HALL PASS?" "[ LAUGHS ] I DON'T NEED A HALL PASS," "I JUST SOMEBODY TO TELL ME THAT THIS ISN'T A TERRIBLE IDEA." "OH, THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA." "BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK NOW." "SO GET THE FUCK ON THE VAN." "LET'S GO." "[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!" "THIS IS LIKE WHEN JUSTIN CAME BACK TO BACKSTREET." "YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" "JUSTIN WAS IN NSYNC." "KEVIN RICHARDSON CAME BACK TO BACKSTREET IN 2012." "GET YOUR ORLANDO HISTORY STRAIGHT." "I'M NOT FROM ORLANDO." "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT." "WELL, YOU KNOW WHO DOES GIVE A SHIT?" "PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE MUSICAL TASTE." "BACKSTREET WAS THE ONLY LEGITIMATE BOY BAND" "THAT EVER CAME OUT OF FLORIDA, PERIOD." "Tarzan:" "AND THAT CONVERSATION JUST HAPPENED." "WELCOME BACK, MIKE!" "WELCOME BACK, BROTHER." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]" "* OH, MY, OH, TELL ME WHY *" "* AIN'T THIS SOMETHING THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY?" "*" "* OH, MONEY *" "* MONEY *" "* MONEY *" "* MONEY *" "* MONEY *" "* MONEY *" "* THAT MONEY CAN'T... *" "Tobias:" "HEY, MIKEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE TRUCK, BRO?" "THIS THING'S FUCKING CRAZY." "[ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT?" "HEY, SO, I GOT MY, UH, MY BUDDY MARTíN." "HE HOOKED ME UP WITH HIS UNCLE'S OLD ROACH COACH." "AND THEN I GOT TARZAN BACK THERE" "TO PAINT IT UP ALL SICK PICASSO STYLE." "YEAH, I MEAN, I'M MOSTLY AN OIL-ON-CANVAS GUY," "BUT I DID THE BEST I COULD." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHAT EXACTLY ARE Y'ALL DOING OUT OF IT, THOUGH?" "I'M MAKING ARTISANAL PROBIOTIC FROYO." "I SERVE IT OUT OF THIS SIDE." "TOBIAS SPINS OUT OF THE OTHER." "THE WHOLE THING'S LIKE A HEALTHY MOBILE BLOCK PARTY." "IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?" "WE'LL KEEP YOUR FEET LOOSE AND SATISFY YOUR SWEET TOOTH." "THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY FUCKIN' GOOD IDEA." "YEAH." "APPRECIATE THAT, MIKE." "YEAH." "GOOD SHOW. * MONEY CAN BUY YOU SILKS AND SABLE *" "* FALSE RELIGION, FAME AND FABLE *" "IS THIS, UH, IS THIS HOW THE WHOLE TRIP IS GONNA BE?" "YOU'RE GONNA " " YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME?" "ARE YOU KIDDING?" "RELAX." "I GOT A BUNCH OF ORDERS JUST CAME IN." "ALL THE GUYS AT THE SHOP ARE JUST FREAKING OUT." "IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE, BE HERE, MAN." "BE PRESENT." "OKAY." "I'LL..." "BE PRESENT." "* MONEY *" "* SAID MONEY *" "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?" "NARCISSUS IS TAKING PICS OF HIS EYEBROWS." "YEAH." "YOU ZOOM IN." "YOU FIND THE SHIT YOU CAN'T CATCH IN THE MIRROR." "SEE?" "LOOK." "I NEED A TWEEZE RIGHT THERE." "SHIT WORKS." "MIKE, COME ON, MAN." "ALL RIGHT." "RELAX." "YO." "ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S IT." "WHAT ARE YOU " " YO!" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "IPHONE WENT "BYE, PHONE." ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?" "BUY ANOTHER ONE, YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER." "TURN THE FUCKING TRUCK AROUND." "NO." "KEEP DRIVING." "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH?" "OH, I WELCOME IT." "YEAH?" "YEAH." "THAT WASN'T MY PHONE." "IT WAS MINE." "[ Laughing ] OH." "FUCK." "I'M SORRY." "FUCK!" "I HAD LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LEFT ON IT, MAN." "HERE." "HAVE A SHAKE." "I DON'T WANT A FUCKING SHAKE." "WHAT -- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "I SHOULD CHUCK YOUR BIG ASS RIGHT OFF THIS FUCKING TRUCK." "THAT'S THE MIKEY I REMEMBER!" "LOOK, IF YOU AIN'T READY" "TO BRING IT OLD SCHOOL THIS WEEKEND," "THEN YOU NEED TO HOP THE FUCK UP OFF THIS FOOD TRUCK RIGHT NOW." "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?" "WHY DO YOU THINK I CAME THIS WEEKEND?" "I DON'T KNOW, MAN." "IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME." "BUT I DO KNOW THIS." "YOU BETTER BE READY TO FOLLOW MY ASS" "DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE, BROTHER." "I'M TALKING OUT OF BODY, BABY." "ASTRAL PROJECTION!" "TOBIAS, WE'RE GOING TO MAD MARY'S." "HELL, YEAH!" "OH, SHIT." "NOBODY " " NOBODY MESSES WITH THE MOJO ON THE LAST RIDE, BROTHER." "WHOO!" "[ GRUNTS ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING, CROWD CHEERING ]" "All:" "* HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT *" "COME ON." "* HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT *" "* OH *" "* HOT, HOT, HOT *" "HEY, YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN THIS CLUB" "AND YOU " " YOU -- YOU AND KEN" "WERE FUCKING WITH THOSE TWO GIRLS FROM THE CLUB?" "WHAT " " WHAT WAS THE GIRL WITH THE BLACK HAIR'S NAME?" "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW." "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT?" "WHAT?" "!" "I DON'T KNOW." "YOU DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER THAT?" "MAN, YOU ARE FUCKING DUSTY." "JULIE." "JULIE, MAN!" "THE BARELY LEGAL PARALEGAL." "Tarzan:" "HERE WE GO, MAN." "IT'S GETTING LATE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "* HOT STUFF *" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHS ]" "YEAH." "BONJOUR, LOVELIES." "HOW ARE ALL Y'ALL NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS DOING" "OUT THERE TONIGHT?" "DOING GREAT!" "YEAH!" "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "YES." "THAT'S THE TICKET, MISS THING." "NOW, I AM MISS TORI SNATCH," "YOUR HOST FOR THIS GLAMOROUS EVENING" "OF GOOD OLE SWAMP COUNTRY DEBAUCHERY." "AND I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR SOME OF Y'ALL BUDDING QUEENS" "HIDING OUT THERE IN THE SHADOWS." "I'VE GOT FOUR CRUMPLED-UP, COKE-DUSTED $100 BILLS" "FOR THE BEST AMATEUR QUEEN HERE IN JACKSONVILLE!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "YES." "SO LET'S GET SOME VOGUE POPPING IN THIS BITCH, SHALL WE?" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] COME ON NOW." "YOUNG AND OLD, HOT AND COLD -- GET YOUR ASS ON THIS STAGE." "* *" "Crowd:" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE?" "ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?" "SO YOU WERE LISTENING." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "I'M GONNA GO DIG IT FOR YOU, ALICE." "LET'S SEE HOW FAR YOU'RE REALLY WILLING TO GO." "UH-OH." "OH, SHIT." "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "MIKEY." "OH, IT'S ON!" "[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]" "* *" "[ LAUGHS ]" "Tito:" "[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S THE PLAN." "I MEAN, TAKE OVER SOUTH BEACH, THEN THE ENTIRE EAST COAST." "FUCKING MOBILE." "YOU KNOW, LOW-OVERHEAD, HIGH-REVENUE SHIT." "THAT'S HOW YOU GET FLUSH IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY." "Mike:" "FUCK, YEAH." "Woman:" "WHAT IS THIS?" "IT'S REALLY GOOD." "OH, GODDAMN RIGHT, WHAT IS THIS?" "JEEZ." "FUCK." "WHAT AM I EATING RIGHT NOW?" "YOU LIKE THAT, MIKE?" "Tobias:" "THAT'S GOLD, RIGHT?" "THIS IS AMAZING." "IT'S TOASTED MARSHMALLOW TANGERINE." "WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S FABULOUS." "PUT MARSHMALLOW IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW." "[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- YOU GOTTA SELL THIS." "MIKE, TIP OF THE ICEBERG, BABY." "WE GOT KIWI OLIVE OIL WITH FREEZE-DRIED BASIL," "CRèME brulée..." "AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, THE FLAVOR OF TRUTH." "COME ON, MAN." "YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT FOREVER." "WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY HERE" "WHAT YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BE DOING COME MONDAY MORNING." "[ IMITATES MOTOR BUZZING ]" "GRINDING THOSE SNOW CONES AT THE NORTHDALE MALL." "YEAH." "WELL, THAT'S JUST FOR MARKET RESEARCH, BITCH." "TILL WE GET THE FUNDS TO DO WHAT WE REALLY NEED." "THAT'S ALL IT IS, BRO." "FUCKING HATER." "BESIDES, I THINK IT BEATS RAKING THE INFIELD AT TROPICANA." "WELL, AT LEAST THE SHIT I'M WORKING ON CAN GO GLOBAL." "[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT?" "WAIT." "WHAT?" "Tito: [ COUGHS ] YEAH." "I'M SORRY." "WHAT?" "WHY DON'T YOU ENLIGHTEN US, CONSTANT GARDENER?" "YEAH, PLEASE -- PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME." "I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THIS, LIKE, PIECE OF GENIUS IS." "SHAMWOW US WITH YOUR INGENIOUS INVENTION." "COME ON, RICH, MAN." "TITO LAID HIS SHIT OUT." "EVERYBODY'S COOL." "JUST TELL US." "Tobias:" "IT'S US, BRO." "Ken:" "JUST TELL US, MAN." "COME ON." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "COME ON." "Richie:" "ALL RIGHT." "BUT IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STEALS MY IDEA," "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL " "WHY YOU GOT TO POINT AT THE FUCKING MEXICAN" "WHEN YOU SAY "STEALS," DUDE?" "WE GET IT." "JUST " " JUST GO." "Tori:" "LET'S HAVE IT, TOUGH GUY." "CONDOMINTS." "WHAT ARE THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO TAKE WITH YOU" "WHEN YOU GO OUT ON THE WEEKEND?" "KETCHUP AND MUSTARD?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "YOUR CONDOMS AND YOUR MINTS." "OH, MY " " WHAT?" "I PUT THEM TOGETHER IN ONE PACKAGE, LIKE A PACK OF GUM." "SELL IT AT A GAS STATION." ""CONDOMINTS."" "IT'S NOT BAD." "BOOM!" "Tori:" "UM, THEY " " THEY ALREADY HAVE THAT SHIT, BITCH." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN GET IT." "I GET IT ALL THE TIME AT THE MINIMART." "I'M SORRY." "THEY'RE AT EVERY SINGLE CIRCLE K AND 7-ELEVEN ACROSS FLORIDA." "Ken:" "I'M SO SORRY, MAN." "Tito:" "HEY, RICHIE, THEY DIDN'T SIGN THE NONDISCLOSURE, MAN." "Tori:" "SORRY ABOUT IT." "Tarzan:" "HEY, RICHIE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU -- TOP SECRET, MAN." "IMAGINE THIS." "A SMALL, LITTLE RECTANGLE." "OKAY?" "YOU HOLD IT UP TO YOUR EAR, YOU SPEAK INTO IT," "SOMEBODY IN A DISTANT LAND WITH THE EXACT SAME THING" "CAN HEAR IT." "I JUST HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A NAME FOR IT." "I WAS FIGURING..." "FUCK..." "YOU." "I'M SO SORRY, MAN." "OH, GOD." "HEY, I FORGOT TO ASK YOU -- YOU STILL WITH MERCEDES?" "NO." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "WE AGREED TO TRY MONOGAMY, AND YOU KNOW MERCEDES." "THAT SHIT LASTED FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS." "WOW." "THAT FUCKING SUCKS." "I'M SORRY." "AH, IT'S LIKE OPRAH SAID, MAN " ""WHEN SOMEONE SHOWS YOU THEMSELVES, BELIEVE THEM."" "WHAT?" "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "I " " OKAY." "YEAH, REALLY." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." "ARE WE DOING THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHIT?" "OKAY." "FINE." "THAT'S NOT PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, THAT'S OPRAH." "LET'S FUCKING MAKE IT AGGRESSIVE." "HOW ABOUT THIS?" "LET'S DO A LITTLE THERAPY SESSION HERE." "OLD-SCHOOL -- OLD-SCHOOL THERAPY SESSION." "GET UP." "LET'S GO." "WE'RE GONNA GET THIS OUT IN ONE SWING." "ARE WE FUCKING PRIMATES NOW, MAN?" "COME ON." "GET IT OUT IN ONE HIT AND LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE." "I GET IT." "YOU'RE MAD THAT " " THAT I FUCKING LEFT." "THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING STUPID." "COME ON, BABY." "LET'S GO." "RIGHT HERE." "JUST DON'T HIT ME IN THE FUCKING NUTS." "BAM." "WOW." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "STOP BEING A PUSSY." "EVERYBODY FUCKING HAPPY?" "STOP BEING A PUSSY." "LET'S GO." "NO, MAN." "DON'T YOU CALL ME A FUCKING PUSSY, CHRISTIAN BALE." "Richie:" "NO." "HE DIDN'T CALL YOU A PUSSY." "HE " " HE JUST SAID YOU EXHIBITED PUSSY-LIKE BEHAVIOR." "Y'ALL WANT TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING TIGER?" "IT'S JUST THE BEHAVIOR OF A PUSSY." "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" "COME ON!" "RELEASE THE DEMON!" "Tito:" "OH!" "SHIT!" "[ LAUGHTER ] Tori:" "TIGER'S OUT." "Mike:" "[ COUGHING ]" "[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]" "ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?" "[ GRUNTS ] YOU FEEL BETTER?" "NO, MAN, I DON'T FUCKING FEEL BETTER." "THAT WAS SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP." "OKAY." "GOOD." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YEAH." "I JUST GOT TO PEE A LITTLE." "EVERYBODY HAPPY?" "YOU GET YOUR FUCKING GLADIATOR SHOW?" "Richie:" "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME." "NO, IT WASN'T FUCKING AWESOME, MAN." "THERE ARE A LOT BETTER WAYS TO HANDLE THAT SHIT." "IT'S OUR LAST FUCKING RIDE." "I'M OUTTA HERE." "YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS THE PRETTY ONES, LIKE BUNDY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IT IS, MAN." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "Woman:" "THERE YOU GO." "THAT'S IT." "THAT " " THAT'S PERFECT." "[ SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ LAUGHS ]" "[ URINATING ]" "[ METAL JINGLING ]" "YO." "Woman:" "THAT'S PROTECTED LAND, SIR!" "YOU'RE DESTROYING SEA TURTLE BIOSPHERE WITH THAT URINE." "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?" "COME ON." "REALLY?" "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME." "LOOK OUT INTO THE OCEAN." "GOT IT." "I GOT IT." "GET THE PICTURE HERE?" "I'M RUNNING OUT." "YES." "THANK YOU." "I'M DONE." "THAT'S " " THAT'S IT." "THERE WE GO." "THAT'S " " THAT'S USUALLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PEE ON THE BEACH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "DRAG QUEENS." "THAT'S, UH..." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OOH, DOING DRAG QUEEN STUFF." "[ LAUGHS ] YOU LOVE DRAG QUEENS." "YEP." "I AM ONE, SO I SEEK OUT MY PEOPLE." "YOU ARE ONE?" "YOU ARE ONE?" "MM-HMM." "ON THE INSIDE." "GOT IT." "MOSTLY." "OF COURSE IT'S ON THE INSIDE." "YEAH." "WHAT'S HER NAME?" "DOLLY TITZ." "DOLLY TITS?" "WITH A "Z."" "WITH A "Z." MM-HMM." "WHERE IS SHE FROM?" "HERE." "OKAY." "AND SHE LOVES COUPONING AND NASCAR." "I GOT AN INNER DRAG QUEEN, TOO." "OH." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "OKAY." "I FIGURED." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "UH, WHAT'S HER NAME?" "HER NAME IS..." "CLITORIA LABIA IS HER NAME." "THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD." "IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL." "SHE'S " " SHE'S THE MAIN BITCH." "SHE'S LIKE CHEETARA AND GRACE JONES." "AND THEY ALWAYS SING "RAPPER'S DELIGHT"" "EVERYWHERE THEY GO." "[ LAUGHS ]" "SO, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, UM, FREQUENT DRAG SHOWS, DO YOU?" "NO." "NOT " " WELL, SOMET" "WE JUST DO IT ON THE WAY UP TO MYRTLE BEACH EVERY YEAR." "RIGHT." "OH, RIGHT." "THIS STRIPPER CONVENTION THAT I KEEP HEARING ABOUT." "YEP." "IT'S THE INFAMOUS CONVENTION." "WHICH ONE ARE YOU, THEN?" "YOU, UM..." "WHICH WHAT?" "ARE YOU COP IN A THONG OR IRON MAN IN A THONG?" "I AM..." "I AM..." "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY TO SEE THAT." "THAT'S WHAT I AM." "[ LAUGHS ]" "OR I'LL JUST LOAD UP ON ALL THOSE FANTASTIC '80s HAIR BANDS" "FOR MY DRIVE INSTEAD." "WHERE YOU GOING?" "WHERE YOU HEADED?" "UH..." "JUST ON THE ROAD AGAIN." "NEW YORK THIS TIME." "OKAY." "UM, AND I..." "BASICALLY, I'M JUST TRYING TO AVOID ENDING UP ON THE POLE." "LIKE YOU." "BUT YOU NEVER KNOW." ""STRIPPER PISSING ON BEACH IN CONTEMPLATIVE POSE"" "COULD SELL FOR THOUSANDS ONE DAY." "IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN I WILL WHIP IT OUT" "AND START PEEING ON WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO PEE ON," "AND WE CAN JUST -- WE CAN CASH IN." "FANTASTIC." "I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM." "SAVE SOME OF IT, THOUGH," "BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE GONNA UNTIE THAT SAILBOAT OVER THERE" "AND ORGANIZE A FIRST-EVER CROSS-DRESSING SEARCH PARTY" "OUT TO THAT ISLAND." "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "UH..." "WIN OR DIE, STRIPPER GUY." "I-I SAY THAT, UM..." "I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE TO DO THAT." "BUT I'D SAY I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ON THAT ISLAND," "AND I JUST " " THAT'S JUST..." "MM-HMM." "I THINK I'M GONNA OPT OUT." "OH." "WHAT HAPPENS ON THAT ISLAND?" "IT'S JUST I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS FOR ME ON THAT ISLAND." "OH, I SEE." "YOU THINK I'M GONNA HOOK UP WITH YOU." "MM." "THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT I SAID." "AT ALL." "THAT'S THE FARTHEST THING FROM WHAT I SAID." "'CAUSE I SAID I WOULD WANT TO GO TO THAT ISLAND," "AND THEN I KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO" "AND THEN SOMEHOW THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T WORK OUT" "ON ANY LEVEL THAT I WOULD WANT IT TO WORK OUT ON," "AND THEN I THINK" "THAT IT'S PROBABLY BETTER IF I JUST GO BACK." "YEAH." "WOW." "OKAY." "WELL, FRET NOT, CASANOVA." "YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME." "I'M NOT GOING THROUGH A GUY PHASE ANYWAY." "OH." "WELL, IN THAT CASE, THAT MAKES THINGS EASIER." "YEAH. 'CAUSE THEN ALL THE MORE REASON" "FOR ME TO PROBABLY JUST GO DO THE GOOD-NIGHT THING." "OKAY." "YEAH." "IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, THOUGH, DOLLY TITZ." "BACK AT YOU, CLITORIA." "GOOD MORNING." "GOOD MORNING." "YOU SLEEP OKAY?" "YEAH." "ACTUALLY, I DID." "MM-HMM." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "MY MEDITATION WAS REALLY CLEAR THIS MORNING, MAN." "I JUST..." "JUST FEEL LIKE I GOT A LOT OF THE NEGATIVITY OUT." "THAT'S " " THAT'S GOOD." "YEAH." "THAT'S GOOD." "I'M HAPPY YOU FEEL LIGHTER." "I'M HAPPY YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, MAN." "YEAH?" "I AM." "NO." "I " " WE SAY SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME," "BUT YOU WENT AND DID IT, MAN." "I'M JEALOUS." "OH " " OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP." "ALL RIGHT?" "I'M FUCKING JEALOUS." "I AM." "NO." "IF THERE'S ANYBODY THAT WAS JEALOUS, IT WAS ME." "WHAT?" "EVERY TIME I WOULD COME OVER TO YOUR APARTMENT " "REMEMBER?" "I'D PUT ON YOUR TIDE COMMERCIAL." "[ LAUGHS ]" "THAT SHIT WAS DOPE." "* FOR THAT EXTRA CLEAN!" "* * FOR THAT EXTRA CLEAN!" "*" "DING!" "[ Laughing ] OH, SHIT." "I MEAN, LOOKIT." "I WOULD -- I WOULD THINK TO MYSELF," ""I'D BE SET IF I COULD JUST GET TO WHERE KEN WAS."" "YEAH, I'M REAL SET HERE." "I'M REAL SET." "MY AGENT'S GOT ME DOING YOUTUBE VIDEOS NOW, MAN." "SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THIS WEEKEND?" "SEND MY HEAD SHOT AROUND, HOPE FOR THE BEST." "THERE'S A CASTING DIRECTOR COMES BY THE CLUB SOMETIMES, SO..." "I'M STILL PRETTY." "[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH." "I KNOW YOU'RE STILL PRETTY, BUT LOOK AT THESE GUYS." "WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO AFTER THIS?" "I DON'T KNOW." "MORNING, GORGEOUS." "OH, MY GOD, DID YOU GUYS EVEN SLEEP?" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "ARE THE GIRLS STILL HERE OR THEY LEAVE?" "OH, THEY LEFT ABOUT A -- ABOUT AN HOUR AGO." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "DID YOU, UH, DID YOU BANGEE?" "YOU BANGEE?" "SHOW HIM THE THING." "WOW." "THAT'S..." "OKAY." "SHE SAID IF I HAD REASON TO CALL BEFORE IT FADED," "THEN MAYBE IT WAS MEANT TO BE." "OH." "THAT'S..." "THAT'S ROMANTIC." "THEY'RE STAYING IN CHARLESTON TONIGHT, SO..." "I DON'T KNOW." "IT'S SMACK DAB ON OUR WAY." "MAYBE IT WAS MEANT TO BE." "YEAH, MAN." "GOOD WORK ON THAT, BY THE WAY." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "DID YOU BANGEE?" "[ SIGHS ] NO." "NO?" "I HAVEN'T HAD ACTUAL SEX IN ALMOST FIVE MONTHS." "EVERY TIME A CHICK GETS..." "A LOOK AT IT," "SHE'S LIKE, "HOW ABOUT A BLOW JOB OR HAND JOB?"" "WELL..." "JUST GOT TO FIND THE RIGHT LADY, MAN." "THAT'S UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU." "IT'S LIKE A BLESSING AND A CURSE AT THE SAME TIME, HUH?" "LAUGH AT MY PLIGHT." "LOOK, M-MAYBE IT'S LIKE THE GLASS SLIPPER, MAN." "YOU JUST NEED TO FIND THE RIGHT ONE." "DUDE, I'M 35 YEARS OLD, OKAY?" "IF IT HASN'T HAPPENED ALREADY, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN." "LET'S FACE IT, I'M PROBABLY FUCKED." "OH." "ALL RIGHT." "ON THAT NOTE, UH, LET'S GET THIS CIRCUS BACK ON THE ROAD." "WHO WANTS TO SEE IF TARZAN DIED IN HIS SLEEP LAST NIGHT?" "FUCK THAT, MAN." "I WOKE HIM UP LAST TIME." "I'LL DO IT." "I GOT IT." "I'LL CLEAN UP THE NONBIODEGRADABLES." "Tobias:" "WHAT'S UP, BRO?" "A LITTLE, UH, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS?" "Mike:" "MOLLY?" "YEAH." "YOU REALIZE WE'LL BE USELESS IN AN HOUR." "WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING 12, DUDE?" "JUST TAKE IT." "OH, FUCK!" "ALL RIGHT." "FINE." "GUESS I KNOW WHAT TODAY'S GONNA BE LIKE." "ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR MOON ROCKS!" "ALL RIGHT." "SO WHAT'S THE PLAN ABOUT THIS THING?" "OKAY." "SO WE GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT." "TOBIAS IS GONNA WARM UP THE CROWD," "THEN WE'RE GONNA HIT THEM" "WITH THE OLD 4th OF JULY ARMY ROUTINE." "OORAH." "Ken:" "THAT STILL MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WARMONGER" "WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON POLITICALLY RIGHT NOW." "OH, COME ON WITH THE HIPPIE SHIT." "IT'S IN SEASON." "WE'RE DOING IT." "HEY, IF YOU WANT THAT KARMA, GO FOR IT, ALL RIGHT?" "WE'RE GONNA HIT THEM WITH "RAINING MEN" RIGHT AFTER." "RIGHT." "THEN TOBIAS IS GONNA INTRO THE SOLOS." "LISTEN." "I THINK YOU SHOULD BRING BACK "PONY," BRO." "I COULD DO THAT." "AND I'M -- LOOK, "PONY" IS GREAT." "I HAVE, UH..." "CAN I PITCH YOU SOMETHING?" "LET ME JUST THROW SOMETHING OUT." "AND I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT I'M COMING IN AT THE 11th HOUR," "AND I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON TOES." "BUT WHAT IF..." "I MEAN, IF THIS REALLY IS OUR LAST RIDE," "WHAT IF WE MAKE UP SOME NEW SHIT AND GO OUT WITH A FUCKING BANG" "AND JUST BURN THIS SHIT DOWN WITH SOME NEW ROUTINES?" "WE " " WE CAN'T DO THAT, MAN." "WE GOT TWO DAYS." "I MEAN, MIKE, THAT'S WHAT WE'VE REHEARSED, MAN." "YEAH, AND DON'T CALL OUR SHIT LAME, BRO." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'M NOT CALLING YOUR SHIT LAME." "I'M JUST SAYING THAT COWBOYS AND FIREMEN DANCING TO '80s ROCK" "IS NOT " " NOT LAME." "NO." "YOU KNOW WHAT IS LAME?" "LOOKING LIKE A BAG OF DICKS AT OUR LAST CONVENTION" "'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE OUR FUCKING ACT STRAIGHT." "OKAY." "POINT TAKEN." "LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, THOUGH." "UM..." "OKAY." "YOU'RE STILL DOING, UH, THE FIREMAN ROUTINE, RIGHT?" "YOU KNOW IT." "ALL RIGHT." "HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE A FIREMAN?" "A REAL ONE?" "YES, A REAL FIREMAN." "NO." "I GOT THE PHOBIA THING." "YOU HAVE A FIRE PHOBIA." "OKAY." "SO, UH, YOU STILL DOING IT TO THAT " " THAT KISS SONG?" "FUCK, YEAH." ""HOTTER THAN HELL."" ""HOTTER THAN HELL." DO YOU LIKE THAT SONG?" "CRUSHES." "I KNOW IT CRUSHES, BUT DO YOU LIKE IT?" "DO YOU PLAY IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT ONSTAGE?" "I DON'T SEE YOUR POINT HERE." "MY POINT IS, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WHY DID YOU PICK IT?" "WELL, I DIDN'T PICK IT." "DALLAS DID." "EXACTLY MY POINT." "DALLAS PICKED IT." "YOU DIDN'T PICK IT, SO IT'S NOT ON THE INSIDE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE UP SOME OF YOUR OWN ROUTINES BACK IN THE DAY" "DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU GET TO WALTZ BACK IN HERE" "AFTER THREE YEARS AND TRY TO TELL US HOW TO RUN OUR OWN SHIT." "I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK TO DO." "NO!" "I'M JUST SAY-- THERE IS NO FUCKING UNIVERSE" "IN WHICH I AM NOT DOING THAT FIREMAN ROUTINE!" "YOU CAN FIND IT, MAN." "YOU GOT TO JUST, LIKE, LET GO, OKAY?" "I FUCKING GOT IT!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "YO, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING REAL WEDDING," "EXCEPT LIKE A FANTASY." "Ken:" "OH, MY GOD, DUDE!" "AND, LIKE, I GO OUT IN THE CROWD..." "YES!" "...AND FIND MYSELF, LIKE, A REAL FUCKING BRIDE." "OH, FUCK!" "AND I DO EVERYTHING WITH HER!" "LIKE, I'LL HAVE A RING AND EVERYTHING," "AND I'LL PROPOSE TO HER, AND PEOPLE THROW RICE." "THEY ARE THROWING RICE!" "RICE OUT OF OUR FUCKING PANTS!" "YES." "DUDE, THEY'RE FUCKING " "THEY'RE ALL " " EVERYONE'S THROWING RICE." "IT'S JUST SO COMPLEX." "OR BIRDSEED." "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT, MAN?" "!" "YO, MAN, I'M NOT A FUCKING DANCER LIKE YOU." "I JUST CAN'T COME UP WITH SHIT ON THE SPOT." "NO, IT'S NOT " " IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING A DANCER, RICHIE." "IT'S NOT." "OKAY, LOOK." ""PONY" " " IT'S NOT " " THAT WASN'T A DANCE ROUTINE, OKAY?" "ALL IT WAS IS I WAS AT A PARTY AND SAW THIS BADASS GIRL." "AND SHE WAS WITH HER BOYFRIEND," "AND HE DID NOT LOOK LIKE HE WAS HITTING THAT SHIT RIGHT." "SO THAT " " THAT SONG CAME ON, AND ALL I DID WAS JUST " "ALL I DID WAS JUST, LIKE, IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD DO TO HER." "THAT WAS IT." "THAT WAS ALL "PONY" EVER WAS." "NO, MAN." "IT SOUNDS FUCKING COMPLEX." "WHY IS THAT " " NO, IT'S NOT." "LOOK AT " " LOOK AT YOU!" "YOU'RE A FUCKING GREEK GOD." "YOU COULD FUCKING TIE YOUR SHOE" "AND MAKE SOME GIRL'S ENTIRE YEAR, MAN." "IT'S JUST GOT TO COME FROM IN HERE." "SERIOUSLY?" "YOU JUST HAVE TO BE YOU." "YEAH." "I KNOW SO." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FUCK THAT." "I BET YOU YOU CAN GO IN THERE RIGHT NOW " "I BET YOU YOU CAN GO IN THERE AND FUCKING MAKE HER DAY." "WHO, HER?" "Tarzan:" "HELL, YEAH." "HELL, YEAH." "THAT GIRL LOOKS LIKE SHE'S NEVER FUCKING SMILED" "IN HER ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE." "THEN THAT'S YOUR GOAL." "THAT IS YOUR GOAL." "ALL THE MORE REASON, MAN." "WHAT?" "YOU GOT TO GO IN THERE AND MAKE HER SMILE." "NO!" "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO." "YES." "AND IF YOU " " LOOK." "IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN NO ONE FUCKING CAN," "AND I'LL GO BACK AND DO THE FUCKING OLD ROUTINES." "OH, FUCK!" "THAT'S A FAIR DEAL." "THAT'S A FAIR DEAL." "YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING -- YOU'RE NOT A FIREMAN, RICHIE!" "YOU'RE NOT A FIREMAN." "I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT." ""I'M NOT A FIREMAN." "I AM NOT A FIREMAN."" "I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY -- WELL, I'M NOT A FUCKING FIREMAN." "YOU HATE FIRE!" "I'M A FUCKING MALE ENTERTAINER." "EXACTLY!" "YOU'RE A MALE ENTERTAINER." "RIGHT, MAN." "YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT." "NOW GO DO IT!" "B.D.R.!" "B.D.R.!" "COME ON!" "B.D.R.!" "B.D.R.!" "[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "MAKE HER DAY, DUDE." "LET'S GO." "SHOW THAT BIG BEAUTIFUL HEART." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "[ MUSIC STOPS, SLOW INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* YEAH *" "* YOU ARE MY FIRE *" "* THE ONE DESIRE *" "* BELIEVE WHEN I SAY *" "* I WANT IT THAT WAY *" "* WHEN WE ARE TWO WORLDS *" "* APART * [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "* CAN'T REACH TO YOUR HEART *" "* WHEN YOU SAY *" "* THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY *" "* TELL ME WHY *" "* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE *" "* TELL ME WHY *" "* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE *" "* TELL ME WHY *" "* I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY *" "* I WANT IT THAT WAY *" "* AM I YOUR FIRE?" "*" "* YOUR ONE DESIRE?" "*" "* YES, I KNOW *" "* IT'S TOO LATE *" "* BUT I WANT IT THAT WAY *" "* TELL ME WHY *" "* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE *" "* TELL ME WHY *" "* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE *" "* TELL ME WHY *" "* I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY *" "HOW MUCH FOR THE CHEETOS AND WATER?" "* DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY *" "* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE * [ ALL CHEERING ]" "* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE *" "* DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY *" "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "THAT WAS SPIRITUAL, MAN." "YES!" "I'M PROUD OF YOU, BUDDY." "WE CAN DO THIS." "WE CAN DO THIS!" "WE CAN DO THIS." "WE'VE GOT TO COME UP WITH NEW SHIT, OKAY?" "FUCKING HISTORY RIGHT HERE, OKAY?" "THIS SHIT IS HISTORY." "GONE." "WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF IT." "OUT WITH THE PAST." "I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN THE NAVY!" "I DON'T WANT THIS "TOP GUN" SHIT." "FUCK THE NAVY, MAN." "YEAH!" "GONE!" "OH, BABY!" "IT'S TIME." "THAT SHIT ITCHED." "IT'S TIME." "BOOM." "BOOM!" "THAT'S OUTTA HERE, BABY!" "FUCK THAT THING!" "RICHIE?" "DONE!" "FIREMAN OVER!" "NOT ANYMORE." "I'M NOT A FIREMAN ANYMORE!" "GET IT OUTTA HERE." "DON'T, MAN." "DON'T." "I'LL " " I'LL THROW IT AWAY WHEN WE GET BACK." "NO, NO, NO." "NOW!" "IT'S OVER." "HISTORY!" "NEW STUFF." "I LOVE YOU GUYS." "I " " LOOK." "I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH." "I KNOW WE'RE ROLLING FACE RIGHT NOW," "BUT, LIKE, I JUST NEED YOU GUYS TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU." "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, MAN." "THERE WAS A GIANT HOLE INSIDE OF ME" "THAT WAS CREATED WHEN YOU LEFT." "I'M HERE NOW." "AND NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S FULL AGAIN." "I LOVE YOU, MAN." "Ken:" "LET'S SYNC THIS SHIT UP." "WE GOTTA SYNC THIS UP." "WE'RE SYNCING UP THE ENERGY." "I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MAN!" "GIVE ME YOUR HANDS, MAN." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHOO!" "I TAKE IT Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL THAT?" "OH, YEAH." "YEAH!" "THAT IS OUR ENERGIES, MAN." "WE ARE CONNECTED." "HOLD " "TOBY!" "TOBY, THROW IT BACK HERE, BROTHER." "WE NEED YOU." "COME ON." "COME ON, MAN, SYNC UP." "COME ON!" "THIS IS POWERFUL, MAN!" "YOU FEEL THAT RHYTHM?" "OH, YEAH." "* MM, MM-MM-MM *" "YEAH." "OOH, YEAH." "* MM, MM-MM-MM * I LOVE YOU GUYS!" "THAT'S OUR PULSE, MAN." "I AM SO THANKFUL THAT WE ARE ALL HERE TOGETHER" "ON THIS LAST RIDE, MAN." "EVERYBODY -- EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES" "AND LET'S JUST APPRECIATE IT, NOT AS SIX BEINGS, BUT AS ONE." "AS ONE." "AS ONE." "AS ONE UNIT, MAN." "ONE FUCKING UNIT." "Tito:" "AS ONE." "WE'VE GOT TO MOVE INTO THE FUTURE AS ONE." "Tarzan:" "AS ONE UNIT." "ONE UNIT MOVING AS ONE." "THE PAST IS OVER!" "YEAH." "SHIT!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "UGH." "Mike:" "FUCK!" "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" "OW!" "GET OFF!" "GET OFF MY FUCKING LEG!" "Tarzan:" "UGH." "FUCK!" "Ken:" "IS EVERYBODY OKAY?" "NO, I'M NOT FUCKING OKAY!" "I'M NOT OKAY AT ALL!" "Richie:" "OH, SHIT." "HEY, WE GOT A MAN DOWN!" "Ken:" "OH, FUCK." "WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?" "HE HIT HIS FUCKING HEAD THERE." "OH, SHIT." "HE'S OKAY." "YOUR FRIEND SUFFERED A GRADE-2 CONCUSSION" "AND REQUIRED SOME STITCHES." "SO HE'S GONNA LIVE?" "YES." "HE'LL NEED TO STAY HERE FOR 48 HOURS OF OBSERVATION." "HE'S IN HERE." "MY PUPILS BUGGING OUT?" "SHH." "BE COOL." "YOU THINK SHE KNOWS?" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "OH, SHIT, MAN." "HEY." "TOBY." "WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?" "HEY, BRO." "WHAT'S UP, MAN?" "OH, FUCK." "HEY, GUYS." "I'M SO FUCKING SORRY." "NO." "NO." "I SHOULDN'T HAVE REACHED FOR YOU, MAN." "FUCK, MAN." "I SHOULDN'T HAVE CLOSED MY EYES." "WELL, THAT'S DEFINITELY TRUE." "FUCK, YEAH." "I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" "HEY." "HEY, HEY." "GO EASY ON HIM, MAN." "COME ON." "LOOK AT HIM." "EASY?" "HE'S FINE." "RIGHT?" "YEAH, I'M FINE, BUT THE FUCKING TRUCK, MAN." "YEAH, THE TRUCK IS TOWED." "IT'S GOING TO TAKE A FEW DAYS TO FIX IT." "BUT I THINK WE CAN AFFORD IT." "I JUST " " I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PAINT JOB." "IT WON'T BE ORIGINAL, BUT, UH, I CAN GET IT CLOSE." "ARE YOU IN PAIN, MAN?" "YEAH." "THEY GAVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING," "BUT IT'S JUST, LIKE, SHIT." "YEAH, I'M FEELING THAT." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "REIKI." "I'M A LEVEL-3 HEALER." "OH, SHIT." "[ SIGHS ] THIS FUCKING SUCKS." "NO FUCKING M.C. NO FUCKING WHIP." "NO FUCKING COSTUMES!" "THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA." "THROWING THE FUCKING COSTUMES OUT THE WINDOW?" "STUPID!" "JUST CHILL, MAN." "NO, MAN." "IT'S AN OMEN, OKAY?" "IT'S A SIGN." "WE'RE EXACTLY WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, ALL RIGHT?" "PLEASE SPARE US THE FUCKING GANDHI ROUTINE RIGHT NOW!" "OKAY." "YOU HAVE SO MUCH ANGER, MAN." "AND IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEART CHAKRA, AND IT'S FUCKING TOXIC." "LOOK, GUYS, PLEASE JUST CHILL." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" "COME ON!" "THIS IS THE COMEDOWN FROM THE MOLLY." "GET A GRIP." "GOD." "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT'S FUCKING COMEDOWN!" "THIS TRIP'S OVER!" "ALL I WANTED WAS ONE MORE FUCKING RIDE!" "IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?" "AW." "IS RICHIE GONNA CRY" "BECAUSE LIFE ISN'T EXACTLY THE WAY HE WANTS IT RIGHT NOW?" "OH, OKAY, MR. C.E.O." "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT ADVICE" "AND GIVE IT TO YOUR FUCKING EMPLOYEES?" "EMPLOYEES?" "I HAVE ONE EMPLOYEE." "AND I CAN'T EVEN PAY FOR HIS HEALTHCARE." "BUT I BUST MY ASS EVERY MONTH TO KEEP IT GOING." "SO DON'T ACT LIKE WE DON'T ALL HAVE PROBLEMS." "ALL RIGHT?" "OH, WHATEVER, MAN." "I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU COMING WITH US WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA." "OH, IT'S BEEN THE YEAR OF THE HORRIBLE IDEA, MAN." "YOU WANT TO SEE ANOTHER HORRIBLE IDEA?" "I GOT ONE FOR YOU." "BAM." "THERE YOU GO." "THERE'S A NICE, JUICY HORRIBLE IDEA FOR YOU." "BROOKE SAID NO?" "LOOK, I HAD MY LIFE ALL PLANNED OUT WITH HER." "ALL RIGHT?" "I -- IT WAS ALL PERFECTLY SET UP." "I HAD THE HOUSE, I HAD THE DOG," "I HAD "DOWNTON ABBEY" ON THE WEEKENDS." "I EVEN DID THE PROPOSAL ON THE BEACH" "WITH BACON AND MIMOSAS AND PANCAKES AND ALL THAT." "AND FOR WHATEVER REASON" "THAT I'LL PROBABLY NEVER UNDERSTAND..." "SHE WANTED SOMETHING ELSE." "SO I CAME ON THIS TRIP WITH YOU FUCKS" "TO JUST TRY TO GET ON WITH IT." "SO I'M GONNA BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA JUST LET IT END" "RIGHT HERE AND NOW." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT." "WE CAN'T LET THE TRAIN STOP HERE." "THAT'S RIGHT." "NO." "WE GOT A TSUNAMI OF DOLLAR BILLS TO GET TO, DADDY." "OH, WE'RE ON A MISSION." "FUCK, YEAH." "LOOK, WE'LL GET ANOTHER M.C. RIGHT, TOBIAS?" "THAT'S THE ENERGY I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE." "LOOK, WE'LL PICK HIM UP ON THE WAY HOME." "ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET A RENTAL CAR." "WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED A RENTAL CAR, I DON'T THINK." "THIS IS ANOTHER HORRIBLE IDEA, BUT..." "I KNOW AN M.C. IN SAVANNAH." "* *" "GENTLEMEN." "HEY." "HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE?" "UH, IS ROME IN TONIGHT?" "ARE YOU A MEMBER, SIR?" "N-NO." "NOT A " "NO, WE'RE NOT MEMBERS." "UH..." "I USED TO " "I USED TO DANCE HERE..." "BEFORE IT WAS THIS." "CAN YOU JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND " "JUST IF YOU COULD GET MY NAME TO ROME." "MIKE LANE." "AND IF " " AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO THE TRICK," "I GUESS WE'LL JUST STOP BOTHERING YOU." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]" "YOU CAN FOLLOW ME." "UH, Y'ALL CHILL DOWN HERE." "I'LL BE BACK." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "WHAT'S UP?" "SIT YOUR ASS DOWN." "MALIK, I'M SORRY FOR THE SURPRISE," "BUT A GHOST IS A GHOST." "I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS IN A MINUTE, OKAY?" "SO, THEY SAID "MIKE LANE AND COMPANY."" "MM-HMM." "WHO'S YOUR COMPANY?" "IT'S WHAT'S LEFT OF THE KINGS OF TAMPA." "OH, LET ME GUESS." "MR. CROCODILE DUNDEE DONE DID A LITTLE HOUDINI ACT?" "YEP." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "MM-HMM." "SEEMS SO." "JUST SO YOU KNOW," "I GOT OUT ON MY OWN ACCORD THREE YEARS AGO." "BUT YET HERE YOU ARE." "YOU GOT MY CURIOSITY, MIKE." "FLOOR IS YOURS." "NO." "I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND WANTED TO SEE" "IF I COULD STOP BY AND BORROW A CUP OF BROWN SUGAR." "[ SIGHS ]" "BOY, I TELL YOU, SHIT DON'T CHANGE, HUH?" "ALWAYS GOT TO LEAD WITH A JOKE" "BEFORE YOU ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT." "NO." "SO, WHAT DID YOU DO," "TURN THIS PLACE INTO SOME SORT OF A COUNTRY CLUB OR SOMETHING?" "GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT." "YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY IN THE ROMAN EMPIRE," "AS LONG AS YOU PAID THE EMPEROR YOUR TAXES," "YOU COULD WORSHIP WHO YOU WANTED," "WHERE YOU WANTED, HOW YOU WANTED." "FREEDOM HAD A SMALL PRICE." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE VALUE MORE THAN FREEDOM, MIKE?" "PLEASE SAY STRIPPERS." "NOPE." "BEAUTY." "SO, IF BEAUTY IS SOMETHING YOU REALLY WISH TO BEHOLD," "YOU CAN BEHOLD ALL THE BEAUTY YOU WANT RIGHT HERE." "ALL I ASK IS FOR A LITTLE MONTHLY FEE, YOU KNOW?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "SO IT'S A SUBSCRIPTION-BASED PLEASURE THAT YOU'RE SELLING?" "YOU GOT IT." "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND?" "SEE WHAT WE DO HERE." "MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN A LITTLE SOMETHING." "* I WANNA FREAK YOU *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ] * I WANNA FREAK YOU *" "* I WANNA FREAK YOU *" "* I WANNA FREAK YOU *" "* I WANNA FREAK YOU * [ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "* I WANNA FREAK YOU * * I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING, BABY *" "* TONIGHT YOU WON'T BE SORRY *" "* TONIGHT YOU GOT MY MIND *" "HOW YOU DOING, QUEEN?" "GOOD." "YOU FEELING GOOD?" "YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?" "MM-HMM." "ALL RIGHT, NOW, MR. AUGUSTUS." "I WANT YOU TO KEEP TAKING CARE OF THIS BEAUTY, YOU HEAR ME?" "YES, MA'AM." "ALL RIGHT." "* TO SHOW HOW MUCH *" "* I THINK ABOUT FREAKIN' YOU?" "*" "* WHAT MUST I SAY *" "* WHAT MUST I DO *" "* TO SHOW HOW MUCH *" "* I THINK ABOUT FREAKIN' YOU?" "*" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "* BUT I COULDN'T GO FOR WEEKS *" "* I CAN EVEN PLAY WITH ANOTHER BODY *" "* BUT IT WOULDN'T LAST 'CAUSE I'M A FREAK *" "* OH, EVERYTHING YOU SAY *" "* I'M TURNED ON BY EVERYTHING YOU DO *" "* AND AT NIGHT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES *" "* I ONLY DREAM OF FREAKIN' YOU *" "* OOH, TONIGHT I NEED YOUR BODY, BABY *" "* WHATEVER YOU WANT *" "* WHATEVER YOU NEED *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* YOU WON'T BE SORRY, BABY *" "* BABY, NO, NO *" "* WHATEVER YOU WANT, BABY *" "* IT WILL BE FINE, SO FINE *" "* WHAT MUST I SAY *" "* WHAT MUST I DO *" "* TO SHOW HOW MUCH *" "* I THINK ABOUT FREAKIN' YOU?" "*" "* WHAT MUST I SAY *" "* WHAT MUST I DO *" "* TO SHOW HOW MUCH... *" "[ SLOW INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* OH " " OH " " OH, THE RAIN KEEPS FALLIN' *" "* AND THESE..." "KEEP CALLIN' * [ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* UNH *" "* ALL THESE RAINDROPS FALLIN' ON MY WINDOW *" "* GOT ME WISHING THAT WE DID THE THINGS WE DIDN'T DO *" "* AND RIGHT NOW I WANNA SEX YOU, BABY *" "* HAS ANYBODY SEXED YOU LATELY?" "*" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* GOT ALL THESE HOES CALLING ASKING ME TO COME THROUGH *" "* ASKING ME TO COME THROUGH *" "* WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS ALL THEY DO IS MAKE ME CALL YOU *" "* YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU *" "* AND ASK IF I CAN SEX YOU, LADY *" "* OH *" "* CAN WE DO IT TILL WE BOTH LOOK CRAZY?" "*" "* CRAZY *" "* BABY, YOU KNOW I'M FROM ATLANTA *" "* AND THEY RAISE ME LIKE A KILLER *" "* RAISE ME LIKE A VILLAIN *" "* RAISE ME LIKE A PIMP *" "* AND THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS OUT HERE *" "* AND I COULD HAVE ALL OF THEM *" "* BUT I DON'T WANT NONE OF THEM *" "* I ONLY WANT ONE OF THEM *" "* ALL I WANNA DO IS SEX YOU, BABY *" "* I WANNA KNOW *" "* HAVE YOU HAD ANY GOOD SEX LATELY?" "*" "* LATELY, LATELY, LATELY *" "THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, BABY, AS ALWAYS." "JUST BEAUTIFUL." "ALL RIGHT, LADIES, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT?" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT." "BUT YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS A QUEEN UP IN HERE" "WHO MUST BE REMINDED OF HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS." "DON'T BE SHY." "WHERE YOU AT?" "OOP!" "BOOM." "THERE YOU GO." "GIVE ME YOUR HAND." "DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?" "QUEENS, AIN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "YOU HEAR THAT?" "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT," "WE'RE JUST GONNA SHOW YOU, OKAY?" "SO LET ME PRESENT TO YOU THE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE..." "ANDRE." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "CAROLINE." "DON'T BE SHY." "THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME." "IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S." "WHAT DID SHE DO?" "UM, SHE WAS THE FIRST FEMALE BLACK GROCERY OWNER" "IN THE STATE." "MM. A STRONG WOMAN." "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO DOMINA?" "OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS." "CELEBRATING MY DIVORCE." "YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BROUGHT YOU OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, HUH?" "Woman:" "WHOO!" "YEAH." "GOOD JOB." "OKAY." "I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE." "UH, CAROLINE, WOULD YOU MIND..." "SITTING FOR ME RIGHT HERE?" "THAT WOULD BE GREAT." "AND, UM, ONE LAST THING " "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING?" "ALCOHOL." "ALCOHOL." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OKAY." "ALCOHOL." "UM, I'M GONNA NEED SOME CROWD PARTICIPATION ON THIS ONE," "SO JUST, UH, FOLLOW MY LEAD." "[ SNAPS FINGERS RHYTHMICALLY ] YEAH." "MM-MM, MM-MM." "OKAY." "[ FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY ] MM." "YOUNG CAROLINE, GIVE A NIGGA HAPPY TIME." "SHE LIKE ALCOHOL, BUT YOU AIN'T HERE TO HEAR ME WHINE." "I'M LOOKING AT YOUR BACKSIDE." "I'M TRYING TO STAY PATIENT." "MAKE THAT THING CLAP." "THAT'S A STANDING OVATION." "GRANDMA INDEPENDENT." "SHE DON'T NEED YOUR HELP." "BUT YOU DON'T REALLY FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF." "THAT'S WHY THE NAME FEEL FUNNY IN YOUR MOUTH." "YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, BUT I CAN SEE IT." "AND FUCK THAT DUDE." "HE DON'T GET YOU." "I KNOW YOU'RE COOL AND I JUST MET YOU." "PICK YOU UP AROUND 8:00." "I CAN COME AND GET YOU." "ON THE COAST, AND WE BALLIN' BACK AND FORTH" "LIKE IT'S PING-PONG AND YOU AIN'T GOT A THING ON." "LET ME SING YOUR THEME SONG." "* CAROLINE *" "* THIS COULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL *" "* THIS LOVE OF MINE WILL NEVER LET GO *" "* IF I COULD MAKE YOU MINE *" "* OH, I'D TREAT YOU SO SPECIAL *" "* BE MINE *" "* OH, BE MINE *" "ALL RIGHT." "I NEED Y'ALL TO CLAP ON THIS ONE." "OKAY." "* CAROLINE * [ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING ]" "* THIS COULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL *" "* THIS LOVE OF MINE COULD NEVER LET GO *" "* AND IF I MAKE YOU MINE *" "* OH, I'D TREAT YOU SO SPECIAL *" "* BE MINE *" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]" "WHY ARE YOU HERE?" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES, WOMEN CHEERING IN DISTANCE ]" "I DON'T KNOW." "ME AND THE GUYS WERE, UH..." "WE WERE NEAR SAVANNAH." "AND I COULDN'T NOT SEE YOU." "OKAY." "AND?" "DON'T LAUGH." "UH, WE'RE GOING UP TO THE CONVENTION AND " " I DON'T KNOW." "WE'RE GONNA HAVE ONE CRAZY NIGHT TO PUT THIS IN BED AND..." "I DON'T KNOW." "I JUST THOUGHT IT COULD BE FUN." "THE CONVENTION?" "SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO SEE ME" "ABOUT THAT BULLSHIT CONVENTION?" "NO." "LOOK " " LOOK, I KNOW." "I JUST THOUGHT IT..." "PRESENTED ITSELF AS AN " "AS AN INTERESTING OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO " "NO, NO, NO, NO." "NO." "FOR YOU MAYBE." "WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED A CONVENTION FOR, MIKE?" "YOU DON'T." "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING." "WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH, PLEASE?" "WILL YOU JUST " " NO." "UNH-UNH." "NO." "I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU FOR EIGHT YEARS" "SINCE YOU WALKED OUT ON ME." "OH, DID I WALK OUT ON YOU?" "BECAUSE IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, I WENT AND TOOK A JOB." "AND WHEN I CAME BACK, SOMEONE WOULDN'T LET ME IN THE HOUSE." "MIKE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN COME UP IN HERE" "AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND SNAP YOUR FINGERS" "AND I'M SUPPOSED TO DO A FAVOR FOR YOU?" "OKAY." "MAYBE..." "I'M " " I'M AN IDIOT." "I'M SORRY." "I-I'M NOT SAYING THAT AT ALL." "REALLY?" "I DON'T NEED A FAVOR FROM YOU." "FUCK THE CONVENTION." "DON'T -- ALL IT IS IS AN EXCUSE" "FOR US TO TRY TO PUT THIS SHIT BETWEEN US TO BED." "THAT'S ALL." "OH, SHIT." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "THANK YOU, OCTAVIUS." "OOH." "YOU'RE WONDERFUL." "MY QUEENS, GATHER." "I NEED YOU." "I NEED YOU." "YOU EVER HAD A GHOST COME TO YOUR FRONT DOOR?" "A GHOST FROM YOUR PAST, ONE THAT STILL MAKES YOU SHIVER?" "[ WOMEN MURMURING, CHEERING ]" "I HAD ONE TODAY." "SO I NEED YOUR HELP." "I NEED YOU TO HELP ME MAKE A DECISION" "OF WHETHER I SHOULD LEAVE THAT GHOST IN HIS GRAVE" "OR GIVE HIM AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE RESURRECTED." "Women:" "RESURRECTED!" "Rome:" "OKAY." "I GOT A LITTLE TREAT FOR Y'ALL TONIGHT." "IT'S A MAN I KNEW..." "AS WHITE CHOCOLATE." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "SOME MIGHT KNOW HIM AS MAGIC MIKE." "[ WOMEN CHEER ]" "WE'RE GONNA SEE IF HE'S STILL GOT SOME MAGIC IN THAT MIKE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "HELLO, BEAUTIFUL." "YOU DOWN FOR A LITTLE FUN TONIGHT?" "YES." "ALL RIGHT." "HAVE A SEAT." "MIKE?" "COME ON." "LET'S NOT DO THIS." "UH..." "MNH-MNH." "MALIK?" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ SLOW INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* I'M " " I'M " " I'M -- I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "* DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, DA *" "COME ON, MAN." "YOU GOT THIS." "* I'M " " I'M " " I'M -- I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "[ ALL CHEERING ]" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "* TELL ME WHY YOU WANNA BE BAD *" "* BAD *" "* TELL ME WHY YOU WANNA BE BAD *" "* YOU SWEATIN' *" "* WHY YOU CALLIN' ME DADDY?" "*" "* GIVING YOU THE BEST YOU EVER HAD, BABE *" "* MAKE ME FEEL LIKE YOU AIN'T EVER HAD IT *" "* STRETCHING YOU OUT LIKE YOU ARE ELASTIC *" "* TURN AROUND, POKE IT OUT SO I CAN GRAB IT *" "* FLIP THAT ASS OVER LIKE WE IN GYMNASTICS *" "* YOU NASTY *" "* UNH *" "* BABY, TELL ME THAT YOU WANT IT DEEPER *" "* I DON'T EVER WANNA COME OUT *" "* PUT YOU IN A COMA *" "* YOU'RE A SLEEPER *" "* I KNOW THAT YOUR BODY'S BEEN DROWSED *" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "* FEEL IT *" "* FEEL IT *" "* OOH *" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "* TELL ME, DO YOU WANNA BE BAD *" "* TELL ME, DO YOU WANNA BE BAD, BABE *" "* WITH THE SHOTS " " POW POW -- YOU BUST OFF LIKE AN UZI *" "* THINK I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER MAT, BABE *" "* BACK THAT ASS UP ON ME LIKE I'M JUVIE *" "* ABOUT NOTHING BUT ACTION IN THIS MOVIE *" "* IT'S GOING DOWN *" "* TURN AROUND, LET ME FEEL YOUR BOOTY *" "* I'M A PRIVATE IN YOUR PARTS *" "* I'M AT DUTY *" "* GIRL, GIVE IT TO ME *" "* UNH, UNH *" "* BABY, YOU REMIND ME OF MY JEEPER *" "* THE WAY YOU BODY'S BOUNCING UP AND DOWN *" "* FEELS LIKE A TSUNAMI OR KATRINA *" "* I SWEAR I AM DEEP ENOUGH TO DROWN *" "* OH, GIRL *" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "* UH, UH *" "* UH, UH *" "* UH, UH, UH *" "* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL IT *" "SO, SEEING AS THOUGH YOU ARE LEAVING AGAIN..." "I HAVE ANDRE OVER HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU." "HE'LL TAKE YOU WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO." "YEAH." "WE GOT TO GET ON THE ROAD." "THIS WAS, UH, THIS WAS FUN " "WHATEVER, I GUESS, THAT THIS WAS." "IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU." "LIKEWISE." "Richie:" "SO..." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "Y'ALL USED TO DANCE TOGETHER?" "Mike:" "UH, YEAH." "LOOK, IT'S A..." "[ LAUGHS ]" "IT'S A LONG, LONG STORY, BUT, UH, ROME AND I MET EACH OTHER" "AT A VERY INTERESTING TIME IN OUR LIVES," "AND " " AND, UH, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT WE HAD A THING." "MM. YEAH." "I'D SAY YOU HAD A THING." "YEAH." "WELL, UNTIL I, UH, I WENT TO WORK WITH DALLAS." "YEAH." "SO..." "IS SHE GONNA COME HELP US OR WHAT?" "NO. [ LAUGHS ] NO." "I DON'T " " I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA ACTUALLY HAPPEN." "ROME LIKES TO STAY IN HER CASTLE." "THAT'S WHY SHE BUILT IT." "SO, UH, I GETTING ON 95 NORTH, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "IT'S JUST OUTSIDE OF CHARLESTON." "SHE TEXTED ME THE ADDRESS." "I DON'T KNOW." "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET CLOSER." "YOU NEED A CO-PILOT?" "YES, PLEASE." "OKAY." "THAT WAS INSANE TONIGHT, MAN." "THANKS." "I'M SERIOUS, DUDE." "THAT WAS LIKE..." "IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT." "I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU." "YOUR STUFF IS REVOLUTIONARY, MAN." "SOMETIMES THE SONGS ARE A LITTLE..." "NO, MAN." "IT WAS PERFECT." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "I APPRECIATE THAT." "AND YOU JUST MADE THAT UP ON THE SPOT." "I " " WELL, ROME LIKES US TO PUT OUR PASSION IN OUR WORK." "WELL, IT SHOWS, MAN." "I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING ELSE WITH YOUR MUSIC?" "MAN, I'M TRYING." "I PUT IT UP ONLINE." "HOPEFULLY, LIKE, IT'LL SPREAD THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA," "BUT HONESTLY, WITH THIS E.P. THAT'S COMING OUT, IT'S..." "OH, COOL, MAN." "IT'S HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT." "'CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT THAT COMES ON THE INTERNET EVERY DAY." "OH." "SO MUCH." "I JUST WANT TO STAY AUTHENTIC." "YEAH." "WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE TRYING, MAN." "AT LEAST YOU'RE TRYING." "THAT'S WHY I MOVED DOWN TO FLORIDA BACK IN THE DAY," "ACTUALLY, WAS TO DO MUSIC STUFF." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "I SANG IN "DREAM ALONG WITH MICKEY"" "AT DISNEY WORLD FROM '03 TO '05." "[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?" "YEAH, MAN." "FOR REAL." "I MEAN, I STARTED OUT AS THE DONALD DUCK UNDERSTUDY," "BUT I " " I WAS PLAYING MICKEY BY MY SECOND YEAR." "I GOT SIGNED BY AN AGENT," "BOOKED A COUPLE REGIONAL COMMERCIAL SPOTS." "AND ONE DAY I HEARD AN AD ON THE RADIO LOOKING FOR DANCERS." "AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GOES, SO..." "WHEN I STARTED THIS, I THOUGHT " "MAN, I THOUGHT I'D HATE IT." "BUT NOW, IF THE " " IF, LIKE, THE E.P. BLEW UP TOMORROW," "I'D PROBABLY STILL DO THIS ON THE SIDE." "WHAT?" "I'M SERIOUS." "YOU'RE SHITTING ME." "DO YOU SEE HOW MANY GIRLS I MEET EVERY DAY?" "YES." "FOR FREE?" "FOR FREE!" "I DON'T GOT TO PAY FOR " "ALL I DO IS SING." "AND YOU THINK ABOUT THAT." "LIKE, THESE GIRLS HAVE TO DEAL WITH MEN IN THEIR LIVES" "EVERY DAY WHO -- THEY DON'T LISTEN TO THEM." "THEY DON'T ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT." "THEY DON'T EVEN ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT." "ALL WE GOT TO DO IS ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT." "AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, MAN." "IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIKE..." "WE'RE LIKE HEALERS OR SOMETHING." "YES, MAN." "FUCK, YES." "WE ARE." "THAT'S RIGHT." "WE'RE HEALERS." "WE'RE HEALERS, MAN." "WE CAN BE." "OKAY." "YEAH." "WE CAN BE." "WE CAN BE." "OKAY." "I LIKE THAT." "[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]" "* *" "[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]" "HEY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE." "NO PROBLEM, MAN." "GOOD TALKING TO YOU, MAN." "SAFE HOME." "LOOK US UP WHEN YOU GET BACK." "ALL RIGHT, MAN." "THANKS, MAN." "YOU SURE THIS IS THE PLACE?" "YEAH." "I'M POSITIVE." "SHE SAID IT, AND I GOT THE TEXT." "LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HOOKED UP WITH A TRUST FUND BABY!" "YOU KNOW?" "I JUST HIT HER WITH HER FAVORITE FLAVOR, BABY," "AND WE'RE LIVIN' LARGE." "MEGAN?" "HELLO?" "[ Singsong voice ] MEGAN?" "THERE'S SOME LAW OF ATTRACTION GOING ON UP IN HERE." "THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE." "MEGAN!" "IT'S TITO!" "HEY!" "OH..." "SHIT." "WHO ARE YOU?" "JUST, UH, FRIENDS OF MEGAN." "Woman:" "AH." "IS MEGAN HERE?" "MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE." "WHO ARE YOU?" "OH, YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY." "WE'LL JUST GO OUT " "YOU SAID MEGAN WAS BACK THIS WAY IN THE GUESTHOUSE?" "YOU HOLD ON." "Y'ALL CAN'T JUST WALK IN MY HOUSE LIKE STRANGERS" "WITHOUT HAVING A HELLO DRINK." "[ LAUGHS ]" "YOU COME ON NOW AND HAVE A SEAT." "WHAT YOU WANT?" "YOU WANT RED?" "YOU WANT WHITE?" "WE GOT WHISKEY." "WE GOT SHINE." "Y'ALL GET SOMETHING." "[ LAUGHS ]" "HOW ABOUT WE START WITH WINE AND END WITH SHINE?" "I LIKE THAT RULE." "HONEY, YOU COME SIT RIGHT HERE." "COME ON." "OH, SHIT!" "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "IT SMELLS GOOD." "WELL..." "CHEERS!" "CHEERS." "CHEERS." "EYE CONTACT." "THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY, MA'AM." "QUIT THAT PROPER SHIT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY EX." "WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?" "UH, I'M MIKE." "THIS IS TITO..." "TITO." "...KEN..." "KEN." "...RICHIE," "UH..." "ERNEST." "...ERNEST." "ERNEST." "WELL, I'M NANCY." "AND THIS IS MAE, JULIA, DIANE, AND JESSICA." "HEY." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "Ken:" "NICE TO MEET Y'ALL." "THANK YOU, LADIES." "Y'ALL DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM AROUND HERE." "WE'RE FROM MIAMI." "UH, JUST..." "FLORIDA." "THERE'S ONE IN OHIO, DUDE." "JUST PASSING THROUGH ON OUR WAY TO MYRTLE BEACH." "OH!" "MYRTLE BEACH!" "REDNECK RIVIERA." "Y'ALL SHOULD TRY KIAWAH INSTEAD." "OH, YEAH, I HEARD THAT'S REAL NICE, MA'AM." ""OH, YEAH, I HEARD THAT'S REAL NICE, MA'AM."" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "LISTEN TO HIM!" "IS THAT WHAT I SOUND LIKE?" "YOU'RE GOOD!" "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW" "WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE WITH THOSE GIRLS." "HOW DO Y'ALL KNOW MY DAUGHTER?" "WE JUST..." "UH, WE JUST MET HER AT A " "AT A" " IN JACKSONVILLE AT -- AT A..." "IT WAS A BAR." "A BAR." "WELL, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER." "ALWAYS MAKING NEW FRIENDS!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "SO WHAT DO Y'ALL DO?" "WE ARE..." "I, UH " " HEY!" "HOW ARE YOU?" "HEY!" "HI!" "THERE YOU ARE." "HEY." "WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?" "Nancy:" "OH, THE BOYS ARE JUST ABOUT TO TELL US" "WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING." "OH." "MM-HMM." "WE, UH..." "[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT DO " " UH, I HAVE " "I HAVE MY OWN FURNITURE COMPANY." "Tito:" "YEAH." "HE'S GREAT." "UM..." "TITO HERE IS INTO YOGURT." "FROZEN YOGURT." "YEAH." "ARTISANAL." "KEN IS A BUDDING ACTOR AND, UM, AND LEVEL-3 REIKI HEALER." "UH, SO IF YOU NEED ANY WORK DONE..." "UH, ERNIE IS -- IS AN ARTIST." "HE'S A PAINTER." "MOM, THEY'RE MALE STRIPPERS." "Nancy:" "NOW, THAT MAKES SENSE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE?" "BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWKWARD TO DO SOMEBODY LIKE THAT." "ENOUGH WITH THAT FUCKING LANGUAGE!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OH, GOD, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HAD" "A REAL LIVE STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE BEFORE." "Ken:" "YOU HAVE NOW." "UH, WELL, ACTUALLY, THE " " THE TECHNICAL TERM IS " "IS MALE ENTERTAINER." "OH, MY!" "MOM, THEY'RE NOT HERE FOR THAT." "THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS." "OF COURSE NOT!" "SHIT, DIANA, GO DOWN AND GRAB US SOME MORE VINO." "NO, NO, NO." "DON'T " " DON'T YOU WORRY." "I GOT THIS." "I'LL RELOAD, NANCY." "OKAY, BABY." "YOU JUST " " YOU JUST GET ANYTHING THAT LOOKS EXPENSIVE." "AS MUCH OF THE GOOD STUFF" "AS YOUR LITTLE ARMS CAN CARRY, DARLING." "YOU GOT IT." "I-I GOT ARMS." "I'LL HELP." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "ARE YOU NATIVE AMERICAN, TITO?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "Tito:" "YES, ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE." "REALLY, I'VE GOT IT." "THANKS, THOUGH." "OH, YOU DO NOT HAVE IT." "BY WHAT I JUST SAW UP THERE," "WE ARE GONNA NEED A FUCKING PACK MULE TO WATER THAT BUNCH." "SO " " I DON'T KNOW." "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN NEW YORK, BY THE WAY." "OH, WAIT." "IS THAT NOT WHERE WE ARE?" "WOW." "HMM?" "I CHANGED MY MIND." "SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GONNA BE ON THE POLE" "OR YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ON THE POLE?" "BECAUSE, I MEAN," ""DOLLY TITZ ON THE MAIN STAGE, COMING UP FOR YOU, BOYS." "GET YOUR DOLLAR BILLS OUT AND LET'S BRIGHTEN UP HER DAY"" "SOUNDS AWESOME TO ME." "HA HA." "NICE CALLBACK, CLITORIA." "IT'S LOW-HANGING FRUIT." "I CAN'T HELP MYSELF." "WHAT'S THE PLAN NOW, THEN?" "CURRENTLY?" "YEP." "FIND THE PERFECT DYNAMITE FOR THAT POWDER KEG UPSTAIRS" "AND..." "WATCH IT BLOW." "OKAY." "WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?" "SOMETHING OLD AND EXPENSIVE -- TO FIT IN UPSTAIRS." "COOL." "THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME." "RACIST." "HMM?" "1959 CHâTEAU LAFITE." "THAT'LL DO." "Richie:" "YOU SEE, WHAT I HEAR" "IS THAT GUY ISN'T TAKING CARE OF HIS OWN SHIT." "HOW ARE YOU GONNA EXPECT YOUR LADY TO TRIM THE HEDGES," "IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO..." "PRUNE THE TREE?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "SEE, I HAVE A THREE-DAY MAX-GROWTH RULE." "REALLY?" "Richie:" "ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY, MA'AM." "WOW." "PARDON MY LANGUAGE." "OH, PLEASE." "WE GOT WINE!" "[ ALL CHEERING ]" "A BASKET FULL OF WINE!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "WE GOT A BASKET OF WINE." "Nancy:" "YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOME HUSBAND TALES IN HERE." "OR EX-HUSBAND TALES." "JULIA AND I ARE TRYING TO LURE MAE AND DIANA" "OVER TO THE DARK SIDE." "USE THE FORCE, NANCE." "COME ON, MAE." "IT'S YOUR TURN." "All:" "COME ON, MAE." "COME ON, MAE." "WE KNOW IT AIN'T ALL PEACHES AND ROSES IN THAT BEDROOM." "CONE OF SILENCE HERE." "FINE." "I'LL GO, THEN." "UGH." "HERE'S A WHOPPER FOR YOU." "HERE WE GO." "ROGER'S THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH." "THEN YOU ARE GONNA GET MORE WINE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ Sighing ] YEAH." "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO HIM WHEN I WAS 17, AND THAT WAS THAT." "TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS," "BUT ONLY ONE PENIS MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE." "SADLY, I WAS TOO NAIVE TO RECOGNIZE THAT HE WAS A GAY MAN." "MOM, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT." "OH, I KNEW ENOUGH." "I KNEW HE REALLY LIKED IT WHEN I PUT MY FING" "MOM!" "NO." "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT." "HEY!" "WELL, YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!" "IT'S NOT SO TERRIBLE." "BECAUSE I PISSED AWAY ALL OF THIS ON ONE MAN." "AND YOU ARE NOT GONNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE." "Megan:" "GOT IT." "THAT'S WHY I TELL THESE GIRLS TO PLAY THE FIELD." "AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU FIND ONE" "THAT ROCKS YOUR FUCKING SOCKS OFF!" "Ken:" "MY MOTTO." "HEAR, HEAR." "Tarzan:" "WELL, YOU KNOW, NANCY, THAT PLAYS BOTH WAYS." "I THINK I'VE HAD AS GOOD A RUN AS ANYBODY." "BUT I'D TRADE ALL THAT IN A HEARTBEAT" "TO COME HOME TO A WIFE, A KID, PEOPLE THAT LOVE ME." "THAT HOLE IS NEVER GONNA BE FILLED." "THAT SHIP FUCKING SAILED." "WOW." "Ken:" "I THINK MY SOUL JUST DIED A LITTLE BIT." "Tito:" "I LOVE YOU, ERNIE." "WELL, HANK AND I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON." "WHAT?" "EVERY TIME IT STARTS, HE JUST GOES AND TURNS 'EM OFF." "AND I TRY TO DROP HINTS, BUT, UM..." "MAYBE IT'S ME." "I DON'T KNOW." "Nancy:" "COME ON." "NEVER ONCE?" "NEVER." "Ken:" "HE'S NOT SHOWING YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE." "NO." "YOU'RE GORGEOUS -- YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" "SHE'S GORGEOUS, RIGHT?" "AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE PAINT JOB." "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS VESSEL." "I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S INSIDE YOU." "I READ ENERGY IN MY WORK," "AND " " AND YOURS IS PURE AND SWEET AND LOVING AND NURTURING." "YOU GOT TO TALK TO HIM." "'CAUSE IF HE'S NOT GONNA WORSHIP YOU," "THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS OUT THERE WHO WILL." "AND THE LINE STARTS RIGHT HERE." "WINDS AROUND THIS ROOM, TOO." "YEP." "ABSOLUTELY." "YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" "GOOD." "DON'T " " NO, NO." "DON'T GET SHY ON ME." "YOU NEED TO SAY IT." "I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT." "OWN IT." "WELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM." "WELL, TELL HIM WHAT YOUR FANTASY IS." "AND MAKE SURE HE DOES IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON." "IF HE DOESN'T, THEN Y'ALL HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM." "WELL, I, UM..." "WHEN WE WERE IN COLLEGE AND WE WERE FALLING IN LOVE," "WE USED TO LISTEN TO THAT SONG, UM, "HEAVEN."" "OH, SHIT." "YES!" "I LOVE THAT SONG." "* OH, THINKING ABOUT ALL OUR YOUNGER YEARS *" "[ CHEERING ]" "* THERE WAS ONLY YOU AND ME *" "* WE WERE YOUNG AND WILD AND FREE *" "WILL YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME?" "MM-HMM." "YEAH." "COME ON!" "* NOW NOTHING CAN TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME *" "* WE'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE *" "* BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW * [ LAUGHTER ]" "* YOU KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE *" "* BABY, YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANT *" "* WHEN YOU'RE LYING HERE IN MY ARMS *" "* I'M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE WE'RE IN HEAVEN *" "COME ON, BOYS." "Tito:" "YEAH." "All:" "* AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED *" "* AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART *" "* IT ISN'T TOO HARD TO SEE WE'RE IN HEAVEN *" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "DO YOU FEEL GOOD?" "YEAH, BABY." "WHOO!" "THAT'S WONDERFUL!" "I DON'T THINK HANK CAN DO THAT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "DOCTOR'S IN THE HOUSE, BABY." "THE DOCTOR HAS CHECKED INTO THE BUILDING." "[ LAUGHTER ] OH, THANK YOU." "YEAH!" "FUCK, KEN!" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "Y'ALL KNOW THAT WAS MY AUDITION SONG." "WHAT?" "YEAH, IT WAS ONE OF THEM." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IT'S AWESOME." "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH, GOD, I JUST LOVE THIS FUCKING NIGHT!" "I LOVE IT!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "I WISH WE HAD KNOWN YOU GUYS BACK IN OUR DAY, YOU KNOW?" "WELL, I'D SAY IT'S STILL YOUR DAY, MA'AM." "[ WOMEN MURMURING ]" "THANK YOU, RICHIE." "STAND UP." "OH, NO." "Nancy:" "COME ON, STAND UP." "Tito:" "HEY!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH, MY GOD." "JUST LOOK AT YOU." "YOU ARE JUST PERFECT." "DAMN!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OH, GOD." "OH, DAMN, LOOK AT YOU." "Julia:" "HERE IT COMES." "I HATE TO BE RUDE, BUT..." "YOU WANT TO POP THE HOOD." "[ SIGHS ]" "OH, SHIT." "[ CHEERING, LAUGHTER ]" "OH, MY GOD!" "Megan:" "MOM!" "Nancy:" "OH, PLEASE!" "OF COURSE YOU'RE -- YOU'RE EATING CAKE BY YOURSELF" "WHEN, UH, THE FIREWORKS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF IN THERE." "THIS ISN'T CONCERNING AT ALL." "WHAT CAN I SAY?" "I LIKE CAKE." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?" "A LADY IS ABOUT TO GET " "I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT IT INTO WORDS." "NO." "I'M A COOKIE GUY." "WHAT?" "YEAH." "IT'S RED FUCKING VELVET." "I WOULD TAKE A PACK OF OREOS OVER THAT BULLSHIT" "ANY DAY OF THE WEEK." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" "NOTHING'S WRONG." "'CAUSE COOKIES ARE AWESOME." "WELL, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANYTHING MORE" "TO SAY TO ONE ANOTHER." "LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OR WHATEVER " "I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ABOUT NEW YORK " "BUT I MAYBE INTUIT THAT IT MIGHT BE " "I'M GONNA START HIDING THE KITCHEN KNIVES IN A MINUTE." "SERIOUSLY, IT IS THAT OBVIOUS." "WHAT'S UP?" "I MET A PHOTOGRAPHER IN MIAMI AT THIS PARTY I WAS WORKING AT." "HE WAS NICE AND MARRIED AND ALL OF THAT." "MM." "TOOK A LOOK AT MY PHOTOS AND SAID I HAD AN EYE." "OFFERED ME A JOB RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT AS HIS ASSISTANT." "THAT'S COOL." "I MEAN, DID HE OFFER A PLACE FOR YOU TO STAY AS WELL" "THAT HAPPENED TO BE HIS HOUSE WHEN HIS WIFE WAS AWAY?" "THAT..." "YEAH." "WAIT." "WERE YOU THERE?" "I WAS THERE, BUT I WAS IN DRAG." "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE RECOGNIZED ME." "MM. BUT I JUST WANT TO THROW THIS OUT THERE, THOUGH." "UM, THIS MIGHT BE GOD'S WAY" "OF GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANCE AT MYRTLE BEACH." "MM." "ANY GOD WORTH BELIEVING IN" "CERTAINLY SENDS YOU DUDES IN THONGS WHEN IN NEED." "OR SHE JUST KNOWS THAT SOME ASSHOLE IN MIAMI " "SHE?" "YES, MY GOD IS A SHE." "UM, SHE JUST MIGHT KNOW THAT -- I DON'T KNOW " "SOME ASSHOLE IN MIAMI STOLE YOUR SMILE AND YOU NEED IT BACK." "AND I CAN GUARANTEE YOU" "THAT STRIPPERS WILL GIVE SMILES APLENTY" "AND MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT NEW YORK." "AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THEN THERE WILL BE 3,000 WOMEN THERE," "SEEING AS YOU'RE NOT IN A BOY PHASE." "THAT'S QUITE A PITCH." "MM." "LOOK, WHEN SHIT'S NOT GOING YOUR WAY," "GETTING A LITTLE CRAZY WITH SOME RANDOM FRIENDS" "HAS A WAY OF HELPING YOU SORT OUT YOUR OWN SHIT." "SO I'M YOUR FRIEND NOW?" "YOU'VE SEEN ME PEE." "I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT'S NOT MY FRIEND THAT'S SEEN ME PEE." "FAIR ENOUGH." "LOOK, I DON'T NORMALLY TRUST A COOKIE GUY..." "BUT I'LL -- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT." "THAT'S VALID." "[ LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE ]" "ALL RIGHT." "YOU THINK ABOUT IT, DOLLY." "I'M GONNA GO BACK IN THERE AND FEED THE WOLVES," "'CAUSE IT'S GETTING A LITTLE RABID IN THERE." "ALL RIGHT?" "IT'S ZOE, BY THE WAY." "ZOE." "MM-HMM." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "MAGIC." "MAGIC MIKE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ SNORING ]" "THANKS, MAN." "YEAH." "MORNING, GENTLEMEN." "MORNING." "HEY, BUDDY." "EVERYONE SLEEP ALL RIGHT?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "YOU BOYS HAVE FUN." "MM." "MM. [ INHALES SHARPLY ]" "MM." "[ Whispering ] DID YOU BANGEE?" "DID YOU BANGEE?" "[ Whispering ] YES." "YOU BANGED HER?" "[ Whispering ] WAS SHE THE GLASS SLIPPER?" "YES, MAN!" "THAT WONDERFUL, NICE LADY WAS THE GLASS SLIPPER?" "HOLD IT." "EVERY INCH?" "WOW." "Y'ALL HAD A CRAZY CONNECTION, MAN." "I COULD FEEL IT." "I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU." "[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?" "YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME." "YEAH." "WHAT?" "!" "YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING." "OH, SHIT!" "THIS IS US?" "IT WAS THE EX-HUSBAND'S." "SAID SHE DIDN'T CARE WHAT SHAPE I BROUGHT IT BACK IN," "AS LONG AS I BROUGHT IT BACK." "DIDN'T REALIZE SHE'D BEEN MARRIED TO SHAWN KEMP." "PIMPIN'!" "SWEET!" "THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF MACHINERY, MAN." "HOLY SHIT." "WE'RE GONNA KILL ON THE STRIP IN MYRTLE." "THIS IS NICE." "THIS IS GONNA KILL." "* I WILL BRING YOU STARLIGHT BY THE BARROW *" "* I WILL BRING YOU ROSES BY THE SCORE *" "* THERE'S NO OTHER WAY *" "* THERE'S NO OTHER WAY *" "* THERE'S NO OTHER WAY *" "* MEET ME IN THE TWILIGHT BY THE SEASIDE *" "* MEET ME UNDERNEATH THE WILLOW'S FALL *" "* THERE'S NO OTHER WAY *" "* THERE'S NO OTHER WAY * [ LAUGHTER ]" "* THERE'S NO OTHER WAY *" "[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]" "GENTLEMEN, WELCOME." "WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU." "UH, MS. DAVIDSON CALLED AHEAD, UPGRADED YOUR ROOMS," "AND BOOKED YOU OUR CONFERENCE SPACE." "OH, WHAT'S UP, MS. DAVIDSON?" "YEAH." "OH, I KNOW WHAT'S -- I KNOW WHAT WAS UP MS. DAVIDSON." "[ LAUGHS ]" "THAT'S SICK, MAN." "NO!" "GET OUTTA HERE!" "Tarzan:" "COME ON, MAN." "Tito: [ LAUGHS ]" "SO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO HAVE ME WAIT FOR YOU FOR TWO HOURS?" "NO, IT'S NOT OKAY, BUT SOMEONE SHOULD'VE TOLD ME." "YO, MAN." "DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU." "I AIN'T NEVER GONNA SAY THAT." "I PROMISE YOU THAT." "LOOK AT THIS!" "WHAT'S UP?" "HOW YOU DOING?" "WHAT'S UP, MAN?" "HI, SWEETIE." "SO, 3,000 WOMEN, MAN?" "3,000 WOMEN." "YOU GOT SOME IDEAS?" "YEAH, I GOT SOME IDEAS." "THEY AIN'T READY FOR YOU." "THEY AIN'T READY FOR US." "[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* PACK YOUR GRIP *" "* TAKIN' YOU ON A TRIP *" "* AIN'T NO SEATS *" "* ALL WE GOT'S DANCIN' FEET *" "* LEAVE YOUR WORRIES BEHIND *" "* 'CAUSE RAIN, SHINE, WON'T MIND *" "* WE'RE RIDIN' ON THE GROOVE LINE TONIGHT *" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "* GET THIS TRAIN *" "* KNOW YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU CAME *" "* HIT THE TRACK *" "* PARTY HARD THERE AND BACK *" "* LEAVE YOUR WORRIES BEHIND *" "* 'CAUSE RAIN, SHINE, WON'T MIND *" "* WE'RE RIDIN' ON THE GROOVE LINE TONIGHT *" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "* CHECK OUT THE WHEELS ARE TURNIN' *" "* YOU KNOW WE WON'T STOP *" "* WE GOT THIS BOILER BURNIN' *" "* WE'RE KEEPIN' IT HOT *" "* SO GRAB YOUR FRIENDS *" "* GET THE TRAIN COMIN' THROUGH *" "* CLIMB ON BOARD *" "* WHERE YOU LEAVE'S UP TO YOU *" "* LEAVE YOUR WORRIES BEHIND *" "* 'CAUSE RAIN, SHINE, WON'T MIND *" "* WE'RE RIDIN' ON THE GROOVE LINE TONIGHT *" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "WHOOT!" "* LEAVE YOUR WORRIES BEHIND *" "* 'CAUSE RAIN, SHINE, WON'T MIND *" "* WE'RE RIDIN'... * GOOD NIGHT." "GOOD NIGHT, Y'ALL." "LATER, GUYS." "WHERE IS YOUR YOGURT NOW, MAN?" "I'M STARVING." "YEAH." "[ GROANS ]" "YOU REALLY THINK " "YOU REALLY THINK IT'S GONNA WORK?" "YOU THINK I CAN PULL THIS OFF?" "WHAT, THE YOGURT TRUCK?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "ABSOLUTELY." "MAN, I HOPE SO." "I HOPE I CAN KEEP IT AFLOAT, MAN." "'CAUSE NOTHING FEELS THAT GOOD." "OTHER THAN BEING ONSTAGE." "BUT THAT'S WHY." "THAT'S WHY IT'S GONNA WORK, MAN." "YOU LOVE IT TOO MUCH." "LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU." "IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY." "IF YOU WANT, MAN, LOOK, I'LL " "ON THE WAY BACK DOWN, I'LL -- I'LL GO OVER EVERYTHING YOU GOT." "WE'LL " " WE'LL GO THROUGH IT." "YEAH?" "YEAH." "THAT'D BE COOL, MAN." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "YOU KNOW, I GET WHY YOU LEFT." "I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE BACK." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "Woman:" "ALL RIGHT, HYPNOTIZE." "MAKE SURE YOU SEE SOUND AND LIGHTING." "THEY'LL HOOK YOU UP." "GO ON, MAKE SOME MONEY." "GIVE HIM A LOCKER KEY." "NEXT!" "Mike:" "PARIS." "HOLY FUCKING SHIT." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE?" "HI." "GIVE YOUR MAMA SOME SUGAR!" "HOW ARE YOU?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "THEY ALWAYS COME BACK." "MM-HMM." "I AM GREAT." "I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, 'CAUSE DALLAS," "HE DIDN'T LET ME KNOW Y'ALL WERE COMING." "WHERE IS HE?" "DALLAS IS NOT COMING." "IT'S JUST US." "BABY, I DON'T HAVE A SPOT FOR YOU." "YOU GOT A SPOT FOR US." "COME ON." "HONEY, YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS." "YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL." "ESPECIALLY YOU." "YOU " " YOU'VE BEEN OUT!" "HOW LONG?" "[ STAMMERING ]" ""D" " D" " D" " D--" DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "COUPLE YEARS." "COME ON." "YOU CAN FIND US A SPOT." "YOU'VE NOT BEEN DANCING." "COME ON." "LOOK AT YOU." "LET ME SEE." "COME ON." "YOU KNOW I " "ARE YOU EVEN IN SHAPE?" "IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE." "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "I DON'T KNOW." "WHO'S THIS?" "BIG DUMB RICK?" "HOW YOU DOING?" "IT'S DICK." "OKAY." "SO, YOU DON'T HAVE AN M.C. WE DO HAVE AN M.C." "YOU DON'T HAVE AN M.C. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "WE DO HAVE AN M.C." "Rome:" "HEY, GORGEOUS." "SHUT THE FUCK UP." "MM-HMM." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "HEY." "HOW YOU BEEN?" "HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?" "GOOD." "SO, YOU GOT A SPOT FOR US?" "THIS GIRL TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "WHO IS AT 10:20?" "BUMPER GRINDERS?" "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "ALL RIGHT." "FOR HER." "10:20." "THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU." "THAT'S A MONEY SPOT." "I EXPECT Y'ALL TO MAKE SOME MONEY IN THAT SPOT." "THANK YOU." "[ MID-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYING ]" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "HOW ARE THE KNEES?" "ROTTEN." "YEAH?" "YOU GOOD?" "TELL YOU THE TRUTH, MAN," "I HAVEN'T FELT THIS NERVOUS SINCE DESERT STORM." "WHAT?" "H-HOW HAVE I KNOWN YOU THIS LONG" "AND I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE IN DESERT STORM?" "JUST NEVER CAME UP." "LOOK, I DON'T KNOW." "ME AND YOU, WE HAVEN'T REALLY HAD A CHANCE TO HAVE OUR MOMENT." "ARE WE GOOD?" "YOU KNOW, MIKE, WHEN I CALLED YOU," "I DIDN'T CALL TO FUCK WITH YOU." "I CALLED 'CAUSE I MISSED YOU, MAN." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "READ MY FANGS." "LET HER MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS." "PSST!" "WHATEVER." "CHILL, GUYS." "I FUCKED BELLA!" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "WHO'S KILLING IT OUT THERE?" "FUCKING VAMPIRE BULLSHIT." "DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?" "THEY'RE DOING A FUCKING "TWILIGHT" ROUTINE" "AND THEY'RE MOPPING UP." "ALL THOSE TWEENERS ARE GROWING UP, MAN." "MAKES PERFECT SENSE." "MM. THAT'S TRUE." "YEP." "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "WOW." "OKAY." "DUDE, I-I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCK THIS UP, MAN." "WHAT ARE YOU T-- YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK THIS UP." "AND LOOK, AND ON THE OFF CHANCE" "THAT WE ACTUALLY GO OUT THERE AND SHIT THE BED, WHO CARES?" "DON'T SAY THAT." "WHY?" "FUCK IT." "LOOK, I LOVE YOU GUYS." "THIS TRIP HAS BEEN RIDICULOUS AND AMAZING." "SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME GIVE THE WHOLE" ""IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW WE GO OUT THERE AND DO IT," "IT'S ABOUT GETTING TO GO OUT THERE AND DO IT TOGETHER" SPEECH" "THAT I JUST FUCKING GAVE YOU." "W" " OKAY." "RICHIE, WHAT ARE YOU?" "YOU'RE NOT A FIREMAN." "WHAT ARE YOU?" "I'M A M-MALE ENTERTAINER." "ENTERTAINER." "OOH, YEAH." "WHAT ARE WE?" "FUCK IT, MAN." "MALE ENTERTAINERS." "THAT'S RIGHT." "COME ON." "GET IT IN." "Rome:" "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY." "HOLD THAT UP." "HOLD THAT UP." "LOOK, IT'S NOT BRO TIME, IT'S SHOWTIME." "ARE YOU GUYS READY?" "YEAH." "WE'RE READY." "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON." "LET'S DO THIS." "ALL RIGHT." "READY?" "ONE, TWO, THREE." "All: [ Whispering ] MALE ENTERTAINERS!" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "WE'RE STRIPPERS." "WE'RE STRIPPERS." "WHOO!" "YES!" "GIVING IT UP!" "OH, MEN OF STEEL IN THE "TWILIGHT" ROUTINE!" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "OH, THAT WAS HOT!" "CAN I HEAR Y'ALL SAY "HOT"?" "All:" "HOT!" "WHOO!" "THAT'S A NICE SOUTHERN WELCOME." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "ALL RIGHT." "[ SIGHS ]" "NOW, I KNOW THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION," "BUT Y'ALL ARE GONNA GO HOME WITH YOUR FAVORITES TONIGHT." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES" "IS MAKING AN APPEARANCE ON THIS STAGE AFTER A LITTLE WHILE AWAY." "MAGICAL LITTLE DANCER." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "MM-HMM." "HE'S BEEN GONE A LITTLE WHILE, BUT HE'S BACK." "HE HAS HOOKED UP WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF..." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ] ...AND HE IS BACK TONIGHT WITH THOSE FRIENDS" "TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES." "HERE THEY ARE -- RESERRECTION!" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "Man:" "GOOD EVENING, FRIENDS." "Women:" "THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR." "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "Man:" "LIFT-OFF IN FIVE, FOUR," "THREE, TWO, ONE." "IGNITION." "[ MID-TEMPO HIP-HOP PLAYS ]" "HOLD THIS." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT WE GOT COMING UP." "[ MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "Rome:" "DID YOU LIKE THAT, LADIES?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "WAS IT GOOD TO YOU?" "WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, MY NAME IS ROME." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "I'M GONNA BE YOUR M.C. TONIGHT." "NOW, LADIES, DO YOU MIND IF I REFER TO YOU ALL AS QUEENS?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "'CAUSE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU UP IN HERE IS A QUEEN," "AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "NOW, WITH THAT BEING SAID, ARE YOU READY TO BE WORSHIPPED?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "ARE YOU READY TO BE EXALTED?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "ARE YOU READY TO MEET A SPECIAL KIND OF BEAST" "THAT CAN BRING ALL THE BEAUTY OUT IN YOU?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, WE HAVE OUR FIRST KING TONIGHT " "TARZAN." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ MAN SINGING OPERATICALLY ]" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "[ LAUGHING ]" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "[ MUSIC ENDS ]" "I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, QUEENS," "BUT I'D LET THAT BEAST THROW WHATEVER HE WANTED ON ME" "ANY DAY." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "YOU KNOW HOW THE ALCHEMY OF OPPOSITES CAN BE SO SATISFYING?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF COLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF HOT." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF YES WITH A LITTLE BIT OF NO." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "AND YOU KNOW HOW WE LIKE OUR KINGS TO BE REALLY, REALLY SWEET" "AND REALLY, REALLY HARD ALL AT THE SAME TIME." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "YES, LORD." "[ MID-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "I INTRODUCE TO YOU OUR CANDY KING " " TITO!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 50 Cent:" "YEAH." "UH-HUH." "SO SEDUCTIVE." "* I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP *" "* I'LL LET YOU LICK THE LOLLIPOP *" "* GO AHEAD, GIRL, DON'T YOU STOP *" "* KEEP GOIN' TILL YOU HIT THE SPOT *" "* WHOA!" "* Olivia: * I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP *" "* BOY, ONE TASTE OF WHAT I GOT *" "* I'LL HAVE YOU SPENDING ALL YOU GOT *" "* KEEP GOIN' TILL YOU HIT THE SPOT *" "WHOA!" "* YOU CAN HAVE IT YOUR WAY *" "* HOW DO YOU WANT IT?" "*" "* YOU GONNA BACK THAT THING UP OR SHOULD I PUSH UP ON IT?" "*" "* TEMPERATURE RISING *" "* OKAY, LET'S GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL *" "* DANCE FLOOR JAM-PACKED, HOT AS A TEA KETTLE *" "* I'LL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU NOW, BABY " " IT'S SIMPLE *" "* IF YOU BE A NYMPHO, I'LL BE A NYMPHO *" "* IN THE HOTEL OR IN THE BACK OF THE RENTAL *" "* ON THE BEACH OR IN THE PARK, IT'S WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO *" "* GOT THE MAGIC STICK, I'M THE LOVE DOCTOR *" "* HAVE YOUR FRIENDS TEASING YOU ABOUT HOW SPRUNG I GOT YOU *" "* WANNA SHOW ME YOU CAN WORK IT, BABY?" "*" "* NO PROBLEM, GET ON TOP *" "* WHERE WE DO * * AND WHERE WE DO *" "* THE THINGS WE DO * * THINGS WE DO *" "* ARE JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU * * OH, YEAH *" "* GIVE IT TO ME, BABY, NICE AND SLOW *" "* CLIMB ON TOP, RIDE LIKE YOU'RE IN THE RODEO *" "* YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD A SOUND LIKE THIS BEFORE *" "* 'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER PUT IT DOWN LIKE THIS *" "* SOON AS I COME THROUGH THE DOOR *" "* SHE GET TO PULLIN' ON MY ZIPPER *" "* IT'S LIKE IT'S A RACE WHO CAN GET UNDRESSED QUICKER *" "* ISN'T IT IRONIC HOW EROTIC IT IS TO WATCH THEM THONGS?" "*" "* HAVE ME THINKING ABOUT THAT ASS AFTER I'M GONE *" "* I TOUCH THE RIGHT SPOT AT THE RIGHT TIME *" "* LIGHTS ON OR LIGHTS OFF, SHE LIKE IT FROM BEHIND *" "* SO SEDUCTIVE *" "* YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY SHE WINDS *" "* HER HIPS IN SLO-MO ON THE FLOOR WHEN WE GRIND *" "* AS LONG AS SHE AIN'T STOPPIN', HOMEY, I AIN'T STOPPIN' *" "* DRIPPIN' WET WITH SWEAT, MAN, IT'S ON AND POPPIN' *" "* ON MY CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN, BOTTLE AFTER BOTTLE, IT'S ON *" "* AND WE GONNA SIP TILL EVERY BUBBLE IN EVERY BOTTLE IS GONE *" "* I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP *" "* I'LL LET YOU LICK THE LOLLIPOP *" "* GO AHEAD, GIRL, DON'T YOU STOP *" "* KEEP GOIN' TILL YOU HIT THE SPOT *" "WHOA!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "NOW, QUEENS, WASN'T THAT A TASTY TREAT?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "NOW, QUEENS, YOU KNOW, PAST THOSE CLOSED DOORS," "DON'T YOU GET TIRED OF EVERYBODY TRYING TO TELL YOU" "WHAT IS A "GOOD WOMAN"?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "HOW A GOOD WOMAN TALKS?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "HOW A GOOD WOMAN SHOULD BE SEXED?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU WANT" "AND JUST GIVE IT TO YOU JUST LIKE THAT." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "AND THEN WHISPER IN YOUR EAR..." ""HOW DOES IT FEEL?"" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "I GOT THE KING FOR YOU, LADIES " " KING KEN!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ DOWN-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* GIRL, IT'S ALL ON YOU *" "* HAVE IT YOUR WAY *" "* AND IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN DECIDE *" "* AND IF YOU'LL HAVE ME I CAN PROVIDE *" "* EVERYTHING THAT YOU DESIRE *" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "* IF YOU GET A FEELING *" "* A FEELING THAT I'M FEELING, BABY *" "* WON'T YOU COME CLOSER *" "* CLOSER *" "* TO ME, BABY?" "*" "* MM, NOW YOU ALREADY GOT ME RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT ME, BABY *" "* AND I, I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR MAN *" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL, BABY?" "*" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* I WANT TO KNOW, HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* OH, OH *" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* WANT TO KNOW, HOW DOES IT FEEL, BABY?" "*" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* LET ME TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND I'LL... *" "* I'LL, I'LL, I'LL *" "* I'LL, I'LL, I'LL, I'LL *" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "* HOW DOES IT, HOW DOES IT *" "* LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY *" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL, BABY?" "*" "* YEAH, YEAH *" "* HOW DOES IT FEEL, BABY?" "*" "* YEAH, BABY *" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "* I WANT TO KNOW, HOW DOES, HOW DOES IT FEEL?" "*" "Andre:" "Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR MY BOY KEN RIGHT NOW" "WITH THE PIPES." "Y'ALL LADIES HEAR THOSE HIGH NOTES?" "BUT NOW TO A MORE SERIOUS SUBJECT." "DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE" "IN THE PRESENCE OF EVERY MALE ENTERTAINER IN THE HEMISPHERE." "Y'ALL DO THIS EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR YOU DO IT WELL." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ] YOU DO IT WELL," "THAT HIDE-AND-SEEK, THAT DON'T-GO-TELL..." "IT'S OKAY." "YOU CAN TOUCH." "...THAT EVERY WOMAN IN THIS ROOM DESERVES." "AND SIMPLY BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU AND SO FEW OF US," "THERE IS SOMETHING WE SIMPLY CAN'T GIVE." "BUT..." "WE'RE GONNA TRY TO TONIGHT." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "BECAUSE EVERYBODY DESERVES JUST A LITTLE..." "COMMITMENT." "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT *" "* LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DUMB TO DO *" "* HEY, BABY *" "* I THINK I WANT TO MARRY YOU *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* IS IT THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES *" "* OR IS IT THIS DANCING JUICE?" "*" "* WHO CARES, BABY?" "*" "* I THINK I WANT TO MARRY YOU *" "* WELL, I KNOW A LITTLE CHAPEL BY THE BOULEVARD *" "* THAT WE CAN GO *" "* NO ONE WILL KNOW *" "* COME ON, GIRL *" "* WHO CARES IF WE'RE TRASHED?" "*" "* GOT A POCKETFUL OF CASH WE CAN BLOW *" "* SHOTS OF PATRóN *" "* AND IT'S ON, GIRL *" "[ MID-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "* YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU *" "* YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU *" "* YOU LET ME PENETRATE YOU *" "* YOU LET ME COMPLICATE YOU *" "* HELP ME *" "* I BROKE APART MY INSIDES *" "* HELP ME *" "* I'VE GOT NO SOUL TO SELL *" "* HELP ME *" "* THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS FOR ME *" "* HELP ME GET AWAY FROM MYSELF *" "* I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE *" "* I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL *" "* MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED *" "* YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD *" "[ MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "Rome:" "MARRY ME!" "RAVAGE ME!" "PLEASE!" "WHAT?" "!" "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S SETTLE DOWN, LADIES." "WE GOT SOME SERIOUS THINGS TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW!" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "ALL RIGHT." "IS THERE ANYBODY UP IN HERE THAT AIN'T ON BIRTH CONTROL?" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ] OH, NO." "I'M KEEPING IT REAL WITH YOU, LADIES." "'CAUSE THERE'S ABOUT TO BE SOME GROWN-WOMAN SHIT" "UP IN HERE TONIGHT." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "SO IF YOU AIN'T ON BIRTH CONTROL," "WE HAVE ILLUMINATED EXIT SIGNS TO YOUR LEFT AND YOUR RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT?" "BUT I'M LOOKING FOR TWO GROWN-ASS WOMEN" "TO DEAL WITH THESE GROWN-ASS MEN COMING TO THE STAGE." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ] WHAT?" "UNH." "OH, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP." "I SEE ME A BEAUTY QUEEN RIGHT HERE." "ZOE." "I HEARD ABOUT YOU." "I HEARD YOU'RE REAL GROWN WITH IT." "COME HERE." "GO." "ZOE, GO." "GO." "DON'T BE SCARED." "GIVE HER SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, QUEENS." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ] COME ON, LET'S NOT HATE." "I KNOW WE WISH IT WAS US TONIGHT, BUT IT'S HER." "SHE'S THE LUCKY ONE." "SHE'S THE LUCKY ONE." "WHAT?" "YEAH." "ALL RIGHT, BEAUTIFUL." "HAVE A SEAT." "DON'T WORRY." "YOU'RE GONNA BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF, I PROMISE." "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "THESE TWO DON'T NEED AN INTRODUCTION." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ MID-TEMPO RB PLAYS ]" "* HERE WE ARE, ALL ALONE *" "* YOU AND ME *" "* PRIVACY *" "* AND WE CAN DO ANYTHING *" "* YOUR FANTASY *" "* I WANNA MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE *" "* CAN YOU HEAR?" "*" "* SHE'S CALLING ME *" "* BETWEEN YOUR LEGS LOUD AND CLEAR *" "* I WANNA TALK BACK TO HER *" "* MAKE LOVE TO HER *" "* I WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAM MY NAME *" "* WE CAN MAKE LOVE ON THE BEDROOM *" "* FLOATING ON TOP OF MY WATERBED *" "* I'M KISSING YOU *" "* RUNNING MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR *" "* IN THE HALLWAY *" "* MAKING LOVE AWAY BESIDE THE STAIRS *" "* WE CAN DO IT ANYWHERE **" "* EARLY IN THE MORNINGS WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU *" "* YEAH *" "* I HIT YOU LIKE, "WHAT YOU SAYIN'?" *" "* IN THE MORNINGS WHEN I WANNA..." "YOU *" "* YEAH *" "* I HIT YOU LIKE, "WHAT YOU SAYIN'?" *" "* I-I-I COULD..." "YOU ALL THE TIME *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* I-I-I-I-I COULD..." "YOU ALL THE TIME *" "* FACETIME WHEN I'M GONE *" "* SHE GIVE ME DOME FROM A DISTANCE *" "* AND SHE LOVE TO CLIMB ON TOP *" "* SHE LOVE TO WALK OFF LIMPIN' **" "[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]" "* I-I-I-I-I COULD..." "YOU ALL THE TIME **" "[ MID-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE *" "* I'M A COOKIE MONSTER *" "* BREAK YOUR BACK *" "* CRACK IT OPEN LIKE A LOBSTER *" "* HEY *" "* I KILL THE PUSSY *" "* DIG A GRAVE *" "* SHE GRAB THE WOOD LIKE GRIPPIN' GRAIN *" "* I TOLD HER PUT IT IN MY FACE *" "* LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN *" "* GIRL, I'VE GOT A SWEET TOOTH *" "* AIN'T NOTHING SWEETER THAN YOU *" "* I'M'A EAT IT UP, BEAT IT UP TILL YOU HOLLER OUT TRUCE *" "* MY BED CAN BE YOUR STAGE, AND I'M'A MAKE YOU A STAR *" "* YOUR LEGS IN THE AIR AND MY HANDS *" "* ALL OFF UP IN YOUR COOKIE JAR *" "* LIKE, MM *" "* LIKE AN OREO *" "* I LOVE TO LICK THE MIDDLE LIKE AN OREO *" "* OREO, OREO, LIKE AN OREO *" "* I WANNA BITE IT AND GET INSIDE IT TILL I GET YOU GONE *" "* YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GET DOWN?" "*" "* YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GET DOWN?" "*" "* YOU WONDER HOW I'M THE BEST *" "* AND CAN DO ALL THIS WITH MY MOUTH?" "*" "* YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GET DOWN?" "*" "* YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GET DOWN?" "*" "* YOU WONDER HOW I'M THE BEST *" "* AND CAN DO ALL THIS WITH MY MOUTH?" "*" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* COOKIE MONSTER **" "* ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT *" "* GOT MONEY ON MY MIND *" "* I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH *" "* AND EVERY TIME I STEP UP IN THE BUILDING... *" "I SEE SOMEBODY GOT THEIR SMILE BACK." "I DID." "[ LAUGHS ]" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "[ WOMEN CHEERING ]" "* 'CAUSE ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN *" "* AND IF YOU GOIN' IN, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR *" "* MAKE 'EM STAY THERE * * LUDACRIS GOIN' IN ON A VERSE *" "* 'CAUSE I NEVER BEEN DEFEATED AND I WON'T STOP NOW *" "* KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, GET 'EM IN THE SKY *" "* FOR THE HOMIES THAT AIN'T MAKE IT AND MY FOLKS LOCKED DOWN *" "* I NEVER WENT NOWHERE, BUT THEY SAYING LUDA'S BACK *" "* BLAME IT ON THAT CONJURE *" "* THE HOOD CALL IT LUDA-YAC *" "* AND I'M ON THIS FOOLISH TRACK *" "* SO I SPIT MY FOOLISH FLOW *" "* MY HANDS GO UP AND DOWN LIKE STRIPPERS' BOOTIES GO *" "* MY VERSES STILL BE SERVING, TIGHT LIKE A MILLION VIRGINS *" "* LAST TIME ON A KHALED REMIX *" "* NOW I'M ON THE ORIGINAL VERSION *" "* CAN'T NEVER COUNT ME OUT *" "* Y'ALL BETTER COUNT ME IN *" "* GOT 20 BANK ACCOUNTS *" "* ACCOUNTANTS COUNT ME IN *" "* MAKE MILLIONS EVERY YEAR *" "* THE SOUTH'S CHAMPION *" "* 'CAUSE ALL I DO " " ALL I -- ALL I " " ALL I -- *" "* ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT *" "* GOT MONEY ON MY MIND *" "* I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH *" "* AND EVERY TIME I STEP UP IN THE BUILDING *" "* EVERYBODY HANDS GO UP *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE * * UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN *" "* UP, DOWN *" "* 'CAUSE ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN *" "* AND IF YOU GOIN' IN, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR *" "* ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT *" "* GOT MONEY ON MY MIND *" "* I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH *" "* AND EVERY TIME I STEP UP IN THE BUILDING *" "* EVERYBODY HANDS GO UP * [ FIREWORKS EXPLODING ]" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE *" "* AND THEY STAY THERE * * UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN *" "* UP, DOWN *" "* 'CAUSE ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN *" "* AND IF YOU GOIN' IN, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR *" "* MAKE 'EM, STAY THERE *" "[ "PONY" PLAYS ]" "* I'M JUST A BACHELOR *" "* I'M LOOKING FOR A PARTNER *" "* SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO RIDE *" "* WITHOUT EVEN FALLING OFF *" "* GOT TO BE COMPATIBLE *" "* TAKES TO MY LIMITS *" "* GIRL, WHEN I BREAK YOU OFF *" "* I PROMISE THAT YOU WON'T WANT TO GET OFF *" "* YOU'RE HORNY *" "* LET'S DO IT *" "* RIDE IT *" "* MY PONY *" "* MY SADDLE'S WAITING *" "* COME AND JUMP ON IT *" "* YOU'RE HORNY *" "* LET'S DO IT *" "* RIDE IT *" "* MY PONY *" "* MY SADDLE'S WAITING *" "* COME AND JUMP ON IT *" "[ SLOW INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]" "* ALL RIGHT, COME CLOSE *" "* LET ME SHOW YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW *" "* THE JUNGLE SLANG *" "* SPINNING 'ROUND MY HEAD AND I STARE *" "* WHILE MY NAKED FOOL *" "* FRESH OUT OF AN ICKY, GOOEY WOMB *" "* A WOOZY YOUTH *" "* DOPES UPON HER SILKY SMOOTH PERFUME *" "* RIGHT, MY LITTLE POOH BEAR *" "* WANNA TAKE A CHANCE?" "*" "* WANNA SIP THE SMOOTH AIR, KICK IT IN THE SAND *" "* I'D SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA CRY *" "* YOU JUST WANNA KNOW THOSE PEANUT BUTTER VIBES *" "* MY, MY SIMPLE SIR, THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK *" "* MIND MY WICKED WORDS AND TIPSY-TOPSY SLURS *" "* I CAN'T TAKE THIS PLACE *" "* NO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS PLACE *" "* I JUST WANNA GO WHERE I CAN GET SOME SPACE *" "* TRUTH BE TOLD *" "* I'VE BEEN HERE, I'VE DONE THIS ALL BEFORE *" "* I TAKE YOUR GLOOM *" "* I CURL IT UP AND PUFF IT INTO PLUMES *" "* RIGHT, MY LITTLE POOH BEAR *" "* WANNA TAKE A CHANCE?" "*" "* WANNA SIP THE SMOOTH AIR, KICK IT IN THE SAND *" "* I'D SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA CRY *" "* YOU JUST WANNA KNOW THOSE PEANUT BUTTER VIBES *" "* MY, MY SIMPLE SIR, THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK *" "* MIND MY WICKED WORDS AND TIPSY-TOPSY SLURS *" "* I CAN'T TAKE THIS PLACE *" "* NO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS PLACE *" "* I JUST WANNA GO WHERE I CAN GET SOME SPACE *"
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"Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Episode 12" "So you differ not from the other courtesans." "Are you acting coy with me because I have not yet offered you a reward?" "Do not worry." "I have already prepared a large reward for you." "Tonight's reward will be paid by me." "What?" "I will pay to spend the night with you." "A hundred yang." "It is a sum good enough for the outer jacket." "Now, what about the inner top?" "For two hundred yang, it should be enough to take off your shirt!" "Enough." "Your impertinence is excessive!" "How did you know what I was thinking?" "I was going to leave anyway." "I've run out of money, you see." "So, I shall take my leave." "Wait!" "Why do you stop me?" "You're not thinking of selling yourself to me for a mere four hundred yang?" "What is your reason for cancelling my appointment at the other banquet?" "So, the reason why you are behaving in this manner, is because I prevented you from performing in front of lowly merchants?" "They are important clients to me." "They don't even know how to appreciate art!" "What is the big fuss over not being able to perform for them?" "Just because they were low-born, does not mean they cannot appreciate music." "What?" "Please make sure you understand this, your Excellency." "There are things that you cannot control even with wealth and power." "What are you doing here at this hour?" "I felt you were troubled... and prepared some wine for you at my quarters." "Please come with me and rest a while..." "No, it is alright." "I was about to leave anyway." "Why don't you go back and get some rest too?" "Hey you!" "Kim Jung-Han!" "Why are you acting like this?" "Come to your senses!" "Mu-Myung...!" "You said that you've lived longer on the road than you have under a roof?" "Did you say that there is no place in this land that your feet have not tread upon?" "I... am envious of you." "You know what?" "I'm sick of life." "You've surprised me." "You always rejected spending the night with a man." "But it was you that asked Lord Byuk Gae-Soo to spend the night with you?" "Because it depends on who the man is." "Is it not enough that you tried to take my authority, but now you have your eye on Lord Byuk Gae-Soo's power?" "Is there any reason I cannot?" "Of course not." "The day we will see the Sword Dance will be in three months time." "The Minister of Rites and Lord Byuk Gae-Soo, not to mention myself and the scribes will evaluate the performance." "If their dance is deemed worthy by us, as promised, Mistress Baek-Moo of Song-Do Troupe" "will be retired." "But your Excellency!" "What happens if their dance is deemed inferior?" "Don't worry about something like that." "But in this world, you never know what might happen." "We should always prepare for the unexpected, don't you think?" "Now do you reveal your true intentions!" "Do you intend to take over my position as Mistress of the Palace Courtesans?" "Can't I?" "I agree with Baek-Moo." "If your dance is inferior, not only will it be removed from the musical score, but your suitability as a teacher will come into doubt, and your position as Mistress of the Royal Courtesans will be questioned." "Do you agree, my Lord?" "And one more thing...!" "My Lord, if they lose this Tournament..." "Yes?" "Please send Myung-Wol away as a government slave." "Government slave?" "Loyalty between teacher and student does not belong only to the scholars." "Although I have raised and taught her for almost ten years, she was so impertinent as to go to another teacher without a word." "We must teach her a lesson." "After all, the gyobang must have its law and order." "You are right." "You are absolutely correct." "What is your opinion, Myung-Wol?" "It is not too late." "If you choose to submit to your teacher's authority now," "I will not punish you." "No." "I will accept the challenge." "And if you lose, you'll be made a slave!" "Will you accept this if you lose?" "I will." "I give you my greetings, your Excellency." "Did you enjoy yourself last night?" "Of course I did." "Look here, Myung-Wol!" "I offer you my gratitude for last night." "How shall I repay my debt?" "Why do you call it a debt, your Excellency?" "Let's see..." "If I tell the Minister here to forego the Tournament completely and just make you the Mistress of the Palace Troupe, will that be enough?" "That is not my decision to make." "Here now, you are this nation's Minister of Rites!" "Where else would you be able to use that authority?" "It's not just because I like her." "Myung-Wol is this nation's greatest..." "I also do not wish to achieve that position through the Minister's authority, your Excellency." "How can you reject my offer like this?" "I will accept only your kind thoughts." "But, the Mistress of the Royal Courtesans must be the best of all the courtesans." "I wish to achieve that with my own talents." " Oh you..." " I like the way you think." "Don't you agree, your Excellency?" "I hope your talent is as good as your competitive streak." "I will look forward to it." "If you allow it, I will take my leave." "How can a woman be so temperamental?" "But then again, that is why she is so bewitching." "The more you see her, the more you want her." "Please keep your dignity, your Excellency!" "How can you be so open about your affection for her?" "Impertinent thing!" "Do you dare to tease me?" "How can that be?" "This challenge..." "Stop it at once!" "Jin-Yi!" "Answer me this instant!" "I have to practice now." "Stop it this instant!" "Do you want to suffer as a slave?" "Will you make me watch you become a slave?" "I may destroy Baek-Moo and become the Mistress." "And what will you do after you become Mistress?" "What will you do after you get authority?" "I will take the King's heart and stir his emotions into a whirlwind." "If a low-born wench like me is able to steal the King's heart, and make him weak before me, then all those noblemen who looked down on me..." "I wonder what they would think?" "I'm really curious." "Look at the mirror." "Look at your expression!" "What is this?" "Why is your expression like this?" "There is nothing here except for malice and spite!" "Mother!" "What do you think he will say about how you've changed?" "Don't talk about the dead." "What is the reason why you have stopped dancing?" "Was it purely to take revenge on the Mistress?" "That's enough." "It wasn't." "It's not like that, remember?" "The thing he loved most about you, was the way you danced." "He said you were so lovely that he did not want to share it with others." "But, you're using the dance that he loved so much as a weapon to hit, stab and injure others." "That's enough." "He would not approve of you now." "He is not the kind of person who would allow you to hurt yourself so that you can hurt others." "It's too late." "The arrow has already left the bow." "Will it be possible for you not to dance?" "Is there anything lacking in my dance?" "It is not that." "It's because you're just too beautiful." "Have you decided to go along with that wench's plan to destroy you?" "All I did was ask to make an impertinent girl a slave." "Stop pretending!" "I've been here for so long I can read your mind." "Mae-Hyang put up a good performance, but isn't three months a bit short?" "That Myung-Wol hasn't danced a single step for close to five years!" "In three months, it will be a challenge just to learn the dance steps, let alone do it well!" "Don't you agree?" "So then, you have to find a way to pull that hidden talent out of her!" "That wench would never admit defeat, so you wanted to light a fire under her, isn't that right?" "You want to make her dance well!" "Am I wrong?" "You don't know anything." "Competition and hauteur can be medicine to an artist, but they can also be poison." "When you perform the whirlwind step, you must take a fast tempo, turn and regain your balance quickly." "Lightness of being is the foundation of the Sword Dance." "Make your turns on this paper, but you must not tear it." "Begin." "Again!" "Insolent wench!" "She was so arrogant, and now look at her!" "That's right." "She was so prideful." "No need to watch anymore." "Girls, let's go!" "Her dance skills were so lacking that she is in danger of being sent off?" "Compared to her skills in poetry and music, her dancing was..." "Well, that's why they say Heaven is just." "If she was good at everything, it would be unfair." "Don't you think?" "Well, that..." "Any other news?" "It appears that she is discreet, even before your presence." "But how can you trust a woman's discretion?" "I don't think you need worry." "She's in danger of becoming a slave." "Why would she say anything about that night?" "But we must find a way to silence her forever." "If anyone ever finds out about that night, I will not be able to hold my head up." "She will not have the wits to do that now." "Nothing is silent in this world." "Well, that's true, but..." "Enough!" " Must we keep doing this?" " Yes." "She does not know the basics of dance." "It will be impossible for her to learn the Sword Dance in three months." "Be quiet and keep practicing!" " No." " Bu-Yong!" "We do not have the time to waste practicing with such a greenhorn!" "Don't you know that in order for her to be able to dance with you, she must practice together with you?" "Tell her to learn the basics first." "She does not even possess the skill of a common courtesan." "How can we perform Dances of the Royal Courts with her?" "Your Excellency!" "Oh..." "Forgive me." "Where were we?" "Oh no!" "You didn't even get half of it!" "Forgive me." "Let's do it one more time." "How many times is this?" "Will my vocal chords survive after singing this over and over again?" "Forgive me..." "I just can't seem to focus today." " Let's do it another day." " Do it... again?" "Again!" "I have misjudged you." "How will you perform the Sword Dance when your body is so heavy and stiff?" " Let me... do it again." " No need." "You are an arrogant fool." "Tell me the truth." "It wasn't that you didn't want to learn from Baek-Moo." "You couldn't learn from her." "You had no confidence in dance." "Am I wrong?" "Why do you look at me like that?" "No wonder she gave you up so easily." "This is what she wanted." "She wanted you sent away as a slave, and herself appointed as the new Mistress." " Let me do it again." " No." "With those heavy feet of yours, it is useless to practice." "What about it?" "It is still not too late." "If you give up now, I will try to release you from slavery." "No." "I will never give up." "No matter what, I will learn how to dance lightly." "How?" "Dance is done with feet, not your mouth!" "You've been practicing until now?" "What brings you to my quarters?" "I wanted to have a cup of tea with you." "What are you doing?" "Drink your tea." " You look weary." " Thank you for noticing." "If you have something to say, say it and leave." "I need to rest." "What do you say about ceasing this distasteful fight now?" "Distasteful fight?" "But what shall we do?" "That is why I want to fight." "You have always looked down on me." "It became more pronounced after our teacher taught you alone the Crane Dane." "I will show you how bad your judgment was." "Don't exert yourself." "That child has not danced a single step in close to five years." "No matter how talented a dancer, if you don't practice, you will fall behind." "Of course you know that better than I do." " That applies only to average girls." " She is worse than average." "I heard that she couldn't even do the whirlwind step." "But the number of papers she has ripped is over three hundred." "I trust you know what that means?" "That she'll rip over three hundred pages again tomorrow?" "But what about the next day?" "She is so stiff and inflexible, and yet she practices daily." "Her muscles will harden, and if her tendons tear, what will you do?" "She'd be worthless as a dancer, let alone a slave!" "Wouldn't you agree?" "Stop thinking about nonsense, and just prepare your bags." "And if you still have spare time, you can think about what to do as a retired courtesan in her late years." "What are you doing here?" "We still have some time until practice." "I wanted to run until that hour." "Did I ask you when the practice time was?" "I'm asking what you are doing with those things on your legs!" "You said that I needed to lighten my feet...!" "What good is light feet when you injure your tendons from overstressing them?" "Do you wish to become a cripple before you become a dancer?" "And another thing..." "How will you learn to feel the ground when you're running around like that?" "Follow me." "Enough!" "That's all wrong!" "How often must I tell you not to splash around!" "Slide slide...!" "How many times must I tell you to dip your feet lightly!" "Again!" "Do it again!" "She's by the river?" "But..." "She looked worse than yesterday." "She was really getting a scolding...!" "That is how it should be." "What?" "Looks like Mae-Hyang has not lost her touch yet." "She's a good teacher." "Special training?" "Our Mistress took just Myung-Wol?" "That's right." "She told someone to pack all of her things as they will be a while." "Go and in and pack!" "We can send their things together." "Poor Mistress!" "That girl was terrible!" "What's the use of training her?" "Why not send her away as a slave now and leave it at that?" " You don't know anything!" " What is she saying now?" "What don't I know?" "Even though Myung-Wol is this way now, she'll catch up to all of you dancers!" "Are you blind?" "Have you seen that girl dance?" "She hasn't danced for a long time!" "She'll be the best in no time, wait and see." "How do you know that?" "If she were that bad, our Mistress would not have considered teaching her the Crane Dance!" "What did you just say?" "The Crane Dance?" "The legendary Crane Dance!" "Even to this day, our Mistress believes that only Myung-Wol is worthy to perform that dance." "You don't know anything!" "That was good!" "That was really good!" "I feel vindicated!" "You really said all the right things today!" "Why are you laughing like that?" "I'm laughing at what you said, Miss Dan-Shim!" "Why did Myung-Wol bring those pests down here anyway?" "Do I wish her to lose or to win?" "I don't know what to do!" "You wanted to see me?" "I wanted to show you my dance." "Show me your dance?" "Wouldn't that the only way you would consider teaching me the Crane Dance?" "So you have already predicted the outcome of this competition?" "No matter how hard my Mistress tries, it will be impossible for Myung-Wol to learn the dance in three months." "So you wish to switch sides?" "Can't I?" " Insolent child!" " But..." "That is not the only reason." "I am also a dancer." "I want to learn this dance that only the best dancers in the nation can perform." "That can be arranged." "But it is not yet the right time." " But Mistress!" " First..." "You must practice with Myung-Wol and perform the Sword Dance properly." "I will decide whether to teach you the Crane Dance after that." "But, if we are able to perform the Sword Dance, then...!" "Then I will be retired and sent away." "Why?" "You do not think you can learn the Crane Dance from a retired courtesan?" "Because I cannot provide you a path to power?" "For now, do not waste your time thinking of other things." "If after all of that, your passion still has not cooled, that is when you will be able to learn the Crane Dance." "Let's go!" "You're back." "You finished late today." "I was too distracted, so I decided to end early." "Too bad." "Anyway, what's all this?" "What else could it be?" "They are tokens of His Excellency's affection for the courtesan Myung-Wol." "So all of this is her reward?" "Stop talking nonsense and get going!" "Yes, your Excellency." " Alright, let us go!" " Yes sir!" "Why are you staring at them?" "Don't you think it's a little excessive?" "If you have that kind of money, rather than spending it on a courtesan..." "Again that boring talk about the people!" " Look here...!" " Don't be so self-righteous." "If there is any girl you fancy, just say the word." "I will gladly pay the reward for her." " You crazy man." " Let's go in." "We haven't had wine together in a while." "In times like this, a warm cup of wine can be a soothing balm to our souls." "How many times is this?" "When will you end your tomfoolery amongst the skirts of courtesans?" "Do you not feel any shame towards your cousin the King?" "Enough." "Have you become my father?" "What is all this lecturing?" "Look here...!" "What else can I do besides this?" "Other than drinking, and enjoying music and women, what else can a relative of the King do?" "Drink up." "Why did you bring up such a gloomy subject?" "You've ruined the taste of the wine!" "Are you sincere?" "I'm talking about your intentions towards Myung-Wol." "Why?" "If I told you I was not sincere, do you intend to take her for yourself?" "You know that's not what I mean." "Anyway, we all know that you are married to the people." "You will never marry another." "That's why it's so unbelievable that you've fallen for her." "Isn't that right?" "I understand your worry." "It is a nobleman's destiny to be in politics and contribute to his nation." "But... as a relative of the King, to be in politics is to always be under suspicion." "It must be frustrating for you." "If you are keeping her with you to ease that frustration, then you must have true friendship with her." "You are so naive." "If you must know, a courtesan has no interest in sincerity." "Even if I were sincere, they would reject it." "They are only interested in our wealth, and sell their smile and their talents for it." "It is the same for Myung-Wol." "Did you think that it was for my sincerity that she undressed for me that night?" "She still has not yet returned to the Gyobang?" "Is she planning on becoming a fisherwoman?" "It is said that the condition of their quarters is horrendous." "Why have they not returned to the Gyobang in over a month?" "Your Excellency..." "Shall I go and take a look?" "Maybe I can let the Mistress know your intention...?" "Leave it." "She's a celebrated courtesan." "Only a celebrated courtesan will value her art more than her life." "So leave it alone." "But... if we interrupt that, what good would it do?" "What will you do there?" "I have to bring the Mistress back!" " Bu-Yong!" " It's been a month." "It's been over a month." "We have not heard any news from her, let alone her face." "What do you think that means?" "That child... she must be abysmal!" " Well, that's true..." " That's why we have to bring her back." "If this is a futile fight, we must give up now." "Only then will we have another chance." "They must be going to see how Myung-Wol is doing." "Whatever." "Let's go too!" " What for?" " Aren't you curious?" "Wouldn't it be fun to see that arrogant girl jerk about?" "Eng-Moo!" "Shall we?" "It does sound fun!" " Yes it does!" " Why are you all being like that?" " Un... unbelievable!" " The paper's not going to tear anymore!" "Not only will it not tear, it will dance around with her!" " Sister!" "Sister!" " What?" " Pinch me." " It's not a dream." "It's real." "Is that really Jin-Yi?" "How can she become so good?" "Sister..." "The Mistress looks strange." "It doesn't look like her." "It doesn't seem like her." "She never... she has never shown us that expression." "That expression...!" "I have never seen her so joyful." "Sister!" "What happens now?" "I don't know." "Since that girl's gotten so good, I don't know if the Mistress will survive." "It's not just the Mistress that's in danger." "If they win the challenge, do you think that we'll be safe?" "They are going to pick new courtesans and send us all away!" " You're right...!" " So Sister..." "Why don't we all ask the Mistress to teach us the Crane Dance?" " What?" " It's better than the Sword Dance!" "If we learn this dance and perform it, wouldn't it at least prevent Mistress from being sent away?" " Don't speak nonsense!" " It's not nonsense!" "Shall I go and speak to the Mistress?" "Look here, Miss Dan-Shim!" "I know you used to be a maidservant, but you should know by now what is possible and what is not!" "Let's put in the effort!" "What is impossible with effort?" "Some things are impossible." "Don't you remember?" "Remember the rope and swinging to and fro from it?" "Not only that, we hung upside down from it!" "We tried everything!" "We did it even before you became a courtesan!" "And you want us to go through it again?" "No chance of that happening." "I won't allow it!" "We can't let the Mistress go so easily." "Of course we can't!" "But what can we do?" "We have no plan!" "Don't worry too much." "The Mistress looked at you the same way she looked at Myung-Wol." "I wonder why that Myung-Wol is sitting there with the straw-cutter." " What did you just say?" " What?" "What did I say?" "Did you just say Myung-Wol was cutting straw?" "That's what I said..." "Why are you at this hour?" "Do it tomorrow." "Even if you wait until tomorrow, Myung-Wol will not be able to catch up to you." "Are you sure?" "Straw-cutting is impossible without the right amount of speed and pressure." "The foundation of the Sword Dance is the balance of speed and pressure." "If you put too much pressure, the movements will be stiff and unyielding." "But..." "If you put not enough pressure, you will lose your grip on the swords." "That Myung-Wol..." "She is trying to understand that balance by cutting straw." "You know," "That Myung-Wol..." "We may have underestimated her." "So she has finally returned." "So..." "I should expect a response from her tomorrow." "I expect so." "You have sent her such priceless treasures." "She will be smiling from ear to ear!" " Wow...!" " Oh my god, what is all of this?" "These are all priceless!" " Return them." " What?" "What are you talking about?" "Return everything this instant." "What did I tell you?" "Didn't I tell you not to accept them?" "Why not?" "Myung-Wol...!" "Take just one look at these!" "Look at these jewels!" "And look, here's some black ginseng!" " And mountain mushrooms...!" " Return them!" "What are you doing there?" "Take these away this instant!" "But...!" "Be quiet!" "What... what are you doing?" "Didn't you hear what Miss said?" "What is this?" "Since it good for the complexion, I thought I'd give one to Gae-Ddong." "Myung-Wol..." "Can't I have just one?" "Auntie!" "Go away!" "Are you coming from the dam?" "If you wish to notate their music, why don't you summon them to the library?" "Why do you trouble yourself...?" "Because it does not feel alive." "Folk songs are music about our lives." "It should reflect our suffering, our sweat, even our joys and bitterness." "Isn't that what folk songs are about?" "To capture the true spirit of that music, I must go to where that music is played." "Hurry up!" "Why are you in such a rush so early in the morning?" "We're going to Lord Byuk Gae-Soo's house." "Why?" "Miss Myung-Wol demanded that we return all of those gifts immediately." "I have to go, so I'll take my leave." "Let's go!" "What a strange event this is." "Why is she returning all those gifts when she volunteered herself to him?" "Did you say she volunteered herself to him?" "To Lord Byuk Gae-Soo?" "That is impossible." "Although Myung-Wol will accept wine from her customers and share music and poetry, she never accepts men into her quarters." "Although I don't know what happened, seeing how she's returning all the gifts," "Lord Byuk must have suffered some humiliation in her hands." "Myung-Wol, you bitch...!" "How dare you show such contempt for me!" "Your... your Excellency!" "The merchants must be your most valuable customers." "What do you mean?" "Did you humiliate Lord Byuk because he prevented you from performing for them?" "That is what I heard." "Have you been offended as a fellow nobleman?" "Have I stepped on your pride as well?" "Isn't it far beyond your duty to interfere with private matters between a man and a woman?" "Were you being sincere?" "All I'm asking is if you were truly upset because you weren't able to perform in front of the merchant workers." "Why won't you answer me?" "I see no reason why I should answer." "Maybe you don't have the courage to answer." "Because each time an eligible and high-ranking official asks for you, you always accepted the merchants' request." "Am I wrong?" "You wretched woman." "When will you stop involving innocent people in your play for power?" "You are not mocking the nobleman, but in fact mocking the merchant workers." "No..." "You're mocking yourself." "Myung-Wol, you...!" "You bitch!" "What's wrong with all of you?" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Why are you dragging me to this quiet place?" "Are we having an illicit affair or what?" "We must do something." "If this goes on," "Mistress will be gone, and we will be sent away as well!" "But what can we do?" "She's been talented since birth!" "It's not like we can stuff her back into Hyun-Geum's belly!" "We must have a plan..." "A plan!" "A plan?" "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translator Editor:" "MrsKorea" "Timer:" "MrsKorea Final QC: ay_link" "Coordinators: mily2, ay_link"
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"A serial dater?" "I've gone out with every guy in Boston." "Not one of them worked out?" "Besides Larry." "Greg." "Until Renee stole him away." "Your roommate stole your boyfriend?" "Well, sort of." "They sang a song together." "Sang a song." "Come on." "One hundred point two." "I wonder if you do have strep and that's why this seems to recur." "All right, up to bed we go." "Do you still feel nauseous?" "Not as much." "Oh, wait, let me get the Motrin." "Uh-oh." "Maddie?" "I don't feel so... ." "Oh, Maddie!" "Maddie!" "Oh, my" " Maddie?" "I've been down this road" "Bygones" "Walking the line That's painted by pride" "And I have made mistakes in my life That ljust can 't hide" "Oh, I believe I am ready For what love has to bring" "I got myself together Now I'm ready to sing" "I've been searching my soul tonight I know there's so much more to life" "Now I know I can shine the light To fiind my way back home" "Baby" "I'm fine." "This is so embarrassing." "Honey, just try to stay calm." "I'm calm." "You called the fire department." "She seems normal." "She's not running a fever." "Well, then why did she faint?" "Well... ." "Either she's had some sort of panic attack, or... ." "Or what?" "She's pregnant." "Did you hear me?" "Hello?" "Everybody here?" "Seats, please." "I have an announcement." "You're changing the name to Fish, McBeal and Bump." "That hurts my feelings, Morgan." "I apologize, Debbie." "Never mind." "Actually, Nelle..." "... you'reclose." "Well...." "I'm just gonna say it." "I'm taking Liza for my first wife." "And I'm taking Richard for my very first husband." "We're getting married." "You've got to be kidding." "We're in love now." "Why not commit for now?" "Wait just one second." "Now, you two are getting married?" "You know what they say, Ally." "After 30, you're more likely to be hit by lightning." "(GROWLING]" "Now, the date is June 8th..." "... sosavetheday and night." "Big party." "Gaudy." "June?" "What's the rush?" "While we're still in love." "It'll be funner." "What are you two, like, nuts?" "RICHARD:" "A lot of you have doubts." "I understand." "The truth is, most couple's sexual passions..." "... begintowane before they marry." "We want to be married for the sexual peak years." "Is it a gamble?" "Of course." "But what is love if not a risk?" "And should it fail for some reason... ." "Bygones." "Bygones." "Divorce-a-rooni!" "She's being socially battered." ""Socially battered"?" "Know what relational aggression is?" "Well, I... ." "No." "It's complicated." "For the sake of simplifying..." "... boysbullywithfists,girlsdoit with gossip, exclusion, putdowns." "With boys, enemies do the damage." "With girls, it's the friends." "The scars go much deeper." "And girls, in a word, are vicious." "It's causing a great amount of stress." "Well, she hasn't said anything." "They never do." "Maddie was involved in a three-way last night." "Do you know what a "three-way" is?" "Ms. McBeal?" "(STAMMERS]" "It's when three people engage in" "A phone call." "A phone call." "Two friends conspire against a third." "Maddie and Myra called Jodi..." "... didn'ttellJodi Maddie was listening..." "... andgotJoditotalk aboutMaddie." "She said some very nasty things." "That's the game." "Talk about the girl listening in." "What did Jodi say?" "A lot." "But on top of this..." "... Maddie'sfeelingverydisplaced." "She had friends in N.Y." "They're gone." "Her father's gone." "Her whole life has been ripped from her." "It's... ." "It'sserious?" "Ms. McBeal, your daughter basically had a nervous breakdown." "She's 1 0." "Marriage?" "It doesn't mean I don't love you." "That's not it." "I want you to be the best man." "Do you really know her?" "John, every relationship is like a cave." "You explore it, mine it..." "... butyouhavetoventureinto darkness." "That's the glory of love." "With Liza, the best cave is padlocked till marriage." "Love is the key." "This is serious." "For once, I'm being serious." "You're being insane." "This is worthy of Ally." "Are you afraid of Liza leaving you?" "ls that it?" "Every love you've had has died." "I wanna get married!" "You've known her a month!" "Hey!" "Talking about me?" "Oh, hi, John." "Oh, so cute." "I don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but I have a problem with this." "Why are you getting married?" "Oh." "First, if a woman goes too long, men start to think..." "... there'ssomethingwrong." "Divorcées fare better." "Second, well, Fishy's so fun and exciting." "Fishy?" "Listen." "About the wedding." "I don't like walking down the aisle." "It's too formal." "That's how we walk into court." "I wanna be suspended from the ceiling." "If you love me, you'll say yes." "Hello?" "Liza!" "Liza!" "Oh, my dear!" "Thank you for coming." "This is Reverend Buck." "He'll perform the ceremony." "Richard, great pleasure." "Oh, my son!" "I can't believe it!" "She's like my own daughter." "And you're getting married!" "It's okay." "Don't worry." "Did it happen?" "What?" "I guess it did." "Emotions make him go vasovagal." "Vasovagal?" "Vasovagal." "And laughter." "But he wakes back up." "They make him faint." "No biggie." "No biggie?" "How can you perform a wedding?" "When Liza and I..." "... exchangeourvows and express our love..." "... Icanassureyou it's going to be funny." "You did that on purpose." "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Richard, Ally's called a meeting." "Ally did?" "You made her partner, now she gets to call meetings." "Where is she?" "She calls a meeting and then doesn't show up." "Easy, little guy." "Don't call me "little guy," youngster." "Thanks for coming." "Sorry about the short notice, but it's important." "You're changing hair color?" "Not that important." "But I am resigning." "Effective immediately." "Ha-ha." "No, I am." "I'm taking Maddie to New York so she can be close to her friends." "My house is on the market if anybody's interested and... ." "Well, that's it." "All I ever wanted was to be rich and successful and have three kids..." "... anda husbandwhowas waitinghome for me at night and" " Look at me!" "Look at how I've... ." "I don't even like my hair!" "Ally?" "Are you all right?" "Mm-hm, mm-hm." "I'm fine." "I can see you're not." "You just announce that in a staff meeting?" "Well, uh" " Should I have called everyone in one by one?" "You could've called me in." "You owe me that." "Excuse me." "Oh, hello!" "I'm Claire Otoms." "Ally?" "Richard, not now." "You don't just announce you're leaving" "I said, not now." "When, then?" "ALLY:" "Elaine." "I don't care." "But this is way too rash!" "Don't lecture me on rash, Mr. Groom." "Take some time" "I don't have time." "Maddie misses her friends?" "Maddie is cracking up!" "It could be genetic." "She's falling apart." "The doctors say it's serious." "She needs to go back to New York and I need to go with her." "And l" "I just really need you to accept this, Richard." "What about your career?" "Well, they have law firms in New York." "It could be temporary." "You wouldn't be resigning..." "... ifyouthoughtitwere temporary." "I want you at my wedding." "I'll be back." "In three weeks?" "Suppose Maddie's sick?" "She won't be." "I just talked to Liza." "We can push it up." "When do you leave?" "Tomorrow night." "Then it's tomorrow." "Oh, Richard." "We'll have a private ceremony in the office." "Richard, you don't" "I want you at my wedding." "I will be back." "Suppose Maddie's sick?" "She is not that sick." "Well, we'll have a small ceremony here tomorrow." "And if possible, you can come back for the church thing later." "But we're exchanging vows tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "I know." "I know." "It's insane, but... ." "They'll have a reception at the bar and then I'll come back here..." "... andwe'llstillmakeourflight." "Why are we rushing?" "Dr. Winston thinks it's important for you to go to school..." "... beforesummerbreaksoyoucan reconnect with your friends." "("HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS]" "Oh, no." "No." "What?" "What, you think you're funny?" "No, no, no." "And you?" "This is not your moment." "Okay?" "And you, you're not even from New York." "Ally?" "Who are you talking to?" "Just one of my fantasies." "I told you I talk to them sometimes." "Can you excuse me for one second?" "If any of you plan on going with me, forget about it." "Right now." "Are we clear?" "Do you hear me?" "(DOORBELL RINGS]" "Oh, brother." "You know, this is just-- Well, what?" "What now?" "What?" "True?" "True." "Come on, Renee." "Don't you start too." "It's tough enough." "And we haven't seen all that much of each other anyway." "We might see each other more now, since we're forced to make an effort." "We could kind of look at this as a sort of a reunion." "Okay?" "Okay." "JOHN:" "Would you... ?" "I mean,considerme?" "Well, I probably wouldn't consider dating you..." "... becauseyou'remy boss,and wework together." "But otherwise... ." "Yeah." "I would consider it." "I'm sure I would." "Otherwise." "Nelle?" "Hello?" "How long have you been there?" "Have you talked to her?" "Who?" "Ally." "About what?" "Nelle, we all move on at some point." "Richard's getting married." "Ling became a judge." "Ally's going to New York." "People move on." "It's part of life." "People move on." "Right." "Why are you in this thing?" "Emotion makes him go vasovagal." "Vaso-what?" "Not to worry." "The robe will cover the harness." "If I black out, just give it a tug." "This is ridiculous." "The harness keeps me from falling, tug wakes me up." "I won't miss a beat." "Am I the best man or the rope tugger?" "Both!" "Just do it!" "Richard, come here." "This is either newfound maturity or..." "... yourdumbstick'sdefiningmoment." "John." "Have I ever made sense to you?" "Yes." "It's always been about money." "Exactly." "This time it isn't." "Lots of people elope." "I just want to do it with my friends there." "And Ally." "Hey." "Hey." "So are you ready for the wedding?" "Oh, yeah." "We've had some fun times in here, haven't we?" "Yeah." "Remember when you lost the bet and you had to get up and tell the dirty joke?" "Oh, God!" "First flea goes, "Why are you cold?" "Didn't you do what I said?"" "Second flea says, "I did exactly what you said." "I went into a bar..." "... hada coupleof drinks,climbedup the leg of a beautiful stewardess..." "... nestledinandpassedoutall snuggled up." "Next thing you know..." "... I'mzoomingdownthe freewayinthe moustache of a guy on a motorcycle. "" "That was terrible." "Hello, Renee." "Are we doing one-on-ones now?" "Oh, Elaine." "The wedding's about to start." "You're wanted upstairs." "Do you, Richard, take Liza to be your wedded wife?" "To have and to hold... ." "Why is the minister in a cage?" "Shh." "You "shh" !" "Am I underdressed?" "You look like a float." "Shh." "Shh!" "To love and to cherish, always?" "I do." "And do you, Ally, take Billy, Larry, Victor, whoever..." "... tobeyourweddedhusband?" "Tohave and to hold, from this day forward..." "... forbetter,forworse, for richer, for poorer..." "... insicknessandinhealth, to love and to cherish, always?" "Duh." "That's why I'm here." "Hello?" "Hello, dear." "Now, you each have a ring." "You have written your own vows." "Would you care to go first, Liza?" "Richard." "I know everyone thinks I'm getting married because..." "... I'msickof beingavirginandto have sex in keeping with my values." "The truth is I really do love you." "I'm not a person who loves easily, if at all." "But, Richard, I love you." "That was beautiful." "Richard?" "Yes." "I think the question on a lot of your minds, since we haven't..." "... knowneachothertoo long,"Willwe be having safe sex tonight, or..." "... becausewe'rehusbandand wife, donate the Trojans to a shelter?"" "Well, the truth is, safe sex has always been easy for me." "Safe love, that's something different." "Then I met you." "Someone who's just as afraid of it." "Just as outwardly... ." "Dismissive of it." "But inside, just as desperate for it." "I think one of the reasons I wanted to get married today" "There's a risk that Ally might not make it back in June." "And... ." "I was unwilling to assume that risk." "Ally." "The Biscuit said that my marrying Liza today..." "... wasworthyof you." "And I would agree." "Without your influence, I don't think I would be open to the... ." "Well, the insanity that's just caused me to go with what I feel." "And I know what I feel." "I love you, Liza." "And I'm betting on that love, as new as it is." "With this ring I give you something I've never given anybody." "My heart." "And with this ring, I give you mine." "What God has joined together, let no man tear asunder." "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. and Mrs. Richard Bump." "Kidding." "Fish." "Fish!" "I know something about love" "Do da-do" "To be the very part of you" "Stranger?" "Georgia!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "So he actually got married?" "Yes, he did." "An hour ago." "And he's still married." "What is going on?" "Well, you know what?" "They really love each other." "Evidently it happens." "And you?" "Oh, you heard." "I did." "She just needs to be in her old environment." "At least for now." "Not that I've seen that much of you, but to think you're moving away... ." "I know." "You know what?" "We shouldn't think about it tonight." "Tonight is Richard's night and we should celebrate." "Okay." "So." "Cheers." "Oh, cheers." "He met Marmalade Down in old New Orleans" "Said, hello, hey Joe" "Getcha getcha ya ya da da" "Getcha getcha ya ya here" "Creole lady Marmalade" "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" "I just never figured you could meet the person of your dreams at age 8." "Hey." "What are you thinking about?" "Oh, just stuff." "Hard to say goodbye, isn't it?" "Well, it really isn't goodbye." "I wish that everybody would stop thinking that." "I'll keep in touch." "I meant the room." "A lot happened in this office." "What do you mean?" "Just stuff happened." "A lot of memories." "Well, you know, a room is a room." "You know?" "Four walls." "Yeah, well." "I'll give you some time with these four walls." "Larry, you've only seen the tip of the neurotic iceberg." "I'm demented." "What else?" "Self-absorbed." "What else?" "Vain." "What else?" "Incapable of letting myself be loved." "That we need to work on, then." "Ally?" "John!" "Hey." "I thought you were avoiding me." "Me?" "No!" "Well, we haven't talked about this." "Well, I mean, there's nothing really to say." "I know why you're leaving." "I know it's the right decision." "You know how I feel about you leaving." "So I guess there's no need for words." "Maybe not." "You're the soul of this place." "In some way, you've become..." "... thesoulof allofus." "And I'm afraid of what will happen when you go." "I think you underestimate your own soul, Mr. Cage." "I do have a parting gift." "It's a necklace." "Friend of mine designed it." "It's remains of the Trade Center." "I figured it was fitting, since you're... ." "It's beautiful." "I'm sure it'll look beautiful on you." "Well, I was right." "Thank you." "Look... ." "Well, there's probably a party going on downstairs." "I think we should join them." "Right." "It's their first match." "Possibly their last." "They really got it together, didn't they, baby?" "Nothing but Richard and Liza." "They really, really got it together, didn't they?" "And isn't that nice?" "You're the fiirst My last" "All my dreams" "You're my sun, my moon" "My kind of wonderful" "That's what you are" "I know there's only Only one like you" "There's no way They could have made two" "You're all I'm living for" "I'll keep you forever more" "You're the fiirst" "My last, my everything" "And with you I found" "Oh, my God!" "Only you could bring" "Did you get him?" "I did." "For you and Debbie." "Well, it's a party now." "Yes, it is." "Won't you miss this?" "I never said I wouldn't miss it." "Come on." "Let's dance." "Come on, Nelle." "I will love you until Until the day I die" "Your love I'll keep forever more" "You're the fiirst, my last My everything" "I've seen so many ways that I" "I will love you until Until the day I die" "You're all I'm living for" "Your love I'll keep Forever more" "You're my fiirst, my last My everything" "What time's your flight?" "At 1 0." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to leave pretty soon." "You don't mind if I take your office, do you?" "It has better light." "Fine." "Listen, Ally..." "... Iknowwe 'vehadour differences." "But I... ." "Is there anything I need to know about your office?" "Just that it's lucky." "Oh." "Good." "That's good to know." "It's a picture of the boy next door" "Ally?" "You all right?" "Yeah, I just need to get some air." "You okay?" "Hi." "Well, I must not be okay." "Otherwise, you wouldn't be here." "I summon you up whenever I'm... ." "You know, I'm fine." "How can I help you?" "Living without me is one thing." "Living without them" "Maddie needs to go and I'm her mother." "You have to do what you have to do." "That's an Ally McBeal-ism." "Are you seeing anyone up there?" "I'm not supposed to be giving out inside information, Ally, but..." "... yourlife,it allworksout." "Yeah." "It's working out, Billy." "Yeah, it's been working out." "And you summoned me now because... ?" "I don't know." "Maybe I need to say goodbye to you too." "I had a feeling." "Don't ever forget." "And don't you." "All of my heart." "Forever and ever." "Hey." "My flight is... ." "So I'm gonna leave now, and... ." "This isn't goodbye." "If anybody gets emotional" "My dam's about to break." "You are the biggest fraud I've ever met." "You have a huge heart and you don't fool anybody." "I'm gonna miss you." "Don't be a stranger, okay?" "Like we were this year?" "Exactly." "Richard." "I can't believe you got married before I did." "Bygones." "You see?" "I'm sorry." "You know how I feel about you." "Renee." "It's like you said." "We'll be forced to make an effort now." "That's right." "I think... ." "I think I'll miss you most, Scarecrow." "You know, I love you all so much." "Every one of you." "And the last five years have... ." "I love you all, and... ." "And I'll..." "... I'llcall." "ALLY:" "Looking backwards many of the saddest times turn out to be the happiest." "So I must be happy now." "Yeah." "This is gonna be good." "Why else would I be crying?" "OLD LADY:" "You stinker!" 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"Act One" "The kraal of Chief Ushakapilla." "Ushakapilla, whose greatest ambition is to see his son, Mofti, become Chief of all Africa." "Mofti, his son." ""The white Governor has twice denied your request for land for your tribe, O Chief!" "What will happen if he denies it a third time?"" ""The Governor says that, for the time being, the white Chief cannot grant you more land."" ""I shall give you my reply before sunset."" ""The time will come when I, your father, will take the long road to the other side, and you, my son, will prove to the great white Chief that Africa belongs to our black race."" "...but Mofti knows that his father's hopes will never be fulfilled." "Out in the wilderness lives James Morel with his son, in hopes of fulfilling his great mission." ""The white missionary has always given you good advice, O Chief!" "His kraal is over there!"" ""I have tried to live according to your teachings, my friend." "But the great Chief has forgotten me and my people."" ""The great white Chief is good, Ushakapilla." "Trust him and soon all will be right with you and your people."" ""Youth need not be part of the council of its elders." "Let our sons chase the light-footed gazelle while we greyheads talk."" ""If the white Chief knew the state in which I and my people find ourselves, he would have helped us!"" ""There is only one Chief who can see and understand everything." "He is the Chief of all Chiefs, black and white." "Obey His laws, my friend, and you will be rewarded." "But if you break any one of His laws, all your hopes will come to naught."" ""We shall see."" "For many months Ushakapilla has been hoarding booty to buy weapons and ammunition for the planned uprising." ""Go work in the white man's diamond mines, and make sure that each of you brings back a diamond or a piece of gold."" ""That will be the fate of all those who come back without gold or diamonds." "I have spoken!"" ""For a nation to prosper, there must be order and discipline."" "The directors of the Karoo Diamond Mines Syndicate discuss the finding of an unusually large rose diamond." "Fred Winters, an overseer." ""Let's have some fresh air."" ""Deliver this to the newspaper at once."" ""You yourself told me to open the window."" ""I'll send two officers and our dogs at once."" "Winters tries to protect himself against possible mistakes." ""Our overseer, Winters, was the last person in the room with us."" "End of Act One." "Act Two." "To divert suspicion from himself, Winters carries out his task." ""No question, it's Winters." "This is his apartment."" "The trail goes cold." ""The only thing left to do now is to watch all departing trains and coaches."" "The Rose Diamond Theft." "Unfortunately, the police have been unable to find any trace of overseer Fred Winters, who is strongly suspected of having committed the theft." "A reward of 5,000 pounds is being offered by the Karoo Company..." "For two days, Winters wanders in the Karoo Desert without water or food." "Namba discovers the utterly exhausted Winters." "Namba earns himself a place in the kraal." ""With a few more like you, my son will inherit the best of kingdoms."" "Not far from the missionary's cabin, lives Bob Randall with his daughter, Rose." "The gold-prospector's daughter." "Another day of futile labour." "...and Lord Cholmondeley decided to leave his vast property and immense inheritance for the love of this woman, for he would never allow words of disrespect for any woman to pass his lips." "His dark eyes were glowing beneath their dark lashes as he raised his gaze and summoned his servant His Lordship boarded the first luxury liner and departed for South Africa in a specially prepared state cabin." "Arriving in Africa, the noble lord immediately hired a special train to get to Rhodesia..." "In memory of their dearest love, who had been taken from them, they had planted this rose." ""I shot this splendid hare this morning."" "Knowing that all stations are being watched, Winters decides to try his luck at the little station in the desert called "Green Willow"." "Winters finds friends easily." ""It's no good, my little Rose." "I can't find anything in the mine, and so I must drown my sorrows in this bottle."" ""That's Bob Randall." "He owns a rotten gold mine which he still hopes will make his fortune." "Everyone here thinks he's crazy."" ""I–if I want to, I can m–make more from this mine in a f–few weeks than you have ever seen!"" "Arriving in Rhodesia, Lord Cholmondeley checked into the only hotel in the little settlement of Seijaduntella, in order that the world might forget him utterly." "So that none of his old friends would find him, he entered his name in the hotel register as Carl Standington and, being the excellent rider he was, Lord Cholmondeley, alias Carl Standington, covered more than 200 miles on a mule on the day of his arrival..." ""What a hard-working mule!"" "...Towards evening, the noble lord felt quite exhausted and retired after smoking some of the famously rich Havanas he always carried with him..." "ACT THREE." "Winters decides to work with Randall." ""Ich werde schon irgend eine Schlafstelle für Dich finden."" ""Could this be Lord Cholmondeley?"" "The next morning." "...And since Lord Cholmondeley – or, rather, Charles Standington, as he now called himself – had been at sea for several weeks, he was so impatient for his first meal of "Roast Springbok"" "that he tucked into the fine game steaks without delay..." "Looking for game to put on her father's table," "Rose comes across a different kind of wild animal." ""I thought you were a springbok."" ""My friend Jack must be careful!" "Hunting springbok can lead to dangerous cliffs." "But hunting wild animals like these is far more dangerous."" ""I will gladly allow you to study under my white friend." "Try to learn all the knowledge there is."" ""Tell the great medicine man and witch-doctor that I will pay him a visit."" "The medicine man." ""When will my son chase the white men away and rule over all of Africa?"" ""..." "O most mighty and most black of all the black Chiefs..."" ""..." "O finest of elephants, with the best of all trunks..."" ""..." "O great ostrich, with the tail of a peacock..."" ""..." "Never!"" "Another fruitless day passes." ""Would you like tinned food or springbok?"" "On his twenty-first birthday, Mofti is taken for the first time to his ancestors' sacrificial rock." ""There, my son, you see the restless spirits of your ancestors."" ""Only he who has royal blood in his veins may stand on this rock." "Do not forget this, and always keep this place sacred!"" "...as with all aristocrats, so with Lord Cholmondeley." "He was lost the moment he saw the pretty face of a girl." "Betty Beetle was only too willing to please the lord, and, in so doing, she spoiled her chances of ever becoming his wife." "The very same night, the noble lord left the village, and she saw him never again." "If Betty had known the meaning of chastity, who knows?" "Perhaps everything would have turned out differently..." "End of Act Three." "ACT FOUR." "Later." ""I thought you might enjoy reading some news from back home..."" "Not permitted to mix with his future subjects, Mofti seeks friendship with Jack." ""I will fetch my friend Jack lest he be torn apart by lions."" ""May you be as happy as a monkey with pastries, and may your wife give you as many children as there are stones on the Matoppos Hills."" "His ideas purified by Christianity, Mofti shows his friend Jack the sacrificial rock." "Ushakapilla dreams of his ancestors." ""Before the new moon rises, the baskets will be full." "Then we can buy weapons and make ready for the great attack that will free Africa."" "After two days of hard drinking." ""I can no longer neglect my little Rose." "Let us go home."" "Mofti has an accident while hunting." ""I can no longer lead you along hunting paths." "Before sunset, I will have begun my journey to the other side."" ""My father is getting old, and his mind is filled with childish things." "Warn your Chief of the impending danger."" ""Greetings, O friend, to you and your little 'White Rose'."" "Her sweetheart." ""It is the work of Almighty God." "You told me I would suffer if I did not obey His laws." "Mofti was my only son!"" ""I, too, have only one son." "He was Mofti's best friend." "Permit me to give him a Christian burial."" ""And who could deny that this black man's heart is torn apart with pain, just like that of any father?"" "End of Act Four." "ACT FIVE." ""He lies there beneath the rocks, where he had led me on the hunt." "His last words were for you ... for both of us!"" ""You, my friend, are called 'The Wise One'." "Take this book of holy laws to study." "This book contains the wisdom of the ages."" ""With such a woman in your kraal, happiness will blossom." "May your grandchildren be as many as the stones on these mountains."" ""My father and I are poor." "I cannot ask her to be my wife until I have my own kraal."" "My dear Morel, The enclosed letter will finally give you peace, and, I am sure, avert the danger in your district." "Yours sincerely, R.Roberts." ""God, who punished your disobedience, rewards you now." "The great white Chief grants you your request, and gives you and your people the land you have asked for."" "Detective Brown arrives in "Green Willow"." "The Chief's gift." ""May little Rose be the first of many fat wives in your kraal who feed you sweetmeats and rum."" ""I have known both the Rose Diamond and the white rose that blossoms on the grave of my son." "But you, O young friend, possess the most beautiful rose in all Rhodesia... a faithful, loving wife." "I have spoken."" "The Rose Diamond Theft." "Investigations have so far proven fruitless, and the Company has announced that it will add £1,000 to the reward, which now stands at £6,000 ..." "A week later." ""Because the diamond was returned to us so honestly, I propose that we send the young lady a special reward of £10,000."" "Ushakapilla's hopes are dashed by the death of his son, and he decides to abandon his grand plans." "Here endeth the reign of the black Chief, until time make him white and he prove himself worthy to rule this country as the great white Chief does." "Mofti's blessings have begun to be realized." "THE END."
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"Hi." "It's me." "Oh, we're not ready yet?" "Hi." "It's me, Jesse." "Are we there?" "Good." "We're there." "Well, this afternoon, after a very lousy sketch about yo-yoing," "I figure we'll, for lack of anything better to do, we'll take it towards a more serious side right about now." "And we're going to conduct an interview with" "Arnold Friedman, my father." "I still feel like I knew my father very well." "I don't think that just because there were things in his life that were private and secret and shameful that that means that the father who I knew and the things I knew about him were in any way not real." "They're gonna put me in the movies" "They're gonna make a big star out of me" "We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely" "And all I got to do is act naturally" "Well, I'll bet you I'm a- gonna be a big star" "Might win an Oscar, you can't never tell" "The movies gonna make me a big star" "'Cause I can play the part so well" "Well, I hope you come to see me in the movies" "Then I know that you will plainly see" "The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time" "And all I got to do is act naturally" "Arnold liked pictures." "I mean, that's, let's face it." "He liked pictures." "Well, we're here." "This is it, the whole family assembled." "Everybody in Great Neck, New York." "We had three sons." "David, being the oldest had a lot of responsibility when he was young." "Seth was an outright rebel." "And somehow, Jesse was just like the the one that keeps trying to catch up and doesn't quite make it." "I have very good memories of the, of my, well," "I have very good memories of my childhood." "I had a great time growing up." "I had a great time because of my friends." "And my father was great." "I mean, he may not have been the best father, but he went to Columbia University." "And then when he graduated, he went to the Catskills to play in his band." "The Jazzbo Mambo" "With a boogie beat" "Is the newest dance on 52nd Street" "The band was called Arnito Rey and his Orchestra." "My father's name was Arnold Friedman." "This was in the late 40's and early '50s." "So he played Latin music." "It was very big at the time, and so he changed his name to Arnito Rey." "We'll do a Jazzbo Mambo 8 to the bar" "I don't know." "My dad was a cool guy, you know?" "He was a schoolteacher." "And I think that the other kids liked him, and he liked kids." "But he didn't like spending a lot of time with his wife, so he would teach high school during the day and then after school, he would come home and teach piano lessons and later computer lessons in the house." "And that was, of course, more time he didn't have to spend with his wife." "I'm not that anxious to talk about his father, because, you know, we were divorced, and" "But his father, he would," "I don't really want to talk about it." "In case anybody didn't know, I'm the father of this family." "I'm never in the movies." "Never see me in any of the pictures, but I really am the father." "And we're all gathered together while David is messing up the camera here." "Now he's taking a good movie and zooming in and out." "When you see me on this, you're gonna say" "Okay, shut it." "He died of a surprise heart attack about 5 years ago." "And it was very, very sad." "He was, you know, selfless, altruistic." "But in the end, he wasn't together with your mom?" "He wasn't together with my mother at the end." "And when did they make the decision not to be together?" "Long before he died?" "Couple years before his death." "There's a lot I, well, whatever." "There's some things I don't want to talk about." "Well, this is private, so if you don't, if you're not me, then you really shouldn't be watching this, because this is supposed to be a private situation between me and me." "This is between me now and me in the future." "So turn it off." "Don't watch this." "This is private." "If you're the fucking, oh, God, the cops." "And if you're the fucking cops, go fuck yourselves, because you're full of shit." "Back in 1984, US Customs had seized some child pornography, addressed from the Netherlands, in the mail to Arnold Friedman." "Now, he never got that piece of mail, but his name was forwarded on to us." "So what we would do then would be to initiate a correspondence with Arnold in the hopes that we can determine if he is in fact willing to violate the statute again about mailing or receiving child pornography." ""Dear Stan, the book is Joe, 14, and his uncle." "I think I'd like you to send me something, sort of good faith, and I will forward this rather precious book to you." "Thanks, Arnie. "" "See, it's very hard to believe that this so-called "good marriage" was so disturbed." "He sent him these pictures, and he sent him a note that I remember, because the lawyer got the note." "And then he wrote, "Enjoy. "" "Since he had sent the magazine, he was always asking for it back." "So I asked the prosecutors, "Let's grant him his wish." "He wants his magazine back. "" "I dressed up as a mail carrier, knocked on his door, asked him if he was Arnold Friedman." "He replied he was." "And I said, "I have a package for you." "Sign right here. "" "He did." "About an hour later, we went back." "We would give him some time with the magazine." "I'm dressed now." "I just put a blue suit jacket over the carrier's uniform." "And I told him, "I have a search warrant for child pornography. "" "He says, "There's nothin' like that here. "" "And I said, "You don't recognize me?"" "I'd just been at his door an hour ago." "He goes, "No. "" "And I took off my jacket, and I said, "Now do you recognize me?"" ""Oh, yeah." "Oh, okay." "The magazine is upstairs. "" "So we went up to his bedroom." "In the top dresser door was the open magazine." "Well, he thought we would take the magazine and leave, and I said, "No, we have a search warrant." "We're gonna search the whole house for child pornography. "" "And around that time his wife showed up." "I thought they were searching, like, for marijuana or something." "I didn't know what they were searching for, to tell you the truth." "And I thought it was a big mistake." "One of the first things we went to was his office." "And I remember just as I was about to pull out a drawer," "Mr. Friedman came rushing in and said," ""Wait." "I'll get that for you. "" "And said, "Here." "This is all that's there. "" "And it was one piece of mail from the Netherlands, but it was child pornography." "And he said, "That's it." "That's all there is. "" "And I said, "Well, that's great, Mr. Friedman, but we're still gonna search. "" "And he goes, "I don't understand why you don't go when I tell you that's all there is?"" "And I said, "Well, we don't believe you. "" "Well, it's not something he sort of left lying around on the kitchen table." "He wasn't proud of it, and he kept it hidden." "He had his office downstairs." "It wasn't, like, right there." "You had to go downstairs and around the corner to get to his office." "We used to have someone that cleaned." "He says, "Don't let her clean in here." "It's okay." "I don't want my things disturbed. "" "So all right." "I never went in there." "Then one of our inspectors moved the piano that was in that office." "And that's where his stash of magazines were held, behind the piano." "And this was Arnold's secret." "He liked to look at pictures of boys." "And it's not that he acted on these things." "He just wanted to look at these pictures and meditate or" "And these are listings of the magazines that were found behind the piano." ""Young Boys Sodomy. "" ""Incest Case Histories. "" "Something called "Chicken Pickin's Magazine. "" "And in addition to that, we found evidence of a computer class being taught there by Mr. Friedman." "And we did seize some list of names that we thought could be students." "I remember walking in there saying," ""Goddamn." "We could have a problem here. "" "Just when you think everything is going to be dull, something gets dropped on your lap, you know, and it turns out to be something bigger than you ever thought." "What happened was one of the detectives from the vice squad came in to see me." "And he had a list." "And it was at that point that we were able to learn that these were computer classes that went on literally every day of the week and Saturday." "And we drew a big map of the whole village of Great Neck sectioned it off, and started sending detectives out to do interviews." "She set us up in teams, male/female teams." "And we got a list of alleged victims." "Soon as we went into the house, we were usually approached by the mothers." "And we explained why we're there, what we're doing there, and we'd really like to talk to their children, preferably alone." "The parents were becoming impatient." "They wanted something done immediately." "But you always want to be very careful about how you proceed, because the one thing that you worry about" "I know I worried about it all the time, is just charging somebody with this kind of a crime is enough to ruin their lives." "So you want to make sure that you have enough evidence and that you're convinced that you're making a good charge." "And how much time was there between the time the postal inspector searched the house and the time that you went in for the second search?" "Well, it would have been less than a month, because we did that the day before Thanksgiving." "A prominent middle-aged teacher in a prosperous Long Island town is charged with sodomizing young boys who were his students." "Police are charging that sexual abuse went on behind the doors of 17 Picadilly Road in Great Neck." "We rang the doorbell." "As soon as he realized who it was, he wasn't gonna let us in." "So one of the detectives broke the door down." "And we went into the premises at that point." "Arnold was by himself." "His wife was out shopping." "I was out to the store to buy a Thanksgiving turkey." "And I go up the front walk to the house, and there're people all over the house." "And my husband is sitting, looking very sheepishly in the dining room, handcuffed." "By this time, just about every news organization you could name had arrived on the scene." "I went home for Thanksgiving." "Got to the house, and there's cops and news trucks all over the place." "And" "I got worried, of course." "When David came to the house, we were able to ascertain eventually the type of business he was in." "And we heard that he was involved in children's entertainment in the form of some sort of clown activities." "I was there when the clown came in." "He was ranting and raving." "We had words." "And I was going through the folders." "We told him to take a hike." "And he kept trying to come into the house, and I kept telling him that he couldn't, that he had to leave." "He wasn't allowed while we were searching." "And finally, he came in for the last time." "He bent down." "I really thought he had a weapon in that duffle bag." "Everybody kind of, you know, reached for a gun at one point." "What he came out with was a pair of Fruit of the Loom underwear." "And he started prancing around, flailing his arms in the air, saying, "Look at me." "I'm an asshole. "" "They're harassing my father for no reason at all." "If I had had some kind of Arabian sand scarf" "I would have wrapped that around my face and been Lawrence of Arabia." "Maybe that would have been better." "But I took out underwear, and I put it on my head because I didn't want to be on camera." "The first arrested was Arnold Friedman, a retired schoolteacher who was charged with sodomizing boys aged 8 to 11." "The charges are that, while running a computer school," "Arnold Friedman and his son engaged in various forms of sexual abuse against minor children." "Jesse pulls up coming home from school." "His friends dump him out of the car." "David sort of grabbed me, and we were sitting a couple of houses down, sort of on the sidewalk." "And he was saying something to me." "And then one of the TV cameras came over, so we kind of ran to the backyard." "And we went behind the house." "And we were in the backyard of our house." "And the cops came back, and they said, "What's going on here?"" "And I said, "Don't worry about it." "It's just me and Jesse. "" "And they said, "Well, we want Jesse." "We need Jesse in the house now. "" "Of course, we thought, you know, we didn't know why that was." "As we conducted more interviews of the children," "Jesse's name started to pop up." "And Jesse was there." "What did Jesse do?" "And then eventually we were able to ascertain that Jesse's role was not one of, you know, helping his dad conduct the computer class, but basically abusing the children himself." "We didn't have children telling us that Arnold had slapped them around." "But quite a number of the kids reported incidents of being slapped and having their hair pulled or their arms twisted by Jesse." "He was, by far, the more violent one." "All these policemen said that Jesse was some kind of aggressor." "That even his father was cowering, and Jesse was this sexual, molesting tyrant." "I challenge anyone to find anyone who Jesse had even teased as a child or called a name." "Jesse was not an angry person." "He was not an upset person." "So we ended up spending a lot of time together." "I was over his house 3 days a week, 4 days a week." "And as far as I know him, none of this ever happened, not on my watch." "Eighteen-year-old Jesse Friedman also stands accused of sex abuse and using a child in a sexual performance." "The only thought that I just kept having the whole night was, "We're gonna get bailed out and then we'll go home and we'll figure out what's going on, and the lawyers will take care of this," "and they'll straighten this out. "" "Because it was still just a matter of," ""This is a big misunderstanding. "" "But when the bail was set at a million dollars, instead of going out with Mom and David like we were supposed to, we went back the other way." "And that was the moment when there was this whole new sense that the problem was much worse than I originally thought." "The investigation didn't end at that point." "That really was the arrest and the search of the house." "And then we went on, because we had literally, at that point dozens more interviews to do." "Somewhere along the way, I think it was the Nassau County cops, they showed me this magazine, and they said," ""You see?" "Look at this magazine. "" "And they showed me the magazine." "They were embarrassed to show it to me because of what the pictures were." "And you know, I didn't see it." "My eyes were in the right direction, but my brain saw nothing." "Because when it was all over, the lawyer showed me the magazine, and then I saw it." "For the first time, I really saw it." "I couldn't believe what I saw." "I mean, I had no concept that this thing even exists in the world, that this magazine would even be in the world." "I mean, we had a middle-class home, educated." "I had a good family, right?" "Where did this come from?" "Mr. And Mrs. Friedman's house on this most beautiful Thanksgiving dinner." "For my daughter, for my son-in-law, and for my 3 grandsons." "I'm thankful that both my brothers are home, and" "I'm most thankful to my husband, to Arnie." "Anything you want to say, Mr. Friedman?" "Are you guilty?" "Did you do all they say you did?" "No comment." "I was the first to visit my brother in prison." "And that was a moment in my life I'll never forget." "He came into the room." "I was sitting at this table, a lot of tables, and they were crowded." "Just awful surroundings." "And he didn't have his glasses on." "Without his glasses, he was blind as a bat." "They'd taken them off and broken them, stepped on them." "He had a smell of urine." "They were throwing urine at him." "They were threatening to throw him down the stairs." "They knew what he was in there for." "It was all over the media." "And he was half-blind and hadn't shaved in two days and shivering and cold and scared out of his wits." "The first words out of his mouth were," ""Howie, they're gonna kill me." "Get me out of here. "" "The People versus Arnold Friedman and Jesse Friedman." "Indictment 67430." "Step up, please." "So began the very first time cameras were permitted in a Nassau County courtroom." "Fifty-six-year-old Arnold Friedman and his 18-year-old son Jesse heard the court clerk read off a 91-count indictment charging them with sodomy and sexual abuse." "Arnold Friedman, how do you plead to this indictment?" "Guilty or not guilty?" "Not guilty." "And Jesse Friedman, how do you plead to this indictment?" "Not guilty." "My brother and Jesse kept saying they're innocent." ""This is trumped up charges. "" "And they got a McMartin's, you know?" "They somehow got one kid to, they got the police to be able to convince the kids," ""Well, all of your friends said something happened." "Didn't something happen?" "Something must have happened," et cetera, et cetera." "And they were convinced." "They kept saying they were innocent." "And I just kept thinking," ""I have to believe them. "" "It's very hard for people to accept him as a pedophile." "Arnold Friedman was an award-winning teacher." "All over the house were plaques and newspaper articles written about him." "He had been given an award, "Computer Teacher of the Year. "" "He also taught piano." "David plays beautifully." "And his father taught him how to play the piano." "It was when he died that I realized how much of an impact he had on my life." "Take a bow." "He was very supportive of my magic when I was a kid." "When I was about 6, my father took me to a magic show." "And it's probably my earliest memory." "You know when your son goes to college and you say," ""Go to college," and "What are you going to be?" ""Be a doctor." "Be a lawyer. "" "I tried to make him into a doctor or a lawyer." "You know, my mom would always say, you know," ""Get a job." "Get a job. "" "But my dad would say to me, "You know, David," "I can't tell you what to do, because you know what I did when I got out of college. "" "He blew off his chemical engineering degree, which he could have worked for an oil company and made tons of money." "Instead, he played in the mountains, which is a total blow-off, follow your dream, artistic thing." "And I totally love him for that." "Trust your children to somebody who was a schoolteacher for over 20, 30 years, a member of your community." "All you heard were accolades about this person, and now all of a sudden, he's a monster." "And things that were being said, you know, upset the community, because you don't expect that here." "Great Neck is a peninsula." "It's a very insulated community." "This was a certain kind of person that lived in Great Neck." "It's on the North Shore of Long Island, which is usually a predominately wealthy area." "These are wealthy, professional people that have garnered a great deal of income in their lives, and they live accordingly." "Nice community." "Tight." "Affluent." "Well-kept homes." "They get dressed up to go shopping." "They want to be sure they get seen by the people they want to see, and cars are important, clothes are important." "There's a lot of competition in Great Neck." "Everybody's kid's a genius and the best, and everybody's the best in this and that, and you just want your kid to be happy and to get an array of experiences." "And this computer class was one of those experiences." "You thought you were doing right." "Most of the children started out explaining how Mr. Friedman would try to test them, I think, in my opinion, as to whether they'd be receptive to some of his advances." "There'd be certain showings on the computer during computer class of certain material that was inappropriate for children." "If you were going to be the first one abused on a particular day, he would pull up a chair and sit next to you." "Maybe it would start with his arm around your shoulder or on your leg and gradually move it up, touching private parts." "And then over the course of time we developed a situation where we found out that there was not only sexual touching of the genitals, but there were acts of sodomy, oral and anal sodomy, that took place during the course of the class." "So were the kids abused in the computer room in view of everyone else?" "From what I saw in my sessions, none were raped out on the floor." "The kids were raped in Jesse's room or the bathroom." "Just to change the subject for a second, there were these sexual computer games that were discussed during the course of the case." "We'd basically do the games where there would be naked girls and everything in the computer class." "But I remember one time I slipped one of the games out, and I brought it home and everything, and I copied it, and Arnold found out." "Because of that, I was raped by him and Jesse at the same time, as punishment to that." "I never did it again." "He made me format it." "I formatted it." "I had to bring my computer in and show him that I hadn't brought it home." "So he was absolutely positive, 100%, that it was not touched at all in any way, form, shape whatsoever." "And how did he know that you brought it home?" "He accounted for all the disks that were there." "And since he flipped through, he's like," ""Who the fuck took this?" "Tell me now, or I'm gonna kill you all!"" "And he had a knife, and he was waving a knife around." "I was like, "I did it!"" "My general recollection of the classes is basically a positive one, is a pleasant one." "The types of behaviors which were described, which were, well, just downright satanic in nature." "I mean, they make him sound like some kind of brutal sadist, whereas, you know, I had just always thought of him as being kind of a nebbish." "I think, as someone who took the classes, it was just hard to picture even that going on, because I did have a good experience." "And I didn't, you know, see anything, you know, remotely like," "you know, like child molestation or child abuse or any child anything going on." "What took place in Arnold's classes was pretty much just straight computer lessons." "I mean, as ordinary and as boring as you could possibly imagine it." "It was just generally a free-for-all." "Everybody could see what was going on, and very often they would participate in these sort of mass games in the classroom." "There was a game there that was called "Leapfrog. "" "And this one really got to me." "They would play leapfrog in the class." "They'd actually have their clothes off." "And we associate leapfrog like you do when you were a kid, one guy jumping over another guy, but the fact is it means everybody's butt's up in the air, so to speak." "The very nature of these charges is so absurd." "It seems almost like some kind of grotesque fantasy." "Yeah." "Leapfrog." "I remember about that." "It's kind of like Twister, where we would have to sit down." "Our asses would be in the air." "Arnold and Jesse would leap from one person to another, sticking their dick each in our ass." "But then I was confused, because you said that no kids were raped in the computer room." "The leapfrog game, which was not molestation, was a leapfrog game, was not considered molestation, was done outside." "But that was a group game." "The actual molestation, one-on-one contact, happened in the bathroom." "The game happened out on the floor." "One of the things, you sit down there, and I know I, you know, think about this, and you know," ""How could this go on in this home for so long and not be, you know, come out?"" "But, you know, that wasn't my province." "That wasn't what I had to decide or the judge had to decide." "You know, that's up to someone else to decide that." "But if I recall, you know, the children were pretty vivid in their recollections as to what Arnold and/or Jesse did to them." "And Judge Boklan, she's you know, a pretty strong-willed judge." "And she's pretty unmovable when she makes her decision." "There was never a doubt in my mind as to their guilt." "And remember, I'd been around for a while." "This wasn't, you know, the first sex case that I had ever seen." "In fact, my previous law secretary used to tease me that we were the pervert part." "And having been, you know, head of the Sex Crimes Unit myself, where, you know, I had young boys who were sodomized, in fact, one who killed himself you know, after the sentence of the abuser." "I mean, some horrible experiences." "So for me to be so outraged," "I mean, this was really very, very bad what was going on there." "It was like someone's worst nightmare." "Who would even think of doing these things?" "And to do them in a group and with so many witnesses." "The scenario, as posted by the media and the police was so incredibly way out, it was hard for me to believe that it was true." "We now welcome, also in Los Angeles, Debbie Nathan." "Debbie is an investigative freelance journalist, who has been covering the McMartin and other abuse trials around the country." "All these parents are bizarro, huh?" "They're all whacked?" "Well, it's not really fair, I don't think to deal simply with these parents or with this particular case." "You have to understand that all over the country there is a hysteria." "And I don't think that it's a question with most of these kids of lying." "I think that they have been brainwashed, if you will." "I was one of the first writers for the mass media to look at those cases critically and question them." "So as a result of that, having done a lot of that work," "I got a lot of letters from people." "And my father wrote to Debbie and said, I don't know, said, "Help me. "" "And she has been the only person outside the family that said, "I believe you. "" "In the Friedman case, the basic charges were completely implausible." "First of all, you'd have to believe that blood is coming out of these children's orifices, that they're screaming, that they're crying, that their clothes are soiled from semen and from blood." "And yet their parents show up." "Sometimes they show up unannounced." "Everything looks fine." "Was there any physical evidence in the case that was relevant?" "Or it was the case really strictly based on the statements of the kids?" "It was more testimony." "There was a dearth of physical evidence." "I don't even recall whether there was any physical evidence that would have indicated one way or another that these events took place." "I don't think that they're sitting around with any kind of diabolical or conspiratorial agenda to go out and falsely accuse Arnold Friedman or railroad Jesse Friedman." "But nobody's critiquing them." "Nobody's telling them that there's a right way and a wrong way to do this." "Nobody's saying that we've got a problem in this culture with hysteria around this issue." "And so they're really free to let their fantasies fly." "I think the most overwhelming thing was the enormous amount of child pornography." "You would just have to walk into the living room, and it'd be piled around the piano." "There were literally foot-high stacks of pornography, in plain view, all around the house." "But photos taken during the search showed nothing of the kind." "But as far as the families were concerned, I don't want to use the word that they were competitive with each other." "I don't know if it's to that extent." "You know, sometimes it'd be some idle conversation about, you know, another boy, you know, "He was sodomized 5 times, but my son was sodomized 6 times," you know, as if that meant something in the overall scheme of things." "There's a whole community atmosphere that gets created in a mass-abuse case like this, where the families are talking to each other, they're going to community meetings, or they're calling on the phone all the time." "They're seeing each other in group therapy." "And there is definitely an element when a community defines itself as a victimized community, that if you're not victimized you don't fit into that community." "The families that had their child molested or allegedly molested became very involved and took a greater part of their life at that point." "I appreciated their call in the beginning telling me what happened." "And then when I told them that we looked into it and my wife and I both felt that nothing happened to our son, it got to be a little pushy situation where they told us that we were in denial, and it absolutely happened to our son." "You fucking bitch!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "When Jesse gets out of jail, he's a dead motherfucker." "When Arnold gets out of jail, he's a dead motherfucker." "Fuck you!" "I'll fuck your whole family!" "Is there any one word or phrase that you could use to describe that experience overall?" "Chaos." "Hysteria." "It was really crazy." "Am I dreaming?" "Is this a nightmare?" "This can't be happening to my family." "My brother?" "And a day doesn't go by that I don't think of it." "It destroyed my family." "It tore us apart." "I don't know." "I can't say too much about it." "We were a family." "Mommy believes you did it and she believes you should go to jail, and she believes that she deserves everything that's left and you shouldn't have any part of it." "You have to hire another lawyer?" "All this woman does is hire lawyers." "I honestly have to tell you, anything that she decides" "I can't trust." "She runs around, "Arnie, they don't trust me. "" "Well, we don't trust her." "We lived with her for 3, for 2 months while you were in jail, and we learned not to trust her." "David had just gotten a video camera when this case broke, and so he just started recording the family falling apart." "And Mommy believes them, and I don't." "I tell them to get lost, and Mommy says, "You're right. "" "And "I've lived with him for all my life. "" "And "Look at all these horrible things he's done for me over 30 years," which amounts to nothing, except this." "At some point, David making the videotapes kind of springboarded to my thoughts about audiotape." "And I began to make audio recordings of these family arguments." "Don't scream." "The family was screaming at each other." "And everyone wanted me to say, "He didn't do it. "" "Well, I wouldn't do that." "I said, "I don't know. "" "They wanted me just to lie, you know, and say, "He didn't do it," whether I believed it or not." "And I was so angry at Arnold and what he'd done that I wouldn't do it, and I said, "Well, I don't know. "" "And I wanted just to tell the truth." "That is the truth." "I didn't know." "My mother abandoned him, pretty much, wouldn't talk to him, fought with him constantly, made him sleep on the sofa." "And after 33 years of marriage, when your wife, when you've been accused of a crime you didn't commit, you spend 6 weeks in jail for it, you're trying to build a defense," "and your wife leaves you, essentially, my father fell apart." "You yelled and screamed about what, that you ruined her life." "She's brainwashed you." "You didn't do anything." "The police have done it to you." "It's not your fault." "The police are railroading you." "But it's not your fault." "Mommy doesn't believe you." "The police picked on you, and that's who they're going after." "It's not because you deserved it." "You're taking the blame, and you don't deserve the blame." "She's brainwashing you into thinking that it's your fault, and it's not your fault." "She thinks he did it." "And if he did it, then she thinks he's going to be convicted of it." "And if he's convicted of it, he's going to go away." "Yeah, but if, let's say he goes away for 10 years." "He's still gonna come out." "No, I'm talking about 50 years." "I'm talking about 100 years." "She doesn't think he's getting 50 years." "I don't think she thinks that he's going to get 50 years." "OK, so what is he gonna get?" "Twenty years?" "That's 50 years." "What's the difference, well," "If he goes to a state institution on state charges, you know he's not coming back." "In this case, there was consultations between both sides, the District Attorney's Office, the families, the defense attorneys, as to what to do with Arnold Friedman." "We were trying to maintain a sense of normalcy in terms of having dinner and paying the bills, but it was almost surreal." "I mean, I don't think any of us had any notion of what was going on or what we were doing or where any of this was leading." "Sir, would you like to comment on the situation?" "Yes, I think this is a kitchen." "I thought it was only going to last a year and that we would look back and laugh about how crazy we were and how we didn't know what we were doing and just sort of laugh." "What do you want?" "My nose?" "My teeth?" "Wait a minute." "There it is." " There's your nose." " Oh that's great." "I feel like I'm being dissected here." "And here's Mommy and Daddy in a rare moment of affection." "What's the matter?" " Why?" " Why?" "Why not?" "That's not all." "You've gotten other things." "Lately but not all." "You're the one" "Who's stolen my heart, dear" "I think I was the first woman that he ever really dated." "And he was very reluctant to get married." "I sort of said, "We've got to do this," you know." "I could be very" "So he says, "Well, all right. "" "Big mistake." "We were delighted." "She was effervescent, pretty." "They seemed to be very much in love." "They seemed to be very compatible." "It had been a long time in coming." "My mother, "You're my oldest!" "Get married!" "I want a grandchild," you know." "My mother is sexually ignorant." "As far as I'm concerned, she had sex, I mean everyone thinks their parents only had sex 3 times, you know for each of their siblings." "But with my mother, I think it was true." "And it was like, you know, you read in a book how do you have sex, and you start here, and then you do step 1, step 2, step 3." "And that's somewhat like what sex was like with Arnold," "Because I used to say to him," ""It's called foreplay." "It's supposed to be play." "It's supposed to be fun. "" "And he treated it like work." "Like this is what you're supposed to do when you do it, like washing the dishes." "If he was so much in the closet and not living with her and not attracted, where was she for 30 years?" "Why didn't she say, "Honey, you're not having sex with me." "I think I want a divorce. "" "Where was she?" "I don't think that's the case." "Either they're both crazy, which is a possibility, or" "or he was perfectly normal, based according to, you know, by her standards." "You're the one for me" "It was a difficult marriage because of Elaine." "She had her problems, and it took a monumental amount of patience and love and caring to handle it." "It wasn't easy for him." "It wasn't easy for the kids." "But they were able to live with it." "She was the best mother she knew how." "She loved her kids, and she loved her husband." "She wasn't the warmest, most outgoing human being in the world." "When I had the first child, I was just ecstatic, but I didn't know how to do it." "And I wasn't the most well-balanced person myself." "You know, we all have hang-ups, and that's my hang-up." "Good things can never happen to me, only bad." "That's all the snapshots." "I know." "This whole thing is all the snapshots." "Did they go and they looked through each one?" "They must have." "This is ancient film." "Holy shit." " Dad, what is it?" " Oh, my God, it's amazing." "How did you get this?" "This is great." " This is my Dad's." " Who took it?" "My father." "Dad, what's that a film of?" "This is a film of my sister." "I had a sister." "She died a year before I was born." "My brother knew her when he was young, of course." "And she died of blood poisoning." "It was a horrible, terrible, sudden death." "And it destroyed the family." "Arnold's parents divorced." "So Arnold's mother had these two boys, and they were really on welfare." "I don't know." "They lived in a basement apartment." "Evidently, there was one bedroom, and the boys slept in the bedroom with the mother." "We shared, all 3 of us, not in the same bed, but we all shared the same room, big rooms." "And rather than put a, apparently the living room was the living room, and then there was the kitchen, so we put all the beds in the one room." "And that she dated a lot of men and would bring the men into the apartment, and they would have sex in the bed while Arnold was there listening." "And Arnold said that, because he saw his mother in bed with a man, that when he was adolescent, he was experimenting, as all children do, and he had sex with his brother in bed or something like that." "And to me, that's not what all children do." "Arnold sent me this right around when he started writing me, and it's called "My Story," and it was written in 1988." "And I think it was his attempt to talk about the case but also talk about the case in the context of his life." "And it starts out, it says," ""This story goes back 50 years to when I was a child. "" "He says, "When I reached adolescence" "I sought out partners for my emerging sexuality." "My first partner, when I was 13, was my 8-year-old brother." "I had overt sexual relations with him over a period of a few years. "" "I know that my brother has said that he messed around with me when I was a kid." "And I don't remember any of it." "I don't remember anything." "I have nothing up here that has me yelling or screaming or crying or trying to get away or unhappy or I there's nothing there that." "Maybe someday a door will open, but it better hurry up, because I'm 65." "And at this point in time, I could care less." "Then he goes on and says, "My next partners were boys my own age, all of which sexual relations, probably being within norms for my age." "However, the emotional impact of these relations was very pronounced and lasted through my adult life." "A more normal situation, as probably happened with my partners, would have been to outgrow and forget these episodes." "However, I literally fell in love with these boys, and the relations were far more significant to me than they were to my partners. "" "And then he told me that when he got to be an older teenager, like maybe in his late teens, he started worrying that he was still attracted to kids that were the same age as his brother had been when Arnold was 13," "and that really started bothering him." "And then after he had his own children, he was worried." "He started worrying that maybe he would molest his own children." "And at that point, he went to therapy, and the therapist told him, "No, don't worry." "You've got everything under control. "" "The Jazzbo Mambo with the boogie beat is the newest dance on 52nd Street" "All the cats come running from both near and far to do the Jazzbo Mambo 8 to the bar" "Come on, Light Fingers!" "Light Fingers, come on!" "Jazzbo Mambo" "Jazzbo Mambo" "Jazzbo Mambo, 8 to the bar" "You could see that this wasn't exactly" "Fred MacMurray and "My Three Sons," right?" "It always struck us as being a very dysfunctional family, obviously." "And we'd have to, you would have to wonder, wouldn't you, what kind of a family situation you would have that could produce this kind of crime." "What might it be like to grow up in a household like this?" "I don't know." "I can't even imagine." "Today is September 14, 1975." "We just concluded a tour of Jungle Safari." "Jungle Habitat." "Jungle Habitat in West Milford, New Jersey." "Here are my 3 brothers." "Two brothers, you dummy." "All right, there are 3 children." "What happened was the 3 sons were like a gang." "Like, "This is our gang and Mom. "" ""She's not part of our gang. "" "And we have, of course," "A pterodactyl." "A Jewish pterodactyl." "Shmuck, shmuck, schmuck." "The 4 of us got along so well." "We had a very similar kind of sense of humor." "You know, one guy would say something, and then it would, then the next person would add to the joke." "And my mother, who has no sense of humor, and she just didn't get that part of us." "And she resented that." "When this whole thing blew apart, the men got together, and Arnold confided in them." "And me?" "And I was a loyal wife." "People told me, "Oh, why don't you leave him?" "He's a horrible person." "Just walk out and leave him. "" "And I didn't." "I went all over town." "I raised money for bail." "I called every relative I knew." "I begged." "And I did all this for him, right?" "He was my husband." "I loved him." "And no one said, "What do you want?" to me." "OK." "OK, I think we can eat now." "So you're saying what we have is the people who we thought would testify and say that nothing happened." "And we are afraid to put them on the witness stand, even though we know that nothing happened." "We think they will say something happened." "The Friedmans suggested that we speak to various people who may have been present at the time." "And some of those people weren't alleged victims at all." "And that the hope was that one or more of these people would say, "This is just not true. "" "But that just didn't happen." "As far as I'm concerned he's being, he's" "So then nothing happened." "We begged him to tell us that something happened, to explain how this whole mess could have happened." "That's the only way to explain how it could have happened other then the fact that the police are out of their minds." "We begged him." "He told us nothing happened." "That's good enough for me." "Nothing happened." "If my father had the ability to confess to me, yeah, he had done something one time, and that's how this whole crazy mess got started, it would make a lot more sense." "Not that I wanted that to be the case, but you have to find a way to explain the unexplainable." "Oh, my gosh." "Oh, look at that." "Happy Birthday to you" "Happy Birthday to you" "Is that a real ice cream?" "That's what's so odd about it." "They had this idealized image of this father as being this saint-like person this Santa Claus, Messiah, you know." "And professionals in the field say that oh, they have this idea that children identify with the abusive parent." "When I was about a year or two, my parents separated." "And what did I do?" ""My father is wonderful." "My mother is terrible. "" "The truth is my father was a rat just like David's father." "My father walked out." "This is not wonderful." "This is being a rat." "My mother was a nag." "Well, I mean, this is true but look, she stayed with me, she took care of me." "So people's visions are distorted." "I never felt angry at my dad." "My dad had nothing to do with this." "Someone knocks on the door and accuses you for a crime you didn't commit you gotta attack attack your attackers and do what you can." "And that's all it was." "It had nothing to do with there was nothing else that was involved at all." "We were talking about honoring and respecting." "Yeah, but, yeah, talk about honor and do you honor and respect your husband?" "That's why I don't talk to you." "I said I did honor and respect my husband." "Oh, Okay." "But you don't like that answer." "No I don't." "I don't believe it, no." "Ask your father." "Do I honor and respect you?" "Do you object to my handling do you have any objection in my relationship with you?" "Do you like it when she calls you slime?" "She did." "Did you like it when she did?" "OK." "Did you like it when" "The other cases that I've written about those families have been much stronger." "First of all, they've started from a monolithic feeling of innocence which didn't exist in this family because of Arnold's pedophilia." "And they just buckled down and everybody gets behind the defendant the accused family member." "People quit their jobs." "And, you know people were all sitting around the kitchen table for the next 3 years with staplers and Xerox machines and they're working on the defense." "And then when the defendant is convicted they're working on the appeal and all family conflict is submerged." "Why don't you try once to be supportive of me?" "Well, I'll tell you why." "Because we all started at the beginning of this thing and I" "Well let's start from right now." "OK, let's start from right now." "All right, let's start from right now." "We'll all start brand new." "We have a decision making process on the table." "Great." "All the past mistakes, they were mistakes." "We're not gonna hold them against anyone." "Great, great." "Now we're starting afresh." "Stop." "Lower your voice, and talk nicely to your sons." "Alright, now we're gonna do it, starting now." "Seth, why don't you call me?" "Do I bawl you out?" "Seth is ...against me and she can't hold it against me." "Well, now it's time to call it 'cause Mommy's sad and stuff." "I think there was a recognition that Arnold's case was becoming increasingly hopeless because of the child pornography problem because of other people coming out of the woodwork." "So the strategy evolved to" ""What can we do to save Jesse?"" "Jesse's lawyer very eloquently said to us" ""If there's a rowboat and it's sinking and the rowboat is tied to a rock you have to disconnect the rowboat from the rock and save the rowboat even though the rock is sinking"" "Meaning you had to separate Arnold from Jesse." "And Arnold was going to plead and Jesse would in some way benefit." "I was sitting there potentially going to trial with no pornographic magazines admitted into evidence without an adult pedophile as a co-defendant and I understood that sort of reasoning but it makes no sense if my father pleads guilty and then I go to trial and say, "I didn't do it"" "when all the jurors have already read in the newspaper that my father plead guilty." "And I did not want my father to plead guilty." "I arranged for Mr. Friedman and his family to get a jury room where they could sit and they could discuss these plea options." "And while I didn't go inside the room except to knock on the door and say where we're at in terms of what Mr. Friedman wanted to do there was a lot of yelling and crying and screaming going on, coming out of that room." "God damn it!" "When I screamed at Arnold, I screamed" ""You must do it because it'll help Jesse." "Do it for Jesse. "" "And my brothers were just furious at this notion that my father would go to court and plead guilty." "And at one point in all of the chaos my father just started screaming." "And there's uncontrollable tears and he picked up a chair." "I remember he threw a chair." "He was just screaming about how he wasn't gonna plead guilty." "He didn't do anything, he's not gonna plead guilty." "And he was furious at my mother and he was just freaking out." "And I remember very clearly sitting down with my father in the corner." "My mother's over there, brothers are over here." "I'm talking to my father privately and he asked me what he should do." "And I could have said to my father" ""I want you just to walk out of here and go to trial and not plead guilty. "" "Instead, I remember very clearly saying to him" "I wanted him to make the decision." "And I remember feeling like a really young kid." "Kind of looking up to my Dad and saying" ""Dad, I," you know "I want you to be my Daddy. "" "And I would have been really, really proud of him if he had just stood up and said" ""Elaine, I'm not pleading guilty." "We're going to trial. "" "But that's not what happened." "Former New York City schoolteacher Arnold Friedman had nothing to say when he left the Nassau County Courthouse in Mineola but inside he pleaded guilty to more then 40 counts of sodomy sexual abuse, and endangering the welfare of a child." "Attempted sexual abuse in the first degree an "E" felony, two counts and endangering the welfare of a child a class "A" misdemeanor, one count in full satisfaction of this indictment?" "Yes." "My mother manipulated him." "My mother is crazy and my mother has control over my father." "Some relationships have that where the woman controls the man." "It's called being pussy whipped." "My father and my mother are not the only two people in the world who have that relationship." "My father and mother had that relationship." "My mother and the lawyers said, "Take the plea. "" "They took the plea." "I sat there in disbelief." "Is this my brother?" "My brother?" "This isn't my brother, he's not a monster." "He's a good loving brother and husband, and son, and citizen, and teacher and this isn't happening." "This is a mistake." "Something as horrendous as child molestation you have to live with yourself." "If you didn't do it, you don't plead guilty." "I never understood it." "We have Elaine." " Hi." " We have Teddy, Arnie." "Number 4753206." "Don't." "Please don't film me." "David, I told you I don't want to be on tape." "Why are you so" "When we stop talking to her" "She doesn't want" "She doesn't want any record, any record at all" "As if they were" "Can you believe these kids, that they have to persecute me?" "David, if your mother doesn't want to be filmed don't film her." " OK." " Come on." "When it was all over, they said it was all my fault because I wanted them to take a plea and it had been arranged before." "Arnold agreed to take a plea but they were very hurt." "I'm still here." "Yeah." "I may not be here very much longer but I'm still here." "That's disturbed." "The sentence:" "10 to 30 years." "The crime:" "Sodomizing young boys." "Defendant Arnold Friedman had pleaded guilty to sexually abusing more than a dozen youngsters, but this does not end the Friedman case." "There are still numerous sodomy and sex abuse charges pending against Arnold's son, Jesse Friedman." "I mean we could try this case in the media." "Who's gonna, who's gonna buy that I sodomized boys?" "Yeah, I agree with you." "I agree with you." "No, I really" "Well, I don't think we have to try well, all I want to do" "We didn't make a deal with Arnold Friedman to spare his son." "So his son is facing a multiple count indictment he's facing a considerable amount of jail time and now he's confronted with a situation where Long Island knows that his father admitted his guilt and there's a reasonable human expectation" "of some people that, you know where there's smoke, there's fire." "And if he did it, maybe his son did it." "We know he was in the same class and he was helping his father." "So I think that was a difficult thing for Jesse to have to overcome." "I always believed Jesse." "How could this possibly go on for 4 years children repeatedly sodomized and sexually abused with brutality if you believe the police." "And then their parents come to pick them up right after computer class and not one kid is crying not one kid tells his mother or father what happened in class not one kid says anything?" "I find that so incredible that Jesse's story that nothing happened to me was more believable than the police version of these horrific acts." "Jesse and I went we flew in August of 1988 all the way to Madison, Wisconsin where we rented a car and drove 90 miles to some town that I couldn't possibly give you the name of to a federal prison." "Who knew more about this case then Arnold Friedman?" "He knew more about it than Jesse." "I had to wait 40 minutes because Arnie was either playing tennis or golf" "I don't remember what it was." "I was outraged." "It was a visiting room." "Jesse was out in the waiting room at this point and this man had this little boy in there who was his son or his stepson, I don't know but the child was about 4 or 5 years old" "and they were in the table right next to us." "And I was interviewing Arnie and all of a sudden he leaned over and asked me if I could ask the corrections officer or whoever was in charge in the room if we could get another table." "And I asked him why, and he said" ""That little boy over there bouncing on his father's lap is getting me very excited. "" "It took me about 15 minutes to regain my composure." "I remember that like it was yesterday." "I was shocked 'cause even though I was involved in the case now for two months and even though I had studied pedophilia and I knew what these men did to little boys" "I had never heard somebody actually say it." "And I was absolutely disgusted." "We did change our table and I spoke to Arnie." "I interviewed him for a very long time." "He was telling me that the only reason he pled guilty and went to jail was because he wanted to save his son, Jesse." "He told me that he was a pedophile." "He told me that he had had activity with boys but not in Great Neck." "He told me that he had a house in Wading River a beach resort and that the family enjoyed vacations there." "And he told me that there were certain boys he took liberties with and I don't want to go into it while he was in that area." ""In my early 40s, during the summer" "I did go 'over the line' and did have sexually arousing contact with two boys short of sodomy." "One of the boys was the son of a close friend and I feared exposure and loss of this friendship." "The boy might have told his parents but they said nothing so I assumed that he really had not told them. "" "That's what?" "It's one sentence." "What does that mean?" "Do you fucking know what that sentence means?" "I don't even fucking know what that sentence means." "I "sexually aroused?"" "What the fuck is he talking about?" "Maybe he put his arm around the kid." "Maybe he took him in a sailboat and he found that sexually arousing?" "Maybe he was leaning against a tree." "That's called sexually arousing contact if you're sexually aroused while you lean against a tree." "I don't know what that means." "I don't know what that sentence means." "When Arnold was first arrested, he said" ""I'm arrested because of this magazine." "I sent one magazine in the mail and that's why I'm arrested, and it's nothing." "It's just nothing." "It doesn't count, it doesn't matter it's nothing. "" "And you know, you live as husband and wife you share certain intimacies." "I said to him, "Tell me the truth." "What happened?"" "He says, "That's it." "That's the truth. "" "So it came out that he had in fact molested a young man." "And we were sitting in the therapist's office and he said, "Oh, I just molested two boys. "" "And I said, "Two?" "Two?"" "I said, "I thought you told me only one. "" ""Well," you know, and he" ""It didn't matter." "It's nothing," you know." "And then I went berserk." "And I felt betrayed." "Yeah, my father had the magazines and yes, my father admitted that he was a pedophile and had these fantasies and yes, my father admitted that he was no saint and that there were times that he slipped" "but I was arrested, too and I'm not a child molester." "And I don't think it's appropriate for me to have to answer for the sins of my father." "This is what I walk around with." "It's just, every day." "It's just ridiculous." "All I think about is the case and my career and they're completely, it's like oil and water." "With the case, it's a question of research." "My brother's been in the law library researching his current plan and I'm supposed to go out and make people laugh." "It's unbelievably difficult to deal with the case and then go out and entertain people." "Hey!" "Hi, everyone!" "We carefully investigated this case for trial." "Really get into the case, examine, investigate and try to build a defense." "While I was out on bail" "I put all the charges into a database so that they could be sorted by complainant by time period, by nature of charge." "For example, there was one complainant 10-year-old boy says he came to class in the spring of 1986 and during this 10-week session where he was only over my house for an hour and a half once a week he says that there were 31 instances of sexual contact." "That's 3 times a week every single week... for 10 straight weeks and then the course ends." "In the fall, he re-enrolled for the advanced course and says that he was subjected to 41 more instances of anal and oral sodomy in the next 10-week session and nobody said anything." "Week after week, month after month year after year until after the police came knocking on doors and asking questions." "I went to the doorbell." "There were two Nassau County detectives and they said they'd like to speak to our son with regard to the Friedman matter." "They came in and said, "We know something happened to him. "" "They didn't say, "We believe. "" "They said, "We know. "" "And they wanted to speak to him." "I remember it was actually kind of a frightening experience because I remember they're talking to my parents about this within earshot of me." "I remember actually eavesdropping on what they said and what they said made my heart race because they were saying that actually quite a few horrible things had happened to a lot of children and I was one of them." "And quite honestly, I didn't believe it and I was very confused and very angry about this, thinking, well, why are these people going around telling my parents that all kinds of things have happened when I have simply no recollection of anything?" "Children want to please very often." "They want to give you the answers that you want." "Adults do that as well." "So you have to be very mindful of the fact that when you're interviewing a child if the child starts to answer questions your responses should be somewhat in the framework of" ""And then what happened?"" "Or, "What happened next?"" "Or, "What do you remember then?"" "As opposed to" ""He did this to you, didn't he?"" "Or "She did this to you, didn't she?"" "That's a very, very dangerous type of interview process to use." "If you talk to a lot of children you don't give them an option, really." "You just, you be pretty honest with them." "You have to tell them pretty honestly that" ""We know you went to Mr. Friedman's class." "We know how many times you've been to the class. "" "You know, we go through the whole routine." ""We know that there was a good chance that he touched you or Jesse touched you or somebody in that family touched you in a very inappropriate way. "" "And I listened to them talking to him and it got to a point where it wasn't asking him what happened." "It was more of them telling him what happened and that when they didn't like what he said they kept repeating to him that they know what happened and that he should tell." "I believe that I remember saying that I saw Jesse, like chase after a kid or hit a kid or something like that and that's what I testified to to the grand jury." "And I remember saying that because I felt and I feel like when I said that that ended the questioning." "And so that might have meant that you could infer maybe that they were asking me a lot of questions, trying to get something and I just wanted to give them something." "I mean I don't want to be say I'm a perjurer or anything but I did not observe anything like that happening." "What I do remember is the detectives putting me under a lot of pressure to speak up." "And at some point, I kind of broke down." "I started crying." "And when I started to tell them things" "I was telling myself that it's not true." "I was telling myself, "Just say this to them in order to get them off your back. "" "I came across a document regarding a group of children from the Friedman case who were in therapy and it stated that many of them had absolutely no recollection of the abuse" "and there was some discussion about whether hypnosis would be a good idea now, exactly what you're not supposed to do." "It was the kind of therapy that had a really good chance of messing up kids' memories and implanting false memories." "My parents put me in therapy right away." "They put me in hypnosis and tried to recall facts that I had buried." "And that's how I first came out, started talking about it, just through being hypnotized and everything" "I recalled things that I would bury." "I was able to talk about them." "For example, what would be something that you recall?" "The actual first time" "I actually recalled that I was actually molested." "Wow, I was actually molested." "I can deal with it now." "That was the first time." "And you recalled through hypnosis the first episode?" "Yes." "So tell me about that, if you remember." "I don't remember much about it." "It was so long ago." "I just remember that I went through hypnosis came out, and it was in my mind." "19-year-old Jesse Friedman was arraigned on more than 198 additional counts of child sexual abuse." "This brings the total number of sexual abuse charges to 245." "Jesse was grossly overcharged and you're basically terrorizing the defendant." "You're telling the defendant" ""Look, if you plead guilty you know, we'll give you a good deal and, on, you know, 2 charges." "But if you insist on going to trial we're going to put 1,003 charges on you." "And if you're convicted of all those charges you're gonna rot in jail the rest of your life. "" "I was told that if he went to trial the judge would give 3 consecutive sentences." "Instead of concurrent the sentencing would be consecutive." "I said, "Oh, my god. "" "She just kept telling me over and over" ""The only thing to do is to plead guilty and to get the best deal you can." "You can't go to trial." "It doesn't matter if you're guilty or innocent." "You can't go to trial, because if you go to trial you're gonna go to prison for the rest of your life. "" "I said, "But Ma, I didn't do it. "" "She said, "That doesn't matter." "You have to plead guilty. "" "You have to understand, this is a 19-year-old kid and he is now facing the most heinous charge known to man and everyone in the world slowly but surely, was turning against him." "I don't care about my parents." "I wish it was just my brothers." "Oh, fuck." "I don't care about my mother, that's for sure." "If my brothers were OK then my mother could go to fucking hell." "My father is not going to survive if my brother gets incarcerated." "So so when the guilty verdict comes in on Jesse my father's gonna kill himself." "Jesse's gonna go to jail for the rest of his life." "Seth is gonna move west." "Fuck fuck." "I received a telephone call from Jesse asking to see me and Jesse told me that he wanted to plead guilty." "In 1988, there was no way that a jury in Nassau County who had been reading the newspaper headlines in "Newsday" for over a year those people were never going to listen to anything the defense had to say" "and I was absolutely terrified of going to prison for 100 years." "Jesse had always maintained his innocence." "I don't work out deals for people who are innocent." "And my first reaction was, "I'm not gonna do it." "You're not guilty, you're not pleading guilty. "" "And at that point, he told me that" ""I have something to tell you. "" "And with tears rolling down his eyes, literally he told me that he was abused by his father growing up and that while he never enjoyed the sexual part of that he did enjoy the attention his father gave him" "and being with his father and that not everything he had said about nothing happened was true." "Peter Panaro was personally convinced that my father had sexually abused me and nothing I could say could dissuade Peter from this notion." "Jesse felt that if Judge Boklan knew that he also was a victim of his father that she might consider the plea negotiations in a more favorable way." "He came up with this strategy." "It was Peter Panaro's fictionalized story that he fed to me and said, "If you say this, it's gonna look good for you. "" "I told him I wouldn't do it." "I told him, "Jesse, when you plead guilty in open court you're gonna have to admit to this type of anal sodomy 14 times." "And I'm not gonna let you do that unless you can admit it. "" "He looked me right in the eye always liked to call me by my name before he made a statement and said, "Peter, I can admit it. "" "The only concern that Peter Panaro had was that ethically as a lawyer he couldn't let his client go into court and say something happened that he knew his client had told him was a lie." "The private investigator wasn't coming up with anything helpful." "There was not gonna be any defense witnesses." "There wasn't any money to hire experts." "Mom was insistent upon there not being a trial." "Peter Panaro wasn't believing me no matter how many times I told him nothing happened." "I just ran out of options." "Jesse was a very good baby." "I remember when we brought him home from the hospital and Arnie looked at that baby and he said" ""That child is marvelous." "He's wonderful"" "and he was so thrilled." "And David was the big brother and he used to take care of Jesse." "We used to let David watch him and he was very protective of his baby brother." "It's amazing." "Six months from now" "I already don't have a father or a mother." "Six months from now I'm not gonna have my brother." "If I ever watch this" "I don't know when it's gonna be." "I don't know where I'm gonna be." "I don't know what's gonna happen to my family." "I'm so scared." "I don't want to have to spend the next 8 hours screaming with my sons and fighting with them." "Then don't." "I want them out of this house tomorrow morning." "Mom" "I don't give a shit." "I want you out of this house tomorrow morning." "You may not give a shit about Jesse but we are here for Jesse." "What are you all talking about here?" "Can't you put your anger aside for one minute?" "I cannot put my anger aside about you." "You have been nothing but hateful, hostile, and angry ever since this began." "OK, Jess, we're on." "Ta da." "I feel like shit." "What's today's date?" "Today's the day before I went to jail." ""Went" to jail?" " I'm going to jail." " Because we're watching it." "We're gonna be watching this after I'm already out of jail." "After 4, 41/2 years because the case gets reopened." "At this point in time, my life is as good as over." "It is terminated at this point only to resume at a later date." "This one'll go, this one'll shatter." "The night before Jesse's plea we stayed up all night." "Maybe I shot the videotape so that I wouldn't have to remember it myself." "It's a possibility because I don't really remember it outside of the tape." "Like when your parents take pictures of you do you remember being there or do you remember just the photograph hanging on the wall?" "Even if I'm facing the worst scenario possible tomorrow and for every day following it" "I have to think tonight that it's not gonna be that bad." "Goodness knows" "I don't want to look like my father." "Goodness knows, I want to separate myself from Arnold Friedman as much as possible and I'm not throwing chairs tomorrow." "Good." "And if this trial were postponed for 3 years in 3 years, I would win." "But here today, at this point trying to start a trial in two weeks" "I would lose this trial." "We feel this way and that is what would happen." "So what are you thinking, Jess?" "I'm not." "You're avoiding?" "Well, I gotta eat something." "I'm proud to say" "I've managed to leave barely any gas in the car." "See, just our luck we'll be trapped at the house." "We'll run out of gas at the house." " You a child molester, Jess?" " Nope." "Did you ever do it?" "Never touched a kid." "Did you do what they said you did?" "I never touched a kid." "I never saw my father touch a kid." "Good." "Yeah, but still, you must have done it." "Yeah, but surely something has happened." "It must, something." "Because the police say it's true." "OK, you never touched a kid, right?" "Well, if something happened it didn't happen while I was there." "And it was a minimal incident because the kid didn't say anything about it." "But the police, how could they be lying?" "Shut up, Seth." "The children the 14 children in this case are clearly victims." "No one could ever argue that." "The real culprit here is Arnold Friedman." "The man is a monster." "He abused him and he molested him." "This can't be overlooked." "I can't believe we live in such a cold society that no one could look at this man and understand that." "My father raised me confused about what was right and what was wrong and I realize now how terribly wrong it all was." "I wish I could have done something to stop it sooner." "I wish there was something I could have done." "I'm very, I'm" "I'm just so sorry it happened." "Judge Boklan sternly looked down and said that she recommended to the parole board that he serve the maximum period of time permitted by law a statement which I felt was harsh and unnecessary to a 19-year-old under these circumstances." "Jesse was a victim." "There's no question, Jesse was a victim but even when he was caught" "Jesse never expressed any kind of sympathy for these kids and as a matter of fact on the day that the plea was taken" "Jesse was dancing and singing on the courthouse steps while being videotaped by his two brothers." "My brain hurts!" "It'll have to come out." "My brain, but I'm using it!" "But I'm using it!" "Nurse!" "Nurse!" "They were taking pictures." "I remember someone brought that to my attention." "We looked out the window." "Because I'm saying to myself" ""This is very bizarre. "" "I mean he's about to go to jail for the next 6 to 18 years and he's out on the courtroom steps in some sort of theatrical performance." "That is so funny, when they're all" "I think it was about distracting ourselves not necessarily distracting Jesse." "Jesse was" "I think he was the most comfortable about the whole situation." "You know" "I don't know how he has always been the most comfortable about it, but he has." "OK, right about now we've been waiting for a good two hours or so now because evidently the parents stormed Denis Dillon's office this morning when they received the news last night that I was to plead guilty" "and they were not aware of this fact." "They were not even aware that negotiations were underway." "They did not want me to have less than 10 to 30 and there are a lot of people probably making all sorts of angry statements at this point in time." "I can imagine what they're discussing." "The meeting must have, just like our family." "Well, there wasn't really much of them anyway but that means the meeting's over." "That means the meeting's over." "Go ask them, Jess." "You hold it." "I'm not holding it." "Should I do it, Jess?" "Oh, my god." "I can't believe this." "Oh, my god." "He raped my son!" "Get them away from me!" "They're animals." "Oh, my god, I don't believe it." "Wow." "After Jesse went to jail" "I know my friends said to me" ""Don't you feel, like, terrible being alone in such a big house?"" "I said, "No, I feel calm. "" "That's when I really started becoming a person and started to live." "Elaine divorced him while he was in prison." "He settled into life there" "You can't say it was good in prison but it was as good as it could get for him." "But of course, the torment continued and got worse because of Jesse." "My brother never got over the guilt." "He had talked about taking his life because he had this insurance policy he had taken out." "I think it was $250,000, 1/4 million and Jesse was the beneficiary." "He said, "This is the only thing I have left to give Jesse" "So he has money when he gets out and he can make some kind of life for himself because I've screwed it up otherwise for him. "" "By that time, that clause in the insurance policy where suicide was payable had come into effect." "And this is the coroner's report." "It describes the cause of death as doxepin intoxication which basically means that Arnold took a massive overdose of antidepressants." "I took a deep breath and I said" ""It's over, David." "He's out of his misery." "It's over. "" "I thought it was a blessing because the guilt he was carrying he was so unhappy." "He was out of his misery." "The rest of the family wasn't but he was." "I found it a blessing." "Let me entertain you" "Let me make you smile." "It's unbelievably difficult." "I have to read these horrible letters about my brother being almost killed in prison." "My friends call me, I'm crying." ""Why are you crying?" I can't tell them." "None of the people that do what I do know about this story." "Just the intimation of something like this can ruin someone's career." "And I'm always afraid that's going to happen." "So let me entertain you" "And we'll have a real good time" "I feel I will never really know the truth." "But the one truthful thing or the honest thing we know" "Howard loved his brother." "Howard loved his family." "Loves his family." "And I believed him when he said he didn't do those terrible things." "I believed him." "Arnold had a need to confess and he had a need to go to jail." "And the sad thing is that he took his son with him." "What's the term about families?" "Dysfunctional?" "Numero uno." "It was not the way it was supposed to end." "People were supposed to realize that all of this was nonsense and we'd try to go back to living our normal lives." "Hey!" "Hi, everyone!" "I would have to stare at Arnold across the dinner table and it was just the two of us." "There was really nothing between us except these children that we yelled at." "We named the cottage "Peaceful Pond Cottage"" "because we were looking for a place of healing and peace." "Any comment on your personal life, sir?" "It's personal." "Oh, my god." "Hey, how you doing?" "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "Yes!" "Finally." " Is that him?" " That could be he." "Shit." "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "Room service." "Oh, god." "You order a son?" "You looking for me?" "Surprise." "Hi." "Look at me." "Look."
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"Visiontext subtitles:" "Sally Lewis" "Ripped by Feedback Overflow." "Resynched by ShooCat" "The child is dead." "He breathed just for a moment." "Then he breathed no more." "The child is dead." "Dead." "The child is dead." "I'm afraid it will kill her." "My God, she wanted a baby so much." "For such a long time." "What can I tell her?" "What will I say?" "You could adopt a child." "She wanted her own." "If I may suggest, it even resembles..." "Your wife need never know." "It would be a blessing to her and to the child." "Are there no relatives?" "None." "The mother died, as your own child, in the same moment." "You said it could be ours, but..." "On this night, Mr Thorn," "God has given you a son." "Here's your boy." "Good morning." "Come va?" " What are you doing home so early?" " Just came to start packing." "What?" "We can't waste any time." "We're leaving in the morning." "Buongiorno, Carlo." "Please, Carlo." "What are you talking about?" "I am talking about London." "I am talking about the ambassador to the Court of St James." " Well, what about him?" " You're married to him." "I'm what?" "It's me." "I'm appointed ambassador to Great Britain." "I've already told them yes." "I loved it the minute I saw it." "Well, it's a bit much." "Well, nothing's too much for the wife of the future president of the United States." "You know, you're pushy." "Come on." "Wait till you see this." "Now this, they call his day room." "His day room." "So?" "How do you like it so far?" " Well, it needs some books." "To warm it up." " Couple of books." "Warm it up." "Yeah." " Something in mind, Mr Ambassador?" " Why don't we have a little look upstairs?" "Well, there's no furniture up there, either." "You know, you could be too sexy for the White House." " I'm gonna miss you so much." " I won't be long." "We don't have that much to talk about." "Since when did two old college roommates not have much to talk about?" "Since one of them assumed the awesome burden of the presidency." " Well, give my regards to the first lady." " I'll do my best." "Why don't you change you mind, fly over with me?" "No, I'd better stay here and fool around with Damien." " Where is he?" " He was right behind us..." "Damien?" "Oh, my God, Robert." "Damien!" "Robert, where could he be?" "You little monkey." "Don't you ever do that again." "There you are." " Go." " Hooray." " Run out of film?" " Just saving a bit for his canonization." " How's that?" " He's either the heir to the Thorn millions" " or Jesus Christ himself." " Want a bite, Daddy?" "Go on, Damien." "Smile." "A big birthday smile." "Come on." "Smile." "Holly." " I'll take him, ma'am." " No, I'll take him." "Come on." "One... two... three..." "Let me jump on it, Daddy." "Let me jump on it." "Hold on." "Damien." "Damien, look at me." "I'm over here." " Damien, I love you." " Look." "There's Nanny." "Look at me, Damien." "It's all for you." "Oh, my God." "Go, Tom." " Morning." "Have you read the papers today?" " No, I haven't." "There was an article on the suicide, your nanny thatjumped." " They say that she left a suicide note, sir." " Not true." "Mr Ambassador, did you know she was on drugs?" "Would you mind?" " Mr Thorn, did she use drugs?" " Not that I know of." " The article said..." " I don't care what the article said." "I'm sorry." "I am sorry." "Will you send me a bill for the damage?" "No, that's all right, Mr Ambassador." "Let's just say you owe me." "Corporal." "OK, outside." "Yes?" " There's a Father Brennan here to see you." " Who?" "A priest named Father Brennan from Rome." "He says it's a matter of urgent personal business." " Never heard of him." " He says he just needs a minute." " Something about a hospital." " Donation time." " All right, send him in." " I didn't know you were such a soft touch." "On that trip to Saudi Arabia, why isn't it the right time?" "Well, it's personal, Tom." "I just don't feel like leaving home right now." "Yes, Father?" "We haven't much time." "You must listen to what I have to say." "All right." "What is it?" "You must accept Christ as your savior." "You must accept him now." "Forgive me, but didn't I understand that you have a matter of urgent personal business?" "You must take Communion." "Drink the blood of Christ and eat his flesh." "Only if he is within you can you defeat the son of the devil." " I see." " He's killed once." "He'll kill again." "He'll kill until everything that's yours is his." " Father, would you mind..." " Only through Christ can you fight him." "Accept the Lord Jesus." "Drink his blood." "I've locked the door, Mr Thorn." " Yes?" " Would you send for a security guard?" "I beg you, Mr Thorn." "Listen to what I have to say." "Ambassador Thorn?" "I was at the hospital, Mr Thorn, the night your son was born." " I witnessed the birth." " Sir?" "I beg you." "All right." "Stand by." " What do you want?" " To save you, Mr Thorn." "So Christ will forgive me." "What do you know about my son?" " Everything." " And what is that?" "I saw its mother." " You saw my wife." " I saw its mother." " You're referring to my wife." " Its mother, Mr Thorn." "This is blackmail." "Come out and say it." "What are you trying to say?" "His mother was aja..." " Everything OK?" " You sounded strange." "The door was locked." " I want this gentleman escorted out of here." " OK, let's go." "Accept Christ each day." "Drink his blood." " Just get him off the grounds." " All right, Father." "Come on." "Father." "Thank you." "Come in." "Excuse me." "Mrs Baylock is here." "She says she's the new governess." "Well, that's a start." "Show her in." "Come in, please." " Ambassador and Mrs Thorn." " How do you do?" "I know it's a difficult time for you, so I'll not intrude on your grief." "I'm here to take away some of your troubles and anxieties." "We'll soon help your little boy to forget what's happened." "I'm afraid, sir, that some of our young nannies, they get homesick, or they have boyfriend problems." "I left all that behind a long time ago." "Well, now, if you'll let me see your boy?" "Yes, of course." "He's upstairs." "I'll show you where it is." "Why don't you just leave us alone at first?" "Let us get acquainted in our own way." " Well, he's shy with new people." " Oh, no." "Not with me, he won't be." " Well, I don't think..." " I think it'll be fine." "Go on." "Give it a try." "All right, then." " Mrs Horton." " This way, Mrs Baylock." "Excuse me." " I like her." " She seems all right." "Where'd you find her?" " Where did I find her?" " Yeah." "I didn't find her." "I assumed you found her." "Round that corner to the right and it's the door facing you." " I'll have your things sent up in a moment." " Thank you." " Mrs Baylock." " Yes, ma'am?" "I'm sorry, but we're a little bit confused." "Oh?" "Why's that?" " Well, we don't know how you got here." " The agency." " The agency?" " Well, yes." "They read in the paper about the... well, about your first nanny, so they sent you another." " That's it." " I'll call to confirm that." " Here are my references." " Thank you very much." "Well, if I could see your boy, now?" " Yes, of course." " Thank you." "Have no fear, little one." "I am here to protect thee." " In a minute, Horton, I think." " Very good, sir." " Kathy." " I'm coming." "Mrs Baylock." " Mrs Baylock." " Yes, ma'am?" " Where's Damien?" " If you don't mind," "I think he'd rather go to the park." " The park?" "I told you he was going with us." " He's too young for church." " He'll cause a fuss." " You don't seem to understand." "It is my wish and my husband's wish that Damien accompanies us to church." " Kathy." " I'll be there in a minute." "Now, please have him dressed at once." "Well, excuse me for speaking my mind, ma'am, but do you really think a five-year-old will understand the goings-on of an Episcopal wedding?" "Will you have my son dressed and in the car in five minutes?" "Thank you very much." "What's the matter, Damien?" "It's just a church, that's all." "What's the matter?" " Robert." " Something wrong?" " I don't know." "He just seems scared to death." " Is he ill?" "No, he's just..." "No, he's just trembling all over." " Mr Ambassador." "Welcome, sir." " Good morning." " No!" " Damien." "Damien, stop it." "Damien, stop it." "Damien." "No!" "Horton, drive on." "Are you sure that you don't wanna call a doctor?" "No, it's just a couple of bruises." "It'll be all right in the morning." "No, I mean for Damien." "Oh, no, he's fine." "He's sound asleep." "Just to have him examine him." "Well, he's perfectly all right." "Never been sick a day in his life." "He never has, has he?" "Isn't that a little strange?" "Is it?" "I mean, no measles or mumps or chickenpox." " Not even a cough or a cold." " So?" "I just think it's a little unusual." "Look, he's a perfectly healthy boy." "I mean, we have nothing to worry about with him." "Not physically or otherwise." "He just had a bad moment." "You know, like a fright." "Yes?" " I'm leavin' now." "Is there anything else?" " Nothing, thank you." "Good night." "I think the best thing to do with a bad day like this is end it." "I'm gonna go to bed." "I'll be along soon." "Quiet, now." "This is the master of the house." " What is this?" " Sir?" "The dog." " Beautiful, isn't he?" "We found him outside." " Who gave you permission to bring it in?" "I thought we could use a good watchdog, sir." "And Damien loves him." "Gave you a fright, did he, sir?" " Yes." " Well, you see how good he is." "As a watchdog, I mean." "I think you'll be grateful on your long trips away, sir." "Mrs Baylock, we don't need a dog, and if we do, I'll pick him out myself." " Damien's taken quite a fancy to him, sir." " Tomorrow morning you'll call the RSPCA, tell them to collect the dog and find him another home." "You understand?" "Sir." "Come on, boy." "Welcome to Windsor Safari Park." "Animal compound to your left." "Parking, for refreshment and zoo area, to your right." "When driving through animal compounds, please keep all car windows closed." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Come on, darling." "Let's go see the monkeys, OK?" " Good morning, Horton." " Good morning, sir." "Baboons bite." "Keep all car windows closed." "Keep all car windows closed." "Baboons are dangerous." "Oh, no." " All right, Kathy?" " Yeah." "You're so silent this evening." "Just tired, I guess." "Sorry." " Damien all right?" " Yeah." " You sure?" " Yes." "If there were anything wrong, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?" "Wrong?" "What could be wrong with our child, Robert?" "We're beautiful people, aren't we?" "There is something wrong, isn't there?" "Kathy." "Is it so serious?" "Robert, I want..." "I need to see a psychiatrist." "I have fears." "I have such fears." "What kind of fears?" "What kind?" "If I told you, you'd put me away." "Kathy, I love you." "I love you." "Then help me." "Find me a doctor." "I will." "Of course I will." "Keep that scrum tight." "Get down low." "Come on." "Let it go." "Let it go." "Bring him down." "Well done." "I don't know what you're clapping for." "You just lost a bet." " That's right. 27-3?" " Right." "That'll be three quid." " I thought it was two." " Inflation." "Haven't you heard, old boy?" "Well done, George." "Great stuff." "It was a good game." "Go and have a quick drink with the lads." "That'll give me time to make sure everything's set up." "Tomorrow, half past two, Bishop's Park." "Five minutes and you'll never see me again." "Your wife is in danger." "She'll die unless you come." "Father." "Thanks again." "Get on with it." "Say what you have to say." ""When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet rips the sky, and the Holy Roman Empire rises, then you and I must die."" ""From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till man exists no more."" " The Book of Revelations predicted it all." " I'm not here to listen to a sermon." ""It is by means of a human personality entirely in his possession that Satan will wage his last and formidable offense."" " You said that my wife..." " Go to the town of Megiddo in the old city of Jezreel." "There, see the old man Bugenhagen." " He alone can say how the child must die." " Look here..." ""He who will not be saved by the lamb will be torn by the beast."" "Will you stop?" "I'm here because you said my wife is in danger." "She is pregnant." " You're mistaken." "That's nonsense." " He will not allow the child to be born." " He will kill it while it slumbers in the womb." " What are you talking about?" "Your son, Mr Thorn." "The son of the devil." "He will kill the unborn child, then he will kill your wife, and when he is certain to inherit all that is yours, then, Mr Thorn, he will kill you." "That's enough!" "With your power, he will establish his counterfeit kingdom here, receiving his power directly from Satan." " You're insane." " He must die, Mr Thorn." "You asked for five minutes, and you've got five minutes." "Go to the city of Megiddo." "See Bugenhagen before it's too late." "Now, I've heard you." "I want you to hear me." "I never want to see you again." "You'll see me in hell, Mr Thorn." "There will we share out our sentence." "No!" "Mrs Baylock." " Anything wrong?" " I just can't stand that noise." "It's not all that bad." " Good morning, Damien." " Good morning, Daddy." " What are we gonna do?" " Hold my hands." " Right." " Mrs Baylock." "Yes, ma'am?" " Would you take him out of here, please?" " He's only playing." "Would you just get him out of here, please?" "Yes, ma'am." "Come along, Damien." "Excuse me, sir." "Come along." "Darling, I don't know what's the matter with me." "I just..." "I just don't seem to be able to..." "I don't know." "Kathy, I love you." "If this is what the doctor's doing to you, don't you think it's time I had a talk with him?" "Yes, you should." "There's something he wants to talk to you about, anyway." "Oh?" "Robert, I don't ever want to have any more children." "All right." "Then you'll agree to an abortion?" "I'm pregnant, Robert." "I just found out this morning." "Yes?" "Yes, this is he." "Who?" "Who?" "But..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Something about the newspapers." "Well, she knew how much you wanted one." "Now she can't cope." "She searches for reasons that won't make her feel inadequate." "She has these fantasies." "She fantasises that your child is alien and that your child is evil." "She thinks that the child is evil?" "The point is, at this time, another child would be disastrous." "Well, in what way evil?" "Now, this is just fantasy." "She also thinks the child isn't hers." "The most important thing for you to do is to agree to an abortion." "No." "I'd like to know your reason." "It was foretold that this pregnancy would be terminated." "I'm going to fight to see that it's not." " Forgive me, Doctor." " Please don't leave." "I'm sorry." "I must get home." "Damien." "No, no, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "Are there any developments on the state of your wife, sir?" " How is your wife, Mr Ambassador?" " Is there any news, sir?" " Ambassador Thorn?" " Yes." "Doctor?" "My name is Becker." "Is she all right?" "Well, she will recover." "She's in there." "Bed by the window." "She has a concussion and a broken humerus, and, well, some internal bleeding." " Internal bleeding?" " Yes." "But she's pregnant." "No." " She's lost it?" " Afraid so." "You know, you've got a lot to be grateful for." "She's still alive." "And, with proper care, she can still have children." "Robert." "Robert." "Don't let him kill me." "Don't let him kill me." "Kathy." "It's all right." " Yes?" " I'm sorry to bother you, Ambassador Thorn." " Who is this?" " My name is Keith Jennings, sir." "The photographer whose camera got smashed." "Would it be possible to have a word with you at my flat?" " If it's about the camera..." " No, it's not about the camera." "It's about you, Mr Thorn." "And the death of the priest." "Go on." "Do you notice anything unusual?" "No." "Sorry." "At first I thought this was just a fault in the film." "A strange coincidence." "Then it happened again." "Interesting, don't you think?" "And this, I took on the day that you were at the rugby match." " Same thing?" " Only it's more pronounced and it's actually making contact with the body." "The rest, of course - history." "I can't explain it." "That's why I started digging." "The coroner's report shows that he was riddled with cancer." "High on morphine most of the time." "Injected himself two or three times a day." " He knew that he was dying?" " Apparently, yes." "He said that he wanted to be forgiven by Christ." "Externally, his body was normal, except for one thing on the inside of his right thigh." " What is it?" " Three sixes." "Six hundred and sixty-six." " Concentration camp?" " That's what I thought." "But the biopsy says it's a birthmark." "The best is yet to come." "Pages of the Bible." "Thousands of 'em." "Every inch of wall-space covered, even the windows." "He even needed to be close to his church." "There are 47." "I counted them." "I think he was trying to keep something out, don't you?" "The police thought he was insane." "They let me come here to see if I could find anything." "The first item is a diary." "It didn't say anything about him." "It's about you." "What time you left the house, where you went, what restaurants you had your lunch in, what time your speaking engagements were." "The last entry says that he was supposed to have met you in Bishop's Park." "And that was dated the day he died." "The important items are here." "If we're to get to the bottom of this, we've got to start here." "This first clipping is from the Astrologer's Monthly." "Reports an unusual phenomenon." "A comet changed its shape into a glowing star, like the star of Bethlehem 2,000 years ago." "This one was on the other side of the world, the European continent, five years ago." "6 June, to be exact." "Does that date mean anything to you?" "Yes." "Then you'll recollect this other clipping." "It's a birth announcement from a Rome newspaper." "Also dated 6 June, five years ago." "The day your son was born." "The sixth month, sixth day." "Was your son born at 6am?" "Yes, I'm sorry." "I'm just trying to work out this birthmark." "The three sixes." "My son is dead." "I don't know whose son I'm raising." "If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to help you try and find out." "No." "It's my problem." "No, sir, you're wrong." "It's my problem too." "When I came here with the police, I took some photographs." "I happened to catch sight of my own reflection in that mirror." "I know you must think I'm crazy, but I'm so frightened." "Don't be afraid." "You'll be all right here." "You'll be perfectly all right." "Some all right!" " What about Damien?" " I'll speak to Mrs Horton." "She'll look after him." "Mrs Horton?" " Mrs Baylock." " Sir." " Where's Mrs Horton?" " Gone." " Gone out?" " No, they've gone." "They just got up and went." "They left an address for you to send their last month's wages to." "Well, didn't Mrs Horton say anything?" "Didn't Horton leave any explanation?" "No." "But don't worry, sir." "I can manage." " I'll look into this when I get back." " Just as you wish, sir." " And Mrs Baylock?" " Sir?" "Last night, I saw that dog in Damien's room." "I clearly told you..." "He's gone now, sir." "They took him away this morning." "No." "This is the right address." "Apparently, there was a terrible fire and the old hospital burned down." "Five years ago." "OK." "But surely the fire didn't destroy everything." "There must have been some records." "I sorry." "I think everything was destroyed." "Isn't it possible there were some papers stored elsewhere?" " I do not know." " Sister." "This is most important to me." "I adopted a child here." "I'm searching for some records of it..." " There were no adoptions here." " There was one." " No, signore." " It wasn't an actual adoption." " You are mistake." " Wait." "Birth records." "If I gave you a date." "An exact date." "It's no use." "The fire started in the hall of records in the basement." "All the paperwork was there." "Went up like a torch." "Shot up the stairwells." "The third floor became an inferno." " The third floor?" " The maternity wards." "Nothing left but ashes." " You will excuse me?" " What about the staff?" " Surely some survived." " Sì, some." "There was a tall man, a priest." "Dark eyes." "Piercing eyes." "Yes." " He was principale." " Yes, he was in charge." "Is he..." " Yes, he is alive." " Is he here?" " No." " Where?" "He's in a monastero in Frosinone." "Many were taken there." "Many die." "Perhaps he is die since, but he lived through the fire." "I remember people say it was un miracolo." "Frosinone?" " Here we are." " What is it?" " "When the Jews return to Zion..."" " That's the poem." ""When the Jews return to Zion..."" "And there was something about a comet." "Yes, that's here too. "The shower of stars and the rise of the Roman Empire."" "These are supposed to be the events that signal the birth of the Antichrist." "The devil's child." "It's making more sense." "The Jews have returned to Zion and there has been a comet." "As for the rise of the Roman Empire, scholars think that could well mean the Common Market, the Treaty of Rome." " Bit of a stretch." " What about this?" "In Revelations it says:" " "He shall rise from the eternal sea."" " That's the poem again." ""From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore."" " That was the beginning of it." " Theologians have interpreted the "eternal sea" as meaning the world of politics, the sea that constantly rages with turmoil and revolution." "So the devil's child will rise from the world of politics." "Looks like this is as far as we go." "Let's have a look." "Found him?" "His mind is active, but since the fire he's not made a sound." "We feed him and take care of his needs." "And we pray for his recovery when his penance is completed." "What penance?" ""Woe to the shepherd who abandons his sheep."" ""May his right arm wither and his right eye lose its sight."" "He's fallen from grace." "Can you tell us why?" "For abandoning Christ." " How do you know he's abandoned Christ?" " He told us." " But he doesn't speak." " There is some movement in his left hand." "He was able to write it down." "You will notice the curved line over the head." "This indicates the hood of the monk." "His own hood." " The three sixes." " Six is the sign of the devil." " But why three of them?" " We believe it signifies the diabolical trinity." " The devil, Antichrist and false prophet." " Father, Son and Holy Ghost." "For everything holy, there is something unholy." "This is the essence of temptation." "Father Spiletto, my name is Thorn." "There was a child." "I want to know where that child came from." " I am afraid that..." " You confessed to them." "Now confess to me." " What happened?" " Please, signore." "You said you knew its mother." "Where is she now?" " I must insist that you do not..." " I beg you, where is she?" "Answer me." "Answer." "Excuse me." "Cervet." "Please, does it mean something to you?" "Cerveteri." "It is an old cemetery from Etruscan times." "Cripta Sant'Angelo." " It is nothing but ruins." " Where is this place?" " But there is nothing there." "Only graves." " Where is it?" "You will find it on the map." "It is perhaps 50km north of Rome." "Robert, over here." "Maria Scianna." "My God." "June 6." "Five years ago." "Bambino Scianna." "Infant boy." "Same date." ""In birth and death, the generations embrace."" "Is my son buried here?" "This woman could be the mother of the child you adopted." "Why here in this terrible place?" " No." " Oh, my God." " The other one." " No." "Let's get out of here." "If it's an animal too, then maybe my child" "is alive somewhere." "They murdered him." "They murdered him as soon as he was born." "Murderers." "Murderers." "Come on." "Robert." "Don't run." "It's only the smell of the graves." "Run." "Robert." " Hello?" " Hello." "Kathy?" "Hello, Robert." "Is that you?" "I'm so glad you called." "Kathy, darling." "Now, listen to me very carefully." "Do just what I say." "I want you to leave London right now." " What do you mean, leave London, darling?" " I've put through a call to the embassy." "Tom Portman will meet you at the hospital and bring you here to Rome." " Robert, what's happened?" "What's wrong?" " Please, darling." "Just do it." "Get ready to leave." " Robert, I don't think I can move very well." " Kathy, do it." "OK." "Yes, all right, I'll try to be ready by the time he gets here." "All right, darling." "Who is that?" "Is that somebody there?" "Tom?" "Is that you?" "Yes?" "Yes, this is he." "Tom?" "Kathy?" "Tom," "I can't talk now." "Robert." "I found out about the town of Megiddo." "It's derived from the word "Armageddon"." "The end of the world." "It's underground, about 60 miles south of Jerusalem." "There's some excavation going on there." "If only you could remember the name of the man you're supposed to see." "It's Bugenhagen." "He was an exorcist." "I read about him." "That was his name." "And I remember the poem." ""When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet fills the sky and the Holy Roman Empire rises, then you and I must die."" ""From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore" "turning man against his brother till man exists no more."" "Kathy is dead." "I want Damien to die, too." "Hello, Mr Thorn." "I am Bugenhagen." " What is this place?" " The city of Jezreel." "Town of Megiddo." "The place where Christianity began." "The little priest - is he dead yet?" "Yes." "Yes." "Come along, Mr Thorn." "We had better get to work." "You will excuse us." "This is for Mr Thorn alone." "All right." "It must be done on hallowed ground." "A church." "His blood must be spilled on the altar of God." "This first knife is most important." "It extinguishes physical life and forms the center of the cross." "The subsequent placings extinguish spiritual life and should radiate outward." "Like this." "This is not a human child." "Make no mistake." " Is there proof?" " Oh, yes." "He bears a birthmark." "A sequence of sixes." "So, says the Bible, do all the apostles of Satan." " He doesn't have it." " He must have it." "I've bathed him." "I know every inch of him." "If it is not visible on the body, it will be beneath the hair." "Remove it." "You must be devoid of pity." " And the woman?" " She is an apostate of hell." "She will die before permitting this." "Look, I want to know what he said." "I've a right to know." "Robert, I want to know what he said." "Look, I'm notjust some bystander." " I was the one that found him." " I'm the one that's supposed to kill him." "These are knives." "He wants me to stab him." " Wants me to murder a child." " It's not a child." "How can he know that?" "Maybe he's wrong." "It's insane." "I won't have anything to do with murdering a little boy." "He's not responsible." "I won't do it." "Well, if you don't do it, I will." "No!" "Run, Damien." "Run." "Run." "No!" "Hold it." " Panda Four to control." " MP to Panda Four, come in, please." "Panda Four in pursuit." "American Ambassador, white estate car." "Heading north." "Seven Hills Road." "Over." "Al." "We've got a shout." "I'll be back later, all right?" "MP to Zulu Seven." "You are requested assist Panda Four in pursuit of white estate car, north Seven Hills Road." "Possible diplomatic incident." "Zulu Seven to Panda Four." "We have taken over your pursuit." "Over." "Zulu Seven to MP." "Heading west on Old Church Road." "No!" "Please, Daddy, no!" " No, Daddy." "No!" " God help me." "Police!" "Drop." "Drop, or I'll fire." "And so to their final rest do we commit these two and entrust them unto our Lord." "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost." "Amen." "Detail, attention." "Present arms." "Ready, aim, fire." "Ready, aim, fire." "Ready, aim, fire." "Excuse me, Mr President." "When you're ready to leave, your car is over there." " In a moment." " Yes, sir."
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"My name is Marty Kaan, and I'm a management consultant." "You're the mad genius we're paying all this money for?" "Every week my team and I go somewhere and talk people into thinking they really, really need us." "Are we billing Metrocap for this?" "Duh." " Hey, dad?" " Shit." "Hey!" "What's mom doing here?" "You just him flounce around like it's a done deal." ""Well, our son is a tranny for life."" "Still don't know exactly what it is we do?" "Time's up." "Got to run." "Call me." "Closing..." "Closing is the thing I do that sets me apart from you." "It's what makes me bulletproof." "I can close anybody." "I take my numbers, my models, my Powerpoint, and I tickle your taint just so." "And you know what?" "You open like a goddamn lotus flower, and I'm in." "You hardly even feel it." "Am I right?" "I mean, can you see the vista or can't you, Dick?" " Yeah, actually, I-I don't know." "Because if... if you can't see that Galweather can lift you up from your lowly minus-20 N. P.S..." "Dick, if you don't see that with absolute fucking clarity, then your job is shit." "Your life is shit." "Your company will fail." "Your wife, Dick..." "she will leave you, and you will lose everything." "Jesus, Marty." "If you look at it like an investment, okay, the return on your dollar is literally obscene." "You have to be willing to violate... violate personal space, violate manners, violate the law, hell, violate every molecule so all that's left is the "yes."" "If we make this deal, if we actually come aboard, do you realize what you'll be getting?" "You're getting hope." "You're getting support." "Credibility, right?" "Salvation." "Jesus Christ, Dick, you're getting your company back." "Do you want these things for pennies on the dollar?" "Can we make this deal right now?" "Dick, at the end of two years, your company will be as shiny and pink as the gums of a newborn... reborn, profitable, stable." "You say yes, and it's all yours, Dick." "Say yes." " Yes." " Yes." "Yes." "Yes." " Okay, just fucking finish." " No." "Okay, okay." "You know what?" "Time's up." "We're done." "Get off." "You want me to stop, say the safe word." "Stop." "How about that?" " Say the fucking safe word." " I don't know what the fucking stupid goddamn safe word is." "The fucking safe word is "Amsterdam."" "You made the goddamn word up." "I didn't... why would I fucking make "Amsterdam" up?" "Fuck you." "Those..." "Aren't..." "The..." "Words." "You want to play?" " Yes!" " Come on." "Yeah." "Fucking love it." "Fucking love it." "You love this?" "Get the fuck off me!" "Yeah, oh, what's the fucking safe word now?" "You fucking tell me." "My..." "Fucking..." "God!" "Shit!" "Amsterdam!" "So you on the beach?" ""On the beach." That's consultant for "between engagements."" "You don't want to stay on the beach for too long, or else you become a "new alum"... recently fired." "No, I'm not on the beach." " No?" " No, I am developing clients." "I actually have an engagement starting in the morning." "Yeah." "And it's huge." "Great." "You just had sex." "What?" "How can you tell?" " Let me see that dick." " Get the fuck away." "You definitely just had sex." "I just had a client lunch, closed a $4 million piece of business... you're welcome." "Okay, well, unless the client was your penis," "I'm gonna challenge that." "Yeah, you're right." "No, he does." "He smells like pussy." "Excuse me." "Okay, if you weren't fucking a client, then who were you fucking?" "Yeah, and... hang on... more importantly, do you get points towards your total travel hook-up points total?" "I mean, does it count if you don't disclose?" "Because I think not." "I think not." "Calm down." "Breathe, baby, breathe." "I'm just saying I just want to know the rules to the hook-up..." " Who hooked up with who?" "Do you know what I keep smelling?" "Chocolate chip cookies." "Do you smell that?" "Yes, I do smell a bit of chocolate chip cookies." "So do I." "Chocolate chip cookies and aftershave." "Yes, like aftershave and cookies." " It's vanilla, okay?" " Are you serious?" "Please explain that." "Would you calm down, all right?" "So I dab a little bit of vanilla behind my ears every morning... big deal." " Is that a real thing?" " Yes." "Do you really do that?" "Why would you do that?" " For the ladies." " I got to tell everyone." "Is that fine?" "And here I go." "Okay, women associate..." "wait a minute." "Women associate the smell of vanilla with romance... fact." "I agree, Doug." "I'm slightly attracted to you now." " Wait, really?" " Absolutely not." " Principal Gita." " You always know it's me." "Yeah, that's called Caller I.D." " Of course, Mr. Kaan." " Go ahead, Gita." " Well, do you have a moment?" " Yeah, go ahead." "Well, maybe we should just sit down when you can come in... please, Gita, let's go." "What is it?" "Ms. Calderon sent Roscoe to the office because his outfit was distracting the children." "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "A group of the class parent body wanted to put a stop to Roscoe's unrestrained and joyous disregard for the gender-specific..." "Cross-dressing..." " Y-y-you really want to do this?" "You think this is a good idea?" "Do you have any idea what you are opening yourself up to?" "Principal Gita?" "Can I go back to class?" " Of course, dear." "Go on." " Thanks." "You got my kid in your office right now?" "No, I do not." "He just left the office." "Mr. Kaan, I just wanted to lob it out there, begin the dialogue..." "I'm gonna lob it." "Don't you worry about nothing." "I'm gonna lob it unimaginable places." "It's gonna be like a live hand grenade." "This is gonna be a lot of fun, Gita." "Mr. Kaan." "I wonder if, in the future, we could speak in less militaristic terms." "Mr. Kaan?" " Marty?" " Fucking kidding me?" "Skip would love to see you and your team when you have a minute." "Okay." " What, right now?" " Yeah." "Skip to my Lou." "So you, finally gonna kiss me?" "No." " What's up, skip?" " I'm sorry." "Was that a joke?" "What she just said?" "No." "No, the kiss thing." "No, I think you're actually gonna fucking kiss me." "Of course it's a joke." "O" "It's a locker room thing, like, with the guys, "hey, you gonna kiss me?"" "Yeah, yeah, like the movie." ""Kiss me." "What?"" ""Kiss me, I like to be kissed when I'm getting fucked."" "You mean like that?" "Yeah." "How can we help you, sir?" "We have been in talks with a very powerful sports franchise for the past few days." "The Rainmaker has chosen you and your team to drop in, very quietly, and do some critical care." "Team." "The Rainmaker..." "Marco Pelios, he who shall not be named." "The Rainmaker is the Dalai Lama of management consulting, which is not to say that he's a good person, just a profoundly effective one." "Marty." "Marty, Marty, Marty." "We've chosen your team for the drop-in." "This is deep cover, black Ops." " I'm guessing it's Phoenix." " How did you know that?" "Because his eyes are open, skip." "Marty Kaan is awake." "Marty Kaan sees things in 3-D, 360 degrees, all the fucking time." " Yes, sir." " There's been a lot of chatter about Franco and Bridget Colmonares." " The divorce..." "there's a fight over the team." "And they've borrowed against the team to the tune of $100 million, I think." "They're close friends of mine." "So I'd like to see what you can do for 'em." "I mean, don't undercharge them, for God sakes." " Fuck, no." "Undercharge?" " What does that mean?" "Don't worry." "Don't worry about that." "We're gonna help you out." "I have no doubt." "Remember, this is a halo jump." ""Halo"..." "high altitude, low open." "Management consultants love that special forces jargon." "Roger that, sir." "Is somebody making cookies?" "Guys!" "Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!" "My God, I just saw Cat Deeley getting out of a limo." "Who's Cat Deeley?" "What?" "You're joking." "Cat Deeley!" "The wildly successful spokesmodel from so you think you can dance?" "I love her." "I love her." "Hey." " We get it... he loves her." " Long time." "I know." "I need some things." "Yeah." "I mean..." "Well, I'm in Phoenix this week, but I... you're very sweet." "Why don't you just call me when you get to the... duh, yes." "You are super funny." "Yeah, okay." "Yeah." "All right, bye." "Don't start." "Start what?" "I didn't say anything." "I didn't say anything." " You didn't say anything." " I didn't say a word." "I think Jeannie's incredibly mature phone manner kind of says it all." "Eat me." "Did something just happen here?" "Pretty sure that someone who Jeannie boinked is flying to Phoenix." "You are so... right!" "You are so absolutely correct is what she's trying to say!" "I haven't even talked to him since b-school." " Not since b-school." "We're just having dinner." "Whatever." "'Cause I would fly to Phoenix just to have dinner with you." "Definitely." "You're a child." "Where do they stand?" "Well, you know, the NBA's looking to move in ever since mommy and daddy's divorce got ugly." "We just have to figure out a long-term scenario, as well as a... is that Cat Deeley?" "That is Cat Deeley." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me, Cat?" "Yeah." " Hello." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi." "I just..." "God, I just..." "I just wanted to say..." "I just wanted to say that I'm such a huge" "So you think can dance?" "Fan." "I really am." "Guilty..." "I just think you're great, and I..." "I mean, 'cause I used to dance." " No." "Stop." " A long time ago... long before I went to Harvard." "There." "My bag." "That's great." "You know, I have a huge respect for dancers." " Really?" " Yeah." "Yeah, me too." "I mean, I did, you know," "I did hip-hop and jazz and..." " Don't say ballet." " But I also kind of..." " Do not say ballet." " Focused a lot on ballet." "Yeah, well, you kind of have to." " Right, the fundamentals." " Yeah." "But I never really did tap." "I always thought that was kind of a feat." "I can krump, if you like krumping." " Really?" " Yeah, I kind of..." "God." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Hold on." "My God, are you okay?" "It's actually really good to see someone else spill something for once, because, you know, I'm such a klutz." "You smell delicious, like a..." "Vanilla latte." "I spilled some here... just all in this area, if you want to..." "Attention, Virgin customers, flight 819 is now boarding." "I..." "I have to go." "That's my plane." " Yeah." "Okay." " Say something to her." " Help with her bags." "She's got a ton of 'em." "Doug." "Go say something." "Go now." "Go." "Go." "This is your chance, go do something." " Doug, go, go, go, go." " Do something." " Doug, go pick up a bag." " Go help her with her bags." "Are you kidding me?" "Nice to meet you." "I'm Cat." " I..." " Physical contact, here we go." "Flesh to flesh." "So..." "No, say your name." "Say your name." "Say your name." "Doug Guggenheim..." " I mean..." " Don't look at me." "It can't be real." "That wasn't real." "God, my balls are scorched." "You are so much worse than I thought." "No." "I think I came." "It says right here the league may just seize and sell the Huskies." "Shit, man, that is one big, fat asset to blow." "Don't." "You blew it with the dime piece of all time." "And she was rich." "And she dug you." "God, she patted my balls." "God, I just love her so much." "It's gonna be okay." "Show me where she patted you." "Show me with my hand where she patted you." " I'm not gonna show you." " I'll just grab 'em." "It's sacred." " Let's see what we got up here." " It's probably gonna be nasty." "I hate it when mommy and daddy fight." "I just want it to be like when we were all a family." "Why can't daddy come live with us?" "'Cause daddy made a baby with the housekeeper." "Daddy." "We're just gonna install ourselves as the necessary mediators in this clusterfuck." "They're gonna be in a siege mentality, so we just have to swoop in and be the liberators." "I talked to a pal of mine who says that the league is circling right now." "We got about a day to see if there's anything here to salvage." "Then we better rip and roll." " You're late." " Late?" "Yes, sir, actually, we're ten minutes early, but you don't have to worry about any of that anymore, because we're here now." "We're here to restore your team, your entire organization, to its former glory and make it better than it's ever been." "The past is dead." "We're creating the future, starting right here, right now." "I'm Marty Kaan..." "these are my colleagues from Galweather Stearn, and it is time for you to hand the bullshit to us and get back to the business of winning championships." "He's too good." " And we're an hour late." " And you must be Bridget." "Marco told me to extend a very special hello to you." "And he speaks so highly of you, Marty." "She doesn't know Marco the way I know Marco." "Marco's my best friend." "I thought that you alienated or fucked all your friends and employees." "This is what I'm talking about." "She cannot continue to slander me Willy-nilly." "I forget." "Is it slander if it's 100% true?" "I mean, if I accuse him of serial whore-banging and fathering a child with our housekeeper of 20 years, is that slander?" "Well, it..." "I don't know if it's the technical..." " Room for interpretation." " There's probably text on it." "I mean, it's a good question." "We can find out." "What's another word for cunt?" "There's so many, honestly." "I'm not sure." "Anywhere you put your filthy junk?" "I used to stick it in that sore of a fucking mouth you've got, bitch." "Really?" "Well, how about if I take it and stick it in your ass?" " Gold-digging bitch!" "All right, all right." "Listen, listen." "I would like to take a process check... piss... and then let's reset, start boiling the ocean." "We're gonna get this done, okay?" "God, I am very uncomfortable." "Honestly, Marty, I'm really more of a numbers guy." "He's right." "We're not here for marriage counseling." "Is there any way we get out of this without getting fired?" "Are you guys fucking kidding me?" "You bunch of babies, we just stumbled over a pile of gold bullion." "They're so fucking distracted, we could practically write their checks for them." "We just got to keep this organization out of seizure." "Now, does anybody have an I.Q. point that we can spare on this thing?" "Yes." "Okay, I could make up, like, a sexy excel model, show how the team won't be bankrupted by the divorce?" "The team will be bankrupted by the divorce." "Get on it." "Clyde, start ripping his deck to shit." "Done." ""Deck"... basically a Powerpoint presentation for the client." "That's what we do..." "we make Powerpoint decks, and we stuff them with numbers to sell our way of fixing the company just enough to sell them some more." " Doug, do me a favor." "Double-check these numbers for me real quick." "Yeah." "Does that make sense?" "Hey, when's this big date?" "Tonight, and it's not a date." "It's a date." "So awesome to see you." "It's really awesome to see you too." "You look... awesome." "You do." "I hear this food is actually really good, and my hotel room is..." "It's pretty nice." "For Phoenix." "I hear that you are just shredding it at Galweather." "Well, it's very nice to hear that you heard that." "Yeah." "All my sources are like," ""dude, she is all over that shit."" "What do you mean your "sources"?" "Just people I talk to at Catrell." " Catrell..." "the head-hunting firm?" "Yeah." "That Catrell." "You know people over there?" "Shit." "What?" " I-I work there." "I work at Catrell." "I'm a headhunter." "That's why I called you." "Yeah." "I thought you were looking to make a move." "Yeah." "No, I know." "I know... yes, I know you're a headhunter, but I thought... for some reason, I thought you worked at Boseman." "No." "Fuck Boseman." "I hate those pricks." "So..." "What's the job?" "So this is a primo opportunity." "Okay, you drop right in at project manager level." "If you stick that landing..." "Fast track to partner." "Yeah, I'm on a pretty fast track to partner at Galweather." "Working under Marty Kaan?" "Are you kidding me, Jeannie?" "That guy is a fucking sociopath." "Marty the con man?" "The only thing he's ever promoted is his own legend." "I'm prepared to make a prelim tonight." "Well, then now we're talking." " Shouldn't we be drinking?" " Yes." "Paid for by Catrell." "Thank you." "You know, the numbers aren't that bad." "I mean, you know, if it weren't for the divorce, they could probably just gut it out." " Seriously?" " Yeah, but hang on." "With the divorce, it's fucking armageddon." "Look what she's hitting him with on the team buyout." "Where's the $100 million that vanishes off the spreadsheet?" "Yeah, good question." "Not really clear." "I mean, it kind of gets transferred around, goes into operating costs." "No, where does it zero out?" "Give me a second." " Y-y-you're back after the date?" "That's..." "that's not a good sign." "Can we please skip the part where you mercilessly skewer me?" "I don't think there's a chance." "I don't think we can." "I'm so sorry, but we can't." "He is a fucking headhunter." "That's crazy, 'cause I'm constantly looking for head also..." "all the time." " No." " Now's not the time." "From Catrell?" "It's actually a decent offer too." "The only good thing..." "Who's the headhunter?" "Derek Fielder." "Let me get this through my head, just real quick." "So you thought it was a date, right?" "But he just wanted you for your mind?" "That is so sad." " From you?" "Really?" " What does that mean?" " What does that..." " What does that mean?" "What does that mean?" "Were you not there with your penis this morning?" "You came all over the inside of your fucking pants." "God damn it, Clyde!" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." "All right, I'm fine." "I'm fine." "You know what?" "If you're so fucking smart, Clyde..." "Yeah." "Then how would you bag Cat Deeley?" "You're asking how I would bag Cat Deeley?" " That's right." "You." " Easily, that's how." "All right, well, if it's so easy, let's make it interesting, then." "My God." "This is gonna be the easiest money." "I'm on Clyde." "Okay, you want to do this?" "Critical assumptions?" "Data dump?" "Put 'em up." " No." "No, no, no." "You get nothing." "You get none of that." "You get what I got, which is zero, okay?" "You're just Clyde Oberhold, you're the lowly analyst for the number-two consulting firm in the country." "You've just got to close." "Go." "All I got to do is close." "I don't have to get her grandma to fall in love with me or anything like that?" "No." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "You just have to fuck her." "Jesus, he's stalling." "Stop stalling." "Here I go." "I rent a sick ride." " Like a one-of-a-kind sick ride." " So cliche." " No, come on." "I find her favorite hang, and I just live there." "Live there?" "You don't have the rest of your life." "You didn't give me a time limit, Doug." " Fuck, Clyde!" " You didn't." " All right." " She sees the ride, right?" "And it's like a vintage Aston-Martin." "Do you see this thing?" "I cultivate an air of interesting..." "Interesting international money." "All money's interesting, baby boy." " Not to Cat fucking Deeley." " Touche." "But then this is..." "this is the big part..." "The big part..." "That..." "What's going on?" " I cry loudly..." " What?" "After a phone call." "See, my..." "My sister just died, and I was raised by a sister, so I'm more evolved." "Sweetie." "Shit, man, I didn't know that." " Doing the fucking thing, man." " Doug!" "Shit, I'm sorry." "That was very good." " She comforts me." " Yes, she does." "Yeah, for maybe, like, 30 seconds, am I right?" "Well, game over." "Whereupon I tell her my sister would be so proud and happy that I've secured a fund for $200 million to make interesting, character-driven movies." "Holy shit." "Wait a second." "Hold up." "You're not an actress, are you?" "Well, I mean, not primarily, but a little bit, yeah." "My God, that accent." "It's amazing." "It's from the Midlands." " It's perfect." " Thank you." "There's this role." "It's sensitive, selfless... former drug addict..." "it's like Ghandi meets" "Little Mermaid meets the notebook." "Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina." "Sure." " You know what?" " What?" "We should get dinner and talk about it." " I don't know, I..." " Fuck!" "I'm going to Istanbul tomorrow." "I help all those homeless kittens find whiskers." " Push it back." " They got to be saved." "They got to be saved." "I'm so sorry, I can't." "Don't let it be over." " But it's not over." " It's not?" "No." "How about this?" "Why don't you just come to my suite tonight at L'Ermitage?" " I-I-I don't know." "It's all moving so fast." "It's a safe space." "I promise you." "We'll just look at each other." "We'll laugh." "We'll talk about things." "I love to laugh." "This role is so you." "I mean, I can feel it in my heart." "And I know that Amelia..." "Wha... who's Amelia?" "Sister." "Sister, I'm sorry." "I'll remember." "My God, I can't believe it." " What?" " She's here right now." "She's saying yes." "Yes." "She's saying yes." " Yes." " Yeah!" " Yes!" " You said yes originally, and that's why I take money." "And he felt a little hard, by the way." " I'm hard." " So am I." "Doug, I will stab you in the face." "It's 5:00 in the fucking morning." "Listen to me, can I come in?" " No!" "You can't come in." " Okay." "Listen." "The 100 million that we couldn't find?" " Yeah?" " I found it." "It was in an offshore account." "He tried to bury it." " What the fuck?" " I almost missed it." " Okay." "Yeah, w-wake up Clyde and Jeannie." " Yeah, of course." " Hey, Doug." " Yeah?" " Good job, man." "Okay." "Why the hell are we meeting out here?" "I love this arena." "Love, love, love it." "Don't you guys love this arena?" " Unbelievable." " Beautiful." "How much of your worth is here?" "I mean, just how leveraged are you?" "Well, with the divorce and everything, this is pretty much it." "Really?" " Yeah." "I'm all-in." "Well, I just got off the phone with the commissioner's office, and they're about to step in and seize all of it." "Team, Husky-dawgs, t-shirts..." "I've been over this with my lawyers, they can't seize all my assets... it'd be great if you could take a really long look, 'cause it's happening today." "We read the order." "You'll actually be barred from the premises, so take one last look around." "And after we disclose the 100 million that you have sitting offshore, you actually will be broke... and we got to disclose." "Wait a minute." "What are you talking about?" "Now, of course, if that money went back into the team..." "She would get it all in the divorce." "I'd rather fucking burn the money than give it to that bitch." "The commissioner, when he asked me if I believed in God, which I thought was a strange question coming from a basketball commissioner, but then he went on to say, because it would take a miracle to stop this seizure from going down." "So let's give him a miracle." "You and Bridget are getting back together." " Are you fucking crazy?" " Hear me out." "Hear me out." " It's a fake-onciliation." " Fake-onciliation." "We're going to construct a public reconciliation between the two of you, but, privately, you will completely remain autonomous, personally, financially." "I have already spoken to Bridget." "She's very savvy, but she's willing, as long as the parameters are airtight." "We make the announcement in two hours." "Your legal department will draw up the temporary contracts." "Now, I suggest you two figure out something really nice to say to each other when the satellite trucks show up." "I'm pleased to announce that Bridget and I are remaining together..." " As co-owners of the Phoenix Huskies." "We would like to thank the fans..." " Yeah!" " There it is." "Drink!" "Drink!" "Drink!" "Tiny bottles!" "Tiny bottles!" "And... and we can now focus our attention on the upcoming season..." " So this job offer..." " Yeah, right." "What's up with that?" "You gonna take it?" " It's project manager at Collins-Swain." "Should I?" "I don't know." "It's a nice title, but it's a very second-tier firm." "What's the money like?" "Double what I'm making." "Take it." "I was seriously considering it." "I honestly was, and then something very strange happened." "They withdrew the offer." "Marty." " Did you kill it?" " Did... did you kill it, Marty?" "Jeannie, if you were me, how would you answer that question... honestly?" "Yeah." "Why would I kill the offer?" "Because I value you and I want you to stay, right?" "So then why would I drive you away by turning around and admitting that I killed your more lucrative offer?" "That doesn't make a lot of sense, does it?" " That's fucked up, Marty." " Isn't it?" "The kid is nice, son!" "Just running around killing things?" "And you can talk to them while you do it." "Like that!" "Good shot." "That's terrible." "You should hear what he's saying." "Take the headset off." "Couldn't pay me to play that game." "Is somebody paying you to distract us?" "I'm out." "Lights out in ten, buddy." " Good night, grandpa." " Night, pops." " Hey, dad, what's a Fudge-packer?" "A fud..." "why are you asking me that?" "Well, Dylan Sanborn said at lunch that I was little..." "Dylan Sanborn?" "Did that kid..." "Ha!" "You're dead!" "I was just messing with you, dad." " You little criminal." " Thank you." "Did somebody really call you that?" "Roscoe?"
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"South Park" " Season 11 Episode 13 "Guitar Queer-o"" "Damn, you guys are good!" "Sharon, what are the boys doing?" "Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together." "They can play guitar now?" "No, no, they're just little plastic controllers." "You hit the colored buttons and it makes the guitar track on the game play." "If they spent half the time learning a real instrument as they do playing that game, who knows what they could accomplish." "Hey yeah..." "Dude, listen to that video crowd!" "They love us!" "So you boys like this music, huh?" " Yeah, dude." "It's Guitar Hero." " Stan and Kyle are really good at it." "Well you kids wanna see something really cool?" "Check this out." "Once I rose above the noise and confusion" "Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion" "I was soaring ever higher" "But I flew too high" " Though my eyes could see I" " Dad?" "Dad!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar." "You want me to teach you boys how?" " Uhh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh." " Yeah, that's stupid, Dad." "But..." "But this is real." "Real guitars are for old people." "Do you mind, sir?" "We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play." "Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time." "Are you ready to rock?" "Carry on my wayward son" "There'll be peace when you are done" "Lay your weary head to rest" "Don't you cry no more" "Game over You suck!" "They're gonna do it!" "Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points!" "Cartman, shut up." "We're concentrating." " Yeah!" " We did it!" "You have broken a hundred thousand points!" "You Are" "Rock Stars!" "Dude, we are total rock stars now!" "You're not rock stars!" "This is just a stupid plastic controller!" "Hang on." "Stan Marsh?" " Yeah?" " I'm Charles Kincaid, from the Kincaid Talent Agency?" "I just heard you just broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero." "Yeah, we did." "Well, I'm impressed." "And I'd like to be your manager." "Wow, really?" "Dude!" "Dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager!" " No way!" " For reals?" "Scoring a hundred thousand points is impressive, but I think with the right label behind you, you guys could make a million points." " That'd be awesome!" " So, we're in business then?" "But I hear the voices say" "Carry on my wayward son" "There'll be peace when you are done" "Lay your weary head to rest" " Well, what do you think?" " I like it." "That's these boys playing?" "No, that's Kansas." "But these boys scored a hundred thousand points to it on Expert Level in Co-op Mode." "That's pretty goddamned impressive." "Alright, we'll sign them to a one-year deal." "Yes!" "You did it, boys." "Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party at my giant mansion tonight." "Why don't you come by as my honorary new artists?" "Cool!" "Wow, this is a huge party." "Oh yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here." "Dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News!" "And look over there, that's that Jake Jabs guy from American Furniture Warehouse commercials." "Everyone?" "Everyone, this is Stan and Kyle." "They just broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero." "Please enjoy yourselves, there's lots more coke and sex in the house." "Dude!" "That's Jay Cutler over there!" "Quarterback for the Denver Broncos!" "Oh my God!" " Would you boys like to meet him?" " Are you serious?" "Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle." "They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero." " Wow, really?" "Nice to meet you guys." " Nice to meet you!" "I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday." "Thanks..." " Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?" " You boys know Tom Shane, from the Shane Company Diamond Store commercials?" "Do we?" "He's a legend!" "You remember these boys, Tom." "They're gonna break a million points live at the video arcade in a few weeks." "That, would be impressive." "Dude, we've arrived." "We're super, awesome, and cool." "Yeah." "Life is finally going to not suck so hard for us." "You Rock!" "All right, nice rehearsal, boys." "Dude, I totally miffed that middle part." " Did you see that?" " Yeah, that's almost impossible." "That was real cool, kids." "Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller in my car that might work better for you." "Why don't you go with Jim and he'll help you find it." "Oh, okay." "Cool." "You've got real potential, kid." "I have no doubt you can break a million." "Really?" "That'd be sweet." "I think you could." "But uh, as for your friend, well, to be honest, I think he's holding you back." " What, you mean, Kyle?" " Look, you score a lot higher than him;" "there's no question who the better one is." "I wanna put you with some other players, find a partner for you who can really help you max your score." "But, Kyle and I always play together." "We both chipped in for the game system." "Very honorable." "But you know where loyalty gets you in a game like Guitar Hero?" "Nowheres." "Just listen to that video crowd." "I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time." "You've got a chance to score a million points, and I hate to see you throw it away because you're worried about your friend's feelings." "You're gonna love this kid, Stan." "He's one of the best Guitar Hero players I've ever seen." "Except for you, of course." "Ah, Thad!" "Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis." "Sup?" "That here has backed up a lot of really great Guitar Hero players." "Isn't that right, Thad?" "Yup." "He doesn't even need a game system to play on." "He can play Guitar Hero acoustically." "Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on Expert Level?" "Go ahead, Thad." "Show him what you can do." "Check this out." " Pretty damn good, huh?" " Yeah, that's pretty good." "But can you play "John the Fisherman"?" "Stan, with this kid backing you, you're gonna make Guitar Hero history." "Ohoh, I love this song." "Wow wee, look at him go!" "Hey dude, how'd it-?" "Kyle..." "I..." "I thought you were sick." "Who is this?" "This is um, Thad Jarvis." "Sup?" " Wha?" "What's going on, Stan?" " Kyle, I was gonna tell you later." "Mr. Kincaid thinks I should play with Thad for a while." "But it's our game." "We bought it together." "I know, and I wanna be fair about it, so," " I'll buy you out of your part." " Buy me out?" "!" "What are you saying?" "!" "What makes you so high and mighty you can buy me out?" "!" "Don't put this all on me, Kyle!" "Oh my God this is so awesome." "You were the one that's been blowing off playing after midnight." " Not playing 'cause you were sick." " I have been sick!" "Look, the point is I'm never gonna break a million points playing with you!" "You know that's true!" "I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points." "Dude, this game rules." "Let's just do this, all right?" "Hey!" "You're the kid I sold the Guitar Hero game to." "How are you liking it?" "It's okay, I guess." "But I need some game guides for it." "My manager and producer set up this live thing at the video arcade where I'm supposed to break a million in front of everybody and I'm... stressing out." "Yeah, Guitar Hero can be pretty stressful." "But you know, maybe instead of a game guide, you should just buy another game to kind of... ease the stress." "Huh?" "Have you ever heard of..." "Heroin Hero?" " Heroin Hero?" " It's a way easier game." "All you do is run around a magical forest and shoot simulated heroin." "You could call it the ultimate first-person shooter." " And there's no score?" "No crowds?" " No man." "All you do is run through the pretty forest and chase a big dragon." "But you don't ever catch the dragon." "You just... keep chasing it." "Chase me." "Come on." "This way." "Shoot up and then you can catch me." "Come on." "Dude, this is awesome." "How are they coming?" "No worries, Mr. Hart." "They'll be ready for the big show in a few days." "They'd better be." "I paid good money to rent this place out." "Ugh." "Damnit." "Dude, suck." "Did you practice last night?" "Yeah, I practiced last night!" "Just shut up and play!" "No no, you know what?" "!" "Screw this!" "I'm not playing this song!" "Why did you pick this stupid song?" "!" "Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play." "Yeah?" "Well I changed my mind!" "We're changing the song to Cheap Trick!" "No way." "I hate that bubblegum crap." "Yeah?" "Well you're not the leader, are you, Thad?" "!" "We play the music I wanna play!" "Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy?" "We're playing what I want, and I'll select a different song!" "Yeah?" "Well how about this one?" "I quit." "I quit I quit I quit." "I quit I quit I quit." "I quit." "I quit I quit." "You know what?" "That's great with me, Thad, 'cause I don't need you to break a million points!" "I never did!" " Stan, what is the matter with you?" " I just wanna play alone, alright?" "!" "I can't concentrate with all these assholes riding me all the time!" "What is this?" "Man..." "Are you playing Heroin Hero?" " Just, just a little." " No!" "Nobody plays Heroin Hero just a little!" "You know, you never catch the dragon!" "I know, but it mellows me out, okay?" "!" "You'd better pull your act together, because now you're gonna have to break a million points and unlock superstardom solo!" "No problem." "Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals" "But the scar, that scar remains" " Hey, beat it, kid!" "We wanna play now!" " I'm not done yet." "Hey, I know you." "You're Kyle Broflovski." "Didn't you used to have your own Guitar Hero game system?" "No." "You're thinking of somebody else." "Yeah, sure." "He's the kid that scored a hundred thousand points." "How come you're playing here now?" "Look, just go ahead and play, alright?" "Leave me alone." "Can I get a Fresca, please?" "You're good at that game, kid." "Too good to be playing in a dump like this." "Yeah well, I can't really afford to play anymore anyway." "I'm about out of quarters." "Well look, maybe I can use some extra music playing to this thing on weekend nights." "You come in, work around here a little and... maybe you can play it for free." "I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick, but I ain't a charity case yet." "Ehhh, charity case eh, I'm just trying to help out a kid who's a little... down on his luck is all." "Thanks, Mick." "Catch me." "Come on, catch me." "What's wrong?" "Follow me." "Come on." "Marsh?" "Stan, you got" "Oh my God!" " Get up, Stan!" "Wake up!" " Huh?" "What, uh?" "You're going on in ten minutes!" "Everybody's coming to see you!" "The dragon." "Where did it go?" "You've gotta pull it together!" "Pull it together, Goddamnit!" "Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade to watch Stan Marsh break a million points and unlock superstardom." "Go, Stan!" "Alright, Stan, you've got it, man!" "Yeah, Stan!" "Dude, what's the matter with him?" "He's been up for three days straight playing Heroin Hero." "Come on, Stan!" "You got it!" "Goddamnit, he's a mess!" "Oh man, I can't watch this." "What are you doing?" "!" "The video crowd is starting to boo!" "Come on guys." "Let's get out of here." "The next time you bring me some talent, make sure they're talent-ed." "You blew it!" "You had it all and you blew it!" "Listen to that video crowd!" "They hate you!" "There he is!" "So, did you break a million yet?" "No, I didn't break a million points and unlock superstardom, all right?" " I'm done with that stupid game!" " Aw, come on." "Once you start playing Guitar Hero, you can't stop till you reach the top." "I just wanna find something else to play." "Have you played..." "Rehab Hero?" "You get chased by a big dragon, but you keep running away from it." "I just want a nice, simple..." "driving game." "How's that?" "Sssure kid." "Sure." "All right, that was the Splendifs." "And now here's a hit you all remember." "It's a song that two local fourth grade boys scored a hundred thousand points to on Guitar Hero." "Don't know whatever happened to those boys." "I guess... they're not playing the game anymore." "Once I rose above the noise and confusion" "Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion" "I was soaring ever higher but I flew too high" "Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man" "Though my mind could think I still was a mad man" "I hear the voices when I'm dreaming" "I can hear them say" "{\Kile Barffloski on Guitar Hero}" "Woke up to the sound of pouring rain" "The wind would whisper and I'd think of you" "And all the tears you cried, that called my name" "And when you needed me I came through" "Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes?" "What are you doing here?" " Please, it won't take long." " Goddamnit." "We're gonna take a short break." "Be back in five." "I was listening to you for a while." "Dude, you've gotten a lot better." "Oh, thank you!" "I was so eagerly awaiting your approval of my abilities!" "Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house and, maybe we could go try playing it again over there." "Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity!" "Oh, thank you, your royal lordship!" " That isn't it at all." " You don't get it, Stan!" "I can play here all I want." "I even get free Frescas." "I don't need you anymore!" "I know." "I need you." "I thought I was having a great time because I was getting signed by managers and, going to big sex and coke parties, but, then I realized," "I was having fun because I was doing all that... with my best friend." "It was pretty fun, wasn't it?" "Yeah." "Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway." "I don't care." "I'd just like to play with you again." "For the fun of it." "I don't really see the fun in... not trying to kick that game's ass once and for all!" " What, you mean it?" " I think we can do it, Stan." "I've been close to a million a few times by myself." " Then let's go, dude!" " Oh wait." "I'm supposed to play here." "Hey, Mick, would you mind if I stepped out for a sec?" "Go on, get out of here, kid." "Who needs your wailing and rocking around here anyways?" "Thanks, Mick!" "All right, dude, let's do this." "What the hell?" "Come on, come on." "You almost got me." "Catch me." "Come on." " Aw Goddamnit!" "Dad, get off our X-Box!" " Hang on, I almost caught the dragon." "You almost caught me." "No, me and Kyle are gonna play Guitar Hero!" "I can get him!" "Wait!" "Where's he going now?" "You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad!" "No!" "No, I said!" "I am your father!" "Put it back on!" "Mom, will you get Dad out of here?" " Stop cheating, Craig!" " How was that cheating!" "'Cause you tricked me, you black asshole!" "Fellas!" "Fellas!" "They're gonna do it!" " What?" " Stan and Kyle!" "They're about to break a million on Guitar Hero, and unlock superstardom!" "Oh, let's go!" "Come on, let's go!" "They're gonna do it!" " They did it!" " Oh my sweet Jesus!" "You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points!" "Congratulations!" "You Are" "Fags!" "That's it?" "Goddamnit!" "Goddamnit!" " Butters, you wanna play me next?" " Heh, okay, but I get to be the one that betrays you after the sex and drug party." "SouthParkNews.Net Transcript:" "South Park Scriptorium"
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"Aren't you forgetting something?" "Something to do with the third coefficient." "Not that." "Tonight." "What?" "Emma?" "What time is it?" "Almost 5." "Oh, God." "My concepts for microenergy waves, rejected." "The dean suggests I focus on something to help mankind." "Like his tobacco study." "Alex, your ideas are too radical." "The problem is the faculty." "They're dinosaurs." "They're extinct and don't know it." "One day they'll be discovered by a future archeologist." "Their dim little eyes" "It's your first year as associate professor." "Play things more..." "...conservatively." "You sound like my father." "Look at them, Philby." "All alike." "Identical bowler hats." "You want your students to be like that?" "I want my students prepared for the realities of the world." "I want them to run along, knocking off every bowler they see." "Mrs." "Watchit!" "Oh, huzzah, the master's home." "You get it?" "Hello." "Hello." "You're looking in the pink." "Must be the scampering..." "...up and down the stairs." "You get it?" "I got it." "Don't think I'm letting you go out in that filthy jacket." "Now, go in there and change." "And you got another letter from that annoying man." "Go ahead." "Switch it on." "It'll help people keep their teeth well into their 40s." "You might think about cleaning that." "Who has the time?" "How did you know with Molly?" "know what?" "You were meant to be together." "She made the best shepherd's pie." "Not one romantic bone in your body?" "No, I'm all bowler hat." "Why do you waste time on that crackpot?" "He has interesting ideas." "A professor shouldn't correspond with a crazy German bookkeeper." "He's a patent clerk." "Mr. Einstein deserves all the support I can give." "I wonder if we'll ever go too far." "With what?" "With this." "With all of this." "No such thing." "All right." "How do I look?" "Practically decent." "Good luck." "She's a fine girl." "She's done wonderful things." "Don't worry, you still have that alluring chalk smell." "Oh, gotta hurry." "That's more like it." "You look a proper gentleman for once." "Better hope so." "If Emma turns me down, you're next." "I'm already swooning." "All right, wish me luck." "Thank you." "Fresh flowers!" "Fresh flowers!" "Flowers, sir?" "Not tonight, thanks." "No." "I promised her flowers." "Spectacular." "Spectacular waste of money." "Damn thing always breaks down." "Need a lift?" "Yes." "How's the temperature stabilized?" "A cantilevered gasket on the fuel regulator" "Much obliged." "I'm always forgetting the damn brake." "Hop in." "I'll give you a perambulation before it breaks again." "I have a prior engagement." "Another time." "We perambulate most every night." "Certainly." "Get a horse!" "Yes, yes." "Alexander!" "You're late, professor." "I got here as soon as I could." "They say it's the rage in Paris." "But I picked it up for $5 at Macy's." "Silly, isn't it?" "Very silly." "I like it." "Well, where are they?" "What?" "The flowers." "You promised me flowers tonight." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I was distracted." "Well, there is something new." "Emma, I need to talk to you." "Shall we walk through the park?" "Yes." "Professor, you're shivering." "I hope you're not coming down with something." "Well, I'm afraid I am." "I'm not sleeping very well." "Even awake, I'm not much use." "I can't eat or think or do much of anything anymore." "The worst part is, I don't know that I'll ever be well." "There's only one remedy." "For you to marry me and spend the rest of your life with me." "Emma, I know it's right." "We're meant to be together." "It's the only thing I've never had to think about." "Oh, Alex." "Wait, I have something for you." "The moment is rather dying here." "I know." "Hold on." "I know it's not a diamond." "A moonstone." "Well, it's your birthstone." "I thought" "You thought right." "I just might cry." "I couldn't help but overhear." "Two fine young people starting out on the road of life." "I wish you the very best." "Well, thank you." "And much as I hate to do this, moved as I am by your protestations of love I'll be needing your money now." "Sir?" "And your jewelry too." "We can call this your first bump on the road to marital bliss." "I don't" "Don't make a scene." "There's no cause for that." "Give me your wallet, would you?" "Did you hear me, lad?" "All right, all right." "Here, that's everything." "Your watch." "And the gloves." "And the ring." "No." "I'm afraid so, darling." "Maybe he'll buy you a diamond now." "Please." "Not that." "Why did you do that?" "It's only a ring." "Emma." "Emma." "What?" "Oh, sir, Mr. Philby's here." "Here?" "Yes." "He insisted on coming" "Tell him to go away." "I'm busy." "I won't go away, Alex." "My God, what's happened to you?" "I've been working." "You used to care about your work." "I care more about my life and yours." "I came by every day after the funeral." "Every week, every other month." "Then I stopped coming." "Did you even notice?" "It hurt me, Alex, very much." "Then why are you here now?" "There are things I have to say." "I know." "You're concerned." "I hear it from Mrs. Watchit every day." "But really..." "..." "I need you to go." "I won't go with you hiding down here." "I'm not." "That's what it is." "You're in here all day." "Alex, will you please stand still and look at me?" "It wasn't your fault." "No." "It wasn't my fault." "Maybe we should blame Mrs. Watchit for getting the ring from the jeweler." "Or the jeweler for making it." "Or the poor bastard who tore the stone from the earth." "I should blame you for introducing us in the first place." "Alexander, nothing will ever change what happened." "No, you're wrong." "Because I will change it." "David, I appreciate your concern." "I do." "But I ask you to have faith in me." "I want to have faith in you, Alex, but what are you doing here?" "Why don't you come by for dinner in a week and I'll show you?" "Come home with me now." "Did you not hear me?" "I can't leave when I'm so close." "All right, we'll continue this conversation in a week." "In a week, we'll never even have had this conversation." "Ah, thank you, my good man." "Yeah, I'll need a pair for me." "You're early." "That's a first." "I wanted to see you." "Well, where are they?" "What?" "The flowers." "You promised me flowers tonight, don't you even remember?" "You never cease to surprise me." "Emma, I need to talk to you." "Shall we walk through the park?" "No." "No." "Let's go into the city." "Alex, what is it?" "Nothing." "Just hurry!" "Running is all very well for you." "You're not wearing a corset!" "Bleecker Street, and be quick about it!" "Good evening." "Oh, now you're all gallant." "You're shivering." "I hope you're not coming down with something." "No, no." "I'm fine." "I'm wonderful." "Just walking with you again." "We took a walk three days ago." "Well, not like this." "Never like this." "Heavens, look at that." "I've seen it." "Now I know you're ill." "You're passing up the chance to explore a new gadget." "It's only a machine." "Tell me what's going on." "Is something wrong?" "No." "Emma, listen." "I need to leave, but I want you to go home and stay there." "I promise I'll come by later." "I'll be upset you didn't meet me in the park but you must trust me." "Everything will be all right." "Just know how much I love you." "How much I'll always love you." "All right." "But first, where are my flowers?" "Flowers, it is." "Wait right there." "Don't move." "Oh, can I help you, sir?" "Yes, a dozen roses, white." "No, red." "I'm looking for Professor Hartdegen." "Alex, I'm...." "I'm so sorry." "This was not supposed to happen." "Of course not." "I know there's nothing I can say." "We were out of the park." "We were safe." "Why can't I change it?" "I could come back a thousand times." "See her die a thousand ways." "I don't understand." "I can't find the answer here." "Not here." "Not now." "The future is now." "Certain restrictions apply." "Hi, the latest update from Lunar Leisure Living." "Engineers are preparing for the fiirst detonation to create subterranean chambers for lunar leisure living." "Imagine, fiishing in our Sea of Tranquillity." "Golfiing on our championship course." "1500-yard drives, no problem." "At less gravity, you're guaranteed to dance." "Contact Lunar Leisure Living to reserve your piece of heaven." "The future is now." "Availability subject to change." "Hey." "Hello." "Nice suit." "Very retro." "Thank you." "Bet that makes a hell of a cappuccino." "The thing." "I'll see you." "Attention, everyone." "Class 23, gather, please." "Next stop, Antiquities." "Make sure your microscans are charged." "Two by two, let's look lively." "Tommy, do that again and I'll resequence your DNA." "Now, march!" "Two by two, please." "Look lively." "Welcome to Vox System." "How may I help you?" "I didn't see you there." "I seem to have that effect." "How may I help you?" "What is that thing?" "That's my photonic memory core or PMC, as we say." "Over here, sir." "What are you?" "A public library information unit." "Vox registration NY-114." "How may I help you?" "Oh, a stereopticon of some sort." "Stereopticon?" "Oh, no, sir." "I'm a photonic with link capabilities connected to every database on the planet." "Photonic?" "A compendium of all human knowledge." "Area of inquiry?" "know anything about physics?" "Accessing physics." "Mechanical engineering?" "Dimensional optics." "Chronography." "Temporal causality." "Temporal paradox." "Time travel?" "Yes." "Accessing science fiction." "Practical application." "My question is, why can't one change the past?" "Because one cannot travel into the past." "Well, what if one could?" "One cannot." "Excuse me." "This is something you should trust me on." "Accessing writings of Isaac Asimov, H.G. Wells, Alexander Hartdegen." "Tell me about him." "Alexander Hartdegen, 1869-1903." "Eccentric scientist." "Writings include the creation of a time machine." "Tell me about the time machine." "Time Machine was written by H.G. Wells." "lt was adapted to a movie and musical." "That's not what I mean." "Want to hear the score?" "No." "That's quite enough." "Will there be anything else?" "No." "I think I'll have better luck..." "...in a few hundred years." "Live long and prosper." "Sir, where's your designated evacuation center?" "You are subject to arrest." "Put your hands out, sir." "You'll be held until you're cleared for transport." "Take it easy!" "We gotta get out of here!" "Wait!" "How did this happen?" "The moon." "Come on." "Move it." "Impossible." "What happened?" "What, you been living under a rock?" "Yes." "Now, tell me." "Demolitions for the lunar colony ruined the orbit." "Moon's breaking up." "Hey!" "Forget him!" "Come on!" "Emma." "Hello." "Don't be afraid." "Wait, don't go." "Wait." "I just want to talk to you." "Hello." "I'm sorry, I don't understand you." "Do you know my words?" "Yes." "Let's talk alone." "The lex, the stone language." "The stone language?" "But do you understand me?" "We all learn it when we're young." "They tor'jen." "Forget, they forget it." "But I teach." "What is he saying?" "They're deciding if we should throw you in the river." "Tell me the truth." "Where do you come from?" "Well, actually, I'm from here, just not from now." "You see, I built a machine that allows me to travel through time." "I'm from the past." "Oh." "I told them you hit your head and you are a wandering idiot." "What are you doing?" "Getting ready for the mor." "The night." "I'll come with you." "Eloi?" "What are your people named?" "Well, I guess you'd call us New Yorkers." "New Yorkers, are they friendly?" "Until you talk to them." "Tell me about your village." "It's a busy place." "Everyone seems to be in a hurry." "And they all wear identical bowler hats." "Little round things on their heads." "What do you do?" "I was a teacher, like Mara." "And I make things." "I made a sess'quin'tan with my papa." "We still use it." "A sess'quin'tan?" "Sess'quin'tan, steps of rope." "A rope ladder." "We can make one." "I will teach you." "Will you tell me more on the next day?" "Tomorrow?" "Yes, I will." "Why don't you take care of this for me tonight?" "Thank you." "Good night." "Good night." "kalen will tire you if you let him." "He's always questioning." "Our parents were firm, but it is his way." "Where are your parents?" "They've gone from this place." "I'm sorry." "You were right, Philby." "I did go too far." "Sit with me." "Mara, why do you pull the boats up at night?" "Are you afraid they'll be stolen?" "Stolen?" "I do not know that word." "Will someone take them?" "It is just more safe this way." "You must do things to be safe where you're from?" "Well, of course." "Yes." "Or when you come from." "So I'm not just a wandering idiot." "Col'mar." "Maybe we could find some tomorrow." "Flowers?" "Morlock!" "Morlock!" "ls he all right?" "He had a dream." "So did I." "I was moving through a jungle and" "And you saw a shape ahead of you." "A face that called my name." "We all have that dream." "All of you?" "Yes, now go back to sleep." "You're still not well." "What does that mean, "Morlock"?" "A child's dream, no more." "Go back asleep." "We keep these stones in many places." "This is the room where my parents taught me for the first time." "Why do you learn this language if you don't use it?" "It's a tradition we hand down." "It meant something once." "It must be here for a reason." ""One generation passeth away, and another cometh." "But the earth abideth forever."" "Why have you come here?" "Why do you travel through time?" "To have a question answered." "A question?" "Yes." "Why can't I change the past?" "Why would you want to?" "You've lost someone." "Someone you loved very much." "Mara, why are there no older people here?" "What do you mean?" "Older people, your parents' age." "They've gone from this place." "You mean they're dead?" "Yes." "All of them?" "How is that possible?" "There are things better left unsaid." "We don't dwell on the past, Alexander." "We do something else." "What?" "We remember them with these." "Alexander!" "Alexander." "Are you coming to work now?" "Come with me." "He's not well." "We're gonna see his machine." "Now?" "Stay with Toren." "Go the next day, tomorrow." "I need to see that it's all right." "This way." "Will you tell me more about New York tonight?" "I will." "Good, it seems fine." "We had quite a ride together." "It's ready?" "It appears so." "Will you use it now?" "Go back to your own time?" "Well, I guess I could." "lt seems so long ago." "No, you should go." "And I need to ask will you take kalen with you?" "Why?" "Take him away." "Back to your time." "Will you?" "Mara, why?" "Please, you don't know." "Take him away from here." "kalen!" "Mara, what's going on?" "They're early." "We must get kalen." "kalen!" "kalen!" "kalen!" "Mara!" "kalen!" "No, stay here." "Stay in the group." "Run!" "Where did they go?" "We have to follow." "We do not col'quin tor, no." "Why not?" "This is nem Eloi'tas." "Our life here." "How can you just do nothing?" "How can tor'tas al'mor?" "lt's day and night." "Day and night?" "This is the world." "Why don't you fight back?" "Fight back." "Why not?" "Those who far quil'pax fight are taken first." "Do you know where they go?" "No." "Do they come back?" "No." "Has anyone followed?" "I don't know." "What about the Morlocks?" "There must be a leader. kalen, listen!" "Sometimes we need to accept what happens." "And other times we have to fight." "Even if we are afraid." "Now, it's difficult to understand." "I know." "Believe me, I know." "Now, they're afraid and I'm asking you not to be." "So will you tell me what you know?" "We can save her." "Please." "When they go, we're not supposed to talk about it." "But we all know of a place." "What place?" "Where the ghosts are." "Here it is." "Welcome to Vox System." "How may I help you?" "It's all right." "How may I serve you?" "What can I get you?" "Let's see...." "Henry James?" "No, no, too depressing." "Hemingway, perhaps?" "No, no, too sweaty." "Plato, Proust, Pinter, Poe, Pound?" "No." "The complete works of Martha Stewart?" "I have it!" "Jules Verne." "Right up your alley, I would think." "Photonic, right?" "Or what's left of one." "What's left of all of them." "I am the last." ""And these fragments I have shored against my ruins, " T.S. Eliot." "You wouldn't know him yet, but he is so depressing, yet so divine." "I'm sorry." "The lending library is out of service." "Not to worry, I have them all right here." "Every page of every volume." "Can you tell me what's happening?" "My sources are no longer annotated and my information is anecdotal." "But what was once one race is now two." "One above and one below." "Two distinct species that have evolved." "And how do those below survive?" "That is the real question, isn't it?" "I don't believe it." "If you don't like the answers, you should avoid asking the questions." "Look at them." "They have no knowledge of the past." "No ambition for the future." "So lucky." "Why would you say something like that?" "Can you even imagine what it's like to remember everything?" "I remember the girl who asked me about dinosaurs 800,000 years ago." "I remember the last book I recommended." "Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe." "And, yes, I even remember you." "Time travel." "Practical application." "How do you know about the Morlocks if you can't leave this place?" "One Eloi managed to escape." "He told me everything." "We spent years together." "Just talking." "The conversation's a little spotty now, but I do remember." "It's good to have a friend." "Then you can help us find the Morlocks, find Mara." "And if the truth is so horrible, it will haunt your dreams for all time?" "Well, I think I'm used to that." "My friend said he came from the east." "From the jungle." "Can you describe it?" "I don't have to." "Just follow the breathing." "In the dream we're moving toward it." "But I think it was meant to keep us away." "I might just go in by myself." "No." "Mara would be very cross with me if you got hurt." "I'll find her." "Go to the village and light a fire so we can find our way home." "Will you do that for me?" "I lost your pocket watch." "They took it from my room." "I'm sorry." "Why would they take it?" "Stupid." "Mara." "Mara?" "Mara." "Mara?" "Come a little closer." "I don't bite." "Do I surprise you?" "A little, yes." "We weren't always like this." "After the moon fell from the sky the earth could no longer sustain the species." "Some managed to stay above." "The rest of us escaped underground." "Centuries later, when we tried to re-emerge into the sun, we couldn't." "So we bred ourselves into castes." "Some to be our eyes and ears." "Some to be our muscles and sinews." "You mean your hunters." "Yes." "Bred to be predators, but bred also to be controlled." "You see, my caste concentrated on expanding our cerebral abilities." "You control their thoughts." "Not just theirs." "The Eloi." "So it's not enough that you hunt them down like animals." "That's their role here." "To be your food." "Yes." "And for those who are suitable, to be breeding vessels for other colonies." "You see, I'm just one of many." "I don't understand how you can speak so coldly about this." "Have you not considered the human cost of what you're doing?" "We all pay a price Alexander." "Don't worry, you're safe." "I control them." "Without that control they would exhaust the food supply in a matter of months." "Food supply?" "They're human beings!" "Who are you to question 800,000 years of evolution?" "This is a perversion of every natural law." "What is time travel but your pathetic attempt to control the world?" "Your futile effort to have a question answered." "Do you think I don't know you, Alexander?" "I can look inside your memories." "Your nightmares." "Your dreams." "You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words:" ""What if?"" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "You built your time machine because of Emma's death." "If she had lived, it wouldn't have existed." "So how could you use your machine to go back to save her?" "You are the inescapable result of your tragedy." "Just as I am the inescapable result of you." "You have your answer." "Now go." "I believe you have something that belongs to me." "We all have our time machines, don't we?" "Those that take us back are memories." "Those that carry us forward are dreams." "You're forgetting one thing." "What if?" "What are you doing with it?" "Changing the future." "Come on." "Wait here." "Go!" "Hurry!" "Alexander!" "I'm sorry you lost your machine." "Oh, it's all right." "It was only a machine." ""The congregation rose and stared while the three dead boys came marching up the aisle." "Tom in their lead, Joe next and Huck a ruin of drooping rags, sneaking sheepishly in the rear." "They had hid in a gallery, listening to their own funeral sermon...." "Aunt Polly, Mary and the Harpers...."" "This is the place." "So it is." "But there's nothing here." "Well, it was different then." "My laboratory was all around here." "The kitchen was over there where that tree is." "Not that Mrs. Watchit ever let me go in there." "I don't know what to tell you, sir." "He's been gone this whole week." "And you have no idea where he went?" "No, sir." "This would be my greenhouse." "There was a garden outside." "Yes." "I'm glad." "Sir?" "I'm glad he's gone." "Maybe he's finally found some place where he can be happy." "This was my home." "His home." "Long ago." "You know, Molly and I were talking about engaging a housekeeper." "Someone to live with us and help take care of Jamie." "Are you interested?" "Perhaps until the master returns." "Of course." "But there'd be some changes made." "I run a tight house." "I have no doubt of that." "I'll call and we'll arrange it." "Good night, Mrs. Watchit." "Good night, Mr. Philby." "Godspeed, my fine lad." "Godspeed." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"
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"THE NI KKATSU CORPORATION" "Subu, where did you find that guy?" "He's a back washer in a bathhouse." "Simple-minded... but he's got a big one." " What about the woman?" " A prostitute who works for us." "Just one?" "Yes." "Two would be too expensive." "It's not easy." "Someone's coming!" "Did you go to Kobe?" "Umm." "Did you sell any films?" "Nothing from last week's work, but it'll pay off." "Sure." "It's the end of the year." "We'll go and sell once a week." "No, Subu." "Like this." "I know, I know." "Master, is this all right?" "Kabo, do you have the glasses?" "What time is it now?" "10:00." "These are too big and loose." "Wrap some tape around them." "Hurry up." "I'm tired." "Don't be silly." "You haven't even started yet." "Boss, it's okay here." "Kabo, don't flash that so much." "It's too risky." "Subu, that's good." "All right?" "Shoot." "Drs. Phyllis and Eberland Kronhausen Present:" "THE PORNOGRAPHERS ©1966 THE NI KKATSU CORPORATION" "Lighting by IWAKI YASUO, OHBA MICHIAKI" "Art Direction by TAKADA ICHI RO, SHIOZAWA HI ROMI" "Directed by I MAMURA SHOHEl" "Sound Recording by BENIYA SHI NICHI" "Music by KUSUNOKI TOSHI RO" "Edited by TANJI MUTSUO" "Original Story by NOSAKA AKIYUKI" "Screenplay by I MAMURA SHOHEI, NUMATA KOJI" "Produced by I MAMURA SHOHEI, TOMODAJI RO" "Starring" "OZAWA SHOICHI SAKAMOTO SUMI KO" "NAKAMURA GANJI RO MIYAKO CHOCHO" "The woman's facial expressions are good." "What kind of fish is that, and what's it doing there?" "Very strange." "Is that a bridge back there?" "Looks like a place I know." "Stop kidding around." "Think of your age." "You're crazy." "Sure I am." "But you taught me, right?" "I don't know." "Who's better:" "Your dead husband or me?" "Silly!" "I can't tell you that." "All right, I'll make you tell me." "Don't." "Keiko will come down." " It's so cold!" " What's all this?" "It's very cold." "Act your age, Koichi." "Go away." "Keep me warm, Ma." "I'm cold." "You must've kicked off the covers." "I guess so." "You have to be careful about your health." "You're shivering." "Stop tickling me." "Ma, breakfast." "All right." "I'll be right down." "Koichi, let go." "Keiko's mad at me." "Come on, let go." "Now stop that, Koichi!" "Get up and put on a sweater." "Which one?" "The black turtleneck looks good on you." " Are you going to school?" " No." "Don't say such things." "You've got a nice room upstairs." "An apartment's a waste of money." "But my friend's paying half, and you could rent out my room." "That's not it." "Mr. Ogata won't like it." "He won't care." "He's not my father." "He's supported us for seven years." "Dad supported us for 13 years before that." "What are you talking about?" "Mr. Ogata is going to send you to college." "That's nice, but remember:" "When he was renting the room upstairs, he had no job and you supported him." "Yes, I did for a while." "But ever since I got sick—" "Anyway, I can't study here." "It's too hard to concentrate." "Ask Mr. Ogata for some money." "Medical instruments aren't selling." "It's a bad time." "But you'll ask him, huh, Ma?" "Tell him yourself." "Ma, always Ma." "What?" "You spoil your son, Ma." "Poor Mr. Ogata." "So honest and —" "Honest?" "He's been arrested." "Only for election irregularities." "Stop it, you two." "Honey, bring me some tea." "All right." "I'm coming." "You know, Koichi was saying... he wants to get an apartment." "I said no... but what do you think?" "Your mother went to Heaven and became a goddess of the Buddha." "I saw her in my dreams last night." "She said you must respect your new mother." "That will please Buddha's goddess." "Don't be cruel anymore." "Mr. Ogata." "A letter from your father." "Thanks." "He probably wants money." "Thanks." "A corrupt priest and his geisha." "Always bothering me." "Good morning." "Nice weather today, huh?" "Yes, very." "Just as I thought." "You're so kind." "I owe you so much rent and still..." "Thank you so very much." "That's all right, Mr. Ogata." "You help with the children and the shop." "I owe you a lot." "I'm happy to be of help." "No, don't!" "You got hurt." "Are you okay?" "No, please don't!" "No, please don't." "It was my husband's last request." "I promised to remain a widow." "Then he could rest in peace." "But..." "I'm really crazy about you." "No, don't." "It's true." "Do you love me?" "Yes, but I can't." "I'm still in mourning." "Who cares?" "I promised my husband... but I can't help myself." "Why did you get an abortion?" "Why?" "I wanted your baby, but the others are so grown-up and —" "That's ridiculous!" "Things like this happen every day." "I wanted that baby badly." "Well, the truth is, the carp jumped." "The carp?" "Yes." "That carp is... the reincarnation of my husband." "The fish was born on the day he died." "He used to always go carp fishing." "That's silly." "But it's true." "Whenever something bad happens, the carp jumps." "Honey, don't leave me." "I won't leave you." "If you do, I'll kill myself." "I'll never leave you." "I'll stay with you till the day I die." "Well, when you put it that way..." "Let's face it:" "She's no youngster." "Your old lady isn't so young, but I guess she's got her good points." "I couldn't say, but I guess we were made for each other." "I thought of leaving her once, but it's worked out so well that I've stayed on." "It's written in the stars, I guess." "Superstitious, eh?" "But my wife says it's true." "Who needs a wife?" "I got rid of mine years ago." "It was she that left you." "Banteki, where is that humming noise coming from?" "It can't be helped." "The ceiling's full of wires." "Lots of static." "Can't stop the humming noise." "Subu, I hate to ask you for money." "You been gambling again?" "No, my daughter's having a baby." "How much?" "About 30,000 yen." "How about making a film a day?" "Why not three films a day?" "Others do it." "No, two's the limit." "The talent gets tired and can't do their best." "That's true, too." "She sounds good, except when she's talking." "What?" "She hopes the bean curd man doesn't forget to come." "She's thinking of dinner now." "Great." "What realism." "So true to life." "How much?" "5,000 yen." "It's an original tape." "But it was taped from another room." "And you got it for nothing." "You just taped your neighbors." "But it was hard setting it up." "And I was cold, sitting up all night." "All right." "If you get any more, call me." "You scared me." "Were you in there?" "I was touching up some pictures." "You don't have to do it in there." "It's delicate work." "It's easier to concentrate in there." "How did they come out?" "Pretty good." "But the facial angles on the Sumo guy and the actress aren't right." "That's okay." "Hurry and print them." "You're getting fat again." "I am not." " Have you had your heart checked?" " Not yet." "Honey, don't." " Watch out now." " Careful." "You're awfully quick with those hands!" "How about getting someone from the barbers' union to help you?" "It's not easy with this shop." "I wish Keiko would get licensed soon." "She told me she won't become a lady barber." "You're spoiling her." "But a high school education is necessary nowadays." "Still worrying about that traffic accident?" "I just mean it's a father's duty to send his daughter to high school." "You're kinder than a real father." "What's that for?" "The police." "I'm still on probation." "I don't want any trouble while I'm getting the money together to build a house." "Don't be so anxious about making money." "You worry me." "But even if I'm arrested, I'll be released right away." "Man's pleasures are eating and making love." "If he can't do that..." "Even big executives have no reason to live without that." "They work hard all their lives to get into the best schools and land a good job." "By 50 they're old men." "They can't stand up straight." "My job is to give them a purpose in life." "In other words, it's social welfare." "These are all brand-new." "They're great." "I read them myself." "They've got a lot of detail." "These are just like the other ones." "Oh, no." "The action is the same, but the time and people are different." "Read it and see." "This new story costs 1,500 yen." "But I'll give you a discount coupon for next time." "Subu, got any more of that medicine?" "How was it?" "Great!" "My old lady cried with pleasure for a change." "Congratulations." "But I don't have any on me." " You don't have any more?" "I'll be getting some from Hong Kong soon." "I see." "Just don't forget." "This is for you from my old lady." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "This time I insist on a virgin." "Just once in my life, I want to be the first for some girl." "I wasn't even the first for my wife." "It's true." "Forty years of being second." "Secondhand girls all my life." "I can't take it." "I understand, but virgins are hard to come by these days." "That's why I'm asking you." "Please help me." "Otherwise I'll pounce on some schoolgirl soon to get what I want." "I understand how you feel." "How about Mitsuko?" "She likes playing a virgin." "No, all that crying over lost virginity is no good." "Minoko?" "She's not so sentimental." "Bad reputation and too fussy." "Besides, her exaggerated screaming gives her away." "What's wrong with Chiyoko?" "She's here, but she couldn't be a virgin right now." "Hello there." "Oh, Chiyoko." "Whose baby?" "Mine." " Did you change its diaper?" " Yeah." "I feel good." "Twenty days since I took a bath." "I see." "Well, I guess that rules her out." "Give me a month and I'll make her a virgin again." "You mean it?" "Yes." "And she's good at playing a virgin." "She wore a corset so the baby would be born small." "Her figure's good and no milk." "Can you get a doctor's certificate?" "Don't worry." "Chiyoko." "Take your clothes off." "Subu, come in and have a look." "How much then?" "With your commission, 120,000 yen." "That's high." "She's had a baby." "That's not expensive for a virgin." "This position is the best." "Look, now there are two men." "Is that a real American?" "He's a real one, all right." "You can see by the size." "That's an American." "Don't drink too much." "You must concentrate on your work." "They're having a company party." "Ignore them if they bother you." "Just put on a good show." "I got them with the 8mm movie." "It'll be over soon." "Okay, let's get to the show." "It's wild." "We'll buy it." "We can use it on the tax office men." "How much?" " Well, it would be..." " Pass me that napkin." " Get it yourself next time." "60,000 yen per film." "I'll take them both." "Thank you very much." "I hate to ask, but could you lend me 30,000 yen?" "It's our boss's party." "Make the receipt out for 150,000." "I'll do that." "You two hurry up now." "Is your husband working?" "Yes, he sells medical instruments." "You're all done, young lady." "You were a good girl." "You look so pretty now." "Keiko, would you go see Mr. Takaichi at the union?" "Ask Koichi to go for a change." "He's not home." "He's back now." "Where are you going?" "I have a date." "You haven't done your homework." "Did you know Koichi has a girlfriend?" "You should be studying." "There'll be a lot of parents there today, so raise your hand up high, okay?" "I heard you come into Mother's room last night." "I hate you." "You're mean to her." "Keiko." "Wait a minute." "I suppose it's natural to have a girlfriend or two." "But that examination's coming up." "I don't have any girlfriend." " Is that the truth?" " Yes, it's the truth." "All right." "But what happened to last month's tuition?" "Your school sent a notice about it." "Must be a mistake." "I paid them." "Don't lie." "I've got it right here." "What's the matter?" "A stomachache." "The classroom's so cold." "Why didn't you tell me you lent the money to a friend?" "It doesn't matter anymore." "I'll never get into the university." "I'm thinking of becoming a barber." "Don't be silly." "You could excel at any profession." "You're smart, like your dead father." "I remember how he used to help me with my homework." "You amazed him." "He always said you were a bright boy and must go to college." "If he had lived, I could've gone to a better high school." "Now no decent college will accept me." "Don't give up." "I'll pay the bills, and you study." "If the atmosphere were right, I could." "You have a nice quiet room." "What more could you want?" "I don't mean physical surroundings." "I'm referring to conditions of a higher nature." "Gently, Ma." "It hurts." "You're referring to Mr. Ogata?" "Yeah." "Everything, including him." "You're putting me in a tough spot." "I'm not criticizing you." "You've got a right to be happy as a woman." "You understand me, don't you?" "Haru, where did I put that?" "Put what?" "The invitation to the 8th Battalion party." " That hurts." " Sorry." "You mailed that yourself yesterday." "Oh, did I?" "Is Haru home?" "Your god is here." "This house rests on neglected tombs." "Those souls have no place to go now." "There's something holding them back." "It's no good." "They won't go away." "Just as I thought." "You're the cause of this, madam." "This soul worries about you so much that it can't go to heaven to rest." "What should I do now?" "Welcome back." "Hello." " Are you the head of this household?" " Yes, I am." "Well, thank you." "You seem to be very busy." "No, not so busy." "I'm a member of the Crow Gang." " Crow Gang?" " Yes." "I'm Nishioka." "In fact, I'm one of the chiefs." "I've been waiting to ask you to get us in on your racket." "How did you know where I live?" "We don't feed our guys for nothing." "I had them check on you." "But there's no racket." "Yes, there is." "This, for instance." "That's —" "This will do for tonight." "You'll give us more later." "But that's —" "You've done a good job disguising the faces." "It was worth the wait." "Very well." "How much for 20?" "I give up." "40,000 yen." "That's retail." "We'll pay 5,000." " That's ridiculous." "Including the haircut and the bag... it'll do." "That's terrible." "10,000 won't even cover printing costs." "Thanks very much." "So long." "Bastard!" "What's wrong?" "I don't feel good." "Can't you sleep?" "How do you feel now?" "Don't worry." "Just relax." "I hear the carp jumping." "There is no carp." "I threw it into the river." "You got rid of it?" "You shouldn't have." "I'm scared." "It was just a fish." "Don't worry." "Go to sleep." "Honey." "What?" "I want you to hold me." "What?" "Hold me." "I want to forget." "I'll do it if you want, but you're sick." "Please." "Don't get up." "All right." "Honey." "Don't get excited." "Remember your heart." "Not like that." "Hold me real tight." "Like this?" "All right." "Your brother might get jealous that I bought you a new dress, so put the uniform back on later." "I'll buy something for him too." "But Ogata was the smartest in our battalion." "That's not true." "You're smart, all right." "You've got the youngest wife." "Stupid!" "This is my daughter." "Poor excuse for a smart man." "Only Ogata made lance corporal." "I couldn't compete with your feminine ways." "Really?" "I'm not that good." "But the commander sure fell for you." "He sure did." "You've got to change into your old dress." "It's okay." "I'm going right up." "The collar is showing." "Push it in." "Is it all right now?" "Shall we go?" "Good night." "Good night." "Ma, care for some tea?" "You're home?" "Yes, thank you." "Hello there." "Things going well, eh?" "The second one's out of high school." "Her mother wants to buy a new dress for the girl." "That's no concern of mine." "She's your mother's younger sister." "She was very nice to you before you went into the army." "That painted hag?" "I've really suffered because of your lechery." "I want to ask you one thing." "What's that?" "Was there anything between you and Teruyo when you were in school?" "You're out of your mind." "If nothing happened, then it's okay." "What did you expect, stupid?" "Don't get excited." "Anyway, I can't give you any money." "For 10 years you've been nagging me for money." "You shouldn't talk like that." "I've got my own troubles." "You got what you asked for." "Why live with a widow who's older than you?" "And this shabby shop —" "Stop it." "She can hear you." "You may be a salesman, but you're still an Ogata." "Marry a decent girl and settle down." "Stop talking like that." "You're really stubborn." "Where's that picture, the one ofTeruyo's niece?" "Picture?" "The big one I sent you last year." "Mr. Ogata." "What is it?" "Your father's talking about —" "Forget what that lecher says." "This came for you." "It slipped my mind." "Honey." " What's wrong, darling?" "It's so dark." "Haru, are you all right?" "Come here." "Haru's sick!" "Let's go." "What kind of animals do they have at Tennoji Zoo?" "Hurry." "There's not much time." "Wait." "I have to check the meter." "Got to see how much electricity you used." "You're really cheap." "After 5:00 o'clock, it's 500 yen per hour." "I know." "Now get out, quick." "I'm taking a chance, aiding in the production of erotic films." "I know, I know." "Stop complaining and get out!" "Master, everything's ready." "Keiko's uniform fits her well." "That guy looks exactly like the one who ordered this film." "Show me the order." ""Schoolgirl attacked while studying." "Man is doctor type, gray hair, glasses."" "We need glasses." "The doctor who ordered it can't do it himself, so he wants it on film." "Shall we start?" "Let's get started." "You're studying here at the desk." "Take this book and sit here." "Now, sit down and hold this." "She's strange." "Is she deaf?" "No, just a little slow." "Retarded, I mean." "What?" "That's no good." "She's still a woman, isn't she?" "Let's get started." "But —" "Oh, well." "Come here." "Sit down." "Take this." "Just like you're reading." "A doctor comes in over there." "He surprises you." "Walk in over there." "Right there." "See?" "You look over there." "Turn your head, then stand up and act surprised." "Stand up." "What can we do?" "This is impossible." "She's the right age." "Can't you make her move?" "There's only one thing she can do." "All right." "We'll use a simple story." "Your right hand is in the shot." "Okay." "Old man?" "You come in here... and push her down." "This time you're only a burglar." "When I tell you to, rip her clothes off and hit her." "Okay?" "All right, now." "What's that?" "That's something robbers don't do." "It's your daddy." "Look." "I'm sorry." "Daddy was mean." "Daddy?" "It's really frightful." "What is?" "Human nature." "Who would ever expect a father and daughter to do that?" "But what else could he do?" "Holding his daughter is like giving milk to a baby." "He said he doesn't consider her to be a woman." "It was strictly fatherly affection." "But still, father and daughter..." "Every father wonders about the man, the one who'll get his daughter first." "You don't have to tell me that." "Every father feels the same way when his daughter reaches that age." "When mine got married, I almost lost my mind." "Who said you can't sleep with your daughter?" "How about thousands of years ago?" "They did it with all their relatives." "That was a long time ago." "Not now." "That's it!" "A wild sex party!" "What are you saying?" "Idiot." "That's what animals do, not human beings." "We all want to leave the human race." "We want to be free." "Only society's taboos prevent us." "You're misinterpreting democracy." "Try it once." "I'll organize it." "You're crazy!" "Cut that out." "When did that lecherous monk come?" "Early this morning." "He left this." "Taking advantage of your condition." "15,000 yen." "What's this?" "A scarf for Koichi." "Don't do things like this." "I have lots of time." "Did he mention the picture?" "That idiot." "I want you to ignore him." "But that's the way a father feels." "He only talks like a father." "I think I understand him." "He made my mother miserable." "Honey, you know, I've been thinking." "About what?" "The shop and the land." "Let's put them in your name." "They're worth about 21/2 million yen." "I suppose you're right." "Honey, let me do it." "Why so suddenly?" "I'd just feel better." "Please?" "Now don't get excited." "It's not good for you." "This fits me well." "You scared me." "Didn't you go out?" "What's wrong?" "Did you take the medicine for your fever?" "Why didn't you take it?" "I saw Ma." "She looks much better." "Sit up and drink this." "What's all that?" "I used this at the company's party." "I borrowed this too, without telling you." "I'll put it back, and I'll treat you to dinner sometime." "Where did you get this?" "Somebody lend it to you?" "A friend?" "What does this friend's family do?" "The father's a policeman." "Kids shouldn't read this junk." "This is for stupid adults." "The man who wrote this is a bum, some lecher whose wife left him." "You know him?" "No, but I'm sure he's a bum." "That's why you have to study hard." "Read something good for you, like biographies and science books." "Read about Dr. Schweitzer, or books about democracy or something like that." "You're acting strangely, Mr. Ogata." "You're acting so excited, like —" "I'll let you kiss me — but just a kiss." "Mr. Ogata, are you home?" "Anyway, don't read stuff like this." "Yoshimoto Ogata?" "We're from police headquarters." "Police?" "What's the charge?" "Selling pornographic materials." "I'm sorry." "How's Ma?" "Is she okay?" "Would you please take a gift to my lawyer, Mr. Yokoyama?" "I'm sorry I didn't tell you." "I just wanted money to take care of you." "Tell people it's for election irregularities." "Take care of Ma for me." "Tell her not to worry." "I'll be home soon." "I know his business is immoral, but it's not like he's a murderer or thief." "He isn't hurting anybody." "But what if my friends find out?" "Don't let them." "Still, it's a filthy business." "But he means well." "It's really embarrassing." "Why did you buy more books?" "I told you a while ago." "I paid the hospital bill so I don't have any cash." "Get more money from him." "He makes plenty from his dirty business." "Society has to suffer so he can send me to college." "He only did it for us." "It must be cold in there." "Yes, Mr. Ogata caught a cold." "He's paying for his crimes." "Koichi, don't be so cruel." "How was jail?" "Not bad, but very cold." "Kabo's late." "It's me." "The police are at the laboratory." "Then we can't get any prints?" "No, it's too risky." "Damn!" "Sixteen movies down the drain." "300,000 yen." "What'll we do?" "That's big money." "We lost 300,000 yen." "It's silly to get upset now." "Let's set up our own laboratory." "How much would that cost?" "About 800,000 yen." "A black and white printer costs about 400,000." "That's a lot of money." "But... a printer's a good investment." "And we'd get better prints." "That's right." "Honey, I can't find the bank book." "I thought you might..." "You got it?" "Okay, I'll come get it tomorrow." "I'm busy today." "Can I bring you anything?" "Okay." "Bye." "I brought Keiko home." "I'm home." "Will you give us money for the cab?" "How much?" "It cost us 3,000 yen." "You think it's right to take my daughter out and get her drunk?" "She's the one who made us drink!" "That's right." "Kept mumbling about resenting her father or something." "That's right." "Are you all students?" "Yes." "I can't figure you guys out." "Just like bums off the street." "She could press charges." "We didn't do a thing." "Let's have the money." "I'm not giving you any money!" "Okay, okay." "Let's go." "He's not her real father, so he just doesn't care about her." "Doesn't even trust his own daughter." "Must be a real lecher himself." "I'll beat your brains in, you bastards!" "Keiko, get up." "You'll catch cold." "You know you owe me 2,800 yen." "What?" "They told me to collect from you." "Why, those..." "My change." "Thanks." "Keiko, wake up." "Wake up." "You should study hard." "Think of Ma in the hospital." "You're filthy." "What?" "Filthy." "Don't you know how I worry?" "Idiot!" "So what if I'm filthy?" "What if it is erotic?" "I may not be smart, but I'm no fool." "I'm a man." " Where have you been?" " Playing ball." "What were you doing?" "I'm going to do you a favor and move out." "Do me a favor?" "I'll need about 200,000 yen." "My friend's working for this third-rate college." "He can get me in for 200,000." "That's cheap compared to the others." "Not everyone gets a chance like this." "200,000's not much for you." "Idiot!" "I'm not made of money." "If you fail this time, you'll study to become a barber." "That's not for me." "Let Keiko become a hairdresser." "You've been fooling around ever since you finished high school." "No money for you until you pass the entrance exam on your own." "I see." "Well, all right, then." "Keiko, watch out." "He'll make a prostitute out of you yet." "Subu, she didn't show up last time." "I was disappointed." "I'm terribly sorry." "She backed out unexpectedly." "I see." "But she's willing now?" "Yes, and she tells me she's doing it just for the money." "That shocked me." "I can't figure out the girls of today." "That's very interesting." "Here's a doctor's certificate." "You didn't have to do that." "But I have a responsibility." "It's dated yesterday." "Your guest is here." "Is the baby all right?" "I'll just be going." "Good." "Here you go." "Thank you for the holy card." "You must give up men starting today." "I know." "If you break your vow, your husband's soul will never rest." "And it's not good for your health." "I'm all right." "You never know, even in hospitals." "Stop it, Take." "I want to leave all that behind me." "Then I must visit the shrine again." "Give me something of yours to take with me." "Take, thank you so much." "Didn't you go to school?" "Did Koichi come here last night?" "Yes." "Why?" "Did he say anything?" "Nothing in particular." "Why?" "What?" "Is it about Mr. Ogata?" "I see." "It is." "Did he do something to you?" "Something happened, didn't it?" "What was it?" "Tell me, Keiko." "I won't get angry." "He... bothers me." "I see." "It's all my fault." "He's so persistent." "I was afraid of that... but hearing this makes me very sad." "I'll tell him to stop it." "I will." "And if he doesn't," "I'll leave him." "Ma!" "Are you all right?" "I'm okay." "I'm sorry you have to go through this." "When I think of you," "I can't even sleep at night, I'm so worried." "Mr. Ogata's coming." "I don't want to see him." "Go now." "Honey." "What is it?" "You know I'm so grateful to you." "But now I'm only a burden, and I don't know when I'll get better." "What are you saying?" "So you can leave me." "You're talking nonsense." "Where did you get such an idea?" "It's just how I feel." "The picture's pretty good." "I've thought a lot about us." "And if you would... would you please marry Keiko?" "And one more thing, if you would:" "Look after Koichi." "It's odd, but it's not like it's never happened before." "And I think Keiko likes you." "She's only 15 years old!" "I know." "I don't mean right now." "After she finishes high school." "This is crazy." "Keiko was here a few minutes ago." "She spoke of nothing but you." "Don't you think she's aware of boys?" "Are you crazy or something?" "Forget this nonsense and get some sleep." "You look pale." "I'm serious." "Go to sleep." "This is dirty." "I'll take it home later." "What do you think, honey?" "You're the only one for me." "I have no intention of leaving you." "But, honey..." "Just get well so you can have our baby." "You're only 38 years old." "It must be hard for you." "The work takes a lot of energy." "I'm sorry." "By the way, about your property." "I might have to borrow money on it." "Would you give me the documents?" "They're still in my husband's name." "They'll have to be changed in court." "The lawyer's working on it." "I see." "Ask him to hurry, all right?" "Where's the bank book?" "Koichi took it to give it to you last night." "400,000 yen." "Damn!" "So that's what he was after!" "Too bad." "One more year and you'd have a nice apartment house." "Yes, but I need the money now." "Would you take a check?" "I want cash." "Keiko?" "It's Kabo." "What is it?" "I found a nice house for a laboratory in Moriguchi." "There, the house with the lights on." " The barber shop, right?" " Yes." "Are you sure about this?" "You might regret it." "I'm only introducing them to you." "I won't regret it." "You say that now." "Just go home and study your books." "Mind your own business." "I'll do as I like." "I'm just looking for kicks." "Let's go somewhere, Gin." "Harigaya sent us." "Where's the 8mm film?" "What?" "We don't have any such thing." "Stop lying!" "We know better." "So hand it over." "But we don't have any film!" "Search the house." "I hid it where they'll never look." "Kabo, you think Banteki's place is safer?" "I think so." "But it's probably best to move to the Moriguchi place." "Damn!" "Master?" "Shall I help out here?" "What?" "I used to help the hairdresser in the Kyoto studio." "It'd be almost the same thing." "I could get licensed." "Let's keep this shop going." "Great." "My wife would be very happy." "Then you could live here." "Beautiful work." "I bet Kabo did it." "Any good photographer could do that." "I won't arrest you for this one, so go ahead and tell me." "I don't know." "But what's this got to do with Keiko?" "Ginjiro Sekiguchi's the leader." "They stole 30,000 yen and left this in the safe." "We're debating whether or not to let Keiko return." "You're her guardian... but you're out on probation yourself." "Perhaps I'm not the best guardian for her." "Oh, here she is." "But we don't have to send her to reform school." "And since her teacher's here too, this time we'll let her come back." "Madam, please look after her well." "But no more of your stupid tricks!" "Listen to him." "Ginjiro will be put on trial." "So she might have to appear then." "Let us know where you'll be." "What will happen to Sekiguchi?" "I don't know." "He's got a record." "Looks like it'll be reform school for a year or so." "Keep him two or three years." "Careful." "Next time I catch you, I won't go easy on you." "Sorry to have bothered you this way." "Not at all." "I'm just sorry this happened." "And just a month before the exam." "Let's concentrate on studying." "You can do it, you know." "Right." "It'll do you good." "Please help her all you can." "Yes." "Of course." "One other thing." "Private schools require a donation." "Usually about 100,000." "But if the exam's below average, the donation has to increase." "I see. 100,000 yen." "Please think about it and let me know." "Thank you so much." "She'll be there without fail." "Everything depends on money." "Aren't you hungry?" "Let's go home." "It must've been tough for you in there." "Poor dear." "But why did you leave that picture?" "Why did you do a silly thing like that?" "It wasn't silly." "I did it to send you to jail." "I sent those bums to get you." "What?" "I won't go to school on your money." "After a year in reform school, he'll be a big man." "What happened to the others?" "Niida's working for his family, selling bean curd." "Tomorrow he's taking a test for an engineering job." "Keiko, you must be lonesome without a boyfriend." "I'm okay." "Well, I've got to go." "Where are you going?" "My night job." "Bye." "What night job?" "A tutor goes to his house." "After all, he's a rich kid." "Keiko, want to go out with me?" "Leave me alone." " You're fast." " I guess I am." "My turn." "Idiot." "Didn't you tell her I wanted her too?" "There's no time." "No fair." "You got your chance." "Put that knife down." "I was just going to cut this." "Got any money?" "Thanks." "Wait for me." "I've got to get my clothes." "No time." "We're leaving now." "Wait." "I'll come with you." "With us?" "What do you mean?" "We're going back." " Back where?" " To the reform school." "Why?" "You just escaped." "They'll catch us anyway, so we're going to be good little boys." "Besides, this running around makes me hungry." "Makoto, that's enough now." "Let's go." "Let me kiss you good-bye." "Not today." "Maybe next time." "Let's go now." "Keiko, thanks a lot." "Bastards!" "Welcome." "What's all this?" "They took it all out with a truck." "The Crow Gang?" "No, it was Koichi." "He did it while customers were here." "Koichi?" "How dare he!" "All done, sir." "I'm sorry about all this." "Upstairs too?" "You know, this haircut... isn't it kind of old-fashioned?" "It's a GI cut." "Really?" "Looks more like a wig to me." "It looks really great on you." "How much?" "200 yen." "It's cheap enough." "Thank you very much." "Come again." "I wouldn't dare." "Where's Keiko?" "She came home, changed clothes, and went out again." "Changed clothes?" "I tried to stop her, but she said someone was waiting for her." "And she kept showing off like this." "Have you seen Keiko?" "Where's Keiko?" " I don't know." "Do you?" " Haven't see her." "Excuse me." "Do you know where Keiko Matsuda is?" "Keiko Matsuda." "I'm not sure." "Maybe she went to Miharu with the boys." "Miharu?" "Where is that?" "That way." "Keiko!" "What are you doing?" "Listen, I have my rights." "This isn't a democracy, you bum." "Get out!" "You say my business is filthy, but you're wrong." "If it weren't for me, many people would suffer." "I'm better than white-collar men." "My work may be immoral, but I treat everyone honestly, damn it!" "I love you." "It's not out of sympathy." "I just don't want to let you go." "Stop this nonsense and go to school, and when you finish, marry me." "But it's so weird." "What's weird about it?" "It's how your mother wants it." "What's so funny?" "Daddy." "You call me Daddy, but I don't feel —" "I can take Ma's place." "But, Daddy, you'll give me money, all right?" "Mr. Ogata, what are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "Why, you should know." "It's no good." "You mentioned money at the wrong time." "This is going to be difficult." "Very difficult." "You scared me." "I thought it was your dad." "Here, this is for you." "About that money you gave me a while ago." "Yes, pay me back soon." "Mr. Ogata was upset." "It's to be used for our new life." "Our?" "What do you mean?" "Me and my common-law wife." "Your common-law wife?" "Just like you." "But you took Mr. Ogata's money and all the barber shop equipment." "Of course." "I have to look out for myself." "You are so wicked." "I don't know about your tramp, but you can't do this to Mr. Ogata." "Why?" "You're only after his money too." "No, it's not only his money." "Oh?" "You love him?" "I have a right to be happy." "Then you betrayed my father." "No, you're wrong." "Don't you feel guilty about the way you've sacrificed Keiko?" "No, you're all wrong." "What's the matter with you, Ma?" "I love all of you." "I know I shouldn't." "That's why..." "What's the matter?" "You look odd." "You know, she's kind of sensitive right now." "She's pregnant, so be nice to her." "That scarf you knit for me..." "What's the matter?" "Ma?" "Look happy." "She's come to see you." "Damn." "Their capacity is only 300, but they enrolled 500 students." "Always business first." "Thieves.!" "I wonder how many of them are virgins." "Hey, Banteki." "Ah, Subu." "I've been looking for you." "I'm sorry." "Eighth race?" "What number did you bet on?" "3-2." "That doctor keeps pestering me for his order." "Haven't you got the printer yet?" "They're shipping it from Tokyo tomorrow." "That'll be a few more days." "It took time to convert it to color." "But look at this, Subu." "It's all black." "I'm studying every day." ""Color Processing."" "I'm working hard at it." "That's good." "Those policemen." "They've nothing better to do than worry about sex." "The schoolgirl film is finished." "That's good." "I saw the same girl on TV a while ago." "Looks stupid to me, but some people like it." "Why do they all want a woman?" "Why?" "It's only natural." "Is that right?" "You really don't go for women?" "I do sometimes." "But you know, a woman's body strikes me as dirty." "Doing it yourself is much better." "Besides, I can do it whenever I feel like it." "You're a strange man." "But why do you always supply girls for other men?" "For all the trouble, it doesn't even pay." "You've got a point there." "I got into it for the money, but lately I've been losing my touch." "I'm just sorry for man's fate." "What's that?" "Stick around." "You'll see." "Men are pathetic creatures." "What's that medicine?" "It's for energy." "Made in Hong Kong." "For impotent men?" "Your wife's sick." "Can she take it?" "That's none of your business." "I'm sorry she had to be moved, but because of her condition, she sometimes bothers the others." "You mean her singing?" "Yes." "Her voice is so loud." "It's no doubt a temporary condition." "What kind of songs does she sing?" "They're quite vulgar." "I'd be embarrassed to even tell you the words." "I asked you to come because she's three months pregnant." "I recommend an abortion, but I need your approval." "I'd like to speak to her first." "Please." "How do you feel?" "Any better?" "Yes, much better." "You look better." "You can have the baby." "Do you think so?" "Sure." "Your stomach's okay?" "Yes, but I wish my heart was good." "You seem to be all right." "The doctor was only scaring me." "That feels good." "What's this?" "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "I just feel strange." "No, honey." "That tickles." "The Hong Kong medicine's working." "Stay still." "Don't move." "Haru." "Honey, don't." "Don't do that." "I —" "Koichi." "I want to get well and live with all of you again." "You will." "Don't worry." "You've still got what it takes." "You're naughty." "Who's there?" "Koichi?" "Living with a prostitute." "Nobody's here." "Yes, there is." "Keiko?" "She's not here." "Are you all right?" " Honey." " What?" "Go to heaven now." "Don't stay around here." "I'll take care of the barber shop." "Haru." "I have the papers right here." "I always keep them with me." "This is very strange." "Did you excite her in any way?" "Please come quickly." "You've got to save her, and the baby too." "Man and woman" "Needle and thread" "Honey, don't die now." "Don't die." "Don't follow that carp." "I really loved you." "I really did." "Keiko's right here." "Kei..." "Ko... ichi..." "It's all right." "Don't worry." "Leave them to me." "I'll look after them, so don't worry." "Haru, I know this isn't a good time... but you know those papers and the seal?" "Where are they?" "Where?" "Do you feel better?" "It's all right." "I know, I know." "You've had a rough time for so long." "I understand, honey." "You and I are alike." "We're honest." "Sometimes too honest." "Do you feel better?" "I love you." "I love you so." "Human beings are made this way." "We're made like this." "Thank you for attending this ceremony." "Please step forward to make your offering." "Please come up one by one." "We appreciate your cooperation." "You damn carp!" "You kept after her until she followed you." "Idiot!" "You made me impotent again!" "Get back where you belong!" "Master, Banteki's run off on us!" "What's that?" "Camera, printer, everything." "He took it all and joined the Crows." "That bastard!" "We can't even call the police." "What a business." "I know all you've been through, but don't give up." "In six months or so, we'll buy a new camera." "I'll help you." "Thanks." "Mr. Ogata, the lawyer's here." "With the 1.5 million yen from my life insurance, construct a tomb for me and my husband." "To Koichi I give the land." "I want Keiko to have the house." "Marry Mr. Ogata and look after Koichi." "When Mr. Ogata dies," "I'd like him tojoin me and my husband in our tomb." "I'll tell my husband he took good care of me." "Koichi and Keiko, be nice to Mr. Ogata." "Signed:" "Haru Matsuda." "Witness:" "Eitaro Yokoyama." "With these remains of Haru's, I've got the best part." "Back to the primitive way oflife." "Orgies are the way to freedom." "Pathetic, pathetic male." "Females are motivated by greed." "Is everyone alive here or what?" "Behaving like stupefied animals." "Tossing and moaning." "You're alive.!" "Work harder." "Start your engines." "This is the only thing you can be sure of... until you die." "And even after you die." "Wherever you are, heaven or hell, without sex there's no point." "So go." "Have at it." "Go.!" "Don't stop." "Kabo, are you there?" "Yes, I'm here." "Boy am I tired!" "You look worn out." "I'm beat." "I thought an orgy would cheer me up." "But there's no kick." "My body's like a dead fish." "I wonder why." "That's bad." "Banteki said it was freedom." "It's the other way around." "We didn't make much money either." "Orgies are just like prostitution in large groups." "We should see about getting in that line of business." "But I'm afraid I couldn't perform." "You still love your dead wife." "Stop talking like that." "But look at how cruel Keiko is, bringing all those guys home." "Even if you can't do it now —" "Don't say that." "It's my fault." "That's why I don't like women." "Greedy, lecherous creatures." "It's always somebody else's fault." "And yet men go for it." "I don't understand it." "No one can understand the relationship between the sexes." "There's no form to it, nothing you can pinpoint." "If we were machines, it'd be easy." "Right!" "Machines are much better." "I worked in a factory once." "Machines are honest, and they're never greedy." "They're quiet and never complain." "Machines..." "Master, what's the matter?" "That's it:" "A machine!" "A doll — a Dutch wife." "An eternal virgin." "Of course, you'd only have to repair one part." "Obedient, quiet." "Never cheats on you." "Doesn't ask you for money." "All sizes." "Better than masturbation." " Freedom from women." " It'll free women too." "Laws against prostitution won't affect us." "It'll stop juvenile delinquency." "The epitome of mechanical culture!" "Dutch wife!" "A Dutch wife for true freedom!" "Dutch wife!" "I'll make a Dutch wife!" "Keiko, I heard some terrible things about you, but I'm amazed." "You've really straightened out." "I'm 20 now." "Old enough to know better." "But it's not that easy." "Look at Ginjiro." "A gangster now." "And others get into indecent work." "I don't mean your work's indecent." "I know." "Don't worry." "We're all finished." "Very nice." "I look years younger." "Please come again." "Some tea, please." "Don't bother." "I have to be going." "I have a meeting." "Exam time is so hectic for us teachers." "My husband's a teacher too." "Keiko, how much do I owe you?" "She kept up the chatter and left without paying for the set." "She did it on purpose." "Her husband's just as bad." "He's at my place a lot recently." "He can afford to drink because it's exam time." " What a pain in the neck he is." " That's right." "They both take bribes like mad." "People never miss a chance to take advantage of others." "Right." "That's the way it is." "Delinquent at 10, a big boss at the age of 15." "At 20,just a nobody." "Money controls everything." "Hello, everybody." "Keiko, did you get the holy card for me?" "It's over there." "Thanks once again." "No trouble at all." "Thank you." "I'll come by later." "You believe in that Ikoma shrine?" "I figure there's no harm in it." "But does it help you?" "Well, business is going okay." "Yes, it seems to be." "Welcome." "What an easy life a college student has!" "He owns part of this business." "He put up part of the money for it." "Well, I'll be going now." " All right, but be back before 6:00." " I know." "I can't understand young people." "Yes, one can't figure them out." " Is this all right?" " Yes, that's fine." "Mr. Ogata." "Yes." "Who is it?" "Koichi." "I brought the president of the Kyoei Company." "He's been holed up here for five years working on the doll." "I'm Furukawa." "How do you do?" "I've seen the pictures." "We're interested in it for the South Pole." "I'm here to discuss business." "Of course, we haven't got a letter from the government, but I heard the Katabayashi and Sakurai firms are interested." "And so?" "We've been studying this problem for some time." "Those young men just don't have it." "We want to construct a woman, and we need the advice of an expert." "I heard about your work, Mr. Ogata." "I checked into your background." "I knew you were our man!" "But the South Pole is only—" "I know." "Not a big enough market." "But this thing could really take off in exports." "Someday astronauts will take your doll with them into space!" "How about it?" "Will you join my firm?" "I'll pay you well." "It sounds like a good deal." "Daddy." "Daddy, here." "Thank you so much." "That's 300 yen." "Wow!" "It's good and fresh." "I'll pay you later." "Like I have a choice." "Keiko." "What?" "Please show me your body." "I'd like to compare it with the doll." "Don't be stupid." "He's really working on it." "Show him the inside." "No!" "I refuse." "Refuse?" "But I'll pay you." "I refuse." "I don't work for money." "What do you mean?" "You never said that before." "I won't let them take my doll to the South Pole." "I won't let them touch it!" "Mr. Ogata, I understand how —" "Shut up!" "You fools could never see the value of my work." "You're being rude." "Take this million yen, please." "Nothing will change my mind." "Mr. Ogata, please." "Crazy fool." "You're the expert with machines, so teach me." "I started the hair last month." "Well, you've done good work." "Tell me... can you still not do it?" "When this is finished, I'll be able to." "Why is that?" "I don't know." "I just think so." "But this is so big." "Is there a man who can take this?" "It's good because it's big." "Is that right?" "You still don't like women?" "Well, I've changed a bit lately." "I have a girlfriend... kind of." "She's my sister." "She's just like my mother." "So nice." "She says she just loves to take care of me." "She's so cute." "We're not married, so we don't have to have sex." "Then you haven't changed at all." "Is that right?" "It's not natural." "But you're not natural either." "How's that?" "This is very well made and all, but it's a machine, isn't it?" "You think a machine can cure you?" "You said machines never deceive you." "Yes, I did... but it's still not natural." "Hand me the needle." "You're silly." "The truth is... this is alive." "Oh, the light's gone out." "Haru, I'll light a candle." "Wait just a minute." "The house shakes so much." "In each hair... are my agony and tears." "That hurts?" "All right." "There." "After these are all in place, you'll never experience this kind of pain again." "But then the real agony starts." "Huh?" "It's all right." "That's the way life is." "Just a little bit more." "Just a little." "Man and woman" "Needle and thread" "THE END" "Do you understand that guy?" "No, I don't." "You think he's gonna die?" "I don't get it." "Let's watch the next one." "Kabo, start the next one." "I'm so tired." "Come on." "Hurry up." "THE NI KKATSU CORPORATION" "Subu, where did you find that guy?" "He's a back washer in a bathhouse." "Simple-minded... but he's got a big one." " What about the woman?" " A prostitute who works for us." "Just one?" "Yes." "Two would be too expensive." "It's not easy." "Someone's coming!" "Did you go to Kobe?" "Umm." "Did you sell any films?" "Nothing from last week's work, but it'll pay off." "Sure." "It's the end of the year." "We'll go and sell once a week." "No, Subu." "Like this." "I know, I know." "Master, is this all right?" "Kabo, do you have the glasses?" "What time is it now?" "10:00." "These are too big and loose." "Wrap some tape around them." "Hurry up." "I'm tired." "Don't be silly." "You haven't even started yet." "Boss, it's okay here." "Kabo, don't flash that so much." "It's too risky." "Subu, that's good." "All right?" "Shoot." "Drs. Phyllis and Eberland Kronhausen Present:" "THE PORNOGRAPHERS ©1966 THE NI KKATSU CORPORATION" "Lighting by IWAKI YASUO, OHBA MICHIAKI" "Art Direction by TAKADA ICHI RO, SHIOZAWA HI ROMI" "Directed by I MAMURA SHOHEl" "Sound Recording by BENIYA SHI NICHI" "Music by KUSUNOKI TOSHI RO" "Edited by TANJI MUTSUO" "Original Story by NOSAKA AKIYUKI" "Screenplay by I MAMURA SHOHEI, NUMATA KOJI" "Produced by I MAMURA SHOHEI, TOMODAJI RO" "Starring" "OZAWA SHOICHI SAKAMOTO SUMI KO" "NAKAMURA GANJI RO MIYAKO CHOCHO" "The woman's facial expressions are good." "What kind of fish is that, and what's it doing there?" "Very strange." "Is that a bridge back there?" "Looks like a place I know." "Stop kidding around." "Think of your age." "You're crazy." "Sure I am." "But you taught me, right?" "I don't know." "Who's better:" "Your dead husband or me?" "Silly!" "I can't tell you that." "All right, I'll make you tell me." "Don't." "Keiko will come down." " It's so cold!" " What's all this?" "It's very cold." "Act your age, Koichi." "Go away." "Keep me warm, Ma." "I'm cold." "You must've kicked off the covers." "I guess so." "You have to be careful about your health." "You're shivering." "Stop tickling me." "Ma, breakfast." "All right." "I'll be right down." "Koichi, let go." "Keiko's mad at me." "Come on, let go." "Now stop that, Koichi!" "Get up and put on a sweater." "Which one?" "The black turtleneck looks good on you." " Are you going to school?" " No." "Don't say such things." "You've got a nice room upstairs." "An apartment's a waste of money." "But my friend's paying half, and you could rent out my room." "That's not it." "Mr. Ogata won't like it." "He won't care." "He's not my father." "He's supported us for seven years." "Dad supported us for 13 years before that." "What are you talking about?" "Mr. Ogata is going to send you to college." "That's nice, but remember:" "When he was renting the room upstairs, he had no job and you supported him." "Yes, I did for a while." "But ever since I got sick—" "Anyway, I can't study here." "It's too hard to concentrate." "Ask Mr. Ogata for some money." "Medical instruments aren't selling." "It's a bad time." "But you'll ask him, huh, Ma?" "Tell him yourself." "Ma, always Ma." "What?" "You spoil your son, Ma." "Poor Mr. Ogata." "So honest and —" "Honest?" "He's been arrested." "Only for election irregularities." "Stop it, you two." "Honey, bring me some tea." "All right." "I'm coming." "You know, Koichi was saying... he wants to get an apartment." "I said no... but what do you think?" "Your mother went to Heaven and became a goddess of the Buddha." "I saw her in my dreams last night." "She said you must respect your new mother." "That will please Buddha's goddess." "Don't be cruel anymore." "Mr. Ogata." "A letter from your father." "Thanks." "He probably wants money." "Thanks." "A corrupt priest and his geisha." "Always bothering me." "Good morning." "Nice weather today, huh?" "Yes, very." "Just as I thought." "You're so kind." "I owe you so much rent and still..." "Thank you so very much." "That's all right, Mr. Ogata." "You help with the children and the shop." "I owe you a lot." "I'm happy to be of help." "No, don't!" "You got hurt." "Are you okay?" "No, please don't!" "No, please don't." "It was my husband's last request." "I promised to remain a widow." "Then he could rest in peace." "But..." "I'm really crazy about you." "No, don't." "It's true." "Do you love me?" "Yes, but I can't." "I'm still in mourning." "Who cares?" "I promised my husband... but I can't help myself." "Why did you get an abortion?" "Why?" "I wanted your baby, but the others are so grown-up and —" "That's ridiculous!" "Things like this happen every day." "I wanted that baby badly." "Well, the truth is, the carp jumped." "The carp?" "Yes." "That carp is... the reincarnation of my husband." "The fish was born on the day he died." "He used to always go carp fishing." "That's silly." "But it's true." "Whenever something bad happens, the carp jumps." "Honey, don't leave me." "I won't leave you." "If you do, I'll kill myself." "I'll never leave you." "I'll stay with you till the day I die." "Well, when you put it that way..." "Let's face it:" "She's no youngster." "Your old lady isn't so young, but I guess she's got her good points." "I couldn't say, but I guess we were made for each other." "I thought of leaving her once, but it's worked out so well that I've stayed on." "It's written in the stars, I guess." "Superstitious, eh?" "But my wife says it's true." "Who needs a wife?" "I got rid of mine years ago." "It was she that left you." "Banteki, where is that humming noise coming from?" "It can't be helped." "The ceiling's full of wires." "Lots of static." "Can't stop the humming noise." "Subu, I hate to ask you for money." "You been gambling again?" "No, my daughter's having a baby." "How much?" "About 30,000 yen." "How about making a film a day?" "Why not three films a day?" "Others do it." "No, two's the limit." "The talent gets tired and can't do their best." "That's true, too." "She sounds good, except when she's talking." "What?" "She hopes the bean curd man doesn't forget to come." "She's thinking of dinner now." "Great." "What realism." "So true to life." "How much?" "5,000 yen." "It's an original tape." "But it was taped from another room." "And you got it for nothing." "You just taped your neighbors." "But it was hard setting it up." "And I was cold, sitting up all night." "All right." "If you get any more, call me." "You scared me." "Were you in there?" "I was touching up some pictures." "You don't have to do it in there." "It's delicate work." "It's easier to concentrate in there." "How did they come out?" "Pretty good." "But the facial angles on the Sumo guy and the actress aren't right." "That's okay." "Hurry and print them." "You're getting fat again." "I am not." " Have you had your heart checked?" " Not yet." "Honey, don't." " Watch out now." " Careful." "You're awfully quick with those hands!" "How about getting someone from the barbers' union to help you?" "It's not easy with this shop." "I wish Keiko would get licensed soon." "She told me she won't become a lady barber." "You're spoiling her." "But a high school education is necessary nowadays." "Still worrying about that traffic accident?" "I just mean it's a father's duty to send his daughter to high school." "You're kinder than a real father." "What's that for?" "The police." "I'm still on probation." "I don't want any trouble while I'm getting the money together to build a house." "Don't be so anxious about making money." "You worry me." "But even if I'm arrested, I'll be released right away." "Man's pleasures are eating and making love." "If he can't do that..." "Even big executives have no reason to live without that." "They work hard all their lives to get into the best schools and land a good job." "By 50 they're old men." "They can't stand up straight." "My job is to give them a purpose in life." "In other words, it's social welfare." "These are all brand-new." "They're great." "I read them myself." "They've got a lot of detail." "These are just like the other ones." "Oh, no." "The action is the same, but the time and people are different." "Read it and see." "This new story costs 1,500 yen." "But I'll give you a discount coupon for next time." "Subu, got any more of that medicine?" "How was it?" "Great!" "My old lady cried with pleasure for a change." "Congratulations." "But I don't have any on me." " You don't have any more?" "I'll be getting some from Hong Kong soon." "I see." "Just don't forget." "This is for you from my old lady." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "This time I insist on a virgin." "Just once in my life, I want to be the first for some girl." "I wasn't even the first for my wife." "It's true." "Forty years of being second." "Secondhand girls all my life." "I can't take it." "I understand, but virgins are hard to come by these days." "That's why I'm asking you." "Please help me." "Otherwise I'll pounce on some schoolgirl soon to get what I want." "I understand how you feel." "How about Mitsuko?" "She likes playing a virgin." "No, all that crying over lost virginity is no good." "Minoko?" "She's not so sentimental." "Bad reputation and too fussy." "Besides, her exaggerated screaming gives her away." "What's wrong with Chiyoko?" "She's here, but she couldn't be a virgin right now." "Hello there." "Oh, Chiyoko." "Whose baby?" "Mine." " Did you change its diaper?" " Yeah." "I feel good." "Twenty days since I took a bath." "I see." "Well, I guess that rules her out." "Give me a month and I'll make her a virgin again." "You mean it?" "Yes." "And she's good at playing a virgin." "She wore a corset so the baby would be born small." "Her figure's good and no milk." "Can you get a doctor's certificate?" "Don't worry." "Chiyoko." "Take your clothes off." "Subu, come in and have a look." "How much then?" "With your commission, 120,000 yen." "That's high." "She's had a baby." "That's not expensive for a virgin." "This position is the best." "Look, now there are two men." "Is that a real American?" "He's a real one, all right." "You can see by the size." "That's an American." "Don't drink too much." "You must concentrate on your work." "They're having a company party." "Ignore them if they bother you." "Just put on a good show." "I got them with the 8mm movie." "It'll be over soon." "Okay, let's get to the show." "It's wild." "We'll buy it." "We can use it on the tax office men." "How much?" " Well, it would be..." " Pass me that napkin." " Get it yourself next time." "60,000 yen per film." "I'll take them both." "Thank you very much." "I hate to ask, but could you lend me 30,000 yen?" "It's our boss's party." "Make the receipt out for 150,000." "I'll do that." "You two hurry up now." "Is your husband working?" "Yes, he sells medical instruments." "You're all done, young lady." "You were a good girl." "You look so pretty now." "Keiko, would you go see Mr. Takaichi at the union?" "Ask Koichi to go for a change." "He's not home." "He's back now." "Where are you going?" "I have a date." "You haven't done your homework." "Did you know Koichi has a girlfriend?" "You should be studying." "There'll be a lot of parents there today, so raise your hand up high, okay?" "I heard you come into Mother's room last night." "I hate you." "You're mean to her." "Keiko." "Wait a minute." "I suppose it's natural to have a girlfriend or two." "But that examination's coming up." "I don't have any girlfriend." " Is that the truth?" " Yes, it's the truth." "All right." "But what happened to last month's tuition?" "Your school sent a notice about it." "Must be a mistake." "I paid them." "Don't lie." "I've got it right here." "What's the matter?" "A stomachache." "The classroom's so cold." "Why didn't you tell me you lent the money to a friend?" "It doesn't matter anymore." "I'll never get into the university." "I'm thinking of becoming a barber." "Don't be silly." "You could excel at any profession." "You're smart, like your dead father." "I remember how he used to help me with my homework." "You amazed him." "He always said you were a bright boy and must go to college." "If he had lived, I could've gone to a better high school." "Now no decent college will accept me." "Don't give up." "I'll pay the bills, and you study." "If the atmosphere were right, I could." "You have a nice quiet room." "What more could you want?" "I don't mean physical surroundings." "I'm referring to conditions of a higher nature." "Gently, Ma." "It hurts." "You're referring to Mr. Ogata?" "Yeah." "Everything, including him." "You're putting me in a tough spot." "I'm not criticizing you." "You've got a right to be happy as a woman." "You understand me, don't you?" "Haru, where did I put that?" "Put what?" "The invitation to the 8th Battalion party." " That hurts." " Sorry." "You mailed that yourself yesterday." "Oh, did I?" "Is Haru home?" "Your god is here." "This house rests on neglected tombs." "Those souls have no place to go now." "There's something holding them back." "It's no good." "They won't go away." "Just as I thought." "You're the cause of this, madam." "This soul worries about you so much that it can't go to heaven to rest." "What should I do now?" "Welcome back." "Hello." " Are you the head of this household?" " Yes, I am." "Well, thank you." "You seem to be very busy." "No, not so busy." "I'm a member of the Crow Gang." " Crow Gang?" " Yes." "I'm Nishioka." "In fact, I'm one of the chiefs." "I've been waiting to ask you to get us in on your racket." "How did you know where I live?" "We don't feed our guys for nothing." "I had them check on you." "But there's no racket." "Yes, there is." "This, for instance." "That's —" "This will do for tonight." "You'll give us more later." "But that's —" "You've done a good job disguising the faces." "It was worth the wait." "Very well." "How much for 20?" "I give up." "40,000 yen." "That's retail." "We'll pay 5,000." " That's ridiculous." "Including the haircut and the bag... it'll do." "That's terrible." "10,000 won't even cover printing costs." "Thanks very much." "So long." "Bastard!" "What's wrong?" "I don't feel good." "Can't you sleep?" "How do you feel now?" "Don't worry." "Just relax." "I hear the carp jumping." "There is no carp." "I threw it into the river." "You got rid of it?" "You shouldn't have." "I'm scared." "It was just a fish." "Don't worry." "Go to sleep." "Honey." "What?" "I want you to hold me." "What?" "Hold me." "I want to forget." "I'll do it if you want, but you're sick." "Please." "Don't get up." "All right." "Honey." "Don't get excited." "Remember your heart." "Not like that." "Hold me real tight." "Like this?" "All right." "Your brother might get jealous that I bought you a new dress, so put the uniform back on later." "I'll buy something for him too." "But Ogata was the smartest in our battalion." "That's not true." "You're smart, all right." "You've got the youngest wife." "Stupid!" "This is my daughter." "Poor excuse for a smart man." "Only Ogata made lance corporal." "I couldn't compete with your feminine ways." "Really?" "I'm not that good." "But the commander sure fell for you." "He sure did." "You've got to change into your old dress." "It's okay." "I'm going right up." "The collar is showing." "Push it in." "Is it all right now?" "Shall we go?" "Good night." "Good night." "Ma, care for some tea?" "You're home?" "Yes, thank you." "Hello there." "Things going well, eh?" "The second one's out of high school." "Her mother wants to buy a new dress for the girl." "That's no concern of mine." "She's your mother's younger sister." "She was very nice to you before you went into the army." "That painted hag?" "I've really suffered because of your lechery." "I want to ask you one thing." "What's that?" "Was there anything between you and Teruyo when you were in school?" "You're out of your mind." "If nothing happened, then it's okay." "What did you expect, stupid?" "Don't get excited." "Anyway, I can't give you any money." "For 10 years you've been nagging me for money." "You shouldn't talk like that." "I've got my own troubles." "You got what you asked for." "Why live with a widow who's older than you?" "And this shabby shop —" "Stop it." "She can hear you." "You may be a salesman, but you're still an Ogata." "Marry a decent girl and settle down." "Stop talking like that." "You're really stubborn." "Where's that picture, the one ofTeruyo's niece?" "Picture?" "The big one I sent you last year." "Mr. Ogata." "What is it?" "Your father's talking about —" "Forget what that lecher says." "This came for you." "It slipped my mind." "Honey." " What's wrong, darling?" "It's so dark." "Haru, are you all right?" "Come here." "Haru's sick!" "Let's go." "What kind of animals do they have at Tennoji Zoo?" "Hurry." "There's not much time." "Wait." "I have to check the meter." "Got to see how much electricity you used." "You're really cheap." "After 5:00 o'clock, it's 500 yen per hour." "I know." "Now get out, quick." "I'm taking a chance, aiding in the production of erotic films." "I know, I know." "Stop complaining and get out!" "Master, everything's ready." "Keiko's uniform fits her well." "That guy looks exactly like the one who ordered this film." "Show me the order." ""Schoolgirl attacked while studying." "Man is doctor type, gray hair, glasses."" "We need glasses." "The doctor who ordered it can't do it himself, so he wants it on film." "Shall we start?" "Let's get started." "You're studying here at the desk." "Take this book and sit here." "Now, sit down and hold this." "She's strange." "Is she deaf?" "No, just a little slow." "Retarded, I mean." "What?" "That's no good." "She's still a woman, isn't she?" "Let's get started." "But —" "Oh, well." "Come here." "Sit down." "Take this." "Just like you're reading." "A doctor comes in over there." "He surprises you." "Walk in over there." "Right there." "See?" "You look over there." "Turn your head, then stand up and act surprised." "Stand up." "What can we do?" "This is impossible." "She's the right age." "Can't you make her move?" "There's only one thing she can do." "All right." "We'll use a simple story." "Your right hand is in the shot." "Okay." "Old man?" "You come in here... and push her down." "This time you're only a burglar." "When I tell you to, rip her clothes off and hit her." "Okay?" "All right, now." "What's that?" "That's something robbers don't do." "It's your daddy." "Look." "I'm sorry." "Daddy was mean." "Daddy?" "It's really frightful." "What is?" "Human nature." "Who would ever expect a father and daughter to do that?" "But what else could he do?" "Holding his daughter is like giving milk to a baby." "He said he doesn't consider her to be a woman." "It was strictly fatherly affection." "But still, father and daughter..." "Every father wonders about the man, the one who'll get his daughter first." "You don't have to tell me that." "Every father feels the same way when his daughter reaches that age." "When mine got married, I almost lost my mind." "Who said you can't sleep with your daughter?" "How about thousands of years ago?" "They did it with all their relatives." "That was a long time ago." "Not now." "That's it!" "A wild sex party!" "What are you saying?" "Idiot." "That's what animals do, not human beings." "We all want to leave the human race." "We want to be free." "Only society's taboos prevent us." "You're misinterpreting democracy." "Try it once." "I'll organize it." "You're crazy!" "Cut that out." "When did that lecherous monk come?" "Early this morning." "He left this." "Taking advantage of your condition." "15,000 yen." "What's this?" "A scarf for Koichi." "Don't do things like this." "I have lots of time." "Did he mention the picture?" "That idiot." "I want you to ignore him." "But that's the way a father feels." "He only talks like a father." "I think I understand him." "He made my mother miserable." "Honey, you know, I've been thinking." "About what?" "The shop and the land." "Let's put them in your name." "They're worth about 21/2 million yen." "I suppose you're right." "Honey, let me do it." "Why so suddenly?" "I'd just feel better." "Please?" "Now don't get excited." "It's not good for you." "This fits me well." "You scared me." "Didn't you go out?" "What's wrong?" "Did you take the medicine for your fever?" "Why didn't you take it?" "I saw Ma." "She looks much better." "Sit up and drink this." "What's all that?" "I used this at the company's party." "I borrowed this too, without telling you." "I'll put it back, and I'll treat you to dinner sometime." "Where did you get this?" "Somebody lend it to you?" "A friend?" "What does this friend's family do?" "The father's a policeman." "Kids shouldn't read this junk." "This is for stupid adults." "The man who wrote this is a bum, some lecher whose wife left him." "You know him?" "No, but I'm sure he's a bum." "That's why you have to study hard." "Read something good for you, like biographies and science books." "Read about Dr. Schweitzer, or books about democracy or something like that." "You're acting strangely, Mr. Ogata." "You're acting so excited, like —" "I'll let you kiss me — but just a kiss." "Mr. Ogata, are you home?" "Anyway, don't read stuff like this." "Yoshimoto Ogata?" "We're from police headquarters." "Police?" "What's the charge?" "Selling pornographic materials." "I'm sorry." "How's Ma?" "Is she okay?" "Would you please take a gift to my lawyer, Mr. Yokoyama?" "I'm sorry I didn't tell you." "I just wanted money to take care of you." "Tell people it's for election irregularities." "Take care of Ma for me." "Tell her not to worry." "I'll be home soon." "I know his business is immoral, but it's not like he's a murderer or thief." "He isn't hurting anybody." "But what if my friends find out?" "Don't let them." "Still, it's a filthy business." "But he means well." "It's really embarrassing." "Why did you buy more books?" "I told you a while ago." "I paid the hospital bill so I don't have any cash." "Get more money from him." "He makes plenty from his dirty business." "Society has to suffer so he can send me to college." "He only did it for us." "It must be cold in there." "Yes, Mr. Ogata caught a cold." "He's paying for his crimes." "Koichi, don't be so cruel." "How was jail?" "Not bad, but very cold." "Kabo's late." "It's me." "The police are at the laboratory." "Then we can't get any prints?" "No, it's too risky." "Damn!" "Sixteen movies down the drain." "300,000 yen." "What'll we do?" "That's big money." "We lost 300,000 yen." "It's silly to get upset now." "Let's set up our own laboratory." "How much would that cost?" "About 800,000 yen." "A black and white printer costs about 400,000." "That's a lot of money." "But... a printer's a good investment." "And we'd get better prints." "That's right." "Honey, I can't find the bank book." "I thought you might..." "You got it?" "Okay, I'll come get it tomorrow." "I'm busy today." "Can I bring you anything?" "Okay." "Bye." "I brought Keiko home." "I'm home." "Will you give us money for the cab?" "How much?" "It cost us 3,000 yen." "You think it's right to take my daughter out and get her drunk?" "She's the one who made us drink!" "That's right." "Kept mumbling about resenting her father or something." "That's right." "Are you all students?" "Yes." "I can't figure you guys out." "Just like bums off the street." "She could press charges." "We didn't do a thing." "Let's have the money." "I'm not giving you any money!" "Okay, okay." "Let's go." "He's not her real father, so he just doesn't care about her." "Doesn't even trust his own daughter." "Must be a real lecher himself." "I'll beat your brains in, you bastards!" "Keiko, get up." "You'll catch cold." "You know you owe me 2,800 yen." "What?" "They told me to collect from you." "Why, those..." "My change." "Thanks." "Keiko, wake up." "Wake up." "You should study hard." "Think of Ma in the hospital." "You're filthy." "What?" "Filthy." "Don't you know how I worry?" "Idiot!" "So what if I'm filthy?" "What if it is erotic?" "I may not be smart, but I'm no fool." "I'm a man." " Where have you been?" " Playing ball." "What were you doing?" "I'm going to do you a favor and move out." "Do me a favor?" "I'll need about 200,000 yen." "My friend's working for this third-rate college." "He can get me in for 200,000." "That's cheap compared to the others." "Not everyone gets a chance like this." "200,000's not much for you." "Idiot!" "I'm not made of money." "If you fail this time, you'll study to become a barber." "That's not for me." "Let Keiko become a hairdresser." "You've been fooling around ever since you finished high school." "No money for you until you pass the entrance exam on your own." "I see." "Well, all right, then." "Keiko, watch out." "He'll make a prostitute out of you yet." "Subu, she didn't show up last time." "I was disappointed." "I'm terribly sorry." "She backed out unexpectedly." "I see." "But she's willing now?" "Yes, and she tells me she's doing it just for the money." "That shocked me." "I can't figure out the girls of today." "That's very interesting." "Here's a doctor's certificate." "You didn't have to do that." "But I have a responsibility." "It's dated yesterday." "Your guest is here." "Is the baby all right?" "I'll just be going." "Good." "Here you go." "Thank you for the holy card." "You must give up men starting today." "I know." "If you break your vow, your husband's soul will never rest." "And it's not good for your health." "I'm all right." "You never know, even in hospitals." "Stop it, Take." "I want to leave all that behind me." "Then I must visit the shrine again." "Give me something of yours to take with me." "Take, thank you so much." "Didn't you go to school?" "Did Koichi come here last night?" "Yes." "Why?" "Did he say anything?" "Nothing in particular." "Why?" "What?" "Is it about Mr. Ogata?" "I see." "It is." "Did he do something to you?" "Something happened, didn't it?" "What was it?" "Tell me, Keiko." "I won't get angry." "He... bothers me." "I see." "It's all my fault." "He's so persistent." "I was afraid of that... but hearing this makes me very sad." "I'll tell him to stop it." "I will." "And if he doesn't," "I'll leave him." "Ma!" "Are you all right?" "I'm okay." "I'm sorry you have to go through this." "When I think of you," "I can't even sleep at night, I'm so worried." "Mr. Ogata's coming." "I don't want to see him." "Go now." "Honey." "What is it?" "You know I'm so grateful to you." "But now I'm only a burden, and I don't know when I'll get better." "What are you saying?" "So you can leave me." "You're talking nonsense." "Where did you get such an idea?" "It's just how I feel." "The picture's pretty good." "I've thought a lot about us." "And if you would... would you please marry Keiko?" "And one more thing, if you would:" "Look after Koichi." "It's odd, but it's not like it's never happened before." "And I think Keiko likes you." "She's only 15 years old!" "I know." "I don't mean right now." "After she finishes high school." "This is crazy." "Keiko was here a few minutes ago." "She spoke of nothing but you." "Don't you think she's aware of boys?" "Are you crazy or something?" "Forget this nonsense and get some sleep." "You look pale." "I'm serious." "Go to sleep." "This is dirty." "I'll take it home later." "What do you think, honey?" "You're the only one for me." "I have no intention of leaving you." "But, honey..." "Just get well so you can have our baby." "You're only 38 years old." "It must be hard for you." "The work takes a lot of energy." "I'm sorry." "By the way, about your property." "I might have to borrow money on it." "Would you give me the documents?" "They're still in my husband's name." "They'll have to be changed in court." "The lawyer's working on it." "I see." "Ask him to hurry, all right?" "Where's the bank book?" "Koichi took it to give it to you last night." "400,000 yen." "Damn!" "So that's what he was after!" "Too bad." "One more year and you'd have a nice apartment house." "Yes, but I need the money now." "Would you take a check?" "I want cash." "Keiko?" "It's Kabo." "What is it?" "I found a nice house for a laboratory in Moriguchi." "There, the house with the lights on." " The barber shop, right?" " Yes." "Are you sure about this?" "You might regret it." "I'm only introducing them to you." "I won't regret it." "You say that now." "Just go home and study your books." "Mind your own business." "I'll do as I like." "I'm just looking for kicks." "Let's go somewhere, Gin." "Harigaya sent us." "Where's the 8mm film?" "What?" "We don't have any such thing." "Stop lying!" "We know better." "So hand it over." "But we don't have any film!" "Search the house." "I hid it where they'll never look." "Kabo, you think Banteki's place is safer?" "I think so." "But it's probably best to move to the Moriguchi place." "Damn!" "Master?" "Shall I help out here?" "What?" "I used to help the hairdresser in the Kyoto studio." "It'd be almost the same thing." "I could get licensed." "Let's keep this shop going." "Great." "My wife would be very happy." "Then you could live here." "Beautiful work." "I bet Kabo did it." "Any good photographer could do that." "I won't arrest you for this one, so go ahead and tell me." "I don't know." "But what's this got to do with Keiko?" "Ginjiro Sekiguchi's the leader." "They stole 30,000 yen and left this in the safe." "We're debating whether or not to let Keiko return." "You're her guardian... but you're out on probation yourself." "Perhaps I'm not the best guardian for her." "Oh, here she is." "But we don't have to send her to reform school." "And since her teacher's here too, this time we'll let her come back." "Madam, please look after her well." "But no more of your stupid tricks!" "Listen to him." "Ginjiro will be put on trial." "So she might have to appear then." "Let us know where you'll be." "What will happen to Sekiguchi?" "I don't know." "He's got a record." "Looks like it'll be reform school for a year or so." "Keep him two or three years." "Careful." "Next time I catch you, I won't go easy on you." "Sorry to have bothered you this way." "Not at all." "I'm just sorry this happened." "And just a month before the exam." "Let's concentrate on studying." "You can do it, you know." "Right." "It'll do you good." "Please help her all you can." "Yes." "Of course." "One other thing." "Private schools require a donation." "Usually about 100,000." "But if the exam's below average, the donation has to increase." "I see. 100,000 yen." "Please think about it and let me know." "Thank you so much." "She'll be there without fail." "Everything depends on money." "Aren't you hungry?" "Let's go home." "It must've been tough for you in there." "Poor dear." "But why did you leave that picture?" "Why did you do a silly thing like that?" "It wasn't silly." "I did it to send you to jail." "I sent those bums to get you." "What?" "I won't go to school on your money." "After a year in reform school, he'll be a big man." "What happened to the others?" "Niida's working for his family, selling bean curd." "Tomorrow he's taking a test for an engineering job." "Keiko, you must be lonesome without a boyfriend." "I'm okay." "Well, I've got to go." "Where are you going?" "My night job." "Bye." "What night job?" "A tutor goes to his house." "After all, he's a rich kid." "Keiko, want to go out with me?" "Leave me alone." " You're fast." " I guess I am." "My turn." "Idiot." "Didn't you tell her I wanted her too?" "There's no time." "No fair." "You got your chance." "Put that knife down." "I was just going to cut this." "Got any money?" "Thanks." "Wait for me." "I've got to get my clothes." "No time." "We're leaving now." "Wait." "I'll come with you." "With us?" "What do you mean?" "We're going back." " Back where?" " To the reform school." "Why?" "You just escaped." "They'll catch us anyway, so we're going to be good little boys." "Besides, this running around makes me hungry." "Makoto, that's enough now." "Let's go." "Let me kiss you good-bye." "Not today." "Maybe next time." "Let's go now." "Keiko, thanks a lot." "Bastards!" "Welcome." "What's all this?" "They took it all out with a truck." "The Crow Gang?" "No, it was Koichi." "He did it while customers were here." "Koichi?" "How dare he!" "All done, sir." "I'm sorry about all this." "Upstairs too?" "You know, this haircut... isn't it kind of old-fashioned?" "It's a GI cut." "Really?" "Looks more like a wig to me." "It looks really great on you." "How much?" "200 yen." "It's cheap enough." "Thank you very much." "Come again." "I wouldn't dare." "Where's Keiko?" "She came home, changed clothes, and went out again." "Changed clothes?" "I tried to stop her, but she said someone was waiting for her." "And she kept showing off like this." "Have you seen Keiko?" "Where's Keiko?" " I don't know." "Do you?" " Haven't see her." "Excuse me." "Do you know where Keiko Matsuda is?" "Keiko Matsuda." "I'm not sure." "Maybe she went to Miharu with the boys." "Miharu?" "Where is that?" "That way." "Keiko!" "What are you doing?" "Listen, I have my rights." "This isn't a democracy, you bum." "Get out!" "You say my business is filthy, but you're wrong." "If it weren't for me, many people would suffer." "I'm better than white-collar men." "My work may be immoral, but I treat everyone honestly, damn it!" "I love you." "It's not out of sympathy." "I just don't want to let you go." "Stop this nonsense and go to school, and when you finish, marry me." "But it's so weird." "What's weird about it?" "It's how your mother wants it." "What's so funny?" "Daddy." "You call me Daddy, but I don't feel —" "I can take Ma's place." "But, Daddy, you'll give me money, all right?" "Mr. Ogata, what are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "Why, you should know." "It's no good." "You mentioned money at the wrong time." "This is going to be difficult." "Very difficult." "You scared me." "I thought it was your dad." "Here, this is for you." "About that money you gave me a while ago." "Yes, pay me back soon." "Mr. Ogata was upset." "It's to be used for our new life." "Our?" "What do you mean?" "Me and my common-law wife." "Your common-law wife?" "Just like you." "But you took Mr. Ogata's money and all the barber shop equipment." "Of course." "I have to look out for myself." "You are so wicked." "I don't know about your tramp, but you can't do this to Mr. Ogata." "Why?" "You're only after his money too." "No, it's not only his money." "Oh?" "You love him?" "I have a right to be happy." "Then you betrayed my father." "No, you're wrong." "Don't you feel guilty about the way you've sacrificed Keiko?" "No, you're all wrong." "What's the matter with you, Ma?" "I love all of you." "I know I shouldn't." "That's why..." "What's the matter?" "You look odd." "You know, she's kind of sensitive right now." "She's pregnant, so be nice to her." "That scarf you knit for me..." "What's the matter?" "Ma?" "Look happy." "She's come to see you." "Damn." "Their capacity is only 300, but they enrolled 500 students." "Always business first." "Thieves.!" "I wonder how many of them are virgins." "Hey, Banteki." "Ah, Subu." "I've been looking for you." "I'm sorry." "Eighth race?" "What number did you bet on?" "3-2." "That doctor keeps pestering me for his order." "Haven't you got the printer yet?" "They're shipping it from Tokyo tomorrow." "That'll be a few more days." "It took time to convert it to color." "But look at this, Subu." "It's all black." "I'm studying every day." ""Color Processing."" "I'm working hard at it." "That's good." "Those policemen." "They've nothing better to do than worry about sex." "The schoolgirl film is finished." "That's good." "I saw the same girl on TV a while ago." "Looks stupid to me, but some people like it." "Why do they all want a woman?" "Why?" "It's only natural." "Is that right?" "You really don't go for women?" "I do sometimes." "But you know, a woman's body strikes me as dirty." "Doing it yourself is much better." "Besides, I can do it whenever I feel like it." "You're a strange man." "But why do you always supply girls for other men?" "For all the trouble, it doesn't even pay." "You've got a point there." "I got into it for the money, but lately I've been losing my touch." "I'm just sorry for man's fate." "What's that?" "Stick around." "You'll see." "Men are pathetic creatures." "What's that medicine?" "It's for energy." "Made in Hong Kong." "For impotent men?" "Your wife's sick." "Can she take it?" "That's none of your business." "I'm sorry she had to be moved, but because of her condition, she sometimes bothers the others." "You mean her singing?" "Yes." "Her voice is so loud." "It's no doubt a temporary condition." "What kind of songs does she sing?" "They're quite vulgar." "I'd be embarrassed to even tell you the words." "I asked you to come because she's three months pregnant." "I recommend an abortion, but I need your approval." "I'd like to speak to her first." "Please." "How do you feel?" "Any better?" "Yes, much better." "You look better." "You can have the baby." "Do you think so?" "Sure." "Your stomach's okay?" "Yes, but I wish my heart was good." "You seem to be all right." "The doctor was only scaring me." "That feels good." "What's this?" "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "I just feel strange." "No, honey." "That tickles." "The Hong Kong medicine's working." "Stay still." "Don't move." "Haru." "Honey, don't." "Don't do that." "I —" "Koichi." "I want to get well and live with all of you again." "You will." "Don't worry." "You've still got what it takes." "You're naughty." "Who's there?" "Koichi?" "Living with a prostitute." "Nobody's here." "Yes, there is." "Keiko?" "She's not here." "Are you all right?" " Honey." " What?" "Go to heaven now." "Don't stay around here." "I'll take care of the barber shop." "Haru." "I have the papers right here." "I always keep them with me." "This is very strange." "Did you excite her in any way?" "Please come quickly." "You've got to save her, and the baby too." "Man and woman" "Needle and thread" "Honey, don't die now." "Don't die." "Don't follow that carp." "I really loved you." "I really did." "Keiko's right here." "Kei..." "Ko... ichi..." "It's all right." "Don't worry." "Leave them to me." "I'll look after them, so don't worry." "Haru, I know this isn't a good time... but you know those papers and the seal?" "Where are they?" "Where?" "Do you feel better?" "It's all right." "I know, I know." "You've had a rough time for so long." "I understand, honey." "You and I are alike." "We're honest." "Sometimes too honest." "Do you feel better?" "I love you." "I love you so." "Human beings are made this way." "We're made like this." "Thank you for attending this ceremony." "Please step forward to make your offering." "Please come up one by one." "We appreciate your cooperation." "You damn carp!" "You kept after her until she followed you." "Idiot!" "You made me impotent again!" "Get back where you belong!" "Master, Banteki's run off on us!" "What's that?" "Camera, printer, everything." "He took it all and joined the Crows." "That bastard!" "We can't even call the police." "What a business." "I know all you've been through, but don't give up." "In six months or so, we'll buy a new camera." "I'll help you." "Thanks." "Mr. Ogata, the lawyer's here." "With the 1.5 million yen from my life insurance, construct a tomb for me and my husband." "To Koichi I give the land." "I want Keiko to have the house." "Marry Mr. Ogata and look after Koichi." "When Mr. Ogata dies," "I'd like him tojoin me and my husband in our tomb." "I'll tell my husband he took good care of me." "Koichi and Keiko, be nice to Mr. Ogata." "Signed:" "Haru Matsuda." "Witness:" "Eitaro Yokoyama." "With these remains of Haru's, I've got the best part." "Back to the primitive way oflife." "Orgies are the way to freedom." "Pathetic, pathetic male." "Females are motivated by greed." "Is everyone alive here or what?" "Behaving like stupefied animals." "Tossing and moaning." "You're alive.!" "Work harder." "Start your engines." "This is the only thing you can be sure of... until you die." "And even after you die." "Wherever you are, heaven or hell, without sex there's no point." "So go." "Have at it." "Go.!" "Don't stop." "Kabo, are you there?" "Yes, I'm here." "Boy am I tired!" "You look worn out." "I'm beat." "I thought an orgy would cheer me up." "But there's no kick." "My body's like a dead fish." "I wonder why." "That's bad." "Banteki said it was freedom." "It's the other way around." "We didn't make much money either." "Orgies are just like prostitution in large groups." "We should see about getting in that line of business." "But I'm afraid I couldn't perform." "You still love your dead wife." "Stop talking like that." "But look at how cruel Keiko is, bringing all those guys home." "Even if you can't do it now —" "Don't say that." "It's my fault." "That's why I don't like women." "Greedy, lecherous creatures." "It's always somebody else's fault." "And yet men go for it." "I don't understand it." "No one can understand the relationship between the sexes." "There's no form to it, nothing you can pinpoint." "If we were machines, it'd be easy." "Right!" "Machines are much better." "I worked in a factory once." "Machines are honest, and they're never greedy." "They're quiet and never complain." "Machines..." "Master, what's the matter?" "That's it:" "A machine!" "A doll — a Dutch wife." "An eternal virgin." "Of course, you'd only have to repair one part." "Obedient, quiet." "Never cheats on you." "Doesn't ask you for money." "All sizes." "Better than masturbation." " Freedom from women." " It'll free women too." "Laws against prostitution won't affect us." "It'll stop juvenile delinquency." "The epitome of mechanical culture!" "Dutch wife!" "A Dutch wife for true freedom!" "Dutch wife!" "I'll make a Dutch wife!" "Keiko, I heard some terrible things about you, but I'm amazed." "You've really straightened out." "I'm 20 now." "Old enough to know better." "But it's not that easy." "Look at Ginjiro." "A gangster now." "And others get into indecent work." "I don't mean your work's indecent." "I know." "Don't worry." "We're all finished." "Very nice." "I look years younger." "Please come again." "Some tea, please." "Don't bother." "I have to be going." "I have a meeting." "Exam time is so hectic for us teachers." "My husband's a teacher too." "Keiko, how much do I owe you?" "She kept up the chatter and left without paying for the set." "She did it on purpose." "Her husband's just as bad." "He's at my place a lot recently." "He can afford to drink because it's exam time." " What a pain in the neck he is." " That's right." "They both take bribes like mad." "People never miss a chance to take advantage of others." "Right." "That's the way it is." "Delinquent at 10, a big boss at the age of 15." "At 20,just a nobody." "Money controls everything." "Hello, everybody." "Keiko, did you get the holy card for me?" "It's over there." "Thanks once again." "No trouble at all." "Thank you." "I'll come by later." "You believe in that Ikoma shrine?" "I figure there's no harm in it." "But does it help you?" "Well, business is going okay." "Yes, it seems to be." "Welcome." "What an easy life a college student has!" "He owns part of this business." "He put up part of the money for it." "Well, I'll be going now." " All right, but be back before 6:00." " I know." "I can't understand young people." "Yes, one can't figure them out." " Is this all right?" " Yes, that's fine." "Mr. Ogata." "Yes." "Who is it?" "Koichi." "I brought the president of the Kyoei Company." "He's been holed up here for five years working on the doll." "I'm Furukawa." "How do you do?" "I've seen the pictures." "We're interested in it for the South Pole." "I'm here to discuss business." "Of course, we haven't got a letter from the government, but I heard the Katabayashi and Sakurai firms are interested." "And so?" "We've been studying this problem for some time." "Those young men just don't have it." "We want to construct a woman, and we need the advice of an expert." "I heard about your work, Mr. Ogata." "I checked into your background." "I knew you were our man!" "But the South Pole is only—" "I know." "Not a big enough market." "But this thing could really take off in exports." "Someday astronauts will take your doll with them into space!" "How about it?" "Will you join my firm?" "I'll pay you well." "It sounds like a good deal." "Daddy." "Daddy, here." "Thank you so much." "That's 300 yen." "Wow!" "It's good and fresh." "I'll pay you later." "Like I have a choice." "Keiko." "What?" "Please show me your body." "I'd like to compare it with the doll." "Don't be stupid." "He's really working on it." "Show him the inside." "No!" "I refuse." "Refuse?" "But I'll pay you." "I refuse." "I don't work for money." "What do you mean?" "You never said that before." "I won't let them take my doll to the South Pole." "I won't let them touch it!" "Mr. Ogata, I understand how —" "Shut up!" "You fools could never see the value of my work." "You're being rude." "Take this million yen, please." "Nothing will change my mind." "Mr. Ogata, please." "Crazy fool." "You're the expert with machines, so teach me." "I started the hair last month." "Well, you've done good work." "Tell me... can you still not do it?" "When this is finished, I'll be able to." "Why is that?" "I don't know." "I just think so." "But this is so big." "Is there a man who can take this?" "It's good because it's big." "Is that right?" "You still don't like women?" "Well, I've changed a bit lately." "I have a girlfriend... kind of." "She's my sister." "She's just like my mother." "So nice." "She says she just loves to take care of me." "She's so cute." "We're not married, so we don't have to have sex." "Then you haven't changed at all." "Is that right?" "It's not natural." "But you're not natural either." "How's that?" "This is very well made and all, but it's a machine, isn't it?" "You think a machine can cure you?" "You said machines never deceive you." "Yes, I did... but it's still not natural." "Hand me the needle." "You're silly." "The truth is... this is alive." "Oh, the light's gone out." "Haru, I'll light a candle." "Wait just a minute." "The house shakes so much." "In each hair... are my agony and tears." "That hurts?" "All right." "There." "After these are all in place, you'll never experience this kind of pain again." "But then the real agony starts." "Huh?" "It's all right." "That's the way life is." "Just a little bit more." "Just a little." "Man and woman" "Needle and thread" "THE END" "Do you understand that guy?" "No, I don't." "You think he's gonna die?" "I don't get it." "Let's watch the next one." "Kabo, start the next one." "I'm so tired." "Come on." "Hurry up."
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"They are called the Genii." "They are simple people, but good farmers and fair traders." "We're still months away from producing successful crops on the mainland, and heading for a food shortage." "It's getting desperate." "We're almost out of coffee." "Maybe you should stop drinking eleven cups a day." "I'm getting my fair share before it's all gone." " Sounds fair." " Hm." "I'm all for trade." "But shouldn't we find a way to help defend ourselves?" " How can a bunch of farmers do that?" " Introduce us to people who can help." "For now let's take care of the basics." "It's good to get to know your neighbours." "The Genii Stargate is near their village." "I suggest we walk." "The Puddle Jumper may alarm them." "As I said, they are very simple." "Sounds like a mission." "All right." "Where to, Teyla?" "We should allow them to come to us." " If you know where their village is..." " They trust me." " But that trust was hard-earned." " OK." " What is it you said they grow here?" " Many things." "They're best known for a bean known as tava." " What, java?" " Tava." "How will they know we're here?" "They already do." " They look friendly enough." " The eldest is called Tyrus." "We've traded." " Teyla Emmagan." " Tyrus." " It has been many days." " Too many." "Teyla." "This is Major Sheppard, Dr McKay and Lieutenant Ford." " My daughter Sora." " You must be very proud." " She's betrothed." " I wasn't hitting on your daughter." "I just..." "They have come to trade for a share of your crops." " Yet you bring weapons." " Only to defend ourselves." " Do you dress of your own accord?" " Of course." "Why?" "He wants to know if you work with us or for us." "Ah." "These are my friends, Tyrus." "I would not have brought them if I did not think them worthy to be yours." "We'll take you to see Cowen." "Follow me." "Maybe we should offer a sense of humour in trade." "Sure." "They can have yours." "Oh, please, my side." "You slay me." "I'm thinking about it." "I'm bringing them in." "All operations to silent mode." " These medicines are potent?" " They can stop bacterial infections." "It would help us through a harsh winter." " Hm." "We will need more than you offer." " More?" "You don't understand how cool this medicine is." " Leave if you wish." " Leave?" "I thought you said they were fair traders." "We have always been able to achieve a reasonable bargain." "You ask for much of our harvest." "Sufficient new crops must be planted to replenish our stores, or it is the Genii who will starve." "That will require new land to be cleared." "Clearing land is slow, hard work." "It will lose us growing time between now and the next harvest." "OK." "What if clearing land was fast and easy?" "You know a simple way of uprooting the stump of a 300-year-old tree?" "As a matter of fact, I do." "Come on over." "They're about to start." "Cover your ears!" " I don't understand." " It can be loud." "Come on." "You're gonna wish you did." "Lieutenant." "Fire in the hole." "It's called C4." "If you can supply us with a sufficient quantity of C4, we will trade the crop you require." " This instead of the medicine?" " As well as the medicine." "Really?" "That wasn't impressive enough?" "It is you who are in need." "Well, I'll have to discuss this with my people." "I'm sure we can come to terms." "Teyla, thank you for bringing new trading partners." "Please stay as our guests." "There will be a harvest ceremony later." "Wonderful." " Ford?" " Sir?" "We're talking harvest ceremony." "Sounds like fun, sir." "I'll be back soon." "I should go back with the major." "Explosives?" "This is a scientific expedition, Major." " I know." " But you want us to become arms dealers." " Ever tried to clear a stump by hand?" " Yes." "It's a hobby." "They are taking a chance by giving us so much of their crop this year." "Plus the medicines I already agreed to?" "I think in the future I should do the negotiating." " I did say I had to ask you first." " To terms you already agreed to." " Yes." " You see why I have a problem with this?" "Do we need food or not?" "We are on the verge of rationing." "Much as I'd like to devote every mission to tava beans..." "I get your point." "Tell them we agree." "We give thanks for a plentiful harvest." "We give thanks." "May next season be as fruitful." "And... to our new friends." "New friends." "Moonshine?" "I thought you were man enough." " You have no idea which way." " I'm getting my bearings." "Translation:" "I'm lost." "They were very clear which route to take." " I prefer straight lines." " Everything's a short cut in your world." " OK." "Here it is again." " What?" "I'm picking up a strange reading from over there." " Define strange." " You don't know what strange means?" " Of course." " Weird, freakish, odd..." "I'm trying to see if it's worth getting off the route." "Radioactive readings in an Amish world." "Your call." " We're lost anyway." " I am not lost." "All right." "Let's check it out." " That is definitely..." " Strange." " Not that Amish, really." " Not so much." "Maybe they don't even know it's here." "This hatch has been oiled recently." " We have to check it out." " Really?" "Of course we do." " All right." " Great." "The construction's architecturally advanced." "I don't think they made this." "We need to tell Ford where we are." "Lieutenant, come in." " Ford?" " The place is built like a bunker." "It must be shielded for RF." "The reading's stronger this way." " What kind of readings?" " Palm readings." " McKay." " It's neutron radiation." "It's definitely a powerful energy source." "OK." "Let's check it out." "I really think we should get out of here." "Now, this is strange." "Excuse me." "I must go and tend to a dispute." " Is everything all right, Cowen?" " I will return shortly." "Maybe they exist as two separate cultures." "Maybe." "Who cares?" "How long you boys planning on keeping us here?" "If people could just learn to keep their secret underground hatches locked..." "So much for two separate cultures." "What am I going to do?" " I'm getting a weird vibe all of a sudden." " I agree." "I've never seen the Genii behave this way." "Listen, we're just gonna step outside and see if Major Sheppard and Dr McKay are back." " No one must leave." " There's a Wraith ship in the area." "Wraith?" "Are you serious?" " We must warn our friends." " You'll draw them to us." "Everyone must stay indoors." "Can we be careful with that?" "It's fragile and if it..." "We have a problem." "Then we have something in common." "Normally you would be shot for discovering our secret." "And our people would question our disappearance." "We would say the Wraith took you." "With no evidence to the contrary, they would believe us." "You were saying." "You have technology, knowledge new to us." " This C4 of yours..." " It's not for blowing up stumps." "We have a more sophisticated application for it." "What you people do with your C4 is none of our business." "We just need food." "As far as your secret down here goes, well..." "We say, "What giant underground bunker?"" "I want more than that." "Well, maybe we can give you more." "You have weapons more powerful than C4?" "Are you kidding?" "Weapons R Us." "We..." "We might." "What if I wanted more than weapons?" "Did I mention that I know almost everything about almost everything?" "For Teyla Emmagan to have joined you, you must have something much more." "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we're looking for allies against the Wraith." "How about you guys?" " We wanna go outside." " We can't let you." " It's not safe." " We can take care of ourselves." " Tyrus, please respond." " Receiving." " Bring them." " Understood." "Relinquish your weapons." "You will not be harmed." "You guys are full of surprises." "You missed a hell of a harvest ceremony." "I can imagine." " Oh, Teyla." " I'm as surprised as you by all of this." "I'm pretty surprised." "Teyla knows us only as the simple farmers we show outsiders." "The secrecy of who and what we are is our only defence against the Wraith." "One day all that will change." "You think you can do that with an atomic bomb?" "Now it's you who surprise me." "Radioactive readings, a fascination with C4..." " You're just mentioning this now?" " It just came to me." "I assume you hope our C4 will solve your supercriticality problem." " Will it?" " It might." "Depends on your designs." " You know how to make an A-bomb?" " Most of my school chess team could." "The hard part is having sufficient fissional materials of appropriate grade." " And we do." " You do?" "The Genii were once a great confederation of planets." "Millennia ago the Wraith had driven us to the brink of total annihilation." "Our forefathers sought the protection of bunkers like these, originally created for wars long forgotten." "And it was here that a small number of our people managed to survive undetected." "Over the course of many, many years, generation after generation, we have made technological developments here in secret." "So the whole farmer thing is just a front?" " So the Wraith do not suspect?" " More than that." "We do have many mouths to feed below." "I want to show you something." "Come." "That thing you so carelessly threw on the table." "Can I take that along?" "Come." "Stay as you are." "Down below, our military trains as our scientists create weapons for them." "With our atomic weapon we believe we can defeat the Wraith once and for all." "You realise long-term exposure to radiation is dangerous?" "Our scientists tell me otherwise." " Well, they're wrong." " Are we in danger now?" "It would take weeks at these levels, but I assume the Genii spend weeks here." "Many of our people have spent their entire lives here." "Their entire short lives." "We'll be fine, as long as you weren't planning on having children." "You're on the right track." "We're about 60 years ahead of you." "That is if you survive." "This shielding is woefully inadequate." "Now, uranium." "How much do you have?" " Much more." " It's nowhere near weapons grade." "We have had problems in our purifying efforts." "The molecular structure of the unwanted material is like that of the desired material." "Diffusion." "You must separate the 235 from the 238." "If you remove the barrier between two substances they split at different rates." " You could do this?" " Of course." "I think the real question is, right now, are we allies or are we still prisoners?" "We give thanks to our new friends." "We give thanks." "Please eat." " You think there's lemon in this?" " I'm sure it's delicious." " Have you seen anaphylactic shock?" " Eat." "I hope that by sharing in this meal we can make up for past offences." "I'm sure we'll get along just fine." "What method did your people use to initiate fission reaction in your prototype devices?" "There's two different approaches." "Implosion and a gun-type bomb." " Both create a supercritical mass." " Obviously." "Either way you go you need an amount of refined 235, roughly equivalent to the size of my fist." "Or his fist, actually." "Well, our dreams may soon be a reality." "With your help, before the next culling, we plan to vaporise the Wraith as they sleep." "What exactly is your plan?" "We intend to take advantage of their overconfidence." " That is their weakness." " Overconfidence." "They hibernate between cullings aboard their great ships." "Sometimes for centuries at a time." "Wraith watch over the sleepers, but they're small in number." "Small enough to be overpowered." " We will sneak aboard with weapons." " It may not be possible." "Teyla, we should listen to their whole plan before poking holes in it." "If we are to work together, they need to trust us and we need to trust them." "Please explain." "I and several of my people were captured by the Wraith." "It was a rescue mission to save us." "I am only alive today thanks to them." " As a result of that rescue..." " You awakened the others." "They found out there were more people where we came from." " Father, they will all awaken." " We took one of them prisoner." " The next culling should be decades off." " They said they'd take their time." "We had hoped to test our first atomic weapon five years from now." "Do we have that much time?" "Do we?" "No." " Cowen." " They may detect the radiation." "We must shut down the reactors, survive the culling, plan for the next." "You're forgetting something." "We're on the same side." "Ha!" "Once we have extracted all the information we can from you, you will be left on the surface." "You'll be the first the Wraith feed upon." " I've won against Wraith ships." " I've seen your weapons." "I'm talking about a ship." "One that flies through space." "With weapons beyond anything you've ever seen." "You wanna turn down that kind of help?" " I think you're trying to save yourself." " You're damn right I am." "I say we work together, then maybe help save each other." "We both want the same thing." "We were confident the Wraith would not appear for years." "They will detect us like you did." " If we work together..." " You've done enough!" "We haven't started." "I can get your programme back on track." " How?" " I built an atomic bomb in sixth grade." " You could do that in Canada?" " Not a working model." "I was questioned by the CIA who thought I was part of a secret organisation..." "Major Sheppard has convinced me that we may yet prevail." "He has?" "If we work together." "Many generations ago, during a culling, the Genii shot down a Wraith dart." "Although many lives were lost that day, the ability to resist, even in some small way, gave the Genii the seeds of hope." "This data storage device was recovered from that Wraith dart." " Like flash memory in a jump drive." " It has information about the hive ship." "Tyrus and his daughter successfully accessed that information." " How?" " Through this interface." "Really?" "We believe this is where a Wraith ship still sleeps." "The Wraith tend to self-destruct." "It's rare to get something like this." " Can you access other data?" " With this interface device, we believe we can access the Wraith ship's data core." "This is what your plan is based on?" "How does access to their computer help?" "With this interface device we can learn all the Wraith ships' locations." "So you know where to deliver your new bombs." " Makes sense." " Assuming this ship is still there." "If the Wraith are in no hurry to rally their forces, it will be." "This ship is nowhere near the Stargate." "Approaching it undetected by foot is impossible." "That is where your ship comes in, Major Sheppard." "Always wondered where my ship would come in." " No." "How's that for an answer?" " It's pithy." "I'll give you that." " I'm sure you already agreed to this." " We'll get something out of it." " We do need allies." " But they were ready to string you up." " How can you trust them?" " Hey, I don't trust 'em." "They insisted McKay and Teyla stay there, not just to help with the bomb." "We have something they need and vice versa." " I thought that's what negotiating's about." " It is." "But I stop short of offering nuclear weapons." " They were building them anyway." " Why didn't you just say so?" "You realise I originally sent you out for food?" " I think we can still get that." " I don't see why not." "We kind of moved past it with the atomic bomb thing." "Bottom line." "Can you pull this off?" "We'll have to watch our backs." "But I wouldn't put my team at risk if I didn't think so." "OK, go." "And then maybe we'll talk about making nuclear bombs." "The encasement directs the explosive forces inward and the implosion creates extreme compression." "The subcritical mass becomes supercritical." " Ingenious." " I know." "Can you believe I didn't win the science fair?" "The adaptation of equipment and resources will be the challenge." "You're destined to become a hero among our people, Dr McKay." "Right." "As long as Major Sheppard returns with the C4." "I'm a dead man." "We have surprised each other." " The Genii are not the people I thought." " And look at you." "I'd never have thought you'd leave your people." "No, I do this for them." "John Sheppard and his people have brought new hope to our stars, Sora." "They have the spirit of explorers and hearts of warriors." "They have accepted me." "But look at you." "How many harvest ceremonies did I make you endure?" "Never again, I promise you." "You respected us for who we were." "That gave us reason to trust you." "I'm saddened you could not trust me enough to share in your secret." " That is our way." " Our deception is a matter of survival." "It is a secret we are born into and take to our graves." " Still..." " Have we not traded fairly with you?" "We have not dealt with others so graciously." "Perhaps this new alliance will open your eyes." "That we can only stand against the Wraith if we do so together." "We'll have to see if your friends live up to their promises." "Well?" "Do you see?" "Let's get in and out as fast as possible." " I've studied these plans all my life." " Good." "We'll follow your lead." "We'll cover you during the breach and download." " Exit plan?" " As we came in." "Stay with the jumper." " Yes, sir." " I'm going with you." "We could end up in a fire-fight." "Sora is a skilled fighter and expert marksman, Lieutenant Ford." "Still, she must stay here to carry on if we don't come back." "We need you to deliver the C4 you promised us before we proceed." "We need to get the proper intel first." "No use in building a bunch of nukes if we can't put them to use." " Those are your terms?" " I'm sure you understand." "I do." "It seems we have no choice but to trust each other." "How many of these ships do you have?" "Just the one." "There." " Have they awoken?" " I don't see any activity." "Same as last time." "All right, here we go." "Right through the front door." " Hey, hold the fort." " Yes, sir." "Good luck." "Oh, God." "These people were cocooned for a later feeding." "Some of them may still be alive." " We don't have time for this." " They could be your people." "Teyla, take care of this." "We'll meet you back at the ship." "McKay, you're with me." "I'll stay with her." "Go." "We'll meet you back at the ship." "This is it." "But the ship's plans I memorised did not show how to operate this door." "Blowing this door will make too much noise." "So find another way." "OK." "Can I get some light here?" "Beautiful." "Please!" " Help me!" " We're gonna get you out." " Help me!" " What are you doing?" " We can save none of them." " What?" "Please help!" " You'd let him die?" " The Wraith must not know we were here." "I said no!" "I beg you!" " McKay, we don't have..." " I don't even know if this is gonna work." "Bingo." "All right." "I'll cover your six." "Go." " If you free him, they will know." " You are not the man I thought." "The Genii will be the first to die if they awaken." " Help me!" " I said leave him." " No!" " Be silent!" "Major, we've been discovered." "We gotta get outta here." "We've got it." "Wraith guards." "Hurry, more are coming." " Where's Tyrus?" " He was struck by a Wraith weapon." " He may have been stunned." " The Wraith will be upon him." " Go." "Go!" " All right." "Hang on." "Where is my father?" "He did not survive." "How?" "What happened?" "I think we should find out." "Take aim!" "Cowen, I thought we were learning how to get along." " She killed Tyrus." " No." "By leaving him to die you may as well have killed him yourself." " He shot the man we tried to save." " It was a mistake to save anyone." "It jeopardised the mission." "We will keep this intelligence information." "You're the one making a mistake." "And your ship." "And whatever quantities of C4 you possess." "That is all you ever intended." "To use us." "And for your efforts I will spare your lives." "Generous of you." "I guess the tava beans are off the table." " Your weapons." " No." "I don't think so." "We have the advantage, Major." "Yeah." "This is what your father died for?" "In the name of people who would lie and steal from those they call friends?" "I lied too." "Jumpers Two and Three, execute." "You didn't really think we had one ship, did you?" "Tell your people to get back and nobody gets hurt." "Jumper Two, prepare to fire on my mark." "Wait!" "Do you promise to leave?" "Well, that's the plan." "I guess we'll have to go somewhere else to find our tava beans." "But I think it's only fair we end up with something." "You do not want to make an enemy of the Genii." "You know what?" "Same here." "Major, I thought you might like to see this." "A lot of the information from the device was encrypted, so we're still working on it." "It's not easy." "We've discovered 21 Wraith hive ships in our quadrant of the Pegasus galaxy." " 21?" " There are indications of more elsewhere." " How many more?" " There's no way of knowing for sure." "Perhaps 60... or more." " A lot of ships." " Some appear to be on the move." " Toward us?" " We're still working on that." "Even if we helped the Genii build nuclear warheads..." "We only could have nuked a handful of them simultaneously." "There's too many Wraith ships for a coordinated attack." "The Genii plan never would have worked, with or without our help." " I'll see what else I can find." " Thank you, Peter." "Sergeant Bates brokered a small trade agreement for food while you were gone." " Oh, he did, did he?" " Yes, he did, but it's not a competition." " So who are these people?" " Traders." "They call themselves Manarians." "I'm sorry you weren't able to find the allies you were looking for, John." "We gathered some valuable intel." "Huh." "Are you trying to convince me this is good news?" "I much prefer to know what we're up against than not." "60 ships... or more." "I just hope they don't all come at once." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "ENHOH"
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"[young Luke exhaling rapidly] [young Stryker] One, two." "One, two, three." "Hey, switch it up." "See that shit coming from a mile away." " Stop cursing at me." " Oh, now you sound like your old man." "Don't start with that "sweet Christmas" shit." "Give me four!" "Let's go!" "Harder!" "Where's your offense?" "This ain't patty-cake!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, that's that shit." "Give me five and an uppercut." " Let's go!" " [grunts]" "Keep it going, keep it going." "Should've stuck to football, huh?" "Time!" "Why are you doing this, Carl?" "'Cause some fool smacked you up in front of a bowling alley?" "You're gonna get yourself killed." "Uh-uh." "I'mma get this dude, Willis." "It's about respect." "We're city champs, Carl." "My arm, your legs." "Got nothin' to prove, all right?" "You're runnin' around here acting stupid, man." " Get yourself hurt." " You wouldn't understand." "I can't let it slide." "I'm a Lucas." "[exhaling rapidly]" "Daddy ain't signing off on this." "You're alone." " I still got you in my corner?" " Always." "Then I'm not alone." "I'm ready." "You ain't ready, Carl." "[exhales] [exhaling rapidly]" "[grunting]" "[Stryker] Surprise, Carl." "This suit's Hammer tech, made just for you." "[grunts]" "You still ain't ready." "[theme music playing]" "[both grunting]" "[grunts] [people screaming]" " [indistinct chatter] - [fighting continues]" "Hey!" "NYPD." " Back!" "Back!" " [glass shattering]" "Shit." "Where's my phone?" "Yo, Farley, bring the camera." "The 4K one." "Luke Cage is going at it." "[both grunting]" "You still hit like a bitch." "[grunts]" "[Shades sighs]" " The folder." " You don't have it?" " It's back there." " [sighs]" "Don't sweat it." "I have another play." "[police siren wailing in distance]" "Alex..." "Luke Cage is up on Malcolm X Boulevard." "Call Thembi Wallace." "Don't ask why." "Just do it." "Tell her I'm out here." " Where you going?" " Misty's gonna arrest me." "There's no way around it." "But I can still spin this." " [Luke grunting] - [Stryker groans]" "You have to let go of the past before I really have to hurt you." "Negro, please." "[both grunting]" "That's all you got?" "Where's your offense?" "[grunts]" "[groaning]" "Keep it coming, Carl." "You reap what you sow." "[grunting] [reporter] As the situation continues to unfold here on Malcolm X Boulevard..." "[TV turns off]" "I know you want to be out there." "Luke told you to stay here." "He has a reason, and I agree with him." "I know you both worry about me." "None of your business." "Your eyes sparkle when you talk about Luke... what he brings out in you." "He's alone." "Not that many people have his back." "He needs me." "What?" "What happened?" "Luke and Diamondback are... doing what they do." "I'm getting back out there." "I..." "I wanna help." "Uh, you can bring down Mariah with what you know." "You are helping." "Just wait for Misty, stay strong, and stay ready." "I've never been good at standing up for myself." "Neither was I... until it counted." "You're even stronger than you know." "Never doubt that." "[in Spanish] Careful." "Always." " [suit powering up] - [both grunting]" "Come on, Luke." " Don't forget to breathe, Carl." " [panting] [young Stryker] Exhale on every punch." "No breath, no oxygen." "No oxygen, no energy." "No energy, no victory." "You lose." "[young Luke exhaling] [grunting]" " [glass shattering] - [blows landing] [police siren wails]" "Come on, guys." " Back up!" " [Luke and Stryker grunting]" " [grunts] - [crowd exclaiming]" "[woman] Come on, now!" "Get on back in!" "Let's go." "Keep rolling." "[man] Kick his ass, Cage!" "[grunting]" " [crowd exclaiming] - [groaning]" "Oh!" "[Stryker] Where you going, Carl?" "I'mma whoop your ass up and down the block." " [grunts] - [crowd exclaiming] [indistinct chatter]" " [exhales and groans] - [man] Come on, Luke!" "[both grunting] [woman] Hold him back, man!" "Yeah, come on." "Where you going, Carl?" " [Luke grunts] - [crowd exclaims]" " [groaning] - [suit powering up] [spits] [both grunting]" "[crowd exclaims] [siren wails]" "[suit powering up] [groaning] [yells] [crowd exclaiming]" " [man] Come on, Luke!" " [woman] You can get him, Luke!" "James never loved Etta." "He was gonna leave your mother for mine." "Wait, wait, wait." "Yo, the dude's talking about your moms, Luke?" "You reppin' Harlem, you better put it on him, son." "[grunting]" "[Stryker] I'll take being a bastard over being a mistake any day of the week." "Now the whole world gets to watch you fall. [grunts]" "White, Thomas... spread out." "As soon as you have a clear shot, take it on my command." " [officer] Yes, sir." " Mario, what the hell are you doing?" "[woman 1] Finish him off, Luke!" "[man 1] Come on, Luke!" "You can get him!" "[woman 2] Cage, you da man!" "[man 2] Hey, Luke!" "Show him who's boss!" "[both grunting] [crowd continues shouting]" "Who is this man?" "Did he sweep Pop's Barber Shop, or is he former-cop-turned-criminal, Carl Lucas, who I heard escaped from Seagate Prison?" "I don't know." "I mean, look at these super freaks." " [Stryker grunts] - [crowd exclaims]" "This is nothing less than a battle for the soul of Harlem." "You got this, Luke." "Throw it back at him." "Come on, Luke." "Get him." "Kick his ass!" "[both grunting] [woman] Yeah!" "Kick his ass, Luke!" "Kick his ass!" "[crowd continues shouting] [man] Yeah, do it!" "Break that shit!" "[woman] That's what I'm talkin' about!" "Roll, roll, roll." "[suit powering up]" "[snarls] [shouting]" " [crowd exclaiming]" " Ma'am, please step back." "Claire." "Look, you gotta stay back." "I gotta contain you and everybody else, too." "You don't believe he can win?" "Of course Luke can win." "[panting] I'm done, Willis." "I'm not doing this anymore." "You ain't done." "Not till one of us is dead." "You're more like Dad than you think." "When I got shipped to Seagate... he called me a mistake, too." "I'm not paying for his sins anymore." "And neither should you." "You want me dead?" "Then kill me." "Do it!" "You ain't ready." " [bell dings] - [Stryker grunting] [crowd shouting]" "Throw in the jab!" "Move!" "Keep moving, keep moving!" " [grunting] - [crowd exclaims]" "[young Stryker] Take the hits!" "Take the hits!" " Let him get tired!" " [crowd shouting]" " Save him." " [both grunting]" "No." "You can take it." "Keep breathing, keep breathing!" "[Stryker grunting] [crowd cheering]" "[young Stryker] Let him get tired." "He ain't got shit to come back with." "[Luke groaning]" "[wheezing] [man] Come on, son!" "You can do it!" "[grunting] [crowd exclaims]" " [woman 1] Come on, Luke." " [man 1] Don't give up, Luke!" "[woman 2] Luke, come on, man!" "[woman 3] You got it, Luke!" "Remember who you are." "[Stryker panting] [chanting] Luke!" "Luke!" "Luke!" "Luke!" "[spits] [crowd shouting]" "[crowd continues chanting] [chanting] Luke!" "Luke!" "Luke!" "[chanting continues]" "You're right." "You reap what you sow." "Let's go!" "Put it on him!" "Put it on him!" " [crowd continues chanting] - [grunting]" "Am I my brother's keeper?" "[crowd exclaiming]" "No, I'm not." " [bell ringing] - [young Stryker] Yeah!" "[crowd cheering] [young Stryker] Yeah!" "[crowd cheering] [chanting] Luke!" "Luke!" "Luke!" "On the ground, now!" "We got Judas bullets, Cage." "Lieutenant, stand down." "I got you." "Councilwoman Dillard..." "What?" "You are under arrest for the murder of Cornell Stokes." " You goin' down." " [Misty] Do the perp walk." " You are going down." " Take her out of here." "[indistinct chatter on radio]" "Mmm, mmm, mmm." "Oh, come on." "You're not even gonna try to move?" "Not even a lil' bit?" "Take his tired... broken... false-preachin' ass on out of here." "[breathing heavily]" "I should be healed up in a couple of hours, right?" "Sooner than that, Power Man." "Nah, B." "Brother deserves discretion." "How did you know... that you could do that?" "The more I hit him... the more he dished out." "So I stopped feeding him hate." "What if it didn't work?" "Well, sometimes you gotta throw out the science and... go for what you know." "You heard me say that?" "I hear everything you say." "Even when you don't speak..." "Still hear it." "[man] Luke Cage!" "Thanks for keeping Harlem safe, baby." "[sighs]" "I'm sorry, Luke." "I'm gonna need to bring you in." "I need a statement." "I'm done running." "How many of these you own, brother?" "Looks like this place don't wanna be a barber shop anymore." "[sighs]" "Maybe not." "But whatever it is, it's gonna be famous." "People are gonna be talking about what went down here for years." "You ready?" "You know how I feel about cop shops." "Well... if it's any comfort, you'll have a front-row seat when I nail Mariah's ass to the wall." "How's Candace?" "Safe and secure at my mom's place." " Promise." " Good." "All these people were talking bad about Luke Cage." "But they didn't stop for one minute to look at the good he had done." "Cleaning up Crispus Attucks by himself, lookin' out for people..." "Most of these guys wear spandex." "Who would have thought a black man in a hoodie would be a hero?" "It's been an extraordinary night here in Harlem." "See?" "I'm not the type of person who wants always to say, "I am right."" " But..." " I'm glad you're right." "[cell phone chimes] [sighs]" "[man] There he is." "There's Luke." " [all clamoring] - [camera shutters clicking]" "Hey, back it off." "Back!" "[reporter 1] Mr. Cage, how does it feel to be a hero?" "I'm no hero." "I'm a regular guy, just trying to live life on his own terms, one day at a time." "Are you single?" "[reporter 2] Do you have anything to say to Councilwoman Dillard?" "[all clamoring] [reporter 2] Have you received any medical treatment?" "[reporter 3] How does it feel to be vindicated?" "[scoffs] [chuckles]" "You can take a seat." "Mr. Cage." "My name is Inspector Priscilla Ridley." "You realize there is a warrant still out for your arrest." "I do." "I came here to clear things up." "I haven't done any of the things that I've been charged with." "Even the dash cam video that everyone's talking about?" "I'd like to provide some context." "Would you like an attorney?" "I know a really good one." "I'm not guilty of anything." "I'll speak for myself." " Interrogation One?" " No." "As far as I'm concerned, he's no longer a suspect." "And we both know if he doesn't wanna be, he'll walk." "Procedure says he should be in a room." "He won't go for a room." "Look, we can do it right here, right now." "It's fine." "What about your sororal?" "You gonna let her just skee-wee on out of here again?" "Actually, it's "ooh-woop..."" "and no, she's not going anywhere, but... we are showing her every courtesy the NYPD extends... very slowly." "[Mariah] I want my goddamn phone call!" "Okay, Mama." "All right." "Hmm. [sniffles]" "This ends here." "You got it?" "I already said you don't need to be here." "I'm fine where I am." "If Claire leaves, I leave." "So be it." "I'm not being redundant." "I'm just being thorough." "Luke is innocent." "Claire, I got this." "I'm good." "I know you do." "It's just frustrating." "Officer Albini in the park?" "[Luke] I wasn't even in the state." "Claire and I went to Georgia." "What were you doing in Georgia?" "Unfinished business." "You said no more secrets." "You don't have any scars." "The doctor who did this to me... with Claire's help, did it again, and I got better." "The officer in the park?" "Damon Boone?" "Just match the fist prints from the suit and gloves that Stryker was wearing." "All of that was Stryker." "Why didn't you just come to me?" "I didn't know you." "I stayed out of it." "Until you were right in the center of it." "They killed Pop." "They did." "I couldn't just lay in the cut anymore." "Pop knew about my abilities." "So I put them to good use." "I shut down Crispus Attucks personally." "That wasn't your job." "People needed someone that didn't require a warrant or shield to get things done." "Call it a vigilante, or a superhero..." "Call it what you will, but... [sighs] like it or not," "I finally accepted that that someone had to be me." "Maybe I could've helped you." "This burden is bigger than you." "Or me." "People are scared... but they can't be paralyzed by that fear." "You have to fight for what's right every single day, bulletproof skin or not." "You can't just not snitch, or turn away or take money under the table because life has turned you sour." "When did people stop caring?" "Harlem is supposed to represent our hopes and dreams." "It's the pinnacle of black art... politics... innovation." "It's supposed to be a shining light to the world." "It's our responsibility to push forward, so that the next generation will be further along than us." "Pop said his mantra aloud twice a day." "The kids in the shop were pissed... but they could never unhear it." ""Never backwards..."" "Always... forward." ""Forward..."" ""Always."" "You forget I grew up around the man." "I wish I could've met him." "In a way, you have." "Well, hello!" "Doesn't everybody have work to do?" "Is Mariah still in there?" "Yeah." "Well, now that I'm no longer a suspect... you guys got any take-out menus?" "I'm starving." "You know, I kept telling Cornell it was enough." "He had enough money to keep Harlem's Paradise flush." "Even for opening another club downtown... like our grandmother always talked about." "[takes deep breath]" "He had the talent to make it big." "But there was always another deal, another detail. [sniffles]" "And then this... this guy, Diamond Jim." "Diamondback." "Yes, Diamondback." "Cornell said that he was his direct contact, [stammering] whatever that means." "And he was pissed off when those guns were stolen." "You know, in that... that thing that your Detective Scarfe got caught up in?" "There were a lot of dirty hands." "Not Cornell's." " He didn't have the guns." " Oh, yes, he did." "That's why Detective Scarfe got shot." "Detective Scarfe stole them from evidence and then gave them back to Cornell." "[stammers] I don't know any details." "I just know that Cornell was scared and he wanted out." "And the night when I came into the club, that big brother that was fighting Luke Cage up on Malcolm X..." ""Hey," I screamed, and he... he pulled a gun on me and said that... if I didn't say it was Luke Cage, he was gonna kill me." "He said Luke Cage?" " That it had to be Luke Cage?" " Yes." "He was firm about that." "Luke Cage." "Yes!" " And Candace Miller?" " Oh, God." "Candace. [inhales deeply]" "She tried to protect me, but she didn't have to." "[stammers]" "I feel terrible... that a decent man's name has been maligned, but I will do whatever I need to to rectify that." "I will." "You are absolutely goddamn right you will." "[door closes]" "Start by telling the truth." "I am not a liar, Detective." "[Misty] Mmm." "According to the lab..." "Cottonmouth was struck in the back of the head by a heavy, circular object... probably consistent with a bottle, before he was pushed." "[Ridley] How do we know he was pushed, Detective?" "The angle." "[Mariah screaming] No!" "No!" "No!" "I did not want it!" "[Stokes groans]" "No!" "[Misty] Cottonmouth landed on his back," " turned over, and then crawled." " [Stokes groaning]" "[Mariah] You shut up!" "No!" " No, I didn't want it!" " [breathing heavily]" "[Misty] Judging by the wounds on his hands, he probably was pleading for his life when he was smashed by a heavy, circular base." "Now, the coroner thought it was maybe a heavy waste basket." "But my vote... it was a mic stand." "I went through Harlem's Paradise inventory records with the stage manager, and it turns out... there was a mic stand that was unaccounted for." "I've been around the music business my whole life." "Equipment goes missing." "You can't trust niggas around equipment." " Cottonmouth was weakened." " [Ridley clears throat]" "It wouldn't take a man to kill him in that state, just somebody who was angry... and passionate about seeing him dead." "And... someone who was sloppy... in the cover-up." "[Candace] Mariah killed him." "[Misty] What?" "How do you know this?" "[Candace] I heard them talking about it." "The guy who always wears sunglasses... he was there, trying to calm Mariah down." "And that's just a taste." "I got plenty more where that came from." "I..." " I'm..." " [Misty] You don't have to say anything." "Just tell the truth." "We are right here." "Make a deal." "If you can help us nail Shades and Diamondback, and maybe confirm some of Cornell's contacts, we can make your stay... a little bit easier." "That's all you got." "Cornell liked fooling around with them nasty-ass bitches." "I..." "I had no use for chickenheads." "You are going down." "Go to trial with that flimsy-ass shit." "I dare you." "I double damn dare you, trick!" "Oh!" "Trick?" "Whatever..." "Madam Inmate." " Misty." " Not right now." "Now." " Don't you ever, and I mean, ever..." " Misty." "Interrupt an interrogation." "What is it?" "Detective Chang just caught a body." "An African-American woman, mid-twenties, in front of a bodega." "The victim had a pay-as-you-go phone in her pocket." "I traced the phone's credit card." "It belongs to you." "Chang thought you might've gotten cloned, but you bought the phone... and you activated it." "And the victim... had numerous text exchanges with an NYPD cell phone number." "It's yours." "Come on." "Where are you, Misty?" "I'm right here." "How recent were the texts?" "I lost my phone... at the barber shop." "Show me the picture, Bailey." " We should verify with the family first." " Show me the goddamn picture, Bailey." "Please." "[Bailey] The victim appears to be Candace Miller." "Was that an important call, my dear?" " You murdered her!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " You murdered her!" " You are out of control." " Misty, stop!" " Get off of me!" " You're hysterical." "She's being..." " You murdered her!" " She's being hysterical." " You murdered Candace and you murdered Cornell." " Enough is enough!" " What?" " What are you talking about?" " [Ridley] What is going on?" "Candace is dead." "What?" "You stole my phone." "I know it was you!" "You will say anything about me, won't you?" "Where's your proof?" "I loved my cousin." "[scoffs]" "And I would test that love against the recorded voice of a dead whore any day." "Am I still being charged with anything?" " [clattering]" " No." "Not at this time." "[Mariah inhales deeply]" "You have the man who killed Cornell," "Diamondback, in custody, Priscilla." "Do the right thing." "Keep him there." "He is dangerous." "That is the second time you have attacked a civilian in here." "This shield... ain't worth the tin it's printed on if Mariah Dillard can just walk out of here after what she's done." " This system is broken, Priscilla." " Mercedes... you are one of the finest detectives I have ever seen, but you have got to learn... that there is no getting around the system." "You must work within it." "Candace should have been in protective custody." "She should have been here and I should have known about it." "Mariah Dillard walked out of here today because of you." "Because you didn't trust our system." "Because you didn't trust me." "[sobs]" "[Claire sighs]" "Misty's been gone a long time. [sighs]" "That's never good." "No." "We have a lot to talk about, though." "Like what?" "Your future." "Your next moves." "[sighs] Well, I don't wanna talk about that right now." "[inhales deeply]" "I just wanna chill." "It's been a long day." "You're right." "It can wait." "You wanna get coffee when we get out of here?" "You accused me of not liking coffee." "That's not true." "Just depends on the blend." "I hear that Cuban coffee is particularly robust." "[dishes clattering]" "That might be the corniest thing you've said yet." "It also happens to be true." "Oh, thank you." "Helping a sister out." "[chuckles]" "The hero of Harlem." "Congratulations!" "You are good for the neighborhood." "[Luke] You're not." "What about our deal?" " Where's the file?" " What file?" "Buh-bye!" "What the hell happened?" "They killed Candace." "What?" "My mom..." "Not your mom." "She's fine." "We checked on her." "Shades or somebody used my phone to lure Candace out of the apartment." "But I can't prove it yet." "What about her confession?" " It's worthless." " Why?" "If she were still alive, that would be one thing." "But she admitted to taking money from Mariah, she changed her statement, and now she's dead." "The definition of reasonable doubt." "And the woman she's accusing is politically connected." "It's unwinnable." "There's no way the DA will take that case." "That's why Ridley just kicked her." "Mariah and Shades will talk." "Trust me." "I told her not to leave." "I know." "[man] Carl Lucas," "I'm Marshal Franco." "This is Marshal Johnson." "You're under arrest for your unlawful escape from Seagate Prison." "What are you doing?" "You won't need those." " Says who?" " [Luke] Says me." "I'm done running." "I'm sorry, Mr. Cage." "I'm gonna recommend the New York City DA's office drop all charges against you." "I have done all I can." "Thank you for all you've done for us." "Luke is innocent." "They're not arresting Luke Cage." "They're arresting Carl Lucas." "Who called you?" "Once a city councilwoman identified Luke Cage as Carl Lucas on television, our office received numerous calls." "The information's pertinent and valid." "Mariah, again." "I'm innocent, and I can prove it." "It doesn't matter what you can prove." "You still owe the state of Georgia time." "[sighs] Okay." "Sorry." "Coffee's gonna have to wait, babe." "[Claire] Luke." "Like I said, I know a really great lawyer in town." "I'll call him." "[sighs] Okay." " Be careful." " Always." "[chuckles softly]" "You're so corny." "[Mariah] One of the things that was happening was... [continues speaking indistinctly]" "[sighs]" "[sighs]" "Alex, you're the man." "Anything you need, Madam Councilwoman, let me know." "It's old school." "But it's got a nice feel." "Belonged to Cornell." "It suits you." "[chuckles softly]" "Yeah, it does." "[engine starting]" "Let's head up." "[sighs]" "It's a long trip." "You want something to drink?" "I was set up for something hot and dark before y'all messed that up." "[scoffs]" "Sweet Christmas." "Well, we can stop for coffee at Dunkin' Donuts before we hit the bridge." "Ain't the same." "Let's just get this over with." "Oh." "I like Chester Himes." "This is a good one." "It's actually mine." "What were you reading before?" " [sighs]" " Some West Coast shit." "Michael Connelly." " You ever read Harry Bosch?" " Nah." "Well, you'll have some time to read now." "No, I won't." "I don't plan on hibernating." "I was innocent before and I'm innocent now." "I've got work to do." "[soul music playing]" "[indistinct chatter]" "[singing]" "[music continues playing]" "Sometimes backwards... to move forward." "Always." " [song ends] - [audience cheering and applauding]" "[funk music playing]"
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"We never should have landed a man on the moon." "It's a mistake." "Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment." "Everybody goes, "I can't believe they can land a man on the moon and taste my coffee."" "We would've been happier if we hadn't landed a man on the moon." "We'd go, "They can't make a prescription bottle that'll open easily?" "I'm not surprised they couldn't land on the moon." "Things make perfect sense."" "Neil Armstrong should've said, "That's one small step for man one giant leap for every whining, complaining SOB on the Earth."" "Hey, do you believe I got "Happy New Year'd" today?" "It's February." "I once got "Happy New Year'd" in March." " It's disgusting." " It's pathetic." " Hey, is it cold out?" " Really cold." " Scary cold?" " What's your definition of scary cold?" "Hi." "That." "What is that?" " What?" " When did you get that?" "This week." "My father got a deal from a friend of his." "It's Gore-Tex." "You know about Gore-Tex?" "You like saying Gore-Tex, don't you?" "Look at you." "You can't even turn around in that thing." "Look at this." "Hey, George, can you feel this?" "Can you...?" "All right, all right!" "Knock it off." "Come on, let's go." "We should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine or something." "What for?" "These people invited us for dinner." "We have to bring something." "Why?" "Because it's rude otherwise." "You mean just going there because I'm invited that's rude?" " Yes." "You're telling me, instead of them being happy to see me they'll be upset because I didn't bring anything." "You see what I'm saying?" "The fabric of society is very complex, George." "I don't even drink wine." "I drink Pepsi." "You can't bring Pepsi." "Why not?" "Because we're adults." "What, you're telling me that wine is better than Pepsi?" "No way wine is better than Pepsi." "George, I don't think we wanna walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi in the middle of the table." "I don't like the idea that any time there's a dinner invitation there's this annoying little chore." "You're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself." "All right, let's go." "Who's driving?" "You are." "I can't get that thing in my car." "Where's the heat in this car?" "Come on." "Warm me up." " It's cold." "Give us a little squeeze." " Get off of me." "Get off of..." "Get off of me." "You're comfortable up there, bubble boy." "Oh, yeah." "You wish you had this coat." "I was just thinking, the four of us can't show up with just one bottle of wine." " Oh, here we go." " What?" " Why don't we get them a couch." "We'll rent a U-Haul." "We'll bring them a nice sectional." "We should bring some cake." "Will you stop off at the bakery?" "Why don't you just get some Ring Dings from the liquor store." "Ring Dings?" "Ring Dings are better than anything at a bakery." "I like Ring Dings." "George, you can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and Pepsi." "Hey, your lights are on!" "It's a funeral procession." "I got news for you." "I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi I'm the hit of the party." "People would be coming up, "Between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."" "What are we, Europeans, with the Beaujolais and the chardonnay?" "Oh, Kramer, that's the bakery." "Stop here." "Stop here." " All right." " Okay, let me out." " You, whatever your name is." " Jerry." "Yeah, Jerry." "Come with me." "We'll get the wine, pick you up here in 10 minutes?" " Yeah." " All right." "I love the smell of bakeries." "Look, Elaine, the black-and-white cookie." "I love the black-and-white." "Two races of flavor living side by side in harmony." "It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?" "You know, I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile." " I'm looking forward to it." " Yeah." "It'll be a very smooth transition." "Thank you." "All right." "What are we getting?" "Chocolate babka." "That's their specialty." " Love that babka." " Yeah, yeah." "But listen." "Elaine, when we get up to the door you hold the cake box." " Why?" " I don't know." "Just standing there with a box, holding it by the little string..." " You think it's effeminate?" " It's a tad dainty." "Oh, we forgot to pick a number." "See, that's not fair." "We were here ahead of all these people." "You think I should go and ask her for hers?" " No, forget it." " No, no, no." "It's not fair." "Just because they have a ticket doesn't mean they were here first." "We were ahead of them and them and her." "Come on, let's just go ask them." "Come on." "Excuse me." "Well, I'm not finding a spot here." "What do you wanna do?" " Just double-park." " No." " Why not?" " I'll get a ticket." "What if somebody wants to get out of here?" "People get spaces this good, they never give them up." "That's a fallacy." "All right, I tell you what." "Go into the store, and I'll wait in the car." "Why don't you go into the store, and I'll wait in the car?" "Because I've got the coat." " I can sit in the car and not get cold." " I'll leave the car heater running." " Does the heater work in this car?" " No." "There's a spot right in front of the liquor store." "You see?" "You see?" " But we were here ahead of you." " How do I know that?" "Well, we saw you come in." " Well, that's easy for you to say." " Oh, yeah, right." "That's something I do." "I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries." "Forty-six." "Wait." "Wait a second." "Are you Barbara Benedict?" "Yes." "Oh, my God." "I don't..." "I know you." "I'm..." "I'm Elaine Benes." "Do you remember?" "We met at Linda van Grak's baby shower." "I'm on my way over there right now." "Yeah, me too." " You're Jerry, right?" " David." "Well, this is a little awkward, isn't it?" "Yes, it is." "You know, we were here ahead of you." " You're not getting my number." " So you still don't believe us." " Forty-seven." " That's us." "Oh, okay, fine." "Fine." "Go ahead." "But listen." "As soon as I get there I'm gonna tell everyone what a jerk you are." "I'll be there ahead of you and I'll be telling them what a jerk you are." "I'll have the chocolate babka." "You're lucky, Mrs. Benedict." "It's our last one." "All right, what are we getting?" "It's hot in here." "What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet?" " What's that?" " It's a Bordeaux." "Robust, bold, very dry as opposed to a Beaujolais, which is richer and fruitier." " All right, here's one." "Twelve dollars." " Twelve dollars?" "We should've gone to the bakery." "They're not getting no 12-dollar cake." "I'll pay you back later." "I don't have my wallet." " Why not?" " I don't like to carry my wallet." "My osteopath says that it's bad for my spine." "Throws my hips off-kilter." "Throws your hips off-kilter." " So where's your money?" " I never take it." " So, what do you do?" " Oh, I get by." "See you later." " See you later." " See you later." "That's the last babka." "They got the last babka." "I know." "They're going in first with the last babka." " That was our babka." " You can't beat babka." "We had that babka." "They're gonna be heroes." "So, what now?" "If we can't get the babka, the whole thing's useless." " Well, how about a carrot cake?" " Carrot cake?" "Why is that a cake?" "You don't make carrots into a cake, I'm sorry." " Black Forest?" " Black Forest?" "Too scary." "You're in the forest." " Hey, how about a napoleon?" " Napoleon?" "Who's he to have a cake?" "He was a ruthless warmonger." "Might as well get a Mengele." "That was our babka." "We had that babka." " What's this one?" " That?" "Cinnamon babka." "Another babka?" "There's chocolate, and there's cinnamon." "Well, we gotta get the cinnamon." "Yeah, but they got the chocolate." "We'll be going in with lesser babka." "I beg your pardon." "Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka." "People love it." "It should be on tables in restaurants with salt and pepper." "Someone says, "This is so good." "What's in this?"" "The answer comes back, "Cinnamon, cinnamon," again and again." "Lesser babka?" "I think not." "Forty-nine." "I'll have a cinnamon babka." "And a black-and-white cookie for me." "Peace." "That'll be 13.05." "All right, here you go." "A hundred." "I can't change that." " You can't?" "All right, let's go." " Wait a second." "I can get change." "Hey, anybody got change for a hundred?" "Are you crazy?" "What are you doing?" " You're gonna get us killed." " What?" "Don't go shouting we got a $ 100 bill." "People will be all over us." "Let's buy something and we'll get change." "I am not buying something just to get change." "George, there's a newsstand right over there." "Now, come on." " What are we doing?" " Just get some gum or something." "Pack of gum." "Here you go." "What, it's a hundred?" "I can't change a hundred." " Why not?" " You gotta buy more than that." "Here." "Get a newspaper." " Newspaper." " Not enough." "Clark Bar." " Clark Bar." " Keep going." " I'm up to $2 here." " Here." " George, get a Penthouse Forum." " I'm not getting a Penthouse Forum." "No, that'll make great dinner-party conversation." "We'll read the letters at the dinner table." " Oh, that's nice." " You ever read one of these?" "It's not real." "They're all made up." "Oh, it's real." "You know, then there's an unusual number of people having sex with amputees." "Penthouse Forum." "Newspaper, gum, Clark Bar." "Six seventy-five." "Oh, great." "All right, with the wine, I'm in over $20 now." " Big coat." "Big coat!" " Yes." "I'm sorry." "It's a new coat." "It's Gore-Tex." "We better be careful with that thing." "You'll start a war." "See, the key to eating a black-and-white cookie is you wanna get some black and some white in each bite." "Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate." "And yet still somehow, racial harmony eludes us." "If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved." "Well, your views on race relations are just fascinating." "You really should do an op-ed piece for The Times." "Look to the cookie, Elaine." "Look to the cookie." "What is this?" "What?" "It's a hair." "Take it back." "Get another one." " No, we're late." "I'll take it off." " Get another one." "It'll take a second." "All right, all right." " Excuse me." " Hey, hey." " I'm on line here." " No, no, we just bought this." "You sold us a cake with a hair on it." "You have to take a number." "We waited 15 minutes for this." "You sell me a cake with a hair on it and then you want me to wait?" "What are you doing?" "You're gonna wait now?" "I'm not gonna eat a cake with a hair on it." "It was a little hair." "I took it off." "A little hair?" "Do you think that makes it better?" " What if it's your hair?" " What if it's your hair?" "What is wrong with my hair?" "Nobody takes better care of their hair than me." "You can serve dinner on my head." "You use that misty herbal rainwater crap they sell in the health food store." "I use Prell, the hard stuff." "Hundred proof, takes your roots out." "Okay, fine." "We'll just wait till she calls the number." "Maybe we should forget about the cake." "No." "I'm bringing cake." "All right, we got the wine." "Aren't we lucky?" "We got wine." "Imagine if we didn't bring the wine." "We'd be shunned by society." "Outcasts." ""Where's your wine?" "Get out!"" ""I know this is gonna sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true." "A few weeks ago, my girlfriend mentioned to me how attractive she thought our new neighbor, Linda, was."" "Look..." "Look at this." "Somebody double-parked and blocked us in." "Does anybody know whose car that is?" "Maybe there's a note on it." "Oh, brother." "No." "No note." " Can you believe this?" " "Of course, I noticed her too with those ample breasts and pouty lips." "I don't have to tell you she was a knockout."" "I really cannot comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes." " Can you comprehend it?" " No, I can't comprehend it." "We can put a man on the moon, but we're still basically very stupid." "The guy whose car this is could be the guy that built the rocket." " You see what I'm saying?" " He could build the rocket." "He's still stupid for double-parking and blocking somebody in." "So you understand my point about building rockets and double-parking?" "On one hand, he's smart with rockets." "On the other, he's dumb with parking." "It's cold out here, huh?" "Maybe it's not stupidity." "Maybe it's just a blatant disregard for basic human decency." "This is how dictators start." "Think Mussolini would circle the block six times for a spot?" "How about Idi Amin, huh?" "If I was running for office, I'd ask for the death penalty for double-parkers." "If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society." "This is anarchy!" " Are those shoes comfortable?" " No, not really." " They look comfortable." " That's why I got them, but they're not." "Why couldn't we take the hair off and go?" " No." "That's out of the question." " Why?" "Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger." " What happened?" " I'd rather not talk about it." " You can't tell me?" " All right." "I once found a hair in my farina, and I freaked out." "You found a hair in your farina?" "Yeah." " What happened?" " I screamed:" ""There's a hair in my farina." "There's a hair in my farina."" "I ran out of the house." "I was running and running." "I was little, but I could run really fast." "And I..." "I just kept running and they found me three hours later collapsed at a construction site." " Whose hair was it?" " My mother's." " Fifty-eight." " That's us." "Oh, good." "You sold us a hair with a cake around it." "We'd like another one." "Oh, that's lovely." "That's what you wanna see, yeah." "Yeah, you wanna trade your hair for some phlegm." "You win the pennant with that trade." "Hair for phlegm." "Here you are." "Okay." "All right, we got the cake now." "Where is George and Kramer?" "Hey, double-parker!" "Show yourself!" "Come on out, I'm freezing." "We are really late now." " We're in big trouble." "Big trouble." " Why?" "You know, Elaine." "What about her?" "I'm a little scared of her." " You're scared of Elaine?" " Yes." "Why?" "Did you ever see her lose her temper?" "I was once late because I bought a Panama hat." "She pulled it down so hard my head came right through the top." "Let's go inside the liquor store." "I'm freezing." " Why don't you wear a heavier coat?" " I wanted to look good for the party." "Hey, hey, hey." "That's great." "That's very nice." "We been waiting 20 minutes for you people." " You think you're Mussolini?" " Back off, puffball, it's not my car!" "I wasn't talking to you." "I'm going in." "Wait till I get my hands on that George." "I am gonna pull that big hood over his little head tie the strings and suffocate him." "You remember that Panama hat?" "That was nothing." "What?" " What's the matter with you?" " I don't know." "I don't feel so good." "What's wrong?" "My stomach." "I think it was that cookie." " The black-and-white?" " Yeah." "Not getting along?" "I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there." "If we can't look to the cookie, where can we look?" "My stomach." "I feel like I'm gonna throw up." " Wait." "What about your vomit streak?" " I know." "I haven't thrown up since June 29, 1980." " Sorry." " Sorry?" "You almost took my toe off." "Why don't you watch what you're doing, you lunatic." "Jerry, I think he broke my toe." "Where...?" "Where you going?" "Fourteen years down the drain." "You think chickens have individual personalities?" "I don't know." "Could you tell five chickens apart just by the way they acted?" "Or would they all be walking around:" "If they have individual personalities, I'm not sure we should be eating them." "What's the matter with you?" "Can I help you guys with anything?" "No, no." "We bought the wine here before." "We're blocked in by some car double-parked." "Just waiting for the guy to pull out." "Well, wait outside." "This isn't a hang out." " But my friend here has hypothermia." " Hypothermia." "All right, guys." "Take it outside." "You're paying for these." " How was it?" " Good as it gets." "You know, that coat was Gore-Tex." "It's worth a hell of a lot more than that cheap chardonnay." "You know I'm freezing?" "I'm definitely freezing." "I can't stop shaking." "I'm cold too." "At least you got a coat." "Let's get in the car." "Oh, my God." "That's Saddam Hussein, the dictator." "I told you." "I told you." "I wouldn't walk around without a coat." "You'll catch your death of cold." "So long." "Can I get you anything else?" " Oh, no, thanks." " How about a nice box of scram?" "Somebody double-parked." "We couldn't help it." "Might've been Saddam Hussein." "We're not sure." "He had a British accent, though." "What...?" "What happened to you?" "Somebody put a cane on my foot just like the one I'm gonna put up your..." "Hey, what happened to your coat?" "And what is that smell?" "What, are you drunk?" " I had to give it to the liquor store guy." " What for?" "I spilled some chardonnay." "So, what did you get?" " Cinnamon babka." " Cinnamon?" " Why didn't you get chocolate?" " George." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Here." "Here's your cake." "And your wine." " See you." " See you." "I heard a weatherman say that 75 percent of your body heat is actually lost through the top of the head." "Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat." "But no hat makes a statement quite like the hat with the flaps." "The hat with the flaps makes a statement that no other hat makes." "This hat says to the world:" ""I would rather have the heat in my skull than anything society could possibly offer me."" "In fact, if you're on trial for a serious crime and your lawyer recommends the insanity defense this is the hat to wear." "Your lawyer should really insist." "He should just go:" ""Your Honor, the defense rests.""
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"You all set for tomorrow?" "12 o'clock sharp, we're ready." "You're talking about lunch?" "That sounds civilized." "You got the memo." "We're talking about the mandatory seminar on budget protocols." " Oh, have fun with that." " You're coming too, Jane." "You're joking, of course." "I don't do seminars." " Oh, you do when they're mandatory." " No, I'm a consultant." "Too bad." "They're checking attendance." "You have to sign in." "Oh." "Okay then." "Um..." ""Patrick Jane."" "Just, uh, copy that down for me." "Forge your signature?" "That's against the rules." "Is it?" "I'm not gonna tell anyone." " Jane." " Lisbon." "I understand your precarious emotional state, given you've just gotten your job back, and your sensitivity to the bureaucrats that are watching your every move." " They are." " Yes, but that's your thing." "I gotta be me." "I can't change who I am." "No, but you can change where you are tomorrow at 12:00." "It's not gonna happen." "You think this is funny?" "We got a missing child-- Marin County." "Snatched from a school bus stop two hours ago." "The mother asked for us specifically." "Rigsby is gonna meet us downstairs." "Van Pelt, set up a command post here." "Liaise with the marin sheriff." "Tell him we're on our way." "It's good to have her back." "Mm." "Yes, it is." "Our missing boy-- 9 years old, only child." "Another kid was walking to the bus stop, and he saw a vehicle peeling out with our boy Conner Flint in it." "The man behind the wheel was wearing a hoodie." "Description on the vehicle?" "Big and dark." "The kid's only 8 years old." "Could it be a custody kidnapping?" "The woman was widowed two years ago." "Her husband died of cancer." "Looks like there's family money, but there's no ransom demand yet." "Start with the bus stop?" "Yeah, you and Cho." "Jane and I will question the family." "What's the mother's name?" "Elizabeth Flint." "Patrick!" "Ohh." "Thank God you're here." "Hello, Beth." "I have everything ready for the reading." "I'm gonna do everything I can to help, Beth, I promise, but, uh, I need to you know, I'm--I'm not a psychic anymore." "What?" "Wh-what do you mean?" "Well, I mean, I'm not..." "Well, I-I never really was a psychic." "No, I'm not--wh-- no, what are you-- what are you saying?" "No, I-I know that--that you--you are." "Look, you..." "Please." "Please help me find Connor." "You--you have a connection with him..." " Beth." " So let's-- can we get started?" "Um, I have this locket," " and it--it has his picture in it." " Excuse me, ma'am." "I'm sorry." " Patrick, I'm so happy you're here." " Ma'am." " Would you excuse u for a moment?" " I'm glad you're here." "I-I'm sorry." "She's an old client." "Uh, yeah." "This is a mess we don't have time for." "That boy is out there somewhere, and this psychic stuff is a distraction." "I think you'd better leave." "Can't say I disagree." "Hello." "Is Beth inside?" "And you are..." "I'm agent Lisbon." "We're with the CBI." "Oh." "Nathan Glass." "When Beth called me and told me about Connor," "I came over right away to see what I could sense." "Sense?" "I'm Beth's spiritual advisor." "A psychic?" "Yeah." "She's expecting me." "Excuse me." "Second thought..." "♪" "Forensics found the kid's phone in the bushes over there." "Has the amber alert gone live?" "Yep." "No tips yet." "Deputies shut down the surrounding streets right after Connor went missing." "There's some unpaved trails in the woods that maybe a vehicle could get through." "We got checkpoints up, but..." "Hey, Van Pelt, we get a ransom demand yet?" "No, and I don't think we're going to." "There have been two other abductions in the bay area with a similar M.O.-- young boys snatched while waiting for the bus-- but there were balloon animals found at those scenes, and they think that's how the guy lured the kids." "What happened to those boys?" "ME estimates both boys were strangled approximately 12 hours after they vanished." "Which means Connor has only about eight hours." "I talked with Connor about safety all the time." "You know, i-if a stranger grabs you, just kick, punch, scream, anything to get away." "You know, I-I..." "I told him." "Shh." "It's not your fault." "You taught him well." "Everyone who knows you knows that you're a perfect mom." "How well did you know Connor?" "Beth and I have been working together for two years, since her husband passed over." "I feel like I've watched him grow up." "Connor's such a great kid." "He's kind and funny and smart." "Beth, uh, did Connor always take the bus to school?" "It--it was Deke's idea-- uh, my brother." "Um, he thought it would do Connor good." "Deke Hutton." "He lives here." "Um, yes, ever since James died, and--and I-I agreed with him about the bus." "You know, I-I didn't want Connor to grow up sheltered, and Jonathan supported it, too." "Jonathan is my, um, my grown stepson." "He's, um, Connor's brother." "You know, he-- actually, he owns this house." "He's letting Connor and me stay as long as we want." "Nice guy." "And where are Deke and Jonathan now?" "Um, they're with our--our bankers." "If-- if this is, uh, a-a ransom-type thing, I-- we would need to have a lot of cash." "Yes, if it is." "You-- you--you-- you can find him." "You--you and Nate, you can work together." "I know that you can" "I know you can see where he is, so..." "So--so that we--we can bring him home." "Mr. Glass, would you excuse us?" "Beth, don't worry." "I'll be outside, okay?" "Okay." "Beth, please have a seat." "Okay." "Just breathe and relax." "I need you to hear this, okay?" "I'm not a psychic." "I never was." "I was a con artist." "I took your money, and I told you lies." "No, they--they weren't lies." "Yes." "No." "No." "You-- you know they weren't." "No, i-if you're-- if you're not a psychic, then--then why are you working with the police?" "Ma'am, Mr. Jane is working with us because he is an excellent investigator." "He is gonna be very helpful in this." "I promise." "I understand." "I-it must be a terrible burden-- the gift you have." "Of course you have to deny it." "I mean..." "Even St. Peter denied who he was three times." "Beth, there are no such thing as psychics." " This man Glass..." " It must be awful..." " He's a fraud, too." " Knowing what's gonna happen." "I mean, if--who's gonna live and who's gonna die, but please, please..." "Please don't deny your gift." "Not now." "No." "You have-- you have to help me." "You have to help me find Connor." "Here, look." "I have this locket, and it has his-- his first haircut." "Look at this." "Touch this." "See if you can get a sense." " If this is from his" " No, Beth." "This is from his first haircut..." "And... touch this." "No." " Mrs. Flint." " Please--no!" "My--no!" "My son--no!" "My son is missing." "My son is missing!" "You have to-- you--you have to find him!" " You have to." " Mrs. Flint, please just-- let's just sit down for a minute, please." "Here." "Calm down, okay?" " N..." " It's okay." "Patrick, I don't..." "Why?" "Sources inside the Marin County sheriff's department confirm that Connor Flint, age 9, was snatched from his school bus stop this morning." "No ransom demand has yet been made." "A CBI spokesman told this reporter that all leads and tips are being pursued and that police are looking for a possible suspect." "However, when we asked them to give further information about who that suspect might be, they refused." "After a stealthy investigation..." "Yeah, because they'd go nuts if we told them we suspected a guy who's murdered two other boys." "You know they're calling this guy the "Balloon Man"?" "Media." "Vultures." "Hey, I'm checking into pedophiles released before the first killing, looking for any escalating violence." "Nothing so far." "Good." "Anything from forensics yet on trace from the bus stop?" "Yeah, they said it's gonna take at least 24 hours." "Okay." "A serial offender." "This changes our whole play." "We've got to work all three cases to find this guy." "I can check everything the local cops did in the first two." "Maybe they missed something." "Work fast." "Mr. Flint, when was the last time you saw your little brother?" "Uh, this morning at breakfast." "We like to have breakfast together" "Beth, Connor, Deke, and me." "Connor had--had French toast." "Everything was fine." "I-I..." "I can't believe this." "How's--how's Beth doing?" "Mm." "Not great." "How long ago did she marry your father?" "Um, 12 years ago." "How did you feel about that?" "I like and respect Beth, if that's what you're getting at." "She's no wicked stepmother." "I care deeply for her and Connor." "Well, if you care so much, how come you let her throw her money away on this, uh, psychic?" "Never bothered you when it was you, Mr. Jane." "Yeah, I heard about you." "You nearly squeezed Beth dry." "And you are..." "Connor's uncle, Deke Hutton." "Mm." "And you should have gone to jail, you miserable sleazebag." "Well, nice to meet you, too." "I'm not sure that I'm a sleazebag." " That's enough." " Miserable-- we're here to find Connor, got it?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "We're trying to put together Connor's morning." "From what we understand, you dropped him off at his school bus stop, right?" "Yeah." "And you left him there alone?" "Yeah." "He wanted it that way." "He wanted to show his independence." "The other kids on the bus would make fun of him if he had somebody waiting with him." "It's such a safe neighborhood." "He's always been fine." "So it was routine for you to, uh, leave him alone there?" "Yeah." "I told you." "He wanted it that way." "Beth agreed." "If you think you're gonna pin this on me, then you are very much mistaken!" "Typical addict-- misdirected anger, persecution complex." "Excuse me." "I'm not an addict." "Uh, yes, you are." "You both are." "You--gambling, hence the purple smudge on your thumb from the ticket stubs at the track and your need to live off your sister's money, and you--antidepressants-- the shiny skin, the dyspepsia." "Some deep emotional need not being fulfilled, I would guess." "Are we done here?" "Just getting started." "Thank you." "We are." "Jerk." "Nice work." "So I dug up a few possible witnesses in the first two cases." "We got a power company guy on a job near the first killing, a teacher whose car broke down on the second, and the neighbor of the second kid, like that." "Long shots." "We'd do better using that psychic." "I thought you liked all that spiritual stuff." "What about your psychic cousin Yolanda?" "Yolanda's real." "That guy's a fake." "Good luck." "You, too." "Mr. Walton, we understand the day the first boy vanished, you were checking a downed power line on Martindale Road." "Yep." "That's what my records say." "You know, funny story about that." "They told me it was a damaged overhead conductor." "Turns out it was a blown transformer." "Can you imagine?" "I mean, I could have taken out the entire grid." "Think back." "Did you happen to notice anything on your way to or from that job or maybe this child?" "I'm not sure." "What's the kid's name?" "Reggie Miranda." "He was the second victim." "Your car got a flat tire on Teer's Hill." "You remember seeing him at the bus stop?" "Well, that wasn't a flat tire per se." "More like, uh," "I told my girlfriend that, so we'd be stranded, she could get a little friendlier, which she did, if you know what I mean." "High five." "Come on." "Give it up." "As I was leaving, there was this black SUV, nearly ran me off the road, which reminds me of another funny story..." "Black SUV." "Power company guy says there was a ding in the front bumper." "Great." "That narrows it down." "Well, I think I can help you." "Take my hand." "I want a baby more than anything." "Shh." "I know." "Just..." "Listen." "In the beyond, Beth, I see your baby." "He's the light of your life." "He?" "It's a boy." "Yes, a boy." "His name is Connor." "Connor?" "That-- that's my father's name." "A beautiful baby boy." "That was Connor's favorite when he was a baby." "You know, he doesn't play with it anymore, but I just-- I can't throw it out now." "You understand." "Yeah." "Here." "You know, Deke thinks I'm an idiot about you." "I mean, Jonathan probably does, too, but he's too nice to say so." "You know, but they weren't there." "They didn't--they didn't see your powers at work." "There was nothing to see." "Women that are trying hard to have babies often succeed, and when they do, there's a 50/50 chance that it's a boy." "It was just a good guess." "No, you knew." "And what was I to say, you were never gonna have a child?" "Nobody wants a gloomy psychic." "You had a child." "You lost her." "I-I read about it in the papers." "Murdered?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "Yeah." "Is that why you deny your gift?" "No." "Look, is Connor dead, too?" "Please." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry about before, but please just tell me." "It's just us right now, but--now just" " Beth, I-I can't tell you." "You have to tell me." "We're just" "Beth." "Oh, thank God." "I had a flash, and, uh..." "Mr. Glass, I told you to stay downstairs." "Beth, I think I saw Connor." "It was just a flash, but, um..." "Oh, please, Beth, don't listen to this nonsense." "No, where is he?" "Where--where is he?" "Is--is he alive?" "I don't know." "It was just a split second." "I need a vessel or..." "Connor's favorite." "From when he was a baby, of course." "Of course." "Nice read." "Mr. Glass, let's go." "No, please, agent Lisbon." "Please just" "No, Nate, tell me." "Tell me." "Go ahead." "Beth, it's all right." "I'm here." "Mm." "I need you to think with me, okay?" "I need you to think of Connor." "He's filling your heart." "He's filling your mind, okay?" "Yes." "Yes, I see him." "He's very still." "He's dead?" "No." "He's alive." "Sleeping." "Connor, wake up!" "Can you hear me?" "!" "Your mother's here!" "He's saying..." ""I love you, mo mo."" ""Mo mo." "Mo mo." That's what he calls me." " What?" " He calls me-- he calls me "mo mo."" " Ohh." " Oh, God." " I can't believe he's alive." " Ohh." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Hallelujah." "Mm." "Amen." "Jonathan!" "Jonathan." "Jonathan, he's alive." "Connor's alive." "Nate sensed him." "Oh, Nate sensed something all right--money." "What, you think Glass was faking?" "Of course he was." "Money-grubbin' bastard." "No, no, no." "It was Connor." "He--he called me "mo mo."" "That--that's his nickname for me." "N-nobody knew that." "That's exactly how the trick works, Beth." "You use a detail that no one could possibly know, except Nate Glass did know." "He's been in and out of this house for two years." "No, no, I--no, I don't think he knew that name." "No, I-I" "How much money have you paid him since your husband died?" "And how much more will you give him now that he can sense your son?" "And then if Connor dies and Glass can contact his spirit, what won't you give?" "Hey, don't say that." "Don't you dare." "You're sick." "Nate would never do that." "Of course he would." "Believe me." "He would." "No, you don't know, Patrick." "Apparently you don't know anything." "My son called out for me." "He's alive, but you won't believe it, because you can't stand what you are, so you just run away from yourself, and you hate anybody like you, and you hurt anybody who cares for you." "That doesn't mean I'm psychic." "It just means that you're gullible and desperate." "What is wrong with you that you treat people like that?" "Oh, you should have seen me ten years ago." "It's beautiful, huh?" "It's all state forests that way." "Nothing but bears and deer and elk." "Hmm." "You're pretty good." "I'll give you that." "Not great." "Just... pretty good." "What can I say?" "It's a gift." "Yeah." "See, here's the thing, Glass." "I played the same game myself, so normally I wouldn't tell you not to run your little scam." " Well, it's not a scam." " Hush." "It's a scam." "We both know it's a scam, but you stepped over a line." "This is police business." "There's a child's life at stake here." "Yeah, that's why I'm here." "You don't want to push me." "Back off this woman." "Get out of here right now, or you're gonna regret it." "Yeah." "I can understand your frustration." "You had the vision, and you lost it, and I..." "I can't think of anything more horrible." "You got a lot of nerve." "Maybe I've got you pegged all wrong." "Maybe you're a kidnapper, too." "Yeah." "No, he's not the Balloon Man." "I talked to Van Pelt." "During the first two abductions, he was in New York and Atlanta giving the presentation in front of 100 people." "Actually, it was 200." "Yeah." "Excuse me." "Jane, we don't have time for you to have a feud with this guy." "I-it's like your conscience is battling your old self." "There's no upside." "You think that's why I'm here?" "That's intriguing." "Well, we have to go." "A boy's life is on the line, and this man could take another kid and kill him." "Yeah." "Let's go then." "So I'veeen trolling pedophile chat rooms." "There's this one guy, Charlie95-- something's up with him." "He's a little too eager to chat about the first two boys." "Are you tracking him?" "Yep." "IT says any minute now." "Tell me you've got something better." "Been looking into this black SUV." "The power company guy saw, cross-checking to see if any registered pedophiles own one." " It's thin." " Yeah, it's thin." "We're not gonna make it, are we?" "Jane, feel free to jump in any time." "I'm thinking." "The second boy, Reggie-- it's bothering me." "If he'd have gotten to the bus stop just three minutes later, he would have arrived at the same time as his classmate, and Reggie would still be alive today." " Is that bad luck?" " Or planning." "Maybe the killer was watching for the perfect moment." "But how could anyone have watched the first kid?" "His bus stop was in a cul-de-sac." "It's not visible from the main road." "I've got a picture of the first crime scene somewhere here." "Charlie95 is Brady Walton, the power company guy we questioned." "It can't be a coincidence." "It isn't." "The killer was watching from above." "Walton is the Balloon Man." "Oh, my God." "He was right here." " We had him." " Get Cho on the phone." "Tell him we're moving in immediately." "Let's go." "Walton's registered four guns, including an AK." "No telling how many he's really got." "Good to know." "Here's how it's gonna work." "Van Pelt and I are gonna take the three-four corner." "You and Cho are gonna take the one-two." "Now be careful." "The kid could still be in there." "You ain't gettin' me!" "Not gonna happen!" "Lisbon, we're pinned." "We're pinned on the two side." "Take the three corner." "Let me know when you're in position." "Rigs, I got a clear path to the front door." "Stand by." "It may be too late for me, but I ain't going to prison!" "I ain't going quiet!" "Van Pelt, are you in position?" "Van Pelt?" "Van Pelt?" "Van Pelt?" "Screw you, bi" "Ohh!" "Everybody okay?" "Find the kid." "Lisbon!" "I'm all right." "Walton's down." "Walton, stay with us." "Where's the kid?" "Tell us." "Where's Connor?" "How would I know?" "He's lying." "Gotta be." "Boss, the house is clear." "The kid's not in there." "Hey, Jane." "We got Walton." "The kid's nowhere to be seen." "Tell Rigsby to look in his left pocket." "There should be a note." "Rigs, is there a note in your left pants pocket?" ""The Balloon Man didn't take Connor."" "Okay, so how did he do that?" "Hey." "So videotape puts Brady Walton at a 7-Eleven across town while Connor was being snatched." "Damn it." "Yeah, Walton killed those other two boys, but he didn't take Connor." "We've got a copycat." "So Jane was right." "Jane was right." "I gotta find Lisbon." "She's not in her office." "Hey, Grace, well done anyway." "You took down a seriously bad guy." "Another day, another dollar." "Hey." "You okay?" "Yeah." "I feel pretty good actually." "I'm starting to enjoy shooting people." "Gotcha." "No, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "You didn't get me." "I did." "Walton has an alibi for Connor's abduction." "Mm." "How did you know?" "Well, something was just, uh, a little off." "The other kids Walton killed were older." "They had dark hair." "That's it?" "Just a good guess." "Why the hell didn't you tell me?" "Would you have done anything differently?" "Probably not." "Walton was bad." "Then there's no need to be cranky." "So who took Connor?" "Don't know." "I'm still working on that." "Is he alive?" "I hope so." "So we're back to square one on this one." "First principle--motive." "Why would somebody vanish a 9-year-old boy?" "To hide evidence he was beaten, maybe?" "Abuse?" "Meh." "No." "This has the whiff of something more tangled, more interesting." "Money?" "We dismissed it because there was no ransom demand, but there's other ways to get money." "Connor inherited half of your husband's estate, isn't that right, Mrs. Flint--$20 million?" "Uh, y--uh, yes." "It's being held in a trust until he turns 30." "Why?" "And, uh, who inherits if Connor dies?" "He's--no, he's just a little boy." "He's not supposed to die at all." "Wh..." "According to the terms of the trust, you get everything." "Are you saying that I-- that I killed my son?" "The thing is, we looked into everybody in the family's financials." "Jonathan's worth $30 million, but you need money, don't you, Mrs. Flint?" "I-I don't-- I don't know what you mean." "I-I don't know what I'm doing in this room." "According to the bank, you have $100,000 in credit card debt." "You've spent everything your husband left you and then some." "I've made some-- some bad investments, and I-I'm just not very good with numbers." "I always relied on James for that." "Could you please sit down?" "Thank you." "That must have been really stressful for you, your financial situation." "It's--it's very embarrassing." "I mean, I couldn't even tell Deke." "Uh, could you excuse me?" "Her family's here with a lawyer." "We gotta charge her or kick her." "Maybe you snapped." "It's understandable." "One weak moment, and you saw a way out." "If something were to happen to Connor, all your problems would be over." "If something happens to Connor, my life will be over." "Please, please just help me find my boy." "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "What did they want?" "Well, they a-asked me a lot of questions about money." "It was just stupid." "I think mom's clean." "What are you thinking?" "What was I thinking?" "I was thinking, uh... love is strange, and I was thinking about a sandwich." "Uh, you know who else is profiting from Connor's abduction?" " Who?" " Nathan Glass." "Uh, he alibied out for the first two kids, but not Connor, and maybe he took him to cement his relationship with Beth." "Well, he's certainly heartless enough." "We'll get him in a room." "No, he'll just clam up." "What if we can get him to lead us to Connor?" "That would be nice." "Boss, forensics came back with the labs on Connor's school bus stop." "Nothing?" "Nope." "The only weird thing is, there were traces of white fir pollen in the spot where they think that Connor was grabbed." "There are no white firs there." "Just pines." "All right." "Thanks." "Okay." "Yes." "Got it." "Thank you, Caroline." "Let's get out of here." "Any news?" "No, uh, listen, I just wanted to say" "I'm sorry for everything that's happened." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Uh..." "W" " Bye." " Wait." " Beth." " Wait, wait." "No, Patrick." "When--when you--you grabbed my hand, you--something" " Uh, n-nothing happened at all." " Something happened." "Are you..." " No!" "No, no." " Are you sensing something?" "No." "No." "Liar." "Liar." "I see..." "There's a face." "What's wrong?" "It's Connor." " It is?" " Oh, my God." "Jane, what are you doing?" "I don't understand." "He's standing right there in front of me." "Lisbon." "What is it?" "Lisbon, I don't like this." "I don't like this." "What's going on?" "No." "There's someone there." "I see someone." "Oh, wait." "Wait." "There's someone." "Are--they're following." "They're gonna catch me." "Sweating." "His abductor?" "Oh, come on." "This is crap." "Shh." "I can't do it." "I can't do it." "He's just a little boy." "I-I..." "Connor." "Connor." "Yes, yes." "Connor." "Connor." "Where is Connor?" "There's a--there's a light, and it dances." "It just dance-- it dances on the water." " It's dancing on the water." " Oh, God." " It's so beautiful." " Connor." "Connor's near water." "It's a--it's a strong smell, like, uh... spicy," " like Christmas, uh, trees." " Pine trees?" "It's like pine trees, but different." "Oh, and the bad-- there's a bad smell, a bad taste." "Pungent." "Gunpowder." "Yeah, it's gunpowder." "It's bad." "And you can almost see the house." "He's just surrounded." "There's wood, wood and trees, and--and--and..." "Uh, he's in a cabin." "It's not a cabin." "It's a..." "No, it's like a, uh, it's smaller, like a sh" "Ohh." "I'm tired." "Jane." "Wake up." "Jane, wake up!" "What happened?" "I don't know." "I was gonna ask you that." "That was weird." " No, I-I knew you could sense him." " Please don't touch me." " I knew you could sense him." " Don't touch me." "Get all of your neighbors... and volunteers." "Karl, I want you to call the sheriff's department." "Cho will lead the search of the state forest." "We'll start at the Flint property line." "One hour." "Let's go." "Come on!" "See, that's how you do a psychic reading, huh?" "Whew." "Drop the knife!" "Do it now!" "Are you deaf?" "Drop it, Flint!" "I wasn't gonna hurt him, I swear." "Get on your knees." "Put your hands on your head." "Connor?" "Connor." "Connor, I'm agent Van Pelt." "I'm from the CBI." "I'm here to help you." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Ohh." "I was just there looking for Connor." "This is all a big misunderstanding." "You wanted Connor dead." "You grabbed him and then made it look like a child murderer did it." "Which part are we misunderstanding?" "But you couldn't bring yourself to kill your baby brother face-to-face, so you left him in that duck blind-- no food, no water, no chance." "No, that's not true." "Why would I want Connor dead?" "I don't need his money." "Love." "You are in love with Beth." "What are you thinking?" "Uh, I was thinking... love is strange." "Jane called this one right." "He was in love with Beth, only she didn't see him that way, so how was he gonna change that?" "Kill her kid and then be there to comfort her, pick up the broken pieces." "No!" "I always planned on g" "Always planned what, Jonathan?" "What did you plan?" "I had always planned to go get him and bring him back." "Play the hero." "Put on a mask, kidnap Connor, then go find him later, rescue him." "And then Beth is filled with gratitude and falls into your manly arms." "Bingo." "That's a dumb plan." "I was going to bring him back!" "So what was the knife for?" "I..." "I didn't..." "Planning is easy." "Reality's a bit harder." "What if Connor recognized you?" "What if Jane is psychic?" "Better just to make a clean break and kill the kid, right?" "He is." "Jane's psychic..." "Isn't he?" "Nah." "We followed you." "You led us to Connor." "No." "No, no, no." "That's impossible." "The stuff Mr. Jane said, that he saw Connor, the--the trees, the smell of gunpowder, near a-a body of water-- it was all accurate." "How the hell did he do it?" "!" "Mom." "Mommy!" "Hi." "Hi, baby." "Oh, baby, you're home." "You're home." "You're safe." " Yeah, welcome home, buddy." " Ohh." "Ohh." "Mm." "Look at you." "Oh, my God." "Ohh." "I'm just happy, okay?" "You want some French toast?" "I made you some French toast." "French toast is for breakfast." "It's a special occasion." "Come on." "Come on." "Congratulations, Mr. Jane." "Oh." "Yes, yes." "Uh..." "You son of a bitch." "You trying to steal my action?" "Mr. Glass, nice to finally meet you, and you got no action." "You're a disgrace to the profession." "That contact you faked with Connor-- weak, weak." "Bite me." "That gag was seamless." "You see how she fell for it?" ""Ohh." "Mo mo." "Mo mo."" "Thanks." "That should do it." "Excuse me?" "And, uh, stop." ""Ohh." "Mo mo."" ""Mo mo."" "Bye." "Don't leave." "I won't." "We'll be right over there." "So..." "You gonna tell me how you did it?" "Everything you said came true, but it was a trick, wasn't it?" "Yeah." "How?" "Well, um... being held not far from home." "Uh, the police shut down the roads immediately after Connor's abduction." "The lake-- there's always a body of water nearby, always." "Trees, leaves, earth-- there was, uh, white fir pollen found at, uh, at the bus stop, and where could you hide anyone in a forest?" "Hunting blind, hence the gunpowder, and I was watching Jonathan's face the whole time." "I could see whenever my guesses landed." "Of course." "Elegant." "You know, all those years ago, when you were a psychic and... you were lying to me, telling me about my future" "Yeah, I'm--I'm very sorry about that." "Don't apologize." "You tried to tell me." "You deceived me, sure..." "But you gave me hope." "Thank you for that." "Good-bye, Patrick." "Bye, Beth." "Cheer up." "Oh, I'm cheery." "You heard her." "You gave her hope." "I didn't give her hope." "I sold her hope." "I think hope is worth it at any price." "What, are you running for office now?" "Okay, you know what?" "Uh, you're a wicked charlatan... and you're going to hell then." "That's more like it." "I'll save you a seat by the fire." "Oh, I'm not going to hell." " Oh, you're not?" " No." "You've made other arrangements, huh?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah, where are you going?" "Do you really want to have this conversation?" "You ready for some, uh, theological talk here?" "I don't really want to have that conversation." "I thought you wanted to feel better and not worse." "Yeah, I'm gonna recline and have a little sleep." "Okay."
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"What is this?" "How should I put it?" "It's a pendant." "Maybe a good luck charm?" "Try to figure out what it means to you." "I'm giving this to you." "I think you will need it more than I do." "I don't hate you anymore." "I don't think of you as my competitor." "I don't believe that having this can make you more powerful, that it will make you successful in all your endeavors," "But, I hope that it will happen for you." "As I said before," "I will not wait very long." "You better get your spirits up quickly." "Ah, Jin Guk!" "For now, I don't need this anymore." "I'm giving this to you." "Do you have the confidence to leave and not regret it?" "No, I don't have the confidence." "I'll regret it if I don't leave now." "But if I leave, I'll regret it too." "Then can't you just stay and regret it here?" "= Episode 16 =" "I don't think this is a decision that I can make lightly." "So, I'm going to ask for your opinion first." "Jin Guk, Baek Hee." "Even though both of you did not do anything wrong," "But at this moment, I don't think that you can go on to the stage." "Why?" "How much longer do we have to wait?" "About that..." "Although I have been discussing with them, I still don't think it's possible." "Either we give this some time to go away, or we give them money, and.." "maybe only then will they reconsider." "Aish, how boring." "Just don't take the both of us then." "Didn't I say this the last time?" "If all of this is happening because of me, then forget about putting me in the group." "Yeah, you guys should go ahead." "You guys debut first, and then add us in later." "Can't we do that?" "What is the point in that?" "Since we started together, we should stand on stage together, isn't it?" "Yeah!" "Let's walk this road together." "If both of you aren't doing this, then I don't want to do this either." "There is not much time left for the agreement with your father." "Don't let your feelings get in the way!" "Feelings?" "If I were really using my feelings to deal with this," "I would have left the group long ago." "Jin Guk." "You are the kind of person who would make a huge fuss just because someone stole your underwear." "And didn't Baek Hee make Hye Mi suffer?" "I try to think from a different point of view." "If the group can only go on if I leave, then I hope you guys will have the same opinion as me." "I will definitely not leave this group." "Okay." "Are we done talking then?" "Then I will leave first." "Fine." "Let's do this perfectly once and for all." "They are so much like Teacher Kang." "Is that right?" "How are you going to put these old-fashioned kids on stage?" "Their future is so uncertain." "Why?" "Are you worried?" "Are you scared that you won't be able to make it on stage before the deadline?" "It's not like that." "Don't worry." "I will risk my life to protect your decision." "So smile!" "Okay?" "Alright." "What's wrong?" "What's worrying you again?" "My worries?" "There are so many." "What are you worried about?" "I should debut faster, but it's not going well." "And also," "And also?" "You..." "Have you figured out a way to accurately determine who you like?" "Didn't I tell you last time?" "When you're sad and when you're happy," "It's the first person you think of." "But, what if that's not the person you thought it was going to be?" "Is there a situation like this?" "What is it called?" "This is called two-timing." "Go Hye Mi." "What are you talking about?" "Don't tell me you are switching back and forth between two people?" "No." "You said that my "manners" were the same as two-timing." "I think what you're doing is even worse!" "You should be drawing a clear line, yourself!" "I..." "I'm not like that." "Yes!" "Have you eaten?" "Right." "Get ahold of yourself." "Sam Dong is only a friend!" "A friend!" "Don't confuse yourself, Go Hye Mi." "It's painful!" " It's great to see you." " It's great to see you." "– I heard you got into the Seoul Times!" "– Yeah." "Congratulations!" "Thank you!" ""Star today" reporter." "I will certainly remember your name, Reporter Park Jung Yin." "– Thank you." "– I am very excited to meet you." "I hope that you will help to write more news for us." "Ok?" "Yes." "Everyone, thank you." "Hello, my name is Kim Tae Ha, I'm a reporter too." "You are a reporter from?" "Ah.. yes." "Here." "The monthly Fishing Magazine's reporter, Kim Tae Ha?" "Ah, yes." "As a reporter who specializes in fishing, why did you come to our school?" "There are many "samchon" (uncle) fans among the fly fishermen." "I am working on a special section," "Listening to the pop idol songs while fishing." "Reporter Park!" "Nice to meet you." "I hope you're doing fine?" "Great." "Please sit." "This week is that group's debut performance right?" "I heard a lot of different places are fighting over them." "Come here!" "This is the choreography I thought of before I went to sleep." "Then I recorded it for my friend." "My friend uploaded the video on the internet." "It became popular immediately." "Suddenly, the kids, the policemen, and the studio began to dance." "If it's like this, then we won't need President Ma to do any more publicity." "(FlashMob):" "Refersto agroupofpeoplewhogathersuddenly tomakeadanceormovementtogether." "What do you think if we use this way to make a flash mob?" "Flash "Mohm" (Body)?" "But don't we need a lot of people for that?" "Where are we going to find so many?" "Where there's a will, there's a way." "But how do we make Flash "Mohm" (body)?" "It's not "Mohm" (body), it's Mob." "But after we find the people, we still need to teach them." "It's fine." "We can do this." "How?" "It's easy." "What are you doing here?" "I heard a very interesting story the other day, that time when I was alone in that bathroom stall..." "The one who poured water on me was you, sunbae." "Really..." "To cover up Baek Hee's bruised eye, she intentionally drew stars on it." "What does that matter?" "It's not like she's an angel..." "Intentionally painted it so blue-ish *sigh* Baek Hee-ah.." "Jeong Ah Jeong ..." "Hello." "I heard you are still working at the club." "Ha Ha." "You must be hungry!" "That's what you hoped for." "So it's what I hoped for, too." "You..." "My voice..." "You stole it!" "That's what you hoped for." "What do you want?" "Yellow!" "We must surprise the whole nation." "Dream high!" "Yes." "Just like this." "Everyone, please stand in line according to gender!" " Can everyone please wear one of the clothes over there?" " Everyone, please wear one only!" "All the best." "Who is that?" "The one taking pictures?" "I'm not sure." "I don't know who he is." "Take a few good pictures first, okay?" "Yes, Aunt (his sister)." "After another half a month, I can go back." "♫ Dream high, I dream, ♫" "Hey!" "Can you be quieter?" "Yes." "Hye Mi said it's hard to separate from her friends, so she wants to stay a little longer." "No, no." "We will definitely go back." "About the house, we can just use the second floor." "What?" "Why are you staring at me like that?" "It's nothing." "It's nothing." "Of course, of course." "Dream High (Korean pronunciation) Ya!" "You just said Dream High with an accent a moment ago." "You should be saying Dream High, "Dream High"." "D-r-e-a-m H-i-g-h." "Repeat after me." ""Dream High" (Korean pronunciation)" ""Julliard"" "Try that once." ""Julliard" (Korean pronunciation)" "Sigh, forget it!" "♫ Grab my hand... ♫" "Doing it by yourself is a waste." "You're dancing here alone?" "Because Hye Mi's dad doesn't like my singing." "He doesn't like me singing either." "How are things between Hye Mi and you now?" "Didn't you say we should have a man-to-man competition?" "I have decided not to confess to her anymore." "What?" "It was only when Hye Mi said she wanted to leave that I realized that no matter who Hye Mi likes, it's not important." "I like her." "Whether she likes you, and she hates me," "as long as she is by my side, I'm happy." "Ah... and also..." "Ah..." "You're still just the way you were." "You still have the talent of turning people into chickens." "(Chicken bumps means goosebumps in Korean.)" "♫ Dream high, I dream ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I... ♫" "Why am I like this?" "Have I gone mad?" "You really are such a mysterious person." "I can't wait to see the side of yourself you will show us tomorrow." "I'm not the only mysterious person in this household, what about your GREAT brother...?" "What did you say?" "Explain it to me again," "What are you thinking?" "What made you take over Hye Mi's debts and use your house as collateral?" "What collateral?" "You still don't know?" "He used this house as collateral and borrowed 2 billion won from President Ma." "What?" "It looks like you really don't know!" "Ah..." "Kang Oh Hyuk." "Have you gone insane?" "You must be completely insane!" "It's not enough that he was seduced by that Cha Mi Yeon and was then forced to destroy his own life." "Now he's messing with mine, seriously!" "Now look here, who destroyed whose life?" "!" "It was Kang Oh Hyuk who destroyed my wife's life first!" "I really can't take this anymore." "Your innocent wife was really a selfish person." "Since she was dying, she should've died by herself." "Why did she look for my good brother?" "Because of that, he was blamed for seducing another person's wife for the rest of his life." "Who was almost dying?" "Before your wife died from an incurable illness, she told Oh Hyuk that your company went bankrupt." "In order not to let her hospital bills increase your burden, your wife asked Oh Hyuk to make her look like a bad wife." "Why are you here?" "I'm really a bastard who should die..." "Because of me, my wife even hid her illness." "Because of me, my daughter also hid her dream." "I'm really not qualified to be a parent." "Hye Mi's father..." "I feel deeply sorry for misunderstanding you for this period of time." "When I go back to the US, I will return all your money as soon as possible." "Then, how about Hye Mi and Hye Seong?" "I dare not face my children." "What kind of father am I?" "Can you do me a favor?" "♫ Dream High!" "♫" "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫" "♫ Today I falter again when faced with the dreaded end of my dreams. ♫" "♫ Like the small fledgling who never leaves the nest because it fears falling. ♫" "♫ Will I be able to do it?" "Will I be able to realize this dream?" "♫" "♫ One step forward, and then another." "Each time I step forward, I always feel some fear. ♫" "♫ I dream high." "I'm have my own dreams ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫" "♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself. ♫" "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "♫ When I fall down, I need the courage to get back up. ♫" "♫ The courage to dust myself off, and get back on my feet so I can take off once again. ♫" "♫ Believe in me and my destiny ♫" "♫ to overcome any insurmountable obstacles that are in my way. ♫" "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫" "♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself ♫" "Have you found Hye Mi?" "♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself ♫" "Have you found Hye Mi?" "♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself ♫" "Have you found Hye Mi?" "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "She's over there, wearing glasses." "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "She's over there, wearing glasses." "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "She's over there, wearing glasses." "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "Beautiful, right?" "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "Beautiful, right?" "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "Beautiful, right?" "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "Yes, very beautiful." "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ Dream high, a chance to fly high. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ Dream high, a chance to fly high. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ Now all that pain and grief go bye-bye. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ Now all that pain and grief go bye-bye. ♫" "You keep saying Hye Mi gave up her dream in order to protect you." "♫ I will fly as high as those stars in the sky ♫" "♫ I will fly as high as those stars in the sky ♫" "Look for yourself." "♫ I will fly as high as those stars in the sky ♫" "Look for yourself, ♫ I will fly as high as those stars in the sky ♫" "Look for yourself." "♫ Let your dreams unfold, it's time for you to shine. ♫" "♫ Let your dreams unfold, it's time for you to shine. ♫" "Is that the face of someone who gave up all her dreams?" "♫ Let your dreams unfold, it's time for you to shine. ♫" "Is that the face of someone who gave up all her dreams?" "♫ Let your dreams unfold, it's time for you to shine. ♫" "Is that the face of someone who gave up all her dreams?" "♫ We've only just begun, gotta make them mine ♫" "Is that the face of someone who gave up all her dreams?" "♫ We've only just begun, gotta make them mine ♫" "Is that the face of someone who gave up all her dreams?" "♫ Don't be afraid of a future you must make for yourself ♫" "Is that the face of someone who gave up all her dreams?" "♫ Don't be afraid of a future you must make for yourself ♫" "♫ Now, I will walk full of confidence. ♫" "Those kids who are dancing right now, ♫ Now, I will walk full of confidence. ♫" "Those kids who are dancing right now, ♫ Now, I will walk full of confidence. ♫" "Those kids who are dancing right now, ♫ Destiny, it's inescapable, and now this unstoppable destiny ♫" "♫ Destiny, it's inescapable, and now this unstoppable destiny ♫ they are all Hye Mi's friends." "♫ Destiny, it's inescapable, and now this unstoppable destiny ♫ they are all Hye Mi's friends." "♫ Destiny, it's inescapable, and now this unstoppable destiny ♫ they are all Hye Mi's friends." "♫ spreads out before our eyes. ♫" "♫ spreads out before our eyes. ♫" "These are the friends with whom she's spent the past year." "♫ spreads out before our eyes. ♫" "These are the friends with whom she's spent the past year." "♫ spreads out before our eyes. ♫" "These are the friends with whom she's spent the past year." "♫ It's a "whole new fantasy" just for you. ♫" "These are the friends with whom she's spent the past year." "♫ It's a "whole new fantasy" just for you. ♫" "These are the friends with whom she's spent the past year." "♫ So grab hold of my hand, ♫" "These are the friends with whom she's spent the past year." "♫ So grab hold of my hand, ♫" "Hye Mi is actually really happy." "♫ So grab hold of my hand, ♫" "Hye Mi is actually really happy." "♫ So grab hold of my hand, ♫" "Hye Mi is actually really happy." "♫ and starting now, this will be our only goal. ♫" "Hye Mi is actually really happy." "♫ and starting now, this will be our only goal. ♫" "Hye Mi is actually really happy." "♫ We will never give up this dream, this future. ♫" "♫ We will never give up this dream, this future. ♫" "Therefore, ♫ We will never give up this dream, this future. ♫" "Therefore, ♫ Youth, passion, this is everything." "Let's dream high. ♫" "Therefore, ♫ Youth, passion, this is everything." "Let's dream high. ♫" "Therefore, ♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams ♫" "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams ♫ don't blame yourself for not protecting her." "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams ♫ don't blame yourself for not protecting her." "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams. ♫ don't blame yourself for not protecting her." "♫ When things get tiring, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ When things get tiring, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "If you still feel sorry for her, ♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "If you still feel sorry for her, ♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫ then start protecting her now." "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫ then start protecting her now." "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫ then start protecting her now." "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "Help protect Hye Mi's REAL dream." "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "Help protect Hye Mi's REAL dream." "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "Help protect Hye Mi's REAL dream." "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "♫ Flying freely, soaring up high. ♫" "♫ When I fall down, I need the courage to get back up. ♫" "♫ The courage to dust myself off, and get back on my feet so I can take off once again. ♫" "♫ Believe in me and my destiny ♫" "♫ to overcome any insurmountable obstacles that are in my way. ♫" "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams. ♫" "You're really working hard in promoting them." "♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams. ♫" "You're really working hard in promoting them ♫ I dream high." "I have my own dreams ♫" "You're really working hard in promoting them." "♫ When I'm tired, I just close my eyes ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I just close my eyes ♫" "Don't you find it innovative?" "♫ When I'm tired, I just close my eyes ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I just close my eyes ♫" "The song is really quite good." "♫ When I'm tired, I just close my eyes ♫" "The song is really quite good." "♫ When I'm tired, I just close my eyes. ♫" "The song is really quite good." "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "Do you want to invite them to the show?" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "To invite them just just to have this filmed sounds..." "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "To invite them just to have this filmed sounds..." "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "To invite them just to have this filmed sounds..." "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫ like anyone can just go up on this stage!" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫ like anyone can just go up on this stage!" "♫ I replay it and get up again. ♫ like anyone can just go up on this stage!" "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "Isn't this fun?" "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "Isn't this fun?" "♫ I can fly high." "I believe in myself. ♫" "Isn't this fun?" "♫ Someday... ♫" "♫ Someday... ♫" "What are you looking at?" "I've uploaded the 'Dream High' video everywhere." "I'm just trying to help with publicity." "Who knows?" "Even though it is a little embarrassing, online publicity has its limitations." "However, it seems that the view rate is quite high." "Yes, right." "Umm." "Teacher Kang." "Have you eaten dinner?" "If you haven't eaten, do you want to eat together?" "About that...." "I already have plans for today." "Is that so?" "This badger-like jerk, he kissed her..." "Kissed!" "Then when she asked him out to eat, he rejected her." "Kang..." "I..." "Didn't Yang PD say that he'd come out in one hour?" "Why hasn't he come out yet?" "Hi, this is Dream High, please look after us." "Are you here for an interview, Reporter Kang?" "Why didn't you tell me that you're our house's guarantor?" "You found out..?" "I have said from the very beginning, the house is registered under Oh Hyuk name, but it's actually my house." "That house was from my 10 years of hard work," "From writing reports..." "I knew that." "If you knew, how could you do this to me?" "Please hold on to this for now." "If Yang PD comes out," "Please tell him that there's an address on the back of the CD." "Ah, as I'm leaving I will also do a bit of advertising." "President Ma." "About the guarantee, don't worry about it." "That..." "I will take care of it." "What kind of President does his own publicity?" "Be careful." "Number 21?" "Of course." "What?" "!" "A group cannot come?" "You bastard!" "This kind of matter should've been confirmed earlier." "Tomorrow is the recording." "Where do we find a replacement at this time?" "Jang PD Nim?" "Dream High can be your replacements." "How about it?" "Can you be ready tomorrow?" "Definitely." "Jang P.D.." "HWAITING!" "Children!" "Children, children, children." "Finally, we've got a schedule." "Really?" "Are you serious?" " When?" " President Ma called just a moment ago." "Tomorrow, Super Concert, live broadcast!" "Dad, see?" "I said I could do it." "I won't go to the US." "Hello!" "We are Dream High!" "Hey!" "You need to greet people." "I don't know those people..." "Even if you don't know them, you must greet them." "Then other people will know we're debuting." "And we won't get scolded." "When you act like this, you really seem like a sunbae (senior)." "Of course, I am your sunbae (senior)." "I debuted half a year earlier than you." "So you must address me as sunbae in the future, and you must greet me properly." "I don't want to." "Hye Mi's shoe (follower)." "Yoon sunbae (senior), call me sunbae now." "I don't want to." "Ah!" "I'm so nervous." "I feel like I'm going to forget the lyrics!" "Hard work is all we need now." "Don't be nervous." "Starting now, let's just enjoy it." "Okay." "Okay." "Please take one of these when you go in." "There's no need..." "It's so troublesome..." "There's no need...there's no need." "One is enough..." "We'll give you this." "Here you go." "Thank you!" "Each person take one." "If you eat everything, you will get fatter." "Ya, did you check your mic yet?" "It's almost our turn to go on the stage." "I am practicing my singing." "You!" "You can't hear what I just said, right?" "Is the condition appearing again?" "I can't hear what you are saying now." "Don't worry." "I'll definitely not go off-pitch." "Head to the stage." "As long as you give the correct signal, it doesn't matter whether I can hear or not." "I will do it." "Oh." "You're here." "Right now, Sam Dong cannot hear any sound right?" "I hope you won't tell anyone." "If anyone else knows, he'll go mad." "Hye Mi." "Today is the first time, that you and I will be on stage performing together." "Yes, right." "Although I thought this opportunity would arrive sooner, the opportunity came later than I thought." "I agree." "♫ Dream High!" "♫" "♫ I dream high." "I have a dream. ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true, ♫" "♫ While I get up again. ♫" "♫ Today I falter again when faced with the dreaded end of my dreams. ♫" "♫ Like the small fledgling who never leaves the nest because it fears falling. ♫" "♫ Will I be able to do it?" "Will I be able to realize this dream?" "♫" "♫ One step forward, and then another." "Each time I step forward, I always feel some fear. ♫" "They say that in this world there are two kinds of happiness ♫ One step forward, and then another." "Each time I step forward, I always feel some fear. ♫" "♫ One step forward, and then another." "Each time I step forward, I always feel some fear. ♫" "One kind of happiness you only know after the moment has passed, ♫ One step forward, and then another." "Each time I step forward, I always feel some fear. ♫" "One kind of happiness you only know after the moment has passed, ♫ One step forward, and then another." "Each time I step forward, I always feel some fear. ♫" "One kind of happiness you only know after the moment has passed, ♫ I dream high, I have a dream. ♫" "One kind of happiness you only know after the moment has passed, ♫ I dream high, I have a dream. ♫" "One kind of happiness you only know after the moment has passed, ♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫ and the other is a happiness you feel in the moment ♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫ and the other is a happiness you feel in the moment ♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "and the other is a happiness you feel in the moment ♫ while I get up again. ♫" "♫ while I get up again. ♫" "That happiness that you feel in the moment ♫ while I get up again. ♫" "That happiness in the moment ♫ while I get up again. ♫" "That happiness you feel in the moment ♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself. ♫" "♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself. ♫ is so precious ♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself. ♫ is so precious ♫ I can fly high, I believe in myself. ♫" "is so precious ♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫ that they say that the memories of this kind of happiness ♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫ that they say that the memories of this kinda of happiness ♫ Someday, high up in the sky, ♫" "that they say that the memories of this kinda of happiness ♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫" "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫ can stay with you and enlighten your life." "♫ I'll spread my wings wider than anyone else, ♫ can stay with you and enlighten your life." "♫ flying freely, high up in that sky. ♫" "♫ flying freely, high up in that sky. ♫" "Maybe we can turn today ♫ flying freely, high up in that sky. ♫" "Maybe we can turn today ♫ When I fall down, I need the courage to get back up. ♫" "♫ When I fall down, I need the courage to get back up. ♫ into the kind of happiness you feel in the moment..." "♫ When I fall down, I need the courage to get back up. ♫ into the kind of happiness you feel in the moment..." "♫ When I fall down, I need the courage to get back up. ♫ into the kind of happiness you feel in the moment..." "♫ The courage to dust myself off, and get back on my feet so I can take off once again. ♫" "♫ The courage to dust myself off, and get back on my feet so I can take off once again. ♫ so that we can remember this happiness for the rest of our lives." "♫ The courage to dust myself off, and get back on my feet so I can take off once again. ♫ so that we can remember this happiness for the rest of our life." "♫ The courage to dust myself off, and get back on my feet so I can take off once again. ♫ so that we can remember this happiness for the rest of our life." "♫ Believe in me and my destiny ♫" "♫ Believe in me and my destiny ♫" "♫ to overcome any insurmountable obstacles that are in my way. ♫" "Let me help you." "It's okay." "I can do it myself." "I said I will help you." "It's really fine." "Hye Mi." "What's wrong?" "Why are you always hiding from me?" "I'm not hiding from you." "If you're not hiding from me, why can't you look me in the eye while talking to me?" "Forget it." "Hye Mi." "Do you have some spare time today?" "Why?" "It's your birthday today." "Don't tell me you forgot." "Really?" "Great, we'll have a birthday party today!" "Forget it." "Where are we going today?" "It's been a long time since I've ridden this bike." "Yes, right." "Hold on to my waist." "Ok, I know." "Let me wear the gloves first." "My wallet!" "I left it at home." "Don't worry." "I'll pay today." "No!" "I'll be back immediately." "This is when we were still trainees." "You didn't look through my wallet, right?" "What?" "Nope." "What?" "Are you scared that I might steal your money?" "Yup." "Since you found it, let's go then." "We have not been here for a long time." "Do you remember?" "You wore this helmet while trying to escape." "Yes, right." "It looks like we can't do it today." "It's your birthday." "Let's go back and have a birthday party instead!" "Let's wait for Mr Kang and his sister to come back, so that we can celebrate together." "No." "Why do you suddenly feel like going back?" "Where do you want to go next?" "Don't force yourself, Hye Mi." "Let's go." "I want to go." "Hye Mi." "You're forcing yourself." "I already know this..." "Where is your heart right now?" "Although I know the answer," "I don't want to let go." "Jin Guk..." "You can't force feelings." "I am sorry." "I must be really annoying." "I'm sorry if I made you upset." "From now on, how about we become good friends?" "Just like in the past, when we played together, went to school together... just like friends." "You asked for me?" "You have a package." "What.." "What's this?" "If I'm not wrong, it's the list of people who passed EMG's second round of auditions." "Wa!" "Did any of them pass the EMG audition?" "Are you that happy?" "Just because they are finally getting somewhere, you feel that the world is under your control?" "This..." "Why are you saying this?" "Don't tell me I said something wrong?" "You're so great, you don't even think about my daughter." "Your daughter?" "Are you referring to Teacher Shi Kyung Jin?" "Of course." "Who else could I be talking about in this school?" "Teacher Shi Kyung Jin likes me?" "Exactly." "You didn't know?" "Yes, I really didn't know." "Really?" "Teacher Shi Kyung Jin likes me?" "Hahaha." "That's too coincidental." "Teacher Kang." "Teacher Kang." "Ya, is this real?" "One of them passed the final EMG audition?" "How many times do I have to say it?" "Ah, it doesn't matter who passed." "We will still sincerely congratulate whoever it is." "Stop talking so much." "Hurry up and take a look." "After all, we're not expecting anything." "Ah, Go Hye Mi!" "You've been chosen!" "Wa!" "I knew it would be me." " Congratulations!" " You did well, very well." "Congratulations." "Good job." "Hey." "Someone else also passed." " What?" " What?" "All six of you were chosen." "Teacher, stop joking around." "Have a look." "Wa!" "Wait a second." "As long as you applied, you got chosen?" "If only I had known." "I would have tried out, too." "Actually, I have a bit of the US style." "So if I go to the US, I'll be able to succeed." "Who is it?" "What, how did you know it was me?" "It's pretty weird." "There were many conditions that I didn't qualify for." "I can't even speak 3 different languages." "And now there's a second round of auditions?" "I had no idea." "You mean that the children actually passed through to the final audition stage for EMG?" "Yup." "So if they actually pass the audition, they could release an album with EMG?" "Exactly." "♫ I'm gonna be a bad boy." "I'm gonna be a bad boy. ♫" "How much profit will there be in that record album sale?" "♫ I'm gonna be a bad boy." "I'm gonna be a bad boy. ♫" "How much profit will there be in that record album sale?" "♫ ♫" "How much profit will there be in that record album sale?" "♫ I'm gonna be a bad, bad boy." "I'm gonna be a bad boy. ♫" "♫ I'm gonna be a bad, bad boy." "I'm gonna be a bad boy. ♫" "♫ I'm gonna be a bad boy." "I'm gonna be a bad, bad boy. ♫" "Oh no, what I meant was..." "♫ I'm gonna be a bad boy." "I'm gonna be a bad, bad boy. ♫" "Oh no, what I meant was..." "♫ ♫" "Oh no, what I meant was..." "♫ I'm gonna be a bad boy. ♫" "I'm so happy that the children have been able to realize their dreams." "♫ I'm gonna be a bad, bad boy. ♫" "I'm so happy that the children have been able to realize their dreams." "♫ ♫" "I'm so happy that the children have been able to realize their dreams." "♫ I'm gonna be a bad boy. ♫" "I'm so happy that the children have been able to realize their dreams." "♫ ♫" "I'm so happy that the children have been able to realize their dreams." "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "Have the children started practicing yet?" "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "Don't worry." "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "They will not be idle." "♫ I feel your sight on my body." "How do you feel?" "Make some noise. ♫" "They will not be idle." "♫♫" "They will not be idle." "♫ Make some noise. ♫" "They will not be idle." "♫♫" "Men are fists." "Ya... because this is for each person's individual practice time, you can't collude, got it?" "You two." "Good." "Whoever wins will use the practice room first." "Fine." "Rock, Paper, Scissors!" "Rock, Paper, Scissors!" "Yes!" "Hey, I win." "So, I get to use the practice room." "Pil Suk, let's practice together." "Wait a moment." "Let me use it, too." "What do you mean together?" "Hey, didn't we say it's an individual practice?" "Do you want to start over?" "Just shut up and start again." " What?" "!" " Rock, Paper, Scissors!" "These kids..." "Whatever they do, they're glowing, even if they've had a setback." "At my age, I envy them." "I don't know if I'm able to comfort you, but the world is very fair." "What?" "Although they didn't know," "We knew." "Indeed." "Have you eaten dinner?" "It's already this late, of course..." "No, I haven't eaten yet." "Ah, right, how about we go out to eat later then?" "It'll be my treat." "Sure." "I'll call you then when we're ready." " Okay." " What shall we eat?" "I haven't eaten dinner yet." "I haven't eaten at all." "If you already knew, why didn't you practice earlier?" "Teacher Kang." "As soon as I looked at you, I knew." "Why does this test have this unreasonable condition?" "Why have that kind of condition?" "They are trying to see who will agree, even with such harsh conditions." "You all passed the first round of auditions in a highly competitive battle." "So.." "You must have a fighting spirit." "It can be a blind spirit of challenge." "Then, the second round?" "Yes, right, absolutely." "But when is the actual test?" "That person.. isn't he a reporter?" "Didn't he film us without permission the last time?" "Yeah!" "The fishing magazine reporter." "Is that person a representative of EMG?" "Humans depend on their clothes whilst horses rely on their saddles.." "How true that is." "He looks like a completely different person." "When she said she wanted to interview us that time, it was actually a test?" "It looks like that." "How special." "EMG's conditions for their first round of interviews, was it very hard?" "Not being bothered by the unreasonable demands and challenging yourself, you have already passed the hardest first stage." "Because, the person we want is one that has a great fighting spirit." "Is it true?" "Teacher Kang was right!" "He was spot on." "The second round, everybody should know." "What to do?" "I am more nervous for this than during my Kirin Arts High interview!" "Why are they not choosing more?" "It is hard to choose only two." "But if chosen, he will have to go to the USA immediately." "I think so." "Because he will be producing an album in the USA." "I feel a bit reluctant to, because then we'll have to go our separate ways." "What if you're chosen but don't go?" "Of course you have to go." "Your dream is over there." "Yes But he also has the chance to become the world's best singer." "What would it feel like to be the best?" "Of course, being first is the best." "The feeling is definitely awesome." "I don't think so." "Becoming first is a lonely, tumultuous, uncertain path." "That's true." "Therefore you don't want to become first?" "No." "Even if it's like this, I still want to be first." "My dream is really, really beautiful." "It is as beautiful as a fantasy." "I want to achieve this dream, and I've been very happy on the path to realizing this dream." "I will work hard." "I will try my best to be as hardworking as possible." "Please support me." "Is it my turn already?" "I said, IS IT MY TURN?" "Only if you have a dream will you know." "In this world, there is no such thing as a foolish dream." "I will always stand on the stage." "This is not merely a job, nor merely a desire." "My mother told me that, while she was pregnant, she dreamt of a cockroach." "But, isn't it said that the "long-living cockroach" is a natural treasure?" "Then, didn't she dream of a good thing?" "I'm not defective, right?" "I really do have the strength." "How will this story end?" "I think I know." "= Year 2018 =" "♫ This is my dream ♫ -=Year 2018=" "♫ This is my dream, ♫" "♫ to admire the view that is your beauty. ♫" "♫ This crystal clear image of your figure, ♫" "♫ is my everything. ♫" "♫ Your warm embrace, feels just like home. ♫" "♫ Sleep well, please sleep well. ♫" "♫ My loved ones... ♫" "♫ Sleep well, please sleep well. ♫" "♫ My loved ones... ♫" "Ya..." "Pil Suk!" "Shh...the children are sleeping." "Ya, you've really got fat." "Shh...did you come to say that?" "No." "Is today an important day?" "The commemorative stage." "Ah.." "It is today..." "Looks like we're all meeting after a long time." "Today I'm the VIP, so let's go together." "Forget it." "If someone took a picture of us, there may be talk." "I don't want to hear them talking about how Kim Pil Suk has got big again." "I'm sick of it, sick of it." "I am happiest now." "So am I." "Everyone, take off your shoes." "There are 200 pins scattered on the floor." "We will start our dance class in exactly five minutes." "Teacher." "There are so many pins." "What about our hands?" "If you don't find 200 pins in five minutes, you can guess what happens to your feet, right?" "Alright." "Let's start now." "Art Director!" "You're here." "Teacher Yoon." "You didn't forget the concert at 8 today, right?" "Yes, yeah, YEAH... that's right." "I can't go." "But don't forget the flowers!" "I want a big bouquet." "Okay..." "Looks like.. it's tough." "Goodbye." "It's not tough at all." "You have one minute left." "Art Director, hello." "Hello, Teacher Kang Oh Hyuk." "Yes?" "Then..." "Honey, for this school excursion, there are four students that are unable to go." "Therefore, I... paid the $3,600 fee for them..." "Next time..." "Next time, I won't dare do it again." "Fee..." "Min Hee's father!" "(Min Hee is their child)" "That's really..." "Mr. Hyun Shi Hyuk." "After you leave, when are you planning to come back?" "I heard you are bringing out a new album soon." "Is this true?" "How will you plan your Japanese concert schedule?" "K mentioned in his recent interview that Mr. Hyun Shi Hyuk was his pacemaker." "Have you heard about that?" " Please say something." " Please say something." "Please say something, Mr. Shi Hyuk." "Who is whose pacemaker," "I think we will only know at the end." "Let's stop here today." "This current album..." "President, I'm going to pay the parking fee." "Mmm..." "Have a look." "This is the photo of my child's first 100 days." "Have a look." "President, he doesn't look like you at all." "How is that possible?" "His nose and eyes are just like mine." "Yeah, like Noona." "Is that so?" "It looks more like his mother's, though." "Recently, I've been spending a lot of money." "So..." "How about shooting a CF before you go abroad?" "President." "I thought I told you before that I really can't do it tonight?" "So, see, I didn't sign." "I will cancel it." "Oh, it's a pity that so much money is spent." "=K hopes to be the first South Korean singer to attain a Grammy=" "= Can populace favorite Hyun Moo Jin be elected as GoYeong's mayor for the next term?" "=" "Now we're bringing to you live the 60th Grammy Awards" "It was a close fight... the album of the year goes to Singer 'K'!" "Singer K's second album Dream High sold 20 million copies throughout the world, and received good reviews." "I won't go to the US." "You must go to the US, release an album there, and stand on an even bigger stage!" "Don't you want to be Number One?" "I've already said this before." "I'm not going to the US for the sake of going there." "Rather, I'm going there to prove myself to you." "Once you've seen it, I'll let it go, and go home." "Sam Dong-ah." "I said I'm not going." "From the very start up to this point, to me, you are my music." "The music is you." "That's why I'm here now." "If you're not there, then there's no music." "You..." "Do you remember what you said to me?" "You must become someone who won't make me anxious or worried." "To become someone cool and handsome..." "But I'm still worried about you now." "If it ends here, then I will always worry about you." "So that means," "You must become more dependable." "Please." "Don't make me worry again." "It's grown to the extent where it makes me mad." "If you want me to be infatuated with you, you must become more handsome." "When that time comes, then I will never have to worry." "Please think about it." "To me, what kind of existence are you?" "You're lying to me." "You want to hold onto me." "You don't want to let me go." "I...understand you better than yourself." "Am I right?" "No." "Wrong." "If it were a year ago..." "I would definitely shout, "Why isn't it me?" "Why is it you?"" "But right now, I'm sending you off." "My heart is very happy." "Unbelievably happy." "Don't lie." "Is that an expression a happy person should have?" "Mmm..." "This is my expression... when I am happy." "Don't talk nonsense you brat!" "You cruel girl." "Sam Dong-ah, just go." "Go there, and let me see." "Are you sure?" "Are you ready to go?" "I always am." "To all the dear guests at my 100th concert," "I want to show you my deepest appreciation." "In order to commemorate this concert," "I know that my teachers and friends have also come." "Sitting somewhere in this place, are people who have fought, and reconciled with me." "They helped me to grow." "I thank them, and love them." "Also today, a friend is unable to come here." "The road he walks is possibly the brightest, but also possibly, the loneliest." "To that friend," "I dedicate the first song." "♫ There's a song that's inside of my soul. ♫" "♫ It's the one that I've tried to write ♫" "♫ over and over again. ♫" "♫ I'm awake in the infinite cold. ♫" "♫ But, you sing to me ♫" "♫ over and over and over again. ♫" "♫ So, I lay my head back down. ♫" "♫ And, I lift my hands and pray ♫" "♫ to be only yours, ♫" "♫ I pray." "To be only yours... ♫" "I pray, to be only yours" "♫ I pray to be only yours. ♫" "♫ I know now you're my only hope. ♫" "Long time no see, Oppa." "♫ Sing to me the song of the stars. ♫" "= Go Hye Seong =- ♫ Sing to me the song of the stars. ♫" "♫ Sing to me the song of the stars. ♫" "Hye Seong?" "♫ Of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again. ♫" "♫ When it feels like my dreams are so far, ♫" "♫ sing to me of the plans that you have for me over again. ♫" "♫ So, I lay my head back down. ♫" "♫ And, I lift my hands and pray ♫" "♫ to be only yours. ♫" "♫ I pray to be only yours. ♫" "♫ I know now you're my only hope. ♫" "I'll ask you one question." "Why did you go on stage yesterday?" "♫ I give you my destiny. ♫" "What can I say so that you'll come back to Seoul?" "What can I say so that you'll come back to Seoul?" "♫ I'm giving you all of me ♫" "♫ I'm giving you all of me ♫" "If you like me..." "♫ I'm giving you all of me ♫" "If you like me..." "I like you." "I like you." "♫ I want Your symphony. ♫" "♫ I want Your symphony ♫" "What did you say?" "♫ I want Your symphony ♫" "What did you say?" "♫ Singing in all that I am. ♫" "I said I like you." "♫ Singing in all that I am. ♫" "I said I like you." "♫ At the top of my lungs ♫" "♫ I'm giving it back. ♫" "Looking at you slowly leaving..." "My dream is blurry." "Standing at a lost, now, I have nothing." "Although I want to give up completely," "I'll get back on my feet." "Gradually, step by step." "Full of excitement and fear." "Even when shaking and staggering," "I will also take a step." "When will my dreams come true?" "When will my dreams come true?" "♫ I dream high." "I have a dream. ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes, ♫" "♫ imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "♫ while I get up again. ♫" "♫ Today I falter again when faced with the dreaded end of my dreams. ♫" "♫ Like the small fledgling who never leaves the nest because it fears falling. ♫" "♫ Can I do it?" "Can my dream come true?" "♫" "♫ Step by step." "Every step taken on behalf of others when frightened. ♫" "♫ I dream high." "I have a dream. ♫" "♫ When I'm tired, I close my eyes. ♫" "♫ Imagining that my dream will come true ♫" "♫ while I get up again. ♫" "♫ I can fly high, I believe in that. ♫" "♫ One of these days, in the sky high above, ♫" "♫ I will stretch out my wings and it will be much ♫" "♫ freer and higher than anyone. ♫" "♫ When you fall, you will need the courage to stand up again. ♫"
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"DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME (2010)" "In 689 A.D." "upon Emperor Tang Gaozhong's death" "Empress Wu a regent for 7 years" "would soon be coronated as history's first female emperor." "Royal clansmen and founding officials resented a woman usurping the throne" "and colluded to overthrow her reign." "Behind its peaceful fa?" "ade the capital was lurking with danger." "All hell was about to break loose..." "The Empress hereby decrees:" "The Court of State Ceremonials shall welcome Umayyad diplomat Aspar and escort him to the Towering Buddha to revere the Empress's divine glory." "This is Master Jia." "The Buddha is sixty six yards high symbolizing the sixty sixth heaven or the ninth cloud." "Please translate for the General." "I already explained it to the General." "The General asked if it be ready before the Coronation." "Sure or my life cannot be spared." "This is so spectacular!" "Huge resources have been spent on this." "2 million catties of metal were used." "More than 1000 catties are burnt each day." "The temperature is too high here." "Bring water and a towel for the General!" "The General asked of whom the portrait is." "This is Lu Li our Imperial Chaplain." "He's very potent and trusted by the Empress!" "These are amulets bestowed by the Chaplain." "They can dispel evil and thwart disaster..." "Master Jia is here." "Is somebody going to speak with him?" "What shall we do?" "We better speak up before lives are lost!" "Who should do that?" "You go." "Let's go up from here." "Today's so clear we can see miles from here!" "Lift him up." "This tubular pillar is crucial to the Buddha." "It's 82 yards long and made from one casting." "It is surrounded by 81 steel chains." "In the face of hurricanes or earthquakes, the chains will pull in the opposite direction, prevending the Buddha from collapsing." "They're here." "Mind your steps," "General, these are the Buddha's two eyes.And here..." "Master Jia..." "Master Jia..." "What's the matter?" "Please go ahead..." "What is it?" "When you inspected the pillar yesterday, you removed some amulets." "Should we put them back?" "They haven't been put back?" "Moving the amulets will bring bad luck, so... after you have moved them, everybody is so scared..." "Our work has been stuck." "Put them back right away." "Hurry up" "this way, please." "Please..." "He says we can see the coronation stage here." "The General says..." "Sir..." "Sir..." "Water!" "Hurry up!" "Master Xue." "Huh?" "Sir, the corpse has been burnt to ashes." "No flesh was left." "Any forensic findings from the corpse?" "Sir!" "We found this on the corpse." "Phosphorus!" "The corpse is filled with it!" "In order to melt the copper, much phosphorus is left inside the Buddha." "I bet this gave the murderer the opportunity to use what's already in the scene." "Master Jia was burnt by yellow phosphorus!" "No." "The flame exploded from inside the body." "Pei?" "How could the flame explode from inside?" "Sir, have a look." "The bones were burnt to ashes." "Though there are ashes inside the shoe, its outside remains unscathed." "The flame must have been burnt from inside." "to make such remains." "Perhaps!" "But the corpse is dense with phosphorus." "Someone must have poisoned his food!" "Phosphorus stinks." "He couldn't miss it." "Even if he had taken it by mistake,the symptoms should be shortness of breath and bodily pain." "He shouldn't be aflame." "Cut the crap." "The murderer is among you." "Nab them all back for interrogation!" "Sir..." "Sir." "You...the supervisor." "come to my front." "Sir... if you arrest me,our work will be delayed and we're doomed." "What's in your left hand?" "What is this?" "I was punished by the Ministry of Justice" "and had been jailed for eight years for involving in Detective Dee's treason." "Treason?" "A dork like you in treason?" "Sir, if the Buddha can't be finished on time, the Empress will blame us." "Supreme Court won't be better off either." "You dare to threaten us with the Empress?" "Good." "I'll give you want you want." "I'll chop your right hand off as well." "He was struck by divine intervention!" "Master Jia was struck by divine intervention!" "Out of my way!" "What's this crap?" "Divine intervention?" "Master Jia... moved the amulets during his inspection a few days ago." "Amulets?" "Sir..." "What superstition!" "Divine intervention?" "Let divine intervention strike me now!" "Nab all those who went to the top today and take them back to Supreme Court." "Donglai, you come with me to the Palace." "Everybody else guards over here." "This case is very important." "I need to report to the Empress in person." "Yes, Sir!" "Your Majesty, General Yao just entered, leading 200 soldiers from Longzhou." "Following behind is General Qiu, with an army of 600 to protect Your Majesty." "Your Majesty, Master Xue of Supreme Court and his subordinate Pei request an interview!" "Let them approach!" "Your Majesty, Pei Donglai of Supreme Court." "Regarding the torched death of Jia Yi, my preliminary investigation indicates..." "Protect Her Majesty!" "Protect Her Majesty!" "The Empress hereby decrees:" "2000 more imperial guards shall be garrisoned inside the palace." "Going in or out without permits is punishable by death without reprieve." "All flames were replaced by night pearls." "Even the stoves were extinguished!" "All food and drinks came from outside..." "The Empress has not eaten much." "She's probably still worried..." "Your Majesty..." "Your Majesty." "I'm not hungry!" "The coronation is imminent." "Your Majesty should mind your health." "I've even ordered your favorite soup." "You don't need to test-eat anymore." "Leave that to your subordinates." "Your Majesty has saved my life." "I live and die for Your Majesty." "Remember... you have to stay alive." "Only then can you defeat your enemies." "Since I entered the palace at the age of 14," "I've braved through crises after crises." "Had I been careless, I'd have been crushed and no woman would ever ascend the throne." "Your Majesty, dinner is safe to eat." "The Imperial Chaplain's Magic Deer is here." "Everything is transient follow Heaven's Mandate." "Welcome, Chaplain." "Everyone, on your knees!" "Yes, Your Majesty." "The astronomical phenomena have been chaotic." "An evil availed of my spiritual sabbatical to disturb the royal soil against nature." "Would the Chaplain please enlighten me?" "The evil has been committing crimes as Venus has left the Palace for 8 years." "It's being locked up and has not returned." "Locked up?" "Is Venus a prisoner?" "Venus originated from Yang Qui of Di City." "Left the Palace for 8 years?" "Originated from Dee City?" "Does the Chaplain mean Detective Dee?" "8 years ago, Dee opposed your regency and was jailed for treason." "If we release him, the dissenters will become more recalcitrant!" "Please think twice, Your Majesty." "As soon as Venus has returned, chaos will end and all stars are at peace." "Find out whether Dee is dead or alive?" "((Ministery Building))" "Welcome, Officer Shangguan." "((Linking Office))" ""Dong Jin of Jiang Nan reported that he wants to The South needs 6,000 soldiers to suppress the barbarians...." "Memorial to be transferred to Military Dept." "The South also reported that... the river flooding destroyed houses and farmlands." "Memorial to be transferred to Public Works Dept." "The South has been such a mess lately." "After the flood came the plague." "Here come the memorials to the throne." "Hurry up and burn the memorials." "Stop nagging like a girl." "Get to work!" "Memorials are prescriptions for the state." "We know the state's illness by reading them." "But the memorials in recent years show that people's livelihood has improved and they are living in contentment." "So what?" "You really think you can get out of here?" "Ling..." "Yes..." "Perhaps it's time I left here." "What are you talking about?" "Oh!" "I hear that!" "Quite a few men..." "You said if you were to leave here alive, you might have to fight a big battle..." "A battle of life and death." "Remember what I taught you?" "Got it!" "Push the cart!" "20cm to the left!" "1cm below!" "Do it again!" "Kill the assassins!" "Very quick!" "Very quick movement!" "Kill the assassins!" "Protect Her Excellency!" "Get lost!" "Watch out!" "Someone's on the roof!" "Hidden arrows!" "Bend over!" "No, they are going to jump!" "Don't let the assassins flee!" "Nab them alive!" "They all died." "You follow me up!" "Don't let anyone flee, dead or alive!" "Yes!" "You!" "Go after the archer on the roof!" "Yes!" "No need to chase." "This is a maximum security prison, and yet they can come and go at ease." "They must be abetted by someone inside." "Nonsense!" "How can the killers be our men?" "The killers from outside must know someone from inside." "These people are too powerful for you." "Perhaps not for her." "This official is elegantly dressed with an impressing bearing." "It doesn't look like you're from here." "I bet you're from the Palace." "No need." "He's really blind." "Why did you feign blindness?" "The world is marked by misfortunes." "I tried to stay away but failed after all." "If I'm blind like him" "I can be at peace." "Your prediction is right on track." "You said the day that trouble found you would be the day you could leave jail." "It's a pity we can't leave together." "I got nothing to do with the world outside." "But you never manage to extricate yourself." "Thanks for keeping me company all this time." "We are beyond such formality." "Perhaps you'll discover that being outside is not as free as being inside." "You think I'm right?" "Military examination in the year 689!" "On the right is Chen from Xiangzhou his weapon will be the iron rod." "On the left is Yen from Yangzhou his weapon will be the meteor hammer." "The tournament begins!" "Your Majesty, Dee has been brought here." "You knew you're coming to see me, but you're still in prison clothes and you didn't even shave?" "Years ago when I opposed your regency," "I had already been accused of treason." "Now that your coronation is imminent, even if I got out of these prison clothes," "I might have to put them on again soon..." "So I decided not to change." "Leave us alone." "Leave us alone." "You too, Jing'er." "Yes, Your Majesty." "The Crown Prince was very little then." "I helped him rule as an Empress Dowager." "What's wrong with that?" "And yet you had to oppose." "During my rule for the last 8 years, the state is incorrupt and the people rich." "Even the Prince begged me in writing to ascend the throne." "What more can you say?" "Nothing." "You men are just not used to women in power." "One can't be conservative in state matters but has to reform constantly." "Reform is good, but all new things will turn old one day." "While the old are being replaced by the new, if that involves their lives as well, then rebellions become inevitable." "Not only men...even dogs will try to flee." "Detective Dee is still Detective Dee." "Your words are so hurtful to the ears." "That was your badge." "I'm returning it to you." "You shall be my Imperial Commissioner in charge of the Phantom Flame Case." "You shall work with Supreme Court to crack the case before my coronation!" "Why do you keep following me?" "Her Majesty knows you've suffered in jail and specifically ordered me to serve you." "You have such a murderous look." "It must be a pain to be served by you!" "So lively here?" "There are more people inside the inn." "The Prince of Lanya is having a banquet." "Li Xiao commands an army of 100,000 and is haughty because of his royal status." "He is at loggerheads with the Empress and has long intended to revolt." "He must be involved in this case." "You better check him out." "Having the intention to revolt does not mean he's involved in this case." "You better get it right." "These are your clothings before you were jailed." "Only my Dragon Taming Mace is missing." "It's getting late." "You want to stay here with me?" "Have you forgotten?" "Her Majesty has ordered me to serve you." "To serve me?" "Huh?" "What are you standing there for?" "Get me some water." "I need to shave." "You call this service?" "Look at you!" "Neither male nor a..." "That's how you serve people?" "That's how I serve you!" "I've given you the blade." "Come, shave for me." "The Empress asked you to serve me, but don't take it in face value." "She wants you to spy on me but also to test you..." "I'll report every word to Her Majesty." "All right, let me tell you this." "She does not believe in anyone." "If we really become together, her intense suspicion will turn her against you." "Why do you stop shaving?" "My beard is not there..." "It's here." "I suggest you tell her we can't get along." "That will set her mind at peace." "Let me see if she is what you said she is." "Don't make it difficult for yourself." "If you don't want it, don't force yourself." "But do you want it?" "Why didn't you tell me sooner?" "I gave you the whip." "You still didn't get it?" "Don't touch me." "There're assasins!" "Move and hide!" "I've been waiting for you, Brother Dee." "Why aren't you on your knees?" "I'm chasing suspects." "No time for formality." "What suspects are you chasing?" "The Phantom Flame was staged by the Chaplain under the order of the Empress!" "She wants to usurp the throne and eliminate old officials like us." "I'm occupied." "See you later!" "Dee, receive the Military Tally!" "With this tally, you can deploy any troops." "In view of your loyal nature," "I'm inviting you to join my Army of Justice." "I'm in command of 100,000 soldiers and have a fail-proof plan to overturn the evil empress!" "Assasins!" "Protect the Duke!" "That's outrageous, Li Xiao!" "How dare you rave like that?" "I won't chat with you now that she's here." "But remember, one of these days... you'll grovel before me and take my orders." "Remember!" "Grovel before me and take my orders..." "He's hopeless." "Let's go." "You will ruin your integrety!" "He must have ordered the kill just now." "Why kills me... if he wants to buy me off?" "He wants you dead as he can't buy you off." "No he doesn't want me dead." "It's someone else who does." "The Empress hereby decrees:" "Mysterious cases are rampant lately." "Theses are works of villains who are spreading fallacies to cheat people." "I hereby appoint Dee as Imperial Commissioner to lead Supreme Court to solve the" "Phantom Flame Case before my Coronation." "I humbly receive the Imperial Edict." "Commissioner, you do have a unique style." "You bring your bird out while on duty?" "Don't underestimate it." "It can solve crime." "Where's the sun so early in the morning?" "This is the mortuary." "This way, please." "The bird is afraid to go in." "Find someone outside to take care of it." "The deceased was Jia of the 4th rank," "Vice Minister of Public Works." "On the 17th day of the 8th month, 1-3pm... he was self-burnt to ashes inside the Buddha," "What do you think of this case?" "Go watch over the "evidence" outside." "I was ordered to follow you closely." "You want to return this badge to the Empress?" "Don't touch the evidence or get too close!" "Shut the door!" "Keep reading." "The deceased was Xue of the 3rd rank..." "Louder!" "The deceased was Xue..." "You can speak now." "The murder technique is not human." "Cut the generality." "You're not to the point." "Who do you think it is?" "Rumor has it that the Chaplain Lu Li is on a murder spree before the Coronation." "To set an example and warn the dissenters not to act rashly." "Jia was sent by the Empress." "Why killed him?" "She's unfathomable." "I read Jia's memorials before." "He inspected the Buddha every month." "The time-table for the Buddha is very tight." "Wouldn't killing him hinder the Coronation?" "You read Master Jia's memorials?" "I read memorials at the Liaison Office before they were burnt every day." "Moving the amulet causes divine intervention." "The Chaplain is killing with black magic." "You believe all this nonsense?" "It's evident." "Why can't I believe it?" "You're lying." "We both know the amulets are just a front." "The murderer is trying to hide the truth." "She's still spying on us." "Let's play her." "According to your theory, you'll be promoted after Xue died." "That makes you a suspect as well." "Then why do you think I killed Master Jia?" "You killed Master Jia as a diversion." "Your real target is your superior." "That fits your hypothesis squarely." "Perhaps your real goal is to thwart the Coronation." "Don't stop." "I'm done..." "Start again till I ask you to stop." "Twice already." "There's nothing to read!" "The deceased Detective Dee is fighting with Minister Pei." "You're framing me!" "Didn't you ask us to play her?" "I was acting." "Couldn't you tell?" "Sir... the birdcage is on fire, Master Pei!" "Sir..." "Sir..." "What's the matter?" "I don't know." "What's the matter?" "Detective Dee!" "Your evidence is aflame like those officials." "Let's go to the kitchen." "What's for lunch?" "Stir-fried cucumbers with snow lotus." "Any chicken blood?" "Over there." "What's he doing?" "He probably found out why the victims caught fire." "Master Xue caught fire at 3-5pm when the sun descended towards the west." "The Buddha was surrounded by shadows." "But once he's in the drill ground, he started catching fire." "because the drill ground was uncovered." "So I infer that the sun triggers the poison!" "Let's stay away from this." "Watch out." "Detective Dee!" "Fancy seeing you again before I die!" "That's Fate." "We're kept alive for a purpose." "You're back in Supreme Court?" "The Empress put me in charge of the Phantom Flame Case." "Dee's position is unclear." "We can't let him dupe us." "Let's join forces and watch over him." "Join forces?" "I work directly under the Empress." "It's not up to you to make suggestions." "What's the matter?" "Before the accidents, both officials did one thing besides moving the amulets." "What is it?" "Drinking water." "They both drank the water here and they were killed by intaking that liquid poison." "But that can't be!" "I was supposed to move the amulet first." "Master Xue just happened to come before me." "If the murderer killed because of the amulet, how did he know Master Xue would snatch it and poison the water beforehand?" "It should have nothing to do with the water." "You work directly under the Empress." "Do you need to hear my humble opinion?" "After I was in jail," "I kept professing my loyalty in writing." "Eventually the Empress pardoned me." "I joined the Department of Public Works, in charge of repairing royal palaces." "I was then made supervisor of the Buddha." "In other words, I've been promoted." "How magnificent!" "The Tubular Pillar in the Book of Fanyanna?" "Yes, I was inspired by the Fanyanna Buddha." "The pillar's base is 100 feet underground." "It can withstand earthquakes and hurricanes." "This is the top level of the Buddha." "Master Jia died inside the Buddha's left eye." "You were also re-enacting the case?" "After working under you for so many years," "I've been used to case re-enactment." "So what have you learnt?" "Fire turtles..." "What are fire turtles?" "You also read Book of Fanyanna." "Remember the section on fire turtles?" "What?" "The most venomous beetles in Western Regions." "They feed on yellow phosphorus and their bodies catch fire under the sun." "So the beetles are related to the two deaths?" "I witnessed what happened that day." "Only later did I think of the fire turtles." "Stop it, Donglai!" "You knew this clue all along." "Why did you rant about divine intervention?" "As a menial" "I used my wit when threatened." "To be honest, even if I'd told you my theory, given your wisdom, you wouldn't believe it." "You son of a bitch!" "Calm down." "I've known him for years." "That's how he is." "Come!" "Detain him for extreme torture later." "Yes." "Stop!" "Dong Lai." "The Empress has asked me to lead the case." "I can decide everything without intervention." "All of you stand down!" "What other clues do you have?" "Spit it out!" "I'm only speculating." "After all, fire turtles are not indigenous." "For more details we need help..." "Phantom Bazaar." "What is Phantom Bazaar?" "It's a spooky pandemonium." "High officials like you would never go there." "Shatuo... you still remember Donkey Wang?" "Luoyang City was built a thousand years ago." "The old city subsided during Han Dynasty." "A new city was built on top in Sui Dynasty." "The underground became a black market." "They call it Phantom Bazaar." "Who ordered a boat?" "We ordered a boat to Dr Donkey Wang." "You know the place?" "Wang the Donkey with Scabies?" "Five silver coins." "Nonrefundable!" "Anybody here?" "Hey!" "You're still alive, Detective Dee?" "Scram!" "This is no place for official curs!" "I'm here to save you." "Save me?" "No, I'm fine!" "I don't want trouble!" "Now that I'm here your good days are over." "True." "You always bring me troubles." "I'm really so sorry." "If you don't go, I'll go." "I'll move house." "Pei!" "Give me the money!" "What do you want to know?" "Ever heard of fire turtles?" "Fire turtles?" "This creature..." "It has been reported that they're extinct." "I have no idea." "Could it be they exist in Central Plains?" "It's no use." "You won't solve this case!" "Pay up!" "Don't worry." "Tell us first and I'll pay." "I'll only tell you after you've paid." "What is it?" "I'll pay after you've told us." "I'll only speak after you've paid." "Stay away!" "There's somebody above!" "Hey, where's Detective Dee?" "He's chasing Dr Wang!" "It's the Imperial Chaplain!" "Impossible!" "Split!" "Can't you split?" "Split!" "You get in first." "Jing'er is in trouble!" "I'll help her!" "Donglai!" "Jing'er!" "Move!" "Who is he?" "Why does the Chaplain want to kill him?" "He's not the Chaplain!" "How can you be so sure?" "I've seen the Chaplain!" "I'm positive he is..." "Hey!" "The Chaplain is over there!" "It's he again!" "Jing'er!" "That's diversion." "But Jing'er is by herself..." "She wants to find his identity more than we." "Their target is Wang." "We need to protect him." "Jing'er knows where to find us." "Stop wasting time and follow me!" "Jing'er?" "Almighty infinity?" "Infinity Monastery?" "There's nobody here." "Stop pretending." "Take your pin out." "I was fine down there." "Why dragged me up?" "Speak up!" "Where can we find fire turtles?" "If I can crack this case," "I'll help you get back to the Palace." "To hell with it!" "Who wants to go back?" "I advise you not to take up this case!" "You can't mess with the people behind it." "It can't be done... and then... and then..." "Your transfiguration makes you inarticulate." "Let me see." "Don't touch these two acupoints!" "They are anathema to transfiguration!" "Don't touch me!" "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "I thought of someone." "Like you, she didn't let me touch her." "Who?" "It's all right." "It's Donglai." "Who is he?" "The Imperial Physician, Wang Bo." "A.K.A. Donkey Wang." "He's Donkey Wang?" "Could that be the so-called transfiguration?" "Well, it's my first time." "That's petty stuff." "What's so special?" "We wasted our whole evening on him." "What's this piece of crap good for?" "Who is she?" "So arrogant!" "Officer Shangguan, the Empress's favorite." "So you are Shangguan Jing'er?" "You are the Empress's bitch?" "Let go of me!" "We need torture to make him talk!" "A confession under torture is useless." "Don't you know that it's torture which alienates people from the Empress and go against her?" "The fire turtles you're looking for were used for the late Emperor's asthenia." "I heard about them from Western people and decided to use them to treat asthenia." "I presented a memorial to the late Emperor." "The late Emperor personally commanded" "Western merchants to present him 20 of them." "We soon discovered that they had no medical value." "In fact, they were a very lethal poison." "Once ingested, one would burn under the sun." "That's the symptom of the Phantom Flame Case!" "After this failure" "I fled for my life." "Before I fled, I exposed them under the sun, hoping they would be exterminated." "But in a rush, I'm not sure if they died out." "So where did you keep the fire turtles?" "It's where Infinity Monastery is now." "You try to harm Infinity Monastery and the Chaplain." "Let me kill you now." "Jing'er, the Chaplain can help his case." "Can you tell him" "I want to talk to him?" "What about?" "I want to know... why the Chaplain wants me to handle the case." "The Chaplain is so powerful." "Couldn't he just tell me who did it?" "The Chaplain is on spiritual sabbatical." "Then I'll go to the Monastery to find him." "Detective Dee, you can't just go there." "I know, without the Imperial Edict, trespassers are punishable by death." "Please tell the Chaplain I must see him, whether he wants to or not." "You are wavered." "Apparently, Dee is at the end of his tether." "No need to see him anymore." "I'll handle it." "Remember!" "To achieve greatness, everyone is expendable!" "One needs to be committed absolutely." "If fire turtles are found in the Monastery, then the Chaplain has to be involved." "But what's the Chaplain's murder motive?" "Both men moved the amulets before they died." "I don't believe in divine intervention, but there might be a clue behind the amulets." "Xue moved it during investigation" "Jia moved them while inspecting the tubular pillar." "I think during his inspection," "Jia must have found something." "The clue may be in Jia's inspection report." "We have to find this report." "I'll go to Jia's residence tonight." "Pei of Supreme Court welcomes the Prince!" "Detective Dee, receive the mace..." "The late Emperor gave you this weapon." "It was confiscated when you were in jail." "After I got hold of it, I've kept it for you!" "Dee, I'm bestowing this mace on you." "If I make mistakes in my rule in future, you should advise me frankly with this mace." "The Empress has spies everywhere." "You are returning the mace to me in public." "You want the Empress to suspect me?" "I had an agreement with the Empress." "I only care about the investigation." "Power struggle is none of my concern." "The bitch was right to put you in jail." "You've become a different person." "Dee, do you know how the late Emperor died?" "The Empress ordered the Chaplain to kill him!" "Detective Dee!" "Get up!" "Detective Dee!" "I've won!" "You Highness, you've won this time!" "No matter how good Dee is, he can't beat you!" "He kneeled before you after all." "Detective Dee is a talent." "Instead of crushing him, we can win him over." "But some people below believe he's a threat to our plan and must be eliminated." "Nonsense!" "So short-sighted!" "Who needs force to subdue Detective Dee?" "To win without fighting, what do you need?" "Here!" "Yes... you are right." "Assasins!" "What's wrong with his body?" "Look!" "The Prince..." "Since you're here, why not have a drink?" "This is the mace the late Emperor gave you?" "What's so special about it?" "It can detect the crack in a weapon." "How?" "By hitting the enemy's weapon with this mace, you can hear the crack..." "When you strike it, it will break!" "Break!" "Men have weak points like weapons." "They will break when struck." "Dee, this is your last chance!" "Your Majesty, please answer me facing this mace." "How did the late Emperor die?" "You still suspect me after all?" "As reported, he died of liver disease." "Contrary to rumors, I didn't poison him!" "I'm ascending the throne on Heaven's Mandate." "But since I'm a woman, I'm being vilified." "You know why I came to see you?" "To dissuade me from going to the Monastery." "The Monastery is the Chaplain's retreat." "Nobody ever dared to disturb it." "The murderer is trying to misguide you and hurt our relationship." "I order you not to investigate the Monastery!" "The Chaplain is on spiritual sabbatical." "After my coronation, he will leave the palace." "There's no need to visit him." "Will the Chaplain vanish forever?" "Protect Her Majesty!" "Stop!" "Don't let him in!" "Who is this?" "I'm looking for Detective Dee." "Protect the Empress!" "Your Majesty!" "Spit it out!" "The Prince...was poisoned to death...in his residence." "Detective Dee has fled!" "That way!" "He's gone that way!" "Go arrest him and the rest stay for the Empress." "Madame Jia, I know you're in mourning, but our investigation is very urgent." "My apologies for such a late visit." "Two days after my husband's death, a mysterious fire burnt down his study." "Why didn't you report it?" "Was I supposed to report it?" "Of course, the cause of fire is suspicious." "Someone wants to destroy the evidence." "It's so important and you..." "Madame..." "Is your residence being under renovation?" "It leaked earlier, so we're fixing the roof." "It's been going on for more than a month." "More than a month?" "That means before Master Jia's accident, renovation has already begun." "Correct." "Such a long renovation for a leak!" "So where did he work?" "He moved to the east wing for work." "Show me the way." "Don't move!" "Detective Dee!" "You know it's a capital crime to come here." "Why do you walk right into the trap?" "For saving me from jail," "I must thank you in person." "But you are such a lofty personage." "Why do you need to resort to ventriloquism?" "Detective Dee!" "You tried all means to see me." "Here I am." "Say what you have to say." "I heard fire turtles were bred here." "I must ascertain this for my investigation." "Nonsense." "I've been in retreat here for years." "I've never seen any fire turtles." "Leave right away and I'll spare your life." "My life or death is still undetermined." "But Jing'er, your life is in real danger." "Am I right, Officer Shangguan?" "Under the Empress's instructions, you threw yourself into my arms and tried to have sex with me." "But you gave away the show unexpectedly." "You wouldn't let me touch your acupoint..." "That smacked of transfiguration." "When I entered the Monastery just now," "You spoke for the deer with ventriloquism." "Every time the deer appeared, it's you who spoke for it, right, Jing'er?" "In Phantom Bazaar, you knew right away the Chaplain was a fake." "Is it because you're the same person?" "The Chaplain is Jing'er." "Jing'er is him?" "Jing'er it's time to show your real face." "In order to ascend the throne, the Empress eliminated clansmen and old officials, blaming everything on the Chaplain." "In order to shut people's mouths, she even brought me back to solve the case, never expecting that I would suspect her." "She told me the Chaplain would disappear after her coronation." "That's her way of doing things all along." "To achieve greatness, everyone is expendable!" "Jing'er," "You know too many of her secrets." "Once the Chaplain's gone, what about Jing'er?" "It's sleeping smoke." "Break!" "Remember!" "To achieve greatness, everyone is expendable!" "I told you not to come here but you did!" "Don't think I'll be grateful because you've taken the sword for me." "They should be snared!" "Where are they?" "Couldn't be far." "Go find them!" "You're awake." "It's good you woke up." "Did I hurt you?" "Detective Dee, you're so pathetic." "The world is so big, but you can't fit in." "Everybody wants to kill you." "The Empress also asked me to kill you, but I cannot." "Can you take me back?" "Your guess is right on track." "The Empress set up Infinity Monastery to use the Chaplain to eliminate dissenters." "At that time, we did kill many people." "But we didn't cause the Phantom Flame!" "The murderer will strike again." "You have to help the Empress!" "Find out who the real culprit is." "Be gentle and careful." "Call the Imperial Physician!" "Hurry up!" "Yes, Your Majesty." "Stand down." "Can I ask you one question, Your Majesty?" "Go ahead." "Have you ever loved one person in your life?" "Yes." "But the price was too high." "Was it worth it?" "Was it worth it?" "It's worth it." "Detective Dee!" "We don't have time." "No need to untie me." "I know why Jia had to die." "I saw his inspection diagram." "Rein buckle..." "Let's start!" "Yes!" "This is the inspection diagram" "Pei found in Jia's residence." "According to Jia's last report, the Tubular Pillar is different.from the original design." "According to Jia's memorial before his death, holes were found underneath all amulets." "Although he did not know the reason, he was murdered nonetheless." "The Towering Buddha is 66 yards high, overlooking the palace." "It can fall right upon the coronation stage." "The Coronation Ceremony is the best timing." "Xue's death was a camouflage." "You wanted to divert our attention, linking the death to the amulets," "blaming it all on the Imperial Chaplain." "You also took advantage of our relationship, preempting my every move." "Be it to Donkey Wang or to the Monastery, you managed to set up ambushes beforehand." "And you killed Jing'er outside the Monastery." "What a thorough analysis!" "You're indeed the "Extraordinary Detective"!" "Six years ago, you were the supervisor when the Monastery was under renovation." "I discovered the remnants ofthe fire turtles left by Donkey Wang." "Donglai was right." "The poison entered the body through water." "Jia drank the water but Xue did not." "After he snatched the amulet, he didn't drink any water." "So the poison must have come from outside." "The poison must have seeped through his body." "Incredible!" "Stop it, brother!" "It's baneful to the empire and the people." "Don't make continuous mistakes." "Since 8 years ago," "I've only lived for one thing." "She gave me this I have to repay her!" "Release them!" "Tubular pillar..." "Molten fluid..." "Break!" "8 years ago, you led a revolt against her." "Now you're giving your life for her." "Where's your integrity?" "She might be an evil, but you'll be killing more than her." "What kind of monster have you become?" "Release the molten fluid!" "Yes!" "The fluid will run into the tubular pillar and melt its base." "The Buddha will fall upon the coronation stage." "No one will survive in the Palace." "I know you too well." "I heard you were brought back for the case, so I advised the Prince to kill you, or you would ruin our plan." "But that old fool refused to listen." "He even called me a flunkey, so I killed him." "Now I have his tally in my hand." "100,000 soldiers are outside the city." "Once the Buddha falls down, they will enter the city to kill the bitch." "Even you can't survive this." "Break!" "The fluid will run into the tubular pillar ...and melt its base." "The Buddha will fall upon the coronation stage." "No one will survive in the Palace." "The time is ripe and Heaven has spoken." "Empress Wu is wise, gentle and generous." "For unification, she shall become Emperor." "Let this be known to the world!" "Detective Dee..." "You can't get out!" "I'll let you be buried with the bitch!" "Shatuo, your plan has failed!" "I can't stop the Buddha from collapsing, but the fluid from the southwest has stopped." "The angle of the collapse will change." "It won't fall upon the coronation stage." "Oh!" "I won't give up!" "I haven't failed." "I haven't." "After the Buddha has fallen, the guards will be in panic!" "I haven't failed!" "Wait and see." "I haven't failed!" "Open the door!" "It's collapsing!" "Run!" "Shatuo!" "Give up!" "This is your last chance!" "Your Majesty!" "The Towering Buddha is wobbling." "It's falling towards the palace." "Please take shelter, your Majesty!" "I haven't failed." "It's really collapsing!" "Your Majesty!" "We can't stay here." "Let's leave right now." "Your Majesty!" "?" "Your Majesty!" "Protect Her Majesty!" "Please leave immediately!" "Hey!" "Don't run that way!" "Go save the Emperor" "Your Majesty!" "?" "Let's go over there." "Your Majesty!" "It's Detective Dee who saved me..." "A rebel army is gathered 30 miles from here." "They will invade once the Buddha collapses." "Where's General Yao?" "Yau is here!" "Report the situation outside the city!" "60,000 imperial guards were in ambush in Bianzhou before daybreak!" "Call General Zhang to lead 100,000 soldiers to attack the enemies in the east until the rebels are totally demolished." "Yes, Your Majesty." "You were well prepared indeed." "Detective Dee, from this day onwards, the whole world shall know you're my savior." "May I venture to say a few words to you in front of the mace?" "Preposterous!" "Stand down." "Your Majesty!" "I asked you to stand down!" "Stand down, everybody!" "Under Heaven, with this mace as the witness, would the sacred Empress Wu please listen:" "On the pretense of magic, you wantonly killed clansmen and officials." "This is unpardonable!" "But society is on the brink of extinction," "So your punishment is hereby suspended." "Ruling requires power and stratagems, but right and wrong cannot be confused!" "May the Emperor know her every move, and let Tang clansmen succeed her, so that everything will be back to track." "You called me "Emperor"?" "Long live the Emperor!" "Long Live!" "Officials are lazy nobody can help me." "For the people, you stay and help me." "I've been in rebellion several times." "How dare I meddle with state affairs?" "My assignment is over." "I'm returning this mace to the late Emperor." "The truth has come to light..." "The world is at peace finally..." "But Detective Dee is in Phantom Bazaar." "Whether your fire turtle poison is curable will depend on the will of Heaven." "The will of Heaven is bright and clear, but I'm travelling alone." "Heaven and Earth have no space for me, but my heart is at peace." "The sun is up." "Let's go down." "In 690 A.D.," "Empress Wu became the first and only female emperor in the history of China." "15 years later, in 705 A.D.," "Empress Wu retired from the throne, returning the title to the Crown Prince, in honor of her promise to Detective Dee."
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"Move it, damn it!" "Stay there, you little punks!" "Wait till I get my hands on you!" "You , bastard!" "Yes?" "Jung Tae-soo speaking." "How have you been?" "It's Miran here." "It's been a long time." "I trust you're well." "Wang-jae passed away this morning..." "Hey, you, some dry snacks over here, huh." "Don't forget the beer." "Hey, bring some eats to the folks over there." "That reminds me." "If not you, who'd take care of all this." "With Wang-jae gone and everything," "Miran would've had to do everything herself." "What are you talking about?" "Before Wang-jae was my little sister's husband, he was my friend, you know?" "We were family!" "You're straight up, that's what I like about you." "That's why I always talk so highly of you." "The way I see it." "When I said I wanted to sit for the exams," "Wang-jae was the only one who helped me." "Who dare say I'm wrong!" "Frankly, who here didn't point a finger at me." "Every one of you goddamn guys!" "Let it go, Dongwanu." "You're drunk." "Drunk?" "You call someone telling the truth drunk?" "Hey, Pil-ho." "Wang-jae shouIdn't have been the one to die." "But the stinking assholes sitting around here!" "You dumb stupid idiot." "Hey!" "Hey!" "If you're wasted, go home." " And take a nap you idiot." " Look here." "Let go." "A guy like this has got to get straightened out a bit." "Let go, let go." "Look." "For god sakes, he's your older brother." "Everybody just go on back to what you were doing." "God damn it, it left a mark." "Let go." "Is this the way of a funeral house?" "The joint's small, but Wang-jae's prized it." "What's this?" "Bring out some good stuff." "I'm on it, can't you see?" "Just when he said he was settling down..." "In any case, how've you been?" "How I been, how you think I been?" "A cop chasing the bad guys as usual." "You mean you're still resorting to deadly force to get confessions?" "You obviously don't know the lengths to pull cuffs round a punk these days." "Interrogation rooms are a joke, a real joke." "Looks like Korea's finally one of the elites, huh?" "Like them American TV shows, they bring in all sorts of fancy shrinks to put you on the ringer?" "When Columbo said it all, am I wrong?" "That's enough of the small talk." "Whatever was it that happened to Wang-jae?" "What happened blows me away." "You heard the gist of it." "It happened right here." "The help skipped and Wang-jae ran the shift himself." "Business was jumping though it only was a weekday." "Couple more beers here please." "Yeah, I'll be right there." "After his mother died and M/ran had the m/scardage," "He Med hard to pu/I It all together after he got out." "Heard some kids were causing some trouble the night It happened." "You should know since you 're a detect/ve, but damn kids don't fear nothing these days." "Scares the damn sh/ts out of me them kids." "Older fo/ks know better, but these kids." "They got no Idea who Oh Wang-jae Is." "Wait till I get my hands on you!" " Your ass is mine!" " That's enough!" "That's enough, I said!" "Don't, don't touch me!" "Should 've taken a deep breath then and dropped It." "Trash the stinking place!" "That's enough!" "You know how Wang-jae could be..." "Ran after them outside," "Stay there you little punks!" "th/nk/ng he 'd teach 'em a lesson." "But no champion stays that way for ever." "No matter what he might'lre been before, he wasn't the Wang-jae of old." "God damn little peckers." "Are you ready?" "Go outside!" "Why?" "We're taking a family portrait today." "Whoever it was that beat up your brother sure gave him a chestnut for an eye." "Probably had it coming to him." "Whatever it is, he's still your brother." "Right?" "If he only plays right just half his part, you wouldn't have to worry about such things." "Frankly, who do we have to thank for having to live cooped up like this, huh?" "He's pulling us all down with his wet dreams of being a damn scholar." "What more have we got to do for him?" "now that he's pissed away everything." "Quiet!" "he'll hear." "Yeah, I know sir." "Of course, sure, but we could really use you up here!" "Listen up." "Cover for me just a few days, alright?" "What?" "You forgot already that" "I was stuck in the car eating ramen for a week." "when you had your kid?" "Why are you digging up that story now?" "My hands are tied up, don't you see?" "Look, whatever it is you've got going on, I'll see you in Seoul in exactly one week." "Captain's shitting on people all over the place." "Well, let him do what he wants." "Gotta go battery's low." "Got no idea!" "You take care of it!" "The year of 1987, A high school Fall picnic Go!" "Go!" "How far you going!" "Heh?" "What's this?" "This stuff is snake good snake." "No better medicine for a man." "Where'd you get that?" "Trapped the slimy bastard some feet down there." "Bottled it right there myself." "What you waiting for?" "pop it open!" "You dumb hick." "Not any good to chug it now." "This gets better the longer you keep it buried." "On this day we shall bury it." "Don't anybody touch it!" "And in about 20 years or so" "After we all make it big, We open it with style." "Alright by me, since it's good for that." "If it's that good, I can wait even longer." "Hey, Wang-jae!" "Wang-jae!" "What's going on?" ")Like the wings of a pigeon Mlying the blue sky," "Jour spirits soar to the skies above." " Hey!" " )We all laugh together," "Where you bums think you're jerking off right now?" ")with dreams of a brighter tomorrow." ")Oh, friends forever!" ")Oh, joyeous minds!" ")Hey, happy life!" ")Oh, friends forever!" ")Oh, joyeous minds!" ")Hey, happy life!" "Where we headed to!" "Oh man!" "Show 'em!" ")Like the countless stars in Mhe wide night's sky," "Jwe have all become close friends." ")Let us hold hands together," "Jand sing the song of happiness!" ")Oh, friends forever!" ")Oh, joyeous minds!" ")Hey, happy life!" "Run." "Don't sweat it," "life's full of funny surprises." "Whatever happened there anyway?" "My brother was acting up like a stupid idiot in front of all them boys from Onsung High school." "Sorry guys." "No need for that." "A future justice of the peace shouIdn't be resorting to fist fights." "You're gonna save all our skins later on anyways." "That's that then." "But I really gotta take a leak." "How we getting out?" "You twit." "Just yell for help to the voices down there." "And embarrass up to death?" "Then what?" "Just sing for your lives." ")Baby come back" ")Blame it all on me I wish you were here" ") Waithing." "Just a second." "Tae-soo, say hello." "He's a detective from Seoul." "Got anything for me to do?" "What?" "Gotta start looking now." "For what?" "For what?" "To get the bastards who cut up Wang-jae." "What you gonna get?" "You'll stir up more shit than anything." "Damn town's noisy as hell as it is." "Tell me." "I just heard you say what you did." "It's not just anybody we're talking about." "It's Wang-jae." "You don't think I'm pissed?" "You don't think I'm fucking pissed?" "He was my best friend, best fucking friend!" "I said he was my best friend, you idiot, best friend!" "Nobody's pissed more than me, nobody!" "But there's a time for everything, everything!" "Well, I was never any good at keeping time, but I'm just gonna skin whoever put it to Wang-jae." "Hey, hey!" "What's with him now?" "It's nothing." "That moron." "Let's walk down." "How about you?" "Going back today?" "No matter how I look at it, Something's not in place." "I want to see Wang-jae's case closed myself." "What you worried about when I'm here?" "You don't have the law on your side." "Catching bad guys is what I do." "Remember?" "Did Wang-jae act strange lately, that had you notice?" "This is snake booze, snake booze" "Doing something he ain't done before..." "Aren't you going to Seoul?" "It's a simple homicide of a petty mobster." "Though you may think otherwise, detective." "Hey, Miran!" "You know that's not the case." "Tell me just one thing." "Did Wang-jae really get himself clean?" "Hey, give me Wonsuk's number." "Uhm, he hasn't been around these days..." "Yeah, nothing so far, huh?" "Yeah, drop by here after you're done." "Mr. Jang, whatever kept you so long?" "My apologies." "Now where were we?" "I believe it was the special tourism license." "Ah yes, the special license." "So the Onsung Tourism Bill is now law" " and all that's left is letting people know." " That's right." "And we've got the casino license." "You did well to get us here." "Thank you." "But this is only the beginning." "Brought this up with you last year..." "Yes" "This casino business isn't child's play, you know." "Getting the license don't solve all problems." "We can't starting construction, because we haven't been able to get the road permit." "Mr. Jo, I've been on it day and night the last month..." "Don't tell me you've been doing your best." "Everybody tries and does his best, but there's only two kinds of people." "Those who does the job and those who don't." "Why else would I send you my four best people from Seoul?" "Do you understand me?" "If the road permit doesn't come soon, matters will get difficult here." " Sir, how are you?" " Got a delivery?" " Go on, then." " See you." "Hey!" "Oh, what brings you here?" "Came out because I missed you dearly." "Busy?" "Wish I was." "Shall we splash around in a sauna, then?" "Sauna?" "Sauna sounds good." ")We met worldly world" ")What is your hope?" "Which one first, the pinky or the thumb?" "Which one?" "Pinky?" "Thumb?" "Start with the thumb" "Guess it don't matter much which goes first." "Look here now, Jang." "I'm the chairman of the Youth Federation." "Landlord Jang." "You've made your point!" "How about doing the tongue first?" "Can't concentrate because of the noise." "That's rushing it a bit, no?" "Why you booked up today?" "Jang." "I'll square up with you." "You know I'm the only heir." "How can the only grandson ever turn his back on his hometown?" "Wait." "How about taking the whole hand?" "Can I?" "Mr Jang!" "Don't forget who backed you to reach what you are today!" "How about going with the heel?" "The heel is much more troubling." "Yeah?" "Go for it then." "Alright." "Mr. Jang." "You take my land, I got nowhere to go." "Humming a song should help a bit, right?" "Who was that again at the secret service, grounding everything and feeding it to the chickens?" "This is humanistic compared to that monster." "Why is it then that you take me as a fool?" "Mr. Jang!" "You win, you win." "You baking a cake in there, bitch, get out here!" "I'm coming, I'm coming!" "Let's go." "Oh my god, what're you doing?" "What bitch?" "Shoot!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Someone come in?" "Been waiting for me?" "You actually take a shit too?" "Blow off, ok, can't you see I'm busy?" "So when are they coming?" " Who's they?" " Who they." "All your hard-working stiff boyfriends." "How the hell should I know that?" "Don't get mad at me or anything." "Boozing it up every night gives you the runs, don't it?" "Hey, diarrhea girl, look here." " You wanna be internet famous?" " Hey, you totally nuts?" "Stop it!" "I don't know anything!" " Good resolution." " Crazy bastard." "Ok for underage girls to work these days?" "Can't even go near booze as far as I know." " Hey!" "Hey!" "You sick bastard!" " Bidets are popular these days." " Don't know?" "For real?" "Still don't know?" " You sick dog, stop it." "Alright, alright." " What?" "You gonna tell me something?" " I'll tell you." "Heard he's hiding out somewhere in downtown." "Pissed off!" "Hey you!" "Don't complicate things." "just answer the questions." "Who the hell are you, a pig?" "Pig?" "I wanted this to be civilized, but you don't let me." "Think you remember a bit better now?" "Yes, yes!" "Be careful!" "You'll hurt yourself." "Don' t you even have uncles, you idiots?" " No, no!" " Grab the rope!" "The rope!" "Who the hell are these kids anyway?" "You should know better than me." "You've been away too long." "This ain't the same Onsung you know." "Came back after a decade and find myself kicked ass by a bunch of kids, damn it!" "Right after Wang-jae washed his hands clean and handed everything over to Pil-ho, there was suddenly all this talk about a casino coming to town." "should've kept quietly to it instead of breaking his back with a bar." "Wang-jae and Pil-ho get along ok?" "Friends are friends no matter what." "Wang-jae would take care of things with whatever Pil-ho couIdn't fix." "They never brought me in on any of it." "Sukhwan don't be a soldier no more." "I'll have a talk with the local chapter." "What?" "Be real, will you." "What?" "What are you going to do, huh?" "Put yourself in his shoes for a second." "The man we're all indebted to died like a dog." "You want me to do nothing?" "Huh?" "It's killing me too!" "At least you guys were around him all along" "How about me?" "Know how it feels to come home after 10 years to see your friend in a goddamn morgue?" "Huh?" "Shit!" "After Donghwan squandered all we had, there was only Wang-jae to help him out." "And it was only Wang-jae who looked out for me when I was running into it bad." "but what are you?" "I gotta make Wang-jae rest in peace." "Sukhwan." "Hey can you trace up those kids' ladder?" "Hey, who came down from Bonjungdong yesterday?" "Let go. you asshole!" "Ouch!" "What are you doing?" "Bring me up!" "I'll tell you!" "I'll tell you goddamn it!" "What are you guys doing here?" "You sick useless bastard!" "Think about your mother, you..." " You bastard!" " Hey!" "You're not my brother, you bastard." "I thought something was strange." "Got no bitch and always stayed home," " but always pinching around." " It's not that, that's not how it is!" "If not that then what, what?" "Hey, Dong-wan, Dong-wan!" "Look at me." "Dong-wan!" "Look me in the eye." "Hey, Tae-soo." "Really I did't know." "Promised me dope if I named some loose kids." "But I didn't know that was going to hurt you." "I'm a son of a bitch if I did that on purpose." "Who made you like this?" "Mr. Jang." "isn't this too much?" "Go over the terms of the contract." "Pledged property is surrendered when full repayment is not made by given date." "That's not what you said when you lent me the money." "How much more generous can I be?" "Frankly my rates were better than a bank's and I let slide countless missed payments." "Everybody knows the land price is going to jump" "So we'll sell when high and pay back your money." "I'm going to go with what the contract says." "You bitch's son!" "You think it's a secret what you got up your dirty sleeve, heh?" "Why you all throwing fits now, huh?" "You all think you're sitting on a gold mine?" "You fools!" "Why'd you borrow my money?" "Robbers of the worst kind, all of you!" " Throw them the hell out!" " You son of a bitch!" "A few months ago, he promised me store space beside the casino if I helped him out." "Then mother won't have to work in the market." "And you took that at face value, huh?" "Let it go, will ya?" "He's your older brother god sakes." "So, how could you help Pil-ho out with?" "When talk started of a casino or other, cops hunkered down on all of Pil-ho's boys." "With my job being a teacher to a lot of them, and Pil-ho having to make a living..." "I gave him names of some fresh faces." "He came to me for my help." "When'd you start shooting up, huh?" "Did he know you were on it?" "Hey!" "Is that all you know of your brother?" "I ended up like this... after all the thank you visits he made." "Looking like this who's going to listen to me?" "That bastard!" "The Youth Federation chairman knows well the work F7/-ho and Wang-jae were do/ng." "Brother!" "who in the world moves in the middle of the night?" "The night's cool!" "No traffic!" "Can't a man move when he wants?" "Call this fresh air?" "It's damn freezing out here!" "This here's hot chocolate season!" "Tell me what happened between Wang-jae and Pil-ho?" "Don't know!" "Out of my way!" "Cooperate and it'll be easy on you." "If delivery came only a bit sooner, lazy bums." "After Wang-jae passed over reigns to Pil-ho," "the whole place became a mess." "Wang-jae might have gotten his start as a wise guy but he knew how to run things." "But Pil-ho's just a thug, he didn't know left from right." "Place was nice and quiet then." "How many times is this now, heh?" "F7/-ho then threw everything up-s/de-down" "Sukhwan, you collected for him so you should know." "Let me go!" "When the hot spdngs stopped do/ng we/I, the town was already dying with nothing but bones and no meat," " Move it!" "Get them out of here!" " that's when all he/I broke loose" "In other words, that's when opporfun/ty came knock/ng." "Things picked up real quick, and then talk traveled fast that the cas/no will be /ett/ng In everybody" "Things are really heating up here with all this about building a casino." "So it's this area here." "And F7/-ho too came around for a scoop." "But the problems staded with a Mr. Jo." "Cas/no operators they were from Seoul" "On cond/t/on F7/-ho looks after local matters, they apparently offered him a parfnershlp." "That's when F7/-ho staded loan shark/ng with funds he got from the people from Seou/." "It's as If all the worst fears came true." "When the s/tuat/on Hna//y came to that, who are the people go/ng to look up to If not Wang-jae?" "That's a/so the last time I saw him." "Why don't you say something brother?" "Heh?" "This for the public good." "Wang-jae, you're taking this all wrong." "I received help from Mr. Jang, too." "That's why you're a problem, too." "There's a problem and we're looking the other way." "Because we're hoping for something to trickle down?" "Problem, what problem?" "It's for the greatest good!" "Stop what you're doing." "The whole town's a mess because of you." "Even for a wise guy, there's things you can and cannot suckle on." "What are you a leech?" "Sucking blood from this guy and that guy?" "Hey, that's a bit harsh, no?" "I'm your own wife's brother!" "Hey!" "It's Wang-jae you're talking to, Oh Wang-jae!" "What's with you guys?" "This a classy joint we're in." "Bring some duct tape if you have any." "This brings back fun memories, heh?" "Won't be fun in a while!" "You're making a mistake." "Mistake was yours." "but you can save yourself of more than just a rough ride." "Peel and feast on it." "Still got no idea about the grave you're digging?" "Keep it up and you'll not only lose the people's, but your own shirt as well." "Did Pil-ho then take out Wang-jae?" "I said that's as far as I know." "But that Pil-ho isn't someone to be deterred so easily!" "You've no right to be cussing out Pil-ho since you set the stage for the kill l'm a victim, too!" "Nobody made you use other people's money for wager." "I didn't know Pil-ho'd treat me like this." "We were partners, him and me." "How much of this did you know?" "First time I'm hearing this." "But you ran for Pil-ho." "I didn't know." "Didn't even know my own brother turned into a junkie." "Yeah?" "Stupid punk!" "There's all kinds I'm telling you." "Let me do him." "Hey, lift your head!" "Hey, lift your head!" "Let me go!" "Stupid idiot!" "Just let me kick this kid's ass!" "Hey!" "Snap out of it!" "It's Pil-ho we're after!" "Huh?" "You can give a statement at the station if I guarantee your safety, right?" "It's late." "I, uhm, feel..." "embarrassed to face you." "I'm beat, so just get to the point." "During Ma's 60th birthday party tomorrow, can you treat me like your older brother then?" "You know it's not for me or anything." "Out of consideration for Ma." "Her first born son, a weakling outside and inside the house." "Have any idea what time it is?" "Came to play the bad drunk?" "Leave!" "Ah, fuck it." "Can't visit the house of my only friend whenever the hell I want?" "Why are you doing this to me?" "Why?" "Why?" "Did you ask me why?" "Ah, fuck it." "Miran!" "Ms. Jang Miran!" "Your husband Wang-jae. .." "It was your older brother," "It was your older brother, Pil-ho killed him." "My friend Wang-jae, my friend Pil-ho killed him!" "I told you, you were making a mistake." "Jang Pil-ho, you. .." "Hey, asshole!" "You didn't keep your word you'd take care of my sister." "Look at the mess you're in now, huh?" "Ah, man..." "Situation is getting progressively worse." "So?" "What do you propose should be done?" "Given the importance of the matter," "I suggest the matter be dealt with before word reaches Seoul." "Baldheaded sir!" "just one phone call!" "Please?" "It's real urgent." "I'm telling you." "Just let me charge my cell phone." "Darn that cop!" "Sir!" "Hey mister!" "My neck's on the line!" "Keep it down, I said!" "They're coming for me!" "I mean..." " What the?" " Hey mister!" "My neck's on the line!" "What's this?" "Ain't this gasoline?" "What the fuck he's doing!" "Help!" "Spare me!" "Spare me!" "Please spare me!" "Spare me!" "Please spare me!" "I said nothing." "You gotta believe me, please." "Help!" "Please, help!" "Jung Tae-soo here." "Get the mix with sand just, right?" "Screw ups with the ratios are what's behind the collapse of bridges and buildings, Irresponsible bastards!" "Brother try wiggling your toes a bit." "Feel alright?" "It's all rock solid dry now." "See how I always look out for your interest?" "But you never gave me any credit for that!" "Did I or didn't I tell you to stay put till I get things ready huh?" "Am I one to hog your land?" "Am I not one to let you reclaim it later on?" "I just don't get it." "Wanting so much without making any sacrifices." "You're a traitor." "In any case, no more after today." "I say again but I did nothing wrong." "We're here because brother took things too far." "You poor." "Alright, pass on my best regards to Wang-jae." "Wow!" "Ma traveled back in a time machine." "That's just becuase you won't grow up." "Good enough for the movies then," "There'd be no bigger star next to me." "You're gleaming because of the great dress." "Donghwan picked out for you." "But we gotta get going if we're picking up aunt." "Alright!" "Remember this?" "Still ways left for 20 years, but with one gone already." "Looks like one of us isn't gonna make it either." "Got the green light." "Brought it thinking there'll be no other chance to talk." "Ma, all this here used to be farmland." "I can't believe it." "WouIdn't have sold the land had I known this'd happen." "But boy, it's a nice day today." "Still didn't go back, huh?" "Planning to go back with you." "There's a lot left for me to do here." "How many more people's gotta get hurt?" "This is your own hometown, man." "Long time since I changed my address." "Stop joking around and stop it." "You know?" "You guys tried to boss me around since we were kids." "We didn't try, we did boss you!" "Taesoo , Jung Taesoo." "Ok." "If you've got time, let's go to the sauna." "Say, think you can hack it?" "You know what?" "I know it's cheesy to kiss ass, but it's worse to not give credit where it's due." "Staring at me?" "What?" "What?" "Drunk in anger?" "Burns real hot inside?" "Kills ya you're helpless to an old pushover, huh?" "Can't even die if you don't got the grit." "I'm not going to kill you." "Know why?" "You're too much below me." "Isn't forgiveness too a quality of the strong?" "You know?" "That's real forgiveness." "The strong forgiving the weak." "Know what Taesoo?" "It's not the strong who lasts, but the one that lasts who's strong." "For your ride up!" "If you leave him like that, there's an element of danger." "Should the opening be closed?" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the judge and the jury." "I'm the king, damn it!" "I'm leaving for Seoul tomorrow." "Oh, yeah?" "What do you want me to do?" "There's nothing I can do!" "One's my brother and the other my husband." "Heard there's a gathering tonight at Ondangjung of the casino people." "Hello." "It's me Sukhwan." "Funeral for your mother and brother go well?" "State of things for bade me from attending." "Did send a fat envelope though." "It's your heart that's important." "It's all war from now." "Something piss you off?" "Stop it you scaring me." "But what am I gonna do?" "Oh shucks, real busy though tonight with all the Seoul boys in town." "It's no problem." "We don't care much about time and place." "Had Donghwan really become a judge, he sure would've watched our backs, huh?" "Hey, I may not have a warrant... but this is at least halflegal." "What?" "Hey, where's this Jang Pil-ho?" "Cheers!" "What's all this noise?" "Don't worry about it." "Noise is normal in a place like this." "How ya doing?" "Feel alright?" "Running low on gas." "But you got less mileage on ya." "Heh?" "The hurt don't discriminate between the old and young." "I'm busy, catch up with ya later." "Ok." "When the job here is done" "You must take some main office work and help build the organization." "Your hometown's a tourist city..." "It's time you shed your backward image." "I would like to Introduce you to the chairman." "But you're still a little rough around the edges." "Wonder if that's because you've done nothing but field work." "I still don't think you fully appreciate what real business is." "Who's that?" "Noise is because of them two?" "You disappoint me, Mr. Jang." "Though I did start knowing that I'd be working with a bunch of hicks," "How can I work losing face like this?" "Hell of a big mouth, Asshole." "What?" "what?" "What?" "This guy?" "He's not the chairman or anything." "Shit." "This ain't changing anything for you or me." "Skinny cowards." "Not taking leftovers here?" "Hey , Taesoo." "I lose cuz of you." "Driving me nuts." "You breaking my balls hanging around here, heh?" "Come on and have a drink." "Pretty good eats here." "You got good teeth both of you." "Life throws all kinds at ya, but no need to dive head first into everything," "right?" "Jang Pil-ho, you bastard!" "How is it something hot in your body?" "Feels like something's poking?" "It's all like that the first time." "Why you always trying to make me the bad guy?" "What?" "Wang-jae and you, why you guys always put me down?" "Jealous?" "Getting jealous because your punch bag has sidestepped you and been crowned king?" "Huh?" "Fuck it." "Hey, Pil-ho!" "How'd we end up like this..." "There's nothing between us..." "Hey, Pil-ho." "You can never know... but the winner is the last one standing..." "Hey, Pil-ho." "Hey, Pil-ho." "I remember your hands, they were always warm, heh?" "But technically speaking, didn't we win?" "Donghwan, what do you think?" "They did the wrong stuff, and we beat 'em in actual practice as well." "They're stinking bums anyway." "Whole days gone and we got nothing to show for it." "Whatcha mean?" "We got this bottle to show for it." "We make it big and in about 20 years we drink it in style" "Wonder what we'll be doing then." "Ah, don't fret about it." "Ain't gonna be a walk in the park anyway." "What are you, bitch!" "Fuck it."
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"I die for the Revolution." "No Chinese woman has yet shed blood for the Revolution." "I shall be the first, although the world doesn't know much about the Revolution." "I leave behind my husband and children." "My death is my contribution to the Revolution." "It will build an indestructible home for all people, a peaceful and calm world for all children." "The long-enslaved masses are numb, they know not peace, nor calm." "These two children will soon lose their mother." "I die for all children." "I die for the Revolution." "I'm not afraid, nor do I care about death." "I rejoice at my martyrdom:" "at this moment" "I cry with blissful tears." "Put the donation boxes in prominent spots." "Go over to the door." "Be vigilant." "Yes." "Let Mr. Sun rest." "Don't disturb him." "Yes." "Juemin." "Who's that?" "Who?" "Look." "What?" "Go, quick." "Get up, there's a woman here." "Don't bother, just go." "Keqiang." "Time to get up." "Get up." "Let me sleep three more minutes." "Alright." "Get up." "Two minutes." "Fine." "Two minutes." "One minutes." "I'll get up." "I should go to Guangzhou for the uprising." "What?" "You forgot the committee's decision last night?" "Keqiang, listen." "I won't." "I must throw myself into battle." "Then last night's meeting was a waste." "Why can't we talk it through again?" "There's nothing to discuss." "Huang Xing leads the Guangzhou uprising." "Sun Wen handles fundraising overseas." "We voted." "Promise." "Promise." "These are donations from abroad." "Overseas Chinese helped us." "I promised them." "I cannot fail them," "I must carry out my pledge." "It's not a personal promise but Tongmenghui's promise." "They wrote these letters." "Who's this woman?" "Zonghan." "Xu Zonghan." "Tongmenghui member from my village." "I'm Huang Xing." "Zonghan coordinates underground organizations in Guangzhou." "You two pretend to be husband and wife." "It's a good cover." "No, it's not appropriate." "Why not?" "I'm a woman and I don't care." "What are you afraid of?" "It's easy to die in battle, but hard to motivate the living." "You have the difficult task." "the Guangzhou uprising will finish off the Qing Dynasty." "Take this pocket watch." "On the day of the uprising, we'll monitor time together." "Go," "Charge." "Quick." "Quick." "Destroy this wall." "Yes." "You rebel." "You dare revolt." "You revolutionary." "You dare revolt." "You..." "You..." "Where's Zhang Mingqi?" "I don't know." "Quick." "And my wife." "Quick." "Comrades taking part in the uprising know me better." "It's easier for me to coordinate..." "Nonsense." "I can wield my pen and scalpel, why not a gun?" "Remember:" "You're still a wanted man by the Qing court, you can't risk it." "If you return to China to lead the uprising, you're being irresponsible." "Yu Peilun." "Yu Peilun." "Yu Peilun." "Here." "We couldn't contact the other groups." "Zhang Mingqi ran away." "Keqiang said, if the uprising fails, you must inform Sun Wen immediately." "What else did he say?" "He said, if he's not back by dusk, you must leave Guangzhou at once." "Quick." "Back off." "All of you." "Listen to my command." "Attack from the sides." " Yes." " Hand grenades." " Yes." " Follow me." "Charge." "Keqiang." "Your hand." "Keqiang." "Don't mind me, charge." "Yes." "Charge." "Get away." "Run." " What are you doing?" " Run" "Let me go." "Let me go." "Yu Peilun." "Gentlemen, our fundraiser today was originally organized for the Guangzhou uprising." "But just now," "I received news." "Fighting in Guangzhou has ceased." "The uprising has failed." "The telegram states, the uprising failed," "many of our core members are dead." "You've never met them." "These young people who died were talented, some came from rich families, some have just gotten married." "They were willing to sacrifice themselves, whatever the cost." "They sacrificed their lives for the cause because they have faith." "What do your lies have to do with us?" "Good question." "Most of you gathered here are overseas Chinese." "You know well our faces mark us as Chinese, and we've suffered discrimination and bullying." "We've endured unfair treatment." "All because the country of our people has long been corrupt and weak, writhing in pain." "Our Chinese compatriots face adversity, our land taken by others." "Our Revolution ensures people can pursue happiness, that our race will regain dignity." "The Chinese revolutionary movement is blessed by support from overseas Chinese." "For many years," "I strongly believe this" "Overseas Chinese are the mother of the Revolution." "Gentlemen, your children" "have died for you." "Fang Shengdong." "Lin Shishuang." "Yu Peilun." "Chen Gengxin." "Lin Juemin." "This young man will soon be a father." "What's this?" "US$300,000.00" "Donation from Zhigongtang." "I won't hide this from you." "We sold our ancestral house." "Yat-sen, we're overseas Chinese, our roots are in China." "The Qing Dynasty is no longer our home." "Without a place called home, why keep an ancestral house?" "Take it." "If the Revolution fails, you'll owe us for generations." "Another one." "Yat-sen, your pocket watch can block bullets," "but not cannon shells." "Fire." "Empress Dowager," "I hear" "Sun Wen has long escaped abroad, he hasn't returned for more than a decade." "We might want to arrest him, but it's going to be hard." "Didn't we alert our envoys and foreign governments about Sun, telling them they should monitor his movements?" "But Sun gives public lectures everywhere, raising funds, organizing rebels, trafficking arms, plotting uprisings..." "Minister Xu, perhaps you overstate." "He hasn't appeared before our eyes." "He's only mortal, not the Monkey King." "What power can he wield?" "Sun's done enough to rock the boat." "These years, unrest seethes everywhere, rebellions follow one after another." "Sun's been misleading others with his lies, so many follow his path." "What a troublemaker." "As if he doesn't make enough trouble." "The Qing Dynasty will not fall because of him." "If he dares enter the Forbidden City, our Manchurian imperial army will kill him." "Yes," "let's just eradicate" "Sun Wen and his cohorts." "We'll destroy them once and for all." "Stop carrying on like this." "No matter whether to kill them, or praise or punish them, or whatever other solution," "I only have this to say:" "Please, all of you," "let us have some peace." "Recently, the mortgage of our railways against the Four Nations Bank loan has led to riots." "What's the use of your rifles?" "Tell them:" "if they revolt, they'll all die in vain." "Lin Juemin." "You're educated, you come from a good family." "Why did you join the rebels?" "Zhang Mingqi, why do you hide in darkness?" "What are you afraid of?" "What am I afraid of?" "You're afraid of my youth." "I have chosen death, but I'm still young." "You might live, but you are old and worthless." "Have you read the study of evolution?" "Survival of the fittest." "Have you considered the leading nations in the world were all borne of revolution?" "China must also have a revolution." "Affairs of the nation are not your concern." "Sun Wen said," "China is weak." "There's no way out." "The royal family, aristocrats and officials all follow their old ways, but what of the people?" "They barely survive, ignorant of the world." "China is no match for other countries, it's a dire situation." "Young man, the Qing court has a hard time too." "The court?" "The court gave Hong Kong to England and Taiwan to Japan." "That's the good work of the Qing court." "What's the use of keeping it?" "I'm interrogating you, yet you turn around to question me?" "You have no grounds to sentence me." "Lin Juemin," "I had wanted to exercise clemency." "There's no need." "My comrades and I fought together, we'll die together." "I can't be an exception." "When you die, you'll be left with nothing." "The Qing court wants my life;" "I'll destroy the dynasty at its heart." "Hello, Your Royal Highness, this is a car used by British royalty." "As a member of Chinese royalty, let me try." "Please." "You've come because of the Sichuan railways?" "The loan agreements between our countries and the mortgage of your railways cannot be written off." "That's the trouble." "I knew it." "The mortgage of the Sichuan and Guangdong railways against your loan will lead to trouble down the road." "If you forcibly take the railways, it'll be a catastrophe." "Can't we find a solution, my dear lord?" "Look at this invention." "It's an iron machine." "It can move forward and backward," "left and right, whatever you wish." "My lord, please enjoy this humble gift and steer it in the right direction." "Mr. Ambassador, we've already sent troops from Wuchang to suppress the Sichuan riots." "Don't you worry." "Your Royal Highness, you're a great strategist." "You're the one holding the steering wheel." "You have money, you have naval fleets, you've always been better businessmen than us." "In 50 years, the car you gave me will be scrap metal, but my little gift to you will be priceless." "Thank you." "Open the door." "Huang Keqiang." "Quick, open the door." "Huang Keqiang." "I know you're inside." "Open," "Huang Keqiang." "Huang Keqiang, open the door." "Open the door for me." "What are you doing?" "Put it down." "Give me the blade." "Let me go." "What are you doing?" "What?" "You can't die." "I know you saw all of them being killed." "I know we failed." "I didn't want to die, Zonghan." "I want to keep this hand to wield the gun." "Help me, chop it off." "No." " No." " So we failed, we've failed before." "No." "Children, do you know what the telegram says?" "No." "Huang Keqiang is alive." "Fate has been kind." "Who's he?" "Huang Keqiang is a strong and determined man, a man who won't die." "We don't know him." "But do you know Homer Lea?" "Yes." "Take me to him, please." "Yes." "Where's Homer Lea?" "There." "Homer Lea." "Homer." "Homer." " Homer." " Hey, I'm here." "Mr. Lea, tell me." "Why are you so interested in Chinese revolution?" "Nowadays, a Chinese revolution is the only thing that can make exciting history." "Exciting?" "That's not what our revolution is about." "Why revolution?" "I was once a doctor." "I used to save a lot of lives with my scalpel." "But sadly, in my country," "life is so miserable it might be worse than death." "I always wonder why my compatriots have to endure their lives with no dignity." "They survive like animals with very basic needs, suffering the oppression from the ruling class and foreign powers." "Now," "I cannot accept it," "I will not accept it." "I want to change." "I want a revolution." "Come," "I'll show you." "Recently, in Sichuan, the central part of China, people have launched a movement of protecting railway projects against the hopelessly corrupt Qing government." "It is said that the Qing government has to mobilize the army from Hubei province o Sichuan." "What they don't know is many officers who stayed behind in the army of" "Hubei, Hunan, and Jiangsu, are active members of Tongmenghui, the Restoration League," "I have a feeling that in the south of Yangtze River, an even bigger movement will take hold." "I want to join your revolution." "That's fine." "I would like to invite you to join the Chinese Revolution as a military advisor, but I'm afraid I cannot afford you and pay the attention that you deserve." "This, this is not about money." "It's about you, Sun." "You must be China's revolutionary leader." "I promise you." "Peng Chufan." "Liu Fuji." "Yang Hongsheng." "The three of them plotted mutiny." "Heaven's punishment is upon them." "We execute them today as a warning to all." "Among you..." "Governor, we found the list." "What should we do?" "What else can we do with those rebels from the Gongjinhui?" "Starting tonight, kill everyone on the list." "No one will be spared." "All of you, ask your own conscience." "The Qing court supports and protects you, yet you plot to rebel, following such thugs as Sun Wen." "Isn't that the behavior of unfilial sons, killing their parents?" "Stop, you two." "What are your names?" "Xiong Bingkun of the 8th regiment, 8th engineering battalion." "Jin Zhaolong of the 8th regiment, 8th engineering battalion." "Lie low." "This is a crisis." "Don't be hot-tempered." "Yes." "What is this?" "A mutiny?" "Not sleeping?" "What do you want?" "What?" "This is a mutiny." "Tao Qisheng." "Brother, put down your rifle." "I'm leading a mutiny." "How many more will you kill?" "You're lucky that" "I'm aiming at you." "Brother, this is not a joke." "If we don't do it now, then when?" "Help." "Tell Zhang Zhenwu to bring two of his battalions." "Aim all artillery at the Governor's mansion." "When Xiong Bingkun lights the torch, fire at the mansion." "Yes." "Charge." "Hand grenades." "Go." "Jin Zhaolong." "Jin Zhaolong, Xiong Bingkun." "Lead two platoons." "Order everyone to bring gas canisters." "Rush in to fuel the fire." "Light the target." "Yes." " Quick." " Quick." "Quick." "Quick." "Ready, aiming at the Governor's mansion." "Load." "Done." "Fire." "Load." "Fire." "Good morning, Mrs. Johnson." "Good morning." "Here." "Oh, yes." "Oh, Dr. Sun." "Yes?" "It seems like there's something in today's paper about China." "Thank you." "Do you need some help, Dr. Sun?" "Can I give you some water?" "I'm all right." "Yat-sen." "Hey, what's going on in here?" "What are you guys doing?" "Come on." "Yat-sen." "The Revolution has succeeded." " Hey, what's the matter with you?" " Sorry" "On October 10," "The Revolutionary army took over Wuchang." "Governor Rui Cheng fled overnight." "Wuchang revolutionaries telegraphed the entire country, asking them to join in the rebellion." "The world's in shock." "Yat-sen, you should return to China immediately." "I'll reserve a boat ticket for you." "You only need to spend 20 days across the Pacific, then you'll reach Shanghai." "It happened in Wuchang." "It happened in Wuchang." "Send a telegram to Keqiang in Hong Kong, so he travels to Wuchang to lead the revolution." "Yes." "Sun," "I'm ready." "I'll go to China with you." "No." "I'm going to Europe first." "Huang Xing is much better than me to handle this in China." "Why?" "The unrest in China will be closely linked to the Four Nations Bank loan to the Qing court." "The court's out of money now, but if they get the loan, they can thwart the revolution." "Reserve tickets for Europe." "Zonghan, don't bother making dinner." "We're running out of time." "Put it down." "Why are you so anxious?" "You don't need it." "The battle in Wuchang will be intense." "I'm concerned for your safety." "What about your own safety?" "Don't worry," "I won't die." "Fate will be kind to me." "I should go now." "Go" "What happened?" "Only yesterday Rui Cheng reported to us that the rebel leaders were killed." "A day passed and..." "The New Army had it easy." "Clearly, the Wuchang regiments were sent to Sichuan to stop the unrest, so the city was unguarded..." "Tell me something I don't already know." "The Qing court has ruled for more than 200 years." "We've ridden through many storms." "It's only a small flame, we'll extinguish it." "Who should we send to extinguish this flame?" "Empress Dowager," "I humbly believe..." "I recommend Yin Chang, head of the Imperial Army." "This is his duty." "Xu Shichang." "Yes." "Just now, what were you saying?" "Yuan Shikai can fulfill this task." "Better to appoint Yin Chang." "This is family affair." "It's better to send over a Manchu." "Yes." "Empress Dowager," "I would like to submit a request." "Say it, Royal Prince." "Food and supplies precede an army." "There's this old saying..." "Be precise," " don't just quote the classics." " In my opinion," "We should finalize the loan from the Four Nations Bank, we'll have less to worry about later." "Haven't we discussed this for months?" "Why hasn't this been done?" "The Four Nations Bank felt we've been indecisive about mortgaging our railways." "There's been criticism outside." "People say that we're giving away our sovereignty." "If we're not rulers here, is this even a country?" "General Li, for the sake of the times, please decide." "I've treated you well." "Why are you making it so difficult for me?" "We ask that you lead the Military Government." "We're not making it difficult." "Drop your gun." "Please ask him to drop his gun." "Put it down." "General Li, you've treated us well." "We wish you'd lead the Military Government." "You have great talents among the revolutionary ranks." "Why don't you ask Sun Wen to be your leader?" "Li Yuanhong." "The revolutionary party will select our leaders." "At present" "Sun Wen is still abroad, and Huang Keqiang is on his way here." "That's why we offer you this." "Li Yuanhong, do you understand your predicament?" "I can give up my position in the Qing court, but I don't want to become a revolutionary official." "I only want to return home." "You have no idea of the real situation:" "although Rui Cheng and Zhang Biao have gone into hiding, if the court's troops were to counterattack, they can destroy Wuchang in a second." "Come back." "Stop." " Come back." " Go" "Stop." "Go." "Lie down." "Yin Chang's firing at us from a German battleship." "General Li, are you all right?" "What damned battle is this?" "I'll die because of you." "Remove the ammunition, quick." "We'll die together." "We'll count you as a revolutionary martyr." "Li Yuanhong, General of the Mixed Brigade." "I'm Military Governor Li Yuanhong." "If you want to live, return to your stations." "Attention." "Yes." "Target:" "Battleship "Chuyu"" "Distance: 2400 feet." "Load." "Prepare for rapid firing, first round." "Rapid firing, first round." "Fire." "Distance:" "2350 miles, 25¢ª to the right." "Load." "Fire all three cannons." "Fire." "Cease fire." "Why did we stop?" "I'm the Military Governor," "I make all the decisions." "Why did they stop?" "They ran out of ammunition?" "Doesn't look like it." "Should we fire back to test them?" "What for?" "Better keep our lives." "Run." "Run." "Even if we annihilate Yin Chang, so what?" "He's of no consequence." "The real battle is ahead of us." "Yes." "You want to cut my queue?" "Fine." "Come." "Since you revolutionaries have bestowed such honour on me," "I'll be presumptuous and break the law." "Father." "Good news." "You scared away my fish." "You're coming out of seclusion." "You can't hold your horses, can you?" "General, Huafu is here." "Huafu." "Let's show the revolutionaries and those in the Forbidden City our great Beiyang Army" "and our great power." "Yes." "Attention, artillery." "Target ahead, 25¢ª to the right, distance at 500." "Load." "Ready." "Fire." "Alcohol." "Keqiang." "Where should we go?" "Wherever there's heavy gunfire." "Make way." "Make way." "Commander." "Avoid gunfire." "Avoid gunfire." "Hide in the trench with your squad." "Hide in the trench." "Hide in the trench." "Don't run." "Go back." "Don't run." "Retrieve the gun." "Remember, a live soldier is useless without his weapon." "Tell me, Huafu." "Tell me." "General," "We've taken" "Hankou." "Your order to scorch" "Hankou now gives us access to Wu..." "What's your next step?" "Morale is high, we attack Wuchang right away." "Great." "We take Hankou first, then attack Beijing." "We'll conquer the world." "Sit down, have some food." "This is a Heaven-sent opportunity." "Sit down." "Keding, you're cutting to the quick." "Let's wait on" "Wuchang." "After the rabbit is killed, the hunting dog will be cooked." "Enemy positions have advanced." "Once they cover their firing range, the infantry will attack." "The key to combat is to avoid gunfire." "Yes." "Idiot, trying to run away?" "I'll kill you." "Drop your gun." "He's Huang Xing, our Commander." "Salute." "I command you all:" "from now on, follow my orders." "Yes." "Always be prepared to enter the frontlines." "Yes." "We torched Hankou well, it was a great offense." "But now, we won't follow up." "If the revolutionaries can be easily defeated, the country still belongs to the Qing court." "If the Qing court is also weak, the revolutionaries could seize power." "Somehow, we must be get a share of it." "Here's my condition:" "I take full power over the army and its supplies." "Now" "Empress Dowager Longyu and the princes must know that they either get the loan from the Four Nations Bank, or there'll be no more battle." "Regarding the revolutionaries..." "Should we contact Li Yuanhong and test the waters?" "He's not a revolutionary." "In the long run, we should find someone we can connect with" "Sun Yat-sen and Huang Xing." "Reporting to the General." "Wang Jingwei is here." "Please." "Isn't Wang supposed to be in Beijing, in prison?" "Zaifeng released him." "You were locked up for a year." "You've suffered." "Times have changed, don't mention it anymore." "I treasure you most among the revolutionaries." "I was just telling Keding, we should swear as blood brothers." "Zhaoming, tell me." "What do the revolutionaries want?" "We want to establish a republic." "Republic?" "But why?" "Feudalism has kept China back for far too long." "As long as there's an Emperor, we cannot rid ourselves of the old system." "The Revolution must depose the Emperor and the imperial system." "That's all theory." "We have to put it in practice." "When the Republic is established, who will lead it?" "A leader of the Republic is elected by all citizens." "Zhaoming." "The General pondered seriously before inviting you from Beijing." "He'd like your help." "You're the one who knows the revolutionaries well." "Zhaoming." "Is Sun Wen still abroad?" "Gentlemen." "Gentlemen, you know who I am and why I'm here." "It seems to me that you have decided that you're against the revolution." "Am I right?" "Go." "If that's the case, the Qing government will take this loan, buy guns and shoot through the hearts of revolutionaries." "Your money will support the corrupt Qing government, in exchange for what?" "Railway?" "Our railway." "Sir." "Sir, please keep your voice down." "You're deciding the future of my country here." "Being a Chinese," "I have the right to know what's going on here." "We've already informed your government regarding our decision." "You must tell me your decision." "Let me remind you that we're in Europe." "You really should behave like a gentleman." "Do you understand what's happening in China now?" "Mr. Sun Wen." "He won't answer." "They are bankers, they only care about their money, not other people's fate." "Mr. Hillier, do you know who he is?" "No." "He's the man who will decide the future of China." "Who are you?" "Tang Manrou." "Idiot." "Your father is the Chinese Imperial Ambassador, and you spoke for Sun Wen?" "Do you know who he is?" "Who is he?" "He's a traitor of the Qing Dynasty." "He's a wanted criminal." "He's a revolutionary." "Don't you know?" "Tang Manrou." "I know who he is, that's why I helped him." "Mr. Hillier." "Hillier." "I must go before this person arrives." "We cannot be present in the same place." "Why leave, Minister Tang?" "I beg you, you still haven't done us the honour of accepting our invitation." "You really mustn't leave." "Please." "Don't leave." "Ladies and Gentlemen:" "I'm well aware that I've come here uninvited." "However, as the leader of the Chinese revolution, I only ask you, please reconsider the 6 million pounds, your loan to the Qing government." "Sun Wen, you're a subject of the Qing Dynasty, yet you show no respect for your country." "How can you claim any respect regarding our country?" "You've lost it all a long time ago." "I represent the whole Chinese people, and speak in the name as leader of the Chinese revolution." "Dr. Sun, we will not break such an important business contract." "Mr. Thompson, this is not a business contract, it's a political deal." "If this contract is signed, what's at stake here is Chinese sovereignty." "Mr. Sun, our German banks only care about business, we don't care about domestic politics." "My dearest German delegates, every time the Qing government fires a gun at us, your money presses the trigger." "The Qing government will buy weapons with your loan, nothing else." "Perhaps you've misunderstood." "According to my understanding, this loan is intended to help rebuild the railways." "Mr. Sun, our minister in Peking," "Sir John Newell Jordan, said the same thing about the loan." "Dear Sir Buchanan," "I believe when Mr. Jordan realizes that the money is used to destroy the Chinese revolution, he will change his mind." "Sun Wen." "This is my second warning." "Do not defame the Qing Dynasty here." "Defame?" "Minister Tang, how you underestimated us." "We want to depose you and the court." "Gentlemen, we all know that to give good money to a bad client is a fatal mistake." "The Qing government is like a patient diagnosed with cancer." "Your loan is like sugar pills, it'll only make him feel better, but the fate is sealed." "It seems that you are quite pessimistic about the future in China." "No, I'm not." "On the contrary, my vision of the new China is very positive." "I see huge miles covered with natural resources." "I see thousands of banks providing new capital." "I see a mountain of railways connecting all the modern communities." "Gentlemen, you are bankers, you should know to invest your money wisely." "Would you rather invest your money into a dying government or the emerging one?" "Mr. Sun Yat-sen," "I know you are the leader of this revolution, and I respect your revolution." "However, we cannot invest money against the interests of our own nation." "You may know that" "I'm a surgeon." "As a doctor, my duty is to save my patient's life." "One day" "I found my country is suffering cancer." "Mr. Hillier," "The situation of China is like this roast lamb," "It's unlikely our people would enjoy freedom, equality" "and fraternity." "Yes, that is to say, this is China." "And all of you want a piece." "Germany here's your piece, the Shandong peninsula." "Good location, isn't it?" "What's all this?" "Sir Buchanan, your piece," "left rather small on this plate:" "only Hong Kong, and you know very well, this is a gate to reach China." "Mr. Thompson, let me cut out a special piece for you, in memory of all those Chinese lives that were lost carving out your mountain for the transcontinental railway" "where they sleep, buried, the bones of Chinese labourers." "It's a pity, all those countries not here today:" "Russia," "Japan and Portugal." "They want Pescadores, Liaodong Peninsula and Macau." "Gentlemen, this is the last time you can gather to feast on China." "I really hope" "I made my point clear." "Mr. Tang, please wait a moment." "Please." "Go home." "Please." "Please stay." "Stay." "Here it is." "Please tell me, what does Revolution mean?" "Like a doctor who heals patients, a revolution saves an entire people." "Mr. Sun," "I heard girls in China have to bound their feet from young age." "Is it painful?" "Yes, it's painful but it will be gone very soon." "I see." "Thank you." "Must people" "lose their lives in revolution?" "The final goal of revolution isn't death, but to change fate." "Young people sacrificed themselves for the revolution, so those living can lead better lives." "Extend firing range." "Come." "It's overheated." "It won't fire." "Go, piss." "Lie down." "Lie down." "Nurse." "Little Hubei, gather hand grenades." "Give them to me." " Give them to me." " No" "Let go." " Commander." " Let go." "Don't pull me back." "Don't pull me back." "Let go." "Go." "Little Hubei." "Ammunition handler." "Charge." "General," "Huafu is here." "General," "We've taken Hanyang." "Should we continue fighting?" "There's no need to be in such a rush." "We have to let the Qing court understand, if they don't pay up, we won't move." "Your words mean..." "Can't you read?" "Read it yourself." "Fight slowly, wait and see?" " But morale is high." " I must return to Beijing and see what the Empress Dowager says." "Let me tell you my bottom line:" "if the court doesn't give me enough money," "I won't fight." "I'd thought it'd be easy to defeat them, but Sun's rebels are resilient." "I also lack ammunition and supplies." "Empress Dowager," "I was forced to cease the battle of Wuchang." "Yuan Shikai." "Yes, Empress Dowager." "How much do you need?" "Tell me." "If I have 12 million taels of gold," "I can finish off the revolutionaries within a few months." "If we have no money for battle, we only have one choice:" "to make peace with the revolutionaries." "You dare?" "Making peace means we acknowledge them." "The Beiyang Army is on its" "last round of ammunition." "I'll never agree to your making peace." "If you really care about the Qing court, do something useful, donate your riches." "Why don't you donate your own money to the cause?" "Yuan Shikai." "Empress Dowager, as I had reported earlier, we must have enough money to support the army." "Yuan Shikai is indeed hard pressed." "You love to argue all the time, pretending to be loyal ministers." "Now in times of crisis," "you've all become selfish." "The dynasty is destined to fall." "Your servant will give up all of his possessions." "This is a time of crisis, I will lead my entire family to protect the country." "Your servant doesn't want a coffin, nor does he care about his ancestral grave." "If money can help destroy the rebels, then" "I'll leave everything and return to my home village." "The Four Nations Bank has been persuaded by Sun," "I'm afraid we won't receive a cent of this loan." "I know." "Heaven will punish" "Sun Wen for this." "Empress Dowager, even though we run out of money, food, and ammunition, we still have for centuries our loyal subjects." "I only have this to say:" "I will die for the Qing Dynasty." "Sun Wen, your interference... with the Four Nations Bank loan has generated controversy in China." "This is the Prince Regent's order to assassinate you." "This one" "looks more like a portrait of the deceased." "I don't agree with you, but I respect your courage." "I won't kill you." "I want to persuade you." "Sun Wen, we are both past middle age." "Confucius said," "At 50, I knew my destiny." "He also said," "At 40, I am not deluded." "I've never wavered from my beliefs." "I know why you won't kill me." "You're a father, you know the Qing court you serve will eventually destroy your children." "We all want a strong and bright China for our children." "Go," "I don't want to see you again." "Mr. Jordan, you're the first guest in my new house." "Now that you've moved to Beijing, we can see each other more often." "Yes." "I don't intend to leave the city this time." "How's the situation in the South?" "Difficult." "Sun Wen and Huang Xing are southern barbarians with big appetites." "You could have conquered Wuchang, but you stopped." "We all knew the Qing Dynasty has run out of money, the end is near." "You want to profit from the power balance between the Qing court and the revolutionary army." "So now you want peace." "What do you think of this balance between my left and right hands?" "Truth be told, I'm very impressed." "But the revolutionaries won't talk to me." "Now I understand." "Would you like us to extend a hand?" "You..." "We'll pave the way for you to negotiate peace with the revolutionaries." "It's not good for anyone if fighting continues." "What's most important now is holding onto power." "Real power." "I'm looking for a collaborator to protect the interests of Britain in China." "Well, you've found him." "Military Governor, let me explain." "I sent Keqiang to Shanghai because of the overall strategy of the revolutionary movement." "I don't understand." "The Wuchang uprising attracted the world's attention." "Isn't that also part of the overall strategy?" "Since we can attack Nanjing, why can't we defend Wuchang?" "In Wuchang, we're in a stalemate with the Beiyang Army." "Our trainee soliders have suffered heavy casualties." "In Nanjing, the enemy is weak." "Our plan is to attack Nanjing, then retake Wuchang." "That's our overall strategy." "This is the decision made by the Tongmenghui." "I must abide by it." "Fine." "Whatever you say." "But I won't go to Shanghai." "Please understand, it hasn't been easy to forge our paths together." "My home is here." "My power base is here." "Military Governor Li, it appears we won't be sharing the same path." "My child, don't move." "Don't move." "Lie down." "Listen, if you want to live, we must amputate your leg." "Can you hear me?" "Alcohol." "It's fine." "Ready?" " Be brave." " We begin now." "Listen to me." "Listen to me." "Stop." "Stop." "Come." "Take him away." "You've said it before." "So we failed." "Haven't we failed before?" "I'm talking to you." "Idiot." "Mr. Sun, telegram from England for you." "Okay, here you are." "Thank you." "Mr. Sun," "I must inform you right away." "The Four Nations Bank decided to hold off on the loan to the Qing government." "You once told me that" "Revolution is life, not only living, but fate." "I don't understand Revolution, but I've struggled and fought, I was angry." "I also knew," "I'd end up as sacrifice along with my father." "I wish your Revolution, no, wish our Revolution, every success." "Yat-sen." "Yat-sen." "Keqiang." "Where are you?" "Keqiang." "I'm here." "Can you hear me?" "I can." "Where are you?" "Huang Keqiang." "Yat-sen." "I'm starboard." "Me too." "Keqiang." "At the welcome ceremony, you have to put on the revolutionary army uniform." "Yes." "Yat-sen." "Binglin, you're all here." "Not in first class?" " No." " Second class?" "No." "Yat-sen." "It saved my life once." "Keqiang, your hand." "Guangzhou uprising." "Doesn't matter." "Yat-sen." "Mr. Sun." "Dunchu." "You're here." "Yat-sen, we searched all the way to the beam." "You're all here." "A hug." "Let's go." "Yat-sen, we waited so long for your return." "Shiping, you haven't aged a bit." "Mr. Sun, after your ship departed from Europe, on your journey back, what thoughts came over you?" "After 16 years of tribulations," "I've returned to my motherland." "Mr. Sun, we hear you've returned with huge donations," "Is that true?" "I don't have any money." "All I bring is the Revolutionary spirit." "What is the ultimate goal of the Revolution?" "The goals of the Revolution are simple:" "we overthrow imperial rule and save our people." "Mr. Sun, what did you tell those bankers in Europe?" "I told them, it's the Chinese people who'll steer the fate of China, not foreigners or Manchu royalty." "Mr. Sun, the north and south are now negotiating peace." "What is your opinion?" "My opinion is this:" "we haven't reached our Revolutionary goal, we won't negotiate." "Tie up them" "Our position is that unless the Emperor abdicates, there'll be no peace agreement." "Our position is that the monarchical system cannot change." "This is a family dinner." "Shaochuan, you're part of the family." "Come, try this." "A specialty from home" "Lotus root with glutinous rice." "Come, sit." "General, this is..." "To thank you." "You put in so much effort in the negotiations." "You've worked so hard." "Please tell me what's on your mind." "You're the only one among us who knew Sun Wen." "I want to know more about" "Sun Wen." "What type of a man is he?" "Zhang Shizhao said," "China will rise because of Sun, he's the person who'll revive the country." "Miyazaki considers Sun a hero who will save China." "Kang Youwei claimed Sun is illiterate." "Wu Zhihui says that Sun is a hardworking scholar." "Some say he's like Robin Hood, an outlaw." "Some say he's a real scholar, an itinerant doctor holding a scalpel." "Others call him a good-for-nothing liar." "There are many versions." "Shaochuan, he has so many followers." "How does he do it?" "I did hear this from many people:" "that Sun is selfless." "a selfless person?" "Where in the world can we find one?" "It's been 2000 years, we can't wait any longer for" " China's first Republic." " Representatives from the 17 provinces have decided not to elect a President, but to elect a Grand Marshal." "Mr. Sun, please sign." "A Grand Marshal cannot be head of state." "We must elect a President." "On the Presidential election, should we wait to hear from Yuan Shikai?" "If he can really hasten the Emperor's abdication..." "The negotiating parties already made a pact." "Whoever first deposes the Qing government will become President." "Yuan Shikai hasn't deposed the Qing court." "We didn't break our promise." "If you insist on a Presidential election, people will use that as an excuse to resume fighting." "So what?" "We fought and look what we've achieved today." "Keqiang." "If we resume fighting, what are our chances of winning?" "We have no money, morale is low, we have no sure chance of winning." "How can we fight?" "This is impractical." "When the revolutionary army had nothing, we were willing to sacrifice our lives." "Now we have half a country, what are we afraid of?" "The international community has expressed support for Yuan Shikai." "Overseas Chinese all hope that we could set up a government as soon as possible and elect a President." "To be safe," "I think we should wait." "If Yuan doesn't depose the Emperor for another 100 years, do we still wait?" "Let's put pressure on him, now." "If Yuan makes the Emperor abdicate, do we have to keep our promise?" "Even if Yuan makes the Emperor abdicate, he isn't qualified to be President." "Not true." "If Yuan keeps his promise, he can become President." "If you've promised him anyway, why bother holding an election?" "Good question." "It's worth it." "First, we have to establish the concept of a Republic." "It's just like building a road in the wilderness, so the Revolution can continue its path." "In future, in China, no one can turn back." "Lie down." "Against the wall." "All of you." "Against the wall." "Against the wall." "He's the assassin." "Release him." "Who sent you here?" "Sun Wen is a sinner, he's corrupt, he's sullied the Qing dynasty, he's immoral," "he misleads the people, he's beyond pardon." "Everyone can kill him." "It's no use interrogating him." "We live in entirely different worlds." "Yes." "Two days ago, on December 27," "provincial representatives voted and approved the Provisional Government Organizational Draft." "They also approved the Presidential system as well as the nomination of candidates." "Elections will take place today, December 29, for the position of" "Provisional President." "I declare each of the 17 provinces, though some with more representatives than others, is only given one vote." "A candidate receiving more the two-thirds of the votes will become Provisional President." "Those in favor, raise their hands." "This is the Presidential ballot." "Your decision is crucial." "We hope you will not disappoint your people in your choice." "Please fill in your ballot." "Homer." "Sun." "What are you doing here?" "The Presidential election is ongoing in the conference hall." "I'm one of the candidates." "History, you're making history." "I'm witnessing history." "I'm standing right beside history." "For thousands of years, in Chinese history, we the people never received the opportunity to elect the head of government." "Never." "That is what we've been fighting for." "Our people have been fighting ongoing for so long." "And now we've finally done it." "Homer, when did you get here?" "Why didn't you tell me you were coming?" "Now, as head of the Assembly..." "I must be there." "I declare the results." "Out of a total of 17 votes," "Sun Wen received 16." "The Provisional President of the Republic of China is" "Sun Wen." "Dr. Sun," "I heard your name." "I told you, you'd be China's first President." "Tang Shaoyi, didn't you say he's selfless?" "What a slap in the face." "General." "Go." "Order" "Feng Guozhang and Duan Qirui to issue a joint telegram against the Republic." "Tang Shaoyi is sympathetic to the Republic, unable to fulfill his duties, he's dismissed as representative to the negotiations." "Yes." "Send a telegram to Wu Tingfang:" "I recognize neither the Nanjing Provisional Government nor its so-called President Sun Wen." "Yat-sen, we just heard" "Zhang Xun has amassed his troops around Suzhou." "Also, some Qing soldiers have been sighted near Qinhuai River this afternoon." "Mr. President, we advise delaying the inauguration ceremony." "Yes, better to be cautious." "Today is New Year's Day of 1912, everything is renewed." "The Provisional President of the Republic of China must be sworn in today." "Fine." "I'll take care of all security details for the Provisional President." "Photo session." "Please, look here, here." "I pledge to overthrow the Qing dynasty, strengthen the Republic of China, foster better livelihoods for all." "These I promise to the people." "I will follow them." "I will serve the country with faith." "I will serve all people." "Until the hegemony of the Qing dynasty is overthrown, and the country has no strife, when China will stand tall in the world, recognized among nations." "At that time," "I will resign from the position of Provisional President." "This is my pledge to all citizens of China." "Just now," "I pledged myself as the Provisional President." "Now," "I have a few words to add." "Today, the Republic of China is established," "but the feudal court still stands." "Unless feudalism is uprooted, our Revolution isn't complete." "I await the day" "I'll relinquish my position to the person who carries through the abdication of the Qing Emperor." "What's going on?" "I'd said it before, we shouldn't rush to elect a President." "The Beiyang Army has been mobilized, war will erupt very soon." "I hear Yuan Shikai has even engaged assassins." "Who's afraid of assassins?" "Mr. Sun, may I suggest, in view of the situation, please ponder this seriously." "If Yuan Shikai doesn't depose the Qing court," "President Sun will not step down." "Does Mr. Sun want to indulge in the position of President?" "Wang Zhaoming," "Sun Wen isn't that type." "Since he's so selfless, what's the harm of my asking?" "It's all about trust, belief, and faith without any doubt." "I'm only afraid of an all-out battle between North and South." "Who'd be responsible for that?" "If our Revolution is stolen by someone else, who'd be responsible for that?" "Huang Keqiang, you..." "Zhaoming." "Stop arguing, please." "I protect you in front of everyone, but we must be frank behind closed doors." "You don't have to close any doors." "Just say it, Keqiang." "We cannot accede to any of Yuan Shikai's demands." "But he has the power." "He can quickly depose the Qing court." "To establish our Republic we need not only battles but also politics." "This is Revolution, not giving a crown to someone else." "Sun Wen, the Revolution doesn't belong to any single person." "Keqiang, what do you mean?" "You don't understand." "I don't?" "You're accusing me of not understanding politics." "But I know Yuan Shikai." "Keqiang." "You've never seen how he killed young men." "I'm worried." "He might become an enemy of the Republic." "He might even restore autocratic rule." "It's my ninth wife's birthday." "Westerners celebrate birthdays with cakes." "But we don't." "We eat peaches." "Look how festive they are." "It hurts." "Please let go." "It hurts." "Where's Weiting?" "I need to talk to him." "What happened?" "Weiting," "let's step aside." "What are you afraid of?" "So what if I want to revolt?" "So what?" "It's high time we race against Sun Wen." "Look, they haven't been idle:" "electing President, setting up government." "The best peaches on the tree are picked clean by others." "I'll kill you." "You're a madman." "Stop him." "Stop him." "Sputtering madness." "Help." "Please stop him." "Weiting." "Calm down." "Why did you hit him so hard?" "At this moment," "I can't afford even one mistake." "You're right." "It's simple." "I'm sitting on a bed of nails." "If I don't force the court, the situation is dire:" "the Revolutionaries control half the country," "I can't oppose them much longer." "But if the Emperor abdicates because of me," "I'll be blamed for generations to come." "This is indeed a tricky situation." "The crux of the matter is," "I want to become President." "When I arrived," "I was resentful." "But now that I've seen you," "I'm no longer angry." "Now, our baby is inside me." "Keqiang, this painting will soon be finished." "But I can't decide where to hang it." "I want to propose" "Wu Tingfang to issue a public statement." "If the Emperor doesn't abdicate, the ceasefire will end." "Whoever tarries, whoever resists, will be punished by all." "If the truce cannot be maintained, we'll declare war again." "If we resume war," "I'll lead the troops to the North." "Keqiang." "You were right." "I've thought long and hard." "We have to establish provisional laws." "It's unimportant who serves a single term." "We must establish a system" "to restrain not only Yuan Shikai but anyone who ever dreams of becoming an emperor." "Painter, please use bright red for the flag with 18 stars." "Yes." "Comradres, I hear you are disputing my resignation, but it takes more than a day of feudal hegemony." "I do hope you will not just focus on one official title, but create a truly relevant," "Iegally protected revolutionary system." "The world is immense." "Those who follow the righteous path thrive, those who do not become extinct." "I hold fast to the Revolution, knowing it will bear fruit." "After such a long journey, we will reach our revolutionary goal." "What does Sun Wen want?" "What telegram?" "What declaration?" "What war?" "Mr. Jordan is right." "It is most important to hold onto power." "The President's chair isn't comfortable." "Even if it's full of pins," "I still want to sit on it." "The British Ambassador told me:" "that winter, like today, the winds were chilly, it was snowing." "It was around Spring Festival, but the entire city was desolate, the atmosphere almost tragic." "The guillotine was placed in the middle of the public square," "icicles of blood still hanging on the blade." "Louis XVI was bound and taken there." "He was cold, without even a coat." "He was shivering." "Everyone brought their family to witness this great occasion." "When the hour came, the executioner put the King's head on the block, the blade was released, there was ice on his face." "Listen..." "Go on, Yuan Shikai." "Go on." "Listen." "The whoosh of the blade." "The whoosh of the blade." "Then?" "Go on, Yuan Shikai." "Then, the end." "The end?" "That quick?" "Yuan Shikai, you're kidding." "You're making this up." "You've made up this story from the West for me." "I reappointed you against my better conscience, yet you do this to me?" "Royal Prince, appease your anger." "Did the French also celebrate Spring Festival?" "Royal Prince, calm down." "Royal Prince." "I've received news that" "Sun Wen insists on a Republic." "They will not compromise." "Empress Dowager," "I tell you the story of the French Revolution because I don't want you and the princes to share the same fate." "I'm loyal to you." "Heaven can attest to it." "Yuan Shikai, come over here." "Come over here." "Empress Dowager." "I'm at your command." "What if that day comes?" "You won't let us face the guillotine," "you won't let us starve." "Certainly." "Go back." "The South is eager to resume battle," "Empress Dowager, please ponder this." "I know." "I take my leave." " Prince Regent." " Here" "Yuan Shikai has broken his promise, he's banded with the rebels." "I do regret this." "I dismiss him as Prime Minister." "Things have developed thus." "It won't help." "They're still dragging their feet, prolonging their dynasty?" "They are acting against people's wishes." "How they overreach themselves." "They're becoming enemies of all people." "What a pipe dream, thinking they can still hang on." "What happened?" "Mr. Sun." "What is it?" "Send a telegram, make it public." "The Revolutionary Party's patience is running out." "Don't these feudalists have any shame?" "Reporting to the Empress Dowager:" "our Ambassador to Russia and others have sent telegrams to you, hoping that you treasure the Chinese people rather than insisting on one man's position." "There are mutinies in the Northeast, Xinjiang and Tibet." "43 generals, including Feng Guozhang and Duan Qirui, have signed a petition in support of the Republic." "Tell me something I don't already know." "Empress Dowager." "We have served you and the royal court." "We do not support the idea of a Republic." "Please do not falter in your position." "Why would I falter?" "It's all Yuan Shikai's doing." "Yuan had betrayed Emperor Guangxu, now he betrays Emperor Xuantong." "He's a real traitor." "His family has received such grace from the court, yet he's such an unfilial cur." "He has the ambition of Wang Mang in becoming Emperor." "If the Emperor doesn't abdicate, he can't make his deal." "I'd told you before, he's not to be trusted." "As long as Aisin Gioro is here, the Qing Dynasty will not fall." "Ancestors in Heaven, now other countries bully us, the Revolutionaries run wild," "our ministers are corrupt, they sell whatever they can for their own gains." "There's nothing left now." "We have failed you." "At least Sun Wen is clement." "He doesn't invade the Palace, there are no guillotines." "We want a bloodless revolution, no more sacrifices... or needless killings." "Abdicate." "Friends, greetings." "This is a historical day," "let's begin." " Mr. President, this way." " Let's have a pose." "How?" " Mr. President, please lift up your hat." " OK." "Let's change a bit." "Mr. President, this way." "Mr. President, you look so young." "Such glib words." "when you cut my queue, don't hurry, take your time, move slowly." "This is a historical moment, do you understand?" "Yes." "You talk about Revolution and Republic all the time." "A Revolutionary has to have a Revolutionary look." "Let me show you." "Look." "Ambassadors," "Today I meet you as the Provisional President for the first time," "also the last time." "I can't believe this." "Before I leave the Presidency," "I hope you will request your respective governments to recognize our new country." "To you and to the entire world, this is truly significant." "Mr. President, how do you plan to treat the Qing royal family?" "They'll become citizens of the Republic." "The Revolutionary Party has decided to pay the royal family 4 million taels of silver." "Is that how you treat your citizens?" "Money cannot be a measure here." "Not all revolutions need guillotines." "What do you say, Mr. Ambassador?" "I agree." "When I was in England," "I once met one of your parliament members, Mr. Hillier." "I told him, when China is freed," "I'd invite him as my guest." "I'll use Chinese liquor," "Revolutionary liquor, to toast him." "Come, cheers." "Minbao, Xinwenbao and other newspapers have published articles questioning your decision to step down." "I read them." "We're in financial trouble." "We can't find funds for restitutions to the martyrs' families." "We must find some money no matter how." "People's representatives want to meet you." "Please set up a time." "Yes." "Homer Lea is determined to resign from his post as Military Advisor." "What's his reason?" "He said he won't work with Yuan Shikai." "Tell him, he's helping China, not just a person." "This is a letter from Juemin." "Yat-sen's been keeping it for you." "He asks that I give it to you." "A few days ago, members of the Tongmenghui came to see me." "They are planning a new grave." "They asked that I prepare a funerary outfit." "I went to the shop." "When he was alive," "Juemin and I always made decisions together." "So I asked," "Juemin, which one do you want?" "Only then did I know he's no longer with me." "Zhongxin, this is a letter from your father." "Look." ""Letter to My Wife"" "shouldn't be kept only in this household." "Keep it," "let others know about it." "Yesterday, the Qing Emperor abdicated, ending two millennia of monarchy." "Countless revolutionaries have given up their lives for our new Republic." "Today," "February 13, 1912, 26th day of the 12th moon of the Xinhai Year" "I keep my promise," "I resign from the post of President." "We strive for the success of the Revolution, but do not covet recognition." "We are all of the same minds to realize the goal of Revolution." "The goal is to establish an independent country for the Chinese people." "We build a Chinese Republic where land is divided among all." "Nationalism, democracy, livelihood:" "these are what we strive to attain," "Three Principles." "Today you ask me, what does Revolution mean?" "Perhaps people will ask the same question a century later." "Qiu Jin, our Tongmenghui member who was killed in Shaoxing, said," "Revolution will provide all children a peaceful and gentle world." "Lin Juemin, one of the martyrs of Huanghuagang, wrote this to his wife:" "Revolution seeks eternal happiness for everyone in the world." "I believe the Revolution enables a republican system to reach the people." "People will understand we'll fight whoever dares support the monarchy." "Revolution enables factories, banks, railroads, mines owned by Chinese to benefit the people." "Revolution enables our Chinese race to become strong, no longer bullied by others." "We will no longer be slaves." "Revolution can take place anywhere, anytime, in any heart, forever, forever, no longer afraid of foreign powers, ridding the country of feudalism and royalty." "No one will be impoverished, and the Chinese people can stand tall in the East." "This is the meaning of Revolution."
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"Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Raw provided by: gryzze" "Raw provided by: gryzze" "Timing provided by:" "Tianj" "Timing provided by:" "Tianj" "This is my first fansub!" "Please feel free to email me with any comments or corrections!" "Episode 2:" "Is it wrong to eat what I like?" "!" "Oh, are you ok?" "Aw, poor baby, what's wrong?" "Kuwano-san?" "Kuwano Shinsuke-san?" " Yeah." " Please go to the 3rd room." "Hayasaka Natsumi" "Please come in." "How do you feel?" "Fine..." "As you can see." "And do you still have any intestinal pain?" "None at all." "It really was just a minor stomachache after all, huh." "Yeah." "Ok, bye." "Wait a minute" "About the results from the tests you took last time." "I've gathered my resolve" "Go ahead" "The polyp turned out to be benign." "But your general cholesterol is 296" "LDL cholesterol is 188 what's more, your blood fat level is 320." "It looks like hyperlipidemia hyperlipidemia?" "You have excessive fat in your blood." "Your blood pressure's on the high side as well." "These along with diabetes are what is known as the "Trilogy of Death"" "Heh." "Trilogy of death!" "Quartet of death..." "These are some harsh words." "Well actually, the fourth member would be obesity." "So what's the fifth member?" "I wouldn't know." "Back to what I was saying earlier with hyperlipidemia, if you continue with your current diet it is known to lead to things like arteriosclerosis and heart attack." "I think you need to reconsider your diet." "Instead of red meat, switch to fish." "and on the other hand," "I have to increase my consumption of vegetables, right?" "Oh, so you already knew!" "yeah" "Ok, bye." "It's not a matter of if but a matter of when." "You also happen to love milk and meat right?" "I've been wondering since last time, but to go so far as to force my hospitalization, why are you so concerned with people's health?" "Because when people don't listen to their doctors, they tend to get very sick." "Give-and-take, huh." "I think it's something else." "I'll eat what I want when I want." "and even if I die early, I'll die content." "If that happened, there would be a lot of sad peop... ah... would there?" "It looked like rain earlier, so you should be careful." "I just have one question were you like this from birth?" "According to my mother... when I was a kid," "I listened to everything my mother told me." "So if any symptoms turn up, I'll be sure to..." "Fine, then please take care." "I will." "Bye." "What how is he going to take care, anyway..." "By clearing out this wall here it exposes the kitchen and gives the room a sense of freedom." "This is Kuwano's suggestion." "Ahh... with the island kitchen in the middle?" "Remodelling the kitchen is one of Kuwano's specialties." "Since you're thinking about buying, you can take these back and think about it." "Really?" "I really like this one!" "hmm, I wonder..." "Regardless of which one you choose" "I think you two will be very pleased with the results." "Well, darling?" "Costing 2 million yen more (about $20,000)... it's a little steep" "umm..." "Can we think about it for a little longer?" "We'll be waiting for you to call." "Well, after telling them that we could make it 30 or 40 thousand yen cheaper, they seemed to totally take to the idea." "It looks like we won over the wife, but... but, I think the second design one is the best one." "But 2 million yen!" "That's what you make in a year, isn't it!" "Well, yeah." "You're only paying him that much?" "!" "Yeah, it's so pitiful there are times when I pay for the both of us." "By the way, I went to the hospital today" "Changing the subject like that!" "Well?" "What did the doctor say?" "nothing" "Really?" "That's good news." "Apparently the doctor is a woman..." "Oh..?" "female doctor..." "What?" "Is she pretty?" "Hmph." "White face, no compassion, moreover, she has an entirely closed-minded point of view." "Despite being an adult, her face is round like a little kid's, what's more, her voice..." "So she's pretty." "Having a beautiful doctor look after me..." "I'm so jealous~" "So I have a suggestion..." "How about we all go out to celebrate?" "Since we don't get to do many things together as a company," "I'll go crazy this time~" "I'll treat you guys to anything you want.." "Alright!" "What should we do?" "Meat, of course." "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" "Screenwriter:" "Ozaki Masaya" "Music:" "Nakanishi Kyo" "Opening Song:" ""Suimi" Every Little Thing" "Kuwano Shinsuke Hiroshi Abe" "Hayasaka Natsumi Natsukawa Yui" "Tamura Michiru Kuninaka Ryoko" "Murakami Eiji Tsukamoto Takashi" "Nakagawa?" "What is it?" "How about have dinner at my house tonight?" "Why?" "Well, Dr. Hayasaki let me see the results from your exam..." "Wow it looks pretty bad." "Stop looking." "Invading a person's privacy like that..." "So, in order to lower your blood fat and blood pressure," "I'll have my wife cook a nutritiously balanced meal for you." "Can I see results that fast?" "No." "Come on, you should think about doing things with your family once in a while." "Hey, the yakiniku, tonight's fine right?" "Yeah." "I'm having yakiniku tonight." "Huh?" "I'll be having succulent meat drenched in sauce," "Seared over an open fire, and while it's still rare and juicy... dipped in a delicious meat-based soup consume it, dripping with fat and cholesterol." "Well, bye." "Oh, Doctor?" "Did you get a chance to talk to Kuwano-san?" "In that condition, if he eats meat indiscriminately, he'll get sick." "I told it to him straight man, he requires so much looking-after doesn't he?" "Thanks." "Oh yeah." "I can't do tonight." "Something important came up" "Huh?" "You know, we've already send in the reservation and everything, so don't say that!" "We had just decided to go out tonight, too." "Moreover, we haven't done this in such a long time." "That's why, you..." "Well, why don't you just go with the two of them?" "Huh?" "But, for a man and a woman to go out and eat yakiniku together, isn't it normally after they become a couple?" "Really?" "Yea" "But why did it become like that?" "This has got nothing to do with that." "It's fine if it's just the two of us." "I'll pass!" "I see." "Well, then" "Excuse us" "Ahh, just a second, Eiji" "Huh?" "Tonight's important thing..." "What is it?" "Ah, since my mom came here from the countryside to visit me, I have to go see her." "Hmmm, your mom comes and visits you a lot doesn't she?" "Yeah" "I guess" "Okay, bye" "I see, so you're two years younger hmm, younger guys..." "Frankly speaking, women don't like younger guys do they?" "Oh, no, I don't mind at all" "But I was really surprised when you called me!" "I've been interested in architecture since way back, so I kind of wanted to discuss it..." "Oh really?" "But," "Is Ken-san OK with this?" "What?" "You two are living together, right?" "aaah" "Do you want to see a picture?" "Kuwano, that bastard..." "Did Kuwano-san say that I was living with a man in my apartment?" "No, he didn't say it like that but," "I think he deliberately tried to trick me." "I don't have anyone like that." "What about you?" "Girlfriend?" "What, me?" "no, no." "Oh, how's Kuwano-san doing?" "Lively as ever." "I wish he'd suffered just a little bit more." "Let's stop talking about Kuwano-san yeah, let's" "We haven't even talked about each other yet." "Are you hungry?" "A little" "Do you like Italian food?" "Italian?" "I do!" "I do!" "We can supersize it for 60 yen." "The set is 100 yen off." "What should we get?" "Let's use these coupons!" "The soup is 30 yen off." "This kitchen's so small" "Why don't you build a bigger one?" "Complaining all the time like that." "Hurry up and go sit down." "Who designed that kitchen anyway?" "Is yakiniku postponed?" "It's nice to have everyone get together and have dinner like this once in a while." "Don't you agree?" "Did he invite you to come?" "You don't have to make remarks about everything I say." "It's close so please come whenever you like~" "Why, thank you." "Why'd you come tonight?" "Um, this mayonnaise..." "Oh, that's for the dressing." "There's no oil in it." "Right" "Tell Shinsuke about this "healthy menu"" "Because things like fat and egg yolk are high in cholesterol, I'm not using any." "Also, EPA and DHA are found in fish, which is also low in cholesterol, which is why you should eat this." "Also, with dried foods, the cholesterol is lower and has Vitamin E right?" "Also, I put some cognac, rich with antioxidants, into your salad." "So all in all, it should be around 500 calories." "Did you get that?" "Yeah, French, right?" "Of course it's hopeless for this guy." "You know, when you're cooking for yourself, you don't think about your health at all, do you." "You just stick a huge steak in the frying pan, am I wrong?" "That's right" "The best way to a healthy life is to marry a woman who's good at cooking, don't you think?" "That's right, that's right" "Until you find a wife you should take better care of yourself" "Are you done yet?" "Now that you mention it, how about Hayasaka-sensei?" "No way" "You wouldn't marry a patient whose ass you examined, would you?" "Who?" "Hey wait, what kind of woman is this Hayasaka-sensei?" "If you were to marry a doctor you wouldn't have to worry when you get sick!" "Hey, hey" "This person, how old is she?" "Don't worry about it." "The total is 924 yen." "Is it ok to take it from 1000 yen?" "Yeah" "Ok" "Welcome" "Is this the one that you want?" "Yeah" "Oh, wait, not the 3rd volume." "I was pretty let down" "It was an Italian family restaurant!" "Is a chain restaurant normal for a first date?" "and the worst part is he used a coupon!" "these things he cut out of a magazine." "yeah, yeah" "I was so surprised!" "It's alright isn't it?" "He's still so young, after all." "But he's not a high schooler!" "Isn't that just the worst?" "But you can still like a guy who takes you out to chain restaurants, right?" "Yeah, but for all the trouble isn't it better to eat at a fancier restaurant?" "In Shibuya, as far as Italian restaurants go," "I've even gone to Angepatio. (The restaurant from Ep1)" "You shouldn't compare him to your ex-boyfriends" "But you know," "I think it's important to date better and better guys" "So, in order to accomplish my goals," "I even went as far as to buy that book about architecture." "Do architects have a low salary?" "In other words," "That Kuwano-san must be really stingy!" "What happened?" "Nothing" "I'll call you back." "Good evening" "Hello" "Umm" "I..." "This is the first time I've been on speaking terms with someone from my apartment." "Me, too..." "If it's just an acquaintance, it's ok just to say a passing hello but, after you get to know someone, if you don't manage something to say, doesn't it feel kind of awkward?" "So do you want to talk?" "to me" "In other words" "Let's go back to just being acquaintances." "What's with that guy, anyway." "What do you think?" "How was it?" "Your date yesterday" "Well, it wasn't exactly a date but... wait, how come you know that?" "I know everything about my subordinates" "Well.." "It was perfect." "By any chance..." "You didn't take her to a chain restaurant did you?" "Huh?" "Furthermore, using coupons... isn't this the end of that?" "So that's why she was in such a bad mood!" "Here, prepare this" "OK" "Thanks" "This is complicated, so you have to be very careful" "Did you hear from her about the date or something?" "Yeah, I did" "I'm sorry I went out with a baby like that" "Baby?" "Why couldn't she have told me herself?" "What's this?" "Looks like Kaneda's updated" "What?" ""I went to Paris for a little while"" ""A little while," Huh." "Doesn't he just reek of a fake architect to you?" "This guy's parents are definitely rich." "But in the end, doesn't money win the girls over?" "Hey~" "Oh, hey" "Hey, our clients from yesterday's decided to go with us!" "Looks like we appealed to the wife." "Oh, really?" "Isn't that great!" "We should draw up the design immediately" "Let's do it now" "Oh, you already did it" "As expected" "Ah, that's right, let's have yakiniku tonight then!" "Ok?" "There's no helping it, huh" "Tokyo Yakiniku Restaurant Special Report!" "sorry!" "I can't do tonight" "I've already made plans to see a Shima Uta live with my friend tonight." "Really?" "Tokyo Yakiniku Restaurant Special Report!" "Why don't the two of you go?" "If it's two men there's no problem is there?" "No way" "Two guys going at the meat by themselves like that." "Let's all just go some other day." "But, it's strange, even though it's fine to go eat ramen by yourself why is it so bad to have yakiniku alone?" "Well, eating yakiniku with someone else, while it's still hot.. doesn't that feel best?" "Says who?" "It's the same for really fancy restaurants, too" "Yeah, I know" "Weirdos" "By the way, what is Shimauta?" "Welcome!" "How large is your party tonight?" "I'm by myself." "Right this way..." "Hmm..." "Have you decided yet?" "This," "Can you choose the portions?" "Excuse me?" "No, it's ok" "1 order of Deluxe marinated beef ribs" "Yes" "1 order of Deluxe marinated roast" "Top grade harami, 1.." "Rice, and liver" "Rice, liver" "Make these all single portion finally, a glass of red wine red wine, check." "Here, eat up really, I can't possibly eat anymore" "You're a man right?" "It's charred... it's tastier that way no, way.." "I'm telling you it's more delicious!" "Good evening" "Ah, good evening!" "Can I sit here?" "Go ahead" "woah," "This is the first time I've been in the single seats really?" "Somehow I had a feeling I'd see you here" "Hey," "It's kind of sudden, but what do you usually do for dinner?" "Hmmm?" "If I'm by myself, I usually cook something in my apartment for dinner." "Ah, so you've been cooking for yourself lately" "Yeah, I guess" "Now that I'm single.." "Cooking for yourself, huh.." "I admire that" "When you're this age, going out to eat by yourself... feels a little miserable." "When you get to my age, it goes beyond being miserable, to the point where you don't care anymore sorry..." "I usually get off from work at 10, and when I get home, I don't have the willpower to make anything for myself, and the cafeteria is already closed by then, too, and it's hard to go to a restaurant," "so, finally, I end up going to a Ramen stand to have dinner." "Once in a while, when I'm worried about nutrition, I order vegetable ramen..." " ...and don't drink the soup!" " yeah, yeah!" "Why did you suddenly bring this up?" "Well," "As a doctor, I should be concerned about the eating habits of single people that's all." "Natsumi-san, you're adorable. :)" "Even though I'm hearing this from someone younger" "Hello?" "Umm, hey," "I'm at a bar at Aoyama right now (Trendy neighborhood of Tokyo)" "Do you want to come?" "When you suddenly call me up like that.." "So-rry for taking you to a chain restaurant last time" "Huh?" "Saying things like "baby" and" "I can't get along with him" "I didn't call you a baby!" "C'mon, come." "I'll treat you out properly tonight" "That's your problem isn't it?" "Sorry, but," "I'm going to go eat some veggie ramen." "Ok, bye." "Is it ok?" "Yeah" "Wanna go?" "Ramen" "What the heck am I doing~?" "Ah, Kaneda!" "I.." "Have we met before?" "No" "Oh, I see" "As I was saying, in my experience," "As for older women," "If you say things like "As expected of someone older" and "Oh, I learn so much from you", things will go smoothly for you." "I see" "But as for me," "I've always liked the younger girls" "Welcome" "Yo!" "Wait long?" "Not at all please" "He's way cooler than Kuwano-san." "And then uh-huh" "There once was someone I was thinking about marrying yeah, yeah~" "We were at the same university hospital," "We got along great, and I could really talk to him" "I thought, "Ahh, this is The One"" "uh-huh, uh-huh~" "Then," "He proposed to me" "I was so happy" "I bet~!" "But" "When I started thinking about marriage," "I got cold feet." "Why?" "You know," "I thought I wanted to be a doctor forever yeah.." "He was the kind of man who'd want to start a family right after we got married but at that time" "I was starting on a big thesis, and then when I was finished with that, I thought I'd be a clinical pathologist at a private hospital." "Having a child at that time and interrupting my career like that, wasn't for me." "And after I told him that, the atmosphere kind of soured." "Was it that you two couldn't talk about it very well?" "Hmm, more than that," "It was as if we couldn't talk about it at all." "In other words, having a single accident then, made you leave the car in the garage for good." "Exactly" "Why have you left the car in the garage like that?" "Huh?" "If it were me," "I'd be back on the road in no time." "Because I was busy with work," "Because I didn't meet any new people," "Because there wasn't a good man around, hmm, no, that's not quite it." "If I had gotten married then... what kind of life would I have lived, I wonder." "Excuse me," "One more beer!" "Coming up" "My treat" "Thanks" "Here you are" "Thank you~" "Well, think positive!" "I agree" "I'm willing to accept things as they are now." "Yeah, yeah." "Just a sec" "Huh?" "Wonder who he's with?" "I wonder..." "Perhaps... by himself?" "No waay.." "The other person's probably in the bathroom right now" "He's by himself." "He's by himself." "Ahh, they're even changing the net." "He's ordering more!" "And after I told him to cut back on the meat, too." "Let's go." "Yeah" "Um, I was just wondering, but," "Did your neighbor really call me a big baby?" "What are you talking about?" "Huh?" "What do you mean?" "When I heard that I was really offended." "So to patch things up I called her up and told her to meet me at a bar last night." "You should take responsibility for your own actions." "What the heck are you doing?" "Wow, even after I eat meat I can do this!" "Ah, Hello!" "Eiji-kun, good day" " Ah, hello hello." "Are you ok?" "Are you ok?" "Ahh, don't move it." "What happened?" "Well..." "This is what they call an occupational hazard." "I'm seeing you around the hospital an awful lot." "Sorry" "I called" "Ah!" "Is she... the example?" "The example?" "Looking after Kuwano-san" "Thank you very much" "It's no problem" "Kuwano-san" "Ah, it's ok," "I'll go pay for you" "Ah-ha" "Huh?" "There was someone after all" "What?" ""That" kind of person" "What kind of person?" "If you have "that" kind of person," "Please have her make you nutritionally balance meals." "You really made me worry." "What is she talking about." "She's prettier than I thought!" "Huh?" "So she's operated on your ass, huh..." "Ah, with that hand it'll be hard to cook dinner won't it?" "Ah," "How about I cook for you tonight?" "Huh?" "To make up for not being able to go have yakiniku." "Ah.." "I'm fine." "I, don't let people come to my apartment very often." "If I let a stranger into my house" "I feel as if they stagnate the air." "Hmm~" "Paper rock sissors!" "I won." "You get to pay for the taxi" "Cheater!" "Yoroshiku onegaishimasu" "Welcome." "How much is this car?" "4,998,000 Yen (about $40K)" "Can you give me a loan for 100 years or so?" "Sorry, that's impossible" "Work?" "There was an accident," "So I left early" "Hello ^^" "Sorry for making that weird phone call last night." "Ahh.." "That's ok" "You didn't really call me a big baby, did you?" "No, I didn't." "Ok, good." "When I took you to that chain restaurant, I felt like that suddenly put you in a bad mood, so I got a little worried." "Yeah, Actually it did put me off." "Really?" "Of course." "Since you're young, you don't have much money, and there's no helping it," "But consider it from my perspective," "If, after meeting a man, I immediately let him take me to a chain restaurant." "It feels to me like you think I'm cheap." "I'll tell you this:" "Me?" "I'm not the kind of woman who's suited to those kinds of restaurants." "To be expected!" "(Cf." "Kaneda's wisdom)" "In other words, saying that kind thing?" "I see!" "(Part 2 of Kaneda's wisdom)" "Are you listening to me?" "Yes I am." "I.." "I've been in so many bad relationships, so I'm really paranoid about things like that." "If I'm not careful" "I'll lose more and more of my self-worth." "Tamura-san!" "Yes?" "Bye, then" "What did that guy say to him?" "Eiji-kun." "Hello?" "What's up?" "Hey, Saori," "What do you think about eating at an Italian family restaurant?" "I like it!" "It's cheap, and delicious too!" "What about it?" "Nothing, I got it" "Ok, bye" "About the results from the last test," "I thought I told you to copy them and hand them to me personally!" "I'm Sorry" "We'll be more careful next time" "Ok, please do." "I wonder why I'm in such a bad mood?" "Yes?" "What happened?" "Even though we're single, let's go eat some good food!" "Are you free tonight?" "Single companion..." "let's go wild!" "Why did you have to buy all this when your hand is injured like that?" "Because then I can ask you to carry it all, of course." "So he wanted ME to carry all of this crap!" "Put it over there." "You can go home now." "All I get is a "Thank you"?" "You volunteered to do this right?" "I'm so hungry..." "Ah" "The two of us were just talking about making dinner at my place." "That's nice" "Want to join us?" "Seriously?" "Seriously?" "Do you mind?" "No, if you would like..." "Alright!" "...And she is?" "Nakagawa General Hospital's Hayasaka-sensei" "Ahh, the example?" "Am I some sort of example?" "Ok, well I guess I'll go then..." "Otsukaresama desu!" "Bye" "Whaaaat?" "Yeah, so when I was driving, right," "I totally drove off into a field," "I thought it was the end of my life!" "Was it ok?" "No, I couldn't really say after that.." "Why~?" "In front of a girl.. no, I can't really say it in front of girls." "Yeah?" "Quick, quick, turn on channel 8!" "Why?" "There's a pair of sea lions on the TV acting like a married couple!" "It's interesting" "I see" "Just watch!" "ok, ok, ok" "I'm turning to it now" "Kawaii~" "Yeah, you're right" "Even sea lions are getting along like a married couple..." "You're losing to a pair of sea lions!" "Bye now" "No way, you're like a girl~" "After all," "It's better to have dinner with other people." "Nutrition's important, but dinner should be fun, too." "Yeah, but there's people who think it's more fun to eat alone, too." "But, that person, has one doesn't he?" "Has what?" "A pretty woman." "She came to the hospital." "Ah, Sawasaki-san?" "No, no, no, they just work together." "If you call them lovers, that guy'll get mad." "Oh is that so?" "It's begun again." "He's definitely trying to insinuate something." "Yeah?" "It's me" "What do you want?" "Um, your music is really loud." "Your laughter's what's loud." ""Do you want to come over..."" "...Hayasaka-san is wondering" "Sort of as an afterthought, right?" "Well, I don't know about that.." "Yep, an afterthought." "Apparently it was." " The moment you fall in love with someone..." " Yeah" " When you feel really surprised" " Surprised?" "For example, when you find out that a guy you had a bad impression of turns out to have been a really nice guy" "I get it, I get it!" "You might fall even harder for him than if you had decided you liked him from the very beginning!" "I see~" "So you get more points if you manage to change someone's opinion of you from bad to good." "Note to self!" "Do you want this?" "Are you paying attention to what you're eating?" "I made that pasta over there 3 complete with Vitamin B and calcium!" "And that tofu and seaweed hamburger is Natsumi-san's specialty" "It's low in calories so eat up!" "It's all the same once it gets in the stomach." "He likes it... if he didn't he wouldn't be eating it." "Eating nothing but meat," "Please put something healthier on your menu." "Yes" "I don't particularly care, but" "Why don't you guys go back to chit-chat." "Do you really like it that much?" "Hey," "What's it like the moment you fall for someone?" "I don't." "that's not true~" "I don't "fall" in love" "I rise." "Up." "Well, that's probably better than falling" "He says some nice things every once in a while, doesn't he" "I'm just saying it like it is." "I think it's about time for me to try love again" "If I do that, maybe I'll be able to leave the garage!" "What do you mean by "garage"?" "Ah, well," "Natsumi-san once thought about getting married, but" "She gave up because of work." "Therefore, to take the example of cars," "It's like she's parked herself in the garage." "Aa" "Is it ok for me to tell him?" "Yeah, I don't mind." "Ah, but if you think you'd like to get out of the garage then it's like you can drive out anytime you want, right?" "Yeah, that's right!" "But your engine might be full of rust, so to speak." "What do you mean by that?" "What I'm saying is that you're approaching 40 aren't you?" "That's why I said that, to take the example of a car." "So a woman who's approaching 40 is like a car who's gathered a lot of rust?" "It's probably more accurate to say "rotting", right?" "Why are you saying such horrible things?" "I'm neither rusting nor rotting." "I.." "I think I'll go home." "Here, I'll put this away." "No, that's ok" "I'll do that" "Yeah, me, too since I haven't done anything to help tonight" "Well, good night then" "Wait.." "Good night, be careful!" "Shouldn't you go apologize?" "Um.." "You look young for your age.." "Go after her and apologize!" "Go!" "Welcome" "That one's boring." "Is it?" "Yeah, it's boring." "um.." "about what I said.." "according to common consensus.." "So you don't think you did anything wrong?" "I did, didn't I?" ""I did, didnt' I?"" "Everybody was criticizing me, so I.." "So, you don't think you were wrong." "Well," "Didn't you come to apologize?" "Well, yeah.." "sorry" "I'm fine now." "This one's interesting" "It is?" "I guess I'll get this one." "It's boring." "She's probably really moved right now!" "You'll get what you deserve!" "Are you ordering?" "Can I order something?" "So you are concerned, aren't you?" "Please don't do that all of a sudden!" "What about marriage..?" "Impossible." "He's there isn't he?" "Can you understand him?" "No, I can't" "Did you want to tell me something?" "Corrections by:" "Molokidan"
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"Based on real-life cases handled by the Paris CPU (Child Protection Unit)" "You know, some things are allowed and others aren't allowed." "So, with you, did somebody do something that was wrong?" "It was my daddy." "Okay." "What did your daddy do?" "He scratched my bottom." "Okay, tell me..." "When he scratches your bottom, where are you?" "In my bedroom." "In your bedroom?" "Do you have your own room?" "Yes." "What's your room like?" "Pink and white." "Like that." "Pretty, isn't it?" "I love pink." "Ask her, was it at night?" "Over or under her pajamas?" "Dolores..." "I need you to help me understand." " Will you help me?" " Yes." "What does Daddy do in your bedroom?" " Scratches my bottom!" " Okay." "Where's your bottom?" "Under my leggings" "I don't understand." "Why did Daddy do that?" "Because he wanted to." "Does Daddy scratch over or under your leggings?" "Under my pajamas." "Does he take off your pajamas?" "No." "And are you awake?" "No." "No, you're asleep?" "So you don't remember?" "If Daddy did it, you have to tell us." "But if he didn't, don't go telling tales." "See?" "Dolores..." "You remember Daddy scratching your bottom?" " What did you say?" " Nothing." " Don't lie to Daddy." " We're not lying." " Tell the truth." " It is the truth." "Don't cover up for Mommy." " Do you love Daddy?" " Yes." " Swear!" " We swear." " You crossed hands." " We swear." "Hands like that." "On the table." "What about our toes?" "Don't cross your toes." "You're crossing your feet, aren't you?" "Swear you won't lie." "We swear We won't lie." " Always tell the truth." " We'll always tell the truth." "This is the time to laugh and to sing" "On children's island, every day is spring" "It's the gleeful land of happy children" "And lovely monsters Yes, it's paradise" "This garden is not so far" "It just takes a little imagination" "So here or there, Wherever you are" "Flowers, songs and laughter will grow" "This is the time to laugh and to sing..." "If only your parents" "Wanted to five on our island" "Everything would be so much happier" "And everybody's lives so much easier" "This is the time to laugh and to sing..." "And lovely monsters" "Yes, it's paradise" "I'm asking you if you had a hard-on or not, sir." " No, I didn't." " It's simple." "No hard-on?" "So what's all this about a Wiener?" "She can say what she wants." "Was it poking out?" "Out of your..." "Maybe she watches too many TV movies." "I see." "Where on TV would she get such a precise description?" "You have kids?" "Sir, you have been indicted on charges of rape of a minor by a family member." "So if there's a time to tell the full story so she can rebuild her life, it's now." "20 years in jail, you may not see your granddaughter again." "So, you gave her a hug..." "I already told you." "I gave her a hug as usual." "Like any grandfather." "And then, I've no idea why, my hand kind of slipped and I..." "And all of a sudden..." "I stroked her kitty-cat and I gave it a kiss but nothing else." "Your granddad says he just kissed your kitty-cat." "Did he do anything else?" "I didn't rub up against her." " Yes, you did!" " That's not true!" "Why talk about rubbing, when she hasn't mentioned it?" "She said it this morning." "Sorry, I don't know who told you that, but you've no idea what she told us or not." "Did you rub on her?" "No." "If I have to say I did to protect her, I will." " If you want." " To protect her?" "The best way to protect her is to tell the truth." "You always believe the kids?" " Not always." " No, sir." "So what happened?" "I undressed and caressed her, and y'know." ""Y'know"?" "Y'know doesn't exist" "For a judge, it means nothing." "Marie, don't tell fibs." "Tell the truth now." ""Tell the truth"?" "Soon you'll be saying she led you on." "I didn't say that." "Not quite." "You realize you helped guys rape your friend?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "You realize?" "You see it's serious?" "Shut your face." "Quit sucking my pussy off!" "Sucking your pussy off?" "You're 14." "Oooh, scary!" "You're 1m5O tall." "Oooh, scary!" "You sellout!" "Sellout?" "Skank bitch." "I ask your opinion?" "Take a chill pill!" "Take a chill pill?" "What's that mean?" "You big up 'cos it says police." "Come by where I live." "And where d'you live?" " I'm from Rébeval." " Rébeval?" "That's teddy bear country." "Your skank ass'll get it." "Okay." "I work 9-7 every day." "On the Qur'an, I'll come fuck you up!" "Know what?" "Shut up now!" "Or we'll keep you 2 days in the cells." "Got that?" "That mouth of yours!" "Can it!" "I want a lawyer." "I have rights." "You watch too much TV." ""I want a lawyer!"" "He'll come down, see everything's okay and take off." "With what we've got on you, just shut your mouth!" "We've got videos of you taking your friend down there." "Into the garage where your 3 buddies raped her." "And you mouth off at us?" "This is the police here." "Just shut the fuck up!" "A mouth 10 feet wide, that's all!" "Hi there." "Daddy!" "How's my little girl?" " Good." " Good good good?" "Yes!" "Happy to see your old dad or not?" "You just breeze in like this is a hotel?" "Hello." "Can We talk calmly?" "Yeah, right." "You say he cheated on me." "Sure, but I cheated on him." "It's totally different." "You fell for somebody else." "He listened to his cock." "That doesn't alter the fact we're tied, 1-1." " Sure, it does." " How come?" "Because!" "He was just following his cock..." "And you..." "You were following your heart." "That's the point." "Cheating with your head not your cock is worse." "No, I don't agree." "How can I put it?" "A cock's nothing, you see?" " A cock's nothing?" "Depends whose!" " You know what I mean." "Don't let it dominate..." "Having feelings isn't a crime." "Feelings are noble." "A cock's just icky!" " Maybe..." " It's icky." "Just dipping your wick?" "I'm gone." "Think with your cock?" "Stop." "Think with your heart?" "Stay?" "Your kid'll prefer seeing her mom and dad happy but separated, rather than together, fighting like cat and dog." "Believe me." "You know how crazy we are." "Even apart, We won't take it easy." "Forget it then." "Forget it, it's over." "Seriously, do you love her?" " Of course he does." " Absolutely." "So be honest, say you need time to think, just a few days." "You can stay at mine if you want." "Céline loves you." "I love you guys, but you're always copulating." "Tell me about your lovelife, not my hubby." "I quit." "I'm sick of getting laid." "Until I find the one, total abstinence." "Brilliant!" "What's funny?" "I want a relationship." "Romance, love, all that." "Not getting my rocks off." "How do you explain Rachida?" "Not Rachida!" "What?" "Arabs voted for Sarkozy, too." "Or he wouldn't have won." "Not me, no way." "So he could send me "back"?" "Look at me!" "He was still elected president." "Which proves?" "What does it prove?" "It doesn't give him every right." "He was Treasury Secretary, Interior Minister..." "Look at his legal reforms." "A mess!" "He's always the first to step up to defend the police." "But we've never had such a bad rap." "People think we don't protect them, that we're no use." " As always." " Not as always." "Except, before, we were their lackeys." " Bamako..." " We couldn't speak out!" "Let me get a word in!" "You'll have your say when you're an officer." "That's pathetic." "Like it or lump it." "Have you any idea..." "Have you any idea how ridiculous that is?" "No offense." "I've no desire to offend you, but pulling rank when I'm merely expressing an opinion..." "Know what?" "You're a good talker." "You've got the gift of the gab, the right words, but your arguments just suck." "You're the one with the killer argument..." "This is what happens when it's not about sex." "He's bored." "You're ostracizing me just..." "Don't understand!" "He doesn't understand "ostracize."" "You're isolating me." "Say "sideline" not "ostracize"!" "I'm his translator." "I'm sorry, you all have your own identity, you're all different, you respect each other's identity." "I don't see why the way I talk stops you respecting me." " Talk normal!" " Talk normally?" "Yo, blow me right here." "C'mon, man!" "We gonna get us laid!" "Check out that clit shit!" "Fine, but it gets on my nerves." "Hold on, I haven't finished." "Know what?" "Peas first, booze after." "I hate that." "Cut it out." " Slow down then." " I hate it." "I'm a big girl now." "Maybe it's just a rumor and I understand your reaction, but you drink a lot, don't you?" "Every day, like 50 million people in France." "What's the problem?" "Everybody gets on my case, then fills their own glasses!" "Good one, guys!" " Potentially, it's alcoholism." " So I'm an alcoholic?" "If I'm an alcoholic, what's Fred?" "Very cute." "I knew she'd cook something up." "What do you mean?" "Her mother." "She wants to stop me seeing my daughter." "She's my daughter." "You want me to confess so you can go party?" "We get no confession bonus." "We just do our job." "Protecting your daughter if you hurt her." "She's 4!" "Aged 4, you don't make up stuff about Daddy scratching your bottom." "What about bathtime?" "How does it work?" "How do you Wash her?" "I wash her with a washcloth and soap." "And her vagina?" "How do you do that, sir?" "Yes, I use the cloth on her vagina." "You get a kick out of it?" "No, I don't get a kick out of it!" "We can't hold you any longer." "But the judges appreciate a confession." "Do you have anything to add?" "No." "I have nothing to add." "I don't molest my daughter." "He's playing you." "He can't admit he got sexual pleasure from his daughter." "All I can say is, he's not the usual prototype." "Prototype?" "Stereotype!" "Same difference." "Alright, he's not your stereotypical..." "Yeah, he's a tall guy, a cuddly bear type of guy." "I don't know." "He's not an ugly, nasty-looking kinda guy..." "Yeah, he seems really..." " Wholesome." " Okay." "But we'll run psychiatric tests before we let him go." "Of course." "Was it her idea?" "No, it was commissioned." "I saw the salesman and asked him about the painting." "He starts by saying his wife painted it." "She does photo-reportage, documentary stuff." "Really good photos." "So the guy gives him the same spiel, while I step outside and he says, 18,500 euros." "He must've been very rich." "I forgot something very important." "Just a second, I have a gift for you." "For me?" "Some people are so spoiled." "It's not much, but I like it." "Thank you." "This is very embarrassing." "Turn it so I can see." "That's Place..." "It's very phallic!" "She's leaving!" "I really like it a lot." "Really." "Thank your husband again." "I'm impressed, so successful, so young." "You grew up in Paris?" "Yes." "Which neighborhood?" "Belleville." "I'll put you with CPU North." "Home ground." " Morning, everybody." " Morning, chief." "This is..." "Don't be shy." "This is Melissa Zaia, who'll be with you for a few months to take photos for a book commissioned by the Ministry." "I'm relying on you to help her feel at home and get some great pictures." "Don't worry, you can veto specific shots." "Have a good day!" "Goodbye, chief." "Hello." " Your chair, Bamako." " Sorry." "Iris." "Gabriel." "Hi." "Fred." " Croissant?" " No, thanks." " Pain au chocolat?" " Maybe she's on a diet." "I only eat organic." "I can get organic croissants." "I won't throw you in on a rape or pedophile case." "We'll ease you into it with a Romanian pickpocket." "You speak Romanian?" "What are the marks on your hands?" "A cigarette?" "Is that one day or several days?" "Several days." "Any marks anywhere else?" "Either you tell us who's exploiting you and we protect you, with a home and education..." "Or you say nothing, go back to pickpocketing and in a year they'll pimp you out on the streets." "This isn't a game." "It's downhill from now on, understand?" "Forget the pickpocket stuff." "She says it's her uncle." "Great." "What's your uncle called?" "Mr. Caganescu." "And the prostitutes?" "Who runs the prostitutes?" "Is that your uncle?" "Yes, it's her uncle." "Who's that?" "Uncle." " That's Caganescu?" " Watch out." "What's in those two caravans there?" "Children also." "Two caravans for the children?" "Yes." "Ten and ten." "Ten kids in each caravan?" "You're gonna eat all that?" "Delicious!" "You're so lucky." "I look at a pastry, I put on 30 kilos." "Sure, but I run, kiddo." "An ass like mine takes effort." "We get 3 hours at lunch." "Don't waste it shopping, go to a gym, work out, healthy stuff." "Cut out the romantic daydreaming." "Love and other bullshit." "Anyway, how do you feel?" "Like a 40-year old cheated wife about to get a divorce." "Keep your cool in court." "Make sure they know it hurt, see?" "You copped a lot of shit, but you're not gonna trash-talk." "They have to feel your pain so you get custody." "Act the victim." "That's what you are." "A victim." "Yeah." "By mutual agreement, Mrs. Del takes the children on weekends, and Mr. Del will have custody on a daily basis, due to Mrs. Del's profession." "Will you be using your married name or maiden name?" "Keeping your married name is perfectly feasible." "It's up to you." "Okay, I'll keep it." "Fine." "The married name." "You have a month to appeal this decision." "If there are any divergences, you can..." "Cut it out!" "Police." "Can I see some ID, please?" "Why?" "I'm taking you in for questioning." "Now, let me see some ID." "Hey there." "Out with Mommy?" "Yes." "My name's Iris, what's yours?" "Antoine." "Poor thing!" "He won't stop crying." "I'm sick of it." " Shaking him quiets him?" " Yes." "You do it often?" "Sure." "How old are you?" "Three and a half." "No school today?" " He doesn't go." " No?" "3-years-olds have school." "You had an afternoon snack?" " Yes, he's eaten." " What did you have?" "A sandwich." "That's an afternoon snack?" "Forget the judge." "Take the children when you want." "I can lend you some money." "I'm fine, thanks." "All done." "And?" "Super." "I got custody." "He was pathetic, seriously." " And money?" " All I need." "Fantastic." " Meaning?" " 1,000 euros." " Great!" " Yeah, I'm so pleased." "Why are you crying?" "I'm not crying." "It's dumb, it'll pass." "Honestly, I feel fabulous." " You had to do it." " What a fool!" "It's for the sake of crying." "All done, I've stopped." "Great, it's a good thing done." "Yeah, it's a relief, in fact." "It was over so fast." "What?" "The moment?" "The moment when you make the break." "Were you emotional?" "A bit." "But not really, in the end." "I got a woman taken in earlier." "Acting really weird with her kids." "Let's go, I'm gonna take her down." "Please!" "A woman with kids, not right now." "To take your mind off it." "Can't we do a rape or gang rape?" "It'd be cooler for me." "Come on." "How do you explain your first child being calm at night, when it's bedtime, and not the second?" "You raise them differently?" " Sure." " Meaning?" "I don't jerk the little one off every night." "The social worker told me to stop." "You don't jerk the little one off every night because you were told to stop." "Yeah, she said it was wrong, so I stopped." "It's dumb." "It was the only thing that worked, giving him a little handjob, or blowjob sometimes." "A handjob put him to sleep in seconds." "If your husband comes home agitated, you give him a pacifier?" "No, I..." "Do you realize what you're saying, Mrs. Leclerc?" "Do you realize what you do to your boys is rape?" "No way!" "I don't rape them." "I caress them, I kiss them." "What is rape for you?" "It's when..." "When there's penetration." "Any sexual act between minor and parent is illegal." "You know that?" "Does that ring any bells?" "It's cool, the table fits, so all 3 of us can eat in the kitchen." "Or 4 of you if you pull out the table." "What's the point?" "There's only 3 of us eating." "This is the living room with... my bed and..." "It's pretty spacious, isn't it?" "Spacious is maybe going too far." " You have a view at least." " Here..." "Take your ring back." "What for?" "No marriage, no ring." "I brought your scales." "Can I assemble stuff?" "No, thanks." "A friend's coming by to help." "If your friend's coming by, I'll go." "Just for me." "No, I don't want to." "It'll look good on the class photo." "No." "Here..." "Look how cute it is." "I don't like it." " Very pretty." " They'll all laugh at me." "Stop that now." "Okay, fine." "Go see your mother." "I give up." "She's decided to be ugly for the photo." "What?" "See you later." "I want to go to boarding school." "You want to go to boarding school like Clémence?" "Why?" "Daddy loves me too much." "All daddies love their little girls too much." "What's all this about?" "Mommy." "What?" "He loves me too much." "What are you saying?" "He can't hear us for the TV." " Hold on." " Don't." "You okay?" "Got any earplugs?" "It's cool." "Okay..." "Goodnight." "You have a good day?" "Tell me." "Grim." "Grim?" "I need to talk, to share stuff, Baloo." "You understand?" " You want us to talk?" " Yes." "You want me to get home at night and say, Hey, honey!" "Wow, you made coconut chicken, my favorite!" "We're gonna have a great night." "I'll tell you how a 74-year-old granddad fucked his grandson up the ass." "Sure, if you put it like that..." "I put it like that because that's how it is." "Really?" "You think I'm some airhead, don't you?" "I deal with drama all day long at the nursery." "Drama at your uptown nursery?" "Purée instead of cream cheese?" "What a drama!" " I don't want sex now." " Me neither." "Fuck it!" "I gotta be up at 4." "Goodnight!" "Why 4?" "I'm getting up at 4 in the morning to snatch Romanian kids from their family, their parents, aunts, sisters, put them in a shelter and be a total asshole for them." "Maybe I am, destroying their lives." "So I start at 4." "So your purée and cream cheese, stick 'em up your ass!" "Dry!" "You jerk!" "You're out there saving humanity with your buddy Fred, saving the world's kids." "Incest's only in Belleville?" "Where I work, they're all rich?" "Don't be stupid." "You only get kids from Belleville and the north?" "There's no incest uptown?" "Know what?" "Go sleep with Fred." "You piss me off, both of you!" "You'll wind up in your studio, like two misogynous assholes!" "Fuck it!" "Shit!" "You put whiskey in it?" "Me?" " Tastes like shit, what is it?" " Whiskey." "That's all I need." "Take the covers, I'm too hot!" "I gotta cool down." "You cool down." "Welcome, everybody, to the Caganescu operation." "Thanks to you all from the Crime and Riot units, and the judicial division for coming along." "It's early, I know, but Paris is pretty early morning." "The fog, the glistening streets." "Okay, you don't like my poetry." "I'll hand over to Capt. Gerard." "We're working with a mandate from a Paris judge." "The charges are..." "Inciting minors to commit crimes as part of a gang." "Lieutenants Del and Langlois will brief you on the details." "We're going to be in radio contact on 41." "The signal will be given by Orange 1." "Transportation details are on the route map." "We take the beltway to Montreuil, down Rue Raspail in single file and into the camp in our vehicles." "We arrest them right away?" "No, wait to be told and watch out in the caravans." "It's risky." "It's worth listening." "This is for your information." "We know the case, the danger." "You don't." "The single-file thing." "Last time..." "Turn onto Raspail here and enter the camp here." "Single file stops everything getting out of hand." "I was just asking." "We all park up here and move in this way." "I'm not with my partner?" "Mathieu!" "Any other questions?" "Not anymore, no." "Police!" "Open up!" "CPU!" "We're here about the kids." "Follow us, sir." "Any kids here?" "Everybody out!" "Get dressed first, please." "Faster than that, please." "Where are the kids?" "Outside!" "Move it!" "There are 3 in here." "Where are the kids?" "C'mon, hurry up!" "Calm down, sir." "Keep calm!" "We need backup here!" "Baloo!" "Give me the cuffs." "Give them their shoes." "Hands off our children!" "You've no right to be here." "Don't worry, sir, we play by the rules." "Yes, you'll have an attorney." "You're coming with us somewhere warm, where you'll get a hot meal." "You'll go to school and play games, okay?" "Sir, you're under arrest for inciting minors to commit crimes as a gang." "Got that?" "Yes, but in France parents don't exploit their kids." "What did we do?" "Why take our parents?" "You haven't done anything." "There were five in the..." "Nobody left in the tent?" "Reassure them." "You're scaring them." "Tell them you'll see them again." "No, it's not our fault." " Please, give me my sons." " No, sir." "Leave my children, please." "No, stay where you are." "You stay with your brother." "Reassure him." "It'll be okay, son." "What's your brother's name?" "Gabriel, it's okay." "What's left to do?" "We're done." "Reassure him." "Get on the bus nice and quietly." "We're going to a shelter." "You'll see your parents later." "You'll be together in the shelter." "Keep calm while we count you." "One, two, three, four, five, six..." "Those two little brothers..." "We want a song!" "Napoleon?" "Julius Cesar?" "70,0 Gun!" "That's a Greek." "The Greek Way!" "Boat..." "A shark?" "Jaws!" "Robin Hood!" "The Emperor." "The first to America." "Christopher Columbus!" "This is my house, you could lose now and then." "I'm going to bed." "Bed, tent..." "Tent!" "Carry On Camping!" "That was too easy!" "That's easy!" "Beard." "Arrogance!" "Rabbi Jacob!" "Contempt!" "7-0!" "When's our turn?" "Contempt." "Godard!" "Look at Mathieu!" "When's our next shag?" " Tonight." " Tonight?" "You didn't tell me." "I wrote out a schedule, it's on the fridge." "Fertile days are shaded red." "If you see it's red, that means tonight..." "Great!" "Wonderful!" "Really?" "You're my fave cum dump." "Don't say that as if you have millions of them." "I fuck wherever I go." "I leave here and I fuck the cleaner." "At the bakery, I fuck the baker's wife." "At work, I fuck the secretary." "Not funny." "Not funny?" "Nothing is." "The office is fun, lunchtime's fun." "I like kidding around and here," "I can't open my mouth." "The difference is that I never say work's fun and home sucks." "But who takes the medication and shit?" "Me!" "Who works out what days we shag?" "Is that fun?" "Is it fun fucking when the fridge says so?" "When We met, we didn't..." "We just got it on, without the check-the-fridge bullshit." "Nothing's changed for you, so get off my back." "Chill." "Look how..." "Stop!" "Cut it out!" "Got that?" "Don't talk to me like that." "I'm just trying to..." "Shut up, okay?" "Not cool." "And you want us to have a baby?" "Come here." "Tell me what your problem is." "Thank you." "The pants, too." "What do you see?" "I dunno." "I'm fat." "Fat?" "You're a bag of bones." "Something's on your mind, something's bugging you." "That's the issue that stops you getting pregnant." "I love you but I won't take part in a lie." "Is that clear?" "I want you to get better." "Fine." "Beat it then." " Hi." " What are you doing here?" "Hey, girls!" "I need help with my talk." "A word with Mom first." " Why?" " Just a minute." "She's a pain." "I want us to have breakfast, go shopping together." "I want us to laugh, fight, all that." "I want all that back." "I want to be with you again." "And your bimbo?" "Stuff the bimbo!" "It's been over for ages." "So you thought, talk to mommy, she'll take me back with the kids." "And I go down on my knees, right?" "Nadine!" "We weren't talking." " Your job was everything!" " I love my job." "Sorry, but unlike you, I love my job." "It's important for me." "You're my whole life!" "You're beautiful, amazing, intelligent!" "I can't imagine life without you, don't you see?" "Waking up without you?" "You're the love of my life!" "So was his slut when he was eating her out!" "Fuck it!" "You'd have been proud of me." "I gave it to him." "I am proud of you." "I had his bimbo there, flashing in my brain." "Men are the scum of the earth." "Yeah." "Don't cheat." "I'm watching you." "120." "I have 120,000 left." "My turn to cash in." "How much is it?" "350,000 euros." " Here I go." " My rent!" "You nearly forgot." " Is this for you?" " Yes." "6 and 6." "The pancake comes first." " You okay?" " Fine." "I'm out of jail." "I paid up." "What's your diet, Baloo?" "Yes?" "Send her up." "Incoming runaway!" "Baloo, can I take her?" "Go ahead." "You're keen." "It's not that." "I just never did a runaway." "Hi, everybody." "This is the runaway." "Follow me." "At home with her, keep the lights on." "Her folks ran away?" "The night before last?" "Wednesday, you mean?" "CPU here." "I'll send a team." "Change of plans!" "Let's go!" "A mother's abducted her baby." "She's dangerous, mental issues, a junkie..." "You too, Nora." "Melissa!" "I'll radio through the details." "We got a blue light?" "Grab the cuffs." " Where is it?" " Our 3rd car?" "Fuck it!" " Where's our wheels?" " Baloo!" "Jesus!" "We're missing a car!" "Where's it gone?" "Go ask Beauchard!" "You others, get going." "I'm in front." "Keystone cops!" "One car to the scene, one cruising." "Let's go!" "What's going on?" "Narcotics needed a car." "What a surprise!" "Narcotics needed it, as usual." "We're just looking for a baby that his mom took from a home." "Dull old child protection." "Captain Gérard." "There's a hierarchy between units, as you well know." "Yes, sir, but this woman's a druggie." "Dangerous, just out of jail." "I've got 8 guys downstairs ready to go looking for the kid all over Belleville." "With 2 cars!" "Yvan, I don't like you losing your temper in my office." "Fuck it!" "You got anything on?" "Car keys!" "Outside the café." "The baby?" "Fred!" "CPU South's Scenic." "Outside the café." "All units, I'll take care of the home." "Chrys and Mathieu go door-to-door." "And Sue Ellen, post office and cafés." "If you see any weird mothers, bring 'em in." "This is the mother's card." "You have a list of staff?" "Yes." "Can I have a copy?" "We toured the shelters." "Nothing." "Maybe the photo will help." "The carer left to deal with a sick child and that's when it happened." "She got out through that door." " It's old." " The lock's broken." "Where did she go?" "She climbed..." "Over the wall with her son." "I need your full name." "Françoise..." " What's your name?" " Morgane." " How old are you?" " 7." "My daughter's nearly the same age." "She's dangerous." "Don't feel incriminated, We need to know what happened." "Sure, but I feel responsible." "I'm in charge here." "You went on the computer?" "I'm proud of you, baby!" "You know this woman?" "Sure." "That's Sylvie, guys." "You know her?" "Does she come in regularly?" "Pretty much every day." "Most recently?" "This morning." "She has a baby." "She was excited about getting him back." "Had she been drinking?" "Not at 8:30." "Previously, you've seen her in different states during the day?" "Yeah, sure." "Can you be more precise?" "Everybody knows her." "She'll do anything for a pack of smokes." "What do you mean exactly?" "Helping a guy out, you know." "No, I don't know." "Giving blowjobs for 10 euros." "She's often short of cash." "How do you know this, sir?" "Everyone knows locally." "Lots of..." "We don't mean her any harm, sir." "It's just that her little baby's in danger." "We're Child Protection, we won't put her in jail." "We just want to find her." "You were thirsty!" "I'm pregnant." "I'm pregnant." "Seriously?" "Yeah." "How far along?" "3 months." "I'm scared of losing it, so I'm keeping it quiet." "You're putting me on." " Seriously?" " I'm pregnant." "With Alex?" "Sure, he's my husband, isn't he?" "Is he happy?" "Of course, he is." "The girls went to grab a salad." "Anyway, we won't hang around forever." "Sure, but..." "Give the photos a rest, will you?" "now's not the time." "We eat, We split." "Don't bother giving me that look." "I'm talking to you!" "Have you seen the photos you've taken since you've been with us?" "Yes." "What are they like?" "They're okay." " Sorry?" " Okay." "They're okay?" ""Okay" cuts it when we're running all over?" "Back off." "It's cool." "It's not cool." "You're pissed off and you're taking it out on her." "A shit day, and she's copping it." ""Okay"!" "Go on, take my picture if you want." "I'm not laughing." "The problem isn't you expressing a derogatory opinion." "Mr. Peach Fuzz!" "It's the manner you choose to express it." "We're not photographers." " We can't do her job." " But we know our jobs." "And all I see is..." "Seeing her go click-click-clack, as soon as a kid starts crying." "That's not what we do." "It's more complex than that." "Am I right or wrong?" "My problem is, I don't see her getting the right shots." "Such as?" "What we're doing out here now." "All day, we're out looking, and I don't feel her behind my back." "We get some fries and clack-clack-click." "A kid starts crying... clack-clack-clack." "When it's gritty or miserablist, she's there." "She's finding her feet." "I don't give a shit!" "I get what he's saying about miserablism, not wanting to put out a bad image of the CPU." "It's just we're eating, on-edge." " Your choice of words is all wrong." " You done?" "Say it nicely." "We know you're angling to get some pussy time." "So whatever you say doesn't count." "You're ripping on me now?" "What's going on?" "What?" "What's going on?" "Nothing." " Nothing." " No, why?" "We eat and get back on it." "Sorry, but pictures of kids..." "It's 11 o'clock, home time!" "It's dark." "We won't find them now." "You're clock-watching now?" "We've been at it all day, sweating blood!" "I know, Fred." "Just do as I say, don't argue." "There's a baby out there!" "$0?" "The night team'll take over." "He won't be all alone." "Go home." "What will they do if he dies?" "I said, go home!" "Night, everybody." "See you tomorrow." "We'll find him tomorrow!" "Maybe she's dyed her hair so nobody recognizes her." "Bullshit!" "This isn't a western." "Is pear nice?" "Sure, it's nice." "How much is it?" "2.20 euros." "Will you give it to me?" "I can't, lady." "Is that her?" "It's a guy on rollerblades!" "Chrys, slow down." "Take it easy." "That's why I said slow down." "I said slow down, so slow down." "You can spare something." "He's hungry!" " You have to pay!" " He's hungry!" "Baloo to Fred." "Mother and baby reported at a convenience store at 19, Rue de Meaux." " Go, pops!" " Good news at last!" " Copy, Fred?" " I copy." "Get out the way!" "Where have you been?" " We're here now!" " We've been waiting 30 mins!" "Calm down, we just got here." "It's only been 20 minutes!" "Hi." "Child Protection Unit." "He's critical." "We gotta get the baby to the hospital." " It's been half an hour." " We came as fast..." "You expect an invitation or what?" " We do the best we can." " So do we!" "We came straight here." "We've been called to a bank heist." "We're not Child Protection, with all due respect." "Can we take the details because the mother isn't..." "It wasn't me!" "He made me drop my baby!" "She threw him." "She threw her baby?" "The doc says the baby's life is in serious danger." "They're taking him to Necker." "Bring the buggy!" "That's my buggy!" "Can We go with you and the baby?" "Where's my baby?" "At the hospital." "We'll get more news later." "It's hard having the baby." "Having the baby?" "Having a baby?" "It wasn't easy having the baby." "Why's she telling me this?" "Keep moving." "You're going to sit in there." "Give me a cigarette." "Not right now." "Give me a cigarette." "You're nice, I like you." "Give me a smoke." "Can I get a smoke?" "Just sit there nice and quiet." "Let's get the cuffs off." "Sit down there." "Yeah, sure." "Sit down, relax, we'll be back." "We'll have a talk when you calm down." "I'm thirsty." "There's nothing to drink right now." "Police." "Handcuffs." "Prison." "That's life." "If there's a child, the officers can't intervene at the scene." "They have to wait until We get there." "That's why there's always some tension between us." "You called the hospital?" "Of course, I called the hospital." "How old's the baby?" "6-9 months." "There's nothing happening." "Thanks." "Child Protection." "You're getting on?" "And you?" "I don't understand this person." "The baby's out of danger." "Let's celebrate." "What's going on?" "The baby's out of the coma." "Great!" "Champagne!" "Do you wanna dance or not?" "You don't wanna dance?" "Give me a break, I haven't been drinking." "Sister, dance with me." "What's with the glasses?" "They're just glasses." "Can I?" "Keep in time, ma'am." "They're fakes." "They're a prop." "I was scared nobody'd take me seriously." "You think the glasses and granny look make people take you seriously?" "I don't know." "Okay, I get it." "Let your hair down." "You want me to let my hair down?" "Enough of the granny look!" " Aren't they beautiful?" " Total babes!" "It's a fashion show." "Except they're not models." "Be nice." "Give 'em a breath test!" "You never know!" "Keep everyone safe." "I warned you!" " Any questions?" " No, sir!" "Ready?" "Eye and ear protection on." "Draw your weapon." "Chamber." "In position." "One round." "Switch legs." "Other foot forward." "One round." "Mathieu." "Wake up." " It's our turn." " Get lost!" " How do you feel?" " Okay, I guess." "Try breathing." "Ready to go?" "Can't say I'm a fan, but let's try." "Draw your gun." "Chamber." "Get into position." "Three rounds." "It's a peach kir royal." "I like it sweet." "Feeling okay?" "Sorry I'm late." "Hey." "You buy organic croissants?" "Shut it." "Not one hit!" "A complete disaster!" "I'm peace and love." "Next group to the range." "Let's go." "Gonna get some pics?" "Can her ladyship stop jigging around?" "Sorry." "Rack the slide." "Chamber a round." "Two hands, knees bent, feet parallel." "Decock." "All together." "Two rounds!" "Decock." "Wanna try?" "Do you want to try?" "Can she try?" "Shooting?" "No, catching a bus." "Careful of the gun." "Take her camera." "Snap away, Fred." "Let's make it easier for the lady." "On my whistle, you fire two rounds." "Careful, finger's on the trigger." "Stay focused, this is a firing range." "Arms outstretched, elbows in." "When I whistle, you fire two rounds." " It doesn't work." " Press!" "Deep breaths." "You'll be fine." "Take deep breaths." "Second round." "Let's go." "What about the whistle?" "A quick whistle?" "To relax you?" "There you go." "Relax." "Let go." "Breathe out." "Let go of the gun." "Take your fingers off." "Relax." "You can do it." "There you go." "Evening." "My children." "And my children's father." "Evening, ladies." " Lucie and Bianca." " How old are they?" "6." "They're twins." " You ordered some food?" " Yeah, pizza." "She called Pizza Hut." "Pizza Hut." "Ever had truffle pizza?" "Good?" "Thanks, Francesco." "It tastes a bit like marzipan." "How's Melissa doing?" "She's so sweet." "Sweet Melissa!" "I know the boss man well." "Beauchard." " The chief?" " He's a friend of mine." "A friend?" "Not a friend." "We know each other well." "So you both live here then, right?" "Tactless, apparently." "We said no personal questions." "It isn't his apartment." " I live opposite." " Not bad!" "2 rents!" "You've never lived together?" "You're a couple?" "Even with kids?" "We're a couple?" "Are you a couple?" "It's strange us being on call on a holiday, isn't it?" "Why's it strange?" "I thought the night team was on call on public holidays." "They are." "At night." "It's not easy to get your head around." "The night team Works nights." "In the daytime, they rest up and the day team takes over." "Is it clear now?" "Sure." "Night at night." "Hi, everybody!" "This lady is having a few problems." "I'll let her explain." "Hello, ma'am." "Take a seat." "Get the kid a chair." "Sit down next to Mommy." "Go ahead, ma'am." "I have to give you my son." "I have no place where we slept." "I don't want him to sleep in street with me." "I want him in warm place." "You want him..." " Warm." " Somewhere warm, okay." "He must sleep in bed." "Of course." "I don't want him be like me." "You see?" "Sure, I understand." " You have nowhere to sleep." " Yes." "Let's see." "Are you married?" "I'm on my own." "You're both on the street?" "Yes." " How long on the street?" " Six months." "Sleeping hostesses." "Hotels and hostesses." "Hostesses?" "In hospices!" "No more." "Sleeping under tents." "Sleep in tents." "I not..." "Yes, I understand." "It's hard for you and your son." "How long since you had somewhere to wash?" "Since we had... hotels..." "Kicked out." "Kicked out of a hotel?" "Because no money." "I'm tired and it's cold." "What's your name?" "Ousman." "I must be away from my son." "I give you my son." "He wants to stay with his mommy." "Yes, but no more." "We'll find a nice place for both of you." "Somewhere warm to sleep." "You understand?" "Yes, I look in all hospices." "Many people, nothing." "They say no room." "But we know more hospices." "We'll call other shelters." "Have you had anything to eat, ma'am?" "No." "Hungry, Ousman?" "Are you hungry?" "Not hungry." "Because he tired." "When you struggle, you not eat." "That's right." "We'll call all over." "To try to find somewhere warm for you and your son." "If you no find, I give you my son." "I can't take your son, you understand?" "I don't want him become like me." "I'll get them some food." "Come with us." "See you later." "Leave it with us." "Okay, action." "Not before next week?" "She said to call back." "I have 2 that'll take the kid." "The kid but not his mother." "You gotta talk to Beauchard." "No, not Beauchard." "So we just sit here flapping away helplessly." "You're a pain in the ass!" "You're useless, fuck it!" "Don't let Fred go on up there." "Hey, pops!" "Why didn't you 90?" "The guy makes me puke." "He hasn't got any balls." "He'll never take a stand." "Fuck taking a stand, show us you've got balls!" " Me?" "' Yes, you!" " Show I've got balls?" " You're the boss." "It's your job." "Calm down, we're not alone here." "The young man's totally bemused." "You can't let Fred take the heat." "It's outrageous!" "Don't tell me my job!" "Shut up a second." "No more!" "Women's Lib, can it!" "Women's Lib?" "Stick it up your ass." "A woman speaks out and she's a radical." "Fuck you!" "And your grow-a-pair crap?" "Mr. Coutard, you keep bothering me but I can't intervene in every case." "One phone call is all you need to make." "You're taking this too personally." "Down, Fido!" " Just put the child in a home." " Pardon me?" "My last word." "That's it, your last word?" "Stop it, Fred." "Calm down!" "Calm down?" "Sure." "You know it's pointless." "You keep calm, guys!" "That earns you a warning." "It won't be the first." "Pops, let's talk." "Please, give them to me 3 days." "I'll find them a hospice." "No, don't do that." "Please." "You can't do that." "Why don't you?" "Why don't you take them?" "You or me, it's the same." "You know that's not the problem." "It's not the same." "Don't make it so personal." "Is he your kid?" "No, so stop." "Okay, ma'am..." "For now, we don't have a satisfactory solution." "We're not at all satisfied with this." "We've found a hospice for your son, but not for you together." "I knew you not find for both." "It's the best we have." "It'll be okay." "Come on, it's okay." "We'll take good care of him, ma'am." "Ousman!" "Calm down, kiddo." "Mommy loves you." "She's not abandoning you." "She has no choice." "We'll look after you, son." "Calm down." "It'll be okay." "Mommy has no choice." "She wants to be with you, too, but she can't." "There'll be other little boys like you." "You won't be alone." "There'll be other kids who are sad." "There'll be kids you can talk to." "You won't be all alone." "Can you hear me?" "It's over now." "It'll be okay." "It's over, calm down." "You okay?" "Feeling better now?" "C'mon, dry your eyes." "You'll make lots of friends." "It's just hard to begin with." "It's tough, but it won't last long, okay?" "Your mommy loves you." "You're a big, strong boy." "She wants you to be strong." "You remember?" "You have to try every day." "You hear me?" " I'll drive you home." " No, thanks." "See you tomorrow." "See you tomorrow." "What are you doing?" "Staying?" "See you tomorrow." "You try to handle it case-by-case." "But no." "It won't help change the world or anything." "But it sticks in my throat, it tears me up." "I can't do it!" "I have great news." " We're all going on vacation." " Cool!" "Are you pleased?" "And you?" " Are you angry?" " No." "Go to your room." "Your room." "Okay, come on." "What's wrong?" "I can't just go on vacation." "I've got photos to do." "You've got someone?" "I don't know." "Great." "I'm happy for you." "Happy?" "Really." "I know I can't give you the life you want." "It's my problem." "Okay, fine." "You're happy, I'm happy." "Wonderful!" "Let's talk when you stop pretending." "Wait a second..." "Alright, you can come now." "What is this?" "Just drive." "Keep your head still." "Expressionless, please." "Right, strip search." "Please, Chrystelle." "Put those on the chair there." "Okay, you can get dressed now." " You believe your daughter?" " Yes." "I know what my husband's like." "It's exactly his style." "His style?" "What do you mean?" "You're referring to what your daughter told you?" "Yes." "Can you be more specific?" "It's embarrassing." "We won't find it vulgar or disgusting." "We could be talking about cooking or clothes." "What does he like?" "What turns him on?" "Toys?" "I'm sorry." "Garters and stockings?" "G-strings?" "Latex?" "Fabrics?" "Leather?" "Different positions?" "Fellatio?" "Exhibitionism?" "I don't know, lingerie?" "That's right, lingerie." "Don't agree for our benefit." "Anything more..." "I don't mean deviant, but that shocked you maybe?" "You have an active sex-life?" "That's personal." "Here, We discuss personal matters." "We're not strangers on a train." "So, an active sex-life?" "Great movie, Strangers on a Train." "Seen it?" "No, you're too young." "You think we're stupid?" "Not at all." "We need to know, ma'am." "Your husband allegedly raped your daughter." "In terms of his fantasies," "I need more detail than just "lingerie."" "He'd blindfold himself." "Okay." " He blindfolded himself?" " Why?" "Can you guess what he was imagining?" "We'll get you a glass of water." "We'll talk when you feel better." "A bald pubis, like a little girl's." "That turns me on." "You know you're on camera?" "So what?" "You were saying, about little girls..." "We need help with a screwed-up reverse Oedipus." "A screwed-up reverse Oedipus!" "And your fantasies?" "Sorry." "What do you imagine?" "That I'm making love to my daughter." "Shocked?" "Yes, We are." "What do you imagine?" "We're not in your chair." "We ask the questions." "Do you have an active sex-life?" "Who with?" "Your wife perhaps." "Hold on..." "I already asked." "I answered that already." "Normal." "That doesn't fit." "Your wife says you haven't touched her in years." "Maybe I was being optimistic." "To spare her feelings." "This isn't a sex therapy session." "Sodomy?" "Not particularly." "Is that, yes he likes it or not?" "No, that's not what I meant." "Let me explain." "We're not judging you." "We want the truth." "We don't care which way you like it." "We just want to get a picture of your husband." "These questions aren't about you, they're about him." "To find out what he maybe did to your daughter." "Get that?" "We don't judge, We don't care." "Sodomy?" "Yes." "Every time?" "Did he threaten you?" "Yeah." "Yeah or yes?" "Yes." "I don't rape her, I make love to her." "She gives herself to me." "Young children have a right to sexual liberty." "Quit acting like we're idiots!" "You're getting 20!" "I doubt that." "What are you saying, "I doubt that"?" " I just know." " You know shit!" " I take liberties, too." " That'll cost you dear." " Pardon me?" " It'll cost you dear." "Sit your ass down." "Right now!" "Mathieu, please." "Let's calm things down." " What?" " You hit me." "Nobody saw a thing." "The camera neither." "The camera sees what it wants here." "Fine." "What do you mean by "I doubt that"?" "You doubt you'll get 20 years?" "Yes?" "Okay." "I have connections." "Fine, sir." "I got a call." "Go easy on La Faublaise." "Sorry?" "Just treat him good." "Say something!" "I treat him like a child rapist." "Do as I say." " I do my job." " Do as I say!" " He's right." " You read the statements?" "You're right, too." "Just take it down a notch." "He's right, I'm right..." "Don't worry about it." "I worry about winding up like you." "You realize at no stage you express any remorse?" "Anyone home?" "Go to the Internet section." "No, I..." "The Internet section." "What's he on?" "A run'll do you good." "You're shitting me?" "No." "You're shitting me." "It's still my case?" "No." "Wait for me." "I wanna see my daughter." "I'll call you." "Mommy always gets in the bath with me." "Mommy, sure." "For daddies, it's different." "Here, wash yourself with soap." "Ready?" "Then the back." "Your botty." "Rub rub." "Between your legs." "Your bits." "Your girly bits." "That's good." "Careful you don't slip." "Rub rub." "You promise you won't leave again?" "I'll try, sure." "If you give me a hug." "Come eat, Fred." "C'mon..." "Disconnect." "Come eat." "Again!" "Again!" "Go on, push!" "And again." "Hold your breath and push!" "Can I stop?" "That's good." "Hold your breath and push even harder." "Stop pushing." "That's good." "It's over know, sweetie." "Can I see it?" " What is it?" " A little girl." "We'll just finish up by removing the placenta." "Go!" "Please!" "Go!" "Please, ma'am, we're nearly done." "Can I have..." "Can I be alone with the..." "With the baby?" "You want to see her?" "Yeah." " Are you sure?" " I'll put her here." "I want to hold her." "You'll be okay?" "Can you go out?" "I'm sorry." "Can We have the baby?" "Goodbye." "Where are you taking her?" "A room down the hall." "In a cold room to run some tests." "We'll do DNA tests to help find the man who raped you." "She'll stay in the cold room after?" "A day or two at most." "And then she'll be put in a..." "In a grave?" "Yes, she'll be buried." "With other babies." "Okay." "In the same thing as other babies?" "She won't have a..." "A thing of her own?" "We take photos to keep in the file." "The police officers want to see you." "They have a few questions for you." "Can't it wait?" "No, it can't." "We have to take the baby and it needs a name." "By law, the baby must have a name." "For the registry." "To declare the death." "I don't want to... have to think of a name." "It's important for you to... give her a name." "It's a way for you to find closure." "It'll stay with me forever." "This baby is half of you." "She's your blood." "You have to name her." "My rapist's blood, too." "I can't." "A name you don't like then." "I was raped." "It'll never..." "I'm tired." "I'd like to be left alone." "I want you to leave." "You'll have to give her a name." "Go ahead." "Iris." "Iris, what's wrong with you?" "See you, Laurence." "See you soon." "I hope I can do it." "One..." "Two..." "Three!" "Cut it out." "Save that shit for Sue Ellen!" "To Nadine!" "Come on!" " Sue Ellen, with me." " Sure." "No way!" "A total brush off!" "I don't get it." "How come we're not groovin' on my birthday?" "Don't you realize?" "Why do you do it?" "He said he'd block my access." "Don't you see?" "One tiny threat and you strip off." "You did!" "Send your number and I'll send sexy photos you'll love." "If you want to see more, leave me a message." "You know what I think?" "I think you're a nympho who likes banging 4 guys in a garage." "Reading your blog, you come across as a 14-year-old whore!" "He hit you outside?" "That's right." "He hit you outside..." "I see." "What did your parents say when you got home?" "I said I fell and they bought it." "So, you lie to them when needs be." "And in this instance..." "you needed to." "It's all about dignity." "Your dignity." "You understand what the word means?" "You understand the difference... between what you can do and..." "Do you?" "You have just seen your first "rave"." "It's neither rape nor love." "It's a rave." "We also have rarests." "Rustody." " Victims..." " I think I get the picture." "It's not that complicated, putting an R in front." "The boy's a genius!" "Back in the day, you waited for marriage, had sex when you were 20, but life's changed now." "The old days are gone, Louis XIV and all!" "Life is this now." "Aged 14, you fuck, you suck, you live!" "Watch some TV, try to get with it, get an update." "Why did Beauchard start yelling?" "He says we're idealists." "Hi there!" "You just walk on by." "Hi, Melissa." "I'll be getting back." "I gotta go," "You have 5?" "I gotta get home." "Not even 5 minutes?" "I have to go, Fred." "You don't have 5 minutes?" "Still no wedding band?" " No, why?" " Come on then." "Okay, a treat for the lady." "Here We go!" "Stop giggling." "Jeez..." "Happiness really suits you." "Shit's gonna hit the fan again." "Pack and go!" "It's for lawyers now." " Can't we talk?" " Lawyers." "You think it's easy?" "Lawyers." "For the kid, you'll say..." "Lawyers." "You and your daughter get on?" "Fine." "She's a good girl." "The question is, do you get on with your daughter?" "Do you have a good relationship?" "Are you close?" "If she had problems, could she talk to you freely?" "Of course." "No problem." "You know you're here for child abuse?" "Off the record, she said you plan to marry her off to a cousin back home." "That's right." "I'm her dad." "She has to marry one day." "You think you do what you want?" "I'm in charge." "You did your research before you came in." "That's in no law." "Know what's gonna happen?" "After your girl's married and been raped by her husband." "Because it's rape." "You force her into non-consensual sex." "And I'll be there that day." "What's your problem?" "I say if there's a problem." "This is the police." "I refuse to talk to you." " There's only me." " Get the boss." "Hold on a second." "I'm the police, okay?" "Look!" "I am the police." "I ask the questions, you answer them." "Why won't you talk to me?" "'Cos I'm a woman?" "Shame on you." "Go home and look after your husband and kids." "Shame on me?" "Don't talk to me like that!" "Respect, okay?" "You're sure you read the Qur'an?" "Prove it." "Tell me, if you're a man and a good Muslim, tell me just where it says a father can force his daughter to marry." "Show me." "You think you can teach me the Qur'an?" "Where does it say a woman isn't allowed to work?" "Show me!" "Call yourself Muslim?" "You taint us." "The Qur'an teaches respect." "Got it?" " Is there a problem here?" " No, no problem." "There is no problem!" " You want something to drink?" " Water!" "Mehdi." "My father." "Is it couscous?" "A tagine." "Child Protection covers lots of things like vice and narcotics, no?" "Minors get caught up in drugs." "Sure, but we mostly handle vice-related cases." "He arrests pedophiles." "Not only pedophiles." "That can't always be easy." "Isn't it tough, constant insults?" "No." "Thanks." "People hate the cops." "They're never there when you need them." "Okay..." "What do you dial for the police?" " 12, isn't it?" " No, it's 17." "Is it really 17?" "What's Melissa like day to day?" "It's not easy for me to talk about Melissa with her dad." "And it's not easy to talk about someone sitting next to you." "Granddad..." "Do you like my new love?" "Sure." "Do you like him?" "Whatever you like, I like." "Feels great, giving you stuff." "Are you pleased or laughing at me?" "It's so ugly!" "I was sending a text or something." "I had my phone in my hand." "And this girl comes over, like, let me see that." "So I show her and she takes it, and I'm like..." "Can you get to the..." "When you met the boys." "That's what I'm telling you." "So the girl's taken your phone and you say..." "They've got your phone." "After that, what happened?" "I ask for it back." "She's like, sure, if you give my friends head." "I'm like, okay." "Okay to what?" "To blowing them for my phone." "You really liked your phone." "No kidding." "And for a laptop?" "Sorry, slipped out." "Take no notice." "It's not you..." "We can't do this with those two..." "Stop it!" "Sorry, don't mind us." "In the police, we're not usually like this." "You don't give head for a phone." "You realize that?" "It was a smartphone." "Sorry." "Sit down and let's finish up here." "You followed the whole group." "I need 20 volunteers for a special op." " What kind?" " That's all I have." "We'll go next door." "This is chaos!" "Check it out." "You never know." "Go with them and fill me in later." "Where were we?" "We can talk seriously now, Caroline..." "I've lost my phone." "An informer says the Emeralds will hand the Beggars stolen jewels worth 1 million euros." "The drop's tomorrow at 2 p.m., at Domus mall." "All we know is they'll come by car, most likely with wives and kids." "And armed." "Which one's Chrys's hubby?" "Black shirt by the cabinet." "Over there?" "We'll tail them, let the drop take place..." "Not what I imagined." "We follow them to their cars and we arrest them only when they're inside the vehicles." "Look at the photos." "You'll get a list of car plate numbers." "As for the CPU," "I'll be honest, you're extras tomorrow." "Everybody in position?" "Okay, Alex." "Standing by." "Martin in position in the garage." "Copy that." "Hey, kids!" "We're on a mission." "Beggars in view on the escalator, Eastern Gate." "I repeat, at the Eastern Gate." "Nadine, CPU." "They just passed the desk." "Gabriel, CPU." "Beggars right in front of me." "They're looking all over, on-edge." "Iris." "They just passed by me." "We have them on visual." "Stay in position." "Emeralds arriving, opposite direction." "The drop's imminent." "Stay alert." "Meeting outside the bed store." "Outside the bed store." "What's up?" "This is it." "Stay calm, act natural." "It's them." "Be discreet." "Discreet." "Be discreet, please." "Put it away." "Hands UP!" "Get down!" "Everybody on the floor!" "Take it easy!" "Calm down." "Back off!" "Hands behind you!" "The cuffs!" "We'll take over!" "Fucking CPU!" "What the hell happened?" "Back off, I said." "We're everywhere." "Shut it!" "Put your gun away!" "Stop!" "Where you gonna go?" "Shut it!" "Back up!" "Stay there!" "There are cops everywhere." "Back up, asshole!" "He's your son!" "I don't give a shit!" "He's not my kid!" "He's a kid, that's what counts!" "Where are you going?" "Stop there!" "Sir!" "Don't move!" "Don't touch it!" "My arm's numb." "Even with a vest, I still fucking get shot!" "That really is dumb." "It's okay, you're not dead." "You're not dead." " Couldn't even be an extra." " We are the extras." "Don't worry, We did a great job." "It's okay." "Don't look at it." "Sign here." "What?" "What?" "Chrys!" "Don't run!" "Can you hear us, kid?" "What?" "He wants Pepitos." " What?" " Pepitos." "I'll go." "You'll get the wrong ones." "I'll take it with." "You okay, fella?" "Does it hurt?" "You were starving." "Don't they feed you here?" "He makes such a mess when he eats." "I'm going for a smoke." "I'll be back in 5." "You love me a bit, don't you?" "2 wives, so you're polygamous?" " No." " What do you mean?" "Polygamy means several wives." "So you'd say you are..." "A bigamist." "Bigamist, okay." "What's your sex-life with your wives?" "I'm a romantic." "I like fellatio." "Do you?" "Fellatio!" "What's that?" "Shit, I'll start a fire." "Keep it down." "I'm working." "Jesus!" "So, fellatio, you've never heard of it?" "Okay, fine." "That's it for today." "I'll talk to your daughter and be in touch." "I'll see you out." "You okay?" "Not too tired?" "No, I'm fine." "And you?" "You think I don't see you on Facebook?" "$0?" "Don't we have work to do?" "You're my boss?" "Do I report to you?" "I'd no idea you're my boss!" "I can discuss work." "Aren't we a team?" "Okay, let's talk work." "I just saw the split vagina of an 11-month-old baby, then I saw her mother, who's suicidal because her girl's been raped for months." "Sure, let's talk work." "I'm a good cop and I do a good job even if I'm not like you." "Let me chill with my virtual friends before I move onto my next case." "Get off my back!" "The lady speaks." "Something's bugging the lady." "Get off my case, Iris!" "This is not the time." "It never is." "It's always the time to chat." "Shut your big mouth." "Just shut the fuck up!" "Got that?" "Shut it." "You get all the tough cases, I get all the "raves"?" "Cut it out, Iris." "We're partners." "We can discuss our work." "We're partners?" "Partners communicate with each other." "Where's the communication?" "You tell me what to do and what not to do." "What I can do, what I can't do." "You grade me, you judge me..." "Just get the fuck off my back and stop lecturing me!" "That's the thanks I get for listening to your troubles and your little hassles with hubby." "But this is about work." "You're way off, Nadine, that's all." "I'm just saying." "You have no right to talk about my man." "Because of you, I left my husband, when I was partly to blame, too." "Just because you think men are all shits." "You can't give any love." "I'm ashamed I listened to you." "I miss my family." "I miss my children." "Can't you see that?" "It's because of her, making me see him like a..." "I love him." "Maybe that pisses you off because you love no one." "You're all shriveled up." "No cock could ever get inside you!" "You're a piece of shit!" "You don't seem in control of your faculties." "Don't fucking start on that." "Just don't start telling me what to do." "Your husband's gone." "He should've gone long ago!" "I feel sorry for him." "All these years with you." "And you making yourself puke?" "You think nobody knows?" "We all know, you puke all day long." "It's over, got it?" "Over!" "Stop trying to run my life!" "I'll file a report." "What do you expect?" "Want me to type it?" "What the hell's going on?" "We can hear you downstairs!" "I don't care!" "What's the problem?" "Sounds like ego issues." "Sure, the ego is dignity." "You've got no ego?" "Ego means I can look at myself in the mirror." "I leave my ego problems at home." "Not ego problems, one ego problem!" "Be quiet when I'm talking!" "Shut up now." "We'll split you up in September." "For now, button it!" "Don't talk to me like I'm stupid." "I don't give a shit!" "I can leave!" "Leave." "Do us all a favor!" "Start with a piked somersault." "Let's go." "Reach for the mat." "That's why you fell." "Next!" "Nice but concentrate on keeping it tight, to finish it off." "Let's keep going." "Very nice." "Solal, your turn." "Come on, Solal." "What are you waiting for?" "Leave him, it's okay." "If you're nervous, don't jump." "Keep it coming." "Limited, but nicely done." "Who's next?" "Good." "That's called a tuck jump." "Solal?" "I'm really so sorry." "I'd like to apologize to him." "I hope he gets over it." "I never wanted to hurt him." "You realize now that you did?" "Yes." "You didn't think about it then, but now?" "We had a relationship that was like love." "I need you to sign the statement, the bottom of each page." "Where'll he go now?" "Will he be okay?" "He'll receive help." "He'll be well looked after." "I know other places where he can still do gymnastics." "It's important for him." "Will he go to jail because of me?" "No." "He'll go to jail for What he did." "He did it to you, but you're not to blame." "He's sick." "Your teacher has a disease, you see, called pedophilia." "He's called a pedophile." "Have you heard that word before?" "At school maybe?" "It's a disease some adults have, which means that they do things to children they have no right to do." "We're here to catch and punish them." "Why isn't he..." "Why's he going to prison and not just..." "Why isn't he going to a hospital?" "When someone breaks the law like that, they go to prison." "It's a punishment that serves a purpose." "Then, maybe he'll be able to do gym again one day, and not hurt any more children, you see?" "I feel a bit sad." "Why are you sad?" "I liked him." "He was nice to me." "Morning, everybody." "What a reception!" "Nice to hear you speak as one." "I hope you enjoyed the vacation." "I see some people have been in the sun, and others... less so." "I hope school started okay for your kids..." "I'll start with the new appointments and departures." "Lt. Desgranges has moved on to the Vice Squad, as anticipated." "He'll be replaced by Lt. Géron." "Capt. Beck has joined the Fraud Squad and Lt. Iris Langlois transfers to replace him as section chief." "Congratulations." "Now, I'd like to talk about my plans to restructure, as everybody expected, the Internet Section." "I believe that investing resources there will help us smoke out more pedophiles." "The pedophile at the school gates is long gone..." "Can I open a window?" "I'm hot." "You make it sound like fieldwork's bullshit." "Subtitles:" "Simon John Sync: ivy68-HDVN"
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"He will be saying prayers in the garden." "Just follow the others." "He will be saying prayers in the garden." "Just follow the others." "Brother, Bapu is already late for prayers." "Oh, God!" "The object of this massive tribute died as he had always lived:" "A private man without wealth without property without official title or office." "Mahatma Gandhi was not the commander of armies nor a ruler of vast lands." "He could not boast any scientific achievement or artistic gift." "Yet men governments, dignitaries from all over the world have joined hands today to pay homage to this little brown man in the loincloth who led his country to freedom." "In the words of General George C. Marshall the American Secretary of State:" ""Mahatma Gandhi has become the spokesman for the conscience of all mankind." "He was a man who made humility and simple truth more powerful than Empires."" "And Albert Einstein added:" ""Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in flesh and blood walked upon this earth."" "Tell me do you think about hell?" "Neither do I." "But this man here is a Christian, and he's written that in order to believe..." "Excuse me, sir." "How long have you been in South Africa?" "A week." "I don't know how you got a ticket." "Just what are you doing in this car, coolie?" "Why, I have a ticket." "A first-class ticket." " How did you get it?" " I sent for it in the post." "I'm an attorney." "I didn't..." "There are no colored attorneys in South Africa." "Sit where you belong!" "I'll take your luggage back, sir." "Just a moment, please." "You see Mohandas K. Gandhi Attorney at Law." "I'm on my way to Pretoria to conduct a case for an Indian trading firm." "Didn't you hear me?" "There are no colored attorneys in South Africa." "I was called to the Bar in London and enrolled at the High Court of Chancery." "I am, therefore, an attorney." "And since I am, in your eyes, colored I think we can deduce that there is at least one colored attorney in South Africa." "Smart, bloody Kaffir!" "Throw him out." "Just move your black ass back to third class." "Or I'll have you thrown off at the next station." "But I always go first class!" "But you're a rich man." "Why put up with it?" "Yes, I am rich." "But I am Indian." "I do not expect to travel first class." " In England, I was a poor student." " That was England." "This is part of England's Empire." "Mr. Gandhi, you look at Mr. Khan and you see a successful Muslim trader." "Most South Africans see him simply as an Indian." "And the vast majority of Indians, mostly Hindus, like yourself were brought here to work mines and harvest crops." "Most Europeans don't want them doing anything else." "But that is very unchristian..." "Mr. Gandhi, in this country Indians are not allowed to walk along the pavement with a Christian." "You mean, you employ Mr. Baker as your attorney but you can't walk down the street with him?" "Well, I can." "But I risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less holy than Mr. Baker." "Well, then it must be fought." "We are children of God like everyone else." "Allah be praised!" "And what battalions will you call upon?" "I will write to the press here and in England." "I will use the courts." "You'll cause a lot of trouble." "Our position is..." "We are members of the Empire." "And we come from an ancient civilization." "Why should we not walk on the pavements like other men?" "I rather like the idea of an Indian barrister in South Africa." "I'm sure our community could keep you in work for some time even if you caused a good deal of trouble." "Especially if you caused a good deal of trouble." "There's the English reporter." "I told you he'd come." "You also said your article would draw a thousand people." "At least some of the Hindus brought their wives." "No, I asked my wife to organize that." "Some of them are leaving." "Ladies and gentlemen we have asked you to gather here to help us proclaim our right to be treated as equal citizens of the Empire." "We do not seek conflict." "We know the strength of the forces arrayed against us know that because of them, we can only use peaceful means." "But we are determined that justice will be done." "The symbol of our status is embodied in this pass which we must carry at all times but which no European even has to have." "The first step towards changing our status is to eliminate this difference between us." "Now?" "You write brilliantly, but you have much to learn about handling men." "We do not want to ignite the fear or hatred of anyone." "But we ask you Hindu, Muslim and Sikh to help us light up the sky and the minds of the British authorities with our defiance of this injustice." "We will now burn the passes of our committee and its supporters." "We ask you to put your passes on the fire..." "You bloody dog!" "Those passes are government property!" "And I will arrest the first man who tries to burn one!" "Take him away." "You little Sammy bastard!" "Now are there anymore?" "If you want this kind of trouble, you can have it." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Stop." "The London papers have arrived from the Cape." "The worst was the Daily Mail." "They said the burning of passes..." " Ask Mr. Herzog to see me." " It was the most significant act in colonial affairs since the Declaration of Independence." "They'll find we're better prepared this time." "Mr. Gandhi will find he's on a long hiding to nothing." ""A High Court judge has confirmed that Mr. Gandhi would've been within his rights to prosecute for assault since neither he nor Mr. Khan resisted arrest."" "I told you about English law." "As I told you about English policemen." "We're very pleased to have you back, Papa." "And I am glad to be back." "Mind your face." "Tomorrow I'll tell you about my days in a police hospital." "Come, come." "Just like proper English gentlemen." "I'm proud of them." "They're boys." "And they're Indian." "Will you take this off?" "It pinches every time I speak." "I've got it." "You'd be Gandhi." "I thought you'd be bigger." "I'm sorry." "No, that's all right." "My name is Charlie Andrews, sir." "I've come from India." "I've read a great deal about you." "Some of it good, I hope." "Would you care to walk?" "You're a clergyman?" "I met some remarkable people in India." "And when I read what you were doing, I wanted to help." " Does that surprise you?" " Not anymore." "At first, I was amazed but when you're fighting in a just cause people seem to pop up, like you, right out of the pavement." "Even when it's dangerous or..." "Hey, look what's coming!" "A white shepherd leading a brown Sammy!" "Perhaps we should..." "Doesn't the New Testament say:" ""If your enemy strikes you on the right cheek, offer him the left"?" "The phrase was used metaphorically." "I don't think our Lord..." "I'm not so sure." "I have thought about it a great deal." "I suspect He meant you must show courage be willing to take a blow, several blows, to show you won't strike back, nor will you be turned aside." "And when you do that, it calls on something in human nature that makes his hatred for you decrease and his respect increase." "I think Christ grasped that, and I have seen it work." "Good morning." "Get off the pavement, you bloody coon." " Yeah, get off." " Kaffir!" "Colin, what are you doing?" "Nothing." "Come out where I can see you!" "I said, what are you doing?" "We were just trying to clean up the neighborhood." "You're late for work." "I thought you'd gone ten minutes ago." "Get on!" "You'll find there's room for us all." " That was lucky." " I thought you were a man of God." "I am, but I'm not so egotistical as to think He plans His day around my dilemmas." "You could call it a communal farm, I suppose." "But you've all come to the same conclusions." "Our Gita, the Muslim's Koran, your Bible." "It's always the simple things that catch your breath." ""Love thy neighbor as thyself."" "Not always practiced but it's something we Hindus could learn a lot from." "That's the kind of thing you'll be seeking on this farm?" "Well, we shall try." "Bad news, I'm afraid." "They're going to change the pass laws." "It's taken time but it needed to be done fairly." "We didn't want to create an injustice simply because Mr. Gandhi was abusing our existing legislation." "Just one moment, sir, please." "I beg your pardon." "But on a short trip I wouldn't spend too much time on the Indian question, Mr. Walker." "It's a tiny factor in South African life." "Well, it is news at the moment." "I plan to report on the condition of the mines here as well as the economy." "But I would like to meet this Mr. Gand-eye." "Gandhi." "Of course." "We Westerners have a weakness for these spiritually inclined men of India." "But as an old lawyer, let me warn you." "Mr. Gandhi is as shrewd a man as you will ever meet however otherworldly he may seem." "But I'm sure you're enough of a reporter to see that." "I hope so." "Thank you for your time, sir." "So it's not spiritualism or nationalism." "We're not resisting anything but the idea that people can't live together." "You see?" "Hindus, Muslims Sikhs, Jews even Christians." "Mr. Walker of the New York Times." "How you doing?" "Without a paper, a journal of some kind you cannot unite a community." "You belong to a very important profession." "And what do you think an important professional should write about your response to General Smuts' newest legislation?" "I don't know." "I'm still searching for a response." "You will respect the law?" "There are unjust laws as there are unjust men." "You're a small minority to take on the South African government not to mention the British Empire." "If you are a minority of one the truth is the truth." "Herman Kallenbach our chief carpenter, also our chief benefactor." "Vince Walker, New York Times." "This is quite a place you've got here." "And you call it an ashram?" "That's right." "The word only means "community."" "But it could stand for "village" or "the world."" "You're an ambitious man, Mr. Gandhi." "I hope not." "I hear that you also prepare the meals and clean the toilets." " Is that part of the experiment?" " Ba!" "We will need another place set for Mr. Walker's driver." "I will tell Tara." "Yes, it's one way to learn that each man's labor is as important as another's." "While you're doing it, cleaning the toilet seems far more important than the law." "Please, come and join us." "You'll need something before your journey back." " Would you excuse me, please?" " Yeah, sure." "What is it?" "Sora was sent to tell me I must rake and cover the latrine." "That's right." "Everyone takes their turn." "It is the work of untouchables!" "In this place, there are no untouchables." "And no work is beneath any of us." "I'm your wife!" "All the more reason." "As you command." "The others may follow you, but you forget I knew you when you were a boy." "It's not me." "It's the principle." "And you will do it with joy or not do it at all." "Not at all then." "All right then, go." "You don't belong here!" "Leave the ashram altogether." "We don't want you!" "Have you no shame?" "I'm your wife!" "Where do you expect me to go?" "What's the matter with me?" "You're human." "Only human." "And it's even harder for those of us who do not even want to be as good as you do." "I apologize." "I must get back to that reporter." "And I must rake and cover the latrine." "I want to welcome you all." "Every one of you." "We have no secrets." "Let us begin by being clear about General Smuts' new law." "All Indians must now be fingerprinted like criminals." "Men and women." "No marriage other than a Christian marriage is considered valid." "Under this act our wives and mothers are whores." "And every man here is a bastard." "He has become quite good at this." "And a policeman passing an Indian dwelling I will not call them homes may enter and demand the card of any Indian woman whose dwelling it is." "Goddamn them!" "Understand he does not have to stand at the door." "He may enter." "I will not allow it!" "I swear to Allah." "I'll kill the man who offers that insult to my home and my wife and let them hang me!" "I say:" "Talk means nothing!" "Kill a few officials before they disgrace one Indian woman." "Then they might think twice about such laws." "In that cause, I would be willing to die!" "I praise such courage." "I need such courage because, in this cause, I too am prepared to die." "But, my friend there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill." "Whatever they do to us we will attack no one kill no one." "But we will not give our fingerprints, not one of us." "They will imprison us." "They will fine us." "They will seize our possessions." "But they cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them." "Have you been to prison?" "They beat us and torture us." "I say..." "I am asking you to fight." "To fight against their anger, not to provoke it." "We will not strike a blow." "But we will receive them." "And through our pain we will make them see their injustice." "And it will hurt as all fighting hurts." "But we cannot lose." "We cannot." "They may torture my body break my bones even kill me." "Then they will have my dead body not my obedience." "We are Hindu and Muslim children of God, each one of us." "Let us take a solemn oath in His name that, come what may we will not submit to this law." "God save our gracious King" "God save our noble King" "God save our King" "These men are contracted laborers." "They belong in the mines." "You put their comrades in jail." "When you free them they will go back to work." "I've warned you." "We've warned each other." "I don't think that's very good." "Steady, steady." "Stop!" "At the canter, charge!" "We should lie down." "Down!" "The horses won't trample on us." "Lie down!" "Follow me!" "Now what the hell do we do?" "Let them march." "In our own sweet time, in our own sweet way we'll get them." "One law!" "One king!" "One law!" "One king!" "Some of you may be rejoicing that Mr. Gandhi has at last been put into prison." "But I would ask you, assembled here in this house of God to recognize that we are witnessing something new something so unexpected, so unusual that it is not surprising the government is at a loss." "What Mr. Gandhi has forced us to do is ask questions about ourselves." "As Christians, those are difficult questions to answer." "How do we treat men who defy an unjust law who will not fight but will not comply?" "As Christians or as people who have not heard the word of..." "They're sparing no one, I see." "No, you were the surprise." "It has been all over the prison." "We thought they'd be too afraid of the English press." "So did I." "I don't know who they've left out there to do the work." "Have they touched the women?" "My wife publicly defied the law." "They've arrested her and four others." "It split the government." "Well, that's one victory." "If we hold firm, it won't be the last." "Don't worry." "I've never seen men so determined." "You have given them a way to fight." "Gandhi!" "I want Gandhi!" "Which Sammy is it?" "Mr. Gandhi." "I thought we might have a little talk." "Thank you, Daniels." "Will you have a glass of sherry?" "Thank you, no." "Perhaps some tea?" "I dined at the prison." "Please." "Do come and sit down." "I've more or less decided to ask the House to repeal the act that you have taken such exception to." "Well, if you asked, General Smuts, I'm sure it will be done." "It's not quite that simple." "Somehow, I expected not." "I thought of calling for a royal commission to investigate the new legislation." "I think I could guarantee they would recommend the act be repealed." "I congratulate them." "But they might also recommend that all future Indian immigration be severely restricted even stopped." "Immigration was not an issue on which we fought." "It would be wrong of us to make it one now that we..." "We are in a position of advantage." "I'm ordering the release of all prisoners within the next 24 hours." "You yourself are free as from this moment." "Assuming we are in agreement." "It's just that in these clothes, I would prefer to go by taxi." "All right." "Fine." "I'm afraid I have no money." "Neither have I." "I'm awfully sorry." "Daniels will you lend Mr. Gandhi a shilling for a taxi?" "I beg your pardon, sir?" "How far will you be going, Gandhi?" "Now that this is settled, I'd thought seriously of going back to India." "But a shilling will do splendidly for the moment." "Thank you." "I'm obliged, Mr. Daniels but I can find my own way out." "Guard of honor!" "Guard of honor!" "Attention!" "Present arms!" " My God, he loves it!" " I'm sure he hates it." "Generals' reputations are being made in France today fighting on the Western front." "Not as military governors in India." "What the devil's going on back there?" "Must be that Indian who made all that fuss in Africa." "My cabin boy told me he was on board." "There he is." "God, he's dressed like a coolie!" "I thought he was a lawyer." "Mr. Gandhi, have you refused to wear European clothes?" "No, I haven't refused." "I simply wanted to dress the way my comrades in prison dress." "Will you support the war effort?" "If I wish to enjoy the benefits and protection of the British Empire it would be wrong of me not to help in its defense." "Now that you're back in India what are you going to do?" "I don't know." " I don't know." " One more question." "As an Indian woman, how could you accept the indignity of prison?" "My dignity comes from following my husband." "Thank you very much." "Just a few words, then we'll get you to civilization." "May I?" "I'm glad to be home and I thank you for your greeting." "I'll follow with your wife." "Don't worry." "Everything's arranged." "Who's that young man?" "That's young Nehru." "He's got his father's intellect, his mother's good looks and the devil's own charm." "If they don't ruin him at Cambridge." "Wave, wave!" "He might amount to something." "I must say, when I first saw you as a bumbling lawyer here in Bombay I never thought I'd greet you as a national hero." "I'm hardly that, Mr. Patel." "Yes, you are!" "It's been two hundred years since an Indian cocked a snook at the British Empire and got away with it." "And stop calling me Mr. Patel." "You're not a junior clerk anymore." "The new military governor of the Northwest Province was on that ship." "Too bad you came back third class." "He might have been impressed by a successful barrister who'd outmaneuvered General Smuts." "Yes, I'm sure." "Are you involved too, Mrs. Nehru?" "No." "I leave practical matters to my husband and revolution to my son." "Mr. Gandhi, I'd like you to meet Mr. Jinnah, our joint host member of Congress and leader of the Muslim League..." "How do you do?" "...and Mr. Prakash, who, I fear is awaiting trial for sedition and inducement to murder." "I have not actually pulled the trigger, Mr. Gandhi." "I have simply written if an Englishman kills an Indian for disobeying his law it is an Indian's duty to kill an Englishman for enforcing his law in a land that is not his." "It's a clever argument." "I'm not sure it'll produce the end you desire." "We hope you'll join us in our struggle for home rule, Mr. Gandhi." "Excuse me." "May I, Mohan?" "There's someone I'd like him to meet." "Excuse me." "Sorry to rush you." "He told the press he'd support the British in the war." "That's nonviolence for you." "You know, Mohan now I have a confession to make." "I didn't decide to come to South Africa." "Professor Gokhale sent me." "We are trying to make a nation, Gandhi." "But the British keep trying to break us up into religions, principalities, provinces." "What you were writing in South Africa that's what we need here." "I have so much to learn about India." "And I have to begin my practice again." "One needs money to run a journal." "Nonsense." "Go on, Charlie, This is Indian talk." "We want none of you imperialists here." "All right, I'll go and write my report to the Viceroy." "You go and find a pretty Hindu woman and convert her to Christianity." "That's as much mischief as you're allowed." "Come, let's find a quiet corner." "Now, you forget about your practice." "You have other things to do." "India has many men with too much wealth." "And it's their privilege to nourish the effort of the few who can raise India from servitude and apathy." "I'll see to it." "You begin your journal." "I have little to say." "Come, let's sit down." "India is an alien country to me." "Change that." "Go and find India." "Not what you see here but the real India." "You'll see what needs to be said what we need to hear." "When I saw you in that tunic, I knew." "I knew I could die in peace." "Make India proud of herself." "Charlie, please." "You're both being foolish." "But the air is lovely." "Anyway, there's no room in there." "Please." "Come in." "No violence, please." "Let me hang on with two hands or I will fall." "Englishman-sahib!" "Come, there is room up here!" "Put your foot on the window." "Come!" " What are you doing?" " I'm going nearer to God." "Charlie!" "Be careful!" "Let go!" "Let go!" " Let go!" " Oh, dear!" "Hello." "You see?" "It is most comfortable." "Sahib?" "Are you a Christian?" "Yes, I'm a Christian." "I know a Christian." "She drinks blood." "Blood of Christ, every Sunday." "Charlie!" "It's all right, sahib." "It's very safe." "Bend!" "Pray to God, sahib." "Now is when it is best to be Hindu." "I agree with Jinnah." "Now that the Americans are in, the war will be over soon." "The Germans are worn out as it is." "And our first act should be to convene a congress party convention and demand independence." "And we will speak with one voice." "United." "And we should invite Gandhi." "What the devil's happened to him?" "He's discovering India." "A lot better than making trouble where it matters!" "Invite him, let him say his piece about South Africa then let him slip into oblivion." "Insurgents." "They've derailed a troop train." "Keep clear!" "Come on." "They've killed an English soldier." "We were asked for toleration." "We were asked for patience." "Some of us gave it and some did not." "Their war is over." "And those of us who supported it and those of us who refused must forget our differences." "And there can be no excuses from the British now." "India wants home rule." "India demands home rule!" "Congratulations." "And let no one question that Mr. Jinnah speaks not just for the Muslims but for all India!" "And now I'm going to introduce to you a man whose writings we are all becoming familiar with." "A man who stood in high esteem with our own beloved Gokhale." "A man whose accomplishments in South Africa will always be remembered." "Mr. Mohandas Gandhi!" "Your journal has made great impact." "I'm flattered by Mr. Patel." "I would be even more flattered if what he said were true." "But it is true." "I read it." "Often!" "Since I returned from South Africa I have traveled over much of India." "And I know that I could travel for many more years and still only see a small part of her." "And yet, I already know that what we say here means nothing to the masses of our country." "Here, we make speeches for each other and those English liberal magazines that may grant us a few lines." "But the people of India are untouched." "Their politics are confined to bread and salt." "Illiterate they may be, but they're not blind." "They see no reason to give their loyalty to rich and powerful men who simply want to take over the role of the British in the name of freedom." "This congress tells the world it represents India." "My brothers India is 700,000 villages not a few hundred lawyers in Delhi and Bombay." "Until we stand in the fields with the millions that toil each day under the hot sun we will not represent India." "Nor will we ever be able to challenge the British as one nation." "Have you read his magazine?" "No." "But I think I'm going to." "Pull over." "This can't be the way." "Yes, I'm sure this is the direction India is taking." "To think I almost got excited by Mr. Jinnah when all this was awaiting me." "We're looking for Mr. Gandhi." " You'll find him under that tree." " Thank you." "I'm anxious to meet this new force." "I try to live like an Indian, as you see." "It's stupid, of course." "Because in our country it is the British who decide how an Indian lives what he may buy, what he may sell." "And from their luxury in the midst of our terrible poverty they instruct us on what is justice, what is sedition." "So it's only natural that our best young minds assume an air of Eastern dignity while greedily assimilating every Western weakness as quickly as they can acquire it." "If we have home rule that'll change." "Would you, please?" "Why should the British grant us home rule?" "Here, we must take the peelings to the goats." "We only make wild speeches or perform even wilder acts of terrorism." "We've bred an army of anarchists but not one single group that can really fight the British anywhere." "But I thought you were against fighting." "Now just spread it around." "There you are." "They like the new peelings mixed in with the rotting ones." "Where there's injustice, I always believed in fighting." "The question is, do you fight to change things or to punish?" "I've found we're all such sinners we should leave punishment to God." "And if we really want to change things there are better ways of doing it than derailing trains or slashing someone with a sword." "The fire is ready." "You see even here we live under tyranny." "What did I tell you?" "Look at him!" "I can see the British shaking now." "I'm looking for Mr. Gandhi." "I've been trying to speak to you for a long time." "Our crops." "We cannot sell them." "We have no money." "But the landlords still demand the same rent." "We have nothing left." "Mr. Taylor, sir." "Up here!" "Jesus." "What the hell is going on?" "I don't know, sir." "The agent got a telegram." "And it just said, "He is coming" and gave the time of the train." "Who the hell is "he"?" "I don't know, sir." "Make way!" "Out of the way." "Come on, you!" "Who the devil are you?" "My name is Mohandas K. Gandhi." "Whoever you are, we don't want you here." "I suggest you get back on that train before it leaves." "They seem to want me." "Now, look here." "I'll put you under arrest, if you'd prefer." "On what charge?" "I don't want any trouble." "I'm an Indian traveling in my own country." "I see no reason for trouble." "Well, there had better not be." "Make way for the officer." "For years the landlords have ordered us to grow indigo for dyeing cloth." "Always, they took part of the crop as rent." "But now everyone buys their cloth from England." "So no one wants our indigo." "The landlords say we must pay our rent in cash." "What we could we sold." "The police have taken the rest." "There is no food." "I understand." "The landlords are British?" "What we can do, we will try to do." "Shukla is all Champaran like this?" "Yes, Bapu." "The whole region." "Hundreds." "Thousands." "Some landlords have tried to help." "But what can they do?" "Are you Mr. M. K. Gandhi?" "I'm sorry, you're under arrest." "I'm not sorry at all." "Who did you say would be buying the drinks?" "Oh, no!" "Wouldn't you know, that's the best innings I've had since Oxford." "India's full of grief, old man." "I've got no idea." "All I know is there's a riot or something at Motihari in Champaran." "The whole company's ordered out." "I would like to see the prisoner." "On the left, sir." "Shades of South Africa." "Not quite." "They're only holding me until the magistrate's hearing." "Then it will be prison." "Did they take your clothes?" "These are my clothes now." "You always had a puritanical streak." "If I want to be one with them I have to live like them." "Yes, I think you do." "But thank God we all don't." "My puritanism runs in a different way." "I'm far too modest for such a display." "Couldn't I be let in with the prisoner?" "I am a clergyman." "They're calling you "Bapu."" "I thought it meant "father."" "It does." "We must be getting old, Charlie." "What do you want me to do?" "I think that you can help us most by taking that assignment you've been offered in Fiji." "I have to be sure..." "They have to be sure that what we do can be done by Indians alone." "But you know the strategy." "The world is full of people who will despise what's happening here." "It is their strength that we need." "Before you go you could start us in the right direction." "I must leave from Calcutta and soon." "Say goodbye to Ba for me." "Well, I..." "There are no goodbyes for us." "Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart." "I'm going to clear the courtroom." "I'm not sure we'd be able to." "It is a first hearing." "It's supposed to be public." "And he's a lawyer." "I don't know where they found the nerve." "I don't either, but the troops won't be here till tomorrow." "How did the press get here before the military?" "That English clergyman sent a number of telegrams yesterday." "I understand one of them even went to the Viceroy." "You have been ordered out of the province on the grounds of disturbing the peace." "With respect, I refuse to go." "Do you want to go to jail?" "As you wish." "All right." "I will release you on bail of 100 rupees until I reach a sentence." "I refuse to pay 100 rupees." "Then I will grant release on bail without payment until I reach a decision." "Gandhiji!" "Gandhiji!" "We are from Bihar." "We received a cable from an old friend who was at Cambridge with us." "His name is Nehru." " I believe you know him." " Indeed." "He tells us you need help, and we have come to give it." "I want to document coldly, rationally, what is being done here." "It may take months." "We have no pressing engagements." "You will have to live with the peasants." "There will be risks." "I don't know what this country is coming to." "But good God, man!" "You yourself raised the rent simply to finance a hunting expedition." "And some of these others:" "Beatings, illegal seizures demanding services without pay." "Even refusing them water." "In India!" "Nobody knows what it is to try to get these people to work." "You've made this half-naked whatever-he-is into an international hero." ""One Ione man, marching dusty roads, armed only with honesty and a bamboo staff, doing battle with the British Empire."" "At home, children are writing essays about him." "What do they want?" "Gareth!" "There's a rebate on rents paid." "They're to be free to grow crops of their own choice." "And a commission, part Indian, to hear grievances." "That would satisfy him?" "And His Majesty's government." "It only needs your signature for the landlords." "It'll be worth it to see the back of him." "Thank you, sir." "We're too damned liberal." "Perhaps." "At least this has made the government see some sense about what men like Mr. Gandhi should be allowed and denied." "Where is Mr. Gandhi?" "He said he preferred to walk, sir." "I followed him most of the way." "He's just turned the corner." "He came third class." "God, give me patience." "My house is honored." "The honor is ours." "I'd like you to meet Dr. Kallenbach, an old friend." "His interest is in flowers." "I told him he could wander your garden while we talked." "I'll send for my gardener." "You'll have plenty to discuss." "Thank you." "Gentleman, the hero of Champaran." "Only the stubborn man of Champaran." "Mr. Patel you know." "Maulana Azad, my colleague and a fellow Muslim and just recently released from prison." "Adab." "Mr. Kripalani." "And of course, you know Mr. Nehru." "I'm beginning to know Mr. Nehru." "Please sit down." "Do sit down." "Gentlemen, I've asked you to come here through Mr. Jinnah's kindness because I've had the chance to see the legislation." "And it is exactly as was rumored." "Arrest without warrant, and automatic imprisonment for possession of materials considered seditious." "And your writings are specifically listed." "So much for helping them in the Great War." "There is only one answer:" "Direct action on a scale they can never handle." "I don't think so." "Terrorism would only justify their repression." "And what kind of leaders would it throw up?" "Are they men that we would want at the head of our country?" "I too have read Mr. Gandhi's writings but I'd rather be ruled by an Indian terrorist than an English one." "And I don't intend to submit to that kind of law." "I must say, it seems to me that it's gone beyond remedies like passive resistance." "If I may I, for one, have never advocated passive anything." "I'm with Mr. Jinnah." "We must never submit to such laws ever." "And I think our resistance must be active and provocative." "May I?" "I want to embarrass all those who wish to treat us as slaves." "Thank you." "All of them." " Forgive my stupid illustration." " Allow me." "No, please." "But I want to change their minds not kill them for weaknesses we all possess." "And what resistance would you offer?" "The law is due to take effect from April 6." "I want to call upon the nation to make that a day of prayer and fasting." "A general strike?" "I mean a day of prayer and fasting." "Of course, no work could be done." "No buses." "No trains." "No factories." "No administration." "The country would stop." "My God, it would terrify them!" "350 million people at prayer?" "Even the English newspapers would have to report that and explain why." " But could we get people to do it?" " Why not?" "Champaran stirred the whole country." "Thank you." "They're calling you "Mahatma."" ""Great Soul."" "Fortunately, such news comes very slowly to where I live." "I think if we all worked to publicize it all of Congress every avenue we know..." "I could get articles printed in most of the papers in Delhi and Bombay." "Only civilians will visit." "Don't you think so, Your Highness?" "Of course, the army will always be loyal." "I'll have you know, we've got 500 troops." "Damn hungry by morning." "I'll tell you that." "Excuse me, Your Excellency." "Mr. Kinnoch." "Sir, I'm afraid it's confirmed." "Nothing's working, sir." "The buses, the train, the markets." "There's not even any ordinary civilian staff here, sir." "Is it simply Delhi and Bombay?" "Karachi, Calcutta, Madras, Bangalore." "It's total." "The army had to take over the telegraph or we'd be cut off from the world." "I can't believe it." "He's going to sell his own paper tomorrow in Bombay, sir." "They've called for a parade on Victoria Road." "Arrest him." "He's to go to the visitors' room." "Bapu." "You too?" "It seems less formal than Mahatma." "Since your arrest, the riots have hardly stopped." "Not big, but they keep breaking out." "I run to stop them." "And Patel and Kripalani, they're never at rest." "But some English civilians have been killed." "And the army is attacking crowds with clubs." "Sometimes worse." "Maybe I'm wrong." "Maybe we're not ready yet." "In South Africa, our numbers were small." "The government's afraid." "They don't know what to do." "They're more afraid of terrorism than of you." "The Viceroy has agreed to your release, if you will speak for nonviolence." "I've never spoken for anything else." "England is so powerful." "Its army and its navy all its modern weapons..." "But when a great power like that strikes defenseless people it shows its brutality its own weakness." "Especially when those people do not strike back." "Fighting back will not work." "And that is why the Mahatma begs us to take the course of nonviolence." "Back away!" "But if we riot if we fight back we become the vandals and they become the law." "If we bear their blows, they are the vandals." "God and His law are on our..." "Front rank, kneel in position!" "We must have the courage to take their anger." "Should we issue a warning, sir?" "They've had their warning:" "No meetings." "Fire!" "Take your time!" "Corporal!" "To your left." "General Dyer is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?" "That is so." "1,516 casualties with 1,650 bullets." "My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India." "General had you been able to take in the armored car would you have opened fire with the machine gun?" "I think, probably, yes." "General, did you realize there were children and women in the crowd?" "I did." "But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?" "That is correct." "Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?" "I was ready to help any who applied." "General, how does a child shot with a.303 Lee-Enfield apply for help?" "Forgive me, gentlemen, but you must understand that His Majesty's government and the British people repudiate both the massacre and the philosophy that prompted it." "Now what I would like to do is to come to some compromise over the new..." "If you will excuse me, Your Excellency it is our view that matters have gone beyond legislation." "We think it is time you recognized that you are masters in someone else's home." "Despite the best intentions of the best of you you must, in the nature of things, humiliate us to control us." "General Dyer is but an extreme example of the principle." "It is time you left." "With respect, Mr. Gandhi without British administration this country would be reduced to chaos." "Mr. Kinnoch I beg you to accept that there is no people who would not prefer their own bad government to the good government of an alien power." "My dear sir, India is British." "We're hardly an alien power." "Even if His Majesty could waive all other considerations he has a duty to the millions of his Muslim subjects who are a minority in this realm." "And experience suggests that his troops and his administration are essential in order to secure the peace." "All nations contain religious minorities." "Like other countries, ours will have its problems." "But they will be ours not yours." "How do you propose to make them yours?" "You don't think we're just going to walk out of India?" "Yes." "In the end you will walk out because 100,000 Englishmen simply cannot control 350 million Indians, if those Indians refuse to cooperate." "And that is what we intend to achieve." "Peaceful, nonviolent noncooperation till you yourself see the wisdom of leaving Your Excellency." "I said to him, "You don't expect us just to walk out?"" "And he said, "Yes."" "What an extraordinary little man, isn't he?" ""Nonviolence, noncooperation."" "For a moment, I was afraid they were actually going to do something." "Yes, but I think it would be wise to be very cautious for a time." "The Antiterrorist Act will remain on the statutes." "But on no account is Gandhi to be arrested." "Whatever mischief he causes I have no intention of making a martyr of him." "But now something worse is happening." "When Gandhiji and I were growing up women wove their own cloth." "But now there are millions who have no work because those who can buy all they need from England." "I say with Gandhiji:" "There is no beauty in the finest cloth if it makes hunger and unhappiness." "My message to you is the message I have given to your brothers everywhere." "To gain independence we must prove worthy of it." "There must be Hindu-Muslim unity always." "Second no Indian must be treated as the English treat us." "We must remove untouchability from our hearts and from our lives." "Third we must defy the British." "Not with violence that will inflame their will but with a firmness that will open their eyes." "English factories make the cloth that makes our poverty." "All those who wish to make the English see bring me the cloth from Manchester and Leeds that you wear today and we will light a fire that will be seen in Delhi and in London." "And if like me you are left with only one piece of homespun wear it with dignity." "Thank you very much." "No, thank you, I can manage." "Don't destroy my good intentions." "I'm already feeling guilty about traveling second class." "You've earned a few indulgences." "Perhaps, but Maulana's made of sterner stuff." "Our trains met in Bombay." "And there he is, back there in that lot." "The model disciple." "There's another passenger." "A Miss Slade from London." "She's been writing to Gandhiji for years." "She's the daughter of an English admiral." "What do you think the daughter of an English admiral proposes to do in our ashram?" "Sink us?" "From the looks of the luggage, yes." "She wants to make her home with us." "And Gandhiji has agreed." "Miss Slade!" "You'd be Mr. Kallenbach." "And you would be Miss Slade?" "I prefer the name Gandhiji has given me:" "Mirabehn." "Don't pull it so fast." "You'll break it again." "Leave it." "God gave you ten thumbs." "Eleven." "Sardar!" "Mirabehn!" "Come, come." "You will be my daughter." "But then some rioting broke out between Hindus and Muslims." "Violent, terrible." "Whether it was provoked I don't know." "But it gave them an excuse to impose martial law throughout Bengal." "Some of the things the military have done..." "Is the campaign weakening?" "The marches and protests are bigger, if anything." "But with the censorship here they know more in England than we do." "It saps the courage to think you may be suffering alone." "They are not alone." "And martial law only shows how desperate the British are." "Is that homespun?" "I sent for it from here." "I dyed it myself." "What do the workers in England make of what we're doing?" "It must have produced hardship." "It has but you'd be surprised." "They really do understand." "Good." "Ba will have to teach you to spin too." " I'd rather march." " First, spin!" "Let the others march for a time." "I'll teach you all our foolishness." "And you must teach me yours." "We burn British cloth!" "We burn British cloth!" "Long live Gandhiji!" "Long live Gandhiji!" "British rule must go!" "British rule must go!" "I'll stuff it down your damn throat!" "Help us!" "Leave us alone!" "We're not harming you." "Go on your way!" "Come back!" "Help us!" "That's one bit of news they haven't censored." "Now it's all over the world." "India's nonviolence." "What can we do?" "We must end the campaign." "After what they did at the massacre?" "It's only an eye for an eye." "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." "Do you know the sacrifices people have made?" "We would never get the same commitment again, ever." "The whole of India is on the move!" "Yes, but in what direction?" "If we obtain our freedom by murder and bloodshed, I want no part of it." "You are the father of the nation." "Today, I see no ground in that for anything but shame." "It was one incident." "Tell that to the families of the policemen who died." "The whole nation is marching." "They wouldn't stop even if we asked them to." "I will ask." "And I will fast as a penance for my part in arousing such emotions." "And I will not stop until they stop." "But..." "God!" "You can be sure the British won't censor that." "They'll put it on every street corner." "People are aroused." "They won't stop!" "If I die, perhaps they will stop." "I must get ready for morning prayers." "Mirabehn is here." "I've brought your drinking water." "There's a little lemon juice in it." "That's all." "Herman has gone to meet Pandit Nehru." "There was a telegram." "Almost everywhere, it has stopped." "When it is everywhere then my prayers will be answered." "Do you find me stubborn?" "I don't know." "I know that you are right." "I don't know that this is right." "May I turn you?" "When I despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won." "There have been tyrants and murderers and, for a time, they can seem invincible." "But in the end, they always fall." "Think of it." "Always." "Whenever you are in doubt that that is God's way the way the world is meant to be think of that and then try to do it His way." "And now, could I have another feast of lemon juice?" "Panditji!" "Jinnah Patel all of congress has called for the end of noncooperation." "There's not been one demonstration." "All over India, people are praying that you will end the fast." "They're walking in the streets offering garlands to the police and British soldiers." "Perhaps I have overdone it." "Good morning, Bapu." "Don't let him go." "If he bumps me, I'm done for." "Don't worry, I won't let him go." "I'm sorry, Mr. Gandhi, sir but you're under arrest." "On what charge?" "Sedition." "You can't be serious." "This man has just stopped a revolution." "That's as may be." "I only know what I am charged to perform." "I don't believe it!" "The British can't be that stupid." "Help me, please." "Mira, you must look after Ba." "If there is one protest, one riot, a disgrace of any kind I will fast again." "Herman." "I have been on many trips." "Monda." "This is just another trip." "I am at your command." "I know we are not ready for my kind of independence." "If I'm sent to jail, perhaps that is the best protest our country can make at this time." "And, if it helps India, I've never refused His Majesty's hospitality." "Call the prisoner to the bar." ""Noncooperation has one aim:" "The overthrow of the government." "Sedition must become our creed." "We must give no quarter nor can we expect any."" " Do you deny writing it?" " Not at all." "And I will save the court's time my lord, by stating under oath that, to this day I believe noncooperation with evil is a duty and that British rule of India is evil." "The prosecution rests, my lord." "I presume you are conducting your own defense." "I have no defense, my lord." "I am guilty as charged." "And if you truly believe in your system of law you must inflict on me the severest penalty possible." "It is impossible for me to ignore that you are in a different category from any person I have ever tried or am likely to try." "Nevertheless, it is my duty to sentence you to six years' imprisonment." "If, however, His Majesty's government should, at some later date see fit to reduce the term no one will be better pleased than I." "Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what they hoped:" "Put him in prison a few years." "With luck, he'd be forgotten." "Maybe they could even subdue him." "Well, he certainly wasn't forgotten." "And as soon as he got out, he was back tramping the countryside preaching nonviolence and demanding a free India." "Everyone knows another showdown's coming." "How does an American journalist in Central America learn that Gandhi was born in Porbandar anyway?" "I've been aware of him for a long time." "He certainly makes good copy." "The other day, Winston Churchill called him a half-naked Indian fakir." "I met him once." "What, you mean Gandhi?" "South Africa, a long time ago." "I wonder if he'll recognize me." "What was he like?" "He had a full head of hair then." "We were a bit like college students, trying to figure everything out." "Well, he must have found some of the answers." "In every worthy wish of yours, I shall be your helpmate." "Helpmate." "Take the fourth step, that we may be ever full of joy." "I will ever live devoted to you speaking words of love and praying for your happiness." "Take the fifth step the walking around a fire that we may serve the people." "I will follow close behind you and help to serve the people." "Take the sixth step that we may follow our vows in life." "I will follow you in all our vows and duties." "Take the seventh step that we may ever live as friends." "You are my best friend my highest guru and my sovereign lord." "And then I put a sweetened wheat cake in her mouth." "And I put a sweetened wheat cake in his mouth." "And with that, we were pronounced man and wife." "We were both 13." "It's beautiful." "Even as a boy, I thought so." "Thank you." "Trying to keep up with you is like chasing a jackrabbit." "You've come because you think something is going to happen." "Is it?" "Perhaps." "I've come here to think about it." "Do you remember much of South Africa?" "A great deal." "I've traveled so far and thought so much." "As you can see my city is a sea city." "Always full of Hindus Muslims Sikhs, Jews, Persians." "My family's sect was the Pranami." "Hindu, of course." "But in our temple, the priest used to read from the Muslim Koran and the Hindu Gita, moving from one to the other as if it mattered not which book was read as long as God was worshiped." "When I was a boy I used to sing a song in the temple." "A true disciple Knows another's woes" "As his own" "He bows to all and despises none." "Like all other boys I sang the words not thinking what they meant or how they might influence me." "I've traveled so far." "And all I've done is come back home." "Wait a minute." "You know what you're going to do, don't you?" "It would have been uncivil of me to let you make such a long trip for nothing." " Where are you going?" " Come." " Where are we going?" " Back to the ashram." "Then I'm going to prove to the new Viceroy that the King's writ no longer runs in India." "Salt?" "Yes, sir." "He's going to march to the sea and make salt." "There's a royal monopoly on the manufacture of salt." "It's illegal to make it or sell it without a government license." "All right, he's breaking the law." "What will that deprive us of?" "Two rupees of salt tax?" "It's not a serious attack on the revenue." "Its primary importance is symbolic." "Don't patronize me, Charles." "In this climate, nothing lives without water or salt." "Our absolute control of it is a control on the pulse of India." "And that's the basis of this declaration of independence?" "The day he sets off everyone is supposed to raise the flag of "Free India."" "Then he walks 240 miles to the sea and makes salt." "I say, ignore it." "Let them raise their damned flags." "Let him make his salt." "It's only symbolic if we choose to make it so." "He'll arrive at the sea on the anniversary of the Massacre of Amritsar." "General Edgar is right." "Ignore it." "Mr. Gandhi will find it takes a great deal more than a pinch of salt to bring down the British Empire." "You've done me a great service." "Not at all, sir." "It would be uncivil for us to let you make such a long trip for nothing." "We'll go." "Long live Gandhiji!" "Long live Gandhiji!" "Is it over if they arrest you now?" "Not if they arrest me or 1,000 or 10,000." "It's not only generals who know how to plan campaigns." "What if they don't arrest you?" "What if they don't react at all?" "Something for your notebook:" "The function of a civil resister is to provoke response." "And we will continue to provoke until they respond or they change the law." "They are not in control." "We are." "That is the strength of civil resistance." "Vince!" " What did he say?" " He said he's in control." "Do you intend to walk all the way?" "It's the only way I can get the story." "Besides, my name is Walker." ""My name is Walker."" "My dear Mrs. Naidu!" "Man needs salt as he needs air and water." "This salt comes from the Indian Ocean." "Let every Indian claim it as his right." "And so once more, the man of nonviolence has challenged the might of the British Empire." "They're making it everywhere, sir." "Mobs of them publicly." "The congress leaders are selling it on the streets of Delhi." "We're being made fools of, sir around the world." "Isn't there any instruction from London?" "We're required to stop it." "And stop it we will!" "I don't care if we fill the jails." "Stop it!" "Arrest anyone, any rank except Gandhi." "We'll cut the strength from under him." "And then we'll deal with the Mahatma." "Jump to it!" "Clear this beach!" "Don't hit back!" "No violence!" "There must be 100,000 under arrest." " And it still goes on." " Who's leading them?" "I don't know." "Nehru, Patel almost every congress official is in jail and their wives and their children." "We've even arrested Nehru's mother." "Has there been any violence?" "In Peshawar, the deputy police commissioner lost his head and opened fire with a machine gun." "But he's facing a disciplinary court." "You can't expect things like that not to happen." "The question was intended to discover whether there was any violence on their side." "No, sir." "I'm afraid not." "Perhaps if we arrested Gandhi, it might..." "He's addressed this letter directly to you, has he?" "Yes, sir, he has." "The usual thing:" ""India's salt belongs to India."" "Then he says flatly that he will lead a raid tomorrow on the Dharasana salt works." "Thank him for his letter and put him in jail." "Yes, sir." "It'll be my pleasure." "And Fields?" "Keep that salt works open." "Yes, sir." "I'm sorry, sir." "I'm sorry, sir." "My orders are to allow regular staff only through these gates." "Very well." "We will receive them in his name." "And for his sake, we will not raise a hand." "Long live Mahatma Gandhi!" "Long live Gandhiji!" "We are ready!" "I want firmness and discipline." "Take your positions." "To your mark." "Forward!" "Last night at midnight they took Gandhiji from us." "They expect us to lose heart or to fight back." "We will do neither!" "On your guard!" "No, sir." "The gate is closed!" ""They walked both Hindu and Muslim alike with heads held high without any hope of escape from injury or death." "It went on and on into the night."" "Stop." ""Women carried the wounded and broken bodies from the road until they dropped from exhaustion."" "Stop." ""But still, it went on and on." "Whatever moral ascendancy the West held was lost here today." "India is free for she has taken all that steel and cruelty can give and she has neither cringed nor retreated."" "I am aware that I must have given you much cause for irritation Your Excellency." "I hope it will not stand between us as men." "I am instructed to request your attendance at an all-government conference in London to discuss the possible independence of India." "Only recently released from prison Mahatma Gandhi leaves Bombay on the S.S. Rajputana to attend the conference on Indian independence called by Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald." "Mr. Gandhi, the sole Indian Congress Party delegate is staying at Kingsley Hall in the East End of London for the duration of the talks." "And he's seen here amongst local cockneys who have taken him to their hearts." "Besides attending the conference he has found time to meet political and religious leaders like Mr. Lloyd George and the Archbishop of Canterbury, Mr. George Bernard Shaw and Mr. Charlie Chaplin." "He journeyed last week from Kingsley Hall to accept an invitation to tea from King George and Queen Mary at Buckingham Palace before attending the conference." "And I would emphasize that I think our first duty is to recognize that there is not one India but several." "A Hindu India a Muslim India and an India of princely states." "And all these must be respected and cared for." "Not just one." "Mr. Gandhi, who has been attending the London Round Table Conference on Indian Independence journeyed north to visit a cotton mill." "Although not dressed for the Lancashire climate Mr. Gandhi received a warm welcome from mill workers before heading back south for a final meeting with Mr. MacDonald." "The prime minister said the talks were both constructive and frank." "So farewell, Mr. Gandhi." "And bon voyage!" "So the truth is, after all your travels after all your efforts they've stopped the campaign and sent you back empty-handed." "They're only clinging to old dreams and trying to split us in the old way." "But the will has gone." "Independence will fall like a ripe apple." "The only question is when and how." "Well, I say, when is now!" "And we will determine how." "Precisely." "Bapu, she is limping again." "It's only a sprain." "Take her to the river." "We'll make a mud pack for her." "Go." "I won't be a moment." "They are preparing for war." "I will not support it." "But I do not intend to take advantage of their danger." "That's when you take advantage." "That is just another way of hitting back." "We've come a long way together with the British." "When they leave, we want to see them off as friends." "Now, if you'll excuse me, there is something I must attend to." "Mud packs." "I have been instructed to inquire as to the subject of your speech tonight." "The value of goat's milk in daily diet." "But you can be sure that I will also speak against war." "Sorry, that can't be permitted." "Corporal!" "It's all right, Mrs. Gandhi." "I have orders to return with you and your companion to the ashram." "If you take my husband, I intend to speak in his place." "Hold it a second, will you?" "It was the Aga Khan's palace before they turned it into a prison." "They're holding Gandhi and a number of the congress politicians there." "Pandit Nehru and the others are up at Ahmednagar Fort." "Not bad for a prison, eh?" "I guess no place is good if you're locked in." "Your timing's pretty lucky." "They had him cut off from the press." "But his personal secretary died, so they let up on restrictions." "Yes, I have heard of Life magazine." "I've even heard of Margaret Bourke-White." "But I don't know why either should be interested in an old man sitting alone in prison while the rest of the world is blowing itself to pieces." "You're the only man I know who makes his own clothes." "But for me, that's not much of an accomplishment." "Prison is rather agreeable to me." "And there is no doubt that after the war independence will come." "My only worry is what shape it will take." " Jinnah has..." " Stop!" "I'm sorry, but..." "Could you come forward, please?" " Come, come." " Just up to the railing." "Thank you very much." "Now, sorry." "Go on, just as you were." ""What shape it will take..."" "Jinnah has what?" "Jinnah has cooperated with the British." "It has given him power and the freedom to speak." "And he's filled the Muslims with fears of what will happen to them in a country that is predominantly Hindu." "And that I find hard to bear even in prison." "It's very hard for me to see this as a solution to the 20th century's problems." "I have friends who keep telling me how much it costs them to keep me in poverty." "But I know happiness does not come with things even 20th century things." "It can come from work and pride in what you do." "India lives in her villages and the terrible poverty there can only be removed if their local skills can be revived." "Poverty is the worst form of violence." "And a constructive program is the only nonviolent solution to India's agony." "It will not necessarily be progress for India if she simply imports the unhappiness of the West." "But do you really believe you could use nonviolence against someone like Hitler?" "Not without defeats and great pain." "But are there no defeats in this war?" "No pain?" "What you cannot do is accept injustice from Hitler or anyone." "You must make the injustice visible." "Be prepared to die like a soldier to do so." "Is this what I'm meant to end up with here?" "No, that's what you get for distracting me." "What do you expect when you talk like that?" "I expect you to show as much patience as I am now." "Turn slowly and pull it gently." "And that includes the life of women." "Bapu has always said there were two kinds of slavery in India:" "One for women, one for the untouchables." "And he has always fought against both." "Does it rankle, being separated in this way?" "In Hindu philosophy the way to God is to free yourself of possessions and the passions." "Bapu has always struggled to find the way to God." "Do you mean that he gave up married life?" "Four times he tried and failed." "But then he took a solemn vow." "And he's never broken it?" "Not yet." "I've got permission to move her." "I'm very sorry, sir." "She's had a massive thrombosis." "It's a serious heart attack." "She'll never survive the trip." "I think it's better if we just keep her here and hope." "It's time for my walk." "I won't be long." "Guard present arm!" "We have come to crown victory with friendship to assist at the birth of an independent India and to welcome her as an equal member in the British Commonwealth of Nations." "I am here to see that I am the last British Viceroy ever to have the honor of such a reception." "I am not concerned about the independence of India." "I'm concerned about the slavery of the Muslims." "Please, Mr. Jinnah." "I won't stand by to see the mastery of the British replaced by the mastery of the Hindus." "Muslim and Hindu are the right and left eye of India." "No one will be master, no one slave." "The world is not made of Mahatma Ghandis." "I'm talking about the real world." " How the..." " The real India has Muslims and Hindus in every village and every city." "How do you propose to separate them?" "Where there is a Muslim majority that will be Pakistan." "The rest is your India." "My dear Jinnah the Muslims are in a majority on two different sides of the country." "Let us worry about Pakistan." "You worry about India." "Gentlemen I think perhaps we should recommence." "Death to Jinnah!" "Death to Jinnah!" "Thank God, they've stopped." "Manu, Aba." "I'm your granduncle but I can still walk either of you into the ground." "And I don't need to be pampered in this way." "Finish your quota of spinning." "Bapu, please don't do it." "What do you want me not to do?" "Not to meet with Mr. Jinnah?" "I am a Muslim and a Hindu and a Christian and a Jew." "And so are all of you." "When you wave those flags and shout you send fear into the hearts of your brothers." "That is not the India I want." "Stop it!" "For God's sake, stop it." "If you've finished your prayers perhaps we could begin our business." "My dear Jinnah you and I are brothers born of the same mother India." "If you have fears I want to put them at rest." "Begging the understanding of my friends I am asking Panditji to stand down." "I want you to be the first prime minister of India to name your entire cabinet to make the head of every government department a Muslim." "For me and the rest if that is what you want we will accept it." "But out there already there is rioting because Hindus fear you are going to give too much away." "If you did this no one would control it." "No one." "It is your choice." "Do you want an independent India and an independent Pakistan or do you want civil war?" "Jinnah!" "Jinnah!" "What you did in Noakhali, Bapu, was a miracle." "Miracle." "But millions are on the move and no one can count the dead." "In Calcutta, it's like civil war." "The Muslims rose and there was a bloodbath." "Now the Hindus are taking revenge." "If we can't stop it there'll be no hope for the Hindus left in Pakistan." "An eye for an eye, making the whole world blind." "Aren't there any troops to spare?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "The divisions in Bombay and Delhi can hardly keep the peace now." "And each fresh bit of news creates another wave of madness." "We could cut all news off." "Bapu, please, where are you going?" "I don't want to hear more." "We need your help." "There is nothing I can give." "Where are you going?" "Calcutta." "If I had shunned death or feared it, I would not be here now nor would you be concerned for me." "But, sir, please." "I don't have the men to protect you not in a Muslim house, not this quarter." "I'm staying with the friend of a friend and..." "Death to Muslims!" "Death to Muslims!" "Why are you staying at the home of a Muslim?" "They are murderers!" "They killed my family!" "Get out of Calcutta, Gandhi!" "Death to Muslims!" "Death to Muslims!" "Prime Minister." "Why must I read news like this in the paper?" "Inform Sardar Patel." "Arrange a plane." "We will go Friday." "Four days, sir?" "Sardar, you have gained weight." "You must join me in the fast." "If I fast, I die." "If you fast, people go to all sorts of trouble to keep you alive." "Bapu, forgive me, I've cheated." "I could have come earlier but your fast has helped." "These last days, people's minds have begun to turn to this bed and away from the atrocities." "But now it is enough." "All that has happened is that I've grown a little thinner." "Tomorrow, 5,000 Muslim students of all ages are marching here, in Calcutta, for peace." "And 5,000 Hindu students are marching with them." "I'm glad." "But it will not be enough." "You are not so young anymore." "Don't worry for me." "I cannot watch the destruction of all that I've lived for." "Death to Gandhi!" "Who dares say such things?" "Who?" "You kill me first!" "Come!" "Where are you?" "Kill me first!" "Where are you?" "His pulse is very irregular." "The kidneys aren't functioning." "I have brought Mr. Suhrawardy." "It was he who called on the Muslims to rise." "He is now telling them to go back to their homes to lay down their arms." "Think what you can do by living that you cannot do by dying." "What do you want?" "That the fighting will stop." "That you make me believe that it will never start again." "Sometimes it is when you are quite without hope and in utter darkness that God comes to the rescue." "Gandhiji is dying because of our madness." "Put away your revenge." "What good will come of more killing?" "Have the courage to do what you know is right." "For God's sake let us embrace like brothers." "It's our promise." "We stop." "Hindu swords." "It's a promise." "Go." "God be with you." "Here, eat!" "Eat!" "I'm going to hell but not with your death on my soul." "Only God decides who goes to hell." "I killed a child." "I smashed his head against a wall." "Why?" "They killed my son." "My boy." "The Muslims killed my son!" "I know a way out of hell." "Find a child." "A child whose mother and father have been killed." "A little boy about this high and raise him as your own." "Only be sure that he is a Muslim and that you raise him as one." "Go." "Go." "God bless you." "Bapu?" "There's been no fighting anywhere." "It's stopped." "The madness has stopped." "It's foolish if it's just to save the life of an old man." "In every temple and mosque they have pledged to die before they lift a hand against each other." "It is true, Bapu." "Everywhere." "Maulana, my friend could I have some orange juice?" "Then you and I will take a piece of bread together." "He will be saying prayers in the garden." "That is how you eat muli." "I'm not sure that I want to be remembered that way." "Don't worry." "With luck, you may not be." "No, he will be remembered for tempting fate." "Mickey Mouse!" "So you really are going to Pakistan then?" "You are a stubborn man." "I'm simply going to prove to Hindus here and Muslims there that the only devils in the world are those running around in our own hearts." "And that is where all our battles ought to be fought." "So what kind of warrior have you been in that warfare?" "Not a very good one." "That's why I have so much tolerance for the other scoundrels of the world." "Sardar?" "Ask Panditji to consider what we've discussed." " Enough!" " One more." "You're a temptress." "Just an admirer." "Nothing's more dangerous especially for an old man." "There's a sadness about him." "He thinks he's failed." "Why?" "If anything's proven him right, it's these last months." "I may be blinded by my love for him but I believe when we most needed it he offered the world a way out of madness." "But he doesn't see it." "Neither does the world." "Brother, Bapu is already late for prayers." "Oh, God!" "When I despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won." "There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time, they can seem invincible but in the end, they always fall." "Think of it." "Always."
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"[Man On Speaker] Lot number 149... 2004 Cadillac Escalade EXT, black leather interior." "Bidding starts at $22,000." " Twenty-two." " Twenty-two." "Do I have 23?" "Twenty-three?" "Anybody say 24?" " Twenty-four." " Twenty-five. /'ve got 25." "Can / get 26?" "Twenty-six." "How about 27?" "Twenty-seven." "Twenty-seven." "How about 28?" "Twenty-eight?" "Twenty-eight?" "Twenty-nine?" "Twenty-nine?" "[Auctioneer Continues]" "[Mackey] Sucks / didn't bring my checkbook." "Laverneous'd pop a vessel, he knew all these whiteys were scoping' out his ride." "[Monica] / put ads in El Clasificado and the Sentinel... but apparently only the Times crowd was interested." "[Auctioneer] Who wants to go 31?" "Thirty-one?" "Going." "Going." "Sold, $31,000." "Okay, now we have lot number 611." "I did a little show-and-tell for the city attorney last night." " She sign off on the injunctions?" " [Auctioneer Continues]" "One-niners are Antwon Mitchell's foot soldiers." "These injunctions are gonna keep them off the street pushing' dope." " He's gonna feel the pressure." " Yeah, he's already feeling it." "This is gonna..." "jack up the pain." "[Auctioneer] Sold, $ 17,000." "Okay, next item." "Lot number 684." "Yamaha motorcycle, minimal damage." "Let's make this quick." "We gotta clock in to the boss." "You forget I'm your boss?" " What do you need?" " This address." "Chink herone dealer." "Hear a shipment came in last night." "And you don't like competitors." "You know, Bill Gates has his hit." "I got mine." "[Army] Yeah, and bustin'dealers is ours, so sure." "All right, we'll pay a visit... do our part to keep the, uh, black tar monopoly safe." "Plus, I'm gonna need half his inventory." "We're good on demand, but we're light on supply 'cause of your intel failure last week." "We give you information." "We don't move product, get hung up in your shit." "Hey." "I'll beep you when we got the stuff." "Bitch with a badge doin' my bidding." "It's a wonderful day." "[Laughs]" "As you all know, we had our first auction this morning." "Try to keep your jaws off the floor." "We raised over $900,000." "[Cheering]" "Guess taking houses is profitable." "That's money out of the bad guys'hands and back into the community." "Yeah, and a third comes to us." "That's not the only good news." "Officers Sofer and Lowe have done a fantastic job documenting the One-niners." "And thanks to their hard work, we got injunctions." "After we serve these, if you see two or more One-niners together in Farmington... that's called "congregating in groups," and that's jail time." "The One-niners arejust the beginning... so let's get these served by the end of the day." "Match the glamour shots to the injunctions." "If you have any questions, get in touch with Danny orJulien." " Can't find them, come to me." " [Monica] Thanks, everyone." " [Mackey] Any word on the girl?" " I talked to Angie's friends, kids at school." " [Mackey] Any word on the girl?" " I talked to Angie's friends, kids at school." "No one's seen her, man." "She dropped off the map." "Her mom goes in the ground tomorrow." "This girl checks in with me once a week." "Now nothing." " Talking about Angie?" " Yeah." "You speak to the family in Georgia?" " [Man] Let's go." " [Chattering]" "She, um-She hasn't been back to her apartment." "Didn't pack any bags." "What if Antwon Mitchell found out Angie gave up the cul-de-sac bust?" "That would have to come from here." "You ran that." "Is there any chance that word got out?" "None." "Well, I'm glad to hear I.A.D. cleared you on the shooting." "Yeah, thanks for the word you put in." "Your C.O.'s anxious to get you back." "I took personal time the rest of the week to look for Angie." " Let me know what you find." " All right." " [Man] Sorry about that." " Come here." "What the hell was that?" "Shane is slipping inside info to Antwon." "Angie goes missing the night we take his distribution center." "She fingered, and I'm supposed to pretend those two things aren't related?" " Shane wouldn't give up a girl." " He was down for planting evidence, burning a body." " We were all part of that." " He'd have been down for a lot more... if we hadn't been there to rein in his shit." "On his own, we got no idea what he would do." "We're keeping Shane out of trouble." "You makin' noises to my boss doesn't help." "He didn't do this." "I'll look around to make sure of it." "You keep looking for Angie." "[Rock]" "[Men, Women Chattering]" "[Ends]" "[Chattering, Shouting]" "[Siren Chirps]" "Oh, you knuckleheads make it way too easy!" "[Ronnie] Game's over." "Against the fence." "Get against the fence right now!" "Move!" "Move your ass!" " You!" " Face me!" " We were just ballin'." " Yeah?" "Well, from now on, T-Gun, a cop sees you so much as playing' with your own dicks... in the same room, you're going to County." "Oh, this one's for you, Notch." "It's called an injunction." "You're all documented members of a known criminal organization." "Judge thinks you're domestic terrorists, ladies." " I ain't no sheet-head." " You're just a shithead." "Injunctions are zero tolerance." "That means no associating with known bangers" "No bangin'with your homies." "No riding together in cars." "Hold on, hold on, hold on." "You tryin' to say it's illegal for me to hang out with my own brother?" " He your real brother?" " Yeah, like we came out of the same vagina." "Well, the court says you're One-niners first." " mean, what y'all think?" "We bangin'24-7?" "It's not up to me." "All right, see who we got." "I'll tell the bartender his One-niner clientele is banned." "All right, police!" "You know the dance!" "You know the dance!" " Buy me a damn drink!" " Let's go." " You gonna buy me a Hennessy, bitch!" " Break up!" " Break it up!" " Look, I'm D.E.A." " What?" " I'm undercover." "You bust this place, you're gonna screw it all up." " Get off me, pig!" " Hold it right there!" " Don't shoot. / got him." " Get me a Henny and Coke!" " Hold it right there!" " I got him." "It's okay." "This is the guy that Billings was looking for on that 211." "All right, come on, asshole." " [Whimpering]" " Come on." "Hospital says that alkie you knocked around barely has a bruise." "Drunks are like Superballs." "Bounce 'em off the floors, they never get a scratch." "'ll have to remember that one." "Credentials cleared." "Agent Hendricks say what he was doing at Lucky's?" "[Hendricks] Couldn't tell you if / wanted to." "How long you been on the One-niners?" "A while." "Obviously we're tilling the same ground." "One-niner heroin trade." "Probably Antwon Mitchell too." "I'm just a guy on the street." "Say / talk to the guy in the corner office?" "You'd have to be pretty convincing." "Well, give me a name." "I'll work on my sales pitch." "Federal investigations take precedence." "We say keep away from that bar, you better do it." "We can help you." "You don't even have working lights." "I'm bringing the place into the 21 st century- rewiring, high-speed Internet." "Meanwhile, here's the low-tech version." "You guys're into the One-niners." "We know everything about 'em- ink, homies, drug dens." "And the bangers know that we're plugged into them." "We do the bust for you, get the heroin off the street." "You get closer to Antwon Mitchell... and your agent's cover isn't compromised." "You're making a lot of assumptions." "The D.E.A.'s set up on a One-niner bar." "One-niners are front and center in the tar trade." "I'm a local, not a moron." "Antwon never sees the light of day again." "I host the party." "One-niners have been trading stolen cars for tar heroin." "Pipeline runs between L.A. and El Salvador." "[Mackey] Tar comes from Mexico." "[Agent] /t's grown there." "mported through El Salvador." "Salvadoran named Spider's the go-between with the bangers." "Has a garage of stolen Camrys on Broadway." "How did the El Salvadorans get hooked up with the One-niners?" "Antwon." "Back in Lompoc, he took advantage of some bad blood." "He made an alliance with the Salvadorans against the Mexicans." "They're still tight." "You know where he unloads the tar?" "Four months, no clue." "Slips us every time we get close." "So we use my people to bust the garage... convince Spider to share where he takes the drugs... work up the chain from there." "I'll have some unis round up Spider's family for leverage." "It's a good bet most of them are illegals." "So we're clear, this is my op." "You screw it up" "Wouldn't do that to you." "Antwon was some Iraqi National Guard general... we'd wait till he was all tucked in bed, having a real nice dream... and then cluster-bomb his ass." "Worst thing we could do is take a straight shot." "Not till we know where he's keeping that girl's body." "No, we gotta be patient." "Captain's got something cookin' with the D.E.A. Wants us all on it." "Fed bullshit?" "No, I think we'll pass." "Captain's orders." "You wanna skate, you gotta talk to her yourself." "Hey, Vic, your nanny is here." "Cass?" "Everything okay?" "You still feeling sick, kid?" "Ay, Mr. Vic." "I'm very sorry." "My girl, she's having a baby." " I thought that was next month." " Baby come early." " Problems, I think." "Do you understand, right?" " Sí." "Sí." " ¿Sí?" "Thank you." " It's okay." "Come on, honey." " [Door Buzzes]" " Go ahead." " Sorry, Dad." " /t's okay, sweetie." "t's not your fault." " Who's this?" " Cassidy." "She's feeling a little under the weather." "This is my boss, Captain Rawling." " Nice to meet you." " You too." "Why don't you take her home?" " I'll have Shane take the lead on Spider." " Oh, no, no, no." "Uh, I got it covered." "I just have to call my backup sitter." "Your dad is very dedicated." "Why you lettin' that bald cracker-ass run my boys off their corners... with this injunction shit, huh?" "They ain't hardly earning'." "I can only wrap my arms around so much." "The injunctions are comin'from the top." "Maybe a, uh-a brick of China white will ease the pain." "Fresh from your Asian friends." " don't touch the stuff." "There's somethin'else." "An El Salvadoran named Spider showed up on the radar." "So you got business with him, shut it down." "Cat named Verdice may show up on the same radar." "Make sure you shut that down." " Yeah." " Pick up your trash." " [Cell Phone Rings]" " Yeah?" " [Shane On Phone] Hey, it's me." " Where the hell have you been?" " Checkin'out Spider's casita." " For the last halfhour?" " It takes as long as it takes." " All right." "Well, Spider drove up about 10 minutes ago." " Feel like doin' some work?" " Let's tear down the web then." "Let's go." " Hey." " Get down." " Drop the bag!" " Get down right now!" "Get down!" " [Army Shouting In Spanish]" " Don't move!" " Clear." " [Ronnie] Clear." "[Mackey] Whoo." "Spider's sendin'more than just cars back to the homeland." "You get a shitload of tar with those." "El Salvador, they got AK's up the ass, all the guerillas." "But handguns?" "They're like tight pussy- rare and precious." "All right, let's pop the trunks, see what else we can find." "Here." "Nothin'!" "Hey!" "Wetback's got some greenbacks." "Holy shit!" "How much you think that is?" "Hundred grand." "More." "Let's call it in." "You know, you have to talk to me eventually." "Victim is Raine Powell." "Worked down the street at Electronics Emporium." " What's this?" " Just what it looks like." "Wasn't us." "Talk to him." "I knew you'd want to see where the body was, so I drew it for you." "Where the body was?" "You moved her?" "Yeah, the way people come speedin' through here, she would've been a pancake." "Did it ever occur to you to redirect traffic?" "Hey, I used up half my kid's chalk." "I don't need a "thank you," but how about you get up off my ass?" "And this is?" "Oh, / had to move the pocketbook too." "You were a big help in the community meeting last week." "I mean, a real asset." " believed in what / was saying." "Well, / hope you still do." "I've heard things." "Maybe some of the minority officers here aren't so thrilled with my policies." "Maybe you're one of them." "Some people feel like it all sounds good... but the reality out there seems a little bit different." "We're arresting bad guys, just like always." "The way seizures work, everyone is guilty until proven innocent." "If we take the wrong car, it's not like people around here can afford a lawyer." "Well, maybe you can do something about that." "Look into using seizure money to start a legal fund." "l-I guess so." "Sure." "t's a work in progress." "This policy isn't the usual Band-Aid." "Your guys got a location on Verdice's drug stash." "Grab your partner." "Come with." "Grab your partner." "Come with." "Did Raine have any problems that you know of?" "Man trouble?" "Money trouble?" " No, she was a good girl, you know." " What about boyfriends?" "Just Bear." "But he wouldn't have done this." " So you saw Raine last night?" " / was overseeing a shipment." "She was stuck behind her computer screen, like always." "Type "A" personality?" "Familiar." "I told her not to park down here, but the girl was a stickler for the policy." " The policy?" " The rules say employees can't park at the store lot." "Raine's the only one who ever listened." "She lives with Cornelius Aimes, a.k.a. Bear, over on Palmer." "Check it out." "See?" "You're, uh- You're talking to me." "To the extent necessary to solve this case, yes." "All right, Spider says he dropped off two keys here last night to a guy named Verdice." "Could have dogs and shooters, so stay awake." "Let's go." " They're in position." " Go when ready." "[Shouts, Grunts]" "[Man] Clear." " Clear?" " Clear." "[Chattering]" "Shit." "You sold me on this." "Spider gave us the right location." "This guy Verdice got lucky, bailed." "Bullshit." "Somebody couldn't keep their mouth shut... which is why we don't work with people like you." "No one here leaked anything." "We go back to Spider." "We find" "I'm not letting you near my guy again." "I need to borrow this asshole." " All right." " Come here!" "You got about 30 seconds to spill your guts." "How tough are you gonna be when your little brother's being hacked to pieces with a machete?" "I don't got no little brother, eh." "Oh, that must be some otherJuan Emilio I got back at the station." "It's gonna be too bad when they have to deport him down south." "You got a lot of enemies." "La Colonia doesn't get him, the Mexicans will." "Twenty seconds." "Tar that comes to me, I bring it here." "Most of it Verdice gets at the church." " The church?" " Verdice is a believer, man." "Stuff comes in there." "He takes what he needs... keeps the rest safe..." "with Jesus." "'m gonna have to scrap the whole operation, pull my agent." "A couple of months, put in a new face" "Where's my informant?" "Right here, sir." "Thought he might need to stretch his legs... before he took his ride." "First Angie fell off our radar, and now this guy clears out like he's been tipped off." "After I give my word I'm not gonna screw this up." "What the hell's going on?" "Aw, maybe the wrong person saw us nab Spider... spread the word." "Doesn't explain Angie's disappearance." "These were both your operations." "Both of them were successes." "Verdice and the heroin are still missing." "So is Angie." "Lem's out looking for her." "We can still salvage this one." "Spider gave up his One-niner contact." "Do I want to know how you managed that?" "We brought his family in for leverage." "I used it." "Look, you ask me, they probably just packed up." "Cook houses move all the time." "What did you get from Spider?" "The El Salvadorans are shipping their drugs through a church on Avon." "Verdice is a member." "He has his guys posing'as good, God-fearin'folk." " You're kidding me!" " Sounds like Spider sold you a load." "He's not risking his family." "It's the real thing." "I'll work on a warrant." "Let's keep this contained." "The three of us, Army, Ronnie." "That's it." "Just the people we trust." "All right." "Yeah, that's good." "Here, take this." "[Claudette] Occurred to me to take that down." "I see Vic's humor grows more sophisticated by the day." "Boyfriend wasn't home." "I grabbed Raine's diary." "Seems there were bumps along the relationship road." "DetectiveJuarez in San Antonio has got a different angle." "He's been tracking murders in the L.A. area." "'Cause there aren't enough in Texas?" "'Cause their suspect relocated to Farmington a month ago." "Hey, exposed dick." "Thanks for the warning, Dutch-boy." "Kleavon Gardner." "Questioned in four separate homicides." "Suspected him on two murders three days apart." " Then nothing for six months?" " Witnesses placed him at a couple of the scenes... but detectives in San Antonio weren't able to make anything stick." "Well, what's the connection to our body?" "All the victims are young black women in public places." "Raine was killed seven blocks from where Kleavon's sister lives." "Are we gonna be like this from now on?" "Juarez tried to warn somebody in this department a few weeks ago... that we had a thrill killer on our hands." "Uh, thrill killers need the juice." "They take chances." "This guy's patient." "He's an opportunity killer." "No wonder San Antonio P.D. screwed it up." "Get your profiles right, people." "Whatever he is, I'm going to introduce myself." "Oh, what- I'm not coming with?" "Stick to your true confessions." "[Man] Looks good." "San Antonio Police interviewed you 11 times." "They got you killin' everybody but Osama." "What I don't get is why you?" "They got no D.N.A. They got no prints." "Any excuse to fry a brother." " Justice Texas style." " You said it." "He send you after me?" "Juarez." "Got a real hard-on." "Why is that?" "Might've mentioned he don't know how to screw his wife too well." "[Chuckles] Shouldn't have done that... but he just got me worked up." "You get angry a lot, Kleavon?" "Nah, not more than usual." "About how long is this gonna take?" "Twelve hours was the limit in Texas." "Where were you last night, Bear, a little after midnight?" "Drivin'... around, collectin' my nighttime thoughts." "Nighttime thoughts?" "About what?" "Life shit." "I think better at night." "Found this in Raine's underwear drawer." "She mentions you." "Man, she's gone." "Why do you wanna dig up" ""Dear Diary:" "This job is just a steppingstone." "I'm going places." "But /'m not sure Cornelius is ready to go with me. '"" "Then she talks about you and a girl named Janelle." "Janelle's just some white chick." "Raine find out about you two?" "Man, did you read where she talks about the collage shit I did for her birthday?" "What kinda grown-ass man does collages and kills his woman?" " You read this?" " Man, I saw her put it away like a hundred times." "What was I supposed to do, brother?" "See, man, / knew this shit looked bad." "Where were you last night?" "AtJanelle's." "But it wasn't like that." "We were in the bed, but the clothes were on." "It was platonic." "You were sleeping together, but you weren't sleeping together?" "Yeah, there you go." "Bless this child, Father... in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost." " I say Amen!" " [Congregation] Amen." "[Organ]" "We thank you, Lord, for bringing this child- [Continues, Indistinct]" " Reverend, I'm Captain Rawling." "I need a moment." " Oh." "All right." "Must be some kind of problem, they sending' a captain." "Well, we believe a few of your members... are using this church to import illegal drugs." " That's not possible." " Well, I'm sure it's without your knowledge." "Are these three boys here right now?" "Muncelle's car is in your lot, and he's known to hang out with the other two." "They were makin' sandwiches in the kitchen about a half an hour ago." "Those boys volunteer." "Their criminal days are in the past." "They're tagged One-niners." "Just being here together is against the law." "I know about those injunctions." "You find 'em out on the street, they're all yours." "But this here is a house of the Lord." "We have a warrant on the way." "We need to talk to the boys, do a search of the premises." " We'll be very respectful." " [Sighs]" "How do you think it's going in there?" "I'm more worried about what's going on over there." " mean, they snag him and he gets caught..." "I don't even wanna hear what Antwon's gonna say." "Damn it." "Here he is now." "Verdice is walking right into an arrest." " Get outta here!" " [Horn Honks]" " Get outta here." " Shit!" " That's Verdice's ride." " You think he's coming for a pickup?" "Not coming for the wine." " [Ronnie] He's runnin" " Asshole's gonna try to split." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Army!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Get outta the car!" "Get outta the car!" "[Horn Continues Honking]" "Come here." "You talk, Antwon'll know." "You keep your mouth shut!" " Maybe you'll get out of this alive." " Hey, man, take it easy." " Let's go." "Come on." "Get up." "Hands behind your back." " What the hell was that?" "Guy was gonna bail!" "Stay out of my church." "[Shane] Let's go." "Get up." "Reading the good parts?" "Looking for more clues." "t's a real window into the mind." "How are things going with your Texas chainsaw murderer?" "He says he's a victim of the good ol' boys network... but something's off about him." " Maybe you'll have a take." " So we're back?" "No, but I can put up with you long enough to put someone like this behind bars." "I've been telling my partner about how you were harassed in Texas." "Can we get you something to drink?" "So you can stop me from going to the can when my bladder fills up?" " No, thanks." " [Laughing]" "So, uh, witnesses spotting you near those crime scenes was just dumb luck, huh?" "I just happened by." "No law against that." "Why'd you leave San Antonio, Kleavon?" " just got sick of the Alamo." "Kind of feels like we're wasting our time." "His too." "Probably got somewhere you need to be." "Job?" "Girlfriend?" "Like we established, I'm new in town." "[Dutch] Must have a lot of free time." "What do you like to do?" "People watch." "Tell us where you were last night, and we can end this now." " Oh, / was home." " I know, but give us the rundown of the whole night." "So you can go over my statement 50 times tryin' to trip me up?" "No, thanks." "A woman named Raine Powell was murdered last night." "Bludgeoned to death." "Maybe you, uh, happened by this crime scene too." "Yeah, I didn't kill her." "He didn't even blink at those photos." "Classic sociopathic nonreaction." "I don't know." "He seems pretty confident we won't come up with something." " He's already gotten away with at least four others." " What else we got?" "Raine's diary mentions some beef with a coworker... a friend she lent her bingo winnings to." "I'll have the unis pick him up." "Have to admit it felt good in there- the two of us clicking." "Dutch." "Do you know where Vic is?" " No." "Why?" " He's got me watching his sick kid." " My shift ended, and the sitter never showed." " Did you try his cell phone?" " No answer." " I know the mom." "She works in Mission Cross." "Uh, I can call her." " How's she doin'?" " Good." "Thanks again." "Um, you know, Vic had a uni with her the whole time." "It wasn't like he left her totally alone." "I can't believe he didn't call me." "Divorce is tough." "Mine was a while ago." "Anyway, thanks again." " It was really nice of you." " You're welcome." "Listen, um, do you wanna have dinner sometime?" " Dinner?" " Why not?" "Three kids, a job, selling our house." " / don't have time." " We'll work around your schedule." " I don't know." "You work with Vic." " We barely see each other." "I tried it with a cop once." "Vic and I could not be more different." "[Sighs]" "Reverend, I have a signed search warrant." "You must open the door." "This is a house of worship." "There's an easier way to do this." " There are no drugs here!" " Except for the heroin." "Reverend, I have the legal right to come inside... use force if I have to." "Neither of us wants that." "Then let the Lord be your judge." "We could pack it up, come back tonight." "Yeah, and give 'em time to flush the tar." "We already look like assholes." "Go in now, at least we have something to show for it." " You believe in your intel, right?" " Oh, yeah." "Okay, people, let's go." "You know who we're looking for." "Remember that this is a church." "There are civilians inside." "So do your jobs, but use extra care." " Who's got the hawk?" " We do." "Good." "Four teams." "Two in the front." "One in the side." "One in the back." "Let's do it." "Captain, I'm not breaking down a church door." "Well, just think of it as a drug warehouse, because that's what it is today." "We shouldn't be going in like this." "Get in the back." "Both of you." "What the hell are you doing?" "You're knocking us out of this?" "All right, Reverend, last chance." "Open the door!" "Do it." "Look upon this child" "[Reverend] The Lord is the stronghold of my life." "Of whom, then, should / go in dread?" "When evildoers close in on me to devour me" " Hold it, Muncelle!" " My enemies themselves will stumble and fall." " Don't you move!" "Don't move!" " Are you all right?" "Sofer and Lowe got the other ones comin'out the back." "[Reverend] My heart does not fear." "Though wars are waged against me, even then do / trust." "[Church Bells Ringing]" " Any drugs?" " [Julien] Nothin'here." "Just a.38." "We're gonna have to search the whole church and everyone in it." "Just... be gentle." "Hey." "Hey!" "All that fast and furious shit?" "You're sendin' smoke signals to Vic and the captain." "What are they gonna do?" "Reprimand me?" "Look, we gotta find that heroin first... show him we're not Antwon's butt buddies." "I told you." "It's temporary." " Ow!" " You got something?" "Yeah, botulism." "But no residue." "K-9 could do this in five minutes." "Yeah, if they'd ever show up." "Hey, just found a receipt in the good reverend's office." "The church candles are imported from El Salvador." " Okay." " Yeah." "[Reverend] Heaven help them." " Vic?" " Get these sinners baptized." " What's up?" " I got the toxies on Angie's mom." "Levels indicate she had over 500 bucks of heroin in her system." "Jesus!" "Even a frat boy knows not to shoot that much poison." "Yeah, and this was a lifetime junkie who could barely scrape enough together for a dime bag." "Somebody made sure she copped till she dropped." "Well, I'm connecting the dots, and all I'm seeing... is a picture of Shane with Antwon Mitchell." "Did Paula find you?" "She was trying to call." "Oh, shit." "I had it on silent for the bust." "Something about Detective Wagenbach taking your daughter to the hospital." "We'll do this later." "She was sick." "You brought her to a police station." "Carmen dropped a bomb on me." "Backup sitter blew a tire." "What was I supposed to do?" " You should've called me." " I had it under control." "Obviously not, otherwise you wouldn't have dumped her with a uni." "Christ!" "The first time in seven months there's been a problem." "Come on, Cass." "Let's go." "Maybe / should stay with Mom." "She's gotta work, sweetie." "Genine's waiting for us." "Let's go." "Go with your father." "I'll see you tomorrow." "One-time thing." "That's it." "You were pretty broken up about Raine earlier." "How are you doing now?" "Ah, a bunch of us from the store set up a shrine." " Teddy bears, flowers." " That's nice." "You know, your boss found those order forms you've been changing." "I sold a few DVD players, a couple of XBoxes on the side." "I was gonna tell you all about it." "Did Raine know about your enterprise?" " No way." " Really?" "n her diary it says she confronted you." "Said she was gonna go to your manager. / know." "You were gonna tell me all about it." "When Raine confronted you, what happened?" "You probably tried to reason with her." "Look, if it were up to me, I'd pin this on a real killer... some asshole who murders for fun." "The problem is, the unis eyeballed your car... with what looks to be blood inside." "You didn't plan this." "Second-degree murder." "You can get out one day, but we need to know the truth." "I offered her a cut." "But she pulled the moral high ground shit on you, didn't she?" "One thing I hate is a self-righteous bitch." "[Dutch] Tell me about it." "You did what you had to do." "She left you no choice." "So much for San Antonio eating our dust." " He's innocent." " Of murdering Raine." "Guy's still a stone-cold killer, and he just pitched a tent in our backyard." "Got a suspect and no victim." "That's new." "This is when it bites we don't live in a dictatorship." "Put the guy in a hole and forget about him." "There's an impulse I can understand." "We can't turn Kleavon over to S./.S." "until he commits a crime in L.A." "You know, I thought I hated being on the D.A.'s shit list... but this is actually worse." "l-I can't believe you're still freezing me out." "I can't believe you sold me out." "Officer Lowe." "I think you should stick to desk duty the next few days." "See if you could find your way into what we're doing here." "f not, / understand." "But you should consider putting in for a transfer." "I wasn't gonna break into a church." "There was heroin in the holy candles." "This time." "[Mackey] Altar boys pin you as the head honcho." "We can't make a deal, you're eatin' roadkill goulash over at Lompoc." "[Scoffs] Where my spoon then?" "f you wanna be a barrio martyr, that's fine with me." "But why not serve up Antwon instead?" "Antwon who?" "We can put you into relocation." "Keep you safe." "[Lowers Voice] Lone Ranger and Tonto... they hauled your ass outta that car, what did they say to you?" "They told me get out the car and put my hands on my head." "And that's the last I'm sayin'." "Dutch-boy!" "Hero of the hour." "Your daughter was sick." "She wanted her mother." "You can't take a joke, so you make me look like a prick in front of my ex." "I'm sure your ex doesn't need any help from me seeing what kind of prick you are." "I just saw Angie's mother's tox report." "Lem have any news on Angie?" " I don't know." " Well, find him." " wanna hear what he's got." "[Antwon] Used to be bad cops was good business." "But now I got a stash gone, a whole crew locked up and sellers who can't sell." "You wanna tell me how the world got turned upside down on your watch?" "Seein' as how you were misusing a house of the Lord, I'd say divine intervention." "He must really hate you." "Only reason he talk to me like that- 'cause he wants to see y'all dead or in jail." "Vic Mackey wants you gone." "We're the only thing standing in his way." "You think I need your ass?" "You're wrong!" "You think you don't?" "You're wrong!" "Protecting you is a full-time gig." "Plus overtime." "So you can either tell me what you're into... or I can keep chasin' Vic's tail." "Some days we'll catch it." "Some days we won't." "I'll think about it." "Yeah, you do that." "[Army] Antwon's gonna drop the body." "You know it." " He's not that stupid." " Him being stupid's not what I'm worried about." "I didn't hear you complaining' about my leadership skills when I was gettin' you blown." "This isn't doin' favors to get intel on bad guys." "You got me takin' it up the ass from Antwon Mitchell, ramming cars to keep us out of prison." "I've dealt with guys like this before." "You or Mackey?" "Do you even have a clue how we're getting out of this?" "Look, I'm getting us close." "This guy thinks he can kill this little girl right in front of us?" "We're gonna find that little girl." "We're gonna give her a proper burial." "And when the time is right, we're gonna shove a stick of dynamite up his ass." "[Monica] Dr. Alvin Bernard's clinic has been providing... free prenatal care to Farmington's poor for 21 years... which is why I'm so pleased now to give you this check for $10,000." "[Man] /s that money from seizures?" "Part of my promise to give a third of what we get... from asset forfeitures back to the community." "How does that community feel about your decision to invade a church?" "I wouldn't characterize it quite that way." "We found 12 kilos of tar heroin inside there. /'d say they're pretty damn happy." " Any plans to seize the church?" " No." "s the reverend under arrest?" "The only people under arrest are known drug dealers... with affiliations to Farmington One-niners." "So you'd interrupt another baptism to put away a gang member?" "I'd interrupt my grandmother's funeral... if it meant taking dangerous narcotics off the streets our children walk on." "But don't tell that to my grandma... 'cause she's still full of piss and vinegar in Tarzana." "Reporters were tough today." "We keep storming churches, they're gonna get tougher." " You were all for it earlier." " I was." "I am." "It's just this thing is too good to blow on" "Hoda Stubbs was killed." "Angie too, I'm guessing." "I plan on finding the asshole who did it." "When you do, ask about the leak at the warehouse today." "We don't know there was a leak, and even if there was, we don't know they're related." " Could be accidental." " Stop bullshitting me." "You vouched for Shane." "What about Army?" "He seems like a good kid." "I don't think" " don't care what you think." "What do you know?" "Is there some reason you don't want to dig deeper on this?" "I'm not about witch hunts." "I've been on the other side of a few." "I chose you for this job... because I needed somebody as hungry as me to make it work." "And I'm gettin' it done." "Why are you riding me?" "Because shit is falling through the cracks." "Pressure on the seizure program is only gonna get more intense." "And when it does, that shit is gonna rise straight to the surface." "f you can't withstand scrutiny- about anything" "I need you to step aside." "I don't step aside." "I step up." "Which is the other reason I chose you." "Find the leak." " That's some cold-ass shit." " You can't tell the Iraqi insurgents..." " from the plain old Iraqi idiots." " Yeah, and no difference here." " Somebody gets in the way, we keep rollin'." " Oh, man." "I'm just sayin', maybe that's the way we gotta look at things." " What's up?" " You son of a bitch." "What did you do?" " She was 14!" " What the hell's your problem, man?" "You bring Angie to Antwon Mitchell yourself?" "Huh?" "Hand her over with a goddamn bow?" "Or just tell 'em where to find her?" " No." " No?" " Where is she then?" " Back off!" "Just back off!" " I got it, okay?" " Where is she then, Shane?" " Where is Angie?" " What are you asking me for, man?" " You tellin' me you're not in bed with Antwon Mitchell?" " What?" " You told him Angie gave up that cul-de-sac bust!" " No!" "I would never do that." "What happened to her, Shane?" "What happened to her then?" " l-I don't know." " She was 14." "She just wanted to get her mom clean." " You tell me what you did!" " Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Look, you know that I would never" "You know I would never hurt a kid." "I got one of my own now, man." "Yeah, I know you." "I know you're lyin'." "I didn't kill that girl." "And I didn't give her name up to Antwon." "So you just stay out of my face." "I lose that one percent of doubt I got... we'll be mixing it up again." "Captain says she wants to hear your opinion... but only hers is right." "Agendas have a way of creating tunnel vision." "She said I could put in for a transfer." "Sure." "Stock the pond with true believers." "Make implied threats to get rid of the ones who aren't." "You don't think I should leave?" "I think if you wanted to, you wouldn't have called me." "I grew up in Farmington." "I don't want to see it torn more apart." "What is it you want me to do, Julien?" "You've got power." "Help us to stop her." "Going after a police captain is no walk in the park." "I should know." "There are other officers of color that agree with me." " We wouldn't be alone." " / remember the last time you and / went down this path." "Things got messy, and you left me twisting in the wind." "Not this time." "Vic Mackey" " He's got a lot invested in this policy." "He'll come after you." "Could dredge up the past." " can handle it." " am a different man now." " can handle it." " am a different man now." "[Ronnie] Russian taxi king's expanded his realm." "Added three more cabs to the fleet." "Alex the Conqueror." "How many cabs you got wired so far?" "Even dozen." "Even managed to get one in his personal ride." "Sweet." "[Curtis] Yeah?" "What do you want?" "What the hell do you think you're doin' goin' after Shane?" "He ran right back and told you, huh?" "You got suspicions, fine." "We all agreed we'd keep 'em to ourselves." "There's a 14-year-old girl rotting out there someplace." "Are you in on that too?" " What?" " You keep sayin' you gotta keep Shane close." "Well, maybe you gotta keep me far away because you're back to business as usual... ridin' in Mitchell's pocket with Shane." "I wanna bring down Antwon and find that girl as much as you do." "Really?" "Prove it." "Let me back in." "It's complicated." "You gotta do things my way." "Oh, you mean I agree to protect Shane, like always?" "Right?" "Right?" "We added another car to the garage sting." "Shane didn't tell me you came after him." "I saw it." "Jesus Christ." "Lem's one crazy-ass white boy." "You really used to be tight?" "[Shane] Yeah." "A lifetime ago." "What does he know about us?" "Nothing." "He's just guessing." "He can't prove anything." "I'll handle him." "Look, you're just gonna have to trust me." "I'm gonna handle all this shit." "It's not about protecting Shane anymore." "It's about stopping him." "[Rock]" "[Men, Women Chattering]" "[Continues]" "[Men, Women Chattering]" "[Ends]"
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"[ Woman Narrating ] "Previously on" Earth 2." "I've joined you on the planet." "[ Sighs ] And I know you planned the crash." "But do you honestly think I would aim weapons at you?" "You know what I think?" "I think you're a liar." "[ Man ] I don't say that we can't use Adair and her crew, but they have to be guided." "They need you to show them the way." "Loyalty" " It's a tricky thing." "Can I count on you, Doctor?" "Are you with us?" "[ Drumming ]" "[ Continues ] [Julia Narrating ] Day 38." "7600 kilometers from New Pacifica... and so far from home it's unimaginable." "They say loneliness is the cruelest of friends." "Some handle it better than others." "Some not at all." "Most of us are finding it's a hard thing to outrun on this planet." "I, for one, find it especially hard, having to harbor the secrets that I do." "[ Ends ]" "It's like fear of the dark when you're young." "Only now being old enough to know the dark is real, and it's coming after you." "And maybe, just maybe," ""it" is "you. "" "Come on, Uly." "We have a lot of stuff to put away." "Mom?" "[ Pants ] Mom?" "What is it, honey?" "Honey, are you okay?" "Yeah?" "Come on." "We've got lots of chores to do." "Come on." "Sure you're okay?" "[ Bird Calls ]" "[ Whirring, Beeping ]" "On those Kemper one-tens, a good bump will usually, uh, lift the contacts right off the power harness." "My father used these on the mining drones back home." "Ah." "You could get a better model." "Yes, I know." "[ Chuckles ]" "You were an early inductee in the Yale program, weren't you?" "Yes." "There's nothing to fear, Bess." "My mindwash has held quite well." "I've never had an aggressive tendency." "Well, I'm only asking, because, Yale" " Hmm?" "I wanted to know if you had any religious data on file." "The 99 widely practiced ones, yes." "Catholicism?" "Yes." "Good." "I need to make a confession." "A regular Catholic confession?" "Yes." "Bess, I can pull up a prayer for you, or a section of the Bible, but I am not a priest." "I cheated on my husband, Yale." "At least in my mind, and maybe in my heart, and I'm just afraid that it's gonna go further." "No names, please." "Bess, it's human to have random thoughts." "Sometimes it's indicative of a problem in the relationship." "You need to focus your attention there." "You think I should talk to Morgan about this?" "Not in specific terms." "I understand you need to clear your conscience, but you should be careful with whom you clear it." "[ Bird Chirping ]" "Heller in." "Citizen Heller." "We'll dispense with the formalities." "The boy's exhibiting traits... attributable to his interactions with the Terrians." "Is he aware of this?" "Somewhat." "They know not what they have." "Do you know what they have, Heller?" "I'm not sure." "They have the key to this planet." "What do you mean?" "We've known for years we can't take this place." "We cannot sublimate the Terrian population." "They have a symbiosis with the land, an interdependency." "The very planet would die without them." "Which is counter to a healthy, expansionist movement, isn't it?" "And you think the boy provides the ability to take the planet?" "The boy is touched." "Suppose we could take the essence of how he has changed- duplicate it, control it." "And then give a home to all of those desolate people "fl"oating in space." "And how do you propose to acquire the essence of how the boy has changed?" "There's a place at the base of all of our brains, which, for hundreds of years, science has speculated... is the location of the human soul." "That's never been fully proven, that the pineal gland is that." "This is where the change begins." "How do you know?" "Twelve years ago, I found that to be the case on a convict child." "I tried to remove it myself." "Are you out of your mind?" "Oh, no." "No, most certainly not." "However, I have but a fraction of the medical expertise of someone like yourself." "And that is why you will harvest it from the boy." "And do not plead medical ethics with me, Doctor." "You are a prodigy of the system." "The system owns your ethical choices." "Morgan?" "You awake?" "Uh-uh." "Morgan, have you ever had thoughts about other women?" "What?" "Other women, Morgan." "You know what it means." "Bess, you know you're the only woman in the world for me." "Course, I never thought that would be quite so literal. [ Chuckles ]" "[ Sighs ] Six total women, Bess." "Morgan, please." "You've never once had thoughts about anyone else?" "Bess, what is this?" "Some kind of a test?" "I mean, have you ever had thoughts about anyone else?" "It wouldn't mean that I didn't love you, even if I did." "That was a rhetorical question, Bess." "Yeah, I know, but just for the sake of discussion, if I" "You're telling me that you're having an affair." "I am not having an affair!" "Great." "Tell the whole world." "Morgan, thoughts don't constitute an affair." "Oh, you're thinking about having an affair." "What are you doing?" "You planning it all out?" "You asking for my permission?" "No, I'm not planning it." "I'm not asking for your permission." "They were random thoughts, and I thought we could talk about them." "Okay." "Who is it, Bess?" "If you think for one minute that I'm going to sit here... and listen to my wife talking about... her wanton desires for another man" "It's somebody here." "That's not important, Morgan." "What's important is us." "Oh, great." "Another man that I happen to be on an extended camping trip from hell with." "Probably seen me naked." "Morgan, what are you talking about?" "What are you doing?" "I have a reputation to uphold." "I'm not going to idly wallow in front of this entire planet... while my wife decides whose nest to feather." " I'm taking a spare tent." " Morgan, I'm not deciding anything." "I love you." "Morgan!" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Bird Calls ] [ Sighs ]" "Hey, Martin." "Feel free to pitch in whenever you get the urge." "Urge, Danziger?" "Is that some kind of crack?" "Are you okay?" "Oh, don't even try it." "Don't even try it." ""Oh, I'm just a simple sleep jumper, skipping around the universe." "I really don't know anything. "" "Have you been in virtual all day again?" "Oh, you're all just going on with your little game." ""Old Morgan,just a level four liaison." "He doesn't know anything. "" "What, that you're fighting with your wife?" "Aha." "How'd you know that?" "Well, you're hunting for a new home, aren't you?" "[ Chuckles ]" "Well, physically, I think he's okay." "It's his emotional state." "He's been distant and withdrawn for the last, oh, three, four days." "Was he frightened by anything?" "Actually, earlier today he was frightened by something." "He said he was turning into a Terrian." "We'll run a cell scan." "Check him on the molecular level." "Why a cell scan?" "Just to see how deep the changes to his health run." "Maybe his emotional state is tied to the rapid physical changes he's going through." "Okay." "[ Yale, Indistinct ] [ True ] Yeah." "Citizen." "I'm gonna run a test on the boy." "Analyze some spinal fluid." "[ Man On Headset ] Why is that?" "Because I'm not about to harvest organs... on a random guess by some maniac with a sharp spoon." "Are you referencing me?" "I'm "fl"attered." "How will you test his spinal "fl"uid for Terrian characteristics?" "[Julia ] That won't be difficult." "I have access to Terrian remains." "Don't let this opportunity pass us by, Heller." "If the boy is what we think he is, the chance may never present itself again." "Yes, I know." "Heller out." "[ Beeps ]" "[ Morgan ] It's simple self-respect." "I can't just ignore it." "Pretend everything's," ""Oh, fine, great, good, thank you, yes, we're fine, and how are you?"" "I mean, the sanctimonious hypocrisy of it all." "I can't live that way." "Martin, you're a politician." "Yeah, but with Bess it's supposed to be different." "She's supposed to be a haven from all of that." "Maybe she still is." "You said she only thought about this other guy." "It's not me, believe me." "Yeah, well, how do you know?" "I mean, maybe she hasn't told you yet." "I'd know." "Okay?" "Yeah, well, it doesn't matter." "Thinking about it, that's the beginning of the end." "I know that from experience." "Well, it's" "There's this previous marital contract I had." "Bess doesn't even know about it." "I had it wiped from the station records." "It only lasted for three months." "And this three-month wife cheated on you?" "Well, vice versa, kind of." "But that's how I know how important this is." "Well, whatever it is, it can't be cheating." "I mean, Morgan, you're not even married anymore." "What do you mean we're not married?" "What'd you take?" "The minimum four-year contract, right?" "Right, and we've only been married for two." "Plus 22- the cold-sleep years it took to get here." "That's ridiculous." "We weren't even awake." "[ Chuckles ] Station time." "They don't care whether you're awake or not." "Uly, is there anything you wanna tell Julia?" "You can tell her anything, even if you think it's silly." "I know. [Julia ] I'm gonna take some spinal fluid." "You're gonna have to stay very still, okay?" "[ Beeping ]" "I'm sure this is all gonna check out fine." "It's only gonna take a second." "Okay, Uly?" "[Julia ] All right." "[Julia ] Have you been sleeping okay?" " Yeah." " How's your appetite?" "[ Uly ] Pretty good." "There you go." "Not too bad, huh?" "See, that was easy, wasn't it, honey?" "[ Bird Calls ]" "[ Birds Chirping ]" "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Okay." "So, you wanna tell me who this guy is now?" "Why, Morgan?" "So you can throw a tantrum?" "I told you"- who" is not the issue." "We are the issue." "And if you'd rather interrogate me than talk to me, you can forget it." "It's not how marriages work." "It's certainly not how our marriage used to work." "Well, maybe that's the key there, Bess." "Used to, as in lapsed." "Morgan, what are you talking about?" "We've been married for two years." "How can we be lapsed?" "We're lapsed, Bess." "Don't be so naive." "Marital contracts do not suspend in cold sleep." "It's station time that counts." "Morgan, we're not on the stations, so who cares?" "Well, I care." "I care." "I work for these people." "If I wanna go back home on that colony ship, I have to make sure everything is in order." "Two years, 22 years in cold sleep." "We've lapsed five times, Bess." "You're really saying that we're not married, Morgan." "Technically?" "No, we're not." "Okay." "What about" "What about beyond technically, Morgan?" "There is no beyond technically, Bess." "I could jeopardize everything I've worked for on those stations if I ignore something like this." "What are you saying, Morgan?" "Do you or do you not wanna renew?" "Do you?" "Maybe you should leave, Morgan." "Come on." "I'm not the one who's out there looking for other partners." "Morgan, leave." "Okay." "I'll go back and get some clothes." "Now, Morgan!" "[ Sighs ]" "Everything I knew, every person in my life," "I abandoned for him." "Twice, actually." "Once, when I left Earth for the stations, and then again, to come here." "You know, he didn't even make the trip down to Earth to say good-bye to my father." "Said he would join me the next day, then holo-called from the stations." "Actually blamed it on you." "Said there was some sort of emergency meetings about clearances or something." "It doesn't matter, Devon." "I, um" "I knew he didn't wanna come down." "He hated Earth." "Said it wasn't his kind of people." "You know, before we left the stations, I read your biostats." "Why?" "Well, when I was a kid growing up on the stations," "I used to pretend I was an Earth res." "See, I" " I thought it was so much more... exotic." "Kind of romantic." "And I knew that my parents would never let me visit down, so I used to imagine what life must have been like." "Survival, life and death, wild, lawless passion." "Well, mostly, um- mostly survival and death." "Of course, we'd hear about your family off the satellites all the time." "The stations that your father designed." "I actually thought you must have been some kind of princess." "A princess?" "Hardly." "Still, I never imagined I'd be sitting on another planet, talking to you about my failing marriage." "You know, Bess, you have a lot to be proud of." "You come from a good background." "And I'm sure there's a lot of good in Morgan as well." "There must be if a woman like you married him." "My father never understood why I fell in love... with a man who couldn't look him in the eye, but he never once made me feel bad about it." "If I learned one thing from my father," "I learned to look life in the eye." "Mistakes and all." "Maybe Morgan was a mistake." "I just don't think it's my ultimate purpose to be made a cuckold... on some distant ball of dirt in the middle of nowhere." "So, you're gonna end the relationship with your wife, because she might have thought of another man?" "I tried talking him out of it." "With all due respect, Martin, you should count your blessings, pal." "That's very nice, Danziger, but if I thought you were the final answer on all matters," "I'd be out here asking for your advice instead of conducting an investigation." "[ Wings Fluttering ] [ Alonzo ] Keep your voice down." "Okay, guys." "Look, we're all men here." "I just wanna say that if any of you have had "fl"irtatious interludes with Bess, or know of anyone who has," "I would appreciate it if you wouldjust come clean and tell me right now." "Nobody has anything to come clean about, Martin." "You're on a witch hunt." "The answer is your own insecurity." "You know what you're gonna find at the end of your investigation?" "Loneliness." "[ Beeping ]" "Gear log, research entry." "Coded." "The boy's spinal "fl"uid definitely exhibits slightly altered D.N.A"... "" "but shows no parallels with the alien remains." "Electrical charges produce no molecular alignment, even with cellular activity boosted." "Suspect subject to be- [ Rapping ]" "Julia?" "Uly, what are you doing here?" "Am I gonna be okay?" "Yes, of course you are." "Why are you even asking that question?" "Maybe it was better when I was sick." "You know, maybe things were supposed to stay that way." "Uly, sometimes things happen for a reason." "Sometimes that reason is difficult to see." "Sometimes it means a sacrifice." "What you're going through now is gonna help all the other Syndrome children." "Maybe everyone on the stations." "You'd make a sacrifice if you knew that millions of other people... could lead a better life, wouldn't you?" "I know I would." "I guess." "Okay." "Let's not worry about it too much then." "Everything's gonna be okay." "[ Rapping ]" "So you're opposed?" "I just think it would be wise to consider all the options... before taking such a drastic step." "What's to consider?" "Well, you do remember the Faith Wars at the end of the 21 st century?" "I'm aware that most of the pineal gland experiments conducted on P.O.W.'s... during that altercation had unfortunate results." "Unfortunate results?" "Half died or devolved into baseline primates." "They were vicious, soulless animals." "And halflived." "They were P.O.W.'s or they might have lived productive lives." "Look, we both know what's at stake here." "Can you get the boy alone long enough to perform the procedure, or not?" "I don't know." "Probably, but" "Think of this as history." "This is our destiny." "The boy has been provided for us." "The entire future of humanity rests on your ability to see the long view now." "To see past the meager bonds you might have formed with this boy." "Don't be so foolish as to ignore fate." "Neither yours nor his." "[ Sighs ]" "I won't ignore it." "[ Sighs ]" "Morgan, what are you doing?" "Um, I'm, uh, pretty short on supplies out there, and, uh" "Well" " Okay." "I want you to tell me that this is the right thing." "You want me to tell you whether your decision is right or wrong?" "Well, actually, I" "I was hoping that you would tell me what you're feeling." "Fine, I'll tell you." "I think we've" "I think we've made a mistake, Morgan." "Okay." "I think maybe we" "I don't think we ever should have gotten married." "You what?" "You don't?" "How could you just say that, Bess?" "How many words have you uttered to my father in your life, Morgan?" "Well, Bess, I was marrying you, not your father." "How many?" "Well, it's not like we never spoke." "I mean" " You despised him, because he was an Earth miner." "What was it you used to say?" "Uh, N.O.C.D." "Not Our Class, Dear." "You did everything you could to get me to renounce where I came from." "Bess, this is not about my views on Earth... or how I did or didn't get along with your father." "It's about foundation, Morgan, and trust and honesty." "None of which we seem to have an abundance of." "So, maybe you should just turn around, and we'll get on with our separate lives." " Bess." " I mean it, Morgan." "[ Grunts ]" "[ Device Hisses ] [ Grunts ]" "[ Morgan ] I had a career to consider." "You know how people will use anything on the stations to destroy you." "Mm-hmm." "And a marital contract tie to Earth?" "That's just the thing they need to pass you over for a level jump at review." "I took a risk even marrying Bess." "Big risk." "Still, I don't know how I'm gonna live without her though." "She's the only thing that's kept me sane." "She's the only person who's ever really believed in me." "It's so hard to hear her say she wants somebody else." "So, fix it then." "Gear log, research entry." "Coded." "[ Beeping ] Molecular activity is normal, despite recent symbiotic tendencies exhibited with the alien species." "Brain scan indicates cellular energy output to be higher than normal at the pineal." "[ Beeps ]" "[ Sighs ]" "Beginning incision, three millimeters. [ Buzzing ]" "Harvest procedure." "[ Beating Heart ]" "Alien life-form now present." "Further verifying boy's tie to the species." "Unsure whether the species has indication of the procedure." "[ Beeps ] Boy's energy output at the pineal gland increased tenfold." "Alonzo?" "It's his heart." "He'll die." "If you harvest this boy, we all die." "He's a link." "A link to what?" "Humanity's survival." "He's the first in a long line of evolutionary changes, and without these changes, we will perish." "The Terrians are providing these changes?" "The Terrians are witnessing them, the same way they did in their own kind millions of years ago." "What you're about to do poses the greatest threat... to our own survival as a species." "[ Beeping ] [ Reilly On Headset ] Heller?" "Heller." "I know you're on." "I'm receiving gear signal." "Heller, sign on." "I want a report." "Heller?" "Heller, sign on." "[ Bird Calls ]" "You guys haven't seen Morgan, have you?" "I think he was up before sunrise." "Can't imagine him walking off by himself alone though." "Yeah, that's not really like him, is it?" "So, Bess, are you gonna tell us who the lucky guy is?" "Funny, guys." "Oh, sorry." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "You look like you've seen a ghost." "I just didn't sleep well is all." "Were you dreaming?" "No." "You?" "No." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Julia, I'm wondering whether you should check on Devon and Uly." "I've never seen them sleep so late." "Well, I'm sure if they're sleeping late, they probably need it." "It's not as if I harbor any kind of animosity toward" "It's just that- [ Sighs ]" "It's a question of common ground." "Perhaps if things had been a little different between us from the beginning" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Beeps ]" "[ Sighs ] It's not right." "Okay." "[ Beeping ]" "Try again." "[ Breathes Deeply ]" "Say we were to meet now, for the first time, and you were to ask me, as you did some years ago when Bess first brought me down," ""What is it about my daughter, Mr. Martin, that makes you want to take her station-side?"" "and I were to say" "[ Sighs ] something better than I did." "[ Sighs ] I'm" " I'm not very good at this." "[ Beeps ]" "[ Morgan ] I'm sorry I didn't do this in person while you were alive." "Truth is, I didn't know how to talk to you." "I was afraid, I guess." "I was afraid that you would see right through me, that you would tell Bess that I was really some sort of fraud." "[ Breathes Deeply ] It was like a dream, falling in love with Bess, and I always thought that someone would come along and burst it." "I thought for sure you would." "I held my breath, I prayed." "I still pray." "And when she told me her thoughts about someone else," "I said, "It's over. "" "Because every day I wait for someone to come along and burst the dream, take away my life and tell me that I don't deserve any of it." "Oh, I always thought that Bess... was going to lose interest in me some day, and I suppose maybe I've" "I've made that happen." "I can't imagine life without her." "She, uh, still wears... that pendant that you gave her." "I heard you say that it would always remind you of her." "I" "Last wild"fl"ower on Earth." "[ Beeps ]" "[ Whispers ] Bess." "Bess, I- Shh." "Ask me." "What?" "Ask me, Morgan." "Bess, will you..." "marry me?" "[ Beeping ]" "How long since you last tried to wake him?" "Um, about 20 minutes." "And he didn't regain full consciousness?" "He seems to be fighting for it, but he was never really fully awake." "You know, I had a hard time waking up today as well." "Walman reported the same." "He's fine." "His body just needs to rest." "Neuro-scan indicates he's already started to climb." "He'll be awake in a couple of hours." "Probably just a mild form of shock." "Shock?" "Shock?" "What from?" "Traumatic event." "Probably a delayed reaction to the planet." "The fact that we crashed, uh, the radical changes in his basic level of health." "Five weeks on this planet." "He's been through a lot." "[ Chuckles ] I feel like I've been through 20 lifetimes already." "Devon, I assure you." "He'll be fine." "By this afternoon, he is gonna be antsy and bored." "I'll call you when he wakes up." "Come on." "[ Devon ] All right." "Man wasn't meant to live alone, boys." "Ah, sure, we think of ourselves as pillars of strength, tall oaks reaching for the heavens, but I'll tell you - there's nothing like the love of a woman." "It'll see you through the darkest nights, the deepest plagues." "It feeds you when you wanna die, cleans your socks when you think there's nothing left to live for." "Piece of advice for you guys." "Don't daily around." "You're on a planet of, what- not counting biped lizards and convicts- five, six available women?" "Martin,you decide on a term yet?" "A term." "A commitment term?" "Yale needs to know for the ceremony." "Oh, a term." "Gear log, research entry." "Coded." "The atmospheric conditions on this planet... seem to slow the healing properties of the cytokine on the laser scar." "I'm hoping the scar will be gone within eight hours... or at least before detection by Eden group." "[ Chattering ]" "Trauma reaction was greater than expected." "It's been 10 hours and the boy is still in unconscious rise." "The only concern will be his level of recall." "Devon." "How are you feeling?" "Everything's okay." "Hi, honey." "Hi." "You feeling okay?" "Mm-hmm." "Oh." "[ Yale ] Matrimony has always been a momentous occasion in our lives." "Even after the contract renewal acts of the late 21 st century, designed to strengthen birth rates in Earth's environmentally red-tagged areas, marriage remained a deeply emotional and soulful commitment." "Now, in this new world, at this new beginning, the couple standing before us has vowed to renew that bond, and to do so with such ardent passion... so as to forego station and Earth contract law," "and pledge to one another a lifelong commitment, made free of encumbrances and wrought with love alone." "If any in this community wish to dissent, speak now, and deal with me." "Morgan Horatio Martin, Bess Amelia Klempt, do you take this commitment in hand and in heart, and in the presence of one another, until death do you part?" "[ Together] We do." "And so, uh, to the inhabitants of this new world," "I present, once again, Morgan and Bess Martin." "You may kiss your wife." "[ Yale Laughs ] [ Clapping ]" "[ Chattering ]" "You were right." "The change does start there." "When I opened the boy's cranium for the removal, there was no pineal." "What?" "That's impossible." "There's evidence that one existed, but I believe the changes affected it well beyond our limited understanding." "I'll continue to monitor the boy." "I'm sure that his symbiosis with the Terrians will only deepen." "In two years, the 250 Syndrome children that followed your group... will arrive to colonize this planet." "What do you think will happen if they all take this change?" "If the change starts with the Syndrome children, it's an evolutionary step." "And if we don't have the ability to harness this evolutionary change?" "How would you recommend to the Council we maintain control of this planet?" "Maybe we all better face the fact that those Syndrome children, those outcasts of the station, will have a very powerful position on this planet." "And there's probably very little you or I could ever do about it." "[ Sighs ]" "Stay close to the boy." "[Julia Narrating ] As a species, we've come a long way." "We've learned how to control everything, from D.N.A. to matrimony." "As a group, we're still trying to figure out whether we'll make it." "We learn more about our limits every day." "Even if that means telling a simple lie to protect a boy's life." "Your idea or hers, the no-limit marriage?" "Well, he made an offer of a hundred years." "She countered with forever." "Good." "A hundred years is nothing." "Goes by like that." "Trust me." "[ Continues ]" "[ No Audible Dialogue ]" "[ No Audible Dialogue ]" "Hi there." "Hi." "How are you feeling?" "Okay." "How come you're not dancing?" "It's not every day you get to dance to 250-year-old music, you know." "I know." "Would you dance with me?" "I don't know." "Come on." "Come on." "Okay." "[Julia Narrating ] We've had more success than any animal in the universe controlling life." "We create it artificially." "We mimic it with computers." "Yet we still don't know what it is that really makes it tick." "What keeps life lunging forward, desperately screaming for survival?" "What drives us to chase ourselves off our own planet, onto floating cans in space, and then finally across the universe to start again in someone else's home?" "Maybe there are some things we'll never know." "And maybe the key is to know what those things are... and to leave them alone." "[ Continues ]"
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"Okuni and Gohei" "Michiyo Kogure..." "Okuni" "Tomoemon Otani..." "Gohei" "Sô Yamamura..." "Tomonojo" "Jun Tazaki..." "lori, Okuni's husband" "Eiko Miyoshi..." "Okuni's mother" "Kamatari Fujiwara..." "Doctor" "Junichirô Tanizaki (story)" "Toshio Yasumi (writer)" "Directed By Mikio Naruse" "Be careful, Madame." "Don't worry." "I'm fine." "I'd like to stop, but it's getting dark." "Let's go a little further." "Does it hurt?" "It's a rough and difficult road." "Yes." "I think we should have taken better footwear" "I'm not certain we'll be able to accomplish what we set out to do." "My leg will get better if I go easier on it." "When I see you in pain," "I feel all the more need to find Ikeda Tomonojo and take our revenge." "I feel the same way." "But with this leg," "I must be a lot of trouble for you." "That talk again?" "It looks like spring." "This journey has made me forget the seasons." "Already back?" "Yes, I've returned." "And what have you heard?" "Tomonojo seems to have stopped at the barracks here once." "I see." "I went to see the Lord." "The people at the castle said they would do whatever they could if Tomonojo comes back" "But if we're off looking somewhere else for him..." "Yes, I suppose you're right." "Gohei, why don't you stay a little while here?" "I don't want you to be concern about me like that." "How is your room?" "I have a good one downstairs." "But more importantly, how is your right leg?" "It's much better." "That's good." "But you must be tired." "Why don't you stay and rest a bit?" " I can't do that." " There's no need for such reserve." "Thank you very much, but don't worry about me." "I have everything I need." "If you can say that, Gohei, there isn't much more I can ask." "I do feel grateful for that!" "Excuse me." "Well..." "Let the celebration begin!" "The head of the Number One troupe is honoured to marry Gomatsu Shogoro to Aina Kinako." "If we are to carry our duties we must now all wish them the best." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "It sure is lively." "Its a wedding celebration for the traveling actors." "A wedding celebration?" "Where are you heading, Sir?" "Your companion is really pretty." " Sorry about all the noise." " Not at all." "It looks like rain." "Rain?" "Oh, it's you Okuni" "Did you know it was me from the sound of the shakuhachi?" "I wanted to see you." "I don't see much of you these days" "Is your father home?" "Yes." "Could you have him meet me here?" "That is..." "Isn't that the promise we made to each other?" "Yes, but..." "Tomonojo... here..." "What?" "A letter?" "Please read it." "A letter?" "it must mean..." "Aren't you going to tell me yourself?" "Please forgive me!" "Tomonojo... as you know, I talked with my father once more." "I would like you to forget about our promise" "My father has convinced me to take back my promise" "At the request of my father," "I discussed a marriage with lori." "The talks went well, and it was decided that I will marry him" "Tomonojo, as you have no wealth nor support" "I have given up on marrying you," "It sings nicely." "My father used to take care of this nightingale" "Time goes by so quickly." "It's already been half a year since he died." "It was just after I got here, wasn't it?" "Who's that?" "It's bothersome." "Yes, it is." "Are you going out?" "I'm going to Karube's place." "I was hoping that you would spend your days off at home." "But it's boring here at home" "But what about dinner?" "I'll eat at Karube's." "I was going to make something you liked." "If you want to do something I like, it doesn't have to be food" "Is the Master still out?" "Yes..." "I sent Gohei after him." "You look lonely, Okuni." "Master lori is such an important person" "It seems your feelings don't reach him." "Madame!" "What's wrong?" "The Master was assassinated." "How?" "I was following him and..." "Ikeda Tomonojo" "I'm very sorry about this, Madame." "It looks like the rain has us stuck here not that it's such a terrible thing." "The traveling actors are making use of the day and are leaving" "I can not see them very well from here." "You cannot?" "There is so much rain..." "It's difficult to discern" "Can you show me the two who got married?" "I can't tell for sure" "They seem so happy and carefree" "I feel sorry for you" "You've spent these years to repay your debt despite all the obstacles in our path" "during these past two or three years, I paid off my debt to my master." "These days, hardly anyone would do that." "You've done much more than you think already" "I'll stay with you ten or twenty years if that's what it takes." "Excuse me" "There's going to be a puppet play downstairs." "Will you come and see it?" "Oh, that sounds interesting, Madame" "Puppet play "Love Suicide at Amijima"" "this is far enough." "We need to make our dying instructions." "The Goddess of Mercy will stay here tonight" "We will die tomorrow and..." "I will meet the mother who bore me in the beyond" " Gohei?" " Yes?" "It looks like it'll be rain tomorrow" "Yes, it does." "It's quite annoying." "What if we have bad luck and can't find him for years?" "We'll get old and grey" "What are you getting at, Madame?" "we might never go back home" "Maybe we'll die on our journey" "Madame," "when things are difficult, think of the Master who was assassinated so brutally" "then you can feel hate for Tomonojo" "Please." "Yes, I know." "Don't have such weak thoughts." "Go to sleep." "It's that shakuhachi again" "It sure sounds spooky on this rainy night" "I wish whoever it is would stop" "Yes indeed." "It finally stopped" "Now I can sleep" "Sometimes, I get the feeling that... it's Tomonojo playing that shakuhachi." "What did you say?" "Madame?" "Are you sleeping?" "Madame?" ""The aforementioned parties are requested"" ""to find the whereabouts of her husband's murderer"" ""Ikeda Tomonojo and strike him down"" ""By obediently fulfilling these two duties,"" ""Wakato Gohei can repay his debt to his master "" ""and restore himself to favour. "" "Okuni, your mother will wait as long as it takes." "Okuni, I pray that nothing happens to you on the road." "Okuni, revenge your husband's honour!" "You must not think it too much for a woman to act as a warrior." "After you've completed your mission, you'll earn the praise of the Lord and high position." "Tomonojo is a spineless samurai and no match for Gohei." "That's right." "If I can only find him" "The day you come home... we'll welcome you even better than we gave farewell today." "What's wrong?" "My leg has started to hurt again." "Try to pull yourself together" "I'm sorry..." "I cause you a lot of trouble." "Stop saying that." "Show it to me," "Where does it hurt?" "Ah, this looks quite painful" "Were you keeping quiet about it all this time?" "You just make it worse." "It's that shakuhachi again." "It's always that same tone." "It does seem to be following us." "That would make us being hunted." "I'd like to see who it is." "Don't bother yourself with that," "Tomonojo was good at the shakuhachi" "He often used to play for me before I got married." "Madame!" "It feels much better" "To give up now wouldn't be fair... to the people waiting for us back home." "Isn't it right Gohei?" "Yes." "That's true." "Well, let's go." " Gohei?" " Yes?" "What is it?" "by the time the flowers in my garden back home bloom," "Let's finish this business" "I'm not sure if that's possible." "Sorry to keep you waiting" "Not at all." "It was refreshing to take off my sweaty clothes, but my leg still hurts." "Well, rest well." "It's not going to get that much better even with rest." "Then, what do you want me to do about it?" "What is it?" "Are you angry about something?" "Not at all!" "What would I be angry about?" "But..." "Madame!" "You said that Tomonojo used to play the shakuhachi for you," "When was that?" "Madame!" "Tomonojo and I made a promise to each either" "But my father refused him" "I thought you knew about that." "I do know that." "And after that I met my husband and married him." "I know that it was before you got married" "But where did he play for you?" "And how did he play?" "Madame," "Please tell me." "Why do you ask such things?" "Forget about the past." "Yes" "Have you... forgotten your position?" "I was wrong." "Please excuse me" "I shouldn't have asked such a foolish thing," "I..." "I have embarrassed himself." "Please don't make such a big affair out of it," "But does my past bothers you that much?" "Do you think I'm a loose woman?" "No." "Why would I" "You do, don't you?" "Yes," "What's wrong?" "It does bother you, doesn't it?" "Yes." "I want to give him some money." "This is really..." ""As your mother, I will wait for you as long as I have to. "" ""Okuni, may nothing happen to you on the road. "" ""Okuni, make sure to take your revenge on your husband's enemy"" ""A wife is to follow the way of the samurai"" ""After you've completed your mission,"" ""you'll earn the praise of the Lord and a high position"" ""Tomonojo is a spineless samurai, and no match for you, Gohei"" "Gohei, How was it?" "It seems Tomonojo and his horse stopped here, but he's headed somewhere thirty ri from here." "Then there was no reason for us to come here, either." "Madame." ""Ferry"" "Ah, it's you isn't it?" "You!" "It's the Toyama medicine dealer." "Yes." "Imagine meeting you here." "Madame, it must be difficult for you." "We've been unlucky" "We haven't found our enemy yet." "I'm very sorry to hear that" "You know, every year I go to your place" "I'm much indebted to everyone there." "So you visit our home?" "Yes, I was just there a month ago." " Is everyone in good health?" " Yes" "Nothing has changed has it?" "Well, someone has..." "Karube" "Karube?" "He was one of the Master's friends." "What happened to him?" "Just like your Master, he was assassinated and so was the man with him" "On evening, every one is talking about it" "Karube to be assassinated is quite something but are people talking about us?" "Yes." "Everyone must be waiting for us to return, right?" "Well, yes, but... the rumours about Karube have grown too big." "What do you mean?" "Well..." "After they gave us such a splendid send-off... they've forgotten about us." "Madame, that's just..." "The ferry is leaving!" "The medicine is ready." "You should go to bed once you've had it." "After you heard the news from home... you seem to have lost your spirit" "The medicine man was just spreading rumours," "I know that" "It's just that I feel listless today." "What is it?" "Nothing." "There's going to be an O-bon dance tonight" "Is that right?" "Do you want to go see it?" "No, I'll... would you mind waiting here by yourself?" "No." "Then..." "I'm back" "How was the O-bon dance?" "There were a lot of people." "You should have come" "No, but it's good you saw it." "You chase our enemy around rain or shine on top of that my weaknesses are another burden on you" "It must be really hard for you" "What are you saying, Madame?" "What's wrong?" "I've been cold since I took a bath." "That won't do!" "Do you have a fever?" "Lie down." "I'll get a maid." "Please lie down." "Are you suffering, Madam?" "Madame, your cloth..." "It's already dry..." "you must have a terrible fever" "Madame." "Right here" "Is this the doctor?" "Thanks for coming." "Sorry I'm late." "Where is the patient?" "Ah, Can you take down the mosquito netting?" "Is it food poisoning or something?" "I'm worried that it might be some serious illness" "Well, all illnesses are bad, you know" "Well, let's have a look" "Ah, this won't do at all." "My hands are still shaking after looking at those corpses" "Corpses?" "What?" "You haven't heard?" "Did you see the people strung up out in front of the lord's house?" "Ah, yes." "People were talking about that." "A woman took revenge on the people who killed her husband last year" "It was the assassins corpses" "She really gave it to them!" "But she did a nice job of it" "Here take this" "Oh, sorry, those were my glasses." "Madame, don't worry" "The doctor said that you were just tired" "You don't need to worry" "The wife who took revenge on her husband's killer" "I don't think she did it by herself" "She must be a happy person now." "Madame." "Madame, are you going to sleep?" "Yes" "What do you think of that fellow on the second floor?" "It is really something" "I was really impressed," " He takes such good care of her." " that right." "If I had someone like that" "I might get sick myself." "you already are sick with your own little illness!" "Excuse me" "How is she?" "Quiet, please" " Would you put up the netting?" " Yes." "Excuse me." "Please excuse me." "Don't strain yourself" "I just wanted to ask if you want something to eat." "Take your time" "Madame, will you have something to eat?" "No, thank you." "But you should." "I'm sorry." "I can't anymore" "Madame, caring for you and taking revenge are two ways to pay off the same debt." "But Gohei... if" "What is it?" "if Tomonojo has already died what will become of us?" "You say some strange things, Madame." "I think it's because of your illness" "No, it isn't" "The people back home... who sent us out with applause... don't care about you or me" "Madame" "It isn't illness that made me say that it has been on my mind for a long time." "I just had time to think it over" "But what good thinking that way do you now?" "I'm unhappy" "I'm unhappy." "Unhappy." "there's one thing you need to remember and one thing you must do." "What?" "For certain, we will find him and kill him what would you do if I weren't here?" "Would you go to kill him?" "No, that's" "Who decided that we had to kill him?" "I can't answer that even if you ask me." "Revenge is stopping me from being happy" "Really..." "It's getting in the way of my true happiness" "Madame" "what is true happiness?" "at the bequest of my father" "I married lori" "That's all there was between us." "That's" "Madame, stop!" "please stop!" "Please!" "Gohei, where are you going?" "Madame" "Chasing after Tomonojo and killing him." "This is happiness for me" "At your service, Madame." "Thank you..." "It's so hot." "There's no wind at all" "Here, go ahead and use this." "What about your carer?" "He went swimming in the river to escape the heat" "Well, good night." "Welcome" " I would like a room." " please come in" "Is that you Gohei?" "Where did you go Gohei?" "Thank you." "Please, come again." "Excuse me." "Sorry to keep you waiting" "What does the sick person in the next room look like?" " Don't you know?" " No" "She's very pretty." "And her carer is handsome, too." "Madame, will you have some rice porridge this morning." "Yes." "What's wrong Gohei?" "You and I, we both " "Madame..." "This is difficult for me." "Tell me what I should do?" "What are the pains in your heart?" "Our hearts have been in tune for a long time now" "Isn't that right, Gohei?" "Yes." "Will you always hold me dear?" "That again?" "What are you saying?" "you were the first to teach me happiness as a woman." "Madame." "I'm so happy" "I'm very happy" "As of today, please stop calling me "Madame. "" "Why?" "Why don't you come closer?" "I don't need anything more than this." " Madame, how are you feeling?" " Better" "Then we must leave here and take our revenge on Tomonojo as soon as we can" "I feel a hundred times braver than I was before." "Can't we be happy just like this?" ""like this?" "What do you mean?" "Like this" "Or would it be better to chase after Tomonjo?" "But if we don't take our revenge, we can't go back home" "I can't make it in the world, and you... you won't be able to see your family." "But, Gohei... what if you or I were killed by Tomonojo." "That's a ridiculous thing to say" "It's only Tomonojo, after all." "That's true, but even if he's so despicable he might do anything." "Why bring that up now?" "Please have faith in your Gohei's skills" "So are you saying that we have to continue our journey?" "If I don't avenge our Lord's assassination," "I'll leave an unpaid debt to my Lord" "I wouldn't like that at all" "I also want... to become a good samurai, the kind of samurai you deserve." "In that case, you aren't taking revenge for the Master" "It's for us, isn't it?" "Doesn't it work out to the same thing?" "Madame, do you really feel better?" "Yes." "Then while I go to get things for the trip you can get ready" "Excuse me." "Okuni, It's been a long time." "You!" "Okuni, I've wanted to see your face." "you're horrible!" "Okuni, I want to live." "Tomonojo, is that something a samurai would say?" "I know... what the way of the samurai is," "If you wanted to live so much, why did you come here?" "Okuni, to tell you the truth, I've been following you." "That priest..." "That was me, yes." "from the tone of the shakuhachi." "You should have known it was me" "You killed my husband How can you say that?" "But even if you despise me, couldn't you have some pity on me" "I'm not going to listen to that." "Tomonojo, let's duel!" "No!" "That's not manly of you." "I wanted to be a good samurai," "but everyone thinks I'm a lazy and useless liar" "The world hates me, and so do you." "it's my fate if people think of me like that, it's not something I've done" "Tomonojo." "Okuni, last night..." "I heard your story from the room through the wall" "I was moved." "Tomonojo" "Haven't you found your true happiness already?" "I think that you too, really want to live." "Or do you still think that you have to take your revenge?" "Did you love lori that much?" "Forget about the way of the samurai go live somewhere with Gohei" "I'm going to disappear." "I want you to be happy" "I'm going to be following you until I know your answer." "Madame, what happened?" "Nothing." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "It'll be winter soon" "Hurry and take your revenge." "Yes, then I could go back home with you sooner" "traveling with me is not enough?" "No, though it is pleasant traveling with you." "Sometimes I forget about taking revenge" "and I'm happy to be together" "Which is more important:" "being with me?" "or your loyalty to the Master?" "Aren't both being with you and our duty important?" "I see." "In order to fulfill your duties, you'll do anything." "Madame." "That shakuhachi follows us day and night." "I'm certain he's around here somewhere" "Find him." "Quick." "Yes." "Gohei, so you've come" "Who are you?" "Madame, Tomonojo is here!" "Okuni, I'd like to hear your answer." "Answer to what?" "Tomonojo, let's duel." "You're the loyalty in person" "But consider the beauty of" "Okuni the woman you're with." "What harm is there in continuing your journey?" "Tomonojo!" "If you take your revenge, you can go back home and land yourself a nice position" "What right do you have to say that to me?" "I'm just telling, perhaps to be on the road wasn't such a horrible thing." "How can you say that when you put us out on this journey?" "I'm sure that it's been difficult for you, but wasn't it a pleasure as well?" "Tomonojo?" "What do you mean?" "How can you say that" "Well, in fact" "I've followed you for a long time" "You are the happiest person in Japan," "I made a mistake, but this revenge of yours is also a mistake." "Madame." "If you don't kill him we can't go home" "No!" "I don't want to die" "You two love life so much" "Why can't you understand my love for life?" "I want to see my home in the spring" "And I want to make Gohei into a fine samurai." "Why do I have to die for that?" "Is that the way of the samurai?" "No!" "I don't want to die." "Tomonojo, let's begin." "I'll run." "I'll run anywhere." "That's disgraceful!" "A disgrace." "Give him his orders, Okuni." "Gohei!" "What are you doing?" "Gohei!" "Wait!" "You are not ready yet?" "Gohei, Okuni..." "When you go back, don't tell them what I said..." "I think it would be better if you didn't." "Is that all you have to say?" "Gohei, I have one more thing to say" "That woman over there," "Okuni," "she gave herself to me once." "You idiot!" "I was keeping it from you it was my attempt to protect your happiness." ""That woman over there"" ""Okuni"" ""You idiot!"" ""I was keeping it from you"" ""it was my attempt to protect your happiness. "" "What Tomonojo said?" "Is it true?" "It's a lie" "It's a lie" "Tomonojo was a liar." "I don't know if it's a lie." "with this we've accomplished what we set out to do." "Now we can go back" "The lord will praise you" "and I... will know my Mother's happiness" "Madame..." "Take me back home." "Please" "Let's go, please" "did you hear that?" "Hear what?" "That shakuhachi."
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"Happy birthday, Mrs. Hawkins." "Yes, Mrs. Hawkins." "Younger every year." "None of your frippery, John Harrow." "But music and friends do make you feeI" "Where's Jim?" "He's in the kitchen, I think." "Just put a head on that one, John." "It's going to thunder and lightning." "Then you best go lock yourself up in a closet." "You made that cake?" "No, I didn't." "And I'II thank you not to say I did." "Jim Hawkins made a cake!" "Jim Hawkins made a cake!" "No, I didn't." "only girls make cakes." "My mother made this cake herself." "surely she had to have a cake for her birthday." "Jim Hawkins dropped a cake!" "Jim Hawkins dropped a cake!" "Jim Hawkins dropped a cake!" "Stop following me around." "Upon my soul!" "Why, Jim, you didn't go and bake a--?" "Here's the cake you made, Mother." "I trust it's good." "It's the best cake ever." "I raise a mug to Jim Hawkins, proprietor of the admiral Benbow." "Jim." "Speech!" "Come on, get up." "Speech, speech." "well, I don't know what to say, but ever since Father died..." "... andwithMotherhavingtodo the work, I'm glad each time she gets older." "I mean, then I get older too." "And soon I'II be able to do all the work and won't have to make speeches." "Here she comes." "Everybody to the taproom." "We'II cut the cake in there." "Everybody take a seat." "Oh, Jim, there go the shutters." "Go up and close them, will you?" "At your service, ma'am." "Now what?" "I'm scared." "Aren't you scared?" "No, I'm not." "It's girls that make me nervous." "Why don't you go downstairs, where there's more room to be scared in." "I want a bunk with a sea view." "This way, sir." "Have you seen this man around here before?" "He looks like a seafaring man." "He certainly doesn't belong to these parts." "Hey!" "I want a noggin of rum." "Yes, sir." "Mind, you clod." "Have an eye to that chest." "Here." "Now, you never made this voyage, you understand?" "You never seen me and you don't know nothing." "Get out." "What are you looking for?" "Strangers, sonny, strangers." "I don't like strangers coming aboard me sudden-Iike." "Makes my spine jump like a porpoise, it does." "What might your name be?" "Jim Hawkins." "Now, look here, Jim, you and me's going to be mates." "You'II get a silver four-penny bit every month..." "... ifyouwatchesout for strangersand comes and lets the old captain know..." "... whentheytopsthe horizon." "well, what manner of strangers?" "Seafaring men." "well, all seafaring men?" "No, no, no, son." "There's a special cut of the jib to these seafaring men." "But most especially, I want you to keep your eye open..." "... fora seafaringmanwithoneleg." "A seafaring man with one leg?" "Aye." "Upon my word, sir, what shall I tell them?" "What do they want?" "Never you mind what they want." "You go on down below and get me a noggin of rum." "A double noggin, Jim, because I'm becaImed." "BecaImed on a sea of troubles, and I've got to fill my sails again." "Yes, sir." "Who is he, Jim?" "What did he say?" "I don't know." "Something about seafaring men with no ears and no legs and no" "Hey, drop anchor, matey." "We'II fill the cask where you lie." "Rum for all hands, say I." "Here's a new port all full of pretty wenches..." "... andstrongyoungbuckoes." "clear the decks for pleasant action." "fill a pretty belly with grog and that's what makes the world..." "... spinonitspoles,sayI." "Hey, belay there." "The rum." "I'm not much on strong liquor, sir." "Besides, we have to go now." "It's getting" ""Go," say ye?" "You'II stay." "You'II all stay." "Sit yourselves down on your binnacIes." "Jim, matey, the rum." "I ain't like all seafaring men." "GenteeI, I am, and a dove at heart, mates." "Why, I know some seafaring men, them as boarded a Spanish brig..." "... allloadeddownwith CastiIian dons and their beauteous ladies." "And what did they do?" "GenteeI like me, ye thinks?" "No." "They slices them dons like bread loaves..." "... andfeedsthemtothesharks." "And what did they do to the beauteous ladies?" "Why, after courting their favor, as it were..." "... savingyourpresence,matey..." "... theyslitstheveins of their pearly white arms..." "... andusestheirblueblood to warm their rum." "And then what did they do, matey?" "bless my soul, sir, what else was left?" "There was the song, Jim." "Singing by all hands." "Now, come on." "We'II all tip the stave." "Come on!" "Come on, sing!" "bottle of rum, you old hag!" "bottle of rum!" ""bottle of rum! "" "We'II tip it again now." "Come on!" "Dr." "Livesey." "Mrs." "Hawkins." "It was Mother's birthday." "We were just having a little entertainment, doctor." "well, my compliments, Mrs. Hawkins." "A little brandy, Jim." "My pleasure, sir." "Come on, mates." "Now we'II tip it again." "Thought sure we were in for a storm" "Hey!" "silence there between decks." "You addressing me, sir?" "Is it blowing a gale of wind you can't hear me?" "What did I say?" "I have only this to say:" "I don't know you." "But by your look, if you continue drinking rum..." "... theworldwillsoonberid of a very dirty scoundrel." "I'II split you double, you" "If you do not lower that cutIass..." "... Ipromiseon my honorthatyou shall hang at the next assizes." "And furthermore, sir..." "... I'mnotonlyadoctor, I'm magistrate here." "And if I catch another breath of complaint against you..." "... ifonlyforapieceofincivilitylikethis, I'II have you routed out of here." "Let that suffice?" "I ask your patience, sir." "Just a squall from a poor old sailor man..." "... whotooktoomuch rum over his bowsprit." "I ask your pardon." "It was a nice party." "Don't worry, Mrs. Hawkins." "Don't worry." "Goodbye." "Thank you." "Praise be, Jim, the man was only full of talk." "But bless my soul, sir." "He certainly can sing." "well, sonny." "Come here." "Come here, sonny." "A little closer." "Here." "Now, is this here table for my mate bill?" "I don't know your mate bill." "But don't bill live here?" "No." "Nobody but the captain." "Oh, captain, it is?" "truly, sir." "I can" "Here comes my old mate bill now." "bless his heart, to be sure." "Jim, lad!" "The rum." "I'm becaImed again." "Come, bill." "You know me." "You know an old shipmate, surely." "black Dog." "black Dog as ever was." "Come for to see his old shipmate billy." "well, speak up." "The porter, sonny." "Porter." "well?" "Now, bill, I've been after you, now." "No, by the powers, and there's an end to it!" "If it comes to swinging, swing one, swing all." "I'II part your dirty wig!" "Out, you bIubberous barnacIe." "Next time I'II sever your gullet." "Humor him, Jim." "I'II be back." "Where you going?" "To Mr. DooIittIe's." "I'II get him to ride to Livesey's..." "... soheandhis constablescancome and get that man out of here at once." "Rum, Jim." "Rum." "Are you hurt?" "I gotta get away from here, Jim." "I gotta slip my hawsers." "Captain, you've been drinking too much." "Remember, the doctor said" "Doctors is all swabs." "I've lived on rum, I tell you." "It's been meat and drink to me, man and wife." "And I needs rum now, Jim." "Mother locked up all the rum." "She said" "I've got to have it, Jim." "I gotta have it." "Look." "See how me fingers fidget?" "I can't stop it, Jim." "I gotta have a drain of rum." "If I don't, I'II have the horrors." "And then I'II see flint there behind you in the corner, just as plain as print." "well, is flint the one-Iegged man?" "No, no, but he'II be there too." "Both of them will be there if you don't get me the rum." "Oh, go on, quick." "Before they come in and slips me the black spot." "well, what's the black spot?" "It's a summons, Jim." "A summons." "Do they wanna kill you?" "No, no, it's my sea chest they're after." "What's in the sea chest?" "Pieces of eight." "pearls as big as ostrich eggs." "AII the gold your heart can desire." "And just for a little noggin of rum, Jim." "would a half a noggin do?" "That's my matey." "There we go, lad." "Wait here." "I'II see." "will any kind friend inform a poor blind man..." "... whohaslostthe precioussight of his eyes in the gracious defense..." "... ofhisnativecountry,england, and God bless King George..." "... whereinwhateverpart of this country he may now be." "You are at the admiral Benbow, black hill Cove, sir." "I hear a voice." "A young voice." "will ye not take my hand, me kind young friend, and lead me in?" "certainly, sir." "I" " I" "Now, boy, take me to the captain." "well, no, sir." "Upon my word, I dare not." "Take me straight or I'II break your arm." "Oh, it isn't for yourself, I mean." "He has his cutlass." "Another gentIeman" "Come, now, march." "Yes, sir." "Hi, bill." "Your old friend Pew." "Now, sit where you are, bill." "GentIemanIy-Iike." "I can't see, but I can hear even a finger stirring." "Business is business." "Now, right up to him." "Aye, bill." "Now, boy, take his hand and bring it close to mine." "There." "That's done." "That's done." "We'II do him yet!" "Not a doubloon." "I fought and bled for it." "It's mine." "Every farthing of it." "Mine!" "I'm swing on Execution Dock... ." "Jim, what's happened?" "Why, he's dead." ""You have till 1 0 tonight. "" "black spot." "And they'II be back again, too." "Who will be?" "The men that wanted to kill the captain." "They wanna own the treasure in his chest upstairs." "Let's get out of here." "No." "The captain owes us money." "We'II go get what he owes us." "They can't take that." "Jim, I'm so frightened." "I'II see no harm comes to you, Mother." "I'm not afraid." "We shouldn't, Jim, they'II" "Come on, Mother." "He says there's gold and silver and pearls as big as ostrich eggs." "We'II show them we're honest." "We'II take what is our due and not a farthing over." "Why, there's nothing there at all." "There's some coins, though." "Open the door!" "There's something." "I'II take what I have." "Up." "Down with it!" "In!" "In!" "In!" "bill's dead." "well, search him..." "... someofyoubrass-brainedIubbers." "Get the chest!" "Aye, aye, sir." "Jim, I'm going to faint." "No, Mother." "Here." "Down with the door!" "They've been here before." "Someone's turned out the chest aIow and aloft." "Is it there?" "There's some money." "Not money, you squid." "flint's fist." "flint's fist!" "You below!" "Is it on bill?" "It's that whining little sneaking brat." "I should have torn his arm off." "I should have put his eyes out!" "Scatter and find him!" "We'II have to budge, mates." "What?" "Give him the whip." "Wait." "Johnny." "black Dog." "wallace." "You wouldn't leave old Pew, would you, mates?" "After them, boys." "Scour the thickets." "Jim!" "Jim!" "Mrs. Hawkins!" "Here we are, Dr. Livesey." "Here we are." "Oh, dearie me, dearie me." "Who were they?" "They wanted to kill the captain." "But he dropped dead..." "... justlikeyousaidhewould ." "well, what did they say?" "well, they wanted something up in his chest upstairs." "flint's fist or something, I don't know." "This is all I took." "Do you suppose that could be anything?" "flint's fist?" "well, there's only one flint." "I know that." "Why, it's only a map." "What are those funny red crosses there?" ""bulk of treasure. "" "bless my... ." "quickly." "Into the coach, both of you." "Vance, back here at once." "well, where are we going, doctor?" "To Squire TreIawney's." "Jim, my boy, you may have stumbled..." "... onthesecretofthecentury." "It's it." "It's it, I tell you." "Squire TreIawney, are you sure?" "Sure?" "The actual chart of flint's treasure." "The very island it's buried on." "Latitude." "Longitude." "Jim, now, look here." "The very bIockhouse and stockade..." "... wheretheinfamouspirate held off attack." "Squire, you get so confoundedly overheated." "What do you propose to do?" "Why, bless me for a fat mole, we'II" "We'II dig it up." "Won't we, Jim?" "Won't we, young Hawkins?" "I have my own shovel, sir." "shovel?" "shovel?" "You'II have more than that." "You'II be the richest lad in england." "In the whole world." "But, squire, a moment, now." "We'II need a ship." "We'II need a crew." "Tomorrow I leave for bristol." "In two weeks from today, I'II have the finest ship..." "... andthechoicestcrewinengland." "Those cutthroats who attacked tonight have shown us they'II stop at nothing." "Others too, perhaps." "We must proceed with absolute secrecy." "exactly, sir." "exactly." "Sphinxes, all." "Do you hear that, Jim?" "Sphinxes." "Sphinxes, all." "There's just one man I'm afraid of." "And who's that, sir?" "Who's that?" "Name the dog." "You, sir." "For you cannot hold your tongue." "I?" "I?" "Why, doctor, blast me, I" "Livesey, you're always in the right of it." "I'II be as silent as a grave." "TaIIyho, Jim." "How are you, my boy?" "It was a wondrous ride, sir." "Where's our ship?" "We all ready to sail?" "Not for several days." "Dr. Livesey won't be here till Saturday." "Hunter." "Where's our ship, sir?" "Ship?" "Ship?" "There she lies." "The good ship Hispaniola." "And a tighter craft never sailed the seven seas." "bless my soul, sir." "AII right, now, give them another broadside." "AII together." "One, two, th" "well, sonny, was you aiming to blow the other leg off?" "I don't think it's loaded." "well, you ought to be certain." "You be the captain of that ship, now, be'n't you?" "well, I" "Come on, Jim, I'II show you to your" "Oh, he wanted to know if I was captain." "My captain is on his way from Dover." "Is there anything I can do?" "No, thank ye, sir." "Just an old sailor hobbIed down..." "... togetasmellofthesaltair and cast these eyes on a trim craft..." "... thelikesof which you sure have got here." "Yes, I think I have a good eye for a ship." "Do you mind if I just come aboard, please?" "Just for a spell." "Yes, you're-- You're welcome, my man." "Of course." "Squire, sir." "This way." "Squire." "This way, my friend." "Any assistance?" "well, well... ." "silver's the name." "Long John silver, they calls me." "At your service, sir." "Mr." "silver, sir." "TreIawney's my name." "Squire TreIawney." "And this is our cabin boy, Jim." "Jim Hawkins." "Aye, matey." "Smart as paint, I'II warrant, huh?" "Smart enough to see you've only one leg." "Jim, boy." "Yes, sir." "You're pretty smart, Jim." "So was that French gunner who touched off the ball..." "... thatblewthatleg ofmine overboard." "You served in the navy, my man?" "Aye, aye, sir." "Under admiral Hawke, off Biscay." "Under the immortal Hawke?" "Aye, aye, sir." "Are there many one-Iegged seafaring men?" "Why, the country's full of them, matey." "Just like storks on a roof." "truly, Mr. silver, I'm sorry for my bluntness." "Here, matey, you try this out." "Of course, you realize we can only sign on abIe-bodied men." "Oh, bless me, sir." "I didn't think when I came hobbling down here..." "... thatyou'dhaveany use for this timber leg and me." "Oh, no, no." "Now, you don't happen to have..." "... acookonboard,doyou?" "Cook?" "Why, no, not yet." "well, squire, I own a little sailor's tavern up here, and I can make salt pork..." "... tastejustlikeroastpheasant." "Why, damn me, silver, if you want the berth, you're hereby made ship's cook." "silver, this port is full of the most unreliable men." "Of the dozen or so that I signed on, eight have never come back." "Disappeared entirely." "Oh, no." "Now, ain't that a shame." "I wonder what could have happened to them." "ShiftIess idiots." "How many men might you be needing, squire?" "I should like a round score of stout fellows..." "... incaseof savagesorbuccaneers." "Oh, now, you be scared of pirates, huh?" "well, silver, one never knows." "Not presuming, sir, but I know every abIe-bodied seafaring man..." "... inthetownofbristol." "What say you that I fetch a flock of them right down here to you?" "Fetch them down." "Fetch them down, silver." "Why, strike me pink." "We may get SmoIIett's entire crew for him..." "... andbeabletosail sooner,eh,Jim?" "Aye." "Aye, aye, sir." "With your eye for seamen, sir-- Here, matey." "There you are." "Oh, sir, mayn't I go with Mr. silver?" "well, Jim" "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "There's a Iot to be done." "But, sir, I want to go." "please." "Oh, now, take the boy along, silver." "Take him along." "Show him the port, the ships." "Start his education for him." "AII right." "Come on, matey." "Come on." "That's the way it be, matey." "That's the way it be." "Then you surely would have been a captain if you hadn't lost your leg." "Come on, lads, come on." "Overboard with ye." "Oh, yes, I'd be captain." "I'd be captain, matey." "Here." "help yourself to a boatswain's pipe." "There you are." "Here." "Thank you." "Let me show you how to blow it." "Oh, thank you, Mr. silver." "Now you blow it." "This is my little inn, Jim, as I keep for sailors as ain't appreciated." "Mateys, this is Jim Hawkins, ship's boy off the Hispaniola." "Hi there." "Aye, lad." "You might be glad to know that I've been made ship's cook." "Just friends, Jim." "AII happy to know that old John's gonna get his health back." "They wouldn't be needing any other hands, would they, John?" "Them as is worthy, George." "I've just been yarning with the ship's owner." "Maybe I can convince him of your high qualities, them as has them." "Oh, John." "That's the kind of joke, Long John." "Now, this here is Dandy Dawson." "A gentleman, is Dandy." "Took to the sea for the love of it, he says." "WouIdn't harm a cockroach." "Your servant, sonny." "My pleasure, Mr. Dawson." "And this is william O'Brien." "Now, william is a lay reader in the church, is william." "Lost his ear defending a woman." "A maid in Santiago that he had taken unto his heart, as it were." "As it were, sonny." "bless my soul." "And, matey, this is israel Hands." "ugly israel, we calls him, but as honest a man as you'II find in the room, Jim." "My pleasure, Mr. Hands." "You come on a fair breeze, Master Hawkins." "Where's John?" "Stop him!" "Stop him!" "Here, here." "Jim, Jim, Jim." "Here, here." "Who is he?" "It's black Dog, stop him." "Who?" "black Dog?" "Who?" "What's he done?" "He was one of the buccaneers" "A buccaneer?" "Not one of the pirates that Squire TreIawney was telling us about?" "Yes." "He ought to be caught." "Now, have any of you ever seen the likes of him before?" "No, John." "Ain't a friend of anybody in here, be he?" "No." "No, John." "That's good." "That's good for all of you." "If I ever catch any of you running alongside the likes of that, why, I'II... ." "A scurvy pirate in my inn." "You wait here, matey." "I'II run and get me sea bag and me bird." "And we'II go right up and tell the squire about this." "BIimey." "Pirates." "Those are pretty boots, Master Hawkins." "Yes." "My mother gave them to me before I Ieft." "And the same size our foot is." "alike as two sister craft." "Yes." "I'm fond of pretty things, I am." "Yes." "Oh, a parrot." "Yes, matey." "If any of you wants a voyage, you go right down to the Hispaniola." "She's lying in wolf's Wharf." "Is it a boy or a girl parrot?" "No, Jim, a girl, and usually a weII-mannered little wench, too, says I." "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight, pieces of eight, pieces of eight." "Upon my word, she's a good talker." "well, I wouldn't say "good," Jim, but powerful." "What's her name?" "Captain flint, I calls her." "Here, matey." "You take her for a spell." "She likes you, Jim." "But does she bite?" "No, no." "Nary a nibble." "I thought most parrots liked to bite." "Not this one." "She's a lovebird, matey." "You know, I've been thinking about the squire, matey." "Yes, Mr. silver." "You just call me Long John." "Yes, Long John." "You know, I don't think..." "... thatweoughttotell him about that black Dog, now, do you?" "well, why not?" "well, the squire is very excitable." "He's got a Iot on his mind, ain't he?" "well, yes." "well, now, we didn't catch black Dog, and there's nothing can be done..." "... aboutit,is there?" "well, I know, but" "well, now, there's admiral Hawke." "I remember in a battle off of Lisbon..." "... why,a younglieutenanttellshim something without using his judgment..." "... anddoyouknowwhat happened?" "Why, that admiral fell in a fit..." "... andpinkfoam oozed out of his ears for 42 days." "Out of his--?" "AII that time?" "Yes, sirree." "Just like two spigots..." "... outofabarrelofale." "So just for the peace of the mind of the squire, why, we won't tell him, huh?" "I believe you're right, Long John." "Matey, you're just smart as paint." "Why, you and me's gonna get along just fine in my galley." "She did bite me." "Now, ain't that too bad." "well, matey, I guess she ain't used to you." "She's a little bit jealous, yeah." "I guess you don't want to leave old Long John alone, do you?" "You... ." "Just a little kiss, matey." "Yes." "You clam brain." "Is a crew always happy like that when they leave a port?" "A good crew, Jim." "You know, if this voyage were a rainbow..." "... andtherewasapotofgold at the other end..." "... theycouldn'tbe anyhappier." "I'm glad you Iike Dr. Livesey." "Now, he's a pretty smart man, Jim." "He's not a sailor, of course." "But he can cut you open and sew you up again." "well, that sewing up must be pretty difficult." "So is the cutting-up part." "Yeah, well, experience, Jim." "I couldn't do it." "Oh, no." "Neither could I." "I'd swoon like a lady of quality, I would." "I guess I'm kind of sensitive-Iike." "To the squire, with my compliments, Jim." "MuIIed wine, sir, with Long John's compliments." "And silver forgets nothing." "along with me, he's going to be certain..." "... thatthisis avoyage that we shall all remember." "Long John's a wonderful man, sir." "Livesey, I give you-- Yes, yes, yes, yes?" "Captain SmoIIett." "AII well, I trust." "Everything shipshape and seaworthy?" "I may as well speak plain, gentlemen, at the risk of offense." "I don't like this voyage." "That's short and sweet." "Pray explain yourself, sir." "I was signed on under sealed orders..." "... tosailthisship wherever you'd bid me." "But I've arrived at the conclusion that every hand before the mast..." "... knowsmoreaboutthe voyage than I do." "I don't call that fair." "Do you?" "certainly not." "What do the men know?" "That we're going after treasure." "Oh, mind you, I've heard it whispered on all sides." "So has my officer, Mr. Arrow." "Livesey, I never uttered a word." "It must have been either you or the boy here." "Oh, upon my word, sir, I never" "So treasure it is, I see." "You mean you don't trust the crew?" "Oh, some of them may be honest." "British naval heroes, all of them." "Yes, when there's treasure in the hole, there's fire in the forecastle." "So I'm taking certain precautions before we sail." "And by your leave, I'd ask you gentlemen to help me." "Lay forward on the quarterdeck." "Two inches off those points, boatswain." "Aye, aye, captain." "Captain, sir, what are we to make of this?" "Why, me and Dick and AIIan" "I never had me knife broke afore captain." "It's a habit of mine on long voyages." "Sometimes hands get restless." "Captain's right, Jim." "Honest hands never object to having their knives tipped." "Boatswain, take the larboard watch." "Have the powder moved out of this forehoId back under the aft cabin." "Aye." "Larboard watch." "Spring the hatch to the forehoId." "Captain, that means that I'II have to move all my provision." "I stored them aft especially so the vegetables wouldn't get mildewed." "My orders, man." "You get to your galley." "The hands will want their dinner." "Aye, aye, captain." "well, why do you men stand here?" "Do as you're told." "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "well?" "No sign of arms, sir." "You gentlemen are determined to make this cruise?" "Like iron, sir." "Weigh anchor, Mr. Arrow." "Aye, aye, sir." "Now, here, matey." "What's to do?" "The captain ordered us to move our bunks aft." "With the gentlemen, huh?" "That's fine, Jim." "Oh, but I'd rather be forward with you." "well, how's this:" "Supposing I ask the captain to change bunks with me." "That is, after we settles down to sail." "Here, you, ship's boy." "Get along with that." "I'II have no favorites aboard my ship." "If there's one honest man aboard, it's Captain SmoIIett." "Honest, if you will, but an intolerable humbug." "I consider his conduct unmanIy, unsaiIorIy and downright un-EngIish." "bless my soul." "Why does the captain have to bellow at me?" "Captain's ways, Jim." "Captain's ways." "Now, I wonder what could have thrown the captain..." "... intosuchasuddensquall,matey ." "Oh, well, he wanted to" "I don't know." "I wish you were the captain of this ship, Long John." "I'II wager you could handle this boat better than he could." "No, matey, the captain's a man of wisdom." "A Iot of brains." "Too bad an uneducated seamen can't open his head and see..." "... justwhathe 'sgotinit." "We're moving." "well?" "well, Mr. Arrow?" "She's breaking clear." "haul the halyards around." "Set the jibs." "AII right." "Set the topsails." "Set the guards and royals." "BeIay that canary piping and tip us a man's stave." "Long John likes it." "And I likes rum, I does." "Lord, for a mouthful." "Is he serving rum aft?" "The squire likes his spirits of an evening." "And he likes VaIencian lace around his throat, he does." "I'm partial to VaIencian lace meseIf." "A tender spot, the throat." "Starboard a bit, matey." "She's Iuffing." "She almost got away from you that time." "I was looking at old Nicodemus." "He follows us until he gets what he's after." "well, we've given him plenty of potato peelings." "That won't do for old Nicodemus." "He's used to following slave ships." "bless me, the ocean's full of death." "But it's cured your lungs..." "... hasn'tit,LongJohn?" "Lungs, matey?" "Yes, you've not coughed in a Iong time." "Yeah." "They're much better, more shipshape now." "What are you gonna do after this voyage?" "Oh, I'II go back to that little old roof, I reckon." "well, would you Iike to come and live with me?" "With you, matey?" "Yes." "You see, I'II have a Iot more money." "And, well, I mean..." "... there'sonlyMotherand me." "And we've a nice room with a sea view..." "... andseaair coming in from three sides." "And you could always be" "No, no, matey." "I couldn't." "I just... ." "well, anyhow, you can come and visit us." "We'II always be mates, won't we?" "Certain, we will." "Certain, we will." "No, matey, never spit to windward." "It'II ebb back on you." "always spit to the leeward." "It sails like a gull." "That's right, matey." "Look, Mr. Arrow's drunk again." "The captain's got the key to the grog, Jim." "Where'd you get it?" "Just seasick." "Sick?" "You're drunk." "Why, sir, I haven't had a drink" "You're drunk." "If it occurs again, you'II lie in the brig." "Where'd you get the rum?" "Why, sir, I haven't had a drink." "You get below before I cane you." "Here, you two." "silver, what are you doing here in the poop?" "Boatswain, take this wheel." "Aye, aye." "Captain, for the lad's sake, Mr. Arrow says" "To blazes with Mr. Arrow." "You get forward, where you belong." "Aye, aye, sir." "Aye, sir." "Good morning, Mr. Arrow, sir." "How's for a cup of tea this morning?" "A powerful lover of tea you are, Mr. Arrow." "Yet I hopes I'm the one that serves you your last cup, sir." "well?" "He ain't nowhere aft, sir." "He ain't in the forecastle." "Poor Mr. Arrow." "And he stopped by me galley only last night, sir, for a breath of fresh air." "still drunk, you say?" "His weakness was still upon him, sir." "old Nicodemus isn't with us anymore." "Arrow must have lurched overboard." "That settles it." "I'm sorry, sir." "This will leave you short-handed, captain." "I'II have it entered in the log." "That's all, men." "So why should I join?" "Join up with what?" "But, Henry, Iookie" "Astern of me, you little runt." "I don't like you and others of your kind who've come aboard this ship." "william..." "... Henrydoesn'tseemhappy aboard this ship." "You won't fall, Henry." "I be right here below you." "Oh, look." "Is that another shark?" "Oh, no." "That's a porpoise." "That's a seaman's friend." "Look, there's a whole school of them." "They wouldn't eat anybody?" "Oh, no, matey." "Porpoises off the bow is a good sign." "A successful voyage, they say." "Why, they comes right out from port and escorts you right in." "I guess nobody knows where we're heading to..." "... buttheporpoisesand the squire..." "... I'IIwager." "O'Brien, you were aloft with him." "How'd it happen?" "I don't know, sir." "A bit choked up I be, sir." "Henry was my friend." "He swooned, Iike, and fell like a plummet." "Poor Henry." "Leastwise he'II never know what struck him." "I'm thankful for that." "Boatswain." "Aye, sir." "Prepare this body for burial." "Prepare the body for burial." "Land ho!" "Land ho!" "Where away?" "Off the starboard bow!" "Here, here, here." "Livesey, it's irreverent, but, damn me, come, sir." "Gray." "Where?" "There it be, right under the cloud bank!" "There she be." "Where?" "Look, right there, underneath that cloud there." "bless my soul." "bless everybody's soul, matey." "It's it!" "Gadzooks, Livesey, if it isn't it!" "The spot seems on the side of a hill." "Rotten to the core." "Jim, run out to the apple barrel and fetch us some good ones." "My pleasure, sir." "Tomorrow, Livesey, tomorrow." "We'II land at dawn..." "... andwe'IIhavethe doubloons by sundown." "You're as smart as paint to join up, Dick." "Aye, Dick listened the minute he heard there was treasure." "Don't you know the exact spot it's buried, now you're here?" "flint saw to that." "He left his ship in the same place as we're anchored." "He took the treasure and six brave lads and went ashore." "And when he came back, he came back alone." ""Dead men don't bite nor tell no tales," says he." "well, I'm with you." "How about the others?" "Oh, you mean Gray and allan and--?" "Oh, they be stupid souls." "well, we'II talk to them." "Now, Iookie, John, now we're here..." "... howlongarewegonnastand off and on like a blessed bumboat?" "When do we strike, John?" "The last minute that I can manage, that's when." "We could all steer a course for home, but who's to set one?" "Captain SmoIIett's a good navigator, he will." "They takes the map, gets the treasure, brings it aboard." "Captain SmoIIett takes us out into the trade winds..." "... andthenoneday , they all disappear overboard." "result of a very heavy storm at sea." "Like flint ye be, John." "And the flower of the flock was flint." "Hey, Dick, you're a nice lad." "Get me an apple out of that barrel to sweeten my pipe with, will you?" "silver." "silver." "silver." "George Merry and the others is breaking out arms." "Now, I told them you was against it." "Why, the fools." "Aye." "This molasses is sweeter than silver said it'd be." "Ephraim, Iook-see if that box of prunes don't turn into powder and ball." "Who smuggled these arms aboard this ship?" "I did." "I'II tell you when to break them out." "And that's the whole awful story, sir." "I wish I'd only dreamt it." "There's your lighthearted crew for you." "Captain SmoIIett, I own myself an utter ass." "I await your orders." "What beats me is how they've been held in check so remarkably." "With your permission, captain, that's silver." "A very remarkable man." "Yes, he'd look remarkably well swinging from a yardarm, sir." "Easy, Jim." "Steady, boy." "You may have been the means of saving the lot of us." "Don't flounder now." "I'm not afraid." "Let's see, there are seven of us, including young Hawkins here." "We were nine." "What's the first move?" "silver's anxious to conceal everything and hold on." "I'm anxious to give him the chance." "So we'II send the crew ashore alone." "It's my idea they'II be glad to go." "Think they'II bark their shins on the treasure." "If they all go, we up anchor and run with the ship." "If none go, we'II try and hold this cabin, and God defend the right." "Redruth, you load and distribute those muskets." "If only a few go ashore..." "... youmarkmy word,silverwill bring them back, as mild as lambs." "Come get your sidearms, gentlemen." "Come on, Jim." "You can spy out a Iot more for us." "exactly, boy." "They trust you." "Why, you and silver have been great friends." "I know." "Why, we were mates, and we were gonna hunt goats together." "I even asked him to live with me." "He was the best friend I knew." "He gave me this." "I never knew anybody like him before." "But I know him now." "Certain, I do." "Ship's cook means luck ashore, mates." "Shove off, lads." "silver has left six men." "One of them might be honest." "Jim!" "Who told you to come along?" "well, nobody." "I just" "Hey, what?" "Jim!" "Come here." "Wait for me, matey." "Jim?" "You hear me?" "Jim!" "You come back here!" "Hunter, did Jim go ashore?" "Why, yes, sir." "I thought it was part of the plan, sir." "gentlemen, this is bad business." "Now, come now, Tom." "You haul to and think it over." "What are you telling me, John silver?" "I'II not listen to the likes of that." "Now, be off." "I don't want my rigging fouled with mutiny." "I'm an honest seaman, you hear?" "Yeah, I'II lay to that..." "... but,Tom,you'resmartaspaint ." "Why, I knew that the minute I clapped eyes on you." "You ain't gonna let honesty stand in the way of being smart, are you?" "In heaven's name, what was that?" "That?" "I reckon that be allan." "So you killed allan, have you?" "well, rest his soul for a true seaman." "But kill me if you can." "I defies you." "That's two." "Not Jim." "They wouldn't do" "They'II do anything now." "Our only chance is to" "Stay below there, you men." "Get back in that hold." "We've got to abandon ship." "Load the joIIyboat with all the provisions and powder she'II carry." "You men get that boat in the water and get it loaded up." "Why abandon ship?" "They've shown their hand." "When they come back, they'II board it." "They've killed two men already." "We're next." "Can't we hold them off?" "With these swine at our backs?" "If we tried to hold that aft cabin, they'd burn it." "We've got to get to flint's blockhouse." "If that stockade is still standing, we can at Ieast make a fight of it." "Gray!" "Abraham Gray!" "We're about to leave this ship." "I think you're an honest man." "If you wanna do your duty, come out and follow me." "I'm with you, sir." "Good man." "Lay aft and help with the boat." "Aye, sir." "Don't shoot." "Don't shoot." "Who are you?" "I'm Ben Gunn." "I'm poor old Ben Gunn." "And I haven't spoken to a Christian these three years." "Three years?" "Were you shipwrecked?" "Nay, mate." "Marooned." "Marooned three years agone." "And I lived on oysters and berries and goats." "My heart's sore for Christian diet." "You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now?" "No." ""No," says you?" "well, says I, many a Iong night I dreamed of cheese." "It's toasted, mostly." "Then I wake up again, and here I were." "well, if I ever get aboard again, you shall have some." "well, now, what's to hinder you getting aboard now?" "Ain't old flint's ship, be it?" "Oh, no." "flint's dead." "But most of his hands are aboard her." "Worse luck for us." "Not a one-Iegged man?" "You mean silver?" "If you was sent by Long John, I'm just the same as pork, and I know it." "But who are the rest you spoke about, matey?" "well, there's Dr. Livesey and Squire TreIawney and the captain." "Squires and doctors, says you?" "gentlemen born, says I. That's different." "Have they showed themselves ashore?" "No." "lively, doctor, lively!" "This is the Iast trip." "So after I was on flint's ship, I was on another ship." "That was three years back, and we spied this island." ""Lads," says I, "there's where old flint's treasure's buried." "Let's land and find it. "" "twelve days we hunts." "Every day they have worse words for me." "till one fine morning, all hands got aboard." ""As for you, Benjamin Gunn," says they..." "... " you'resosureflint'streasure's buried here..." "... youcanjuststayandfindit," says they." ""Now, was that a gentlemanly thing to do," says you?" "well, did you find it?" "That's what your squires and doctors would Iike to know, says I." ""Yes," says you?" "Snug in behind that rock, Jim, is my little skin boat and paddle..." "... asI madeit withmyownhands ." "You takes it, paddles out, finds the squire and tells him..." "... thatBenGunnputs a heap sight more confidence..." "... heapsight,mindyou ..." "... ingentlemenborn than gentlemen of fortune." "And then you nips him on the cheek like I does you." "Why?" "And then you tells him..." "... thatBenGunn will meet him on this hill." "He's to come alone with a white thing in his hand." "Upon my word, I don't know what you're talking about..." "... butI 'IItellthesquireanddoctor everything that you said." "They've be" " They've begun to fight." "Who's the best shot here?" "Mr. TreIawney, out and away." "Pick me off one of those pirates, if you please, sir." "Move sharply, move sharply." "There." "Hand me that ball." "That's a score snood!" "Come on, my boys." "Stay to your oars." "He's gone." "We've got to beach this boat or she'II swamp." "Larboard." "Larboard a little." "We're swamped here, lads." "hold to your muskets." "Jim, thank heaven you're safe." "Up, lads." "Abandon that boat." "Stockade's our only chance." "It's them after-cabin blokes!" "They're making for the stockade." "Come on, lads, head them off." "BeIay that." "BeIay that, you swabs!" "They'II shoot you down like a Iot of gulls." "Get to those gigs and get back to that ship." "Come on, lads." "Shoot away, me lads." "That's the way to waste powder." "The flag spots the house for them." "Hadn't we better lower it?" "Lower the flag?" "Strike my colors?" "Not I, sir." "We've little provisions, but we've plenty of powder and ball." "And by heaven, sir, this spot is england." "Stockade, ahoy!" "It's silver himself." "Eyes peeled, this may be a trick." "Doctor, take charge of your watch." "Gray." "Joyce." "What do you want with your flag of truce?" "Captain silver, sir, wants to come aboard to make terms." "Captain silver?" "Who's he?" "I never heard of him." "Me, sir." "Me." "The poor lads have chosen me their captain since your desertion, sir." "What's your course, silver?" "One minute's talk with you." "I've no desire to talk with you." "If you wanna come over here, come." "But if there's any treachery, it'II be on your side, and Lord help you." "That word from you is enough, sir." "I knows a gentleman when I lays eyes on him, you can lay to that." "Joyce, take the doctor's place." "well, well, well." "Here we are all together again, just like one big, happy family." "Top of the morning to you, Jim." "I'd rather you'd sit down, silver." "Sit down and toss away that crutch if you're talking to me." "Come, out with it, man." "What do you want?" "We want the treasure." "We're gonna have it." "You want your lives, that's yours." "well, you can have that if you give us flint's chart." "I'd see you and the whole island blown to blazes first." "well, that" " That's an idea." "You give me the chart..." "... andthemomentthe treasure's onboard, we'II take you with it." "And I'II give you my affidavit, upon my word and honor..." "... thatwe'IIsetyou downsafe and sound at the first point of civilization." "That's on your word of honor." "My affidavit, gentlemen." "And a handsomer one you couldn't hope to look at." "That all?" "Every last word, by thunder." "Good." "Now you hear me." "You come back here, one by one, unarmed..." "... I'IIguaranteeto putyou inirons,take you to england and get you a fair trial." "If you refuse, my name is alexander SmoIIett..." "... I'veflownmy sovereign'scolors..." "... andI 'IIseeyouall toDavy Jones." "That final?" "That's the Iast good word..." "... you'IIhearoutofme,byheaven ." "The next time we meet, I'II put a bullet in you." "Do you meet my terms?" "No." "Then tumble out of here, me lad." "Hand over hand, on the double." "Give me a hand up." "I'd sooner touch carrion." "Who'II give me a hand up?" "Before the hour's up, I'II crush your bIockhouse..." "... likeitwasapuncheon." "Them of you that dies will be lucky." "Inside." "clear decks for action." "Quarters, all hands." "They'II board us in a minute." "Now, get over that wall first, and don't use your muskets only as the Iast resort." "Morgan, you and yours to the larboard." "Job, you and yours to the starboard." "Now, by the powers, board them." "Here they come, captain!" "Fire when they top the wall." "Another load, Jim." "More loads, Hawkins." "Come, boy." "TreIawney, sir, you're a man." "And you are a captain, sir." "At them, you dogfish!" "At them!" "Outside, lads." "Outside and fight them in the open." "CutIasses." "lively, lively, lads." "My compliments, Mr. Gray." "I've been looking for this." "Inside the house, lads." "They've gone." "Fire from cover." "You crawling squid." "You dogfish." "Don't mind me, sir." "Watch them." "They've turned tail for the moment." "My case, Jim." "Hunter and Joyce are dead, sir." "My case." "Captain SmoIIett has a ball in his shoulder." "Oh, yes." "God rest Hunter and Joyce." "Amen." "How many did they lose?" "Seven." "They've had their rations for today." "well, that makes them nine against our five, gentlemen." "Precious sight more confidence, eh?" "Yes, sir." "Here's Gray." "well?" "well, Gray?" "They're all camped down by the swamp." "I heard them." "They're like hornets, and silver's the maddest." "It looks like tomorrow will finish us." "What's in the wind?" "They're building rafts and floating the cannon in from the ship." "silver says he's going to blow this bIockhouse to limbo." "That settles it." "This Ben Gunn may be our last chance." "You sure he's all right in the head?" "well, he's rather silly, sir." "He told me to nip the squire." "Nip me?" "How?" "Begging your pardon, sir, Iike this." "A lunatic." "No harm in finding out." "I have two hours before dawn." "I'II haunt that clearing all day." "It'II take them all day to get that gun ashore." "If they turn up again, God be with you, gentlemen." "Godspeed, doctor." "Good luck, doctor." "What's the doctor up to?" "Oh, he thinks this Ben Gunn fellow can help us." "How is beyond me." "Says he, says them, says I, says nothing." "We can't hold out against cannons, SmoIIett." "If we could only get out and cut that ship adrift..." "... that'dputan endtothecannon." "Cut off their base of supplies." "We've no boat." "They're undoubtedly watching the gigs." "I know, I know." "The doctor's right." "Our only chance is this Gunn fellow." "Keep near the house, Jim." "Oh, yes, sir." "It's just hot in here, sir." "Go on, make your play." "Make your play, I says!" "Let's talk." "silver's tangled everything, I tell you." "Stow that drunken guff and make your play." "I be'n't drunk, and silver's a fool." "You're the fool, william." "And your face fair makes me biIious, it does." "fool, bilious, eh?" "We're adrift!" "Adrift we be!" "Why, the anchor's gone!" "The hawser's parted!" "Up with the jib, we'II swing into the reef." "Come aboard, Mr. Hands." "Much hurt?" "Not the way poor dear william be." "He weren't much of a sailor, was william." "Where might you come from?" "I've come aboard to take possession of this ship, Mr. Hands..." "... andyoucanregardmeas captain until further notice." "well, now, Captain Hawkins..." "... andwho'sto sailher , without you get the hint from me?" "well, I" "Now, look here..." "... yougiveme me food and me drink..." "... anda bitof ascarforahandkerchief to bind up me wound with..." "... andI 'IIshowyouhow tosail her." "Now, that's square all round, ain't it?" "Done, Mr. Hands." "Now, I can't have these colors, Mr. Hands..." "... andbyyourleave,I'II strikethem." "God save the king, and there's an end to Captain silver." "Now your wound, Mr. Hands." "I won't be forgetting about this, Captain Hawkins." "And where might we be a-saiIing to?" "Not back to the anchorage, you can be sure." "I've seen a map of this island." "Do you know a cove called North inlet?" "That I do." "It's a way north, on the other shore, it be." "well, that's where we're sailing to." "I'm gonna run her high and dry on the beach..." "... wherenobodywillbeable tofindher excepting honest people." "Now, does that suit your curiosity, Mr. Hands?" "Why, Captain Hawkins, under my present unfortunate circumstances..." "... toa plum." "Aye, she's headed right now." "Right, captain." "Now Iash the wheel and come forward for a close haul on the jib." "Right." "It's been a tiresome voyage." "Why, you can stand." "And I can walk too." "Perhaps you'II be needing a little rest, Captain Hawkins." "Wet powder, Captain Hawkins." "One more step, Mr. Hands, and I'II blow your brains out." "Dead men don't bite, you know." "I reckon you and me will have to sign articles, Jim." "I'd have had you but for that Iurch there." "I don't have much luck, not I." "It looks like I'II have to" "Dr. Livesey." "Dr. Livesey." "Pieces of eight." "well, if it ain't Jim Hawkins." "Dropped in sort of friendIy-Iike, huh?" "What have you done with my friends?" "Have you killed them?" "Oh, no." "blood spilling's all over, Jim." "We signed a treaty, Jim." "Treaty?" "What kind of a treaty?" "We give them their freedom out of here in return for half of their provisions." "But where did they go?" "Oh, they just wandered away." "But if you're of mind to hunting them up, why, you just save your time, Jim..." "... becausetheydon'twanttohave nothing to do with you." "You're lying." "No, Jim." "Why, the squire told me right to my face that you was a deserter..." "... andthedoctor" "Oh, the doctor said that you was scared." "But they couldn't think that." "They wouldn't, not after" "naturally, I've always wanted you to join up with us and take your share." "Now it looks like you'II have to." "well, supposing I said no." "well, even if you do get the treasure..." "... yourship'slost,yourmenlost, your whole business gone to wreck." "You want to know who did it?" "It was I." "You, Jim?" "I was in the apple barrel that night and heard you." "I cut the ship's hawser and killed those two aboard her..." "... andI tookherwhere you'II never see her again, none of you." "kill me if you want." "The laugh's on my side." "I'II die laughing at the lot of you." "I believe you would, matey." "He faked the map from billy Bones." "First and last we've been fouled by him." "Avast there!" "Be you captain here, Morgan?" "Tom's right." "I'm the captain..." "... Isaywhat'sright." "I'II be hanged if I'II be hazed by you" "You want to have it out with me?" "That's better, George Merry." "Why, this boy's got more fight in him than the whole of you." "I Iike this boy..." "... andifyouunderstand King George's english..." "... youbetternotlay ahand onhim." "well, you makes a hash of this cruise." "You're a bold man to say no to that." "And second, there's that boy." "He's earned a proper killing." "In the third place, you wouldn't let us attack them, and they on the march." "And fourth, you let the enemy out of this trap for nothing." "Oh, we get the stores and the powder..." "... butwedidn'tget the map ,did we?" "And what do we want here except for the map, I'd Iike to know." "Quiet, by George!" "By thunder, it's it." "Look: "J.F. "" "flint's initials, with a score below and a clove hitch." "Good old silver!" "Long John forever!" "Aye, silver!" "Hurrah for silver." "Where'd you get the map?" "From Dr. Livesey, matey." "You couldn't have gotten it unless you killed them." "No." "That's part of the bargain, matey." "They gets their freedom and we gets the treasure." "will you join me in a bit of fresh air, matey?" "There's so much stupidity in here that I can't breathe properly." "Come on." "Guess that ends everything, now that you've got the map." "No, matey, you've still got a chance for a share." "No, I thank you..." "... butI wantyoutoknow I'mgrateful for you defending me." "Now I best go and hunt up my friends." "Goodbye." "Here, you better stay here for a spell." "Maybe the squire and the doctor have had a little change of heart about you." "well, yes, but" "well, I might need you for a hostage." "Come on, sit down." "Hostage?" "What do you need a hostage for?" "You said you'd made a treaty." "well, treaties are only good until you find a chance to break them, matey." "That isn't very honorable." "It's smart, Jim." "You see what being honorable done for me?" "I had to show them the map, didn't I?" "Why were you keeping it from them?" "There's too many of them to share the treasure with." "I just trying to figure a way to get rid of about half of them." "Oh, I see." "More murders." "Oh, no, not murder." "Tactics." "I recall taking a prize ship off of Peru once..." "... andtherewastoo manyofthem to share the treasure with..." "... soflintandme, wewaits till all hands are asIeep" "I don't wish to hear about it." "AII right, Jim." "well, what did you do with them?" "flint, he has a little hammer, so we go around to all the bunks..." "... andwegetinback ofthemen and then we" "Never mind." "I don't wish to hear about it." "Oh, all right." "It ain't important." "We only disposed of 1 3 men." "BIockhouse, ahoy." "What about it, silver?" "Have you seen anything of Jim Hawkins?" "Why" "Here I am, Dr. Livesey." "Thank heaven you're safe." "Let me talk with him." "No, by the powers." "They'II pull a trick." "please." "I'II be telling you for the Iast time, George Merry, you drop his arm." "You give me your word of honor that you won't slip your cable, Jim?" "I do." "well, all right, then." "We'II go down and have a yarn with the good doctor." "Dr. Livesey." "Where did you all go?" "Why did you give up to them?" "AII I can tell you now is that we're safe and sound." "But where did you go, lad?" "We searched everywhere." "Then you didn't think I deserted you, sir, and that I was scared?" "Not a thought of it, lad." "You said that they said I was scared, that they didn't want me." "well, matey, I thought it wouId be easier for you to join up that way." "Oh, I didn't join, sir." "truly, I didn't." "But where did you go, Jim?" "What--?" "I ran away to cut the ship's hawser, Iike Captain SmoIIett wanted." "I have her beached at North inlet, sir." "North inlet, eh?" "float her and get her away from here." "Don't mind about me." "One budge of your hand, silver, and I fire." "Quick, now." "Quick, Jim." "Whip over the wall and run for it." "Oh, no, sir, I passed my word" "What's your word to these scoundrels?" "Quick, head for cover." "Sir, it was my word of honor, no matter whom it's to." "I can't break it." "A lad of honor." "I counted on that, sir." "Jim, we won't leave this island without you, my word on that." "You're going for the treasure now, eh?" "There where we be going." "well, mark you, silver:" "When you find it, prepare for squalls." "And if Jim Hawkins here is so much as scratched..." "... there'IIbeaballbetweenyoureyes that nobody will bother to remove." "SquaIIs, eh, matey?" "Am I off my course and sitting on a waterspout?" "I'd almost wager." "East-southeast..." "... twopointseast." "I thought so." "Just as the chart says." "Why, that's one of the six brave lads that flint killed..." "... andlaidtheirbones right in a line with the treasure." "There's five more of them ahead between us and the doubloons." "Forward." "Darby McGraw!" "Darby McGraw!" "Hark, ye." "Darby McGraw!" "Darby McGraw!" "That's him, I tell you." "I've heard flint calling Darby a hundred times." "Fetch aft the rum!" "Them was his last words aboveboard." "That fixes it." "I'm done." "Where might I hear that voice afore?" "Nobody but us on this island knows them words." "That's flint's spirit." "Nothing but flesh and blood can talk." "I was never afeard of flint alive, and I ain't scared to face him dead." "Come on, if you're coming." "There it be, mates, right in the clearing there." "At it, mates." "AII together." "Why, there's nothing there at all." "Nothing, Jim." "We've been out-saiIed." "Here, Jim." "Take that and stand by for trouble." "Two guineas." "That's your 700,000 pounds, is it?" "Why don't you dig a little deeper, lads." "Maybe you'II find radishes and turnips." "It's only an old cripple and a boy." "Let's settle it." "Let them have it." "That'II hold them for good and all, Gray." "Dr. Livesey, where did you come from?" "How did you happen--?" "We thought we'd be useful, Jim." "Look, sir, there's no treasure at all." "We've come all this way and everybody's been killed for nothing." "Upon my word, sir, I don't understand it." "well, don't try, Jim." "We'II go up to Ben Gunn's cave." "Maybe old Ben's got another trick in his beard." "Beard?" "Cave?" "Upon my word, sir." "Thank ye kindly, doctor, and quite a squall it were." "By the powers." "That voice." "So it be you, Ben Gunn." "How do you do, Mr. silver?" ""Pretty well, I thank you," says you." "Ben, Ben." "To think as you've done me." "Gray, lead the way with Jim." "March, silver." "You'II find as how you've been done by everybody." "Have you had enough action, me lad?" "No, thank you." "Keep going, keep going." "Why, bless my soul... ." "But" " What's--?" "Upon my soul, how did it all get here?" "AII found and carried up here with my own hands, says I." ""Very thoughtful," says you?" "And you can be full of cheese from now on, says I." ""Yes," says you?" "Yes, says I." "Be it all here, Ben Gunn?" "You don't be holding out any on us, now, be you?" "Mr. silver, says I." "silver." "Aye, aye, sir." "well, captain, I reports back to duty." "Me and Jim played a powerful trick on them." "Now that we all have the treasure, why, we're all one big, happy family." "We've got the treasure." "We." "You're going back to stand trial in england for mutiny and murder, my man." "Look, Jim." "Rubies with fire in them." "Them's pretty harsh measures." "Pretty strong medicine, captain, for just a little infraction of the rules." "Not nearly so harsh or strong..." "... astheropeIhope toseeyou hanging from at Execution Dock." "You're under arrest, silver." "Hispaniola ahoy!" "Ahoy!" "Ahoy!" "Don't leave me!" "Don't leave me, I'II stand trial!" "We'II starve." "We'II starve!" "You had your chance, my friends." "We'II pick up a new crew at Jamaica." "Did the frigate answer our signal?" "She says, "Come aboard, Hampton commanding. "" "Good." "Ben Gunn, stay alert, now." "We want no strange craft alongside." "Aye, sir." "A British ship of the line." "And tomorrow we may have the pleasure of seeing silver..." "... hangingtoayardarm." "well, Jim, do you come to take old John aloft for a breather?" "No." "I fetched you this instead." "Thank ye, matey, but I ain't much for spirits." "well, I thought you might like to start and drink a Iot of it." "Why?" "well, doesn't everybody?" "I mean, before they're hanged?" "Hanged, matey?" "They went over to a frigate that's lying here." "They're not gonna wait till we get to england." "Captain says we can hold a naval trial tomorrow..." "... andthesquiresayswecanseeyou swinging from a yardarm." "That ain't just exactly a breather, be it, Jim?" "I'm sorry." "truly, I am." "You say they all went over?" "No, they left Ben Gunn on watch." "well, Jim..." "... Iguessyou'IIhavetostand ondeck and watch me swing." "I can't bear the thought of it." "Of you, of anybody." "Oh, we won't think about that, Jim." "You just dies, and that's that." "Quite often, though, not as quick as people think, Jim." "Why not?" "well..." "... youtakemy case,asitwere." "Now, there I'II be, way out on that yardarm." "Way out there with a rope around my neck." "And then they gives the orders to jump." "And when the average man jumps and reaches the end of that rope..." "... snapshisheadaround, way around like that." "That's the average man." "But of course, with me, it's a little bit different." "With my one leg, you see, I'd be kind of off-baIance." "And if they didn't get that noose just right..." "... rightthere,why,I'd probablyjust ..." "... slowlystrangleandchoke..." "... justsoIdidn'tswallowmytongue ." "But that very rarely happens, Jim, swallowing the tongue." "Stop, stop!" "There." "I don't know how you'II get by Ben Gunn..." "... butyou'refreefromhere ,atIeast ." "Oh, that's my matey." "If ever the day comes that I can help you, why, I" "I'm going to... ." "What's the matter?" "I guess you'II have to help me up, matey." "It's my rheumatism." "This place is damp in here." "No, no, no." "I'm ticklish under my arm." "Thank ye, matey, thank ye." "Where's Ben Gunn?" "Sitting up by the mizzenmast on guard." "You run aft and get me a pistol." "No, there'II be no blood spilled in this." "Oh, no, not for Ben Gunn." "Why, I can talk with Ben, he and me are old shipmates." "Just for protection on shore, you know." "It's a wild place, Jamaica." "AII right." "But I told you, you mustn't." "Now, ain't that terrible?" "He's left to guard a ship, and there he lays in a drunken stupor." "But he has a awful large bump on his head." "well, he must have got that when he fell off of there..." "... andhitthedeckwith hishead." "Ain't that too bad." "well, matey... ." "What old Long John's got to tell you, he don't know how to say it." "I don't mean that you'II be forgiving me all the bad things that I've done..." "... butjustforthe mateys that we might have been." "You won't be a pirate anymore, will you?" "You won't steal?" "No, sir." "From now on..." "... mycourseis goingtobeastraight, honest one, so help me." "Why, shiver my timbers, I" "well, now, I'm glad that happened, matey." "That's just what I was trying to tell you, and I didn't know how." "I cut through the bulkhead, into where the treasure was..." "... andtookoffjustonesackofgold ." "But you promised you wouldn't." "well, I took that before I promised." "But it's off my conscience now..." "... andtheLordknowsmyconscience won't stand any more, matey." "well, here." "You may need it." "No, no, no, thanks." "But you have to buy food." "No, that's all right, Jim." "I'II get along all right." "I'II get along all right." "well, matey... ." "Here." "Feed her good." "And put her... ." "You put her down below decks when any women around, huh?" "I will." "I promise I will." "Oh, belay that." "Don't do that." "Our courses will cross again sometime." "Lookie." "Lookie, now." "Now, you didn't get all of that bar silver on that island, now, did you?" "No." "well, who knows?" "Maybe someday you'II have a great big ship." "Bigger than this one." "And you'II go down there and get the rest of that treasure, now, won't you?" "And you might be needing a mate or a captain, huh?" "I guess so." "AII right." "And who do you think would come hobbling along for that berth..." "... butoldLongJohnsilver?" "It'd be Honest Long John then." "And together, we'd go down there and dig up that treasure..." "... andwe'dscourall the seas for all the treasures on those islands." "And we'd hunt goats." "And fight cannibaIs." "It's true, matey." "Certain, we will." "Certain, we will." "SubRip:diamarg"
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" Previously on Royal Pains..." " Somebody needs Mama's help." "I'll be right back, okay?" "You're choking on something, and I'm gonna get it out." "Hey, what are you guys doing?" "That is my daughter!" "You'll have to take this up with Child Protective Services." "Get your..." "Get your hands off me!" "Ma'am, you're under arrest." "What?" "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪" "Hello." "I'm Dr. Jeremiah Sacani." "I'm looking for Divya Katdare." "Is that how you say it?" "Yes, "Ka-dar-ee." I'm her friend." "Your friend's a real piece of work." "I'm here to take her home." "Sorry." "She's staying the night." "Is that necessary, Chief Kern?" "It's Officer Kern, and yes." "May I ask why?" "Well, let's see for starters she assaulted a police officer." "Divya?" "Are you certain?" "Pretty certain, since it was me when I tried to restrain her." "I'm sorry, that must have been very difficult for you." "Why were you trying to restrain her?" "We found Ms. "Kat-dare's" daughter left alone in a Range Rover on Windmill Lane while she was out shopping." "And to get out of it she claimed that she had just arrived and was a doctor or something, helping someone in medical distress." "Divya's a physician assistant." "It's a fully respected and accredited profession." "Okay, have a good night." "Maybe you could corroborate her time line with the credit card record from her parking meter." "I have someone on that right now." "Did she call 911?" "If so, I'm sure you also checked the call logs." "If Ms. Katdare were helping someone in medical distress," "I'm sure the call logs would certainly support her version of the events." "What do you think about "Papa"?" "Oh, Evan." "Is that too Hemingway?" "Then what, just "Dad"? "Daddy"?" "Everyone says "Daddy."" ""Sir." Is that too formal?" "Don't you think you're jumping the gun just a bit?" "I'm just excited." "Who knew trying to make a baby could be this much fun?" "Well, just think about how much more fun it'll be when we're back in our own place." "Why, are you not comfortable here?" "Listen, I..." "I really appreciate Hank letting us crash here." "It's just..." " What, no privacy?" " Yeah." " Voices carry." " Mm-hmm." "I hear you." "Hank probably can too actually." "Oh, that makes me feel so much better." "Yeah." "Where you going?" "To get a glass of water." "You can't." "What if Hank's date hasn't left yet?" "What if they're doing their own baby making down there?" "Just use the bathroom sink." "We really need to get back to our own place." "As soon as snakes stop popping out of our chimney!" ""Pops."" "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪" "[groans]" "Right." "Oh." "Well, good morning." "And I take it you had a good evening as well." "Shh, not so much." "You made her sleep outside?" "No, of course not." "When she finally let me go upstairs at 4:00 a.m.," "I told her to sleep on the couch, but... [laughing] Yeah, it does." "(Hank) Everything was okay at first." "Are you gonna finish that?" "Uh, I..." "No, no." "(Hank) I've got nothing against a hearty appetite." "But after my steak, she polished off two bottles of wine." "Oh." "Oh, it's still going!" "(Hank) But the topper was... [slurring] Dr. Delicious..." "Yeah?" "Can you check out this thingy" "I have on my forehead?" "I just..." "I want to make sure it's not a tumor or a cyst or something really bad." "It's..." "Yeah, okay." "So it's more of a good news/ bad news situation." "You don't have a tumor, but you do have a tick up there." "Uh..." "Knew I shouldn't have slept in that guy's truck." "Oh." "I couldn't let her drive home like that, so here she is." "Yeah." "What are you boys whispering about?" "You made her sleep outside?" "No, I did not make her sleep outside, ugh." "(Evan) Oh." "Hello." "Good morning." "Ugh!" "Jeez." "Oh, my head." "Becki, this is my brother Evan and his wife, Paige." "I will get you some aspirin." "A dozen or two should do the trick." "Yeah." "Hi there." "Nice to meet you." "[sighs]" "Well, this isn't too embarrassing." "Don't worry about it." "It's a little embarrassing, but we can handle it." "(Evan) How was your night?" "[gasping, coughing]" "Are you okay?" "It's hard to... [wheezing]" " Hey, Hank." " Yeah?" "Becki can't breathe." "Okay, okay, take it easy." "Let's..." "let's sit you down." "That's it." "Has this ever happened before?" " Never." " Okay." "[wheezing]" "Becki, do you have any allergies?" "Okay, Evan go!" "Get my bag." "Get me some EpiPens." "Do you have a family history of anaphylaxis?" " [wheezes]" " You seem to have an allergic reaction to something." "I just..." "I've heard of cases where a bite from a certain tick can cause a red meat allergy." "I think you're having a delayed reaction to last night's steak." "I'm gonna give you an injection which should help you breathe." "[wheezing, groaning]" " Uh, that didn't work." " No, it didn't." "All right, I'm gonna have to intubate." "Becki, I'm gonna lay you down." "Easy." "That's it." "[wheezing]" "Okay." "It's okay, Becki." "Nope, anaphylaxis is causing too much swelling." "I can't get the tube in." " So now what?" " Another epi pen." "What if that one doesn't work?" "Then I'm gonna have to do an emergency cricothyrotomy to establish an airway." "[grunts]" " Damn it." " It didn't work?" "So you do the crico thing?" "Does that involve..." "Oh, yeah, okay." "Oh." "[inhales deeply]" "Did it work?" "It worked." " [breathes deeply]" " It worked." "[laughing] Whoa." "You're okay." "You're okay." "Becki, let's sit you up." "[murmurs] [sighs] Thank you." "Good thing I didn't ruin an otherwise perfect date." "Yeah, yeah." "Hey, how 'bout I whip up some eggs and get some protein in you?" "[gagging] [retches]" "Hm." "So... did you pop the question?" " Too soon?" " Yeah, too soon." "[upbeat music]" "Anyone know where our fearless leader is?" "I mean, it's five after." "It is unlike Evan to be late for a staff meeting." "Sorry I'm late." "Evan will be right with you." "He made it this morning." "You guys will love it." "Good morning, Angels." "Hank." "Divs." "Jeremiah." "Hello, Evan." "That's what we get for always sitting in the same seats." "You're all looking wonderful." "And, uh..." "It is a new shirt." "Thank you." "Shall we get started?" "Seriously?" "Divya, please stop talking." "How on Earth..." "And welcome to our semi-annual HankMed budget meeting." "Sorry I couldn't join you guys in person." "It's just my schedule at the hospital made it impossible." "So before you, you will each see an agenda, a time line and minutes from our last budget meeting." "If you'll kindly turn to page one..." "Okay, so I'm gonna go grab a bagel before my 10:00." "I'm out of diapers." "Talk to you guys later." "Jeremiah." "[sighs]" "I wanted to thank you again for bailing me and Sashi out yesterday." "I'm glad you were supposed to pick me up at the train station so I could help." "I have been trying to figure this out, but how did you do it?" "Actually, it's very simple." "I freaked." "Well, when I did that it just seemed to make the policeman angrier." "No, F.R.E.A.K. is actually an acronym that Bob, my new therapist, uses to help with potentially challenging social interactions." "Oh, I didn't know you were seeing a new therapist." "Yes." "It's been very interesting speaking with him." "He's unconventional." "F.R.E.A.K. for instance." "Um, F." ""Face the person with whom you're speaking."" "Yes, "Ka-dar-ee." I'm her friend." "R, "React."" "Is that necessary, Chief Kern?" "E, "Empathize."" "Oh, I'm sorry, that must have been very difficult for you." "A, "Affirm."" "I'm sure you checked the 911 logs." "And then finally K, "Kill it."" "Not literally homicide." "It's... it's a euphemism meaning do it to the best of your ability." "Yeah, you certainly did kill it." "And I'm glad that I was supposed to get you at the train station too." "Good-bye, Evan." "[muted speech] [upbeat music]" "♪ ♪ [groans]" "[cell phone beeps]" "Hey, you must be Hank!" "Josh Dunlap." "Yeah, almost done." "You gonna just stand there?" "All right." "You a runner?" "More of a jogger." "Eh." "Just out of curiosity, how long are we doing this for?" "I got another patient today, and I've already showered." "Just a couple hundred more feet." "Be 13.1 miles for me." "Wow, now I feel bad for complaining." "Don't." "I'm training for the Hamptons Triathlon." "Oh, yeah, isn't that Sunday?" "It is, it is." "It's my last timed run." "117 minutes, 3 seconds." "Every second counts, every step counted." " You ever see one of these?" " Nope." "Called a RaceBand." "Automatically detects and tracks all my running, cycling, swimming, which I've been doing a lot of lately." "Here we go." "Let's finish strong." "You got it, pal." "Hold on." "Ah." "[breathing hard]" "What's up, Josh?" "I..." "I just..." "Man, I've been finishing so weak lately." "Instead of building stamina," "I'm just getting lightheaded and... and fatigued." "Think I'm pushing myself too hard?" "It's a possibility." "Look, I know I'm not exactly the poster boy for a triathlon, but training for this race, it's been the toughest thing I've ever done." "I just..." "I'd rather die than have it all fall apart right now." "Well, how about we try to avoid both?" "Yeah, that'd be great." "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪" "Morgan, how's it going, man?" "Dr. Foley, I heard your request about Wi-Fi in the elevators loud and clear." " I'm working on it." " Thanks, Evan." "Stan, I got your email." "I see how much overtime you orderlies have been working." "I'm gonna lighten your load." " Thank you, Mr. Lawson." " All right." "Margaret Redding, head of nursing." "Hamptons Heritage employee of 11 years." "Goes by "Maggie."" "Yeah." "Who are you?" "Evan R. Lawson." "I'm your new administrator." "Ah, I heard you were interim administrator, and you can call me "Margaret."" "Got it." "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪" "You know, I've always thought about doing a triathlon." "Well, that's not how they get done." "Right." "It's just the open water swimming would just crush me." "You know, we all got a weak event, Hank." " Ugh, hat's why you train." " Right." "When I first started my weak event was running." "And biking and swimming." "Oh." "Yeah, but hey, now I can swim a whole mile." "No problem, yeah." "You know what, I should coach you." "I got a date with the ocean this afternoon." "You wanna come?" "Ah, yeah, if my day isn't too crazy," "I might take you up on that." "I like that." "I'm guessing that tastes better than it looks." "Oh, kale, celery, organic whey, yum." "Any other dietary changes?" "You know, as the race has gotten closer," "I started adding MCT oil, creatine to my shakes." "Just for the extra boost." "Yeah, well, if it's supposed to be giving you a boost, it doesn't seem to be working, but it could be elevating your blood pressure." "How about you enjoy those smoothies without the creatine?" "I'm sure they'll be just as tasty." "Eh." "Hey, look, you've gotten this far." "You'll do great Sunday, even without it." "Yeah, well, it's not just Sunday I'm worried about." "See, one of the great things about the RaceBand is the social aspect." "Get to share my workouts." "You know, see how well I'm doing." "Ah, daily competition with your training partners." "Partner." "Jane, my girlfriend." "And she's kicking my butt." "It's great that you and your girlfriend are training together." "Is that how you met?" "Oh, no." "God, no." "We met the same place everybody does these days." "Right." "Of course." "And where is that?" "Hi." "Hey." "Hey, hey." "What did they think of the video staff meeting?" "Oh, they, um... they loved it." "You didn't stay, did you?" "Oh, I need to get ready to meet the exterminator." "That's okay." "Are the snakes gone?" "Ah, no." "Turns out "Do It All Pest Control" doesn't." " Huh." " So we're back to square one." "I just want to get back home so we can get it and us ready for a baby." "We will, we will." "We just need to stay patient, okay?" "Listen, Evan, I've got to run." "I've got a client meeting with Russell." "Hey, we're gonna figure all this out." "Okay." "I will try to stay patient." "And yet, I can't help but feel crazed and crazy because it's all so new and exciting." "I mean, Evan, we've never been parents before." "I know." "[giggles]" "I know." "Okay, I gotta go." "Bye." "__" "Hi there." "I, um..." "Hypothetically if someone made a donation about 13 or so years ago, is there any way to find out if it... turned into people?" "[upbeat music]" "You don't like 'em, you don't like 'em." "She doesn't like 'em." "Your shirt's nice." "Thank you." "Okay, the poses are a little... forced." "I think Hank looks winning." "Very accurate skin tones." "Did you take these pictures, Jeremiah?" "I did, yes." "Look, I don't know how I've avoided online dating so far, but I think I'm gonna be pretty terrible at it." "I mean, there are more dating websites and apps than there are dates." "You got your Tinder, your Snapchat," "Coffee Meet Bagel, Grindr." "I don't think you want Grindr." "I'm not sure I want to swipe and tap and double tap and like." "It just kinda makes me long for the simpler times, you know?" "I mean, whatever happened to meeting someone face-to-face?" "So then why are you doing it?" "I guess after what happened with my last date," "I need to be open to anything." "Not to mention it is where everyone meets these days." " It is?" " Mm-hmm." "Hank, why don't you read her the profile you wrote?" "Yeah, great idea." "I'd love a woman's opinion." "Okay, um... [clears throat]" "Hey, sorry I'm late." "Oh, Evan, um, Hank was about to read Divya his dating profile." "I helped him write it." "Would you give us your advice?" "Oh, yes, yes." "You did say you'd love a woman's opinion." "[chuckles]" "Yeah, happy to help." "Okay, um..." ""I'm Hank." "I'm a single doctor who was raised in New Jersey."" "[child laughs]" ""Eventually I found my way to Brooklyn," ""where I was an ER doctor for a while." "Then I was..." [fades out]" ""Mahjong, street dance, fluent Spanish."" "So what do you think?" "Ev?" "Home run." "[cell phone beeps]" "Hello?" "Okay, we'll be right there." "New patient." "It's an emergency." "Um, I'll go." "Maybe you should stay and work on our profile." "I mean your profile." "Yeah, okay." "Thank you." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Why?" "No, just you seem a touch distracted." "And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I could really use your input." "I told you, it's great." "It's... really, it's perfect." "Yeah?" "Tell me one thing I said." "Okay, I'm sorry." "It's just..." "I have to tell you something." "When I moved to Brooklyn after college," "I..." "I needed some money." "And, well, there was a sperm bank." "Of course there was." "So I made a donation." "Of course you did." "So I called them to see what happened with it." "Like, if they hit their mark and how many marks they may have hit, but they wouldn't say over the phone." "So..." "So what's Paige gonna think about the fact that I might have more kids than an NBA player?" "Why 13 years later are you suddenly worried about this?" "Because I totally forgot about it." "Then Paige got pregnant." "It just hit me." "Paige is pregnant?" "No, she was pregnant." "Now she's not." "That's not the point." "The point is we're trying, and Paige doesn't know that our baby, whenever it comes, might have hundreds and hundreds of siblings." "Okay, okay, it doesn't work like that." "Would you please fill me in on Paige's pregnancy?" "She was pregnant." "And then she wasn't." "That's really helpful." "Thank you." "After it ended, did she go see her doctor?" "How is she?" "Her doctor is out of town for the week." "Didn't seem like waiting was a big deal." "Why, is waiting a big deal?" "No, no, I'm sure she's fine." "But you okay if I give her a call?" " Of course." " Okay." "One more thing, donating your sperm?" "What were you thinking?" "There are easier ways to make money." "Name one." "That's a fair point." "Oh, thank you for coming so quickly." "Come on, Gretl, up." "I'm Caroline Koch." "I'm Dr. Sacani." "This is Divya." "You said it was an emergency?" "My tongue died." "Oh, uh, is it feeling numb or painful?" "So much worse than that." "And the scariest thing is I know why it happened." "Oh, you do?" "Yeah." "While Gunther and I don't have children, we do have our babies, and like any good mama I love my babies." "And I show them this love with lots of kisses and cuddles." "But yesterday after I kissed Gretl," "I realized she had dragged a dead squirrel into the house." "Actually, it was half a squirrel, the wrong half." "You look so familiar." "Anyway, after I noticed the dead rodent," "I immediately became nauseous because I realized that whatever poison this vermin passed on to sweet Gretl, Gretl then passed on to me." "How long do I have?" "Uh, may we see your tongue?" "Mrs. Koch, you're not going to die." "Uh, well, eventually obviously." "But did you take Pepto-Bismol when you became nauseous?" "How did you know that?" "Your discolored tongue is called by bismuth, an ingredient in Pepto-Bismol." "The bismuth can combine with sulfur in one's saliva to produce that type of discoloration, but that is all it is, an ugly tongue." "And the discoloration will go away on its own." "Ah, thank you." "Imagine the irony if Gunther outlived me." "His tongue died years ago, but that's not a problem." "Okay, nice to meet you." "Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Don't go just yet." "There is something else that is killing me." "Divya, where do I know you from?" "Blackstone?" "Watermill Spa?" "Oh, you are "Socialite Mom Who Abandoned Baby."" "You attacked that police officer." "That's not what happened." "How could you know that?" " Hey, excuse me." " Sorry, ma'am." "You'll have to take this up with Child Protective Services." "Child Protect... what?" "Hey, just..." "Hey, get..." "Get your hands off of me!" "Ma'am, you're under arrest." "[sighs]" "More than half of all first pregnancies result in miscarriages soon after conception." "Usually the mother never knows she was pregnant." "But since at-home tests detect pregnancy earlier than ever, women are finding out that they're pregnant before the miscarriage occurs, which is what I think happened." "Do you think it'll happen again?" "I don't know." "But your ultrasound looks fine." "Okay." "Hey." "Are you okay?" "I am sad." "And I'm scared that I might not be able to have a baby." "I don't know anything about my birth mother or father or their medical history." "I can see why that would make you anxious." "You know, you could get genetic testing." "I mean, it may help answer whether or not you can have a baby." "The thing is," "I think I'm afraid to find out." "So you ready for this?" "Well, I'm not sure about that." "I thought we'd start off with a mile." "What?" "Joking." "No, we'll take it slow." " Okay." " Ish." "[grunts]" "Oh!" "I got you a present." " Oh." " Yeah." "It's got my app on it." "Yeah, now we can be training partners." "Nice." "You start slacking off," "I'm gonna be texting you to get back to work." "Thank you, I think." "[chuckles]" "So what are the chances your app can help me with online dating?" "[laughs]" "I don't know, man." "I mean, you're the success story." "Maybe you can give an old man like me some advice." "Oh, yeah, single, successful, handsome doctor." "Yeah, must be agony for you." "No, seriously, I don't get it." "I can't even pick my photo." " Seriously?" " Seriously." "Well, you know what?" "You should try the site I used." "Yeah, don't need a picture to start." "It's all about connecting you to people based on who you are, not what you look like." "That sounds more my style." "And then, you know, after you find a personality match for your profile, then you can trade pictures." "Yeah, I don't have a profile yet either." " Really?" " Really." "You are really not good at this." "Not good, no." "Okay." "So there are certain attributes you can use on your profile that are gonna attract a high volume of women." "Okay." "Like say, you play guitar." "Or you watch Homeland." "Or you have tattoos." "You... you do all that?" "Well, I've seen Homeland." "Like, a couple times." "Ah." "So what did Jane say when she discovered you don't play guitar or have any tattoos?" "I'll let you know when she finds out." " Ah." " Yeah." "Jane and I have actually never met." "She's from Sydney." "We do everything online." "Okay, see, I don't get that." "How is that..." "We know each other better than most couples." "I mean, I'm able to follow her training regimen, her heart rate, diet." "So when does she get here?" "Tomorrow. [chuckles]" "You know any good tattoo parlors?" "Kidding." "Kinda." "Honestly, if I could do it all over again," "I'd be fully aboveboard." " Yeah?" " My only advice to you is" "I'd just be yourself." "Yeah." "Okay." "Well, you ready for this?" "Absolutely." "Let's do this." "Yep." "Whoo!" "[energetic music]" "♪ ♪" "All right, pace yourself." "Hank, I'm coming for ya!" "Ow, ow, ow, ow!" "Hank, wait up!" "Nice, easy strokes." "Need me to slow down?" "[suspenseful music]" "Josh?" "Josh!" "Josh!" "[tense music]" "♪ ♪" "[gasping] [groaning]" "Excuse me!" "Call 911 now, please!" "♪ ♪" "Damn it." "Breathe, Josh." "Come on." "[panting]" "Damn it!" "Come on, Josh!" "You can do it." "Come on!" "That's it." "That's it." "Okay, okay, easy breaths." "Easy breaths." "You're okay." "I think so." "Okay, do you remember what happened?" "I was gonna ask you." "Okay." "We'll get you to the hospital, and we'll find out." "You're gonna be okay, bud." "Hi there." "Hi, I'm Evan R. Lawson." "I'm the new administrator." "I just wanted to tell you guys a little bit about my plan to streamline the..." "You know, stream..." "Daddy!" "Hi there, I'm Evan R. Lawson." "I'm the new administrator." "Nice to meet you." "Yeah, we met this morning." "Oh, we did?" "Sure." "Don't you remember?" "Of course, yeah, yeah." "You are, uh..." "Uh..." "Starts with an M." "Margaret." "Right, yes!" "Uh, here for 11 years." "Hates when I call her "Maggie."" "You're gonna fit in great here." "Hey." "What's happening?" "You sounded freaked out." "Now I'm freaked out." "I'm glad you're here." "Here." "When I was young, I made a terrible mistake." "Okay, before I met you, way before." "Just I wasn't thinking about the consequences for my future, for our future." "You have a child." "I may have more than one." "You were married before?" "No, of course not." "[whispers] I..." "I needed money." "You were a male prostitute." "What?" "No, I..." "Look, I donated sperm to a sperm bank." "I called them earlier to see if they would tell me more about it, but they wouldn't do it over the phone, so I'm gonna go in there tomorrow." "No, no, no." "We'll both go." "Great." "So you really think I coulda been a male prostitute?" "[laughs] Sorry." "You don't seem to have any abnormalities on your EKG, and your MRI results were also clean." "So what do you think happened?" "I'm not sure, but to be safe" "I want you to stay here until we get your blood tests back." "Is there any chance it could be from anxiety?" "Yeah, sure." "I mean, a first triathlon could make anyone anxious." "Ah, no, it's not just the race." "Um, do you remember how I said that Jane and I were sharing all of our training stats?" "Uh-huh." "Well, what I didn't say was that I actually invented RaceBand." "So I can go in and tweak the data a little bit." "Aha." "So you've been improving your results." "Yeah." "Ugh." "It's just training together, it just made us so close." "You know, we bonded on this race." "Then... you know my times stopped improving, I got scared." "You know, I was like, what if she stops liking me?" "Gah, I just..." "I really like this girl, Hank." "I mean, she's special." "I just want to be the guy that Jane thinks I am." "[gentle music]" "♪ ♪" "You've got to be kidding me." "Well, that's absolutely ridiculous!" "What's ridiculous?" "They're calling me a rich bitch, a liar and a terrible mother." "They watch this and they think they know what really happened, but they have no idea what really happened, and then they're just assuming the worst." "I don't think you should get yourself invested in these people." "One of them spelled "physician" with an F." "[sighs]" "I saved a life that day." "But no one believes it because it's not on some website video." "People who write these kinds of comments are bullies." "The only thing worse than physical bullying is cyber bullying." "Except for the punching and the bleeding." "And the having to hide from them in the bathroom." "Well, maybe physical bullying is worse, but cyber bullies can't do anything but bluster." "They don't know you." "And they don't matter." "And by dinner they'll find something else to get self-righteous about." "What matters is that you saved a life." "Sashi knows you're a good mother." "Yeah." "[sighs]" "Okay, nice, easy strokes." "Nice, easy strokes." "[cell phone rings]" "Yeah, this is Hank." "Hank, hey, um, I fell, and I went to take my pulse to check my heart rate..." "Josh, Josh, you should call a nurse." "They can help faster." "I can't." "I left the hospital." "You what?" "Why?" "(Josh) A doctor told me my blood work was fine, so I took off." "I went biking, and I must have passed out again, because the next thing I know, I'm on the ground." "Twice in two days." "Where are you?" "I don't know." "But wherever I am, I don't have a pulse." "Hey." "Hey, how'd you find me?" "Your RaceBand app." "911's on the way." "Let me take a look." "I'm..." "I'm pretty banged up." "[murmuring]" "Ah, see, that hurts." " What does?" " My arm." "Yeah?" "Like, over here by the elbow?" "No, no, it's like it's inside of it." "Huh." "Am I having a heart attack?" "Uh, I don't think so, no." "Well, is it cardiac tamponade or ventricular fibrillation?" "Or aortic dissection?" "How do you..." "Oh, I was Googling my symptoms." "There's nothing else to do except wait here to die." "Turns out everything leads to death." "Yeah, never Google your symptoms." "Well, I don't think it's any of those, and I don't think it's constrictive pericarditis." "You know what, I think it's..." "Takayasu's arteritis?" "Yeah." "Actually, that may be it." "Let me just check something." "No brachial." "You don't have a pulse in your left arm, but the one in your right seems fine." "Combine that with the lightheadedness, joint pain, and shortness of breath you've had, and Takayasu's makes sense." "Well, now that I know how to pronounce it, what does that mean?" "Ah, it's an inflammatory disorder that can cause a constriction of the aortic arch, such that when you exercise your vessels can't get enough blood to your head." "That would... that would explain why I'm passing out." "Which means as soon as this ambulance gets here, you're going back to the hospital, and this time you're gonna stay there until I tell you you can leave." "Yeah." "No, no, Josh, I'm serious." "Well, not in that tri suit you're not." "[both laugh]" "Ah." "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪" "Your old neighborhood is pretty chic." "Pssh, not when I lived here." "Nicest place on the block was a building full of garbage." "Must have been so hard starting out on your own, under a mountain full of student loan debt." "Trying to get your first job." "Yeah, yeah." "I get why you had to donate sperm to make ends meet." "Yeah." "Actually, funny story." "I did it for a sandwich." "I'm sorry, a what?" "Defonte's." "The best subs in the world." "Like, my mouth is watering right now thinking about the Big Daddy 12-inch with extra pickles." "Ooh!" "Anyway, Defonte's is cash only." "But I didn't have any that day." "But I needed a Big Daddy, so I was like, what am I gonna do?" "And then, there it was." "Right across the street." "I thought it was the perfect solution." "Until I found out after I made the donation that they don't pay you for the first specimen." "Pfft, you believe that?" "You did it for a sandwich?" "[seethes]" "What could possibly be taking this long?" "You think I have dozens of files or something?" "That would mean I have dozens of children." "Or it means it's been so long that she can't find your file." "[sighs]" "But if you do have children out there and they want to know their father, they will be family." "Our family." "Evan R. Lawson." "Shh, hi." "Yep, we're right here." "Where you told us to wait, remember?" "I found your record." "Your sample was definitely never used." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God!" "Definitely?" "Yeah, why definitely?" "Mmm." "I'd donate my sperm for this sandwich." "I get why you did what you did." "Come on, eat." "You'll feel better." "I have no motility." "Not no motility." "Low motility." "Low isn't no." "It's just..." "Slow, right?" "Slow sperm." "That's right, I have sluggish, lazy, lackluster sperm." "I have sperm who roll over and play dead." "I have unmotivated loser sperm." "I have loser sperm." "Can you keep it down, the sperm talk?" "This is a family restaurant." " Of course." " We're really sorry." "Say whatever you want about your slow swimmers." "One of them crossed the channel last week." "That's true." "We were pregnant." "Yeah." "And we don't know why it didn't last." "Maybe I have genetic challenges." "You are not blaming yourself." "No, no, there's no blame." "Just the facts of my DNA and yours." "And we're gonna learn what we can." "Maybe it's gonna be harder to get pregnant than we thought, but at least we'll be informed." "And Hank's a doctor." "He can help us." "No, Paige, we are not telling my brother about my sorry and inadequate sperm, okay?" "Yes, you're imperfect." "And I'm imperfect." "And we are gonna try to have a baby, which will also be imperfect." "But when we have our little baby, we will be the most perfect imperfect family." "I can't wait." "I really want to be a pops." "I know." "Eat up, Big Daddy." "You're gonna need your strength." "[chuckles]" "So they're gonna put a mesh tube inside your aorta to hold it open, which means you will be the proud owner of a stent graft." "While that sounds like a ton of fun, um, I'm gonna have to miss the race?" "Yeah, I'm afraid so." "And while there's no cure for Takayasu's, with annual check-ups you should return to normal." "Which means you'll make next year's race." "Although by then, I may be out-swimming you." "Ah." "You know, I am a pretty good coach." "More than you know." "I have a date tonight, thanks to your advice." "Nice." "She a fan of Homeland?" "She's a fan of the New York Mets." "MetsFan86." "We are gonna listen to the game tonight against the Phillies." "Her idea." " Man, that's old-school." " Yeah." "Good taste in baseball teams." "That could be love." "Speaking of which, how'd it go with Jane?" "She's on her way right now." "Uh, I don't know if I should be more excited or terrified." "Maybe both." "Eh, that's a good point." "Hey, when she gets here, you think I should, like, play it cool or maybe, uh, open up, show her I'm vulnerable?" "How 'bout you just be yourself?" "Eh." "And if that doesn't work, maybe get some guitar lessons and a tattoo." "[chuckles] Yeah." "Good advice." "Oh." "You're HamptDoc17?" "You're MetsFan86?" "It's fate." "Yeah." "How are you feeling?" "A million times better, thanks to HamptDoc17." "Imagine if I ended up with HamptDoc12." "Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing." "Look, I know I didn't exactly impress the other night." "I'm sorry and a little mortified." "And the worst part is you're a really nice guy." "Can you give me a second chance?" "Yeah." "Sure, I can." "Great." "Nice spread." "Yeah." "My God, what a beautiful night, huh?" "Ah, it is." "So have you always been a Mets fan or..." "Oh, pssh." "No, I don't really follow baseball." "My roommate told me to put that in there 'cause she said I'd get a lot of hits." "Oh." "And here I am." "Shot?" "[chuckles]" "Yeah, sure." "Whoo!" "Yeah, there were some wonderful candidates in Philadelphia." "I winnowed out the ones I like less, but hopefully we can get the Center for Rare and Orphan Diseases... um, the lab fully staffed by the end of the month." "That's great." "Yes, and with more manpower, we'll be able to genetically engineer new models, from construct creation to microinjection, to evaluation and characterization." "[cell phone beeps]" "Thank you." "I'll be right back." "This is very important, Sashi." "Because when only a small population is afflicted by a disease, the funding can be limited." "But we'll be able to accelerate research and development of new treatments by building preclinical models, not only for ourselves but for global entities as well." "[softly] Come here." "Come here." "What's the matter?" "That was my attorney." "Rafa's lawyers, they saw that video of me online." "They pulled the custody agreement." "They think they have a case against me as an unfit mother."
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"Good morning, Sister" "Good day, Maria" "You startled me, Marcello" "I wanted to show you this lamb." "It was born last week" "The family grows..." "See how much it weighs" "At least two bags of rice or two barrels of wheat" "Come and see me if he has any problems" "Where's the rest of them?" "There" "Here..." "Go on..." "Take a bite" "Still not done?" "What've you been up to?" "Lazy creature!" "I should have the pair of you locked up for a week" "Dinner still not ready?" "You worthless creature" "Look at this!" "What a disgusting mess...!" "Only fit for animals!" "Dinner's late again" "What's wrong sister?" " I want to die" " Why?" "I've always felt this way" "When you take religious orders you must change the way you think" "You are a nun, Sister" "I came here to hide from the world" "I don't understand" "My color, Sister." "That's my curse" "I just want to die" "No" "My parents were slaves." "I was born a slave" "I'm tired of being mistreated" "I came to the convent to escape all that" "But nothing's changed." "I wish I'd never been born" "I wish I'd never been born" "Even here I'm treated badly" "Sister, death is no solution" "We don't own our lives" "They belong now to our beloved Lord" "Good morning, Sister" "Come in" " Hail Mary the Pure" " God be with you" "Sister, Sofia's cow is sick" "Mother Superior wants you to help" "She says you know about these things" "I think it's a lung infection" "She's very sick" "Caridad, bring me some pine needles, some mint and grass" "And you, Sister, start to make a fire" "Oil, Sister" "You can go now." "The worst is over" "I'll stay." "Go and get some sleep" "God be with you, Sister" "Can I help you?" "Sister Maria, I've come to make a confession" "I put my life in your hands" "But why confide in me?" "You should see the Mother Superior" "Please, Sister Maria only you can help me" "I trust only you" "Very well, tell me..." "Maria..." "Sister..." "The truth is I love you" "I don't understand, Sister" "Observing your virtue, your depth, your purity..." "I fell in love with you" "I love you Maria." "Forgive me..." "My name is Luzbel, Sister..." "Call me Lucifer..." "Mephisto..." "If you want me..." "If you need me" "Just think of me" "I'm everywhere" "In your mind for eternity" "All your life, I am with you" "It is impossible to describe the face of a sinner" "In fact, in a society of the damned they all look the same" "In general they are fearsome;" "lifeless, like a corpse" "Some are black..." "Some burn like a torch" "Some are found in food or in sick bodies" "Many are cursed." "Instead of a face, they have fur" "You can only see their teeth and their monstrous bodies" "Good morning, Marcello" "Morning, Maria" "Do you know the story of the King of the River?" "It's just a fairy tale, and you're too old for those now" " Do you have a girlfriend?" " No, Sister!" "I swear" "It's not a bad thing." "You'll soon be a man" "Maybe you already are" "Yes, you are a man..." "I'm right, aren't I?" "Do you want to show me how much?" "It's me." "Sister Clemencia." "Open up" "What is it?" "Can't you say?" "My shoulder..." "It really hurts" "I fear it might be serious" " You must have sinned" " No, Sister." "I never sin" "I have been here many years and am free of sin" "Maybe..." "But you have the Devil's mark" "Look!" "I have one too..." "Don't lie to me" "Sister..." "I know you have studied medicine" "I know you can cure me" "Does it still hurt?" "What took you so long?" "I was praying, Mother" "I saw Sister Clemencia running away What happened?" "She wanted me to cure her." "But I couldn't" "She's really...very sick" "Do you know what it is?" "My daughter, what troubles you?" "Nothing, Mother" "I can sense that you have something to tell me" "But you're afraid" "Our community is based on trust, forgiveness, help..." "Why not let me help you?" "Why won't you talk to me?" "Have you had wicked thoughts?" "I was praying, Mother." "I'm alright" "I don't see the prayer book" "It fell when I answered the door." "I think it's under the bed" "I'll pray for you, Mother..." "And for Clemencia" "Sister Clemencia is very sick, Mother ...In here" "Good evening, Mother." "It's nice to see you" "But why are you wandering here alone?" "I heard Marcello was ill." "I hope it's not serious" "I came to see him" "No, Mother." "Marcello isn't ill" "He's just very tired and is sleeping" "But please come in." "Please give him your blessing" "In there, Mother" "Come in" "Hail Mary the Pure" "What's wrong, Sister?" "We came to ask if you want to go with us... ..to the funeral of Marcello and his grandmother" "No!" "What happened?" "A fire..." "They burned to death in their sleep" "The villagers brought the bodies here" "Where are the bodies?" "In the chapel, waiting for burial" "May I..." "I want to be alone with the bodies" "I wish to pray for them" "You know how much I loved Marcello" "When the bells sound, I shall return from my vigil" "Very well, Sister" "Your sins know no bounds!" "You have offended the Lord with your actions" "I tried to help you but you rejected me" "Do you hate me?" "The Holy Inquisition will judge you" "The important thing is to save your soul" "But I have done nothing" "You plead innocence?" "No, not innocence." "But the Devil is in me" "I don't fear Hell for I AM Hell!" "Pray that the Lord did not hear you" "I shall ascend to the highest point of heaven" "And build my throne next to the stars" "I'm more powerful than God" "I'll not serve him" "But revolt against him!" "Silence!" "You speak the words of Satan!" "I'll do as my master says" "I'll gather together all those most pure in heart and soul have them follow after me, then torture them all in the darkest realms of Hell!" "You are damned!" "Oh!" "Lord forgive me" "I've always hated you" "Ever since you stole my place here" "Is everything ready?" "Yes, it's sad the Lord took Marcello and his grandmother" "He was so young" "Lord, if I worshipped you because I feared Hell" "Then let me burn in Hell" "If I loved you only in promise of Heaven" "Then exclude me from it" "But if I loved you for yourself, then am I your daughter" "Your daughter..." "Don't deny me your wonders" "Sister..." "I've come to save you" "You will be the happiest of all women" "Begone and leave me with my pain, damn you!" "You turned me into a monster." "Begone!" "Accept me and you shall become Mother Superior" "I wish to die in peace." "Begone, Lucifer!" "Look, Sister, the nuns are coming to take you to the Inquisition" "They bring the fiery cross" "You know what that means" "Before killing you, they will torture you" "Your mouth will be ripped open" "It will be filled with molten lead" "Your body torn into a thousand pieces" "Your screams will echo through the valley" "They will all watch you die" "Think of that" "Think!" "Do you wish to be Mother Superior?" "You will be happy and important" "Silence, you have tempted me enough" "Begone, Satan!" "In the name of Christ!" "Luzbel!" "Luzbel!" "I accept your bargain" "I accept!" "Sister, we have chosen you as our new Mother Superior" "Do you accept?" "Your virtue honors our community" "Please accept" "With you, we will all go to glory" "Cease your penitence." "Guide us into the light" "Sister Maria, lead us to Christ" "Sister Maria, lead us to Christ" " Accept, Sister Maria" " Without you, we are lost" "You are our guide" "The purest" "The most good" "The most virtuous" "I had decided to die here, in torment" "But if the community wants me, I accept" "Even though there are others more deserving" "See, I kept my promise." "You're no longer just a nun" "Those in Hell do not see their imperfections" "In air, fire and water their breath their own atmosphere to reach their goal" "Now you're Mother Superior, their spiritual guide" "Go on..." "Go and enjoy yourself" "But first..." "Go to the balcony." "The town waits to greet its chosen one" "Bye, Mother Superior!" "Hail!" "Hail!" "Hail the Mother Superior" "Hail!" "Hail!" "Hail the Mother Superior" "Hail!" "Hail!" "Hail the Mother Superior" "All Sister Maria's suffering is over now" "She's gone to the glory of God" "So sad she was locked up like this" "We tried to protect her from the plague" "Yet it still took her life" "Let's pray for the eternal rest of her soul" " Well?" " Yes, Mother Superior Sister Maria has gone to heaven" "After seven days of suffering she finally gave up her spirit" "I'll arrange for a Mass, and the funeral"
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"Hike." "Stop it!" "Go!" "What's up, boys?" "All right, let's go." "Let's go." "Break." "Hike." " What?" "Where are you going?" "Come here." " Oh, my God, Dad." "Get in the car." "You're gonna be late for school." "Come on." " Mom's gonna kill you." " What?" "What are you doing?" "Dad, I'm driving." "No." "Get out of the car, Dad." " What?" " Get out of the car." " Seat belt." " Yeah." " What's the big deal?" " Can you just get in the car, please?" "Let's go hunting." "Wanna go hunting this weekend?" "Okay, let's go." "Where are we going hunting?" "You can use that old Jap 243 that Grandpa brought back from Truk." " From where?" " Truk Islands, the South Pacific." " Admiral Halsey, World War II." " Yeah, right." "I was there." "You've been there, right, Dad?" "No." " Can I take your guys' picture?" " Why?" "I'm just developing my portfolio right now, doing random projects." "What's a portfolio?" "It's when you put together pictures to present your work." " Get into galleries, stuff like that." " What kind of work?" "Anything." "Like, portraits mainly." " Like, naked people?" " No." "Want us to get naked with you, take our picture?" "No." "I'm not for the outdoor-naked thing." "Public nudity is..." "No." " No, we won't do that." " All right, man." "Yeah?" "Okay, good." "You're too kind." "All right, let's go." "Be a little happier." "Come on." "There you go." "Kind of look away." "Make a funny face." "One more." "Yeah, good." "Keep walking." "Maybe one kiss." "Perfect." "All right, I actually gotta get to school." " My name's Caroline." " Nice to meet you." "I'm Eli." " Nice to meet you, too." " What's up?" "I'll give you guys a print the next time I see you, or whenever." " I'll try and make one today." " All right." "See you later, man." "All right, Dad, you stay here." "Paul will come pick you up." "Dad, just stay in the car." "I gotta go." "Just stay in the car, please." "Hey, Paul?" "Yeah, it's John." "Dad's drunk again." "So, Mr. McFarland..." "Hi, Mr. Luce." "I'm sorry I'm late." "My dad took me out to lunch." " I mean, breakfast." " Meet me in my office." "I'm in trouble now." "Will you pick him up?" "I'll leave the keys in the office." "Can you do it soon?" "'Cause I don't know if he's gonna stay." "Set." "Hike!" "He's so cute." " How are you?" " Good, and how are you?" "I'm doing pretty good." "How was Math?" " How do you think?" " That good?" "That's all right, you know, it happens." "How's Sara doing?" "Is everything okay with her?" "She seemed a little off lately." "Yeah, I guess so." "How's school for you?" "It's about as good as it could be." " Is P.E. Treating you all right?" " Yeah." " Excuse me, miss?" " Yes?" " We need to sign out." " Okay." "That picture was taken in Hawaii, on the island of Maui." "What do you need, hon?" "Get to class." "Don't be late for detention." " Excuse me, miss?" "We need to sign out." " Where was that picture taken?" "That picture was taken in Hawaii, on the island of Maui." " That's real pretty." " Isn't that cool?" "What do you need?" "I need to leave these keys for my brother." "He's gonna come pick them up, 11:30-ish." "Put the keys in the envelope, and put your brother's name on there." "His name's Paul." "By the way, what time will you be back?" "Right around 1:30 p.m." " 11:30 you said?" " Yeah, about." " Okay, great." " All right, thanks." "And don't forget to bring your own steaks." " I'll see you then." " Yeah, okay." "I'm saving for my car." "I'm paying it off this month." "Surprise!" "Hello." "Hi." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." " You were crying." " Yeah." " Is it something bad?" " I don't know." "I'll see you later." "I have to go to a Gay-Straight Alliance meeting." "Okay." "Hi, Acadia, how you doing?" "We were talking about walking down a street being gay." "What do you think about that?" "How can you tell?" " Or can you tell?" " Good question." "See, that's the thing." "I don't think you can." "I think in some situations you can tell... and there are situations where people want you to know." "What makes you think you can tell?" "If somebody wants you to know." "If someone has... dyed pink hair." "Wait, what do you think about that?" "I know it is, but what do you think about that?" "I don't think that wearing pink... indicates your sexual orientation necessarily." " A lot of men wear pink." " It is a lot, yeah." "Like rainbow necklaces." "I mean, if you have tons of rainbow paraphernalia..." "Jump in on this." "Help them out here a little bit." "Come on." "Did you guys see the cover story on The Oregonian about the gay rams?" "Yeah." "See, this is a good topic here." "Go ahead." "Because apparently the farmers can't tell if the rams are gay or not." "So you get a ram to breed and it's not... so they waste a lot of money." "So they're doing all this research." "They spend, like, $10,000 on a ram." "That's a lot of money for one ram." "But the scary thing is if they know what causes homosexuality... is that something you could change, something you could remove?" "There's all this weird political stuff around it." "I don't think we're talking about the change, necessarily." "We're talking about if we notice somebody on the street... if we can tell they're gay." "I don't think you can." "How in the world do we know their spirit?" "If they wear one of those bracelets, the rainbow and stuff, that's a giver." "Somebody walking on the street, all dressed up, wearing high heels..." "Rainbow bracelets don't necessarily mean that you're gay." "I've never seen anybody wear one that isn't gay." " Me, for example." " Then why would it even matter?" "You're wearing a bracelet and you're not gay." "Who cares either way?" " What time will you be back?" " Right around 1:30 p.m." "Okay." "Here's the deal." "Aaron and I and some of the other boys... we're gonna go fourbying later today." "We were wondering if maybe you would like to bring some of the girls along." "Don't you remember what happened last time?" " Of course." "How could I forget?" " With Sara and Jessica?" " Sara and Jessica, they're..." " Don't be mean." "I never tease you about Jason and his hot dogs, or whatever." "That was an isolated incident." "Besides, I don't know if I can go." "I don't know what time I'll get home." " Home from the appointment?" " Yeah." "Does that, by any chance, have to do with... when we went camping, two or three weeks ago?" "I don't know." "It could be anything." "You know what?" "You don't have to worry about it." "You know why?" "Because we're gonna have a blast fourbying... as long as..." "You gotta promise to show up." " Hey, Eli!" " What's up, John?" " How's it going?" " Pretty good." " What are you doing?" " Just taking pictures." " Can I take a picture of you?" " Yeah, sure." "Okay, ready?" "One, two, three." " Nice." " I'll see you later." " You going to the concert tonight?" " No, my parents are being bitches." "That's retarded." "That happens." "All right." "I'll see you." "Boomer!" "Come here." "What are you guys doing?" "Get the fuck out of here and don't come back." " Some heavy shit's going down." " What are you doing?" "When the electrons jump from one orbital to another one... what does that do?" "What's the difference between the orbitals?" "The orbitals differ in energy." "The orbitals, which are areas in space around the nucleus... the ones that are closer to the nucleus, those are low energy... and the ones that are further away are higher energy." "So when we put energy into the atom... it kicks these electrons out... further away from the nucleus, and produces a higher..." "Yes?" "After putting electricity into the tube full of the electrons... after they're lit up, do they stay lit up or can they run out of energy?" "Good question." "What they do... is they will sit up in this higher energy state... and then drop down again." "And when they drop down, they emit light." "What are you writing?" " This?" " Yeah." "It's my plan." " For what?" " You'll see." " Hey, Eli, what's up?" " Hey, how are you?" "Not much." "I'm just gonna go to the darkroom and stuff, so..." "Yeah." "Watch out for Mr. Robertson's class." "Yeah, I know." "No kidding." " All right, I'll see you later." " Okay." "Bye." " How you doing?" " Pretty good, actually." " How about you?" " Fine." "Michelle, look, we've got to talk about this gym clothes problem." "This is not gonna do it, these long pants." "Everybody else is wearing shorts." "What's the matter?" "I don't want to talk about it." "I don't want to give you a mark against you, either." "But I'll have to do it if you can't show up in shorts... like you are supposed to." "Look, I won't do anything about it this time... but tomorrow, I want to see those shorts." "Okay!" "There's that nerd girl who sits behind you in Math class." " That one right there." " Yeah." "Her." "Green panties?" "Loser." " Where'd you take that at?" " The bleachers outside." "Pretty blurry, though." " What's that?" " It's a rip in his shirt." "I thought it was coming out of her head." " I took that outside at the park earlier." " Really?" "That's pretty." "Where'd you take that at?" "At my house." "That's my light assignment." "Great contrast." "I like how you can barely see the fence right there." "I think I'll make another print, though." "It came out too light." "Yeah, you should burn in right here." " Hey, Eli." " What's up, John?" " How's it going?" " Good, how about you?" " Pretty good." "What are you doing?" " Just taking pictures." " Can I take a picture of you?" " Yeah, sure." "Okay, ready?" "One, two, go." " Nice." " All right, I'll see you later." " You going to the concert tonight?" " No, my parents are being bitches." "That's retarded." "That happens." "All right." "See you." "Come on out here." "I got a job for you here." "You can take these books... and you can reshelf them right over there, if you would, please." "I'll be here if you need me." " That's what they told me." " I don't know." " I mean, it's really hard to decide." " Yeah, I know." "I mean, the money's really nice, but..." "He's so cute." " Did she see you?" " Who?" "Did she see you?" " Who?" " Her." "His girlfriend." "He has a girlfriend?" "Since when?" " You didn't know?" " No, I didn't." "A long time." " Are you joking?" " I hope she didn't see you." " She's not gonna do anything." " She hit a girl last time for that." " Hit a girl?" " She slapped a girl." "No way." "She smiled, he smiled, and she slapped her." "My gosh, I cannot believe that." "Are you joking?" " I saw it." " Why wouldn't she slap him?" " Because..." " It's not the girl's fault." "All girls do that." " In the middle of the hall?" " Yeah." "After school last Friday." "Wow, I am so tired." "I haven't been getting any sleep lately... 'cause every morning, I wake up and my mom's going through my stuff." " Going through your stuff?" " Yeah." "Completely, like, ruffling through my covers and like..." " Your covers?" " Yeah." "Like, what would I hide there?" "What am I gonna be hiding?" "I don't know." "Didn't your mom used to do that to you?" "She did that a couple days ago." "She was going through it, and I said:" ""Don't go through my shit." "I don't go through yours." ""It's not like you own my stuff." "I don't own your stuff."" "I don't know." "I talk to her about it, and she'll be like:" ""Okay, I'm sorry." "I won't do it anymore."" "And then all of sudden, I'll come home, and she's in my room." "They think it's their job because they're the parents of the house." "I'm sick of it." "I want out of here." "I'm so ready to go to college." "Yeah, I wanna get out of here." "Only one more year, though, you guys." "One more year." "Count it down." " What to eat?" " I can't wait to go off campus." " Can I help you?" " Can I have a milk?" "Wait, no, I think I want a Capri Sun." " Can I have a juice?" " I'll have that milk." "Thanks." "Juice." "This one." "Yeah." "Thanks." "What do I want?" " None of it looks that good." " It never does." " Some kids like this stuff." " Thank you." "I know, they come back for, like, seconds and thirds." "They just keep coming?" "Salads?" "It's too crowded." "Let's go to the back." " Where's a table nobody's sitting at?" " Where's your salad dressing?" " I don't eat salad dressing anymore." " You don't?" "I thought you loved it." "No, I hate it." "I used to like it, and then I tried once without it." " I cannot stand it without." " You know it has fat?" "You know salad dressing has 20 grams of fat in it?" " Shut up." " It's not like it stays in us anyway." "I can't believe you just said that." " What if somebody heard you?" " It's the truth." "Is that John?" "What is he doing?" " Is that a dog?" " I didn't know he had a dog." "Why would he bring it to school if he did have a dog?" " I have no idea." " Maybe he just found it." "You guys want to go shopping today?" "That sounds like fun." "I don't know." "Ben wanted to do something." " Are you joking me?" " What?" "This is the fifth day in a row you're not hanging out with us." "You guys, it's like, how much time do you want?" "Put a number on it." "I don't even want to talk about it." "You spend so much time with him." "You get, like, 75% to 85% of my time." " Yeah, right." "More like 20%." " You do!" "School, after school..." "You know, you can't have both weekends." "I need to split it a little more evenly." "We're not just people to be pushed out of the way." "I'm not saying that." "You're both very important to me." "I'm supposed to be your best friend and you pushed me out of it." "You're both equally as important, but my time has to be split up." "What do you want?" "95% and he gets 5%?" "Your friends are supposed to be just as important, if not more." " All the time." "Haven't you ever heard that?" " I've heard that, but it's different." "I've been there for you, through everything." "We've been best friends for, what, three years now?" "Since high school started." " I know, I'm working." " I'm done, guys." "Let's just go." "I'm going shopping." "Sounds like fun." "I'll go." "I don't want to be the only one not going." "I'll go." "Okay, I'll go, but you cannot drive." "Yeah, you're not driving." "I am such a good driver." " You are not." " That's mean." "You guys can't say that." "I don't understand because everyone else thinks I'm a good singer... and a couple of weeks ago, when I sang Star-Spangled Banner... everyone thought it was really good." "That's why I'm really confused that you would say something like that." "Seriously, I mean, why?" "Why do you think I'm such a bad singer?" "Do you guys have cars?" "Because I don't think you do." "So, how else are you going to get anywhere?" "We'll go, just drive 15 under the speed limit." "You have to have your hands at ten and two." " That's no fun." " Go back to the basic rules." "When you guys get your licenses, you'll understand." "We'll understand?" "I just want to live to get my license." " We want to live to see the rest of our lives." " I'm not gonna kill you." "It'll be in the newspaper..." "I might run into a couple of people on the way, but..." "It's not funny." "Oh, my gosh." "It'll be fine." "We'll just go." " This is disgusting." " I ate too much." "I always feel so fat after I'm done eating." " Every time." " Do you ever get..." " The pudge there?" " Where it sticks out above your belt?" "And you can't get rid of it, no matter what." "So gross." "That's awesome." "What's up?" "You suck." " See you tonight, dear." " Yeah." "You know, Jared's got the pole this week and the track record." "What's that smell?" "That's just your mom." "You could find other places to eat." "I'm sure there's better restaurants in town." "No, you're the best." " Want more of these?" " No thanks." "All right, lock the door." "The radio has wholly taken over." "Many of the cinema's..." " What was that?" " I don't know." "All scripts must now be vetted." "The casting of actors must be approved." "From now on... the German people will only know what their Fuhrer wants them to know." "Propaganda brought us into power." "That's a lot of flags." " This was made in Germany, right?" " Yeah." "Propaganda will enable us to conquer the world." "In his early Munich days, Hitler had taken an old Hindu symbol... the hooked cross, the Swastika, as the Nazi symbol." "Now he multiplies it a million times." "From the Romans, he steals the standards..." " Can you still buy Nazi flags?" " Sure, if you're a nut." "From Mussolini, he steals the Fascist salute." "Check it out." "Fuhrer, command, we follow you." "The Fuhrer is always right." "Who's that guy?" " That's Hitler, right?" " Yeah." "...who fears the intellect and hates all intellectuals." "So into the flames are flung the works not only of German philosophers... scientists, doctors, poets, playwrights, novelists... but those of all the world." "Students as well as storm troopers obey the Fuhrer's orders." "Any culture except Nazi Kultur must be destroyed." "Hey, how you doing?" "You guys must be out of school today." " Yeah." " Good for you." "I'll have you sign for me here." "That's great." "Thank you very much." "Sweet." "It's here." "At a vast meeting in Berlin..." "Mussolini thanks Germany for her help in his brutal Abyssinian War." "And the Fuhrer replies. ;" " Oh, yeah, dude." " This is so awesome." ""Peace," did Hitler say?" "Let's check this shit out, man." " Hell, yeah, dude." " Sweet." "Back up." "Whoa, dude, that was awesome." "Hey, Eli!" " What's up, John?" " How's it going?" " Pretty good." "And you?" " Good." " What are you doing?" " Just taking pictures." "Can I take a picture of you?" " Nice." " I'll see you later." " You going to the concert tonight?" " No, my parents are being bitches." " All right." " See you." "Hi, Michelle." "Glad you could make it." "Please come in and sign in here, then come out." "There are a few things we can work on together." "First, if you want to just take this cart of books... and you can reshelf it over there in the non-fiction." "I'll be right here to help you if you need me." "I guess this is it." "We're gonna die today." "Yeah, I've never even kissed anybody." "Have you?" ""I don't appreciate you putting signs out like that."" "The next day, he called up his friend and has him put out another sign." "And she doesn't see it." "And so he puts out another one." "Like, right in front of her house, in front of her apartment thing." "It says:" ""Tim Campbell's whorehouse has been shut down."" "Or "Has been placed under new ownership by" whatever her name was." "He couldn't cut it anymore." "All right, let's see this." "So, we'll park here, right?" "We'll enter through the south entrance." "Then we go past the trophy case and the medal case, enter through the language lab." "They don't use it anymore, so nobody'll be there." "We'll gear up there, we'll hear the primary explosions... go about here in the cafeteria, right?" "When that goes, we should be able to pick off kids... as we traverse the east wing." "And then we have another explosion that should go off here in the gym... and here in the auditorium." "At that time, there should be kids flushing out in all directions... and we'll be able to pick them off, one by one." "After that, you'll hit your yellow line here, which is your plan B." "And you'll go up through Mr. Luce's office and take care of that." "Fuck!" "While I go, on the red line, up through this hallway... where we'll have the best targets, dumb-ass jocks and shit." "Because we'll have a fucking field day down there." "I mean, come on." "You've got your Tec-9 and your rifle... and I've got my shotty and my.223 on my back." "And I got a couple pistols and a knife." "We have enough explosives to last us almost a day." " Most importantly, have fun, man." " Yeah, man." "What are you guys doing?" "Get the fuck out and don't come back." "Some heavy shit's going down." "Hey, don't go in there." "Hey, you guys, don't go in there." "Something bad is gonna happen." "Don't go in there, okay?" "Dude, what the fuck?" "Don't worry about it, it's probably just slow." "Let's go to plan B." " Are you sure you set it right?" " Positive." "Sir, don't go in there!" "Trust me!" "Just don't go in there, please." "Don't go in!" "Dad!" "Hey, you guys..." "What was that?" " Sounded like bombs." "That's fine." " No more homework, no teachers." " That'd be so cool." " That'd be nice." " Hi." " What's wrong?" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Okay, then be a bitch." "What a freak." "I think maybe everyone could bring..." "Well, I don't drink soda, but some people do..." "What was that?" "Firecracker." "Don't worry about it." "It'll be okay." "Come on, sit down." "Let's finish this." "Okay now, we talked about what we're gonna do..." "Nate?" "Come on, get up, Nate." "Here we go, let's go." "Come on, let's go, now!" "It sounds clear." "Go!" "Down the hallway to the band room exit!" "Hey, Mr. Luce." "Why are you doing this?" "Eric, put the gun down." "I ain't putting shit down!" "Put the gun down, we'll talk about this." "Shut up!" "Dad!" "The school's on fire." " Are you all right?" " Yeah, what's going on?" "I saw two guys come in the other side." "Holy cow!" "They had big black bags and camo gear on." "My God." " Where did you go?" " I just..." "I'm sorry." "Yeah, you did, and I should shoot you right now for it, you know I should." "But I think I just might let you live, maybe, because I want you to know this... and the next kids that come up to you with their problems... that they're being picked on, you should listen to them... no matter what twisted shit they say." "Fuck." "Anyway, Mr. Luce, whatever." "You know there's others like us out there, too." "And they will kill you if you fuck with them like you did me and Jared." "Get out of here, before I change my mind." "Go!" "Bitch." ""So foul and fair a day I have not seen."" "Fuck!" " Oh, my God, there he is!" " Oh, shit!" "Hey, man." "I wouldn't drink that." "You'll get herpes or something." " So how did you do?" " Did all right." "What happened?" "I shot the principal and some other people, and..." "Well, well, well." "Look who it is." "Dude, come on, don't do this." " Eeny..." " You stupid fuck!" "...meeny..." " What are you doing?" "...miny..." " Please." "...moe." " Don't." " Catch a tiger..." " This isn't something you wanna do." "...by his toe." " Please." "If he hollers..." " You're fuckin' sick." "Don't do this." "...let him go." "Eeny... meeny... miny... moe."
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"Lou:" "Previously on "Heartland":" "Amy:" "Kit's foal died." "(Sighing) Damn." "They're trying to get the mare to bond with an orphan foal." "Ty:" "Well, his name's Merlin." "Hopefully he'll be a bit of a magician." "Lou:" "For your information," "Peter's company is doing everything it can to minimize its carbon footprint." "Ashley:" "You know it's weird, but I'm really gonna miss this place." "No, you're not." "(Car rumbles away)" "Amy:" "Yeah, but are you sure?" "Ty:" "He told me himself last night." "Amy:" "Okay, well, I'll believe that when I see it." "Caleb:" "See what?" "Amy:" "Uh, um..." "Ty was just showing me the barn swallows." "He says they nested in the barn." "Well, imagine that." "Barn swallows." "Building a nest." "In a barn." "I guess you heard I'm moving back to my trailer." "Oh, you are?" "Um... wow." "We're really gonna miss you." "Yeah, definitely." "Caleb:" "Don't ever play poker." "You two are the world's worst liars." "But hey, I can take it." "I got big shoulders." "(Bag thumps)" "(Quietly) Yes." "(Chuckling)" "Lou:" "Hey, Soraya." "Soraya:" "Hey, Lou." "Um, how's Amy?" "I haven't seen her in ages." "Lou:" "She's super busy right now." "Soraya:" "Okay, well tell her to drop by." "I miss her." "Lou:" "Okay, I will." "Hey." "Peter:" "Hey there." "(Kiss)" "So?" "You got a surprise for me?" "Yes, I do." "Peter:" "Hey, it's a..." "A newspaper article." "Not just any newspaper article." "It's about Big Sky Industries and Richard Chenowith is here, in Hudson." "Ah-uh." "The CEO/entrepreneur." "The Richard Branson of the oil world?" "Yes." "Listen, they're developing these new eco-friendly pipelines" "Okay, Lou..." "No cracks, no leakage..." "Lou, can you stop for a second?" "Listen, I know that Chenowith is in town, okay?" "But he's in talks with Pembridge Oil." "It's my number one competitor." "So?" "That doesn't mean you can't have a meet and greet." "I'd never be able to match what Pembridge is offering for distribution rights." "But it's not about money for him because he's loaded already." "It's about how he connects with people." "And how could he not connect with a fabulous guy like you?" "Okay, um..." "Yeah, you're right." "You know what?" "I'll give him a call and see if I can set up a meeting, but I guarantee you he will be booked." "He'll be at the dude ranch for dinner tomorrow night, and I've arranged for him to spend the weekend as our guest." "Oh, okay, um..." "(Laughing)" "I kind of figured you'd say yes." "You know, typically a surprise from a girlfriend would be like, you know, flames tickets, or cuff links or something like that." "Mallory:" "Charlotte!" "(Roostersclucking)" "Charlotte, reveal yourself!" "Ty:" "Mallory!" "Lou's not paying you to play with your chickens!" "(Chickens clucking)" "Mallory:" "There you are!" "Amy:" "Okay, come forward again." "(Horse snuffles)" "(Car rumbling)" "Mallory:" "Bad girl!" "She's escaping at night out of her coop somehow." "Why can't you be like your sisters Anne and Emily and just stay put?" "But you are a pretty girl." "Yes, you are." "(Car door shuts)" "Amy:" "Mallory, would you get your butt over here?" "!" "You're not the only one with a gift, Amy." "You may be a horse whisperer, but I'm a hen whisperer." "Amy:" "(Chuckling)" "(Door clanks open)" "Hey, Scott." "Hey." "Amy:" "Hey, Merlin." "(Laughing) What is he doing here?" "Kit's mare rejected him." "Oh, that's so sad." "How's Kit?" "Scott:" "Ah, she's okay." "She knows this happens." "But Merlin," "I was hoping he'd be able to stay here." "Oh, Scott, I don't know." "Lou would kill me." "We're already got so much to do." "(Chuckling) Hey!" "Do you remember us?" "Do you remember us?" "Hey, Merlin." "Aw, it's adorable." "It's like it's saying "mom" and "dad" in horse." "Amy:" "(Chuckling)" "(Dramatic music)" "(Cougar growling)" "(Dramatic music)" "♪" "♪" "♪ And at the break of day ♪" "♪ you sank into your dreams, ♪" "♪ you dreamer ♪" "♪ you dreamer ♪" "♪ you dreamer. ♪" "Val:" "Thank you." "Remember, pedicures this afternoon." "Oh, I brought you a lunch." "So you don't have to eat the crap they serve in here." "See you later." "Okay, I don't think I've ever seen your mom so happy." "Ashley:" "She really loves having me home." "And you?" "Ashley:" "Well, the hot showers are great, and central air is definitely bonus." "Soraya:" "I feel a "but" coming on." "Ashley:" "But she's driving me crazy!" "Soraya:" "Shocking." "Ashley:" "I know, but this time it's different." "I mean, before we were fighting all the time, and now she's acting like I'm her new BFF." "Fighting was way simpler." "Oh, by the way," "I love the crap we serve here." "Scott:" "This should be enough milk replacement to get you started." "And, oh, uh, I wanted to tell you," "Ken over at the Hudson racetrack needs a part-time stable hand." "Five mornings a week." "Job's yours if you want it." "Amy:" "Absolutely not." "You are officially on pat leave." "Paternity leave." " Scott." " Hey." "What's new?" "Um, oh," "I got my pilot's license." "Really?" "Wow." "Yeah, I joined the Remote Area Volunteer Vet Group." "That's very impressive." "(Horse snorts)" "What is that?" "Scott:" "An orphaned foal." "Ty:" "We're just look after him until Scott finds a new home for him." "Lou:" "These two are up to their eyeballs already." "Did you tell them how much work this involves?" "Lou, I've looked after foals before." "Yeah, but not an orphaned foal." "I mean, these things drink up to 25 percent of their body weight every day." "Meaning you two are gonna have to be feeding it every two or three hours until it's weaned." "And you know this how?" "I did a 4H project in sixth grade." "And I would have won the red ribbon if it wasn't for Mary Jane Sutka's stupid project on her pet turkey." "She's right, you know." "This is gonna be a lot of work." "Well, we'll split the night-time feedings, take shifts." "Yeah, and, and Caleb's gone." "So I can just sleep on the cot in your loft." "Not on your life, or yours." "And I will be doing spot-checks." "(Horse snorts hungrily)" "(Horse snorts hungrily)" "Amy:" "(Chuckling)" "Ty:" "He wouldn't go back to sleep." "You are such a pushover." "(Horse snorts)" "Amy:" "(Sighing)" "(Chuckling)" "(Sighing)" "(Water flowing)" "(Truck rumbling)" "(Truck door shuts)" "Warren Wainwright," "Hudson county #27 wildlife control." "Jack:" "I know who you are, Warren." "What's the problem?" "Cougar report." "Killed one of Stumpy's colts yesterday." "Sorry to hear that." "You might want to bring your animals inside over the next few nights." "Will do." "(Cows mooing)" "Amy:" "You know, it's amazing really." "I feel great." "Ty:" "Yeah, who needs eight hours of sleep?" "Amy:" "Yeah, who needs three hours of sleep?" "Jack:" "Oh, give it a few days." "Looking after an orphan foal is like looking after a newborn, minus the diaper changing, of course." "I think we can handle it, Grandpa." "Jack:" "Well, fine." "While you're at it, make sure you bring the rest of the horses in tonight." "Cougar's been spotted in the area." "Killed one of Stumpy's colts." "Ty:" "Is Merlin..." "Jack:" "Oh, he's fine." "I just checked on him." "Amy:" "You know, you're definitely a worry wart in this parenting relationship." "Lou:" "Ah, ah, ah, that is not for you." "It's for Richard Chenowith." "Right." ""Eco-friendly" oil man." "I'm having a cookout at the dude ranch for him tonight, and I was hoping to show him some authentic Alberta hospitality." "I'd like to show him the toe of my Alberta boot." "I don't suppose you'd like to meet him?" "Jack:" "No, I don't suppose I would." "Whatever." "Can you pass that please?" "Thank you." "Oh, hey," "Soraya is feeling ignored." "I know." "Okay." "I gotta get in town the next couple days." "Mallory:" "I found this at the bookstore." "It's for you two." "It'll help you with Merlin." ""The New Parents'" ""guide to Raising a Healthy, Happy Child"." "Dr. Abraham Kirk." "Mallory:" "Yeah, it was my mom and dad's Bible." "And, I mean, look how great I turned out." "Lou:" "(Snorting)" "Hi, you're still with Merlin?" "Every time I leave him on his own he starts crying." "Amy:" "Right, right, he's crying." "Well it sounds like crying." "You know, you really shouldn't spoil him." "If you're out here anyway you might as well start training him." "Go get a soft halter from the barn and leading him around in the round pen." "A halter already?" "He's just a baby." "Well, it's best to start when they're young!" "Besides, orphaned foals can end up with a whole bunch of behavioral problems if you don't." "Merlin doesn't have "behavioral problems"." "(Horse snorts sharply)" "Ow!" "Amy:" "Yeah, of course he doesn't." "(Truck rumbling)" "Peter:" "Mr. Chenowith." "It's a pleasure to meet you, sir." "Heard a lot about you." "Peter Morris." "Heard a lot about you too." "Lou:" "Thank you so much for coming." "You must be Lou Fleming." "That's right." "Did you know that she lied to my secretary so I would take her call?" "Said she was from Pembridge Oil, had to discuss some urgent bit of business with me." "Really?" "I'm so sorry about that." "Don't be." "I love a feisty girl who gets what she wants." "Right, Peter?" "(Chuckling) Yeah, you bet." "(Whispering) You're feisty." "Ty:" "Easy!" "(Horse snorts nervously)" "Ready?" "Keep your head straight." "(Horse snorting)" "(Horse snorting)" "(Laughing)" "(Horse snorting)" "That a boy." "You did your best, Merlin." "I'm proud of you." "Mallory:" "Dr. Kirk wouldn't like that." "It says right here:" ""Naughty behaviour should never be rewarded."" "Mallory, go whisper to your hens or something." "Richard:" "For years the oil business was, it was all about getting rich for me." "And I was." "Am." "Rich, that is." "Well, your name's been on the Forbes 100 list since..." "Since I was a teenager." "Well, as corny as it sounds, all the money in the world is not gonna fill that hole in your soul." "And that's why I started investing in RD for eco-friendly technologies." "I mean, I believe that's everybody's responsibility." "That's the way of the future." "Absolutely." "Well, you either move forward or you get left behind." "I agree completely, Mr. Chenowith." "Please, call me Richard." "Okay." "That's why I'm always on the look out for alternate sources of energy." "Peter:" "Yeah, I'm actually in talks with some investors from Dubai about a little pet project of mine" "I'm trying to get going." "It's algae farms to generate bio-diesel fuel." "Have you got material on it?" "I'd be happy to sign a non-disclosure." "Well, yeah, absolutely." "I could get something to you by tomorrow." "Excellent." "Great." "Well, here's to a fantastic meal, and a wonderful hostess." "Hear, hear." "And to future plans." "(Glasses clicking)" "Can I interest anyone in some dessert?" "I'd love some." "Peter:" "Sure." "I'll rustle up some more wood for this fire here." "(Chopping sounds)" "(Gasping) Richard." "You startled me." "Just admiring the view." "Lou:" "It is beautiful here, isn't it?" "Richard:" "Stunning." "So we going on that trail ride tomorrow?" "We are." "Rain or shine." "I look forward to it." "(Horse snorting)" "Come on." "(Stall door opening)" "(Door creaking shut)" "Ah, look at him." "He's amazing." "Look at you." "Fatherhood suits you." "(Horse whinnies loudly)" "Amy:" "Ty... (Horse whines)" "He's fine." "He's fine." "(Kiss) Come on." "Come on." "(Horse whinnies shrilly)" "(Horse whinnies loudly)" "(Chuckling) (Stall door opening)" "(Alarm bleeping loudly)" "(Dull thump)" "(Sighing)" "(Sighing heavily)" "(Chickens clucking)" "(Dramatic music)" "Probably was that cougar." "Mallory:" "Poor Charlotte." "(Metal rattling) I think..." "I found her escape route right here." "Mallory:" "This is all my fault." "I should have seen where she was getting out." "I'll tell you what." "You give me a hand and we'll fill in the hole and make sure it can't ever happen again." "Mallory:" "Thank you, Jack." "Ty:" "I think we should keep Merlin in the barn today." "Ty, he'll be fine out in the round pen as long as we're here." "Mallory:" "No offense, Ty, but you look like death warmed over." "(Sighing)" "Funny, that's what you looked like when you went through your Goth period, only you did that on purpose." "Do you have to be so harsh?" "I just lost a loved one." "Mallory, I'm sorry." "I just..." "I'm tired." "Amy and I have been up all night with Merlin." "Apparently I was a lot like Merlin when I was a baby." "Sleeping most of the day, up most of the night, and I was always hungry." "So what's changed?" "Lou:" "Well, I need you both to know there's been a cougar spotted in the area." "We think it killed one of our chickens this morning." "So, if you're not comfortable going riding today," "I totally understand." "Richard:" "Oh, come on, Lou." "I tangled with a mountain lion in Texas, and let's just say the lion come out the loser." "Yeah, I'm okay if he's okay." "All right, then..." "Let's head out." "Peter:" "Well, you certainly know your way around a horse." "Richard:" "Well, I grew up on a ranch." "I got swept up in this oil biz thing barely out of my teens." "But I'm living on a ranch again, playing the cowboy." "Peter:" "(Chuckles)" "And running one of the most successful businesses in North America." "Richard:" "I'll tell you my secret, Peter." "I'm real good at supervising people who are younger and smarter than me." "That's where you come in." "(Chuckling)" "How about we stop here for lunch?" "Sure." "Sounds good." "Peter:" "I'll take your horse there, Richard." "Oh!" "(Laughing)" "Uh, I trust you slept well?" "Well, actually, no." "I tossed and turned all night." "It's all your fault." "It's the mattress, wasn't it?" "No." "Naw, it's not the mattress." "I'm sorry." "I'm not sure what you're getting at." "Oh." "Sure is beautiful out here." "It's going pretty good, don't you think?" "Lou:" "Yeah..." "But I think Richard is..." "Listen, Lou, you don't need to sell him to me, okay?" "He's a good guy." "I think we can do some great things together." "And it's all because of you and you're amazing." "(Kiss)" "There." "Your birds won't be getting out after bedtime any more." "Thanks, Jack." "Ty:" "I'm not going to bully him into it." "Amy:" "Do you ever see me bully a horse?" "I know what I'm doing, Ty." "Jack:" "They sound just like Marion and Tim when Lou was first born." "And look what happened to them." "The big D." "Divorce." "Amy:" "I'm just being practical, okay!" "Ty:" "You're being unreasonable." "He's a baby." "You don't need to show him who's boss." "Amy:" "Yes, you do!" "Or he's gonna be a spoiled brat!" "A spoiled brat?" "Mallory:" "Um, according to Dr. Kirk, children like having boundaries." "Amy and Ty:" "Just shut up, Mallory!" "Amy:" "God!" "All right, Ty, just hold him still!" "Ty:" "I'm holding him still!" "Amy:" "You're not!" "Richard:" "I like you, Peter." "Better than them windbags at Pembridge Oil." "Peter:" "Well, I'm glad to hear it, because I'll tell ya," "I not gonna be able to match what they're offering you for your Canadian distribution rights." "(Cougar growling lowly)" "Richard:" "I'm pretty good at trusting my instincts." "Peter: (Chuckling) Yeah." "(Cougar growls fiercely) (Horse whinnies wildly)" "Lou:" "Oh, careful!" "(Cougar growls fiercely) (Horse whinnies)" "(Cougar growls fiercely) (Horse whinnies)" "Richard:" "(Grunts)" "(Cougar growls menacingly)" "Go on!" "Get!" "(Cougar growls fiercely)" "Peter:" "Go on!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Lou:" "Go on!" "(Gasping)" "(Cougar growls fiercely)" "Lou:" "Are you okay?" "Mr. Chenowith, are you okay?" "Yeah." "Just a few bruises is all." "Lou:" "I gotta call Grandpa and let him know." "Shoot!" "I didn't bring my phone." "Did you?" "Peter:" "Yeah, I'll go check in the car." "Lou:" "Okay." "(Coughing and grimacing)" "Ooh." "Okay, that hurts." "You probably cracked a rib." "We're gonna have to get you to a doctor." "(Wincing) Geez." "I'm gonna get you some ice for this, okay?" "Oh, that's not necessary." "I got a better idea." "Uh..." "Why don't you just kiss it better?" "Okay, that's not very funny, Mr. Chenowith." "Well, who's trying to be funny?" "I am dead serious, Lou." "I find you very attractive." "You know what?" "The feeling is not reciprocated." "Well, there you go with those little white lies again." "Now, come on, Lou, I know your type." "Peter:" "Hey!" "What's going on?" "!" "Oh, come on, Peter." "You gotta know the moment your back was turned she was all over me." "(Disgusted gasp)" "Richard:" "(Grunting)" "(Violent punch)" "Lou:" "Peter!" "(Grunt and punch)" "Stop!" "Peter, calm down!" "(Violent punch)" "Caleb:" "Hey, guys!" "Ty:" "You can't expect him to drink out of that, Amy." "Well, he's gotta learn sometime." "It'll be way easier to feed him and less labor intensive." "Caleb:" "Well, aren't you just the cutest little thing." "(Horse nips violently) Ow!" "Ty:" "Whoa, whoa, Caleb!" "You can't put out your hand out like that." "You're a stranger to him." "He's just acting off instinct." "Which is exactly why we have to train him." "He has to get used to people, dogs, kids." "Come on, little guy, you can drink." "Just drink this." "(Horse whinnies wildly)" "(Water splashes)" "You little brat!" "Ty:" "Don't call him names, Amy!" "Don't tell me what to do!" "Uh..." "I'm just gonna go get some stuff I left in the barn." "Amy:" "Good idea." "Ty:" "That's okay." "Good boy." "Oh, yeah, great." "Now you're rewarding him for bad behavior?" "Well, you can't expect him to suddenly drink out of a pail!" "He's got to learn." "He will!" "Amy:" "Okay, all right, fine." "You are way too lenient." "Ty:" "And you're a dictator!" "Lou:" "Oh, great, thanks, mature." "(Water splashes)" "(Sighing)" "(Car starts up)" "(Roars away)" "I am so sorry." "What?" "What do you have to be sorry about?" "I set this whole thing up and I didn't think it through." "No, no..." "No, I should have..." "I should have found out more about this guy, set up a formal meeting." "Damn." "And you guys were getting along so well." "Lou, look at me." "That guy is a total ass." "I know." "Okay?" "And it is not your fault, all right?" "You have nothing to be sorry for." "(Sighing)" "(Horse slurping hungrily)" "(Horses panicking)" "(Horses whinnying skittishly)" "(Horses whinnying)" "Hey, boy." "(Horse snorting nervously)" "Hey." "(Cougar growling lowly) (Horse whinnying shrilly)" "(Cougar growling)" "Ty!" "Ty!" "Ty, there's a cougar!" "(Running footsteps)" "(Door banging)" "(Cougar growls and hisses)" "Amy, get in the stall." "Get in the stall, shut the door!" "Close the door!" "(Cougar growls and hisses)" "(Door shuts)" "Ty:" "Huh!" "(Cougar growls fiercely)" "Ha!" "Ha!" "(Yelling menacingly)" "(Cougar growls lowly)" "The horses are good." "They're scared, but good." "Lou:" "Thank God." "You sure you guys are okay?" "Ty:" "Fine." "Everything's fine." "Jack:" "Okay, well, I'll walk you girls back to the house then." "Amy:" "Uh, Grandpa..." "I'll be right in." "Lou:" "Come on, Grandpa." "Amy:" "Hey." "Ty:" "You should get some sleep, okay?" "I'll finish the feedings tonight." "Amy:" "It's okay." "I'll come back at 5:00." "It's easier if I do it." "I'm already in the barn." "I'll make sure the doors are shut." "Okay?" "You think I screwed up." "I didn't say that." "No, but you were thinking it." "You- you're right." "You know, I left the barn doors open." "It's my fault." "I'm sorry." "I'm an idiot." "No, Amy, stop!" "Don't just walk away, okay?" "Look, I know you didn't mean to." "You're exhausted." "I'm exhausted." "Just get some sleep, all right?" "I'll finish the stuff up for tonight." "Okay." "I'll see you in the morning." "Yeah." "(Door rumbles and slams shut)" "(Rooster crows)" "(Knock at the door)" "(Sighing)" "Hi." "Young man:" "Samantha Louise Fleming?" "Yes." "You've just been served." "What?" "!" "(Dialing phone)" "Peter, you're not going to believe this." "Richard Chenowith is claiming he got serious injuries from the cougar attack." "Yeah, and he's saying we knew there was a cougar in the area and we didn't warn him and he is suing me for negligence." "You sure are cute, but you're a trouble maker, you know that?" "Hey, boy." "How are you, Merlin?" "(Horse snorts)" "Stalls still need to be mucked out." "Mallory:" "I'll do it." "What are you doing?" "Jack told me what happened last night." "So, I'm giving you guys a much-needed break." "You can go riding, take a nap, whatever." "Well, what about Merlin?" "Well, I got an "A" in the babysitting course, so he'll be perfectly safe with me." "I don't think so." "You do what you want, okay, but I'm gonna take Spartan out for a ride." "Thank you." "(Sighing)" "Dr. Kirk says, new parents, they need time for themselves so their relationships don't suffer." "And in case you haven't noticed, your relationship is suffering." "Ty:" "Here a list of Scott's numbers." "Okay?" "And don't forget to feed him." "And don't feed him too much or he'll get diarrhea, okay?" "And if you don't give him enough he's gonna go hungry." "So keep an eye on him." "Enough." "Go!" "Ty:" "Okay." "Amy:" "Coming for a ride?" "Ty:" "Yeah." "Amy:" "Yeah, well, you might need a horse." "Ty:" "Right." "Certifiable, totally." "(Chuckling)" "(Birds chirping)" "Ty:" "I think I'm gonna call Mallory here." "Amy:" "Ty." "Ty, stop!" "Stop worrying about Merlin." "Ty:" "Okay, okay." "I'm not worried." "I'm not." "Amy:" "Okay." "You know, my mom, she told me once that whenever she got out with my dad, even just for like a night, she was so excited, right?" "Some time away." "But then when she was out on their date all she could think about was" "Ty:" "Was you and Lou." "Amy:" "Yeah, exactly." "And then a couple hours would go by and she couldn't wait to get home to see us." "Ty:" "I guess my story's a bit different." "Um..." "When I was little," "I promised myself that if I ever had a kid" "I would be everything my parents weren't." "All any kid of mine would ever get from me is love." "I get it." "You get what?" "Well, you and your..." "baby." "(Chuckling)" "My baby?" "What-?" "Because?" "Merlin." "That's why you treat him the way you do." "Oh, come on." "No, I'm serious." "You want to give him nothing but love and..." "You know, Ty, you can love something, someone, and still give them boundaries." "My mom, she loved me like crazy, but if ever I threw a tantrum or something like that," "I got five minutes in the no-no chair." "Sorry, the what?" "The no-no chair?" "(Embarrassed sputtering)" "Both:" "(Laughing)" "How cute would you look sitting in the no-no chair?" "(Laughing)" "So sad." "Ty: (Laughing) So sad." "Both:" "(Laughing)" "(Cougar growling lowly)" "We should head back." "Amy:" "Okay." "Hey, Ty..." "I think that's cougar scat." "(Cougar growling lowly)" "Ty:" "Amy!" "(Cougar growling fiercely) (Horses whinnying)" "(Gunshot booms)" "Amy:" "I can't watch this." "Ty:" "It'll be fine, Amy." "It's okay." "I just tranked him." "She'll be right as rain in a couple of hours." "Amy:" "Where are you taking her?" "A wildlife preserve just north of here." "They'll keep her caged till she wakes up, then let her loose." "Jack:" "And you guys should go home." "Mallory was coping... sort of." "Coping?" "What do you mean sort of?" "Okay, okay, we'll go." "Warren, thank you for your help." "It's what the job called for, Jack." "Nothing more, nothing less." "It's what we do." "(Truck door slams shut)" "(Truck rumbling away)" "(Squawking sound)" "(Squawking sound)" "Jesus Murphy." "(Cooing sounds)" " It's all lies!" "Of course it is." "And you know what the worst of it is?" "Is that even if he loses, imagine the legal fees we're gonna have to pay just to defend ourselves!" "Richard could ruin us!" "I'm not gonna let that happen." "Yeah." "Lou, I'm not." " Okay." " Listen to me." "Yes." "We will figure something out." "(Breathes deeply) Yes." "Okay?" "Okay." "(Door opening)" "Hi, sweetheart." "So, I've got Rosalita making your favourite for dinner tonight - homemade mac and cheese." "And you'll never guess what I found in the upstairs bar." "The old fondue set!" "So I thought we'll have a really decadent chocolate fondue for dessert." "What do you think of that?" "Mac and cheese and chocolate fondue." "Sounds amazing." "(Laughing)" "Um, but I can't." "Oh... why?" "Why?" "Do you have plans?" "Yeah." "Oh, well..." "No." "Look, Mom, you have to understand." "Just because I'm back home again, doesn't mean that I can hang out with you every night." "I mean, have a life too, you know?" "Or at least I used to." "Of course." "Of course you do." "(Chuckling)" "(Sighing)" "And obviously I don't or I wouldn't be digging out old fondue sets, right?" "I'm really sorry, Ashley." "I'll back off." "I..." "No, I didn't say back off..." "No, honey, I get it." "And I promise." "You want some space." "Yeah." "You got it." "(Annoyed sigh)" "You okay?" "Yeah, thank you." "Ty, go check on Merlin." "I know you're dying to." "(Door opening)" "(Relieved sigh)" "Mallory:" "Merlin is such a brat." "He bit me!" "He kicked me!" "You guys need to call in super nanny!" "Ty:" "Mallory..." "What's wrong?" "The cougar, he almost attacked Amy." "A Hudson Wildlife Control guy tranked it before it got to us." "Oh my God, Amy, are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm just..." "I'm worried about the cougar." "He'll be fine." "They're taking him to a reserve, okay?" "Jack:" "Well, I know one little fella who'll be mighty glad to hear that." "Mallory:" "Oh my gosh!" "Ty:" "No way." "Amy:" "The cougar was a mom?" "Oh, Grampa, no wonder she attacked us!" "Yes, hello!" "Hello!" "Mallory:" "Oh my gosh." "First Merlin, now this." "It's like you guys got twins." "Amy: (Laughing) (Cub growls cutely)" "Hi." "How are you?" "Ashley:" "You saw Amy yesterday?" "Soraya:" "How nice for you." "I haven't seen her in a week." "Typical story." "Girl gets boy, girl dumps friends." "Well, from what I saw, I wouldn't be surprised if girl dumps boy." "Soraya:" "What are you talking about?" "They were fighting like cats and dogs yesterday." "I guess they're both pretty burned out looking after this orphaned foal." "So maybe you two should cut her some slack, huh?" "Jack:" "I called Scott." "Says he can get the kitten up to its mama, but not for a day or two." "So for now, he's our responsibility." "(Cub whimpers)" "Oh." "Come here little fella." "(Cub purring) (Telephone ringing)" "(Chuckling) (Beeping phone on)" "Hello?" "Uh, yup." "Lou, it's Richard Chenowith." "(Quietly) No." "Tell him I'm not here." "Actually, she's not here." "Thanks." "Bye-bye." "(Beeping phone off) Lou." "Lou, what's wrong?" "What was that all about?" "Ty:" "I don't know." "Hey, you're holding him too tight there." "Careful." "Just give me the damn bottle." "(Cub whimpering)" "Jack:" "Now I know I'm not your mama, but I'll have to do tonight." "Ty:" "(Chuckling)" "Oh, man, where's the camera when I need it?" "Now, uh, you and Amy have been under a lot of strain lately, together 24/7." "We'll get through it." "You know, uh, you know, when Lyndy was touring with her band, oh, I missed her like crazy." "But whenever she walked through that door," "I loved her even more." "What are you trying to say, Jack?" "Scott mentioned that job over at the racetrack." "It's still yours if you want it." "That's all I'm trying to say." "(Cub slurping)" "Yeah." "He seemed so harmless, right?" "Just like this charming good ol' boy." "Why didn't you tell Peter?" "Because everything was going so well and I didn't want to ruin everything." "But in the end I guess I did anyway." "No, you didn't." "I just..." "I wish I'd been more professional right from the start, and not been so friendly..." "Are you hearing yourself right now?" "This is not your fault." "That guy's creep." "I know, I know." "I just... (Groaning) Like I feel like he's taken away my confidence or something." "I feel like Austin Powers when he had his mojo stolen." "Except you have much better teeth." "(Small laugh)" "(Amused sigh)" "Okay, say I was friendly with a client and he turned around and assaulted me." "Would you blame me?" "No, of course not." "I would never let anyone get away with that." "You're right." "I know." "I can't let him get away with this." "(Keys clinking)" "Amy:" "Aw." "Where's the camera when you need one?" "Enough with the cameras." "Where's she going?" "Uh, out with Peter." "Great." "We're overrun with orphans and she's going out." "Well, Ty and I can help look after the kitten tonight." "Yeah, we're gonna be up feeding Merlin anyways so..." "No, no, I'll do my part." "Caleb:" "Ah, we're gonna help, too." "Guys!" "Hey, Soraya!" "Soraya:" "Hey!" "I'm sorry." "I've been so busy." "Hey, Caleb!" "(Laughing)" "Caleb:" "Aw." "Girls:" "(Laughing)" "Ashley:" "Hey, cutie!" "(Car rumbling to stop)" "(Cell phone beeping)" "You sure this is the place?" "Yes." "I called Pembridge and they confirmed this is where he's staying." "(Nervous sigh)" "Yeah?" "Who were you this time?" "An interested client." "(Small laugh)" "(Cell phone beeping)" "You're crazy." "Lou..." "I think you should reconsider this." "Yeah, you've said that three times." "Look..." "I will call you." "I will leave my cell phone open in my bag." "You'll be right out front." "You'll hear everything." "I have to do this." "I can't let this creep win." "Okay." "But if anything goes sideways..." "I mean, I am in there like a shot." "Hey." "I wouldn't want it any other way." "(Quick kiss)" "(Cell phone ringing)" "Got it." "Lou:" "Okay. (Car door shutting)" "(Knocking on door)" "(Door opening)" "Well, well." "Couldn't stay away, could you?" "Hello, Richard." "Well, come on in." "(Door shutting)" "(Pouring liquid) I'm guessing you've here because of the lawsuit." "Well, I was surprised." "I mean..." "You know I told you about that cougar." "And you know you didn't get those injuries from the fall." "Well, maybe, but it's your word against mine, isn't it?" "And I've got more money and better lawyers." "So this is how you get back at women who spurn your advances?" "You sue them?" "Well, you hurt my feelings, Lou." "I don't like get my feelings hurt." "But there's still a way we can make this case go away." "Really?" "How?" "Well, the very fact that you're here means I was right about you." "You are attracted to me, aren't you?" "Stay with me." "So if I..." "If I stay the night with you, you'll drop this phony lawsuit?" "That's right." "You see, in my neck of the woods," "Miss Fleming, you are what we call a "tease"." "(Small laugh)" "Well, in my neck of the woods, Mr. Chenowith, you are what we call a lecherous old fart." "Thank you for being so to the point." "'Cause this, as well as some conversations" "I've had with some women you've worked with ought to do the trick." "Weird really how remarkably similar our stories are." "You little..." "Lou:" "Get your hands off me!" "Richard and Lou:" "(Grunting and struggling)" "(Violent knee to groin)" "Richard:" "(Grunting in pain)" "Peter:" "You okay?" "Lou:" "Yeah, I'm fine." "We'regoodhere." "We're expecting a letter from your lawyer tomorrow dropping your bogus lawsuit." "(Gasping)" "Goodbye..." "Dick." "(Door slamming shut)" "Lou:" "I cannot believe I just did that." "Peter:" "Oh my..." "You're "feisty" all right." "(Cub slurping)" "(Sighing)" "Amy:" "You guys, you didn't wake us up last night for our shift." "And you're complaining because...?" "Are you kidding?" "I never knew eight hours of straight sleep could feel so damned good." "Thank you." "Yeah, thanks, guys." "Oh, no, it was fun, you know." "At least we got to see you, sort of." "Sorta." "(Cell phone ringing)" "Ugh, it's my mother." "(Beeping phone on) Hi, Mom." "No, I'm fine." "I'm at Amy's house." "I slept here all night." "Hey, um, I'm starving." "Maybe we could warm up some of that mac and cheese?" "Well, have Rosalita make some more!" "Others:" "(Chuckling)" "I'll see you later." "Okay." "Thank you again, Soraya." "That was awesome." "Jack:" "Scott's found a home for Merlin." "Says he'll pick him up tomorrow when he comes for the kitten." "Caleb:" "Oh." "That's a relief, huh, guys?" "Lou:" "Well, I'm glad he came to his senses." "Thank you." "Richard Chenowith has dropped the lawsuit!" "Hey!" "Great news!" "I'm so happy." "(Kiss)" "Well, he had to, right?" "I mean, you had him on tape with all those women." "Yeah, except I didn't." "You didn't." "I never talked to anyone, and apparently I need to invest in a better recorder, because there was nothing but static." "(Amazed gasp) You're nuts!" "Well, what can I say?" "I'm a heck of a feisty woman." "(Laughing) Yes, yes you are." "I guess that's why I love you." "Wh- what did you just say?" "(Sighing) I think you heard me." "I want to hear it again." "I love you, Lou Fleming." "(Kiss)" "(Horses snuffling)" "Oh, I thought I should get him used to the company of other horses." "Now look at him." "A few hours later it's like I don't even exist." "God, typical teenager." "Both:" "(Laughing)" "Hey, look on the bright side." "It just gives you and I a chance to get reacquainted." "(Giggling)" "Hey, I called Scott." "I told him I'd take the job at the racetrack." "It's just a few hours first thing in the morning five days a week." "You know, there is plenty of work to do here." "I..." "I need more money for school, Amy." "And hey, you know, maybe it'll be good for us not working together 24/7." "What do you think?" "Well, I think you need to do what feels right." "Scott:" "Sorry I couldn't do this sooner." "Thanks for looking after him, Jack." "I'm just glad as hell to see it go." "We'll finally get some sleep." "(Cub purrs)" "Bye, Tuffy." "Tuffy?" "Shut up." "Scott:" "You get to ride shot gun..." "Tuffy." "Oh, I hope you don't mind, but I brought you a few more orphans." "Absolutely not!" "Ty and Amy:" "Absolutely not." "(Chicks chirping)" "Mallory:" "Oh my gosh!" "A box of baby charlottes!" "Thank you!" "Okay, you two, uh, it's time." "(Horse snorts)" "Ty and Amy:" "(Chuckling)" "Ty:" "It's all right, Merlin." "Come on." "(Horse snuffles)" "Come on, Merlin." "Mallory:" "Dr. Kirk says it's healthy to know when to let your baby leave the nest." "He does."
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"Morning." "'By the time I'd been in Poplar for a year," "'I'd begun to see myself as rather bold.'" "Coming to examine me?" "!" "'Dank alleys did not frighten me, and neither did their occupants." "'But did I really take risks?" "'Did I really look beyond the surface, 'to the darker things beneath?" "'My uniform was my armour." "'And there was much about the East End that I did not need to know." "'Much about life I had yet to encounter." "'It was a safe bet 'that surprises lay in store.'" "Teddy boys - what a state!" "I know women that spend less time on their hair than they do." "Ah, you're just jealous, Fred." "No, I ain't." "Men are supposed to be men, not wasting all their money on Brylcreem and fancy waistcoats." "It's, er, your go." "Ruby ready to drop?" "She is." "I'll have my handsome son by the end of the month." "Oh!" "Turned into one of those clairvoyants, have you, Dougie?" "She's given me two girls." "It's time for a boy." "What's the odds?" "Dead cert." "I'll give you 3-1 against." "Oh, I'll have a few bob on that!" "All right!" "Gin." "All boys!" "Could you excuse me one moment, please?" "Timothy!" "What happened?" "We were spinning around at playtime." "And school let you leave?" "Somebody should have come with you." "I told them I knew how to get here." "You're always at work." "What if I was away on a call?" "Is everything all right, Doctor?" "They just sent him here!" "Why can't they deal with that at school?" "It's only a graze." "Let me see here..." "Well, I think we're definitely going to need a bandage." "We should clean it first, though." "Will you be all right with Sister Bernadette, while I finish seeing to my patient?" "You're very kind, Sister." "Let's get you sat down and we'll have that fixed up in a jiffy." "Afternoon, Jane." "Looking forward to tonight, Nurse Lee?" "Oh, yes, it's yonks since I've been to a fair." "What about you, Jane." "Are you excited?" "Yes." "We can tell." "They were filthy, the poor loves, they looked like bleeding' chimney sweeps." "All right, Rubes?" "Oh, hello, Joyce, how are you today?" "I'm quite well." "How are YOU today?" "Ain't nothing wrong with trying to better oneself." "Ain't nothing wrong with being what you are, neither." "Well, MY husband has been promoted to supervisor." "The youngest ever, they say." "You live on the same street as me!" "Your roof leaks as badly as mine, and your backside don't smell of roses, does it?" "!" "Quite right." "It smells of lavender." "And I'm very sorry to hear about your roof." "We can recommend a good man." "Good evening." "It is, indeed." "And you must be..." "Sister Julienne?" "I am." "And you are...?" "The Reverend Applebee-Thornton." "Indeed!" "Erm, Nurse Noakes sent us a letter." "Oh, wonderful!" "Ha!" "Wonderful!" "Ha..." "Now, er, I don't wish to be a burden on you," "I simply couldn't take advantage of your hospitality without giving something back." "Now, I would like to offer chaplaincy to your patients." "We're very happy to shelter you, until your new parish..." "Chummy spoke so fondly about everybody here." "What a wonderfully vibrant woman she is." "The tribes people were thoroughly fascinated on her arrival, you know." "I don't think they'd seen anything quite like her." "They refer to her as Boku-Uman, which translates as "a lot of woman"!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "One of the younger men challenged her to a wrestle - that fine fellow Noakes, he stepped in" " I don't think she's quite recovered since!" "Reverend..." "Y..." "A friend of Nurse Noakes is a friend of Nonnatus House." "I believe your parish lodgings will not be ready for some time." "You're welcome, for as long as it takes." "Oh...!" "Would you care for something to eat, before I show you to your room?" "Oh, very kind!" "I have been regaled with tales of Mrs B's prowess in the kitchen!" "I..." "I dare say that the language barrier will be less of a problem with the Cockneys, although I believe this rhyming slang..." "How drunk are you, then?" "Oh..." "Not as bad as Christmas." "You been gambling?" "Gambling?" "!" "Ruby, my love, I'm a reformed character!" "Yeah(!" ")" "I'm saving up to get us out of this pit." "Then why can I hear the jangling of coins, whenever you move?" "It ain't gambling if you know you're going to win." "Ha-ha!" "You are a bad man." "How's my boy doing in there?" "He's tip-top." "Not much of a mover, unlike the other two." "He's a cool dude, like that James Dean." "No need for carrying on, is there, boy?" "I was a lucky girl to land you, Dougie." "It was a movie kiss, through the wire fence, then he went to his plane, a cheeky wink, and he was off!" "Jenny's turn!" "We were playing sardines, there were six of us squashed into a wardrobe, someone kissed me and, to this day, I don't know who it was!" "Well, I do hope I'm not entirely surrounded by harlots!" "Cynthia?" "Well, I knew his name, at least, but it was nothing like a movie kiss." "I was eight." "Cynthia!" "I will never look at you with the same eyes again!" "Don't be silly!" "Oh, dear Jane, you must think us silly girls, to be excited about first kisses." "Not at all." "I know, let's name the goldfish after your first kiss." "That's a wonderful idea!" "Yes, spill the beans, Jane - what's our goldfish called?" "No, I..." "It doesn't matter how silly the name is, we'll go with it." "Well, I'm afraid this goldfish shall be nameless, then." "Do you think she's all right, Sister?" "Jane is a quiet soul, not one for displaying her emotions." "It's hard to tell." "But to have lived her life without so much as a kiss." "You are speaking to a nun, Trixie." "Oh, yes, sorry." "I sympathise, I really do, but as Jane is practically silent around her colleagues, the ability to speak to men is probably beyond her." "Where did Sister Julienne find her?" "That wouldn't be for me to say." "Good morning, all!" "Ah, we have a fuller compliment." "Kushe-o!" "Which means "hello"." "And it is my belief that Nurse Noakes' calling came from her humanity, as much as it did the Lord God Almighty." "Now, the humanity in this lovely bread!" "Oh, we had nothing this fine in Sierra Leone, although they do have Cassava Leaf Plassas, which is Chummy's favourite." "I'll tell you how we make them..." "I'll get it." "She's about to pop." "Screaming the house down." "Told me to bring a midwife, straight away." "Phone's buggere-...er, broken." "I'll fetch my things." "Not so fast." "Hello, Douglas." "Sister." "I did both of Ruby's girls and they were beauties." "But I'm first on call, Sister." "Then you can assist." "She said to "try and get Sister Evangelina, if you can." ""She delivers 'em best."" "Mrs Roberts, Sister." "God speed." "So, Sister Julienne, which of your charges shall I accompany, hm?" "I promise they will receive exclusive stories in recompense." "You should accompany me on your first day, Reverend." "Start at the bottom and work your way up." "They're 'ere." "I'll put some more hot water on." "Good lad." "Hello there, Ruby." "Here we are again!" "Sister, I feel terrible." "Look at the state of me." "It's not a beauty contest, come on." "How are you doing?" "This is Nurse Lee." "Hello, Mrs Roberts." "This one hurts like hell." "No offence." "No, none taken." "There you go, on the edge, that's it." "They say you forget with time how much it did hurt." "Ooh!" "All right." "There you are." "That's it!" "There you go." "He's early, isn't he?" "When was the last pain?" "Just before you got here." "Heartbeat's strong." "I feel scared, Sister." "All be over soon." "My old matron used to say" ""You've had your sweets, now take your sours."" "All right." "We'll turn her on her side, have a look after this." "All right keep breathing, keep breathing." "That's a girl." "It's all right, Ruby." "Good girl." "That's it." "I told you it hurt more." "No one's doubting that now." "Baby's crowning, looks a big one." "They said I was on the small side." "They can't see what I can." "Nearly there, Ruby." "If Sister can see baby, we're not far away." "It hurts!" "Not long now." "It'll be as beautiful as its sisters." "Now, on the next one, I want you to give us a really big push, Ruby." "I'll buy him a blue bonnet." "Baby blue?" "Yeah, yeah, with little duckies on it." "Lovely." "Good girl, keep going!" "Keep going, good girl!" "Really big push." "Good girl." "Keep going, that's really good." "Good girl!" "Yes, come on." "The head's nearly out, we're nearly there now!" "Wait." "Stop pushing." "Short breaths." "When the next contraction comes, I want you to push hard, all right?" "Good girl!" "That's it." "Really big push, Ruby." "He's here!" "He's..." "Towel?" "Nurse!" "See to mother, Nurse Lee." "Thank God." "Oh, thank God for that." "Sister?" "Let's have some gauze soaked in boiled water." "Nurse Lee, damp gauze." "It's a boy?" "Hey, hey!" "Daddy's here!" "It's a boy, Douglas." "Course he is." "I never doubted it." "We haven't quite finished yet." "I brought us a drink." "No-one in here yet please, Douglas." "Oh, he's all right, I want him here." "I'm sorry, I must insist." "The afterbirth hasn't been delivered." "The what?" "Please, Mr Roberts." "He's seen worse, after ten years of marriage!" "Let's get you neat and tidy first." "I love that sound." "Placenta successfully delivered, Sister." "That's good." "All done?" "Yes, all done." "Can I get you a glass of water, Ruby?" "What's wrong?" "What's wrong!" "Nurse Lee, would you ring for the doctor now, please?" "What's wrong?" "Sister Evangelina, what's wrong with him?" "You tell me what's going on right now!" "What is it?" "Baby's had some complications, Ruby." "There's a problem with his back." "And so I wrapped all the fruit in brown paper and used goat's wool as a beard." "And hey, presto, Christmas in Sierra Leone." "Of course, the nativity is no real surprise to the tribespeople." "A child born in a stable seemed perfectly reasonable." "I should..." "Oh, yes, absolutely." "I don't believe I've had the pleasure?" "The Reverend Applebee-Thornton." "Jane." "Yes." "I'm sorry if I startled you." "Oh, my dear." "Oh no, your fish isn't that hungry." "No, we must rescue the poor fellow, before he eats himself to death, like a Roman Emperor." "Oh, no, no, the scales are too delicate to touch." "We must scoop him out gently." "Absolutely ideal." "Time is of the essence." "Yes, thank you." "And now we need to change the water in the bowl." "Now, let's put a tad more warm in there." "Needs to be room temperature, so the little one doesn't die of shock." "In Sierra Leone, you know, they had sharks in the river." "Huge beasts, apparently." "I was unfortunate never to see one." "Right." "Perfect!" "Apologies, ready when you are." "It's hydrocephalus - water on the brain caused by the break in the spinal cord." "That's what spina bifida means." "It's Latin for..." "We're taking him to the London Hospital." "The medical advancements in treating this condition have come on leaps and bounds over the past few years." "The surgeons are second to none." "Your son will receive the best treatment in the world, Mr Roberts." "See to your ladies." "We'll take great care of your son." "Mr Roberts?" "One of the girls let me in." "I'm told baby's doing well." "He should be ready to come home from the hospital tomorrow." "How is Mrs Roberts?" "See for yourself." "Mrs Roberts?" "Nurse Lee." "You caught me red-handed." "You're out of bed." "Doesn't do no harm to look good, does it?" "Lifts the spirits, so they say." "I suppose." "Can't wallow forever." "Things to do." "I was just telling your husband, baby's doing well." "He should be back..." "Oh, that's excellent." "Wonderful news." "We'll soon have him back, then?" "That's wonderful." "'She took it badly at first,' but now she seems in very good spirits." "I remember my first spina bifida birth." "It looked like a huge dollop of raspberry jam on baby's back." "Of course, back then, the humane course for treatment was considered to be chloral hydrate." "Let the child pass peacefully." "No!" "That was when there was little that could be done and it was considered a kindness." "There is much more to be done now." "But the child will, more often than not, have no bowel control, will have renal complications and a drastically reduced lifespan, and for the rest of that short life, it will be confined to a wheelchair." "Life is never without hope, Sister." "I know it won't be easy for the parents, but I'm sure they're capable of coping." "The mothers don't listen, do they?" "They're told again and again to avoid green potatoes." "Green potatoes no more cause spina bifida as the moon is made of cheese, Sister Monica Joan." "I read recently it is considered now to be a myth, although the actual cause is still unknown." "Therefore, the moon may yet be edible." "Good evening, one and all." "What a remarkable constitutional." "A balmy evening by the docks..." "Reverend?" "Oh, thank you, Sister." "I have important administration to take care of tomorrow, so would you be happy to accompany one of our nurses?" "I'm sure any of them would be pleased to have your assistance." "Well, I've thoroughly enjoyed working with all your charges," "Sister, I couldn't possibly decide..." "Jane." "I mean, I believe Jane has rounds in the morning, and would benefit from an extra pair of hands." "Jane?" "That would be delightful, I look forward to it." "Shall we eat?" "Are the carrots yours, as well?" "Yes, the carrots are..." "Here he is, girls." "Say hello to your brother, then." "We have to change the dressings every two days and keep using this antiseptic." "What's wrong with his legs?" "Right, come on, little monsters." "We'll come back up soon." "Should I perhaps tidy round a little?" "Would that be useful?" "No." "Does my house offend you, Vicar?" "Oh, it's Reverend, actually." "No, it does not." "Well, it bloody well does, me." "Ow!" "You hear that?" "I said it bloody well does, me." "I've been bitten!" "Be a sweetheart and shove him out the window." "May I say, I have spent the last year in Africa, in a society that did not produce William Shakespeare." "Nor did it produce Sir Isaac Newton, Isambard Kingdom Brunel..." "I hope there's a point to this." "Well, we consider ourselves a civilised culture, and yet we allow our elderly to live in..." "I'm sorry, I really don't wish to make judgements..." "A flea pit?" "Surrounded by prossies?" "Not fit for a dog?" "Well, yes, and it saddens me greatly, both as a Christian and as a human." "At our age, we're grateful for the days." "Exactly, sweetheart." "I'll take what pleasure I can, whenever I can get it, because we're a long time dead, sir." "The tribespeople of Sierra Leone, they treat their elderly with the utmost respect, their wisdom unquestionable, having had the benefit of experience." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you, Jane." "A remarkable resilience about the Giddings, though." "Their love - triumphant still, despite the circumstances." "It swells the heart, does it not?" "'Ere, love's young dream." "Hmph!" "Oh, he looks really well." "I think he may need feeding." "No." "He's hungry, Mrs Roberts." "I ain't got none, it dried up!" "He has powdered." "All right." "I'll make up a bottle." "Will you hold him?" "Ruby..." "Douglas told me to stop working, but I carried on, lifting them baskets." "I used to rest them on my bump when I was loading up." "What if that hurt his back?" "Lots of women work." "You can't blame yourself." "Why can't I?" "He came out of me like that." "Or was it God?" "He punishes people, don't he?" "Vanity is one of the deadly sins, they say." "Maybe it was Dougie's gambling." "Didn't Jesus hate all that?" "We did something." "One of them things made him like that." "What did we do?" "!" "I'll feed him." "Do you have the powdered milk, Mr Roberts?" "Thank you." "Do you think you could maybe take baby for a walk after he's fed?" "Perhaps you could take the girls?" "He needs sunlight, and it's a lovely day." "A man doesn't go about pushing prams." "Perhaps the girls could?" "No." "They're too young for this." "Neither of our mums are around anymore." "They'd have helped us." "Of course." "Would you hold him, while I make up a bottle?" "She even touched him yet?" "Your wife is a little under the weather at the moment." "No point then, is there?" "How are the Roberts, Nurse Lee?" "I think father is capable of seeing it through... ..but mother has taken it very badly." "I do sympathise with her." "She has dreamt of a perfect, healthy child since the day she conceived." "I knew, one day, I would encounter something like this..." "..but I feel so under-prepared, Sister." "In what way?" "I don't know what to say to her." "How to help." "I don't even know what options are available." "Serendipity is a wonderful thing." "You must accompany Jane to St Gideon's." "Once again, we are much indebted to the Sisters of Nonnatus House." "The generosity they elicit is astounding." "Could I ask, Mrs Peacock... ..how many of your patients, have families?" "All of them, technically." "We have a number who were abandoned, although that's reducing, thanks mainly to you midwives - not so easy to abandon a child when a nurse is coming round to visit." "How could they, though?" "Oh, often the mother feels guilty - was it something she did?" "Was it her fault?" "Can you stay for a cup of tea?" "I'm terribly sorry..." "Cup of tea." "Oh." "No, thank you, we must be leaving soon." "Hello, Jane." "You're looking very well." "Hello, Jacob." "Away with you, Jacob!" "I thought I was the only girl for you?" "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand." "Oh, it comes with time, but don't let it fool you." "he's as bright as a button and as cheeky as a monkey." "I have a family, at the moment." "I imagine their child would do well here." "Let me make it very clear, Nurse, this is a home by name only." "It is not "home"." "If the child can stay with its family," "I suggest you do everything in your power to make that happen." "Yes." "It's lovely to see you again, Jane." "Still a chatterbox, then?" "Did you used to work here, then, Jane?" "I was a patient." "And then I became a trustee." "I met Sister Julienne here." "She's been very kind to me." "I won't say anything to the others." "Jane, would you say this is an adequate place for a child to grow up?" "They would do their best." "Well, it's been many years since I attended a dance." "Oh, but you must, Reverend." "I couldn't bear to see these go to waste." "I bet you're a wonderful dancer." "Oh, yes!" "Quite the opposite." "What a perfect opportunity to learn, then." "I'm sure Jane would enjoy herself." "In fact, I've got the perfect dress for her!" "Ah, well." "I must confess, it will be a wonderful way to spend the evening." "Is Jane agreed?" "Why me?" "Erm..." "Well, you work so hard." "And I believe it will be fun." "Although, I must confess to not having danced for, oh, a number of years." "I don't imagine that the Waltz is de rigeur." "Although the, erm, tribesmen, they taught me one of their traditional dances and, um..." "I-I won't embarrass you with that, though." "I'm sorry." "Please, feel free to decline, but I would, however..." "..very much like you to accompany me." "I'll stop talking now." "Though I think I could start talking again..." "Yes." "Yes, thank you." "Wonderful." "Wonderful." "Is that Ruby's baby?" "Or is there something you haven't told us?" "I'm giving Mrs Roberts time to adjust." "We deliver the babies, Nurse Lee, we don't bring them up." "Sister Julienne has sanctioned my involvement." "Got it!" "Oi, little 'un, is that yours?" "Well, you move it, whatever it is." "I thought you were Douglas." "It's not like him to not be back by now." "Walk with us, Ruby." "I-I'm not up to it Nurse, please." "I'm trying, I really am." "What with Douglas behaving the way he is," "I'm just beside myself with worry." "I can't do this for ever, Ruby." "You have to make headway." "Just a little for now?" "All I'm asking is that you walk with us." "Please?" "I do believe you may have left your baby outside, Ruby, dear." "Not that anyone would want to steal a cripple." "Get away." "Wondered why we hadn't seen you for a while." "Come on, Mrs Roberts, we must dash." "Oh, she's got her own nurse, as well." "Not so high and mighty now, is she?" "Hello, darling!" "Where you been?" "Look, she's going inside." "Come on, hurry up!" "You got your comb on you...?" "Ladies." "What did he say?" "I know women who spend less time on their hair than you lot." "Now, get out my way." "Oi!" "Drunken idiot!" "What?" "Hold him up!" "Yeah, this'll teach you!" "Leave him, leave him!" "Unless you all wish to be tried for murder!" "That's sobered him up a bit." "Come on, leave him." "Oh, you poor man." "They were like wild animals." "He's my flesh and blood." "She's turned her back on my flesh and blood." "I believe the alcohol may work as an anaesthetic, in this situation." "It's a small blessing." "Come on, up you get." "It's hot." "I ain't bothered what people think, especially not Joyce." "That isn't it, Nurse." "I don't want you thinking that it is." "Then, what is it?" "If I hold him, I think I might die with the sadness." "I'm sure it'll get easier." "Try to eat something." "Why did they save him?" "Doctor said he'll be lucky to see his 16th and he'll need all sorts of looking after till then, so... why did they save him?" "Life is never without hope." "This is wonderful news." "Your parish must be eager to meet you." "Absolutely, yes, it's a..." "It's a blessing that the building was completed so quickly." "Nurse Lee, if this is how you are before work," "I'll be interested to see what state you return in." "Sorry, Sister, didn't sleep too well." "May God give you strength." "Enough to put you off having children, eh?" "Working nights, too?" "I hope the Roberts pay well." "It's just until the parents come round." "How's that little miracle going to happen?" "Hmm?" "And how, pray tell, is you doing everything for the child helping the parents?" "Appeasing your own guilt, are you?" "I have no idea what you mean." "I saw your face when that child was born." "You were distraught, Nurse Lee, as every midwife has been before you." "God help us, we're only human." "But your guilt will not help the mother to bond." "What will?" "If I knew the answer to that, St Gideon's would be empty." "Sometimes, you have to admit defeat and let the world turn as it must." "Mrs Roberts?" "What?" "Look, we're here now." "I can't." "We're keeping him, then?" "Douglas, don't!" "It's like a train." "When I say I can't, I can't." "Wait here." "It's just me, then." "Hello again, Jacob." "Hello." "She's waiting for you." "Thank you." "Did you have a fight with King Kong?" "What did he say?" "Say it again, please, Jacob." "Did you have a fight with King Kong?" "Oh!" "No, mate, just, er, half a dozen little monkeys." "It was in the silences at the dinner table that I felt my parents' hatred for each other." "So, I grew accustomed to filling them." "I know it can be difficult to bear." "At boarding school I was often without company." "I talk, so that I won't know what the silence holds." "Erm..." "I..." "No matter." "Sister." "I didn't see you in service yesterday, or today." "I've been keeping up with my offices, whilst on duty, Sister." "Excellent." "Doctor Turner came by." "He dropped this off." "He says, his sincerest apologies for being so absent-minded, he's been carrying it around for weeks now." "It's charming." "We would ask that the parents visit as often as possible." "The bond needn't be broken, just because the baby's at St Gideon's." "..a cup of tea." "Mr Roberts, did you hear?" "What happened to him?" "He was born that way." "Why?" "It happens." "Approximately, one in a thousand babies are born like Jacob, there, or like your child." "A thousand to one?" "Should've had money on it." "Thank you, Martin." "And Jacob." "It's not poisoned." "What's it like here?" "There's a biscuit factory next door." "Nice." "We get the broken ones." "I need to talk to my wife." "My apologies." "Mr Roberts?" "I know my Ruby, Nurse, and I like a gamble." "Right." "We'll get back and pack its things." "What?" "The lady says she can take it." "They're pushed, but they can squeeze it in." "It's good here, there's a biscuit factory a few doors down." "But the nurse was helping." "Well, no, she weren't supposed to." "She can't do that for ever, can she?" "No, they should have taken him to the home straight away." "Right, is that everything?" "I'll take this." "You grab it." "Grab it then." "He's not an "it"." "What?" "He's not "it"!" "He's a baby." "Yeah?" "Yeah, he's my baby boy." "How could you even think to send him away?" "Yeah." "What a bastard, eh?" "Change of plan, Nurse." "I'm sorry?" "Douglas Junior is going nowhere." "He's staying right here, with us." "You look like you could do with a kip, love." "Are you sure she's all right?" "We're going to be fine." "Yeah." "'It had been the biggest gamble of Douglas Roberts's life." "'The stakes had been high, 'but the dividend paid were permanent and beautiful.'" "Reverend?" "Ah, Jane, I'm so pleased you..." "It's my turn to talk." "I've always been scared." "As long as I can remember." "They say I used to sit bolt upright in bed and scream." "My parents sent me away." "I don't blame them, but for a long time, I was... ..away." "Your stories about Africa are like the picture books brought to life, and the way you saved that man outside the dance hall..." "Oh, you were there?" "I..." "Please." "Life, for me, is full of fear, but I want you to know..." "..I really wanted to come to the dance with you." "I was too scared." "I still struggle." "So... ..I think you deserve somebody brave." "I've grown accustomed to the sound of your voice." "It's strange when you aren't talking." "You...are so brave." "Oi!" "Dougie!" "Long time, old pal." "Hello, Rube." "Hello, Fred." "'Sometimes in life, one has to take a chance." "'Without risk, there's no possibility." "'Without potential loss, no prize.'" "Hello, fella." "Hey-hey!" "Blue for a boy." "Right." "Oh, it's all right, Fred." "No, a bet's a bet." "Handsome young man you got there." "Three bob." "We'd better be off." "'Ere, how about a little tickle on the World Cup final?" "Double or quits?" "Don't half fancy Sweden." "He's off the gambling, Fred." "Yeah?" "Your loss." "See you around, Doug." "Yeah." "'The Roberts' baby defied all odds...'" "But, Rubes!" "I said no!" "'..and thrived, and was cherished...always.'" "I have concluded that green potatoes are not the culprit." "And how did you reach this epiphany?" "I had one yesterday and felt perfectly well." "Huh!" "For you to have a birth of any kind, my dear, it would be a miracle surpassing that of the Virgin Mary." "'Jane, too, found acceptance in Nonnatus House.'" "'And she found more - she found love.'" "'The name of the goldfish she won at the fair provided proof of that.'" "Hello, there, little one." "Hello, there, Reverend Applebee-Thornton." "We thought perhaps the Sisters could have a handicrafts stall and organise a baby show." "A baby show?" "Mrs Harding," "There's only one way you can deliberately terminate a pregnancy." "And it's against the law." "That was unforgivable." "Who is it who decides what is forgivable and unforgivable?" "♪ Anyhow, that's how I feel" "♪ Wow, I feel" "♪ Just like a Pollyanna" "♪ I should worry" "♪ Not for nothing" "♪ Everybody loves me, yes, they do" "♪ And I love everybody... ♪"
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"Previously on Matrioshki..." "Vilnius" " Lithuania" "She's too lazy to help out with the housekeeping here!" "Dad, they'll turn her into a stripper!" " Be quiet when your father is talking!" "Excuses!" "Nothing but excuses!" "I want to get out of here." " Well, what are you waiting for then?" "Shouldn't we make sure we'll be OK there?" "Be OK there?" "It can't get much worse than this." "They'll turn you into prostitutes." " How do you know?" "Wait one more day." "Just one more day." "Maybe I could go and talk to that journalist again." "Just one more day, OK?" "OK." "I signed." "I'll be out of here tomorrow." "You'll be sold." "How can you be so stupid?" "You'll become a whore!" "A slut!" "Don't you care about anything anymore?" "Is nothing important anymore?" "You'll become a whore, a prostitute!" "Mum!" "This isn't what you think." "Honestly!" "The police came to our house." " The police?" "They had arrested a man who was rounding up girls in Vilnius to go to Belgium and Holland." "And?" "Two days after you left Vilnius, they found Kasandra." " Kasia?" "How is Kasia?" " She was dead." "The bastards first raped her and then beat her to death." "And then they threw her in a skip at the cemetery." "Like some dead dog." "Who was it?" " Vincent." "What?" " He came here and he wanted me to suck." "Do you have to do this?" "What?" "The bitch is nuts!" "She almost fuckin' bit my dick off!" "Have you gone completely mad?" "Look at her!" "I should have smashed her fuckin' skull in!" "Get uot of here!" " Come again?" "Get the fuck out of here!" " I don't take orders from you, tosser!" "Home sweet home." "..., two, three." "Christ, you weigh a ton!" "I can't see Ray's car." "I'd at least expected him to be waitin' for me with a big bunch of flowers." "Where's Ray?" "Isn't he comin' to the party?" "Isn't he glad I'm back or what?" "And what are you going to do?" "Who, me?" "I'm gonna sit in the office with you." "All day, every day." "Nothin' is gonna change." "We get ourselves some new girls and it's back to business as usual." "Come on, let's get out of here." "Danny." "There's not a lot left, is there?" "No more than a small pile." "And John was a big guy, wasn't he?" "He always thought he'd live to be a hundred." "It can happen just like that." "Just look at us." "What am I supposed to do with you?" "Well, where's your big mouth now?" "What did you think on the way here?" "Gotta go hand my keys over to that limp-legged bastard?" "And go find myself another job?" "Well, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction." "What d'you mean?" "We've gotta stick together, Ray." "I can't do it on my own." "How do you picture that then?" "What?" "Well..." "Listen." "Dad gave you fifteen percent." "Well, I'll give you twenty." "Twenty?" " Yeah." "And you should consider youself lucky, 'cause no one else'd want an arsehole like you!" "We should be pals again, like in the old days." "Just one more thing." "That you realise that I couldn't bear to have to look at Kalinka's mug every day." "We'll kick her out." "We should've done that a long time ago." "Then I wouldn't have been sittin' here like this." "I'm worried..." " Well..." "What?" " Vincent can't stand you." "He thinks you can't be trusted." " He'd better watch out." "I've seen and heard a lot!" " And lined your pockets a lot." "No more than anyone else!" "As if nothing ever disappeared into your pockets." "You don't know that, chum!" "Ih he chucks you out on youur arse, what are you gonna do?" "Talk to the cops?" "What d'you mean by that?" "What's this all about anyway?" "Now that John's not around anymore, you don't know which side is up, eh?" "Are you enjoying this?" "Daria..." "Daria, come downstairs." "There's only five of us tonight!" "Four, 'cause I'm not doing it anymore." "Aren't you in enough trouble?" " Yeah." "They murdered my best friend!" "You don't know that." "Kalinka..." "What does Kalinka know about it?" "She wasn't there, was she?" "What are you doing here?" " I'm lying on my bed." "Downstairs in five minutes." " No, I'm staying here." "Come on, Daria." "What did you say?" " You want to hit me?" "Put on your clothes." " No." "Look, I will talk to her, please." "I stay here, I don't strip anymore." "You go downstairs." "Downstairs!" "Well?" "What is going to be?" "You want to hit me?" "Hit me, I don't care." "Fuck you!" "Stupid cow!" "Was it good?" "Kalinka, we've got to stop this." " What d'you mean?" "You and me." "What's wrong?" "I've talked to Vincent, yesterday, after the funeral." "What about Vincent?" "It's not gonna working anymore." " What?" "You and him..." "Come on Kalinka." "Vincent is a poor boy who can't move his legs anymore, his father died." "That's not my fault." " No, but you have to understand..." "You scambug!" "Watch your language!" "Look." "This is your money from last week and something extra." "Kalinka, we have to do something." "We are losing money, we have to find new girls and start all over again, OK?" "But what does have to do vith us?" " Come on, us,us, us." "Yes, us, us, us!" "Kalinka, you work for me, I like you." "So sometimes we fuck, O.K.?" "What?" " Kalinka, you fuck for a living, it's your job." "This was different for me..." "Yeah, sure, whatever." "It's all over now, OK?" "Eddy Will help you to find another club." "You will survive, I know." "You fuckin' bastard!" "Kalinka, stop it!" "Stop it before I get angry!" "Now get your stuff and get out!" "Ray's gotta be wasted." "Couldn't you just chuck him out?" "No, Jan." "Either you do it, or you look for someone else to do it." "Someone who can keep their trap shut." "Why don't you do it youself?" "He was here yesterday afternoon." "I could have blown him away just like that." "But then what?" "Look at me." "He'd still be lyin' here on the floor." "I don't even feel when I've gotta have a crap anymore." "If I forget my nappy, it runs down the legs of my trousers into my shoes." "Don't you know any Albanians?" " Vincent, for God's sake!" "You're nuts!" "How much are you prepared to pay?" " Twenty-five thousand." "And you become the new boss at the 69." "You get fifteen percent." "Cash in hand." "And what happens to Eddy?" "We'll worry about that later." "First, Ray snuffs it." "Yeah." "Ray?" "It's me." "Yeah." "We've gotta talk." "Why don't we just quit?" "Vincent can stick the 69!" "We can start a new club, the three of us." "Where you can have a good meal, too." "A nice steak," "Watch the girls strip, then..." " Customers come to fuck." "Not to stuff their faces." "Heard anything from Vincent lately?" "What does he plan on doing?" " He wants to carry on." "What d'you mean 'carry on'?" " Well, carry on with the 69." "Did he say anything about me?" " Yeah, that he doesn't trust you." "Fuckin' hell!" "We need new girls, fast." "There'll only be Kalinka left." "Kalinka's gone." " What d'you mean, 'gone'?" "I kicked her out." "There was no other way." "'Cause of Vincent, right." "Is this gonna lead to any trouble?" " Why?" "She's been here right from the beginning." "If she opens her mouth..." "Did you give her some money?" "1,250 euro." "That's not much, is it?" "What are you want?" "Can we talk?" " Why?" "Ray has thrown me out." "We had sex and then he just told me to fuck off." "Scumbug!" "When they can't use you anymore,they kick you out." "They did the same to me." "But it seems that they fofot I know a lot of his secrets." "Then go to the police... maybe I should." "Why can't we go together?" " No." "Why not?" "Because the police don't believe me." " Why should they believe me?" "You're from Russia." " So what?" "They dont know you." "They all know me." "You've made a right bloody mess." "When was the last time you paid the brewrey?" "Cash in hand or officially?" " Let's start with 'officially'." "That's a while ago now." "Does Ray know about this?" "He knows we buy the odd barrel under the counter." "'The odd barrel'?" "And how do you keep the takings separate?" "How can we check it?" "If Vincent finds out about this, he'll go nuts!" "Mark." "You wouldn't happen to know where Kalinka is?" "Staying at Esther's for a few days." "How d'you know?" "I dropped her off there yesterday with her suitcase." "Want some?" "It's gee-gee." "Was she angry?" " What d'you think?" "She was furious!" "She's not gonna do anythin' stupid, is she?" "Hello, Vincent." " Hello." "How are you?" " I'm OK." "And how are you?" " I'm OK too." "And you?" "Vincent." "How d'you get down here?" "With your..." "The cab driver carried me down the stairs." "On his back." "People do the strangest thing for a few euros, Eddy." "But I don't need to tell you that, do I?" "How are things around here?" "We haven't got enough girls." "Madam there won't work anymore." "She doesn't feel like it!" "'She doesn't feel like it'?" "Who's the boss, here?" " The bitches or you?" "Yeah, well..." "Slap her around a bit." "That's soon make her change her mind." "That's just it." "That doesn't work anymore with her!" "Poor you..." "A customer's never come back for her a second time." "Can't do a thing with her." "Then kick her out." "We're not running a hotel!" "Something wrong?" "Is that Kalinka still around?" " No." "Ray kicked her out, remember?" "Right..." "And where is she now?" "Dunno." "Find out for me then." "What are you doing here?" " I didn't know you two were so close!" "They're a bit worried at the 69." "Oh.." "And why's that?" "Ray has been a little bit careless with you." "What d'you mean?" "We want to be sure that you not goin' to do stupid things." "Come." "Hey." "I'm talking to you, bitch." "Jan, get out of here." " Keep out of it, you!" "What do you want from me?" " I never liked you." "Maybe you know a lot of thing about Ray and Vincent, but you don't know anything about me." "You idiot, she'll suffocate!" " Shut your trap!" "Jan, let her bloody go!" "If you start talking, I'm gonna find you and I wil smash your face, OK?" "Bye, darlin'." "I don't wanna know." "Yeah, get lost, pal." "Can we talk?" " What about?" "Please." "Come." "Last time you were here, you told that's you are very happy in the club and that you made a lot of money." "Are you still work there?" "So what happened?" "Problems." "They kicked you out?" " No, not really." "Not really..." "I want to talk, but I need protection." "First you have to tell us your story." " No, they will find me." "What kind of information do you have?" "I was the girlfriend of Ray Van Mechelen." "Ray Van Mechelen has many girfriends." " That's not true." "So he dumped you and now you want revenge." "Would you be willing to testfy against Ray Van Mechelen in court?" "But I need protection." "They are very dangerous." "They killed people." "First you have to tell us what you know." "This doesn't add up, pal." "Vincent." " Hi Ray." "I've just about had it with sir here." "I've given him plenty of warning." "Haven't I?" "Hey, don't look at me, Eddy." "Buying stuff under the counter is normal." "Everyone does it." "But the fact that we can't check anything anymore isn't on, Eddy." "Guys, how long've we worked together?" " That's just it!" "Don't you trust me?" "Ray, is he pissing' us around?" "Have I got 'retard' written on my forehead?" "Or has he?" "How much did you skim off, Eddy?" "Did you really think you could get away with it?" "Well, what've you got to say for yourself, Mr Big Mouth?" "Cat got your tongue?" "Now you're..." "It was him or me." "He wanted to have me bumped off, the bastard." "Call Danny." "Get rid of him." "And it happened with your bat, remember." "Hey!" "Just a minute, you!" "Stop!" "Police!" "Shit." "Stand him up." "Gonna make a fool of yourself again?" " Who knows." "Heaven't learned your lesson yet?" " Wait 'n see." "Take him with you!" "You've got nothin' on me, you loser." "Not a sausage!" "Christ." "Police!" "Hands up!" "Go, go!" "What's in the boot?" "I don't know anymore..." "Is everybody gone?" "No more copss?" " No." "Hello, Jan." "What are you doing here?" " What were you planning or doing?" "Are we gonna act wet, or what?" "We won't be seeing Ray again soon!" "Trust me." "And the same goes for Vincent." "D'you really think you'll find any money?" " Is it gone already?" "One week later" "Where were you last night?" "Daria, I'm leaving." "Don't be angry." "Jan's found me an apartment." "Nothing big, but it's clean." "And I can have clients there, too." "Fine." "We can't sit here forever." "No..." "What are you going to do?" "I want to go home." "I understand." " But I haven't got any money." "Let's go back together." "No." "I'm staying here." "I've got a better life here than in Lithuania." "Really?" "Here." "That's enough for the plane to Lithuania." "And for the taxi." "No, I don't want it." " Daria, take it." "No, I know what you had to do for it." " Come on now." "Here." "Go home." "I don't know what to say..." "Me neither..." "Take care." "See you later, maybe." "Thanks." "For the money." "Forget it." "All the best..." "Let's go." "Vilnius-Lituania" "You've come back?" "Hello, Mum!" " Daria!" "Hello, Ivan." " You were going to write." "Sorry." "I've brought you a present." "Thanks." "Empty your plate!" "Come back to the table!" "Come back here, damn it!" "Expect us to keep it till later?" "You can't forget that!" "What's going on?" "Everyone does just as they please!" "Shouldn't we make sure we'll be OK there?" "We're not signing this withou knowing what it says." "There's obviously something wrong." "You signed?" "You'll be sold." "How can you be so stupid?" "Is nothing important anymore?" "Don't you want to understand?" "You'll become a whore, a prostitute." "Ray Van Mechelen was sentenced to 5 years' imprisonment for trafficking in human beings, inciting prostitution, grievous bodily harm," "Formation of a criminal gang and tax evasion." "Eddy Stoefs was sentenced to 8 years' imprisonment for manslaughter, formation of a criminal gang and tax evasion." "Mark Camps was sentenced to 1 year's imprisonment, 6 months of which were suspended, for formation of a criminal gang and forgery." "Danny Bols received a 6-month suspended prison sentence and a fine of 1,400 euro for formation of criminal gang and 22 unpaid parking fines." "Jan Verplancke was not prosecuted." "He moved to Spain to start an escort agency in Benidorm."
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"STUDIO 2.0 presents" "In association with OCN KOCCA, and KTB Network a J TEAM Studio production" "The world has run out of all forms of energy." "people built a new city by making a new energy with their excrements." "Soon after the city's leaders announced two legislations to generate and control the new energy." "First, installing an ID chip in each of the citizen 's anus to monitor their defecation level." "Second, provide defecating citizens in return one addictive "juicybar"." "Later, defecation amounts have skyrocketed, but the city became full of addicts due to the juicybar's strong addiction." "llIegaI trade of juicybars became prevalent, and the juicybar's side effects have created dumb pint-sized mutants." "These mutants organized a gang to plunder juicybars." "They became known as the 'Diaper Gang'." "They're coming." "They're coming." "Hey, they're coming!" "They're coming." "They're coming." "They're going." "They're going." "They're coming." "They're coming." "Outta my way!" "Hey slowpoke, think you're faster?" "You betcha!" "Hey!" "Bald bastard." "AACHI SSIPAK" "We are the forgotten orphans." "We once dedicated our crap and youth to this city." "But what did our leaders do for us?" "Did they appreciate us for our crap?" "Never!" "We became addicted to juicybars, so we can never shit or even reproduce because our dicks have shrunk like peanuts." "Then they ran us out of this city like garbage!" "Why?" "Because we've evolved into mutants, liberating ourselves from having to shit all the time!" "Diapers!" "Diapers!" "Nonetheless, we're in shitcreek now." "Juicybars is our only source of food, but we haven't had any for a month." "And why is this?" "Because of that special cop, Geko?" "No." "It's because a whole bunch of you piss-ass dumb shits can't even blow away one fuckin' cop!" "Stand up!" "This is your last chance to redeem yourselves." "Tell me where we can find juicybars for our hungry brothers." "Kindergarten defecation classes." "Where were you before?" "A kindergarten defecation class." "A juicybar factory?" "No, a juicybar market?" "No, how about..." "You freaks don't deserve to be called gangsters." "Know what punks like you are called?" "I know!" "Hoodlums!" "Yes, hoodlums!" "What?" "I mean, these hoodlums..." "A lot of hoodlums are dealing juicybars in Section 4." "Hoodlums, you say..." "You bonehead!" "There's only eighteen in here, not twenty!" "You swiped two, didn't you?" "Count it yourself, idiot!" "You hopeless chimp." "You won't get your cut unless you get two more." "And no chick as well." "Got it?" "You twirp!" "Why am I always doing the dirty work?" "Hey, you get the easy way out." "I always risk my life being on the lookout." "Go and get some more." "We need to make up for it." "You little piss ant!" "Then every chick we find tonight are mine." "And if you cheat me again and take off, you're really gonna pay this time." "Damn it, that hurt!" "Stupid mutt!" "Today the police scored big again for mopping up the Diaper Gang." "We will rigidly tackle any insincere defecation!" "Have any problems defecating?" "Well, I'm constipated." "Drink!" "Dump-free Yogurt!" "FLUSH IT ALL DOWN!" "Now get ready, gear up and..." "Headbump!" "One, two, givin' it to ya'." "Don't get too wasted now." "Stop showing off and do some kickin'!" "Here comes daddy!" "Your juicybar is being prepared." "Sorry to disturb." "Man!" "That's one hell of a dump!" "Juicybar delivery complete." "Smells damn good, too!" "The way kids shit these days is so impolite." "He's such a hopeless case." "His damn showing off gives me the runs." "abio, showing off here is useless." "We're in the can." "Screw off." "Run!" "It's too damn hot for this crap." "Let's go." "You little punks." "You assholes swiped a ton of juicybars in Section 4." "Think you're big shots?" "You cheating scums." "There's taxes on what you made." "What?" "Bastard got some balls!" "You little shit, stop being a wus again." "Look here, cue ball." "Unless you want me to make sushi out of your tongue, bring me 100 juicybars a day." "Damn, you got cavaties." "Be a good boy!" "And grow some damn hair!" "You know my boss's cell in prison, right?" "Hand the juicybars over to him." "Let's go!" "Oh yeah, Jimmy says hi." "You got a really good friend!" "Ciao!" "Jimmy, you son of a bitch." "John Doe is this month's "King of Defecation"." "If you become the "King", you'll receive unlimited VIP service with beautiful girls at a luxurious resort." "Try your best to defecate, and be the "King of Defecation "." "You can be the "King", too!" "Foul bastards." "How dare they stuff things into the sacred anus." "Those beasts are the real traitors of our establishment." "They're evil to our society." "Don't you think, Captain?" "Chief, so you mean..." "They're illegal anus users?" " Like this, bitch?" " Harder!" " Like this?" " Harder!" " Like this?" " Harder!" " Like this?" " Harder!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "You idiots, get it right for once!" "How many times I gotta tell you?" "Think we're shooting a cheap porn?" "You sluts." "Each whip should be the sublime." "A girl who sacrifices her anus to save the world." "Oh how beautiful she is." "Once this film is complete, it will be praised by critics and moviegoers, and be a world-wide success!" "Oh my Lord, how art thou I be this talented?" "Bullshit!" "Hey asslover, you're in deep trouble!" "You freak!" "Dr. Strange sawed another guard into pieces again in prison." "That crazy old fart." "He'd be cooked on the electric chair if he hadn't created our cyborg." "Move him into the special cell so that he can't touch anyone." "And report that he's cooperating very well with us." "Yes, ma'am." "Geko, good work and..." "My report for today." "99 kills and no arrests." "That despicable cyborg, how rude." "ANAL INSTICT" "SM MIZERY" "HORNY ALIENS" "You freak, what's with your room?" "Don't you have anything kinky?" "He's totally high, man." "Don't sweat it, dude." "Keep stuffing his face." "Look at him." "I'm telling you, he's toasted." "Okay, okay." "You like feeling high, you pervert?" "From now on, you're Shitman." "Shitman." "Shitman." "Shitman." "Shitman." "Yes!" "I am!" "Shitman!" "Shitman, shall we save the world now?" "Here comes Shitman to bring peace to the fuckin' world!" "That was so cool." "Let's take him to a higher place this time." "Then he'll croak for sure, you meathead." "We need him for something else." "What the hell is this?" "Pigeon poo?" "Is this the right way?" "Yes, sir!" "I'm positive this is the way to Section 4's prison." "Oh, how corrupt the world is." "A prison is a hideout for hoodlums?" "I'm bored!" "Give me a vacation!" "Who stole my Teddy Bear?" "This sucks!" "The world's too corrupt for good citizens like me." "80 juicybars from the Razor Gang in Section 3." "80 juicybars from the Razor Gang in Section 3." "25 juicybars from the Cobra Gang in Section 4." "25 juicybars from the Cobra Gang in Section 4." "A measly 25 juicybars?" "The Cobras seem to be out of heart lately." "Yes, they do." "I'll break your balls if you sleep on the job again!" "Someone's here to see you." "What does he want to snitch this time?" " What the hell?" " What's that?" "Why are you stripping?" "How dare you, you looney!" "What are you going to do?" "Charge me for smoking?" "What's gotten into his head?" "Of course it's prohibited, you freak!" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "That freak turned out to be a useful friend." "Hey lady, time for the 'Misery' version." "Misery." "Misery." "Misery." "Misery." "Misery." "Misery..." "One, two, one, two." "Misery..." "One, two, one, two." "You freak!" "I'm gonna slice you in half!" "Write it again!" "Write it again!" "Write it again!" "Write it again!" "Didn't I warn you not to kill Misery without my permission!" "This is much better than the movie." "If you won't give it up, then don't hit me at least!" "Crap, it's my first erection in three years." "You pervert." "How dare you hit your director!" "Director, my ass." "You crazy bitch!" "You call an animator a real director?" "Yes, I do." "What a bummer." "Hey, kid!" "What are you looking at?" "Who are you calling "kid"?" "You rude bitch!" "Isn't she totally hot?" "Damn horndog is at it again!" "Peabrain!" "We have to finish the job first!" "You horny bastard!" "Diapers, diapers, diapers." "Die, you mushroom head!" "Shoot that crazy bitch!" "I mean that crazy asshole right now!" "Absent-minded myself." "What's this red crap?" "Is the ceiling taking a shit?" "What the hell are all these diapers?" "Is this some kindergarten?" "Let's go if it's all done." "Go, go, go!" "One, two, one, two!" "One, two, one, two!" "Go, go, go!" "Where am I?" "Aliens?" "Then that means..." "Then that means..." "Come to mama!" "You evil beasts!" "Alien Queen!" "Give me my baby back!" "Come on, bitch!" "Oh no." "How can I give you a slow and painful death..." "I don't know why I did that, but..." "I'll compensate you with juicybars." "Do you have any juicybars?" "Well, I don't have any now, but if my movie becomes a big hit." "Movie?" "Yes." "When my heroine takes a dump, juicybars come gushing out." "Doesn't it sound like a hit?" "Juicybars gush out with just one dump?" "How is that possible?" "It happens only in a fictional world." "Stop bullshitting!" "Just tell me how." "Or else, you'll die in the real world!" "Right, I mean my movie is about a holy sacrifice." "I mean in order to enlighten her..." "God digs out this corruptive chip from her anus." "Yes, digs out." "Then, he sticks a blessed chip back in there, so..." "So whenever she shits, tons of juicybars gush out." "In other words..." "Yes!" "It becomes a magical anus!" "A magical anus..." "So he digs it out and sticks it in?" "You've been implanted with an ID chip at your birth." "This is your soul mate to supply you with precious juicybars for a plentiful life." "This ID chip in your anus is your second identity." "Why didn't I think about this before?" "Since you gave me this great idea," "I'll put these chips into your rear with honor." "But..." "I don't shit very well." "Nobody here can shit better than you." "I'm extremely constipated, and I even have hemorrhoids." "Sorry, I do a lot of things with my butt." "Gross." "Drop him." "Wait!" "Wait!" "I'm gonna have an audition for a girl who's good at shitting." "Wait!" "Please don't kill me." "If you don't kill me," "I'll stick those chips into a girl who can shit several times a day." "I beg you!" "There she is." "She's going." ""Wanted ASAP"" ""Excellent defecation skills"" ""Need actress with experienced anus"" ""Jimmy's Pure Cinema"" "Jimmy, that tough cockroach." "He's still alive." "Hey, let's beat the hell out of Jimmy in front of Beautiful." "If I show her how strong I am," "I'll sweep her off her feet." "So Jean D'Arc is this lady who was born to save the world." "But one day a juicybar tycoon shows up." "May the anal force be with me." "Show me the anus!" "So angry Jean D'Arc tramps on him." "Oh my god!" "But he turned out to be an angel" "looking for the city's saviour." "Oh, Jean D'Arc!" "I will give you a blessed anal chip." "Save the world with this." "That's stupid!" "It's so boring." "How about a woman who saves a man with her breasts?" "A very, very rich man." "Hey, I'm the director here!" "Oh my." "This is a film about a noble sacrifice." "I mean, art..." "An auteur film." "You know what an auteur film is?" "Why do I have to know that?" "Being pretty is enough." "Come on baby." "Change it into tits, okay?" "What the hell do you know?" "A ditz like you will never be a star in this business!" "Then do it yourself, Mr. Auteur." "Ciao!" " Rock, paper, scissors." " Rock, paper, scissors." "Bend over, asshole!" "You see, there are all kinds of shit in this world." "Some are soft, some are hard, and some just don't turn out right." "But in the end, shit is shit." "The same goes for chics." "Then is my Beautiful Shit inside?" "Not a bad show." "Jimmy's bolder than I thought." "What are they doing, damn it?" "What is it?" "Oh, nothing." "They're just chit-chatting." "Well, it looks too loose." "Can she take a good crap?" "Look how elastic her anus is." "Ten times a day will be no problem." "I'll stick it in beautifully." "What the hell?" "Damn it." "You idiot!" "Jimmy, that son of a bitch, is dead." "What are you doing, you perverts!" "What is it?" "Run!" "Oh, my tummy!" "What's wrong with your tummy?" "You perverts also with them?" "No way." "How could we possibly be with those jerks?" "We were just passing by and..." "Damn it!" "What a major bitch." "She's the one who followed us." "Rotten perverts." "Why into my anus of all places?" "Damn it." "You must be constipated." "You think that will work?" "No." "For constipations..." "GOLD LAX!" "And SILVER LAX!" "Shut up!" "She's a real pain in the ass." "How could she shit now?" "Isn't she super sexy?" "You blockhead!" "Just bring her juicybar after she finishes." "ID check complete." "Your juicybar will be delivered." "Oh my goodness!" "Is it broken?" "If anyone is on patrol in Section 4, please comply!" "What's with all these juicybars?" "What did that pervert do to me?" "She's pretty, has an awesome personality, and she's so fertile." "I love you!" "She's a walking juicybar factory." "Now I know why the Diaper Gang wanted her so bad." "She takes one dump and tons of juicybars are delivered." "Anyway, what should I do with these leaches?" "Beautiful, trust me from now on." "I'll be your manager, and we'll..." "Flies like him tend to swarm around a beauty like you." "Let go!" "Gonna kill a friend over a chic?" "Whatever." "Remember when you ran away?" "Don't worry, sweety." "I'm your man from now on." "You traitor!" "Forgive me for asking you this, but since I helped you find their place, mind if I go home now?" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Eat this, you diapers!" "Turn left!" "Left!" "Is that left, you idiot?" "Sons of bitches." "You show your juicybar trick to the whole damn world?" "That was the first time I pooped so many juicybars!" "Then what's up their asses?" "How should I know what's in there?" "I'm no ass expert." "Then go find out and resolve this!" "Who do you think I am?" "This is 0497." "I don't see anything strange." "Not a soul in sight..." "Shit!" "The Diaper Gang!" "Cease fire!" "Find the girl!" "Find the girl, find the girl." "What are you waiting for?" "Go after them!" "This is evidence one discovered on the scene." "His name is Jimmy, and was presumed to be killed by the Diaper Gang." "He pretended to be a movie director, and has a criminal record with regard to illegal movies." "They were at the crime scene, and were presumed homeless hoodlums." "If an error occurred in the computer on the numerous lD registrations, these two culprits are very likely to have the answer." "So if we analyze the defecation data of the checked lDs..." "Get to the point!" "How are they related to this case?" "Well, they had an illegal affair..." "Shut up, you idiot!" "Mobilize all the forces and catch them all." "WANTED" "We found her!" "We found her!" "We found one woman who last defecated in our records." "The rest of the ids have no record of defecation." "The Diaper Gang cannot defecate." "So their need for juicybars makes them a big suspect." "If we capture her, we'll be able to uncover everything about this case." "A SWAT team is now positioned to track down any massive supply of juicybars within three minutes." "Get to the point!" "So will you catch them or not?" "I will catch them, ma'am." "If you miss them this time, you'll be the first to die." "Man, this is frustrating!" "Look, I'm not the same old Aachi." "If you wanna survive in Section 4, you better not get on my bad side." "I got many customers waiting in line besides you, old man." "Alright, I won't get upset." "Anyhow, hoodlums like you walking into this fancy hotel is humiliating." "So quietly use the back door." "Senile old bastard." "Who does he think he's talking to?" "Beautiful, the old man is coming to buy some juicybars." "How about a nice whole-hearted shit?" "Moron." "I'm the one who feeds you punks." "What?" "Moron?" "You bitch!" "We got them!" "All enforcements mobilize to coordinates 646!" "Just rough them up a little." "And remember, my share is two thirds." "Are you ready?" "Let's go." "Let's go!" "Hold your gun right, idiot!" "I got no hair, but I got the body." "I'm such a hottie." "Cut the crap." "Old man, I told you to use the back door." "You think my words don't count?" "You son of a..." "One, two, one, two." "Ready!" "Ready!" "Throw it!" "Who the hell are you?" "Where is she?" "Who are you talking about?" "I can't remember all my chics." "One, two..." "You'll be okay, sweety." "Damn it, this is humilating." "You know who I am?" "Wait!" "Let's talk!" "So, well..." "Over there..." "Put your guns down!" " Don't move or we'll shoot!" " Put your guns down!" "You little assholes, how dare..." "Who the hell are you?" "Going up the stairs with one leg is a pain in the ass." "What are you waiting for?" "Go inside!" "Move it!" "Diapers!" "My leg!" "Sons of bitches!" "My money!" "My money!" "You stupid old man, don't be such a meanie." "We're in trouble." "We need back-up." "What are you doing?" "Get in there and fight!" "I hate you." "Boss!" "You bastards!" "I have grenades!" "Shit." "Damn it!" "My hands are burning." "Get them!" "Hurry and stand up!" "You sons of bitches!" "What have I gotten myself into!" "How did things turn out like this?" "And is that little rat alive or what?" "Hold on tight, babe." "You little rat!" "You're alive!" "You idiot!" "How could you bring the Diapers with you?" "I didn't, you moron." "They're the ones who followed me!" " Asshole!" " Yeah, asshole." "Man, you never make things any easier." "Shut up and just follow me!" "Crap, we're screwed." "oney, do something!" "Yeah!" "Bring it on!" "Shit, we got a code fucking red here." "Get them!" "Get them!" "Get them!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "I said let go!" "Let go!" "Damn it." "You son of a bitch!" "Hey, who do you think you are?" "You asshole." "Think you're a tough guy, huh?" "Get him!" "I'm a fake." "You lost." "Large illegal distribution ofjuicybars..." "The toilets in Section 4 were attacked..." "The Diaper Gang attacked..." "Growing crimes by the Diapers..." "Citizens, please stay calm." "We will poke out the axis of evil." "Useless idiots!" "Wipe them all off this planet!" "This situation is terribly..." "I won't eat it!" "I won't!" "I'm not a shitmaker for you dwarves!" " We were annihilated." " You idiot!" "According to a recent report, a female in her 20s seems to be related to this case..." "The Diaper Gang will rule this city soon." "Yesterday we were forgotten orphans." "But tomorrow we will stand up as remembered orphans!" "Diapers!" "Diapers!" "Damn it!" "I was a juicybar tycoon just the other day." "The Diapers are rich now that they have Beautiful, while we're homeless fugitives." "That bitch!" "It's all her fault!" "This sucks." "How dare you call her that!" "Shut your trap!" "Beautiful made you rich with all those juicybars." "Make me rich?" "Screw you!" "You see us with any juicybars now?" "Then what the hell did you do when my Beautiful got caught?" "You're the one who fainted after one punch!" "I'm going." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to save Beautiful." "What?" "Hey, meathead!" "Talk some sense!" "Even the pigs can't beat them, so what the hell are you gonna do?" "I'm going with or without you." "Cowards like you will always live off of snitching juicybars." "Hey!" "You don't know what true love is!" "Hey!" "You stupid romantic." "You dumb Romeo!" "We have a traitor among us." "Otherwise, it's impossible for the Diaper Gang to obliterate us like this." "Actually, since Geko was in charge of the Diaper Gang until now, we don't know their strategies." "No excuses!" "Think we're weaker than those dwarfs?" "We need another plan." "Doctor, long time no see." "I'll get straight to the point." "Can you revive Geko?" "I created him, so it won't be so difficult." "But, I need a lot of corpses." "Very fresh ones." "If you can bring him back to life," "I'll bring you all the filth in Section 4." "I'm happy to hear that." "And one more." "Give me his corpse, too." "As you wish." "Damn it." "Wait, you!" "You're that little shit!" "What's up?" "You little prick!" "Don't you have anything better to do?" "Go to school, shithead." "I was a juicybar tycoon just yesterday, damn it." "Tell me!" "Tell me now!" "Where's my Beautiful?" "Who are you?" "Where's Beautiful?" "Tell me where Beautiful is!" "You sons of bitches!" "Shit!" "My motorbike!" "You assholes!" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Just passing by, bonehead." "Then keep going, you twirp." "Mind your own business, jackass." "You little turd." "Screw you and that pride of yours." "What, you little dwarf?" "You son of a bitch." "You're the worst character in this movie!" "Screw you, asshole!" "My baby, daddy will do you good." "You're so adorable." "If you bring me the scientist who created Geko," "I will dispose of the Chief." "And I want the number two position in your gang." "It's yours." "But if you're thinking of betraying us or plan to do something stupid, then you'll suffer a pain worse than death." "If you don't kill the Chief, she'll kill me first." "You can be assured that I'll never betray you." "I'll be ready for you tonight." "Now do you feel like talking?" "I don't know." "I don't." "Bastard must be high on juicybars." "How the hell do you not know where your home is?" "Asshole!" "I have no idea!" "He's really not gonna talk." "This punk's pretty loyal." "We better just kill him." "No!" "No!" "Doctor, from now on you'll work for us." "Now even mutants come looking for me." "This will be quite a new thrill." "I'll go to any place that has fresh corpses." "Escort him out." "Escort, escort." "When will you dispose of the Chief?" "No betrayer like you deserves to be in our gang." "When will you dispose of the Chief?" "When will you dispose of the Chief?" "When will you dispose of the Chief?" "You raised a good assistant." "If you have the guts, come to the desert." "You despicable fool, how dare you betray me." "We can't find any traces of Dr. Strange." "HAIL THE DIAPER KING!" "Damn it, it's boiling hot." "True love conquers everything." "My Beautiful." "Attack!" "What the hell is that?" "Did they already clash with the pigs?" "That spells bad news for us." "This won't work." "We should think over our plan, and then come back." "We gotta finish what we started whether it kills us or not." "Stop trying to be a hero and let's just go back." " You!" " You blockhead, go without me." "I don't wanna die." "Execution to all who are caught red-handed." "Geko, you lunatic!" "It's dangerous!" "Get out of here!" "He's coming, he's coming." "Isn't that Beautiful?" "Where?" "He's coming, he's coming." "Damn it!" "My head!" "Long live the Diapers!" "Juicybars!" "Juicybars!" "I told you we should've just gone back!" "Then what about Beautiful?" "Who's more important?" "Me or Beautiful?" "Beautiful." "Think you can kill me?" "I'm afraid not." "I told you we should've just left!" "But you go nuts over a chic!" "Screw you!" "Beautiful." "Stop talking crap!" "Beautiful!" " Beautiful!" " Beautiful!" "Hold on tight!" "Hold her tight, idiot!" "Beautiful's in danger!" "Hurry!" "Pull her in!" "Do something!" "Put more muscle into it!" "No!" "Beautiful!" "Very interesting-looking specimens." "Geko passed the XX point, roger!" "Okay, roger!" "Hey!" "Get it ready fast!" "Fast!" "Fast!" "What the hell is this?" "Untie me!" "You crazy old bastard!" "Screw you!" "He's coming, roger." "What?" "Coming?" "Hey!" "He's coming!" "Here he comes!" "Fire!" "Stop acting like Paris Hilton!" "I let you slide until now, but you've disrespected me." "I oughta slice your belly and yank out your chip." "Get ready to die!" "Don't touch Beautiful." "You damn hoodlum, you're such a pain in the ass." "But no more games." "Hey!" "I'm right over here!" "Srew you!" "No!" "Die, please!" "Die!" " You..." " Wait, that's..." "Jimmy the freak?" "When did you start working for the pigs?" "But I killed you with my bare hands." "Let go!" "Let go, you filthy bastard!" "Die!" "Die!" "You son of a bitch!" "What the hell?" "No!" "You worthless hoodlum." "Stop, you blue asshole!" "You belong down there." "You son of a bitch!" "Beautiful." " You bastard!" " Beautiful." "Beautiful!" "Come back here!" "Save the world like you said you would." "Die!" "Hey, it stopped." "How dare you." "Around and around we go!" "Die!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "You sluts!" "I told you not to do it that way!" "How many times do I have to tell you!" "You are charged for interfering with police duties, for organizing an illegal clan, and for murdering a policeman." "Whether dead or alive, you're coming with me." "Beautiful!" "More!" "Stretch a bit more!" "Oh no, what is this?" "You filthy bastard." "Nothing went right whenever you showed up." "I didn't do anything!" "I swear!" "Idiot!" "Please do something about this!" "I don't want to die!" "I hate you!" "Beautiful!" "Try harder!" "Do something fast!" "Stretch out a bit more!" "I can't anymore!" "Stretch more!" "Damn it!" "I can't anymore." " More!" " I can't!" "I can't!" "A little bit more!" "I can't stand it anymore!" "Be patient, sweetheart." "I'll find you one soon." "Let's find you the right toilet, so you can let out a big load!" "What are you so happy about?" "We're millionaires now!" "Did you say "we"?" "Who's "we"?" "Who's "we"?" "We're business partners of course!" "Who asked you to be my partner?" "In business, logistics is more important than production." "Got to know your stuff." "That big mouth never shuts up." "Anyway, your share is one-fifth." "Stop talking and let's jet out of here." "If you take a dump on the road, it's a huge loss." "My shit is supporting you guys." "Better be grateful." "Let's go to the city and run it dry!" "SO LONG!" "I'm going to have fun with this new friend." "RYU Seung-Bum, YIM Chang-Jeong, HYUN Young, SHIN Hyae-ChuI executive producer KIM Seung-Bum directed by JOE Bum-Jin screenplay by JUNG Hye-Won, KANG Sang-Kyun producer KIM Sun-Ku"
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"Previously on The Big Bang Theory:" "I'm going to the Arctic Circle with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali." " For three months?" " Yes." "What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?" "It means I wish you weren't going," "Oh, thank God we're home." "I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell," "It was like a snowy nightmare from which there was no awakening." "I don't know what Arctic expedition you were on I thought it was a hoot and a half." "Oh, hi, Mom." "No." "I told you I'd call you when I got home." "I'm not home yet." "All right." "I'm home." "The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success." "I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future." "Actually, I shouldn't say that." "I'm entirely certain." "No, Mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety." "The fact that I'm home safe doesn't prove it worked." "That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc." "No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk." " I'm gonna let Penny know we're back." " Mother, I have to go." "Yeah, love you." "Bye." "Hello, old friend." "Daddy's home." "Leonard, you're back." "Yeah, I just stopped by to say..." " Yeah, so hi." " Hi." "Damn it, I should've gone over and told her we were back." "Yeah, it was first come, first serve." "I just want you both to know, when I publish my findings..." " ..." "I won't forget your contributions." " Great." "I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech." "When I write my memoirs you can expect a very effusive footnote and perhaps a signed copy." " We have to tell him." " Tell me what?" "Damn his Vulcan hearing." "You are planning a party for me, aren't you?" "Okay, Sheldon, sit down." "If there's going to be a theme, I should let you know I don't care for luau, toga or under the sea." "Yeah." "We'll keep that in mind." "Look, we need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole." "If this is about the night the heat went out there's nothing to be embarrassed about." " It's not about that." " We agreed to never speak of it again." "So we slept together naked." "It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting." " He's speaking about it." " For me it was a bonding moment." "Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything and you were acting like an obnoxious giant dictator?" "I thought we were gonna be gentle with him." "That's why I added the "tator."" "And when we finally got our first positive data you were so happy." "Oh, yes." "In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital D." "Well, ahem, in actuality, what your equipment detected wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles as it was static from the electric can opener we were turning on and off." "He just went colon, capital O." " You tampered with my experiment?" " We had to." "It was the only way to keep you from being such a huge Dickensian." "You see that?" "I added the "ensian."" "Did Leonard know about this?" "Leonard's my best friend." "Surely Leonard didn't know." " It was his idea." " Of course it was." "The whole plan reeks of Leonard." " I missed you so much." " I missed you too." " I couldn't think of anyone else." " Me neither." "Except for one night when the heat went out." "Long story." "It's..." "Don't ask." "Leonard." "Leonard." "Leonard." "Do not make a sound." "Whispering, "Do not make a sound" is a sound." "Damn his Vulcan hearing." "Not a good time, Sheldon." "Penny." "Penny." "Penny." "Ugh, this is ridiculous." " What?" " Hello, Penny." "I realize you're currently at the mercy of your biological urges but as you have a lifetime of poor decisions ahead, may I interrupt this one?" "Great to see you too." "Come on in." "Wolowitz has informed me of your grand deception." "Do you have anything to say?" "Yes, I feel terrible about it." "I will never forgive myself." "I don't expect you to." "I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me with Penny for a session of self-criticism and repentance." "Can someone tell me what's going on here?" "What's going on is I was led to believe I was making strides in science when in fact I was being fed false data at the hands of Wolowitz, Koothrappali and your furry little boy toy." "Is that true?" " It was the only way to make him happy." " Why'd you have to make him happy?" "Because when he wasn't happy we wanted to kill him." "That was even a plan." "We were going to throw his Kindle outside." "And when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death." " That seems like a bit of an overreaction." " No." "The overreaction was to tie your limbs to four different sled-dog teams and yell, "Mush!"" "Look, we kept the original data." "You can still publish the actual results." "Yes, but the actual results are unsuccessful." "I sent an e-mail to everyone at the university explaining I confirmed string theory and forever changed man's understanding of the universe." "Oh." "See, yeah, you probably shouldn't have done that." "So write another e-mail." "Set the record straight." "It's no big deal." "You're right, Leonard." "That's not a big deal." "All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream and humiliate me in front of the whole university." "That, FYI, was sarcasm." "I, in fact, believe it is a big deal." " Oh." "That poor thing." " Yeah, I feel terrible." "Wait." "Aren't you gonna go talk to him?" "Well, I..." "He'll be fine." "The guy's a trouper." "Come here." "No, no, you're right." "You shouldn't talk to him." "I will." "Man, I cannot catch a break." " Hey." "Do you wanna talk?" " About what?" "Being betrayed by my friends?" "Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing?" "And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con." "Oh, hon..." "Soft kitty, warm kitty" "That's for when I'm sick." "Sad is not sick." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I don't know your sad song." "I don't have a sad song." "I'm not a child." "Well, you know, I do understand what you're going through." "Really?" "Did you have the Nobel Prize in waitressing stolen from you?" "Well, no." "But, uh, when I was in high school, one of my friends heard I was gonna be named head cheerleader." "I was so excited." "My mom even made me a celebration pie." "Then they named stupid Valerie Mosbacher head cheerleader." "Big old slutbag." "Are you saying that you think a celebration pie is even remotely comparable to a Nobel Prize?" "Well, they're pretty tasty." "And on a different but not unrelated topic based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits do you truly believe that you were ever fit to be a cheer leader?" "Look, I just don't think that the guys and Leonard really meant to hurt you." "They just told an unfortunate lie to deal with a difficult situation." "You know what it's like?" "Remember the new Star Trek movie?" "Kirk has to take over the ship so he tells Spock stuff he knew wasn't true." "Like saying Spock didn't care his mom died." "I missed Comic-Con and the new Star Trek movie?" " I like the new look." " Thanks." "I call it the Clooney." "I call it the Mario and Luigi, but whatever." "Hey, how's Sheldon doing?" "He came out of his room wearing his Darth Vader helmet and tried to choke me to death with the Force, so I'd say a little better." "If I may abruptly change the subject, did you and Penny finally...?" "You know." " Howard." " I don't care but my genitals wanted me to ask." "Tell your genitals what I do with Penny is none of their business." "He says they didn't do it." "Sheldon, over here." "What are you doing?" "Well, I feel bad for the guy." "Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?" "Because I am without friends." "Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone." "Even while seated." "Come on." "We said we were sorry." "It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry" and an apology pie from Penny to make up for what you've done to me." "Hey, Cooper." "Read your retraction e-mail." "Way to destroy your reputation." "You see?" "People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning." "It's not true." "People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life." "All right, I've had enough." "Attention, everyone." "I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper." "As many of you in the Physics Department know my career trajectory has taken a minor detour." "Off a cliff." " My credibility may have been damaged." " Completely wrecked." "But I would like to remind you that in science there's no such thing as failure." "There once was a man who referred to his prediction of a cosmological constant as the single biggest blunder of his career." "That man's name was, surprise, surprise, Albert Einstein." "Yeah, but research into dark energy proved Einstein's cosmological constant was actually right all along." "So you're still, surprise, surprise, a loser." "Oh, you think you're so clever." "Well, let me just tell you." "While I do not currently have a retort check your e-mail periodically for a doozy." "So much for our friendship with Sheldon." "Well, we'll always have the night the heat went out." " Hi." " Hey." "Since we got interrupted last night, I didn't have a chance to give you this." "Aw, Leonard." "You shouldn't have." "Oh, boy." "Ha, ha." "What is it?" "It's a snowflake from the North Pole." " Are you serious?" " Uh-huh." "It'll last forever." "I preserved it in a 1-percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin." "God, that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand." "It's actually a pretty simple process." "You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers, which polymerize..." "Red alert." "Leonard, Sheldon ran away." "Man, I cannot catch a break." "So how do you know he ran away?" "I mean, he's not answering his phone, he handed in his resignation and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."" "Okay." "Thanks for letting me know." "Well..." "Leonard." "Aren't you gonna do something?" "Well, of course I'm gonna do something." "Uh, Howard, check the comic-book store." "Raj, go to the Thai restaurant." "I'll stay with Penny in her apartment." "Oh, damn it." "It's Sheldon's mother." "A break cannot be caught." "Hi, Mrs. Cooper." "He is?" "Sheldon went home to Texas." "Yeah..." "No, I know he resigned." "Yes, I guess it kind of is our fault." "No, no." "You're right." "Someone needs to come talk to him." "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." "Yeah." "All right." "New plan." "Howard, you and Raj go to Texas, I'll stay with Penny in her apartment." " You're not gonna go with them?" " Well, you know I gave you the snowflake, and we were kissing, and..." "Come on." "I don't wanna go to Texas." "Oh, right." "And I do?" "My people already crossed the desert once." "We're done." "Trust me, you'll be fine." "See you." "Well, wait a second, Leonard." "Come on." "How can you not go?" " He's your best friend." " But I already saw him naked." " Just come here." " No." "I promise I will be here when you get back." "Just go help Sheldon." " Really?" " Yeah." "We waited a few months." "We can wait a few more days." "Maybe you can." "Go." "Boy, you cannot catch a break, can you?" " Here you go, Shelly." " Thanks, Mom." "Yeah." "Hold your horses, young man." "Here in Texas, we pray before we eat." "Oh, Mom." "This is not California, land of the heathen." "Give me." "By his hand we are all..." "Fed." " Give us, Lord, our daily..." " Bread." " Please know that we are truly..." " Grateful." " For every cup and every..." " Plateful." "Amen." "Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?" "My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty." "Whatever." "Jesus still loves you." "Thank you for carving a smiley face in my sandwich." "I know how to take care of my baby." "His eyes came out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese." "So do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends?" " They're not my friends." " All right." "If you recall, when you were little we sat right here at this very spot and talked about the problems you had getting along with the neighbor kids." "That was different." "They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me." "Oh, baby, they knew very well why they hated you." "I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat." "Hello?" "I'm wearing a red turtleneck." "Plus it was the only boys' large they had." "I'm sorry." "This does not look like Texas." "Where's the tumbleweeds?" " Where's the saloons?" " Saloons?" "Like in the movies I saw growing up." "You know, uh, 4 for Texas, Yellow Rose of Texas." "This neighborhood is more Texas Chainsaw Massacre." "I was really hoping to see a cattle drive." "What can I tell you?" "They probably have steaks on sale at that big-ass Costco over there." "Will you please take that stupid hat off?" "No, I wanna blend in." "To what?" "Toy Story?" "Hi, boys." " Howdy, ma'am." " Howdy to you too." "You got here quick." " We took the redeye." " Come on in." "Thank you kindly." " Can I get you something to drink?" " No, thank you." "If y'all don't mind, I got a hankering for a Lone Star Beer." "There's no alcohol in this household, stop talking like that and lose the hat." "Sorry." "I'll take a diet Yoo-hoo if you have it." "You'll take a cola." "What about you?" "Raj, is it?" "Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Because, you know, at our church we have a woman who's an amazing healer." "Mostly she does crutch and wheelchair people but I bet she'd be willing to take a shot at whatever Third-World demon is running around inside of you." "If you don't mind, there's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles and you have no idea how much I wanna be on it." " A girl?" " Uh, yes, ma'am." "Oh, good." "I've been praying for you." "Oh, Sheldon." "What are they doing here?" " We came to apologize." " Again." "And bring you home." "Pack up your stuff and we'll head back." "No." "This is my home now." "Thanks to you, my career is over." "I will spend the rest of my life here trying to teach evolution to creationists." "You watch your mouth, Shelly." "Everyone's entitled to their opinion." "Evolution isn't an opinion, it's fact." "And that is your opinion." "I forgive you, let's go home." "Don't tell me prayer doesn't work." "How about that?" "Finally caught a break." "Uh-huh." "You know how they say when friends have sex it can get weird?" "Sure." " Why does it have to get weird?" " Pbbt." "I don't know." "I mean, we were friends and now we're more than friends." "And we're whatever this is." "But why label it, right?" "I mean..." "It is what it is and..." " Leonard?" " Yeah?" " It's weird." " Totally."
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"Episode 11 The Last Sunset" "(groaning)" "Blade." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Get it together!" "Damn it!" "I came to give this back to you." "Hey, now!" "We made a promise, right?" "(groaning)" "Are you conscious?" "Wait." "I'm going to help you right now." "Ma...ko...to." "(GROWLS)" "(inaudible)" "Makoto, no!" "(GRUNTlNG)" "(roaring)" "(BEEPlNG rapidly)" "Well, well." "The damsel in distress really boils your blood." "You must like her." "You'll be happy to know that I'm done with you both." "(FROST laughing) I want to thank you, Daywalker, and your little friend, for all your help." "(groaning) Makoto..." "Huh." "Hmm?" "(BREATHES heavily)" "You're not done with me yet." "I won't let you do this." "That's not nice, little girl." "(GASPS)" "(choking) I don't need you anymore." "Die." "(BARKS)" "NOAH:" "Razor!" "Get back, boy!" "Huh?" "Eric!" "Good God, what have they done to..." "Hmm?" "My dear!" "Are you all right?" "(GASPS)" "What the hell?" "(GROANS)" "(BEEPS)" "(SCREAMS)" "Eric!" "Are you all right?" "(GROANS)" "Eric!" "We need to leave, now!" "This way!" "(explosion) Huh?" "(groaning)" "Sir?" "You all right?" "Get us out of here." "(laughing)" "BLADE:" "Makoto." "Makoto." "Wake up." "(GROANS)" "Makoto." "Blade." "Glad you got away okay." "Yeah, because of you." "Thank you." "Well, what are partners for?" "Your mother's knife." "Forget about it." "It doesn't matter anymore." "But I... (RAZOR whining)" "Good boy, Razor." "Figures." "You were always there when I needed you." "We made a great team." "But now it's time to go back to your master." "I'm afraid my hunting days are over." "(WHlNES)" "Razor." "Go on, now." "(whining)" "Hey, old man." "Feed him better, will you?" "He can't live on vampire meat alone." "Got it." "Nothing but the best." "See?" "I kept my promise after all." "Makoto." "Look on the bright side." "At least I won't be holding you back." "Just admit it." "I wasn't much of a partner, was I?" "It was fun while it lasted." "I don't hate you for killing my father." "But there's one thing you've got to promise me." "Take Frost down." "I promise." "(gasping)" "I'm feeling cold now." "But I need you to do something for me first." "I know it's a lot to ask, but I don't wanna end up like my father." "Please, Blade." "Don't let that happen to me." "You understand what I'm asking, right?" "Noah?" "Go on." "It's okay." "Makoto, I'm so sorry." "I want to go out as a human being." "I don't want to lose that." "(GRUNTS)" "Please." "You're my friend." "So, go on!" "Do it!" "BLADE:" "You're wrong, Makoto." "You're the best partner I could have ever asked for." "Goodbye..." "Eric." "The Vampire City of Amaurot" "FROST:" "Now for the final ingredient." "A drop or two from Daywalker." "It took a while, but you can't rush perfection." "My serum is finally ready." "(BEEPlNG)" "(groaning)" "Stop your whining." "No one said it would be painless." "And just think what you'll be when it's finished!" "(roaring)" "My own private army of hybrid vampires." "Powerful enough to destroy the High Council once and for all." "NOAH:" "I know where we'll find Frost." "In the area where Thailand, Myanmar and Laos meet." "Used to be famous as the Golden Triangle, a center of the drug trade." "Nowadays, it's getting a bad reputation for something else." "There's a city." "I believe it's called Amaurot." "The vampires built it for themselves." "Amaurot?" "Yes, but the place is like a fortress." "We're talking thousands of vampires." "So what do you think?" "What's that?" "Holy water Makoto was given by a shaman in Sumatra." "We'll ask them." "Hmm." "All right." "It's payback time." "FROST:" "It's done." "(ROARS)" "Even better than I'd expected." "(ALARM blaring) I see we're under attack." "Right on time." "(ALL GRUNTlNG)" "(SWORDS clanging) I call upon you to surrender!" "Hand over your leader, or die!" "Show yourself, you mongrel coward!" "Come out and face the wrath of the High Council!" "Traitor!" "I've come for your head!" "(ROARS)" "A mob of freaks and monstrosities is no match for a legion of pure-bloods." "Forward!" "Predictable fools." "They've played right into my hands." "(laughing)" "They've attacked me with the elite of their army, leaving themselves defenseless." "My own forces should be within sight of their castle right about now." "What the..." "Where did they all come from?" "What does it mean?" "Maintain your formation!" "What the devil?" "Blade!" "The traitor's pawn and greatest weapon." "No matter." "Tonight, they both die." "Blade!" "Kill him!" "(ROARS)" "For you, Makoto." "Kikyo." "What are you doing?" "Wouldn't you like to create a new world with me?" "What?" "By the way, how's your girlfriend doing?" "Deacon Frost!" "(yelling)" "NARRATOR:" "Next time on Blade:" "The Final Glory of Deacon Frost." "Next Episode The Final Glory of Deacon Frost"
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"Navigator to pilot." "Five minutes to target area." "Bombs away, sir." "There's another load, you..." " Bombs all away, sir." " Good work, men." "Let's get out of here." "Matrac, we are approaching the town of Romilly." "Thank you." " Mama?" " Yes, darling." " Is it Dad?" " I'm not sure." "You be quiet, darling." " Mother will be right back." " All right." "Pilot to bombardier." "Open bomb bay doors." "Oh, Jean, darling." "Till we meet again." "You were to have gone with the Wing Commander, Mr. Manning, but I happen to be rejoining my outfit not far from your own destination, so they asked me to bring you down from London." " And what is my..." " Your what, sir?" "Oh, nothing, I was about to ask what is my destination." " A military secret, no doubt." " Sorry, sir." "I'm lost, and I admit it." "Haven't the slightest idea where we are." "Not a signpost, not a marked road." "We're somewhere near the Channel, unless I miss my guess." "Even for a war correspondent, this is pretty darned mysterious." "Interesting, though." " Here we are, sir." " Really?" " Yes, sir." " We're at an airdrome?" "Yes, sir, the base of the famous squad Victoire." "I can't believe it." "Where are the barracks, the wind sleeves, the tarmac runs?" "How do they operate here?" "Surprising, isn't it?" "The French make out quite nicely." "They're an intensely practical people, sir." " Will you get out, sir?" " Right." " This is headquarters." " I'll stow your bag, sir." " Thank you." "Do you mind if I take a look?" " Not at all, sir." "Well, I must say I'm surprised." "This is something new in my experience of military airdromes." "To think that all these incredible bombings come from a quiet place like this." "I suppose those cows are squadron mascots." "Yes, sir." "They've brought us any amount of luck." "They're English, of course, merely on loan to the Frenchmen, as they couldn't very well bring their own cows with them." "Jerseys, sir." "The milk is excellent, if you care for milk." "It seems a strange environment for one of the deadliest squadrons in the service." " The quiet, you mean?" " Yeah." "Oh, the French don't mind it." "As a matter of fact, they rather enjoy it." "It has a way of livening up a bit from time to time." "And now, if I may, sir, I'll take you to the liaison officer between the Free French squadron and our own Captain Freycinet." "Come in." " Glad to see you, Hastings." " I've brought Mr. Manning." "Mr. Manning, Captain Freycinet." " You're very welcome, Mr. Manning." " Thank you." "Well, I'll leave you in each other's good hands." "What?" "You must stay to dinner." "There's a place laid for you." "Sorry, sir." "Have to push on." "Orders." "Well, goodbye, sir." "I'll have your bag put in your bunk." " Thank you." "Good night." " Thank you, Hastings." " Au revoir, Captain." " Good luck to you." " Would you like to take your coat off?" " I would, thanks." "Apéritifs will be in." " Or would you prefer a cocktail?" " Oh, no, that's all right." "Thanks." " Sit down." " Thank you." "Captain Freycinet, the purpose of my visit here..." "Oh, I know the purpose of your visit." "Word came this afternoon from the Air Ministry." "You've come to see some French traitors, as Monsieur Laval would call us." "No, Captain, I've come to see some Free Frenchmen." "To get to know them and to write about them for my news syndicate." "I think we can do with all the understanding we can scrape together in these touchy times." "Well, you can see a few of us here." "As for anything more..." "Thank you." "Do you think that Marshal Pétain considers you as traitors, as well as Pierre Laval?" "Evidently." "And yet I try to be charitable in my judgments, Mr. Manning." "I try to remember that Marshal Pétain is an old man now and in the hands of the barbarians." "Á votre santé." " You've seen him these late years?" " No, but I did once." "Years ago, during the Battle of Verdun." "He visited our squadron, which was then at Senard, at the foot of the Argonne." "You were flying in the last war?" "Yes, I was a pilot in the Escadrille Lafayette." "The Escadrille Lafayette?" "Why, you must have done your training with us, Mr. Manning." "Why, we're old comrades." "Here, come and have some dinner." "I, too, was a pilote de chasse in Squad 26 of the Cigognes Group." "You know, many times did I see the Indian-head insignia of your squadron on patrol." "Now we meet for the first time." "Had I known you were an old pilote of our service, we would have messed with the squadron." "Oh, that's all right." "Perhaps I can see them later." "Why, of course." "They're in that room." "Have you noticed?" "Not a sound from them." "Remember the old days?" "The laughter, the gay talk in every mess?" "Phonograph going full tilt." "Now, poor devils." "We're all like that, Free Frenchmen." "We find it hard to be merry." " I understand they're bombers." " American Flying Fortresses." "Although, we did begin here three years ago with a few of our own Farmans." "They crossed the Channel as a unit the day the armistice was signed." "And you came with them?" "My dear Mr. Manning, you flatter me." "I'm getting along, and I'm blind in one eye." "No, no, I'm nothing but a liaison officer, and I reached England by another route." "They're going out now." "Just to remind the Boche of our existence." "As soon as we finish, I'll take you down to the hangars if you like." "Thanks, I'd like to very much." "Mind the step." "Just over the rise and you can see them." "Great heavens." "What is this?" "Planes being pulled out of barns?" "A haystack for a control tower?" "Is this the same place I saw when I came in?" "Do you doubt it?" "Well, the hedges are gone, the trees are gone and the fields have become runways." "I don't doubt that." "That's simple." "It's just magic." " But there's one thing I can't understand." " What's that?" " Where are the cows?" " Well, they're taking them in the hangars." "They lead the cows in and lead the planes out." "Come on." "They go in as the spearhead of the attack tonight." "They go in to light up the target for the others." "Do they know it?" "That they'll take the murderous part of the pounding?" "They'll give some in their turn." "When I think of what they have to meet in the air and from the ground, Captain, we can be glad we were flying 20-odd years ago." "Yeah." " Will you excuse me a moment, please?" " Of course." "Again?" "Yes, tonight's a special occasion." "Sort of an anniversary." "I understand." "You have my permission." " Good luck." " Thank you, sir." "All aircraft, proceed to takeoff positions." "All aircraft, proceed to takeoff positions." "Over." "V for Victor." "Clear." "You may take off." "Vfor Victor." "Clear." "You may take off." "N for Norman, take off." "Good hunting." "Now we can breathe easy for a few hours, have a smoke." "As for them..." "What's the destination tonight?" "Or is that a military secret?" "Well, now they're in the air, it's not." " Berlin again." " Good." "How many?" "There'll be 2,000 bombers over the target tonight." " Two thousand?" "Great heavens." " Matrac will like that." "I've been thinking about those men, those grim determined faces." "Especially that gunner, the man you spoke to just before the takeoff." "I can't get him out of my mind." "I feel I've seen him somewhere before." "Matrac." "He impressed you?" "I've never seen a stronger face or a stranger one." "Not a fellow to take liberties with, I should say." "No." "I could tell you a story about him." "I've never told anyone." " Would you care to hear it?" " By all means, Captain." "For the moment, I'll have to ask you to keep it off the record, as you journalists say." "It's for your private ear." "Later, I think it might be told." "This is the story of a little group of whom Matrac was one." "For many years, they suffered every pain, humiliation and indignity that men can have heaped upon them." "I chanced to meet these..." "Well, but let that come in its place." "To begin, I'll have to take you far away from here." "The outbreak of the war brought orders for my return to France from service in New Caledonia." "I was forced to take passage on the Ville de Nancy, bound for Marseille with a cargo of nickel ore." "The Ville de Nancy was one of those venerable tramps, which wallow across the backwaters of the world year after year." "She wore the customary coat of rust-streaked black paint." "We had a good Breton skipper, Captain Malo, who knew his way around the seven seas as a blind man knows his own room." "Also, two decent mates who idolized their captain." "The companionship of such men did much to keep the tedium of the long, slow voyage from being too oppressive." "And sometimes there were songs of home from the fo'c'sle." "Our crew was made up of hardbitten, salty old-timers, who may have been no better than they should be, but were French to a man." "For stokers and coal passers, we had the scum of the Earth, mongrel dregs from every port in the tropics, dominated by a chief engineer cut to the same pattern." "As there were but three cabin passengers, we all messed at the Captain's table." "The seat of honor was filled very amply by a Major Duval of the Infanterie Coloniale." "He was a dominating, narrow-minded martinet, who had proved his courage in the last war and had learned nothing since." "With him was his aide, Lieutenant Lenoir." "He hung on Duval's every word, a typical yes man." "These, the first and second mates and the chief engineer, made up our official family." "Oh, yes, there was one other." "A treacherous youth, Jourdain by name, who proved to be the wireless officer." "Latest bulletin, sir." ""A day of comparative quiet was enjoyed on the Maginot Line." ""From the German fortification across the river," ""the Nazi radio broadcast an appeal to the French soldiers" ""to lay down their arms and refuse to spill their blood" ""in a useless fight for the decadent democracies." ""Some martial music was also broadcast by the Nazis" ""and the loyal French soldiers are understood to have booed."" "What kind of a war is this?" "Soldiers say boo?" "Soldiers of France?" "I am a soldier." "I fight you." "I say boo?" "And listening to music." "Is this war?" " I can..." " Or is it a band concert?" " Kindly allow the Commandant to speak." " I beg your pardon." "I can tell you what kind of a war." "The Germans are afraid." " They're afraid of our Maginot Line." " Brilliant, Mon Commandant." " The whole truth in a nutshell." " That's right." "They know that no power on Earth can break through it." "What are we going to do, sit there indefinitely?" "Yes, we'll sit there indefinitely and even longer if that is necessary." "That is what soldiers are for, to hold the line." "I say the Maginot Line is invincible." "I say the Siegfried Line is invincible." "And what is that but stalemate?" "Where does it get us?" "Freycinet, I think I'm going to like you." "Victory comes with endurance." "It came the last time, and it'll come again to the army that outlasts its opponent, the army that holds its lines five minutes longer." "And that army will be the French Army, because its officers will make it hold, because they'll hold their men in place by means of cast-iron discipline." "And what if the Maginot Line is outflanked?" "Forgive me, sir, but I've always understood that in a democracy, even a soldier has the right to think." "Discipline is more essential than thought to a combat officer." "An army is not a debating society." "Its thinking is done for them by experts." "I trust the Captain does not believe himself wiser than Marshal Pétain and the general staff." "The British have a general staff, and it seems to feel as I do." "Our allies have no such blind faith in the Maginot Line." "That is because they did not build it." "They're jealous of French genius." "A nation of shopkeepers." "They wanted to sell us the cement." "Very well said, Mon Commandant." "No, do not mention the British." "The word offends me." "The British will fight." "Oh, yes." "To the last drop of French blood." "Only last week the Commandant said exactly the same thing." "Only last month the same words were invented in the office of Herr Doktor Goebbels in Berlin." " Are you accusing me of disloyalty?" " Or is it me you accuse, sir?" "Please, let's not accuse anyone, neither our traveling companions, nor our allies." "Very well, I accept your apology." "You ask for my opinions, mark my words, time always proves I'm right." "This was the atmosphere in which I was destined to make a voyage halfway around the globe." "By the time we'd reached Panama, the world we'd known was falling apart." "The Maginot Line was outflanked." "The invincible French Army was on the run." "Events were happening with alarming swiftness." ""Maginot line flanked."" "Fault of our allies, sir." "British, the Belgians." "What did I tell you?" "They let our line get flanked." "France can curse the day she let herself get mixed up with foreign alliances." " Sir?" " No." "Passing through the Panama Canal, the Ville de Nancy set her helm for Marseille." "Two days out of Colón, the wireless buzzed continuously." "The air was full of the news of torpedoings and hostile raiders." "Ahoy, the bridge." "Submarine!" " Where away?" " Thirty degrees starboard, sir." "Sound the alarm." " What do you see?" " Some sort of suspicious craft." "Can't be sure." " Man the guns." " Aye, sir." " Hold the fire." " Aye, sir." "We'll have a torpedo in our belly any minute." " Hold your fire." " Hold your fire." "Well, it's no sub." "It's a craft of some sort, isn't it?" " A boat?" " Or a canoe." "See there." "That's a man." "He's alive." "Probably survivors from some torpedoed ship." "Hard starboard." " Hard starboard." " Hard starboard." "Slowly." "Stop." "Lower a boat." "Let go of the grapple lashings." "Hurry." "Faster, faster." "Hurry." "Easy with them, men." "Pretty far gone." "I needed that." "We've been without food for 20 days." "Without water for five." "Then I won't plague you with questions right now." "Put these men in the aft house." " Set up the extra cots." " Aye, sir." " Open up that door." " Come on." "Easy now." "Tell Cook to bring them some broth." "Then let them sleep." "And you might ask the men if they can spare them some clothes." "Aye, sir." "Captain Malo, what is your opinion of these fellows?" "Are they French?" "One of them is, at least." "But what would they be doing in an Indian canoe?" "They are not seamen, that's plain." "If we're off the African coast," "I'd wager 10-to-1 that they were deserters from one of our disciplinary battalions." "Don't you say so, Major?" "No, I do not." "Since we're not off the African coast, your reasoning lacks something of being brilliant." "Learn to examine the facts, man." "Use your eyes." "Captain Freycinet, perhaps you can do better." "If you want the facts, you'd better let the men explain for themselves." "I will, and hear a pack of lies." "You condemn them without a hearing?" "Isn't that unfair?" "No, it is not unfair, because I know who they are." " You mean you've seen them before?" " No, I never saw them before this morning." "But that is immaterial, since I have certain modest deductive powers." "Lenoir was on the right track, though he lacked the logic to carry it through." "These fellows have the convict look about them." "Some of them may have served in the disciplinary battalions, but not recently." "Gentlemen, beyond a shadow of a doubt, they are fugitives from Devil's Island." "From Cayenne?" "Impossible." "We are at least 1,500 miles from Cayenne." "Do you mean to tell me they have made such a voyage in that small open canoe?" "You don't know these fellows, Malo." "The type, I mean." "I was stationed in Cayenne a dozen years ago." "I learned the smell of the convict." "A more depraved and desperate set of scoundrels cannot be found." "No matter what your opinion," "I suggest we hear what they have to say for themselves." "As you wish." "I shall be amused at their lies and by exposing them." " We'll see, gentlemen." " Thank you." " Good evening." " Good evening, sir." "Come to attention, you men." "You, too." "Haven't you been taught to stand in the presence of officials?" "No." "Never mind." "This is a free ship and not an armored compound." "I think we can all be seated." "Thank you, sir." "Well, you men seem to be a long way from home." " You're French?" "The lot of you?" " Yes, sir." "What's your name?" "Renault." "Perhaps these men will now tell us who they are and where they come from." "Willingly, sir." "They are gold miners from Venezuela." "Three of us, though born in France, are naturalized Venezuelans." "The other two were born in Venezuela of French parentage." "I see." "Where?" "Well, we were working a placer claim 300 miles up a branch of the Orinoco." "Doubtless, you've never been there, sir." "It's deep in the jungle." "You reach it only by canoe." "We heard of the war only two months ago." " It must be a wilderness, that place." " Oh, yes, sir." "It's terrible." "There's no radio, no settlement, no civilization within 100 miles." " How did the news reach you?" " Just by chance, Captain." "You see, there are Indian rubber gatherers in that region." "Three of them, just coming in from the coast, stopped at our camp." "Remember?" "Well, so we bought a few supplies from them, among other things, an axe wrapped in a Caracas newspaper many months old." " What paper was that?" " The Caracas Diario." "I even remember the date." "November 3." "The first news of the war we heard told us of a raid from the Maginot Line in Alsace." "Very odd." " And you were interested?" " Naturally, sir." "We are Frenchmen, just like yourselves." " We wanted to go home and..." "To fight." " Likely." " You." "What's your name?" " Matrac." "Obviously, you are the leader." "Suppose you tell us?" " I'll speak for my friend." " Speak when you're spoken to." "Sit down, sit down." "Well?" "Go on." "We have no leader." "We're all equal." "We're a group of free men." " You." "You who wished to speak just now." " Thank you, sir." "You were incredulous over our attempt to return to France, and I don't wonder." "Because it was an adventure that only the deepest feelings of patriotism could inspire." "All we had, sir, was our little canoe, together with 200 ounces of gold dust." "Our plan was to sail westward to where we could catch a boat for Panama and from there to France." "But we were upset by a huge swell, and the iron box that contained the gold and our passports were lost." "We righted the boat and went on, nevertheless." "From then on, we were lost." "Helpless." "No mast, sail gone, and, Mon Commandant, on my word of honor, all this happened three weeks before you sighted us." "You're one of the naturalized Venezuelans?" " Yes, sir." " Where was your home there?" " Ciudad Bolívar." " You at the back there." "So?" "You didn't catch him." "His accent is perfect." "And you have no papers of any sort?" "No proof of identity?" "No, sir." "As Marius so truthfully told, they're all at the bottom of the Orinoco." "I see." "All at the bottom of the Orinoco River." " Yes." " Very good." "Very convenient." "Or is it?" "We shall see." "Do you have any further questions, Captain Malo?" "No, Commandant." "You've asked quite enough questions for all of us." "Yes, I think I've been thorough." " Have everything you need here?" " Thank you, Captain." "Yes, Captain." "You've been more than good to us." "Fine." "Well, Commandant, I'm afraid they spoiled your evening." "Their story seemed perfectly plausible and straightforward to me." "Plausible, sir?" "It was a structure of transparent falsehoods." "I always trust my instinct, sir, never what men tell me, especially convicts." "All convicts are liars." "The Commandant has said it." "I don't believe a word of their story." "Captain Malo, I've come to a decision regarding those rogues." " You have?" " Yes, in the first place," " you allow too much freedom." " What do you propose I should do?" "Turn them over to the police, of course, the moment we arrive in Marseille." "If they are honest men, as you so naively suppose," " they've nothing to fear." " Anything else?" "In the meantime, they're to be locked up in the brig." "Captain Malo, as the ranking representative of the Army of France," "I demand it." "I'm glad you remembered to call me Captain." "No one will be locked up on my ship while I command." "Man's becoming insufferable." "Fortunately, his word will not be the final one when we get to Marseille." "You're absolutely right, Mon Commandant." "The man's insufferable." " What's our speed?" " Ten-and-a-half knots. 180 revolutions, sir." " Full speed and 195 revolutions." " Aye, aye, sir." "I want to reach the danger zone by nightfall." "Full speed. 195 revolutions." " Good evening." " Good evening." "Fine day." "Any day that takes us closer to France is a fine day." "I wonder." "On your account, I mean." "I was coming in to tell you, to warn your men of something." "Commandant Duval is of the opinion that you and your friends have escaped from Cayenne." "Some of the others, too." "And I wouldn't be fair if I didn't tell you that I've come to the same conclusion myself." "Will you wait here a moment, please?" "Will you come in, please?" "Sit down." "Thank you." "Captain, Renault's told us what you said, and we've been talking here together." "There's nothing to do." "It's true." "We're convicts escaped from Cayenne." "We're Frenchmen." "Convicts or not, we can kill Germans." " What is more important than that?" " Shut up." "What do you know about it?" "We're as good Frenchmen as a lot who have never been sent to Cayenne." "We are not soft, us convicts." "We can kill Germans." "Keep out of this, Petit." " Why have you told us this, Captain?" " To put you on your guard." "You're for us, then?" "Yes." "France needs men." "You see?" "I told you he would be for us." " Even if we are convicts?" " What does that matter?" "I guess it's time you heard our story." "Tell him, Renault." "Yes, but what shall I begin with?" "With whom shall I begin?" "Now there is Petit." "He is from Provence." "What caused him to become a convict?" " It was the love of a farmer for his land." " You are right." "I farmed the land my father farmed and his father before him." "My wife and I planted as the seasons went by." "And then the government came, and they built a dam." "They flooded all my land." "I guess I went kind of crazy." "He ran to the control station and attempted to smash the machinery." "When the employees tried to seize him, he maimed several and killed one." "The government let me off easy." "Instead of being guillotined, I was transported for life to Guiana." "Do you know French Guiana?" "It is the most corrupt and neglected of all our colonies." "There in the steaming equatorial climate, there're 5,000 or 6,000 men just like us, struggling against the heavy undergrowth in the very depths of the jungle." "Slaves half-naked in the forests, tortured by heat and humidity, mosquitoes, fever, rotten food." "Men die or else go insane." "Here you might have found Petit laboring to build a road." "I will tell you about this road." "The convicts call it Route Zero, because it will never exist." "Already it has been under construction for more than half a century, and for that, there is exactly 16 miles to show." "And for those 16 miles, there is one dead convict for every yard." "Not far from where Petit worked, you might have run across Garou working in a mahogany camp at Charven." "Formerly a mechanic and a professional racer of motorcars, he had killed his sweetheart during a lover's quarrel." "In certain circles, it was considered crude of him to accomplish this end with an axe." "Well, of course, since then Garou has reformed." "He's learned discipline." "Haven't you?" "Cayenne is a very good school for that." "And now, as a pleasant diversion, may I please introduce myself?" "As you may already have discovered, Mon Capitaine, I'm a very clever man." "And sensitive." "Sensitive down to my fingertips." "In fact, these fingers made me the best safecracker in Paris and a virtuoso among the pickpockets." "Oh, they had such a delicate touch, and from the purses of the rich they brought forth brilliant symphonies as from a piano." "Your story is a delightful diversion, my friend." "But one doesn't tell a glib story with a dry tongue." "You will find a bottle of cognac in my cabin." " Thank you." "What else might I find?" " I'll take a chance." "Now tell me about yourself." "I'm a deserter of the Army of France." "In the last war, at the age of 16, I enlisted." "Three months later, I ran away." "I discovered a terrible thing about myself." "I was a coward." "Later I went to Morocco to enlist in the Foreign Legion in an effort to redeem myself, but I got arrested." "You see, even a deserter and convict can love his country, Captain." "Can you imagine, then, my feelings, when during the long years of my imprisonment," "I had to watch every morning the tricolor being raised?" "Soon I discovered that there was another who every morning looked at the flag, the sight of which seemed to him like a benediction, like a sacrament." "I came to feel a strange kinship with this man, because every morning we did the same thing at the same time." "The convicts, we called him Grandpère." "He was a libérés, a free man." "That is, he had served his sentence, but was not permitted to leave the colony." "Since Cayenne offers no employment for free men, the lot of these libérés was hopeless." "But Grandpère was more resourceful than most." "He became a catcher of butterflies, for which the Guianas are famous." "The goods he made from these, he sold to the tourists, and the butterflies themselves to collectors." "Thus, franc by franc and sou by sou," "Grandpère was able to put together a little sum." "For Grandpère had a plan and a hope." "The same plan and hope of all of us." "Escape." "Hold it, you." "This is a closed road." "We're not guarding butterflies." "I heard there was a special big kind up here." " I forgot it was a toll road." " These are cheap cigarettes." "They won't be when you sell them to the convicts." "Hi, Grandpère." " How is it with you and your butterflies?" " How is with you and your mosquitoes?" "I wish they were pigs of Germans." " What did you say?" " Just what I said." "The old man asked you a simple question, Petit." "I said I wish I was in France killing pigs of Germans instead of mosquitoes." "You mean that you'd fight for our country if you were free?" "Sooner than most, I swear it." "Not sooner than me." "There is only one thing I hate more than a guard, and that's a Nazi." "How about you?" "What are you, a recruiting officer?" "Or is this a cross-examination?" "I'm just asking him." "Well?" "I'm a patriot, to answer your question." "And my friend over there, Marius, he's a patriot, too." "You see over there by the guard?" "He is very clever." "Everything there is to know about bribery, Marius knows." "He would be a very useful man if one were planning an escape." "Maybe." " There is no escape." "Don't talk about it." " We are silly to even listen." "Old man just play games with our mind, that's all." "But I have heard he has money, lots of it." "Well, that's different." "That's something else again, eh, Marius?" "Yeah, that would be different." "You there." "This fellow got lost in the swamp." "I told him he could spend the night with you." "What's this, a hotel?" "We're crowded already." "Thank you." "Thank you, my friends." "What are you doing here?" "I paid the Sergeant for your company." "And I brought you a present." " What is all this talk about being lost?" " There had to be an excuse." "You said you would fight for France." "So she must mean something to you, in spite of you being here." "I thought it would be nice to drink together and talk about home." " Oh, that's a crazy idea." " I think about my home all the time." " My farm and my old woman." " Yes, a farm is good." "There is nothing better than the good French soil." "No, I'll take Paris any day." "Montmartre and Moulin Rouge, Bal Tabarin and the women." "The women." "Paris isn't France." "I like the open country." "Long white roads and green trees." "The most beautiful place in the world." "Lorraine." "For me, France will always be the great tradition." "Versailles, Joan of Arc, statues and monuments." "Napoleon sleeping in greatness in the Invalides." "Place Vendôme." "Tradition that was too big for a boy of 16, who was ashamed to find himself a coward." "If it were to cost my life, I..." "It would be a small price to pay to redeem myself." "I would fight and die gladly to make France free." "Who wouldn't?" "I am past 65." "But if we can make sure that here are four Frenchmen at least who feel as I do about our country, who, if they had the chance, would fight for France." "If I can convince myself to believe you, I might..." " You might what?" " I might, even though I'm an old man, still find a way to serve my country." " But, tell me again, if you were in France..." " We would fight." "But what kind of talk is this?" "We're not in France." "We're in this stinking hole." "What do we do?" "Grow wings to fly with?" " Or do we walk across the Atlantic?" " A canoe might be bought." "A canoe might float down the river to the sea." "A ship might be boarded." " Listen, old man, if you're joking with us..." " I'm not joking." "I want to be sure that you are the men." "How many I've talked to before." "Can I take a chance on you?" "Are you lying to me?" "Have you the courage to beat the river and the sea?" "Well, if we haven't, I know one who has." "And if he would be with us..." "You know him." " His name is Matrac." " Can he get us through the swamp?" " That is the main thing." " I know the swamp like my own hand." " But the river and the sea?" " Matrac knows the ocean." "He escaped once in a canoe to Venezuela, but they sent him back." " Is this man a patriot?" " Yes, he is a patriot." "A greater patriot than any of us can ever hope to be." "I swear it, he fought the Nazis long before there was a war." "It was in 1938, during the Munich Crisis." "Daladier has just returned by plane from Munich where he, a Frenchman, betrayed France to the enemy." "That's fantastic enough in all conscience, but an even more fantastic thing has just happened right here at the airport." "You getting that?" "Go ahead." "Instead of being torn to pieces by an outraged mob, the mob welcomed him home a hero." "It's unbelievable." "From where I'm phoning, I can see the litter of flowers on the runway where the crowd pelted him not with stones, mind you, but with flowers." "It's incredible, unbelievable." "Raoul?" "Can you print that?" "Jean, please get out." "Jean!" "Jean!" "Jean, it's no use!" "Everything I've worked for smashed to bits." "Did you see the them, the police?" "The dirty Fascist flunkies." "Jean, it may be hard right now, but you must remember that they are still Frenchmen who believe in the things we believe in." "They stood there, just stood there watching, just to make sure a good job was done." "Darling, you've been driving yourself too hard." "You need some rest." "I know the place, Jean." "Romilly." "You said you wanted to go back there someday." " Romilly?" " Yes." "Remember?" "Remember where it was we first met?" "Right over there, beyond that bend." "This is the very spot." "You were wearing one of those big floppy yellow hats and a basket on your arm." "Is that all?" "Must have been a warm day." "How long has it been, Jean?" "Oh, when I think of what's happened, it seems like a century." "Well, don't think about it." "You know, you're a lot prettier now than you were then." "Really?" "Wonder why we never thought of getting married." "Oh, I've thought of it, Jean, very often." "But I had a rival." "France." "That's ancient history." "Think it's too late?" "How's the knee these days, Jacques?" "Ça Va, Monsieur Le Maire, if you do not complain about it." "Now his two sons, both soldiers." " Monsieur thinks there'll be another war?" " Will be?" "We've already lost the first three battles, the Rhineland, Vienna and Munich." " But in a military way?" " Jean, no politics." "Madame is right." "No politics tonight, of all nights." "I guess I can still bend my knees." "They won't crack." "Happy?" " To us." " Together always." "It's funny how much more you can say with a few bars of music than a basketful of words." "Jean?" " Let's go." " Why?" "What's the matter?" " Nothing." " You look as if you'd seen a ghost." " Oh, I'm just a little tired from shopping." " All right." "You know, you're a funny girl." "We just about get unpacked and settle down, and you wanna pack up and run away again." "I'm going to get my wedding trip in while I can." "Jean?" "Remember the boat trip we said we'd take someday?" "You wanted to do a series of stories on South America." "Yes." "Guatemala, Peru." " Seems like a long time ago." " You know, we could still do it." "We could get visas in Marseille for Portugal and sail from..." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "Crazy kids." " Oh, I can't..." " Look now." "You can look now." "Come on." "They missed us by that much." " I can't go on any longer." " Oh, come on, Paula." "I tell you it's all over." "Nobody got hurt." "It's not that, Jean." "What are you talking about?" "Darling, you've got to get away." "They're looking for you." "Who's looking for me?" "What are you talking about?" "The police." "You're wanted, Jean, for murder." "Yes." "There." "I'm not gonna run away." "There still must be some justice left in France." "But, Jean, don't you see that the same people who can pay for riots and killing can hire courts, judges and juries?" "They can't get away with it, the dirty, murdering..." "Please, darling, if you love me." "There's still room for the truth." "But you can't print the truth on a smashed press." "No, but I can still talk." "I'm going back and stand trial." "I've got to." "But you won't prove anything." "You'll get yourself killed." "I want you to fight, Jean, not be a martyr." "It's not just us, our lives, it's the life of our country." "If we get away, go to America or somewhere, we can do something about it." "We can shout the truth and tell people what's going on." "Jean, please." "All right, we'll go." "Jean?" "Jean?" "Are you awake?" " Jean!" " Here I am." "Out here." "Oh, darling." "I was so frightened." "I couldn't sleep." "I tried not to wake you." " Monsieur Matrac?" " Yes." "You're under arrest." ""For the crime of inciting a riot and for complicity in the events" ""which led to the death of one Raoul Dulaine" ""and for other traitorous acts against the Republic of France," ""I sentence you to 15 years" " "in the penal colony of Guiana."" " Oh, Jean!" "I'll be waiting." "I'll be waiting." "Can you doubt that this man is a patriot?" "No." "He is a great patriot." "He's the man to lead us." "But where is he?" "Where can we find him?" "He's in solitary." "He will be there for another two months." "What was his offence?" "Well, there was a letter from someone very dear to him at home." "One of the guards made a dirty joke and dropped the letter in the mud, so Matrac knifed him." "Two months?" "Men have gone mad in the château in two days." "Not Matrac." "Marius could get word to him of our plans." "Sure, and he would be worth waiting for, even it were two years." "Here on St. Joseph's Isle, there's a building like nothing else in the world." "One can go mad in these pits." "Nothing to see except blank walls." "Nothing to think about except escape." "No sound except the beat of one's own pulse." "Slowly one's mind, like one's body and soul, gives way." "Then, when this happens, one is put on the mad side of the barracks." "Until this happens, one may remain in the cells of the other half, where men are not mad, but only going mad." "Here for long months had been Matrac, the man I had sworn was a patriot." "Because of his intense and fiery nature, imprisonment was especially bitter to Matrac." "But somehow, slowly and bitterly, the days of his solitary confinement went by." "French justice." "Beautiful, decadent France." "A country that gives birth to a bunch of rotten Fascist panderers." "I hate France." "He's talking to himself all the time now." "He'll soon be crazy like the rest of them." "Not me, my friend." "You will pay special attention to Monsieur Matrac." "He's a famous person, friend of politicians." "He has influence, as you see." "You're as rotten as the France that pays you." "If any letters come for Monsieur Matrac, you will see that they are delivered at once." "Monsieur Matrac does not like to be kept waiting." "Now you'll get it." "Incorrigible." "Matrac?" "Marius." " Hey!" "What are you doing there?" " Nothing." "This, then, was the man we had selected to lead us." "By the time he returned from the rock, everything was in readiness." "Clever Marius had even gotten himself assigned keeper of our barracks." "Grandpère was waiting for us with a canoe in the swamps of the Maroni." "This was the night." "Everything was in readiness." "With any luck at all..." "Tonight before 10:00." "I'm going, too." " Where?" " With you." " There's no room." " Unless I go, I squeal." "All right, Bijou, you go." "We waited in the semi-darkness." "9:00." "9:30." "Five minutes to 10:00." "One minute to 10:00." "Bijou." " Where is Bijou?" "I don't see him." " He changed his mind." " Hi, Grandpère." " Grandpère." "You made it." "No, we didn't." "We are still back in the barracks." "Save your jokes." " So you're Grandpère?" " And you're Matrac." "I'm glad you're going to lead us back to fight for our country." "Well, we better shove off." "Hey, be careful with that paddle." "Each time you splash, we ship water." "I can't help it." "The boat is overloaded." "If we have to bail now, what's going to happen when we hit the rough water of the ocean?" "We'll be swamped." "Stop yapping." "We'll have to take that chance." "It's getting light." "We'll get off the river and hide out on that sand spit." "Put out to sea tonight." "Four." "Five." " We are one too many." " Yes." "If Bijou had come onboard, we would all be at the bottom of the river by now." "I know what the rest of you are thinking." " I am the heaviest." " That's right." "Well, it's hard luck, Petit, but you are elected, isn't he, Matrac?" "What, leave Petit when we're going home to kill Germans?" "What do you say to that, Grandpère?" "Whoever stays, it can't be him." " But he weighs more than any of us." " So he does." "Well, speak up, Grandpère." "It's your canoe." "That's right." "If it wasn't for Grandpère, none of us would be going." "And who did he speak to first?" "Not to you." "You weren't even there." "What's that got to do with it?" "I'm smaller than any of you." "Even Garou weighs a good 10 pounds more than I do." "You weigh enough to lighten the canoe all that's needed." " Yeah?" "And who got the word to Matrac?" " Shut up, the bunch of you." "You..." "Well, Grandpère?" "Lads, Petit is going and the rest of you with him." "It's me that stays." " No." "You?" "Never." " Let him finish." " What's the idea?" " Well, you see, lads, it's this way." "For 35 years, I thought that the one hope of my life was to escape." "Yeah, that's what I've thought." "And when this came, it looked like my last chance." "I'd never have another." "But, when it gets right down to it, I suddenly find that I'm afraid of the sea." "Yeah, and I'm scared." "That's the plain truth." "I thought I'd have enough courage to make this voyage, but I see now I haven't." "You lie, Grandpère." "You, a coward?" "I would swap my guts for yours any day." "All right, all right, maybe I could stand the voyage if it came right down to it." "But the fact is, I've changed my mind." "I don't want to go." "This place is kind of a home to me now." "I'd miss it." "You lie, Grandpère." "Listen to me." "You, too, Matrac." "It's my canoe." "Who goes in my canoe is up to me to say." "And I say it's you that goes and me that stays." "I'm past 65." "I'm too old to fight." "That was the idea of getting away, wasn't it?" "Or was it?" "I've got your promise on that." "I think I'd like to have it again, kind of formal." "Not just nods, but words, like you would speak in church, maybe." " You want us to say our beads?" " Shut up, Marius." "What words?" "I don't exactly know when it comes down to it." "I'll have to make them up as I go along." "First, get up, all of you." "Raise your right hand." "That's to begin with." "This is between you and me." "Now first you say "I," and then your name." "I..." "Promise that I will do everything in my power..." ""Promise that I will do everything in my power."" "...to reach France, our country..." ""To reach France, our country."" "...our mother country we love in fair weather or foul." ""Our mother country we love in fair weather or foul."" "I promise to fight for her..." ""I promise to fight for her."" "...to the last drop of my blood." ""To the last drop of my blood."" "I guess that's all, except to get in the boat and not waste any more of this good wind." "Good luck." "Good luck." "Good luck." "So you see we have gone through quite something to get this far, Captain, and nobody is going to make us turn back now, if only for the little old man who didn't get to come with us." "Yes, Grandpère is the real hero of our story." "I agree with you." "That was a good oath you swore with the old man." " I wouldn't want to be the one to break it." " It will not be broken." "We trust each other." "Well, we've talked all night." " You men should get some sleep." " Now, wait." " Are you going to help us?" " Yes." "I'll speak to Captain Malo." "He agrees with me that no soldier is unwelcome to France." "All hands on deck." "All hands on deck." "All hands on deck." "All hands on deck." "Men," "I have just received a wireless message which is of concern to all of us." ""June 23." ""France, under the leadership of Marshal Pétain," ""has signed an armistice with Germany." ""According to reports, an emergency government has been set up in Vichy," ""and is negotiating with the Germans." ""It is agreed that the Nazis will occupy the capital" ""and that Hitler will make a triumphant entry into Paris."" "I will not try to express the common feelings of all of us on this blackest day in the history of our motherland." "As further details are received, they will be posted on the bulletin board." "You will now carry on with your duties." " Take the altitude." " Yes, sir." "Well?" "I'm worried, Captain Freycinet." "I want your advice." "About what?" "If I follow my orders and go to Marseille, you'll see what will happen." "My ship and her cargo will fall into hands that are friendly to Berlin." "You can imagine how delighted the Germans would be" " with a gift of 6,000 tons of nickel ore." " Yeah." "Well, they're not going to get it or the Ville de Nancy, either." "When the watch changes, I'm altering our course for England." "Fine." "What about Duval?" "He is to know nothing about it." "The new course will be kept a secret." "My mates will know, naturally." "They'll be as pleased as yourself." "I can count on every one of the seamen, but the engine room, they're not to be trusted, least of all, the Chief." "You know how he hates the English." "What's your opinion of the convicts?" "In the event of trouble, will they be with us?" " To a man, I think." " To a man, except Matrac." "And where he leads, they follow." "Did you see him when we got the news?" "I'm not too sure of him." "I'd stake my life on him." "I don't know why, but I feel I know my man." "At heart, he's a Frenchman, more than any of them." "More than any of us, perhaps." " I'll have to take your word for it." " I think you can." "Captain Freycinet?" " May I ask you something, sir?" " What is it?" "Can you persuade Captain Malo to reach Marseille at night?" "Marseille?" "Why do you ask?" "So I can swim ashore." "I don't trust this Major Duval." " Yes?" "Why not?" " He'll radio the police." "I've been fighting his kind all my life." "I know what to expect." "There are many ways to serve your country, Matrac." "What if you didn't reach Marseille?" "I've got to reach Marseille." "I don't care about my country." "The France you and I loved is dead, Captain." "She's been dying for a long time." "I saw her die in the Rhineland and in Munich." "Now that her death is complete, I can stop lying and tell the truth." "I'm trying to get back to a woman." "I never intended to fight." "I know about Paula and all that you've suffered." "But the France that you and I love, Matrac, is at war." "If you won't fight, why should we help you escape?" "I'll leave that to your conscience." "Your wife is waiting for the man who went away, the man who loved his country, the patriot." "Would you betray such a woman?" "I leave that to your conscience." "Imperceptibly, we swung northward, marking a course that would take the Ville de Nancy to England." "But could the secret be kept?" "On the morning of June the 26th," "I was awakened by the profound silence which had settled over the ship." "I attributed this to the old cause, engine trouble, and thought no more about it, except to wonder how long we'd be adrift this time." "Fortunately, the sea was calm." "I rang for the mess boy." "As yet, I had no suspicion that anything was wrong." "Then I noticed that my pistol was missing from its holster." "What the devil do you mean?" "Open this door." "What's the meaning of this?" "Who locked my door?" " I did, sir." " For what reason?" "Commandant Duval's orders." "You're to come with me." " Where's Captain Malo?" " You'll see him, sir." "Go on." "Come on!" "What the devil is the meaning of this?" "Captain Malo, I understand our course has been changed." " Have you received new orders?" " That's my business, sir." "I've studied your chart." "We're no longer heading for Marseille." " Correct, sir." " For what reason?" "On our present course, we run the greatest risk of being picked up by a British destroyer." "Would you consider that such a calamity?" "I would consider it a great misfortune, certainly." "France has no ships to spare for England." "You'd prefer the Germans to have her, perhaps?" "I prefer to be a realist." "We've argued these matters before, Captain Malo." "Now we'll settle them with the only argument that means anything." "Force!" "Take him down with the rest." "Men, a new order has been born in Europe." "France has been given the privilege of becoming a part of it." "The watchword of this new order is discipline." "From now on, you will navigate this ship under my command until we reach Marseille." " This is piracy, Duval." " And your action is treason." "I'm willing to let both questions be decided by the authorities at home." "But I'm a reasonable man." "If I give you your liberty, will you give me your word of honor" " to take this ship back to Marseille?" " Certainly not." "You may control the ship, but you'll never bring her into port." "No decent seaman would serve you." "The men will do well to consider." "Those who cooperate will be given rewards and security in the new France." "I speak especially to you convicts." "To every man who helps bring this ship to Marseille," "I promise a full pardon and favor of the Vichy government." "Don't move!" "Hold it, men!" "Hold it!" "Take your stations and prepare to get underway." "Confine the engine-room crew below decks," " and see that they do their work." " Aye, aye, sir." "And no more nonsense." "Lead them below!" "Lively, men!" " Get going!" " Move on." "Get below." "Get down." " Good work, men." " It was a pleasure, Mon Commandant." " Are there any killed?" " No, sir." "Good." "Obviously, some skulls are too thick to damage." "Have Duval and his yes man locked in a cabin for the rest of the voyage." "Aye, aye, sir." "You two, up on the B Deck." "Thank you, Matrac." "Clear the deck." "Hook up the boom, guys." "Lend a hand, men." "All right, grab ahold." "You'll regret this, Malo." "The day will come when you'll bitterly regret it." "Quiet, men." "Quiet." "The dirty rat is giving our position." "Commandant, let me have him." "Carry out the orders." " Turn to." " Turn to." " Motors." " A plane." "I can't see it." " Man the guns." " Man the guns there." "Man the aft guns." "You men, take cover." "Hurry up, you men, take cover!" "Look, they're still alive." "Matrac, what are you doing?" "Stop it!" "Stop it, Matrac!" "What are you doing?" "You cannot assassinate helpless men!" "Look around you, Captain, and see who are the assassins." "We finished them." "We've shown the dirty Germans." "It was great, what you did." "We all did it." "I just happened to get to the gun." "We'll destroy them all, won't we?" "Just like we got this plane." "Drive them out of France." "Of course we will." "Well, we got the ore to England, and very glad they were to get it." " Got the men there, too." " They weren't interned?" "Oh, no." "We all stuck with the story they were survivors from a torpedoed ship." "I remember this Matrac now." "His paper was small, but every journalist in Europe admired the fight he put up against appeasement in the Munich sellout." "He still fights." "The bombs they're dropping tonight are editorials the Germans will understand." "There are so many questions on the tip of my tongue." "Has Paula rejoined her husband?" "Did he ever see his son?" " Never, but he visits them often." " But how, if he's never seen them?" "Well, he visits them in a strange way." "Often when he's on a bombing mission, he drops them a letter in a weighted steel tube." "When you saw him tonight, he was asking permission to turn 92 degrees south to Romilly to drop such a letter." "So, you see, they're not actually separated." "I beg your pardon, Captain." "The reports are beginning to come in now." " Flights returning." " Thank you, Sergeant." "Would you care to walk down to the hangar?" "Why, yes, of course." "Tell me, Captain, what happened to the other men?" "I know Matrac's here, but where are the others?" "Where's Captain Malo?" "He's in command of a minesweeper manned by French seamen." "They work in the Channel." "Often, I suppose, in sight of their homeland." " And Garou?" " Oh, you'll see him." "Step down, Garou." "Manning, this is Corporal Garou." "How are you, Corporal?" "He's the best mechanic in Great Britain, French or English." "Give him some scrap iron, a bit of wires, some old aluminum pots and pans, and he'll make you a plane in three hours." "You exaggerate, Mon Capitaine." "It would take me four hours at least." "And what of Petit?" "He's a tireless member of our ground crew, often working 18 hours a day." "There he is now, over there by the crane." "Well, Manning, I think that accounts for the lot." "All but one." "What happened to Renault?" "Not a sign of the old fear." "He's the pilot of the plane in which Matrac is flying tonight." "They're coming, Mon Capitaine." "C for Charles, landed 04:17." "C for Charles, landed 04:17." "F for Freddie, landed 04:23." "F for Freddie, landed 04:23." "Over." "N for Norman, landed 04:36." "N for Norman, landed 04:36." "Who got the big oil tank?" "Was it you, Rocroi?" "Of course, who else?" "Many thanks for the lights." "We made good use of it." " Heil Hitler." " We gave him hell tonight." "Mr. Manning, this is Squadron Leader Dompierre." "Hi there, Mr. Manning." " How about a smoke?" " Yes, please." " Where is Renault?" " Oh, he'll be along." "Why don't you turn in, Dompierre?" "I'll let you know as soon as they've landed." "No, I'm fussy as an old hen with one chick missing." "V for Victor, come in." "V for Victor, come in." "Over to you." " There is no reply, sir." " Keep trying." "V for Victor, come in." "Vfor Victor, come in." "Over to you." "V for Victor, come in." "All planes accounted for except Renault's." "You gave him permission to leave the formation." " His plane took a lot of punishment." " Yeah." "I'm afraid, Matrac, we can't make Romilly." "We have to turn back to the base." "Sorry, Matrac." "Now you make your wish and blow out your candles." "All right." "Is it bad to make a bad wish?" "Yes, Jean." "Even if it is about Hitler?" "Well, it's better if you make a good wish." "All right, then." "I'll make a wish about Daddy." "I wish..." "Oh, you mustn't tell me your wish, or it won't come true." "I'll know what it is, anyway." "Now come on closer, and blow them as hard as you can." "All right." " There." " I did it!" "Now I'll really grow up to be like Daddy." "I'm not supposed to say." "Oh, well, that's all right, darling." "You've got your wish already, anyway." "You're like him in many ways." "You have his eyes." "You have his nice hands." "I hope you have his heart." "Was it the best heart in the world?" "I'll bet it was." "Oh, it is a very good heart, Jean." "A tender heart to be in such a rugged body." "You know, you can thank God if you grow up to be like him." "Can I eat my cake now?" "Put your napkin on like a good boy." "There." " Daddy?" " Maybe." "Let's look." "Come on, darling." " Is it Daddy?" "Are you sure it's him?" " It may be." " I think it is." " But he wouldn't miss today, would he?" " Does he know it's my birthday?" " Yes, dear, he knows." "But they've gone past, Mama." " I don't see anything." "Do you?" " No, dear." "He didn't fly over." "Perhaps it wasn't him." "Ears like a dog." "Vfor Victor to Fox." "We're coming in." "Two motors gone." "Limited control." "Casualty." "Victor in trouble." "Stand by, ambulance and crash truck." " Stretcher-bearers." " Who?" "Beaumont is hit." "Hurry, he's bleeding all over the place." " Anyone else?" " Yeah, Matrac." "He got two Messerschmitts." "He didn't get the third one." "It was for his kid's birthday." "We couldn't make it." "My comrades," "I can think of no more fitting last words for our friend than those which he himself wrote as his last words and wasn't able to deliver." ""My dear son," ""today you are 5 years old, and your father has never seen you." ""But someday, in a better world, he will." "I write to you of that day." ""Together we walk, hand in hand." "We walk and we look." ""And some of the things we see are wonderful," ""and some are terrible." ""On a green stretch of ground are 10,000 graves," ""and you feel hatred welling up in your heart." ""This was, but it will never be again." ""The world has been cured since your father treated" ""that terrible abscess on its body with iron and fire." ""And there were millions of healers who worked with him" ""and made sure there would be no recurrence." ""Their deadly conflict was waged to decide your future." ""Your friends did not spare themselves and were ruthless to your foes." ""You are the heir" ""of what your father and your friends won for you with their blood." ""From their hands, you have received the flag of happiness and freedom." ""My son, be the standard-bearer of the great age they have made possible." ""It would be too tragic if the men of goodwill" ""should ever be lax or fail again to build a world" ""where youth may love without fear," ""and where parents may grow old with their children," ""and where men will be worthy of each other's faith." ""Take care of your mother, Jean." ""I hold you in my arms." "I kiss you both." ""May God keep you and love you as I do." ""Good night and Au revoir till our work is finished." ""And until I see you, remember this." ""France lives." "Vive la France."" "That letter will be delivered." "English"
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"3x19" " The Prince's Bride." " Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd." " Morning, Lloyd." "I don't think Vince is up yet, but we're still on for Ari, right?" "Absolutely, he'll meet you at noon." "And sorry to bother you, E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny." "It looks like you're gonna have to get used to two superstars living in the house now." "All right, later." " What's up, Lloyd?" " All good things, Johnny." "Brett Ratner saw your new tv show and he wants to offer you a part in his new movie." "An offer?" "No audition?" "You're kidding." "I'm not kidding!" "Sound good?" "Sounds amazing." "Thanks, Lloyd." "Rush Hour 3, Johnny?" "That is sweet." "Yeah, could be." "Brett wants me to come up to casa del ratner" " to discuss the role." " Nice, Drama." "What is it?" "I don't know, but I'm gonna tell him straight up, it better be something I can sink my teeth into 'cause Johnny Drama don't shine shoes no more." "Oh, someone's getting a little cocky." "No cockiness here, Turtle, just the confidence that gainful employment can give a man." "Amazing Turtle's been able to stay confident this long without a job!" "I knew my life would suck if Drama got a career before I did." "Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you called that girl Kelly." "I did call her." "What are you talking about?" "I'm seeing her today." "She's got the house all to herself." " And you didn't tell us?" " You're trying to play it cool?" "Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag about my accomplishments." "You know what?" "Speaking of which, Johnny, you may not wanna do too much bragging at your day job." "People tend to get jealous." "Good tip, bro." "Tv people are so bitter." " I'm out!" " Hey, congrats!" "So now everyone has so much excitement, what are we gonna do?" "Ari's got a money guy who says he's dying to fund Medellin." " Do you believe him?" " Do I ever?" "So what, this guy's a prince, Ari?" "A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows?" "What I do know is that 60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me." "That's me and Vince, not you and me, E." " Jesus." " It's impressive, huh?" "Is that the Mrs. Prince?" "Nika Marx..." "Ex-Ukrainian soap star." "I think she's the brains of the operation." "Nika, how are you?" "How do I look?" "You know vinny Chase?" "My boy." " Big fan." " Thank you." "It's very nice to meet you." " My wife nika." " Big fan as well." "Thanks." "Oh, Vinny's manager, Eric Murphy." "You have very tiny hands." "Come come, I prepared a feast on the veranda, huh?" "Just imagine the one sheet..." "My face sandwiched between Tucker and Chan." "Like Joe Pesci in Lethal 3?" "Only a whole lot pretier." "Damn, that is so cool, Drama." "You know, Rush Hour was the first Jackie Chan movie I ever saw." "Since then I've seen them all." "And Chris Tucker?" "Man, I'd kill to be in that movie." "Yeah, who wouldn't, bro?" "I waited a long time for an op like this." "Take it from me, Tommy..." "you pay your dues, keep the faith, maybe your day will come also." "You think?" "Who knows?" "The truth is this business is a fucking crap shoot." "Hey, everybody, got some bad news..." "network brass is running late." " How late?" " It could be a few hours." "But, J.J., I've got my thing." " What thing?" " You know, my thing." "Oh, right, you've got your big fuck-my-tv-show" " I've-got-a-movie-offer" "I- gotta-sit-down- with-the-hotshot- director thing." "Too bad you gotta miss it." "Aw, just kidding!" "Hey, we're all thrilled for you, Drama." "Congrats." "You didn't have to do that." "Don't get too cozy with your new friends, we've got a night shoot." "Don't worry, J.J. I'll be there." "I'm not gonna pull a Clooney..." "Not yet." "So, nobody's home?" "Oh, shit." "I thought you guys were going to the aquarium." "We got kicked out, baby." "Your brothers threw a snow cone at a sea otter." " Who's the white boy, Kelly?" " Yeah, Kelly?" "Who's the white boy?" "Shut the hell up and get in the house." "You're in enough trouble already." "What's going on here?" " Nothing." " We were just gonna hang out." "So let's hang out." "What do you think, of Sylvester Stallone as Pablo Escobar's father, huh?" "Why are you laughing?" "What do you guys think, huh?" "If he survives Rocky 6 without brain damage, it's something to consider." "Sylvester Stallone just doesn't feel right, Yair." " But he sells foreign." " And if he does it shirtless, just imagine how many women will come to see this movie." "She's making fun of me." "Hey, but did Ari explain to you how I make my money?" " Oh, no." " May I please speak?" "I make my money abroad, the states are just a bonus for me." "And you..." "You may laugh at Sly Stallone, but in France he makes me $5 million." "How much does Vince make you?" "Not much." "Hey, unless you are in your aquaman suit... you know, flippity floppity... the rest of the world does not really know you." " The world will know soon enough." " They will," " if we make this movie right." " We wanna make it right." "Boom, let's call the lawyers and get the ink flowing." "Settle down, Ari." "Do you understand my position?" "Yes, I do, but just so you understand ours, we bought this project so we can make it the way we see it." "So you're saying no to Stallone?" "No, he's not saying no." "He..." "You know, we're just talking." "Actually, I am saying no, Ari..." "Respectfully, of course." "I love your commitment to your vision, Vincent, and I say no to my husband quite often." "We will find a way to make this movie and we will make it right." "We shall see, huh?" "Until then, cheers, huh?" "Perfect." "Hello, ladies..." "Johnny Chase, official cast member, Rush Hour 3." "Nice." "Oh, Brett, I can get used to this." "Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant." "Can I help you?" "Johnny Chase, here to see Brett." "Yes, Mr. Chase from The Five Towns." "Brett's excited to meet you." "He's finishing a photo shoot." "Let me tell him you're here, okay?" "Hey, Lana?" "Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage" " and get him a drink." " Sure." "Tell Brett Johnny Chase has arrived." "In more ways than one." "Marissa, you have the best ass in the world." "Stick it out a little, great." "Excellent." "Put your leg up on the motorcycle." "Love it." "I got it." " Johnny Chase is here." " Where is he?" "Do me a favor." "Why are there krispy kreme doughnuts here?" "These are supermodels, not teamsters." "Where is he?" "He's the guy right there, getting a drink." "That's not him." " It isn't?" " Are you a fucking idiot?" "That's not him." "Give me the camera." "Good one, Lindsey." "Very funny." "Open up." "I knew you were lying." " Yeah. "we're just friends. "" " Yeah, right." "You're just using us to suck up to our mom." " What?" " Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex man" " like all the others." " Nasty man." "Okay, he's out." "You kids got yourselves an hour or so." " Go have some fun." " You sure?" "Should I not be?" "Come on, Turtle, before you put your foot in your mouth." "Thank you so much." "A simple thank you is all I'm looking for..." "Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care." "Anything'll suffice." "Thank you for what?" "He said he'd think about it." "That meant he's not gonna let his wife make him look like a little bitch." "He's in, trust me." "What do you think, Vin?" "I think the wife freaked me out." "She was a little cold, no?" "A little warm actually." "What do you mean, Vinny?" "Did you not see the way she was looking at me?" "Looking at you?" "She was wearing sunglasses." "Still looking." "Believe me..." "it was very uncomfortable." "He thinks everyone wants to fuck him." "Everyone does, no?" "Although I don't know what you're talking about." "Me either." "Nobody would be happier than me if you two were right... trust me." "I don't understand." "It's like you're speaking in a foreign tongue." "They misread the credits." "It was a simple mistake." " These things happen." " Not to me, not anymore." " I'm on a hit tv show now." " Johnny, don't get crazy." "They said the part is for a 17-year-old." "They meant to offer it to your little brother on the show." "Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not?" "Jesus Christ." "Be happy for him, Drama..." "Karma." " Fuck Karma, I don't need Karma." " What do you need, Johnny?" "I need to be in Rush Hour 3." "Okay, sweetie, I'm ready to press on." " Excuse me, Mr. Chase." " Yes?" " Was that your agent?" " It was." "He told you about the mistake?" " He did." " So..." "Why are you still here?" "Because I didn't make the mistake." "No, Mr. Chase, you didn't." "I did." "I screwed up and misread the credits." "I'm terribly sorry." "Well, sorry ain't gonna cut it, pal." "Let me tell you something my father told me..." ""The best thing to do with mistakes is to not make them."" "but since you did, the least you can is fix it." "How would you like me to fix it?" " Find me a part in Rush Hour 3." " Mr. Chase, I..." "You can tell Brett or whoever your skipper is that I'm not leaving here until you do." "Check, please." "Thank you." " Turtle, I'm still eating." " It's been an hour already." "Please stop worrying about my dad." "His bark is worse than his bite, trust me." "Besides, he'd only really be mad if he thought you were trying to get into his little girl's pants." "And that's not what you're trying to do, right?" "Of course not, you're wearing a skirt." "Just so you know, it's gonna take a long time to get into whatever I'm wearing." "You have to earn it." "How?" "You can start by taking off your hat." "I must really like you." "You have hat head." " That's great." " No, it's cute." "Really?" "Really." "This is just like when you thought Mrs. Rodrigo" " wanted to fuck you in 10th grade." " Yes, it's exactly like that" " because you thought she didn't." " Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo?" "Hand jobs in the Spanish lab every Tuesday." "You never told me that." "I'm very quiet about these things." " What, are you jealous?" " A little... she was hot." "Still is..." "She calls me every once in a while for phone sex." "Look at this..." "Nika Marx calling my cell phone and not yours." "She doesn't have my number." "What?" "I saw you give it to her." "No, I gave her the one-digit-off move." "That's a girl move." "It's the whoever's-being- treated-like-meat move." "Eric, it's Nika." " Hey, how are you?" " Is Vince there?" "I have some excellent news and I'd like to tell it to him personally." "Sure, hold on." "She wants to talk to you." "She's got excellent news." "Take it." "Hello, Mika, how are you?" "I apologize for calling your partner, but I somehow took your number down incorrectly." "No worries..." "I never answer my phone, anyway." "We want to make this movie, Vincent." "Fantastic." "Does that excite you?" "Yes, it does, very much so." "They're in." "I just have one small concern..." "Creatively." "I'd like you to meet me at the Beverly Wilshire hotel in an hour and we'll discuss." " is this okay?" " sure." "One more thing, Vincent..." "Yes, Nika?" "Come alone." "Don't look now, honey, but you're about to get gammoned." "Bring it on, tv star." "Low blow." "But not a tv star after today..." "Hopefully." "Can I have a word with you a sec?" "Hey, Brett." "Excuse me, ladies." "The big guy needs a word." "Brett, there was an extra suit in the pool house." " I hope you don't mind." " My assistant said you won't leave." "Why would I wanna leave a paradise like this?" "Such a beautiful home you have..." "and so tastefully done, Brett." " Really, a class look you've got..." " What's wrong with you?" "Are you retarded or something?" "Just following in your footsteps, Brett." " My footsteps?" " Yup." "You talked your way into NYU film school at 16 with a C average, you got Spielberg to give you cash to direct your first student film." "You're a man who won't take no for an answer." "You know what, Brett?" "Neither will I." " Scott." " You want me to call the cops?" "Dry him off, bring him up to the house." "And no wet feet." "Scott, you wanna get me a towel?" "Why are you walking so fast?" "Come on, you look like an athlete... keep up." "You really wanna get me home fast, it's not the walk to the car that matters," " it's the drive home." " What does that mean?" " Means you drive slow." " I=Oh yeah, right." "Give me the keys." "All right." "Let's see what you got, hotshot." "Thank you." "You're out of your mind." "I haven't even opened her up yet." "You're doing 106." "You nervous?" " 110." " All right, maybe a little." "I don't know why you want me to go with you." "Even if she does wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar." " What could she possibly do?" " Convince me." "You know I have a thing for eastern-bloc women." "Just pretend like you didn't understand her." " I'll tell her the phone cut out." " There she is." "Hey, Nika." "How are you?" "What is the meaning of this?" " What's that?" " I asked you to come alone." "So why you bring the little man?" "Well..." "It's a creative meeting, and as a producer, I just thought..." "Creative meeting is something I do alone with my actors." "It gives me a chance to speak with them free of distractions of producers who may have their own agenda." "We're all on the same page here." "We will be on the same page when you leave." "You can pick Vince up in two hours." "That should be plenty of time." "I'd really like to stay." "I won't say anything." " Could be like a babysitter." " Why do we need a babysitter?" "You know, just to make sure everything stays appropriate." "What is it you thought was going to happen here, Vincent?" "Nothing, I just..." " Nothing." "Nika..." " I'm talking to Vincent." "As far as I am concerned, you're not even here." "You think I was trying to seduce you." "Is this why you bring your little chaperone... for protection?" "Because you assume I want to fuck?" "You americans are such conceited, self-absorbed pigs." "You have made a terrible mistake." "Maybe she didn't wanna fuck." "I told everyone I work with and everyone in my family that I'm doing this movie." "Now what am I supposed to tell them when they see the kid brother from my show dropping "f" bombs with Chris Tucker?" "I feel for you, I do, but I've got nothing in this movie for you." "The only parts I got are French." "Je parle français." "I speak it, Brett." "I'll do it for free!" "I'll pay you." " Jesus Christ." " All right, seriously." "What if I fly myself out, put myself up, you give me a little something;" "if I don't deliver, you cut it." "Or cut it anyway." "As long as I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, we're all good." "You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris for a part that I might end up cutting?" "Such is my passion for movies." "Congrats." "You can play the bus driver on the Champs-Élysées." "Yes!" "Ici venez, frère!" "That's french for "come here, bro."" "All right, all right." "You good?" " Oh, yeah." " You'll leave?" "Yeah, I'll leave." "Actually, I need you to let me do one more thing." "What the fuck did you guys do?" " Nothing, really." " We just showed up at the bar and she inferred a lot from that without any help from us." "Was she right?" "Was her inference right?" "She can't prove that." "Yair Marx is not a guy you want angry with you." " Yair Marx is on the phone." " Jesus Christ." "Yair, we making a movie or not?" "You heard about Vincent and Nika's creative meeting?" "Oh, not yet." "I just got out of a meeting myself and I just jumped in to take your call." "It went very well." "We want to make this movie." "We want to have you all to the house tonight for a check-signing dinner celebration." " Sounds great." " 8:00 p.m., Ari." "That was an odd turn." "Do you think he's setting us up?" "For what?" "What do you think, the guy's a killer?" "He's not a killer, is he?" "I don't know what he is, Vince." "He could be Mossad, he could be Hezbollah..." "Neither would surprise me." "Fuck him then." "We don't need to get involved with a guy like that." "Yes we do." "We just sold the house." "We don't even have a place to live." "We need somebody to pay for this movie and this guy's gonna do it..." "Trust me!" "So what else do I gotta do?" "Well, you'd have to tell me your real name." "What?" "Do you think I'd have sex with someone saying, "oh, Turtle"?" "Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!" "What are you talking about jerking off?" "We're just kissing!" "And what does he mean by "another" one?" "I'd better go." "Yeah, me too!" "I'll call you." "Oh, there he is." " The movie star." " How'd it go, Johnny?" "How do you think it went?" "I went, I saw," " I conquered." " Nice." "So nice in fact, I had time to look out for one of our own." "Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you for a second?" " I dropped your name to Brett." " Really?" "Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too." "Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together." "Holy shit!" "Are you serious?" "I don't even know what to say." "I do." "Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you." "Absolutely." "I owe you, Drama." "You do indeed, Tommy." "My chef is the best in the world." "You know, I stole him from Le Cirque." "You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still an amber alert out on the guy?" " Yes, cute, Ari." " Offer the dessert, already." "William!" "Voilà, bring the dessert, huh?" "No no." "No dessert for me." " I'm full." " Yeah, me too, I'm completely stuffed." "You don't get this figure by eating desserts." "You gentlemen will want this, huh?" "Rich." "Help yourself, Vincent." " Medellin, huh?" " Medellin!" "Thank you so much, really." "Thank you, Nika." "I'll be upstairs." "She hasn't been feeling well, huh?" "Come, let us take our drinks out in the garden, huh?" "The view is spectacular, huh?" "Hang back with me for a moment, Vince." " I'd like to speak with you." " Sure." "What's up?" "You are excited to make this movie, yes?" "I can't tell you how appreciative I am." "Listen." "I know what happened today..." " with my wife." " You know?" " I feel terrible." " Hey, imagine how terrible I felt to see this beautiful woman come home heartbroken and in tears." "You know, in 1990, she was voted eastern Europe's most beautiful..." " over Paulina Porizkova." " I'm sorry." "Yeah, you need to apologize..." "Not to me, but to her." "Yeah, no problem." "Good." "She's upstairs waiting for you..." "In the bedroom." "Are you serious?" "I never joke about my wife's happiness." "What she wants, I get for her." "Now if you want this check to clear, you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife like the superstar you are while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends, huh?" "Ari, those are my Cubans!"
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"You think I can't hear you every day talking about visions and three-eyed ravens and black magic?" "I don't want you talking to him till we get to Castle Black." "We're not going to Castle Black." "Jon Snow isn't there." "Bran needs to find the raven beyond the Wall." "Oh, no, I'm not going back there." "I promised your maester I'd get you to Castle Black and no further." "You won't win." "You don't have the discipline." " You don't know how to fight together." " You don't know that." "If you attack the Wall you'll die, all of you." "All of us." "I can't force them to meet us in the field." " Casterly Rock can't run away." " Can you do it?" "There is only one person in this kingdom with that kind of army." "Walder Frey." "We will do whatever we can to give Lord Frey what he needs." "Our father requires Lord Edmure to wed one of his daughters." " You were sent here to kill me?" " I don't want to." "What do your captains have to say about that?" "You should ask them." "Will you fight for me?" "The Second Sons are yours and so is Daario Naharis." "My sword is yours, my life is yours, my heart is yours." " Is that the Blackwater?" " Where do you think I'm taking you?" " Back to King's Landing." " That's the Red Fork." "I'm taking you to the Twins." "Your uncle's marrying one of the Frey girls." "Your mother and brother will be there and they'll pay me for you." "That rain will cost us another day." "Lord Frey will take this delay as a slight." " He's getting the wedding he wanted." " He's getting a wedding." "It was a king he wanted." "It's come for the baby." "You stay back!" "No, you can't have him." "No!" "Are you sure about this?" "No." "It's dangerous." "If we take Tywin's castle from him, the lords of Westeros will realize he's not invincible." "Take his home, take his gold, take his power." "Why are you telling me?" "You begged me not to send Theon to negotiate with his father and I ignored your advice." "Now Winterfell is burnt to the ground, the North is overrun with ironborn, and Bran and Rickon are gone." "So Casterly Rock..." "I'm asking your advice." "We have enough men?" "If Walder Frey cooperates." "If Walder Frey cooperates." "If reinforcements arrive from King's Landing before we take the castle... we'll be caught between Tywin's army and the sea." "We'll lose the war and die the way Father died." "Or worse." "Show them how it feels to lose what they love." "My honored guests... be welcome within my walls and at my table." "I extend to you my hospitality and protection in the light of the Seven." "We thank you for your hospitality, my lord." "I have come to make my apologies, my lord, and to beg your forgiveness." "Don't beg my forgiveness, Your Grace." "It wasn't me you spurned." "It was my girls." "One of them was supposed to be queen." "Now none of them are." "This is Arwyen my daughter." "My daughter Walda, my daughter Derwa, my daughter Waldra." "My eldest granddaughters" "Ginia and Neila." "Serra and Sarra, granddaughters, twins." "You could have had either." "Could have had both for all I care." "My granddaughter Marianne." "My granddaughter Freya." "My granddaughter..." "Wertha." "Waldra." "Waldina." " I'm Merry." " Fine." "And here's my youngest daughter Shirei, though she hasn't bled yet." "Clearly you don't have the patience for all that." "My ladies." "All men should keep their word, kings most of all." "I was pledged to marry one of you and I broke that vow." "The fault is not with you." "Any man would be lucky to have any one of you." "I did what I did not to slight you, but because I loved another." "I know these words cannot set right the wrong I have done to you and your house." "I beg your forgiveness and pledge to do all I can to make amends so the Freys of the Crossing and the Starks of Winterfell may once again be friends." "Very good." "There she is." "Come closer." "Let me have a look at you." "Still can't see you." "Old eyes." "Love." "That's what the Starks of Winterfell call it, eh?" "Very honorable." "I call it a pretty face." "Mmm, very pretty." "Prettier than this lot, that's for sure." "Very shapely as well." "Oh, you try to hide her under that dress." "If you wanted to hide her, you shouldn't have brought her here in the first place." "I can always see what's going on beneath a dress." "Been at this a long time." "I bet when you take that dress off, everything stays right where it is." "Doesn't drop an inch." "Your king says he betrayed me for love." "I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit." "And I can respect that." "When I was your age, I'd have broken 50 oaths to get into that without a second thought." "Well, I've enough room in the hall for you lot." "We'll set up tents outside with food and ale for the rest of your men." "Thank you, my lord." "Well, let's get ready." "The wine will flow red and the music will play loud and we'll put this mess behind us." "Where?" "There." "There." "It's a back gate." "My men use it when they visit Yunkai's bed slaves." "Your men, but not you?" "I have no interest in slaves." "A man cannot make love to property." "This is where we enter the city." "Very few guards." "They know me." "They let me inside" "We're not gonna sneak an army through a back gate." "I kill the guards." "I take your two best men and lead them through the back streets, which I know well, and open the front gates." "Then comes the army." "Once the walls are breached, the city will fall in hours." "Or perhaps you'll lead Grey Worm and me to the slaughter, cutting the head off our army." "The masters of Yunkai will pay you your fee and you won't have to split it three ways 'cause you've already slaughtered your partners." "You have a very suspicious mind." "In my experience, only dishonest people think this way." "You command the Unsullied." "What do you think?" "_" "_" "_" "You leave tonight." "Very good." "We'll prepare." "Ser Jorah." "You can use an extra sword." "You're the Queensguard, Ser Barristan." "Your place is by the queen." "If we are truly her loyal servants, we'll do whatever needs to be done no matter the cost, no matter our pride." "We're west of Castle Black, but the Nightfort's closest to us." "It was the first castle on the Wall." "The Watch abandoned it during the reign of King Jaehaerys I." "Too big." "Impossible to maintain." "Other than Castle Black itself, the Nightfort's the perfect castle for us." "It's got a secret sally port, the Black Gate, as old as the Wall itself." "No one's used it in centuries most likely." "It leads through the Wall right down into the Nightfort, if one knows how to find it, which, it just so happens, I do." "How do you know all that?" "I read about it in a very old book." "You know all that from staring at marks on paper?" "Yes." "You're like a wizard." "Our father used to tell us that no wildling ever looked upon the Wall and lived." "Here we are." "Alive." "Remember what happens to children who run." "I'm your father and I'll do the talking." "The roads have gone right to hell, haven't they?" "Cracked three spokes this morning." " Need a hand?" " Need about eight hands." "Oh!" "Got to get this salt pork to the Twins in time for the wedding." "Many thanks." "Don't!" "Don't kill him." "Dead rats don't squeak." "You're so dangerous, aren't you?" "Saying scary things to little girls." "Killing little boys and old people." "A real hard man you are." "More than anyone you know." "You're wrong." "I know a killer." " A real killer." " That so?" "You'd be like a kitten to him." "He'd kill you with his little finger." "That him?" " No." " Good." "Don't kill him." "Please." "Please don't." "You're very kind." "Someday it'll get you killed." "Where are we?" "The Gift, I think." "Brandon the Builder gave all this land south of the Wall to the Night's Watch for their sustenance and support." "Maester Luwin taught me that." "Doesn't seem to be supporting anyone at the moment." "It's good land and there's no war up here." "Why leave?" "Wildlings." "Sorry." "But they come over the Wall and raid, steal, carry off women." "Old Nan said they turn your skull into a cup and make you drink your own blood from it." "That's what Old Nan said." "There's a storm coming." "I don't see any" "It's as good a place to shelter as any." "We can drink some blood while we wait." "I don't need much." "Only one old man and eight good horses." "What's one old man doing with eight horses?" "He breeds them for the Watch." "How's he keep folks from stealing them?" "The Watch protects him." "Not today they don't." "He's selling horses, he's got some gold in there." " And proper steel." " Let's carve him up." "We just take the horses and go." "The old man's no threat." "I keep telling you." "He's an old man." "A spear through the heart's a better way to die than coughing up your last with no one but your horses to hear." "The Watch might send a few men looking for a horse thief." "They'll send a lot more to hunt down murderers." "I hope so." "Killing crows in their castle is tough." "Killing them out here in the open, that's what we do." "Spread out." "Surround the hut and move in." "Ygritte!" "Clear the barn!" "No one's going to believe you're a hog farmer if you eat them all." "Best part of the animal." "Don't worry." "They're still there." "I know they're still there." "You check every five minutes like you're afraid they're gonna move." "I'm not afraid." "Of course you are." "You're almost there and you're afraid you won't make it." "The closer you get, the worse the fear gets." "No point in trying to hide behind that face." "I know fear when I see it." "Seen it a lot." "I knew fear when I saw it in you." "You're afraid of fire." "When Beric's sword went up in flames, you looked like a scared little girl." "And I know why, too." "I heard what your brother did to you." "Pressed your face to the fire like you're a nice juicy mutton chop." "That give you some ideas?" "Might do." "Go ahead, then." "You might get away." "Might even make it there on your own." "They're just over the river." "The closest you've been to family since Ilyn Payne snipped your daddy's neck." "Someday I'm gonna put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull." "How are we going to get past the Wall?" "My uncle said it's 700 feet high." "How did you get past it?" "Got in a boat and rowed past the Bay of Seals." "It would take us two months to get to the Bay of Seals." "Some climb straight up the ice." "Even Hodor's not strong enough to climb the Wall with me on his back." "Hodor." "19 castles guard the Wall." " Only three are still manned." " Hodor!" "One of those abandoned fortresses will give us a way through." "My uncle said the gates were sealed with ice and stone when the castles were deserted." "Well, we'll have to open them up again." " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" " There's a rider out there." "Just one?" " There's more." " Hodor!" "Shh." "Shh." " It's just thunder, sweet giant." " Hodor." "I yield." " I yield." " Wildlings." "Where's Shaggydog and Summer?" "Hunting." "Hodor!" " Shh, quiet, Hodor." " Hodor!" "Make him shut up." "If they hear us..." " Hush, Hodor." "No-- no more Hodoring." " Hodor!" " Hodor!" " Hodor, calm down." " You need to keep quiet." " They're gonna hear us." "Hodor, be quiet." " Ah!" "Hodor!" " Hodor, calm down." " Hodor!" "Hodor!" " Hodor, be quiet!" "What did you do?" "Nothing." "I don't know." "What's that?" "That's a horse dying." "Bring them over here." "That was the last of them." "The rest are dead." "I heard shouting up there." "Thunder." "I know the difference between shouting and thunder." "Maybe it's ghosts." "That won't help you, grandpa." "Where you riding?" "Doesn't matter now, does it?" "No, it doesn't matter now." "Cut his throat or he'll tell the crows we're here." "You understand." "Let me stand at least." "Let me go with a bit of dignity." "Make the crow kill him." "You're one of us now." "Prove it." "The wolves are out there." "I can't do it by choice." "I don't know how." "It happens in my dreams." "You're a warg, Bran." "It's in your blood." "I can't." "You just did with him." "A wolf is nothing compared to that." "She looks sharp." "Do it." "Do it." "I told you." "He's still one of them." "Go on, boy." "Go on!" "He's a crow." "He'll always be a crow." "And here's his crow wife guarding him." "He'll stab us in the back first chance he gets." "Kill him." " He's one of them." " No!" "Do you hear me?" "You're not gonna die for one of them." "Do it." "They'll find us if you don't." "You were right the whole time." "Hyah!" "When you hear a songbird's whistle, you come." "I'm a great whistler." "The greatest in the land." "Daario Naharis." "That one was quick." " There may be others." " I doubt it." "The Yunkish prefer to let their slaves do their fighting for them." "That's what you call a few guards?" "Come on!" "What do you got, huh?" "Lord Edmure..." "I hope I'm not a disappointment to you." "You're a delight to me, my lady." "You may now cloak the bride and bring her under your protection." "In the sight of the Seven," "I hereby seal these two souls, binding them as one for eternity." "Look upon each other and say the words." "Father, Smith," "Warrior, Mother," "Maiden, Crone, Stranger..." " I am hers..." " I am his..." " and she is mine..." " and he is mine from this day until the end of my days." " Is that safe?" " They're long gone." "You were right." "I can get inside Summer's mind whenever I want." "Of course you can." "North of the Wall there are wildlings who can control all sorts of animals." "But you did a lot more than that." "You got inside Hodor's mind." "They can't do that north of the Wall?" "No one can do that... anywhere." "When I was looking through Summer's eyes," " I saw Jon." " Where?" "He was with the wildlings." "They tried to kill him, but he got away." "He'll be heading back to Castle Black, then." "That's where we should go." "For all we know, Castle Black's already under attack." " If this many wildlings got through" " I already told you." "I'm not going north of the Wall." "Everything Jojen told me is true." "You saw what I did to Hodor." "I have to find the three-eyed raven." "Listen to me, little lord." "Don't worry." "I'm not asking you to come with me." "It won't be safe for Rickon." "Me?" "I'm coming with you." "No." "You and Osha and Shaggydog head for the Last Hearth." "The Umbers are our bannermen." "They'll protect you." "I'm coming with you." "I'm your brother." "I have to protect you." "Right now I have to protect you." "Robb's at war and I'm going beyond the Wall." "If something happens to us, you're the heir to Winterfell." "Would you know how to find the Last Hearth?" "You southerners build your big castles and you never move." "You're easy to find." "We're not southerners." "And I don't want to leave you." "Shh, shh." "Come here, little soldier." "You and me, we're gonna have some adventures." "You don't have to do any of this." "Your family took me in and was good to me when they had no cause to be." "Shh." "We'll be fine, you and me." "The Umbers are great warriors." "Even I heard about them growing up." "They'll teach you how to swing a sword." "I know how to swing a sword." "You're leaving now?" "It's the middle of the night." "I learned to walk in darkness." "Say your good-byes, little man." "Keep this one safe." "He means the world to me." "We've been waiting a long time." "Haven't we?" "I don't know, you tell me." "How long does it take to sack a city?" "It was just as you said." "They did not believe until it was too late." "Their slave soldiers threw down their spears and surrendered." "And Daario Naharis?" "The city is yours, my queen." "They're good, aren't they?" "They ought to be because they cost enough." "Look at the crowd there." "He complained about this marriage the entire ride from Riverrun, and now look at him." "The gods love to reward a fool." " Uncle." " What?" "He's my nephew." "I love him." "And he's a damned fool." "Don't you drink, Lord Bolton?" "Never do, my lady." "Dulls the senses." "That's the point." "Didn't you marry one of these Frey girls?" "Aye." "Lord Walder let me choose any of his granddaughters and promised me the girl's weight in silver as a dowry." "So I have a fat young bride." "I hope she makes you very happy." "Well, she's made me very rich." "Pardon, my lord, my lady." "I need to find a tree to piss on." "My mother's alone with Roose Bolton." "I should rescue her." "Your mother is less in need of rescue than any woman I've ever met." "Be kind." "She's finally starting to like you." "And I like her." "But if she had her way, I would be back in Volantis playing my harp and you would be sitting over there eating blackberries out of Roslin Frey's hand." "Perhaps I've made a terrible mistake." "Striking your king is an act of treason." "No, don't." "Don't insult them." "Your Grace." "The septon has prayed his prayers, some words were said, and Lord Edmure has wrapped my daughter in a cloak." "But they are not yet man and wife." "A sword needs a sheath." "And a wedding needs a bedding." "What does my sire say?" "To bed!" "To bed!" "To bed!" "If you think the time is right, Lord Walder, by all means, let us bed them." "To bed!" "To bed!" "To bed!" "Go on!" "Oh!" "Careful now, ladies." "Once you set that monster free, there's no caging him again." "To bed!" "To bed!" "To bed!" "Poor girl." "Every bride suffers the same." "I'm sure you endured yours with grace." "Oh, Ned forbade it." "He said it wouldn't be right if he broke a man's jaw on our wedding night." "That is a very strange custom." "I suppose it does seem strange from a foreigner's perspective." "It seems normal to you?" "It's a tradition." "Without the bedding ceremony, there's no real proof the lord and lady consummated their marriage." "But there are other ways of providing proof." "Boy or girl?" "I don't know." "But if it's a boy, I know what we should name him." "Oh, do you?" "It seems to me the father should have some say in his son's naming." "Eddard." "Don't you want to teach little Ned Stark how to ride horses?" "I do." "Go on, line 'em up!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Where are you going?" "Got salt pork for the feast." "The feast is over." "Doesn't sound like it's over." "If I tell you it's over, it's over." "Turn this cart around and get the hell out of here." "Got pig's feet, too." "Are you soft in the head?" "Turn this cart around." "Your Grace." "I feel I've been remiss in my duties." "I've given you meat and wine and music, but I haven't shown you the hospitality you deserve." "My king has married and I owe my new queen a wedding gift." "Robb!" "You ready to head home to Winterfell, right?" "Feast over yet, is it?" "Aye, it's over." "Follow him." "Aim!" "It's too late." "The King in the North arises." "Lord Walder!" "Lord Walder, enough!" "Let it end!" "Please." "He is my son." "My first son." "Let him go and I swear that we will forget this." "I swear it by the old gods and new." "We will take no vengeance." "You already swore me one oath right here in my castle." "You swore by all the gods your son would marry my daughter!" "Take me for a hostage, but let Robb go." "Robb, get up." "Get up and walk out." "Please!" "Please!" "And why would I let him do that?" "On my honor as a Tully, on my honor as a Stark, let him go or I will cut your wife's throat." "I'll find another." "Mother." "The Lannisters send their regards."
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"Cosima:" "I was, like, way above, and then I came back." "Delphine:" "Her name is Krystal Goderitch." "We intercepted them as they were forcing her into the trunk of a car." "You're sterilizing women." "Sarah:" "You've done something to me!" "Paul:" "You gave her the Castor pathogen, didn't you?" "You're somehow able to fight it off." "It's a weapon." "Coady:" "The science in this room could rewrite the very nature of humankind." "Run!" "A vote for Alison Hendrix is a vote for change." " Alison:" "Jason kissed me?" " Cosima:" "Yeah, he just came out of nowhere and did it." "Connie:" "I signed." "Bubbles is yours." "My father..." "Our secret I..." "language." "I have a pretty serious health issue." "Shay:" "Oh, my god." "Oh, sh..." " Scott:" "What does it say?" " I'll only tell Sarah." "Krystal:" "So this guy, he had, like, a wicked scar, which I was into, for some reason." "It was kind of dark and mysterious and my relationship with Hector was open, so," "I thought, whatever, like, this guy's hot." "Nobody dies." "I was, like, so wrong." "That's terrible." "Yeah, I know." "Anyway, so, we get to the room, and then suddenly I realize there's another guy in the room who looks identical to him." "Like, identical." "An identical twin." "[Chuckles]" "I know, right?" "Twins are so creepy." " Mm." " Yeah!" "They are, right?" "So, anyway, if hotel security hadn't shown up, I would have been thrown in the back of a van." "Like, legitimately." "But they didn't have to kill Hector, you know?" "Anyway." "So you're a doctor?" "Yes, I have a..." " Wow." " Family practice, yeah." "Oh, wow!" "I really relate to that, you know?" "Just the healing arts." "I feel like what I do is quite healing." "I don't know if you feel that way, you know?" "Yeah." "But that's just my gift, and I just feel like, you know, in spite of everything, as hard as it is losing Hector, you can't crush the human spirit." "♪ But it's always been you ♪" "Gracias." "Twins." "Blonde and brunette." "They come through here?" "No hablo inglès." "Hermanas, and yeah, you do." "I don't remember any sisters." "To Castor." "Decades of work incinerated in half a second." "You're lucky to be alive, Doctor." "Without the original genome, the few boys I have left will be dead within a year." "Two if we're lucky." "Where's Rudy?" "In the field." "Why?" "I have a source." "Inside Leda." "But I need something from you." "Inside Leda?" "How the hell did you manage that?" "Castor and Leda." "I've been feeling this for a while." "It's not just two factions, is it?" "Who's in charge, David?" "Keep your boys alive, Doctor, and we can all get what we want." "Nealon:" "You satisfied?" "Yes." "In fact, it's the... the best manicure I've ever had." "And she's rationalized her brush with Castor." "Krystal Goderitch is... still naive." "Very." "Not one to pierce the veil, is she?" "No." "And where are you with her new monitor?" "Uh, there are three candidates vying." "We'll see which one she picks." "Good." "You and I have a... problem closer to home." "How's Rachel progressing?" "Well, her mobility is not looking good, but her aphasia's improving, and she still has value." "Does she?" "All I know is that she's a liability." "We can't keep her around indefinitely." "I'm fine, Sarah." "It was scary and gross, yes, but not a major episode." "[Sigh] I'm just worried about you." "I am not the patient here, okay?" "You're the one who's been through hell." "Well, coady seemed to know that I was gonna beat that pathogen." "Maybe she suspected that you were functionally immune." "It's a... it's a prion disease, like mad cow, a twisted protein that misfolds other proteins, but y... you don't have the protein that it corrupts." "So use me, then." "As... as treatment for your relapse." "Well, that's not... that's not really how it works." "And anyway, it's not a relapse, okay?" "It's... it's a trend, it's totally... plottable and expected." "Delphine has teams that are working on gene therapy." "We'll know something soon." "Where are you?" "Oh, a... friend's." "Oh?" "Seriously?" "Who?" "Do I have to answer to you, as well?" "No, of course not." "Is it good?" "Yes." "Yeah, it's what I need right now." "Hey, what about you?" "Let's talk about what you need." "I need a way forward." "I feel like we've been on our back foot against everybody, and I'm sick of it." "And I keep thinking..." "What?" "I keep thinking about Beth." "Finishing what she started." "Yeah." "It's a lot." "I think about her, too." "I just can't lose another one of us." "Hey!" "Hey, look at me." "You haven't lost anyone yet." "I gotta go." "Um, but if you do want a way forward, Sarah, just call Scott." "We've been holding back something really big." "Okay?" "Bye." " Hey." " Hi." "Donnie:" "We're not taking in Helena, too, all right?" "We already hired the Amish girl." "She's prolethean, and she and Helena are a package deal." "Helena just got out of a rendition prison, Donnie." "We need to play our part." "Alison?" "She's crazy-pants." "Yeah, but she's good with kids." "She just needs a bit of socializing and to be taught a couple of life skills." "You could say that again." "Gemma:" "Do you like pink or purple, Helena?" "[Sniffs]" "This one is very soft, pleminnytsya." "What's that thing?" "This?" "This is a secret." "These are my babies." "I kept them at Uncle Felix's to keep them safe." "You're silly." "[Laughs]" "[Laughing]" "Why doesn't anyone listen to me?" " What?" " We are selling soap with Helena." "She's going to help us make it." "That is it." "That doesn't answer my question, Alison." "Why nobody listens to you?" "No... no." "Why doesn't the psycho go live with one of her other sisters?" "Because it's your turn, and if you don't do it, then I'm going to tell everyone that you're awash in pills and you're in bed with the Portuguese mob." "Alison:" "There's no need to blackmail, Felix." "Yes!" "Yes, blackmail!" " I'm not onboard with assassin boarders." " Gemma:" "Mom!" "Thank you, Sestra Alison." "Oh!" "Such beautiful clothes." "See?" "She fits right in." "Looks good, doesn't she, Donnie?" "Uh..." "Yeah." "One more time." "In..." "[Coughing]" "Sorry." "Corpse pose." "Hmm." "Hey." "You know anything about near-death experiences?" "Why, have you had one?" "I had something." "Well, I have a theory." "Before we leave this life, we... see what we love." "I mean, like, pit of the soul," ""can't live without it" love." "And if it's strong enough... sometimes we find our way back." "Are you done corpsing out?" "'Cause you're already late for work." "[Laughs]" "Give you a ride in the bug." "I should show you the secret lab." "Can I meet the genetic mutants?" "Yeah, but you won't survive it." " Oh, no!" " Hmm." "Sarah:" "Well, he gave that to Kira." "Whatever it says, Duncan wanted us to have it." "And only Rachel can read it?" "And she won't, until she talks to you." "[Sighs] She talks now, does she?" "Delphine doesn't know anything about this?" "Cosima doesn't trust her, but I don't know." "It's all drama with those two." "Maybe we should trust her." "No, no, no, no." "She might give it to Topside." "If this is Duncan's key to everything, to your synthetic sequences or whatever, then they could use it to restart the human cloning, right?" "So we need to know what it says, and then we can decide." "[Sighs]" "Which means I have to talk to bloody Rachel." "You're improving." "How unfortunate." "Yeah, she's already got a house goat and milking stool." "I didn't mean that." "I'm a threat... to her." "And how did you deal with threats," "Rachel, when you were in my position?" "Rachel:" "Ready." "[Sighs] Looking good, Rachel." "New... accessories." "What... what's this book say, then?" "My... my book." "Siobhan:" "But your father didn't leave it for you, did he?" "He killed himself instead and left it for Kira." "So we would cooperate." "Scott:" "She thinks Delphine is going to eliminate her." "I translate..." "Book." "My... my book, and you..." "Take me out of here." "She wants a quiet life... in Taiwan." "You can't disappear twice, can you?" "Dead women don't pass customs." "Krystal Goderitch." "Scott:" "Who's that?" "[Sighs]" "She's Leda, isn't she, Rachel?" "The one that Castor was after." "Rachel:" "Yes." "Her monitor is..." "Dead?" "Get me I.D." "Sorry, you want me to steal Krystal's identity and get you out of Dyad?" "Yes." "How do I know you can even read that book?" "She's translated the page I gave her." "What's it say, then?" "Are we in it?" "No, it's a..." "Nursery rhyme?" ""In London town we all fell down"..." "And Castor woke from slumber." "Castor." "We need to know what's inside that book." "That's the end of it." "Hello." "Oh, hello, luv." "Will you, um, grab your things and we'll head over to the Hendrix's?" "All right?" "You want to free Rachel over a nursery rhyme, coded in "Dr. Moreau," about Castor." "That's one page of it, S." "There's gotta be something about us in there, and it could save Cosima." "Or Duncan could be off his rocker, or Rachel could be full of shite." "There's only one way to know." "Felix:" "Scott says he and Cosima can get Rachel out of Dyad." "How?" "Something to do with his gaming group." "I don't know, it's..." "Sarah:" "Okay, good, so Krystal is 350 kilometers away." "We leave right now and we can be back by tonight." "Whoa!" "Did I just get seconded into this shit?" "Siobhan:" "If you spring Rachel from Dyad, you will destroy this alliance with Delphine." "She's the only person standing between you and Topside." "I don't give a shit if Delphine's pissed off." "We'll know what it says, and she'll have to work with us." "Right?" "Give him the keys." "The book might only be about Castor." "Why bring it into play?" "The Castor boys are mayflies." "I'm not gonna sit on my hands and wait for them to die, S." "Gracie:" "Is Mark a mayfly, too?" "Sorry, Gracie." "But for what it's worth, he was different from the rest of them." "Siobhan:" "I'll, um..." "I'll walk you to the bus, luv." "Felix:" "If we're gonna go road tripping to steal some poor clone's identity, then I've only got one demand." "I get to choose the music." "Cosima:" "Chill zone, over here." "Um, protein modelling server over there, as I'm sure you're aware." "Uh, fumigation hood, for..." "A little of that." " Oh, and Scott." " Hi." "Hi, Scott." "He... he loves lesbians." "Shay:" "Oh, he does?" "Well, I... can I sequence your genome?" "Uh... thank you." "Um, but I draw the line at sharing that information with a corporation." "Smart." "Seriously, right?" "Scott:" "You got my text?" "Yeah." "And if Sarah's ready, then I'm ready." "Dude, you rock "Rune Wars"?" "I play this game with my brothers all the time." " Really?" " Yeah." "Cosima shreds at it." "I've got a gaming group." "Bit of a sausage-fest, but maybe you'd like to..." "Oh, wow. "Dr. Moreau."" "I love this book." "Sorry, um..." "Scott's really anal about his stuff." " Okay, sorry." " Sorry." "Delphine:" "Hello again, Shay." "I got her a visitor's pass, so..." "Cosima was just showing me around." "It's fine." "Um..." "But I need to speak with you." "Okay." " I'll go, babe." " No, no no no." "No." "Stay." "You don't have to go." "It's all good." "All right, then." "This is about the sequencing issue we have with the European trials." "Okay, yeah." "It's..." "Work stuff, sorry." " Work, work, work." " [Laughs]" "Scott:" "I'll show her out." "You know, my security concerns, they're not jealousy." "I'm French." "We enjoy lovers." "Wow, okay." "Look, can we just put our minds together like we used to and leave the crazy science out of it?" " Sure." " Good." "Because... this isn't good news." "Donnie:" "It can get pretty thick, so you really gotta put your back into it." "Sestra Alison has good taste." " Yeah, well, she's very crafty." " In men." "What?" "Huh?" "You have meat on your bones." "You are strong like baby ox." "This I like." "It's not usually this thick when Ali does it." "[Ukrainian accent] So maybe we need two baby ox." "[Laughing]" "You are funny man, Donnie Hendrix." "That's very kind of you." "[Laughing]" "Why don't you try?" "Okay?" "Be very careful, it's hot." "[Laughing]" "I gotta talk to my wife." ""Two babies."" "[Helena laughing]" "Alison, we need to finish talking about this." "I've..." "You made me lose my place." "What?" "Helena's fine." "It's not..." "Helena." "Jason Kellerman kissed you." "Donnie, he kissed Cosima." "He thought it was you." "It wasn't me!" "He thought it was, and maybe you would have kissed him back." "Donnie, this is..." "I'll talk to him." "I'll talk to him!" "I'll clear this up so that he's no longer under whatever misconception he's laboring under." "Gracie:" "Have a nice day." "Look who's here!" "Donnie:" "Hi." "Hi!" "Are you ready for your first big day?" "Yes." "Thank you, Mrs. Hendrix." "[Helena humming]" "Hello, Helena." "Gracie." "It's nice to see you." "You look so different." "So do you." "Helena, I'm..." "I'm sorry I lost our baby." "It's not your fault." "You will be auntie to my baby, yes?" "I would like that." "Thank you." "Felix:" "Just think, Sarah." "Had you finished high school, that could have been you." "So this is simple identity theft, yeah?" "We need to get her I.D. and her accounts to Rachel, so just get her wallet." "And S will make a passport if it's not there." "Yes, got it." "Can you hear me?" " [Squeal]" " Shit!" "Yes." "Holy..." "Good." "Um, you know how to get her passcodes, yeah?" "You're not the only hustler in the family." "I promise you, she'll never pick me out of a line up." "Make sure she stays naive." "Felix?" "We don't need anyone else in Clone Club, and she doesn't need this shit." "Here we go." "This is what happens when you hang out with a guy... that's my problem, that's what I'm not doing." "Oh, hello." "[American accent] Hi, there." " Hey." " How you doing?" " Good, you?" " Good." "I got an appointment with Krystal." "Hear she does a mean mani-pedi." "A man who cares for his extremities." "That's hot." "[Laughs]" "Come." "Yeah." "Scott:" "Denise?" "Denise baby?" "I'm home." "[Cat meows]" "[Cat meows]" "Rudy:" "Hello, Scott." "Do you know who I am?" "You're..." "Castor." "You have a very extensive Sci-Fi collection, Scott." "Thank you." "You think I could, uh, borrow a good book?" "[Meows]" "Please." "Denise has feline asthma." "Oh." "Well, I was going to call on your friend Cosima, but I hear she's not doing well either." "Do you think I'd like..." "Asimov?" "Probably." "It's classic." "A little too heady." "Is that what you're telling me?" "No." "Go ahead, take it." "Take the "Foundation" trilogy." "Well, there is, um, one title in particular that I'm interested in." "A very special edition of H.G. Wells." ""The Island of Dr. Moreau."" "Krystal:" "I couldn't even." "I still can't." "You know, identical twin abductors?" "How freaky is that?" "Poor Hector." "And I saw the guy with the scar stab the hotel security guard in the throat!" "Krystal." "I'm sorry." "I, like..." "I have nobody left to talk to, so I just kind of..." "[Clears throat] talk to everybody." "Yeah." "Is that okay?" "Yeah, I'm a good listener." "Yeah, I can tell." "It's just been very, like, damaging for my psyche." " Mm-hmm." " My biggest fears are literally twins and clowns." "Clones?" "Clones?" "Clowns." "Clow... clowns." "Yeah." "No, clones are worse." "Twins." "Twins, way worse." "Totally." "Terrifying." " [Laughs]" " Hey, steady on, Fee." "Uh..." " So what do you paint?" " What?" "I can see flecks under your nails, so... it's a dead giveaway." "Uh, houses." "Oh." "I'm pretty good with my tools." "I bet you are." "Wow, Fee, you don't have to shag her, just get her info." "Hey, um, have you even played this game?" "It's called what's your porn name." "No, but can it be anything, like, bitch mistress of Cumalot?" " No." " No?" "It's your first pet's name, plus your mom's maiden name." "Oh, okay." "Um..." "Muffins Slowikowski." "Nice. [Laughs]" " It's good?" " Yeah, that's pretty sexy." "It's dirty." "It's dirty 'cause it's not, you know?" "Sure." "Sarah:" "All right, try to get a school name or something." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "You sure?" "I don't know, do you ever, like... do you ever just feel like... something's not right?" "Like..." "I'm not super-smart, but I'm not super-stupid, either." "What do you mean?" "Like, my boyfriends are on a two year rotation." "Like, before Hector, there was Craig." "Like two years to the day, he leaves for Alaska." "And, like, why do hotel security guards have submachine guns?" "Like, why did the cops just drop the whole thing so quickly?" "I just feel like I'm missing something really big." "Listen, honey..." "Felix, don't." "I have to." "No, no you don't!" "You have to what?" " I have to..." " Fee." "Don't tell her." "I have to use the restroom." " Oh!" " I'm gonna be..." "I'll be right back." "Okay, and keep..." " Hands up." " Yeah!" "Dude, just get her wallet and get out." "Felix: [Normal voice] I hate this, Sarah." "I think I'm in the staff room." "Mm-hmm." "Got a couple of lockers." "[Laughs] Of course." "What, did you find something?" "Far too much, actually." "Hello, Miss Goderitch." "Shit." "Sarah:" "What?" "Sarah, she's... more than suspicious." "She's investigating this shit." "She's starting to piece it together." "Just get out of there." "Get her wallet and leave." "That's enough of this." "Excuse me." "You don't belong here." "[American accent] Yeah, couldn't agree more." "I thought it was the loo." "Thanks." "Hey." "Ready for your pedi?" "Krystal, I am so sorry." "I've gotta bolt." "I, uh..." "I just forget that I've..." "Oh, my god." "Okay, I talked too much." " No!" "No no no no no." " No, I did, I did." "I just... everything's kind of on the front of my brain right now, and I just like used to trust people and now I feel like I have to be paranoid all the time." "Oh, Krystal..." "[Normal voice] Bloody hell." "Look, darling, there's only one thing you need to know." "What happened to your voice?" "Nothing." "This is my truth voice." "Oh." "The only thing that you need to know is that you are one of a kind." "You're a survivor, Krystal." "And you're not alone." "That is the most completely beautiful thing anyone's ever said to me in, like, ever." "Now I have to go." "Take care." "Thank you." "Great." "I feel like shit." "We just stole this girl's identity for bloody Rachel." "I know, I'm trying not to think about it." "You know, she's a lot smarter than you think she is." "She suspects something." "She suspects something big." "Yeah." "Not being able to put your finger on it." "I know that feeling." "Well, let's just get the hell out of here before we make it worse, okay?" "Yeah, good idea." "[Engine starts]" "Delphine:" "The European team, cutting-edge gene therapists." "But Duncan only gave us one synthetic sequence to work with, so..." "So they failed." "She... she died." "Yeah." "It's no surprise, and so we have no idea how any of his sequences interact." "[Clicks tongue]" "Unfortunately for..." ""Identity redacted."" "Um... she's Polish." "That's all I can tell you." "Cosima, within the next month, you're going to need another stem cell treatment from Kira." "I'm not doing that to her again." "I'm not gonna keep harvesting her." "Okay." "Then let's... let's think." "How are we going to unlock and identify the rest of the synthetic sequences?" "[Mobile buzzing]" "Hello?" "Sc..." "Scott, I can't... slow down." "What is it?" "What book?" "Jason:" "I'm proud of you, Ali." "I mean, you took this place and made it yours." "Well, it's essentially the same, but..." "But that's not why you asked me here." "No." "No." "I thought we should talk about the campaign mixer and... you know..." "You know?" "No, I don't." "The kiss." "The kiss." "You want to talk about the kiss?" "Yes." "Yes." "Or we could just kiss." "No, no, Jason, no." "You need to stop this." " I'm married." " I know." "Hey, marriage is complicated." "I'm safe." "No one needs to know." "No, no." "This is a business relationship." "If this has become something else in your head... maybe you're grasping at something you never had." "I did, though, didn't I?" "You need to go." "You need to go." "Okay, Ali." "But the reality now is that we're all in bed together, and I know you felt something." "Delphine:" "A code from Duncan... which could be the key to everything." "I'm sorry I called her." "It was Castor." "I panicked." "No, it's okay." "It's okay." "He had your cat, it's okay." "Oh, it's far from okay." "Now Castor has this code because you didn't trust what I would do with it?" "Did you make a copy of the book?" "No." "I... no." "We thought it would be safer not to." "Then who else knew about the book?" "Because Castor knew exactly what they were looking for." "Rachel can read it." "What kind of monster threatens a man's cat?" "More importantly, who is the rat that told Castor about the book?" "All I know is Cosima told us to sit tight." "Yeah, but what for?" "Why?" "[Knock on door]" "Hey." "Painmaker." "Rune Wars?" "Scott's board game buddy." "He said to give you this." "[Sighs]" "Thanks." "Of course we made a copy." "We're not complete idiots." "Sarah:" "Cosima, are you sure you want to go through with this?" "Delphine may never forgive you." "I think it's a little late for that." "I will keep her busy." "You get ready to take care of Rachel." "All:" "Bloody Rachel." "Sarah, you said you wanted to move forward, right?" "Well, if this book identifies the rest of" "Duncan's synthetic sequences, then... then we hold the key to..." "to my cure, to cloning humans." "Us, not them." "Your call, luv." "Delphine:" "You showed her one page of the book, which mentions Castor, and then all of a sudden," "Rudy shows up?" "Delphine:" "You tipped them off, didn't you?" "How?" "She doesn't even have the Internet." "You have nothing to lose." "You'd sell your sisters off to Castor out of spite." "I should have let you die." " [Mobile buzzes] - [Gasps]" "It's Cosima." "She wants to talk." "Come on." "Agricola, Scott?" "Scott:" "Uh..." "It's therapy?" "Just one hour, and I want you back in the lab." "Dude." "You rule." "It's like your game life has overtaken your real life." "Uh, I think it's more the other way around." "Rachel, Hell-Wizard." "Hell-Wizard, Rachel." "Hell-Wizard:" "Hey." "I shut down four cameras, which is so cool." "Just make sure you stick to the security route." "Thanks." "Um..." "Can you... can we go faster?" "This is top speed." "Right." "There's a handi-van on P6, public parking near the smoker zone." "It's gassed up and good to go." "Do it." "[Mobile dings]" "You're resigning?" "Effective immediately." "[Sighs]" "[Whispering] Alison." "Alison?" "Donnie!" "Hey." "Hey, Alison texted me to meet her here." "Yeah." "That was me." "Oh." " I get it." " No, you don't, because you thought my wife would skip out and meet you in the stockroom." "Just like old times." "These aren't old times." "These are my times." "Your times?" "You mean "Donnie takes her last name" times?" "I got the ring, Kellerman." "I don't care what you got." "You work for me now, you understand?" "If I want your wife, I'll just take her." "Did you just girl-slap me?" "You want a slap?" "You want a slap fight?" "How's that, slap?" "How's that, slapper?" "You like that, you boat shoe, chino-wearing bitch?" "I may be a bitch, but I'm Alison's bitch." "And you're just a stupid dropout." "Shit." "Delphine:" "You don't quit us." "In here, you have access, you have control." "Out there, what, you're... just another subject, but worse." "What could be worse than this?" "You're self-aware." "Any person, any face, any love, anyone could be a spy." "Is that a threat?" "Look." "I'm talking about Shay." "Oh, my god, this doesn't have anything to do with Shay." "Maybe." "But how are you gonna know without me?" "Delphine, if you're not gonna be with me, if you're not going to switch sides, let me go." "Scott:" "Careful, she's delicate." "Felix:" "Yeah, delicate like a spider's web, aren't you, Rachel?" "Siobhan:" "Well done, Scott." "Will you look who's back." "Hello, Sarah." "Sarah:" "Krystal Goderitch." "Felix:" "Nice girl." "Worth ten of you." "Sarah:" "Yeah, so you better make this worth it," "Rachel." "You're gonna translate that, cover to cover, or else we send you back to Delphine." "Thank you." "The day you left for Frankfurt, I almost died." "I had... some kind of near-death experience." "And it was so easy." "I could have just slipped away." "But then I had a vision of you." "I came back for you." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Because you don't believe stuff like that." "Because we have to move on." "Come here." "Come here." "I'm sorry." "You should have trusted me." ""In London town, we all fell down,"" "and Castor woke from slumber." "Find the first, the beast, the cursed." ""The original has a number."" "The original?" "What's that, the Castor Original?" "Maybe." "H-4-6 2-3-9?" "What's that?" "Felix:" "Oh, shit!" " Sarah, the code." " Shit." "Nealon:" "Not wise, Mrs. Sadler." "It's quite the sight you two make." "Thank you, Rachel." "You... filthy..." "I'm sorry to raise any false hopes, but Delphine knew you had a copy." "M... m... my book... m... my father..." "Nealon:" "Rachel." "Rachel!" "She's having some sort of seizure." "Call a medical team." "Nealon?" "You assured me she could handle them moving her." "I'm sorry, I thought she could." "Here's the copy." "It's no use without her." "She's the only one who can read it!" "Please, I have to get her to surgery." "Should have made two copies." "Yeah." "Amateur hour." "Delphine was onto us the whole time." "Nealon:" "The stress was too much for her." "She suffered an acute intra-cranial bleed." "I've induced a coma to control the swelling, but... she may never recover." "My apologies." "Get back to your patient." "We couldn't give you the book because if Topside had gotten ahold of it..." "Topside?" "Scott lost the book because someone close to you tipped Castor off." "It would have been safer with me." "Where's the copy?" "Secure, and absolutely useless." "You just cost us the one person who could translate it." "Your resignation is accepted." "And so is yours." " But I did..." " You might need this when you're out in the cold." "_" "Security will see you out." "Felix:" "In London town, we all fell down, and Castor woke from slumber." "Well, it's not quite Chaucer, is it?" "London." " What do you mean?" " Well, the bit Rachel translated, it points to London." "It's our best lead." "It's our... [Chuckles] only lead." "To the Castor Original?" "If they find him, then they'll never stop." "We need to get to him first." " Yeah." " Bloody hell." "Are we going home?" "[Mobile rings]" "Hello." "Rachel:" "Dr. Nealon." "Nealon:" "Rachel." "I trust you had a... pleasant journey abroad?" "You did well." "Dr. Cormier has no idea you're gone." "Neither does Sarah." "You played them perfectly." "Takecareof ..." "Krystal." "Oh, she's in good hands, as are you." "You'll wake up with a perfectly matched prosthetic eye." "You'll be your old self in the mirror again." "Doctor:" "Es ist zeit anzufangen, Ms. Goderitch." "Rachel:" "Danke, Doctor." "[British accent] Thank you, Allen." "She's in your hands now, ma'am." "[Air hissing]" "Siobhan:" "When we find the Castor Original, there's only one way this can go." "I'm going to kill him." "Siobhan: ♪ Are we gonna get rough?" "♪" "How much time do I have?" "♪ Are we gonna stay on the floor?" "♪" "Now you come to me because now you believe your girlfriend is a mole for Castor." " Ferdinand." " Good afternoon." "♪ Are we gonna stay on the floor?" "♪" "Helena, what did you do?"
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"America first fell in love with Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison in the box-office smash Autumn with Greg and Peg." "They had the most celebrated marriage in Hollywood." "who could forget how they hit one out of the park in Requiem for an Outfielder?" "You can't die, Mike." "You can't." "Because I love you." "Justice never tasted so sweet as in The Bench." "I didn't do it. I'm innocent." "Why won't anyone believe me?" "l object!" "You're out of order!" "No, you're out of order!" "I object to the way my client has been treated." "I object that I've let my professional judgment become clouded by my feelings for her." "I object to the way the room spins when she walks in." "I object, Your Honor, because I love this woman." "Theirlove opened our eyes in Sasha and the Optometrist." "Read from the top line, Sasha." ""l L-O-V-E Y-O--"" "Oh." "You." "Dr. Martin!" "Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison:" "America's sweethearts." "God, they were great." "Made my job cake." "I did the press for all nine movies." "Six did over $1 00 million." "They were on top of the world." "Then she blew it by dating that Spaniard." "Did you cut this?" "No, Chad in marketing" "Always take credit." "That is survival rule number one." "Okay, I did it on my Mac." "Rule number two:" "Don't take credit until someone says they like it." "It's not bad." "I hope this isn't too awkward for you." "I'll never fill your shoes." "I know." "Kingman's in the screening room." "He wants you to see something right away." "Please remind Mr. Kingman that he fired me last week." "And then invite him to kiss my undercarriage." "You'll want to see this, Lee." "Hello, Dave." "Lee." "Thanks for coming." "Why am I here?" "I'm just confused." "You did fire me last week, so why am I here?" "To see the new Weidmann film." "Really?" "Eddie and Gwen's last movie." "You've seen it?" "All of it?" "How is it?" "Would you roll that, please?" "Be the first to see what only I have seen." "As a friend." "Something wrong?" "Did the film break?" "The film is fine." "At least, I think it's fine." "Wherever it is." "I spent 86 million dollars of the studio's money on 20 seconds of titles." "That's all he sent." "The titles!" "And a note." ""Dave, we could also do these in blue."" "We had to make a Weidmann film!" "He has three Oscars." "He's a genius." "There's only one genius in the business:" "Señor Wences!" "Lipstick, hair and his hand!" "He had an 85-year career!" "Do you remember?" "Huh?" ""All right?" Don't talk to me about genius." "Remember the nut in the woods?" "Ted Kaczynski." "The guy at Fox?" "The Unabomber." "Remember he lived in that cabin?" "So?" "Hal Weidmann bought that cabin from the government and moved it onto his property." "That is where he edits his movies." "That is his little, twisted sicko office." "It's him." "On the phone." "Who?" "Hal." "I'll kill him!" "That sick son-of-a-bitch bastard." "Put him on the speaker." "Hi, Hal." "How are you, darling?" "You're in my thoughts." "I want to send you a basket." "How's the film?" "Finding its way." "Could it find its way here?" "We have a few things to do, like finish it." "It's finished, Dave." "Great." "How is it?" "My mother thinks it's my best work." "Can I speak with her?" "No, Dave." "Can someone pick it up?" "No, Dave." "You haven't commented on the titles." "l love them. I have no notes." "When's the press junket?" "Weekend of the 21 st." "Why?" "I want the press to see it first." "we'll experience it together at thejunket." "I'm the head of the studio. I don't experience things with the press." "l'm hanging up now." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Give me that." "Hello?" "God damn it!" "We can't see it before the press!" "At the junket?" "At the junket!" "Lee, you have got to do this junket for me." "Set up a junket for a film you're not sure you'll have?" "Yes." "No!" "Don't make me beg." "You already are." "Lee, please." "Please, come on." "Lee?" "Danny can handle it." "No." "Danny cannot handle it." "It's his first junket." "I need the master." "You're a legend at working the press." "l want to stay a living legend." "lf not for me, do it for my father." "You worked together a long time." "You bonded." "He was psychotic." "You spoke at his funeral." "l loved him." "You, I can't stand." "Do this for me." "Please." "The studio's going under!" "No hit in two years!" "It may be the last Eddie and Gwen movie, and I can't get my hands on it!" "What do you want?" "I'll tell you what I want." "If people think Eddie and Gwen are reunited, they'll see the film." "Make it happen." "That'll be easy." "Make it look like it could happen." "She has a restraining order against him." "He's in some mountaintop nut hut." "l don't care!" "I need Eddie and Gwen back together again, smiling and happy!" "We can sell it." "And the Spaniard?" "Unless I get a script called I Schtupped Castro, I don't know." "So what do you want?" "l want the golf cart." "No, it was a gift from Arnold." "l'm kidding." "l can have anything?" "Yeah." "Within reason." "I want my job back." "Don't do this" "Have a good junket." "Keep me posted." "All right." "Yes." "You get them back together, you can have your job." "Where are we booked?" "Four Seasons." "No." "Book us in the middle of nowhere, where they can't escape." "We need a hotel like the one in The Shining." "The new Hyatt in Nevada?" "It's in the desert." "Book it." "We have to keep the press entertained." "Let the press think it's about them, not the movie." "Give them a lot to do:" "parties, hayrides, circle jerks." "Help them forget they haven't seen the movie." "What about gifts?" "The movie's about a cop traveling in time, so I did a gun." "You're giving press members a gun?" "lt's not real" "We'll do a bag." "Call the bag man." "Diamond earrings, money clips, chocolate truffles, perfume." "I don't want this to be awkward for you, but I've got work to do." "How will you get Eddie and Gwen there?" "l know somebody." "I love you. I'd do anything for you." "You're just asking an awful lot." "A junket with Eddie isn't Gwen's priority." "Take the lilies out." "Yes. I understand." "Excuse me." "Could you please put that out?" "Gwen would love this." "l can't take unsolicited material." "Just warning you it'll be a bit of a fight. I'll do what I can." "God help us." "When we come back from the break, you know the scenario." "l've been here before." "Look right at that camera." "Talk right to the caller." "Right down the tube." "Okay, five seconds." "Let's go to the calls on Larry King Live." "You're on the air with Gwen Harrison." "Hi, Larry." "Gwen, hi. I used to be a big fan but I'm sorry, I can't get over what happened with you and Eddie." "l can't sleep at night." "How can you?" "Well...." "You sleep next to a very handsome young Spanish gentleman, don't you?" "Let's go to our next call." "Rock Island, Illinois, hello." "Gwen, I saw yourlatest movie." "Thank you." "l couldn't sit through it." "without Eddie, it's not the same." "This has to be hard." "Your last two movies without Eddie tanked at the box office." "They were big in Europe and huge in Japan, actually." "Still, it must be tough." "Two duds in a row lots of intrigue, whispers, talk." "What happens if this one tanks?" "I hate Larry King." "Why did I do his stupid show?" "Just breathe." "l don't want to breathe." ""Your last two movies tanked."" "I wanted to choke him to death with those stupid suspenders." "Everyone hates me." "That's not true." "The lighting was great." "Everybody said you looked great." "Who?" "You looked great." "See?" "Thanks." "As if she really knows." "Water will make you feel better." "I only like the water with the electrolytes." "Larry said you were amazing." "Thank you." "I love Larry." "Let's love him down to the dressing room." "Black or white?" "White." "And those glasses!" "Who wears frames that big anymore?" "He looks like a bug." "I just want this week to be over." "Why can't the world accept that I don't want to be with Eddie?" "I just want to scream at people:" ""Get a life!"" "l want this week to be over. ls it?" "Almost." "Push." "Kiki!" "l'm sorry." "I smell smoke. ls somebody smoking?" "l don't know." "lt's probably Larry." "How many heart attacks has he had?" "Six?" "Maybe seven?" "Can we just go?" "I don't want to be here anymore." "Those are beautiful." "Okay." "I got a call from Lee today." "Who?" "The studio's publicist?" "Remember?" "You got upset when Letterman didn't air your show due to the Gulf War." "He was there with the English toffee." "l remember the toffee." "Great toffee." "We'll get you some when you meet with him to talk about the junket." "Oh, God." "Do I have to?" "Meet with him?" "Yes, you have to." "It's not fair." "All this pressure on me and none on Eddie." "He's probably having a ball." "This letter is a very important part of healing." "Writing your mom gives you the opportunity to thank her or forgive her or ask her why she did what she did." "We don't mail it." "But the act of putting it on paper frees you." "Allows you to let go." "Now, what did you say to your mother?" ""Dear Mom:" "Fuck you."" "Okay." "We'll try the letter some other time." "Are you comfortable speaking about Gwen?" "Think I should?" "There's no "should."" "Think I can?" "What is "can"?" "All right." "There was this place in Chinatown." "Tiny little place." "They wouldn't bother us there." "We'd get wonton soup and crumpled duck and sit there for hours, talking." "She took him there." "She took him to our crumpled duck." "I followed them and I saw him pouring the soup and smiling.... lt was a total accident." "She told the press I tried to kill her." "That's crazy." "She loves to overreact." "We have a saying, Edward." "What is that?" "Bean salad?" "What does that mean?" "I don't know what it means." "It's very old." "I'm making progress." "I feel more secure." "A lot more secure." "Do I seem more secure?" "You look great." "Whatever they're doing, it's working." "Your face has color. I'm in love." "They say two weeks here changes your life." "When are two weeks up?" "Six months ago." "But I'm getting close to something." "l can see that." "Did you watch Larry King last night?" "l was in the isolation tank." "The reason I bring it up is Gwen was on." "She took kind of a beating." "She did, did she?" "You, young lady, are nobody without Eddie!" "Nobody likes you!" "Never go anywhere without Eddie." "You're nothing." "You're nothing!" "Get her out of here now!" "Nothing!" "l'm so sorry, Larry." "I guess she got what she deserved." "Why are you here?" "Kiss Gandhi goodbye, and let's get ready for the junket." "l'm not going!" "I'm not ready." "The studio and the movie need you." "I don't care about the movie." "How is it?" "Good?" "I've only seen the beginning, but it's fantastic." "Hold it up to your ear, you'll scream "Oscar."" "No, I'm not going." "Gwen'll be there." "You want to see her?" "No. lt's too soon." "lt's a year and a half." "Get it over with." "She fell in love with another guy." "It happens." "Never to me, but if it did, I wouldn't hide like some pussy!" "I'm not a pussy." "I'm still getting treatment." "This is serious stuff." "My wellness guide won't let me just go." "You can go." "You sure?" "You just said I was a flower in a stream, but a branch blocks my way." "You read too much into my words." "Listen to your heart." "l'm the flower. I wanna stay." "You're funny." "We'll miss you." "Don't forget to be grateful." "l'm grateful." "I'm grateful for the sun." "for the stars in the sky-- l'd be grateful if we could go." "Why don't you wait in the car?" "Okay." "I am the flower." "I'm the flower." "He kills me with his humor." "Does he?" "I want to thank you for all your help." "You'll get the car in 1 0 days." "Convertible." "Leather interior, fully loaded." "He'll get through this okay, right?" "Life is a cookie." "I'll take that as a "yes."" "Okay." "All right." "Come on, Eddie!" "All right, buddy." "Ready to go?" "Here we go." "Does Gwen know I'm coming?" "lt was her idea." "Absolutely." "She's really excited." "Not in a million years." "If that demented pig is there, no way." "Eddie was temporarily insane." "Don't stick up for him." "Kiki, look at you." "Hi, Lee." "How are you?" "Good." "You look fabulous." "Thanks." "What did you do?" "is it your hair?" "lt's my hair and a little sun." "She lost 60 pounds." "And I lost a little weight." "I see that." "You look terrific." "Sixty pounds!" "That's a Backstreet Boy." "Right?" "Are you here to talk to me?" "Of course. I'm sorry." "Eddie's not demented." "It was a one-time, forgive-and-forget thing." "He tried to kill me." "Am I the only one who remembers that?" "Attempted murder doesn't get attention anymore?" "He was just so in love with you that he flipped out." "You have this powerful effect on people." "That's true." "You sticking up for him again?" "Whose side am I on?" "Gwen, your dog just swallowed your window-washer." "Puppy." "Your puppy's a raptor." "Prozac time." "Excuse me." "She's on Prozac?" "lf only." "The dog." "Oh, the dog." "That's not a bad thing." "Hey, baby." "Hi, honey." "Here comes your sweaty big man." "You're sweaty." "Who is this?" "I'm Lee, press agent for Time Over Time." "l'm not gonna sweep her off her feet." "No, you're too old." "Hector, honey." "Be good." "l'm sorry." "He's Spanish." "No problem. I was Spanish once myself." "Oh, I need kisses." "Oh, honey." "Oh, there you go." "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "For why is he here now?" "He wants me to go to the junket for the movie." "We could do that." "When?" "We won't take up any of your valuable time." "l'm not invited?" "lt's the studio's decision." "What do I care about the studio?" "I don't give a shit." "I go where Gwen goes." "We're a couple." "We'll go to the junket together." "Studio." "You're so beautiful." "I love you so much. I wanna marry you and make something with our skins." "We're not going." "Eddie'll be there." "We won't go because of him?" "Listen." "We're going to go and I'll personally protect you if that psycho asshole bastard tries to kill you again." "We're not going." "Don't argue with me." "We're going." "Everybody wants me to go, but nobody cares what I want!" "That's not true." "Nobody cares!" "Don't you know the stress I have?" "Everyone hates me." "Everyone wants a piece of me." "My shrink's out of town." "I wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe this year!" "Leave me alone." "Bastards." "Are you pleased with yourself?" "I can't even enjoy my shower now, Mr. Publicist-piece-of-shit." "Gwen is totally nuts." "Cleared the room." "Well done." "Talk to your sister." "At least she pretends to listen to you." "Where is she?" "Grazing." "Nazi bastard." "Just kidding." "You need to go to this junket." "Why not?" "l'm afraid." "Of...?" "That I'll see Eddie and he'll be a mess." "I'll feel guilty." "And I'm tired of feeling guilty." "I know." "I'm always thinking about other people." "I know you are." "I hate being the only one who cares about others." "If they see Eddie down and sad, they'll pity him and blame me." "So what you're worried about is you." "Of course." "Does everyone hate me, Kiki?" "No one hates you." "Yes, they do." "I was in that great store on Melrose." "There was a baby in a stroller looking at me, and he was judging me." "The whole world is judging me for what I did to Eddie." "Look, I'll admit the Miss Adorable image has been called into question." "All the more reason to go." "Smile nice with Eddie for the weekend, win back audience goodwill." "You think it would help?" "l do." "I could give Eddie the divorce papers." "That's a plus." "You sure you're ready to do that?" "l'm sure." "Why are you still questioning me?" "lt's Eddie." "He'd sing "Yellow Submarine" at the top of his lungs to make you laugh and save the mango in his fruit salad for you." "Exactly." "Eddie." "You're just a romantic, Kiki." "You know nothing about married life." "You got me there." "I won't be able to get through this on my own." "Can you help me?" "I'll help you." "These are new pants." "Good dog." "Get the paper." "Come on." "Come on." "Please." "Help." "Don't let me interrupt." "What happened?" "I'm packing her things because we're going to a junket." "Really?" "Great!" "You're a great sister." "l'm a great assistant." "To the left." "These are herbal medications." "Okay." "People wrote I was on Zoloft, but this is holistic." "Sure got a lot." "Watch the road, please." "Bobby?" "He wants you to pull over." "This is Kishtonga root." "Yeah, okay." "Why are we stopping?" "l was told to." "So how you doing?" "Fine." "Why?" "l gotta hand it to you." "If my lady left me for another guy, I'd swallow a gun. I'd get drunk lay on the tracks and wait for a train." "Could we please not talk about that?" "You know something?" "People say I look like you." "Not that we look alike." "But I project you." "I project the essence of you, like a you-ness." "Can you put that partition up?" "Yes, sir." "How you doing?" "How's it going?" "I was just getting a pep talk from my driver." "I'm orchestrating the hotel arrival." "Should you or Gwen pull up first?" "Where did you come from, man?" "Here. I'm riding with Gwen." "Gwen's back there?" "Yes." "So do you want to arrive first or second?" "Second." "Be right back." "He wants to go second." "Let him." "He can go second." "Great." "Wait." "He should go first." "I don't want to look like his opening act. I want to go second." "She wants to go second." "Second it is." "She wants to go second." "Fine." "Let her. I don't care." "From behind, she'll see the knife she stuck in my back." "Thank you." "Okay?" "Second?" "We're set." "Great." "Who cares?" "She doesn't care." "Yes, I do. I'm going first." "l don't care!" "Why is this an issue?" "l'm just trying" "Let's go to the hotel!" "You're second." "l don't care!" "I don't care!" "l don't care!" "You're going second." "You're going second." "l don't care." "Okay, thank you." "That was easy." "Why do we have to go second?" "Drive the car!" "I'm grateful for the sun." "I'm grateful for the moon." "I'm grateful for the cool cool night breeze." "It's a happy night for Eddie and Gwen fans." "A year ago, America's sweethearts went bust in dramatic fashion." "Here they come now." "Hi, Gwen, you look wonderful tonight." "Can I get a shot?" "Look this way!" "That's it." "Gwen, who's a better lover?" "Okay, right this way." "Eddie, here we go." "You look great." "Thank you." "What's it like working with Gwen?" "l can't remember." "That was so good." "That had to feel good." "It was good we went second." "Everybody loved you." "What is this?" "Serenity tea from the Wellness Center." "I don't know what's in it, but it gets me calm and focused." "I can't do this!" "I told you this was a mistake." "She's very close, right?" "In the next room. I feel her." "No, she's in a cottage in the back." "I sensed it." "She's close." "The cottages are way back on the property." "It's so shocking." "You're with somebody." "You think you'll spend your life-- She has a cottage and I get a suite?" "She has an entourage." "Me too!" "You do?" "l'm a schizo. I'm my own entourage." "Let me move you." "No, it's not important." "I'm grateful for this suite and minibar." "The cottages are probably small." "Actually, they're tiny." "Small?" "lt's ridiculous." "Good." "Want to get room service?" "I'll take some herbs, numb out, have a shower and go to bed alone." "You've been great." "What did I do?" "Showed up." "That's enough." "Rest, I don't want you puffy." "Jesus." "Hey, Steve." "What?" "Some guy's whacking it near cottage number 4." "Oh, that's...." "That's disgusting." "I don't want to deal with this now." "Every time I get this shift, there's always some sicko." "I can't catch a break around here." "Sir, I'm sure things are different in L.A but in Nevada, we prosecute public masturbation." "l've been in Las Vegas-- -l was not--!" "We saw you on our cameras." "l was pulling out the prickers!" "I'm trying to put out a fire." "l fell into a cactus." "He fell into a cactus." "That's it." "Unless you usually arrest those who bump into succulents I suggest we call it a night." "We still have to fill out a report" "Listen. I'm not supposed to do this, but...." "l have beautiful bags that are exclusive for the press." "Got girlfriends?" "We have real diamond earrings." "Beautiful, very tasty." "Very delicate." "l saw the bags." "They're nice." "Very nice." "The highest quality." "We don't have to file a report." "Because I didn't do anything, morons!" "Diet pills." "Usually he's like a pussycat." "All right." "All right?" "Okay." "Thank you, guys." "Fellas, one other thing. I need the tape from the security camera just in case something gets out, all right?" "Danny will go with you to get the tape, all right?" "Thank you, fellas." "Appreciate a lot." "Rent-a-cops." "You got me on the edge." "What were you doing there?" "I just wanted to see her again." "I saw her standing by the pool, and she looked so fantastic." "I just miss her." "Don't give me that look." "I know that look. lt means trouble." "Calm down." "Go to your room, go to bed and stay out of trouble." "l wasn't getting in trouble!" "No, no." "Just whacking off on a cactus." "l wasn't!" "It looks as ifEddie Thomas may change his name to "Peeping" afteran incident at the Hyatt." "This tape clearly shows Thomas in the words of one hotel guard, "doing himselfa big favor" outside his estranged wife's cottage." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "Thomas is in town fora pressjunket for the new Eddie and Gwen movie." "Sources say this latest incident is not surprising given Thomas' delicate mental state since his split with Gwen." "Know what the movie's about?" "By the looks ofit we're looking at a remake ofCool Hand Luke." "It was on the news!" "He was outside doing something not good!" "Gwen, everybody does it." "I know everyone does it." "That's not the point." "What is going on?" "is he trying to kill me again?" "With the weapon he had in hand, I doubt it." "People don't kill at Hyatts." "Other chains, yes." "But the Hyatt, no." "Get some rest." "Somebody has to be beautiful tomorrow." "I know." "I have to go." "Good night." "Eddie, I am so pissed off!" "I have the tape!" "They had a copy!" "Bastards." "Everybody's got a price." "Hold on just a second, it's room service." "No, it's just" " Hold on one second." "Put it over there." "That is beluga, right?" "Yeah, thanks." "We're fine. lt's all local." "Nothing national." "They'll issue a retraction tomorrow." "You're fine." "There's no damage." "It's just a little blip." "It's what you said. lt's in the past." "The beach grass grows toward the sun in the universe you're grateful for." "You know?" "Get some rest." "Someone has to look handsome tomorrow." "Okay, Mr. Big Time?" "See you in the morning." "Do you like Eddie?" "l love him." "You leaked the tape." "Survival rule number three:" "You're not here to love." "You're here to promote." "That's it." "Period." "You get word your mother died, hit by a bus or something." "You go downstairs, shed a tear and say:" ""lt's a shame." "She would've loved this movie."" "I gotta talk to Eddie." "I'm worried about him." "You do that." "Go get him for me." "Me?" "l have to talk to him tonight." "Or I'll be up all night and look terrible tomorrow." "Really puffy." "I don't think...." "l can't." "Why not?" "Because I'm sleeping." "And because I just...." "l feel funny getting in the middle of things with the two of you." "Can't you handle this yourself?" "What?" "I don't handle anything myself." "Why are you being so difficult?" "l'm not." "I'm only asking for a teensy-weensy favor." "That's all." "Please, Kiki." "Please." "Please, please, please, please, Kiki-Kiki-Ki." "God!" "Your pillow's better than mine." "Take it." "How are you?" "My marriage is shit and I make crappy films." "Otherwise, I'm great." "I'm sorry." "Why's she doing this?" "l don't know." "l like your movies." "They're shit, come on." "What's going on?" "She say anything?" "l'm shocked. I really am shocked." "l didn't know." "l'm not perfect but I thought we had something." "She wants me to move out." "I know." "He'll sit in my chair, watch my TV walk my dog, sleep in my bed with my...." "l don't know what happened." "Well, it's not you." "You're a great guy." "If she can't see that, she's blind." "You are wonderful." "l don't feel wonderful." "It'll be okay." "I don't think so." "But thanks for saying that." "Thanks for coming." "You're sweet." "No, you are." "No, you are." "You're a good friend." "You're a rock." "Come here!" "Nice to see you." "You too." "You look good." "Misery agrees with me." "You look good too." "Thank you." "You've been getting healthy." "You lifting a little weights?" "Not lifting weights so much as losing weight." "You always looked good to me." "Thanks." "Want something to drink?" "l'm fine." "Sit down." "It's been too long. I saw you last" "That night." "I feel terrible about that." "That was the low point." "I'd found out about Hector." "I took advantage of the situation." "Talk about bottoming out." "I was drunk. I think I kissed you." "Did I?" "l don't recall." "lf l was inappropriate, forgive me." "Sure." "Yeah." "Thanks, Keek." "Are you okay?" "A few hours ago, no." "But something incredible happened tonight." "I was walking by the cottages, and it was like Gwen was drawing me to her." "I look over this wall." "There she was, standing by the pool, all dressed in white like an angel in the desert." "I thought:" ""That's why you're here." "To win her back."" "No way she'll stay with Hector." "I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with her." "Really?" "The woman by the pool?" "That's why I'm here." "What do you mean?" "Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are rocking out." "what?" "Kiki and Eddie left." "Why'd you say that?" "lt's code. lt's fun!" "I wonder what she wants." "I don't know what she wants." "It'd be good to know." "I know what I want." "Siegfried and Roy are heading for the pool." "Siegfried and Roy?" "Not the real Siegfried" "You wanted to play this game." "Heads, we stay apart." "Tails, we reunite." "You need to flip a coin?" "Yes." "Here we go." "One, two, three." "A possum." "A possible possum." "Wait, not here." "Felix, this is Oscar." "The monkey is in daycare." "Your mystery date awaits." "Wish me luck." "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." "I know you'll never forgive me, but please, please take me back." "That a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "Actually, it's a gun." "Hello, Eddie." "Hi, Gwen." "l've been so worried about you." "Have you been?" "That happens when your wife shacks up with someone else." "I'm dealing with my anger." "I understand." "Get that out." "Just shake it out." "Throw it away." "That's great advice." "Thank you." "l have no right to ask this" "Ask me what?" "When we did the movie did you fool around?" "You've got no right to ask me that." "I wasn't fooling around." "The girl who played your daughter?" "What's wrong with you?" "You're very hostile." "l can't imagine why." "This was a mistake." "lt wasn't." "lt was." "Tomorrow let's be professional and promote this movie because we both need this one to do well." "I know you do." "And if they ask about the breakup, we say that it was a difficult time that we're working through it together." "And we're still close, okay?" "Fine." "Whatever." "Good." "I have to go." "See you tomorrow." "You're not ev--?" "Here." "There you go." "Thanks." "That's how junkets go. lt's a great opportunity. I can handle-- ls this a scene from theirnew movie?" "No, that's Gwen and Eddie dancing in the moonlight forreal." "America's sweethearts..." "What the hell's going on?" "...in a passionate embrace." "Goddamn it!" "My life is so stressful." "People have no idea what it's like being me." "Did we brush my teeth?" "See?" "I can't even remember that." "Good morning, you two." "Come on, smile." "Here we go." "Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie and Gwen, together again!" "There they are!" "America's sweethearts!" "What's this?" "Only five minutes?" "Mention jerking off, I'll pull your plug." "It's plenty of time to talk about a movie I haven't seen." "Yeah, but it's fabulous." "Do you need anything?" "Doesn't she look great?" "Who?" "Your sister looks incredible." "Are you trying to make me jealous?" "Would that be possible?" "Then why care if I try?" "Okay, who's happy?" "Ready to go?" "Thanks." "Always a pleasure." "Byron, it's all yours." "Strap yourself in." "I'm with America's sweethearts:" "Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison." "Ready for this?" "They're not trying to kill each other." "Are you back together?" "You look very comfortable." "I'll be honest." "Before I came down from the room I took about a pound of Vicodin." "I'll be comfortable till late March." "You're funny." "How do you live with him?" "She doesn't." "She lives with someone else." "Must've been exciting working with Hal Weidmann." "Were you apprehensive?" "Oh, no." "No, Hal's brilliant." "He's so easy to work with." "He loves actors." "Just loves actors." "You had a nervous breakdown recently, didn't you?" "What?" "Can audiences watch you without recalling your attack on Ms. Harrison?" "That's five minutes." "Thank you." "It was so great meeting you guys." "I'm a huge fan." "Lunch?" "Why does he get a neck-rub?" "l want one." "He's so tense." "Hello?" "I have a neck too." "This thing holding up my head." "And we're back." "Everybody ready?" "Of course." "Of course." "Hello again, Syracuse." "Mort Josephson, your Movie Maven." "Ann Arbor, I'm Laura Messinger, the Cinemaniac." "Popcorn's buttered." "Lights dim." "lt's Bob...." "And Ken." "At the Multiplex." "We're great friends." "We talk every day." "We're better friends than ever." "We talk two, three times a day." "We're just cosmically, spiritually bound." "Eddie's really good and he's my pillar of strength." "It's like Sodom and Gomorrah." "So strong, you know?" "And that's five." "In spite of all the emotion and hurt we leaned on each other for support." "That's when I realized how strong our friendship really was." "We're in constant contact." "Right." "I mean, not only are we great friends and not only are we in constant contact" "You should see our phone bills." "We've also done-- l don't know, how should I put this?" "Hell, I'll just say it." "We've done a few three-ways." "This guy she's with now...." "l can't say I'm happy." "She's my wife." "But after spending time in the sack with him, I see the attraction." "But for a fairly big guy, he's not packing much south of the border." "And that's five minutes." "Thank you so much." "Say hi to everybody in Salt Lake." "Good to see you." "Next." "Hi, guys!" "Hi, guys." "That wasn't funny." "lt was a joke." "l do that after 400 interviews." "Hector won't find it funny." "Guess what?" "I don't give a shit what he thinks." "Take a picture with my baby?" "Just smile and shut up." "You have given me 1 1 0% today." "Who has?" "You. lt's been a great day." "What do you want?" "A small favor." "45 minutes, an hour." "I need you to have dinner with Gwen." "lt'll be great." "l won't do it." "You should do this." "l'm gonna be alone with the minibar." "We're in deep shit." "Hal's holding the film hostage." "We have nothing!" "Understand?" "But I do have you." "You and Gwen." "When you're together, the press forgets that." "It's roses blooming, flags flying, pudding" "Are you on something?" "A panic high." "Just order an entrée, chew a little bit, smile and go." "They have delightful pork tenderloin." "8:00." "Thank you so much!" "lt's Gwen's idea." "Really?" "Absolutely." "I can't believe you said I'd have dinner." "They serve a very nice pork tenderloin." "I'm not going." "Here." "I was with him enough today for the rest of my life." "l gotta give him the divorce papers." "When?" "Just before we leave." "What, toss them at him as your limo pulls away?" "You don't understand." "It's very complicated." "Being nice makes giving him the papers easier, but then he gets hopeful." "ls that your foot?" "Sorry." "Pedicure." "Hello?" "So when you're nice, he thinks-- -l can't talk about it right now." "It's so hard being someone people just don't get over." "Tell him I have a headache." "l won't lie for you." "You lie for me all the time." "Not to him." "This is high school all over again." "When you wanted to break up with a boyfriend, I had to do it." "You did not." "Oh, please." "Let's refresh your memory." "Robert Mancuta?" "Kyle Hassler?" "Half the lacrosse team?" "I was the most hated girl in school." "That's untrue." "My quote in the yearbook was, "Hey, we have to talk." l was hated." "Fine." "Don't go." "Eddie will sit there like an idiot, and it'll be all your fault." "Whatever." "How are you?" "Lee." "Where's the film?" "What?" "In its canister, waiting to be shown, to go into history." "There is no film." "What have I seen five times that gave me the best feeling ever?" "You'll have a great time." "See you later." "We're dead, we're doomed." "Thank you." "Look at you." "You clean up good." "Thanks." "What's going on?" "Gwen isn't feeling well, so she won't make it to dinner." "She isn't sick." "Not physically." "l didn't want you to sit, wondering." "Thanks." "Really." "Wanna join me?" "Haven't you read the papers?" "I'm unstable." "Don't let me be alone." "Come on." "A few minutes." "Yeah." "We have an understudy." "They never make it easy, do they?" "The house phone, please." "Thank you." "Holly Golightly's cottage, please." "Who's that?" "Gwen's code name." "From Breakfast at Tiffany's." "What's that?" "lt's a movie, a great movie." "Hepburn?" "Right." "Katharine." "Listen to me." "Don't tell anyone you're in the movie business, okay?" "Thank you." "Hello?" "Hey, Gwen, it's Lee." "I'm at the restaurant, and guess what?" "You're not." "Are you okay?" "Oh, that's too bad." "Eddie's with Kiki." "She looks unbelievable." "It's a bit "Hello, Young Lovers."" "I may have some fires to put out, but that's my problem." "Have a nice night." "Feel better." "Okay." "Bye." "Five minutes." "You're amazing." "Take notes." ""This is Larry Flange." "I'm sitting with the lovely and talented Kiki Harrison." "You play a lesbian firefighter on an oil rig." "One word comes to mind:" "Typecasting." "Your thoughts?"" "You really want my thoughts?" "Larry." "Larry." ""Okay, Larry the truth is after playing Madame Curie and discovering radium I just thought it would be a hoot to strap on those big rubber boots kiss my favorite gal goodbye and go fight some fire."" "A very personal role for you." "Very close to my heart." "That's funny." "You're funny." "l am." "Yeah." "Do you remember Silent Run?" "We rented that go-cart?" "You attacked the director" "There was no attacking." "You rammed him repeatedly." "You rammed me." "Ramming you was a different thing." "And you rammed Gwen." "She was not laughing, and we were." "She wasn't happy." "She was pissed." "That memory kept popping in my head." "Those were good times." "l'm sorry I didn't call you." "She's your sister. I understand." "But you're my friend." "I let myself get kind of- lt's good to see you now." "lt's good to see you now." "That's a nice necklace." "lt's not really mine." "l know." "lt's Gwen's." "l know." "She gave it to me." "And I gave it to her." "I know." "lt looks good on you, though." "Thank you." "What are you thinking?" "I'm thinking something I shouldn't be thinking about." "Me too." "What were you thinking about?" "How much I want that breadstick." "You want to eat this?" "No, I don't eat bread." "I just dream about bread." "I've been doing a lot of dream analysis since I cracked up" "At the center." "At the center." "And I believe bread represents something you want but can't have." "What do you think?" "Well, I think that when I dream about bread that would represent bread." "Pretty much." "What are you thinking about?" "Gwen is here." "Sorry I'm late." "Thought you were ill." "All better." "Just like that." "Thanks." "You can go." "She doesn't have to go." "Stay." "Good to see you." "l need mouthwash." "Right away." "So...." "l hear they have great pork tenderloin." "She didn't have to go." "Thank you." "You look great too." "Excuse me. ls Holly Golightly here?" "What's the name?" "What's he doing here?" "l'll get rid of him." "Get a camera." "Film, tape, anything." "Go!" "It's Gwen Harrison." "Lee." "We met the other day." "Where is Gwen?" "l want to see her." "l won't get involved." "How do we stop people in love?" "What are you talking about?" "I want to see her now." "I can't cover for them anymore." "They're in the restaurant." "They're right over there." "She's in the red dress." "Hi." "Hector!" "Jesus." "That's all right." "Hi, Gene." "Don't wave at him like that." "l promote my movies." "l know." "lt's part of the biz." "I apologize." "l'm sorry." "Hector." "l apologize for him too." "He's here." "For why are you sitting with him?" "Get in." "Would you get out of the way?" "Good." "Get that side." "Let's go." "What are you doing?" "Protecting the woman I love." "l'll let you two catch up." "Why don't you be quiet!" "l'll get to you soon." "Don't point." "Don't tell me what to do." "Don't you trust me?" "l trust you implicitly." "It's this asshole I don't trust!" "What?" "What did you say?" "I hope he's not making fun of my accent." "Okay, enough!" "You guys enjoy your little public display!" "I'm leaving." "Okay, pussy boy's leaving." "What's wrong?" "You don't like that?" "Maybe you want to take a swing at me?" "Tall boy." "Come on." "What are you--?" "What is that?" "Let's go." "Please, make my day." "You're a genius, beyond my wildest expectations." "Tracking's up." "Spielberg's moved off our date." "This is good!" "Hit him!" "Hit him!" "Who?" "Anybody." "l won't fight!" "You're a pussy boy." "l'm trying to find some peace." "You want peace?" "Okay, he wants peace." "Pussy boy's leaving." "Don't do that." "Hector, don't." "Don't tell me "don't."" "Maybe you want a piece of me." "You see?" "Huh, pussy?" "I really don't think there should be a problem here." "After all you took my wife and I tried to kill you." "We're even." "You crumpled duck!" "Oh!" "Dear me!" "Go away!" "Punk!" "You hungry?" "Eat this, punk!" "Eat it!" "Are you hungry?" "!" "I love your work." "You forgot something." "Did you see him go down?" "Shut up." "Why'd you have to do that?" "l didn't have to. I wanted to." "Just deal with it. ln there." "lt was my pleasure." "Did you see that?" "Are you okay?" "Everybody back, please." "Eddie!" "Are you okay?" "I can feel my nose in the back of my throat. is that bad?" "Can you hear me?" "Let's all just step back." "Some ice, please." "I swear to God, Gwen can be just horrible." "How can you love someone and not like them at the same time?" "Seems strange." "You need to lie down." "l thought I was." "Why don't we try sitting down?" "There we go." "Let me have a look." "lt doesn't look good." "No?" "Cold." "What happened?" "l needed another humiliating photo op." "I tried to walk away, but he kept pushing." "So I hit him in the tray with my face." "I should've walked away." "For some reason, these days, I do the stupid thing." "This doesn't look good." "What was that?" "Another stupid thing." "Stupid and maybe verging on crazy or...?" "It's a fine...." "There he is." "The master!" "I'll have what he's having." "I have to say, you have completely outdone yourself." "In 24 hours, we've had a walk in the woods a romantic dinner and a fistfight." "I can't wait to see what happens next." "Maybe I can get him to commit suicide." "You like that?" "Let me think about it." "It won't help initial release but video will go like crazy." "We could do a box like a coffin." "Yeah." "That's good." "No, wait." "Imagine if he killed himself at the premiere." "I'm joking." "I'm thinking out loud or whatever." "Good night, Dave." "Good night, Lee." "Good work!" "Good morning." "How do you feel?" "I feel-- l feel-- l feel good. I mean, I feel weird, but I feel good." "You?" "l feel something along those lines." "Good, weird." "Weird, good." "Here's what I was thinking." "What about breakfast?" "We'll take it from there." "Why don't you order some breakfast?" "I'll brush my teeth first." "Can I use your toothbrush?" "Yeah, it's in there." "Can I get some juice?" "Keek?" "Hello?" "Where are you?" "Want some toast?" "You buttered my toast." "No one's done that before." "I don't eat toast with butter-- l don't eat toast." "I'll stop talking now and make an exception." "Want some tea?" "It's hot." "Here." "Okay." "Thank you." "No, I'm fine. I look like half a raccoon." "What's up?" "Now's not a good time." "Can we do it later?" "No, don't come here. I'll come there." "Bye." "That was Gwen." "She wants to talk." "About what?" "I don't know, she didn't say." "But I better..." "...go over there." "Why didn't you say you'd talk later?" "She said she'd come here, and I thought that's not a good idea so I better go over there, given the situation." "Will you tell her about last night?" "l don't know. I'll just let her talk." "Know what I mean?" "Sounds like it's important so I'll let her say it." "Then I'll go do these dumb interviews." "I'll come back and we'll lunch together." "Does that sound good?" "You look terrible." "Does it hurt?" "Only when I'm awake." "He's not here." "Who?" "Hector." "That doesn't matter. ls Kiki here?" "I doubt it." "l don't know where that girl is." "That girl is here." "Nice of you to join us." "Where have you been?" "Got up early." "Things to do." "Nothing important." "Would you make scrambled eggs?" "She makes great scrambled eggs." "l remember." "Would you like some?" "Two orders." "Make mine runny." "Let's get room service." "It would be my pleasure." "What did you want to talk about?" "I think you're doing pretty well, huh?" "Are you feeling okay?" "Yeah, I'm better." "I'm shocking myself." ""l forgot how charming you were."" ""You, Miss Julep, are a warm breeze on a cool afternoon."" "What was that?" ""what was that?"" "What movie was that?" "l don't know." "What was that movie called?" "I don't give a shit!" "No, that wasn't it." "You look like you're in a good place." "When I saw you and Hector, I was so conflicted." "Conflicted is the word du jour." "There's no question about that." "You know what that is?" "She's tired." "You seeing anybody?" "Excuse me?" "Are you seeing anybody?" "Let me think about it." "Not...." "You know...." "Not technically, no." "What?" "Not technically!" "That's fascinating. "Not technically."" "That's sad." "Really, that's a shame." "Your eggs, darling sister." "I hope they're runny enough." "And you!" "Son of a bitch!" "Here are your eggs!" "There you go!" "What's wrong?" "A lot, actually." "I can't believe it's taken so long to figure out." "I'm going for a long walk to simmer down." "First, I'd like to cut through the shit." "He's not technically dating because he's technically hung up on you." "And you!" "You moron!" "She's only here to salvage her precious career and serve you with divorce papers." "I've done all I can do." "I'm going for a walk." "Leaving is just something I've really perfected, so once more, with feeling." "She was more fun when she was fat." "ls that true?" "What?" "About the papers." "Yes, but now I don't know." "Seeing you, being in front of the press with you" " We have something." "Maybe I've made a horrible, horrible mistake." "Maybe I should give you the papers." "I don't know." "You're the devil." "l want to talk." "Hold on a minute." "Let go of me." "l want to talk." "l don't!" "Why not?" "You're an idiot. I'm an idiot too!" "In that respect, we belong together." "lt's a complicated situation." "l'll un-complicate it!" "Forget about what happened between us." "It's not gonna work, all right?" "Last night?" "Last night was great." "But she calls you, and you can't wait to get to her!" "What is that?" "It won't work." "You'll probably always think of her and I'll probably always wonder if you're thinking of her." "I just- l need you to know one thing." "What?" "That woman that you saw by the pool" "That woman you just have to spend the rest of your life with...." "That was me." "Good morning." "Morning." "So here's the buffet." "What's going on?" "Nothing. I'm great." "Just great." "Ma'am, can I get some more butter?" "When you hit Formica, stop." "You know the expression "falling off the wagon"?" "But you got 30 pounds of food to break your fall." "What the hell happened?" "Bad morning." "Preceded by 33 bad years." "Does this have to do with Gwen?" "Of course not." "I love my sister." "I love everything about her." ""Kiki?" "Kiki-kins?" "Who's smoking?" "I smell smoke." "is someone smoking within a six-mile radius of me?" "Stop them, Kiki."" "Oh, ma'am, the butter?" "There's no butter?" "How can you run out?" "l have one theory." "l need an assistant." "If I had one, she'd be outside milking a cow and I'd never run out of butter." ""My butter has touched another food." "I need new butter."" ""Anything you want." That's how it goes." "You know." "Anything they want, right?" "She's got a green dress." "Looks like crap on her." "Brings out the bags under her eyes." "She gave it to me. lt looks nice." "Then she said she wanted it back." "She doesn't want me to have it." "So you're in love with Eddie?" "Wouldn't that be stupid?" "l've done every one of their movies." "He never looks at her the way he looks at you." "If you're in love, just go for it." "The way you went for this breakfast." "Not the way you went for the breakfast." "That's" "I think I'm gonna be sick." "Can you just...." "l'll take all of this to go." "I'll need 30 bags and a forklift." "No laugh, no tip." "I want to play someone like the Terminator." "I think the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive killing machine they can embrace." "That they can relate to." "Nice to see you." "How are you?" "Hal here yet?" "He's a dead man." "No, I'm serious." "I know a guy. I'll make a call, and he's dead, because...." "How are you?" "Hope you're having a good time." "What time is it?" "1 2:50." "We're doomed." "May I suggest that you follow my lead and get completely shitfaced?" "Hi, how are you?" "You look gorgeous." "Hi, Mr. K. Thank you." "How long must I stay with the people?" "They're drunk and touching me." "Wait. lf Hal doesn't bring the film, they'll be busy building a gallows." "I don't think that's funny." "is that pussy boy?" "He's gonna jump." "He's not." "l said I'd give him divorce papers." "Shit, he's gonna jump!" "Excuse me." "Please." "l'll do something." "Get him!" "Let's take advantage of this." "Get some shots." "Shut up." "All right, yeah." "Okay." "Jump, jump." "Jump, pussy, jump." "Jump, pussy, jump." "l can't believe this." "He'll be a pussy pancake." "l'm coming!" "Why's he doing this to me?" "l'm sorry!" "You okay?" "What are you doing?" "l was stopping you from jumping!" "By killing me?" "!" "Stay right there!" "Where am I gonna go?" "Right!" "Oh, shit." "Hang in there, Eddie!" "I'm coming!" "Okay." "You're hosing me down?" "I'll throw it, and you catch it." "One, two, three." "Pull yourself up. I got you." "Come on." "Got it?" "Good." "Oh, my God!" "Pussy boy'll go splat." "Got it?" "Yeah." "That's it." "One foot at a time." "Okay." "l'm gonna kill you." "Take a bow. lt'll look better." "Jesus Christ." "Next time, take a hair dryer into the tub." "l wasn't killing myself." "Then what?" "I came here to think. ls that a crime?" "Do that in your room!" "I blew it." "I lost her." "Guy goes to his rabbi." "He says, "Rabbi, my wife is trying to poison me."" "Rabbi says, "l'll talk to her."" "He comes back and says, "l spoke to your wife for three hours." "Take the poison."" "You get it?" "You and Gwen are over." "l don't care about Gwen!" "l'm talking about Kiki." "Kiki?" "She's the only one worth spending any time with in this hellhole." "No offense." "You have some nice qualities." "But for a review, you'd sell me for medicine." "Don't let her get away." "Too late." "No, it's not." "Trust me." "I'm telling you" "That's Hal!" "lt is?" "He's here with the film!" "We're saved!" "We're beyond saving." "You wanna see the film?" "l don't care." "This could put you back on top." "You think?" "On top?" ""May I have the envelope, please?"" "Hal!" "It's Hal." "Hal!" "He's got the film." "Go, go." "He's the director." "He looks good." "He looks great." "Let's get started. I'm Lee Phillips." "Welcome to Time Over Time." "Thank you." "I'll go out on a ledge here and say...." "l couldn't help myself." "Welcome the man responsible for this junket, Dave Kingman." "Thank you very much." "They say that good things come to those who wait." "I waited 20 years to work with the great Hal Weidmann." "Hal's cinematic influence has been" "That's good." "Thank you." "Thank you." "My name is Hal Weidmann." "Hello." "Ladies and gentlemen this is the most honest movie I have ever made." "I wasn't looking for it. lt came to me like a bus in the street." "Or the woman who changes the flowers at our desert house." "I can't talk about this film without weeping." "Roll it." "Thank you, Hal." "Have a great time, everybody!" "Sarah. I'm Ben. we must speak." "who are you?" "That's unimportant." "what's important now is yoursafety." "You're in danger." "This is hard to say, so I'lljust say it." "l'm from the future." "Oh, my God!" "You look beautiful." "Thank you." "Come with me now." "Now, Sarah, please." "Love is a bridge built between two people." "we want what exists between them to be real." "My name is Hal weidmann." "The film you're about to see is Time Over Time, oris it?" "The details are unimportant." "Simplyput the script was shit. I tossed it." "l let my camera capture real life." "Just watch." "I filmed my actors without theirknowledge." "I let the camera run after takes." "I placed hidden cameras around." "And the end result is a story farmore involving than anything manufactured by actors and writers." "This is real life." "Thejuice." "The stink." "The glory." "Often, you wonder where the budget goes." "Shut up!" "It's gonna be good." "I don't mean to pressure you, but we're 15 days over." "Oh, no." "what are we gonna do?" "I'm in the middle ofshooting." "It's a sensitive time." "Do me a favor." "Go away." "Please." "Never visit my set again." "Watch him take it up the gazoo." "You're an idiot. I told you we nevershould've hired him." "You're so good in this." "Cut." "Hal, can I get like three minutes?" "Three minutes." "Gwen, can I talk to you?" "l'm working." "what's going on?" "Nothing." "His hands are all overyourass." "My character would've done that." "You look like a prostitute!" "Oh, please." "Don't make a fool ofme." "Cut it out." "I'm watching you every minute." "You hearme?" "Cut it out." "Do you hearme?" "!" "l think Eddie knows." "Knows what?" "About me and Hector." "You said nothing was happening." "well, something happened." "You see thatzit?" "What the hell is this?" "You think I know?" "You bastard!" "You see it?" "l'll get something." "l slept with him." "Hector?" "." "Are you in love?" "Come on." "It's not always about love." "Sometimes youjust need a lay." "I tell you, he's hot." "Handsome." "He can go forhours." "Just wish he had a bigger, you know, thingy." "I love this movie." "what do you mean?" "It's like a roll of quarters." "It's like this." "well, maybe like this." "Okay. I know too much." "I'm gonna scream." "l think it's very entertaining." "Lee, get over here!" "You stop this right now." "I'll sue the studio." "Lower your voice." "Shut up." "Cut the film." "Excuse me." "Was that deserved?" "I think so." "You've ruined me." "You've ruined my career." "Look at the screen." "Don't you realize what that is?" "That's reinvention." "That's birth." "That's life itself." "Can't you smell the life?" "Pretty soon you'll smell Ira Stern, my attorney!" "Thank you, Hal." "Wacko." "The film's new direction caught some of us a little bit off-guard." "l am shocked. I'm outraged." "There are textures!" "Can I say something, please?" "What was said about my penis is completely false." "I'm extremely well-hung." "I'll submit to an inspection." "I knew this film would be misunderstood." "Kubrick was misunderstood." "Godard." "I'll kick your ass!" "Understand that!" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "l'm your ass-kicker!" "Can I defend my dad?" "No." "Who's her dad?" "Hal." "No, you cannot!" "Let me defend Hector." "We had sex." "His penis is bigger than a roll of quarters." "You slept with her?" "No." "You slept with her?" "l swear she's lying." "The part about my penis is true." "It's bigger than coins." "There will be a lawsuit. invasion of privacy, damage to my career!" "Yes, yes, I know." "Congratulations." "It's my most honest work." "l'll work with you." "l got a script." "You're great." "l'll send it." "I have an announcement to make." "I'd like to thank you all." "I'm so happy you're here and all our friends in the press who've been so supportive this last year. I'm so happy to say that Eddie and I are getting back together." "So thank you all so much." "What is this bullshit now?" "Be quiet." "This is bullshit." "Bullshit!" "Today, Eddie came to the cottage." "We had breakfast and a heartfelt talk, didn't we, honey?" "I've wanted to get back together with Gwen ever since we weren't together anymore. I've obsessed about it." "How sweet." "Now that it's happened, I must say I'm amazed and grateful." "And I agree with Hector that it's bullshit." "Thank you very much!" "We talked about this." "No." "We did." "Don't you love me?" "We did not." "I love the bright, sexy woman up on-screen." "He loves me." "The movie girl." "That's not you." "You're good at pretending to be real." "I think I'm with the real you, but I'm not." "I'm with the real you, not the movie you. I don't want that." "Why?" "l just explained it." "You did?" "l don't want to talk." "Not in front of these" "Why not?" "What could I have to say to you that I don't have to say in front of 300 international press members." "I'll tell you why." "I'm in love with your sister." "is this some kind ofjoke?" "Kiki, could you get over here?" "Why her?" "Oh, why not?" "is it so unbelievable that a man could love me?" "Not now." "Now is the time." "You just wait for me!" "Can I say something?" "Yes." "No!" "Listen." "Okay, one nut at a time." "You're my sister. I love you." "You should know nothing happened between me and Eddie until last night." "I feel much better about you stealing my husband." "Ex-husband. I didn't steal anything." "You're the one shacked up for the past year with Ricky Ricardo." "Look, I am just tired of making excuses." "I am done picking up dirty clothes." "I am done pretending that your life is my whole life." "I'm just...." "I'm done." "So what you're really worried about is you, right?" "Well, I guess you're fired." "Honey." "You know all I care about is your happiness." "That's sweet" "So don't worry about me." "I'll be fine." "You're unbelievable." "Shut up." "Next?" "What can I do for you?" "I shouldn't have said that in front of everybody, but-- l've been searching for clarity." "All of a sudden I am so clear, it's ridiculous." "l want to be with you." "When did you decide this?" "The moment I thought I'd lost you." "Damn it." "What?" "That was...." "That was good." "No." "No, this is crazy." "Eddie, this isn't gonna work." "Listen to me." "I'm grateful for you." "In all the world, the thing I'm most grateful for is you." "lf that's a line from your movie" "That one's mine." "What do we do now?" "Traditionally we kiss." "Give her some room." "Thank you." "Step back, please." "Easy, easy." "I'm on pain medication that makes me say things I'd never say otherwise." "To set the record perfectly straight Eddie and I never had any plans to reconcile." "And?" "And Hector is very well-endowed." "Almost too well-endowed." "I've had complaints." "Literally." "What are you doing?" "Packing." "Let me help you with that." "That's okay." "That's" " No, really-- Folding!" "Let somebody help you for once." "There you are." "That was unbelievable." "Like a movie with a stage show." "If you'd tour with the film, we'd be rich." "And your sister is unbelievable." "The entire country has voted her off the island but, no!" "She's back!" "I've never seen anything like it." "They like the film!" "They call it The BlairBitch Projecf!" "." "But the best news is you two." "Want a drink?" "We're on our way out." "Where?" "We don't know." "Once in a while, good things happen." "I'll see you." "There's a car, so you can dodge the press." "But I'll need you!" "We got work to do!" "This one will work!" "Hi." "Can I explain why I didn't call?"
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"[rooster crows]" "[indistinct radio chatter] [sirens Wailing]" "[Woman sobbing] [indistinct chatter, woman screaming] [indistinct radio chatter]" "[siren wailing]" "You all right?" "Ron." "Are you okay'?" "" [sighs]" "How could somebody do something like this?" "Some gruesome stuff I" "Yeah." "And just one town away." "Makes you wonder..." "What's next?" "Yeah." "[indistinct chatter]" "What is this?" "At least tell how it's gonna Work." "" [sighs]" "All you need to know is the air will burn." "The air Will burn?" "[electric humming]" " Trial number four, absolute perfection." "Yes!" "Perfection!" "[laughing]" "Absolute perfection." "[dog barking in the distance]" " [screaming]" " I'm gonna get you!" "[laughter and screaming]" "' No'.!" " Ron, do you have to get the kids all riled up right at bedtime?" "No, I don't have to." "I just Want to!" "[all giggle]" "Let's go, family prayer." "Cindy, Jason, come on." "" [sighs]" "Ron." "All right, Ron, your turn." " I think we should have Cindy say it tonight." "You never say it anymore." "I will another time." " Dear God, thank You for everything in the World." "Please keep us safe." "Please bless our blessings." "We ask that You can watch over us, that We can be a good family." "Did you get What you needed?" " What did I tell you about you and your questions?" "[engine turning over]" "All:" "With liberty and justice for all." "Very good, Rachel." "All right, who can tell me what number President Thomas Jefferson was?" " Oh, me." " I know!" "Jason?" "18?" " No, Thomas Jefferson was number three." " Oh, yeah, that was my next guess." "[laughter] [fire alarm ringing]" " All right, children, show me you know what to do." "Put the crayon down." "Come on." "If it was an emergency, you'd stay low and crawl." "Hey, Max, this one for real?" "Oh, it just Went off again." "Stupid thing." "Hey, Dorsie!" "Where's Penny?" "Out being a teenager!" "Come look at this." "What?" "I'll get it in the morning." "I ask you to do one thing." "You keep this place running while I take care of the important stuff." "One thing!" "[clatter]" "[engine turning over] [sighs] [dial tone, number pad beeping]" "Cunningham, it's David." "Yeah, I got your check." "Your investments about to pay off." "Get Parker, be in Cokeville on the 15th." "Here comes the biggie." "Hey, what's up?" "I got to figure this out." "I can't sit in there having everybody tell me they got all the answers, when every piece of scum just keeps giving me more questions." "That body in the motel last Week..." "Where are the answers for that guy?" "Love you, Dad." " That's just too much of a coincidence to just be a coincidence, 'cause I love you too." "Love you, Cinderella." "[engine turning over, car beeping]" "Penny, We're not leaving forever." " Yeah, well, however long it is, it's gonna seem like forever." "It's gonna be an adventure." " Does it bother you that I'm going to help him?" "No, he's your brother." "Yeah, I know." "You should go help him." "Maybe it could give you some time to think things through." "Look, Claudia, I" "I'm sorry." "I want us to be a close family." "Well, maybe you could start by saying family prayers with us again." "It's all the cop stuff you see, isn't it?" " I just have a hard time saying those praying things when the world I live in is filled With" " Mom!" " In a minute, honey!" " It's already been about a million minutes." "We'll talk when I get back." "I hope so." "Love you, Dad." " That's just too much of a coincidence." "[car door opens, closes] [engine turning over]" "I forgot how pretty it is here." "This'll be where we make our mark." " It smells like somebody already made their mark." "[cow moos] [birds chirping]" "The dump?" "Really?" "We pull into town, and the first place we hit is the dump?" "Cut him some slack, Penny." "You know he's brilliant." "He just needs us to support him." " Oh, look, he found us an empty bottle." "Yeah, he is brilliant." " Don't you think it's kind of Weird that he hasn't told us the deal?" "[indistinct chatter]" "They're here." " David." " Hey, David!" " Good to see you." " How you doing?" "You got here okay?" "Oh, yeah." "We're, uh, just excited to get going." "Yeah." "Not long till you see what you bought into." "They gave you money?" "[buttons slacking]" " Come on, David, we're like kids at Christmas here." " I'll tell you what] am ready to let you in on." "[sighs] I did it." "I've proven mathematically how I can die and come back to life." "That is just fantastic." "He's been working on that for hours." "Yeah, that's really great, David." "But, anyways, what's your big idea?" " Now, you're going to have to Wait till tomorrow for the full business plan, but for today, here's just a taste." "We're good with that." " You ready, Dorsie?" " Yep." " [exhales sharply] You ready to see this, boys?" " Uh-huh." " Let's see it." "Ready?" "No!" " Whoa!" "Whoa." " [screams]" "The air Will burn." "Whoa'.!" " Now, just imagine that times a billion, huh?" " So what, are we going in the firework business?" " That's a good way of looking at it, boys." "Fireworks is gonna take us into the brave new world." "I told you." "He's one of the smartest guys I've ever known." " Did you see that?" "We're going into the fireworks business." "All the way to the top." "That can thing part of the biggie?" " David, I got to tell you, I am excited." "[chuckles]" " Big day." "So what's with the painted Windows?" " I bet he's got to keep it cool for the fireworks." " Hey, thanks for everything." " Anytime." "When's Dad get home?" "This afternoon." "Are you all ready for your test?" " Yep, for sure." " Oh, good." "So you know all about Wyoming?" "Okay, what is the capital of Wyoming?" "." "Easy.?" "It's W." " Jason." "[car horn honks]" " Got to go, Mom." " Love you." "Love you." "Be safe at school!" "Pull over right here." "This..." "This is the day We lead people into the brave new world." "Our enforcer has been outfitted with five blast caps placed in cans filled with gunpowder, aluminum dust, flour, and it will explode in the air like confetti." "The gas will explode on a delayed fuse," "Which will ignite the particles in the air, and the air will bum." "Walls will collapse, and everybody inside will immediately move as reincarnate to a world I preside over." "Hold on." "What Walls collapse?" "Who's inside?" "The chosen ones." "The children of Cokeville Elementary School." "[chuckles]" "No, really." "What's the plan?" "This is a religious community." "They'll do whatever it takes to get their children back." "No, really." "What's the plan?" "This is the plan." "Blowing up little kids is the plan?" "It's a good plan." "12-4 to base." "Go for base." "Yeah, Nadene, anything going on?" "Well, with you two cops out of town," "I can finally get some Work done around here." " [chuckles] 10-4." "[school bell rings]" "Come in!" "Come in!" "[indistinct shouting]" "They're going back in." "The biggie's about to happen." "Daddy, What are you gonna do?" "You just do as you're told." "You ready?" "[gun cocks]" "David, does this have anything to do with when you were the town marshal here?" "The air Will burn." "I'll be back in about an hour." "[guns clatter]" " One more mess-up, and I'll shoot you." "Hello." " Miss Cook, we're holding the school hostage." "Don't push any alarms." "Don't call for help." "We have guns, and this is a bomb." "I need just pull this trigger, and this building, with everybody inside of it, will be blown sky high." "Try and hit me over the head or anything like that, and I will pull this trigger when I go down." "Do I make myself clear, Miss Cook?" "Stop!" "Get over here." "Get over here!" "Are you crazy?" "I can't believe you would do this to little kids!" "I am not going to do this." "Keys." "Get out of here!" "[keys clatter]" "You're no daughter of mine, no daughter of mine!" "[clatter]" "It was so tempting that Goldilocks set about helping herself." "First she tried a spoonful from Papa Bear's great, big bowl." ""Ow! " she yelled." ""Too hot!"" "[all exhaling sharply]" "Next, she tried a spoonful from Mama Bear's medium-sized bowl." ""Brr, too cold. "" "Finally, Goldilocks tried a spoonful from Baby Bear's tiny, little" "What exactly are you doing here?" "Quiet, lady." "You've got to be joking." "This is my room." "No, this is my room." "Now sit down and shut up." " Follow me." "I have a surprise for you." "What kind of a surprise?" "Come and see." " Is it a birthday?" " Yeah." "Come to room 4 for a special surprise in room 4." "Come on." "Carson, Wait for Mommy!" "Sweetie, Mommy will be right back, okay?" " Good." "Come right on in." "Thank you." " Hi, Ashton." " Sit down." "Hello, hello, hello." "Thank you." "Come right in." "Come in." " What is this?" " Sit down, please." "Hello, thank you." "Welcome." "Go to the back." "Sit down." "Be quiet." " Hi, Ben." " Hi, Gracie." " Do you know Where Carson's class is?" "Urn... they might be in room 4." "Okay, let's go to room 4." "How you doing, Pal?" "[chuckles] [indistinct chatter]" "There's your friends." "Come in." "Oh, no, I've got to go." "No." "Come in." "You may Want to stay." "We have a problem here." "What's going on?" "[tires squealing, horn honks]" " Help me!" "Help!" "Help, please, somebody!" "Somebody, I need some help!" "Please, please, some" "Please, I need to talk to a police officer!" "This is very important." " There's no officers here right now, but I can help you." "Please, you need to listen to me!" "Something very bad is gonna happen if We don't talk to the police!" "No, listen to me." "I need to talk to the police." "What is wrong with you?" "Why won't you get me a police officer?" "Miss, what's the trouble?" "Listen to me." "My dad has a bomb, and he's gonna blow up the school." "If you don't believe me, come out to my van!" " Hey, we didn't know what he was gonna do!" " He's gone crazy!" "He used to be real smart." "' Tina?" "[indistinct chatter]" "These are all mine." "Missiles ahoy." "Here I come." "Beep, beep, beep." "[boy imitates explosion] [chatter continues]" "What's going on here?" "Are you the principal?" " Yes, I'm the principal." "What's going on here?" "This is what's going on here." "David Young?" " Just your old town marshal here for a friendly visit." " Barn, bam, bam, bam, bam, ham, barn, barn, barn, barn, barn." "Yes, sir." "What is it you Want?" " Bam, bam, barn, ham, bam, barn, barn, bam." "[chatter continues]" "' Shut" "I am sick and tired of all this noise!" "This is the most important day of my life, of our lives!" "So shut up and let me focus." "And give me some space!" "[indistinct Whispering]" "I want you to go back to your office." "Call the authorities." "Tell them I want $2 million for each child." "Tell them I'm prepared to stay here for ten days, if necessary." "It might take Congress that long to raise all that money." "And if you're not back in 15 minutes... [gun cocks]" "I'm gonna start shooting..." " [whispering] Shooting." "One by one." "Anybody runs out, I shoot a kid." "[sobbing]" "Listen, kids, do as you're told." "Keep quiet." "Everything will be all right." "Max... it's gonna be a brave new world." " [whispering] Max, the brave new world is basically the idea of reincarnation." "Hey!" "Let the authorities know." " Kids, this is an experience you'll all tell your children and your grandchildren all about." "So let's get out some paper and crayons, and it'll all be nice in here." " Nadene, there's a mad man here at the elementary school." "He's got a" " We know." " We've been notified." " How could you know?" " Teachers, We need each of you to count up how many children you each have from each of your classrooms." "Yes?" " You're not supposed to say the same Word so many times in a sentence." ""Each. "" "You said "each" three times in the same sentence." "[birds chirping]" "I have 18." "10." "15." " 14." " 15." "12." "14." "That's 98." "That's right." "Base to 12-4." "Base to 12-4?" "Ron, we have a situation down at the elementary school." "Base to 12-4." " Hey, mister, I was looking at your guns." "Pretty cool guns, but why didn't you get an AK-47?" "AK-47?" "That would be illegal." " How long do you plan on being here for?" " I don't know." "Two days, three, ten?" "Excuse me, ma'am." "Um, I left my baby in the car, and I need to go out and get her." "You left your baby in the car?" " I know, I know." "I thought I was gonna be just a second." "Let me tell you something." "You never leave a child like that." " Please, just let me go get her, and I'll bring her right back in here." "I promise." "You're not going anywhere." "Are you a mother?" "Because if you were, you would unders" " Sit down." " Please, just can we just talk and" " Sit down!" " Like a brave new world" " Okay, all right." " He told us we were gonna start a fireworks business." " Nadene, you better start calling some parents." "[overlapping shouting] [phone rings]" "Hello?" "[gasps]" "[phone rings]" "Hello?" "Glenna, the kids are in trouble." "What kind of trouble?" "[groans]" " She has no one to take care of her." " I don't even think she has a kid in the car." " Excuse me again." "I, uh..." "I was just thinking, maybe you could send somebody else to go get her?" "No." " Okay, well, then could you just go get her?" "Please?" "She's my baby." "[sighs] Thank you." "It's a gold sedan, and it's parked in the drop-off, and she's in a car seat." " Hey!" " Shh." " I want you to stack some tables and chairs and make a barricade so nobody can go through there." "Why can't We just shut the door?" "'Cause the bathrooms right there." "Kids." "Bathroom." " Nadene, I've got to get a truck over there right now." "You better let the clergy know too." "[phones ringing, panicked chatter] [phone rings]" "Hello?" "At our school?" "[whimpers]" "Oh, it's all right." "It's okay, it's okay." "Come here." "Get that off." "You come with me?" "Big jump." "Come on." "[groans] Your mommy was bad." "Verlene..." "I've read about this kind of thing." "If he starts to sweat, that's when we're in real trouble." "We can't just sit here." "We've got to do something." "Oh." "Give her to me." "Oh, sweetie." "Are you all right?" " Mm-hmm." "You're okay." "I'm sorry I left you." "" [sighs] [retches]" "Mr. Young?" "The children are getting sick from the smell of gas." "Can we take it out of here?" "Can We at least open the Windows?" "Look, this could cause you real trouble as more and more of these kids get sick." "At least for now, they're doing What they're told, but if they all get sick..." "Do it." "But listen, don't you try nothing." "These children are precious." "I'll only shoot them with a .22." "This is a .45." "This is for the teachers." "Your lives don't mean a thing to me." "And your principals got one minute to get back, or I start shooting." " The way he's got this bomb triggered, I don't know what to do." " What do you think he wants?" " I don't know what he wants." "I don't know if he knows what he wants." "One minute he's talking about wanting money." "The next he's ranting about this bomb creating his brave new world." "What's that?" " Ben said it's something to do with reincarnation." "Got to go." "I'm here!" "I'm here!" "I told them." "[breathing heavily]" "Now What?" "[gun uncocks]" "Now the White House." "[running footsteps departing]" "Base to 12-4." "Go for 12-4." " Ron, we have a situation down at the elementary school." "How far out are you?" " About two hours." "What kind of situation?" " Some lunatic has taken over the school." "[engine revs]" " The elementary?" " He's demanding a ransom." "That's all we know." "Are my kids in there?" "Nadene, the FBI's on the line." " Nadene!" " Got to go." "Oh." "He better not touch my kids." "[siren wailing] [imitating engine revving]" "[imitating crash] [imitating engine revving] [imitating crash]" " I hope we're not gonna have any trouble." "Your breath smells like Peaches." "Well, I haven't been eating any." "Peaches is my dog." " Hey, kids, kids, we're going to play a game." "Kids, hey." " [sniffs]" " Come on, sweetie." " I'm gonna make a square, a magic square." " What's a magic square?" " What's that?" "And no one is allowed inside this magic square except Mr. Young... [clears throat]" "And Doris." "Back up, guys." "Give me some room." "Back up." "Give me some room." "Can you give me some help?" "Okay." " Mr. Robbins, what happens if somebody goes inside the magic square?" "Then, uh..." "They're out of the game." "[tape scraping]" "Okay, let's get a desk for Mr. Young to sit on." "[siren wailing]" "Oh, yeah, everyone will know." "Have you guys been on TV before?" "You will now." "Hey, lady'?" "Is this your first time kidnapping helpless, little children?" "Yeah, it's my first." "But David..." "Oh... he has lots of great ideas." "Even better ones than this?" "Yeah?" "But why are you doing this?" " Well, my brother is really sick in a hospital, so We're gonna send them money so they'll keep taking care of him so he can get better, so he can" "Four "so"s." "Do not try to enter the school." "Stay back." "The police will be here shortly." "Stay back." "It will only hurt your children to push past barricades and go into the school." "Teacher, are we going to die?" " We can't die." "We're just little kids." "I'll be right back, loves." "Mr. Young?" "Mr. Young, I have a proposition for you." "You can keep me." "You can shoot me to make your point." "I'm fine With that." "But would you please let the children go?" "I'll do whatever it takes to keep them safe, Mr. Young." "Mr. Young?" " The best thing you can do for these kids, lady, is sit down and shut up." "How can a genius think around here?" "What do you want?" "Back off, little man!" "Come on, Jason." "Oh, you're all sweaty." "Help me get this off." "[boy sneezes, woman gasps]" "The commissioner's here." " Nadene." " Hey." " Now, I understand this guy wants money." "I'm ready to write him out a check." "How much does he Want?" "$200 million." "Say again?" "$200 million." "For those kids," "I'll sell my entire ranch if I have to, but..." "I don't have" " I know." "I know." "The whole town couldn't." "Hey, Billy, Watch this." "[both chuckle]" "Magic foot in the magic square." "' [giggles]" "Do you think this is funny'?" "Do you think this is a game?" "Go ahead and try it again." "We'll see who wins the game." "Try it, big 1112111!" "Try in" " Hey, hey, he doesn't understand." "He's just a little kid." "Shh, keep it down." " Hey." " Shh." "It's all right, sweetheart." "I..." "I got to get out of here for a minute." "Oh." "I'm gonna put this on you." "You can only move your hand about this far." "Okay." "Don't even scratch your nose." "When I come back, this is all gonna end." "Mrs. Young, do you have children?" "A child kind of opens up your ability to care for others, don't you think?" "Oh, it sure did for me." " Would you want your child subjected to this kind of terror?" "" [sighs]" "I can tell you're a good person." "This wasn't your idea, was it?" " Sometimes you just got to do what it takes to keep the peace." "" [sighs]" "This is keeping the peace?" "David is a visionary." "He's brilliant." "He figured out with a calculator how to die and then come alive again." " Amazing." " [chuckles]" "What a mind." "Okay, then... so don't get critical." "Forgive me." "I think it's the gasoline." "K..." "I've got just such a headache." " Oh, me too." "[chuckles] I" "[high-pitched ringing] [all coughing]" "Children, go!" "Children, stay low." "Get up!" "[all shouting]" "[children coughing]" "Stay away from the flames!" "Kids, kids, come to me!" "Children, go!" "[woman screaming] [children scream]" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Go!" "Go!" "[coughing]" " I can get you out." "Kids, come over here!" "Stay away from the flames!" "[explosions popping, glass breaking]" "' Go, go!" " Kids, get away from the building!" "Run!" " Hey, look, when I get there" " It went off." "The bomb Went off!" "12-4 to base!" "12-4 to base!" "Nadene, you got to talk to me!" "How could You let this happen?" "'Cause You're not even there." "[all shouting frantically]" "Hurry, hurry, get out." "[explosions popping] [sirens Wailing] [helicopter blades whirring overhead]" "[explosions popping]" "Are there any children left in the room?" "If there are any kids in the room, come to me." "Kids, follow my voice." "Oh, come on." "Gather on the far lawn!" "On the south lawn!" "[explosions popping]" "[gunshot, thud] [siren wailing]" "[birds chirping]" "[siren Wailing on TV]" "Ease, yen doing okay'?" "Honey, do you want anything to eat at all?" "Cindy's doing okay, but he isn't coming out of it." "He just keeps watching that cop show over and over." " Give him some time." " Ron, he needs help." "[sirens Wailing on TV]" "I'll see what I can set up." "It's my fault." "No child should be subjected to that kind of terror." "[explosion]" "I should've been there to protect them." "[explosion]" "Where was I?" "Try it, big man!" "[explosion]" "" [sighs]" "Mr. Hartley?" "Are you all right?" "He's been in there a long time." "Almost two hours." "Should I be Worried?" "[door opens]" "Mr. Hartley?" "How's he doing?" "Well, that's a good question." "I think you and Jason need to sit down and have a nice, long talk." " Yeah, you're right." "He's a good doctor." "Why don't you go play for a minute?" "I'll grab your mom, and then we'll talk, okay?" "Okay." " Hey." "How did it go?" "Oh, it went great." "I guess there's a few things he hasn't been telling us, so I think it's time we have a talk." " Ron, don't interrogate him like he's a suspect." "Jase, the doctor said that we should talk." "Do you know Why he said that?" "Don't you want to talk to us?" "It's just" "I'm scared." "Don't be scared, honey." "You can tell us anything." " It's about that day with the mean guy." "Okay." "Well, the thing is, What I didn't tell you was that there were other people in the room with us." "You mean the teachers?" "What other people?" "The ones all in White." "One was a lady." "She stood by me." "She said that what those people were doing was very bad and that the bomb was gonna go off." "She said if I stood by the window, everything would be okay." "So she helped you?" "Did she tell you her name?" " But I think it was Grandma Meister." " Jase, Grandma Meister lives in Pinedale." "She wasn't at your school that day." "Okay." "[Whispering indistinctly]" "That's Grandma Meister." "That's her." "That's the lady you saw?" "That's my angel." " I think that's just too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence." " Jase, why didn't you tell us about this before?" " 'Cause I knew you wouldn't believe me." "" [sighs]" "[dog barking in the distance]" "What do you think?" "You don't Want to know What I think." "Say it." "" [sighs]" "I'm just not buying his angel story." "I think it's his coping mechanism." " You don't believe our own son?" "Y" " You know how I think." "I need proof." " So you treat your son like a criminal?" "That's how it Works." "I'm trained that way." "Well, then go find your proof." "Maybe Jason Wasn't the only one." "You're the sheriff's investigator." "Look into it." "Okay." "I'll pay some visits around town, see what I can come up with." "Anything at all?" "Anything out of the ordinary?" " Well, the first thing I'd tell you is the fact that the fire alarms went off for no reason a couple of times in the days just before the bombing." "[fire alarm ringing]" "Those alarms prepared the kids in a big Way." "They learned to get out of a room quickly, to stay low, to crawl if they needed to find air, but nobody knows why the alarms were going off or Why now they've just stopped." "And then I'd look at that business about the magic square." "If Ben hadn't been prompted to put that down, there would've been kids right up next to the bomb when it went off." "They'd have ended up just like Doris." " But don't you think that's just coincidences?" "Maybe." "But I don't think so." " Then I saw Rich Haskell." "He's the bomb expert." "Hartley, when that bomb went off, there shouldn't have been any survivors, but then there wasn't near as big an explosion as there should've been." "One big factor was that the meat-head just happened to choose a milk jug as the container to put the gas in... a container that leaked." "Now, the fumes that it gave off got them to open the windows." "Can we at least open the Windows?" "Do it." "He let them keep the doors open." "'Cause the bathrooms right there." " Those openings created a vent for the blast." "Also, the leaking gas ran down into a can that he had filled with aluminum particles and flour." "They were designed to shoot into the air on fire, creating an even bigger explosion." "It would've been like the air was on fire." "Now." " But with it Wet, it couldn't happen." "See, those things I understand, but there were just too many things that I cannot explain, like only two of the five blasting caps went off." "The wires that were set to trigger the other blasting caps were cut." "They weren't pulled out, they Weren't ripped, but cleanly cut, like snipped with wire cutters." "If those Wires had been connected, it Would've kill- it would've killed everyone in the room." "And then..." "[explosion]" "The cartridges that he had rigged inside the bomb started exploding." "Now, you tell me." "How did the walls get all pocked up and damaged" "Without shrapnel going through people?" "[explosions popping]" "It doesn't make sense." "It doesn't make sense." "He wasn't that stupid." "He wasn't that stupid." "I don't think he would have picked a milk jug that leaked." "I think whoever or whatever cut those wires made the milk jug leak." "Well, We can think a lot of things, but here's a fact." "In his journal, the guy bragged about how many times he assembled the bomb, tested it, and every time it worked exactly the way he planned, except this time." "What do you make of that?" "" [sighs]" "Unexplainable things happen all the time." "I don't know." "Maybe the guy just messed up this time." "And cut his own Wires?" "Well, that's just the bomb side of it." "Then there's the other side of it..." "The Walkers." " Katie, can you tell Mr. Hartley what you told me?" "Katie, he Wants to hear from you." "Well, I was coloring, and then when I looked up, there was this lady standing there." "She was all in white." "She told me that she loved me and that my brother would come and get me and everything would be okay." "And then I looked down for a second..." "And when I looked back up, she was gone." "Then my brother came and took me over by the Window." " When the bomb went off, she was right there to get out." "[all shouting frantically]" " And her sister claims that she saw something too." " I was coloring, and when I looked up," "I saw angels all around where the tape on the floor was." "The angel people, they stayed between us and the bad guy." "One was a lady, and she stood by me." "Rachel, what did the lady look like?" "It was like a White dress." "What kind of hair?" "Like yours but more curly." "But my same color?" "Excuse me a minute." "Look at this." "That's her." "That's my angel." "Except without the glasses." "That's my mother, Mr. Hartley." "She died when I was 15." "Oh, she must've come back to Watch over them." "And there were others." "[all screaming]" "The Sorensen girl said a woman helped her out of the room." " We got to get out of here!" " Come on!" "Go, kids, go!" " Then when I got out the door, the lady was gone." "[all screaming]" " Jennie later identified the woman as her aunt who died ten years ago." "So again it was an ancestor?" "" [sighs]" "Yeah." "What's that about?" "Who else?" "Who else would care more about us than our own family?" "Can't you see?" "You can't see what's going on here?" "I don't know What I see." "You are such a cop." "Every adult and every child made it out of that explosion alive, and you haven't the humility to thank God for blessing us." "[ball bouncing]" "Hey, bud." "Come here a minute." "You Okay?" "Did We Wake you?" "Good." "There's something else I want to talk to you about." "Jase, was there anything else that maybe you didn't tell us?" "Anything at all?" "It would really help your dad if you could think of something." "Yeah, I know something else." "Light-bulbs." "Right before the bomb went off, lots of angels came down through the ceiling." "They looked like light-bulbs." "Light-bulbs." "You mean like this?" "Uh-uh." "Like that." "There was an angel for everybody." "They were holding hands in a circle around the bomb." "Then when the bomb happened, they went fast up into the ceiling." "This guy had police training." "He knew what he was doing with that bomb, but it didn't Work like it was designed." "It should've gone out, but instead it went straight up through the ceiling." " Why don't you go on upstairs, okay, honey?" "I'll be there in a minute." "There is no Way Jason could've known that." " There's something else that I learned that happened that day." "[chuckles]" "Do you think this is funny'?" "Do you think this is a game?" "Go ahead and try it again." "We'll see who wins this game." "You Want to talk miracles?" "I'll tell you a miracle." "Try it, big man!" "Try in" "That me and every other officer just happened to be out of town that day, because I know that if I would've been there," "I would've stormed into that room with so much hatred for that man..." "I probably would've gotten myself and everyone else killed." "But without me and the other cops, there was a chance for it to go another way." " Hey, he doesn't understand." "He's just a little kid." "Hey " " Let's say a prayer." "Pass it on." " Let's say a prayer." "Pass it on." " Let's say a prayer." " Let's say a prayer." "Allyson, you say it." "Why me?" " Because you're the smartest in the class." "Dear God," "We need Your help today, especially if the bomb goes off." " Most every child prayed sometime during the crisis..." "Not because somebody told them to..." "But because they Wanted to." "And they weren't the only ones." "[phone blaring]" "Please, God, please." " They won't allow us to be on the elementary school grounds, but We can do something right here." "I may get fired for doing this, but if anyone wants to, please join me in prayer." "The entire high school got together and knelt in prayer." "Praying for their little brothers and sisters, their moms and their dads." "Prayers for their safety were going on, not just throughout the town... 12-4 to base!" "Nadene, you got to talk to me!" "But as the news spread, throughout the whole country." " The man and his wife have herded the entire student body into one classroom." "They are demanding a ransom, and We understand that that ransom is $2 million for each child held." "The nearest hospital is in Montpelier, Idaho, which is about 30 miles away." "That hospital and others are gearing up for what could be a disaster of epic proportions." "Maybe even the world." "[man speaking Spanish on TV]" "Dear God..." " Even then you couldn't bring yourself to pray?" "[Sniffles]" "It'd never Worked before." "Why should it then?" " Hey." "It's all right, sweetheart." "We pray that we will all be safe and that everyone will live." "We pray in Jesus's name." "Amen." "All:" "Amen." "I got to get out of here for a minute." "But if you ask me, the most amazing thing..." "Is that even though these kids and these teachers were terrorized for two hours by a raving lunatic..." "So many of them turned and Went back into that room to... make sure that everybody was out." "They went into a room that was on fire that they could barely breathe in, with a madman and his guns and cartridges exploding everywhere, trying to help others." "[sobbing]" " You're gonna be okay." "Come on." "[coughing]" "Is there anyone still in here?" "Me." "' [gasps]" "Cindy." "Oh." "Out the window." "Go, go." "Ben?" " And one of them that was saved at the end was our Cindy." " I got her." "I got her." " Take her!" " I got her." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[sobbing]" "Oh, my babies." "Oh, my goodness." "Where's Daddy?" "Ron, it's all right in front of you." "I see it." "But I don't" "[sighs]" "Hop out, bud." "I'm staying With Dad." " Well, I'm not staying." "I'm going in." "[car door opens] [indistinct chatter]" " We'll meet you right here after class, okay?" " Be good." " Bye, bud." "Hi." "Hey." "Hi." "What?" "I shouldn't be here." "I thought I could do this for Jase, but I can't." "I've got so much hatred for those people, and I know they're dead, and I'm glad they're dead." "Ron, I love you." "You're the greatest man I know, but I will not raise our children seeing you like this." "You had better figure out What's real in this world and what's not, or you could lose us." " Hey, come on, you guys." "Let's go to class." " It's only natural that our faith is tested when bad things happen, to ask ourselves, if God is in control, then why didn't He stop this?" "Why did He let those people enter the school?" "Why did He let any of our innocent ones get hurt?" "And not just the children and those in room 4." "We've all been Wounded because those we love the most have been hurt." "And because we're human, it's only natural that we have feelings of hatred towards those that did this, but hatred toward them is a dead-end journey." "Hatred towards them is like drinking a poison and hoping it will kill your enemies." "It doesn't Work." "What will work, what will save us from a lifetime of hatred and loathing is the same thing that saved our children in that room..." "Prayer." "We've all witnessed the miracle of how prayer can save lives." "Now let's let it heal our hearts." "[children singing indistinctly in the distance]" "All:" "# Pray He is there #" "# Speak #" "# He is listening #" "# You are His child #" "# His love #" "# Now surrounds you #" "# He hears your prayers #" "# He loves the children #" "# Of such is the kingdom #" "# The kingdom of Heaven #" "# Heavenly Father #" "# Are You really there?" "#" "# And do You hear and answer every child's prayer?" "#" "# Some say that Heaven is far away u#" "# But I feel it close around me as I pray #" "# Heavenly Father, I remember now #" "Dear God, please forgive me." "All: # Something that Jesus told his disciples long ago #" "# Suffer the children to come 10 me #" "# Father, in prayer I'm coming now to Thee #" "I'm so sorry." "Can you forgive me?" "Let's go find your mom, okay?" "Come on." "All. " m Father, in prayer I'm coming now to Thee m [music swells]" " We knew that a miracle had happened, and there was a spirit about the town." "We loved each other." "It was a gift, and we knew it." "We know that there are people on the other side who care." "We know we're not alone." "We know." "I know I'm here for a reason, and it's my children and my husband." "And I was saved that day to be a mother to them and to teach them that not everyone in this world is good, but that we can forgive and that we can move on." "Doris Young told us that..." " Kids, this is an experience you'll all tell your children and your grandchildren all about." "And she was right." "I will tell my children and my grandchildren over and over of the miracles of that day and that prayers are answered." "I know that He protected us that day." "He sent His angels to protect us, and I'm not ashamed to be a voice of that." "Before I go to bed at night," "I check on my four children." "They are miracles to me." "They wouldn't be here if I wasn't here."
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"Mowgli!" "Hush." "It's starting." "Come, children." "Come watch." "Mowgli, tell us your story." "I never knew where I came from." "But I always knew where I belonged." "This is me and Bagheera, the panther who found me in the jungle." "He's a good friend." "But my best friend of all was good ol' Papa Bear." "Man, we had some crazy times together." "And when the monkeys grabbed me, things got really crazy." "Monkeys!" "Bad monkeys!" "Bad!" "Go, Papa Bear!" "Then I came face to face with the meanest, scariest tiger in the whole jungle," "Shere Khan." "You stay away from Mowgli, you mean old tiger, or I'll tie some fire to your tail and burn your butt!" "I got him, Mowgli." "Did you see?" "You sure did, Ranjan." "But it's gonna be hard to finish the story now." "But we all know how it ends." "Shanti blinks her big, beautiful brown eyes at you, and you follow her into our village." " I did not." " Did so!" " Something was in my eye." " Both of them?" "Well, you were so ugly, you made my eyes water." "Well, you..." "Now, now, we give thanks for Shanti's beautiful brown eyes." "Without them, Mowgli would never have come into our lives." "Come to think of it, you used the same trick on me." "And you still fall for it." "Thank you for a wonderful story, Mowgli." " Goodnight, Mowgli." " Night, Shanti." "Watch out for Shere Khan on your way home." "You and your stories." "Everyone knows tigers don't come into the village." "Tigers go wherever they want!" "Goodnight, boys." "Tomorrow's gonna be so great." "Nothing." "Well, you'll need plenty of rest for doing nothing tomorrow." "Off to bed." "We never get to stay up late." "Even wild beasts need their sleep." "Help!" "Ferocious tiger!" "Goodnight, my little wild thing." "Goodnight, Mowgli." "Happy dreams." "Goodnight, sir." "Why do you always call him "sir"?" "His name's Pop." "Come on, Mowgli, wake up!" "It's morning." "You said we'd go to..." "Ranjan." "You want to wake the whole village?" "When does the tiger roar?" "I don't know." "After he catches his prey." "His prey." "Let's go get our prey." "Boys?" "Where are you going so early?" "To do our chores?" "Not without breakfast." " That's OK." "We're not hungry." " Got to go!" "Boys!" "Where are you going?" " To do our chores!" " Bye, Pop!" "See you later." "Remember, don't cross the river." "You can take the boy out of the jungle." "But you can't take the jungle out of the boy." "Yes." "That's what worries me." "Shanti!" "What are you doing here?" "Getting water." "What are you doing here?" "I'm on the lookout for danger." "Danger?" "Please." "There's no danger around here." "Well, keep this just between us." "Yesterday, I saw tiger tracks." "Tiger tracks?" "Right." "It's Shere Khan." "I hear he's looking for me." "Seeking his bloodthirsty revenge." "So keep your ears open, and always watch your back, or the last thing you'll ever hear is..." "When does the tiger roar?" "You're horrible!" "Horrible, stinky boys." "Come on, Ranjan." "He's a bad influence." "Now, don't move." "That wasn't very nice, you know." "Stop that." "You're not a jungle boy." "Why are you so scared of the jungle?" " Because it's dangerous." " Dangerous?" "But Mowgli says..." "You shouldn't listen to everything Mowgli says." "But I thought you liked Mowgli." "Well, I do." "I like Mowgli." "But I have..." "You left this at the river." "Thank you." "She's in a bad mood." "Ranjan." "You want to see a little trick I learned in the jungle?" "That's a pretty good trick." "Well, here's a little trick I learned right here at home." "That's a neater trick." "Like I said, Ranjan, don't listen to him." "She's right, Ranjan." "Don't listen to me." "Listen to the jungle." "Can you hear it?" "Yeah." "The jungle." "Yeah, man." "And when you hear that rhythm, you get a crazy feeling inside." "That morning sun peeks over the mountains" "And all the rhinos rub their eyes When they hear" "Hear what?" "Hear the jungle rhythm" "Those birds are tap-tap-tappin' the tree trunks" "The busy bee hums as he flies Loud and clear" "To the jungle rhythm" "Now you can hightail it out of the jungle" "But it never leaves your heart" "First you feel that beat start bubbling under" "Then you hear the tom-toms loud as thunder" "It's moving me Sounds a lot like being free" "When you feel" "Feel the jungle rhythm" "Come on, Shanti." "Can't do without rhythm" "And when it fills the air Animals everywhere" "Join in the dance" "You'll dance along with 'em Feeling it steal your soul" " We'll stomp our paws" " Flap our wings" "Maybe do one or two crazy things" " Khan khan." " Yeah, that's it." "Shanti, try this." "Not quite." "There we go." "No." "Take a look." "Perfect." "Check out those chattering monkeys" "Swinging through the banyan trees" "Two by two To the jungle rhythm" "Sounds like a wolf pack way in the distance" "Singing pretty harmonies Woo-woo-woo" "To the jungle rhythm" "That's it!" "Now you can hightail it out of the jungle" "But it never leaves your heart" "First you feel that beat start bubbling under" "Then you hear the tom-toms loud as thunder" "It's moving me!" "Sounds a lot like being free" " When I feel" " When I feel" "Feel the jungle rhythm" "Wait." "Wait stop." "You're crossing the river." "Mowgli, you can't go in the jungle." "It's dangerous." "Mowgli!" "Stop!" "Shanti, what is it?" "Children, come inside this instant." "All of you." "Mowgli." "That includes you." "I am very disappointed in you." "You put everyone in danger." "You know you're not allowed to cross the river, yet you disobeyed me." " But..." " No, Mowgli." "The jungle is a dangerous place." "I should know." "You are confined to your room without dinner." "That should give you time to think about what you've done." "Mowgli, I was only trying to..." "Oh, you can hightail it out of the jungle" "But it never leaves your heart" "Oh, Baloo." "Look for the bare necessities" "The simple bare necessities" "Forget about your worries and your strife" "Oh, yeah!" "I mean the..." "That bring the bare necessities of life" "Now, that's more like it!" "Look at you." "Growing like the proverbial weed." "Let's see if you still got it." "Take it away, Little Britches." "Poor fellow." "I said, take it away!" "Well, this ain't gonna work." "You just ain't Mowgli." "I guess I got to get used to singing solo." "He's just not getting over that..." "Oh, no." "Not again." "Baloo?" "Mowgli." "Get out of here." "Now, don't worry." "I'll take care of it." "Baloo?" "Baloo?" "Oh, man." "Bagheera." "How's it wagging?" "This has to stop." "You can't take Mowgli from the man village." "The boy's future lies with his own kind." "His future can wait." "I miss my bear cub." "It's not safe for him in the jungle." "Shere Khan is looking for Mowgli." "Let Shere Khan try something." "We handled him once, we will again." " Baloo, don't push your luck." " Out of the way, Baggy." "You're not going near the village." "Later, Baggy." "That's it!" "Hathi, plan B!" "Hup, two, three, four." "Keep it up, two, three, four." "Remember, men, our objective is full and complete containment." "Prepare for Operation..." "Operation..." ""Stop That Bear"?" "Very good, son." "Prepare for Operation Stop That Bear!" "By the ranks or single file" "Over every jungle mile" "Oh, we stamp and crush Through the underbrush" "Will you please stop?" "Brigade, halt!" "I told you, Baloo, there's no way we're letting you near the man village." "You ain't gonna stop me now, Baggy!" "Look out below!" " Search the water!" " This way." "Nothing here, sir." "Baloo." "I've got him, Colonel!" "Confound it, soldier." "That's a fish!" "Whoopsie." "Disgrace to the uniform." "Colonel!" "This log can't possibly support your weight!" "Balderdash!" "Why, my dear boy, back in '88," " in service to the Crown..." " Oh, no." "Not again." "They don't make trees like they used to." "Got him!" "Got him right here!" "Disguised as a panther, Baloo?" "It's me, Hathi." "Put me down" "Sorry." "Keep searching, men." "He couldn't have gone far." " My toes are getting pruney!" " Who are we looking for again?" "Confound it, man." "We're looking for the elusive..." "Don't turn me in, little guy." "I just want to see my bear cub." "I won't." "I miss Mowgli, too." "This way, quick!" "Thanks, kid." "You're alright." "Say, fellas, look who's coming." "That's Shere Khan." " What'll we do?" " Don't start that again." "Lucky." "Yeah?" "That's the one we told you about." "Shere Khan." "Shere Khan." "You don't say." "Watch this." "I got one for you." "Look at me!" "I'm Shere Khan and my tiger tushie's been torched!" "Ask me if I can whup that tiger." "Go on." "Can you whup that tiger?" "I Shere Khan!" "Do you get it?" "Save me!" "Save me!" "I've been outwitted by 40 pounds of scrawny man cub!" "Help!" "I'm cracking myself up here." "I don't know how I do it." "Hi, kid." "Mind if I drop in?" "Baloo?" "Oh, Baloo..." "Papa Bear!" "Am I glad to see you." "What are you doing here?" "What am I doing here?" "Feeling right for the first time in a while, that's what." "Kid, show me you can still fight like a bear." "Little Britches, you lost your touch." "Mowgli, I've got something for you." "Mowgli, it's me." "I get grounded all the time." "I'm sorry you got in trouble." "Come on, man cub." "Show yourself." "Come on!" "Mowgli?" "Come on." "Stick and move." "Help!" "Wild animal!" "Wild animal?" "Where?" "Let's get out of here." "Help!" "What's that bear doing here?" "There's a wild animal in the village!" "What's the matter?" "There he is." "Where are you going?" "No!" "Come back!" "You're going the wrong way!" "A tiger!" "Don't let him get away." " No!" " Get outta here!" " Shanti, get indoors." " No, no." "He's over..." "No!" "Shanti!" "Shanti, wait for me." "A tiger." "Come on, follow me!" "Mowgli!" "Hold on, Mowgli." "Mowgli!" "Mowgli, where are you?" " Mowgli!" " They must be in the jungle." "The jungle!" "What a weird scene." "Is that place always like that?" "You don't know the half of it." "That village was terrible." "All you hear is rules, rules, rules and work, work, work." "Kid, watch your language." "That's all they do!" "Washing, dressing, fetching, cleaning..." "I'm tired just listening to it." "Sounds like they're screwy over there." "I don't want to talk about it." "Especially Shanti." " Who's Shanti?" " Just a girl from the village." "Hold on." "Not the one that lured you into that village in the first place?" "Yup." "That's the one." "I knew it!" "I knew she was trouble!" "I tried bringing her to the jungle and she got me in trouble." "Say again?" "I wanted her to see what fun we have." "And she got you into trouble?" " Yep!" " Oh, man." "She thinks the jungle is scary." " Where'd she get that crazy idea?" " You got me." "Do my snake eyes deceive me?" "It's the succulent man cub." "You're with me now, kid." "Forget that girl." "You're better off without her." "You got everything you need here." "And me?" "I got my old singing partner back." "Then hit it, Papa Bear!" "Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities" "Forget about your worries and your strife" "I mean the bare necessities" "Old Mother Nature's recipes" "That bring the bare necessities of life" " Wherever I wander" " Where you going?" " Wherever I roam" " Oh, yeah." "I couldn't be fonder Of my big home" "The bees are buzzing in the tree To make some honey just for me" "When you look under The rocks and plants" "Take a glance at the fancy ants" "And maybe try a few" "Thanks, Baloo." "The bare necessities of life will come to you" "They'll come to you" "Oh, Baloo!" "I don't want ever to see that girl or that village again." "Well, of course you don't." "It's just us bears from here on in." "Yeah, man." "You remember everything I learned you?" "You bet I do, Papa Bear." "When you pick a pawpaw" "Or a prickly pear" "And you pick a raw paw Well, next time, beware" "Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw" "When you pick a pear Try to use a claw" "But you don't need to use a claw" "When you pick a pair of the big pawpaw" "Have I given you a clue?" "The bare necessities of life will come to you" " They'll come to you" " To me?" "I so despise these song-and-dance routines." "Mowgli?" "Mowgli?" "Is that you?" "Mowgli?" "He's gotta be here somewhere." "I swear I shall never again associate... with man cubs." "Where could he be?" "Why, the little snack." "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "Excuse me." "Might I be of some assistance?" "Are you lost, little one?" "Are you hungry?" "I'm starved." "Bad snake!" "Bad, bad snake!" "Ranjan?" "What are you doing here?" "You leave Shanti alone!" "OK, Ranjan, I think he's had enough." "You're not getting away that easy." "Ranjan, you're not supposed to be here." "We have to get you home." "No!" "Mowgli's in trouble and we're gonna find him." "I can smell him." "He's this way!" "OK." "But stay close." "We don't want to run into any more scary animals." "Oh, stop that!" "Oh, mercy." "Shere Khan?" "Anyone I know?" "I wish." "Stupid man cub." "Man cub?" "Did I say man cub?" "Well, you know I'd love to stay and shoot the breeze and all, but..." "What's your hurry?" "No reason." "Where is he?" " Who he?" " The man cub, Mowgli." "I know you know." "But I don't." "Please don't insult my intelligence." "It makes me irritable." "He's not in the village." "I know where he isn't." "Now tell me where he is." "Well, he's..." "The swamp!" "He's at the swamp." " The swamp?" " Yes." "Trust in me." "He'd better be, for your sake." "He is." "I'd take you there myself, but I'm afraid I'd slow you down." "Indigestion and all." "Mowgli!" "Ranjan!" "What is it?" "What on earth?" "Retreat!" " Colonel Hathi." " Take cover!" "Oh, no." "Not again." "Excuse me." "Pardon." "Colonel Hathi, what is the meaning of this?" "Man is in the jungle." "What does he want?" "Mowgli!" "Perhaps I was too harsh with the boy." "Don't worry." "We'll find them." "Mowgli!" "Ranjan!" "Baloo." "Almost got it, Baloo." "Them primo mangoes, always the hardest to get." "Got 'em." "This is the life." "Heads up." "Delicious." "Check this out." "Not bad." "Where'd you learn that?" " Shanti showed me." " Shanti?" "No." "I, I said wanti." "I wanti another mango." "No, that's not what you said." "You said Shanti." "No, I didn't." " Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." " Did." " Didn't." " I heard it." " Who cares about Shanti?" "It's just a stupid trick, right?" "Yeah, right." "You don't need her, kid." "You're with old Baloo now." "What are you laughing at?" "What're you doing here, Baggy?" "Haven't you heard?" "Man is in the jungle." "What do they want?" "They're searching for Mowgli." "Mowgli?" "Perhaps maybe you have seen the boy." "Me?" "No." "Well, you know his future is in that village." "Yes." "I just wish I knew where he was." "Yeah." "Sorry." "I wish I could help you out, Baggy." "Enough games, Baloo!" "Give me the boy." "Baggy, I can explain." "I can explain, but I don't have to." "As you can plainly see, Mowgli is not here." "I'm all alone." "I know he's around here somewhere." "And he can't hide forever." "Well, he won't get past you, Baggy." "Kid?" "Kid, where'd you go?" "You trying to scare the tick out of my ticker?" "The whole village, looking for me?" " We can't let nobody see you." " I thought they were mad." "We got to lay low." "They must really miss me." "I wonder if Shanti's with them." "Shanti?" "You definitely don't want her to find you." "Do you?" "No." "We can't let anyone find us, especially that girl." "Come on, Baloo, we gotta get moving." "Lay low." "Hunker down." "Hibernate, like." "Now, Mowgli, what if that girl tracks us down?" "What are you going to do?" "Then you'll have to scare her." "Scare her?" "Has the milk run out of your coconut?" "No, she's terrified of wild animals." "In case you haven't noticed, kid, I'm no wild animal." "Except at parties." "I suppose I'm more of a honey bear." "You can do it, Baloo." "You taught me, remember?" "You scrunch up your eyes like this." "And show your teeth like this." "And roar like this." "Roar?" "No." "Like you mean it!" "Do you want that girl to take me back to the village?" "Yeah, man." "That was great." "Well, I don't know." "Trust me, that'll do it." "In that case, Mowgli, consider that girl scarified." " Thanks, Papa Bear." " Anything for my Little Britches." "OK, let's skedaddle." "Now don't worry." "I got a place downriver." " It's the perfect hideout." " Real quiet?" "Quiet?" "You want quiet, go back to the man village." "This place is happening." "OK, here's the village." "We cross the river and..." "Ranjan, be careful!" "OK, we went right." "No, left." "Left, I mean." "Right." "No, left, then right." "This jungle all looks the same!" "Ranjan, what's that?" "Mowgli?" "He must have been here!" "Or some animal with really sharp claws." "That snake lied to me." "Now, don't take it out on the water just because you don't like the reflection." "I mean, not everyone can be born with such great looks." "You let that tiger get his claws on you and you won't be so good-Iooking." "What?" "That pussycat?" "He's harmless." "Watch this." "Oh, no." "What's the matter, Stripes?" "Man cub got your tongue?" "Lucky, let's find something to do somewhere else." "No, no." "Hang on, fellas." "I got another one." "How many men does it take to whup a tiger?" "Surprise me." "None." "A little kid can do it all by himself." " Come on, Lucky, let's go." " Come on." "In fact, we heard that kid is right here in the jungle." "Right under your whiskers." "Interesting." "I heard he's headed back to the village." "Wrong again, kitty." "No, Lucky, keep your gob shut." "They say he's headed downriver, with a bear." "Downriver, you say?" "Don't listen to him." "Yeah." "He's new around here." "He don't know anything" "On the contrary, he seems to know quite a lot." "Hold on, hot pants!" "Where's the fire?" "Isn't it ironic that your name is Lucky?" "Come on, lads, this way!" "This is the perfect hideout?" "This is King Louie's place." "Was, kid, was." "He's splitsville." "Me and the monkeys turned it into the greatest secret hideout ever." "Coming through." "Baloo." "Good to see you back again, man." " Everybody knows about it." " Then how can it be a secret?" "I mean, everybody who's anybody." "Nobody who's nobody don't know nothing about no place that everybody who's anybody knows about." "You dig?" "My head hurts." "Turn the thinker off a minute and just dive in." "Step aside, and I'll show you what a real rug-cutter can do." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the boss of bop, the jack of jive, the jungle cat who's really gonna keep it alive." "Get ready to stir it up and serve it up." "I'm talking about Baloo is in the house!" "Cats, alright!" "When we start to move Hey, honey, it ain't no joke" "We got a savage groove We didn't learn from human folk" "No human folk" "Excuse our incivility We're W-l-l-l-L-D" "When the music plays All the people stomp their feet" "But a stomping paw Can lay down a better beat" "Tell me we ain't naturally" "W-l-l-l-L-D" "It's a snap To bring out the beast in you" "You're free like the bird it's true" "Or a frog or a hog or..." "Oh, man, whatever!" "From the baddest cat To the sweetest little deer" "Tonight's the night We're gonna get our tails in gear" "Show me your ferocity" "Go W-l-l-l-L-D" "We snort, we squeak" "Up high or deep underground" "We snarl, we shriek" "We fly round and round and round" "Ah, go, you sweet thing." "That's inhuman, baby." "The old mongoose Gets good and loose" "The ocelot gives it all he's got" "The parakeet Goes, "Twiddlee-deet"" "The red macaque Shouts "Hang on, Jack!"" " The tiny worm" " The pachyderm" " The spotted cat" " The water rat" " The great cuckoo" " The bear Baloo" "Are W-l-l-l-L-D" "Here's the thing!" "If we're broke, we never squawk" "We don't need to check no clock To know what time it is" "It's time to rock" "When you dance like that Hey, honey, it sure is hip" "I can't stand it!" "I want to tip my hat But I got no hat to tip" "I don't need no hat." "Ask me why and I won't lie" "I'm W-l-l-l-L-D" "We grunt, we growl Up high or deep underground" "We hoot, we howl" "We fly round and round and round" "My oh me, it's plain to see" "We're W-l-l-l-L-D" "He, she, me, uniquely" "W-l-l-l-L-D" "Every beastie running free" "W-l-l-I-I-I" "L-D!" "Whoo-hoo." "That's my boy." "They don't swing like that in your man village, do they kid?" "Well, no." "Big fat no." "Say, what that village like, anyway?" "Whoa, don't bother the kid." "He told me all about that scene." "Let me lay it out for you." "Those people are crazy." "Everybody works and nobody plays." "Oh, man!" "They got nothing but rules, rules, rules." "And there's even this girl who thinks the jungle is a scary place." "But, you know, it doesn't matter, cos Mowgli will never see that village or that crazy girl again." "Ain't that so, kid?" "Mowgli?" "That morning sun" "Peeks over the mountains" "And all the rhinos rub their eyes" "When they hear" "Hear the jungle rhythm" "Did we find Mowgli yet?" "Are you tired?" "A little." "I'm sure we'll find him soon." "Come on." "Hop up." "You OK up there?" "How could it be" "Half as good as being free?" "Part of me" "Like the jungle rhythm" "Like the jungle rhythm" " Did you hear that?" " Hear what?" "It sounded like Mowgli." " Mowgli!" " Ranjan, wait!" "Mowgli!" "Shanti?" "Are you OK?" "Oh, I feel "vine"." "What are you doing up there?" "Hold on." "I'll be right..." " I can't believe I found you." " I thought I'd never see you again." "You out here, kid?" "Little Britches!" "Mowgli?" "You're not really helping." " Ranjan, stop pulling." " It's her." "That wild bear that carried you off." "What wild..." "Baloo, don't!" "No!" "Roar." "My poor sneezer." "That hurt." "You come anywhere near Ranjan and I'll really show you hurt." " Wait!" " Don't make me do it." "Wait." "Calm down." "It's OK." "But he's attacking us." "Attacking?" "I'm the one socked in the schnozzle." "That's because you scared her." "But, you told me to scarify her." " What?" " No." "Wait a minute." "Mowgli, you planned this?" "Well, I..." " Come on, Ranjan." " Shanti, I can explain!" "Don't even bother." "Shanti, wait!" "Man, you weren't kidding about her." "She's bad news." "No, she's not." "She was helping and you scared her." "Man alive!" "First, you tell me to scare her, then, you tell me not to." "Kid, I only got so much room in this noggin, and it's filling up fast." "You just don't understand." "Alright, how's about laying it out for me?" "Read you loud and clear, kid." "You wanted that girl to find you." "Shanti!" "Where are you?" "Come on!" "There you are." "I'm so sorry." "Will you let me explain?" "Come on, at least talk to me." "You seem surprised to see me, man cub." "I can't imagine why." "I wasn't going to let you get away with what you did to me." "You see, you humiliated me, man cub." "Surely you do realise I simply can't let you live." "Run." "Oh, you're going to try and outrun me." "How droll." "Come on." "This way!" "Alright." "Stay here." "Mowgli, no!" "Wait here." "I have to help Mowgli." "But I want to help Mowgli, too!" "No, I'll be right back, I promise." "Don't move." "Whoa." "Hold still." "Calm down, kid." "Where's Mowgli?" "Shere Khan." "Shere Khan?" "Hold on!" "No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide," "I will catch you." "Come out, come out, wherever you are." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Not another man cub." "Can't you go any faster?" "Baloo!" "What is the meaning of this?" " Mowgli's in trouble!" " Shanti, too!" "Who's Shanti?" "Take the kid!" "I'll help Mowgli." "Baloo!" "Be careful." "Mowgli?" "Mowgli, is that you?" "Mowgli?" " You!" "Stay away from me!" " You!" "Why are you here?" " One of my den has a problem." " I spent a night in the jungle." "I was attacked by a snake." "But I don't care." " I'm here to help Mowgli!" " I'm here to help Mowgli!" " You what?" " You are?" "I guess we're on the same side." "I guess so." " OK." " OK." "You go that way." "I'll cover you." "Oh, no." "Well, isn't this a delightful turn of events?" "So, what's it going to be, man cub?" "You or your adorable little girlfriend?" "I'm waiting." "One." " Two." " No, don't!" "Thr..." "No more games, man cub." " Mowgli!" " Come on!" "Mowgli, look out!" " Oh, no!" " We can do it." "Jump!" "Come on!" "Mowgli." "Hello, Stripes." "You're looking a bit down in the mouth today." "Oh, no." "What's the matter?" "Cat got your tongue?" "I always said you had a good head on your shoulders Khanny, me boy." "This is fantastic, playing to a captive audience." "I just love it." " Bagheera." " Mowgli." "It's awfully good to see you, man cub." "Come on, follow me!" "Bagheera, this is Shanti, my best friend from the village." "Ranjan!" "Shanti!" "There they are!" " Papa!" " Come on, Mowgli!" "Mowgli!" "Mowgli, I have to go." "Shanti." "Well?" "Come on, Mowgli." "Come on, Ranjan." "Baloo." "It's OK, kid." "That girl isn't so bad after all, is she?" "Go on, Mowgli." "Really?" "Really." "Don't let her get away." "Come with me." "Now you know I can't do that." "I'm gonna miss you, Papa Bear." "Me, too, Little Britches." "Me, too." "Alright." "There, come on, now." "You'd better hurry up." "Wait!" "Mowgli!" "What took you so long?" " Race you back!" " Come on, Ranjan." "Wait!" " Shanti!" " We've found the children." " Ranjan!" " Mummy!" "You gave us quite a scare." "Shanti, I was so worried about you." "I'm OK." "I'm so sorry." "I was just trying to help Mowgli." "I'm sorry, sir." "It's just that..." "No, Mowgli." "I'm sorry." "I should have understood that the jungle is a part of who you are." "I'm just glad you're safe." " Ranjan." " You won't believe it." "There was a big old snake and I beat him up." "Of course you did." "I'm proud of you, Baloo." "That was very brave..." "Now, Baggy." "Don't get any ideas about running after him and trying to talk him into staying with us." "He belongs in that village, and you know it." "Oh, really?" "Yes, really." "He's got his whole future there." "I'm sorry, Baloo." "You're absolutely right." "I'm really gonna miss that kid." "Me, too." "Wait a minute." "I'm having myself an idea." "Baloo?" "Come on, Mowgli." "We'll be late." "OK." "I'm right behind you." "Just getting some water." " Alright." "Be careful, son." " I will." "See you, Pop." "Let's see if he remembers to actually bring back some water this time." "Shanti, let's remember to actually bring back water this time." "Yeah, man!" "Man, that beat is chillin' me." " Hi, Papa Bear." " Hey there, Little Britches." "Shanti!" "Ranjan?" "Look for the bare necessities" "The simple bare necessities" "Forget about your worries and your strife" "Yeah, man." "I mean, the bare necessities" "That's why us bears can rest at ease" "With just the bare necessities of life" "Oh, yeah." "With just the bare necessities of life" "One more time!" "With just the bare necessities of life" "Yeah, man!" "Can you hear it?" "Yeah, man." "Now, I'm the king of the swingers" "The jungle VIP" "I reached the top and had to stop" "And that's what's bothering me" "I want to be a man, man cub" "And stroll right into town" "And be just like the other men" "I'm tired of monkeying around" "I wanna be like you" "I wanna walk like you" "Talk like you, too" "You'll see it's true" "An ape like me" "Can learn to be human, too" "Baby!" "Yeah, take it away!" "Crazy man, crazy." "Let's go." "Here we go." "Come on." " Check this out." " This place is happening!" "Can you hear it?" "Oh, yeah." "Step, step, step, step aside." "And I'll show you what a real rug cutter can do." "Anything for my Little Britches." "Hit it, Papa Bear." "Yeah, you" "I wanna be like you" "I wanna walk like you" "Talk like you, too" "You'll see it's true" "Someone like me" "Can learn to be someone like me" "Can learn to be someone like you" "Can learn to be someone like me" "Yeah, man." "Not bad." "Sometimes when night has come" "The river sings a song" "In my dreams it seems to leave me" "Right where I belong" "Wandering everywhere" "Each way I turn is wrong" "How I'm wishing I could be there" "Right where I belong" "Smiles that have warmed me" "Arms that have held me" "Are all a part of who I am" "It's never easy leaving your friends behind" "Missing them, loving them" "Someplace was meant for me" "And that's what keeps me strong" "Somehow knowing I'll be going" "Right where I belong" "Right where I" "Home where I belong" "Check out those chattering monkeys Swinging through the banyan trees" "Two by two To the jungle rhythm" "Sounds like a wolf pack way in the distance" "Singing pretty harmonies Woo-woo-woo" "To the jungle rhythm" "Now you can hightail it out of the jungle" "But it never leaves your heart" "First you feel that beat start bubbling under" "Then you hear the tom-toms loud as thunder" "It's moving me!" "Sounds a lot like being free" " When I feel" " When I feel" "Feel the jungle rhythm" "Subtitles by IMS"
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" Why here?" " It's quiet, and, uh, every few months, they dump truckloads of new silt from the bay." "So you bury something here, it gets buried again and again." "Yeah." "Why'd you move him?" "You questioned me." "You were right about some things, and I got scared." "So you went to Pernell Harris for help." "No." "I did it all by myself." "I dug up Shane, and I put him in Julio Farkas' backyard." " You're lying, Keith." " No." "You're lying." "You couldn't have done that." "We had people watching you." "You went to that church, and you stayed in that church." "Pernell moved Shane's body." " No." " Dumped it at Julio's." "No." "It was me." "It was only me." "It's a straight shot from the kill site to the dump site." "I don't know about that." "I'd take the 580 to the 4, get off on Maricopa." "You would?" "Even with the little express lane camera snapping shots of you every 2 miles?" "Come on." "There's a couple places he could have stopped." "Mike Alcala said it was an older white guy with gray hair, goatee." "That doesn't sound like you." "Why would he lie?" "I wouldn't say anybody's lying." "Sometimes people get things wrong." "Is that why you tried to kill him?" "I only know about Shane." "Right." "Shane." "He was a good one." "$2.25" "$3.75" "Hey, uh, these cameras, do they work, or are they just for show?" "Of course they work." "How many times did you stab him?" "Four or five." "Where?" "The leg." "Femoral artery." "Why bleed him out?" "Why not just slit his throat and be done with it?" "I wanted him to have time for salvation." "Salvation for what?" "Oh, that's right." "You're born again." "How does murder work with being a born-again Christian?" "I'm not perfect." "None of us are." "What about lying?" "Is that okay for a good Christian boy?" "I'm not lying." "You know what this looks like, Keith?" "It looks like you're covering for Pernell Harris." "You tried to kill the only witness against him, and that didn't work, and this is your last resort." "If you were a good Christian boy, you'd tell me the truth right now." "I murdered Shane, and I need to pay." "But killing a cop means the death penalty." "Uh... that sounds fair." "Sacrifice." "That's very Christian." "Get up." "Thank you for your time, Mr. Dennison." "You're free to go." "No, no." "I killed Shane." "No, I don't think so." "I think we got the right guy." "Thank you for your time." " Wait!" " Hey!" "Aah!" "My God!" "Uhh!" "That fucking cop begged me for his life!" "He cried for his babies!" "I bled him slow!" "I laughed!" "Get him the fuck out of here." " No!" " Get up." "I killed him!" "Welcome back, Bay Area." "Well, the focus in the Shane Caldwell murder case has been all about privileged 1%-er Judge Pernell Harris, but I say enough about the alleged perpetrator." "Let's talk about the family for once... slain officer Shane Caldwell's family." "Heather, how are you and the kids doing?" "We're doing okay, I guess." "My kids knew that their daddy had a dangerous job." "Do you think Judge Harris killed your husband?" "I just want whoever did this to pay." "You must miss Shane terribly." "When I lost Owen, I was inconsolable." "I clung to little things." "For months, I sprayed his cologne on my pillow." "I wear Shane's ring." "I put it on after they brought him home to me." "We need to talk, Pernell." "Crys, hey." "Why don't you sit down?" "We need to strategize." "Sweetheart, I don't want you worrying about this trial." "It's not about the trial." "It's what we do after you're convicted." "Hang on." "Nobody's getting convicted." "I need to plan for a future without you, Pernell." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Nick can help me do that." "Get the fuck off my wife." "Come on, Pernell." "How do you think I got him to take your case?" "Harder." " Uhh!" " Don't stop." "Crys!" "Pernell." "Judge Harris." "Are you with me?" "Oh, doc." "You got to make these stop." " Yeah." "Who were you talking to?" " Nobody." "It doesn't matter." "But I was paralyzed." "Couldn't move." "You couldn't move in the vision or in reality?" "Both." "It happened to me yesterday, too." "So these are ongoing." "You have a hunch." "Spit it out." "Well, fluctuating coherence, waking hallucinations, muscular rigidity." "These are all symptoms to Lewy Body Dementia." "Does that ring a bell?" "I sent somebody to prison." "Murdered four people in cold blood." "His lawyer said he had that Lewy Body." "Tried to plead insanity." "If that's what it is, there's a cure, right?" "There's no cure, just drug therapy." "Okay, what drugs?" "Now, first we need to confirm the diagnosis." "I don't want to spend any extra time on this." "Why don't we just go right into the therapy?" "Yes." "I found my father laid out on the floor of the kitchen, j-just like you were a minute ago." "The whole right side of his body was paralyzed." "I thought he had a stroke." "Nope." "Pinched sciatic nerve." "First we do the tests." "Coming up, how high up does one have to be on the City Council's food chain to make society look the other way?" "Special correspondent Yasmin Florenoy has a story that'll make you count down the days to the next municipal election." " You lied to me." " Jesus Christ." "What the fuck are you doing in my house?" "What the fuck are you doing in my life?" "Someone took a shot at me because of you." "I'm looking for my son's program." "Bathwater?" "Sure... here you go." "Anne Wu gave you that." "Why?" "She hired me to crack it and get it ready for the market." "Wait." "PJ wanted to distribute this free." "How do I do that?" "He did?" "That's why he wouldn't sell it to Anne." "He used his encryption key to access the source code." "Upload that into the web." "Doesn't matter where." "Just put PJ's name on it, and the right people will find it." "I'm not even sure I know what you're talking about." "The encryption key is like a password." "The source code is like gibberish without it." "With it, it's Bathwater." "Did Anne have the key?" "If she does, it's probably at Brooks Innovations." "I'll pay you to help me get the key back." "Can't spend money if I'm dead." "Then don't die." "Jocelyn?" "Jocelyn!" "Jocelyn!" " Oh." " Asa, I'm fine." " You scared me." " I'm okay, I'm okay." "Don't be scaring a black person like that, J." "My therapist asked me to do this before our session today." "How much do you pay this damn shrink again?" "It's really not as insane as it sounds." "It's... exposure therapy." "She says that, um, if I can get through talking about the assault, then it'll just become another story and not a scar." "Oh, shit." "I'm sorry." "Is that, uh..." "Genuine alligator." "They swim, right?" "So do you have, like, a bad juju about water?" "Yeah." "I did." "I almost drowned when I was a kid." "I lost consciousness and everything." "You want to tell me the happy ending?" "My dad bought me a set of water wings, and he said that they were magic." "And, uh... that was it." "I was in the water all summer." "PJ would have called that a hack." "You're right." "But how does it help you with the..." "The rape?" "Rape." "You can call it that." "That's..." "That's what it was." "Yeah, magic water wings for rape." "I don't..." "I don't know." "I'm trying to figure that one out myself." "That fucking psychopath Keith Dennison?" "You just let him walk?" "You don't kick any confession without calling me first." " That was a sure thing." " Was it?" "Come on, Gil." "You know how this goes." "You charge one guy." "His buddy confesses." "You charge the buddy, they point fingers at each other." "Boom." "Reasonable doubt." "You really want me to pick up this no-name career criminal?" "I'll do it right now." "Don't give me that." "You know exactly what I want:" "that arrogant fuck Harris permanently off the bench and buried in a super max." "But it's my face on this trial, and I won't let him embarrass me again." "I wouldn't have let Dennison go if I didn't have a good reason." "Now come on." "My guys found something that's going to help us out." "Are we going somewhere?" "The 77 line is my new temporary housing." "Runs 24 hours, and it's never empty." "Makes it harder to shoot me." "Why does somebody think" "PJ's program is worth killing for?" "Do you even understand what Bathwater is?" " What it does?" " Yeah." "It's got something to do with not being tracked by the Web." "No." "What Bathwater does is randomly poison the information they collect from you." "One time it's age, then it's gender, then location, whatever." "And if one piece of information is tainted, the data vultures have to throw out everything they collected:" "the baby with the bath water." "Get it?" "PJ was clever." "PJ was a fucking anarchist." "So who was shooting at us?" "Brooks?" "Facebook, Google, Palantir." "I mean, there's a long list of companies whose main business is collecting our personal data and selling it." "If Anne was working for herself, why would this... this encryption key be at Brooks?" "You'll find something on those servers." "You remember where, right?" "Yeah." "Your stop." "Do you remember me when..." "I was the judge... in your trial?" "Your lawyer said you had Lewy Body Dementia, that you were insane," "but I didn't believe it." "I think I might have the same thing." "I wanted to talk to you." "Would you talk to me?" "My life depends on it." "I only talk to people who have been touched." "You been touched?" "You have." "He talks to you, doesn't He?" "Who?" "You know who." "Did He give you a message for me?" "No." "He used to whisper to me through a waitress." "Sometimes animals." "I have visions... through my dead son." "You're so blessed." "I can't hear Him anymore." "They make me take drugs." "And these drugs, they... they make it go away." "They say hell is the depravation of the presence of God, and they're right." "What do they give you?" "Quetiapine." "You're a judge." "Please make them stop." "I... sincerely wish you the best of luck, Mr. Brody." "And the spirit" "I will put within you will take away the stony heart out of your flesh." "Ezekiel." "Please!" "Make them stop giving me that poison." "I wanted to be with Him again!" "Please." "Ah, fuck." "Okay." "Sit down." "Roll up your sleeve." "I don't need the test." "Just give me the prescription." "No." "Sit down." "God damn it, why?" "This drug your asking for, Quetiapinetiapine, it's barely in circulation anymore because it's harmed more people than it's helped." "So first we confirm the diagnosis." " Sit." " It's Lewy Body." "I know it is." "I talked to the guy who had it." "Everything he was describing is exactly what I was experiencing." "This guy was a cold-blooded killer." "They gave him the drug." "He's sitting around like a pussycat." "If this can fix me, why wait?" "So you talked to one guy, and now you have all the answers?" "It's that easy?" "Is that the problem?" "If it's too easy, it's gonna fuck up the chapter you want to write about me?" "Oh, no." "I'm not going to write a chapter on you." "I'm looking at a whole goddamn book." "And the only thing in question is the ending." "Do I actually find out what's wrong with you and solve your problem, or do I spit the words "I told you so"" "right into the hole I carve in your brain after you OD'd on drugs you never should have taken?" "Either way, it's going to be a great book." "Fuck this." "Nathan?" "You wanted to see me?" "Yes." "Come in." "And close the door." "No." "Put that away." "You don't need it." "How was your meeting?" "Excuse me?" "I came by your office earlier." "Your assistant Ariella said you had a meeting." "Huh." "How did that happen, I wonder." "Oh." "Uh, I don't know." "No." "Of course not." "How could you?" "You heard of the Japanese honeybee." "Fierce little warriors." "They get attacked by 3-inch hornets, but the bees know the hornets' weakness:" "heat." "The bees swarm the hornet and vibrate, raising the temperature so high, their enemy cooks in its own skin." "We are the Japanese honeybee." "Those who don't understand our work, they're the hornets." "Do you see?" "It's beautiful." "The hive takes care of itself." "If even one of us is distracted, we all become vulnerable." "How can I help you?" "Quetiapine is... an unusual request." "What condition are you treating?" "Hemorrhoids." "Of course." "Many patients take comfort in Oxy Contin... say, 80 milligrams?" "Give me what I asked for." "You should know there's a chance of stroke, heart attack, and other complications." "Okay." "Do not deviate from the instructions." "At Garland Hills Clinic, we value two things:" "health and privacy." "When Dr. Magic Pills is giving dire warnings, you know you shouldn't be taking this shit." "He was shot in the head." "Do you know him?" "You're the one who bought the paper." "And he was the one asking for you while you were out gallivanting in Stockton." "Two tablets twice a day." "You got any water?" "Red Bull." "Take it or leave it." "Freeze it right there." "It's not crisp, but I think I see Judge Pernell Harris looking like he won first place in a digging contest." "I'm with District Attorney Gilbert McCauley." "Thank you for joining us." "It was an invitation we couldn't turn down." "It's our job, after all, to keep the people informed." "Mr. McCauley, that is an awful lot of air fresheners." "Wouldn't you agree?" "Well, numbers are relative, Lesley." "To say anything else would be conjecture." "But the DA's office is in possession of this video, correct?" "Yes, we are." "What we're curious about is how you came by it." "Trusted and legal sources." "And that's all you're going to charm out of me." "This gas station is near where we now know" "Officer Shane Caldwell was killed and buried." "That is correct." "Later, of course, we know" "Officer Caldwell's body was dug up and moved." "That is also correct." "Well, if I was on the Harris defense team," "I would be praying for a plea bargain." "And if I were you, I'd be going after the death penalty." "Well, uh, you certainly do have a talent for looking at things from both sides, Lesley." "We'll just have to see what the people think." "In the meantime, Judge Pernell Harris is still free." "Mr. Harris is entitled to his bail." "Well, of course." "Pernell Harris isn't exactly Mr. Everyday Average Citizen." "Wouldn't we all like to be walking around with millions of dollars and a pet mayor in our pocket to handle our indiscretions?" "I know how you feel about the part you played in the deal." "Well, what do your colleagues at Brooks think?" "Ask them." "Well, Guy Guillet just died." "Aneurysm." "Instant." "That's why I try to stay in front of this blood pressure thing." "What about Anne Wu?" "I can't seem to get in touch with her." "Brooks fired her." "Haven't heard from her since." "Facebook's dormant." "She's not answering her phone." "I put in a call to her parents." "It's like the woman just fell off the face of the earth." "Okay, I'm confused." "What type of story are you writing?" "Bobo, don't you think this is weird?" "One person is dead, and the other one's missing." "No, I don't think it's weird, and all..." "A door closed means private meeting." "Yeah, Dad, have you been watching the news?" "Yeah, okay, enough of the attitude." "Spit it out, Asa." "You need to catch up on the "Lesley Levay Report."" "She's got a video on Pernell that's not a good look." " What?" " She went out of her way to say that Robert Boston is a teacup poodle in Pernell Harris' pocket." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "It's not your fault, Keith." "It's because of me they found that video of you." "This was all supposed to stop." "They thought I killed him before." "Why did they let you go?" "Son of a bitch Toby." "Trying to railroad me." "He's corrupt." "The whole force is corrupt." "You must hate me." "No." "There's too much goodness in you." "I don't understand." "Son" "I don't know anybody that would have stepped up like that for me." "I love you... for trying to make that sacrifice." "You feel okay, Judge Harris?" "Go home, okay?" "I'll take care of everything." "Don't you worry about anything." "The key isn't anywhere in the Brooks servers." "We're fucked." "But I'm done looking." "Forget the money." "I'm getting out of town." "Stop pretending you don't give a shit." "My son was in so much pain, he shot himself, and I didn't see it coming." "This is the last thing I will ever be able to do for him." "Anne worked at Brooks for three fucking years." "There's got to be something on that server that can help us." "Apex." "What's Apex?" "Anne mentioned it once." "She said that she used it to get Bathwater in the first place." "Fuck." "If it's not in her office, it's got to be in her apartment." "Do you really want to walk into Anne's apartment?" "What's going on with you?" "I'm good." "How are you, beautiful?" "Excuse me, sir." "No, they're in a meeting right now." "No, it..." "If you are hiding anything else, I need to know." "Because it's coming out." "You can count on it." "There is nothing else." "No?" "So you have a good explanation" " why you were at that gas station." " Don't go there, Nick." "Well... this whole case just got turned inside out, didn't it?" "Hey." "How's everybody doing?" "Like I give a shit." "What is the plan?" "We can fix this." " I can fix this." " The damage is done." "They have you on video covered in dirt." "You look like you could have Caldwell's severed head in your van." "Three quarters of the jury base watches Levay." "They already think you're guilty." "Tramble, I wasn't asking for an audio replay." "The woman called me Pernell's lap dog on TV live." "But he can fix that." "The mayor can't be associated with a man who'll be convicted of murder." "Is that any way to talk about your godfather?" "Come on, come on." "Give me a hug." "I filed a request for a change of venue." " That's it?" " Yeah." "That is it." "Because when you get blindsided by your own client, you don't get to go on the attack." "You get to lick your wounds." "You're just fucking everybody's shit up, aren't you?" "Guys, look, someone in SVPD leaked that footage." "Okay?" "Source or not, that's illegal, right?" "Let's go after them, and let's get Levay on libel." "Now you're talking." "It's a PR problem, Bobo." "You need to change the narrative." "Give people another image of Pernell." "I like the way you think, Mrs. Harris." "I'm sorry." "So what are you saying, a press conference?" "Or mass hypnosis?" "He is not going on camera." "I..." "I'm good on camera." "No, no, no." "A press conference is too defiant." "It needs to be an interview." "I've already got a call in to Jeremy Lynch." "How about Lesley Levay?" "You hate Lesley Levay." "Yeah, I hate Lesley Levay, but, I mean, you're right, Crys." "People got to look me in the eye and let them hear me say I'm innocent." "I am innocent." "That could speak to the audience that already thinks you're guilty." "Not much to lose with them." "Okay, has everybody gone crazy?" "Levay is an expert at making people lose their shit." "He'll be target practice for her." "I'm telling you, man, I can hold my own with her." "I'll give the audience something else to focus on." "Okay, no." "Trust me." "We keep giving this man the benefit of the doubt, and we keep getting bit in the ass." "I'd feel a lot better if his loving wife was by his side." "Great idea." "Levay is in." "I'm getting details." "Thank you." "I'm pretty sure you don't want to do this, so thank you." "I don't hate you, Pernell." "Oh." "Well, I love you, too." "Wait." "W-Wait." "I need to ask you something." "And don't lose your shit." "It'll be good practice for you." "When, um... your guy cleaned up after... what did he do with Anne's things?" "He left them there." "He made sure there was no trace of you or what happened." " What about her keys?" " Wait..." "Whoa." "Why are you asking me this?" "Crys, whatever you're thinking about doing, don't, okay?" "So you still have them." "Where are the keys?" "Babe, we have to talk to Mrs. Wexler." "Her dog won't stop barking." "I asked her to keep him in at night." "Oh." "Do you hear that?" "Huh." "Joselyn." "Joselyn." "Hey." "Hey." "It's over." "I'm sorry." "The..." "The dog was barking." "And I remember that I didn't think I was getting off that floor." "I remember a ring." "And that I didn't want to die." "And how do you feel now?" "I don't know." "I don't know, but I..." "I..." "I..." "I got through it, didn't I?" " Yes, you did." " Yeah." "Yes, you did." "We roll in 30 seconds." " You ready to dive back in?" " Yes." "All right, here we go." "5, 4, 3..." "We are back and personal with Judge Pernell Harris and his luminous wife." "And I have to thank you, Crystal, for allowing us a peek at this garden." "Well, any time." "Judge Harris, your story is no secret to the city of San Vicente, and it's a pretty tragic one." "Well, I mean, it may not sell newspapers, but... we've also had some happy times." "That's very brave of you to say, especially after the year your family has had." "Your daughter-in-law raped, your son, consumed with guilt, shoots himself..." "I don't think that any of us can ever truly know what was... what was going on inside PJ's... mind right at that moment... especially you." "Of course not." "But can you tell me what you were thinking when you entered a vicious legal battle with your son's wife over the right to keep him on life support?" "We were, uh, holding out hope that he might wake up." "But despite every doctor telling you that was impossible, you still publicly attacked a rape victim for weeks before ultimately changing your mind?" "Answer the question, Dad." "The truth." "I was wrong, and when I realized that, I corrected the situation." "Then is it possible that you were wrong when you accused the late officer Shane Caldwell of raping your daughter-in-law?" "You know, I didn't... kill anyone." "I'm being framed by the police department." "Framed?" "By the cops?" "I happen to know that a suspect has come forth with a complete confession, including details that only... only the killer could know, and they just set it aside without a second thought." "There's something terribly disturbing going on here." "You make it sound like a witch hunt." "Oh, it's worse than that." "It's corruption." "The entire force is rotten." "That's quite an indictment coming from you." "Can you tell me how you know this?" "Well, perhaps you should ask the man behind the curtain:" "Chief Toby Clay." "That's an interview" "I would really like to see." "Join me?" "No, but go ahead." "You did good." "Was that true what you said about the police?" "I think so." "Hmm." "What else?" "You had that look in your eye." "Crys, I swear I'm not having any visions." "I need Anne's keys." "You know what that poison does to you, Dad, don't you?" " Turns your heart into stone." " No." "I-It works." "I'm cured." "Cured of what?" "God?" "Never." "Mr. Harris." "Mr. Harris!" "Call 911!" "Welcome, Bay Area, to a "Levay Report"" "exclusive prime time special, as we get up close and personal with Judge Pernell Harris and his wife Crystal." "He's wealthy, he's powerful, larger than life, and charged with murder." "She's the flawless, regal woman at his side while Judge Pernell Harris makes a startling accusation of his own:" "framed by the cops." "I happen to know that a suspect has come forth with a complete confession, including details that only... only the killer could know." "We've already talked to the widow." "I wear Shane's ring." "I put it on when they brought him home to me." "Stay tuned while we talk to the suspect." "That was a parting gift." "Stolen the night Jocelyn was raped." "Crys." "Anne's place is empty." "It was cleaned out." "Somebody knows." "Crys, leave this." "I don't want you getting involved." "They told me about this drug that you took." "Why are you taking it?" "It's for anxiety." "Been a rough couple of weeks." "I thought it would help." "I want to..." "I'm try..." "I'm trying to get better, Crys." "I want to get better for you." "I see how hard you're trying." "I do." "Crystal." "I..." "I need to talk to him." "Oh, uh, he's... he's asleep." "What is it?" "Can you tell me?" "Um... he was right all along." "Shane Caldwell raped me." "You're sure?" "Yeah." "And I..." "I was going to drop it." "I wasn't going to ask anymore about the book or why PJ called Pernell last before he shot himself." "But now I..." "I need to know." "Is there more?" "Don't I deserve to know?" "You're not going to like it." "It... changes everything... knowing." "I heard what happened." "Yeah, you and everybody else in San Vicente." "Come on." "I'll give you a ride." "Vegas or TJ?" "I think you'll feel better once you see Pernell." "Actually..." "I feel just fine without seeing Pernell." "I'm done." "He's still your friend, Bobo." "Friend." "Would a friend get his homeboy entangled in this bullshit?" "Would a friend let a whole city believe that he's the true mayor pulling the strings on a puppet he put in the office?" "They're even saying that it was Pernell who brought Brooks in when I was the one who courted Brooks, kept the deal alive for years and took it all the way to that concrete pour... that fucking concrete pour." "I'm going to find out who they is, and I'm going to put my foot up their ass." "How about that?" " Not the foot." " The foot." "You got my back, huh?" "I got your back." "And when they read the story, they're going to know the truth." "You're not standing in anyone's shadow, especially not Pernell Harris." "Okay." "Yeah." "Thank you for that." "I called ahead." "The hospital's ready for you." "Yeah, change of plans." "I'm going to go home... straight home." "You coming?" "That monstrous fucking bitch." "W-What kind of woman has another woman raped?" "She wanted to hurt him." "She was jealous." "Did he love her back?" "No." "It was just a fling, and he broke it off." "Is that an excuse?" "No." "No." "I knew." "I didn't know then, but I was... it was right there." "Ohh." "I knew when I caught him getting out of the Eastwood Apartments." "He said that he had a meeting." "That fucker." "This is a trap, guaranteed." "Don't worry." "Somebody shoots up this neighborhood, the homeowners' association would skin them alive." "How did you find this place?" "What the fuck is this?" "The dead son was chopping it up with the woman who stole his software?" "What difference does it make?" "Let's find this Apex thing and get out of here." "Wilson." "You sure Apex is a drive?" "Oh, shit." "Apex." "synced and corrected by susinz"
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"Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer":" "This dark spell I hold in my worthless hand is our gift to you, Glorificus." "Please, call me Glory." " What if she's something else altogether?" " Something new, you mean?" "Something old." "So old it predates the written word." "Lady, whatever you are, please..." "I have two daughters." "The Key is energy." " My brethren sent it to you." " Dawn." " She has no idea?" " No." "She thinks she's my kid sister." "I have to take care of her." "Your mother has low-grade glioma." "It's a brain tumour." "Listen, you two, I know this creamed spinach is delicious, but I won't be offended if you go out for some real food." "You kidding me?" "This is the good life." "Relaxing in bed while people bring you food on trays." " l like the Jell-O." " Help yourself." "Food that moves by itself gives me the heebie-jeebies." "It's good and wiggly." "A girl at school told me gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet, and if you eat Jell-O some cow out there is limping with no feet." "But I told her I'm sure they kill 'em before they take off their feet." "Right?" "You're the one who insisted on teaching her to talk." "Oh, hello, Dr Kriegel." "You know my girls, Buffy and Dawn." "Yes." "You two are becoming part of the regular crew around here." " Just keeping her company." " Good." " Just be careful you don't wear her out." " Oh, don't worry about that." "I woke up exhausted." "There's really no more exhausted to get." "Well, maybe some good news'll help." "The blood work's back from the lab." "Everything's fine." "So we've scheduled your surgery for the day after tomorrow at ten in the morning." "How's that sound to you?" "I think they had me scheduled for volleyball, but I can work around it." "All right then." "Joyce, you take care." "Make sure and get some good solid rest." "And I mean that." "The day after tomorrow. I can't stand to stay here another two days just waiting." "Waiting?" "Give me a break, we got tons to do." "We have soap operas to watch and trashy magazines to read." "And an adjustable bed to fiddle with." "That alone will keep me busy for four hours." "I really don't need you to stay here." "I know you've got patrolling to do." "Not tonight." "Tonight I have "Mom taking care of" to do." "Riley's filling in with the others." "I'm sure they have it all under control." " Human chest!" "Human chest!" " Sorry!" "My God." "What a rough night." "I dusted two of 'em!" "Yay on me!" "That was pretty cool." "Except the part where l was all terrified and now my knees are all dizzy." "Not so much a big success night for me." "But I should get points just for showing up." "Unlike some Riley Finn who shall remain unnamed." "That was disappointing." "Things would have been easier if he'd come." "Piffle!" "Who needs him when I'm dusting two at a ti..." "Whoops." "Maybe it would've been good if he had showed up." "Perhaps he forgot." "Care package!" "Special delivery for the Summers girls." "Let's see what I have in this sack of mine." "I feel just like Santa Claus, except thinner and younger and female and, well, Jewish." "This is an extra-special gift for your mom that I know she'll need." "A beer hat!" "See?" "It's got cup holders and a straw that goes directly into your mouth." "You can fill it with other stuff than beer." "And somehow, when I was in the store, this seemed the most important idea, and now there's the whole part where l'm crazy." "It's perfect." "Thank you, Willow." "You're very sweet." "Let's see who's next." "Dawn, I believe I have something in here for you." " Headache?" " Just a little one." "Biggish little one." "I'm fine!" "Go on, what else is in that sack of goodies, Willow?" "All right." "Dawn, to keep you busy." "Ooh, spells!" "Thank you, Willow!" "You got her a book on spells." "The girl who can break things by just looking at them now has a book to teach her to break things by looking at 'em?" "It doesn't actually have spells in it." "Just history and anecdotes, stuff like that." "Oh, Buffy, I have this for you." "Homework?" "I don't believe in tiny Jewish Santa any more." " And a yo-yo." " Thank you." "The book is just in case you get a chance to look it over." "We're doing World War I now." "The last exam was really pretty easy, just underlying causes and trench foot." " Should be no hassle to make it up." " l don't know if I'll take that exam." "I'd rip it in half and stick it in bed with me!" "Mom?" " l think I'm gonna take a little rest now." " OK." "We'll be right outside if you need us." "What was she talking about?" "I mean, that was weird." " She's gonna be fine." " lt's OK." "I'm sorry." "The doctor spoke to me, and I should have told you." "The thing that's pressing on her brain, sometimes it might make her say weird things." " Does she know she's saying them?" " Not really." "It's sort of like a flash." "But you saw her two seconds afterward - she was normal." "And after the operation, no more pressing." "She'll be all normal all the time." " ls that right?" " Hey, Santa doesn't lie." " Oh, excuse me." " Careful, the facts say a picnic is in order." "What is that thing?" "There's no data." "There's no pictures on this one there!" "What is the data?" "There's no one in there." " Buffy?" " Come on, honey." "Don't worry about it." "I'm going home?" "Home?" "Home, home, home..." "What's wrong with him?" "is it like Mom?" "A thing in his head?" "I don't think so. I think it's different." "Don't worry about it." "I guess I missed that." "Was he bothering you?" "Hey, Ben." "This is my friend Willow." " Hi." " Hi." "And, yeah, the crazy man was a little, you know, crazy, but it's OK." " Are they gonna send him home?" " Don't get me started." "The mental ward's booked beyond capacity, nowhere to put them, so the ones with families are being sent home." "Like his family is able to take care of him!" "He has to have someone watch him 24-7." "What was he saying to you?" "Oh, he was just babbling." " You know what's weird?" " Japanese commercials are weird." "Yes." "And also, you know, some of the stars we're looking at don't even exist any more." "In the time that it takes for their light to reach us, they've died." "Exploded." "Poof." "Were things rough at the hospital?" "You know, I used to love to look up at them when I was little." "They're supposed to make you feel all insignificant, but they made me feel like... like I was in space." "Part of the stars." "There's Canis Minor." "And Cassiopeia." "And the Big Pineapple." "You know, I'm not sure I remember that one." "Oh, it's a major one." "See those three bright stars right over there?" "Yeah." "And see those stars along there?" "That's the bottom of the pineapple." " lt's big." " Hence the name." "The real ones never made sense to me." "I sort of have my own." "Teach me." "See those stars over there?" "Short Man Looking Uncomfortable." "Moose Getting a Sponge Bath." "Little Pile o' Crackers." "That was a bit of a stretch." "You do it." "What would you call... that one?" "I see... a huge flaming meteor about to crash into something." "I know what I said." "I said I won't go away far." "A person needs to respect a man..." "..get some fresh air and find some fresh spaces." "And some fresh space!" "And needs to walk to get where he's going." "This thing doesn't work!" "It isn't working!" "I'm sure they heard you." "I bet it's not even hooked up to anything." "Just like the push buttons at the crosswalk." "I'm sure someone's..." "What, the push buttons aren't hooked up to anything?" "Oh, tell him, Buffy." "Tell him, OK?" " Look, Dr Kriegel, we wanna go home." " Well, of course." " You can visit your mother in the morning." " No." "We." "I mean all of us." "My mom, too." "Well, I understand that, but it's not necessarily the first thing I'd recommend." "I can't. I can't stay here waiting for two days for this operation. I just can't." " lt makes my head hurt to be here." " Joyce, there's no reason to get upset." "No reason to get upset?" "Right, sorry. I must just think there is cos of my brain tumour!" "Here, Dawn, why don't you get something from the machine?" " l'm sorry I said that. I'm just tired." " l know." "Listen, Doctor, I don't see why we can't take her home, you know, just until..." "Wouldn't it be better for her to rest someplace where she felt safe and comfortable?" "Even if it would mean some work for you, taking care of her?" " Oh, thank God." " l'll do it." "Anything." "There are medications to administer." "I'd have to show you how." "And I'd need for you to check her vitals, watch her pretty closely." " l'm afraid you won't get a lot of sleep." " l'm not much of a sleep person anyway." " Can we go now?" "Let's go now!" " Hold on!" "Let me get all the medications and the instructions on how to do everything." "She's right." "Let's do this right." "We don't wanna forget anything." "Everyone stay close." " l'm glad you called me in on this." " Glad you answered." "Oh, yeah." "Sorry about last time." " Heard I missed out on some fun." " Oh, yeah, fun was had." "Also frolic, merriment and near-death high jinks." "Look." "There it is." "Wow." "We have a meteorite." "is it hot?" "Cos if there's radiation, you could go all sterile." "No, it's not hot. lt's warm." "And broken." " lt's sort of..." " Hollow." "Yeah." "So, we're all thinking the same thing, right?" "Festive pinata?" "Delicious candy?" "Something evil crashed to earth in this and then broke out and slithered away to do badness." "In all fairness, I don't think we know about the "slithered" part." "Oh, no. I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb." "Let's look around." "Maybe we can figure out where it went." "It went here!" "No pulse." "Yep, the space lamb got him." " l don't see any marks on him." " l know him." "He was at the hospital." "A mental patient." "They released him today." " Riley, what are you doing?" " l'm not sure, there's something..." "That might be toxic." "Don't touch it." "Yeah, touching it was my first impulse." "Luckily I've moved on to my second, which involves heaving and running like hell." "Oh, man, does that smell." " So what do we do now?" " We can't call Buffy." " l wanna call Buffy." " You can't." "She's got life stuff." "That has to come first." "So we'll just figure this out ourselves." "We're experienced." "Yes, cos it seems like we're always dealing with creatures from space." "Except that we don't ever do that." "This is definitely new territory." "Perhaps we should explore a bit more, head into the woods a bit." " Who votes research?" " Better idea." "Good call." "Could've been other cases like this." "I'm gonna stay here, examine the body some more, look around a little bit." "Yeah, don't do anything hunterly." "No, no, I'm just not great at research, which I'm sure you guys figured out." " l like me a good crime scene." " Give us a call if you need help." "Believe me, if something jumps out at me in the dark, you'll hear me without the phone." " Call me if you learn anything." " You got it." "I don't wanna be the one that finds the bodies any more." "I need to speak to the man at the desk." "This is A..." "This is Riley Finn." "You have an Agent Miller, Graham Miller." "He'll tell you who..." "Yes." "Emergency frequency." "Cold." "Cold." "Wait!" "You can't go!" "Don't you be that kind of barn owl!" "Please!" "Please don't go!" "Please!" "Please don't go." "Please." "Please." "Please don't... I can't see you!" "I can't see you!" "I can't see you!" "Well, I guess we're all set, then." "You've got my home phone number, my pager number." "And here." "These are the medications I talked to you about - the sedative and so forth, painkillers." "Right." "No problem." "If this is gonna be too much, we can make your mom comfortable here." "No." "No, no, I got this." "We really, really appreciate..." "You lookjust like your father when he cries." "And what do you think he was begging for?" " l told you she's been..." " l know." "Joyce?" "Joyce." "We're all done here." " Why don't you take your girls home now?" " Yes." "Yes, thank you." " Thank you for all your help, Doctor." " l'll see you in a couple of days." "Let's get the hell outta here." "Here we go." "Oh, it's nice to be home." " Do you wanna go into bed, Mom?" " Oh, Buffy, no." "That light, it's too bright." " lt's too bright. lt's too bright." " OK." "OK." " Buffy, it hurts. lt hurts my eyes." " lt's off, it's off." "Shut off the lights in the living room. I will take you upstairs and we'll shut off the lights." "Come on." " You Finn?" " Yeah." "Major Ellis. I'm in charge." "What's the situation?" "Just the one civilian casualty?" "That I know of." "This way." "You found a stiff in the woods and called us in?" "Don't you usually call your girlfriend for this kind of thing?" "I wouldn't touch that stuff in his mouth if I were you." " Toxic?" " No, just messy." "Guy seemed to have simply choked on the stuff." "Near as I can tell, it's some kind of protein alkaloid." "Does this fit the profile of any sub-T you know?" "It's not subterrestrial, Major." "Extraterrestrial." "It came out of that." " Set the trackers for a protein signature." " Yes, sir." "No good, Major." "This alkaloid's breaking down at an accelerated rate." " lt's dissolving too fast to track." " You got a better idea?" "Thing came from space." "Gotta be some trace radiation." "We have Geiger counters in the packs." "Shouldn't be too much background gamma noise here." "Break 'em out." "Mom?" "Oh, my God!" "Mom, what are you doing?" "I'm making breakfast." "You shouldn't eat any more." "You're disgustingly fat." " Oh, Buffy, I don't know what I'm doing." " You just need some rest." "We'll put you back to bed." "OK, there you go." "That will help you sleep." "Come on." "Let's get you all tucked into bed." "Don't touch me!" "You... you thing!" "Mom, please!" "Get away from me!" " You're nothing, you're a shadow!" " Mom..." " l don't know what you are or how you came." " Mom, it's Dawn." "Dawn?" "Honey, what's wrong?" "She's just tired." "We all are." "Come on, go to sleep." "I'll check in on you in a little bit." "She hates me." "No." "She called me a thing." "She loves you." "OK?" "She's not herself." "I told you what the doctor said about the tumour." "No." "Notjust Mom." "People." "They keep saying weird stuff about me." "Are you talking about the man in the hospital?" "He called me a thing, too." "And there was another one." "A weird guy outside the magic shop." "He said I didn't belong." "He said I wasn't real." "Why does everybody keep doing that?" " What's wrong with me?" " Nothing. lt's not you." "There's something that happens in people's brains when there's something wrong." "It's like a short circuit." "And it makes them feel like nothing's real except for them." "That's all it is." "Look, it is not you." "OK?" "And if anyone says anything like that to you again, don't listen." "Even if it's Mom." " l hate it." " l know." "Just don't listen." "Look at how teeny Mercury is compared to, like, Saturn." "Whereas, in contrast, the cars of the same name..." "Xander, please, we have work to do here." "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster." "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space." "I did not say that." "Demons enter our world in all sorts of different ways." "This one came from above." "And the library's astronomy section is the home of aboveness." "Got it." "Hey, digging this study material, too." "We've scoured the periodicals for other meteorite landings in the last week." " Big zippo." " Well, then the world is not being invaded." " l'm pretty pleased about that." " Guys?" "I've got some stuff." "The most recent meteoric anomaly was the Tunguska blast in Russia in 1917." "Some witnesses claimed the meteor was hollow." "Maybe with a chewy demon centre like ours." " How far back does this list of anomalies go?" " Pretty far." " To the Queller impact in the 12th century." " The what?" "Queller. I don't know why they call it that." "It didn't hit a place called Queller." "It landed just outside of Reykjavik in Iceland." "Wait, I just saw..." "Queller." "Quell..." "Here, here." ""Primitive people used to believe the moon caused insanity."" ""They would pray to the moon to send a meteor to fix the problem the moon caused."" ""These meteors were expected to 'quell' the madmen."" "The man in the woods - he was a mental patient." "And he got pretty well... quelled." "OK, I'm looking in history right now." "It says in the Middle Ages there were these sweeping plagues of madness." "People were losing their marbles everywhere, but then it would suddenly subside." "And these dates look pretty close." "Like maybe it happened after each one of the meteor events." "As if something emerged from the meteors and quelled the madmen." "Meteor go boom, crazy guy goes bye-bye." "Xander's little book made it sound like this Queller thing had to be summoned." "So who summoned it?" "Who else?" "My money's on Glory, our resident beastie summoner." "We should call Buffy." "Except we can't call Buffy." " Can we?" " No, but we better call Riley." " A Queller demon?" " Yeah, that's our perp." " A scavenger that can be summoned to kill..." " Crazy people." "Yeah." "How'd you know?" " Cos I have five corpses at the mental ward." " You're at the hospital?" "Listen, Riley, I saw Buffy's mom earlier and she was acting kinda wacky." "Insane wacky, if you know what I mean?" "It's OK." "Joyce was released earlier today." "That intern, Ben, told me." " They're safe at home." " Oh, good." "And the thing, the Queller, is it still there?" "We've..." "I think I've got it cornered in the air ducts." "Willow, keep at what you're doing." "Call me if you find out how I can kill it." "OK, but shouldn't we come help?" "OK." "I wish someone had told me that there would be tennis being played!" "I just didn't know." "Those eyes..." "Those eyes, they're like gasoline puddles!" "Tell me." "Tell me because I need to know why." "Why are you staring at me like that?" "What are you asking me?" "You are asking me, aren't you?" "is this a test?" "And if this counts for the final grade, I need to know now!" "OK, teachers put this on the syllabus, but they do not stare down at you, they do not cling, they do not look down on you." "Does someone know you're here?" "They should have said." "You are not supposed to be here." "I need to rest now." "I don't like the way you're staring at me!" "Did they tell you that at the gate?" "Stop staring at me. I don't like it!" " Trail stops here, edge of the parking lot." " lt stops?" "A car. lt hitched a ride, probably underneath." "So much for containment." "So some poor mental patient checks out of here today, drives away with this thing, took it right to its own home." " Checked out today." " Get me a list of patients discharged..." "No. I know where it's going." "We've gotta move, now!" "I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them you are going to go away." "Get off me!" "Buffy!" "Buffy!" " What?" "What is it?" " Something's out there. lt's after Mom!" "Stay in here." "Don't leave this room." "It's OK, my baby. lt's OK." " Spike?" " Yeah." "Listen, did you hear a noise?" "What the hell are you doing in my house?" "Right then." "Caught me." "Your basement's full ofjunk." "And me being in need ofjunk..." " You were stealing?" " Yeah." "Can't exactly work at Burger Barn..." "Wait." "Are those pictures of me?" "Buffy!" "Cover the room!" "We're in." "Fan out!" "Take the back!" "Clear!" "Are you OK?" "You just missed a real nice time." " lt's gone. I killed it." " Oh, God." " lt's gone?" "You promise?" " l promise." "Everything is all right." "Everything is all right." "It's strange." "A body might ask what exactly it is you think you're doing." "He might ask what all this was meant to accomplish because to a humble postulant it looks like chaos." "Like unnecessary attention drawn where it ought not to be." " Get out." " Sir." "Sir, forgive me. I just want to understand." "Why summon the Queller?" "What do you think?" "Because I'm cleaning up Glory's mess." "Just like I've done my whole damn life." "Buffy, I'm gonna ask you something." "And if I'm being crazy, you just tell me, OK?" "You got it." "The other day..." "Actually, I'm not sure when." "The days seem to all bleed together." " lt's not important." " No, I guess it isn't." "I do know I was pretty out of it, and I had... not a dream exactly, more like I had this knowledge." "Itjust came to me like truth, you know?" "Even though it didn't seem possible." " Even though I shouldn't think such things." " What?" "That Dawn..." "She's not mine, is she?" "No." "She's..." "She does belong to us, though?" "Yes, she does." "And she's important." "To the world." "Precious." "As precious as you are to me." "Then we have to take care of her." "Buffy, promise me. lf anything happens, if I don't come through this..." " Mom..." " No, listen to me." "No matter what she is, she still feels like my daughter." "I have to know that you'll take care of her, that you'll keep her safe, that you'll love her like I love you." "I promise." "Good." "Good." "My sweet, brave Buffy." "What would I do without you?" "Visiontext Subtitles:" "Natasha Cohn" "english"
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""It seems today that all you see" ""Is violence in movies and sex on TV" ""But where are those good old-fashioned values" ""On which we used to rely?" ""Lucky there's a family guy" ""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us" ""Laugh and cry" ""He's a family guy" "(sighs) I'm in a rut." "Nothing thrills me any more." "I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning." " Really?" " My life is so pathetic." "I've seen that Behind the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times." " Hey, Leif." "It's been a while." " Too long, man." "I'm so sorry about everything, man." "I'm so..." "Ready for a bombshell?" "You saved my life." "But... but I was driving." "I..." "I was on a road to destruction, man." "The accident may have crippled me, but I'm alive." "Can we turn off the cameras, dude?" "It's... it's like I'm, I don't know, trapped in my own life." "Well, Brian, you may be too inwardly focused." "Try thinking about others." "Why don't you do some volunteer work?" "That makes sense." "Volunteer work." "Thanks, Bruce." "You still have 13 more minutes." "Oh." "Do I?" "Hm." "I, uh, I notice you got a new receptionist." "Nice little body on her, huh?" "That's my daughter." "We could probably call this an early day, huh?" "Attention, everyone." "Due to several complaints and two deaths related to worker fatigue," "I have decided to throw a company picnic this Saturday." " How you gettin' to the picnic?" " I don't know." "I don't have a ride." "Hey, John, you got a two-seater." "Hey, Derek, maybe you go with John, huh?" "Huh?" "For the last time, I'm not gay." " Thanks anyway." " We'll get him." "Here." "Right this way." "Watch your step." "OK." "They're in the woods." "The camera keeps on moving." "Uh, I think they're lookin' for some witch or something." "I don't know." "I wasn't listening." "Nothing's happening." "Nothing's happening." "Something about a map." "Nothing's happening." "It's over." "A lot of people in the audience look pissed." "Now, remember, Chris, we have to work together so that our steps..." " (Meg screams) - (Chris laughs)" "This is my favourite event:" "Catch the greased-up deaf guy." "Go!" "You're never gonna catch me!" "You're wastin' your time!" "Forget about it!" "Go do somethin' else!" "See y'all next year!" " King me." " I don't want to play any more." "The pain." "I can't live like this, Brian." "I need you to pull the plug." "I-I can't." "I..." "Be my angel and set me free." "Please." "Oh, my God!" "You were really gonna do it!" "I..." "But..." "You..." "Nurse!" "This dog is trying to kill me!" "Nurse!" "You are twisted, lady." "You hear me?" "You are screwed up in the head." "The winner of our final contest will receive a very special prize." " A week's paid vacation!" " (cheering)" "Did you hear that?" "Oh, God, please let it be a fart contest." "These are tranquilliser darts." "I have enough here to take down Robert Downey Jr. (laughs)" " Robert Downey..." " (groaning)" "The last one left standing wins." "Let the game begin." " All right!" " Run for your life, Peter!" "Look at him." "He runs like a Welshman." "Doesn't he?" "Doesn't he run like a Welshman?" " Hey, Brian." " Hi, Joe." "(sniffs) Bonnie making chicken Marsala?" "No." "She made that three nights ago." "Wow!" "That's some nose you've got!" "Yeah." "One time it almost got me a spokesman deal." ""Follow your nose." "Follow your nose." "Follow your nose."" "(laughs)" "Oh, I'm sorry." "No, that was good." "I-I just didn't think you were gonna go so cartoony with it." " How would you read it?" " Oh, I don't know." "I was thinkin' of doin' it, you know, good." "Like an actor." "But your way's good too." "We could use a nose like that at the precinct." "Really?" "I guess it's just down to you and me, Peter." "One of us is gonna win that paid vacation." "I don't wanna feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub." "Peter, are you OK?" "Mr Weed, I think Peter needs a doc..." "We have a winner!" "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty." "No drugs." "She's good." "He's clean." "That's it, except for the flight crew." "Hey, Brian." "What's with the Johnny Law routine?" "Say hello to our newest narc." "He's a natural." " Oh, yeah?" "How good are you?" " (sniffs)" "You're back from Manila." "You ate lumpia, then you made love to two Filipino women." " And a man." " You mean three Filipino women." "No-o-o-o-o!" "(sniffs) Wait a second." "Got something." "This could be the real deal, boys." "Let's do it!" "(" theme from "CHiPs")" "Don't move, dirtbag!" "(inhales deeply)" "It's coke!" "Yes!" "All right!" "We got 'em!" "This is great." "This is the rush I've been lookin' for." "Good work, Brian." "Uh, you still got a little, uh..." "Oh." "Oh, thanks. (inhales)" "Where shall we go for your week off?" "We could all go to Purgatory like we did last year." "This isn't bad." "It's not that good, but it's not that bad." " It's so-so." " Yeah." "More or less." "Hey, Brian." "If cops are pigs, does that make you a schnozage?" "(laughs)" " Did you stay up all night writing that?" " I got to bed around 2.30." "You know the street value of that cocaine?" "Let's see." "Four and a half kilos uncut Nicaraguan. 1.7 mil, that area?" "Uh, yeah." "That's... that's... that's right." "You guys, Brian's famous!" " You're a hero!" " (Peter) Way to go!" "Oh, come on, stop it, you guys." "It's nothing." "(sniffs) Oh, Lois, your toast is ready." "Wow!" "Oh, my!" " Uh, Meg's using a new conditioner." " He's right!" "That's amazing!" " Time to change Stewie." " Preposterous." "I haven't..." "There it is." "All right!" "Stop the car." "Over there." " Everybody freeze!" "This is a bust!" " (all gasp)" "Brian, this is a Sunday-school class." "The hell it is." "Pure Bogotá bullion." "This is a drug ring." " But these are just kids." " Oh, yeah?" "What's your name?" " (deep voice) Ricky." " They're not kids." "They're midgets." "Filthy drug-peddling midgets." "(Joe) Oh, my God!" "Look out, Brian!" " Nice work!" " You're a credit to the force." "Additional generic cop compliment, Brian." "Thanks." "But the real hero here is God for blessing me with this nose." "And a few other equally amazing appendages." "(knowing chuckles)" " I better take this cocaine down to Evidence." " Oh, I'll..." "I'll do that." "I'll catch up with you guys at the pub." "So it's settled." "We're takin' a cruise to the Bahamas." "Ah, this is gonna be great." "And look." "It says we have our choice of cabins - port or starboard." "Ha!" "Listen to me!" "I sound like an old salt!" "(laughs)" "(laughs sarcastically)" "I must say, I've always dreamed of a life at sea." "(music in the style of "HMS Pinafore" by Gilbert and Sullivan)" ""I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's Navy" ""And your record will stand as proof" ""Be it galley or freighter, I'm an expert navigator" ""And you're also a world-class poof" ""My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue" ""Well, despite your point of view I can thrill a girl or two" ""But I'd rather get it on with you" "Ha-ha-ha!" "(door closes)" "Sorry to be tardy to the party." "Wow, Brian!" "Have you lost weight?" "You gotta tell me your secret." "Here's a hint - put down the fork!" "Face!" "So, how was your day?" "Un-freakin'-believable." "First we nailed a bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll." "Her doll!" "(inhales deeply)" "Where's the line any more?" "I got news for ya." "It-it's not even on the radar screen." "The days of decency and virtue are gone." "Bam!" "Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle." "One day you see your reflection in it, and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway staring back at you, mocking you." "Blah!" "Blah!" "Blah!" "Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul." "That's how my freakin' day was." "You know what I haven't had in a while?" "Big League Chew." "(bell rings)" "So take it from me" " McGriffin, the drug dog." "If you really wanna get high, it's as easy as being yourself." "Well, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to..." "Gerald, the happy and abstinent police clown." "Hey, kids!" "You know why I'm happy?" "Cos I'm free of S..." "T..." "Ds!" " That McGriffin guy was so cool!" " Totally." "I'm never doing drugs now." "Ahhhhh." "Got milk?" "(laughs hysterically)" "Before you go on a cruise, you gotta build up a base tan." "But I heard that if you use tanning beds, you could get something called melanoma." "Oh, that's just fancy talk for sexified." "Now, climb in." " Hey, what kinda tanning booth is this?" " Those aren't tanning booths." " That row is time machines." " Oh, crap!" "Where the hell is he?" "Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days, and there's a whole stadium of people clapping' for me." "Oh, look, my very own lion!" "Oh, my God!" "Must've got the wrong hat." "And now, here's something we hope you'll really like." "There's no smokin' in the terminal." "There's worse things than nicotine." "And I'm gonna find 'em." "(Irish accent) Patience." "It took St Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes." " Can the Irish crap, will you, Horowicz?" " (drops accent) OK." " Open it!" " Agh!" "Let me go!" " Help!" "Help!" " (sniffs)" "Where's the stash?" "I'll do a freakin' body-cavity search." " Argh!" "Argh!" " Sir, we apologise." "There's no easy way to say this." "You have a drug problem." "A drug problem?" "What's this really about?" "Jealousy?" "Am I stealing' your thunder?" " Give me your badge." " Fine!" "By the way, Horowicz, you should show Joe your impression of him." "Oh, well..." "It's not as good as my Irish cop." "It's just a little thing I..." ""I'm Joe!" "My legs don't work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body."" "(laughs) Well, I do say that." "The Old Man and the Sea." "I see you're gettin' in the mood for our cruise." "Yeah." "Stupid fisherman." "Sittin' out there on a boat yammering' to himself." "He doesn't even know I'm watching him." "(door opens)" "Ah, splendid." "Fido McCoke-Fiend is home." " Everybody, this is Tina." " What happened to you?" "Less questions and more shut-the-hell-up." "Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults." "Hello." "I'm Lois Griffin." "Welcome to our home." "So, what?" "She's, like, your mom or somethin'?" " (laughs hysterically) - (laughs)" "Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?" " Here's the channel Lois doesn't know about." " Chris, look away!" "Meg, take Stewie upstairs." "Wait." "That man seems to have suffered a serious snakebite." "Brian, would you please ask your new friend to leave now?" "Oh, sorry." "Things gettin' too real for the Stepford wife?" "And look at you two" " Quasimodo and Lumpy." "I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn." "Oh, do me!" "Do me next!" "Come on, baby girl." "Let's go to the park." "(door opens)" " Hey, Doc." "What are you doing here?" " Your family has something to say." "Brian, I know I don't speak up much, and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but..." "Let's start with someone more interesting." "Peter?" "(clears throat)" "Ever since your addiction, you've been a jerk." "I miss the old days when you were my sidekick." "Uh... so she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 per cent Buttafuco fibre." "(audience laughs)" "Uh, yeah, yeah." "Uh... yeah." "Yeah." "Eeh." "Yeah." "Brian, how about a little tie music?" ""Peter's tie, Peter's tie" ""That's because Peter's the guy!" " All right." "That's it." "A little tie music." " (audience laughs and applauds)" "Heh-hee!" "Yeah!" "Look, you-you guys got it all wrong." "I-I-I..." "I wa..." "Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone!" "Oh, God, I need help!" "I guess now we know what kind of dog he is." "A melan-collie. (laughs)" "Nothing?" "Oh, wait, wait, wait." "I should have said "Chi-wah-wah"." "I don't have to (bleep) impress you." "Look, I'm not insensitive, Lois." "But why do we have to cancel our cruise just cos the dog's a cokehead?" "We're not going on vacation while Brian's in rehab." "We'll just have to wait till next year." "Aw, man!" "I'll make it up to you." "My cousin works at Club Med." "(sings "Hot Hot Hot" by Arrow)" "Holy crap!" "Look at this place." "This is where God would come if he had to stop doin' blow." " They have tennis courts!" " And a full spa!" "Wow!" "No wonder people do drugs!" "Good luck, Brian." "I just know you're gonna get clean." "Shouldn't be too hard to get clean with all these mineral baths and jacuzzis." "Oh, I see." "The fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves." "I give you gold and I get squat." "I'll be in the car." "That was a very productive first day, Brian." "Our goal here is to find your X factor - the element in your life that made you turn to drugs." "Just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do wonders." "Thanks, Doctor." "What are you doing here?" "I'm on vacation." "Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm also on smack." "Peter, this is a detox clinic." "You can't vacation here." "Why not?" "This place is way better than a cruise." "I whipped this speedfreak's ass at horseshoes today." "This isn't a vacation for me." "I'm tryin' to get healthy." "Yeah, OK." "All right." "Hey, softball this afternoon." "Us addicts are takin' on the pregnant teenagers from across the lake." "OK, come on, everyone." "Exercise is an important part of recovery." "Just work with the resistance of the water." "Ten more reps." "And one." "And two." "And three." "Yeah!" "I'm also addicted to boobies!" "(laughs)" "Trade you this for your cupcake." "What?" "It was just Carpet Fresh." "I'm on your side." "I've been observing your behaviour." "I don't think you're an addict." "I think you're an idiot." "Well, I don't pay you to think, hot lips." "In fact, I don't pay you at all." "Count it." "I'll be keeping my eye on you." "What's your name?" "Uh, my-my name?" "Uh..." "Uh... uh... uh..." "Pea... uh... uh... uh..." "Tear... uh..." "Uh..." "Griffin." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Peter Griffin." "Oh, crap." "I was lookin' for you." "You wanna go mess with the pregnant teens across the lake?" "I can't." "Group therapy." "I saw one of those - more boring' than when I was a security guard for George Harrison." "(Peter sings along to theme from "Charles in Charge")" "(glass smashes, thud)" "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Hey!" "Quiet down up there!" "You wacky Beatle." "I have made a lot of progress lately." "Missing one session wouldn't be the end of the world." "There you go." " What do you think they put in the bug juice?" " Bugs?" "No, they don't!" "Come on." "(uncertainly) Shut up." "(girls scream, popping sounds, babies cry)" "I hope you're proud of yourselves." "14 premature births." "Sorry." "I don't usually let Peter talk me into this kinda stuff." "You have a pre-existing relationship with this degenerate?" "A degenerate, am I?" "Well, you are a fastizio." "See?" "I can make up words too, sister." " Well, I think we've found your X factor." " You mean Peter?" "His behaviour is a negative influence on you." "With your intelligence and sensitivity..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hey." "I made my own mistakes." "All right?" "This man took me into his home and treated me like family." " He's my best friend." " And look where you've ended up." "You know, I think my therapy here is complete." "I came here to get clean and I did." "So goodbye." "Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die 50 years before I do." ""He was all coked up and we were choked up" ""But now we're happy Brian's home, cha-cha-cha!" "I am serious, Lois." "You could be in show business." " Hey, Meg. 18 yet?" " No." " Chris, how are ya?" " I'm glad..." "All right!" "Brian, I feel guilty." "If not for me, you wouldn't have been exposed to that junk." "Joe, if I've learned anything from my experience, it's that we're all responsible for our own destiny." " And that's why I'm leaving." " Leavin'?" "You can't leave." "I have to, Peter." "For me." "I love you all." "(all) Aw!" "Somebody say something." "Brian, wait!" "Hold on a second." "Airport, please." "Visiontext Subtitles:" "Kerrie Slavin" "English SDH"
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"Gang of Four" "Paris, present day:" "the end of November or the beginning of December, the beginning of the afternoon" "So, listen to me!" "Oh, just leave me alone!" "Come on, be reasonable." "No, I don't have to, if I don't want to." "And so...?" "." "And so I don't even want to have a reason for it." "And after you ask 50 times, like I know you will," "I still won't know!" "." "What are you doing here?" "." "You've been eating so little that you're going to be sick if you don't eat a little something for breakfast." "I don't care about my health, it's fine with me if I'm sick!" "And you can take this all away because today, I'm not going to have breakfast, or lunch, or dinner!" "And the same for tomorrow." "I want to be angry, and refute all you say until I see Arlequin because they took him away from me." "There they are, my proclamations." "So, unless you want to drive me completely crazy, stop telling me to be more reasonable!" "You're getting pretty close to driving me nuts!" "Raphaelle, I already told you, no more scripts." "I don't intend to try." "I can see you'll keep your word." "And so, if I" "Another "and so"!" "Oh, I beg your pardon, this one was a slip, but it's the last one." "But, please, consider" "I thought you stood corrected!" "I don't want your considerations!" "But he's your prince, he loves you." "I can't keep him from loving me, but do I have to love him?" "." "No, because I can't." "A child could see it, but apparently you don't." "You are the bride he has chosen among his subjects." "Who told him to choose me?" "." "Did he ask my opinion?" "." "If he had asked me, I would have answered," ""No, my lord, a woman must love her husband, and I don't love you."" "Is that a good enough reason for you?" "." "But no, he thinks he loved me, he carries me off, and never asks my opinion." "He carried you off to give you his hand in marriage." "But I don't want to give him my hand!" "Do you force people to take presents in spite of their feelings?" "." "But consider how he has treated you the last two days, aren't you waited on as if you were his wife?" "." "Look at the tokens of respect offered to you, the many women at your service..." "Anything you want." "Oh right, anything you want." "Okay, cut." "Raphaelle, you'll do it when you learn the text." "I'm sorry, I just forgot." "That's right, you're not here." "I don't know where you are, but you're not here." "You're not in this theatre." "Maybe you're out on a motorcycle." "You, Anna, there are some obvious problems with your performance." "First, why do you always speak with such force like that?" "." "Once you start like that, you never lighten up." "We don't hear anything, despite your volume." "We don't understand anything, we're not listening." "Everyone knows it, everyone sees it, everyone can say it, we don't understand, it's true." "There's another thing." "Can anybody tell me what it is?" "." "Louise?" "It seems like a whim." "Jeanne?" "." "Well, Cécile?" "." "I agree with Louise." "She doesn't seem very angry, we're not convinced she's thinking about Arlequin." "What do you think, Anna?" "." "I don't know." "I know it doesn't work, but" "When you're in love, people can see it." "People should see it, anyway." "If you don't feel the situation others see nothing." "Have you ever been angry, Anna?" "." "Yes, of course." "Anger is not a fixed emotion." "Anger rises, the heart starts beating, but with you, the anger was superficial." "Your anger was static." "I thought I was doing it." "Here you don't think." "You feel, you experience emotion." "The theater is made for emotions." "Can I ask you a question?" "." "We've been working on it for 3 weeks, and I don't understand." "When I played the part of Silvia I did exactly what you said, the anger, the fury" "I objected to it because it wasn't Silvia's anger." "You played on your own anger." "The words you're saying are not your words, they're Marivaux's words." "No matter what we do, it's never enough." "No, it's never enough." "Well, sometimes." "Lucia, you take Raphaelle's place, play Trivelin." "Are you sure you like the room?" "." "Sure you won't regret it?" "." "Yeah, I'm sure." "I don't want to carry my things up and down anymore." "Sure you've got everything?" "." "No, I'm leaving a box with some of my things." "I'll pick it up some other time." "You'll see, my room's nice except for the ghost." "Oh, stop it!" "Everybody knows you're full of it." "I'm not joking, ask Joyce." "She was the first one who heard the ghost." "Okay." "But I bet you're taking it with you in your bag." "No, I'm only taking the good memories." "Look out!" "Joyce!" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm clumsy." "I told you I can do it myself." "Well, she was just trying to help you." "What happened?" "." "Nothing, no big deal." "I knocked over the flask." "What is that?" "." "Nothing!" "Just a bad memory." "You have a nice carpet." "Is it from Portugal?" "." "Yes, when I left two years ago, it was the only thing I took with me." "I'm leaving!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Why are you in such a hurry?" "." "Somebody's waiting for me." "Still the same "somebody"." "Why don't you introduce him to us?" "." "Are you afraid we'll hit on him?" "." "Yeah, that's it, I'm scared." "What about your telephone calls?" "." "You can tell me in class." "Okay." "It would be easier if you gave us the number or address." "Oh, I will, but right now it's too complicated." "I'll give it to you as soon as possible." "Oh, the keys, I forgot, I won't need them anymore." "Oh, no, keep them, Lucia has hers." "That's nice of you." "Besides, you never know." "Bye!" "She seems to be in love." "Happiness is a pain in the ass." "Do you think we'll have much fun with Lucia?" "." "You'll get tired if you don't stop." "You know what happened last night?" "." "No." "It moved." "Oh, that's great!" "Here's something, it's from South Yemen, it's for you." "It's from my father, there's a check inside." "No reason to complain." "How do you say good morning in Portuguese?" "." "You say "Bondia"." "Bondia." "I'd be glad to get a check from Limerick every once in a while." "That would save me from killing myself." "Yes, but that way you would've never met Cécile." "And you wouldn't have got her job at the bar." "And she wouldn't have found her love." "Well, small streams-- make big rivers!" "Where's this Limerick?" "." "In Ireland." "My parents returned there three years ago." "I'll never return to where I came from." "Why?" "." "I disgraced my family." "Did you?" "." "You don't look it." "I didn't want to marry my fiancé and where I come from, that's worse than a crime." "You mean you didn't choose him?" "." "It had been arranged." "We grew up together." "Then there was Paris, The scene, the life." "The Seine, the river?" "." "The stage, the theater." "I wanted to be in a tragedy." "I'm rather interested in comedy." "I love Feydeau." "Jelly?" "." "Never heard of it." "I'm asking her if she wants some jelly." "Sure, why not?" "." "Anyway, your parents send you money in spite of your crime?" "." "They think I study science." "So, you lie to them all the time?" "." "Well, yes." "That's disgusting." "Nothing is worse than lying." "And you want to be an actress?" "." "Well, acting is not lying, it's searching for the truth." "Well, that's debatable." "You can always ask Constance." "Sure, ask her and be careful with the jam, Pauline." "Oh, I don't care about your jam." "Anyway, no lying here." "I've already suffered enough with lies." "Well, there's no reason for lying here." "Or for telling the truth." "Well, I think we've finished with this scene for tonight." "There's nothing more to say." "You see, Louise, you're satisfied with what you did." "Often the actors judge themselves the wrong way." "Sometimes they think they acted well but the show was bad." "I'll tell you a story because we're finished for tonight." "Two years ago I coacted with one of the biggest stars." "She always judged the acting by the applause." "So, she watched and said," ""A six minute applause, my dear, we're wonderful!" ""Eleven curtain calls, we're great!" "Six curtain calls, the acting wasn't so great."" "Once we went to Holland and we gave the best performance we'd ever given." "It was just great." "The author and the director cried from joy." "And me, I was really happy then." "Yes, I'm even satisfied from time to time." "But the Dutch hardly understood French and the applauding was just polite, but not more." "So, she said to me," ""Constance, tonight we didn't do well, but fortunately it was for the Dutch."" "So, that's the story." "Well, see you tomorrow." "Has anybody seen my notebook?" "." "Thank you." "Don't go to bed too late." "Raphaelle, you heard me?" "." "No cigarettes if possible, no alcohol if possible." "Be on time, learn your parts." "There's a girl waiting outside." "Tell her to come in in just a second." "What time is it?" "." "Twenty to six." "Joyce, are you going straight home?" "." "Yes." "Bye!" "So, you're going out?" "." "Have a good time." "You bet!" "Goodnight." "Bye." "Can you take this for me, please?" "." "Again?" "." "What are you doing now?" "." "Nothing." "How about a drink?" "." "Sure, but not too much, I have an appointment later." "Great!" "Hello." "Hi." "What have you prepared?" "." "Yes, "Esther's Prayer"." "Good, so..." "Shall I begin?" "." "Yes." "Oh, my sovereign King!" "Here I stand trembling and alone before you." "When I was a child, my father told me a thousand times that you had sworn a sacred bond with us." "When in search of a people pleasant to you eyes your love chose our ancestors." "You promised them with your sacred lips eternal posterity." "Alas!" "This people despised your law." "The beloved nation rejected her faith." "She repudiated her spouse and her father and paid tribute to other gods." "Now she is serving a foreign king." "But being a slave is not all she is." "They want to cut her throat." "Our great conquerors attribute their victory to the power of their gods." "And wish that the same mortal blow would destroy your name, your nation and your altar." "In this way, disloyalty after so many miracles" "It's good." "It's very good." "Have you already acted?" "." "No, not in public." "I studied with Mr." "Oh, I know." "You can join my class this year." "Do you know the terms?" "." "That's what I wanted to ask you about." "I have a parttime job, but it's just to make a living." "And your course is very expensive." "I mean, perhaps I could pay you later, at the end of the year." "Do you really want to be in my class?" "." "I've dreamed about it for two years now." "Well, now you can stop dreaming." "I can't make exceptions, do you understand?" "." "What I want from everyone here is a real commitment." "I told Cécile, the girl you just passed, the same thing two years ago." "She was also very good and she had no money." "When you find a solution come back and see me." "Goodbye." "I hope to see you soon." "What time do you have?" "." "I can only stay for 1 0 more minutes." "So, do you like the room?" "." "Yes, it's nice and quiet up there." "At least that way she leaves us alone." "You shouldn't talk like that about your new friend." "So, how's the new girl?" "." "You think she'll take her?" "." "She's having her audition now." "I never understood how Constance chose us." "Do you remember your second time?" "." "The third time." "Yeah, the third time." "You said it was your worst audition, and it's then that she accepted you." "She took pity on you." "Well, I think it's a good reason." "What is yours?" "." "I judge by feeling." "No, but it's true, the more you do in this course, the less you know." "Why don't you say something?" "." "That way it won't cost you so much." "It's costs a lot already." "It's always the same with you." "Nobody forces you to take this course." "If you take it, it's because it has something to offer." "You're always here to justify it." "She's right." "I know the first time she kicked me out, it was for my own good." "There's one thing I don't understand." "Why are there only girls in our class?" "." "At the beginning there were also boys." "When was that?" "." "Well, 6 or 7 years ago." "It's good to work on men's parts." "Sure, your problem is female characters." "You want to talk about your problems?" "." "I have none." "Neither with boys nor with girls." "And that guy you threw out?" "." "What guy?" "." "I don't know." "The jerk I took the room from." "I never kicked him out, he left himself." "Why had Constance stopped with the boys?" "." "Maybe they were too bad." "No, it was just one of her ideas." "She gives herself rules and at the start they're arbitrary." "I don't think she's arbitrary." "She knows what she wants." "And if not, she's crazy," "It's not crazy to give yourself rules, but she is strange." "Doesn't she scare you sometimes?" "." "Do you know she lives there?" "." "In the theater, what do you mean?" "." "Yes, on the second floor, she bought the building." "Is that so strange?" "." "And have you ever been there?" "." "No, I have no reason to go there." "Nobody's ever been there, and she never goes out." "All right, Jeanne, stop talking nonsense." "She has to go out when she has a performance." "She does more than give courses." "Yeah, sometimes she acts, you know." "Is it you that told me she quit acting 6 or 7 years ago?" "." "Yes, before starting the courses." "1 0 or 12 years ago she worked all the time." "And after that, I think she left France." "I don't know." "Anyway, who cares." "You look for secrets because she is mysterious." "Either you're mysterious or you're not." "But you can't explain it." "Now, I really have to go." "Cécile, you said you'd lend me" "Oh, sure." "But it's too much." "I've no change, you can pay me back later." "Next week will be okay?" "." "No problem." "I'll see you, girls." "She seems well, doesn't she?" "." "You can't refuse it, 3 weeks in Africa, don't refuse!" "Yeah, it's great, travel, adventure." "Listen, I told you, I want to attend my acting class." "Photography is how I make money, it is not my real profession." "What matters to me is theatre." "Theatre!" "You'll work nonstop, Anna, and you'll regret it." "You can't imagine how lucky you are!" "There will be a book about you," ""Anna Van Damme and the Desert"." "That's all?" "." "Listen, I'm nothing." "Just an eye." "An eye, my foot." "Think about it." "Not everybody can see The Tenere Desert." "I don't like the desert." "I prefer crowds." "What a coincidence, me too." "Do I know you?" "." "Everybody knows me." "Nobody knows me." "Could you free one of my hands?" "." "Thank you." "There's a telephone call for Anna Van Damme, please." "No." "Still nothing, I'm afraid." "Don't say that, it is worthwhile." "I'm sure I'll find her." "And how's daddy doing?" "." "I'll come by the end of the year." "I'll see you, goodbye." "You're leaving already?" "." "We just arrived." "I'm tired, you can stay." "Easy, honey." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, it's my sister." "What's going on here?" "." "Leave him, let's get out of here!" "Are you all right?" "." "I'm fine." "I'll drive you home." "Okay, my car's just over here." "I live far from here, in Monfermeil, in the suburbs." "That's one more reason." "After Raincy, I'll tell you the way." "Are you better now?" "." "I'm fine, thank you." "Does this kind of thing happen to you often?" "." "No, it's the first time." "Why, do I look like I make up stories?" "." "You do photography or theatre?" "." "Theatre." "I do photography to pay for my school." "Constance Dumas' course, the best!" "Constance Dumas?" "." "So you must know Cécile Morin." "Cécile, yes, she's a friend of mine." "If she's your friend, tell her to be more careful picking friends." "If she continues like that she may get into trouble." "Why are you telling me that?" "." "What did she do?" "." "How do you know her?" "." "We have common friends." "What did she do?" "." "What, you're friends don't tell you what they're up to?" "." "Actually, she's careful, maybe it's better that way." "What did she do?" "." "Nothing." "No, nothing." "The ashtray's right there." "Who are you?" "." "I told you, my name's Henri Demorsais." "You're a cop?" "." "No, I'm a printer." "I mean, I was a printer." "A printer?" "." "You don't look it." "Listen, Anna, you shouldn't judge by appearances." "Can I call you Anna?" "." "There are different kinds of printers." "My line of business was identity cards." "I was partners with Cécile's boyfriend." "Real identity cards?" "." "Real." "Really fake." "We were making some good money." "But it was too risky." "The partners got greedy." "And now, what are you doing?" "." "Now I'm a painter." "I paint stolen cars, and I drive them." "Stop here, please." "No, I'm joking." "You want to see my papers?" "." "I print art catalogs." "Don't make such a face, Anna." "I'm not going to leave you here in the middle of the suburbs, not after what just happened to you." "Why did you turn left?" "." "It's not the right way?" "." "No, it's absolutely right, but I didn't tell you." "Well, I have an instinct." "East-West." "So, this is the right way, right?" "." "You've been playing with me." "Do I look like a joker?" "." "I don't know." "It's here." "Oh, it's a lovely place." "Can we meet again?" "." "Can I leave you my phone number?" "." "You know where to find me, in Constance Dumas' class." "Thomas..." "No, she doesn't know anything." "I'm sure it's in the house." "No, no warrant, officially I'm on leave." "I'll go into this hole whenever I feel like it." "You scared me!" "Me too!" "Do you want anything?" "." "No." "I had a nightmare." "I dreamed Constance kicked me out." "I had to recite "Esther's Prayer"" "and I messed up, I kept reciting "Athalie's Dream"." "It was horrible." "Did you have a good time?" "." "I met a guy who knew Cécile." "I have to go to bed." "Just listen!" "He said she's in a fix." "She doesn't seem to be in trouble." "That's right." "Her money comes from a trade." "False identity cards." "It looks like a risky business." "What does this guy look like?" "." "He's not bad, blue eyes, big nose, some face, you know." "No!" "1 0 days ago I met a guy who spoke to me about Cécile." "What did he say?" "." "I didn't quite get it." "Some story about hiding guns," "I thought he was trying to pick me up." "He gave me his number." "3 o'clock, my god!" "Did you keep the number?" "." "Yeah, I guess." "We'll talk tomorrow." "The world's full of loonies." "What's going on?" "." "Anna just got home." "I can't sleep." "Neither can l." "Maybe it's the full moon." "I keep thinking too much." "I don't even know what about." "Well, let's get to bed." "Bye, sleep tight." "Give me a drag." "I'd rather be at home today." "I had a dreadful night." "You're not the only one." "I can believe it." "I mean, you look pale." "Anything wrong?" "." "No, everything's fine." "We've got to go." "Wait." "If anything's wrong..." "I mean, if I can help you, let me know." "I know." "Tell me, you and all the women who keep talking to me, why must you bother me?" "." "Are you being paid to irritate me with your nonsense?" "." "Do you enjoy going off about what I should do?" "." "I do what I can for you that's the sum of my wisdom." "Your wisdom has accomplished precious little." "At least tell me where I am wrong." "Yes, I'll tell you, yes." "I didn't mean to provoke you, ma'am." "So, you're a burglar." "I am your servant." "My servant!" "Well, then instead of singing the praises of this place, tell me why these five men are spying on me." "My love is taken away from me," "I'm given these women to replace him, and now I'm expected to be happy." "If the Prince is so in love, it's not my fault." "I didn't ask him to be." "There are plenty of others who'd be delighted to be with him." "I just want him to leave me alone and let me have my dear Arlequin, who is no richer, no vainer and no better lodged than I am who loves me, and I love him, and for whom I'll die of grief if I don't see him again." "Alas, the poor boy, what has become of him?" "." "He must be sunk in despair, because he's so kind." "Maybe he's being mistreated." "Oh, I'm beside myself!" "Do you want to please me?" "." "Let me get straight to the point." "Leave me alone!" "Calm yourself, please." "Leave without a word!" "Cécile." "Yes?" "." "This is not a tragedy." "I know." "Everybody has problems, some more serious than others, but you mustn't carry them on the stage." "There are directors who would be pleased to see you act like this, showing there's cruelty in this play." "It's true." "When Flamina says," ""Let's break Silvia's love for Arlequin,"" "it's a terrible plot." "But Silvia doesn't know it." "Besides, she's not crushed, she's angry." "I know what this scene is about." "Really?" "." "It's "Don't cry, Jeannette."" "What?" "." "% I don't want a Prince, tra la la la la la la la la la %" "% I don't want a Prince and I want a Baron even less %" "% and a Baron even less %" "%l want my friend Pierre tra la la la la la la la la la %" "%l want my friend Pierre he, who is now in prison %" "%he, who is now in prison %" "% You will not be with Pierre-- %%" "Cécile!" "Pauline, go get her." "Leave her, I'll go." "I'm sorry." "Tell me, you and all the women who keep talking to me, why must you bother me?" "." "Are you being paid to irritate me with your nonsense?" "." "Claude, will you stop it?" "." "I'm upset." "And I need some peace." "Where's the lemon?" "." "Everybody's upset." "What do you have to be upset about?" "." "It's not about me." "It's about Cécile." "I'd like to reverse the charges on a call to Los Angeles." "Thomas Santelli, Beverly Wilshire, 21 3-475-7676." "She's completely topsyturvy." "You say topsyturvy..." "Well, she's upset." "Who are you talking about?" "." "Cécile." "I'm afraid it's because of her lover." "Who knows?" "." "I was like that a while back." "The next day I landed in a hospital." "Is that what that flask was?" "." "Yes, I swallowed a little, but I spit up." "Nice story." "Well, Anna, it happens." "It can happen to you, too." "And to me." "I can understand these things very well." "Dying for a man's love?" "." "Well, I'm sorry, but I don't get it." "For a man, or a woman, it's the same." "So, what is love for you?" "." "Listen, Claude," "Iove isn't always a burden, a desperate tragedy." "I've been with Thomas for three years now and it's been three years of happiness." "Oh, cut it out, Thomas calls you at 3 a.m." "from Los Angeles, 12,000 kilometers away." "You see him, what, once every 6 months?" "." "Is that what you call love?" "." "Fine, if you're happy like that, but for me that's always been a horror, and it's the same with her." "Maybe you want it to be like that?" "." "Oh, excuse me!" "Excuse me, you've got nothing to do with it." "Tomorrow I'm seeing somebody I haven't seen for a long time, and for one minute of joy I pay three months of hell." "Don't go then." "That's easy to say." "Of course you should go." "One minute of joy, even one minute is worth it." "Now cut the crap," "I have to read and I need some peace." "Besides, I know your nonsense by heart." "Try to understand that love is a lot more strong when it's realistic." "Maybe if you didn't complicate it so much, it would work." "Well, Claude, it's true." "You're always upset about it." "Her name's Sarah, isn't it?" "." "The girl that lives with your father?" "." "Not anymore." "I know where to find her, but I know it's a bad idea." "What I want is not love everyday," "I need just a little bit from time to time." "From time to time." "Do you want some herbal tea?" "." "Oh, excuse me." "Miss, listen to me" "Don't bother me!" "Excuse me, it's" "Act I, Scene l." "Is that it?" "." "So, you are Cécile Maurin." "You know me, Thomas Derville." "There's something our friend must understand" "Wait, I don't understand, I'm not Cécile." "You're not Cécile Mourin?" "." "No, I'm Claude Fayard." "You've got the script, you live in Montfermeil." "Yes, but Cécile moved out." "My train's coming, but what's going on?" "." "What is it that her friend must understand?" "." "Well, I have no time, I'll explain it some other time." "There are no "some other times," never!" "There's always some other time, Claude." "Well, we'll see!" "Do you understand?" "." "I think so." "It's already much better now." "Start again, please, Joyce, control your look." "It's important in this scene." "Why don't we try?" "." "Give me an example, for instance, a candid look." "How is this?" "." "It needs a little more work." "You're just a woman, you don't inspire me like a man." "Forget the test, I can't do it for you." "All this is for Arlequin?" "." "That's right." "That poor boy, I'll deceive him if I don't love him." "I'm a woman of honor, but I'll fool him." "If he loves you, you'll marry him and get rich." "Does that make you feel better about being deceitful?" "." "We're but the daughters of the lower-class, now you'll become a lady." "So much for my conscience." "As a lady, I won't have to love my husband." "I messed up." "That's for me to say, not you, Joyce." "You always do that when she tells you to look at her, the audience has to see it." "Your look had to be seen, even at the back of the theatre." "It's a big theater." "Did you girls in the back see anything?" "." "I did." "There was a bug in the air." "Look out, it's landing!" "Claude, articulate!" "Your look must come from your heart." "Start again, please." "Give me a candid look." "How is this?" "." "Very bad." "Start again." "Give me a candid look." "How is this?" "." "How is this?" "." "How about this?" "." "You don't know what you're doing." "Listen, Lisette is a specialist." "She knows how to impress a man." "Maybe you're not interested in men?" "." "I know how to impress some men, too." "Not all of them, but some I do." "Another thing, Pauline." "These are two sisters plotting a coup." "They are in it together." "Yeah, we didn't think about that." "You should have." "I can't find the secret for you." "Well, let's have a break." "You think she knows the secret?" "." "Possibly." "And you?" "." "Why are you asking me?" "." "I don't know." "Before, you used to be happy, you smiled a lot, you talked to me." "Now you look sad all the time." "I'm not sad, you're embarrassing me." "I'm sure it's your boyfriend." "I'll tell you, it's him." "He's got nothing to do with it." "Stop imagining things." "You're unkind, Cécile, I'm your friend." "Well, okay, but I'm also your friend." "You just worry too much." "Are you coming?" "." "A Manhattan with lemon?" "." "You must be joking." "No, I'd like a Kiss in the Dark, please." "Do you know the Kiss in the Dark, Joyce?" "." "It depends." "One measure of Gin, one of Sherry, and two fingers of Vermouth." "Two." "I thought you lost my number." "I keep them all." "Disappointed?" "." "Glad, very glad." "So, you didn't believe my story?" "." "Cécile with the Basques." "What, are you kidding?" "." "No, you're wrong, and I'm serious." "It's true, she's a little strange lately." "You see?" "." "Salut!" "Cheers!" "So, she works for some underground group?" "." "And you're one of them, too." "I, myself, am a group." "I'm a parasite on the others." "Are you with, or against Cécile?" "." "I'm neither with nor against her." "I stand on the side." "I've no doubts that the sabotage at the top is a front for the one on the bottom, and the sabotage in France fronts an international one." "She's supposed to have hidden guns?" "." "They're hidden." "Where?" "." "I thought it was in your house." "Our house?" "." "You can't hide a mouse in it." "It's a suburban house?" "." "Yup." "How many floors?" "." "Two." "Then you can put an arsenal in it." "In our four little bedrooms?" "." "Where was Cécile's room?" "." "Next to mine, I would know if she hid a slingshot in there." "Yeah, possibly." "Do you live on the ground floor?" "." "No, on the second." "She had to pass through my room to go into hers." "Who lives there now?" "." "Now?" "." "Now it's Anna's." "There she is, over there." "This guy is nuts!" "Yes, we thought we would get him, but he escaped." "Can you help me here?" "." "I used to know a guy like that." "He thought we were made for each other, which gave him the right to ask everybody what I did, where I was, who I saw." "How did it end?" "." "They locked him up, and I had the best vacation of my life." "You know what I think?" "." "What?" "." "He's a sick guy." "He's in love with Cécile, and is following her everywhere." "He's not a madman." "He's the Social Service, offering anything, friendship, trafficking, loyalty, he's, how do you say it... ballistic, slick, cultured." "I can see he impressed you!" "Why do you say that?" "." "I like guys who are honest, ones with only one name." "Henri for me, Lucien for you, Desirée for whom?" "." "If he was a perfume?" "." "A potpourri." "Brilliant!" "If he was a famous personality?" "." "Casanova, Pasqua, Jekyll." "Hyde!" "So...?" "." "What happened, Sarah stood you up?" "." "I wish she had!" "Did you get into a fight?" "." "There were 1 5 people and she didn't talk to me once." "She loves the other woman." "I'm sick of admiring her, it's the only thing I'm good at." "Forget it, Claude." "Things you expect too much from never happen." "You'll find love the day you stop thinking about it." "Maybe it'll be a man this time." "So he'll get me pregnant and then run away." "Okay, once more." "Oh, how his words have darkened my mood." "For my hymen Achilles changed his mind." "I'm dishonored, I have to go return." "Are you looking for someone other than Calchas?" "." "Madame, I do not understand your words." "Corinne, what is this movement back and forth at the end?" "." "You told me to use agitation to contrast lphigenia's immobility." "There's no agitation in your movement." "That was an arbitrary movement and it doesn't make sense." "Do it again." "Madame, I do not understand your words." "No, say it in a way that makes sense." "Madame, I do not understand your words." "Go on." "You will, if you just listen." "Cruel fate has rid me of a husband;" "Madame, will you leave me in my misery?" "." "Without me, you could not stay in Mycene." "Shall the Queen and I depart without you?" "." "I wanted to see Calchas before I leave." "Why do you hesitate to send him word?" "." "In a moment from Argos you shall leave." "A moment sometimes clarifies all doubts." "Yet, Madame, I see, I'm pressing you too hard." "I see what I always refused to think." "Achilles..." "You cannot wait to see me gone." "You suspect me of such vileness?" "." "To love so furious a victor, who, bloodstained, comes before me, torch in hand and lusting for more killing, having reduced Lesbos to cinders..." "Yes, you love him" "Corinne, what did I tell you last time?" "." "To physically feel it." "Is that why you act so furiously?" "." "No, for me, Eriphilia is defending herself." "That's what you do all the time, defend yourself." "Yelling, but one can't hear a thing." "Like at the flea market." "If I'm that bad, there's no point in wasting your time." "You're wasting your time, not me." "Stay here, listen." "Corrine, listen to me." "You only think about yourself, you don't trust the poetry, you don't work on your diction." "Make up your mind, is it the emotion or the diction?" "." "What do you want?" "." "I want everything." "Look at Lucia here, it's her first year." "She's audible, the feelings are clear, she's not being melodramatic." "You try to score with your tyranny, and you think it works." "No, I know it's bad." "It's getting worse every day." "Last year, I felt your indications were clear." "For the past six months, I have not understood." "I'm not making any progress and I don't know where I am." "You're only worried about protecting your selfesteem." "Leave all your petty fears in the dressing room." "That's all I want." "Thank you... for the dressing room..." "Do you think I was too hard on her?" "." "No?" "." "If she didn't get it now, she'll never get it." "Jeanne is with her at the cafe next door." "She had emotion, that's all that counts." "You have to deal with destruction, all the time." "You must have destruction and doubts in order to rebuild, create, invent." "Destruction and doubt, that's what I have to teach you." "How is she?" "." "She wants to be alone." "I don't think she's coming back." "Why did you ask me to come?" "." "I want to show you Paris." "But I know aris." "You think you know, just like all the others." "But I'm not like all the others." "What do you see?" "." "Nothing much." "Roofs, not even the Eiffel Tower." "And?" "." "And what?" "." "What's under the roofs?" "." "I don't know." "People..." "Yes, people." "Lives crossing till the end of time." "And beneath that?" "." "The subway, sewers, catacombs." "Why are you asking?" "." "Are you part of a network?" "." "You might call it that." "What, a gang, a group?" "." "Not at all, just the opposite." "What then?" "." "Brothers in Arms, the Fifteen?" "." "Fifteen or twenty, not much more." "What do you do?" "." "Is Cécile part of it?" "." "Not her, but a person she knows." "People you ought to stay away from." "You mean her boyfriend?" "." "I don't know his name, I've never even seen him." "Maybe it's better that way." "Why, is he dangerous?" "." "Mostly to himself and his friends." "And for Cécile?" "." "Maybe." "Do you know Frenhofer?" "." "One of your gang?" "." "Not at all, he's a painter." "A great painter, from around 300 years ago." "The unknown master of "Poussin"." "His most famous work is "La Belle Noiseuse"." "La Belle what?" "." "Noiseuse." "It means a woman who likes to quarrel." "It was painted more than a century ago, around 1 830." "We mainly know it through old descriptions and a print, maybe not very accurate." "The painting reappeared in Johannesburg, Tokyo, and London a few years ago." "It was last seen in Sidney." "Funny, how a painting can travel these days, isn't it?" "." "It makes me dream." "What does it have to do with me?" "." "With you, nothing, but with Cécile, or rather her boyfriend." "Wait, I don't understand." "Do you rob paintings, like Arsène Lupin?" "." "No." "We are trying to find works of art that have been stolen." "I've been tracking "La Belle Noiseuse" for months," "I work with Antoine, Cécile's boyfriend." "I didn't know these kind of things really exist!" "It's crazy!" "Crazy and dangerous." "Did you know that art trafficking is almost as lucrative as drugtrafficking?" "." "I won't tell you the estimated price of a Frenhofer." "Well, Cécile's friend seems to know where it is." "That's great!" "Yes, but there's a problem." "He's trying to negotiate with collectors and the robbers, which is a very dangerous game." "I want to make sure he understands that." "I could talk to him, or actually Cécile." "No, don't, it's my problem." "This is a secret, Claude, can you keep a secret?" "." "I think so." "What's wrong?" "." "I don't know." "I have to go, I feel strange." "Will I see you again?" "." "Maybe, but I don't know how I can help." "You never know." "No, don't." "I have to go now." "Hey, you scared me!" "You can't play with ghosts, you know!" "There are no ghosts, only hungry rats." "Listen... it's an ancient dance, it's a Polish folk dance" "When was this house built?" "." "I don't know." "Maybe during the reign of Louis Phillipe." "I'm not good at French history." "Is that 1 9th century?" "." "I don't know, I only know I want to sleep." "You can sleep in my room." "I'll stay here, don't worry." "I'm not worried." "Why do you think I'm scared?" "." "I'm not scared at all, I'm just upset, really upset." "One, two, three, four..." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop dancing." "The night, the moon, take your shoes off." "The night and the moon, stop" "I made you swear not to see me again." "My Lord, your duty surprises my presence and what once filled my heart with joy..." ""My Lord, your presence surprises my duty."" "And it's your absence that surprises me." "Once your dream or nightmare has ended, you will act this scene again in the next few days." "Sophie, Marina, your turn." "We changed something, you will see." "What, that lovely maiden name is a title, dear sister, the sweet charm of which you wish to abandon." "And to getting married, dare you look forward?" "." "This vulgar plan can make proud?" "." "Yes, my sister." "Ah, this "yes" have I to suffer?" "." "And no aching heart shall I feel?" "." "Well, what is it in marriage, my sister, that..." "Oh, for heaven's sake, forbear!" "How?" "." "Oh, forbear, I pray you!" "Can't you see that the mere sound of this word is an offense to the spirit?" "." "That evil image it conjures up, and on wicked roads it leads the mind?" "." "Does it not make you shudder?" "." "And can you, my sister, convince your heart to suffer all the word entails?" "." "I prepared the scene with claude Fayard, but..." "Pauline, what's wrong?" "." "claude called in sick." "And cécile..." "Yes, I know." "Who worked on Flaminia?" "." "I did." "Okay, so give Lucia the lines." "My dear, while I look for Arlequin, who may have stayed a bit too long at dinner, why don't you try this dress?" "." "He can't wait to see you." "Here It will fit me, but I'd rather not take it." "The Prince wants me in exchange." "You're mistaken." "Even if he left you, everything would be yours." "Really, you don't know him." "If you say so..." "I hope he doesn't ask me afterwards," ""Why did you take my gifts?" ". "" "He'll ask you, "Why didn't you take more?" ". "" "Very well." "I'll take everything." "That way, he won't blame me." "Go right ahead!" "I'll answer for it." "What are you looking at?" "." "Stay like that." "You look like "la Belle Noiseuse"." "Because I'm under the blanket?" "." "Because it's the most beautiful foot in the history of painting." "Well, I'm thirsty." "What would you like to drink?" "." "carrot juice." "It's in the fridge in the kitchen." "Damn it." "It took you quite a while." "I couldn't find what I was looking for." "Your beautiful" "What?" "." "Your beautiful l-don't-know-what." "I found her, my beautiful l-don't-know-what." "And who is it?" "." "It's you, my beautiful l-don't-know-what." "Any idea what time it is?" "." "Looking at the sun, about five." "Then you have to leave, the girls will be back soon." "You don't want me to meet your friends?" "." "It's not that, but still, you should leave." "But Madam, listen to me." "You're bothering me." "I'll call you." "Here's the cake." "For someone who's sick, you look pretty good!" "Bug off." "Move over." "You don't know anything." "Well done, isn't it?" "." "Who needs a spoon?" "." "And where are the candles?" "." "No candles." "Oh no?" "." "I'll get it." "Anna, it's for you." "Me!" "Do you know the story of the big mouth frog?" "." "Sure:" "what's your name, yaaaa?" "." "What are you eating, yaaa?" "." "Did Raphaelle tell it to you?" "." "She told it to everybody." "And the one about logic, you know it?" "." "No." "A guy meets a friend he hasn't seen for a long time." "He asks, "What are you in now?" ". "" "I'm in logic." " What's that, logic?" "." "I'll explain it to you." "Do you have an aquarium at home?" "." "Yes." "So, it's only logical you also have water in the aquarium." "Sure." "If you have an aquarium filled with water," "Iogically, you must have fish." "Of course." "If you have fish, logically you must feed them..." "I miss you, too." "Yeah, of course." "If you feed them, logically, you must like animals." "Yeah, I like animals..." "Oh, that's great." "At the end of the month?" "." "You're coming at the end of the month?" "." "Well, yes, I am tender and communicative." "Okay, if you are tender and communicative," "I can then deduce logically, you must love a woman, and you must like spending a quiet evening with her at your place." "Yes, I like that." "So, you see, starting with an aquarium," "logic allows me to deduce that you like being with a woman." "Ciao." "Te voglio, belle." "That's brilliant!" "lt is." " Good bye." " Good bye." "The next day, he meets another friend." "He says:" "I met Jean yesterday, and he's in logic." "What's that?" "." " Let me explain." "I'll give you an example." "Do you have an aquarium?" "." "No." "Oh, no..." "I didn't know you were one of them." "You didn't get it?" "." "No." "Never mind." "Have a drink." "What about your dancer?" "." "He'll be here by the end of the month for a week." "That's great, Anna!" "If you go again to the Prince of Wales Hotel, bring us some towels, the big ones." "Didn't I have a piece of cake?" "." "Yes, and it's not bad at all." "Great Tintin cake." "Ta-tin!" "Did you invite anybody?" "." "No." "I'll go." "Me too." "cécile, I thought you had left Paris." "You're freezing." "I walked." "Have some St-Amour." "And a piece of cake." "Here, sit down." "cake." "Wine." "Take off your coat." "Not now, I'm cold." "How was your vacation?" "." "It's so good to see you- - oh, sorry." "I'm disturbing you, huh?" "." "No, not at all." "I'm not very well." "I need to talk." "I don't have many friends." "What are you talking about?" "." "This is my third birthday in this house." "Of course, you must party with us." "I didn't know you were in Paris." "Tell her the story about the logic." "Why don't you tell her the one about the frog?" "." "cécile, do you know the story about the big mouth frog?" "." "No." "It's about a frog taking a walk in the forest." "I'm sorry." "I can't stay, I can't talk to you." "It's not you, it's nobody's fault." "It's me." "cécile!" "cécile!" "Wait!" "Mr. Lucas, can you confirm the accusations appearing in today's paper?" "." "That's what I said, yes." "Judge Bertrand is suing you for libel." "What do you say?" "." "Nothing." "We'll see." "Do you think that a gangster's word is as trustworthy as a cop's?" "." "I think the truth always comes out in the end." " Was it something we said?" "." "Shut up!" "It's him." "Who?" "." "Antoine Lucas, cécile's boyfriend." "I saw him with her at the café." "Antoine Lucas was involved in the Bertrand affair, three years ago, when Judge Bertrand was suspected of abusing his rights to the advantage of a prostitution ring in Lyon." "Today, Lucas was brought before the court in Versailles, accused of a hold-up and complicity in a murder." "A trial seems to be imminent..." "Josiane?" "." "Anyway, it has no connection with the Bertrand affair and would probably go unnoticed by the media if not for the accused, and the charge rigorously rejected by the defense who claims they are being set up." "So, this case is headed for trial." "In other news today..." "You hear what I hear?" "." "Yeah, poor cécile." "I'm not talking about cécile." " I'm talking about Henri." "Henri?" "." "Henri, Thomas, Lucien, Raymond." "I don't care what his name is." "The guy who's been telling us stories about cécile for weeks." "Well, you know what?" "." "He knows about her boyfriend." "So, he's a cop?" "." " Or a gangster." "They're the same to me." "Which guy?" "." "A strange guy, trying to flirt while talking about cécile." "Wait, what does he look like?" "." "Not bad, blue eyes." "A face, y'know?" "." "Why?" "." "Just asking." "Is there any wine left?" "." "This is the last time we're seeing each other." "Are you crazy?" "." "You lied to me about everything." "Your name isn't even Thomas." "Stop it." "First of all, my name is Thomas." " Second, yes, I lied." "You admit it." "I lied to your friends." "I needed to see them." "They know." "Try to understand." "Don't be so selfish." "Third" "This is another trap." "I saw cécile's guy on TV." "So?" "." "Did he tell all about his life on TV?" "." "He said that in the end, the truth always comes out." "I hope for him he's wrong." "can I say my third?" "." "Hurry, I don't want the girls to see us." "Third..." "I love you." "Stop saying that, I would so much like to believe you." "I'll say it again and again." "But I'm scared." "I don't care about your first and your second." "Everything is true." "That's when, three days later..." "I'm Judge Vaudeville." "The accused, please stand." "No, I will not stand in front of a revengeful justice." "Your name?" "." "You know my name." "Your first name?" "." "You know it." "counselor, is this what you call a defense?" "." "I ask for a calm debate." "Why don't you first ask your defendant to calm down?" "." "There's trouble for the one who provokes the scandal." "There's even more trouble for a low- life stepping out of his boundaries." "Gentlemen of the jury, they want to punish this man not for what he has done and for which there is no proof, but for the Lyon affair which you all remember, and in which he was used as a pawn." "Don't let them intimidate you." "I'm the general prosecutor, Pincemoi Jereve." "This can't be true, it's an unacceptable insult to justice." "Let the witnesses enter." "I'm the widow Ponsardin." "I live on the 36th floor." "I'm shortsighted, farsighted and astigmatic, but I saw everything on this dark moonless night." "I definitely recognize the accused." "He shot at the policemen." "You are Jean cliquot's sister, who is accused of having driven through a roadblock." "That has nothing to do with it." "Admit that you were offered a deal." "I'm detective Ragot." "This is an intolerable insult to the honor of the police!" "He shot at us, I'm sure of it, even if the cartridges have never been found." "The accused must have picked them up before running away." "With his previous offenses, you won't make me believe he's a saint." "Will I be judged by my previous offenses?" "." "It's like holding your head underwater." "In some lives, prior offenses follow each other without there ever being any future." "You are not allowed to say that." "This is a fair trial with a local jury, beneath the objective eye of the police, who all want you in jail." "Plus, your hands aren't really clean, my boy!" "This is an attempt to disturb the trial." "The accused has always been impertinent." "His outrageous revelations in the media made certain eminent personalities in justice, police and state very nervous." "The scandal has nothing to do with this case, but it still justifies a severe sentence." "I demand that you punish this rebel, this delinquent, this hoodlum, with ten years in prison." "There was never any proof of Antoine Lucas' involvement in the shooting of Lagny." "You will have to decide for the defendant, if there's a reasonable doubt." "I ask you to find Antoine Lucas not guilty." "%There are things hidden behind things %" "% behind fear, it's true or not %" "%there are things hidden behind things %" "% behind doubt, whether free or guilty %" "% behind the doubt, free or convicted %" "%ah, ah yes, indeed %" "% free or inmate for a long time %" "%ah, ah yes, indeed %" "% free or inmate for a long time %" "%there are things hidden behind things %" "%endlessly, it's tiring %" "% there are reasons for things seeming wrong %" "%never miss anything %" "%when things seem wrong you look for a cause %" "% and the cause is the innocent %" "%ah ah, yes, indeed %" "% the innocent make the best victims %" "%ah ah, yes, indeed %" "% the innocent make the best victims %" "Well, I see, all countries seem to be alike." " Even in your country?" "." " Oh, everywhere." "Ah, the news." "Antoine Lucas was sentenced today to ten years in prison." ""This is not justice, it's murder!" Lucas shouted, when the sentence was announced." "Nobody knew who was meant." "In any case, the police are rejoicing- " "Here comes Mr. Lucas, surrounded by guards." "Mr. Lucas, a few words?" "." ""Go home, sleep well!"" "You heard him" "Poor cécile." " Shut up, you said that before." " We have to do something." "What can we do?" "." "Nothing, there's nothing we can do." "But the next day, during afternoon classes..." "Aren't you coming to the café?" "." "No, I have to think." "Ciao." "She thinks too much." "Oh, a cat!" "In fact, "Miss Tequila", you're working tonight until when?" "." " a.m." "We'll never rehearse." "Yes, we can, at 6 a.m. at my place!" "can we come and see you?" "." "There's nothing to see, nothing to drink, everything's fake." " I have to talk to you." "cécile?" "." "The keys which were in the chimney, what did you do with them?" "." "What keys?" "." "What chimney?" "." "What are you talking about?" "." "The key I left in my room, I mean, in your room." "This is serious, you must give them back to me." "There are no keys in the chimney." "Yes, there are, I need them." "I'm telling you." "I don't understand." "What keys?" "." " Did somebody come?" "." " Nobody came." "Listen cécile, are you sure?" "." "I'm sure." "Somebody came for them." "I can't believe it, Anna." "What did she want?" "." "Will she come back to class?" "." "Did she say anything about her boyfriend?" "." "No, I didn't understand a thing." "She said something about keys in my room, and that someone came for them." "Who would that be?" "." "It's silly." "claude?" "." "Laura!" "claire, what are you doing here?" "." "I work at the pharmacy next door." "Still studying economics." "And you?" "." "I'm still taking theatre classes with constance Dumas." "Have you heard anything about your sister?" "." "Nothing yet, but I'm still searching." "I'm in a hurry, gotta go." "See you." "Why did she call you Laura?" "." "Well... because my name is Laura." "No." "Anna is my sister's name." "She disappeared 3 years and 28 days ago, and I'm still looking for her." "Maybe one day, I'll meet someone who knows her." "Put it down, put it down, you'll break something." "Give me those keys, you thief, you liar!" "Disgusting cheat!" "I'm telling you, I don't know what you are talking about." "I was right to be suspicious." "In fact, that's the only thing you came for, and I thought you wanted me, but no, I'm such an idiot." "Give me that." "Listen-- think!" "If I had come to steal whatever you're talking about, and if I had stolen it, what would I be doing here now?" "." "Stop confusing me." "It's over." "I'm not doing this anymore," "I won't let you destroy me." "Henri!" "Lucien!" "It's Thomas." "He's got the keys." "This is ridiculous." "She's been annoying me for hours with these keys." "Do you know anything about keys?" "." "The keys to shut your mouth!" "We gotta frisk him." "He took the keys from the chimney in your room." "No, it's not him." "I've been listening to your shouting for a while now." "You were here?" "." "I came home first." "Your friend didn't take the keys." "I did." " Why didn't you say so earlier?" "." "I usually don't intervene when a couple fights." "What did you do with those keys?" "." "Yes, what did you do with them?" "." "Those keys keep the ghosts from sleeping." "I threw them in the Seine." "Are you crazy?" "." "What did you do that for?" "." "And what are you doing with this strange guy?" "." "He's not strange." "He's just a man I love." "Listen everyone, I'll explain." "Don't bother." "Please don't." " Wait, there's one thing- " "Thanks." "See you soon." "Scum!" "I made you swear not to see me again." "My lord, your presence surprises my duty;" "And what once filled my heart with joy, is now a cause for suffering." "Do you dare ignore it?" "." "And seeing you is causing me such pain;" "Is your pain less than mine?" "." "Are we both suffering less for sighing together?" "." "Go, content yourself with seeing me tremble." "And with your dubious triumph, have mercy." "Don't harass me into shameful sighing." "Surena, I know just what it costs my heart to see you, but he who seeks to die must seek the means." "Madam, the hour is nigh, and tomorrow, your faith commands you to forget me." "I have but today, this moment of my life." "Forgive Love for sacrificing it to you, and let me breathe this sigh... and let me breathe this sigh at your feet." "For my final joy is giving my soul to you." "Eurydice and my soul, my lord, you deem it strong enough, as not to fear for it." "Might not the sighs so fatal to your life gain equal powers over me?" "." "Live, my lord, live, and let my desire be equal to your passion's fire." "Trespassing now seems all too sweet, and I haven't done my share of suffering yet." "Let a dark sorrow consume me slowly," "let me fully taste its bitterness." "Death shall not set me free, I want to love always, suffer always, die always." "But can you forgive a weakness I admit amidst this stinging fatal tenderness?" "." "could you, my lord, convince yourself to let a fleeting happiness alleviate the deepest pain?" "." "Surena, to what joy can the miserable aspire, who, after so many favors, is devoured by his own passion?" "." "What can I do in my present state?" "." "This is the tenth time you arrive in the middle of a scene." "Next time you can't get up, stay in bed." "Are you jealous?" "." " It's not my fault." " It's never your fault." "What was it this time?" "." "A motorcycle- accident?" "." "No, but the police stopped everybody." "They announced it on the radio." "The guy who was sentenced the other day, Antoine Lucas." "Well...?" "." "He escaped last night during his transfer." "Did you say Antoine Lucas?" "." "Antoine Lucas escaped." "Please stop moving around and talking." "What's all this excitement, Pauline?" "." "Enough for today." "Same time tomorrow." "class dismissed." "cécile, wait, I have to talk to you." "You need something?" "." " See you at the café." " Okay, I'll be right there." "You wanted to talk to me?" "." "First, I wanted to tell you, that what you did was good." "It was both well-balanced and sensitive." "Very good." "What else?" "." "coffee?" "." " Herb tea, please." " Yes, please." "Do we have aspirin?" "." "On the fridge." "Joyce, can you give it to me, please." "Don't you feel well?" "." "Not too well." "Is it about Thomas?" "." "Don't worry, you'll see him again." "Yes, we'll see him again." "I'm worried about cécile." "She's disappeared." "She must feel very bad." "Why, because Antoine is a fugitive now?" "." "She should be glad." "What if they shoot him?" "." "Just another police screw- up." "Hello." "You're having coffee." "I'd love a cup." "What a day!" "Real coffee, or instant?" "." " Real, please." "Everybody is upset today." "An escape at the courthouse;" "we'll see heads rolling." "See, he's a real cop." "Yeah, that's me." "Thomas Santini, criminal investigations." "You want to check?" "." "It's almost the same name as your boyfriend's." "I didn't do that on purpose, Anna." "There are many coincidences in life." "Without coincidence, everything would be terribly routine." "I like coincidences..." "and planning them." "So, what did you come here for?" "." "Get out of here, okay?" "." "The minute I have the keys, that's all I want." "We told you, they're in the Seine." "Yeah, in the Seine." "Might as well make me believe in ghosts." "What do these keys mean to you?" "." "The same as for Antoine Lucas:" "an opportunity." "Have you heard about the Bertrand case and the acquittals?" "." "Yes, bribery by the Mafia in Lyon." "But they say it's not true." "Because three years ago, when Antoine Lucas told everything, he had no proof." "Some rumors from prison he was unwise enough to tell in front of a reporter one night he was drunk." "Well, a little thief against all these important persons, there's not much you can do, as I'm sure you would agree, except..." "Except?" "." "One of these personalities made a big mistake, an epistolary mistake." "Epistolary?" "." "A letter." "This letter fell into the hands of an old gangster." "Let's call him Faria." "Lucas was lucky." "He spent some time in prison with this Faria and became his friend." "When was that?" "." "Just before the scandal three years ago." "So?" "." "Did you keep these keys?" "." "No." "Before dying of cancer six months ago," "Faria gave his treasure to Lucas:" "some papers in a safe... and the keys are for the safe." "Now you know it all." "Why didn't Antoine use them six months ago?" "." "Because these papers are like dynamite." "He was afraid, but now he's got nothing to lose." "What do you want the papers for?" "." "BIackmail?" "I like coincidences, but I also like orderliness." "Scandals are always a mess." "I don't care about Antoine Lucas or his escape." "Let him go to Switzerland or Tierra del Fuego." "I only want these papers, and I'll find them." "You should tell your friend, cécile." "We don't know where she is." "She'll get in touch." "So tell her the deal." "Antoine is free if I get the papers." "The ball is in your court now." "Think about it." "See you tomorrow." "This is outrageous!" "We have to make him leave, no matter what." "How are we gonna do that?" "." "By calling the police?" "." "He's setting up a trap for cécile and Antoine." "He said he didn't care about them." "You still believe his lies?" "." "How naive can you be?" "." "Leave her alone." "She's right, for once he said the truth." "He could help Antoine and maybe that's his only chance." "You must be joking." "You actually believe him?" "." "Yes." "You know what?" "." "I don't give a damn." "I'm not talking anymore to insane people." "I feel so lost." "Don't worry, you're not the only one." "I'll sleep in the living room." "Shall I come with you?" "." "Yes." "I despise health and I'm glad to be ill." "Send everything back, because I will not eat today, or tomorrow either." "All I want to do is to be furious and hate you all." "cécile?" "." "Yes, of course, you can count on me," "I already told you." "Okay." "And then, after several days..." "You're wasting your time." "It's my way to gain time." "What did you gain in the five days you've been here?" "." "We haven't seen cécile, or heard from her." "She's not coming to class." "You should look for Antoine." "You won't find him in this house." "Just doing my job, Joyce." "I'm not trying to show you how to play comedy." "If you really want to help me, you know what you need to do." "Excuse me." "Tell Lucia to give me the keys." "Don't you understand?" "." "Don't you get it?" "." "She threw them away!" "You think everybody has your pitiful vision of the world?" "." "You think everybody is such a lowlife?" "." "Only interested in fighting over stuff, just to sell it?" "." "Go on, keep going, you're looking through me." "I'm totally exposed." "Idiot!" "That's just what I needed." "Someone who reads my soul." "You can come anytime, Joyce, I'll tell you my evil plans and you can give me lectures." "I know you'd love that." "I can see it, deep in your eyes..." "please excuse me" "Moralists always turn me on." "What's wrong?" "." "And you?" "." "It's because of the scallions." "I'm gonna kill this guy." "I'm gonna kill him." "I'm warning you, I'm leaving." "It's either him or us." "What did he do?" "." "He's scum." "A traitor, that's what he is!" "consider yourself warned." "I knew that already." "How can you let him touch you?" "." "What happened?" "." "What did he try to do?" "." "Nothing, he kissed me, that's all." "So say something!" "I don't care." " You're not allowed to say that." "It's selfish." "And if she turns up like last time, he'll lock her up." "I don't know, I don't know anymore." "Me neither." "I love him, I love him..." "Well, Arlequin, my love?" "." "Well, Silvia, my soul?" "." "How unhappy we are!" "Let us love each other always." "Yes, but... what will happen to our love?" "." "I'm so worried." "I don't know, be patient, but I'm no braver than you are." "My poor lovely treasure, for three days, I have not seen your beautiful eyes." "Look at me to compensate me." "I've many things to tell you." "I'm afraid of losing you." "I'm afraid of somebody hurting you through jealousy." "I'm afraid of getting used to your being away from me." "Hello." "Have you also come to teach me how to behave?" "." "Oh, charlotte corday now?" "." "I'm impressed." "Stop that nonsense." "Knives belong in the kitchen, right?" "." "come in, come in, join the crowd." "So?" "." "My room is on the top floor." "come see me some evening, late, so we can talk." "I don't want to talk anymore, understand?" "." "I see, you want to touch, like St. Thomas." "That's right, he's my patron." "Excuse me, the kitchen." "If I'd known that you were coming after him in good faith," "I would have waited." "But you're unlucky and I'm not too happy myself." "Flaminia, you be the judge." "How can a man stop loving Silvia?" "." "Is there a heart more sympathetic, more generous?" "." "Anybody else's tenderness would touch me less than her goodness." "You shall also judge." "How is one to behave with a man who always thanks you, no matter what you say to him?" "." "I can't blame him, Silvia, you're charming, and in his place, I would do the same." "Don't tell him I'm pretty, he knows it." "Love me calmly, and help me get even with this woman." "Dear Silvia, I will at once." "My mind is made up." "No matter how you treat me," "I will love you all my life." "Oh, I'm sure." "I know you- " "Excuse me." "I can't hear you..." "Hello?" "." "One moment please." "Hello?" "." "What's going on?" "." "You don't even feel your lines anymore." "Do you realize what's going on?" "." "constance says nothing, this guy following us, at a time when we should really be rehearsing." "I can't do this anymore." "Let's try not to think about it." "That's so easy to say." "It's all her fault." "Look at Lucia, she's totally high!" "I'd like to be in her shoes now, I feel rather down." "Yes, okay... certainly." "Please start again, a little earlier in the script." "Places, please." "And Anna, with more conviction." "claude?" "." "Ready?" "." "You shall also judge." "How is one to behave with a man who always thanks you, no matter what you say to him?" "." "I can't blame him, Silvia, you're charming, and in his place, I would do the same." "Don't tell him I'm pretty, he knows it..." "Go on, don't let them distract you." "concentrate." "Don't tell him I'm pretty, he knows it." "Love me calmly, and help me get even with this woman." "Dear Silvia, I will at once." "My mind is made up." "No matter how you treat me," "I will love you all my life." "Oh, I'm sure." "Mrs. constance Dumas, will you please come with us?" "." "certainly." "I will be gone for a few days." "If I..." "If anything happens, I'm counting on you." "Anyway, I won't always be there." "Whisky?" "." "Yes, please." "You're nicer than your friends." "There's no point in not being nice." "Your place is very austere." "I like austerity." "You had constance arrested, didn't you?" "." "Why should I?" "." "Because she was hiding Antoine Lucas." "Fortunately, he had already left." "I've told you a hundred times." "I'm not interested in this little crook." "I'm leading this investigation on my own." "And I'm with you now, because I know you'll give me what I'm looking for." "How can you be so sure?" "." "You're smart." "Obstruction, trafficking in stolen documents, you could go to jail for that." "What will you do with the papers, once you have them?" "." "I'll destroy them." "Or return them to the owner, which is the same thing." "Bring things back to order." ""Order."" "That's the only word you seem to know." "A bit sad, isn't it?" "." "No, the opposite is sad." "Saint George and the Dragon." "Nice little Raphael." "For a cop, you're pretty cultured." "From the Sorbonne to the police station, a path straight down." "You're a philosopher- cop, right?" "." "correct." "Man is a wolf to his neighbor, etc., etc." "Interesting." "And what's the woman?" "." "A man with... or rather without... well, you know what I mean." "Not really." "Do you sometimes drink with women?" "." "As you can see." "I can't see anything." "You don't drink?" "." "Not alcohol." "You know what I think?" "." "You have these keys on you." "You want to check?" "." "Maybe..." "that's part of my job." "Sorry, I scared you, I'm not a brute." "You're so warm, have a drink." "No, thanks, it's for you." "Don't make such a fuss, I didn't touch it." "No, I said." "Drink." "Thanks." "Goodbye." "Stop him!" "He has the key!" "Sorry." "Good night." "Be brave!" "You are now in fear." "I think he vowed never to have a good time." "I admit that I'm afraid." "What a man!" "I must uplift his spirit." "Don't be afraid." "I'll never love the Prince, I vow" "Stop, Silvia." "Don't finish your vow, I pray you." "Will you not let me swear it?" "." "That's nice." "I'm glad." "Shall I let you vow against me?" "." "Against you?" "." "Are you the Prince?" "." "Yes, Silvia, I have hidden my rank 'til now." "So your tenderness be due to mine," "Iest I should lose the pleasure it would bring me, now that you know me, you are free to accept my heart and hand, or to refuse either." "Speak, Silvia." "Ah, my dear Prince." "I was going to make so beautiful a vow!" "If you were seeking the pleasure of being loved by me, you have found it, you know I speak the truth." "I will have it so." "Our union is assured." "I heard every word, Silvia." "Well, Arlequin, I have nothing to say to you." "console yourself as you can." "The Prince will speak to you." "My heart is full." "It doesn't make sense, we can't go on." "No, Pauline, don't start all over again." "Pauline, we had agreed to go all the way." "We're almost there." "Yes, we're almost there." "But we don't know what we're doing." "What will we look like, without constance?" "." "We'll look ridiculous." "That's why we have to be even better." "Or else, we'll have lost everything." "True, we would lose everything." "Remember what she said." "She wants us to go all the way." "That's what she said." "But I wanted her to see us." "That's not what's most important." "What is, then?" "." " Not to disappoint her." " Not to disappoint ourselves!" "Maybe." "I think that our acting got worse." "Look, we're working on it." "So, let's get to work." "Okay, let's go, up!" "Quiet, please." "Okay, let's do it again." "Anna, did you tell Joyce I would go see her?" "." "I did." "It made her happy." "Well, Arlequin." "I have nothing to say to you." "console yourself as you can." "What is there to say to me?" "." "That I shall leave you." "What is there for me to answer?" "." "That I know." "Say that you have said so, say that I have answered." "Then leave me alone, and that's the end of it." " - to the prisoners, to one among them, to those who wait for them."
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"Every day there's more to tell" "Dreaming, I'm little now" "Fading away every passing day" "And I just have one thing to tell you" "You're further and further away..." "I need more vocals, I can't hear myself." "Guys, I have 8 more bands to balance, the competition starts in 3 hours." "clear the stage." "Welcome to the Young Bands' Competition, here's the first band." "I can't leave now, we haven't even performed yet." "So I'II do the song and I'II come home," "I won't even wait for the results." "So take them with you!" "But it's not my fault they called you in." "Mom, I'm not coming." "You heard me." "Let them fire you." "You heard me, I'm not coming." "Maya." "Yoram, Iet me go." "There'II be other gigs." "Come on, Bahr, come out already." "You know I have to go, right?" "But you'II take me to kindergarten tomorrow?" "I promised, didn't I?" "Promise-promise?" "Promise-promise-promise-promise." "Maya, I'm sorry." "I begged them to find someone else." "Do you want me to get fired?" "Maya!" "I hate you." "Serves you right." "I Iove these mother-daughter talks, we should do it more often." "Maya, I'm sorry." "Go to work, Mom, lots of kids need you there." "Bahri, what's the matter?" "You couldn't fall asleep?" "Come on, Iet's go to sleep." "Good evening, everybody." "This song was written by a girl who's kind of strange, she couldn't come to sing it tonight, so I'II sing it instead of her." "Her name is Maya and the song is called "Animated Movies"." "She wrote it for her father." "Still have so much to say to you" "Every day there's more to tell" "Dreaming, I'm little now" "Fading away every passing day..." "Hey, Skeleton." "Don't call me Skeleton, dummy." "Y air, you promised you'd go back to school today." "Maya, don't touch the blinds." "Murderer." "You just destroyed millions of planets, there must be life on one of them." "You destroyed entire civilizations." "T ake your bones and get lost." "Life is here, Darwin, on this planet." "Yair, get up!" "Leave me alone, Maya, stop it!" "Fuck!" "Get your frozen feet away from me, I want to sleep." "Answer one little question and I'm out of here." "There is no God, there is no truth, and there is no meaning to your bony existence." "Great." "You little shit, why do I always have to do everything?" "'Cause you're older." "I had a gig last night, my first gig." "Wonderful." "How was it?" "I don't know, I wasn't there." "Mom was called to work, you disappeared, as usual." "Remember we used to read each other's thoughts?" "You know what I'm thinking right now?" "I'm fuckin' sick of you, Yair, totally." "How could I have wet my bed if I pee like an elephant?" "You're the peeing champion, you should be in the "OIympees"." "Could be worse, right?" "Yes, it could be worse, really." "I'm not washing my hair." "OK." "And I'm not getting dressed till Mommy comes." "You are too!" "But I'm not going to kindergarten till Mommy gets back, period." "Lie on your side." "Don't breathe in, exhale slowly." "Breathe slowly." "Good, good." "I'm not going till she gets back, I'm not going till she gets back..." "Get lost." "I'm not going till she gets back..." "You're such a pain." "Sisi, hi, it's Maya." "Fine, hanging in there." "Did Mom leave?" "Yours is with mayo and avocado." "I have to talk to her." "Sisi, Mom didn't come to take me!" "Hello, Maya?" "Where are you?" "I'm late." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "Bahr won't go till you get back, Darwin went back to sleep," "Ido switched sheets with Bahr again, and I'm late for school, but it could be worse, right?" "Right." "Make sure they dress warmly and make them sandwiches." "I already did." "Pick her up at four and fix dinner, I'm on the night shift." "She won't go without you." "Let me talk to her." "Wait, Maya." "What?" "Are you OK?" "Do you hate me for yesterday?" "You know I had no choice." "So you're OK?" "Everything's OK, Mom." "Did you eat something?" "Bahr..." "Where's Bahr?" "In my pocket." "Bahr!" "Bahr, open up!" "No!" "Bahr, Mom wants to talk to you." "Then she should come home." "Bahr!" "Open up right now!" "Mom, she locked herself in." "She won't come out." "Mom, I'm late for school, when can you come?" "Maya, why are you yelling?" "Maya, what happened?" "Why are you doing this?" "Doing what?" "Idiot." "What do you want?" "Don't sound like Dad." "Make Bahr come out and wait for me outside..." "You won't make it." "I will, and then I'm taking you to school." "I'm going to work." "But Yair, you promised me." "I tried, it didn't work." "What do you mean, you tried?" "School only starts today." "Yair, I don't have time to argue with you." "Let me talk to Ido." "Ido!" "Dafna, why isn't anyone in number five?" "Five?" "I'II go to five, she's mine." "Thanks." "What do you want?" "Are you OK, sweetie?" "I have a tummy ache." "You're just nervous, it'II go away." "I told you he wouldn't go back." "Ido, I promise he'II go back to school today." "Bahl, "sweethealt", is that you out "thel"?" "I'm locked inside and can't get out." "I'm need help "despelately"." "I Iove you." "Bye" "Do you know why I call you "Bahl"?" "Because I can't say "R"." "I'm locked inside and I'm "Ieally despelate"." "I'm so afraid." "So "vely, vely aflaid"." "You said "afraid", with an R." "Did not, did not." "Having fun out there?" "Doesn't basketball practice start today?" "You said it, you said it!" "Hey, Ido!" "Gimme my hat!" "Leave him alone!" "Ouch, he bit me!" "Ido, you little fucker, we're gonna kill you." "Today?" "I forgot all about it." "But we made an appointment, didn't we?" "How can I go like this?" "Look at me, Sisi." "Sorry." "Watch where you're going." "Sorry, I got off at the wrong station." "Station?" "You mean floor." "What floor is this?" "The third!" "Mom said she'd come, didn't she?" "Yes, but we're not talking to her." "Could be worse than wetting my bed, right?" "What do you mean?" "It's great." "I try to wet my bed every night but I can't do it." "Nonsense." "Bahr, don't you think I should start getting serious?" "I'm almost five and a half and I don't have a degree." "You're totally screwed up." "I have drawings." "Abstract." "We'II have three tests, two quizzes..." "Good morning, Maya UIman!" "Good morning." "If you know that it's morning, then everything's fine." "Come on in, summer vacation is over." "What a great way to start the year." "T ell me about it." "What's up?" "Gaga, it's too early for questions." "Come on..." "Shit!" "What happened?" "Are you OK?" "Are you hurt?" "Show me where it hurts." "I'm OK, I'm OK." "Why do you drive like that?" "Can't you see it's dangerous?" "Dangerous..." "Aren't you a bit old for a scooter?" "It's not a scooter, it's a moped!" "It's you again..." "You're trying to kill me today." "I'm sorry." "What?" "Don't worry, I'm OK." "It's my daughter's first day at kindergarten," "I have to be there in 1 0 minutes and I'II never make it." "Do you have another helmet?" "This scooter is nice, after all." "Are you new at the hospital?" "What?" "How long have you been working at the hospital?" "I got back from California a couple months ago." "Why did you leave there?" "Did you murder somebody?" "What?" "Never mind." "Make a right." "Did we make it on time?" "Perfect." "Thank you very much." "Bye." "Excuse me..." "Dafna." "The coat." "Oh, your coat." "Sorry." "Good night." "You're so smart, you can learn so much." "Mom, I'm working." "Want to get me fired?" "Look at yourself in that stupid outfit." "Do you want to grow up to be a mouse?" "What's wrong with being a mouse?" "I'm sick of your mice philosophy." "What's wrong with being an ordinary person?" "You're meeting the school counselor in 20 minutes." "Dafna, relax." "Don't call me Dafna, I'm your mother!" "Be nice to the counselor, don't scare her." "Is that new lipstick?" "Yair, I told you, he just gave me a ride." "Mom, I know you, you're going somewhere." "I'm not going anywhere." "Don't be such a wise guy, OK?" "I just wanted you to know that it's totally OK if you are, as far as I'm concerned." "Give me a kiss." "Cool it, Mom." "Bye." "I won't ever do it again, I promise, OK?" "Iris..." "What are you doing here?" "I'm not talking to you." "Yair UIman?" "Come on in." "Come on in." "Have a seat." "OK, I'm flora, the new counselor." "I understand that you were allowed just to take exams last year and now Pnina wants you to come back to school on a regular basis, right?" "I understand that you stopped studying on a regular basis nine months ago following a crisis." "Do you want to talk about it?" "Pnina also told me that you're a great basketball player and that you left the school team as well." "Want some coffee?" "You probably know that she thinks you're not using your full potential." "What do you think about that?" "I don't." "But if you passed the exams without going to school, she must be right." "But if I get B's without going to school," "I must be using my potential, right?" "How can one not use their full potential?" "Look, why don't you tell Pnina that everything's fine and that my potential is being used." "It won't work, Yair." "It creates a precedent." "They took into consideration what happened..." "But in any case, it's over." "Let's play a game, OK?" "I'II throw the ball to you and say a word, you throw it back and tell me the first word that comes to mind." "In this room there are no parents, no teachers, no school, just you and me, OK?" "As you guys say:" "Give and throw." "Give and go." "Give and go, what did I say?" "Good." "Morning." "I." "Mouse." "Boy." "glasses." "Mom." "Sister." "Dad." "Fear." "Anger." "Dad." "Are you mad at me?" "How can I be mad at you?" "You don't even exist." "Excuse me?" "Do you know what your Nemesis is?" "What?" "It's waiting outside your room, where there are no parents, no teachers and no counselor." "We can play ball forever but your words are meaningless." "You're a particle of dust floating in the universe, you and your socks." "This conversation doesn't exist and you don't exist, so how can I be mad at you?" "You're dead." "Why did you come here?" "So my mom will be able to get some sleep." "However, those who disapprove of the ecomomic system see purple children floating in the sky, picking balloons." "Maya and Gaga, good morning." "I see you're still on vacation, or perhaps you're having deep thoughts on the subject." "Stand up and share your thoughts with us." "Stand up." "Do you have to use the bathroom?" "My foot fell asleep." "What do you have to say?" "The free economy?" "Fantastic." "Anything else?" "If after 20 years on the job my mom can't afford a babysitter, free economy isn't really working, is it?" "Quiet." "That's an excellent example." "Listen carefully to what Maya is saying." "Her mother has been in the same line of work for many years and still hasn't made it financially." "Maya, what sector does your mom work in?" "Sector?" "My mom practices the oldest profession in the world." "Maya..." "She's a midwife." "What did you think I meant?" "Maya." "Wait up." "What's with you?" "Do you want to get expelled?" "Yes." "Hold on, Maya." "What?" "Did you get a call from Helicon Records?" "No, Gaga." "Why should I?" "'Cause one of them was there yesterday and said we have an awesome song, that we should have won." "He even asked for your number." "So he didn't call..." "No." "Good dog, alex." "Yoram!" "Call alex!" "Quiet." "Hi." "OK, bye." "I just came to apologize for yesterday," "I'm really sorry, it won't happen again, I promise." "Maya." "It's over." "I'm leaving, I'm moving to T el Aviv." "But it won't happen again." "It's not just the gig." "I don't want to be stuck here all my Iife." "We have a gig in two weeks." "At a school." "Lots of bands perform at schools, you said so yourself." "Yeah, but they get paid." "Have you been thinking about this long?" "Maya, you're a kid, you're still in high school." "I'm 24 years old," "I should be dead from an overdose or something." "Maya!" "Dafna UIman?" "Get up, come on." "Smile." "You're going to pay for this." "Maybe this isn't such a good idea." "I just finished a night shift." "It'II be fine, don't worry, we'II have a Iittle rehearsal, then we'II shoot it." "T ell me something about yourself." "My name is Dafna, I'm 43," "I have four kids." "Say that you're 39, not 43." "But I wrote 43 on the form." "It doesn't matter." "It's the video that counts." "Try again." "My name is Dafna, I work at Rothschild Hospital," "I'm a midwife," "I have 39 kids." "Sorry, sorry, I got mixed up." "That smile, that's it." "OK, Iet's start." "Hello, Dafna." "How are you?" "Fine." "Dafna, without knowing you," "I'd say you're a very friendly and curious person, am I right?" "If I were to give you a ticket to go anywhere, where would you go?" "How does Europe grab you?" "Yes, but I'd feel strange moving to a new place..." "No, just for vacation." "Oh, vacation." "Of course." "I've never been to America either." "Great." "If I were to send you to America with the man of your dreams, what would he look like?" "What would he do?" "What would you do together?" "We'd go for walks together." "I think we'd go to the movies sometimes..." "Go to the beach on Saturdays..." "Look, this wasn't such a good idea after all." "I'II come some other time." "No, I'm sleeping!" "close the door." "You scared me." "Lock it." "This stuff is amazing." "Want some?" "What's up?" "Nothing." "Are you OK?" "Do you love me?" "What?" "Do you love me?" "You know I do." "Since when?" "What's with you?" "When did you start loving me?" "In third or fourth grade." "What would you do for me?" "I don't know, I haven't thought about it." "So why do you love me?" "Dunno." "Idiot." "close your eyes." "What?" "close your eyes." "Why?" "'Cause I said so." "What's going on?" "I want to see." "Maya, what are you doing?" "What's wrong?" "I can't do it." "Why not?" "I don't know, I just can't." "What?" "Ido, Maya didn't come to pick me up." "Then spend the night there." "Come on, Ido." "Then you're coming to the pool to film me." "But Maya doesn't let us go there." "Then walk home alone." "I'II come with you." "I'm on my way." "It's OK, my brother's coming to get me." "Are you sure?" "Bye, sweetie." "Bye." "Cut it out, you're not a baby, you don't have to hold my hand, otherwise you'II never learn to walk home alone." "But Maya always lets me." "But Maya isn't here and today you're learning to walk home alone." "Look left and right, left again and then cross." "If you're not coming, I'm leaving." "But Maya always lets me." "Bye, I'm Ieavng." "Then I'm not coming to the pool and I won't film you jumping in." "Can you see me?" "Yes." "Press the red button." "Hello?" "Hello, may I speak to Dafna?" "Speaking." "Hello, it's flora, the counselor at Yair's school." "Did I wake you?" "It's OK, I was on the night shift." "I met with Yair today and we're having trouble accepting him back at school." "Why?" "The boy can't come back to school without getting psychological treatment." "Why do you always make things difficult?" "If it's a financial problem, there are ways we can help." "That's not it." "He finally wants to go back to school, why can't you help him?" "flora, I have another call, can you hold on?" "Hello, this is Ehud from Helicon, I'm looking for Maya." "Hello?" "Hello?" "This is Ehud." "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?" "What?" "The time." "Do you have a watch?" "Where to?" "I screwed up, I was supposed to pick up my kid sister." "My mom's gonna kill me." "What time is it?" "I'm such a screw-up." "Ido, please." "Ido, please!" "Get up, please, Ido, get up." ""Hello, you've reached the UIman family." ""If it's not the wrong number, leave a message."" "Where were you?" "Bahr!" "Are you OK, sweetie?" "Ido fell." "Where?" "I couldn't wake him." "Bahr, where's Ido?" "He jumped into the pool, I think he's dead." "Help me with this damn door." "Ido, wake up, this is Mommy talking to you." "Ido, wake up." "Yair, it's Maya." "Something happened to Ido, call Mom when you hear this message." "Mom." "Maya, leave me alone." "An 1 1 year-old, unconscious, head injury, following a three-meter fall." "Ido wake up." "Ido, open your eyes." "Ido, wake up." "Widening of the pupils, slow reaction, no reaction to pain..." "T ake her home, I don't want her to be here." "I want to stay." "For once, do as you're told." "The CT looks OK, no swelling, it'II take time for the boy to recover." "Dafna, do you need anything?" "What are you doing here?" "Is this private property?" "I thought you weren't talking to me." "I'm not, I came to practice my hook-shot." "Do you sleep here?" "I Iike your pajamas." "When did you get back?" "Two months ago." "Why?" "We missed you." "Just kidding, my mom had an affair with clinton." "She had an affair with all of Baltimore," "Max eventually dumped her." "I'II never make this shot." "Of course not, you're a girl." "Is that so?" "Watch this, with my eyes closed." "You retard." "You could have split your head open." "But I didn't." "What are you doing here anyway?" "What are you doing here?" "OK, Iet's go." "Where to?" "Inside, I forgot my keys." "I'm not allowed in without psychological treatment." "She said that to you too?" "Come on, I'II treat you." "I'II do your homework for you." "Fishbaum!" "It's so weird here at night." "It's much weirder in the morning." "Why?" "Isn't it weird coming to this lousy place for 12 years to get a piece of paper with grades?" "Is handing out flyers any better?" "flyers, diplomas, it's all paper." "Nothing you do really has any meaning." "Why not?" "Think about it." "You're a speck of dust in a expanding crazy universe." "Your life is such a tiny dot in time that it doesn't even exist." "It's like a three-pointer." "The ball leaves your hand, it's in the air, and that's it, you're dead." "Iris?" "Iris?" "Iris, come on!" "Iris!" "Sorry for calling so late, it's Ehud from Helicon." "I've been looking for Maya all day." "please tell her to call me about the recording session tomorrow." "What recording session?" "Just tell her to come to Helicon with her band, she'II know." "OK?" "She won't be able to make it." "Why not?" "I'm sorry, she won't be able to make it." ""Hi, you've reached Yoram." "Leave a message and I'II call you back, or not"" "Yair?" "It's me." "Yair didn't get back?" "No." "Is there any change?" "No, nothing." "Mom..." "T ell Yair to call me when he gets back." "Ido, don't you want to talk to me?" "You know..." "I promise you..." "I'II try to find a job without shifts, maybe we can move to another city." "Iris, for fuck's sake, I've got to work tomorrow!" "Iris!" "Iris, what are you doing?" "Do you think I can shoot myself into the basket?" "What are you waiting for?" "Let's dive into your never-ending universe, we're specks of dust, aren't we?" "Let's shoot a three-pointer, Iet's get it over with." "I didn't mean that you're a speck of dust." "I am." "So you're a speck of dust." "I actually like specks of dust." "My best friends are specks of dust, I swear." "Then why didn't you write to me?" "You know, mice don't write very well." "Stop it, Yair, say something real." "Dafna and David Ulman and Maya, Yair, Ido and Bahr" "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "Did they call you?" "Yes, sorry, Yoram," "I can't come." "Something happened." "I just knew you'd fuck this up, Maya." "Something happened with my brother." "You always have some excuse." "You don't understand." "What's there to understand?" "Then leave." "No, I want an explanation, Maya." "But you don't want to listen." "Why do you always have to be such a martyr?" "That's what you think of me?" "What else can I think?" "Look at the way you're behaving." "What do you want to hear?" "That she was 3 months in bed?" "That I had to drag her into the shower?" "That she didn't change sheets for 3 months, because she thought his smell was still there." "Is that what you want to hear?" "AII I want is to hear you sing." "Dr. Goldman." "Valentin." "Sorry to disturb you." "It's just that I saw you walk by the window earlier and I remembered..." "I wanted to offer you a cup of coffee." "No, no, it's OK." "You just got back from California, right?" "Yes." "Do you know Abby?" "Who?" "Abby." "She works here." "I told you, I'm new." "But she came back from California and she's a nurse, a registered nurse." "She worked there?" "You know, it seems so complicated, moving to a new place, starting all over again." "Never mind, I..." "Maybe I should talk to Abby about that." "My father died, that's why I stopped writing." "I know." "You were in the middle of a game, and he and Maya were at the beach." "On their way back Maya had to pee." "How do you know?" "Maya told me." "What's this?" "Nothing." "Is that why you went to see flora?" "Let's get down." "From which side?" "Your side." "What's wrong?" "You're shaking." "Yeah, it's weird." "What's weird?" "That I'm scared." "Why are you scared?" "Because I'm happy." "Give me your glasses." "Wow, that's why you didn't recognize me on the subway, you've turned into a mole." "Wanna hear something amazing about moles?" "No." "OK, bye." "Bye." "Hey, Iris, you took my thingy." "Bye." "Bye." "Where's Bahr?" "Outside." "Did she get any sleep?" "A little." "Did Yair call?" "I want to go to sleep for a couple hours." "I want you to take over for me." "Mom." "Go on, say it." "Maya, I have nothing to say to you." "You have nothing to say to me?" "OK, go to sleep, we'II talk on the phone." "Maya, I'm sorry, I don't have the strength to fight with you." "Just once, I said I'd pick her up and I didn't, and you don't ask yourself what happened?" "What happened?" "This is what happened." "Don't you get it?" "Too bad you didn't die instead of him." "What?" "What?" "what was that?" "Too bad you didn't die instead of Dad." "Mom, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." "Mom." "I want you to take your things and get out." "Ever since Dad died..." "Maya, be quiet." "AII you want to do is sleep." "How do you expect anything to be all right?" "What happened to your hair, Skeleton?" "What are you doing, sis?" "I don't know you anymore." "Maya, where are you going?" "Away from all of you." "Hold on, Maya." "Go to the hospital, try talking to your brother like dad, maybe it'II work on him." "Hospital?" "What are you talking about?" "Leave me alone, OK?" "Hello, this is Maya, Dafna UIman's daughter." "Maya sweetie, how are you?" "Do you want to talk to your mom?" "No, that's OK, I just wanted to know if there was any change in my brother's condition." "No, no change." "Don't you want me to go get your mom?" "No, that's OK." "Thanks." "You started smoking again?" "Don't worry, Mom, she'II calm down and come back." "You think so?" "She's a big girl." "She's not a big girl, she's a baby." "Why don't you go to sleep?" "You think I can sleep now?" "Go home, you'II feel better." "You also think that all I want to do is sleep?" "I'm worried about you." "I'II take over for you, we'II do it in shifts." "Come on, Yair," "I want you to take Bahr home and fix her something to eat." "It'II be OK." "I'II talk to you later." "He seems so calm." "Usually he's angry." "Angry with whom?" "I don't know." "Me, everybody." "He doesn't really talk to me." "I understand." "What do you understand?" "You don't understand anything." "Do you have kids?" "One daughter." "Where is she?" "In California." "And your wife?" "She's there too." "Why are you here and they're there?" "It's OK, what's the problem?" "They're both married." "Happily." "You're staying with him tonight, yes?" "I'm on duty, so..." "If you need me, I'm..." "Thanks." "Bye." "Excuse me, sorry." "It's OK." "Good night." "Excuse me?" "Yes." "Is Ehud here?" "He's in a recording session." "When can I see him?" "Do you have an appointment?" "Kind of." "He told me to come today." "He's in a session, come back in two hours." "Call before, just in case." "Hello." "T ake bus no. 1 8..." "Can't you ask him?" "I came all the way from Haifa." "Sorry, he's in a session." "Is there somewhere I can wait?" "Then come by bus..." "If you see him, tell him that I'm waiting for him over there, OK?" "Thanks." "Sima, one with avocado." "Excuse me, darling." "Put it on "The Widows" tab." "One beer." "One mint tea." "What are you doing here?" "I don't know." "Did you do this yourself?" "Looks nice." "You've got talent." "Did anyone ever tell you you've got talent?" "Yes, you." "What else can you do?" "Nothing." "Then what are you doing here?" "You wanted to hear me sing." "Come here." "Would you have recorded the song without me?" "Maya, how much longer can I wait for you?" "As long as it takes." "Dr. Goldman?" "Are you going to sleep for awhile?" "No, I have to go look for my daughter." "Would you mind taking over for me," "I'II be back in a few hours?" "Sure." "I'II give you my number, call me if something's wrong." "No problem." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Mikush, it's the middle of the night, why aren't you asleep?" "I can't finish work if you keep calling me every five minutes." "For God's sake, Mikush, put on your pajamas, a CD and go to sleep." "I Iove you." "Really?" "Then I Iove you millions." "Then I Iove you billions, all the stars and the sky and the moon and all eternity too." "OK, darling." "OK, bye." "These nights do me in." "Want some?" "No thanks." "The lyrics are yours, aren't they?" "And the music?" "Both of ours." "He's good." "Is he your boyfriend?" "Kind of." "Did you write it about him?" "No, I wrote it about my dad." "Really?" "Lucky him." "He's dead." "What?" "He was stung by a bee and died." "Funny, isn't it?" "No." "Didn't he know he was allergic?" "He knew." "Then what happened?" "On our way back from the beach" "I had to pee, so we stopped on the way." "That's when he got stung." "Didn't he have an injection with him?" "He did." "Then how?" "I went really far because I was afraid people could see me from the road and... when I came back..." "Did this happen a Iong time ago?" "I don't know." "Is nine months a Iong time?" "Still have so much to say to you" "Every day there's more to tell" "Dreaming, I'm little now" "Fading away every passing day" "And I just have one thing to tell you" "That you are further and further away" "Further and further away" "Now that you are" "A blurred memory" "Everything here" "Looks like an animated film" "Still have so much to say to you" "There's another crisis every day" "I have no strength left in me" "But you can't hear anymore" "Can't hear anymore..." "I know you don't do anything for the first 24 hours, but she's 1 7." "Do you know what can happen to a 1 7 year-old girl in 24 hours?" "Can't you announce her name on your walkie-talkie, that's she's missing?" "Fine, don't do anything, OK?" "Ido." "Ido, I'm asking you to wake up." "Ido, I'm talking to you, I'm asking you to wake up," "I know you can hear me." "Ido, I'm asking you to wake up!" "Dafna, what are you doing?" "I have to wake him up." "He's not asleep, he's in a coma." "It's dangerous, stop it." "Don't tell me what's dangerous, he's my son." "Do you have something that could wake him up?" "Maybe some..." "Trick you learned in California?" "Dr. Goldman?" "Valentin?" "Do you see me?" "Press the red button." "You are going to get a dunk on your face." "Who taught Jordan everything he knows?" "Who taught Jordan basketball?" "Dad!" "Let me!" "There you go!" "Give it, Dad." "Here." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hey, Skeleton, where are you?" "Don't call me Skeleton, dummy." "Are you OK?" "No." "Did something happen to you?" "No." "Then what's wrong?" "Nothing." "If nothing is wrong then something must be right." "Don't be so smart, Yair." "I don't know you anymore." "Where are you?" "alone." "T ell me where you are and I'II come, OK?" "No." "Why?" "Because Mom doesn't want to see me." "Mom's here waiting, she looked all over for you." "Maya, tell me where you are and I'II come, OK?" "But Yair, it could be worse, right?" "What could be worse?" "This shitty life, it could be worse?" "It could be worse." "And about Dad too, it could be worse, right?" "Yes, it could be worse." "It really could be worse." "It really could be worse." "Right?" "Where are you, sis?" "T ell me where you are and I'II come." "I want Mom." "You want to talk to Mom?" "Not to talk, I want her to come." "Bahri." "Bhari." "Bahri." "What?" "Come on, get up." "Come on, get up." "What happened?" "Let's go wake up Ido." "I didn't wet my bed." "It's OK, you'II wet it tomorrow." "My foot fell asleep." "sleep, baby." "The fans are going wild!" "Yair UIman has the ball, he passes, it's in!" "Yes!" "Twelve seconds to go, UIman has the ball." "He turns around, yes!" "40,000 spectators are going wild!" "He goes in, Yes!" "Who was that?" "Valentin." "What happened?" "Ido woke up." "Everything's OK." "I'm a terrible mother, Maya." "No, you're not." "I'm a terrible mother." "I turned the engine off." "I'm sick of this crappy car, I'm so sick of it." "Let's call a tow truck." "It costs as much as the car." "Come on, push." "I'm pushing." "Gimme five." "High-five." "Not a chance..." "I'm fed up with this car."
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"Previously on Farscape..." "Scarran warriors outnumber Peacekeeper soldiers ten to one." "But if and when they attack we will lose, Braca." "Unless we harness a superior weapon." "Yes." "Wormhole technology." "Without it..." "The Sebacean race will be overwhelmed, thousands of cycles of history, gone" "What's Talyn doing?" "He's aiming at us." " Droga." " Pare." "Shut down, Talyn!" "Shut down!" "Talyn..." "You know... what must happen next." "let us take away your pain." "Synchronized nerve impulses." "We have almost closed the deal." "Put it on." "Those wearing the bracelets will feel each others pain." "I don't see another option." "Scorpius has the knowledge from my brain and i'm not gonna let him shaft the Universe with it." "I'm going to the Command Carrier." "I'm going to stop Scorpius." "we all gonna die." "And now, on Farscape..." "John..." "Oh, turn back, John." "Shut up, Private." "We're goin' in." "If Scorpius discovers you intend to sabotage his wormhole research... he'll kill you John, and if you perish... so do I" "Thought you wanted to die." "Not any more." "I want to survive." "Then follow orders." "I'll do my best." "Trust me on that." "Crichton..." "D'Argo and Rygel just reported in from the Command Carrier." "Scorpius is sending marauders to escort us in." "Or blast us into particles." " Why is your hair red?" " Because I'm anxious, okay?" "I don't know why we're doing this." "I don't know why I came along." "And I don't know why we didn't jump ship when you said we would." "Cause we'd be no where near a populated planet." " You know what?" "We could've stayed on Moya." " Aeryn." "Turn the pod around." "Let's take these two back." "Moya is over four arns away." "And hiding with Talyn by now." "Pilot?" "Are you parked?" "Yes, Moya has towed Talyn to the agreed upon rendezvous point." "Pilot?" "What was that?" "Moya is under great stress." "She ought to see us." "But she assures me, she will... endure" "I hope we can say the same." "Welcome." "Let's test the jewelry." "All right." "Just checking." " Treating you all right?" " So far." "Food could be better." "John Crichton..." "I grant you John, and your companions... full diplomatic rights, immunities... and courtesies whilst aboard this vessel." "At last." "The rift between us is finally bridged." "My name is John Crichton..." "I'm lost..." "an astronaut... shot through a wormhole...." "In some distant part of the universe...." "I'm trying to stay alive..." "Aboard this ship... this living ship..." "of escaped prisoners... my friends." "If you can hear me..." "beware... if I make it back... will they follow?" "If I open the door... are you ready?" "Earth is unprepared, helpless... for the nightmares I've seen" "Or should I stay to protect my home... not show them you exist" "But they will never know... the wonders that I've seen." "So tell me, John." "What finally brought you here?" "Dominar Rygel claimed you preferred the Peacekeepers to the Scarrans." "Any other reasons?" "Moya." "Pilot." "Aeryn." "D'Argo." "They've been through hell... in large part due to me." "It's time I did something for them." "Do not... screw with them, Scorpius." "Give them what they want." "It's a good deal for you." "Oh." "Uncontested." "There is one thing more we want." "Talyn is presently inoperative." "He needs to be brought aboard... for a full cognitive system replacement." "That was not part of the agreement." "So?" "You called off the retrieval squad." "Fixin' up Talyn is 'chump change'." "Bringing a gunship aboard is too much to ask." "His weapons have been deactivated." "Techs will remove them." "He will be reprogrammed and set free." "No guns; no Peacekeeper memories; no emotional problems" "What incentive is there for us to work on Crais's.." "Braca, you wanna go another round with me?" "We can take this outside." "Talyn can go to hell." "Crais can go to hell." "This is for me, not him." "Granted." "Then show me to my quarters and get me the project schematics so I can isolate Talyn's design flaws." "I'll need a Leviathan specialist." "I request Lieutenant Larell." "For, ah... any particular reason?" "Only that she's the best qualified" "Your shipmates have been invited to refreshment in the ah... officers lounge." "Shall we join them?" "No." "Thank you." "I came to work." "For, or against me?" "Full immunity to escaped prisoners." "It's frelling madness" "We shouldn't be welcoming these criminals." "We should be executing them!" "Make yourselves comfortable." "Traitor." "There's a lot of hostility among the crew." "They feel you betrayed them by misusing your command." "So do I." "I'm delighted to have you assisting us." "We've prepared you a-a workstation." "Tell me what you... require." "I'll have someone obtain it for you." "Workstation." "Seems limited." "I don't assist." " John!" "The intention was..." " Screw you and your intentions, Scorp." "I do not eat at the kiddie table." "Now, you either give me the big toys, or you send me home." "Not as salubrious as your previous accommodations." "Still, considering the fact you should be in our brig, I suppose you can't complain." "Don't bother searching for surveillance." "You're not that important." "Lieutenant Braca." "I predicted your rise in this organization." "I stand by that prediction." "You are a consummate..." "Peacekeeper." "This is too weird, being here." "How long were you a prisoner?" "Eight cycles." "And you were born here, grew up within these walls?" "It must have been awful." "It's just chance." "Well, I'll get it back." "Cheers..." "No." "It wasn't awful." "Room for another?" "No." "But I have currency... and, ah... other things..." "I don't see anything." "No?" "Look closer." "Chiana, I think we should be moving along." "We're just getting to know each other." "I know exactly what you are." "A Nebari tralk." "And a Luxan who took a Sebecean wife and then murdered her." "D'Argo, we didn't come here to fight." "No." "No, I wouldn't dream of it." "Lieutenant Reljik." "We were just getting to know each other." "Ah, Braca." "Crichton's now arrived, so keep your promises." "You owe me a full intelligence report on the Hynerian political situation." "Here it is." "Ah, and you can undergo your surgery anytime you choose." "That wasn't the only thing I requested." "We're working on the other thing." "Work faster." "For the love of cholak." "I heard you were here, but I didn't believe it." "Will you have a drink with me?" "Thank you... but I only drink with Peacekeepers." "And this colonates the organic residue analyzer which, ah... is tryin' to figure out why your wormhhole pilots are turnin' to goo." "You know of the tissue liquification effect?" "Yeah." "It happened to Linfer when she tried to defect to Moya." "What did Linfer tell you?" "Not a lot." "She died." "Tell you what, why don't you pull up her phase progression equations." "Let's see how they compare to the stuff your... chip pulled out of my brain." "Fellas... open the bag or call me a cab, I cannot work blind." "How's the pain?" "I can increase the anaesthetic mist." "You doin' all right, big guy?" "Well enough." "Only it's taking slightly longer than I expected." "My apologies." "These rings weren't designed to be removed." "The bone will knit shortly, however and the blood is running clear." "You're safe from infection in here." "Relax there for a few arns." "The griltto mist will help you heal." "Apparently it's safe to talk in here." "Crais says that the mist interferes with their surveillance equipment." "Well, he should know." "It was his boat." "How you holdin' up?" "Well, I wish I was elsewhere." "Yeah." "Have you decided on a plan?" "Plan A... was to wipe all their data, send them back to square one." "That would work if I could find the erase button." "Plan B... steer 'em in the wrong direction, 'cept I don't know which way that is." " I'm startin' to look at Plan C." " Which is?" "Forget the whole thing and run like hell before they kill us." "Are you serious about that one?" "No... just tell the others not to get comfortable." "Trust me, they won't." "Well, that's it for me." "How the frell can Scorpius allow that Luxan on board?" "Can't stand Luxans." "Never could." "Me neither." "Looking down his ugly nose at us." "Like to wipe that sneer off his face." "So would I." "You know what might give him a good scare?" "Have you still got that thing they... built for you for the battle of Stalaro?" "I don't like it." "I don't trust Scorpius." "Are we gonna die here?" "What do you mean?" "In this room, or in a Command Carrier?" "Luxan!" "Peacekeeper." "Get up." "Oh, frell." "Merda" " D'Argo!" " No" "Don't move." "Oh, dear." "Reljik, if anyone, and I mean anyone, touches our guests... there will be two executions" " The offenders and yours." "Dismissed!" "Can anybody think of a reason why we shouldn't head straight back for Moya?" "No." "We were assured safe passage." "But, John, Ka D'Argo, I do apologize." "But, this will not happen again." "That's right." "Because I'm taking Jool, Chiana and Rygel back to Moya." "Unnecessary!" "The fewer of us onboard, the less likely one of your people is to get hurt." "Yes, and the less incentive for you to keep your promises." "Those who wish to return, may." "But." "Speaking of promises..." "Braca." "Give him the file on Macton." "Latest activites... current location." "Thank you." " Lieutenant." " Captain." "No longer." "What were you told?" "Only to assist you as required." "And are you displeased with this assignment?" "Why would I be?" "Working with someone who has... lost his command." "Scorpius stole your command!" "I knew he squeezed you out of power." "What else do you know?" "That even though you left without a word..." "I never changed my feelings for you." "Scorpius." "He knows about our past." "He put me in the Aurora chair-- found out everything." "He said if I didn't spy on you, he'd destroy me." "Why are you telling me this?" "For the last two cycles, I hated you." "It was the only way I could get through it." "It's as I expected." "Everyone who knew me... would be coerced into spying." "I don't hate you." "I don't hate you either." "These are design specs, right?" "It's our latest approach... to create an external field that stabilizes a wormhole before entry." "You're using this entire ship's hull as a wave repeater." "Yes, the-the ship's mass itself acts as a multiplier." "If we knew the sub-harmonic formulas, we could find the right resonance pattern." "No progress?" "Uh, not as yet, so far we haven't been able to... to postulate any further equations, no." "Why not?" "Because... we keep being interrupted." "I'm sorry, John." "But we must move faster." "The equations we need are in here." "Don't touch me." "Locked away." "I can't get at 'em." "Well, perhaps you're holding back." " Grasshopper, you tried to snatch the feather from my head--!" " You should let-- let me finish!" "You may well be making every conscious effort, but sub-consciously... you may still believe... that I will misuse the wormhole technology." "You say you're only after Scarrans, I'm cool with that." " Long as it's true." " It is." " Maybe I can prove it to you." " What's that?" "Excerpts from my file." "Documenting my life before I joined the Peacekeepers." "Uh huh, what's that gonna tell me?" "Why I despise Scarrans." "Scorpius's data chip made for interesting viewing, don't you think, John?" "The Scarrans." "Are they really the threat he claims?" "Or is he just out for revenge?" "What do you think?" "I share his intellect, but not his passions nor his fears." "Yes." "My assessment would be more objective than his." "And I concur with him." "The Scarrans... pose a threat to all our species." "Cheer up, John." "Scorpius has shown his biography to very few." "He must be trusting you now." "Yeah... yeah, that's interesting, considering I've been lying to his face." "Uh..." "I've managed to, uh... normalize your energy signature." "Scorpius can't detect you're lying." "We may yet survive this, John." "Hoo-yaw!" " Oh... it's magnificent." " Braca, stand down." "He's harmless." "His weapons have been deactivated." "And I'm to take your word for it?" "Take my word, Lieutenant." "That ship's biologics are on minimal auto-support." "All its other systems are dead." "Care to board Talyn and see for yourself?" "And he believed your confession?" "Yes." "He trusts me completely." "Group Leader Devlin, trials commence in ten microts." "Reform and execute" "This is nice." "It's planetary terrain reconstruction for combat training." "There's about forty on the ship." "Look," "Scorpy thinks that..." "Scarrans are... public enemy number one." "They want to wipe out all the lesser species." "Is that true?" "It's what we were taught." "Great." "And what if the Peacekeepers... never develop wormhole tech?" "What if that's the only way to keep the..." "Scarrans at bay?" "Well, they'll have to find another way to repel the Scarrans." "But that's not your problem." "You should be focusing on what you came here to do." "Yeah, yeah, I know, I know." "It's just... it's just goin' so damn slow." "The stuff in my head." "You know what?" "I could be here for a while." "Maybe it's best if you don't stay." "...and calls for Dominar Bishan's abdication have spread to four of the primary home worlds." "By the Hynerian gods!" "Orrhn wasn't lying." "Bishan's in disfavor!" "If I returned, I could muster up an army, incite an uprising and restore myself to power!" "I can see it now." "The [unintelligible] of my supporters..." "'Rygel!" "Rygel!" "'" "Pilot, Pilot, what's wrong?" " With what!" "?" "All systems report normal function." "No-no-no." "You were screaming." "I-I had a vision, y-you were screaming." "But there's nothing wrong." "Ships approaching!" "Peacekeeper ships." "A marauder and two prowlers." "Approaching fast." "Another retrieval squad?" " Frelling Scorpius." " Starburst now, Pilot." " Yes." "Prepare for immediate starburst." "Oh." "This ship is amazing." "I understand why you took control of him." "The... the neural interface." "What was it like?" "A thousand different sensations all at once." "Yet you're willing to give him up?" "No choice." "Ultimately, Talyn would not be commanded." "Ultimately, neither would you." "My inability to take orders is why I am no longer a captain." "Do you regret leaving the Peacekeepers?" "Sometimes." "What I regret most of is that I didn't..." " try to take you with me." " I wouldn't have gone." "Not then." "What do you want?" "I want to talk to you." "Do you have something to say?" "Where should I start?" "What happened?" "Am I a traitor?" "Well, that depends upon your definition." "Define it how you like." "You're the one who left." "Well, no I didn't have a choice in that." "Crais decided I was irreversibly contaminated and he threw me out." "And then he turned renegade and he got thrown out." "You could have come back." "It was too late then." "You think you didn't have a choice?" "I didn't want to come back." "Then you are a traitor." "A deserter, perhaps." "Can you tell me why?" "If you really want to know..." "Alert!" "All cannon crew and prowler pilots report to stations." "A captured leviathan is being escorted to docking area." "Linfer suggested this formula." "I disagreed." "You two argue alot?" "She was a great mind and a... a tragic loss." "Yeah, I really didn't get a chance to know her, but I liked her." "You... obviously liked her." "That's good." "This is wrong." "Do you see a flaw in her extrapolation?" "Just a hunch." "Excuse me." "That's not right." "But." "There it is... another way to go." "Crichton" "They've captured Moya." "Scorpius" "What is this?" "Scorpius gave orders that this..." "I gave orders." "Lieutenant Reljik, isn't it?" "I am honored you remember, Ma'am." "Thrice decorated by High Command, if I recall correctly." "You do, Ma'am." "Would you be so good as to watch over these prisoners for me?" "Ma'am." "Luxan." "Move." "A security lockdown is in effect, priority Velkar Nine." "No one is permitted" "What have you done?" "This Gammak project... is under my authority." "Your authority is not absolute..." "Scorpius." "Let me introduce K'or Tosko, Special Luxan Ambassador." "The Luxans have signed a defense agreement... with the Peacekeepers." "I have been sent to promote other such alliances." "But half the planets I visit, fear Peacekeepers." "The other half laugh at us... for our simple inability to capture a handful of escaped prisoners whose exploits are becoming legendary." "Why should we care what insignificant systems think?" "We're uniting as much of the Uncharted Territories as possible." "To improve our bargaining position with the Scarrans." "The Council intends to negotiate?" "A truce is being explored." "A truce won't prevent an invasion." "As a show of weakness, it may even hasten one." "Hence the alliances." "To show strength." "Showing strength is useless!" "My project will give us strength!" "Crichton, stop!" "Where is Scorpius?" "He didn't capture Moya." "Like hell he didn't." "Moya turned herself in?" "It wasn't Scorpius." " Let him explain." "Let me take you to him." " What a good idea." "Even if these chimerical wormholes of yours had some military value... now is not the time to provoke the Scarrans." "The very existence of this project imperils a truce." "The very idea of a truce... imperils every Sebacean." "I know Scarrans." "I understand them more than you ever will." "Appeasement?" "Suicide." "In you go." "Hey, Hopper!" "Let 'em go..." "Or I will... kill you, bracelet or no bracelet." "Calm down, John, calm down!" "Moya and your friends are unharmed." "Well, we'd like to see them." "You can't." "I've taken them into custody." "Have we met?" "Commandant Mele-on Grayza." "And you must be... the infamous John Crichton." "Infamous?" "Two points..." "Commandant." "One:" "your boy here has made a lot of promises which you should keep because, two:" "when my friends are threatened, I am infamous... for making really stupid moves." "Yes?" "Point two is clearly correct, but I cannot accept point one." "You've completely lost control." "Not yet." "This is Scorpius." "Moya and her crew are to be released at once." "Braca." "Have a security team report to my quarters." "They will accommodate Commandore Grayza and her retinue to their vessel." "A prowler detail... will escort them out of this sector." "Sir." "All right, Scorpius. we'll do this the hard way." "I'll return with a full Council sanction." "You shouldn't have made me into an enemy." "And you shouldn't have pointed a weapon at me." "Damn, I gotta stop pointing' guns at people." "Scorpius." "I need a comms channel." "You heard Scorpius." "Release the prisoners." "Ma'am, are you sure?" "Do... as you are ordered..." "Lieutenant." "Don't... touch me." "Crichton." "We were attacked." "Immobilizer... pulse." "I know, Pilot." "It's... it's all right." "Moya won't accept a control collar." "Rather be dead." "There's not going to be... a control collar." "Tell him." "Crichton is correct." "Your capture was an error." "This situation will not occur again." "He means it, Pilot, and tell Moya I'm gonna hold him to it." "Thank you, Commander." "John." "Now you know what stupidity I have to deal with." "You must not fail." "Reljik here." "I'm alone." "Comms encryption is engaged." "Lieutenant, I intend to remove Scorpius from command." "I'm sure most of us here would fully approve of that action." "But going through channels takes time, and given the crew's low opinion of Scorpius..." "I'm concerned for his safety." "He is well protected... but because of the I-Yensch bracelet, he is vulnerable through..." "John Crichton." "Then I am equally concerned for Crichton's safety." "I will do my best to address your concerns, Ma'am." "Thank you, Lieutenant." "Ah, a simple game." "Not very diverting, unless it's played for currency." "Oh, I don't want to be diverted." "I just want Crichton to finish his work so we can go." "Oh, we'll go, whether he's finished or not." "But we may as well take some Peacekeeper winnings with us." "Play." " Then you've rejected our ideals?" " No, not all of them." "I've actually kept loyalty, sacrifice, honor." "Not all Peacekeepers believe in those ideals you know." "I still do." "Yes, I'm sure you do." "Aren't you ever worried that you might be fighting for the wrong cause?" "No." "Never." "What about the wrong leaders?" "He is here under the Peacekeeper-Luxan pact." "I cannot believe that the Luxans made a pact with the Peacekeepers." "They're merely pledged to fight any Scarrans attack." "They remain autonomous." "Yes but... for how long?" "The knowledge the Ancients put in my head is startin' to do its job." "I can see which paths will work and which ones a dead end." "So you will be able to steer Scorpius onto the wrong path?" "Yeah, I can screw up his research for years to come." "Why aren't you happy about that?" "'Cause I'm not a hundred percent sure it's the right thing to do." "The other John gave up his life to stop the Scarrans from getting this information." "I know, but... it's my shift now." "He didn't know what we know." "He didn't get Scorpy's backstory." "He didn't see Scorpy put his ass on the line for us." "So, what... now you're actually considering helping Scorpius?" "No." "It's just not clear what my next move is." "Well then you get clear." "I said I'd back you up, and I will." "But you have to make a decision." "Bialar." "I know you may not believe me, but... you could come back." "To the Peacekeepers?" "Scorpius despises me as much as I despise him." "This wormhole project... it means everything to him." "As does loyalty." "Give him what he wants from Crichton." "Show Scorpius you're not his enemy." "What?" "I think we're being followed." "Through there." "Don't touch anything." "What is this place?" "It's a generator." "It's unlikely we'll be followed through here." "Yeah." "It's a good place for an ambush." "Got 'em, Sir." "Junction three, lurg eight." "Well, our odds aren't going to get any better." "Ah, hell, karate man!" "Braca!" "Crichton is being assaulted!" "Find him!" "Crichton, get clear!" "What?" "No pulse weapons." "Not in here!" "Oh, yes." "John Crichton." "He's here!" "Sir!" "I'm all right." "Crichton?" "We're checking every level, Sir." "Frell." "This is just not fair." "Crichton, where are you?" "Up top!" "About to blow up!" "Aeryn!" "Just in case there's anymore assassination attempts." "Hey, how'd it... feel at your end?" "Like time is running out." "Commandant Grayza... will return very soon." "Work it out, Scorp." "Get your ship under control." "They were after me to get at you." "Realize that the situation has now changed!" "Our fates are now well and truly linked." "We have been over this." "I am still trying to assimilate all the data your people collected." "Grayza's arrival... drastically changes our timetable." "It is Einstein's timetable." "God, it's God's timetable, Scorp." "Fix your end." "I'm doin my bit." "Are you?" "Why are you bitchin' at me like we're married, Scorpy-Sue?" "Just tell me what's on your mind." "I suspect you're stalling... either through ignorance, or by design." "I hoped you'd see reason." "What do you think..." "I see?" "Huh?" "I'm here." "On a big, stinkin' Command Carrier." "Dick Tracy's freakin' neural bracelet linkin' me to Bram Stoker's nightmare." "What more... do you want... from me?" "Cooperation..." "You stole that... from my memory." "You will kill both of us." "I reckon so." "It took quite some effort to triangulate the stars from your planet." "More... to gain a visual confirmation!" "Get the hell offa me, you freak!" "Even without wormholes, Earth is reachable." "At top speed..." "Just over sixty cycles." "You give me what I want, or I swear..." "I will keep you alive so that you can witness your home worlds destruction!" "SUBTITLES By Slay and Pcosmos"
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"I did everything that I was supposed to do." "I didn't cry in meetings." "I didn't wear short skirts." "I put up with the weird upper management guys that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas." "Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company," "I will be the oldest mom at preschool?" "Not really, but that's part of the deal." "I made a choice." "Some women got pregnant." "I got promotions." "And I still aspire to meet someone and fall in love and get married, but that is a very high-risk scenario." "And I want a baby now." "I'm 37." "It's too much for a first date, isn't it?" "I said too much." "I'm just gonna go use the..." "I'm gonna need this to go." "Good morning." "Thank you for being here so early." "Hi." "How are you?" "Let's get started." "That one." "Well..." "I just don't like your uterus." "Don't get me wrong." "Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus." "That combined with your advanced maternal age, it's preventing proper implantation." "Why do I have this T-shaped uterus?" "Well, probably has something to do with medication that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you." "We used lot of drugs back in the '70s which we now know can cause infertility." "Infertility?" "Yeah." "I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low." "How low?" "Well, I don't want to assign a number to it." "What would you assign it?" "A color, a nickname, a locker?" "Okay." "One in a million." "I just don't like..." "Don't say that again." "Come to think of it," "I did take something for liver spots when I was pregnant with you, but I really don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus." "It was just a different time." "They didn't warn people about side effects." "They warned me." "I think I might even have signed something." "What?" "Kate, I was 30 years old." "I was starting to get liver spots." "Liver spots!" "I just hope you put this baby mania to rest." "It's not mania." "How many times have you tried now?" " Three?" " Nine." "The last two were in vitro." "Have you considered adoption?" "I have applied for an adoption, yes." "Kate, please don't get a black baby." "Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about that, because for a single woman, it can take about five years to get an adoption." "I've just had it with all these movie stars showing off." ""Look at me and my black baby. "" "Kill me." "I want you to stab me with something." "You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant of your alternative lifestyle as we are." "Being single is not an alternative lifestyle." "It is when you're 37." "Oh, out like a light." "Have you thought about using a surrogate?" "I saw a thing about it on Dateline." "No, it's weird." "It's for weirdoes." "I'm just gonna keep trying by myself." "Kate, building a family is not like opening one of your stores." "It's not an executive decision." "It's real life." "It's messy." "These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now." "No hitting." " That's right." " You're right." " There you go." " Come on." "Well, how much longer are you gonna put your body through this?" "Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one, but I just woke up one day, and I felt like every baby on the street was staring at me." "Katie's coming out of the mommy closet." "Hey, Tyler." "Tyler, what is this all over you?" "Is that chocolate or poop?" "Is that chocolate or poop?" "It's chocolate." "What if that had been poop?" "I told you, messy, but great." "Not bad." "Everybody do a shot of this pea soup." "Let's go with this." "Call it "Health Monster. "" "That's great." "It's what I do." "You know," "I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica, and I realized something." "I am a great man." "And great men do great things." "I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia." "I want it to be the biggest store we ever built," "I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials, and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it." "Kate, join me up here." "I'm wearing a dress, Barry." "Won't you?" "Sure." "Okay." "Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president." "This is me transferring my success to you." "Thank you, Barry." "Hold on." "Thanks." " Congratulations." " Yeah." " Thank you." " Congratulations, Kate." "Hello." "I'm Chaffee Bicknell." "There's just one of you." "I thought Chaffee and Bicknell were two different people." " Come in." " Certainly." "I started this business because I saw a growth market." "We don't do our own taxes anymore." "We don't program our computers." "We outsource." "And what is surrogacy if not outsourcing?" "Wait." "You're not saying my baby would be carried by some poor, underpaid woman in the third world." "No." "We're also expensive." "Our fee is $100,000." 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"Just that you have this beautiful baby using surrogacy." "Oh, no." "My husband and I conceived Sabrina the old-fashioned way." " But you're so..." " Old?" "You wouldn't think so if you saw my uterus." "But you know what really made this little angel possible?" "A time machine?" "A positive attitude." "You may not have my fertile body, but with my help you can still be a mother." "Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop" "Make the booty go wah, wah, wah" "Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop" "Make the booty go wah, wah, wah" "Nice." "Yo, who you waiting on again?" "Her name's Angie." "Well, she might be my surrogate mother." "That's right." "You got your baby mama coming." "You know I got two baby mamas, right?" "No, this is different." "You had relationships with those women." "No, I had no relationships with those women." "I had relations with those women." "No." "I'm paying her." "This was set up by an agency." "There are contracts involved." "It's strictly business." "You pay the bills, she have the baby." "That's called a baby mama." "You ask any black man in Philadelphia." "Yo, what if that's your baby mama?" "I don't think that's her." "Here come your baby mama" "Riding a Suzuki" "I wanna spend about 15 minutes here, then I wanna get my picture taken punching the Rocky statue." "Yeah, well, you're gonna have to sketch it, 'cause I didn't bring a camera." "Okay, you did that on purpose, didn't you?" "Trying to sabotage my art." " This might be them." " All right, I'm an artist." " Oscar, this might be them." " I want it to look artistic." "You told me to tell you when you were sounding ignorant." "You're sounding ignorant." " Angie?" " What?" "I'm Kate." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "This is Carl, my husband." "Common-law." "He always says that." "Well, please, come on in." "Thank you." "Listen, shut her down in drive and slam it into park or it'll start smoking, okay?" "And I'll be back with this." "So, how long have you two been together?" "We met the summer after I discontinued high school." "And we've been together ever since." "He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good." "Wow." "The place is amazing." "Let me..." "Beautiful." "Kind of looks like Kate Hudson's New York pied-à-terre." "She read that somewhere." "I don't think she's saying it right." "No, she's saying it right." "Out of all the places that we've interviewed at, this is by far the nicest." "What does your husband do?" "Well, I don't have a husband." "Got this place all by yourself?" "Must have a really fancy job." "Well, I am the vice president of development for Round Earth Foods." "So you take over if the president is shot?" "Well..." " I like your shirt." " Thanks." "It's a shirt-vest kind of..." "I don't know." "I just like making styles and stuff." "It's something I like to do." "What, you don't get down with rap?" "Boy, somewhere in there I have an old Salt-n-Pepa CD." "Hmm..." "What do you do, Carl?" "Carl is an inventor/entrepreneur." "Yeah." "I'm still looking for that home run, you know." "I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was like..." "I mean, I could've kicked myself." "That was so hard on him." "Now we're pretty tight on cash." "So that led you to surrogacy?" "Hey, I gotta say, when I first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby," "I felt weird about it." "Then I thought, "Oh, my God," ""if my wife's gotta have sex with someone else's husband to do this... "" " Out of the question." " "... that's gonna cost extra. "" "It's out of the question." "Wow." "This is a nice view." "So, have you done this before?" "No." "But I know I'm good at getting pregnant." "That's not what I'm asking about." "You know, we've all had our scares." " No, not really." " Me neither." "Pardon my asking this, but how many couples, women, how many people are you interviewing before you make your decision?" "I guess you're like our sixth or seventh." "And how's it going?" "Good." "You know how in science they say that everybody's aura gives off a different color?" "I can read those auras." "I'm very sensitive to people's energies." "So, I meet new people and I get exhausted." "Oh, yeah." "What color is my aura?" "Let me see." "Sunsetty." "It's like a sunset." " I'm really digging it." " Good." " Congratulations." " Good, good." "Really good color." "Well, good." "Because I really hope that you like me, Angie, because I'm asking you for a very big favor, you know." "You have a God-given ability that I just don't have." "I know I could be good at this." "I think you could, too." "And, you know, it's nice to feel..." " Needed?" " Yeah." "Needed." "Important, useful?" "I like all those words." "Yeah, well, I can't do this without you." "I've tried." "I need you, Angie." "I'm gonna make a decision." "I made my decision." "Decision made." "Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me." "Angie, I'm gonna put my baby inside you." "This stuff is good." "What's the street name for this?" "So as you can see, we've transferred three of Kate's fertilized eggs to your womb, Angie." "Now with the hormones you've been taking, the probability of success is about 60%." "You should continue taking the hormones and get as much rest as possible." "And in about two weeks, you can take a home pregnancy test." "I live right here." "Thanks for driving me all the way home." "Carl couldn't leave the house 'cause he's trying to win a radio contest." "Well, I would've offered to do it anyway." "Here, let me give you some money for gas." "No, no, please." "It's my treat." "Really?" "Of course." "Angie, you don't understand." "I want to be there for you every step of the way." "I hope you don't mind." "I bought you some groceries." "I thought you might want to start eating organic." "That crap is for rich people who hate themselves." "Sorry, this place is such a mess." "I haven't had time to clean up." "No, it has a nice old-timey smell." "Is that an alligator?" "Hellboy?" "No, that's Carl's iguana." "Great." "Well, I'm gonna put this fruit in your refrigerator." "That's the song!" "When they play Red Red Wine, you gotta be the 103.7th caller." " What up, baby lady?" " Hello." "Shut the door, Carl!" "How am I gonna talk through a door?" "How can you be the 103.7th caller?" "Angie, I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you." "That don't make no sense." "I will see you in two weeks." "Please try to get some..." "Would you grab my smokes?" "You know you're not supposed to smoke in front of me." "I'm trying to quit." " ... rest." "Try to get some rest." " Yeah, that's your situation, all right?" "I'm in here trying to win us Arena Football tickets." "Close the door, Carl." "So, what we're looking for is at least 15,000 square feet in the next cool neighborhood." "It can be open lots." "It can be buildings that we buy and tear down, although no historic buildings." "We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood, not destroying its character." "Also, Barry would like to use mostly found and recycled materials." "So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise." "I don't care what we spend, but we have to get it right." "Shannon!" "Dante!" "Anybody?" "Sorry about that." "Welcome to Super Fruity." "What can I get you?" "Does the Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?" "in fact contain banana?" "Yeah." "Yeah, but it's a good question." "I think the name's a little more clever than it is informative." "Well, I will try it." "Okay." "Hey, I'm looking for a new apartment." "What is your read on this neighborhood?" "The neighborhood's good." "It's good." "It's changing a lot." "A lot of condos going up." "The real estate people are trying to give it one of those clever names, they call it WeBeSoCa, which is Webster, south of Catherine, I guess." "How's business?" "It's a little slow." "But kind of tough, you know, going up against the man." "The cops?" "Jamba Juice." "Jamba Juice is the man?" "Yeah." "Corporate juice pimps." "Thought you should know, and you'll feel free to tell your friends." "Okay." "I will tell them." "Okay, now." "You have a super fruity day." "I want you to start finding out what's available between the 1500 block and 1800 block of West Catherine Street." "Ron, I gotta call you back." " Angie?" " Hi, it's Angie." "I know." "I know." "So, any news?" "Well, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said yes." "Angie, that is just the greatest news!" "That's just unbelievably great." "Yeah, yeah." "Thank you so much, Angie." "If you need anything, anything at all, you let me know, okay?" "Yeah, okay." "I will." "I'm having a baby!" "Hello." "What if the baby's a hermaphrodite?" "What?" "A chick with a dick." "I heard it happens to about 2% of babies." "Well, that's crazy." "That would mean that 10 people from our high school were hermaphrodites." "Mommy." "Mommy." "Mommy." "Mommy." "No, that sounds about right, actually." "You can't solve problems by worrying about them." "Is that Alex?" "What does she want for her birthday?" "Karaoke Revolution or a cell phone." "She's four." "Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to call me every day?" "She just seems so chaotic." "I don't know if she's eating right." "Is she getting enough exercise?" "Is she moving around too much?" "You're only six weeks in." "You can't put her in a cage and force-feed her." "I know." "I know." "Expecting a baby?" "Did I tell you?" "I found a location for the new store." "Yeah, I have to pitch it tomorrow." "It's gonna be a girl." "That's what's making your hair so dry." "Cash or credit?" "Cash." "Oscar?" "You got baby mama drama." "Hey, I left Carl." "I found out he was effing around on me, so we got into a huge fight." "Things got really physical." "Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I didn't hit him too hard." "Hey, I brought you a picture of the baby." "You know, an ultrasound picture." "Oh, my gosh." "Looks like a squirrel." "A cute, cute squirrel." "Anyway, it's kind of early, so you can't really see anything, but they took a picture of it just to make sure it's growing right." "They said all the parts are good." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I would've been there." "I didn't want to bother you." "Don't worry." "This couch is more comfortable than it looks." "I also put a stack of clean towels for you in the bathroom." "Do you need a toothbrush?" "Because I have some extras that I keep for houseguests." "Good night, squirrel." "What we have here is our Boo Boo Buster No-Slam Door, okay?" "Watch how this works." "You can just slam it." "It bounces right back." "So you can put your fingers right on in there, and it wouldn't..." "Not you, it'll only work for baby fingers." " Okay." " Okay?" "Also included in your premium package, we have child protection everywhere." "The doors, the door handles, you have the cabinets, caps all over the outlets, cabinets, everything." "It's just baby-proof all over the place." "Shouldn't be a problem for anybody over the age of seven." "You sure have done a great job getting an early jump on your baby-proofing." "Well, you guys are the best in the city, and I didn't want to risk being on a waiting list." "True." "But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant." "There's something wrong with your toilet." "I'm sorry I broke one of your rules." "You peed in the sink." "Isn't that against everyone's rules?" "Only a crazy person locks their toilet." "It's for the baby." "It's safe." "Please don't touch anything else." "I'm here." "I'm here." "I'm sorry." "45 minutes late." "This isn't like you." "I'm sorry, Barry." "I'm just a little out of whack today." "Want me to get Dr. Gary down here?" "Give you a shot of bee pollen?" "No, thank you." "I'm good." "Let's do this." "Thank you for waiting, everyone." "This may look like a dilapidated warehouse..." "Lady Luck gets on my side" "We're gonna rock this town alive" "I'll let her rough me up" "Thanks, Oscar." "She knocks me out" "She walks like she talks like she talks like she walks" "She bangs, she bangs" " Hey." " What are you doing?" "What is this mess?" "Oh, baby, she moves, she moves" "This game is awesome." "Where did you get this?" "That's supposed to be my niece's birthday present." "Sorry." "Angie, what kind of food is this for a pregnant woman?" "Dr. Pepper, Pringles, Tastykakes?" "Red Bull?" "Angie, Red Bull?" "You have to remember that you are carrying something very precious." " Like a little puppy." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Or a baby." "What you eat, the baby eats." "What you listen to, the baby listens to." "If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out going..." "Are those cigarettes?" "What?" "No." "Where?" "Do you know how stupid it is to smoke at all, let alone when you are pregnant?" "I'm not smoking." "I swear, I'm not..." "Why would you answer my phone?" " Hello." " Kate, we're moving forward." "I think that that is a great decision, Barry." "Yes, let's get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine." "We should close in a couple of weeks." "I want you to put together a press conference." "How about we start with a little community outreach and get the people in the neighborhood on our side, and then let the press find us?" "That's why I'm a genius for hiring people like you." "All right, you." "My job gives me access to the most nutritious, chemical-free food in the world." "I don't want my kid born addicted to high-fructose corn syrup." "There is a thing called being too healthy." "That's what killed Bruce Lee." "Really?" "Where did you read that?" "The Weekly World Dum-Dum?" "All right." "This is your folic acid and this is your pre-natal vitamin." "You're serious about this?" "I don't want my baby to have a pinhead." "I can't do it." "I got it." "It's going..." "I can't swallow it." "What is this?" "Water." "It's horrible!" " I need a..." " No, I can't put it in your butt." "Angie, cats can do this." "Come on." " It's in there." " Just try." "Just relax." "Close your eyes, open your mouth, and do it!" "Swallow it." "Take it." "There you go!" "You did it." "Hey, I'm just like a lot of you." "I grew up at 52nd and Walnut." "I attended West Philly High." "I smoked a joint with Hall Oates during the bicentennial, all of that." "But unlike a lot of you," "I have since traveled the world." "I've had papaya on the beach at Virgin Gorda." "I've toasted pine nuts at the mouth of an active volcano." "I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing salmon." "And I'm here to share my experiences with you." "You know, I was talking to Jimmy Buffett this morning about trans fats..." "Barry, the time." "Well, I'm sorry I can't stay longer, but I have to swing by my son's graduation." "So I will turn you over to our vice president of development, Ms. Kate Holbrook." "Good morning and thank you..." "Will there be pedestrian access during construction?" "How can you charge $4 for one mango?" "What's your carbon footprint?" "Okay, how about we line up down front here at the microphone?" "And I can take your questions..." "And I can take your questions one at a time." "Hi." "Rob Ackerman, WeBeSoCa Small Business Owners' Association, and I also own Super Fruity Smoothies." "It's like Jamba Juice." "No, it's not." "It's not like Jamba Juice at all." "I think you've been to my store." "Yes, I have." "I remember." "Did you ever find that apartment you were looking for?" "Not yet." "No." "Here's my question." "Exactly what portion of your profits are gonna go towards rebuilding and the revitalization of our community?" "Yes!" "Thank you for that question." "Those are free, by the way." "You don't have to sneak them." "All of this stuff is our gift to you." "Hey, Kate." "Hi." "What a spread." "Thanks." "So, I had one last question for you." "Okay." "You never told me how you liked the smoothie." "Well, a little too much banana for me." "Wow." "You know, Mr. Ackerman..." "No, no, no." "Mr. Ackerman's my dog." "You gotta call me Rob." "Okay, Rob." "I really don't want any tension with the Small Business Owners' Association." "So I would be happy to sit down with you some time and..." "You asking me out on a date?" "No." "You sure?" "'Cause you lied to me once already." "Yes, I'm sure." "See you around." "And then he asked me if I was asking him out, and I was like, "What?"" "Is he cute?" "Yes, but you're missing the point." "Hold on, Caroline." "Angie?" "I'm starving!" "Well, look in the refrigerator, there's a big container of Monster Health Pea Soup." "This looks really weird and healthy." "I don't like it." "It's good for you." "I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I would rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food." "Angie, just eat it, okay?" "Bye." "Caroline?" "She's crazy." "It is like living with a child." "Well, you know, you will literally be living with a child soon." "Maybe you need to just get used to it." "Alex!" "Alex!" "Wait." "I'm an adult." "She's an adult." "We will work this out." "You know, studies show that babies can learn a second language in the womb." "You know, you should play an English tape, so it can come out talking, and it can be in commercials, and you'll make a lot of money." "Next." "The elephant has big ears." "Your CD's skipping." "I'm gonna watch TV instead." " Oh, man." "This show's awesome." " In this next clip is a dad playing baseball with his son." "That kid's gonna hit his dad in the nuts." "Beautiful day!" "What could possibly go wrong?" "Hey, have you seen this one before?" "You have a kid with a Wiffleball bat and a dad with a crotch." "Proudest moment in any father-son relationship." "You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending!" "Here comes the pitch!" "It is!" "It's still funny!" "Oh, man." "Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?" " I don't know." " What do you mean, you don't know?" "Do you think you're at an Arby's right now?" "You know what?" "I wish I was at an Arby's." "'Cause there's better food and cooler people there." "Did you stick all this gum under here?" "I don't know!" "Maybe you stuck some of it under there." "Yeah, actually you might be right, because sometimes when I work a really long day," "I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!" "Bitch, I don't know your life!" "All right, ladies, there's no need to yell." "Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there." "No, it doesn't." "Kate, you're used to being the boss, and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive." "I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now." "Are you saying..." "That's right." "I'm expecting again." "Expecting what, a social security check?" " It's weird, isn't it?" " Yeah." "These conflicts are normal." "This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for." "Jonathan would like to share again." "I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me of something I was journaling, just the other day." "I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot, because I think she's becoming morbidly obese." "And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant." "And then I realized that I am..." "I'm..." "No." "I am..." "Okay." "I'm anorexic, and it's really hard, because she's so fat." "And I..." "I love Christopher so much, and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat." "And it's just me and two fatties." "I'm proud of you, Jonathan." "Thank you for sharing that." "Yeah, that's a..." "Thank you." "Anyone else?" " I can go." " Dave?" "The wife and I are Methodists." "Ashley here is a Wiccan." "It's kind of like a witch." "They have stores, I think." "But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child, but I came around to the idea, or she put a spell on me." "Did you do that, Ashley?" "I'm sorry." " I'd like to share something." " Please." "Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms..." "Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either." "I don't go to therapy." "Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my business." "Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair, it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their business." "That happened two times!" "Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby, and you do wanna get paid, right?" "Yeah." "That means that Kate does deserve some input." "But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee, but your partner." "Yeah, Kate, we're partners, like Tom and Jerry." "Tom and Jerry hate each other." "What?" "They love each other!" "What show are you watching?" "They're a cat and a mouse." "They have so much fun together!" "Children in Japan can understand that." "You are dead wrong." "I want you two to spend more time together." " That's impossible." "We're always together." " I don't..." "Yeah." "Let Angie help you get ready for the baby." "Decorate the nursery together, pick out a crib." "Do all the things you would do if you were pregnant, just do them with Angie." "Wake up, partner." "It's time for birthing class." "Yay." "Welcome to The Birthing Center." "In this birthing class, we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers..." " No." " No." "...prepare for that marathon of labor." "Quick question before we start." "How many of you are planning on doing natural childbirth?" "That's a good show of hands." "That's so great, you're all so great." "And how many of you are planning on using toxic Western medications to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort?" "Anyone?" "Now this, this is the Lexus of strollers." "Got an iPod adapter, leather trim." "Check that out, feel that." "Back of your hand, back of your hand." "Now, what's the first word you think of when you think of stroller?" "Baby." "Okay, what's the second word you think of?" " Infant." " No." "It's "top of the line safety features. " Check this out." "I'll take it." "I'm never gonna dance again" "Guilty feet have got no rhythm" "Though it's easy to pretend" "I know you're not a fool" "What is the point of that game?" "It gives you points depending on how good you sing." "I'm the highest scorer." "You're the only one that's ever played it." "What is that smell?" "I'm dying my roots." "I was just trying to get some highlights." "So many chemicals!" "You're a brunette, you don't understand!" "You're a brunette!" "I was blond when I was a kid!" "I'm clean." "I'm clean!" "Hi." "I'm sorry, I think I may have overreacted back there." "You think?" "It's just this whole thing is very important to me." "And frankly, it makes me a little bit crazy that you get to feel it and experience it, while I just watch." "And I might be a little bit jealous." "Jealous?" "How could you be jealous of me?" "I'm sorry I called you stupid." "I'm sorry I farted into your purse." "What?" "I found this shell while running barefoot through the Toronto airport." "I want you to make our flagship store like this shell." "You want it to look like the shell?" "You know, Rick, when you talk to me in that tone of voice," "I get incredibly angry." "I couldn't have been more specific..." "You want it to have the essence of the shell." "Yes, that's it, exactly." "Thank you, Kate." "I'm sorry I flipped, Rick." "Give me the essence of this shell." "As your pregnancy progresses, your partner can help you prep your perineum for the great stretch of delivery." "Massage the area daily with a little EVOO to help you stretch and prevent tearing." "What is she talking about?" "I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint." "Is it cool if maybe I just spray a little PAM down in that area, right before the baby comes out?" "You have to admit it's a valid suggestion." "So, are you pissed that no one ever married you?" "Well, I almost got married once to a guy named Scott." "We were together for six and a half years." "Damn, just shy of common-law." "Yeah, actually." "He was the only guy I ever lived with." "So now he has three kids, beautiful kids, with another woman, an old co-worker of mine, actually." "That sucks." "You know what?" "Don't worry about it, 'cause you're super-successful, and you have sweet-ass legs." "Thank you, I think." "I had one good boyfriend before Carl." "Really?" "Donny Landis." "We used to work at Blimpie together when we were 16, and sit and eat pickles in the back." "He waited a whole month before he touched my boobs." "Then he went to the University of Scranton, and I never heard from him again." "He was my Justin Timberlake." "Angie, you can still have a totally different life." "You're a very smart person." "Thanks." "I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way." "Yeah, that's what it's about." "There's a lot of techniques that you can use." "I come home in the morning light" "My mother says When you gonna live your life right?" "You gotta hold the note till the end." "We're not the fortunate ones" "And girls just want to have fun" "Oh, girls just want to have fun" "Come on, get up here." "Just wanna, they just wanna" "They just wanna, they just wanna" " Girls!" " Girls!" "Girls just wanna have fun" "I think that was harmony." "That was harmony!" "Look at her." "She's got good jugs." "My avatar is dressed like a whore." "So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl?" "I want you to come home." "Baby, I miss you." "I haven't had sex in two weeks." "I've been gone a month." "Whatever." "Carl, after spending time with Kate," "I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going, and I feel like that direction does not include you." "Carl!" "You and your best friend, Kate?" "I got bad news." "She's using you to have a baby." "You think you guys would be friends in real life?" "She's a business lady." "It's just business." "You don't even know her, Carl." "All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal." "Who's the one who said you should go into the baby-making business in the first place?" "Me." "When the pee-stick said no, who's the one who figured out how to keep things going?" "Me." " You should..." " Here you go." "You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl." "Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant like you were supposed to." "You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady." "Real dumb." "We were supposed to forge the test, send her the ultrasound picture in the mail, and then cash the checks." "One, two, three." "The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way." "'Cause it was a squirrel." "That's all I could find on the Internet." "Look, Katie's gonna notice." "You're not getting bigger." "When you go to the doctor's office, and you take the test, she's gonna know." "Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off." "Excuse me." "These are mine, right?" "How far along are you?" "I'm pretty pregnant." "She's 14 weeks." "Me, too!" "You're so lucky." "You're not showing at all." "Nice talking to you." "Angie?" "I'm going to work." "Feel better, okay?" "I'm done." "No." "I'm not done!" "Morning sickness." "Sounds like she's dying." "Just so pregnant." "Right there." "What?" " On your hand." " Where?" " Right..." "Yup..." "See." "Right." " Where?" "Girl, that's vomit!" "Do something about them vomit chunks, girl!" "Okay." "God!" "I love it, Kate." "I wanna reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact." "Yay." "You can stay, Rick, if you..." "Okay." "In the last 24 hours, I got clearances on the titles and the permits, tax-incentive grants from the city and the states, and Barry on the plane to surf camp." "I'm at the top of my game." "That's great!" "Let's do something." "Let's celebrate!" "I thought we could order food and watch this DVD that I got." "It's a British documentary about a woman who gives birth to a 15-pound baby, vaginally." "Can't wait to not watch this." "You and I need to go out." " Let's go clubbing." " Clubbing?" "You need to get out of your comfort zone." "Go meet some dudes." "Although, I do have a new ginger body splash that I've been dying to try." " Wow!" " Yes." "That's really frisky." "Let's do it." "Congratulations!" "You're wearing that?" "Well, we are going to a nightclub." "Ain't no good gonna come of this." "This place is awesome." "I haven't been to a place like this since ever." "Okay." "She'll have a double margarita, no ice, and two of those." "And I'll have a bottle of water." " Hey, let's dance!" " Okay!" "Stop framing your face." "Okay." "I think it's good!" "It's not." "Here, drink this!" "Oh, my God!" "That is strong." "Is it?" "Try this one." "That is stronger!" "I know, I know." "Do this shot." "Why am I doing this?" "Are you having fun?" "I am!" "You know what I've always wanted to do?" "This one is for the ladies!" "All right!" "Good slow jam!" "Old-school!" "All right!" "All right!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Listen to it!" "It's a really beautiful song!" "If I was alone, I mean, not pregnant, I would be macking on all of this." "There's nobody here I would ever go out with." "Are you serious?" "What about that guy?" "He looks like a laundry bag full of meat." "What about that guy over there?" "He's wearing a suit." "It's denim." "You're so picky!" "Well, at least he's not a grade-A dork like that guy." "Oh, my God, Scott!" "Who?" "That's my ex-boyfriend, Scott, that I told you about." "Why is he here?" "You went out with him?" "I did." "Why?" "He's beautiful." "Where?" "Look at his mustache!" "I know!" "I'm gonna go say hi." "No, don't, it's a bad..." "Kate, I'm gonna watch your drink." "Hi, Scott." "Kate, my gosh, you look great!" "What are you doing here?" "I'm just clubbing." "You remember my wife, Jean?" "Oh, yeah." "Hi, Jean, how are you?" "How's everything?" "It's great." "We just bought a house in Bucks County." "I'm still doing stuff for Doctors Without Borders." "Recently, we took in some Hurricane Katrina dogs." "And I was in a bicycle accident that made my penis bigger." "How are you?" "I'm doing awesome." "I've just been working a lot, and I cannot have babies, it turns out." "So, good job picking this one." "What it is, actually, is my uterus is T-shaped, which is like..." "So, but actually, funny story." "See that..." "Okay, see that little blonde woman, over here?" " I am paying her to have..." " Hi." "Stop talking now." "Bye, Jean." "Why does he make me so crazy?" "Forget about him." "He dumped you." "He's an asshole." "No, he's a good person." "No, you're a good person." "You don't need another good person around you." "That's your thing." "He's trying to take that from you!" "He wanted to marry me, and I wanted to focus on work." "Of course you did!" "Because working is awesome and being married sucks!" "That's his car." " What, this right here?" " Yes." "Silver Infiniti, Penn State sticker, baseball mitt in the backseat..." "This is Scott." "You know what we should do?" "Yeah!" "I was gonna say leave a funny note!" "Where are we?" "WeBeSoCa." "What?" "You're so wasted." "Stop right here!" "This is good." "Pull over right here." "Angie, I'm gonna go get a ginger carrot juice, and you should go home and get some rest, because you look very sleepy and tired." "Where are you going?" "We're closed!" "Yeah, well, it looks about the same as when you're open." "Don't tell me, your people are gonna start bulldozing the neighborhood tonight." "Yeah, I'm..." "I'm really, really sorry that I'm so good at my job." "What is this, a taste test?" "No, actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you." "No, that..." "That's not..." " It's horrible." " Not very good." "It's a combination of papaya juice and coffee." "I keep this notepad by my bed in the middle of the night, and I write down these ideas when I'm half asleep, and they never make any sense." "I do that, too." "And then I wake up, and I have these little notes that say things like," ""make everybody be twins" and "electric toilet. "" "Those are not good ideas." "They're really not." "So why are you out so late?" "Are you a prostitute at night, or..." "No." "I went out tonight for the first time in a long time, and I let a friend of mine dress me." "Well, your friend is a great American." "Sorry." "You know, I really like your logo." "Yeah?" "Yeah, I did it myself." "I really like it." "You don't think it looks like a penis?" " No, I don't see that." " No?" "No, I don't see that." "Over here you got two obvious..." " I don't know what you're talking about." " ... stiff ones..." "No?" "No, I don't know what you're talking about." "You're being nice." "Thank you." "Also, I don't think you wanna pick a fight with Jamba Juice." "I mean, they're not exactly Wal-Mart." "Well, they are." "They're the Exxon of frozen juice companies." "Yes, I think I saw a Michael Moore documentary about that." "That's embarrassing." "So is that offer to get together some time still on the table?" "Are you asking me out?" "Yes, I think I am." "Okay, yes, then, yes." "Yeah." "Great." "This came off my head." "Some of that hair's real, right?" "No." "I'm bald." "I'm..." "These are real." "So we got that going for us." "Hi, Carl." "What's up, hot stuff?" "What are you doing here?" "I told you to stay away from me." "You think you're getting this payday without me?" "No way." "I want my half, okay?" "And I've got insurance, the actual pee-stick." "I don't even know if that's real." "You probably peed on it." "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't." "But I'll tell you this." "It's gonna raise a lot of questions when Kate takes this down to the lab, and they start doing DNA tests with CSI stuff, and molecules and proteins and the hair follicles, and they're gonna connect the dots." "And then you're gonna be busted." "Carl, I don't wanna do any of this anymore." "I want a common-law divorce." "You wanna give me back the ring that I made for you in metal shop?" "Yeah, I do." "Okay, you know what?" "I'll tell you when this relationship's over, because there's a lot of girls there sitting on the bench that wanna come into this game, all right?" "So I am canceling this relationship, okay?" " Please come back to me, Angie." " Oh, my God!" "Wait, wait!" "Hold on, hold on, please!" "I wanna say goodbye to you proper, okay?" "We owe that to one another." "Can we please have a quickie in the car?" " What?" " What's wrong with you?" "You know what?" "I'm not gonna be here for you when Kate kicks you out." "So deal with that." "My girl rocks?" "My girl does not rock, okay?" "My girl is a divorcée." "So I hope you got Kleenex, 'cause you just said goodbye to the coolest thing that ever happened to you." "I'm gonna bang your friends." "Consider them all banged." "The reason I called you collect is 'cause it's gonna take more than a few quarters to express how I feel about you, baby." "Hey, where you going?" "I knew something was up when I saw you beating your baby bump like that." "It wasn't supposed to happen like this." "Everything just got way out of hand." "I think I'm just gonna split." "That's a good idea." "Just slip away in the dead of night and leave Kate thinking you stole the baby." "That would destroy her." "This ain't some little scam where you just call up Domino's and be like," ""Yo." "You know, I'm doing some church youth event." "I need 10 free pizzas. "" "Why, does that work?" "You're lying about the existence of a human being." "If you don't tell her, you'll never be able to live with yourself." "Maybe you can tell her after I'm gone." "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do." "Not a damn thing, 'cause you're gonna tell her yourself." "I've got a surprise for you." "I got a surprise for you, too." "It is a brochure for the Philadelphia School of Textiles." "They've got a great fashion program." "Thanks." "But that's not the whole surprise." "Open it." "I'm giving you your check early." "No, Kate." "I can't take that." "You gotta put that through the agency." "No, it's not gonna bounce." "Don't you trust me?" "Where are we going?" "You have an ultrasound appointment." "What?" "No." "Today's Thursday." "Ultrasound isn't Thursday." "Birthing class is Thursday." "Usually, but you're 18 weeks, and so you have another ultrasound." "I can't wait." "I hope the baby's in a good position, so we can see its little profile, because I'd really like to get one of those printouts to hang over my desk." "Do you think it could look like me yet?" "Could the baby look like you at 18 weeks?" "What if it has little tiny glasses?" "I'm joking." "That's me trying to make a joke." " That's cold." " Sorry about that." "Just..." "If..." "When you get mad, do you stay mad for a long time?" "Yes, yes." "I'm a big grudge-holder, actually." " Hear that?" " What?" "That's your heartbeat." "You nervous?" "Yeah, a little." "Okay, I'm just..." "Just having a little trouble finding..." "You're gonna have a lot of trouble." "Kate, I gotta tell you something." "I'm not really..." "There's the baby's heartbeat." " I'm not really..." "What?" " Isn't it wonderful?" "Holy shit!" " There's a baby in there?" " Yep!" " How did it get in there?" " It's a miracle." "What did you wanna tell me?" "I'm so excited." "Yay!" "What do you mean, pregnant?" "I thought you was lying to Kate." "I was." "I am." "It's not Kate's baby." "It's Carl's." "So the procedure thing..." "Didn't take." "And then I was crying, so Carl and I did it." "And it's just country." "I missed a couple periods, and I thought maybe it was my hormones, you know what I'm talking about?" "No, I don't know nothing about that." "But then I started spotting, and I thought that was my period, but usually I don't have a heavy flow." "Stop it." "My boobs didn't hurt, so I was like, "It's not my period... "" "You know what?" "Look, I'm just gonna lay it out, all right?" "I'm not discussing the lady business with you." "I mean, I think it's a beautiful thing and all that, but it's disgusting, okay?" "And I'm afraid if we keep talking about it, that our cycles might synchronize..." "What am I supposed to do, Oscar?" "I can't cash that check." "I can't take any of Kate's money." "But I am gonna stay here until I figure out what to do." "I don't know anything about being a mother." "You better start learning." "It's good if the kid's raised here, though, you know?" "Better school, better apartment, better situation." "Is that what you want?" "No, I wanna keep it." "Have you read this?" ""One in four million babies are born with a full set of teeth. "" "Angie, it's gonna be fine." "Where you going?" "I have a date with that guy, Rob." "Are you gonna tell him about me?" "No." "I've made that mistake before." "It turns out they don't like it when you talk about the successful transfer of embryos on the first date." "Read the chapter about hermaphrodites." "You won't sleep for a week." "Hello, folks, my name is Chet." "I'm your waiter." "Are you folks familiar with the raw food vegan movement?" " Yeah." " I think he is, more than I am." "Yeah, yeah." "Okay, should we start with some appetizers?" "Yeah." "How's the sea kelp pizza?" "That's got a nice earthy taste, little bit of a dirt taste." "It's very nice." "Salty." "We'll stay away from that." "You know what looks good is the blue algae?" " You wanna just..." " Yes, yes." "Excellent." "Be right back." "So what kind of law did you practice?" "Corporate." "You know when you're watching the news, and you see some bloated CEO involved in a scandal, and you kind of wonder to yourself," ""How is this prick not going straight to jail?"" "Sometimes it was because of me." "You must be very proud." "All right, here's your blue-green algae and a yeast bowl for the table." " Thank you." " Thanks." "This looks good." " Oh, it's warm." " Yeah." "What about you?" "You like your work?" "I do, but I mean," "I have other things in my life besides my job." "I like to travel for work." "Oh, that's a..." "That's a good yeast." "Very yeasty." "How long have you been vegan?" "I'm not." "I'm sorry." "I'm not, I thought that you were, and that's why I took you here." "Because of where you work, I never would have..." "Oh, God." " Can we..." "Yeah, you want to..." " I eat meat." "Yeah, I eat meat like nobody's business." "I'll have a large steak with provolone, no Cheez Whiz, no onions, peppers on the side, don't overcook the meat." "Also, I'd like you to slice me a new fresh roll, because those ones have been sitting out for a long time." "I want a Birch Beer, cold, no cup." "You really should consider changing those Styrofoam cups to paper ones, because they're very bad for the environment." "Yeah, I'll have the same." "I'm sorry." "I'm a little overly thorough." "Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling." "No, that's just prejudice." "They call you bossy and controlling 'cause you're a woman." "But if you were a man doing the same stuff, you'd just be a dick." "What?" "Nothing." "No one's ever called me a dick before on a date." "Term of endearment." "So listen, there's something that I haven't told you." "And it may be a deal-breaker." "Oh, boy, you are super fruity, aren't you?" "No." "But I do have a daughter." "She's 12 years old and she lives with me every other weekend." "I think that's great." "Yeah?" "Okay." "You have any kids?" "I've never been married." "Well, Kate, you don't have to be married to have a kid." "Do you want to go back to my..." "Yes." "I was going to say apartment, just to be clear." "Yeah." "I'm 37." "I know how this works." " Okay." " Let's go." "It's actually this way." "Okay." " 1406." " Yeah." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "Look who just got inducted into the walk of shame." "Why are you all shiny like a soul food cook?" "I want you, now, to look your partner in the eye, and I want you to tell her she is beautiful." "You are beautiful." "Tell her, "You are strong. "" "You are strong." "Tell her, "Thank you for giving me this baby. "" "Thank you for giving me this baby." " Are you crying?" " No." "I am." "I'm crying a little bit." "All right." "Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go." "We have a playdate with Wingspan and Banjo." "Those kids would have got their asses handed to them in my neighborhood." "My sister wants to know what kind of cake you want for the shower." "Kate, I don't think I should go to that, you know?" "I mean, that's just kind of for you." "No, it's for both of us." "My mother wants to meet you and make you feel weird." "Excuse me." "Yes." "Barry, hi." "No, I'm pulling into the construction site right now." "Think I went to a rave here once." "Please, I asked you to wait in the car." "It's too hot in there, and your weirdo air conditioning, I don't know how to work it." " Barry, I'm sorry." " Kate, where you been?" "I'm having second thoughts about this location." "Is it the taxes?" "It's probably because this place gives you a weird vibe, right?" "Yes." "That one." "I'm not getting good vibes here." "And if there's one thing Oprah taught me, it's to trust my instincts and follow my fear." "Is that the episode where she got her ears pierced?" "No, this was at her home in Maui." "Who are you?" "I'm Angie." "She works for me." "She's very intuitive." "I read people's energies." " You read energies?" " Yeah." "Good." "Very good." "How's the energy in this site?" "Green, mostly." "Like healthy leaves." "Money?" "Exactly." "I like your maid." "So do I." "Let me put my hands into your hands, and I'll whisper to you the secret of success." "So, are we back on?" "We were never off." "What did he say?" "The secret of success." "And?" "He said "Have a big penis. "" " No, he didn't." " Yeah, he did." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "Look!" "Wait." " Is that the face?" " I think." "That was a big one!" "Oh, my God." "What does it feel like?" "Like if you ate a meatball sandwich, then that meatball sandwich was kicking you." "I think I gotta tell Rob about you and the baby." "What?" "Why?" "Well, we've been going out for a month, and I didn't think it would turn into anything, but it sort of is." "I don't think that's a good idea." "You know, he may break up with you." "Yeah, but the longer I wait, the weirder it's gonna be." "It's gonna be weird no matter what." "He'll know I'm hiding something." "I'm the worst liar." "Okay, tell me three things about yourself and make one of them a lie." "Okay." "I'm from Pennsylvania," "I am a Leo, and I am 5'9"." "I don't want to..." "This is why I can't lie to him." "You're not lying to him, you're just not telling him the truth, there's a big difference." "Is there?" "I don't know." "Don't ask me." "Don't speak I can't even take it" "And I don't need no reason" "Hi." "I'm Rob." "I'm here to pick up Kate." "Oh!" "Sorry, I'm a little early." "I was just in the neighborhood, so..." "Do come in." "Hello, I'm Angela." "Okay." "I'm Kate's sister, so..." "We are in the same family." "And I was just practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke." " Karaoke?" " Yes." "You delightful..." "Hello." "Oh, well." "I can see how she likes you so much." "Kate?" " You live here?" " No, no." "I live in New York City in a pied-à-terre apartment with a husband that I have." "Wow, so you're just kind of visiting here, or..." "He's in the stock market." "So we go from city to city, visiting other stock markets." "And that's how we roll." "It's funny, 'cause you guys don't look alike at all." "Oh, well." " Different dads?" " Yes." "We have different dads." "That's what we have." "We have different dads." "Thank you for that." "Is that my phone?" "I didn't actually hear..." "It was." "Hold on, it's from Europe." "Hello?" "Yes, interesting." "It's a business call." "So nice to meet you." " What?" " Yes." "What?" "How long did he talk to you?" "Hi." "Look at you, early bird." "Okay, it's nice to see you." "Oh, my gosh, well, let's go." "Yeah." "Does your sister want to come with us?" "No, she's not well." " Bye, Angela." " Adios." "Push, woman." "Yeah, good." "Push, and boom!" "Congratulations." "Look." "Popcorn." "See?" "It's that easy." "What movie we watching?" "Extreme Vaginal Delivery." "The miracle of really big childbirth." "Oh, damn!" "You can't come back from that." "That's why you always want to stay over here, huh?" " It's one of the reasons." " Well, how long is your sister in town?" "Angie's not really my sister." "I know." "She's your half-sister." "She told me." "What else did Angela tell you?" "Well, she told me that you like me a lot." "Well, she's a liar." "She's a known liar." "What is this?" "Jillian wants me to take her to an exhibit of abnormal skulls at the Mütter Museum." "Do you need me to get out of here?" "No, no." "No, I was gonna see if you wanted to come." "You want me to meet your daughter?" "Is that a bad idea?" "No." "I really, really like kids." " Oh, my God." " I know." "Have you read this article?" "This Chaffee Backnell lady." " Bicknell." " She is a piece of work." "I mean, her whole surrogacy process is very science-fictiony." "There's so many kids that need to be adopted." "Well, adoption can take years." "And these people would pay, like, you know, $50,000, in order to..." "It's $100,000, actually." "You know, have your baby custom-carried by a gestation assistant." "What is that?" "Well, I think it's probably more complicated than it seems." "A lot of rich people getting what they want." "I hate that song." " Here you go." "You got it?" " Yeah, I'm good." "So, do you feel good about yourself?" "You're just going to let Kate go ahead and have this whole baby shower, right?" "You don't realize how ruthless that is, right?" "Hey, man, that's a sweet cake." "That's tight." "That's tight." "Service entrance, straight to the terrace." "What am I supposed to do?" "Tell her today, in front of all of her friends and her family?" "No, no, no." "Wait till the child is, like, nine years old, and then tell her, like my first ex did me." "Okay, I'm going to tell her tonight." "Or Monday." "But then it'll ruin her week, so maybe I should wait till Friday." "Then it would ruin her weekend, so maybe I should..." "I don't know when I'm gonna tell her." "When's the best day to tell someone horrible news?" "Yesterday." "I tell you, a pagan birth is a fascinating thing." "You know, now that I've done it myself, it seems crazy not to eat the placenta." "I'm sorry, did you say polenta or placenta?" "Placenta, the afterbirth, yeah." "Ashley turned us onto it..." "Angie." "Hi, I'm Caroline," " Kate's sister." "Nice to meet you." " Hi, nice to meet you." "And this is our mother, Rose." "Hi, nice to meet you." "How do you do?" "So, tell me, once the baby is born, will you just go away, or shall I expect you at Christmas?" "Mom." "What?" "This is a reasonable question." "All my friends are asking." "Well, we haven't really talked about it." "No, there's not a lot of stuff we've talked about, we have a lot of stuff to talk about." "I think Angie might want to visit the baby a few times a year." "You know, or I might be out of town, I don't know where I'm going." "I mean, I think I've got plans, but I'll definitely call." "Summer, if we're on vacation, maybe Angie would want to come with us some time." "And who knows where we're going to be in a year?" "I think it's really important that she remain a part of the baby's life." "Yeah, you know, or completely separate." "We're just going to play it fast and loose, you know, just see how it all shakes out." "Always been my motto." " Rob?" "Hi." " Hi." "Hey, I know it's your sister's baby shower, just, you haven't called me in days." "I thought maybe I did something wrong." "No, you didn't do anything." "Is it because I wanted to introduce you to my kid?" "No, Rob, I just..." "I think you and I view the world differently." "Bad news people, party's over." " Start heading for the door." " Who let him in here?" "Carl, don't say something stupid." "She hasn't told you." "I thought since you guys were best friends, she probably told you everything." " Shut your mouth, Carl." " What is going on?" "She's not even pregnant, okay?" "I mean, look." "Angie what is that?" "Feel it." " It's moving." " Yeah, it's a baby." "And it's yours." "What are you saying?" "Kate," "I really tried to make you a baby, I swear." "What are you saying?" "We took a test as soon as we got home, and the procedure didn't work." "And I was real, you know, horny, because of all the hormones." "So we did it." "I felt like a failure." "And Carl told me you were going to get somebody else." "Those hormones can also give you a false negative." "That's why they want you to wait two weeks before you take a test." " Wait, what?" " So she might not be pregnant?" "Yo, where you escape from, man?" "I'm saying the baby might be Carl's, but it might still be mine." "Okay, then forget what I said." "I'm trying to play catch-up here." "So you get your sister pregnant," " but she slept with him?" " No, she's not my sister." "She's an ignorant white trash woman that I paid to carry my kid." "I deserve that." "No, you don't." "How could you do that?" "This is why I didn't call you back, Rob, because this is the kind of selfish, science fiction shit that you don't want any part of." "Well, the upside is, it looks like I might be a dad." "So if it's a boy, I want to marry you." "Oh, my God." "What?" "I'm so sorry about what's happened." "But I think it's best to wait until the pregnancy is far enough along for DNA testing, before we do anything drastic." "That was quite a kick." "How can you be pregnant?" "Your eggs are from the '40s." "You're upset." "And you're saying hurtful things." "It's understandable." "We'll have a DNA sample sent to the lab." "The rest will be handled in family court." "Of course, if the baby turns out not to be yours, we'll waive our fees." "What about all the background checks?" "Passed." "With flying colors." "You were living with her, and you didn't notice anything." "She fooled us, Kate." "She fooled us all." "I fooled myself." "I booked you a room here, until we sort this out." "So you're done with me, now, is that it?" "You don't need me anymore?" "Gonna try to find some other lowlife you can use to give you everything you ever wanted?" "I'm not gonna do this." "You know, you think you're better than me..." "I am certain that I am better than you." "Okay, we're being honest now?" "Here's one." "I can have a baby, and you can't." "And that drives you crazy." "Get out of my car." "Your stupid space car's locked me in." "Don't touch it when I'm touching it." "Just open it!" "Yeah, you bang on the door, that's how you open it." "Well, you can't even find the stupid..." "Raised by wolves!" "Tell me how to open it!" "Stop touching it, and I will open it." "It is open now." "Good." "Look, buddy, you don't have to sell me on the product, I'm already in." "Here's what I'm asking." "Do you have a discount policy if you're related to one of the girls that's gone wild?" "Enjoy it, Kate." "This is your baby." "I'm going to go hide this shell somewhere in the store." "Hey." "Can I get an Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?" "All right." "Holbrook v. Ostrowiski." "Present." "I take it this is a paternity case." "Actually, it's a maternity case, Your Honor." "Katherine Holbrook hired this woman to be her surrogate, now we're not sure whose egg this is in here." "What are you doing here?" "Angie needed some legal help, so I'm helping." " And you are?" " I'm Rob Ackerman, formerly with the firm Swanson and Weisberg." " Formerly?" " Yeah, now he makes fruit smoothies." "You mean like Jamba Juice?" "Yes, Your Honor, it's exactly like Jamba Juice." "'Cause I love Jamba Juice." " Yeah." " Who doesn't?" "You don't need a lawyer, you know, we're just here to read some results." "But I know that I have the right to a lawyer." "Objection." "And you are?" "Carl Loomis, Your Highness." "I'm here to seek joint custody of that fetus." "Your Honor, this dummy used to be my husband." "Did you provide a DNA sample, Mr. Loomis?" "Uh-huh." "What's that now?" "Did you give someone a hair follicle or a vial of your blood?" "No." "Not as it pertains to this case." "All right, then you're going to have to take a seat." "And if you disrupt the proceedings again," "I'll ask the bailiff to escort you out." "Not scared of her." "May I have the lab results, please?" "Okay, I would like to testify on behalf of the prosecution." "There is no prosecution." "Aye, aye, sir." "If you insist, you can make a statement and have it entered on the record." " No, no, that's not necessary." " No, I insist." "I would like to say something." "I'm sorry." "I never should have listened to Carl." "I should have done the right thing." "I just..." "This whole thing made you feel so happy." "And it made me feel so important." "I should have told you the truth." "And I'm sorry I didn't." "I was just scared." "I also want to thank you." "I didn't like it sometimes, but you made me grow up." "I know I was supposed to help you have a baby." "But you ended up teaching me how to be a mother." "So thank you." "And I'm sorry." "She'd be a great mom, Your Honor." "Kid wouldn't get away with shit." "Let's watch the language, please." "Freedom of speech, look it up, it's in the thing..." "What Ms. Ostrowiski is trying to say, Your Honor, is that what she did was wrong." "It was extremely wrong." "Cool it, you're my lawyer." "And one of these lies, that's so easy to spin out of control." "This guy, Carl Loomis, he lied to Angie." "And then Angie lied to Kate, and Kate lied to me, and it was a mistake." "I mean, it was a..." "It's a mess, this is all a..." "It's a mess." "This is a real mess." "That's the worst closing argument I've ever heard." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I'm a little rusty." "Kate." "I just never wanted to come back into a courtroom ever again." "And I came here for you." "Thank you." "I rest my case." "You Honor, I think we are more than ready for you to read the results." "Let the record show that the DNA test indicates that Ms. Holbrook is not the mother of this child." "Okay to get home?" "Of course." "Yeah." "I remember the day I found out I was going to have a kid." "Wow." "I'll never take it for granted again." "Well, I'd still like to meet that kid some time." "I'll give you a call." "You come by the store." "Okay, I'll definitely come by." "Okay." "I'm sorry, Kate." "It's okay." "I just threw up." "You look nice in a suit, by the way." "Angie." "Hey." "So, I guess I'll see you later?" "Probably not, actually." "Right." "I've been off Dr. Pepper for two weeks." "This is water." "Good for you." "Thanks." "Angie, I think your water broke." "Wait, what?" "Your water is breaking." "I got to get a bus to take me to the hospital." "Let me drive you, I'll drive you." "Okay, hold this." " I'm not due for three weeks." " I know." "Should we clean that up?" "No, somebody else will get that." "This is really happening, isn't it?" "This is really happening." "It's so weird, 'cause I feel totally calm." " Come on, it feels like I'm shitting a knife." " Okay." "Why won't you bitches help me?" "Just breathe." "Okay, I'll take it from here." "I want to go with her." "Are you family?" "She's my sister." "Well, okay." "Oh, God, holy..." "This way." "Sorry, sorry." " Give me some drugs." "Give me this." " You don't need drugs." " I want those drugs." " No." "You'll never get me, pig!" "Get out of my way!" "Oh, God!" "Angie!" "Is that guy dead?" "Is he dead?" "We need some olive oil to rub on my taint." "It's too late." "It's too late." "Okay, this is gonna go great." "Yeah." "Kate." "It's twins." "Gross." "I don't know what you're crying about." "I gotta walk out of here alone." "That's a good joke, Dr. Manheim." "Okay." "Okay, and give me a big one." "Big one!" "Whoa!" "Nothing." "Okay." "All right, ready?" "Kate, I'm so glad you're here." "You don't look good, by the way." "I feel a little dizzy." " Okay." " Okay, and give me a big one." "Big one." "Whoa." "Good morning." " Hi." " How are you feeling?" "Embarrassed." "I fainted in the delivery room." "Well, Oscar's bringing you a change of clothes, and Mom is here, in case you die." "Great." "And somebody else wants to say hi." "Hey." "It's embarrassing." "I'm scared your friend, Angie, has me on speed dial." "She called me, like, 10 times to get down here and take care of you." " Me, too." " How is she?" "How is the baby?" "Great, she's just..." "She's beautiful." "It's a girl." "Got a smile..." " Good morning." " Hello." "Hi." "Hi, there." "Hi." "Could I have a moment alone with Kate, please?" "Sure." "I'm going to go check on Mom." "Hi." "How can I help you?" "Hi." "Well, we got your blood work back." "You are slightly anemic, which explains the fainting." "But there's something else you need to know." "You're pregnant." "That's impossible." "I paid a man thousands of dollars to tell me that that's impossible." "Well, you're only about eight weeks along, but you are definitely pregnant." "He said the chances were one in a million." "Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets, if I were you." "Wait a minute." "Congrats." "Rob." " I'm pregnant." " What?" "I'm pregnant." "You okay?" "Oh, my God." "Hi." "Can I see her?" "She's gorgeous." "What's her name?" "This is Stef." "Stephanie, that's beautiful." "No, Stefani." "Like Gwen Stefani." "Even better." "Hello." "Are you waking up?" "So, you're pregnant." "How'd you know that?" "I can read people's energies." "Plus, your sister told me." "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday, dear Stefani" "Happy birthday to you" "Hey, Angie." "Are you two still together?" "No, we're not together." "He's just trying to be a better father, take some parenting classes." "He just started." "I see you." "You think you're funny, punk?" "What'd I tell you about hiding from me?" "Quit hiding from me." "You think you're funny?" "Hello." "This is a gasoline-powered mini-Ninja motorcycle." "Oh, my God, Carl." "You bought a motorcycle for a one-year-old?" " That is crazy." " Really crazy." "That's exactly what she wanted!" "Yay!" "That's great." "Kate, let me give your baby my mojo." "Well, time is love." "Got to run." "Whoa!" "I love this episode."
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"Stolen secrets" "Villainous mercenary Cad Bane was hired by Darth Sidious to steal a holocron from the vaults of the Jedi Temple" "After fleeing the scene of the crime," "Bane hunted down and captured Master Bolla Ropal, who has a crystal which holds secrets of the Jedi Order" "As a separatist fleet arrives to help the bounty hunter," "Anakin Skywalker races in to cut off their escape and stop Bane from delivering the stolen holocron" "I guess we're going down with the ship" "Roger, roger" "General, we're receiving an urgent transmission from the planet" "General Skywalker, our base has been overrun" "There's no possibility of evacuation" "They've taken General Ropal and the holocron memory crystal" "Do you know where they've taken them?" "Sorry, sir" "We tried to stop them, but they left the outpost" "Wait a second There's too much interference" "Transmitter's been destroyed at the source, sir" "We have to find out what ship Master Ropal was on" "You will remain conscious, Master Jedi" "The bounty hunter has some questions for you" "Attach mind limiters, pain pulsers, and give him a full dose of X-C33" "Right away, sir" "Sir, that Republic ship has destroyed our escort and is blocking our escape" "Whoever's commanding that cruiser is a bold one" "Move us out of the battle zone and prepare to jump to hyperspace" "I have a small favor to ask our Jedi guest" "General, a separatist command ship is fleeing the battle" "You think they have Master Ropal on board as a prisoner?" "I'm sure of it" "Admiral, intercept them before they can jump to hyperspace" " I'll ready the troops for boarding" " Boarding?" "We have no boarding craft" "We were prepared to land on the planet, not to board another ship" "You can't be serious" "I am, Admiral Thank you for your opinion" "Now, target their hyperdrive We don't want them getting away" "Sir Captain Sir" "They hit the power converters, so we can't go into hyperspace" "I wonder what the Jedi are planning" "I've rounded up three brigades, sir Where are we going?" "We're going to board a separatist frigate, rescue Master Ropal, and recover an archive holocron" "We have no assault craft, sir, only a couple of fighters and the twilight" "Waiting for orders" "And the plan is?" "Just curious" "I came down to see if I could be of any help," "General Skywalker" "Actually, you can" "Activate those walkers, Admiral" "You're not thinking of using those to transport the clones to that frigate" "Well, they are pressurized" "And they're equipped with magnetic feet" " Good call" " Master, you're a genius" "Those walkers designed for terrain, not space" "Rex, load them up" "Let's go, snips" "Execute battalion, take AT-AT 300" "Carnivore battalion, walker 773 Let's go" "Simply open this little box of yours so I can get the information from this crystal, and your suffering will come to an end" "You will never get me to unlock the holocron" "Unfortunately, I don't have time to discuss this with you" "Hit him again Full power" "I'm not sure how much more of this he can take" "Are you a medical droid?" "Then step back and shut up" " Roger, roger" " More power" "We've lost all his vital signs" "Check" "He is no longer functioning" "Drop him" "He's dead" "Looks like we will have to find another Jedi to open this Holocron" "Only next time, I will try a different method" "When Darth Sidious asked me to loan you the federation fleet, he didn't say you were going to war" "You have already lost four of my ships" "I hope you can pay for all of this" "One authentic Jedi Holocron and the memory crystal I was after" "When my benefactor gets this, he will compensate you for your puny fleet" "Sounds like the Jedi want it back" "The Jedi are overwhelming our vulture droids" "Should we send out reinforcements?" "What are you doing?" "Did you say, "No?"" "Roger, roger" "The Jedi will board the ship and get the holocron back" "Transmit the information and close the deal immediately" "I can't" "Only a Jedi can access the device" "Fortunately, there are two Jedi on their way to help me, one more than we need for our purposes" "You'd better live through this" "I want my money, Bane" "You can count on it" "Wipe all the frigate's memory banks and destroy every record of our mission" "Initiate the self-destruct sequence" "You, transfer all ship functions to my wrist-com" "I want control of doors, gravity generators, everything" "The rest of you, stay here and defend the bridge" "We're defending the bridge alone?" "Against the Jedi?" "I hate this job" "Don't shoot I'm not the Commander He's the Commander" "Guess I'm the Commander now" "R2, see if you can find Master Ropal" "One authentic Jedi Holocron and the memory crystal I was after" "He has both pieces now" "Rex, send a squad" "Lock down the hangar bay and destroy all the escape pods" " No one gets off this ship" " Yes, sir" "R2, you have to find Master Ropal Hurry" "What was that?" "One of the engines on that frigate has exploded" "I caution you to avoid the AFT section" " How much damage is there?" " I suggest immediate evacuation" "Not until we get what we came for" "Spread out" "While you take on the clones, I will separate the Jedi and lead one of them away" "Master, I found him" "Rex, have some men take Master Ropal back to the Resolute" "We might not be able to find the holocron in time, Master" "But if it's destroyed with the ship, Nute Gunray won't get it either" "Maybe, but I'd rather return it to the library personally" "Come on, R2" "R2 says we're close" "Stay sharp" "Switch to night vision" "There" "Welcome, Jedi We've been expecting you" "Kill them" "Let's make this a bit more interesting" "Lock down" "Magnetics You were trained for this" "Turn the gravity generators back on" "Check your fire" "Hit one of those shells, and this fight is over for all of us" "I'll get him, Master" "Ahsoka, wait" "It's a trap" "Ahsoka, wait We'll take him together" "You thought you could get away?" "You're not much of a challenge" "I got you right where I want you" "I'm not impressed" "Can you hear me?" "Are you all right in there?" "I'm all right Get back to the hangar" "Find a transport, but wait for us as long as you can" " We're on it, sir" " Ahsoka, do you copy?" "There's a power surge heading toward the bridge" "If you're there, get out immediately You must abandon your mission" "I don't have the holocron memory, and I seem to have misplaced my Padawan" "The ship is tearing itself apart" "Move off to a safe distance, Admiral, and await my signal for evacuation" "Of all the Jedi, why did I have to end up with Skywalker?" "I wouldn't do that" "Those binders have been specially designed for Jedi" "The more you struggle, the tighter they get" "Impressed now, youngling ?" "Not really" "Enjoy this while you can, sleemo" "This burning boat is about to finish us both off" "We have time" "The bond between a Jedi teacher and his apprentice is strong" "Which means my Master will be coming for me any minute" "Let's see if we can get him here any faster" " You said we'd be safe back here" " Come on" "There's three of us and only one of him" "It won't matter" "Sir, a Jedi is coming" "He looks very unhappy" "Your Master has gotten the message" "You have nowhere left to run, bounty hunter" "Let me worry about that, Jedi" "If I activate this control, the outside air lock will open, and she will be sucked into oblivion" "Do you think you can kill me and then save her before she's pulled out into space?" "It's a horrible way to die" "Besides, isn't negotiation the Jedi way?" " What do you want?" " This holocron carries information I've been paid to collect" "I can't unlock it, but you can" "The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it" "I hope you don't make the same mistake" "We don't have much time" "Hurry up, Jedi, or she dies" "No, Master Don't do it" "I can't let you die, Ahsoka" "Master, no" "We'll deal with the holocron later" "How touching" "All units, make for that shuttle" "Captain, the main reactor is exposed It will implode at any moment" "Yes, sir We're trying to make our way to the shuttle now" " Get out of there" " Sir, yes, sir" "You two find the General and help him This frigate's not going to last" " We have to get out of here" " Yes, sir" "Come about We need to put some distance between us and that frigate" "Now I will combine this holocron with the memory crystal I acquired from your dead Jedi friend" "My employers will be most pleased" "Did the Jedi cooperate with you?" "With some encouragement" "I have access to the holocron and all the information the memory contains" "I only have to get off this ship" "Maybe you should transmit it to me now" "Then I could send another ship for you" "No, thanks, Viceroy" "I have a plan for my own escape" "Hold it right there" "You're not going anywhere, bounty hunter" "I hope you found us a ride off this bucket" "We've got to leave now The reactor's gonna blow" " We cannot wait" " You'll have to" "I'm going after that bounty hunter" "Master, wait Stop" "This is the way to the hangar We must get off the ship now" " I can't let Bane get away" " Patience, Master" "Patience" "You're right" "Come on, Come on" "Trooper, did you get the holocron?" " No, sir" " I'll get it, Master" "No time Rex, get us out of here" "It looks like the holocron was destroyed, but at least the Separatists didn't get it" "Bane's dead, but I can still feel him" "Master" "I'm sorry I let that mercenary get the upper hand" "It wasn't your fault, Ahsoka" "It was mine, start to finish" "So did you manage to recover the holocron or capture the bounty hunter?" "I see" "So the mission was your usual version of success, then?" "If by success, you mean I won, then yes"
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"All you have as a cop is other cops." "But we walk the way." "We all thought he was guilty" "After the trial, I had to get counseling just so I could sleep." "There was all that proof." "We all turned our back on charlie crews." "In his first years, he was in that prison hospital ... more more than he was out." "Cop doing time, please." "Broke nearly every bone in his body." "I heard they cut him real bad too." "Over 100 stitches." "About 241 stitches." "I mean, the jury was only out for an hour." "There was all that proof." "After the case was reopened, we found that none of the physical evidence on scene matched officer crews." "I wasn't the only one." "We all thought he was guilty." "did charlie tell you he didn't do it?" "yes." "and how did you feel when you found out he was being exonerated?" "that he was innocent?" "I don't wanna do this anymore." "As I said at the press conference after detective crews was exonerated, life was his sentence, and life is what he got back. crews!" "detective crews!" "detective crews!" "you are detective crews, aren't you?" "Yeah." "I guess I am." "Okay, well, would you like to be sure?" "Because we're about to walk into a crime scene." "I'm sure." "Great." "Are you reese?" "Detective reese." "10-4." "Crews, it's a kid in there." "It's your first day back." "If you don't think you can handle it, I can do it myself." "Small caliber, close range." "probably not a lot of noise." "No one reported hearing anything." "The bullet was a through and through." "Is that the kid's dog?" "Yeah, he won't move." "did you find the slug?" "no, ma'am." "did you look for it?" "Yes, detective. we looked for it." "Did you ask the dog?" "did we ask the dog?" "we did not ask the dog, no." "no, sir. we did not ask the dog." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Good boy." "There's a bullet here beneath the skin." "Dog must have caught the bullet in the gut after it exited the kid." "all right, get the dog to a vet." "get the bullet out and to ballistics." "What are you doing way over here?" "get me animal reg to my location." "did you bring something over?" "Your master's over there." "Did you bring something over?" "detective crews." "detective!" "hey, hold on." " that looks like a-- is that a finger?" " Yeah." "Dog must have took a bullet for the kid, then took the shooter's finger off." "Anyone ever love you that much?" "If I got out after all that time, I got all that money," "I sure as would not be going back to work." "Now I handle his settlement money." "and how much would that be?" "that's undisclosed by court order." "and what about details of the settlement?" "I'm not at liberty to say." "Yeah, I-I heard he got $5 million." "Can-- can I say?" "5?" "I heard it was 50." "So you wanna have the talk?" "Which talk is that?" "About how you didn't want me as your partner, and you're looking to transfer out as soon as you can." "Nope." "I don't wanna have that talk." "You wanna have the talk about what you did?" "Who you pissed off to get partnered up with me?" "I was handed a slip of paper." "it said you're my new partner." "It didn't mention why, and I didn't ask." "Getting stuck with me isn't exactly a promotion for you." "Detective, it might be a habit of yours, but I don't wanna have the "what are you in for" talk either." "Not a big talker." "See, I've learned something about you already." "John was not my biological son." "He was alyssa's from her first marriage." "We have another one of our own, a daughter." "You adopted john?" "Yeah, I always think of him as my own." "As a member of the family." "I thought of-- thought of him as." "Where is john's biological father?" "Jail." "He's, uh." "Possession with intent to distribute." "He's got ten more years." "The-- the scout troop that john is a-- was a part of is made up entirely of boys who have fathers who are doing time." "all right, we're almost through." "you reported a break-in last month?" "Yeah, um." "Some cash and jewelry was taken." "No one was caught." "We changed the locks and the alarms." "Makes me paranoid." " I-- what?" "I don't understand." " Pot." "Just makes me, you know, overprocess everything." "I end up spinning myself into a freak-out." "you get high today, warren?" "yeah?" "it's sunday. a little wake and bake?" "because in the next few hours, there's gonna be all kinds of law enforcement crawling all over your beautiful house." " Detective." " they turn up a bag of high-grade chronic, well," " I think you need to be here for your family - - detective." " and you do not- - detective!" " May I speak with you?" " Sure thing." "Why don't you go to the bathroom?" "When you're done, make sure you flush real well. okay?" "you know, maybe flush twice. you understand?" "Excuse me." "What the hell was that?" "What, you wanna see the dead boy's dad get locked up for holding a little hay?" "Stepdad, and a possible suspect in a murder-- in a child murder." "That man didn't kill anyone, and you know it." "He's got all his fingers, and he seemed really sad." "You just broke the law." "I am your superior detective." "I'm responsible for your actions." "If you get jammed up for this, I get jammed up for this." "Hey, we're both adults here." "You got a problem, turn me over to the rat squad." "Are you gonna get that?" "A phone this small in your pocket." "It's science fiction, right?" "This living in the future" " was john having trouble in school?" " no." " in the neighborhood?" " no." "other kids in the scout troop?" "what about the break-in?" "He was with me when that happened." "John had nothing to do with that." "I wasn't suggesting that, ma'am." "No, I'm sorry." "of course you weren't." "we're gonna need to ask you a few questions about your ex-husband mark." "Mark wasn't a bad man when I married him." "He had a problem with drugs." "But when he came out of jail the first time, he'd changed." "He was mean." "when he went back in, I knew I had to get away." "so you just dumped the divorce papers in the mail." "What did you just say?" "What'd you just say?" "What?" "What did I just say?" "two of the other dads in the scout troop have records of violence against children, but both those dads are in jail." "I'm gonna call in, see if they got a hit off that finger we found." "It was pretty chewed up, but." "Okay, okay." " you're mad at me." " mad?" "No, I'm not mad." "I mean, I don't even think there is a word for what I am." "What you did to that husband, I kinda get, okay?" "I mean, I guess I kind of get, but what you said to that wife" "I know. that one was me." "it was my fault." "I take responsibility, reese." "I wasn't in the moment." "If I had stayed in the moment, if I had stayed present, I would have been okay, but I didn't." "I was thinking about where we're going next." "So I left the moment just when I should have been completely in the moment, which is when people usually leave the moment because the moment is just too much for her." "I mean, the moment is pretty much always too much, you know?" "I was thinking about where we're going next." "Must feel good to come in without a cavity search." "right, detective?" "Course, you want one for old times' sake, we could work something out." "Just take us to rawls, okay?" "Sure thing, sweetheart." "MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITY" "They won't let me go to his funeral." "My own son's funeral." "Mr. Rawls, I'd like for you to think and see if you can help us." "They won't let me go to my son's funeral." "Why don't you help me?" "You do not raise your voice to her." "I want to do more than raise my voice to her." "You gonna stop me?" "Do you hate cops?" "Oh, yeah." "Well, I hate cops too." "Mr. Rawls, have you made any enemies here in prison that would want to hurt your family?" "Get back at you by killing your son?" "yeah, I got enemies." "but none that would touch my son." "Why is that?" "Because everyone's got family." "That's right." "Everyone." "mr." "Rawls, you last saw john two weeks ago when the scout troop came." "how did he seem to you?" "was he in any kind of trouble?" "Last time I saw john, he kept saying how he thought I shouldn't be here." "It's like he needed to believe it." "No threats against his family." "Not that we know, but we just work here." "We go home after our shifts." "It's the convicts who are here 24/7 that know what really goes on." "He means inmates." "He means convicts." "What?" "you don't like that word?" "What do you care?" "Come on, crews. let's go." "Yeah, we know who you are." "We know you did your 12 years." "Maybe you were innocent. maybe not." "It don't make no difference to us because we know what you did to that correctional officer up in pelican bay, and that makes you a con." "Don't it?" "You two need to escort us out now." "You getting angry, convict?" "Anger ruins joy, steals the goodness of my mind, forces my mouth to say terrible things." "Overcoming anger brings peace of mind, leads to a mind without regrets." "If I overcome anger, I will be delightful and loved by everyone." "Are you making fun of us?" "It is the universe that makes fun of us all." "Why exactly would the universe make fun of us all?" "Maybe it's insecure." "to detach your feelings from the event." "to detach your feelings from the object." "I am not attached to this car." "I am not attached to this car." "I'm just a little attached to this car." "so what is it this time?" "License and registration." "You know damn well who I am." "License and registration, please." "Look, I married your ex-wife." "That is not a crime." "Are you aware that you changed lines back there without signaling?" "you have nothing better to do?" "no, sir." "Not at this moment." "We've spoken with everyone in John's scout group, okay, tyler?" "yes, ma'am." "some of the other boys said that you and john were close, is that right?" "Yeah." "I suppose." "Tyler, lift your head up when you speak." "Ah, mushy." "Did john ever talk to you about any problems he was having?" "Were there any new people in his life?" "No, ma'am." "That's the one." "Green anjou." "You know, some people are allergic to pears." "Gives them a rash. not me though." "Tyler." "was john in any sort of trouble?" "don't lie to this woman, tyler." "I'm not lying." "Reese, I guess what I wanna say is you've probably had to fight, being a woman in this department." "had to fight a lot, right?" "fight for everything you ever got?" "detective crews, this is not the place for that discussion." "Detective crews!" " I just wanted to s- - crews." " I just wanted to let you know that- - step back." " You don't have to fight with me." " Step back." "She thinks I'm gonna hug her." "You think I'm gonna hug you." "as I hug my partner I know she is real." "I mindfully meet this person with open arms and an open heart." "I'm not gonna fight with you, I won't." "You don't wanna hold it in anymore, do you, tyler?" "What you know about what happened to john." "Something's inside you, but you wanna let it out." "You don't wanna hold it in any longer." "You can't hold it in." "What is it, tyler?" "Some man-- some man offered to sell john information about his dad's case." "about a technicality in the arrest." "he said that he could get his dad out of jail." "Who was it?" "I don't know." " tell them who this man was!" " I don't know!" "We met him online." "He sent john an I.M." "I don't know who he really is." "An I.M. he sent john an I.M.He sent john an I.M." "oh, my god!" "why would you talk to some man online?" "Well, he knew all about his dad's case." "He said he was a lawyer." "John believed him?" "He said if john paid, he'd get stuff to show it was a bad arrest." "he just wanted to get his dad out." "john just wanted to get his dad out of jail, and now he's dead." "I should have told somebody." "If I had told somebody, maybe." "Come here." "Reese, what exactly is an I.M." "What is it?" "an email?" "is that detective charlie crews?" "you know, I thought it was you, but I was kinda blinded by the glint off that detective badge." "Dani reese, bobby stark." "No. are you charlie's new partner?" "We got something in common." "Oh, yeah." "And what would that be?" "Bobby and I used to be partners." "Juarez, you see what a big shot my ex-partner is?" "Hey, can I get a picture?" "huh?" "You know, on account of you being a celebrity detective and all." "That's a phone, bobby." "It's got a camera in there. where you been?" "Me?" "Been in federal maximum security prison." "Come here." "Charlie crews." "Does it bother you that he spent all that time in the joint?" "And what does that do to a guy's head?" "I'm just saying, you sure he's gonna be there when you go through a door?" "Does it bother you that your pal stark let his partner go down for a crime he didn't do?" "I mean, I'm just saying." "Do I feel bad about what happened?" "Yeah, I feel bad." "Do I feel guilty?" "no." "'Cause I did my job." "There's an investigation, and then there's a trial." "That's the way it works." "You wanted to see me?" "Yeah, your parents missed you last night at the wednesday night dinner, dani, you should come back." "Oh, maybe my mom did, but I don't think my dad missed me much." "He's not so bad." "I sat in a car with your dad for three years, and I came out alive." "Partners aren't parents, lieutenant." "So." "You've been working the program, dani?" "Is this where I pee in a cup?" "No, this is where you tell me if you've been working the program." "Yeah." "I've been working the program." "Good." "It was a tough draw getting a new partner." "I'm just a lucky girl, I guess." "Dani, you know why you got crews." "Because I messed up." "You know, I'm at the bottom of the list, and there's not a-- there's not a whole lot I can do about that." "What if there was something you could do about it?" "How come we're talking about this?" "Why did he come back to the force?" "That's not my job to ask, l.T." "Crews is gonna be trouble." "He got screwed. he's back to get even." " He's a cop." " Because of his settlement." "You're a cop because of your work." "You know, I was wondering who it would be, who they would send." "And I just kept thinking" ""oh, you're being paranoid about this."" "remember how paranoid I used to get, l.T. ?" "You don't have to go to prison to eat crap." "I eat it every day of my career." "it would be nice if you could keep your head down and work the job." "The world isn't nice like that." "This could be good for you, dani." "You're his superior, and you're responsible for his supervision and actions." "he gets jammed up, I get jammed up?" "Has he done anything that would cause him to be removed from duty?" "He alerted a suspect that a police search was about to happen." "And detective crews apparently." "Allowed the suspect to dispose of a quantity of marijuana, to flush it down the toilet just prior to the search." "How long have you lived here?" "Four months." "When is all your furniture coming?" "This is all my furniture." "hey, charlie!" " charlie, I need you to sign something." " Not now, ted." "I need you to sign this. look, hey." "You were the one that said you wanted this orange grove." "if you changed your mind, I would be happy to unwind the deal," " my friend- - ted, not now." "I'm, uh, I'm-- I'm meditating." "Well, that sounds." "Peaceful." "Uh, all right." "I'm..." "Hey, ted, the orange grove deal includes the tractor, right?" "The big red one?" "Yeah, charlie, it includes the big red tractor." "Who's that?" "Do you read forbes?" "I wasn't very good at prison." "you were in for a white-collar crime?" "insider trading. yeah." "Charlie saved my life in there, and so now I handle his settlement money." "and you live in his garage?" "I live in a room above his garage." "Do you wanna know my name?" "If I wanted to know your name, I would have asked you for it." "So that means you're not gonna call?" "I can't call if I don't know your name, now, can I?" "I.M. Stands for instant message." "I know that." "You can't trace an I.M." "Detective, I know that too." "You know we have to see her." " Because it went so well last time?" " I'll be better this time." " you're not gonna talk this time." " That's what I mean by better." "Look, I know the deal with your ex-wife, all right, it's no secret." "so just tell me that we're gonna go see alyssa gibney because of the case, and not because of something that you're working through." "I'm working through the case." "She doesn't want to see you." "Uh, does she want to see anybody?" "She won't come downstairs." "She won't look at her daughter or talk to her husband." "I'll tell her you tried to stop us." "my husband told me about you." "A cop in jail all those years." "How did you go on living?" "How did you get past it?" "Well, I could tell you you're already past it." "I could tell you this moment is your life." "I could tell you you have a husband and child who need you." "None of that means anything, does it?" "So tell me something that means something." "Tell me anything that means something." "The man who killed your son is out there." "Right now." "Inside this same moment we are in." "As we sit here, as I look at you, the man who killed john is free." "Now that means something, doesn't it?" "we're pretty sure someone was running a scam on your son, alyssa, offering to sell him information about his father's arrest." "about a technicality that could get his father out of jail." "that's ridiculous. mark is guilty." "John knew that." "Even mark will tell you he's guilty." "And if there was a technicality, why go with it to a child?" "Because my son." " A child- - would believe it." "Because a child would wanna believe he could get his father out." " Because a child- - would pay to believe it." "We need to know, alyssa." "John stole that money, didn't he?" "Yes." "I lied to my husband when I said that john was with me." "I lied for him because I loved him." "He'd been through so much those early years with mark." "And I-- he's in the same moment that we're in." "The man who killed my son." "Will you go get him, please?" "Yeah." "Uh, it's for you." "Hello?" "charlie?" "you're aware this isn't my phone?" "When you answer your phone, I'll call you on your phone." "I need to see you." "I'm fighting crime." "Come over tonight." "I'll buy fruit." "I don't exactly understand you." "You don't have to understand here to be here." "That's what I don't understand." "What was crews like before?" "Basic by-the-book cop. you know." "Looking for his 20 and his pension." "Why?" "what's he like now?" "You wanna find out about somebody, all you have to do is google." "I google myself all the time." "Google the kid's dad, mark rawls." "well, that's more than enough to work a scam on a kid." "google me." "You want to see me?" "You don't wanna see that, charlie." "Do it." "Do it." "GOT FRAMED?" "12 years for a crime he did not commit" "your father's been calling me." "twice today." "Three times yesterday." "Do you want some melon?" "It's very fresh and juicy." "Are you not talking about this?" "I'd ask you to address all your questions to my lawyer." "I am your lawyer." " Your father is getting married." " No." "he's getting remarried." "He wants you to come." "His bride to be is eight years old." "Either way." "I don't have a date." "From what I hear, you have plenty of dates." "Charlie." "Please call your father." "If only so he will stop calling me." "My father is getting remarried to an eight-year-old because my mother is dead." "My mother is dead because he killed her." "He killed her when he wouldn't let her come see me." "No zen for daddy?" "No zen for daddy." "Hey." " where'd you go?" " I'm still here." "Do you ever think that no one will ever understand what we did?" "What you and I came through?" "Do you ever think that the world is now you and me in one place, everyone else in another?" "Sorry." "I'm sorry. that's stupid." "I think that all the time." "It's late." "I should go." "Yeah." "I'm not attached to this car." "I am not attached to this car." "call from dani reese." " hello?" " hello." "crews, you there?" "reese?" "am I talking to you?" "what do you mean are you talking to me?" "you're talkin' to me." " But how am I talking to you?" " crews!" "we got a hit off the finger you dug up." "A junkie named lonnie garth." "He's got no known address, but he hangs out at those crack houses downtown." "I'm sending you his mug shot right now." "To my house?" "to your phone." " it's like- - living in the future?" "actually, I thought about that, and it turns out there really is no future or past either." "just now. and n-- and of course now." "Reese?" "Reese?" "all units." "All units. suspect located at 5th and main." "all units." "All units." "why'd you become a cop again?" "When I was doing all that time, I always thought, inside me I'm still a cop." "It's what I held on to." "Wow, that sounds like a lot of crap." "A lot of life is a lot of crap." "This is command-- well, if I'm in all those years, I'm just thinking about one thing." "Was I set up for that murder?" " Is that what you'd be thinking?" " Yeah." "That and what I'd do once I found the guys that set me up." " You ever think about any of that?" " Nope." "I'm thinking about finding a nine-fingered crackhead." "I can see you, devils!" "I know you come to get me for what happened to that kid." "lonnie garth?" "Devils know my name." "You need to come out here, so we can arrest you for murder." "I never ever killed that kid!" "arthur did!" "arthur killed that kid!" " good morning!" " good morning." "did you just wake up?" "that arthur, he just wanted the money, but the kid, he wouldn't give it to him." "he just started yelling, so arthur shot him!" "and his dog wouldn't stop yelling at me, and it took my finger!" "arthur just wanted the money!" "arthur have a last name?" "arthur killed that kid!" "but I watched" " I watched arthur kill that kid, and I didn't stop him!" "I watched arthur kill that kid, and I didn't stop him!" "I've been waiting for you!" "reese?" "I'm okay!" "I'm okay." "I'm not shot." "uh, I'm goin' now." "I'm going-- I'm going now." "I never ever killed that kid." "I'm going." "I'm going now." "it was just a bad dream." "Go back to sleep." "Reese?" "Reese!" "Oh, god. get it off me." "Drugs." "Oh, god. help me." "Please, please, please, turn the water on." "Turn the damn water on!" "Crews!" "Yeah." "Hey, you wanna talk about what happened back there?" "The drugs?" "the shower?" "Well." "We don't have to talk about it." "We never have to talk about it." "you know, he said he never killed that kid." "do we believe that?" "he seem like the kinda guy who could run a complicated I.M.Scam?" "No, he didn't." "He said a guy named arthur killed the kid." "Okay, so then how would arthur get a hold of john gibney's screen name?" "There's a directory for the parents in the scout troop." "Let's go see if there are any parents named arthur." "Arthur tins, a dad in the scout troop, served two years for credit card scams, paroled six months ago." "Hey, arthur." " How you doin'?" " Good." "Why would you show me that?" "Does it make you uncomfortable?" "No, it makes me sad." "I have a child of my own." "Wait, I know that boy." "He's in my son's troop." " His name is, um, john something." " John gibney." " yeah." " yeah." "say his name." "No, I don't think I'll do that." "Next time I ask, you will." "john figured out you were full of crap." "you had nothing to free his dad, but he wouldn't tell you where the money was, so you killed him." "By now you've searched my house, my office, and my computer." "and I know that you have found nothing at my house, in my office." "or on my computer." "Aren't you that cop that spent all that time in jail?" "That must have sucked." "Lonnie garth said you killed that kid, arthur." "You kinda lost it when he wouldn't pay up." "lonnie garth the dead crackhead?" "you're going to court with that?" "We're curious about the phone calls between your client and lonnie garth." "What's it like being famous?" "a record of those phone calls proves nothing. we are done here." "maybe he can explain the calls, maybe he can't." "The fact remains that your client has been communicating with a known felon." "A parole violation?" "that's what you bring to me?" "a parole violation?" "What does that carry, like, a year?" "I do that in my sleep." "A year for killing a kid." "I need a drink." "I know something better." "Mango?" "It's okay." "This came all the way from guatemala, and now it's right here in this cup." "It's all connected, reese." "What is?" "it is." " that's zen." " is it?" " that's zen too, isn't it?" " is it?" "Say "is it" one more time, and I'll shoot you." "Don't you two ever give up?" "Hey, detective reese, isn't that mark rawls over there?" "I think you're right, detective crews." "hey, uh, you know mark rawls, don't you, arthur?" "you told his son you could get him out of jail, then you broke his son's heart." "Then you killed him." "I'm gonna need protective lockup." "For a parole violation?" " you're only here for a year." " You can do that in your sleep." "Send me somewhere now, and I'll-- and I'll-- and I'll talk." "Start talkin' now." "I killed the kid." "arthur. say his name." "John gibney." "I killed john gibney." "What was that, arthur?" "I didn't catch it." "John gibney." "I killed john gibney." "Why?" "Because he saw my face." "Lonnie always got the money, but the kid wouldn't give it to him, so lonnie brought the kid to me." "And john wouldn't give you the money either." "Let's go." "Lonnie was supposed to get the money." "He wasn't supposed to see me. he saw my face." "It is all connected." "I thought you'd want to know the department is prepared to go ahead with the complaint against crews." "What complaint is that?" "That you saw him allow a suspect to flush a controlled substance down the toilet." "But I didn't see that." "I said that he apparently flushed those drugs because I did not see that happen." "I mean, I don't know exactly what happened." "I'm not sure I understand you, dani." "You don't have to understand here to be here." "Is this a problem for you because of your own history with drugs?" " I went to rehab for that." " Yeah." "I've been clean for 21 months." "Even with rehab, the department doesn't have to keep you on the job." "You didn't get a settlement, dani." "So the next time crews does something." "I need to make sure I do see it." "Life was his sentence, and life is what he got back." "what do you think he should do with that life?" "that would be up to him." "FOLLOW THE MONEY" "COMPROMISED DNA" "40K IN WIFE'S ACCOUNT" "MISSING" "HE COULD NOT HAVE SEEN" "you wanna drive the tractor." "You know, I, uh." "I sorta do." " Hey, ted." " Yeah." "Exactly where are the oranges?" "Oh, they're out of season in this part of california for another six months." "You in a rush?" "Actually, no." "I'm not." "this is not forward!" "That's not forward!" "this is not forward!" "Oh, god, that's bad." "I'm sorry." "Oh, god." "I'm very sorry, charlie." "I'm so sorry!" "I will"
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"Good evening." "That sound you just heard was made by a guillotine." "I brought it home from a recent trip to France." "We just can't make them the way the French do." "A motion picture company borrowed it to use on the adjoining sound stage." "They are shooting a picture about the tragedy of a rich middle-aged roué who falls hopelessly in love with a woman old enough to be his wife." "Of course they are not using the guillotine in the picture." "They just happen to have a leading man who's very vain and exceedingly short." "Every one of the actresses who reported this morning was about a head too tall." "We have no such problem." "The leading character in our picture is an English spinster." "You shall meet her in a moment." "Many of our finest motion pictures are made from bestsellers." "Here is one made about a bestseller." "Have your tea before you go, Millicent." "Yes, do." "Yes, I'm going to." "Oh, let me do it for you, dear." "On your last day and everything." "You just relax and calm your nerves." "You sound as though she were going to her doom." "Oh, I never meant such a thing." "You weren't under the impression, were you, Dean, that I meant..." "No, no." "I'm quite sure that Mrs. Crump was only making a joke." "I didn't say she meant that Millicent is going to her doom." "I only said that was the way she sounded." "I would never say such a thing as that." "Please, Maude, I should like it very much if you would pour it for me." "I am a little nervous, and I shouldn't like to spill anything on myself." "Millicent, if you're really nervous, perhaps it would be better if I went along with you." "Oh, but my dear Dean Bracegirdle, think of your parishioners." "How they would miss you." "With such extensive claims on your time," "I don't really see how you could possibly manage it." "It's only for a few days, and I'm sure we could manage quite nicely." "It only wants someone to organize the thing." "It's sweet of you dear people to worry about me, but I shall be quite all right." "There is nothing alarming about a simple journey." "And I do speak French, you know." "I think you are very brave, Millicent." "How fortunate you are to have such a lovely sister." "Well, someone has to meet Clara." "Why?" "If she can get to Bordeaux by herself, why can't she come the rest of the way?" "But she's been ill, Mrs. Crump." "That's why she has to come back to England." "Paraguay didn't agree with her at all." "Millicent, I think you are intrepid, completely intrepid." "London to Dover, then across the Channel to Calais." "Have you got that bottle of pills I gave you for seasickness?" "Yes, right here, Maude." "Oh, I do think I should be going." "The boat train leaves London at 8:00, you know." "And then the train to Paris and then an hour in Paris." "Oh, I could never do it." "And then to arrive in Bordeaux at midnight..." "How fortunate it is that you are not the one who is going, Maude." "I do not approve of foreigners." "They are not trustworthy." "I'm sure some of them are all right." "Now, you have your tickets all together." "That shouldn't give you any trouble." "Yes." "And you must ask questions from no one but the police, or some other proper official." "And please, Millicent, don't practice your French on strangers." "Of course I shan't." "You know I never address strangers in a public place." "You know, France is really no country for a woman to travel about in alone." "I really think perhaps I shouldn't let you go." "It's much too late to change, Septimus." "I shall be quite all right." "I shall enjoy it." "Goodbye, Mrs. Crump." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, Maude." "Take care." "Yes, I shall." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Bye, Millicent." "Is the room satisfactory to madame?" "Oh, you speak English." "Oh, yes, it's quite satisfactory." "2:00 in the morning!" "I'm dreadfully sorry to have kept you up so late, but our train was two hours late." "I comprehend perfectly, madame." "Does madame require anything further?" "If it isn't too late, may I have a hot bath?" "I will go and prepare it." "Where is the bath?" "Go out the door, turn right, down the hall to the little stairs, turn right, and the bath is on the left." "Do you understand?" "Perfectly." "There is one thing more." "I've had a long journey." "I am very tired." "Fatigué." "Would you see that I am not disturbed in the morning until I ring?" "Certainement, madame." "I'm glad you told me, because we always bring café complet at 7:30." "Oh, tea for me please, when I ring." "How depressing these foreign hotel rooms are!" "Nothing like home, nothing at all." "That bed is probably much too soft." "Oh, well, really, I suppose these people are just like us." "If they had been born in England and brought up there, and spoke English instead of French, why, we probably wouldn't notice anything different about them." "Oh, dear, I do feel out of place here." "Doesn't seem possible that in just a few hours" "I should have traveled in such a strange world." "Thank heaven this trip is half over." "I believe I'm a little homesick." "How silly of me." "What did I expect?" "Perhaps Clara and I could see a little of bit of Paris on our way back, instead of spending four hours sitting in the station." "I shouldn't let myself be depressed." "It's merely nerves." "After all, this is rather an adventure for someone who has lived 45 years without ever having gone out of England." "Though why anyone would want to go out of England I can't imagine." "How unsettling it must be." "Suppose I had married Stephen and gone to live in Africa." "That would have been frightfully unsettling." "I would have been happy to be engaged forever." "Of course, it was only an understanding, but after three years, he could have told me he was going away." "I suppose he couldn't bear to." "Oh, well, that's all in the past." "There is always work and living for others and doing one's duty." "Oh, I'll have so much to tell Septimus about the amusing American child on the train and nearly losing my spectacles and meeting the two English ladies in the station." "And the French people have really been very nice." "Bother!" "Oh, bother!" "I've pushed the pin farther back." "How very foolish!" "I shall have to ring for the chambermaid and I'm sure the poor girl has gone to sleep." "I mustn't scream." "No." "No." "I must get out, get out!" "I can't get out!" "I'll ring for the..." "I'm in the wrong room!" "I'm locked in." "Alone in a strange hotel with a man!" "A foreigner." "A Frenchman." "If he does wake up, what shall I do?" "How could I possibly explain?" "He wouldn't understand a word I said." "No one would believe me." "They're all foreigners." "Oh, merciful heavens, what shall I do?" "No, I can't." "It's too far down." "I must get out!" "Should I wake him?" "Oh, no!" "Maybe I should call out?" "Oh, no." "The people rushing in and finding me in a strange man's room after midnight?" "Millicent Bracegirdle, the sister of the Dean of Easingstoke." "Easingstoke!" "They'd be certain to hear about it." "Now, I must keep calm." "Perhaps he's quite a harmless commercial traveler." "The maid will wake him up with the coffee at 7:30, and he'll probably get up and go right out." "If I were in that wardrobe chest," "I should be quite safe till morning." "And I could slip into my room and no one would ever know." "I shall certainly have something to tell dear Septimus when I get home." "In Easingstoke they couldn't possibly imagine such a thing happening." "Oh, dear." "Suppose he gets up before the maid comes in." "He'll want his clothes." "Oh, dear, this won't do." "No one would see me under there." "Safe!" "Safe for the moment." "But suppose he wakes up and finds me?" "My presence under the bed would be much harder to explain than my presence by the door." "Oh, dear." "I've lost my head." "Oh, if it had only not happened abroad." "This carpet is very dusty." "I don't think they ever sweep under here." "And this floor is so hard..." "He'll wake up." "He's certain to wake up!" "Well, that's lucky." "I must be sure not to fall asleep myself." "I must lie here and endure it." "Spirits." "He must be drunk." "Oh, thank goodness." "He must be quite overcome." "Oh, dear, I oughtn't to be glad the poor man's intoxicated." "In Easingstoke, everyone has been asleep for hours." "Evening prayer at 9:30 and then cocoa." "And Septimus doesn't dream I haven't said my prayers tonight." "Why shouldn't I say my prayers?" "They will come from the heart, though I am not kneeling." "Dear God, I can't say them aloud." "Please accept my prayers this night, for all who are being tempted to sin." "May they find strength." "For those who are seriously ill, for those in peril of their lives, for those who are in trouble through their own folly." "Please, God, protect me from the perils of this night and don't let me cough." "I'm catching cold." "I hope I don't catch pneumonia." "How awful to be taken ill in a foreign hotel under a strange man's bed." "He's waiting now." "He's listening." "In a moment he'll get up and rush over and turn on the lights." "And he'll say, "Come out of there!"" "only in French, and he'll reach in and grab me." "Or he might put his hand over my mouth." "Chloroform." "He might be waiting for me to come out." "Oh, this is intolerable." "I can't stand a whole night of it." "Anything would be better than this disgrace, imprisonment, even death." "Don't be melodramatic, Millicent Bracegirdle." "I shall crawl out, turn on the light and explain." "Explain as best as I can." "What on earth is French for I've made a mistake?" "What is the French for bed?" "You're dead." "Oh, this is terrible." "Bad enough to be found in a strange man's bedroom, but a dead man?" "They might accuse me of murder." "They'll hang me." "Oh, no, this is France." "The guillotine." "Oh, I mustn't let them catch me." "Who would meet Clara?" "And what about Septimus, how would he stand the disgrace?" "It's my duty to get away." "There's the doorknob pin." "If only I could pull it to me with something." "No, that won't do." "It's pushing it farther back." "No, I mustn't give way." "There must be something, something." "Sealing wax!" "Oh, if it only sticks!" "It's coming." "Oh, I think its coming!" "Oh, dear." "But it did come a little way." "Just a little." "I could feel it." "I wonder what time it is." "6:30." "The maid will be in with his coffee in an hour." "It's hopeless." "Oh, thank heaven!" "It's over!" "I shall never be the same again, never." "But I'm safe, safe..." "Oh!" "My towel!" "My things!" "I can't do it, I can't." "No one will know whose they are." "They'll think..." "I don't care what they think." "Oh, no!" "My towel with my initials on it." "They'll know I didn't use the ones the maid put out for me." "I must..." "I must." "Certainly you must, Millicent Bracegirdle." "This is a mere nothing, compared to what you already accomplished." "After all, burglars do it all the time." "All that evidence just left there for anyone to see!" "I must have been out of my mind!" "Madame rang?" "Yes." "Could I have some tea, please?" "Certainly, madame." "Oh, madame, I have promised not to tell but a terrible thing has happened." "A man, a dead man, has been found in room 115." "A guest." "Please not to say I tell you." "No, no." "Of course not." "When did they discover him?" "Early this morning." "They have all been there, the gendarmes, the doctor, the inspectors." "Oh, it's been terrible, terrible." "Oh, it is." "Indeed it is." "Do you know who he was, madame?" "No." "They say it is Boldou, the man wanted for the murder of Jeanne Carreton in the barn at Vincennes." "They say he strangle her and then cut her up in pieces and hid her in two barrels which he threw into the river." "A murderer!" "Oh, but he was a bad man, madame, a terrible bad man." "And he died in the room next door." "A heart attack." "Did you say café complet, madame?" "No, tea, please." "Strong tea." "Suppose I had been caught in the room with a murderer." "It would have been a sensation in all the papers." "And I should never have been able to go home." "There would have been pictures in the papers." "Of me, the woman who said she was accidentally locked in the room." "Oh, it's very difficult to judge people." "Perhaps that man was wrongly condemned, as I would have been if..." "One learns and learns." "I have learned that one can pray just as effectively under the bed as kneeling beside it." "Foreigners!" "So indecorous!" "Sending a man into a lady's bedroom." "Why couldn't the girl have come back?" "Does madame require anything more?" "No, no." "No?" "That concludes the life and loves of the intrepid Miss Millicent Bracegirdle." "As for Monsieur Boldou, the corpse in the story, he was buried in accordance with his last request." "He was cut in pieces, placed in two barrels and thrown into the river." "There's been a development next door." "The extras have rebelled and overthrown the star." "There he goes now." "I'm afraid he's through being tall in the saddle." "And I'm through being wide on the screen." "So until next time, good night."
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"Sub by Crunch-Studio" "When your father was a boy like you living with me here in Norway I told him about witches, too so that he would always be aware." "The most important thing youshould know about real witches is this." "Listen very carefully." "Real witches dress in ordinary clothes and look very much like ordinary women." "They live in ordinary houses and they work in ordinary jobs." "Every country in the world has witches." "And there is a leader a high witch of each country." "And the ruler of all the witches is the most evil woman in creation." "The Grand High Witch herself." "Witches spend their time plotting to kill children." "Stalking the wretched child like a hunter stalks a bird in the forest." "Did they hunt you?" "You said it was an accident." "A very unpleasant accident." "When I was younger I traveled the world in search for the Grand High Witch but I never found her." "I don't really believe that anyone has ever found her." "If no one's seen the Grand High Witch how are you sure she exists?" "Nobody's ever seen the devil, but we know he exists, don't we?" "For all youknow, a witch might be living next door to you." "When I was little I lived beside a girl called Erica who was taken by a witch." "Erica had very strict parents." "But even that didn't save poor Erica because when a witch chooses a victim there is only one hope of escape:" "Knowing everything about them that I am telling you." "I'm warning you!" "Erica, come in." "What makes her dangerous is the fact that she doesn't look dangerous." "Youcan never be sure if it's a witch you're looking at or a kind lady." "Erica!" "How do you like my new painting?" "It's magnifique, Papa." "Go to Larsen's and buy a liter of milk." "Yes, Papa." "Come straight home." "Real witches hate children." "Real witches are quite bald." "Although, of course, they wear wigs that itch and cause them scalp rash." "Do you know what scalp rash is?" "No." "Itching under the wig." "Must drive them crazy." "They look quite hideous behind their human facemasks." "They can only be distinguished from ordinary women if youare sharp enough to spot the purple tinge to their eyes." "Real witches have no toes." "Their feet have square ends revolting stumps where their toes should be." "So they never wear pointed or pretty shoes." "Just plain, sensible shoes." "Remember these things." "Perhaps if Erica had known them..." "My poor Erica." "For weeks they searched." "But witches don't murder children with knives or guns." "That's for people who get caught." "And witches never get caught." "They searched for miles around." "Everyone in the town searched but she had completely disappeared." "I was there in Erica's house six weeks later." "Good day, Frau Larsen." "Come in, Helga." "Have some cake." "I was her best friend when it happened." "Then, that day while Erica's mother was pouring the coffee her father came walking towards us." "It was as though he had seen a ghost." "His face was all twisted up as he walked towards the painting behind me." "There, as if it always had been there was Erica locked in the painting gazing at us." "Papa..." "I don't believe it." "You saw her in the painting, Grandma?" "Many times." "But the peculiar thing was that little Erica kept changing her position in the picture." "One day she'd be feeding the ducks." "The next day, she'd be inside the farmhouse looking out of a window." "Did you see her moving in the picture?" "Nobody did." "She was always just a figure motionless in the painting." "As the years went by, Erica grew older, too." "And only five or six years ago the old woman that Erica had become bent and frail in the painting began to disappear." "Until one morning, she was gone." "She died?" "Who knows?" "Mysterious things go on in the world of witches." "It's almost 9:00." "Grandma's been telling me about witches, Mom." "And frightening you before you go to sleep." "Good night, darling." "Everything all right?" "Very all right." "Go on." "Enjoy yourselves." "Good-bye, Mom." "Here you go." " Good night, son." " Good night, Dad." "No more stories, okay?" "Oh, no." "Come on, just one more story." "All right, one more." "But very short." "Witches are very cruel." "They have a highly developed sense of smell." "A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night." "Not me." "I just had a shower." "Yes, she could." "The cleaner you are, the more a witch can smell you." "That doesn't make sense." "Yes, it does." "A dirty child, it's the dirt she smells." "A clean child, it is the child." "I'll never have a shower again, and I'll have you for an excuse." "Well, just not too often." "Only once a month is probably safe." "So a witch could smell me right now?" "To me, you smell of raspberries and cream but to a witch, you would smell absolutely disgusting." "What kind of disgusting?" "Like dog's droppings." "I don't believe it." "You don't believe it?" "What's more, to a witch, you'd smell of fresh dog's droppings." "That's not true." "There's no point in arguing." "It's a fact of life." "So, if you see a woman holding her nose as she passes you she could easily be a witch." "And now it is definitely bedtime." "Good night, Grandma." "Mom?" "Dad?" "Frau Evershim, could I come in for a minute?" "I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Come in." "Wait here." "Come here to me." "Come on." "Let's cuddle up here." "Sit on my lap." " Shall we bring them to England?" " Yes." "Let's do that." "I think they're very good." "I really do." "Quite a talent there, which I didn't know anything about." "Thanks." "After the accident I didn't take Luke back to America right away." "We went to England where I had a house." "He started at the school his parents had chosen for him before they..." " Bald?" " That's why they wear wigs." "Before they came to me on their vacation." "They itch and scratch a lot." "I saw a woman yesterday with purple eyes." "Hello, young man." "What a magnificent tree house." "Did you build it yourself?" "My dad and I did." "I've got something for you here." "Something I think you'll like." " Jump down and I'll show you." " No." " What?" " No, thank you very much." "It's worth a lot of money." "This is private property." "There's nothing to be frightened of." "I just wanted to give you this." "I found him on my walk." "He's quite harmless." "See?" "Little boys love snakes." "Here, he's yours." "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "I'll leave him here if you like." "Then you can come down and get him." "They wriggle away quite quickly unless you tell them not to." "Grandma!" "Perhaps you'd like some chocolate." "Grandma!" "She can't hear you." "What's your name?" "Is it Luke?" "Thought so." "Here you are, Luke." "A big bar of chocolate." " Lf you..." " Luke." "Luke, it's dinnertime." "Luke, dinnertime." " Did you see her?" " Yes." "I think she was a witch." "Gloves, purple eyes." "She wanted me to climb down and she hypnotized a snake she wanted to give me." "A real one?" "A real snake, yes!" "I swear." "I believe you." "Close your eyes." "No cheating." "To your chair." "There we are." ""Happy birthday to you" ""Happy birthday to you" ""Happy birthday, dear Luke" ""Happy birthday to you"" "There!" "They're great!" "I'll build them a whole circus teach them tricks and acrobatics and stuff." "It must be so neat being a mouse." "Just play all day and eat, and then play some more." "I'll rig up a whole room with..." "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "Your granny has a mild case of diabetes." "It's nothing to worry about." "Have a good rest, and soon you'll be as right as rain." "You'll be better." "I'm putting you on a sugar-free diet." "No cakes, candies, or sugar at all." "Those cigars won't do you any good." "See?" "There are some more pills to take." "With that and a good holiday by the seaside you'll be good as new." "Come on, leave your granny to rest." "Perhaps you can bring her breakfast in bed in the morning." "By tomorrow afternoon, you can boss her around like before." " Bye-bye, Mrs. Evershim." " Bye-bye." "See you in a couple of days." " Can you find your way?" " Yes." "How come doctors speak to everybody like they're babies?" "I know." "I'm sorry for spoiling your birthday and for giving you a fright." "Is it all right if I play with William and Mary now?" "Yes, of course." "Listen, Mary Mouse, when Grandma gets better we're going with her to a hotel by the ocean." "You've never been to the ocean." "I'll tell you, it's big." "Look at the hotel, Grandma." "It's not half bad." " Welcome, madam." " Thank you." "Think it'll be a nice day, yes?" "Can you manage, Luke?" "Come on, Luke." "There we go." "Welcome to the Excelsior!" "Nicola Cole." "I've looked forward to meeting you." "You look marvelous." "Wish I could say the same for you." "Miss Ernst." "I am the owner of the hotel." "We're very happy to have you here." "Delighted." "Should I sign or something?" "This is my secretary." "Yes." "How are you?" "Ladies." " Ina Clay Beckman." " Indeed." "Julia Whitman." "Julia." "Yes." "Where are you from?" "Darlington." " Lois Leffour, from Southampton." " Lois." "In there, that must be where you sleep." "The carpetbag on the bed, please." "I'll have a wash and brush-up while you explore the place." "Then we shall have tea together and you'll show me around, yes?" "Thank you." "Don't lock me out." "I promise I won't." "You look wonderful, Miss Ernst." "We are looking forward to this afternoon." "What are you doing?" "The raisins are all around the edge of these cakes." "They're really good." "Thanks." "My name's Luke." "Bruno Jenkins." "The cucumber sandwiches are all right, too except when they use margarine instead of butter." "How much pocket money do you get?" "My dad's rich, but he's very tight." "We've got three cars." "Hello, boys." "I hope there's butter in the sandwiches today." "I really do hate margarine." "You've got those excellent cakes again." "There should be 14 of the..." "Mr. Stringer!" " What happened?" " I went to make the bed." "They were there." " What?" " White and disgusting." "Calm down." "Is this your room?" "Yes." "I'm sorry, madam, but I cannot permit mice in my hotel." "How dare you say that when your rotten hotel is full of rats anyway?" "Rats?" "There are no rats in this hotel." "I saw one this morning running along the corridor into the kitchen." "Madam, you only arrived in the hotel this afternoon." "Morning, afternoon." "I saw a rat in your hotel and if matters do not improve I'll have to report you to the public health authorities." "Look, madam, I'm not prepared..." "The cakes in the lounge are nibbled all around the edges." "I can show you." "If you're not careful the health people will order the whole hotel closed before everyone gets typhoid fever." "You can't be serious, madam." "I've never been more serious in my life." "Now, will you or will you not let my grandchild keep his hygienic and perfectly harmless pet mice?" "If they are kept in the cage, and only in this room." "Nowhere else in the hotel!" "Agreed." "Very well." "Grandma I can't train my mice if they're in a cage." "Nibbled cakes, indeed." "There were, only it was a boy called Bruno Jenkins." "I'm teaching William and Mary how to be tightrope walkers." "I brought the circus I'm building with me." "Good." "Show me." "Let's see." "Look." "I'm planning them a major house." "Ramp ways here, a bathtub." "This elevator's pretty neat." "You really did this yourself?" "It's good." "I'm impressed." "You must train your mice but you mustn't get caught or do it in here because if that hysterical maid comes back..." "Now it's teatime." "I just love English hotel teas." "Cream cakes and shortbread and..." "No, Grandma." "No cream cakes." "And no shortbread, either." "It's full of sugar." "I shall end up eating the same diet as your mice." "That's the trouble with this country:" "A queue for everything." "They wouldn't think to have two tea trolleys." "No, that'd be too convenient for the paying guests." "They'll want two lumps of ice in their whiskey next." "They'd queue for their own funerals if they could." "I know that woman from somewhere but I can't for the life of me remember where." "Her face is so familiar." "Which one?" "My memory's going." "But it's as if I met her before." "She's probably on TV or something." "Cucumber sandwiches." "Fish paste." "You got the wrong one." "Oh, no." "Sugar." "Sugar can kill you." "I know, but it was very little." "Something very odd is going on." "Are you listening to me?" "You'll have some fresh air if I have to take you out by your ear." "We didn't come here for you to sit eating and watch telly all day." "All the other boys are out there playing in the water." "Pick up your knife." "You're just like your father." "Good afternoon, madam." "Go on." "Are you sure you're all right?" "Fine, fine." "What are you going to do now?" "I'm gonna take William and Mary and explore this place." "Just don't get into trouble, will you?" "I won't." "Come on." "Excuse me, please." "That's fine." "Carry on with the rest of them." "No." "In the kitchen." "Wait there." "Great." "Now do it again." "Come on." "I'm sure your delegates will be comfortable in here." "If there's anything we can do..." "Come on, Nicola, down the front!" "Drinks will be served on the terrace after you've concluded your meeting." "Skies are clearing, I'm glad to say." "Sit down." "We've prepared a fine meal for you tonight." "The chef's special soup..." "Look at her eyes." "I'll leave you to business." "Fine." "Thank you." "Everybody sitting?" "Up front, sit down!" "Not yet!" "We've got to get out of here." "Come along, ladies." "The sooner you're ready, the sooner we can start." "Thank you for letting me stay." " That's all right, Elsie." " I'll lock up." " Good." " Good." "Then we'll begin." "You may remove your shoes." "You may remove your wigs." "The doors, are they locked and bolted?" "Locked and bolted, Your Grandness." "Good." "Help me." "Witches of England you're a disgrace!" "Miserable witches you are good-for-nothing worms!" "Everywhere I look I see the repulsive sight of hundreds thousands of revolting little children." "I ask you:" "Why?" "One child a week is no good to me." "We will do better." "We will do much better." "Better is no good, either!" "I demand maximum results." "So here are my orders." "My orders are that every child in England shall be rubbed out." "Destroyed!" "Every single child eliminated!" "Do I make myself clear?" "We can't possibly wipe out all of them." "Who spoke?" "Who dares to argue with me?" "It was you?" "I didn't mean to argue." "You dare to argue with me?" "No, honestly." "It just was a..." "A stupid witch who answers back must burn until her bones are black!" "No." "A foolish witch without a brain must sizzle into fiery flame!" "A witch who dares to say I'm wrong will not be with us very long!" "What the devil?" "I hope nobody else is going to make me cross today." "Now, this is my plan." "Each of you will go back to your homes and resign from your jobs." "Give notice." "Retire." "You will then buy, with the money I give you sweet shops." "Candy stores." "The best and most respectable sweet shops in England." "Upstairs I have a trunkload of this English money so you'll be able to offer three maybe four times what these shops are worth." "Go." "On a certain day when all our plans are prepared you'll announce a great gala opening with free sweets, candies, and chocolates for every child." "Poison sweets." "We'll wipe them out like weasels." " Who spoke?" " She did!" "It's brilliant." "Poison?" "And you don't mind getting caught?" "Exposed?" "Vilified?" "I just thought..." "Spineless bumpkin!" "You blithering bogvumper!" "No wonder England is swarming with..." "Everything you sell that day will have been treated with my very latest and very greatest magic formula." "Witches work only with magic!" "Wait." "Come here." "Formula 86." "My greatest triumph." "A work of genius." "Formula 86!" "In this bottle 500 doses with a delay mechanism that prevents it from working until two hours after it has been taken." "What does it do genius one?" "One dose and the time works to the second." "But more than five doses breaks the delay barrier and the formula works instantly." "The child starts to shrink." "The child starts to grow fur." "Starts growing a tail." "All this happens in precisely 25 seconds!" "Shrinking more." "The child is no longer a child." "The child is a mouse!" "Silence." "Shut up." "Silence." "Enough." "This afternoon at precisely 4:15 I put one dose of my formula on a bar of chocolate." "I gave it to a repulsive smelly boy who was in the lobby." ""Was that good?" I asked him." ""Got any more?" said the nauseating child." ""Six more bars like that one," I told him." "In two minutes' time this appalling, foul-smelling creature is coming to collect his reward." "In five minutes' time you'll see my magic formula in action." "We're going to see." "Quickly!" "Wigs!" "Gloves!" "The appalling child will be here and you'll see my miracle." "Come on." "Hurry up!" "That's good." "Hurry up, everybody." "Come on!" "Quickly!" "You're not on holiday!" "I'm being as quick as I can." "Hurry up!" "Ready." "Hello, little boy." "Come on in then." "Come on." "Wait just there." "What's your name then?" "Bruno." "Madam!" "That lady promised me six whole bars of cream-whip hazelnut milk chocolate." "I've come to collect." "Ladies may I introduce Bruno?" "Come up, Bruno." "I have the chocolate here." "I said 6:15." "And that is 15 seconds from now." "You are in for a treat." "We all are!" "What's going on?" "Just a few moments." "Five..." "I can't see any chocolates." "...three, two, one, zero!" "We have ignition!" "Everybody, look!" "It's fantastic!" "It's begun!" "I can't stand it!" "It's so wonderful!" "It's fantastic!" "Where'd he go?" "Keys!" "Enough!" "Silence!" "Before the banquet tonight, come to my room in groups of 10." "Room number 208." "I'll give you each a bottle containing 500 doses." "Also plenty of money." "Do not forget your nose plugs for the dinner." "The dining room will be full of filthy children." "Without your nose plugs, the stink will be unbearable." "Now we'll have drinks on the terrace with that ridiculous manager." "Any questions?" "What if one of the chocolates were accidentally eaten by a grownup?" "That's just too bad for the grownup." "The meeting is over." "Until next year." "Wait!" "I smell dog's droppings." "She's right." "The smell!" "She's right!" "Search out this small lump of dung!" "Find it!" "It must be exterminated immediately!" "There he is!" "He's wiggling through." "He's getting away." "Come here, boy." "Bring him to me!" "There he is!" "I saw him come this way." "Where could he be?" "Bye-bye." "No!" "My baby!" "Stop!" "A baby in a pram." "Lovely!" "Oh, no." "Get the boy!" "He's getting away!" "Grandma, wake up!" "Please, Grandma!" "My grandma!" "An old adversary, I have discovered." "Very old." "If you hurt my grandma..." "Silence!" "We've got him, madam." "Don't bite." "Open up." "Five hundred doses." "Come along." "Get up." "Look." "This stinking little carbuncle has had 500 doses." "We are having instantaneous action." "'Bye." "Kill him." "Kill him!" "Leave that little stinkpot!" "It's not worth bothering about." "Come." "Some whiskey and champagne to celebrate." "Bruno?" "I don't believe it, I can talk." "Bruno?" "Who's that?" "Bruno, it's me." "Luke." "I'm down here." "Where?" "I can't see you." "Down here." "You can talk, too." "This is weird." " This icing is terrific." " Are you okay?" "They didn't give me the six bars of chocolate." "You couldn't eat six bars of candy now that you're a mouse." "Don't be stupid." "I'm not a..." "Just because you're a..." "That doesn't mean that I'm a..." "Good Lord." "I'm not too keen on being a mouse." "We gotta find a way out of here." "How long before we change back, do you think?" "I don't think we will." "Of course we will." "We've gotta get upstairs and wake my grandma." "I'm real worried about her." "Maybe it was the witch, or her diabetes." "I only know she didn't wake up when I..." "She's got some peanuts, too." "Dry-roasted?" "All right." "Come on." "William and Mary!" "Hi." "It's me, Luke." "Are you two all right?" "Crikey." "Did they eat the chocolate as well?" "They were my pet mice." "But I guess they can't talk like we can." "Catch you two later." "Come on, Bruno." "This way." "They're gone." "It's all clear." "Come on." "Wait for me." "Running on a full stomach isn't good for you." "Better than being caught." " Keep up, Bruno." " Sports give me indigestion." "Get back." "Okay, when I say "go", go!" "Go!" " Run!" " Wait." "Follow me." "How will we get upstairs?" "I'm sorry." "I don't know what I'm paying for." "I really don't." "An overheated room." "Dad?" "Hey, there's my dad!" "He doesn't know what's happened." "He'll kill you." "My own father?" "The photographer of that brochure should be arrested for fraud." "I'm going to tell him." "He'll put a stop to it." "No, not now." "Trust me, he'll stamp on you the moment he sees you." "Quick!" "It's so nice not having the kids around." "I smell food." "Is there anything in this bag?" "They'll be fine." "I think John was getting a cold." "It's always the same." "You must relax once in a while." "All right." "This is it." "Let's go." " No more sports!" " Hurry!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "I forgot my tail." "Keep to the side!" "Being like this might not be so bad." "There won't be any more school." "That would be all right." "Look at that." "Don't eat the cheese." "Remember, we've got two enemies now:" "Humans and cats." "We've got three cats at home." "They'll have to go." "My mother loves them, but she's terrified of mice." "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "Take your afternoon off tomorrow." "Let's go." "What?" "Hey, wait!" "There are four more floors to be done." "Yes, sir." "You do over there." "I'll get this one." "Back." "It bit me!" " What bit you?" " A mouse in the towel." "A mouse?" "Is she sober?" "Of course she's sober." "I've been with her all after..." "I mean, I I saw her..." "Yes, she's sober." "Don't be stupid." "Go to the second floor." "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "Here by the phone." "It's me Luke." "Are you all right?" "Luke?" "It's me, Grandma." "Luke!" "It was the Grand High Witch." "She is in this hotel." "My God!" "Don't cry." "It's okay." "Things could have been worse." "I got away from them." "I'm still alive." "My darling Luke." "What have they done to you?" "They turned me into a mouse." "I'm sorry." "I can't stop shaking." "The Grand High Witch, here?" "There's hundreds of them right here in this hotel." "I knew it." "I could see it in her eyes." "Lord." "You squashed me." "Grandma." "This is Bruno Jenkins." "I'm sorry." "He said you've got dry-roast peanuts." "Yes." "Good." "Thanks." "We've got to stop them." "They leave tomorrow with a bundle of money and gallons of a formula that will change every kid in England into a mouse." "We must stop them." " Miss Ernst." " Lois." "Nice to see a bit of international clientele." " How do you do?" " Just flew in, did you?" "What?" "Jet lag's the curse of the business classes." "Hope you don't mind me joining you." "You're most welcome, sir." "Herbert Jenkins." "I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist." "You collect stamps?" "Charities." "This R.S.P.C.C." "What is this R.S. P..." "Cruelty to children." "Of course, you give money for the little children and we, of course we also give money for the little..." "I see you're holding your annual meeting." "Funnily enough I addressed the last annual meeting of our Rotary Club." "Do you know much about this country's Rotary Club?" "If I could get the formula into their food..." "You just have to get me down to the Grand High Witch's room." "I'm ready." "I don't know." "I've got to find the formula." "No." "This is too dangerous." "Grandma." "It's not far down." "You're asking me to lower you into the jaws of death." "You two can't take on the Grand High Witch." "We can." "We've got to." "No one else will believe us." "Quick, before she comes back." "Luke, be careful." "Please be careful." "I'll be careful." "Don't worry." "Not so fast." "Be careful." "I will." "Oh, no!" "Grandma!" "Luke, what happened?" "Are you all right?" "Why don't you answer?" "Down, cat." "No, cat." "Grandma, help!" "Down, cat!" "No." "Go, cat." "Grandma!" "Get away." "Help!" "Get him away, Grandma!" "Help, Grandma!" "Grandma, help!" "Puss!" "Grandma, come on!" "Do something!" "Get it, cat." "Cat, puss." "Come on." "Take it." "Keep him there, Grandma." "Come on, you little kitten." "Come on, pussy." "Keep him busy." "Here." "Take it." "Come on." "Take it, you silly cat." "Don't let him in." "Puss." "Here." "Hang on, tail." "Come on, formula." "Where are you?" "It has been unforgettable, Mr. Jenkins." "My pleasure, madam." "What a stimulating conversation it has been." "It's not every day that one meets a lady of such quality and compassion." "It's got to be somewhere up here." "It's just got to be." "Oh, man." "We've got it, Grandma." "Did you realize that was Bruno's father?" "Dreadful man." "It was an act of mercy." "The child shall never grow up to be like his father." " Thanks." " Liebchen?" "Liebchen?" "What is this?" "I'm so sorry." " I dropped my knitting." " You!" "I'm knitting for my grandson." "Have you seen him?" "No, no." "Come, Liebchen." "I'm dreadfully sorry." "I do apologize." "That's quite all right." "If I see your grandson, I will..." "I will turn him into a mouse." "And you, meddling old woman, I'll deal with later." " Room 208." " I hope we're not the first." "Miss Ernst." "Who is it?" "You told them to come up after the drinks." "All right, let them in." "Come in." "You were wonderful this afternoon." "You bad cat, Liebchen." "So, when do you think they'd implement it?" "First of the year, I suppose." "This is a very pleasant hotel." "The question is:" "Would you like to work with them?" "I've got the formula!" "Thank God." "Darling, I was so worried." "There's 500 doses in this one little bottle." "It's enough to change all the witches in this hotel." "Where's Bruno?" "There's some jolly good grapes here." "What's happening?" "Nothing until dinnertime." "We've got to get you back to your parents." "What time is it?" "7:00." "They'll be in the bar." "A sherry and a large malt whiskey and soda at 7:00 sharp." "It gives you an appetite." "Does it?" "Come on." "Into my handbag, both of you." "This is going to be difficult." "I'm full." "We've got to get to the kitchen quickly." "That tickles." "Is that them?" "Yes." "Listen, Grandma." "Maybe we ought to..." "No, wait!" "Listen." "Don't drown it." " Sorry." " Look what you've done!" "She was drowning it." "Are you Mr. And Mrs. Jenkins?" "Hole in one." "What can we do for you?" "I'd like to have a word with you about your son." "Sit down." "What's the little tyke been up to now?" "Raiding the kitchen, I suppose." "If we could go somewhere more private." "Private?" "Well, it is rather a personal matter." "Look, Mrs. Whatever your name is if Bruno has broken a window or smashed your spectacles I'll pay for it, but we're not budging." "We always sit at this table." "Where is Bruno anyway?" "Tell him to come and see me." "He is here already." "What?" "In my handbag." "Your son has suffered a mishap." "He has been drastically altered." "Altered?" "What do you mean, "altered"?" "I'm trying to tell you as gently as possible." "My grandson saw them doing it to him." "Saw who doing what?" "Saw the witches turn him into a mouse." "Are you crackers?" "Tell the manager to throw this nutcase out of the hotel." "You need a funny farm, you do." "Tell them, Bruno." "It's a mouse!" "I can't stand them!" "Get it away from here!" "It is Bruno." "Tell them, Bruno." "Get out of here!" "How dare you!" " Tell them, Bruno." " Get out of here." "It's me, Mum." "Out, before I call the police, you barmy old loony." "I don't think they recognize me." "Push off!" "Never come back, you stupid old witch!" "I did my best, Bruno." "Don't worry, dear." "She's gone." "Evening, madam, I'm just popping in to turn down your bed." "How is the room service here?" " Diabolical." " Good." "How do you know that woman upstairs?" "Come along." "Walk downstairs." "The lift is out of order." "I suppose it must be." " It's a five-course meal." " Good, I'm rather hungry." "I'd like to go home, that's what I'd like." " What are you doing here?" " The banquet." "No!" "Go to your room and prepare for tomorrow's flight." "Yes, have a good flight." "But it's our banquet!" "You are not here to enjoy yourself." "You are here as my staff." "Go to your room!" "Now!" "Ladies." "I quit!" "I can't go through with it." "We could go home, yes?" "Grandma, if we don't try every mother and father in England will lose their kids." " I know." " We must do it." "8:03." "Now, 8:15 exactly." " I'll remember." " I'm so terrified." "Grandma, now!" "No, madam." "Please, no." "I'm sorry." "This isn't the dining room." "I am sorry, truly." "The guests are not permitted, madam." "I am sorry, but..." "One moment." "How is the cress soup for the children's charity group?" "A soup!" "Very good, but no more salt." "No more?" "What are you doing?" "Are you a murderer or a chef?" "They're everywhere." "Table 5 says the veal's too tough." "I will take care of this personally." "Chef!" "The R.S.P.C.C. Party all want soup." "That's 87 for watercress." "Debby, bring the soup tureens." "He'll adore it now." "A magic touch, n'est-ce pas?" "I'll check the soup before it's served." "She's eating the soup." "I'll see you later." "We're short-staffed tonight." "I may be a little late." "I can wait." "What is it?" "Now." "A mouse!" "There's a mouse running around in my bloody underpants!" "For goodness sake." "Out of the way." "Get it out!" "Somebody help me!" "Take your trousers off, you idiot!" "Take your pants off." "Give me that." "Somebody get it out before it bites me!" "I got to get out of here." "Somebody get it out!" "I saw it." "Do you see it?" "Nothing." "There's nothing much in there." "A lot of fuss about nothing." "Mice." "It's gone." "Yes?" "What kind of soup is that?" "That is the cress soup." "If they're all having cress soup, I'll have the cress soup." "That soup is specially made for their party." "The soup on the menu tonight is cock-a-leekie and very nice it is, too." "But I don't want cock-a-leekie." "I don't like cock-a-leekie." "I like cress." "So take that back to the kitchen and tell the chef there's one more order for cress soup." "There's a laddie." "What's that then?" "Don't touch it!" "It's in the soup!" "Don't touch the soup!" "Child!" "Good." "Hurry up." "Nearly 8:15." "No." "I can't believe it." "Dear me!" "No, madam, please." "Just a moment." "8:15." "I made it!" "One more cress soup, table 9." "Hi, Bruno." "Lovely, isn't it?" "Red." "Yes." "Red." "I didn't want to be one of them anyway." "I'll bring you your main course." " Well?" " I put it in the soup." " The whole bottle?" " Every drop." "You angel." "You're bleeding." "A cook tried to cut off my tail with a carving knife." "Look!" "The Grand High Witch is eating the soup!" "They all are." "Another roll, sir?" "No, thanks." "I'd like some..." "I'd like some black pepper, please." " My God!" " What?" "Bruno's father is about to eat the soup, too." " Stop him!" " Quick!" "I agree, dear, it's been a nightmare." "At least we got some cress soup." "Don't touch it!" "I told you she was a loony." "She's an absolute nutter!" "Look at my bloody soup!" "And all that stuff about Bruno!" "Bruno has been turned into..." "He has not been turned into a..." "Yes, I have." "Hello, Dad." "Don't worry, Dad." "It isn't all bad just so long as the cat doesn't get me." "Bruno." "No more school, no more homework." "I'll live in the kitchen cupboard." "This is a trick." "It's that whiskey." "Hello, Mum." "Would you like to know who did this to Bruno?" "It's working." "Let go of me!" "My Formula 86!" "Give me that spoon!" "That woman over there." "She is the Grand High Witch." "Grandma, she needs more time to become a..." "She did it to Bruno and thousands of other children before him." "Good evening." "You're doomed, old woman!" "You're doomed forever!" "It must work." "You." "This is it, Bruno." "Come on!" "Get the mice!" "One is a witch." "The most evil and appalling woman in the world." "A loathsome hideous disgrace!" "Yeah, Grandma!" "I'm not finished with you yet, old woman!" "Next time!" "No next time." "This time it's your turn." "Herbert, do something!" "It's in your garment." " Good night." " Good night." "Get that brown one!" "No, the other one!" "Look, it's her." "Get away from me!" "Don't let her get away." "Get away!" "Get me out of here!" "Get out of my hotel!" "Mr. Stringer." "There's an especially impetuous one over there, under the water jug." "Thank you." "It's a pleasure." "Get away from me!" "I tell you, get away from me!" "Get away from me!" "My mum's not very crazy about mice." "So I see." "Here is Bruno." " Thank you." " He needs to go on a diet." "Hi, Dad." "Hi, Mum." "Stop it, dear." "Stop it." "This is our Bruno." "Don't cry, Mum." "You'll get used to me." "Just a minute, Grandma." "'Bye, Bruno." "'Bye." "Excuse me." "You always wanted me to lose weight." "Well, look at me now." "There." "But I still don't understand." "I won't be long." "Come on, this way." "Right to the main dining room." "Hurry up." " Your taxi, madam." " Good-bye." "Put it down, Bill." " That's it." " You all right?" " Can you manage?" " I'm fine." "Look out." "There's a step." " Mrs. Evershim?" " Yes." " There's a trunk for you." " A trunk?" " Will you sign for it?" " Yes, all right." "Come in." "Great!" "It's arrived." "Don't open it yet." "Wait for me." "Put it down there." "That'll do fine." "All right, ma'am." "That's it." "Here I come." "Thank you." "I still have no idea who it could be from." "This is really gonna surprise you." "Open it." " But what is it?" " Open it." "Money!" "I saw it in the Grand High Witch's room." "I figured we could use it when we go to America." "America?" "We've got to go home because..." "Look!" "It was the Grand High Witch's." "It has the name and address of every witch in America." "You are a genius." ""It doesn't matter who you are and what you are" ""As long as somebody loves you"" "Luke." "What a day." "Perhaps we could find a good witch to turn you back into my grandson." "I'll never be able to drive a real car, will I?" "I don't know." "How long do mice live?" "I hope we have time to take on those American witches." "Shall we go to New York?" "I've never been to New York." "Can we travel by ship?" "First class." "The best cabin." "The best of everything." "Good night, Grandma." "Good night, Luke." "I really am happy to be a mouse, you know." "I know, my darling." "Grandma!" "Grandma, what's happening?" "Off you go, back home to Luke." "Look, they're back!" "Don't forget Bruno!"
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"Previously, on "The 100"..." "Something's coming, something unlike anything we've seen before." "Aah!" "The wave of radiation will kill everything in its path." "We didn't treat her." "Her body's rejecting the radiation on its own." "There's only one variable that separates Luna from the others." "Nightblood." "I should be going to the island to make nightblood." "If Jaha's right and Becca created nightblood there, they'll find her records, and all they have to do is reverse-engineer it from Luna, and everyone lives." "If they can get it done before the radiation gets here." "I guess we'd better finish the ship." "They told us that you have a nightblood." "Nightblood helps metabolize radiation." "We're investigating ways to create it for everyone so we can all survive." "Roan wants you alive." "Come quietly." "That'll happen." "Uh!" "Skaikru made me murder my entire family." "Yaah!" "We're bringing you home." "Your ship is shelter from praimfaya, so I intend to take it." "Computer, show me the radiation detection software available for the drone fleet in VHDL." "God, Becca was good." "Nightblood was designed to help the human body not reject the Ai and protect it against radiation emitted from the device." "That's why it saved Luna." "That's why it'll save us all if we can figure out how she made these cells combine." "Looks like Becca was experimenting with perfluorochemicals, oxygenators, the building block of artificial blood." "I know what they are, Jackson, but I'm not seeing that here." "Abby, what if we came all this way for nothing?" "What if we can't figure it out?" "We can do this, Jackson." "We know that Becca figured it out." "Luna's proof of that." "If it's not in the database, we reverse-engineer it from Luna's blood." "Ow..." "I need a new sample." "Where's Luna?" "She's sleeping, and we should let her." "We've taken too much already." "Her body needs time..." "We don't have time!" "Wait." "You're right." "I'm sorry." "Help me rerun the molecular valence test on sample 7." "Copy that." "Abby, listen to this." "According to the record, Becca first developed what we know as nightblood for the Eligius mining company." "Mining?" "Long duration space missions." "Criminals were put into hypersleep and given nightblood to protect against solar radiation." "Hmm." "Nice of her to share that with our ancestors on the ark." "I don't understand." "The nightblood protein chains are broken." "How did she get them to bind to the blood cells?" "I thought you hated molecular biology." "Raven." "She's seizing." " Ok." " Grab her neck." "Ok." "Ok." "On her side, on her side." "I got it." "I got it." "I have a reaper stick in my bag." "Get it." "Hurry." "Ok." "Baby." "Ok, honey." " Hold her." " I got her." "Ok." " Ohh..." " You're ok." "Oh..." "Uh!" "Uh..." "All right." "This is the last batch of moonshine." "Feels a little light." "Your hunters are slipping." "I can only dry what they bring me." "Hey, any word from Jaha?" "Did they find Bellamy's unit?" "Yeah." "They're back, and we forgot to tell you." "Hi." "How light were we?" "Always so serious." "Better." "Don't worry." "The earth will be more generous next time." "See you then." "Hey, wait." "Uh..." "Did you charge the radio that I gave you when you were here?" "Yes, like you told me to." "Good." "Clarke!" "Octavia?" "She just stopped breathing." "Ok." "Get her on the table now." "There's a stab wound in her belly." "She's soaked in blood." "Ok." "First things first." "1, 2, 3, 4..." "Who are you?" "How did this happen to her?" "Ilian kom Trishanakru." "1, 2..." "I was on my way home from Polis when I found her." "Come on." "Ok." "Get her to medical now." "Getting her here saved her life." "Thank you." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, shh, it's ok." "It's ok." "You're ok." "Octavia, you've lost a lot of blood, but you're home now." "I'm gonna help you." "Azgeda's coming." "What's she talking about?" "I..." "Azgeda is coming." "Army..." "Marching." "Octavia, hey, hey, hey, stay with me." "War is here." "Take her." "Go." "Ok. 3, 2, 1." "Got her?" "Start an I.V., blood and fluids, and... and get a suture kit ready." "Hey, I have to do this, but get Kane on the radio." "Find out exactly what's going on." "On it." "Harper, hey, look at me." "Convene the guard." "Miller's dad is ranking officer." "If Azgeda's coming, we need to plan our defense, ok?" "I'll be there as soon as I can." " Ok." " Niylah, I could use the help." "Ok." "We station gunners along the wall." "That way, we can thin their numbers before they get a chance to close the distance." "And when they get close?" "Hydrazine." "We buried what was left in the engines when we landed." "It's being dug up right now." "We're gonna pour it into the trenches." " Hey, how is she?" " Strong." "Listen." "All we have to do is spread it in front of the outer wall." "Then when the army gets close..." " We light them up." " That's right." "You want to light a fire outside the ship we just spent the last month getting ready?" "That's not happening." "Any word from Kane?" "No, but Jaha found the cargo truck 12 hours out, no sign of Bellamy or Stephens." "I have to speak to roan." "Something happened, some sort of misunderstanding." "Clarke, if he wanted to talk, he wouldn't be coming with his army." "Right, but there's only one way to get here from Polis." " I'll ride out and meet him." " Are you..." "No, absolutely not." "Actually, that might work." "Monty, what are you talking about?" "The ice nation thinks they have the element of surprise, but, thanks to Octavia, we do." "Pike showed us how valuable that can be." "You're citing pike?" "As awful as that sounds, yes." "We need to talk." "Little late for that." "Ok." "We got their attention." "David, on radio:" "Remember, no one fires unless fired upon." "The radiation's our enemy, not the ice nation." "Your move, Wanheda." "10 minutes." "That's all I ask." "Wait." "Where's she going?" "What if it's a trap?" "It is a trap." "We're already in it." "David, on radio:" "Ok, shooters." "They're moving towards the cave." "Let the king go." "Wait a second." "Who's still targeting?" "Monty, on radio:" "Damn it, what are you doing, Riley?" "Your target is the army." "Clarke is negotiating with their king." "Stop targeting." "Over." "Riley, respond." "Negotiating with these people is a waste of time." "We have the high ground." "We have the guns." "We should just take them out." "Negative." "We stick to the plan." "You really think ice nation gives a damn about your plan?" "I have a clear shot on the king." "This is a tinder box." "One shot, and we'll be at war." "If you do this, it will be a massacre." "You need to stand down right now." "Riley." "He shouldn't be here, not after what they did to him." "Ok." "The king is clear." "Archers, the first gunshot you hear, loose your arrows." "Infantry, on my command, scatter and climb." "Kill till there's no one left." "This is insane." "They knew you were coming." "We have thousands of rounds." "You'll be the ones with no one left." "Then let's hope no one shoots." "What is it?" "They thought they had the element of surprise, but we did." "Someone warned them." "You think it was Octavia?" "She's alive." "I have to warn them." "You did." "Skaikru soldiers went to meet roan's army." "How did I get here?" "A man brought you- Trishanakru." "You're lucky." "If he hadn't have found you..." "Ilian." "Mm..." "Mm..." "Raven." "Abby." "Abby, oh, something happened." "Raven, you had a seizure." "We need to do a brain scan." "Jackson, she's awake." "Seizure?" "Mm-hmm." "No." "No." "That..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "It was like my brain was operating with such..." "With such intensity." "It was so real, like I was space-walking again, zero "G" with no suit." "I'm not crazy." "No." "No one thinks you are." "Weightlessness." "Abby, what happened when you tried to get the nightblood protein to bond with Luna's DNA?" "The structure of the RNA fell apart." " Why?" " Abby, she just had a seizure." "Because I think I know why Becca couldn't make it work in this lab." "Computer, show me prototype nightblood" "RNA binding in a zero-g environment." "It would work." "Simulation complete." "You hallucination told you this?" "Yes." "When I imagined I was weightless, my neurons must have been firing faster than my conscious mind could process." "Communicating through your subconscious." "Exactly." "How do we simulate zero gravity in a laboratory environment?" "We can't." "It's impossible." "It's impossible on earth." "Alie said that Becca went to space looking for a more secure environment to get away from her, but I don't think that was the reason at all." "I think she went to space to make nightblood." "Raven, how does that help us?" "It's not as though we can go back into space." "Wanna bet?" "Computer, open interior blast and launch doors." "Who wants to go for a ride?" "The wait is killing me." "Relax." "They should be at the cave by now." "Besides, it's not like we have another option." "We have to give Clarke time." "David, on radio:" "All units, radio check." "Unit one." "Unit one... check." "Unit two." "Unit two." "Riley, where are you?" "Damn it." "Costa, you got eyes on Riley?" "Costa, on radio:" "Went to take a leak." "How long ago?" "I don't know." "Not long." "Monty, on radio:" "Did he leave his rifle?" "Negative." "Took it with him." "Left his radio, though." "Maybe he went home." "Or he's headed to that cave to execute the king of the people that made him a slave." "Any other choices I'm missing?" "Wait." "You'll never make it past that army." "What are you doing?" "Stopping a war." "David, on radio:" "Monty, what are you doing?" "Maintain your position." "Repeat... maintain your position." "I suppose you think you've got us right where you want us." "Roan, we're allies." "What are we doing?" "We had a deal." "You broke it." "I broke it?" "You nearly killed Octavia." "You're holding Bellamy and our chancellor hostage." "You marched an army here to do what, exactly?" "Why would you kill us when you know we're all gonna die soon, anyway?" "We're not here to kill you, Clarke." "We're here to take your ship, a ship you restored to save your people, not mine." "That ship is a backup plan." "It'll hold 100 people tops." "Then you won't mind if we take it." "Hey..." "Before you took him hostage, did Kane tell you about the nightblood solution?" "He tried." "Sounds to me like you're making the next commander, also a violation of our deal." "The flame is gone, and you know it." "If Octavia is to be believed." "Roan, this isn't a conspiracy." "I am doing everything I can to save all of us." "No, you're not." "You grieve for Lexa, yet you've learned nothing from her." "She was Trikru, but she rose above loyalty to clan." "You tell yourself you have, too..." "The great Wanheda, the commander of death who says she wants to save everyone yet builds a ship for herself, for her people." "The nightblood solution will save everyone." "I don't believe in miracles." "It doesn't have to be like this." "Yes, it does." "The way I see it, you have two choices..." "Tell your shooters to stand down, give us your ship, and use whatever time we have left to find your nightblood solution, or tell them to open fire." "We have more bullets than you have men." "You'll lose." "Maybe." "We'll both take losses," "Kane and Bellamy among them." "You think you can shake my resolve?" "I was willing to sacrifice my own mother to stop Alie." "And I was willing to sacrifice mine to help you." "Ain't we a pair?" "Fight it is." "Wait." "What if we share it?" "Look out." "Skaikru!" "Hey, stop." "I'm unarmed." "I need to talk to whoever's in charge." "Huh!" "Uh!" "Uh..." "Is Octavia alive?" "Speak." "One of our people has moved out of formation." "I've reason to believe he's trying to kill your king." "Why are you telling me this?" "Why do you think he's telling you this?" "He's trying to stop a massacre." " Who is it?" " Riley." "Riley?" "He shouldn't even be here." "That seems to be the consensus." "Wait!" "If our snipers see archers on the move, they'll open fire." " Tell her." " Those are our orders." "I will not allow my king to be assassinated." "He doesn't have to be." "I know Riley." "Let me come with you." "I can stop him." "Do you think me a fool, Bellamy?" "You'd be a dead fool if you step out of this kill box without me." "Use Monty's radio and let Kane tell them we're working together to find Riley, and they'll let us pass." "This is chancellor Kane." "David, on radio:" "Sir, are you all right?" "Listen to me." "Bellamy's working with one of theirs to find Riley." "You let them through, understood?" "Copy that." "And put it on this one." "If I'm not back before the sun goes past the trees, kill the hostages." "So much for building trust." "I've never seen anything like it." "She's using a huge percentage of her brain." "There's a flight simulator built into the rocket's software." "Get this hair net off me so I can strap in and give her a whirl." "Not yet, raven." "Keep doing what you're doing." "This is important." "Computer, temporal view." " Abby..." " I see it." "Ischemic of hemorrhagic?" "We don't know if it's a stroke yet." "Then what is it?" "There's no fuel in the tank, but we have plenty of hydrazine back in Arkadia." " We can have it here in a day." " Ok, raven." " I need you to slow down." " Ha!" "Slow down?" "You're kidding me, right?" "Abby, we have a rocket." "We have to go to space and make nightblood." "It's a... it's a two-seater, by the way." "I drive." "You cook." "Sound like a plan?" " What?" " Listen to me." "Heightened mental ability, hallucinations, euphoria, headaches..." "It's all connected." "Alie warned you that the EMP would cause brain damage." "Jasper was right." "That's why no one else got an upgrade." "What are you talking about?" "For everyone else, Clarke pulled the master kill switch." "It... it's like shutting down a program the right way." "When the EMP fried my chip, it was more like cutting the power from the Os while the ram was still full." "Go on." "Part of Alie's code is still in my head." "That's why I know things I was never taught." "Becca's mind was in that code." "That's why you knew where the rocket was." "Yes..." "And now I need to learn how to fly this thing." "Wait." "Raven, your brain scan showed evidence of a stroke." "I'm afraid that if you keep pushing like this, it's just gonna make things worse." "I've been through worse, doc." "Not worse than this." "Raven, it could kill you." "Could or..." "Will?" "So, what, I survive long enough for everyone else to die?" "I can't do that, Abby." "Even if it costs me my life..." "You have to let me go." "Abby, wait." "Why haven't you had any symptoms?" "They used the EMP on you, too." "Because we both know that brain trauma can induce entirely different symptoms in different people." "Still, Abby, we have to scan your brain, too." "I'll let you know if I have any headaches, ok?" "That Ridge gives the best sight line to the cave." "That's where we'll find him." "Are you really willing to kill your own man to save my king?" "Don't you get sick of it?" "Sides..." "My man, your king." "Praimfaya doesn't give a damn about what clan you're from." "I'm glad you'll get a chance to say good-bye to your sister before it comes..." "Unless we all die here today." "If you had killed her, these chains would be around your neck." "It's like queen Nia used to say..." "War makes murderers of us all." "50 spots apiece." "I can live with that." "Can your people?" "They wanted war." "I'm a king, Clarke." "I don't have to ask my people what they want." "The real question is, how are you gonna sell this to your people?" "They won't be happy about losing half their seats in the lifeboat." "We don't need to be happy." "We need to survive." "If Skaikru won't follow you when the time comes to close the door," "Azgeda will see that it gets done." "Well, let's hope it never comes to that." "We should be close." "Follow my lead." "If he fires that gun, we'll be at war." "Whatever you say." "There." "Riley!" "Riley, stop." "Riley, you don't want to do this." "Get out of here, Bellamy." "Echo, echo, wait." "If you fire, he will." "Riley, Riley, listen to me." "Pulling that trigger won't end anything." "Kane and Monty will be executed, and our side will open fire." "It'll be a bloodbath." "You're a prisoner." "You're just saying what they want you to say." "I know all about that." "I'm done with this." "Move, or I'll kill you, too." "Riley, stand down, ok?" "I am begging you." "I know how you feel about them, and I know what they did to you, but your life..." "Your life was saved for a reason, and this isn't it." "Please." "Don't, ok?" "Don't." "He's listening to me, aren't you, Riley?" "Now trust me when I tell you, if this turns into a massacre, it will never get out of your head." "War made me a murderer." "Don't let it happen to you." "Uh..." "Uh!" "We've searched half the ship." "What makes you so sure he's still here?" "You didn't see him in Polis." "He was on a mission to destroy tech." "Uh!" "It was no coincidence he found me on my way here." "He used me to get in." "This whole ship is tech." "Where would you go to do the most damage?" "The server room." "This way." "I got you." "Ai haihefa." "Bellamy, are you ok?" "No one died today." "So what did we miss?" "Nothing, sire." "Ilian, no." "So I take it we're not at war?" "Not today." "Whatever you do here, it won't bring your family back." "No one needs to die." "You should leave." "Please." "The engine room is right below us." "If it blows, you'll destroy the whole ship." "That's the idea." "And the ship?" "I was a prisoner on this ship." "I hate this place, but now we need it." "If we can't crack nightblood, we'll share Arkadia, find a way for us to survive together." "Ilian, please don't do this." "We you in the city of light?" "No." "Then you'll never understand." "N... no, Ilian." "It came from Arkadia." "Niylah." "Niylah?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Rrgh!" "Uh!" "Making sure you don't die." "Come on." "I don't know where he is!" "Freddie!" "I don't know." "Where is he?" "I have to find my sister." "She was in medbay." "How did this happen?" " There." "There." " O. O." "O. O!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Go." "I got you." "I got you." "Let's get you out of here." "I got you." "I got you." "Ok." "O." "All right." "Hey, hey, hey, are you ok?" "I'm ok." " Help Octavia." " Ok." "Monty, take Niylah." "I got you." "Hey, hey, hey, it's ok." "It was Ilian." "I tried to stop him." "Clarke..." "Cover your face." "Clarke?" "Clarke." "How'd you get here?" "Why didn't you tell me you were coming?" "Honey..." "You're running out of time, mom."
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"Okay, remember what we talked about?" "Use the product rule to find the derivative." "I can't do this." "Hey, Corinne, not now." "Yeah, you can, Simon." "I've seen your scratch work." "Just take your time." "Focus on the equation." "Okay, I can't learn this by tomorrow." "I'm totally fried, Laina." "Can't you just give 'em to me?" " Simon." " Please." "Thanks." "You can't tell anyone about this." "As soon as the test is over, destroy it." "You're lucky, that was my last one. my last one" "Don't you need it?" "No." "Hello?" "Laina, this is Dr. Perkash, your mother is asking to be discharged from the hospital." " What?" " She's not so much asking as signing herself out of care against our advice." "I'll be right there." "Just please try to stall her." "Okay, guys, time to go." "Hi, there they are." "This is perfect." "Can you take that to the car for mommy?" "Mom, what are you doing?" "I am checking out." "You know what, sweetheart, I left your markers in my room." "Wanna go to mommy's room and go get your markers?" "Is mommy coming home?" "Yes, I am." "Mom, you need to be here, they can't treat you at home." "I know." "Laina, can I have a word?" "Here, I know it's not all of it, but I can get more." "Oh, um, no, we're past that." "Her white blood cell count is not doing her any favors." "And this kind of aggressive depletion doesn't gia'e us a lot of options." "But she can't come home, right?" "She's not gonna get any better there." "I think the best thing any one can do now is to just keep her comfortable." "I'm sorry." "Can you help me carry my suitcase?" "Uh huh." "Hey, I'm gonna make a run to the kitchen, want anything?" "No, I'm good Blake, thanks for asking." "You go ahead." " All right, thanks man." " All right." "Oh my." "I honestly think I've done that to you like 19 times." "Yeah, well, that's the last time..." "I didn't mean it like that." "I just, I don't want to talk about it." "Ellie, no matter what happens, I'll..." "I didn't come here to talk about the test." "Come on..." "I wanna show you something." "Okay." "Shhhh!" " It's a secret." " Come on, Ellie." "Oh my god." "Ellie we shouldn't be doing this." "Calm down." "Live a little." "Ellie, did you bring your bathing suit?" "No." "Go on." "What's wrong?" "I'm scared, Blake." "Hey, we're in this together." "I'll take care of you." "Hey, Blake." "You know, I think I do want something from the kitchen." "I found him at the Bilski's pool." "Bilskis?" "You want a Pop-Tart?" "No thanks." "Some people like to toast these." "But I never have the patience, you know." "Love 'em." "Did you have fun tonight?" "You got anything going on tomorrow?" "Oh wait, my god, you have a test." "It's test day tomorrow." "I completely forgot myself, it's so easy to forget something like that, isn't it?" "I get it." "Hey, sorry." "Look, there's nothing wrong with having a little fun every once in a while, but you gotta pick your moments." "The night before a life altering test it's not the moment." "Got it." " Solid lecture." " Almost done." "Now, I know that you don't really care what I think about this girl." "Ellie." "Ellie, but she's a distraction." "Now you have tomorrow, and next year." "And after that you have the whole rest of your life to be distracted." "Don't eff it up." "You sure you don't want a Pop-Tart?" "Good night, Dad." "Hey..." "Come here." "No, no, no." "No!" "Move along." "Shit!" "Hey, Lana, right?" "Yeah, Laina." " Laina." " It's cool." "Sorry, um." "This is kind of an awkward question." "I was hoping that I could buy one of your study guides?" "I can't." "What do you mean you can't?" "I just gave the last one away." "Shit." "Hey Laina, wait up." "So, you and Blake Renning, huh?" "No, not really." "He didn't even know my name." "He didn't know your name?" "But we've been in school with him since first grade and there's less and less kids each year." "I know, it's pretty tragic." "Geez, well, it's almost as tragic as being in love with your best friend who's in love with the guy that doesn't even know her name." "But that's just something I saw in a movie once." " Not today, Kellan." " Yeah, you're right, tomorrow's actually better for me anyway." "No laptops, computer devices." "Hey, what the." "Get back here." "All units converse at the south gate." "We got a runner." "Get that kid." "Heading your way, now." "Whoa, I've never seen a kid make it past the guards before." "Kellan." "Are you hacking into your dad's account again?" "Uh, yeah." "Bring him down." "You're surrounded." "Move in." "Come up now, on him." "Move in, boys." "So you're going to send the stolen security footage to the news?" "You ever heard of Wendy Banks?" " No." " Well, she's a very prominent news reporter in Austin and I have her direct, personal, general inquiries email address, so I'm sending her hot tips all the time." "Does she ever reply?" "Whoa, I think I have more than enough questions to answer today, thank you, very much." "You're gonna be okay, okay?" "You can do this, yeah?" "Commence lock down sequence." "Yes sir." "Warning, lock down is now in progress." "30 seconds 'til lock down." "Testing to begin in 15 minutes." "I hope you all had a good night sleep." "I hope you all had a good night sleep." "I just want you to know that you've all had a great year, and despite what happens today," "I am proud of each and every one of you." "These questions are tough, but they are not aimed to trick you." "So, focus, take your time." "And no matter how hard something looks, there's always a chance." "You'll have two hours to complete the test." "No talking." "Keep your eyes on your own tablet." "This test is an accurate test that will determine your aptitude." "As you know, all grades are final." "Pick up your tablets and begin." "You have one minute remaining." "Time's up, tablets down, test is over." "Okay, here are the results." "Donald Green." "Come with me." "Kellie Jeffries." "This way." "Marcus Langley." " Don't touch me." " Hands out." " Come on." " Don't touch me." "Hands out." " Don't touch me." " Hands out." "Lane Vic." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "He's on the move, he's on the move." "Hey, get him, back row." "Give him the door." "Carrie Billich." "No... no please, please, ple..." "Come on, it's time to go." "Please stop, please." "No." "And finally." "Peter Strand." "Ellie Harper." "No, no!" "Congratulations, you've all passed." "You can go to the rec room now." "Governor, Blake's on the phone." "Oh, good." "Blake, I just heard the good news, congratulations." "Dad, they took Ellie, she's going to the thinning." "Oh god." "I'm sorry son." "We... we have to do something, Dad." "Make a phone call, you can say it was a mistake." "You know I can't do that." " Dad." " Son, we all have to obey the law." "No matter how painful it is." "I can't lose her, dad, I love her." "I'm sorry, son, my hands are tied." "Stay in the line." "Keep going." "Single file." "You, this way." "What are you doing?" "Get back in line." "Put that down." "Run, Ellie!" "Go, now!" "She went down the hall." "Help, help, no, no, no, please, no!" "No!" "No!" "There's nothing to see." "No!" "Come on, hurry up, this way." "No, no, no!" "Let her go!" "Let her go!" "No, let her go!" "Blake!" "Ellie!" "Ellie!" "Ellie! Hey Wade, come on in, boy." "Mr. Glass?" "Do you have a minute?" "Corinne, watch your brother." "Hi." "I know you told me to stop, but I made way too much of this casserole, so please." "Joey, turn it off." "Corinne has to study." "I'm sorry, thank you so much." "Listen, do you have someone to watch Joey tomorrow?" "Because I know of a great day care." "The Consores said they'd watch him, thank you." "I know it's Corinne's first test." "We're going to be fine." "You know I'm here if you need me." "I'll see you tomorrow, okay?" "So, as far as tomorrow?" "I wouldn't worry about a thing." "If you're watching this video, then I am no longer alive." " How many sides does a pentagon have?" " Five." " What causes disease?" " Bacteria." " How many letters are in the alphabet?" " 26." "Who loves you?" "You do." "You're going to do great." "I love you so much." "I love you, too." "Hey, you ready to go?" "Uh huh." " Name, please?" " Corinne Michaels." "Okay, thanks." "Good luck, Corinne." "Name, please?" "You have a sit down with Greet the Press at 1pm" " directly after the announcement." " Great, what about the speech?" "We got the revisions this morning, they're good." "Did Georgina sign off?" "Yes, sir." "You're car will be ready for you at 11." "Hey, knock knock." "What do you want, I'm running late." "Not everything I do has a grand intention." "I just wanted to say hey." "Hey." "Blake." "I wish there was something I could have done." "But none of us are above the law." "Not me, not you, not Ellie." "That's a good line." "You should use it in your speech today." "Is there anything else you want to try out?" " Hey." " Hey." "I can't believe this is the last one." "I don't know why I'm telling you this right now but I'm sweating so much that my backpack is just wet." "That's gross." "I know you don't stress out about this stuff because you're a genius or whatever, but, you gotta be a little bit relieved." "I mean, think about it, this is the last time you have to worry about grades forever." "Not exactly." "You know you don't have to hang out with me, it's okay." "Oh, really, sweet." "Did I get you?" "No, you do this everyday." "Oh, well, do I do this everyday?" "'Ello, do I look British?" "Do I look like a British person?" "What the...?" "Out of the way, bitches." "Wade Freeman, all star quarterback, represent!" "How the hell is that guy still here?" "Maybe he's smart." "Is this your phone?" " Here you go." " Oh, dude, oh here you go, I'm sorry." "Aw man, you're definitely getting thinned." "Go fetch, bitch." "Closeted smart." " Commence lock down sequence," " Yes sir." "Warning, lock down is now in progress." "30 seconds until lock down." "Testing to begin in 15 minutes." "Warning, lock down is now in progress." "Excuse me, Governor Redding?" "Increased security demonstrations in Moscow." "Sir, I think you're gonna want to take a look at this." "It's your son." " Good morning, class." " Good morning, Miss Cole." "Now, before we begin, I'm going to show you a really special video before you take your first test, okay?" "Okay." "This is planet Earth, our home." "See how happy she is?" "Well, she wasn't always so happy." "You see, not so long ago, the Earth wasn't feeling so well." "First, she got too hot." "Then, the oceans started to rise, leaving less room on the land for Earth's friends, and with less land and more and more people, there was just not enough room for everybody." "Luckily, boys and girls from all over the world got together and came up with some very cool ways to eliminate five percent of their population annually." "You okay, Miss Cole?" "Everything all right?" "Because if you are not up for it, we can have someone else come down here." "No, I'm fine." "Just need a minute." "Some places say goodbye to their oldest." "Others only let mommies and daddies have one baby." "In America, what if only the smartest boys and girls got to live here?" "That way, there's enough to go around." "And America could be the best country again." "Isn't that neat?" "Now, all kids from 1st grade til 12th grade get to take the 10-241 test to help planet Earth feel great." "'Kay, now, it's time for everyone to pick up your tablets, okay?" "You have a very exciting test today, just like we practiced." "These questions are hard, but if you take your time, and focus, remember there's always a chance." "Okay, pick up your tablets and begin." "Good luck." "If you're watching this video, then I am no longer alive." "Today, I will be filling in enough incorrect answers to definitely fail my 10-241 examine." "My dad wants to stand by this system." "He's gonna have to stand by a system that put his own son to death." "I want him home now." " Sir, we can't..." " I want my son home now!" "Testing's already begun, the school's on complete lock down." "God damnit, god damnit!" "Sir, they're ready for you." "Take a walk." "This is Mason King." " Yes, Nathan." " I don't know this one." "Can you help me?" "Oh." "Sorry, I can't." "Just do your best, okay?" "Okay." "Time's up, tablets down, test is over." "If I call your name, I want you to stand up and follow the leader." "We're gonna play a song while we grade the test." "Kevin Barrow." "Nicole Chung." "No, no!" "Murcia Gomez." "Get off me." "Nathan Hill." "Mark Salazar." "Come with me." "Sarah Foster." " No, no, no!" " Ok, lets go!" "No, no, please no, don't, no!" "Congratulations, the rest of you passed." "And lastly." "La..." "Laina Michaels." "What?" "Come on, it's time to go." "Class dismissed." "Is he safe?" "The transfer is complete." "Everything is in order, governor." "Mason, I appreciate your discretion." "As always, I need the word from you to make it official." "Are we approved to commence the thinning?" "You are approved." "Yes, sir." "Good." "Good, are you ready?" "Time to sell the dream." "Officer, wait." "I'm Kendra Birch, I'm Laina's teacher." "Laina's the best student I've ever had." "I'm finding it very difficult to believe that she failed the exam." "Maybe there was a problem with her tablet?" "Do something, please?" "Make it right." "Chang." "There's a teacher in the west corridor who thinks there's a mistake with a student's test." "Please advise." "What's the name of the student?" "Michaels, Laina Michaels." "Look up, Michaels." "First name, Laina." "There's no mistake, proceed, and don't hold up the line again." " Copy that." " No, I can't." "I can't." "Don't worry." "There's always a chance." "Get the hell out of here." "Let's go, move out." "Hey, congratulations, you made it!" "Frank Halloran, EG Electric." "Aren't you Governor Redding's son?" "I'd like to talk to you about your future." "Hey, Clare!" "Come on." "Thata boy." "Thata boy, Kellan." "When my grandfather started at Server Global, he only worked with people he could trust." "And I can tell you, today, that he would trust no one more than my friend and the leader of the great state of Texas, Governor Dean Redding!" "Thank you, Georgina." "Thank you." "Thank you, thank you." "What a great day in Texas!" "Being governor of this great state for the past six years, we've accomplished some pretty incredible things." "We balanced the budget." "We even had a little bit of change left to spare." "We cracked down on crime by 26%, and above all... we are number one in education in the entire United States of America." "Move down the line." "Move down the line." "Our world is crowded." "We had to look facts square in the eye." " You must be really proud." " And make some hard decisions." "We had to collectively decide, what kind of world do we want to live in?" "25 years ago, America was in trouble." "Prepare for decontamination." "Remove all clothing." "There are those that say the thinning is barbaric." "Well, I ask you," "Is it barbaric to be leading in innovation?" "Is it barbaric to be the number one most informed and educated population, in 196 countries?" "Is it barbaric to be the best?" "If you don't work, if you don't support our great society, then you are living off the system." "That is a parasite." "And do you know what we do with parasites?" "We wash them out." "Today's average student, is yesterday's valedictorian." "Tell that to Vermont." "Tell that to Oregon." "We introduced competition in the classroom, and the results speak for themselves." "Put these on now." "Our great country has many challenges still ahead." "And with your help, we can take the good things we've done in Texas and lead the rest of America into an even greater tomorrow." "Sir, please, help me." "You know, you shouldn't be in the hallway." "This hour." "This minute." "This moment." "I have looked inside myself and in front of the people of the great state of Texas." "No, no, no, no!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "I came here to declare my candidacy for president of the United States of America." "Stay in your seat." "Hey, back to the chair." "Remain seated." "Sit down!" "No!" "Get down!" "Hey you, sit down!" "Now!" "Get them in control!" "System is down, commence containment mode." "Send Victor Woods directly to the control room." "We need a full patch of the electrical system." "Copy that." "Victor Woods, report to the control room." "Everybody stand back, stand back." "Uh, Victor Woods, thanks." "We've had a minor power outage." "Nobody leave this room until further notice." "What are they doing out of the chairs?" "Some of the restraints shorted during the power outage." "But we got it under control." "Have you done a head count?" "Sir, the door's locked." "There's no way they could have." "This isn't a discussion." "When's the power back?" "Power's about 30 away." "The cameras are gonna need a separate patch." "Just get it done." "Hey!" "What are you doing down here?" "It's about time." "I called for you 10 minutes ago." " What?" " I'm Miss Birch." "I teach 10th to 12th grade." "Wait, why are you wearing..." "I just saw a student go down that stairwell." "What's the count?" "There's one... one unaccounted for." "You lost a student." "I don't know how she got out." "She?" "Her name is Laina Michaels." "And where is she?" "Blake?" "Lauren?" "You failed the test?" "It's Laina, and no." "There's no way I failed that test." "What are you doing here?" "Didn't you pass?" "I failed the test on purpose." "You did what?" "I put my dad between a rock and a hard place and he moved the rock." "Something's not right." "Come on, I think I know where to go." "Level four breach, level four breach." "Level four breach." " Come on." " Level four breach." "Level four breach." "Hey, hey, come on." " Stay back." " Hey, what the hell's going on?" "Everybody stay where you are." "This will all be over soon." "Sir, it's past noon." "We're still in lock down until this is done." "No one comes in or out." "Parents are already asking when they'll see their children." "What's the status on the missing student?" "All clear on level four." "I want every teacher brought to holding room A immediately." "Yes, sir." "Okay." "Where do you want to go?" "We need to find where they keep the tests." "What are you gonna do?" "Steal the answers for next year?" "Excuse me?" "You know, for your little side business." "Where you sell the answers to desperate kids for money." "You don't know what you're talking about." "No, I do." "Innocent kids are killed to meet a bottom line." "And you found a way to profit off them." "Tell me, Laina, what did you spend the money on first?" "Was it a car?" "A nice dress, maybe?" "My mom." "We had to figure out a way to pay for the treatments." "We sold everything we could, but... it still wasn't enough." "I'm not proud of what I did." "I just didn't know what else to do." "In the end it didn't even matter." "You know, it's funny, every day in school they teach us how to solve problems." "But none of those answers are on the real world." "I'm such a dick." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." "Thank you for admitting you're a dick." "I'm sorry, too." "I just always liked you and I guess I was kind of jealous of Ellie." "You like me?" "Liked, past tense." "Now, can you help me?" "Um, yeah, I can get us to the control room but with the power out there's not much we can do." "Right." " Excuse me." " Sorry." "We can follow the network cables, which will lead to the server room which runs on reserve power." "Yi'ah, but don't all computers require" " administrator access..." " Access card?" "Come on." " Yeah, we're doing it." " I'm great, I'm glad we could finally get this on the calendar." "As am I." "10 seconds, 10 seconds." "Ah." "Got it, thank you." "Key cards and I.D.s" " Thank you for joining us, governor." " Thank you for having me here, Vince, it's a pleasure to be here." "Governor, I apologize." "We're getting breaking news right now." "There is a story developing at Vista Point High School, right here in Austin." "We're getting word that the school is still under lock down." "Now, the test should have ended hours ago." "Parents are growing concerned as the school is said to be holding students indefinitely with no word as to whether or not their children are safe." "Now, governor, what do say to these concerned voters?" "Ehm..." "Well, while, I don't have any immediate details on the incident," "I can say that we do have the best team in the nation on site." "And that any problems or confusion will be resolved shortly." "Somebody tell me what the hell is going on at that school." "It's worse than we thought." " Show me." " Parents have been waiting for over two hours with little to no information on what has happened to their children at Vista Point High." "We don't know if our son passed the test or failed or anything." "This day is hard enough for all of us and we deserve answers." "This community has been through enough." "No parents of students at Vista Point have been notified as of yet." "We'll keep you updated as this bizarre story." "Get King on the emergency line." "Key card and I.D." "This is Mason King." "I'm about to have a thousand royally pissed off parents talking to news vans in front of a school with no power." "I need you to explain to me how this is even remotely handled." "The cables are nearly patched through." "We'll have power back shortly." "As soon as the power is on, the thinning continues, you understand?" "The eyes of the nation are on us." "We have zero room for failure." "Understood, sir." "We'll find her." "We'll find her?" "Find who?" "Blake!" "Blake!" "Blake, breathe!" "Blake, breathe!" "So that happened." "Go put these on." "So, am I going to have to ask you or are you going to be a gentleman?" "I'll be a gentleman." "Do I need to ask you to be a lady?" "Sorry." "It's all good." "I got like a three quick peeks, so we're even." "Okay, are you decent?" "No, but I am wearing clothes." "So I guess we're gonna have to figure out a way to get back up there, somehow." "You do that," "I'm going to go through here." "What the hell is this?" "Are we just supposed to sit here, indefinitely?" "I want to go home." "No one has told us anything." "Are we just supposed to sit here, indefinitely?" "Nobody leaves this room until we get the all clear." "Don't tell me what to do." "Do you have any idea who my parents are?" " I'm leaving." " Stay back!" "Shit." "We can't go down there." "There's too many of them." "We need that card." "I don't think we can get to the computer without it." "Okay, well, there's got to be another way." "Where are you going?" "This is the one." "All right." "You ready?" "Perfect." "Blake, hurry." "Go, go, go." "Blake?" "You take care of that." "I'm going to the thinning." "Okay, the major networks should be here within the hour." " I still don't understand what you'll say." " The press are like sharks, Ted." "They smell blood, they'll come swimming." "We just need to give them some fresh meat." "We found him beat up pretty bad." "You got beat up by a girl." "No, sir, well, yes sir." "It was two of them." "Two girls?" "No, it was a male student." "They got the jump on me." "The other said she was a teacher." "What was the teacher's name?" "This is ridiculous." "Yes, this whole thing is." "I don't know about you, but I could use a drink after this." "Me too." "You want to join me for one later?" "Sure." "Good." "I have to warn you," "I get a little handsy when I drink." "I can deal with handsy." "So I'll see you after school?" "I'll see you then." "'Kay." "Shit." "Kellan." "Come on." "Miss Birch, right?" "Let's continue where we left off." "Key card and I.D." "Very well." "Key card and I.D." "I must have dropped it." "No," "I don't think so." "Excuse me, this is a mistake." "Everybody out." "I had it two seconds ago." "Where is she?" "Who?" "I don't know who you're talking about." " I'm broke." " This is the last time that I'll ask nicely." "Where's Laina?" "Oh my god, Laina." "All the information we have as of now is this morning, approximately 11:45am," "Laina Michaels, a student at Vista Point High, failed an exam." "She then proceeded to attack several DPC officers, injuring two and tragically killing two others." "Since then, the students have been moved" "to a safe place and are being protected under the watchful eye of our teachers until Miss Michaels can be apprehended." "Corinne, do you need a ride home?" "I would like to speak to you as a father." "Come on." "I understand your pain." "My son is in that school as well." "And I will do everything in my power to bring him and everyone else home safe." "Blake, if you're watching," "I love you son." "This is a trying time for all of us." "I ask for your patience and understanding as we move to resolve this matter" " and bring Miss Michaels to justice." " Wendy, you need to see this." "This was taken from inside the high school." "Yeah, that's definitely a DPC guard hitting a passing student." "This doesn't add up." "Who's the source on this?" "This footage was sent to us by a student source inside Vista Point High." "Kellan?" "Hello." "All units converge to the server room." "We have her." "Attention." "I was just told to move these students to the recreation hall immediately." "I didn't hear that." "The students are staying until Mason King says otherwise." "I was just told to take everyone to the recreation hall without any hold ups." "So, let's get moving." "Undo the restraints." "No, we do don't do anything without direct confirmation from Mason King." "Identify yourself now." "Of course." "I'm sorry, let me show you the confirmation." "He's not a guard!" "I have proof." "I passed that test." "Congratulations." "Take her to the thinning." "Holy shit." "Good, get him down." "Get his mask." "I don't care where you pull the graphics from, we're going live now." "Wendy, this hasn't been approved by the network." "Karl, it's called breaking news for a reason." "We're going with this, now." "Three, two..." "No, no, not Laina." "Less than an hour ago, Governor Redding announced a situation inside Vista Point High involving a" "dangerous failed student, Laina Michaels," "Laina Michaels." "said to be wreaking havoc on campus leaving behind her a trail of terror." "Come on." "Just moments ago, we received official documentation" "from inside the high school revealing falsified test scores, students possibly to favor or target specific to evade or endure the thinning." "Among those wrongfully accused of failing the exam," "Laina Michaels, received one of the highest scores in the school." "Blake Redding, son of governor Dean Redding passed the exam, despite having the lowest score at Vista Point High." " Hi." " I thought you said that you had the situation under control." "Well, the situation's changing." "Yes it has." "I'm starting to think I backed the wrong horse." "Congressman Sandoval doesn't come with these kinds of problems." " Georgina." " Don't Georgina me." "Fix it." "Or you won't have enough money to run for city comptroller." "This explosive development calls everything said today by the governor's office into question and reveals a larger scandal at play." "This is bad." "This is bad." "You got to shut it down." "Dean, it's over, you got to let the girl go." "You need to shut this down, right now." "Goddammit, Dean, are you listening to me?" "It's over." "There's no more moves." "There's one more move." "No, please." "No, no!" "Sir, everything is in order." "As always, I need the word from you to make it official." "Are we approved to commence the thinning?" "Sir, are we approved to commence the thinning?" "No." "There's been a change." "We need to revise the list." "Sir?" "That's an order." "All released students, are free to proceed to the recreation hall." "Congratulations, you've passed." "Round them up." " What's going on?" " Let's go." "Blake." " Blake what's happening?" " It's okay." " No, what's going on?" " It's okay," " I did this." " Get her out of here." " Blake, no!" " Let's go." "Get her out of here!" "Put me down, no!" "Out of the way." "Wade Freeman," " time to go, now." " Get off me, bro." "Bro, that's my throwing arm, bro." "Do you know who I am?" "Wade Freeman, you bitch." "It's all over." "The school-wide lock down has been lifted and passing students have been reunited with their loved ones after what has been a long, trying day, here in Austin." "As always, our hearts go out to the families of the failing students who scored in the lowest percentile." "The head of the DPC, Mason King, has been taken in for questioning in connection with the altered test scores." "I am appalled by the alleged criminal action of Mr. King." "As of tomorrow morning, I am appointing a special committee to fully investigate what really happened at Vista Point." "If Mr. King is guilty, he will dearly pay for his unlawful actions." "Earlier reports indicating a scandal involving" "Governor Redding falsifying test information were discredited when the presidential hopeful revealed his son Blake was among this year's failing students." "My son, as much as I love him," "is no different than any of your sons or daughters." "I'm not a hypocrite." "The laws apply to all of us." "It just doesn't make it any easier." "I lost my son today." "But I know in my heart that he died for a purpose." "All of our fallen students have made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of ensuring a better tomorrow and in keeping America's future bright." "I'd like to take a moment and thank them for their courage." "Hold it." "Okay, they're all clear."
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"There's your credit card." "Thank you very much." "Come here." "Yes, sir?" "I'd like another one of these, please." "Oh..." "Oh, dear!" "Oh, dear me!" "What...?" "Ah..." "Dad?" "Charley..." "AIEEEEEE!" "Not in here." "Out!" "Sir?" "Piss..." " What's he going on about?" "Fat man..." "Pissed..." "Right, jump-start him." "Adrenalin." "Can't let him die with an exit line like that." "Charge 200." "Stand clear." "No pulse." "Charging to 200." "Stand clear." "Pulse check." "No pulse." "Charging to 360." "Stand clear." "No pulse." "All I'm saying is you have to make the place secure." "Dad, she's two." "She's not planning to join the Foreign Legion!" "I'm talking about security." "You hear all sorts of stories nowadays." "I can't understand why you haven't got a burglar alarm either." "Right." "OK." "If that was the Fat Controller, I hope you told him where to go!" "No, it was Sergeant Wield." "Oh, well, old smiley would liven us up!" "Got to go." "You fixed this, didn't you, so you don't have to listen to my father!" "Planned down to the last second." "Apologise to them for me." "Don't think I'm going to save you any cake!" "I'm sorry." "Can you tell me how he died?" "Painfully." "You're not the only one working unsocial hours!" "Contusions to the head as though someone had struck him and bashed his head against the bath." "Bruised shoulders." "Probably water in the lungs from being held down." "But he didn't drown." "Probable cause of death - heart failure caused by stress." "Not an accident?" "Don't worry - it's murder." "That gives me no pleasure." "Nor me!" "I aim to save lives, not lose them." "Another thing we've got in common!" "What are you doing here, PC Hector?" "On duty, sir." "My second unnatural death tonight." "What's that?" "Another forgotten soul." "Knocked off his bike by some fat drunk bastard - quote." "Those were his dying words." "The boss, sir!" "Wouldn't do to leave me on my own!" "Have you breathalysed this man yet?" "Sorry, sir?" "No, I haven't..." "Isn't it standard in potential drink-drive cases?" "What are you talking about?" "Evening, Peter." "What's dragged you away from your family?" "You know him?" "Detective Superintendent Dalziel." "Oh, pulling rank, is he?" "Sorry?" "That's why he's not been breathalysed." "I have breathalysed the driver," " He has." " It were negative." "I'm a teetotaller." "But were you the driver?" "Yes." "That's not what the deceased implied." "He's dead?" "Yes!" "I'm sorry." "Why?" "It gets rid of the one material witness." "Thank you, Doctor." "What's going on, sir?" "It was an accident." "Some poor old sod on a bike." "We just didn't see him." "You were in the car, sir?" "I was indeed." "And well-lubricated to boot." "Sobering up fast now, though." "You'd been drinking?" "Come on, Peter." "No law says a copper can't have a drink off duty." "As long as he's not driving." "I think we've clarified that point." "So... what are you here for, Peter?" "Not on my behalf, I hope!" "Murder case." "I'd better tag along." "I need to get a statement, sir." "Yeah, all right." "But don't worry about the spelling, son, or it'll take all night." "...Can you manage without me until the dawn's fair light?" "Can but try, sir." "Good night, sir." "Is it?" "...Right, then, Wayne." "Have you got your pencil?" "Yes, sir." "Good." "Does it have any lead in it?" "I think so, sir." "Well... aren't you the lucky one?" "Who's the sober judge with the boss?" "Mr Bancroft." "Runs most of the bookies in Yorkshire." "Any form?" "A few inquiries." "Always comes up clean as a whistle." "Good job for the fat man he did this time." "Come on, let's solve this before he sobers up." "That gives us a few weeks!" "You want me to keep you company?" "I had dinner with you." "I'm not taking you to bed as well!" "No, thanks." "I'll be all right." "It could've been worse." "Not for that old bugger." "He was probably in for the Tour de France." "We might've killed a champion!" "He was all over the place." "Perhaps he'd had a drink at his local." "Let's try and avoid making the booze to blame." "Too many doing that already." "It wouldn't have mattered if he was as sober as me in those conditions." "Listen, Andy, if anybody should feel bad, it should be me." "I mean, I was driving, wasn't I?" "Thanks, Arnie." "I'll give you a ring." "Thought you'd be asleep." "No, Mum and Dad have just gone to bed." "Right." "I asked them to stay on." "What?" "!" "Just for a couple of days." "I'm worried about Dad." "He just keeps repeating himself." "He went on and on about alarms and security systems all night." "He didn't seem to know he'd said it all before." "Drink?" "No..." "It's more than that." "Morning, sir." "Anything?" "Not yet, sir." "Let's wait for our lord and master." "The chief constable wants to see you." "Pardon?" "He's waiting for you." "Where?" "In the conference room." "What's dragged him out of bed?" "A murder case should be Superintendent Dalziel's." "Not the only great mind we have here, eh?" "Actually, I believe you bumped into him last night." "Momentarily." "He was witness to a car accident." "Yes..." "Yes... yes..." "Did he happen to mention it was his car?" "No, sir." "Mr Bancroft was driving." "The bookmaker, yes." "I believe they'd been for a meal, sir." "Apparently, they were guests of Major Kassell." "He works for Sir William Pledger at Haycroft Grange." "You're very well informed, sir." "Had the editor of the Chronicle on the phone, first thing." "Not one to cause trouble, but..." "Seems a doctor has been making accusations." "The problem is, Peter, our friend was seen driving his car away by one of the waitresses." "Sure it's a mistake, but..." "I just feel for the moment it might be better for Andy to stay out of the spotlight." "Take a holiday, perhaps, whilst we sort this out... discreetly." ""We", sir?" "You want me to investigate my boss?" "Not "investigate", absolutely not." "There's no call for a formal inquiry." "But it's best to be prepared." "Wouldn't want to lose a man of Andy's undoubted calibre, would we?" "Not to mere rumour and speculation." "That's all." "Thank you, Peter." "Thank you, sir." "Oh, Peter, perhaps you could suggest the holiday to Andy?" "I'm sure it'll come better from you." "Sir." "What's this - a raid?" "Sorry, sir." "I did try the bell." "You all right?" "Brilliant." "Drinking isn't good for you." "I'm moved by your concern for my liver." "I'll leave it to you in the will." "Did you bring the bacon?" "Who says they saw me driving the car?" "Your waitress." "Were you driving, Andy?" "I think Mr Bancroft made an excellent statement." "I shouldn't hold Hector's spelling against him." "Oh, come on!" "This is a crock of the proverbial and you know it." "You seemed very upset." "Of course I was!" "I don't get my kicks running over geriatrics." "You didn't run over him." "I was in the car." "You know what I mean." "You don't believe me." "I didn't say that." "Have I ever lied to you?" "Oh, come on, Andy!" "OK, I might have lied once or twice for a laugh, but this is no joke!" "No..." "Of course I believe you." "Right, now we've got that out of the way, give me five minutes and we'll get to work." "I don't think that would be wise." "What?" "We think you should take a holiday till all this blows over. "We"?" "Is that the royal we?" "I knew you were posh." "Where have you been hiding the blue blood?" "It's a suggestion from the chief constable." "Oh, aye..." "He's a definite "we", he is." "A wee little scrotum!" "So that's the game?" "He sees a chance of getting at me." "And he's using you to stab me in the back!" "It's not like that." "What did he offer you?" "Your first murder case?" "What a rising star you are now I'm out the way." "I want you back!" "Don't..." "Don't make me cry..." "I hate soggy bread." "I'd best be off." "Listen..." "Peter..." "I wasn't driving." "Sir, no-one's accusing you of anything." "Here, come on..." "What?" "Kiss my cheek, Judas." "Go the whole hog!" "Andy, I believe you." "Just don't push it too far!" "Is this a dialect or your normal literary style?" "Sorry, sir?" "Just give me the essence of your door-to-door solicitations." "Sir?" "Get anything at all, Hector?" "No, sir." "Nobody knows nothing." "Right." "Keep going." "Sir." "...Did we win him in the Lottery?" "It's his local beat." "That should drive fear into the hearts of the criminals." "Mrs Frostrick's arrived, sir, with Mr Frostrick." "Wheel them in." "You normally phoned your father?" "Every night." "He was an old man." "He shouldn't have been alone." "It's what he wanted." "He were very independent, like." "What time did you call?" "First time, about eight." "He didn't answer." "Sometimes he had a bath." "But you called again?" "About ten." "Then I really began to worry, so I caught the bus." "...Couldn't you have driven your wife, Mr Frostrick?" "It was a club night..." "British Legion." "When you found your father, did he say anything?" "Just "Charley"." "He thought I was Charley." "Who's...?" "Our lad." "Him and his grand-dad were close." "He talked him into joining the Army." "Best advice he ever gave him." "Got him out the clutches of that tart." "Charley's fiancee." "Not if I've owt to do with it." "What regiment's he in?" "Mid-Yorkshire Infantry." "The local camp." "So he's not far away, then?" "No, he's..." "Before you go getting any daft ideas, Inspector... he's on manoeuvres, before he goes to Germany." "They don't get days off to go home." "They didn't when I was with them!" "Mrs Frostrick, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to come round the house with me." "Yes." "Thank you." "Get him out my way." "Shall we check round the back?" "His medals are missing too." "We'll need a description." "I could draw you a picture." "He was so proud of them." "He was going to leave them to Charley." "The Army's big in your life, is it?" "Round here, there's not much else." "Shame, really." "Apart from the medals, the radio, the watch, nothing else is missing?" "Did he have any money in the house?" "I was always on at him about that..." "but they don't trust banks, do they?" "Any idea where he might've kept it?" "There wouldn't have been much." "How do you know?" "He only had his pension." "He lent our Charley ã500 when he signed up." "What for?" "An engagement ring." "So your father approved of the relationship, then?" "Oh, no." "No, he hated her." "The one thing my husband and him had in common." "He wouldn't have given him a brass farthing for her." "He thought he was setting Charley up for the Army." "How do you know this?" "Charley told me." "He felt bad about it." "But you know what love's like." "Not at ã500 a ring, I don't." "Karen wants the best." "She's that kind of girl." "I'd like to speak to Major Kassell, please, sweetheart." "Don't give that crap!" "I don't care if he's shooting rhinos in Leeds!" "I want him and I want him now!" "Well, give me his bloody mobile number, then!" "Andy, you can rely on me." "It's my pleasure." "Don't worry about that." "I'll have a word there as well." "Doesn't look like a girl who'd cause too much of a problem." "Might even be able to turn it to my own advantage." "It's nothing." "You scratch my back..." "Invite him." "Sir William's keen to meet you now you've some time on your hands." "Look forward to it." "And don't worry - no problems." "This used to be my bedroom." "We converted it for him." "Well, you need a proper bath, don't you?" "Dolly?" "Oh, you're all right, love, you're all right." "...I'll take her for a cuppa." "Aye." "Message from the chief constable, sir, wondering how you were doing." "Where's Frostrick?" "Checking out the shed." "Check HIM out." "I want to know his alibi holds water, six pints of ale and 40 witnesses." "Make me an appointment at the camp." "His last words could have been the name of the murderer." "Come in." "He shouldn't have gone like that." "It's not right." "No." "Cuppa?" "I'm out of biscuits." "Thank you." "No." "I owe the taxi, Mam." "Me mam told me." "I came straight away." "I'm sorry, Mrs Frostrick." "Thank you." "Does this mean Charley'll be home?" "Yes." "Great!" "Who's this, then?" "Detective Inspector Pascoe." "This is Karen, Tracey's daughter." "Charley's fiancee." "Nice." "That's how they met" " Charley coming round here." "Were you here last night?" "No, I don't live here." "I work in a hotel." "Well, I did." "You haven't lost your job?" "I told them where to stuff it." "They treat you like shit!" "Please!" "They do!" "It's not as if they pay you proper!" "When Charley comes, we'll get wed and I'll go off with him." "Germany must be better than here." "What?" "I'll marry Charley." "They've got proper living quarters." "He joined up to get away from tramps." "That's not what he says!" "If you think..." "You mustn't remove items from a crime scene." "You know what you can do, eh?" "Karen!" "See this?" "Them's real!" "ã500!" "That's what he thinks of me!" "Mam, get the sodding control!" "Ã500?" "!" "How the hell did he get ã500?" "You all right, sir?" "I've just met love's young dream." "That Frostrick's got a temper on him." "I'm on to it, sir." "No, send Singh." "I'll go to the base." "I want you to see another major, an ex-major." "Kassell - he was with Dalziel." "Then meet me at the Paradise for lunch." "Sir?" "We deserve some high life." "What are we going to do about them?" "Get Hector to talk them down." "He's got the local touch." "His father phoned." "Bad business." "We've granted him compassionate leave from today." "Could he have found his way home before now?" "The moor's misty - he'd have had a job." "Possible, though?" "Well, we do let the men sleep... occasionally." "Actually, he has a bit of a reputation." "In what way?" "I'll take you to the boys who know - the military police." "Morning, sir." "Sgt Myers, this is DI Pascoe." "One of our lads in trouble?" "No." "This is merely routine." "The chaps know about routine..." "What do you know about Private Frostrick?" "Good lad, sir." "Didn't cause us any trouble." "Reports speak of occasional lateness for first parade." "Not enough to add up to more than a day on jankers, picking up leaves." "He probably considered it worth it." "Why's that?" "Corporal Gillott?" "He was shagging some bird who worked in a hotel, sir." " Beautifully put" "Thank you, sir..." "She's not after him with a bun in the oven?" "She may well be after him but that's not my concern." "Thank you." "Inspector Cruikshank?" "What are you doing here, sir?" "Freezing my balls off." "Andy sent you?" "No, just on a routine matter." "Saturday, and I'm stuck here, when City are playing at home..." "Nursemaiding Customs and bloody Excise!" "What's going on?" "Somebody's tipped them that the chopper is stacked with heroin." "All very softly, softly - it's owned by Sir William Pledger, and it's full of Euros coming here to kill off the last British wildlife." "I have to stand here while they take it to bits." "Daft game!" "I was told I'd find a Major Kassell here." "He's the posh-looking reception committee." "Right." "Keep moving around, sir." "Get the blood circulating." "Thank you, Sergeant." "Major Kassell?" "Sergeant Wield." "Sergeant." "May I have a word?" "Yes." "I'm here till your lads blow the all-clear." "It's about an incident last night." "The accident?" "I heard." "Must've shaken poor old Arnie up." "Did you leave the restaurant with Mr Bancroft and Superintendent Dalziel?" "I stood at the car, waved them off." "So you're clear who was driving?" "Couldn't be clearer." "Who was driving, sir?" "Arnie Bancroft, of course." "Who else?" "Not gone for the set lunch?" "Half my pension for the ploughman's." "Can't see Andy forking out." "I checked." "Major Kassell paid the bill." "Now, why would he do that?" "Perhaps he's in love with the Fat Controller." "Anyway, he confirmed Bancroft was driving." "That seems to be it." "There's still the waitress to check." "Why would Kassell lie?" "What have you got on him?" "MC for Sir William's estate parties." "They met in Hong Kong ten years ago." "The major was serving there." "Sir William was on business and visited his old regiment." "Which one?" "Same as Frostrick." "They're all local." "The major was easily tempted to join Sir William's private army." "One thing though, sir." "When I tracked him down he was waiting for Sir William's helicopter." "So was Inspector Cruikshank." "And Customs." "What were they looking for?" "Heroin." "Did they find any?" "Not when I left, but it looked like it might take all day." "Can I get you gentlemen anything?" "Inspector Pascoe would love a portion of your game pie, Stella." "And I'll have the usual liquid lunch." "On its way, Andy." "...What are you two doing here?" "Had a pay rise during my absence?" "Could ask you the same question, sir." "Returning to the crime scene." "Come to wipe off my fingerprints." "They're all over lovely Stella here." "Well, nearly all over." "That's not true, actually," "but I thought you'd want to give her a once-over with your brush." "...Can I have a word?" "Look at that!" "Leaped at the chance." "And him with a bonny wee babe." "Shocking." "He's probably going to ask her if she takes Luncheon Vouchers." "That'll be it, won't it, Sergeant?" "Always enjoy our conversations." "I'm rather busy, Inspector." "It won't take long." "You didn't see Superintendent Dalziel leave last night, did you?" "No." "Why?" "You weren't the waitress?" "I'm the owner." "Well, the bank graciously lets me put my name over the door." "Is the waitress in?" "Afraid not." "She quit this morning." "Her name wouldn't be Karen Spillings, would it?" "Know her?" "I'm familiar with her." "That sounds the right word for her." "What do you mean?" "She can be very familiar." "Makes her popular in some circles." "Not in mine, I'm afraid." "Too attentive to the male clientele." "Some of them don't seem to object." "Like your friend." "Can't be bad for business." "I draw the line at entertaining soldiers on the kitchen table at 3am." "Well, they were engaged." "Hmm." "Quite clearly." "What did they do when they saw you?" "They didn't." "Frankly, I didn't feel it was an appropriate time to introduce VERBAL intercourse." "But you used it to dismiss her?" "No, I didn't." "As you say, she wasn't altogether bad for business." "Excuse me." "I'm rather short-handed." "Yes?" "Major Kassell." "How are you?" "Good morning." "Oh, I had rather a rush on the game pie." "Is there...?" "Oh..." "Thank you." "I appreciate it." "Karen?" "Did you get anything out of her?" "No?" "There's a lot would like to." "But she's got pride." "She carries the weight of the world on her slim, delicate shoulders." "You seem very well informed." "Eat here all the time." "How's the investigation going?" "Which one?" "Are there two?" "The Deeks case." "It's OK." "Is that the full briefing?" "You're supposed to be on holiday." "Oh, yeah..." "Right." "Clean forgot." "Sorry, lads, can't stop." "Got to go pheasant shooting." "If you see the chief constable, ask him to take a stroll across the moor later on." "I'd like to bag a really big one." "See you, Brutus." "He wouldn't do anything bent, sir, would he?" "How many times have you heard character witnesses say that?" "Can we claim for these?" "Like a lift?" "No, thank you." "Don't you remember me?" "Oh, yeah." "You're one of them blokes from last night." "Left me a big tip." "I appreciated the service." "Come on." "Get in." "You never know." "I might even offer you something more than a drive into town." "How did Forensics miss it?" "The mat was soaking with the splashing about." "Now it's had time to dry, you can see the indentations." "Looks like a footprint." "What else do you conjecture, son?" "Could be an Army boot." "Frostrick's a big boots man." "Alibi's good - unless he brought the darts team, their wives and food." "They'd have left crumbs." "If they had, Forensics would have missed them." "This is all we've got." "Get an impression." "Already have." "OK." "Let's go play Cinderella." "Could it be an Army boot?" "Could be." "Could be a work of modern art." "Sign it and see what you get." "...Lance Corporal, show the gentlemen here your footwear." "What?" "They want to see if we're still polishing them properly." "...Could see your face in them." "...Not that you'd want to!" "Show him your soles." "Want me to tap-dance as well?" "Save the floor show till later, eh?" "Came across one of your ex-officers recently." "Oh, aye?" "Major Kassell." "Oh..." "You know him?" "Yeah." "He'd the sense to get out and make a go of it in civvy street." "Doesn't take much sense when it's that or a court martial." "Course, they give him the choice." "Bloody officer!" "This was the Hong Kong business, was it?" "Never known a place like it." "Everyone was on the fiddle." "Your lot, my lot and the fat cats with titles." "But nothing was proved, was it?" "Officers only prove what they want to prove, don't they?" "That's why I got this far and no more." "I'm not joining that scum." "Inspector..." "What?" "Come on, lads, let's get some work done round here." "It could be an Army boot, sir." "This is Yorkshire." "Everybody wears boots, including women, children and pit ponies." "It's not a fingerprint, lad, and right now that's what we need." "Dad?" "Dad!" "Are you all right?" "Why shouldn't I be?" "No, well..." "Do you want another coffee?" "No, thank you." "You've still got his photo." "Well, he was my godson, Arnie." "I was proud of him." "You should be too." "I'm still angry, Andy." "I can't help it." "Not with him, surely?" "No." "Oh, I don't know." "We're all allowed one stupid mistake." "But he wasn't, was he?" "That's the point." "Whatever you do, you can't bring him back." "I know that." "So..." "D'you think they'll take to me?" "Who?" "Your rich friends." "Oh..." "Yeah..." "Hey, how come the likes of you get invited to one of Lord Snooty's weekends?" "Everybody wants a bookmaker for a friend, you should know that." "They're hoping for inside information." "So they'll take to you... for the same reason." "Right..." "Arnie, Andy." "Nice you could pop by." "Afraid you missed the shoot." "I only come for the party." "One of the best shots around." "A minute and I'll introduce the Euros, but first Sir William wants to meet you." "Do I have to curtsey?" "Sir William is self-made." "No airs and graces." "Shame." "I like etiquette." "Yes, I'd noticed..." "Sir William." "This is Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel." "Sir William." "Nice to see another man in proper shape." "I can't abide all these skeletons in Italian suits." "You do any shooting?" "No." "The Police Commission frowns on it." "Michael says you're a good man." "Few enough of those around." "Do you like birds?" "In bed or on the wing?" "Are you choosy?" "Can't afford to be." "We'll see what we can do." "...We stock a variety of birds, don't we?" ".." "Fix up a date with our friend." "Forgive me, I've got to make Euro chat." "God help me!" "Fancy a drink?" "Yeah, why not?" "Mary?" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Let me go, love!" "No, Mum!" "Get out of the way!" "Thank you!" "Mary?" "How did it go, Tom?" "They won." "Three-nil." "Three-bloody-nil." "First time all season and I missed it." "I meant with Customs." "Waste of time." "Clean as a whistle." "They hardly had a packet of aspirin on board, never mind heroin." "So Customs have closed the case?" "Course they have." "Just some malignant sod out to cause trouble." "And ruin my weekend." "Tell Andy to do his own dirty work next time." "What's he got to do with it?" "He's been working with Customs." "Doesn't he tell you anything?" "I thought you worked for him." "We've been rather preoccupied lately..." "Aye, wasting my time!" "You made a hit with Sir William." "He made an impression on me as well." "Everything OK with the helicopter?" "Great." "It needed a thorough clean!" "What happens to these, then?" "Can't eat them all." "Market economy." "See the van?" "Vernon Briggs." "He buys them from us and sells them to you at some exorbitant price." "Didn't I eat one last night?" "Paradise Hall get them cheap." "Useful to keep your local dinery happy... as I think you may appreciate." "So, some get cleaned off the top." "And the victors get a brace each." "Here you go." "I didn't shoot them." "Who's counting?" "She's done what?" "Phoned the paper." "Retracted her statement." "Said with the rain and everything, she could easily have been mistaken." "Our revered detective superintendent is spotless again..." "Just like his shirts." "Yes, sir." "You don't look too pleased at having him back in the driving seat, so to speak." "I'm delighted, sir." "Of course you are." "As are we all." "Anything new on the Deeks' case?" "A glass slipper, sir." "What am I supposed to do with these buggers?" "Cook them?" "They won't fit under the grill." "Stuff them and make bookends." "I'd have to buy another book!" "Hector!" "Stand, boy!" "Stand!" "What are you doing here?" "It's me half-day, sir." "What are you doing?" "I'm a beater, sir." "Get away!" "Only part-time, like." "The odd weekend." "Do you have another job" "I'm not in trouble, am I, sir?" "I've done it since I was a kid, like." "Half the lads do." "They pay good money." "I suppose it could be seen as additional training." "Going in single file against armed men." "They shoot at the birds, sir, not at us." "Don't bet on it, sonny - not with me around!" "Everybody gets lost in supermarkets." "How would you know" "I'm not getting into one of those." "I'm not in the mood." "He was wandering round the car park." "He said he was looking for the car." "If he'd said he was looking for dinosaurs..." "A Hillman Minx, a Hillman Minx." "He sold that car when I was six." "Where is he now?" "Mum's taken him up to bed." "What's she saying?" "If I could talk to her, my life would have been totally different." "Soon, you'll need to sit down with her and..." "DOORBELL" "Happy birthday!" "Where's my little god-daughter, then?" "Her birthday was yesterday." "A mere technicality." "So, here we are, then." "Wet the baby's head." "Have you got any orange juice?" "We could make a buck's fizz." "That's tricky to say if you've had a drink." "Almost as difficult as "plucking pheasants"." "Abracadabra!" "Fancy one of these?" "I'm a vegetarian." "Pluck them, then." "Make the girl a Pocah-thingy head-dress." "I'd have loved one these as a kid." "I'm going to lie down - headache." "Has she been using that line long?" "It was one of my wife's favourites." "It doesn't augur well, Peter." "I'll leave you these and you and the baby can have them on Sunday." "What do you want?" "I thought you'd never ask." "The usual." "I can't stand this bubbly." "It makes terrible noises in the night." "Where did you get those?" "You told me to have a holiday." "I've taken up country pursuits." "Doesn't sound like you." "I'm starting a new life." "I think your old one wants you back." "Oh?" "How's that, then?" "Your waitress has retracted her statement." "You don't seem surprised." "Why should I be?" "I was innocent, my lord." "You knew your new friends were being investigated by Customs?" "Is that another case you're working on?" "I thought the murder inquiry was keeping you busy." "You don't want to get involved in too many things." "It clouds the mind." "So, now... brief me properly, sunshine." "And, er, no ice this time." "Come on!" "He may be a pain, but whatever else Andy is, he's as straight as a die." "People change." "Old age is staring him in the face and what's he got to meet it with?" "A cop's pension and an empty house." "And you reckon he wants to fill it with pheasants." "No, you're wrong." "I'm sure there's a logical explanation." "Give me one." "What's that?" "Probably Andy pissing on the herbaceous borders." "Peter!" "I got him!" "Mary, I got him!" "I got him!" "Our baby's safe, our little Ellie's safe." "Call the police, Mary." "No need." "Dad, what have you done?" "...Peter, are you all right?" "Who's that, Mary?" "It's Ellie, Dad." "I'm OK..." "No..." "Ellie?" "It can't be!" "Are you all right?" "Brilliant, bloody brilliant!" "Oh..." "Do me ten copies of this missing items list." "Found this..." "Any news?" "Charley Frostrick arrived home last night." "Have you circulated that list of missing items?" "On to it now, sir." "Find anything I missed briefing you on, sir?" "No..." "But then I wouldn't, would I?" "What's that?" "Personal matter." "Hit you with the hardback version of The Female Eunuch?" "Lucky it was only your head." "Nowadays they seem to take shears to the more sensitive parts." "Like me to investigate?" "No, thank you, sir." "I wouldn't interfere in any case you didn't want me to." "Thought I'd pop in now and then to make sure you're OK." "Between social commitments?" "Exactly." "I knew you'd understand." "It's not half bad." "It's better than being on the dole and living at home." "Long as I don't have to shoot anyone." "Isn't that rather the point of being in the Army?" "Not for me." "Mind you, if I find out who did this to Grand-dad..." "You'd tell us, wouldn't you?" "Happens." "Are you getting married?" "Point of being engaged, innit?" "Your father doesn't seem too happy about it." "From what I can gather, neither was your grand-dad." "It's my life." "You seen Karen yet?" "No." "I were late last night." "I'd have gone round, but you know what families are like." "Old-fashioned ideas." "Always been a problem." "Still, you managed to find places, eh?" "Well, you do, don't you?" "Right, shall we go?" "What do you want me to do?" "Have a look around." "Your mother was great, but you might spot something else." "Righto." "D'you mind if I go round on me own?" "I feel a bit funny..." "Of course." "...Karen!" "...Sorry, sir." "No, I'm sorry." "But I am rather busy." "He wants me to take a quick butcher's round the house." "I could talk to Karen while we're waiting." "Gran's day at the hospital." "Got the house to myself for five minutes." "Bloody awful here on this thing." "Not even a proper sofa bed." "No doubt you'll soon have a nice billet in Baden-Baden." "Why did you retract your statement, Karen?" "About what?" "Oh, you mean the paper?" "Well, I were wrong." "Initially, I understand you were absolutely positive." "Well, I changed my mind - woman's prerogative." "BANGING" "Any chance of a cup of tea?" "I was just checking it were still there." "Nobody said owt, so I just wondered." "Who was there to say?" "Who else knew?" "Only me." "I never told nobody." "Did your grandfather show you?" "No..." "I spied on him... when I come for the money for the ring..." "I shouldn't have done that, should I?" "You should've told me about this." "I wasn't going to nick it." "I mean, it's me mam's now, isn't it?" "I wouldn't nick from me mam." "You think I did it, don't you?" "I couldn't have killed Grand-dad." "Never!" "Not in a million years." "No, Charley, I don't believe you would." "Come on." "Someone's waiting for you next door." "I've just double-checked, Michael." "The Customs boys have given up so you're all right for tomorrow." "And so am I." "Yeah." "I'm really looking forward to it." "I'll see you there." "Thought you'd gone, sir." "Sorry to disappoint you." "Do I disappoint you, Peter?" "Excuse me, sir." "The medals have turned up at Edwin Sutton Antiques, Leystone." "That old rogue!" "What's he up to?" "Probably thinks it'll get us off his back." "You know him, sir?" "Oh, yeah." "One of the great fences of our time." "Olympic class." "Not that we've ever been able to nail him with anything." "Another of our respectable citizens." "Did Sutton serve the man himself?" "Yes, sir." "Bring him in." "Let's see if we can get an ID." "Sir." "Thanks for the background info, sir." "That's what I'm here for... to bring enlightenment to the downcast." "Talking of respectable citizens, what's the SP on Mr Bancroft?" "Thought you'd never ask, Peter." "Or were you just being coy?" "Arnie and I go way back." "Used to play rugby together." "Then I turned to a life of crime and he turned to other turf." "He had a son." "Proverbial apple of his eye." "Bright lad." "Not unlike you, actually." "A bit pushy." "Got in with the wrong bunch." "Died." "How?" "Car accident." "They do happen, Peter." "Is that all?" "What more do you want?" "Go on, son." "Go earn your medals." "I've got phone calls to make." "Arnie?" "He were only in two minutes." "But you think you might remember him?" "I might, but I doubt it." "Male, white, tall, uncertain age." "Not much of a description, is it, Mr Sutton?" "Show me a piece of Dresden porcelain for 10 seconds, I'll tell you it all, right down to the buckles on the shoes - because that's my trade!" "Could he have been a soldier?" "Well, he wasn't carrying a rifle, but, yeah, he could have been anything." "Sir?" "Yeah?" "Charley Frostrick's arrived, sir." "Look, can I go now?" "Inspector." "Are these your grandfather's medals?" "Oh, aye..." "Definite." "So you got him, then?" "Not yet." "These were sold to a local antique shop." "How much did he get?" "Thirty pounds." "Thirty quid?" "He killed my grand-dad for ã30?" "Look at these!" "I mean, he fought in Tobruk..." "El Alamein..." "You know, he used to say, "I fought for lads like you."" "He used to drive me bonkers." "But he did, didn't he?" "And what did they give him, eh?" "Thirty quid." "Has Karen come with you?" "No." "No, she gave me the bum's rush." "My picture of army life didn't take her fancy." "She's gone off for another job up at the Grange." "The Grange?" "How did SHE get a job up there?" "Did she return the ring?" "You're better off without her, Charley." "Yeah, everybody says that." "But I love her." "Well, you wanted her." "I understand it." "Most men might be tempted to spend the night with her at Paradise Hall." "Never went there." "She wouldn't have it." "The best I got was Grand-dad's shed." "What?" "Can I... can I take these?" "Not at the moment." "Charley." "You'll get everything you deserve, Charley." "Eventually." "Just hold on." "Yeah?" "Yes, Inspector?" "If I can, of course." "Yes, but..." "I didn't stay around long enough to see his face." "That he was a soldier is all I can be sure of." "He may not have been ready for inspection but he was in uniform." "When?" "Night before your boss came in for dinner." "No, not at all." "Glad to be of help." "Tell Sutton he's going on an outing." "What's going on?" "We're taking our witness to see some soldiers." "There are over 600 men there." "Then get Trott to organise a parade." "Shall I come?" "No need, sir." "I've coped all right this far." "That's a matter of opinion." "This could be dangerous." "The Army..." "All we're going to do is see if anyone jogs your memory." "It's safe." "You can't force me." "I'm a law-abiding citizen." "Of course, sir." "You're free not to co-operate." "If you like, we can go back and get the warrant." "What warrant?" "I'm not getting out the car." "Just tell us if you see the man." "Back again?" "Thinking of joining up?" "It had crossed my mind." "We're here to see Captain Trott." "Right, sir." "I'll phone through." "How many are there?" "Get him!" "Hey!" "You'll pay for that door!" "I've just got this car back!" "...Still coping all right without me, are you?" "So I sold some medals for a mate - so what, Inspector?" "What was the name of your little friend?" "Can't tell you, sir." "No names, no pack drill." "Got a code of honour in the Army." "It's called loyalty." "Does it extend to old soldiers who get bashed to death in their bath?" "Don't know owt about that." "...Lock him up for the night." "You run a nicer place here than we do, sir." "What time's breakfast?" "Interview terminated at 17.08." "At least we got him for firing at an officer." "I want him for murder!" "Let's try Lolita." "That cow told you what?" "All I want is the name of the soldier." "I was faithful to Charley." "I'd never have done owt like that." "She's making it up." "Why would Mrs Abbiss do that?" "Cos she's old and jealous." "She saw something, Karen." "Dirty dreams." "Nowt to do with me." "Did you mention to the soldier that your neighbour maybe had some money salted away?" "There was no soldier." "You're not listening to me!" "Can I go now?" "I'm starting my new job tonight and I daren't be late." "Go on." "How much do you think she was involved?" "How much can we prove?" "...Well?" "Fingerprints don't match Gillott's." "He's too smart for that." "He'd have been wearing his little white gloves - smart." "He's the sort likes to impress girls in his uniform." "What next, sir?" "Get his boots off him." "Strange - don't seem to be any Customs with us today." "Probably sleeping in." "They've been working hard lately." "Haven't they just?" "Great day for a shoot." "Aye." "Perfect." "Sir!" "12.02." "Detective Inspector Pascoe has entered the room." "...At ease, Corporal." "At ease." "Breakfast to your liking?" "Bacon wasn't crisp enough, sir." "Well, we must make a note of that." "And I'd appreciate your comment on these, Corporal." "For the tape - a pair of Army boots." "Wouldn't pass muster, sir." "And why's that?" "Need their morning spit and polish." "They look clean enough to me... on the surface." "But that's all it is with you, Lance Corporal - surface bull." "Our lads may not be very hot on spit and polish, but we're very sharp on deep-down dirt." "You left your mark on the bathroom mat and the bathroom mat left its mark on you." "Tiny..." "Microscopic." "But enough to put you in the frame." "Sit down, son." "You're not in the Army now." "Excellent!" "Charley told me about her." "Bragging away when I put him in jankers." "Then she came to wave him off on manoeuvres." "And all smudged mascara, but eyes on the look-out for a better mark." "Piece of piss, as long as you had money to jangle." "We went on a 24-hour bender - and I mean bender - all over the shop, booze and bonk all the way." "Then she starts flashing this bleeding ring." "Said she knows where there's a fortune stashed away." "She'd seen her boyfriend "get a wad from this old fart"." "She knew he kept a spare key in his shed and we waited there." "Passed the time quite nicely..." "Till we see the bathroom light come on." "We let ourselves in, we started going round the house." "In the bedroom, he must've heard us." "He starts calling, "Charley?" "Charley?"" "So I went in and gave him Charley..." "But he were too daft to tell us owt." "Some blokes got no brains." "Then you went downstairs." "Tried to make it look like a burglary." "Then she strolls off to work." "Cool as a cucumber." "It were all her." "She set me up." "She got me drunk." "I could've been anybody." "She's the one that really did the murder." "Loyalty, eh" "Not to a woman!" "They never give you any, do they?" "Having a nice time?" "See you later." "Another, please, darling." "My pleasure." "Need to get your hands round something hot after a long day." "I bet!" "Haven't we met before?" "You were using that line 30 years ago." "It never worked then." "You might be lucky this time." "...Excuse me..." "I need to pay the beaters." "I suppose we could always do them for running a knocking-shop." "What - and spoil the party?" "Oh, no, I wouldn't want to do that." "Oi!" "You've got style, Andy, nothing but style." "Ta." "We're lost." "Oh, no, sir." "No, no..." "Not exactly." "There's a lane somewhere here..." "One there." "Will that do?" "Perfect." "Let's live in hope." "How long is this lane?" "About three miles, sir." "Come on." "Let's get there in style." "Responsible citizen." "Glad there are some left." "What the...?" "Phone!" "Hand me the bleeding phone!" "I thought you'd be more interested in indoor attractions." "Nothing like watching others slave in the cold while you're warm." "Think it might be you." "Excuse me." "No rest for the wicked!" "Dalziel." "Shit!" "Go for it." "Not much point doing much else." "Not bad news, I hope?" "You better come with me." "I hope this isn't going to be embarrassing." "So do I..." "What's happening, Michael?" "Nothing." "They've come to arrest one of the maids." "Seems a bit mob-handed." "She's in the hall." "Thank you, sir." "...Go on." "You!" "Here!" "You read her her rights?" " Just cuff her, Sarge!" "Please!" "Sorry, sir, didn't mean to spoil your party." "You have!" "You know that little van you frightened in the lane?" "Yes." "That was to be our link to the whole drug chain." "We need the big boys who get it on to the street." "That van was going to lead us all the way down the line until you and the cavalry rode in!" "Here we go!" "Come on!" "You'd better start praying!" "What the hell are you playing at?" "We believe one of your helicopters is being used to smuggle heroin." "Do you know what you're saying?" "Do YOU, sir?" "My bet is you know everything but you're too canny to put your fingerprints on it." "You let others do that." "A word to the troops while you stand back and whistle." "You'll be clean..." "More's the pity!" "But it's different for the major, innit?" "...Constable, come here." "Watch him." "...You too, Arnie." "Lots of guns around." "My pleasure." "Did you know Arnie's son died in a car accident?" "Yeah." "The autopsy found he'd had a heroin overdose..." "Did you know that?" "Course he did." "...You were his boss, weren't you?" "Said you'd look after him." "That's what I believed." "Till I said what Customs were on to." "A whole new picture." "Arnie's son died of heroin." "What's that got to do with me?" "...Get Rin Tin Tin in the stables." "Check the pheasant packing." "You have no right to do this!" "Don't be stupid!" "I'm going to make a phone call." "Guess who to." "Your friend - the chief constable." "Everyone against the wall!" "Move those men in." "Right back against the wall!" "You check in there." "Come on!" "Get your backs into it!" "Get those bloody boxes open!" "Must be around here somewhere." "Don't play with it, lad!" "Get it open!" "It was going like a dream." "Arnie got me in with the boys." "They like a bent policeman in the house." "Just had to prove it to them." "Then the accident." "Looked like the cloud that had the silver lining." "Not for the old guy..." "Were you driving the car?" "I got to the end of the drive." "Arnie threatened to hit me with me spare bottle." "Not the man to risk that, so we changed over." "That's the truth." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Would you have believed me?" "Why should you?" "Truth is I would have driven without old Arnie." "Anyway, you not believing helped." "Getting the major to perjure himself and sort out the waitress..." "It couldn't have been more perfect if we'd planned it." "Kassell thinks he has a copper in his pocket." "It would've been ungrateful not to return the favour." "So, "Clear flight, Major, guaranteed." "" "Thanks." "Join the party."" "Only problem now is I think we might be at a wake." "Get off me!" "This is great" "Hello, Karen." "Why all the fuss?" "He was practically dead anyway!" "She gets around, doesn't she?" "You can say that again." "You coming back, sir?" "No, I'm staying here." "Go!" "No need for you to get shit on your shoes." "I'm staying." "I spoke to your superior." "Oh, aye?" "And what did the Almighty say?" "You better be right in your assumptions." "Nothing!" "It's clean." "Right..." "Wrap it up." "It's clean." "You can all go home." "Does this mean I can return to my normal duties?" "Let's go." "You're not letting him away with it?" "Arnie, please, get in the car." "I hope you won't get your equivalent of a court martial." "You bastard!" "Don't be a bad loser, Arnie." "You know you really shouldn't bet unless you're sure you're going to win." "The car." "Hector!" "Stay, boy!" "Stay!" "Just knocking off, sir." "Got paid?" "Yes, sir." "My, lad!" "Haven't you put on weight?" "Must be one of the perks of the job." "Yes, sir." "Open up." "Oh, laddie, laddie!" "Nobody wanted these, sir." "What...?" "What do you think this is?" "Dunno." "Giblets, sir?" "Giblets?" "Yes, sir." "They always come in a little plastic bag." "You know, son, you've got the brains to make chief constable." "Thank you, sir." "Walkies, Hector!" "Heel!" "No, Arnie!" "NO!" "I'll drive." "Very well." "See you." "Look after your daughter, Peter." "It won't be long before you lose her." "What did he say?" "Just goodbye." "I did everything wrong." "I'd have done the same." "No..." "You would never have involved a mate, like Arnie." "Textbook stuff, that." "My mistake." "It's not even me who has to pay." "Do you think that's going to help?" "Go away." "Are you deaf?" "So?" "We do have work to do... sir." "Subtitles by Martin Maguire BBC Scotland 1997"
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"Hello, guys." "Hello, captain." "Yo, cappy." "Jacques, I hope everything's in order?" "You do a good job?" "Sure thing, captain." "When do we leave?" "In the morning." "Our passengers arrived on the noon plane." "What's wrong, Jacques?" "Well, sir, you know that bringing civilians aboard brings bad luck." "Plus I just don't like all this mystery ." "I know how you feel." "Give the men a couple of days leave, and remember .... no strangers are allowed on board." "And especially no reporters!" "Don't worry , sir." "I'm gonna go see those people." "I don't know how the five of them are gonna fit into one tent." "Three of them are women." "Woman!" "We must be crazy!" "You know what they say about women." "They really bring bad luck!" "It's worse than that, Jacques." "They're scientists." "Can you imagine what kinda monsters they are?" "Goodbye, Captain." "l'll see ya tomorrow ." "Excuse me. I'm looking for the members of the scientific expedition." "They're up there by the pool." "Good morning." "Captain Hardee?" "Yes." "I'm Annie Darmona." "My pleasure." "And you must be." "Let me guess, the biologist?" "My field is nuclear physics." "I'm Professor Lemuan's assistant." "Disappointed?" "No, on the contrary ." "Neither physics nor biology are my strong points." "Do you want a drink?" "No, thanks, I'm on duty ." "I thought that only applied to policemen." "And sailors, too." "Bravo!" "Come here, I want you to meet a real clean-cut sailor ." "A pleasure, captain." "The pleasure is all mine." "I never thought Science was so interesting." "Are you the biologist?" "She's the zoologist, Dr. Dorcin de San Jack." "Oh excuse me Countess de San Jack!" "Thank you, my dear ." "Even the Navy has its good points, captain." "Are you the one who's going to take us to the island?" "Yes, the Minister has placed me entirely at your disposal." "Magnificent!" "Perhaps you can take me on a tour of the islands?" "Naturally, if you'd like." "Pardon me for a moment." "You again, Benoit?" "You want me to call the military police?" "You can't do anything to me, Captain." "Fortunately, we still have freedom of the press here." "Oh come on, I just need a good story ." "Sorry, Benoit, but there's nothing here to see." "Besides, I don't even know what's going on myself." "Lies!" "!" "I'm sure something big is going on here, and the public's got a right to know ." "Well, you won't get anything from me." "Goodbye, Benoit." "Captain, this isn't over yet!" "Captain, wait !" "!" "Forgive me." "He's the press correspondent here." "It's very hard to get rid of him." "Now what were we talking about?" "I must confess I really don't know why you're going to that island." "I must confess I really don't know why you're going to that island." "My orders are to bring you there, and give you whatever help you'll need." "I'm just the taxi driver , nothing more." "Maybe we can explain it to you, would you like that?" "I will admit I'm very curious." "But not without Professor Lemuan's permission!" "Please, Countess, don't be so mysterious." "This whole thing is becoming ridiculous." "Up to now, we've had no scientific facts, only a theory ." "We have those photos, Annie." "They're not just a theory ." "Those photos were taken from a naval plane." "Are you sure you don't know anything about this?" "No, that's basically it." "The Minister gave me explicit instructions not to talk to anyone." "But for awhile now , we've been hearing of strange things happening on that island." "For a while now?" "But they only notified us a month ago!" "The Minister thought if we reacted to the rumors, we'd risk making fools of ourselves." "It might just be a tall tale told by the fishermen." "You know the people around here, with their rituals and black magic, tend to lose sight of reality ." "Look!" "What could have done this to him?" "No sea animal can do something like this." "Oh God, may he rest in peace." "We told him not to go near that cursed island." "He went there to kill the monster, to avenge his son's death." "Come, let us bury him at sea." "The sea can keep many dark secrets." "Do you want to take a shower?" "I'm finished." "Thank you." "Hmmm, I've never seen that underwear before. lt's very sexy ." "Simone, you know I hate it when you make stupid remarks." "Wait, I've got something here. lt hurts." "I don't see anything." "And you don't feel anything here?" "Simone, I'm in a hurry ." "The Minister is waiting." "Simone!" "Calm down !" "Come on..." "No more!" "I came..." "According to this evidence, the problem appears to be very serious." "According to this evidence, the problem appears to be very serious." "Crabs, turtles and rodents, all of enormous size!" "This would seem to verify the rumors about biological mutations to the animals there." "That's what we have to investigate." "Minister, Professor Keller is too much of a perfectionist, like all biologists." "We physicists are not so rigid." "You physicists are also responsible for those horrible mutations." "Minister, your report says you sent a plane up to take photographs after a long series of... shall we call them, incidents?" "Excuse me, but why did you wait so long?" "Frankly, Professor Lemuan, I don't believe what those fishermen say ." "They use dynamite to catch fish, sometimes a fatal accident occurs." "They blame the deaths on a demon, to avoid responsibility themselves." "But one of them, a man named Keno, has told of a monstrous creature on that cursed island a monster that murdered his son." "That is all fantasy Professor ." "But we have photos and the examanation on the dead child." "The island's been deserted since 1 958, when we evacuated the tiny native population after the island was chosen as a test site for nuclear experiments." "Since then, we haven't allowed anyone to live there." "is it possible that a few of the original inhabitants were left behind?" "Perhaps someone living in a remote area of the island?" "Strange that you would believe such an absurd theory!" "No one could have lived through those atomic explosions." "Minister, I was one of the physicists who worked on that experiment, and ever since that day, I've asked myself if we had the right to do what we did in the name of Progress." "We unleashed a terrible force, the extent of which we do not even know ." "I'm not seeking exoneration, I'm just trying to rid myself of a nightmare the possibility that these mutations may have af fected a human being !" "Pardon me, Professor , perhaps I seem a bit brusque, but they keep bothering me from Paris." "The truth is, I don't enjoy finding myself involved with a bunch of scientists and all these security measures." "I understand." "We'll try to keep out of your way ." "On the contrary , I want to help." "I'm assigning you to Captain Hardee, and if necessary , I'll send a second boat out to the island to help you." "Thank you, gentlemen." "Come in." "Hello." "Why don't you lock your door?" "What for?" "I've no fear that someone might come in and fuck me." "In fact, I wish they would." "I see your lover has disappointed you again." "But he always tries." "That's enough." "Where's Annie gone?" "She's busy." "Would you believe she went out with that captain?" "She beat you to him, eh?" "If you want another , just keep acting like a bitch." "What a whore you are!" "Such language?" "I'm shocked." "Come on, don't play stupid." "Let's not fight, eh?" "Let's fuck!" "For you, captain." "Eat hearty!" "You're wondering why this place is so peaceful." "I've been wondering about that myself. I think it's because there are so few tourists here, and so little noise." "It'd be the perfect place for a couple looking for privacy ." "The people around here don't go to a restaurant like this, that offers the home-made cooking they can get at home." "This is home-cooking?" "It makes me want to move here permanently ." "It's fabulous!" "The lobster's not half bad." "Tastes like it came straight from Japan." "What if the tourist people hear you?" "You surprise me, Captain Hardee --- in a good way ." "I didn't expect you to be so friendly ." "You're just getting to know me better ." "Have you noticed I'm as nervous as an Olympic athlete?" "Sure." "And I've been wondering why ." "Y'know, the big lie about sailors is that they have a girl in every port." "I never thought you'd be such an interesting woman." "That's ridiculous." "Do you think I'm different when I'm in Paris?" "Do you think just because I'm a scientist, that I've forgotten how to be a woman, too?" "I don't mean it that way ." "But as impossible as it may seem, at this moment I feel we could be in a restaurant in Paris." "Of course, some things would be dif ferent." "Instead of this lobster , we'd be having hamburgers." "Hamburgers?" "What kind of place would you take me to in Paris?" "Hey!" "You think I could af ford to eat lobster in Paris on my salary?" "Calm down." "Let's not talk about hamburgers." "That's what I eat every day at the hospital commissary ." "But let's talk about us." "Do you have anything planned for after dinner?" "Sure." "We're going to go see a great show. I'm sure you'll enjoy it." "Do we have time?" "I don't like to eat in a hurry ." "Don't worry." "We'll have all the time we need." "OK" "What a beautiful city!" "Isn't it interesting?" "Yes, very." "But not nearly as interesting as a place I've discovered." "is sex all you think about?" "Ah, we're here." "I think this is the place." "Have fun then." "This kind of thing's not for me." "Come with me." "It'll be an exciting experience." "It better be, for what I spent to find out about this place." "Sorry, but I don't have the courage." "Or maybe I'm just too pure." "Well, do as you like." "But I'm not missing out on this chance." "Last week I got lucky with one of the tourists." "Come in, miss." "You have to pay in advance here." "House rules." "Wait'll you see how you will be satisfied." "I have two fine specimens here." "Here." "Well, here we are." "It's about time." "Oh, those potholes!" "That road is pretty bad, but you'll really enjoy the show ." "Give me the champagne?" "Come on, I've reserved two seats in the front row ." "I'm glad you got a day off before the trip." "I didn't want to leave without seeing these islands." "It's very slippery ." "There are a lot of sharp rocks here." "I've never seen so many ." "Be careful." "Oh, my shoe!" "Here." "Forget it, leave it like that." "Let's stop here." "No one will bother us." "You were right. lt is a spectacular sight." "What a beautiful sea!" "I'm going for a swim." "Will you join me?" "No, I'd prefer to sit here and watch." "But I'm not part of the show ." "I think you are." "Let's just say you complete the picture." "The water's incredible." "Why don't you go in?" "You are so amazing." "I want you so bad." "Pierre and Jacques aren't very disciplined, but they're fine sailors." "And above all, they're very trustworthy ." "Captain, did Professor Keller introduce you to his wife?" "Not really, but I know everything about her ." "She is Dr. Simone Keller , biologist." "Bravo, captain!" "I've heard so much about you." "For example, that you made a big impact on my colleague." "When will we arrive on the island, captain?" "Just before dawn." "is it that far?" "No, but we will change our course a few times to avoid being followed." "You never know ." "Do you think there will be any danger from radioactivity?" "I don't think so, not after all this time." "We'll take a reading, though, as soon as we get there." "How long will we be staying there?" "A couple of days." "I really don't know what we can do there, other than take a few readings and samples." "I'm sorry..." "But is that how you scientists spend the taxpayer's money?" "You sound like a politician on a campaign." "Let's consider the evidence here, the photos and the testimony of those fishermen." "The aerial photos suggest the possibility of biological mutations." "If we accept the fishermen's stories as truth, that possibility is doubled." "Or maybe it's all just a wild story , in which case we're all having a little vacation at the taxpayer's expense." "But this island could hold an unknown danger that we are not prepared to confront." "I say we turn around and go back." "You may be right, Professor ." "But did we need to hear a speech?" "You should have discussed your fears with the Minister ." "I did!" "God knows I did!" "But no one would listen." "And now, here we are in this little boat, preparing to grab the Devil by the horns." "Keller, you're so boring." "Would you rather go to the island on a cruise liner?" "We're only going to take samples." "We're not going of f to war." "It may not be a war , but it's something abnormal." "I'm sure the Minister wouldn't react this way to a bunch of fishermen's tales." "All this security... passing us off as tourists... changes in the route." "I'm convinced there's something strange going on here." "Oh come on, Keller , why are you so grim?" "Simone, what's worrying your husband?" "Doesn't he ever relax?" "We'd better get some sun now, before we get to the island." "Have fun!" "We're on vacation!" "A beautiful trip on a tropical sea!" "Pity it will all end tomorrow ." "Lemuan is right." "You really are boring." "Tomorrow we start working seriously ." "From that point on, we won't have time to go swimming." "That's for sure." "Listen to me, I know what I'm talking about." "Don't argue any more." "Enjoy the trip, like I'm doing." "Oh, shut up." "That's the way I am." "Please just leave me alone." "You don't know how to take a joke." "Aw, just forget it." "Are you enjoying yourself?" "Yes, very much." "When we go back, I'm going to spend a couple of days relaxing and seeing the sights." "Simone, will you be staying awhile?" "I'd like to, but we have to return to Paris immediately ." "Look!" "There's your island." "You mad at me?" "Do you think I am?" "I haven't talked to you all day ." "You're talking to me now ." "I hate having that stupid Countess thinking I'm an easy lay!" "I'm not an easy lay ." "I'm just a guy who likes you a lot." "If I didn't " "There's hardly any radiation at all." "A lot less than we'd predicted." "We can all relax." "Great!" "The island is so peaceful." "Stop for a minute?" "I want to take a photo." "Nothing at all." "The island looks dead." "You look nervous?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing, really ." "I just have a feeling that we're being watched." "is your conscience bothering you?" "It's your own sense of guilt." "How about you, Annie?" "Have you noticed anything?" "Nothing at all." "Not even a single insect." "No signs of birds or rodents....." "Yes." "Let's go on." "They haven't returned yet?" "No." "Why are you staying by yourself?" "Your pussy still hurt?" "More than you know ." "Those black bastards really busted my hole." "But what a magnificent fuck!" "You'll have to be strong now ." "How will you survive on this island for a whole week, without any sex?" "There are always new experiences." "What are you doing?" "I have a surefire way to keep us both happy ." "The boat's on the other side of that mountain." "We've explored about two thirds of the island now ." "Well, I think we should return to camp." "Me too." "Maybe we'll come back this afternoon to get a few samples to analyze." "It'll be cooler then." "Hey, why don't we eat some crabs tonight?" "There are plenty around." "I hope I'm wrong about this." "What do you think, professor?" "No, you're not wrong. lt's incredible!" "What a surprise the Countess will have!" "Captain, would you pick up a few of those for us?" "I'm finished." "Now it's your turn." "I still can't explain this scientifically ." "All I can do right now is classify and preserve the specimens, because we don't have the necessary instruments here." "My husband and I will have to get back to the Institute lab before we can formulate a theory ." "Pardon me. I may not understand this zoology and biology stuf f, but I've seen thousands of crabs around here." "And they all look perfectly ordinary to me." "This "ordinary" crab is a cretinos enano, a midget species that usually grows to a maximum length of 2 and a half centimeters." "But this one's more than twenty!" "22, to be exact." "The radiation, I assume?" "You assume correctly , captain." "If you want to know more, I suggest you go talk to Lemuan." "It's men like him, playing games with the atom, who are sending this whole world straight to Hell." "Let's stop here and fuck." "Hmmm, I like that." "Our tests detect radiation in the water, but at extremely low levels." "Are you saying that someday life may return to this island?" "Yes." "We've looked everywhere and we haven't found a trace of animal life." "Only these strange looking crabs.... lt's possible that after the atomic explosions, some species died of f altogether , while others may have mutated." "And that bothers you?" "It's our only hope, really ." "Some of the animals on this island may have become nocturnal." "And maybe we can find some specimens." "Pardon me, I don't mean to be rude." "But how much longer will we have to stay on this island?" "However long it takes. lf you don't mind, my wife and I would like to leave the camp for a while, to go off and study some things on our own." "Will you assume personal responsibility for your safety if you don't stay with the group?" "Of course." "Find anything?" "Only a few small fresh water plants." "I think the life forms here have started to mutate." "Do you see the strange coloration of this plant?" "Yes, it looks carnivorous." "The Countess will be able to confirm that." "I'm so tired." "Let's go to bed." "We'll finish up tomorrow ." "We're going to be awfully cramped in there." "So?" "Does that bother you?" "Simone, what are you up to now?" "You know this place gives me a strange sensation." "Are you afraid?" "It makes me feel something else." "Give me a little kiss, professor?" "Simone Please!" "What's wrong?" "Are you afraid that someone might see us?" "Then tell me where you would like to fuck?" "Oh, God, professor ." "That was marvelous!" "It's about time!" "Yes, it certainly was marvelous......" "You see, we may not like this island, but we've turned this trip into a honeymoon!" "That was the first real fuck you've ever given me!" "!" "Our first fuck, eh?" "God, I'm all sweaty." "And I'm so thirsty ." "We need some ice cold champagne to celebrate!" "!" "I'm going to take a dip in the water ." "Wait a minute?" "Hurry back. I'll be waiting." "I won't be long." "Hey, professor." "is that you?" "Where are you?" "Jacques, come over here." "Why're you laughin' like a fuckin' idiot?" "Those two guys got two women like that, and look what they're doing." "Playing poker instead'a fuckin'." "My grandpappy was right." "What can I say?" "They're very studious people." "Yeah, the Captain's been studyin' too." "When he come back with that lady doctor, you should see his face." "Well, it's none of our business." "Let's go pick some fruit before it gets dark." "Yes, sir." "I'll see ya back at camp." "O.K." "You go that way , and I'll go this way ." "OK boss." "What the hell was that?" "Quick!" "Let's go see." "Let's split up." "Captain, I'll go this way ." "Alright." "I can't go on." "Here, lean on me." "To whomever finds this notebook;" "My name is Antoine Demaduro." "I had no time to leave the island before the first explosion." "I'm going to live in this cave with my wife and child." "May God have mercy on us ." "Monday, the 1 9th of Sept.,1 958." "I just came from the dock." "The boat is gone!" "The ropes were broken." "The currents swept it out to sea." "We're trapped here." "What do you think happened last night?" "I don't know , but I'm sure it was something terrible." "My men don't lose their heads so easily ." "And what about the others?" "No sign of them." "They all seem to have disappeared, including Annie." "My God, that's strange...." "Look!" "There's Keller ." "He's dead." "We have to look for Simone." "Their camp must be up there." "Let's go." "Who could've done this killing?" "I don't know , but I'm sure it was no animal." "How can you be so sure?" "I don't know of any animal, except for a man, that would fuck a woman before killing her ." "No, it's not possible!" "I can't believe... a human being was responsible for these murders." "Captain, we're in great danger ." "What do we do now?" "First, we have to bury these bodies." "Then we'll go back to the camp." "Annie may still be alive." "In a couple of days, there'll be another boat coming by to look for us." "We have to make a plan." "Yes, we have to stay alive until the other boat arrives." "Meanwhile, help me dig these graves." "I found my men. I just finished burying them, or should I say , what was left of them." "I can't understand it." "Who is attacking us?" "Oh, I found a small boat hidden under some bushes." "Well, that's good news at least." "No, it isn't." "Why not?" "Now we can get of f the island!" "It's too small to carry the three of us." "One big wave, and we'd be shark food." "Wait, Captain." "Maybe that boat came here from a larger ship, to get water and provisions." "No, that's impossible." "Fishing is not alowed within 50 miles of this place." "Then how did that boat get here?" "It's just one more mystery we can add to the others." "Maybe we should eat some of these?" "That's not a good idea. I'm no botanist, but the fruit here has an unusual look." "The radiation?" "Yes." "Do you agree, doctor?" "It's better not to risk it, although eating meat in this heat isn't a good idea, either ." "Yeah." "We don't have the utensils, anyway ." "I think we should keep moving." "When it gets cooler , I'm heading south." "Still hoping to find Annie?" "We have to wait for the ship anyway ." "Shouldn't we set up a defense?" "I just can't figure out who that mystery man is, if he exists." "The captain is right. I agree with him." "We have to try to stay alive." "Yeah, we're not gonna just sit here and wait to be killed." "Lemuan, there's some whiskey left." "Want a drink?" "No, thank you." "You know I don't drink." "My God, what a barbaric situation!" "Look what's become of us." "We're like wild animals trying to survive." "You're losing your dignity too, eh?" "I suppose that's easy for you to do." "Depends on the circumstances, Lemuan." "Find any good ones?" "Up to now, I've just destroyed my hands." "Want some?" "I'm sweating already ." "Your loss....." "Be careful, you could get drunk." "Afraid I'll lose my respect for you?" "Afraid I'll lose my respect for you?" "Wait, I'll take care of it." "Hey, where'd you learn to do that?" "Where do you think?" "Sorry I asked." "Come on." "Fuck me?" "No, thank you." "Why, you afraid?" "Drink and you'll feel better ." "Wouldn't you like to fuck a countess?" "It might be your last chance." "Tomorrow we might all be dead..." "dead!" "Understand?" "Benoit!" "!" "Now I understand." "That was your boat I found." "Who did this to you?" "A cross between monster and a man." "He was dressed in rags." "C'mon, I'll take you to our camp." "No, Captain." "That bastard broke every bone in my body ." "Let me die in peace." "You'd better go rescue the woman." "Woman?" "What woman are you talking about?" "The dark-skinned girl." "She was a member of the expedition." "Where is she?" "Up there, in a cave." "Listen to me, Captain." "Don't go up there alone!" "!" "Where is it?" "I don't know ." "We'd better hurry ." "Let's go." "Get behind me!" "No, Demaduro, no!" "!" "Let's go!" "We're out of gas, water and food." "I'm afraid the current is taking us to God knows where far from the shipping lanes." "It's so unfair." "We escape from that monster, only to end up like this." "You know what you do in a case like this?" "Just make believe that everything is OK." "Oh, really?" "Sure, my love." "How would you like a nice continental breakfast?" "Scrambled eggs with 2 big slices of bacon." "You're so silly ." "God, what I wouldn't give for a meal like that!" "Then God bless the captain of that ship." "Hey!" "We're over here!" "!" "We're here!" "Help us!" "!" "Over here!" "Help us!"
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" Everything always happens at once." " Now, remember I'll be back by six o'clock." " Never you fear, Mr. Hudson." " Rose can help Alfred wait to see you." " Her ladyship hadn't been so particular." "Take her some fruit up, so she says." " Poor old soul." "May not be long for this world." " Well, I'd better away, then or I'll miss my train." " Now, mind Alfred, and you too Rose, I want everything just so" " for Miss Elizabeth when she gets here." " And Lady Kasseltone's invited for tea, and I wouldn't be surprised if" " Mr. James doesn't drop in as well." " Now, I want everything ship-shape and Bristol fashion." " Aye, Aye, sir." " Yes....well, I'd better away, then." "Oh, I hope you get there in time." " Ah, couldn't it just be one of those wee (taros) most likely, Mrs. Bridges." " And, Rose, see that the cucumber sandwiches" " are much (less) flavored on top of the cake stand." " Yes, Mr. Hudson, and I do hope you're mother ain't too poorly." " Thank you, Rose, and Alfred..." " Yes, Mr. Hudson." " Eh, careful when you're handing 'round the teacups." " Lady Kasseltone is a wee bit absent- minded and none too steady with her hands." "[ Emily coughs ] Emily, behave yourself." " Eh, well I don't like it, but I haven't got any choice." " Not when her ladyship was so particular." " Hey, he's forgot his grapes." " Oh, Mr. Hudson!" " Yes" " You forgot your grapes." " Dear me, thank you, Rose." "[ Door closes ]" "She's a good age, old Mrs. Hudson." "Ah, I don't so much need the grapes as hallelujahs." " So go to heaven and all." "Sure..." "Sure, heaven's waiting for her." " That's enough of your religious mania." " Emily, when you die you die, and that's an end of it." "Aw, Mrs. Bridges." "Well, sparkle, girls." "We're all alive in this house." "And, there's work to be done." "[ Slap ]" "Just because Mr. Hudson's out, that doesn't put you in charge." " And, Emily, when you've cleared up, start cutting the bread" " for the cook and the family." " And mind, you're not cutting them for heroes." " Nice thin slices." " Yes, Mrs. Bridges." "I wonder if we'll notice any difference in Miss Elizabeth now she's done her schooling and all that." "Oh, I don't think nothing could change Miss Elizabeth for the worst, anyhow." "Well, she's all right, Miss Elizabeth." "Not one of your hoitsy-toitsy ones." "What d'you say, Mrs. B?" "Oh, finicky with her food ever since she was a tiny mite." "Aw, you must go to say better than that, Mrs. Bridges." "[ Clock chimes ] I speak as I find." " Listen, it's gone three o'clock, you get around and up and change, Rose." " Here, I'll finish that for you." "[ Front door bell rings ]" "[ Opens door ]" " Good afternoon, my lady." " Good afternoon, Alfred." "Where's Hudson?" " He had to go out, my lady." " Indeed." " Mrs. Hudson was indisposed." " Mrs. Hudson?" " Hudson's mother, my lady." " Oh." " Her ladyship's in the morning room." "Shall I announce you, my lady?" " Naturally, but not in that graveyard voice," " or you won't be heard across the room." " Very good, my lady." "[ Opens door ]" " Lady Kasseltone." " Marjorie." " Aunt Kate." "[ Kiss ] What a pretty dress." " Now, my dear, you must teach that young footman" " of yours to speak up." " He announced me as though I were tragic news" " even if I am, which is quite possible," " the name should nevertheless be heard, and clear," " so that one is not to, uh, expected to be like" " Lady Kasserel, Kasserussel or Kasselbridge." " James [ Kiss ]" " You're looking thinner." "You should eat more." " Ha." " And who is this?" " Oh, may I present my friend, Lieutenant Watson," " my great aunt, Lady Kasseltone." "[ Heel click ]" " How do you do, Lady Kasseltone." "James has often spoke of you." " Kindly, I hope." " No, not at all." "Not unkindly." "Ha." " Mo-Most kindly." " I say." "Quite." " Sit down, Billy and you, too, James." " I do wonder what has happened to Elizabeth." " She should have been here by now." " So this is to, uh, welcome Elizabeth home from Germany?" " Yes, Aunt Kate, we thought it would be nice for her." "A tea party for Elizabeth, but no tea and no Elizabeth." " I have rung for the tea, Aunt Kate." " The boat train was due in at the Liverpool Street an hour ago." " Oh, was it?" " Umm." " You were very punctual, Aunt Kate." "Let's hope Elizabeth's train was, too." "I'm playing bridge at seven-thirty." "[ Bell ring ] Ah!" "There she is, thank heavens." "For what?" " Uhh, that Elizabeth has arrived." " Safely." "[ Front door opens ]" " Hello, Alfred." " Welcome back, Miss Elizabeth." " I'll help Pearce with the luggage." " Rose!" " Oh, welcome home, Miss Elizabeth." " Oh, it's nice to see you back." " It's nice to be back." "But where's mother?" " They're all in the morning room, Miss." " Who?" " Lady Kasseltone, Mr. James and another young gentleman." " Oh, dear." " Shall I take your hat and coat?" "They are waiting tea for you." " Oh, no, I must go upstairs first." " Oh." " Come with me, Rose." " Yes, Miss." " I'm done." " You'll go meet all them with me." "Whew!" "Safe and sound, then." "What d'you mean?" "I thought you might be mown down by the new motorcars." "Ha!" "Are you ready to meet your maker, Mr. Pearce?" "Readier than you are, I daresay, Elijah." "You' better take this luggage up to Miss Elizabeth." "Who d'ya think I am, a common footman?" "I have the tea things to see to." "Hudson's out." "Oh, Rose, it's nice to be home." "Yes, it is nice to be home." "We all missed you, Miss Elizabeth." "Oh, I missed you, too, Rose." "I am to maid you." "As Roberts is so busy with her ladyship." "Oh, why?" " Well, it's the London season." "[ Knocking ]" " [ Pearce ]:" "Your trunks, Miss Elizabeth." " Ah, put it by the bed." "[ Door slams shut ]" "Thank you, Pearce." "I'm afraid that was very heavy." " [ Breathing heavy ] Not too bad, Miss Elizabeth" "It's full of books we had to study." "You've no idea of how many." "Goethe, Schiller, Heine." "Thank you, Rose." "Ohhh. [ Sigh ]" "I'm in such a whirl." "London seems so big and bustly after Dresden, and the traffic!" "All those smelly motorcars." "I suppose I'll get used to it." "Mr. Hudson says you father's thinking of getting a Daimler motorcar." "How fashionable!" "How is father, anyway?" "Is he well?" "Oh, yes, Miss." "Good, I'm so looking forward to seeing him." "There's so much I can discuss with him, now." "D'you read much, Rose?" "Well, I like a good read, but I don't get much time, Miss." "Well, what do you consider a good read?" "Well, Mrs. Humphrey Ward, perhaps." "Mrs. Humphrey Ward!" " I see I must take you in hand, Rose." " Oh, it may not be worth the trouble, Miss." "Now, don't you think we should go downstairs?" "'Cause Hudson's gone to see his mother." "And I've got to help Alfred with the tea." "Well, you go on down." "Tell Mother I won't be a jiffy." "Miss Elizabeth, it's so nice having you home." "Thank you, Rose." "And Rose..." "I'm glad you're going to look after me." "Thank you, Miss." "[ Door closes ]" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Outdoor serenade starts ]" "[ Shouting ] Here, catch!" "(You catch, from me.)" "[ Windows closes ]" "Oh, Ermintrude." "Ermintrude." "[ Kiss ]" "No, no, no, no, no." "When you become a woman you must put away childish things." "[ Kiss finger ]" " (Love), darling." "Welcome home." " Here's Aunt Kate." " Oh, sorry, Aunt Kate." " That's all right, my child." "You may kiss me." " Now, let me look at you." " No." "No, Germany has not done much for you." " Never mind." "Oh, but it has, Aunt Kate." "It has done so much." " Elizabeth." "James, how lovely." " May I present my friend, Billy Watson." "My sister, Elizabeth." "How do you do, and what do you do?" " I soldier, actually." "Oh, how disappointing." "I'd quite made up my mind you were a poet." " Had you really?" "I say." " Sit down, darling, and have your tea." " And how was the channel crossing?" "It was rough, very rough." "But I didn't mind." "I stayed on deck most of the time." "It was so exciting." "I trust, Miss Bellamy, you were not indisposed?" "Oh, no, no." "No, I have an excellent stomach." " Tea, Aunt Kate?" " Uh, thank you, and I will have another of those cucumber sandwiches, if there any left." " There are, Aunt Kate." " A handsome husband dauphin found them here." " Don't be so childish, James." " Thanks." "Uh, how did you find Germany, Miss Bellamy?" "I believe they have a magnificent army there." "I'm afraid I just don't notice the army, Mr. Watson." "They have some wonderful musicians and philosophers." " Uh-huh, they only, well, that's not much in our line." "Is it James?" " We're very good at tennis though." "Do you play tennis, Miss Bellamy?" " I prefer the piano." "Really, oh." "Anyway, well that's a strum on the piano in the evening will be altogether delightful with a spot of chatter, or isn't it?" "To chatter through music does not strike me as very delightful, Mr. Watson." "Frau Beck always said that music should be given one's full attention." "The Germans were always a dogmatic people." "If you remember, Marjorie, I suggested Switzerland." "The Swiss are far more accommodating." "The Germans are a little serious." "I agree, Aunt Katie, but they are enormously good people and very learned." " Goodness and learning are all very well below a certain level of income." "I'm sure Father is both very good and very learned." "Oh, good chaga chata, try to trip up you're old Aunt Kate." "Your father is an exemplary politician and wears his knowledge lightly." "Now, get the child a cup of tea before she slaughters us all with German logic." " We were talking of your coming-out." " Oh, yes." "Lady Landerndry is giving a ball at the end of the month." " Your father and I thought it would be an exciting occasion" " for you to make your debut." " With the dance after the Prime Minister at Carlton Gardens." " Several important young conservatives will be there." "Splendid, then we can have some good political conversations!" "Don't forget, Elizabeth, that too many opinions can prove indigestible at seventeen." "Perhaps we will see you at Ranelagh next week for the polo." " I'm afraid we'll be too busy getting Elizabeth her new clothes." "You'll have to do something about her hair." "Why?" " Well, if you can't see that, child, I'm afraid it's going to get up your business for your mother." "What do you think, James." "Am I a fright?" "[ Sigh ] Well, you have to, uh, make something of yourself, Elizabeth." " Will I?" "Won't I do it then?" "What do you think, Mr. Watson?" "Uh-huh, Miss Bellamy, I think you're perfect in your natural state." "Uh-huh, ha." "No, no, of course I could be wrong." "You do think I'm a fright." " Oh, Miss Bellamy, you're just a too, too, t..." "Far too, Elizabeth, I fear." " James, tell Elizabeth about your polo match last Saturday." "Oh, yes, yes, it was terrific." "The best game of the season." "D-Do you like polo, Miss Bellamy?" "No, no, not really." "I think sport is awfully boring." "Uh, uh, well, I..." "I think I'd better be going." "[ Heel click ] Lady Marjorie thank you for allowing me to call." "[ Heel click ] Lady Kasseltone." "[ Weak hell click ] Miss Bellamy." " James." " I'll see you out, old chap." "Thank you very much." "Please excuse me, Mother..." "Aunt Kate..." "Elizabeth." " Well, I don't think you made much of a conquest there." " Should I have done?" " Really, Mother, I know you're just off the train." " In any case he seemed a very wooden young man." " A man of wood can be very dependable." " Your late, great uncle was a man of wood." " You must learn to listen more and think less." "Yes, Aunt Kate." "Sorry, Mother." " German philosophy will not help you to fill your card at Londonderry House." " Remember that, my child." " And be warned." " Goodness, have they starved you at Frau Beck's?" " On the contrary." "They increased my capacity." "How was the old lady, then, Mr. Hudson?" "Oh, not too spry, Mrs. Bridges." "It's her chest, you know." "Could you do with a nice cup of tea?" " I certainly could, Mrs. Bridges." " Emily." " Get Mr. Hudson a cup and saucer and make a fresh pot of tea." "Look sharp, now, Emily." " Yes, Mr. Hudson." " Everything go off without a hitch, Alfred?" " No hitches on our side, Mr. Hudson." " And what does that enigmatic remark portend?" " Miss Elizabeth had a few bricks in her hand which she proceeded" " to drop on the drawing room carpet." " Finicky and fussing I'll be bound." " Far from it, Mrs. B. She walked through a lovely cake" " as if she'd been shipwrecked for a month." " That'll be enough disrespect from you, young man." " Cup of tea, Miss Roberts?" " Well, I wouldn't say no." " Where's Rose?" " Unpacking for Miss Elizabeth." "Some have greatness thrust upon them." "[ Next:" "Little rose, little rose, little red rose on the heath. ]" "Listen to this, Rose." "Röslein, Röslein, Röslein rot, Röslein auf der Heiden." " That's you, Rose." "Röslein." " Very..." "Very pretty." "German can be a very beautiful language, as in songs like this one." "This is by Schubert." " Words by Goethe." "Music by Schubert." " I say." " Have you heard of Schubert, Rose?" " Yes, Miss." "Good!" " Oh, Miss Elizabeth." " Yes, Rose." " Do you really read all them books?" "Hm, hm, well, not always from cover to cover." "We read the passages Frau Beck directed us to read." "I think I shall improve your mind, Rose." "Thank you, Miss Elizabeth." "But not tonight." "Tonight I'm all at sea, still." "So strange to be home again." "I think I could go to practice for half an hour on the drawing room piano." "Oh, Miss Elizabeth." "We've got to finish your unpacking and then change you and do your hair for dinner." "No, I feel like practicing." "Oh, dear Rose, YOU finish my unpacking, and don't worry." "I can change and do my hair in a jiffy." "[ Door opens and closes ]" "[ Sound of a Chopin waltz from the drawing room ]" "[ Music continues ]" "[ Door opens ]" "Listen..." "Elizabeth really plays quite nicely." "Yes, yes, I suppose she does." "I.." "I do she were more..." "More what?" "Well, more sensible." "You can hardly expect seventeen year old sisters to be sensible." "(Well that better than sex life.) I wish she were more like other girls." "Be patient." "I wish she were more stunning." "I thought she'd stunned us all completely." "Billy was very put out." " I could see that." " And so were you." "I could see that." "Aren't you dining at home tonight?" "No, I promised to dine with Billy in the mess." "You don't think Elizabeth will mind her first night home?" "I'm sure she won't, darling." "[ Kiss ]" " I'm very fond of her." " Of course you are." "And take that worried frown off your brow and get along with you." " Have a good time." " Thanks, Mother." " And James." " Huh?" " You weren't so clever there yourself when seventeen." "Huh-hu, No, I suppose not." "(Why don't we put Elizabeth to found there.)" "[ Waltz plays on ]" "(And then our way) to the Black Forest, which is absolutely (devie)." "It makes you imagine witches and warlocks and all sorts of brothers Grimmsy." " Ow!" " Well, I'm sorry Miss Lizzie." "but you will keep bobbing about." "No." "Wretched, wretched hair." "Let it just hang down or cut off or something." "Like one does for an ordinary mortal." "I don't know what you mean by that." "I'm sure every shop girl is just as particular with her hair." "The difference being that she does it herself." "Oh, a nice mess you'd make of it, I'd be bound." "Rose, don't be naughty." "I did it myself almost every night in Dresden." "Um, we needed no ghost from the grave to tell us that." "What a funny expression." "Where did you hear it?" "I don't know, Miss." "Where that one hears expression and figures pop into you head." "Yeah, but I think that is a quotation." "Rose, get me my Bartlett's edition of quotations." "It's by the bed." " Not now, Miss Lizzie, I've got to do your hair for dinner." " Oh, drat dinner!" "Drat hair!" "Drat, drat, drat!" " Miss Elizabeth." "I must do you hair!" " Oh, for heavens sake, Rose, leave me alone!" "Oh, Miss Lizzie, what a temper." "When we were such good friends." "And so we are, Rose dear, if only you wouldn't fuss so." "I'm sure you wouldn't wish to go to Lady Landerndery's beastly ball looking like a stuffed peacock." "I'm sure I'd be lucky enough to get half the chance, Miss." "Nonsense." "I mean to do something with my life." " [ Knocking ] May I come in?" " Father!" " How's my (daughter)!" " Daddy!" "Ha, ha, ha." "Wild as ever." "Uh, what are we gonna to make of her, Rose?" " A flaming beauty?" "Eh?" " It won't be for want of trying." "Oh, Father, it's so good to see you!" "[ Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss ]" "Ah, you too, my dear." "Now Rose wants to get on with your hair." "You look as though you've been dragged through a hed...hedge backwards." "All right, but stay with me, please." "But, of course." "Well. [ Sigh ]" "And how was the good Frau Beck?" "Oh, we got on very well." "She sends you her Recht herzlichen grüß." "Danke schön, fräulein." "So, work done, now it's play for a time, eh?" "Oh, not too much play, I hope, Father." "Oh, nonsense, (lanolin) will be good for you." "Even fun, I should think, after provincial Germany." "Besides, I want my girl to shine in society." "I won't be a junior minister forever, you know." "In fact, if Rose weren't here, I might tell you there was hope of a cabinet post." "Father, how wonderful!" "Oh, Rose is as secret as the tomb." "But, it's not settled, of course." "A great deal depends on one's family in these matters." "No, Father, you're too important." "Oh, no." "No politician ever gets to the top on his own, Elizabeth." "He has a brilliant wife behind him, or even...an enchanting daughter." "[ Sigh ] I'm not very good enchanting." " You just wait until your mother and Rose" " have finish teaching a few spells." "[ Kiss ]" " It won't come easily to you, you know." "You're not your father's daughter for nothing." "I've suffered greater agonies in the drawing room than ever in a House of Commons debate." " Really?" " Oh, yes." " But, what I can stomach, you can." "Of that I feel sure." " For my sake, (then)." "[ Kiss ] Well, I must go and change, or I shall be late." " I'm dining at home tonight, with the pride of the Bellamys." " Oh." " Huh, huh, huh." "But, that's it, Rose." "I am going to enchant." "A scheme of pink chiffon, gold-spangled net and fine appliqué lace." "A (keine) of line is imparted to the figure by the lace carried down the center-front flanked by clusters of pink chenille fringe sparkling with diamonte." " It sounds like a fireworks display at the Crystal Palace..." "Be serious and take an interest." "What d'you think of this hair style, my lady?" "Oh, that's nice, Rose, that's very nice." "You have excellent taste." "(When I give enough what about this one?" ")" "Elizabeth, what are you doing?" "Darling, do try and put your mind to the business on hand." "Madame Dubois wants the material for your ball dress in a week and we haven't even chosen a (style) yet." "But, don't you think that's pretty?" "Yes, Mother." "What are you grinning for?" "I want a tip, don't I?" "Saucy." "[ Door closes ]" "Now that'll be the material for Miss Elizabeth's ball gown." "Oh, say, can I see it?" "Now, keep your wet hands off it." " Alfred!" " What is it?" "Take this parcel upstairs." "Will you get on with the scrubbing?" "They shall have linen bonnets on their heads." "They shall not gird themselves with anything that causes sweat." " Where's Rose?" " Upstairs with zee dressmakeur." "She hasn't changed the linen in the master's bedroom." "The whole place is (tapsel-tiery)." "[ French dressmaker and Lady Marjorie discuss" "Miss Elizabeth's measurements in French and English ]" " Ninety-two centimeters." "[ Knock on door ]" " Package from Soreses for your ladyship." "[ Door closes ]" " Thank you, Rose." "Bring the scissors here." " Et maintenant, Madame Dubois." " Regardez." " Oh!" " Like it?" " Oh!" "Oh, c'est ravissant!" " Isn't it?" " Et qu'en suplesse." "Oh, c'est magnifique!" " C'est royale." "Where's Rose again?" "Where d'you think?" "The drawing room grate has not been attended to." "You can't expect a lady's maid to get down on her hands and knees to a grate." "Lady's maid now approaches a head house parlor maid, Emily." " Yes, Mr. Hudson." "Wash you hands and face and go and find Rose for me." " What, me go upstairs?" "Yes, and look sharp about it." " Oh, yes, Mr. Hudson." "Are you engaged this dance, Miss Bellamy?" "Uh, no." "No, no, consult your program." " She should pretend to be shortsighted." " Well, whatever for?" " [ Elizabeth laughing ]" " That's considered attractive." " [ Elizabeth laughing ]" "Says so, in my own chart." "[ Elizabeth and James laughing heartily ]" "Now, once again." "Uh, ho, ho, uh, ho, you people go up with the line?" " Huh?" " [Elizabeth laughs ]" " Huh?" " [Elizabeth laughs ]" "[ Indistinct ] That I have the pleasure?" "You may take the risk, Lord Chumbly." "Ah, delightful." "Now come on, Rose, the music." " Ah, right, now, come on." "Here, right foot." " Tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay." "tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay, - tra la la boom di ay," " tra la la boom di ay, - tra la la boom di ay." " [ Emily ] Rose!" "[ Laughter ]" " Excuse me, Miss Elizabeth, but Mr. Hudson wants Rose," " And he told me to come up and get her." " [ Emily cries ] And even the..." " I beg your pardon, Miss Elizabeth." "Tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay." "tra la la boom di ay, tra la la [ Laughing ]" "[ Knock on door ]" "Come in." "[ Door opens ]" "You sent for me, Mr. Hudson?" "Yes." "It is half past eleven, a-girl, and the drawing room grate is not done yet." "I will not have you neglecting the work you're paid to do." "I'm sorry, Mr. Hudson." "It won't occur again." "Where have you been since breakfast?" "I've been helping Mr. James teach Miss Elizabeth to galott." "Good grief, did she not learn to galott in Germany." "What did she go there for?" "It seems it was all book learning." "Book learning is no use to a young lady." "And another thing, Rose." "I agreed with her ladyship that you should attend to Miss Elizabeth for a bit, seeing that Miss Roberts has got her work cut out, but don't abuse your privileges, mind." "No, Mr. Hudson." "It seems that Miss Elizabeth's coming out is worse than a censure debate in parliament for setting the whole house on edge." "Yes, Mr. Hudson." "That'll be all, Rose." "And get that grate done immediately." "Yes, Mr. Hudson." "[ Humming ] Tra la la boom di ay, tra la la boom di ay, tra la la da ti da." "Walk toward me." "Turn." "Walk away." "Turn." "Smile." "Extend your hand." "Two fingers for acquaintance." "Three for a family friend." "And now sit." "Very good." "You really are improving." "And now what do you talk about?" "The weather." "It's always safe to begin with the weather." "I follow my partners lead." "If he's interested in racing, I'm interested in racing." "If cards, cards." "No personalities no politics." "Not even to politicians?" "Especially not to politicians." "They want to enjoy themselves." "I don't suppose any young man will come near my anyway." "That we'll have to see." "But if you are a wallflower, what do you do?" "I talk, animatedly, to my chaperone." "And if a young man turns up, I keep talking and smiling." "And don't forget." "Let him think he's interrupted a scintillating conversation." "You'd scarcely noticed you were not engaged for the dance." "You'd been unaware of the music." "And I accept him,...ha,..." "with delighted surprise." "Oh, Mother." "What is the difference between this and being in action?" "Don't try to be shocking, and do sit properly." " My dear!" " We're in here, dear." " Wonderful news about the Landerndery's ball." "The king and queen are going to be there." "I've spoken to Frances Knowles, and Elizabeth is to be presented." "Richard, how splendid." "Frances suggests that Aunt Kate present her." "Du lieber Gott!" "[ Good heavens!" "]" "Haven't you finished yet, Rose?" "I want to see it." "There." "Go and have a look." "[ Gasp ] Oh, what have you done?" "Is that really me?" "[ Laughing happily ]" "What on earth are you doing, Rose?" "Ah, practicing." "Well, I'll not have the servant's hall turned into a hair dressing salon." "[ Emily giggling ]" "Come down at once, Emily." " Take that bird's nest off your head." " Ha, ha, ha." "[ Pearce ]" " You're sure lookin' Cinderella." "[ Emily ] Lead me to my coach, fella." "[ Laughing ]" "You get on with the saucepan, or you might be finished before midnight." "Poor little old cinders." "Here, what's it all been made of then, Rose?" "I'm practicing Miss Lizzie's hairstyle for the Londonderry Ball." "Come over here." "Could you do one for me, so I could wear up the feathers on the secondary heights. [ Laughing ]" "Why aren't you waiting outside with the carriage?" "They ain't ready yet, that's why." "Here, you ought to practice on Mrs. Bridges. [ Laughter ]" "Lovely head of hair, that. [ Laughter ]" "Plenty of scope." "Something to get your hands into." "Ha, ha, ha, ha." "All right." "All right." "Keep your hair on. [ Laughter ]" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." "You'd better get on with the mending, Rose." "You're not a lady's maid all the time, you know." "Yes, Mrs. Bridges." "[ Bell rings ]" "Well, now, that's me." "We're off. [ Pearce sighs ]" "Will you go tonight, then?" "Naw, one of them working class clothes men they're all closing Sloan's Square." " So long, gorgeous." " Oh, you...." " Ha, ha, ha." "[ Discussion of Elizabeth's ball gown in French and English ]" "Rose, put those against the skirt." "[ Knock ] May I come in the work shop?" " Sweat shop!" "Just a moment, Richard." "Rose, quickly, Miss Elizabeth's tiara." "Thank you." "There." "Lovely." "All right, Richard, you can come in now." "Well, [ Door closes ] what do you think?" "Oh, yes, yes." "Very nice, indeed." "[ French ]" "So tight!" "It's all very well, but don't expect me to breathe." "Oh, of course not." "You'll be carried into the ball, sat down on the wallflower's bench, and that'll be the end of you." "It's no joking matter." "The best I can manage at the moment is a stiff-legged hop." "Well, the hop is all the rage this season." "[ Humming and dancing ]" "Wha-What about the hair?" "Rose is in charge of that." "Rose, show Mr. Bellamy the style we've chosen." "Enchanting." "I see I'm going to be a very proud father." "Well, don't look so gloomy, lad." "Ha." "It's not the Second Coming, you know, only the Londonderry's Ball." "You won't look so smug on the Day of Judgement." "Is that right, cocker?" "Heh, heh, heh." "Not when you smell the fires of Hell burning." "Oh, I donno, the company there might be a darn sight more larky than the other place." "I shouldn't like to carry your weight of sin." "You don't like carrying nothing." " Now then, you two, look sharp." "We'll be leaving any minute." "Horses ready, Mr. Pearce?" "Groomed and shining like coal." "[ Albert whinnies like a horse ]" "And we're ready to meet our maker, if need be." "Well, that won't be necessary for the moment." "Carry on Mr. Pearce." "[ Alfred trips Pearce ] Alfred!" "You may call the rest of the staff." "Are you sure you won't take a glass of sherry, Aunt Kate?" "Marge and Elizabeth may be a few minutes, yet." "No, thank you, Richard." "Since I'm to be seated on the Prime Minister's left, then I prefer to keep a clear head." "Huh, maybe he'll fire an unexpected question at you." " Such as your views on the Irish question." "Such as why my cousin Charles refuses to serve in his cabinet." "I can hardly inform him, between mouthfuls of roast duck, that cousin Charles thinks he's the most ineffectual prime minister we've had since Lord North." " So how will you answer?" "Oh, I shall become very feminine, change the subject to the" " Italian Gardens at Southwald." " Huh, huh." " Is he going on with the ball?" " Who?" " Mr. Balfour?" " I doubt it." "He doesn't care much for social functions." "James, you must dance with your sister." " Oh, naturally." " And your Aunt Kate." "Now, that'll be a pleasure." "Fiddlesticks." " Are they ready, Hudson." " Shortly, sir, the carriages are at the door." "[ Ahem ] I have taken the liberty of assembling the staff, sir." "To see Miss Elizabeth, sir." "Excellent idea." "Well, come along, then." "We'll go out and meet them in the hall." "[ Door opens ]" "Good evening, Mrs. Bridges." "Good evening, sir." "They're just coming, and then it's beautiful!" "Why, I.." "I do beg your pardon, sir." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting." "Oh, mademoiselle." "Mademoiselle." "[ Ohhs and ahhs while repairs are made ]" "[ Indistinct ] Disaster, isn't it?" "Very, very fine, dear." "You look charming." "Thank you, Aunt Kate." "How shall we go?" "I shall go in Aunt Kate's carriage with, uh, James, and you and Elizabeth can go with (Kips)." "That'll give you more room." "Come along, Kate." "Yes, we've got quite a way you know to Covent Gardens." "[ Party's cheerful chatter ]" "[ Staff's cheerful chatter ]" "Well, I think you did a very good piece of work there, Rose." "Thank you, Mr. Hudson." "I feel this calls for a small célébration, eh, Madame?" "Oh, Monsieur Hudson." "Ah, Seeing that we have the honor of a guest from France," "I dare say that we can lay our hands on a wee bottle of Château Lafite 91." "[ More cheerful chatter ]" "Come along, then, let us all repair downstairs." "[ More cheerful chatter ]" "I..." "I..." "Shall we sit down here?" "Why not?" "Uh...could I get a...(waterite)?" "No, thank you." "Uh, uh, I believe this is our waltz." "I'm still giddy from the polka." "Will you excuse me, Mr. Watson?" "Gladly." "Uh...i...i...if you insist." "I do insist." "Oh, please feel free to find another partner if you want to dance." "I...i...if you're sure?" "Quite sure." "I say, it's awfully decent of you." "Elizabeth?" "What on earth?" "Where's Billy?" "Waltzing." "How about you?" "Not waltzing." "Ah, but I've engaged you for the first three dances." "I relinquish the pleasure." "Ah, uh, oh, Elizabeth." "Why can't you take an interest in these?" "Instead of...sulking out here on your own." "I prefer it out here." "But you won't get another partner unless you show yourself." "I don't want another partner, thank you." "And I refuse to sit among those (Rafendell) dowagers listening to their vicious gossip." "If you could only see your face." "It's not a funeral, you know." "Why can't you smile and be happy?" "Because I'm not happy, James." "I'm hating every minute of it." " I don't think I can stand anymore." " You're not even trying." "If I have to stay here much longer I shall screek out loud." "Why can't you be more like other girls, eh?" "Ha." "There you are." "I do hope I haven't kept you waiting." "You're like a flash of lightning." "Right now, I present my sister Elizabeth, Miss Cynthia Cartwright." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" "Isn't it a wonderful ball and such a (devie) band." " Well, it's a matter of..." " Excuse us." "Come on." "There you are Elizabeth." "Have you seen your father and Aunt Kate?" " No." " This is (very) what you needed, isn't it?" "Yes, it is." " Mother, may I present Miss Cynthia Cartwright." " How do you do?" " Good evening Lady Marjorie." " I believe we met at Cannes last year." " That was [ Indistinct ]." " Oh, yes, of course, I remember." "You were wearing a very pretty hat." " [ Indistinct conversations ]" " There you are." "I was beginning to worry." " Don't fuss, Marjorie." "The whole party has just arrived." " Where's Elizabeth?" "Oh, she was sitting there a moment ago." "Bringing in the queen." "They're going to start in." "Now, we don't want to be late." "James." "Where's Elizabeth?" "She was here a moment ago." "She's disappeared." "The presentation's about to start." "Go and find her." "Where on earth could she have gone to?" "Oh, she probably had an attack of nerves and has gone to the cloak room." "I'll go and see." "Thank you." "Tell her she must hurry." "[ Announcement ]" "What could she be doing." "Really it's too bad of her." "Well, if she doesn't come in a moment, I'll have to go in without her." "[ Announcement ]" "She's going to be late." "The silly girl." "She was sitting on that sofa a moment ago." "She must have slipped away deliberately." "I'll never forgive her." "[ Announcement ]" " She's not in the cloakroom, and I've looked everywhere." "Richard, what shall we do?" " The footman downstairs shed..." "said she left a few minutes ago." "She had her cloak on, and ran out through the front door." " She left the ball by herself?" " She can't have." "[ Announcement ]" "I'll have to go in and explain." "She must have taken leave of her senses." "[ Announcement ]" "Oh, Richard, how could she let us down like this?" "How could she?" "[ Clock chimes;" "carriage arrives ]" "That's them." "Come on, wake up a-girl, they're back." "Your young lady will want undressing and put into bed." "Oh, oh Lord." "If the life of a lady's maid isn't (to your shillies)." "I know." "I know." "[ Door closes ]" "Hudson, where's Miss Elizabeth?" "Sir?" "She must have come home?" "I don't think so, my lady." "I, I at least I didn't hear her." "Did you, Miss Roberts?" "Oh, no, no, Mr. Hudson." " Well, Rose." " Yes, sir." " Go and find Miss Elizabeth." " Oh, but..." " Do as you are told." "Go and look in her room." "Brandy in the morning room, Hudson." "Very good, sir." "Everything is all right, I trust?" "We're not sure, Hudson." "Fetch the brandy." "Yes, sir." "Proper do, isn't it Mr. Hudson?" "It is neither proper nor a do, Mrs. Roberts." "[ Knock on door ]" "Miss Elizabeth." "[ Knock ]" "Miss Lizzie." "[ Knocks and opens door ]" "Miss Elizabeth." "Well." "She's not in her room, sir." "I see." "That will do, Hudson." "I think we'd better go to bed." "Very good, sir." "Rose can wait up for Miss Elizabeth." "Yes, sir." "After all you've done for her." "To behave like this." "Never mind that, now." "Where is she?" "An innocent 17 year old girl loose in the streets of London." "I think we ought to notify the police." "Oh no, James." "Suppose the newspapers got hold of it." "What can she be thinking of?" "Has it occurred to you that something may have happened to her?" "Nonsense, she's more than capable of taking care of herself." "No, she's just done this to annoy us." "Elizabeth is not like that." "No?" "What about her behavior at dinner?" "I know, I know." "Interrupting Hugh Cecil and quoting yards from some obscure German philosopher." "I don't think he minded." "He was very startled." "I can assure you of that." "Oh, it was a pretty awful showing you must admit." "Well, talking won't help." "I think you two better go to bed." "I'll wait up for her." "If she's not here by daylight, I'll telephone the police." "Come along James." "I'm exhausted." "Good night, Richard." "It was to have been such a happy evening for all of us." "Elizabeth, it seems, had other ideas." "[ Sigh ]" "Is there anything I can do, Father?" "No, thank you, James." "You better go to bed." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "[ Clock chimes two o'clock ]" "[ Clock chimes ] [ Knock on door ]" "[ Loud knocking ]" "[ Clock chimes;" "Rose unlocks door ]" "Miss Elizabeth." "(Tell me to sit up), for goodness sake." "(Twenty-one after two.) [ Door closes ]" "You father's half out of his mind!" "Where have you been?" "I ran away from the ball." "Oh, Rose, it was awful!" "What d'ya mean, you, you ran away?" "'Twas sickening." "Absolutely sickening!" "All those ridiculous stuffed shirts." "Those repulsive flirting females." "The great yawning boredom of their chatter." "What do you think of the ball?" "What do you think of the band?" "What DO you think of the weather?" "And did you SEE the king's filly race at Newmarket?" "Oh, God, it was more than I could stand." "So I...ran away through the front door." "You ran away?" "Oh, the SHAME of it all." "Shame indeed." "No, not the running away, silly." "The shame of all that waste and extravagance when outside ther...there's so much poverty and hardship." "Where've you been all this time?" "I've been walking through the streets." "How people stared." "Police constable:" ""Are you all right, Miss?"" ""Oh, yes, officer." "Don't bother about me."" ""Look after the hungry, the weak, the oppressed."" ""I'm from a good home." "Goodnight, officer."" "Goodnight London." "Oh, I'm exhausted." "Your father's waiting up for you." "Oh, no, I can't face him, now." "Coward." "What did you say, Rose?" "Coward!" " I should slap your face!" " I'll slap yours!" "Rose!" "Don't Rose me." "You stand around in your finery, looking a proper mess and all." "Everything we've all done for you turned to ridicule." "Don't Rose me!" "Oh, you don't understand what you're talking about." "No, I'm ignorant, no doubt." "I didn't go to Germany." "All I know is, your father and mother are worried out of their minds and you sit here complaining 'cause you was invited to the grandest ball of the season." "The season." "What season?" "All seasons are alike to the poor and hungry." "What do you care about poor people?" "You only care about yourself." "You ran away." "You're a coward, and you'll break you father's heart." "Hold your tongue, Rose!" "Father will understand." "Of course he will." "'Cause he loved you." "He may even forgive you, in time." "Though your mother never will, and I never will!" "You?" "What on earth has it got to do with you?" "You mind your place." "I'll mind mine when you mind yours." "Rose!" "Don't keep saying Rose in that hoity-toity way." "I know what my place is." "I put sticks through the grates, light the fires, make the tea, draw the bath, serve the breakfast, make the beds, change the linen, answer all the bells." "I know what my place is, all right." "Do you know yours?" "I know it's not my place to argue with you." "Oh, you don't like a few whole truths." "You're a spoiled brat." "When you don't like something, you run away from it." "All full of grand reasons and love of the poor." "But when a house maid tells you what she thinks of you soon put her in her place back in..." "Rose, it isn't true!" "Then prove it." "Go and apologize to your father." "He's waiting upstairs." "No, I can't." "I won't." "There you are...coward." "Will you stop saying that, Rose." "You make me so angry." " Good." "So am I." " All right." "Just give me one reason, one good reason why I should conform to all this silliness when I hate it so." "Oh, I'll give you a reason." "And you know it as well as I do." " Your father..." " All right, I did my best for his sake." "I sat through dinner trying to be intelligent but nobody wanted to listen." "'Course they didn't want to listen to you." "You're only seventeen." "You ain't got nothing to say yet." "I've got plenty to say." "Then you'd best keep it to yourself." "I won't be able to keep my hands off you much longer." "What a maid." "You listen, Rose!" "Ow, it's hurting." "I'll tell." "I'll bet you would and all." " [ Lizze whines ]" " Now, sit down and listen to me." "I do my work as best I can, 'cause one day I mean to be a proper lady's maid to a proper lady." "Now, Mr. Hudson runs this house like a clockwork machine." "And Mrs. Bridges may be an old cow, but she cooks her dream and" "I knows it's a pleasure to put on the table." "We're the bottom of the ladder, see." "Were the...the will to the cart." "And we're content it should be so 'cause the master's a proper gentlemen, what we really like and respect and does his work right in the houses of parliament, and my lady's a beauty and very gentile." "And we feel that...we...this whole house is a part a London society." "London society." "The parrot house of the zoological gardens." "London society I said, and London society I meant." "Well, that's the hub of the empire, isn't it?" "The empire on which the sun will never set." "[ Sigh ] If you can't feel the glow of that like I can, I'm sorry for you." "I don't suppose you've ever been up Piccadilly on a Saturday night on top of an omnibus." "Oh, uh, that's when you feel its great heart thumping." "That's when you're proud to be part of it." "I know my place all right." "I'm proud of my place." "As long as you're all of you, know yours and keep to it." "[ Sigh ] How would it be if I was to go singing and dancing in the drawing room, or sliding down the banisters?" "And (some) of us do step out the line." "If you're not a proper lady, then I don't want to be your lady's maid." "That's all I've got to say." "[ Sniff ] Now you can tell on me, [ Sniff ] and have me turned out." " [ Sobs ]" " I wish you would slide down the banisters." "Oh, Rose." "I love you very much." "And I am sorry if I was rude to you." "I don't blame you for giving me a piece of your mind, but" "I've got a mind, too, you know." "I know what I've done is dreadful for Father." "I know I've got to eat humble pie for the time being, but" "I'm not going to be cowed, Rose." "There are ideas stirring in this great city." "Oh, I..." "I don't understand everything, I" "I'm uncertain and muddled sometimes." "But, if only half of what I read is true, then London society may be heading for a nasty surprise." "What, then they're wicked books and ought to be burned." "No, Rose, they're good and difficult books." "And they're written by good and serious men." "[ Gasp ] I told you I don't understand everything, but" "I mean to one day." "Well, you are cleverer than me." "No, Rose, I'm not cleverer than you." "I'm not worse or better either." "I love you very much." "More like a sister than servant." "Oh, then, that's not right, and I've overstepped my place." "Oh, damn your place!" "Oh, Miss Elizabeth." "And now, just for your sake, I'm going to be brave and face up to Father." "[ Sigh ]" "Now, give me a kiss, and say we're friends again." "[ Sigh ] [ Kiss ] [ Hug and comfort ]" " Lead me to the slaughter." " [ Sigh ] Oh." "Where is he?" "In the morning room." "Come with me, Rose." "Very good, Miss Elizabeth." "[ Sigh ]" "We should knock." "Good luck." " And remember, he loves you." " [ Sigh ]" "[ Door opens ]" "Miss Elizabeth, sir." "Eliza." "[ Kiss and hug ]" "[ Door closes and sighs ]" "[ Sighs ]"
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"You..." "Kagome!" "Do not hand over the Jewel!" "The Sacred Jewel increases the power of these demons." "Could it be cursed?" "I show no mercy!" "Especially to women whose scent I dislike!" "split down the middle!" "weren't you." "Shoot!" "anyway?" "!" "Don't you dare treat me like some dumb Centipede Monster!" "Priestess Kaede!" "Perhaps that arrow sealing the spell shouldn't've been removed... for pity's sake..." "That troublemaking hellion!" "Prepare yourself!" "Prepare myself?" "!" "How can I?" "Now it's mine!" "What's this?" "!" "Kagome!" "Recite the Word to hold Inuyasha's spirit!" "Huh?" "What?" "Just say something!" "To subjugate the Inuyasha!" "will you?" "!" "You fool!" "Subjugate him?" "But what do I say?" "S..." "S..." "Sit!" "Sit!" "Sit!" "Sit!" "It held him." "Wh-What's this?" "!" "Damn!" "Inuyasha." "Your powers cannot remove the rosary." "old hag!" "You're first in line!" "Tho' you look half-dead already." "The Word..." "Sit!" "then..." "Let us return to the village." "How weird..." "All I said was "Sit." "Let's see..." "I'll apply more salve on the wound on your belly." "Oww...!" "They're fixing the houses destroyed by that Centipede Monster." "So much work!" "This does not bode well at all." "Now that the Sacred Jewel has reappeared... there will be others who seek to possess it." "Like yesterday..." "And not just demons... who have evil in their hearts." "With all the violence in the world... it follows there will be those who seek the Jewel's power... to realize their greedy ambitions." "Huh." "Hey!" "Why are you here anyway?" "Give me the Sacred Jewel!" "It seems the holding power of the rosary is quite effective." "Even if he gets near the Sacred Jewel... we do not have to worry." "Why do you want the Sacred Jewel?" "You're awfully strong right now." "do you?" "He is only half demon." "You old hag!" "anyway." "Don't talk as if you know all about me!" "Don't you understand?" "I guess it can't be helped." "I am the younger sister of Kikyo... the one who put the spell on you." "I am Kaede." "Kaede?" "So..." "You're that kid?" "Fifty years have passed." "And I have grown old." "And that means... too." "Humans age so easily." "That's the way it goes." "My sister Kikyo died." "On the same day that she shot the spellbound arrow at you." "huh?" "What a relief!" "it is too early to breathe a sigh of relief." "Kagome..." "Kikyo." "What?" "It's not just your appearance or psychic powers... but the fact that you carried the Jewel within yourself... that is irrefutable proof." "Kagome." "I must protect this Jewel...?" "That's ridiculous..." "She's what?" "!" "High Priestess Kikyo's...?" "she does seem quite saintly..." "What's up?" "The kid's the reincarnation of High Priestess Kikyo." "Watch your language!" "Show some respect for the young lady!" "The "young lady" is a reincarnation!" "They're worshipping me!" "So..." "She's dead." "Here!" "I'll share with you." "What?" "!" "What's with all that food?" "The villagers' offerings." "can't you come down?" "Let's eat together." "I know it." "Am not." "Only... don't you?" "You've noooo idea how much!" "Look... but this lady named Kikyo." "I'm Kagome!" "I'm not Kikyo!" "So won't you be a little nicer to me?" "Are you stupid or what?" "!" "I don't care who you are!" "I have to be merciless!" "I see." "then... and... sorry!" "I didn't mean that." "Nnyagh!" "It's been two days since I arrived here." "Gramps." "Sota..." "Mom..." "They must be so worried." "I've gotta find a way to get back home." "Great." "They've followed the scent of the Jewel." "Nasty vermin..." "The Inuyasha Forest..." "The Dry Well..." "I climbed out of there... so shouldn't it have a clue about how to get home?" "Kagome...?" "Kagome...!" "She's nowhere to be found in the village." "She couldn't have left the village alone...?" "I ought to have explained to her in more detail... about the evil ones who seek the Sacred Jewel." "Found it!" "The Dry Well I came out of." "Oww!" "Boss!" "I captured her just like you ordered!" "She really has some strange clothes on." "What's this flimsy wrap-around?" "you pervert!" "you asked for it!" "Exposing yourself like that!" "You wanna marry me?" "Wh-Who are you guys?" "Give me the Jewel!" "wait!" "Hey Boss!" "Slice 'er in half in one swift stroke." "Let me go!" "Start praying!" "B-Boss!" "Made a mistake... where are you aiming?" "!" "It's her!" "Aren't you gonna slay this girl?" "!" "There's something wrong with your boss." "Snap out of it or it'll be your turn next." "Don't you get it?" "!" "No!" "Will somebody tell me... why is it that... who hasn't done a thing... has to go through this?" "great." "That stupid girl!" "Where'd she go with the Jewel?" "!" "Are you all right?" "!" "The exit is blocked!" "Can you stand?" "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "The Jewel..." "Give me the Sacred Jewel..." "He wants this Jewel." "he won't come after me." "And not just demons... who have evil in their hearts." "All will come seeking the Jewel." "But why me?" "!" "I have to get out of here!" "Hey-y-y!" "Huh..." "I know!" "Take him!" "The Jewel..." "The Sacred Jewel!" "Now!" "Let's all push against the wall!" "Boss!" "It's no good!" "I am not your boss!" "Inuyasha!" "we're going ahead." "Thanks again..." "You came to rescue me?" "Is it safe?" "The Sacred Jewel!" "Huh?" "I'm asking you if the Sacred Jewel is safe!" "Well..." "What's that smell?" "!" "That putrid smell!" "What?" "!" "His heart must've been torn apart a couple of nights ago." "Then it nested there." "He was being manipulated...?" "I thought something was strange about him." "Corpse Crows aren't too strong." "They use dead bodies to fight." "Disgusting!" "It got away!" "Aren't you going after it?" "I can't go after every stupid demon." "after all." "But..." "Forget it!" "I'm the one doing the fighting!" "So I decide!" "Now what about the Sacred Jewel?" "Ahh!" "Is that the Jewel in its beak?" "!" "you...!" "I never said anything about having it on me." "Follow me!" "No way it's gettin' away." "What're you doing?" "!" "Hurry and shoot that thing down!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "I've never used a bow and arrow in my life." "The Corpse Crow survives by eating human flesh!" "it might transform!" "It just swallowed the Jewel!" "I'll try it." "All right!" "Heh!" "I won't need a girl like her." "Make it one shot!" "Kikyo was a master archer!" "I am Kagome!" "please lend me your power..." "Hit it!" "are you?" "Then you must be a klutz!" "now it's gettin' bigger!" "Aim!" "Oww!" "Now I get it!" "No way you're Kikyo incarnated!" "Now I know not to expect nothin'." "Inuyasha!" "My son!" "Looking for food already?" "you'd better think about running away from me first!" "You can't hunt if you're bein' hunted!" "No!" "Save the child!" "right!" "Soul Stealer!" "Where is it?" "Where's the Sacred Jewel!" "My son!" "Shokichi!" "I'm glad I went to swimming classes." "How is she doin' that?" "!" "So fast!" "She must be a kappa!" "A water-imp!" "First time I saw one up-close!" "Help!" "Hang on!" "Relax..." "The kappa is swimming' on its back!" "impossible!" "you stupid..." "Hey girl!" "Where's the Sacred Jewel?" "!" "Shokichi!" "Ma!" "I was so scared!" "Wh-What?" "!" "lady!" "Thank you so much." "Thank you!" "really." "Ahh!" "It's gettin' away!" "I guess this is no time to be fighting." "Aha!" "May I use your bow and arrow?" "Huh?" "But it's so far away..." "No way she can get it." "for sure..." "I'll get it!" "She attached the foot of the Corpse Crow..." "The crow's foot will be drawn by the power of the Sacred Jewel." "I did it!" "She got it...?" "But... what's that light?" "Priestess Kaede..." "Up in the sky!" "I've got a bad feeling about this..." "Are you sure it's around here?" "Yeah..." "I feel it..." "But I wonder what it was..." "that light?" "Die!" "Could this be...?" "Could this be"...what." "A fragment of the Sacred Jewel...?" "Wh..." "What did you say?" "!" "The Sacred Jewel is in pieces!" "Since even ONE piece can make demons powerful... it's up to us to get them back!" "Of course Inuyasha will want them for himself..." "What am I gonna do?" "!" "Isn't a girl who uses hair like wires bad enough?" "Next time:" "Down the Rabbit Hole and Back Again" "See you soon!"
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"Previously on iZombie..." "The night of boat party, you were selling tainted Utopium." "We need more of it if we're gonna make more of the cure." "I didn't cut it." "But I know who did." "BYRON:" "There are zombies living among us." " You want me to kill them?" " Yes." "You've got the wrong man for the job." "We do know of one zombie, Liv Moore." "Got you over a barrel, big guy." "MAJOR:" "Utopium!" "We need to get more of this!" "GILDA:" "You would not believe the guy we hired." " I get it." "You're not talking to me." " I just need some time." "For anyone in the Utopium trade, party's over." "Not a word from Peyton in three months." "And then she just shows up?" "Yeah, my left nut you went to third base with Jolene Fisk." "You don't got to believe it." "I've got my memories." "Up the shirt's not third." "Third's in-the-pants stuff." "Shut up, Butterball." "The only boobs you've ever seen are your own." "Dude, toss the beer." "Get down!" "(CAR PASSES BY)" "No way!" "What the..." " (CHUCKLES)" " Dude." "You jackasses ready to have some fun?" "(CHUCKLES)" "(THEME SONG PLAYING)" "_" "Seattle police are in pursuit of an armed suspect who gunned down a clerk at this Sack Pack in Queen Anne last night." " Security footage shows a..." " (SHUTS OFF)" " (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS)" " INSTRUCTOR: 5, 6, 7, 8." "That's 1, 2, 3, and 4, 5, 6, 7, 8." "(MUSIC STOPS)" "Nice!" "Great job today, early birdies!" "(CHUCKLES)" "I missed you so much." "God, I know." " So hard." " (CHUCKLES)" "I'm gonna spill your juice." "You stalked me and you brought me a present?" "That birthday cake you left last night." "It meant the world to me." "Look, um..." "When I left," "I can't lie, I resented you." "I can't tell if it was more, "I can't believe my best friend is a zombie,"" "or, "I can't believe my best friend didn't tell me she's a zombie."" " I get that." " While I was away I had a chance to really put myself in your shoes, and..." "Ugh, I realized how hard this last year must have been for you." "You gave up being a surgeon, you gave up the love of your life." "And then I bailed." "Well, to be fair, you had just seen me stab someone in the head." "Knives sticking out of you like a pin cushion." "Eyes all red." "Yeah." "No!" "Ravi needs me." "But we have to celebrate soon." "And I have zombie questions." "Okay?" "I mean, I wrote them down." "They're a few pages." "(CHUCKLES)" " Thank you for coming back." " I love you, too." "Go." "(SIGHS)" "(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)" "Damn it." "Mmm." "Cut me off a piece of that for breakfast." "Oh, Rita." "Fine." "I'll fend for myself." "Check a few zombie souls off your little list today, like a good boy." "As you wish." " RAVI:" "Major?" " Yeah, man." "Sorry I'm late." "Aw!" "Hey, Dog." "Yeah, that's the smell of sex and self-loathing." "Sorry I'm late." "I knew I had to take you to work." "Had my alarm set." "But, uh, my phone ran out of juice." "Don't worry about it." "I get my car back today." "That said, things are different now with Minor here." "Minor?" " He was whining all night." " You named the dog Minor?" "Then he found his way into the bathroom trash." "Dude, I'm sorry." "It won't happen again." "You ready to go?" " Oh, actually..." " (DOORBELL RINGS)" "Oh." " You are here." " Yeah, that'll happen occasionally." "You know, I uh, live here, so..." "Oh, sorry, I uh..." "It didn't seem like you were gonna show, so I called Liv." "Oh, my God!" "You have a dog?" "Hiya, cutie, what's your name?" " Minor." " Dog." "Yeah, anyway, uh, I should take him out." "So, come on." "Still needs time." "(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)" "Hmm." "Bat signal." "Shall we?" "LIV:" "Only one guy at the door?" "Where is everyone?" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO)" "Bit of a skeleton crew today." "Oh, a cashier was shot at a Sack Pack in Queen Anne." "Lot of resources going to the manhunt." "Lots of convenience store clerks get shot." "But the shmancy ones in Queen Anne get a manhunt?" "That hardly seems fair." " Hey, you preaching to the choir." " How about you, love?" " Any thoughts on fairness?" " This is Lacy Cantrell." "Thirty-two years old." "Transplanted Texan." "She's a waitress at that country music joint, The Slow Roll." "Her landlady found her when she came by to collect overdue rent." "Oh, we'll have to confirm with autopsy, but the bruise pattern and petechia both suggest manual strangulation." "Closet door was found open." "There's hangers knocked down, clothes and stockings trampled on the floor." "Could be our killer was waiting for her in the closet." "I'd scrape under her fingernails for skin samples, but the dish gloves likely mean no DNA." "No DNA." "Nobody saw anything, nobody heard anything." "A flying start." "What about you, Zoltar?" "Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton." "I'd say Lacy was a little bit country." "And I'm a little bit "let's rock and roll." Tell me something I can't see." "Lacy was sending letters to a man named Matt Sudak." "Up at the State Penitentiary in Walla Walla." "They were all sent back unopened." "Didn't see that." "DEVORE:" "Mmm." "Come in." "This is my voice when I'm happy." "You want a gold star?" "Find me the gun." "Manhunt's over." "We got the convenience store shooter." "Same clothes he was wearing in the footage, and he had 400 bucks on him." "The amount missing from the register." "But no gun." " Enough to hold him..." " But we need the gun to make it stick." "This is FBI Agent Dale Bozzio." "She'll be working out of our offices for a while, looking into a string of missing person cases." "It seems someone is targeting rich guys in Seattle." "First, Alan York, the astronaut, went missing." "Then, there was Tim Addis, heir to the Addis timber fortune." "Followed closely by Colin Andrews, a tech pioneer who was last seen jogging in Seward Park." "We want a download on Terrence Fowler." "I understand he's missing now, and he fits the profile." "Fowler's wife, Taylor, was a murder-for-hire." "I figured he took off, given the suspicion that he was somehow involved." "But my APB got no hits." "I'd like to take a look at anything you have on him." " If you don't mind." " He doesn't." "Help her out with whatever she needs, Babineaux." "Happy to." "(GROANS) God help me, that smells sensational." "The man locked up in Walla Walla, the one our victim sent all these unopened letters to, was a boyfriend." "Matt Sudak." "They moved here together from Texas." "Seems he and Lacy broke up while he was in the joint, after she confirmed in one of these that she had a one-night stand with one of his buddies." "According to his P.O., Sudak was released a month ago." "Sounds promising." "Well, these make it sound like Matt wasn't the type of guy who'd let Lacy go without a fight." "She sent this one a week before he was released." ""I can't stop thinking about that run-down motel" ""on the way from Lubbock." ""About your smell and your weight on me..."" " Oh, sorry, wrong spot." " Sounds like the right spot to me." "Clive." "This is a, uh, safe zone." "Tell us about his weight on you." "(SIGHS) Here we go." ""I can't stop thinking about that bar in Lubbock," ""when that wildcatter started chatting me up." ""You threw him clean across the room." ""When we made love that..."" "Oh, okay." "Yeah, right." "I hate that phrase, "made love."" "It's like sex went and hired a PR firm." "Well, I just say, "do sex." You know, like, uh..." ""Thank you for doing sex with me."" "Okay." "Um, here." "Uh..." "Here we go. "I know when you get out we won't be together again." ""I know I gotta let you go." ""Promise me when you're out, you'll forget about me." "Please..."" "♪ I got to let you go ♪" ""Please just tell me you won't do anything crazy."" "Crazy is Sue's M.O. He was doing 15 months for aggravated assault." "He put a guy in the hospital in a barroom brawl." "Nearly beat him to death with a pool cue." "Spurned lover with a wicked temper could be our guy." "Lacy was choked to death so hard, there were fractures in her hyloid bone and laryngeal cartilage." "Sue's working at a pawn shop downtown." "Wanna go for a ride?" "Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?" "Is a pig's rump pork?" "I'm gonna start walking." "If all that meant yes, catch up." "_" " Hey there." " Hi." "Lookin' for anything particular?" "Matt Sudak." "(GROANS) In back." "Sue!" "Ya got visitors." "Seattle's finest." "That was quick." "You were expecting us?" "Makes sense when you're a parolee whose ex gets murdered." "Why don't you start with the last time you saw Lacy." "I only seen her once since I got out of the joint." "Went down to The Slow Roll one night and she was on stage." "Lacy's been writing songs, singing 'em for a long time." "All these old feelings came rushing back, so I got up and left." "I never spoke a word." "Still, I'd have laid down in traffic if she asked me to." "She wanted you to forgive her." "How would you know what she wanted?" "All those letters that she sent you, that you never bothered to read?" "I did." "Then I guess you know all about her hooking' up with my so-called friend?" "She couldn't wait a year for me!" "It was a test, and she failed it." "Ever think that maybe you failed a test when you nearly beat a man to death with a pool cue?" "Let's start over." "How 'bout you tell us where you were last night?" "Last night I was drinkin' with my buddy Phil." "He's right out front." "Go and ask him." "When we're done here." "As expected, he was a peach." "Phil." "You mind telling us where you were last night around 10:00?" "Uh, my place." "Knocking back a few beers with Sue." "He was with me all night." "(STRUMS)" "You got a good eye there, miss." " How long you been playing?" " Just picked it up." "(PLAYS CHORDS)" "(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Just like ringing a bell." "I'll take it." "Why don't you wrap up one of those banjos for me while we're at it?" "Later, we'll do some pickin' and grinnin'." "I'll be in the car." "So, that's a no on the banjo?" "♪ When you near beat a man to death and got yourself thrown in ♪" "♪ Walla Walla State Pen ♪" "Love and murder." "Country song staples." "It's called The Ballad of Sue and Lacy." "It's a working title." "I'm hoping a clue might come out of it." "(SNIFFS)" "Are you wearing cologne?" "Uh, it's called Desire-Rx." "It has human pheromones in it." " I'm a walking sex experiment." " Seeing Steph again tonight?" "Obviously." "She's my test subject." "Look at you!" "You don't know whether to wind your watch or scratch your ass." "I'm fairly certain I do." "My watch self-winds." "My ass, on the other hand... (PLAYS GUITAR)" "You're wearing a cologne made of pheromones?" "How do you know whose pheromones are even in there?" "You think the cologne makers were like, "Hey, death-row inmate," ""scrape some pheromones into this cup." "There's a pack of cigarettes in it for ya."" " It's a possibility." " Me, I choose to believe they have the Hemsworth brothers on an elliptical wearing nothing but sponges." "That would explain why I like it so much." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Major!" "Feel free to go straight upstairs!" "Oh." "Hi." "Sorry, guys." "You're not Major." " Hi, I'm Steph." " Hi." "Peyton." "So, uh, what's with the, uh suitcases?" "Is, uh, everything okay?" "It was until you just asked that." "Wait, did Major not tell you?" "He said I could crash here until my new place is ready." "He did not." "Uh, but you know, hey, (STAMMERS) you're welcome here, you know." "That's sweet." "Thank you." "Well." "I'm starving." "So, I'll just drop my suitcases and go out and grab something." " Nice to meet you, Steph." " Yeah." "That's the girl you used to date?" "Damn, playa!" "No, no." "I'm not high-fiving that." "I wasn't born yesterday." "(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS)" "Hey." "Manager around?" "He's holed up in the back right now." "Under the weather." "Something I can help you with?" "Follow me." "It's like a nightmare come true." "We're all just heartbroken about Lacy." "(COUGHS)" " When did you see her last?" " When she clocked out last night." "I'd say, around 9:00?" "Did she leave with anyone?" "Argue with anyone?" "No, everyone loved Lacy." "I mean, she was a..." "She was a spitfire." "Was she acting strangely at all?" "Well, she seemed a little frazzled about her finances." "I mean, she asked for an advance on her paycheck." "Maybe she owed someone some money." " You, uh, you here about little Lacy?" " That's right." "She was my favorite." "I always sat in her section." "I don't know if this means anything, but last night I heard the manager, Rick, and Lacy hollerin' at each other." "I don't know what about, but I saw her take a pot of coffee and dump it in his lap." "He screamed like a stuck pig." "She flew outta here." "Took a tire iron to Rick's taillight before she peeled out of the parking lot." "(TIRES SCREECH)" "Well, butter my butt and call it a biscuit." "_" "Richard Dipalma, goes by Rick." "White male, maybe 5'11", red hair, medium build." "Just go with this LKA." "When you bring him in, call me." "They'll try to pick him up at home." "Look at this." "Bandages, ice packs, burn ointment." "About that cash advance," "I think we can work something out." "Hmm?" "What?" "(GRUNTS)" "(GASPS)" "What'd you see?" "Rick, trying to hump Lacy like she was the corner of a La-Z-Boy." "He was offering her a cash advance in return." "The only action he got was an elbow in the gut." "I'm guessing it pissed her off enough to pour coffee on him." "She rejected him, burned the hell out of him, humiliated him in front front of his customers." "Sounds like a few good reasons you might wanna kill someone." "(EXHALES)" "Two of our customers have gone missing now, Chief." "Two." "Poof." "Gone." "Like it's the friggin' rich zombie rapture." "Can't a guy make an honest living creating undead and selling them cadaver brains?" "Huh?" ""Two's not that bad." Smiley face." "I appreciate the pep talk, big fella." "I really do." "But I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing 50K a month." "You know?" " I found Gabriel." " The archangel?" "Gabriel cut the Utopium the night of the boat party." "And you're never gonna guess where he is now." "I've walked through the valley of death, and it looks a lot like a crack den on Third Avenue." "I've led myself unto temptation." "Tried every drug in the book." "And I can tell you, the most powerful drug you can take is the drug called "love."" "And it comes from a pusher named Jesus." "And..." "That's him, that's Gabriel." "Does it have to be?" "Welcome, brothers." "Have you heard the good news?" " Jesus saves." " That is good news." "Do you know where he shops?" "(GROANING)" "What happened to "ask and ye shall receive"?" "That part of my life is over." "Maybe we've hit you in the dome one too many times, Gabe." "I told you." "Your formula is special." "It'll cure people." "Save souls." "No." "No." "No?" "Chief, put him down for a nap." "I see you're serving a five-year sentence for trafficking." "What would you say if I told you I could get you two years shaved off of it?" " In exchange for information." " I'd say tell me more." "When you were arrested, you were a low-level associate in Stacey Boss' crew." "I need everything you can tell me about Mr. Boss' crime organization." "No friggin' way." "You could walk out in six months." "Lady, I said I'm not interested." "You'd be a free man tomorrow, and you still won't tell me anything?" "No point in being a free man if you're a dead man." "So, Lacy poured coffee on me last night." "And I'm sorry not to have been more upfront about it." "I just was trying to protect Lacy's memory." "I told him the right thing to do was to come in and tell the truth." "She was in love with Rick." "Tell him." "Sorry." "I just got your message that Rick, here, turned himself in." "Ms. Moore, you know Rick." "This is his wife, Pamela." "We're just hearing about how Lacy was in love with Rick." "Yeah, so, uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)" "You know, last night she, uh..." "She kinda made a move, you know." "And I said," ""Hey, I'm married and I love my wife."" "And she just got super mad." "That's a load of bull corn and you know it." "Lacy asked you for a cash advance, and you asked her for a nasty quid pro quo!" "She was standing right in front of that scuzzy sink in your office when you tried affixing yourself to her backside like a cheap leather chair." "According to our witness." "You wanna do yourself a favor, Rick?" "Don't lie to us again." "(MOUTHING)" "Okay, look." "I didn't kill her." "It just..." "It was a misunderstanding." "It just was a hug that went on too long." "You offered her cash for sex, Rick." "That's what those blisters on your crotch are about." "What?" " I..." " You..." "I'm home, pregnant with your..." " (YELLING)" " Ow!" " Whoa!" " Honey!" "Ow!" " Honey!" "Ow, ow!" " LIV:" "That's right." "Hey, Watson!" "Some help here!" "Get it out, honey!" "Hey." "He told me to say I was his alibi, but it was a lie!" "I don't know where he was last night." "He didn't come home until midnight!" " He was crazed..." " What are you doing?" "Richard Dipalma, you have the right to remain silent." "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." "_" "Yeah, I'm looking into a moving violation for a Phillip Nelson from two nights ago." "Can you have the officer who wrote the ticket give me a call?" "Thanks." "Psst!" "Babineaux." "What's with the guy burning the scented candle?" "Does he think he's working the front desk at the day spa?" "He claims it centers his chi." "Who brings their chi to work?" "Someone's gotta stop that guy." "Strong scents make me nauseous." "I know people say that, but if he busts out a sandalwood, I will puke." "It should smell like a real police station in here!" "Oh, go ask if he has a candle that smells like hookers and burned coffee." "Don't think I won't." "So, gimme the dirt." "What do I need to know to survive and not piss people off?" "That I'm the person who usually pisses people off, so you should ask someone else." "No, I knew you were that guy." "I figured you could tell me what you do so I could do other stuff." "Okay, at least tell me what the best food joint is within walking distance." " In girl shoes." " Hands down." "Bob Shanghai's food truck." "Let's go." "Mrs. Dipalma's calmed down." "She's ready to give her statement." "Rain check?" "Okay." "But now you're buying." "CLIVE:" "Mrs. Dipalma." "I just need your full statement about last night, then you and the baby can get some rest at home." "So, last night I was home reading until around 9:30." "Rick comes home shortly after 10:00." "But not last night." "I must've dozed off, but I woke up when he came in." "Looked at the clock, it was 12:03." "Did anything strike you as off about him?" "He was just..." "Weird?" "Anything of note with his clothes?" "No." "He wears the same thing usually." "I mean, Lacy poured a pot of coffee on his lap." "Oh, yeah!" "I smelled that as soon as he walked in." "Did you notice anything about Rick's shirt?" "Like blood?" "Come to think of it, there was blood on his shirt." "I just thought maybe he broke up a fight at work." "And, uh, how much blood would you say there was?" "Well, enough to notice, for sure." "Mrs. Dipalma," "Lacy Cantrell was strangled." "There was no blood." "Are you aware that giving a false report of a crime is a felony?" "(SINGING COUNTRY MUSIC)" "This is singer-songwriter night?" "I was thinking more like, 10 people in the audience." "Tuesday night at The Slow Roll." "Happy hour till last call." " Your name?" " Olivia Moore." "You're up next, girlie." "Oh, my God." "You came!" "And you're a cowboy." "You think the mechanical bull's in a back room somewhere?" "What?" "What's with the face?" "I'm sweatin' like a 10 dollar whore on nickel night." "What if my voice cracks?" "What if in the middle of my song some redneck shouts out," ""Show us your hooters!" And I go into full-on zombie mode?" "Oh, "if, if, if."" "If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump its bum when he jumps." "(WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE)" "Let's hear it for Skip McKitrick!" "Please give a warm welcome to a Slow Roll virgin, Olivia Moore." "Whoo!" "(WHISTLES)" "Hi, I'm Liv." "This is a song that I wrote about two people that I have gotten to know recently." "They love each other, desperately, but they can't seem to stop hurting each other." "♪ So you heard from some folks ♪" "♪ That I ain't been true ♪" "♪ I guess you still get gossip in the clink ♪" "♪ It happened on one night, I was full of SoCo and lime ♪" "♪ When a pretty boy bought me a drink ♪" "♪ And he said darlin', you're too pretty to be sad ♪" "♪ And I said Mister, I needed to hear that real bad ♪" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hey, you've reached Liv's phone." "Leave a message." "(BEEPS)" "Liv, I had to cut Rick loose." "His wife was lying about him coming home late." "The whole thing." "Uh, excuse me?" "I'm sorry." "Uh, my son found this." " I thought I should show someone." " Oh, of course." "Cavanaugh!" "Can you help this lady?" "Yeah." "On another front, Sue, the ex-con/ex-boyfriend?" "His alibi evaporated." "His buddy Phil was getting ticketed for speeding in Issaquah when they were supposed to be together." "♪ There's only nightmares ahead of us ♪" "♪ And sweet dreams long ago ♪" "♪ It's time to wake up, baby ♪" "♪ It's time I let you go ♪" "♪ I've got to let you go ♪" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Ow!" "Thank you." "Keep it going for Olivia Moore!" "...take a little break." "So, we'll see you back here in about ten minutes." "That was amazing!" "What do you feel right now?" "Clarity." "I have to go see Major." "Oh, but..." "You're gonna miss me trying to convince one of these lovelies to play Cowgirl and Indian." "(CAR BEEPS OPEN)" "Hey." "I just wanted to tell you that was some good playin' in there." "Oh." " Thank you." " 'Course." "Goodnight." "I liked your song." "I think Lacy would've liked it, too." "Growin' up, my dad used to tell me, "Son, you could screw up a steel ball."" "I did that with Lacy." "I loved that girl." "Love ain't always enough." "REPORTER ON TV:" "Seven days and still no sign of a missing Bellevue man." "Thirty-three-year-old tech entrepreneur Colin Andrews, was last seen" "Wednesday evening, when he told his brother he was going for a run in Seward Park with his dog." "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "Hey." "Twice in a week." "I'm sorry." "I know you want space." "But that's kind of why I'm here." "I realized something tonight." "I just need to say it." "Okay." "From the moment that I met you I knew we were meant to be together." "I was sure of it." "It was like fate." "But that was before I'd witnessed a mass murder." "Before I'd eaten fresh brain, before I'd lied to you, or let you put yourself in a mental hospital." "It was before I watched you die." "And it was before all this cruelty was directed back at me." "Now, I don't think that space can fix what's wrong with us." "We're a dream that's dead." "I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now." "I gotta let you go." "Completely." "Forever." "Perfect." "Thanks for stopping by." "Hey!" "Stop!" "I'm coming here like an adult, trying to talk to you." "How can you be this cold to me?" "Who exactly am I being cold to?" "Huh?" "Whose brain did you eat this week?" "Oh, this is all me!" "And in case you've forgotten, I didn't ask for this." "I went to a party because you told me I should." "I woke up on a shore craving brains." "And next thing I know, I've cracked this corpse's head open..." "How could I bring that home to you?" "How could I be your wife?" "I had become a monster." "And I was confused, and I was dangerous." "Every decision that I made last year," "I made trying to protect you from my new reality." "I know that in your eyes I screwed up badly somewhere along the line." "But I did the best I could." "You know, I just..." "I keep asking you for some space, and every time I turn around, here you are." "Why are you doing this?" "Doing what?" "Making me doubt the only thing in my life that I was sure was real." "_" "(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)" "Major." "Major!" "Where's the dog?" "Uh, he was just right here." "Well, the back door's wide open and he's not here now." "I even shook his bag of snick snacks and still, no dog." "Yeah." "He'll be back." "He's uh..." "Probably just..." "What?" "Down at the corner bodega picking up some munchies?" "Well, let's go!" "We need to find the dog!" "Yeah, okay." "Jesus rose from the dead." "That doesn't make him a zombie if he doesn't eat brains." "Dude, that body of Christ stuff, that was for his disciples to eat." "I don't know what you qualify as when you make other people eat you." "Narcissistic." "Let's check in on our man of the cloth before I head out, huh?" "(MUFFLED BREATHING)" "And on the second day, he shared the Utopium recipe, right?" "I'll die first." "I'll tell you what." "I'll get you halfway there." "Chief?" "What?" "No!" "No!" "(WHIMPERING)" "Wait!" "Wait!" "No!" "Wait a second!" "He's gonna be a fresh, angry zombie soon." "You'll want to use a few more screws." "So, uh..." "It says here you were slinging for Stacey Boss." "But are now a local business owner." "So, seeing as you're not serving time, have everything to lose and nothing to gain, I don't know what to offer you." "Except, the peace of mind you'd have serving your community if you told me anything you know about Stacey Boss." "Peace of mind." "Can't put a price tag on that." "Stacey imports his Utopium from Hong Kong." "It's hidden in shipments of scrap copper." "The shipments come bimonthly into a port at Terminal 18." "And in regards to what you can offer me?" "I would like to discuss immunity for the crimes I'm about to admit to." "So, Jiang Jin is Boss' lieutenant, and specifically, he's the gatekeeper for Hong Kong." "But with Jiang and his son AJ both in prison, then who's running the Jin empire?" "That, I don't know." "But if Jin's operation was in some way compromised," "Boss' supply out of Hong Kong would be compromised." "You are really saving my ass here. (CHUCKLES)" "You'll tell the press that it was my savvy interrogation that got you to cooperate, right?" "(LAUGHS)" ""She exuded a power that compelled me to talk." "I was helpless to resist."" "You sure you don't want anything?" "Wine is all I need." "What was I saying?" " You went all hell hath no fury on Major." " Yeah." "Something snapped in me." "I unloaded on him." "I was just tired of living in the doghouse, you know?" "No, I get it, it's time." "But for what it's worth, the guy walking around claiming to be Major doesn't seem at all like the Major I remember." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Gilda!" " Hi." "" "Want some Tom Yum soup?" "I ordered it extra-spicy." "Thanks, but, uh, new diet." "No eating after 6:00." "(SOFTLY) Unless it's a whisky sour." "I don't know about this Gilda chick, with the legs and the hair, and the hard liquor dinners." "Think maybe a background check is in order." "Ooh, I like you jealous." "Keeps you from phoning it in with me." "Or focusing too much of your energy on boys." "Yuck." "Boys." "Not to worry." "I'm currently a free agent." "Actually, I met someone interesting at work today." "I think you'd like him." "(DRILLING)" "He is risen." "You feeling peckish?" "Hmm?" "Oh." "Oh, oh, oh." "(CHUCKLES)" "Nice work, Chief." "Last chance, Preach." "Tell me what you cut the Utopium with, and I will feed you and cure you." "You give me what I want and you shall be healed!" "God is testing me." "(LAUGHS) Right." "Out!" "Foul demon!" "Enjoy your 40 days in the wilderness." "Come back when you have a different answer for me." "_" "Hey!" "I didn't listen to your voicemail about Sue until this morning." "I actually ran into him last night at The Slow Roll." " You what?" " I think Sue's just a prickly pear." "Soft and sweet on the inside?" "I don't see him killing Lacy." " You were out working the case?" " I was on stage." "Singing." " And Sue was a gentleman." " He lied about his alibi, Liv." " I mean, I can't..." " (LAUGHING)" "(APPLAUSE)" "Oh, someone hit big on the scratch-off?" "No, that lady who came in last night?" "Brought in the gun from that convenience store job in Queen Anne." "Ballistics just confirmed it." "She said her kid found it in some bushes up by Evergreen Manor?" " Congrats." " Thanks." "Wait a sec." "Where'd you say the kid found it?" "Thank God." "Where'd you find him?" "On a lost pet message board." "A jogger found him wandering around a park, posted a..." " Which park?" " Uh..." "Seward Park." "I mean, why does that matter?" "No, uh..." "It doesn't, I guess." "I, uh..." "Not in the grand scheme." "What is going on with you, man?" "When I came in yesterday, you couldn't respond to your own name, you couldn't remember when you'd last seen Minor." "I'm starting to wonder whether you can take care of yourself, let alone an animal." "Look, it was just a bad day is all." "All right?" "I'll get myself together." "Cool." "You do that." "Oh." "Next time you decide to invite an ex of mine to live with us, give us a heads up first, will you?" "Cheers." "Come on, Minor." "Looking to score a couple of U bombs." "Major?" "(LAUGHING)" "Yo, Stubs!" "Get me a couple a brain busters on the house for this cat." "We go way back to Helton Shelter." "This dude was trying to keep us off drugs!" "(LAUGHS)" "Privilege drop, bro!" "(CONTINUES LAUGHING)" "(SNICKERS)" "(PHONE VIBRATES)" "CLIVE:" "After you shot the Sack Pack clerk in Queen Anne, you were on foot." "You made it all the way to Evergreen Manor, where you ditched the gun in some bushes." "Police choppers were in the air with spotlights so, you ducked into the first unlocked house you could find." "Lacy Cantrell's." "She comes home, so you hide in her closet." "My guess is she heard something, went to check it out, and discovered you." "You panicked and choked her to death." "We found pantyhose on her closet floor, the same ones you wore on your head in the robbery." "Your DNA's gonna be all over them." "You already confessed to one murder." "Do a good thing and give Lacy's family some closure." "So, that's it?" "Lacy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time?" "It happens." "Try not to dwell on it." "It'll make you crazy." "LIV:" "Yeah, no kidding it'll make you crazy." "(PLAYING BADLY)" "You spend your life in a comfortable dream state believing in destiny." "Then reality snaps you awake like a kick in the teeth." "Bad things happen as often as good things." "People who think they're meant to be together, aren't." "Turns out we're nothing more than chemicals hurtling through space, haphazardly bouncing off each other." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Feeling stupid we ever believed there was some grand plan." "I need help."
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"No, please!" "No!" "Please!" "Davey!" "Come running, lad!" "Please don't!" "Stop it!" "Brand you like a damn steer!" "Bitch!" "No, please!" "Hold the bitch!" "Hold her!" "Hold her or I'll cut her tits off!" "Go get Skinny!" "Quick!" "Mike, don't!" "Skinny!" "Think it's funny?" "Skinny, get the gun!" "Get off of her, cowboy." "They wouldn't let you settle it?" "You know Skinny." "He says he'll shoot them." "I says, "You can't." He says, "Get Little Bill. "" "I says, " He's sleeping. " But he don't care." "He'll shoot them boys soon." "She dying?" "She'll live." "She didn't steal nothing or touch his poke." "When she seen his teensy little pecker she giggled." "She didn't know no better." "Hang them, Little Bill." "Go to the office and get the bullwhip." "A whipping's all they get after what they done?" "lt ain't no little thing." "But what they done" "Alice!" "Shut up!" "Whipping won't settle this." "No?" "Here's a contract between me and Delilah Fitzgerald, the cut whore." "I brought her from Boston, paid her expenses and all." "I got a contract that represents an investment of capital." "Property." "Damaged property." "Like if I hamstrung one of their ponies." "You think nobody'll fuck her now?" "Hell, no!" "Leastways, won't pay to do it!" "Nobody's going to pay good money for a cut-up whore!" "You boys are off the Bar T." "Got your own ponies?" "Yeah, I got four." "Six." "Guess you want no trial, no fuss?" "No, sir." "All right." "You did the cutting." "This fall, you bring in five ponies to Skinny." "Five?" "And you bring two." "You give them over, hear?" "Yes, sir." "The whip." "Maybe we don't need it now." "I'll tell you, come the spring, Skinny don't have those ponies...." "..." "I'll come looking for you." "You ain't whipping them?" "I fined them instead, Alice." "Skinny gets some ponies and that's it?" "!" "That ain't fair." "That ain't fair!" "Haven't you seen enough blood tonight?" "Hell, Alice it ain't like they was tramps or loafers or bad men." "They were just hardworking boys that were foolish." "lf they was wicked in a regular way" "Like whores?" "Tend to Delilah." "Go ahead." "I got $85." "I don't know." "If Delilah doesn't care, what are we so riled up about?" "We let them smelly fools ride us like horses doesn't mean we must let them brand us like horses." "Maybe we ain't nothing but whores, but by God, we ain't horses!" "I got $1 12." "That's everything." "And you, Faith?" "200." "240...dollars." "Jesus, what you been doing?" "Giving Skinny something special?" "She laughs." "With what Kate got, and Silky, me and Little Sue...." "It ain't enough." "Not yet, maybe." "You don't look like no son-of-a- bitching cold-blooded assassin." "Say what?" "You call yourself Mr. William Munny." "You have me confused with someone else, mister." "Shot Charlie Pepper in Lake County?" "Hey, Pa!" "What, son?" "Two more hogs got the fever." "You shot Charlie Pepper." "You killed William Harvey and robbed that train in Missouri." "Hold on." "Son, get those hogs separated there." "Penny, help your brother." "That one's sick too." "We'll talk inside." "So you're Pete Sothow's nephew?" "I thought you'd come to kill me for something I'd done in the old days." "I could have." "Easy." "I guess maybe so." "You don't look like no meaner-than-hell, cold-blooded damn killer." "Maybe I ain't." "Uncle Pete says you was the meanest goddamn son-of-a-bitch alive." "And if I wanted a partner for a killing you were the worst one." "Meaning the best." "Because you're as cold as snow and don't have no weak nerve nor fear." "Pete said that?" "He did." "I'm a killer myself, but I haven't killed as many as you because of my youth." "Schofield Kid, they call me." "Why?" "You from Schofield?" "No, it's on account of my Schofield-Smith Wesson pistol." "How about it?" "How about what?" "How about being my partner?" "I'm heading north in through Niobrara to Wyoming." "Kill two no-good cowboys." "For what?" "For cutting up a lady." "Her face." "Cut her eyes out, her ears off." "They even cut her teets." "Jesus." "$1,000 reward, Will." "500 each." "I can't move those damn pigs!" "Watch your cussing." "Do your best." "Go to the pump and get cleaned up." "Come on." "I ain't like that anymore, Kid." "It was whiskey done it as much as anything else." "I ain't had a drop in over 10 years." "My wife cured me of drink and wickedness." "You don't look so prosperous." "You could buy her a new dress with your half." "You could buy your wife a fancy" "She's passed on." "Been gone near three years now." "Don't tell anyone about the reward." "I don't need no one else trying to collect." "Don't see no one." "Change your mind, you could catch me." "I'll ride due west for the trail headed north into Wyoming." "Let's separate those hogs." "Two others." "I think they got the fever." "Took you boys a while." "A few more days and I was going to call on the sheriff." "How about that?" "The river was all swelled up." "Couldn't cross it." "I bet." "Get them horses to the livery." "Take that one over around the back." "Now here's a beauty." "You got my two." "This one ain't yours." "We'll see about that." "Bastards!" "Get out of town!" "Get out of here!" "You are very sick sons-of-bitches!" "Don't come back, butcher!" "This here pony I brung for the lady my partner cut." "She's the best." "Better than what I gave him." "She can sell her or do what she wants." "A pony?" "She ain't got no face left and you give her a mangy pony?" "She ain't mangy!" "Get out of here!" "We don't need your goddamn charity!" "Get out of our town and don't come back!" "Get out of our town!" "Did Pa use to kill folks?" "I could tell your ma liked those flowers I gave her." "She ain't a saddle horse no more, Pa." "Ain't used to the feel." "Take care of your sister, son." "Kill a few chickens if you must and keep those hogs with fever separate." "If you have any problem, go see Sally Two Trees at Ned Logan's." "Ain't been in the saddle myself in a while." "She's getting even with me for the sins of my youth." "In my youth before I met your dear departed ma I was weak and given to mistreating animals." "This horse and those hogs over there are getting even for the cruelty I inflicted." "I used to be able to cuss and whip a horse like this but your ma showed me the error of my ways." "I'll be back in 2 weeks." "The spirit of your dear departed ma watches over you." "Where'd you get the money?" "We ain't got any!" "You told them cowboys you had!" "We was lying!" "Lying?" "What if somebody comes to collect?" "You going to hump them a thousand times?" "The people come for that thousand won't tolerate you not having it!" "They won't just cut up your face!" "You stupid bitches." "Stupid bitches." "Shit!" "Damn it!" "Jesus!" "Get your finger?" "Hello, Skinny." "You snuck up on me." "Like her?" "I heard you done the roof yourself." "Roof?" "Jesus, I did practically the whole damn thing myself." "The Roberts boy carried wood for me, but that's all." "What's that wood?" "I'm building a porch here so I can sit of an evening and smoke my pipe and drink coffee and watch the sunset." "Came out here just to take a look at her?" "Them whores been humping all them cowboys been through town the last two weeks." "Shit." "We got railroad barons and cattle barons." "You'll be the first billiard baron." "They been humping and telling every bowlegged one of them they'll pay $1,000 to whoever kills the two boys that cut up Delilah." "Those cowboys are riding that beef down to Kansas and Cheyenne?" "All week long?" "I didn't hear till last night myself." "The word's got all the way to Texas by now." "Nobody will come clear from Texas." "They got all that money?" "Women can lie." "Ask where the money is, they say they got none." "But the five of them could have it." "Maybe." "That much?" "You could run off them two cowboys." "I could run off them whores." "They'll just up and run anyhow, them two." "They'll stay out at the Bar T." "Close to their friends." "Shit, could be nobody won't come at all." "Got to go." "I like your house." "It's Will." "Come in out of the sun." "See to Will's horse." "What you doing here?" "Just thought I'd drop in on you." "We ain't bad men no more." "We're farmers." "Should be easy killing them, if they don't go on down to Texas." "How long since you fired a gun at a man, Will?" "Ten years?" "Eleven." "Easy, huh?" "It wasn't all that easy even back then." "And we were young and full of beans." "If you was mad at them over some wrong, I could see shooting them." "We done stuff for money before." "We thought we did." "What'd these fellows do?" "Cheat at cards?" "Steal some strays?" "Spit on a rich fellow?" "What?" "They cut up a woman." "Cut her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits." "Everything but her cunny, I suppose." "I'll be dogged." "Guess they got it coming." "Of course, Will if Claudia was alive, you wouldn't do this." "Could you look in on my youngsters next week?" "Got some hogs to separate." "How long will you be gone?" "Two weeks, I guess." "What's this Kid like?" "Three ways?" "I see you still have that Spencer rifle." "And I can still knock the eye out of a bird flying." "Jesus." "He must be moving right along." "We'll come across him tomorrow, I reckon." "Got used to my bed." "This ain't going to be like home." "That ain't the only thing I'll miss." "Hell, I'm sorry." "Don't fret it." "It ain't nothing." "She don't like it much you riding off with me." "Gave me the evil eye." "You know, Sally's Indian and Indians ain't over-friendly." "I don't blame her." "I won't hold it against her." "She knew me back then." "She knew what a no-good son-of-a-bitch I was." "She ain't allowing that I changed." "She don't realize I ain't like that no more." "You know women." "I ain't the same, Ned." "Claudia straightened me up." "Cleared me of drinking whiskey and all." "Going on this killing don't mean I'll go back to the way I was." "Just need the money." "Get a new start for them youngsters." "Remember that drover I shot in the mouth and his teeth came out the back of his head?" "I think about him now and again." "He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot." "At least nothing I remembered when I sobered up." "You was one crazy son-of-a-bitch." "No one liked me." "The boys all thought I'd shoot them out of pure meanness." "You ain't like that no more." "Eagle, he hated my guts." "Bonaparte didn't think too much of me." "Quincy neither, I reckon." "Quincy used to just watch all the time." "Scared." "Like I said you ain't like that no more." "That's right." "I'm just a fellow now." "I ain't no different than anyone else." "No more." "What son-of-a-bitch shot him?" "Was it one of them John Bulls?" "No, sir." "The would-be assassin is a gentleman of French ancestry." "Or so it seems." "I don't wish to give offense, but the French are known to be a race of assassins who can't shoot worth a damn." "Any Frenchmen present are excluded, of course." "Says here a fellow by the name of Guiteau." "Sure as hell sounds like a John Bull to me." "Again, I don't wish to give offense when I suggest that this country select a king or even a queen, rather than a President." "One isn't that quick to shoot a king or a queen." "The majesty of royalty, you see." "Maybe you don't wish to give offense, sir but you are giving it pretty thick." "This country don't need no queens whatsoever." "When I heard about queens" "Shut up, Joe." "What's wrong with you?" "This dude" "Might be this dude here is English Bob." "Works for the railroad shooting Chinamen." "Might be waiting for some cowboy to touch his pistol so he can shoot him." "Is that a fact, mister?" "You English Bob?" "Pheasants." "Let's shoot some pheasants." "Ten shots." "And let's say $1 a pheasant." "I'll shoot for the Queen, and you for whomever." "That's 8 for me and 1 for you." "That comes to 7 American dollars." "Pretty damn good shooting for a John Bull." "No doubt your aim was affected by your grief over the injury to your President." "It's the climate that does it." "That, and the infernal distances." "Does what?" "Induces people to shoot persons in high places." "It's a savage country, really." "That's the second one they shot in 20 years." "It's uncivilized shooting persons of substance." "Thank you." "Pardon me, gentlemen." "The law obliges you to surrender all sidearms to the proper authorities during your visit." "Proper authority?" "I can assure you that neither my companion or I carry firearms on our person." "We rely upon the goodwill of our fellow man and the forbearance of reptiles." "Unarmed, my ass." "Christ, it's hot." "If I'm going to get shot, I'd rather it was hot than cold." "Everything hurts me more when it's cold." "lf you hit your thumb" "Shut up, Fatty!" "I only said" "Clyde's back." "With Little Bill?" "No." "Shit." "You clean my Remington?" "Cleaned and loaded." "Where's Little Bill, for chrissake?" "Building his damn porch." "Building his porch?" "If you got shot, would you want it to be a hot or cold day?" "I ain't going to get shot." "He's coming?" "Of course he's coming." "I just loaded that." "I don't trust nobody to load my guns for a shooting." "What he say?" "Little Bill said he was building his porch." "You seen that thing?" "It was all loaded." "You got three pistols and you only got one arm!" "I don't want to get killed for lack of shooting back." "He don't have a straight angle on that whole porch!" "Or the whole house, for that matter!" "He is the worst damn carpenter." "He didn't say nothing?" "Asked what they looked like." "Maybe he's tough but he sure ain't no carpenter." "Maybe he ain't so tough." "Seem like he was scared?" "Little Bill?" "Him scared?" "We never seen him up against any like these ones." "Killers." "Little Bill come out of Kansas and Texas, boys." "He worked them tough towns." "Just wondered." "Anybody could be scared." "He wasn't scared, boys." "He just ain't no carpenter." "There's a dignity in royalty which precludes the likelihood of assassination." "If you pointed a pistol at a queen your hands would shake as if palsied." "I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody." "Always a wise policy." "But if you did, I can assure you the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed." "You would stand, how should I put it in awe." "Now, a President...." "Well, why not shoot the President?" "Keep the change." "This Strawberry Alice person, tell me again." "Down the street to Greely's Beer Garden and Billiards Parlor." "Say you want a game of billiards." "Billiards?" "Even though I don't wish to play?" "No matter." "They burned the table in '78 for firewood." "Right." "Quite right." "Mr. Beauchamp, I think a cup of tea" "Hello, Bob." "Boys, this here is English Bob." "Shit and fried eggs." "Been a long time." "Run out of Chinamen?" "I thought that you were dead." "You've shaved your chin whiskers off." "I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it." "Actually, what I heard was you fell off your horse." "Drunk, of course." "And that you broke your bloody neck." "I heard that one myself, Bob." "Hell, I even thought I was dead." "Till I found out I was just in Nebraska." "Who's he?" "W.W. Beauchamp." "This is Little Bill Daggett." "And friends, of course." "From Newton, Hays?" "From Abilene?" "In person." "You work for the railroads too?" "I write." "Letters?" "Books, Bill." "Books." "Actually he's my biographer." "I wouldn't do that if I were you." "It's only a book." "A book?" "That means you boys can read." "That means you saw the signs saying surrender your firearms." "But like you told young Andy you're not armed, are you?" "Not really, Bill." "Got a Peacemaker, but that wouldn't worry you, would it?" "If you don't see it." "Or better, if you don't hear it." "I'm afraid so, Bob." "I don't like firearms around." "Be very careful with it, sonny." "See what kind of books Mr. Beauchamp is packing." "Make sure you don't get wet." "No shit." "All he's got is writing stuff and this book." ""The Duck of Death?"" "Duke." ""The Duke."" "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "I'll have that.32, Bob." "Now, Little Bill." "You will leave me at the mercy of my enemies." "Enemies?" "You been talking about the Queen again?" "On Independence Day?" "I guess you think I'm kicking you." "But it ain't so!" "What I'm doing is talking!" "Hear?" "!" "Talking to all them villains in Kansas!" "To all those villains in Missouri!" "And those villains down in Cheyenne!" "I'm saying there ain't no whore's gold!" "Even if there was, they don't want to come for it anyhow!" "What are you looking at?" "!" "Go on!" "Mind your own business!" "Ever go into town?" "On occasion." "To sell a hog, pick up supplies." "I mean, get yourself a woman." "No, I never go into town for that." "A man like me?" "Only woman I could get is one I'd have to pay for." "That ain't right, buying flesh." "Claudia, rest her soul, wouldn't want me doing that." "Me being a father, and all." "You just use your hand?" "I don't miss it all that much." "Goddamn, somebody's shooting at us!" "You hit?" "I bumped my head falling off my horse." "Ain't shooting at us no more." "Shooting way over yonder." "What the hell's he shooting at?" "Beats the hell out of me." "Reckon we in somebody's field?" "I didn't see nothing planted." "Shooting at us again." "He's shooting at the whole horizon." "Wait!" "You'll mark us!" "Hey, Kid!" "That's the Kid shooting at us?" "Kid, it's me!" "Will Munny!" "What the hell's he shooting at us for?" "That you?" "Yeah, it's me!" "Don't go shooting at us no more!" "You hear me?" "Who the hell you got with you, Will?" "It's Ned Logan, my old partner!" "Don't go shooting at us, you hear?" "We'll get our horses and come on over there." "You ain't going to shoot, are you?" "I ain't!" "Chased that horse a damn mile." "What was you shooting at us for?" "I thought you was following me." "We was." "You said if I changed my mind" "Wasn't nothing said about no partner." "This here's Ned Logan." "He's the Schofield Kid, nephew to Pete Sothow." "I seen two fellows following me." "My guess is you come to kill me." "We never talked about no other fellow." "There's two cowboys." "Better there's three of us, if they got friends." "I can take care of them two myself." "It don't take three." "Ned's an awful good shot with a rifle." "Hit a bird in the eye flying." "Better than you, anyhow." "You wasn't even coming close." "Hands off!" "Thought I'd check it for you." "Maybe something's bent." "It ain't...bent." "You were shooting all over creation!" "You'll share your half with him?" "I figure three ways." "Wrong." "Sorry I wasted your time, Ned." "You going back with him?" "He's my partner." "He don't go, I don't." "What's it come to, three ways?" "Shit!" "What are you pissing on about?" "What are you looking at?" "Looking at?" "Clouds." "He's looking at them clouds on account of we got a storm coming." "I seen them." "You was smart to change your mind." "I'm a real good shot with this rifle." "See that hawk?" "I could hit it with one shot." "Hell, I could hit it too." "If I didn't mind wasting a shot." "There ain't no hawk, Kid." "You can't see for shit, can you?" "See your canteen?" "How far can you see?" "Far enough." "We ain't going to shoot canteens!" "How far?" "100 yards?" "More." "See that scrub oak tree yonder?" "Fuck you." "He's blind, Will!" "I ain't blind, you asshole!" "Hold it!" "How far can you see, Kid?" "50 yards?" "You bet your ass I can see 50 yards, Will." "I can see well enough to shoot this son-of-a-bitch." "Hold on." "Hear that, Ned?" "Kid can see 50 yards." "Fine." "Jesus." "Fifty yards'll do just fine." "Now let's move out." "They look like real hard cases, Bob." "Did you kill all 7 of them?" "Or just wing some of them?" "That you here embalmed on the cover?" ""The Duck of Death?"" "The Duke." ""The Duke of Death. "" "You always were good with a pistol, but 7 of them?" "Boy!" "Protecting that woman." "How the hell do you do that?" "It's desirable in the publishing business to take a certain Iiberty when depicting the cover scene." "For reasons involving the marketplace." "From what I read, the writing's not that much different than the picture." "I can assure you, Mr. Daggett that the events described are taken from eyewitness accounts." "Eyewitnesses?" "Yes, sir." "Like the Duck himself, I guess." "The Duke." "Duck, I says." ""'You have insulted the honor of this beautiful woman, Corcoran' said the Duck." "'You must apologize.'" "But Two-Gun Corcoran would none of it." "Cursing, he reached for his pistols and would have killed him but the Duck was faster and hot lead blazed from his smoking six-guns."" "I consider that an accurate depiction of events." "There is a certain poetry to the language which I couldn't resist." "I was in the Blue Bottle Saloon in Wichita the night English Bob killed Corky Corcoran." "I didn't see you there nor no woman nor two-gun shooters." "Nor none of this." "You were there?" "Yeah, I was there." "First off Corky never carried two guns, though he should have." "He was called Two-Gun Corcoran." "A lot of folks did call him Two-Gun." "But not because he had two pistols." "He had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel on his Walker Colt." "The only insulting he did was stick that thing into a French lady English Bob was sweet on." "The night Corky walked into the Blue Bottle before he knows what's what, Bob takes a shot at him!" "And misses, he's so damn drunk." "That bullet whizzing by panicked Corky, and he did the wrong thing." "In his hurry, he shot his damn toe off." "Meantime, Bob here aims real good and squeezes off another but he misses, he's still so drunk!" "He hits this thousand-dollar mirror over the bar." "The Duck of Death is as good as dead because Corky does it right." "He aims real careful." "No hurry...." "The Walker Colt blew up in his hand a failing common to that model." "If Corky'd had two guns instead of just a big dick he'd have defended himself to the end." "Wait a minute." "English Bob killed him when he didn't even have...." "Bob wasn't going to wait for Corky to grow a new hand." "No, he just walked over there real slow 'cause he's drunk and shot him through the liver." "I don't like rocks on my dad-gum back." "I sure do miss my bed." "You said that last night." "Last night I said I missed my wife." "Tonight I just miss my dad-gum bed!" "You'll miss your dad-gum roof next, I suppose." "Will?" "That business up in Jackson County that really happen?" "The way they say it happened?" "What business?" "Two deputies up close pointing their rifles right at you." "Got you dead to rights." "You pulled out your pistol and blew them to hell." "Only took a scratch yourself." "Uncle Pete never seen nothing like you shooting your way out of that scrape." "Well, I don't recollect." "You don't recollect?" "Right." "Ned how many men you killed?" "Ain't you going to answer?" "What the hell's that to you?" "I got to know what kind of fellow I'm riding with, case we get into a scrape." "How many men you killed, Kid?" "Five." "How many?" "Five." "I done killed 5 of them." "That's including a Mexican who come at me with a knife." "Why don't you shut up?" "Get some rest." "You boys're as crotchety as a couple of old hens." "Actually Mr. Corcoran was faster on the draw than the Duck" "Than English Bob?" "Faster?" "Faster was his mistake." "If he hadn't rushed, he wouldn't have shot himself in the toe." "He would've killed old Bob." "Being a good shot and being quick with a pistol don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed." "A man who'll keep his head, not get rattled under fire like as not will kill you." "But if the other fellow is quicker" "Then he'll hurry and he'll miss." "Look." "That's as fast as I can draw, aim and hit anything more than 10 feet away." "'Less it's a barn." "But if he doesn't miss?" "He'll kill you." "That's why there's so few dangerous men around like Bob." "Like me." "It ain't so easy to shoot a man if he's shooting back." "That'll flat rattle some folks." "I'll show you something." "Wait." "Look." "Take that." "Take it." "There's the key." "Just shoot me and you and Bob can ride on out of here free as birds." "ls it loaded?" "Wouldn't do any good if it wasn't." "You got to cock it." "Cock it." "Point it." "Go on." "Point it." "Now all you must do is pull the trigger." "Hot, ain't it?" "Your finger wasn't even on the trigger." "What if...." "What if I gave it to him?" "Do it." "You don't" "Do it." "I guess he don't want it, Mr. Beauchamp." "You were right not to take it." "I'd have killed you." "We could use some rain." "You no-good goddamn pig-fucking whore!" "Sorry, horse." "I brung this for when we kill them fellows." "Figured we could use some now." "Not me." "I don't touch it no more." "It's raining." "I know it's raining!" "Give some to the Kid." "You think that Kid really killed 5 men?" "When you talked about the time them deputies had the drop on you and Pete...." "I remember there was 3 men you shot, not 2." "I ain't like that no more, Ned!" "I ain't no crazy killing fool." "Still think it'll be easy to kill them cowboys?" "If we don't drown first." "Give these keys to the conductor." "He can loose Bob's cuffs as soon as he's outside the county." "Got my pistols?" "I guess you know, Bob, that if I see you again I'll just shoot in self-defense." "I didn't steal your biographer!" "He's staying on his own account!" "He can go stuff himself as well, can't he?" "!" "A plague on the whole stinking lot of you!" "Without morals or laws!" "And all you whores!" "You got no laws and no honor!" "It's no wonder you all emigrated to America!" "They wouldn't have you in England!" "You're a lot of savages!" "You're all a bunch of bloody savages!" "A curse on you!" "Nobody's going to come after what Little Bill done to that Englishman." "Delilah, can't you get them tables clean?" "Cover your face, somebody might hump you and you wouldn't have to clean." "What do they call that face cover?" "A veil." "Yeah." "Get a veil!" "Rain's coming." "Thank God." "Sure?" "You all right, Will?" "Fellow asking for Alice." "Tonight?" "You ain't joshing?" "This way, mister." "Must be randy as hell to come out in this shit." ""No, no!" "You're wrong, Little Bill!" he said." ""That's not the Curly J. That's a Bobbed J!"" "He had changed it over." "And I said to him "Jim, you're a liar and a horse thief! "" "He saw nobody would help him none." "He went to start crying and sobbing and just carrying on." "He said, "God, please, don't kill me, Bill!" "Please don't kill me! "" "I said, "lt makes me sick--"" "Open the window." ""--to see a man carrying two pistols and a Henry rifle and crying like a damn baby. "" "So...you killed him?" "No." "But I should have." "I can't abide them kind." "You see them in the taverns." "Tramps and drunk teamsters." "Crazed miners." "Sporting their pistols and acting like they was bad men." "But without any sand or character." "Not even any bad character." "I do not like assassins." "Or men of low character." "Like English Bob." "But Bob was no coward, you know." "He wouldn't cry and carry on like that" "Sheriff...." "I don't have any more receptacles." "Maybe you should just hang the carpenter." "I meant that because of the--if you hang...." "Never mind." "What the hell?" "On a night like this!" "Who is it?" "Deputy Charley Hecker, Bill." "Three fellows just come into town, Bill." "They're down to Greely's." "There's two of them got guns." "What the hell's keeping that Kid?" "You suppose he's up" "You look like shit." "You remember Eagle Hendershot?" "I saw him." "Will, he's dead." "No, I saw him, Ned." "His head was broke open." "You could see inside of it." "Jesus." "You got a fever." "Take your drink." "Worms were coming out." "I'll go find the Kid." "Must be he's getting an advance on one of the sporting ladies." "If I was to...." "If it worked out that I could take a little time for myself, would you" "I guess you don't want to come." "Give me the pistol." "I says give me over your pistol." "I ain't drunk." "Ordinance says you got to turn in your firearms to my office day or night." "I guess you didn't see the sign, because of the weather." "No." "But I ain't armed." "Your friends upstairs got any pistols?" "They ain't armed either." "Spilled your whiskey." "What's your name?" "William Hendershot." "Well, Mr. William Hendershot what if I was to say you was a no-good liar?" "And if I was to say you shit in your pants because of a cowardly soul I bet you'd show me that pistol right quick and shoot me dead." "Is that so?" "Maybe, I guess." "But the fact is I ain't carrying no firearm." "Get up." "What's this for, snakes and such?" "We don't have any snakes in here, Mr. Hendershot." "It ain't loaded." "Powder's wet." "You see, Mr. Beauchamp?" "Such is the trash I spoke of!" "They're in all the saloons in all your prosperous communities!" "Wichita!" "Over in Cheyenne!" "Abilene!" "But not in the town of Big Whiskey." "Hurry!" "Know what to tell Little Bill?" "Look sharp for that lone pine." "Don't miss it." "Not the shirt!" "Put his boots on!" "What are we going to do about Will?" "Come on!" "Let's hope them horses are still there!" "Let the man out, W.W." "He's desiring to leave the hospitality of Big Whiskey behind him." "Easy." "She's got to be able to turn a dollar a time!" "How come they lit out the back window?" "They seen you beating on their friend." "They just come for the billiards, honest." "Billiards?" "!" "They just passing through here?" "Going to Fort Buford." "You kicked the shit out of an innocent man." "Innocent?" "Innocent of what?" "You done this before?" "Plenty of times." "His pistol must've jammed." "Bring that candle in closer." "I can't see." "He wouldn't take no beating if it hadn't jammed." "He wouldn't give it over and not shoot." "He don't look so good." "He didn't even pull his pistol?" "He ain't as tough as you, Kid." "I'd have pulled my pistol." "You did!" "Out of the lady and out the window!" "That was your idea!" "I wanted to" "We must go." "Already?" "Darling, I'm ready for another advance." "You'll use it all up." "No more advances on what you ain't done." "Sweetheart, we're just waiting on this weather to clear!" "We'll need more food!" "3 days' worth." "3 days?" "We'll kill them tomorrow." "I don't kill nobody without him." "We don't need him!" "We can do it." "He ain't nothing but a broken-down pig farmer." "One of us'll bring food and some whiskey in the morning!" "And some medicine if you got any!" "Don't it make you sick hearing him?" "Don't you ladies worry!" "Me and Ned will kill them two sons-of-bitches for you!" "Claudia." "She's not here." "Is that you, Ned?" "I've seen him." "I saw the Angel of Death." "I've seen the river, Ned." "He's got snake eyes." "Who's got snake eyes?" "It's the Angel of Death." "Ned, I'm scared of dying." "Easy, partner." "I seen Claudia too." "That's good you saw Claudia, ain't it?" "Her face was all covered with worms." "Ned, I'm scared." "I'm dying." "No, don't tell nobody." "Don't tell my kids none of the things I did." "Hear me?" "All right." "He's gonna die, ain't he?" "Maybe." "Suppose he does?" "We'll bury him." "That ain't what I mean." "You mean will I help you kill them cowboys?" "I can't spot them myself." "But you could." "You could spot that big bastard a half-mile off." "And if I spot him?" "Then I ride up close and shoot him." "Just like that?" "I'm a damn killer." "I done it before." "I'm more of a killer than he is." "I thought you was an angel." "You ain't dead." "Some big fellow kicked the hell out of me." "I must look like you now." "You don't look nothing like me." "No offense meant." "It was you those cowboys cut up." "My partners, Ned and that Kid they around?" "They went out scouting when your fever broke." "Scouting?" "Out to the Bar T looking for them." "How long I been here?" "Three days." "Are you hungry or...." "Three days?" "I should be." "I thought I was gone." "I wouldn't normally pay no notice to high country like this." "Trees." "But I'm sure noticing now." "Thought I was dying for sure." "I brought your hat." "You left it down at Greely's." "Thanks." "That sheriff still looking for me?" "Little Bill?" "No, he thinks you went south." "Are you really going to kill them cowboys?" "I guess." "Still a payment coming, isn't there?" "The other two, your friends they're taking advances on the payment." "Advances?" "Free ones." "Alice and Silky been giving them free ones." "I see." "Would you like a free one?" "I guess not." "I didn't mean with me." "I meant Alice and Silky would give you a free one if you wanted." "That's all I meant." "I didn't mean I didn't want a free one because you been cut up." "What I said about you looking like me ain't true." "You ain't ugly like me." "It's just that we both have scars." "You're a beautiful woman and if I wanted a free one I'd want it with you more than the other two." "It's just that I can't on account of my wife." "Your wife?" "I admire you for that being true to your wife." "I've known a lot of men who weren't." "I suppose." "Is she back in Kansas?" "She's watching over my young ones." "Hang on!" "Get the damn iron!" "Jesus, boys, my leg's broke!" "I'm pinned, boys!" "Better finish him." "He ain't dead?" "You didn't get him?" "He got the boy's horse." "Finish him before he gets clear." "Get behind them rocks." "Get over there!" "What happened?" "He ain't killed?" "!" "What's going on?" "He gets in those rocks, we won't get him." "Unless we go down there." "What rocks?" "Why don't you shoot?" "What's going on?" "Shoot!" "I ain't very good with one of these." "Keep going, Davey!" "The rocks!" "Get him?" "Where is he?" "How many more shots do I have?" "How many more shots do I have?" "Two." "Did you get him?" "Here, reload this." "You missed him." "I got him." "He ain't killed." "Maybe, maybe not." "Got him through the gut, I think." "Think he'll die?" "We killed him?" "We killed him I guess." "I'm dying, boys!" "Then you shouldn't have cut up no woman, you asshole!" "Jesus, I'm so thirsty." "Give me some water, please!" "Please, Slim!" "I'm bleeding, Slim!" "Give him a drink of water, goddamn it!" "Give him some water, for chrissake!" "We ain't going to shoot!" "You won't?" "Hold on, Davey-boy!" "Here I come now!" "Don't shoot, you bastards!" "Shit!" "They take him water?" "Jesus, Johnny!" "They shot him!" "Hold on now!" "You murdering bastards!" "You killed our Davey-boy!" "When do we double back?" "After a ways." "Not me." "I'm heading back down to Kansas." "We must kill the other one first." "With any luck, we'll find him by nightfall or in the morning." "We'll shoot him and head back with the money." "Want the Spencer?" "It's no time to quit." "You'll lose your share." "Shut up!" "I'll see you, Will." "So long, Kid." "I ain't no good with that damn thing." "Me and the Kid'll go over to that ranch and when we find him we'll shoot him." "We'll meet up with you, get our money, and head south together." "Suppose he don't go back to the ranch?" "He ain't going into town." "He won't stay out in the open country." "He'll hole up at that ranch." "I ain't waiting." "I'll look in on your young ones." "Forget what the Kid said about the money and all." "I'll bring yours." "Kid's full of shit." "Doing some repairs up here." "They killed one of them cowboys." "Shit." "Parsons said he saw three men, right after sun-up, headed east." "One was on a dun and another was on a flea-bitten grey." "He didn't know what the third one was on, maybe an Appaloosa." "Amos says to ask if the county will pay for feed for all the horses." "Witherspoon won't sell us no more .30-30 shells without we pay." "Use my dogs." "Then the county must take responsibility." "Fatty, get on out there to the Bar T and make sure that other cowboy stays put and don't expose himself." "I didn't think they'd really do it." "Think they come clear from Kansas to fuck us?" "But that Kid's just a boy and the other one Will, the nice one, being so true to his wife...." "Wife?" "He ain't got no wife." "Yes, he does." "He said" "He ain't got no wife." "Not above ground, anyways." "Murdering whores!" "He had it coming for what he done." "And the other one too!" "Both of them for what they done!" "We got one!" "We got one, Sheriff!" "Out by Cow Creek!" "Is he alive?" "Yeah!" "Bunch of us from Bar T went out looking 'cause they killed one of our own." "Come across the bastard on a roan heading south." "He admit it?" "No." "But I guess he will soon enough." "Had a Spencer rifle on him." "They messing him up?" "Little bit." "Get out there." "Find out what happened to those other two!" "See anything out there, Buck?" "Hell, yes!" "Seen about 200 fellows packing rifles." "Got the place surrounded." "Say they want Quick Mike's ass." "I said, "How much?" They says, " Five. " I said, "Dollars?"" "They said, "Cents. "" "I said, "Sold."" "Well, I ain't worried!" "'Cause I got me some protection." "Tell you where them others is?" "Nope." "Names?" "Only told us his name, Ned Roundtree." "Bring him in." "You'll want to tell me and Mr. Beauchamp here all about your two villainous friends." "I'll want the names and whereabouts of those murderous son-of-a-bitches." "Sure is ripe." "Going to get a lot riper." "Think he's still in there?" "He's in there." "He's holding on to his shit like it was money." "He's in there." "Tell me right off if you see him." "You won't shoot him your own self?" "You can shoot him." "You, Mr. Quincy and..." "what was the young fellow's name?" "Elroy Tate." "No, that's not what you said." "It is." "No, you said "Elroy Quincy out of Medicine Hat and Henry Tate out of Cheyenne."" "Hell if I did." "Hell if I did." "Go get them whores that fucked these boys that night." "Strawberry Alice and Silky?" "Go on and get them!" "Them whores will tell different lies than you." "And when their lies ain't the same as your lies...." "I ain't going to hurt no woman." "But I will hurt you." "Not gentle like before but bad." "Where you going?" "The shithouse." "Let me finish this hand." "To protect me while I take a dump?" "You'll get bushwhacked." "I'll fart on them." "I'll go with him." "You can wipe my ass, Thirsty." "Hell with him." "He ain't polite, he should get shot." "That him?" "Yeah, it's him." "Go get him." "He's all yours." "Assassins!" "Shoot!" "Come on, goddamn it!" "Get him?" "Cover me." "I can't see them!" "Just shoot!" "Get him!" "Was it like that in the old days?" "Everybody riding out, shooting smoke all over, folks yelling, bullets whizzing by?" "I guess so." "Shit, I thought they'd get us." "I was even scared a little." "For a minute." "You ever scared in them days?" "I can't remember." "I was drunk most of the time." "I shot that fucker three times!" "He went for his pistol and I blazed away." "First shot I got him right in the chest." "That was the first." "First what?" "First one I ever killed." "I know I said I shot five men." "It weren't true." "That Mexican who had a knife I busted his leg with a shovel." "I didn't kill him or nothing." "You killed the hell out of that fellow today." "Hell, yeah!" "I killed the hell out of him!" "Three shots while he took a shit...." "Take a drink." "It don't seem real." "How he won't never breathe again, ever." "How he's dead." "And the other one too." "On account of pulling a trigger." "It's a hell of a thing, killing a man." "You take away all he's got and all he'll ever have." "I guess they had it coming." "We all have it coming, Kid." "I was watching you." "You weren't followed." "Silky and Faith rode off to the east and two deputies followed them." "Want to help me count this?" "I trust you." "Don't go trusting me too much." "In fact, we'll give Ned his share together." "You'll know I ain't holding out on you." "Ned's share?" "He went south." "We'll catch up." "He's dead." "What do you mean?" "He went south yesterday." "He ain't dead." "They killed him." "I thought you knew." "Nobody killed Ned!" "He didn't kill anyone, he went south!" "Why would anybody kill Ned?" "Who killed him?" "Little Bill." "The boys caught him." "Little Bill beat him up." "He was making him answer questions and beating him up, then Ned just died." "They got a sign on him says he was a killer." "A sign?" "In front of Greely's." "A sign on him in front of Greely's!" "These questions he was asking what were they?" "About where you and him was." "Then what?" "A cowboy come in saying you killed Quick Mike in the shithouse at the Bar T." "So Little Bill killed him for what we done?" "Not on purpose." "But he started hurting him worse." "Making him tell stuff." "First, Ned wouldn't talk." "Then Little Bill hurt him so bad, he said who you was." "He said how you was really William Munny out of Missouri..." "Little Bill said, "The same William Munny who dynamited the railroad in '69, killing women and children?"" "Ned said you done a lot worse and was more cold-blooded than William Bonney." "Said if he hurt Ned again, you'd come kill him like you killed the U.S. Marshal in '70." "That didn't scare him, did it?" "No, sir." "Give me your Schofield." "Why?" "Give it." "You keep it." "I won't use it." "I won't kill nobody no more." "I ain't like you, Will." "You better ride on back, Miss." "Keep all of it." "It's yours." "What about spectacles and fancy clothes?" "I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead." "You don't have to worry, Kid." "I ain't going to kill you." "You're the only friend I got." "Take this money and give my share and Ned's share to my kids." "Tell them if I ain't back in a week, to give half to Sally Two Trees." "You keep the rest." "Get them spectacles." "You'll go kill Little Bill?" "Stay clear of folks you see." "A lot will want to hang you." "Get going." "I'll say this just one more time, so don't ask me again!" "Those on the posse today got one drink coming from the county budget!" "And those who rode yesterday get another drink." "Hold it!" "That's two!" "After that, it comes out of your own pocket!" "We'll pull out early in the morning." "We'll chase them clear to Texas, so don't spend too much money." "We'll divide up into four parties!" "We'll hit all the farms and trails in a big circle." "We're bound to find somebody who seen these skunks." "Who owns this shithole?" "Fat man." "Speak up." "I own this establishment." "I bought it from Greely for a thousand dollars." "Clear out of there." "Hold it!" "Sir, you are a cowardly son-of-a-bitch!" "You just shot an unarmed man." "He should've armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend." "You'd be William Munny out of Missouri killer of women and children." "That's right." "I've killed women and children." "I killed just about everything that walks or crawls." "And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill." "For what you did to Ned." "You boys better move away." "Gentlemen he's got one barrel left." "When he fires that, use your pistols and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is!" "Misfire!" "Kill the son-of-a-bitch!" "Any man don't want to get killed, better clear on out the back." "I'm shot!" "I've been shot!" "You ain't shot." "I don't have a gun." "I am not armed." "Pick up that rifle." "Pick it up." "Shells too." "You killed Little Bill." "You ain't armed?" "I'm not." "I don't have a gun." "I've never had a gun." "I'm a writer!" "A writer?" "Letters and such?" "Books." "Books." "I don't believe it, you killed five men." "Single-handed." "That's a Spencer rifle, right?" "Who'd you kill first?" ""When confronted by superior numbers an experienced gunfighter will fire on the best shot first."" "Little Bill said that." "You probably killed him first." "I was lucky in the order." "I'm always lucky when it comes to killing folks." "Who was next?" "Clyde, right?" "You killed Clyde, or was it Deputy Andy" "All I can tell you is who'll be last." "I don't deserve this to die like this." "I was building a house." "" Deserve's" got nothing to do with it." "I'll see you in hell, William Munny." "All right, I'm coming out!" "Any man I see out there, I'll kill him!" "Anyone takes a shot at me I'll not only kill him, but his wife and all his friends and burn his damn house down!" "Nobody better shoot!" "Charley, go ahead." "Shoot him!" "Hell, no!" "I ain't no deputy!" "You better bury Ned right!" "You better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores!" "Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-of-bitches."
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"Produced by Hero" "Project Manager:" "Seishi Nishino" "Production:" "Hirohiko Suekichi" "TACHINOMI BAR" "Hey!" "Original Story:" "Miwamiwa/Daisuke Taichi Production:" "Dohkuman Pro" "Screenplay:" "Tetsuo Inoue Hey man, where you going?" "Wait, eh!" "Em" "Producers:" "Tetsuya Yuki, Fujio Matsushima Tamio Kanda Eiji, hey Eiji, wait!" "You alright, Eiji?" "Look at you." "You're such a..." "Director:" "Takashi Nliike" " Hey, you alright?" " Sorry mate." "Please leave me alone." "Come on." " Why don't you play with us for a bit?" " Please leave me alone." " Get your hands off me." " 'Please leave me. '" "You make me laugh!" "Get your hands off me!" "Huh?" "Hey, hey, hey!" "You look cute when you get angry." "Hey, come with us!" "Stop it!" "Oi, you bunch of losers!" "Are you still spending your time jerking off?" "Here comes Makoto and Eiji of Tsutenkaku High." "Right, this is the kind of chance you only get once in a hundred years." "Let's pay them back that little debt we owe them." "Once in a hundred years?" "You think you're a Samurai, right?" "You sure you're not the cry baby that Makoto had to look after?" "Still got a dick?" "Do you want me to shave you again?" "Shut your fucking mouth." "I'm going to cut your big head right off your shoulders." "Run quick!" "I said run quick!" "New!" "This is for you!" "Hey, hey, get out of my way!" "Mr. Daimon..." "Mr. Daimon?" "Please marry me, will you?" "Mr. Daimon!" "Marry me!" "My sweet heart!" "MY Measure!" "What was that?" "Monster." "OSAKA TOUGH GUYS" "Kentaro Nakakura Ycshiyuki Ohmcri" "Gajiro Sato" "Sei Hiraizumi Tadashi Sate" "Guest Appearance by Shingc Yamashim" "Rikiya Yasuoka" "The students listed... have been expelled from school...due to their behavior including fighting, gambling, making threats..." " And the next one means pussy, right?" " Yeah, that's pussy." "Drinking, smoking and driving without a license." "What's their problem?" "Are they trying to get rid of us?" "Stupid fucking teachers!" "You'll be sorry!" "They're kidding us, right?" "They'd better get their fucking asses in gear!" "It's the last fart of the fox!" "You dummy!" "You mean the last fart of the badger." "Badger?" "No, no, it's fox." "It's definitely badger." "I'll put money on it." "I would like to make it very clear here, that our priority must always be to uphold the good name of Tsutenaku High School." "And, ladies and gentlemen, please ensure that the student body is equally committed to this policy." "Anyway, we've thrown Yamada and Fukenaga out, so I'm sure our school will be a bit quieter from now on." "From this night onwards I can at last sleep soundly." "I'm so happy..." "What are you doing?" "We're having a teachers' meeting." "Leave the room!" "Shut your fucking mouth." "We're here to say goodbye." "Let's have a look at your faces for the last time!" "We're gonna have to lean on you a bit." "Someone...police!" "..." "Telephone!" "Please call the police!" "Freeze!" "Interesting suggestion." "If you really want to, call the police." "But I'm gonna have to spread the word about what goes on here." "There's no secret amongst friends." "You, as head teacher, are accepting bribes for backdoor admissions." "You know...?" "Now for the deputy head teacher." "You're having an affair with the mother of one of your students!" "Not forgetting the course leader!" "You're sleeping with one of the students!" "Do you want everyone to know about it?" "Rie..." "If people outside know about this, the reputation of the school will be shit." "And, as from next year, no one will want to enroll anymore, huh?" "Bad news!" "Don't call the police, OK?" "That's a good head teacher." "You're not completely stupid." "So maybe you'd be prepared to forget that notice about expelling us from school?" " What?" "That's..." " That's what I could say, but since we fucking hate this fucking stupid school anyway, we're gonna split." "Thanks!" "Don't get too relaxed." "As we're prepared to leave, why not give us a farewell gift?" "A farewell gift...?" "I'm talking about a little memento for two intelligent young men with a bright future." "Make sure you give way to your generous nature." "Are you totally serious?" "You think that's enough?" "Hey!" "Open the fucking safe!" "I know you've got shitloads in there!" "This is the national bank of black economy, right?" "We're prepared to settle for one million yen!" "One million...one million yen?" "What?" "Are you giving it to us or what?" "No problem." "I'll give you one million yen." "Is there anything else you need from me?" "You know about the last fart?" "Does that refer to a fox or a badger?" "A weasel, of course." "Weasel?" "The proverb goes, 'The weasel's last fart is the smelliest. '" "So it was weasel after all." "You learn something new..." "OK!" "Let's get to the safe." "Party time?" "Let's party!" "How about The Pink Salon!" "The Pink Salon!" "You butthead!" "We've got one million yen." "Don't come up with crap suggestions." "How about a hostess club then?" "A hostess club!" "Butthead!" "That's crap too." "Can't you come up with anything better?" "Then where do you wanna go?" "Let's think..." "You can't come up with anything either!" " See!" " What?" "What the"!" "Good evening." "Wow, a Cadillac!" "Yeah, a Caddy, a Caddy!" "It's freezing." "Boss and brother, please." "Boss, please mind your head." " Good evening." " We've been waiting for you." "Nice tits, huh?" " Gorgeous!" " Gorgeous!" "Hey, get out of my way!" "You fucker!" "Who do you think you're talking to?" "This is the big boss of Kinsu sect." "Hey, hey, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu." "Stop showing off on the stairs." "He's just an ordinary citizen." "Leave him alone." " I'm sorry." " Go!" "It's on me tonight." " Hey, Makoto?" " What?" "Let's go to the club, shall we?" " What?" "It looks fucking expensive, man." " We've got loads of money, come on!" "Hey, hey, Eiji!" "Alright, let's do it." " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Hey, hey, hey, Sab, Sab, Sab." "Where's the fucking pickled plum, huh?" "Oh, yes." "Brother, you'd like cucumbers as well, wouldn't you?" "Hey, a pickled plum and cucumbers." "Same as usual, OK?" "Hurry up!" "Certainly." "Tonight, the Boss is buying the drinks." "It's party time." " I always pay anyway!" " You're one great guy!" "Please have a seat." "Good evening gentlemen." " Here we go!" " Come on!" "What do you think you're doing?" "You boys!" "We've got loads of money here." "Why don't you be nice to us, huh?" "Stop it, will you?" "It's not a pink salon here." "Please behave like gentlemen." "If you don't know how to behave, nobody's going to look after you." " What the fuck is that?" " What the fuck is that?" "That's for you, darling." " And for you, too." " You're lucky." "Darling, show us your pussy." "I'll give you 20,000 yen." " What?" "!" " You heard!" "Boss, I'll show you my dick!" "Hey, here's your present." "Take it!" "Thank you!" "Hey, hey, Makoto!" "Why don't you give her something, too?" " OK!" " That's my money!" "Mine!" " It's a present for you." "Take it!" "Take it!" " You know how things work!" "OK!" "Bring lots of expensive drinks in!" "Let's get wasted!" " See, champagne really is the best!" " Is it nice?" "Wow, you're right!" "You see, pickled plums are just for licking..." "Hey, what're they drinking?" "Is it much more expensive than ours?" "Oh, that's Shochu." "Shochu?" "!" "A lot of yakuza have liver problems or get diabetes because they drink too much." "A lot of the top bosses have died recently." "So most of them drink Shochu nowadays, right?" "Never mind, guys, you're young so drink up and don't worry about your liver!" " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Here we go!" "Yeah!" "One million yen" "What's that?" "What?" "The numbers of bottles and service charge here..." "One million yen?" "!" "Aren't you overcharging us?" "What the fuck are you on about?" "We never said...we wouldn't pay." "Em" "Kick!" "Good boy, good boy!" "Kick!" "Good boy, good boy!" "Kick!" "Hung over." "You?" "Yeah, me too." "Don't you have anything to drink?" "No." "Water will do." "Oh no, I haven't paid the water bill so they stopped it." "What?" "What the fuck!" "There's a pancake for you." "That's your puke, man." "I'm letting you stay here." "Stop complaining." "Alright then, I'll go and get juice." "Cheers." "What's going on?" "I haven't got any money." "What?" "We used that one million yen we got from the head at the club last night." "Have you got any?" "Wait." "Not much." "I wanna go home." "I even miss that horrible food my mom cooks." "Why don't you go home then?" "I'm not asking you to stay here with me." "Don't get pissed." "Hey, Eiji, don't be angry, huh?" "Hey, Eiji, you've got a hard-on." "That's my special talent." "I'm well today like always and my dick's stiff!" " Let's put it to music!" " Let's put it to music!" "We've got some change left anyway." "Let's go and get some food." "Yeah, let's go." "Stiff dick pon pon, Stiff dick pan." "Stiff dick pon pon, Stiff dick pan." "Stiff dick pon pon." " No, no, no!" " What?" "That's the expensive one!" " What the fuck?" "!" " It's only cup noodles, take this one instead." "This one tastes nicer!" "This one's cheaper!" " It's 20 yen difference!" "What's the problem?" "!" " We're on an economy drive!" "Thank you for helping me the other day." "You don't need to thank us." "It was nothing." "Yeah, don't worry." "Thanks." "See you then." "She smiled." "I think she's got the hots for me." "She smiled at me." " No, at me man." " No, no, at me." " At me." " At me!" "That's 1,755 yen please." "I'm sorry, I don't seem to have enough money." "I'll have to put something back." "What?" "I've already rung it in." "Just take them back quickly!" "I'm sorry." "How much are you short?" "Hey, Makoto!" "How much are you short, then?" "Hey, I'm asking how much!" "Ah...well..." "That should be enough!" "Excuse me?" "You can't do that!" "That's fine." "Excuse..." "We'll be back again." "Makoto!" "Makoto!" " Let's go and steal money off some kids." " Butthead!" "We're going to a bookstore." "Makoto?" "Are you gonna work at a bookstore?" "Butthead!" "We're gonna steal a recruitment magazine." "Hello." "Ms. Hayama?" "You haven't paid me the rest of this month's rent yet." "I'm very sorry." "I'll pay you as soon as I get paid." "I trust you." "But you know, we need money to live as well, so it's hard sometimes if you don't pay on time..." "I'm very sorry." "Ah, yes, your mother called earlier." "She said she wasn't well again and will have to stay in the hospital for a while." "OK, thanks." "I know it's none of my business, but isn't it time you packed up and went back to your hometown?" "I know you want to be an actress, but it's just a dream." "Isn't it better if you go back home and look after your mother?" "The rent for this month." "Please don't forget!" "Experienced...skills...?" "Sniffing glue and jerking off aren't skills, are they?" "It's a waste of time." "What?" "No one's going to hire us." "We didn't even graduate from high school." "Life's not easy, is it?" "That's it!" "Eiji!" "That's it!" "Men from 17 to 25 years old wanted." "No experience required." "Possible quick promotion." "Salary over 500,000 yen a month." "Salary over 500,000 yen a month!" " 500,000 yen a month?" "!" " Yeah!" " Is that really true?" " Yeah, it's totally true, man!" " That's fucking great!" " That's fucking great!" " Hey, shouldn't we be wearing suits?" " Yeah, but these are the only clothes I have." "Warning!" "Muggers and sex offenders have been operating in this area" " Naniwa CPA" "Muggers!" "Don't worry." "We're gonna be OK." " Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." " Do we really look like salarymen?" " Yeah, we do." "Don't worry." "Are you sure this is the right station?" "Yes, I'm sure." "It looks kind of run down for a company that pays over 500,000 yen a month." "Butthead!" "Wise people say you never judge by appearances." "This is obviously a company that values real worth rather than appearance." "I think that's the pick-up car they meant." "Shall we ask?" "Excuse me?" "Are you here from Takaranoyama Trading Ltd to pick us up?" "Yes, that's right, sir." "We're here for the interview." "Certainly." "Please get in the car." "I'll take you to the interview hall." "Thank you very much." "Haven't we seen that old fart somewhere?" "We've seen him somewhere I can't remember." "What?" "Please...please...calm...ca...ca..." "calm...please...calm down." "I'm Tokichi Kinoshita, from Yamanosato University...animal husbandry course." " Nice to meet you!" " What the fuck is he?" "!" "If I get the position, I'm prepared to overcome any difficulty." "Who is he?" "!" "He must've thought we were the interviewers." "What"?" "A little..." "Gentlemen, we're going now so please get in the car." "Here we go, gentlemen." "We're here." "Please." "To the interview hall." "Here we are, gentlemen." "Please follow me to the interview hall." "Please...here." "Here." "Please follow me." " Please watch your step there." " Yes." "INTERVIEW HALL" "That old fart as well..." "I've seen him somewhere." "Welcome to the Kinsu sect." "K..." "Kinsu sect?" " Yakuza!" "This is a yakuza sect, yakuza!" " What?" " They're yakuza!" " We've been conned!" "Shut the fuck up!" "From today, you and us are all going to work hard and live together like family." "You...you must be joking, man." "We're not here to become yakuza." "You jerks, being taken in so easily." "You've got nowhere to run to anymore." "Why don't you chill out and do what we say?" "Ahh!" "That guy!" "Why don't you clean your fucking ears and listen to me?" "We know what kind of lowlife you are from the CV you sent us." "We hired a private detective to make sure that the information was accurate." "All of you are pieces of shit." "Even your parents have given up on you." "Nobody will notice you've gone." "There's no way out for you." "We know exactly where you live and where your parents live." "This is a contract to give your lives to us." "Sign it with your blood right now right here, will you?" "You're totally upfront, aren't you?" "Well done!" "I'm Tokichi Kinoshita...from Yamanosato University, animal husbandry course." "Shut the fuck up and give me your hand." "Yes." " B...blood..." " Shut the fuck up!" "You're hired." "Congratulations!" "Thank you." "I've done it, I've done it, I've done it!" "I've done it!" "I've done it!" "Congratulations." "KINSU CORPORATION" "Let me introduce you to the new faces." "I'm Makoto Fukunaga." "I'm Eiji Yamada." "I'm Tokichi Kinoshita..." "I've heard that hundreds of times!" "This gentleman is the Kinsu sect's big boss." "And this gentleman here is Brother Amachi, the second boss." "Greetings!" "Hello." "Thank you very much for having us!" "Thank you very much for having us." "OK, good." "Work hard and get to be good yakuza as soon as possible." "Yes." "Not yes, say yes sir!" "Yes, sir!" "Anyway, they look like young men with potential." "Well, all except this one." "Hey, Sab, take this money, get them something nice to eat." "Yes." " Not yes, say yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "When will you get it?" "Listen!" "The yakuza code is... one - training, two - training, three and four - training, and five dick!" "Brush up your manhood!" " Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "In the Kinsu sect, you're strictly forbidden to touch thinners, pills and powder." "Make sure you remember that." " Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "To become yakuza, you have to go through very hard training." "But when you master it all, you get first class pussy and lots of dinero." "One more thing." "Like Che Guevara first said, 'Be loved by the people. '" "Become friends with the neighborhood association, and be loved!" " Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "Our big boss also works as a vice-chairman of the neighborhood association." "Make sure you don't disgrace the Kinsu sect's name." " Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "That's all!" " Dismissed!" " Yes, sir!" "Come in." "You'll be sleeping in this room from today." "But Brother, there are only two beds in here." "That's correct." "You're gonna take turns to keep watch all night." "When two of you are asleep, the one works as a security guard." "An all night security guard?" "That's what junior yakuza have to do." "Follow me to the next room." "Make sure you clean the toilet well." "If you leave any stain," "I'll make you use your tongue to lick it clean, alright?" "KINSU SECT" "Usually you just stay in this room and take telephone calls." " Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "Kinoshita!" "You clean the toilet." "What..." " Don't you wanna do it then?" " I will." "I get it." "The rest of you, follow me." " Yes, sir!" " You pissed yourself, huh?" "OK." "You two clean this car." "Car cleaning...?" "!" "Don't you jerk-offs understand?" "This is an important part of training to be a yakuza." "But make sure not to scratch it, alright?" "This is what the Boss treasures most next to his own life." "There was a guy who scratched it before and he was beaten so badly he almost died." "Understood?" "Hey, how did we end up like this?" "It's too late to moan about it." "Yeah, you're right." "They've got a signed contract." "Even if we're desperate to quit, we can't." "We just have to put up with things for a while." "And after that we get lots of money and as many women as we want." "I admire your optimism." "What are you doing?" "What, you?" "!" "Hey, come on..." "Oi, you..." "what do you think you're doing...?" "Give it to me!" "This is the best medicine for a hangover." "You're the new faces, is that right?" " Y...yes, sir." " Y...yes, sir." "I'm the Head Captain of the Kinsu sect, Kaizo Daimon." "I'm famous for making crying babies shut up." "I'm Makoto Fukunaga." "I'm Eiji Yamada." "The Boss has such good taste." "It's a nice car." "I'm gonna borrow this car, alright?" "No, please don't." "Why?" "But..." "Don't worry." "I'm gonna drive around and come back." "Oh shit!" " We're gonna be killed." " What shall we do?" "Has he just crashed...?" " Oh shit!" " Captain...!" " What's wrong?" " What've you done?" "!" "The bo...the boss's car has been damaged!" "What the fuck have you done to it?" "!" " What?" "!" " What?" "!" "Leave it to me." "What?" "!" "I have a plan." " What?" "!" " What?" "!" "Why the fuck do we have to be here with him?" "I don't fucking know!" "I've got a bad feeling." "You're freaking me out." "What the fuck are you whispering about?" " Yes." " Yes." "Captain!" "Do you think it's gonna work?" "Don't worry." "This plan I came up with, it can't fail." "This is a luxury residential quarter." "There must be lots of rich bitches driving expensive cars like BMW's and Mercedes." "We target one of those luxury cars and let it wreck this car, like BANG!" "Oi, you old cow!" "What have you done to my car?" "!" "What have you done to my dick?" "Just look at it!" "Then we get piles of money." "Here comes the target." "Ready?" "Let's go!" "Ready?" "Oi, you old cow." "What have you done to my car?" "What have you done to my dick...?" "What?" "What?" "!" "Can you come with us to the police station?" "I'm just passer-by A." "Right?" "I'm B..." "I'm C..." "A month later..." "Did you get everything, yeah?" "Do you mean this?" "Did you buy meat, yeah?" "Yeah." "Yeah...ah, you..." "Thank you for helping me the other day." "Let me return the money you lent me." "Don't worry." "It was just spare change." "Please accept this from me." "OK, if you insist." "Do you wanna take it home?" "There're some vegetables and some meat in here as well." "We bought a lot so don't be shy." " Thank you." " See you." " Thank you." " Yeah, don't worry." "Goodbye." "What's going on?" "What do you mean?" " Huh?" " What man?" "!" "Nothing special, man!" "Every time I see her face, I feel like I need to take care of her." "That's love." " What the fuck are you on about?" " It's love." "No, it's not!" "Butthead!" "You don't fool me." "Don't be stupid." "We're yakuza trainees, right?" "!" "And she wouldn't have spoken to us like that if she knew we were yakuza." " That's right." " Yeah." "What?" "Makoto?" "Makoto?" "Do you want to talk to me about something?" "Yes sir!" "Well..." "I wanted to ask..." "When are we getting our wages?" " Wages?" " Yes." "You dummies!" "It's not a company, it's a yakuza sect." "There's no such thing as wages!" "Does that mean we're working for free?" "We supply you with a place to stay and food to eat." "What more do you need?" "Nowadays youngsters don't know what life's all about." "Hey, listen." "If you want money, you have to earn it like in any business." "Yes, Captain Daimon taught us about doing business deals, and we ended up hitting a police car." "There are many different kinds of business!" " Sabu, Sabu!" " Yes?" "Don't just stand there like an idiot, why don't you teach these fools the yakuza rules?" "I'll do it myself." "Listen carefully." "This suit." "It's tailor-made in Britain." "It cost 800,000 yen." "This Cartier watch is pure gold and was 2,500,000 yen." "These shoes, made in Italy, cost 180,000 yen." "All of them were gifts from girls." "Business...you meant getting gifts from women?" "That's not the only sort of business." "We help guard hostess bars and also get involved in debt collection." "We have many businesses here." "Let them practice, it's easier to learn that way." "Take them on some business now." "New?" "Don't you want to or what?" "Of course I do." "Excuse me." "Is Kinoshita coming too?" "Just the two of you is fine." "Kinoshita isn't ready for it yet." "I'm Tokichi Kinoshita, from Yamanosato University...animal husbandry course." "I know that, you half-wit!" "I'm glad..." "They're enforcing the new yakuza prevention law, so it's difficult for us to work nowadays." "So what are we going to do now?" "Debt collection." "That sounds easy." "You idiot, these are the people who had the guts to borrow money from yakuza and not return it." "They're not easy people to deal with." "Especially the ones we're going to see today, they're the worst." "A couple who are addicted to gambling." "They cry like babies and beg for money when they need it, but once they've got the money, they don't give a shit anymore." "What scumbags we ended up giving money to!" "That's it." "What kind of house is that?" "I can't see them giving the money back." "We're from the Kinsu sect." "Excuse us!" "Hi." "What?" "How may I help you?" "Hey, Uni, Ohtoro and Rum'?" "You seem to be living it here." "So what if we are?" "We're free to eat what we want." "Life isn't that simple." "If you have the money to eat sushi, why don't you pay back the money you owe us?" "OK, OK." "Someone gave this food to us." "We haven't got any money at all here." "You assholes!" "I'm not leaving until you at least pay us the interest today." "But your interest rate is too high and we can't afford it anymore." "I'm sure you're making a very good living out of the enormous interest we pay you!" "Why bring that up now?" "You assholes!" "Didn't you know about the interest rate when you took out the loan?" "We didn't know anything about the law at that time." "We didn't know that charging an extremely high rate of interest was illegal." "What the fuck?" "The Kinsu sect still seems to be doing this sort of shark loaning." "If you like, we can speak to the police, you know?" "I heard your Boss has already served four years in jail." "I'm sure if he goes back there again, he'll end up doing at least eight!" "Yeah, he's not young anymore, is he?" "I'd imagine it would be very hard to spend eight years inside at his age." "If that happens, it's your responsibility." "You know that?" "Are you prepared to take responsibility for it then?" "He's right!" "OK, OK, you understand?" "Then please leave us now." "Do I have to look at your pitiful faces?" "Even this nice sushi tastes horrible if I have to look at you all." "Yeah!" " We'll be back." " Here you go." "Here you go." " Here you go." "Uh, I prefer Uni." "Keiko and I are keeping watch together." "Keiko..." "Keiko, please suck more." "Keiko...it's nice..." "Keiko..." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Dirty bastard!" "Put it back now." "What do you..." "You're overdoing it." "Your dick will be rubbed sore." "My turn to be on guard anyway." "Never mind." "I'm ready to go to sleep." " What was that?" " Robbers?" "Robbers?" "I don't think anyone would break into a yakuza office." "Then you don't think we're being attacked?" " Attacked?" " Attacked by another yakuza sect!" "By another yakuza sect?" "!" "Ready?" "Open it." "I'm impressed with your hard work." "Ca..." "Captain..." "Give me another drink." "Hey, Makoto." "What's wrong?" "There's nothing wrong with the drink." "Eiji, I just wonder why he's buying us all these drinks." "Come on, forget it." "Just sit back and enjoy it." " Just drink, drink." " Hey!" "Hey!" " Yes." " Are you enjoying the drink, huh?" " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." " Don't worry, drink as much as you want." " Yes!" "It's your money after all." "Captain..." "I thought it was on you?" "Don't be silly." "I haven't got any money." "But we don't either." "Don't worry." "You can just work here and pay it back, yeah?" "I thought it was too good to be true!" "The Kinsu sect is hanging around here then?" "The quality of customers in this club has certainly gone down." "Wait!" "What?" "You shitheads are from the Asashi sect!" "What do you know about the quality of club customers?" "Daimon!" "I wouldn't be so fastidious if I were you." "That's the way I was born." "Stop showing off, you tiny-dicked fucker!" "You big pussy!" "You two, just run away now." "They won't notice you've gone." "That way we won't have to pay." "I'm worn out." "Makoto!" "Makoto!" "What's wrong, brother?" "Hurry HP" " Hurry up!" " Nobody's here by the way." "What the fuck are you wearing?" "Shut the fuck up, you idiot!" "Look, I'm wearing them too, Makoto." "Are you going to open a perverfs nightclub or something?" "Shit for brains!" "Listen carefully!" "The punter's getting bored with high school uniforms and high school girl's panties." "From now on, the luxury celebrity lifestyle is the key to everything, alright?" "Yeah, but what has it to do with us wearing these panties?" "Listen now." "We wear these luxury panties, and tell them that Rie Miyazawa or Kumiko Guto wore them." "Or Rie's mom's panties..." "that's not bad either." "We'll make a packet!" "Bizarre." "Shut the fuck up!" "Business is bizarre!" "Hey, see this here." "We've advertised in a porn mag." "Panties fresh from the pussies of celebrities like Rie Miyazawa and Kumiko Goto with their most intimate body odors are on sale for a reasonable price." "Hey, are you gonna do it or not?" " Sure." "Why not?" " Good, then wear these panties." "Oh dear..." "Shut the fuck up!" "Don't do that freaky voice!" "THE KINSU SECT" "No one here..." "Nowadays young kids are useless, aren't they?" "They can't even take telephone calls properly." "What do you want?" "It's the Kinsu sect." "These give me a strange sensation." "Listen." "Make sure you make them as dirty as possible." "But when you go for a piss, make sure you don't wet them!" "Yes, sir!" "Ah, my balls fell out..." "What?" "Celebrity fresh panties sales office?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "It's the Kinsu sect here!" "Hello?" "You want the panties off Rie Miyazawa?" "Fuck you, I want them too!" "The reason why I asked you three to be here, is to announce that you're officially members of our sect from today." "Listen, we used to reserve an exclusive restaurant to celebrate this kind of occasion, but as you know, the cops are making it difficult to do business these days." "So I've decided to use this kind of family restaurant instead." "Order whatever you want, hamburger, a steak or a children's meal...whatever." "Thank you, sir!" "Today you will be given your badges by the Boss." "You're being honored." " Yes, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "Hey, hey you kids." "Hey, old bitches!" "Those kids might be precious to their parents, but to us they're just dirty little kids." "How can they be proud of those dirty little fuckers?" "!" " You asshole, total asshole." " Asshole, total asshole..." "But you're different." "You're real family." "We're here to celebrate you becoming members of our family." "If you have any problems, come and talk to me." "Right?" "Yes, sir!" "You're so fortunate that the Boss is paying so much attention to you." "These gold badges are made of pure gold." "They cost somewhere between 500,000 and 1 million yen!" "Treat them well, alright?" "Yes, sir!" "OK, all sorted, so let's toast with banana shakes, shall we?" " We all ready?" " Yes." "What?" "Could I have a pint of beer please?" "Chuck some water at him!" "Idiot!" "This is so strange." "I can't believe Rie Miyazawa's panties aren't selling." "We haven't received a single phone call." "Right!" "I'm gonna have to negotiate directly with agents." "SILK VARIETY SHOP Opening Times:" "Mon" " Sat: 13:00 to 22:00 Sun Bank Holidays: 13:00 to 17:00" "What?" "Are you saying you're not going to buy these panties?" "I don't want them." "What are you on?" "These are the panties of Rie Miyazawa." " They come with stains and are genuine." " Show me the proof." "Proof?" "Proof...but..." "The proof that Rie was really wearing those panties." "Customers aren't stupid nowadays." "If they're genuine, I don't mind paying you 500,000 yen." "But you need to show me the proof." "Alright then, I'll let you have them for 1,000 yen." "Alright, 500 yen!" "What!" "Look, they're real silk panties!" "I could buy them for 200 yen." " 200 yen!" "Are you crazy!" " What are you looking at anyway?" "!" "Mmmm, 200 yen is OK." "You mean 200 yen each, right?" "And another 200 yen, right?" " Take your panties off." " What?" "The ones you're wearing now!" "Yes, sir!" "I don't mind paying more for yours." "Well, shame that it didn't work, isn't it?" "Silk panties for 200 yen we've made quite a loss..." "Hey, wait!" "Wait guys;" "You've got the gold badges the Boss gave you, right?" "Give them to me now." " What are you gonna do with them?" " Take them to the pawn shop." "That's how I'm gonna pay back the debts." "Debts?" "Come on!" "I borrowed money to buy those panties and advertise in the magazine." "Yes, but are you sure nobody" mind'?" "Yeah, no problem!" "Any pawn shop will kill for Kinsu sect special badges." "No, no." "I mean if someone finds out, aren't we gonna be in trouble?" "Don't worry, we'll get some dough and buy them back." "Kinsu sect badges, is that right?" "Yes, that's right." "All three together..." "Yes, all three together...?" "I would say 3,000 yen." "Just 3,000 yen?" "It all depends on the sect, some badges are worth 50,000 to 100,000 yen." "But that's the best I can do for Kinsu sect badges." "I'm not being funny, but it's only gold plating." "Gold plating?" "They aren't pure gold then..." "It wasn't true then..." "You know, I'm doing you a favor offering 3,000 yen for them." "Brother, don't even think about it." "No!" "3,000 yen is fucking useless!" "I understand." "Give me 3,000 yen please." "Brother?" "That was a waste of time, wasn't it?" "Our gold badges were just gold plated..." "that's pathetic." "We can't go around stony broke like this." "But we haven't got anything else for the pawn shop." " Makoto!" " Yes?" "Can you drive a car?" "Yes." "Excellent." "Go and steal a truck." "What?" "I wonder what pills he takes..." "This is the place." "What is it?" "What a stench!" "Wait..." "Can't you see?" "They're pigs!" "I know what they are!" "We can take as many as we want." "But what are you going to...?" "What?" "If you take one to the butcher, right..." "Let's say they get 50 kilos of pork meat out of one pig and 100g is worth 120 yen." "Just on a rough calculation, think how much money we could make!" "But how are you going to move them to the truck?" "One big haul of pig!" "Let's Paw!" "Let's party!" "Let's have a toast!" "A toast!" " A toast!" " Here we go!" " Sit down, sit down, sit down." " Ready!" " One more time!" " Again, again, again!" "Come on then!" "Cheers!" "Here we go!" "Please...suck it!" "It stinks!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Sab, you're enjoying yourself, huh?" "Yeah." "Can I join you, too?" "No, no, no!" "Stop it..." "Catherine..." "Catherine..." "We're going to have some fun!" "The night's just started!" "Let's go to the next club." "Sabu..." "If you're thinking you can run away from me, you're mistaken." " Come on, hurry up." " Of course." "That's our next club." "What?" " Welcome." " Welcome." " They have nice girls here." " Please come in, come in." "Welcome." "Welcome." "Hi." "So you work here, then?" "I've been working here for a week, but I'm still trying to get used to it." "Anyway, I've just finished my shift, so I have to go now." "Are you going now?" "Then I'll take you home." " What?" " As your bodyguard." "If bad guys hassle you, I can protect you, bang, bang, bang!" "Thank you for your offer, but what will your friends think?" "Ah...they're...his friends." "Right?" " Yeah, that's right." " So I don't have to worry about them." "I'm not gonna pull any tricks or anything." "I just wanna talk to you a bit, that's all." "Right, could you wait for me?" "I'll go and change." " OK, I'll wait for you outside." " OK." "Good luck, huh?" "Enjoy yourself." "I'm not thinking of doing anything." "Whatever." "Anyway, I'll let you have my spare one for tonight." " What's that?" " My rubber." " I don't want it." " Don't you want it?" " I don't want it." " Come on, take it." " I said I don't want it." "I don't want it!" " Why don't you go then?" "!" "Welcome, I'm Akemi." "Would you please marry me?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "NO!" "No!" "No!" "This is insane..." "Good evening gentlemen, from Asashi sect." "Thank you for choosing us." " Is Akemi here?" " I'll send her to your table." "What?" "Akemi..." "So, you're an actress." "Well, still a trainee." "But I have to pay for my drama course fees, and make money for theater tickets, so I work as a hostess because it pays well." "You're obviously working hard at it." "Not just me, everyone's working hard so I have to work even harder." "I think your dream will come true, the way you're working at it." "Actually..." "What?" "Today I went on an audition and got selected as the main character in a video." "That's fantastic!" "Congratulations!" "I should ask for your autograph now!" "Thank you." "You're the first person I've told." "Really?" "I'm $0 happy for you" "I've been talking about myself so much and haven't asked anything about you." "It doesn't matter about me." "What do you do?" "Job?" "My lob is I work for Takaranoyama Trading Ltd." "So you're a businessman?" "I've just finished my probation period." "I don't earn much yet." "But I heard that if you work for a trading company, you sometimes get to go abroad." "I guess so." "You're lucky you can travel abroad." "Anyway, I hope our dreams come true." "You only live once..." "You're right." "You're right." "You always smile and follow me." "You don't talk a lot and are very shy." "I'm sorry to give you such a hard time." "I want to make you happy as many times as you cry." "Let's drink together..." "You can't call that singing." "That was fucking shit!" "What the fuck?" "I'll show you how you should sing." "Listen carefully." "Boss..." "When the song ends, take the fucking guy apart." "If Daimon starts the fight, even better." "One punch will see him out of the action." "Testing...testing microphone." "Let's go." "Don't we have to listen to the Captain's song?" "If you don't wanna die, do what I'm doing." "_ Come o n!" "Hur _Yes!" "W!" "Not that!" "Do what I'm doing!" "Fast!" "Please wait for a moment..." "I feel great!" "I've had a lot to drink!" "I've enjoyed women!" "Why doesn't your stiff dick make you money?" "Huh?" "Why doesn't your stiff dick make you money?" "Porn actor wanted for adult video." "Make money having sex with women." "Porn actor wanted...?" "That's it!" "The film starts shooting today, doesn't it?" "Yes, thanks for calling." "OK, good luck." "Nice!" "OK." " I'm back!" " Hey, your coffee's ready." "Yeah, cheers." "Going outside to make a telephone call..." "what's the big deal, huh?" " It's special today." " Huh?" " The first day of her film shoot." " Good morning." " Good morning Brother!" " Good morning Brother!" "Hey, Makoto, why are you looking so happy today?" "Well..." "Makotds girlfriend is shooting her first video film today." "I see." "Makoto, you're lucky to have such a nice girl." "Thank you, I know." "But she'd better be careful." "Sometimes they say it's a shoot for a video film, but it turns out to be a porn film." "No way, she said the production company's got a very good name for itself." "What's the name of the company?" "I think it was called 7 Star Productions." "What?" "Did you say 7 Star Productions?" "Yes..." "That's the production company Asashi sect uses as a front." "They do illegal porn videos." "Makoto!" "Hurry up and stop her before it's too late!" "Makoto!" "Hurry up now!" "Hey!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Wait, I need to borrow it!" "Here we go!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Hey, when's the male actor coming?" "He's fucking late!" "Sorry, he's got stomach problems." "But the substitute should be here shortly." "Sorry for the wait." "The substitute's here." "Good morning." "Get in here." "Hurry." "This is the director." "Excuse me." "What are you?" "Some kind of weirdo!" "Have you got a big dick then?" "Well, he's a big guy." "Let's hope he's got a big one to go with it." "There's a reason for it." "If my mom sees me, she'll go apeshit." "Anyway, looks aren't important for porn actors." "Huh?" "Are you really saying I can sleep with her?" "You love it, don't you?" "It depends on what kind of equipment you're packing." "I'm confident." "Leave it to me." "Massive!" "I'll do my best." "Wait for me!" "I'll rescue you!" " Are you all ready?" " Yeah." "Ready?" "Camera." "Camera!" "5...4...3...2..1!" "Ready?" "Start!" "For what we are about to receive..." "Hey, listen up, this girl really doesn't want to fuck, does she?" "Shut the fuck up and just do it!" "What's that?" "Makoto!" " I'm here to rescue you." " Who the fuck are you?" "!" "What's going on?" "You're punks from the Kinsu sect, right?" "You won't leave this place in one piece!" "Shut the fuck up!" "You assholes, setting that girl up!" "Trying to be a hero, huh?" "We're here on Asashi sect business!" "I won't let you mess with our business!" "I'm gonna make you regret setting that girl up." "Get him!" "Shoot it!" "Hurry!" "Shoofl" "Are you alright, Eiji?" "Die!" "No!" "Don't worry, you're safe now." "Isn't that the Captain?" "What?" "!" "That's the Captain!" "Eiji, hurry up!" "Let's go!" "It was my fault." "I didn't know anything about it, I was just over the moon to get the part." "No, that's not true." "You were set up." "I should've realized it couldn't be true, someone like me given a leading role." "Don't think like that." "Keiko, you can be a star performer." "You'll definitely get the chance." "You're a winner." "Don't cry." "If you cry, it means that you're a loser." "Thank you." "I like the Keiko who's always cheerful and positive." "L...told you a lie." "I'm not a businessman." "I'm..." "I'm a..." "I'm a yakuza..." "I don't care what you do, Makoto." "I like you." "I've liked you since the moment we met." "Hello." "What?" "A telephone call from the Asashi sect?" "Yes, I'll put him through now." "Hello, it's Amachi." "Oh, it's Hosoda of the Asashi sect." "Amachi I haven't spoken to you for a long time." "What do you want?" "I know you've got two young members called Makoto and Eiji." "They interfered in our business the other day, and some of our young members were badly injured." "What?" "You know you can't just get away with it, right?" "What are you trying to do?" "We want compensation for the damage and we want a gift by way of an apology." "And get one fingertip each from the kids and pack them in the same package." "Hey, What's going on?" "Hey?" "Wow, the sun's so yellow today." "Bye." "Let's both give it our best shot." "Yes, you only live once." "Tokyo Disneyland..." "gentlemen please behave..." "He's back." "Makoto, this is fucking serious!" "Go and see the Boss right now." "Good luck." "Obviously obeying their request, and letting them chop their fingers off is the right thing according to yakuza protocol." "I agree with that." "But the Asashi sect is already asking for an absurd amount of compensation, and they're not playing by the rules either." "I understand our trainee was only rescuing a girl he's close to and didn't hurt anyone." "I also understand those yakuza were all beaten up by the porn actor they hired." "They brought it on themselves." "I must say, whoever he was, he's got balls, fighting all those Asashi sect guys." "I wish we had someone like him in our sect, huh?" "Yes." "We can't ask them to chop their fingers off under these ludicrous circumstances." "Boss." "We're very sorry." "What are we going to do?" "If it ends up in a war between us and the Asashi sect, we'll be on the losing end." "Boss, would you please leave this to me?" "What are you talking about?" "Daimon, we're not going to attack them." "Even if we try negotiating with them, with you there, everything will end up in a mess." "Daimon..." "I'll leave this to you." "B...but Boss..." "Narita, calm down." "The Boss has made up his mind." "Just shut up." "Just wait and see." "Listen, I'm going to leave the operations of our sect to you." "Do whatever you want." "I'll sort things out later." "Don't worry, alright?" "Thank you for coming." "Excuse me?" "How about one of these flowers?" "Tight bastard!" "Hey, Daimon!" "What do you want?" "These two are the ones who interfered in your business the other day." "So that was you two punks!" "Have you brought your fingertips?" "You're not understanding me." "Keep out of this!" "If you wanna negotiate, do it once the goods are in our hands." "I'm the delegate responsible for the negotiations." "What do you mean?" "Let's come to an understanding right now!" "Dynamite...!" "You know, I don't like anything complicated." "My position is to light the dynamite and die together with you." "What?" "What?" "Have you gone mad?" "!" "I'm dead serious." "This is going to sort it all out." "Boss!" "That's bullshit!" "He's serious." "I'm deadly serious." "Let's come to an understanding." "We don't want any compensation or fingers!" " Are you sure?" " Yes, sure!" " Boss!" " For fuck's sake!" "You two!" "Why don't you say thank you to the Boss." "Thank you very much." "That's better, huh?" "Captain!" "I won't forget what you did for us for the rest of my life." "Shall we go home?" "Yes!" "Ah..." "Captain..." "You mean this?" "It's fake dynamite." "I told Kinoshita to make it." "He didn't go to university for nothing." "It's good stuff." "I see..." "Ah..." "I must've left the dynamite out like this...dangerous..." "This is the fake dynamite I made..." "Oh shit!" "I gave him the real one!" "It's real!" "Kinoshita!" "Thank you very much." "Please come again." " We certainly will." " Please do." "What?" "It's too late for fireworks." "Whoever he is, he must be celebrating something special." "OK, let's go." "Kaizo Daimon, Osaka's biggest yakuza, will not die easily!" "Let's go!" "What the fuck?" "!" "Mr Daimon...!" "Project Manager:" "Seishi Nishino Production:" "Hirohiko Suekichi" "Producers:" "Tetsuya Yuki, Fujio Matsushima Tamio Kanda" "Screenplay:" "Tetsuo Inoue Line Producer:" "Shigeshi Maeda" "Casting Producer:" "Hachiro Shdyi Sound Producer:" "Juzo Terada" "Camera:" "Masanori Maruyama Lighting:" "Junzo Takemori" "Design:" "Takaaki Yano Recording:" "Masaaki Sakai" "Editing:" "Taishi Shimamura Sound Editor:" "Kenji Shimazaki" "Screenplay Editor:" "Rie Matsu ku ma Assistant Director:" "Hideyuki Yamamoto" "Production:" "Masashi Minami Director's Assistant:" "Takahiro Ohuchi" "Camera Assistant:" "Akihiro Matsura Lighting Assistant:" "Yoshk:" "Tuneya" "Recording Assistant:" "Shinsuke Nagashima Editor's Assistant:" "Kiyomi Watae" "Costume:" "Takeshi Yamazaki Costume Assistant:" "Yoriyo Nagase" "Design Assistant:" "Yumiko Hirata Fight Scene:" "Shigeru Inoue" "Hair Make-up:" "Kanako Nishimura Steal:" "Kumiko Wada" "EED:" "Hideki Fujisaki Negative Editing:" "Sanyo Editorial Studio" "Fight Scene Corporation:" "Mitsuhiko Seike Dialect Training:" "Potato Uno" "Production Leader:" "Tetsuya Mukai Production Coordinator:" "Ryuji Yoshioka" "Casting Assistant:" "Atsuko Takahashi Production Assistant:" "Makoto Toyota" "Kentaro Nakakura Yoshimuki Ohmori" "Sei Hiraizumu Tadashi Sato" "Shigeaki Fujita Mika Takahashi" "Nobuo Tunoda Kei Makino" "Ryo Yamazaki Mijo Matsubara" "Aki Kochi Kamigata Ryuji and Kazue" "Koichi Kira Kuniaki Yuda" "Gajiro Sato Hidemasa Yoshimoto" "Yozo Tojima Kazunobu Terada" "TsuyoshiNankai Hiroe Hayashi" "Nami Oka Naomi Nakajima" "Yoshiyuki Maeda lchioku Senji" "Tomohiro Moflmoto Ava Tanaka" "Kaofilchfio Riki Motoyama" "Yuka Nakatani Kengo Oka" "Junji M Haccaku" "Shinsuke Ryuzo Fukumoto" "Toshiharu Tahata Kento Nakamura" "Yukiharu Okubo Seigo Takon" "Shochiku Geino K. K Yamamoto Pro" "Office Sect NAC Talent Centre" "Speedway Promotions AD LID" "Guest Appearances by:" "Taihei Yumeji Hachiro Oka" "Tetsuya Yuki Rikiya Yasuoka" "End Song:" "Guns Flowers Lyrics:" "Yuri Yoshii" "Music:" "Juzo Terada Vocal:" "Yuri Yoshii" "Okamen Corporation Akea Kogyo Ltd" "Motoe Enterprise Ltd Osaka Kenko Club" "Osaka University of Arts Todai Kensetsu Ltd" "Variety Shop Silk Club You" "Club Saki Club Down" "Telephone Club Excel House Studio Anex" "Desse Jenny Sakae Kodo" "Primer Tennoji Branch Flash" "Knack Toei Chemical Ltd" "Kouei Shinsha Spot" "Aoi Studio Agfa-Gevaert Japan" "Tokyo Costume Team Freeway" "Soundbox Mr Foo" "Osaka Visual Communication College Hosho Geijyutsu College" "Snack Sara Hotel the Live Artext" "Osaka ANA Hotel Sheraton Toyota Rent a Car Shinosaka" "With You Show Car Pro ONO" "Production Corporation:" "HEISEI Production" "Produced by Excellent Film" "Directed by Takashi Miike"
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"Emma Riggs, N.Y.P.D. Open the door!" "We hear you moving around in there!" "Open up!" "33 David to central requesting immediate backup." "Possible homicide suspect." "White female, brown hair, fleeing down southwest fire escape." "Stop her!" " Excuse me?" "What are you doing?" " Nobody move!" "Oh, God!" "Castle..." "Are you asleep?" "Yes." "Then why'd you answer me?" "I'm sleep-talking." "Also known as somniloquy." "Just ignore me." "I don't know what to do." "I have some ideas." "No, Castle." "I'm talking about my life." "I don't know what to do about my life." "I haven't been out of work since I was 15." "I cannot believe that the F.B.I. Fired me, and I can't get my job back at the N.Y.P.D." "Because of the commissioner's stupid hiring freeze." "I might as well just apply to become a mall cop." "Ooh." "You would look great on a segway." "But, you know, Beckett, you don't have to decide right away." "Come on, Castle." "What are you saying?" "What am I gonna do, just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings?" " What kind of life is that?" " Mine." "Sorry." "I just mean that you're with me now." "You don't have to work." "I don't need to work?" "Does that mean you're my sugar daddy?" "Oh." "Hold on." "That didn't... come out-- actually, I'm still sleep-talking." "I can't really be held responsible for whatever I say." "Even when you're fighting, you two are super cute." "(Sighs) Pi." "Morning, Mr. c., Mrs. C.-To-be." "Hey, uh, do you mind if I borrow a razor?" "Alexis gets all fired up when I shave with the one she uses for her legs." " Under the sink." " Yep." "Cool." " Why is he still sleeping on your couch?" " I don't know." "Good morning, darlings." " Doesn't anyone knock?" " Door was open." "Don't be an old maid." "Nothing going on here that I haven't seen and done before." "So how can I help you, mother?" "As you know, my studio is being painted, so I am having my stage combat class in the living room in-- whoo-hoo--15 minutes, so, please, feel free to join." "Triple blade razors!" "Nice, Mr. C.!" "You know what?" "I think I'm gonna sleep at my old place tonight." " I think I might join you." " What is this, a house meeting?" " No." " No." "Captain Gates is on the phone." "She's asking for you, dad." "Hello?" "Thanks for coming, Mr. Castle." "You, too, Beckett." "Mm-hmm." "Again, I'm sorry your reinstatement didn't work out." "Yeah." "Thanks." "So what do we got?" "Angelo Vázquez, stabbed to death in his girlfriend's apartment, and this is Mr. Vázquez." "And you are calling on my expertise to unmask the killer." "No." "Actually, we've already I.D.'D the suspect." "She's the victim's girlfriend-- Emma Riggs." " How do you know it's her?" " Because she fled from the scene and took hostages in a dental office up the street." "Oh, okay." "So this involves me how?" "Hostage negotiators have been trying to talk to Emma, but she's demanding to speak to only you, Mr. Castle." " Me?" "Why me?" " We were hoping you could tell us." "Is she familiar to you?" "Uh..." "I've never seen her before." "What do we know about her?" "Not much so far." "Emma Riggs, 31, waitress, no record-- at least until now." "Sergeant?" "This is sergeant Roman from the hostage negotiating team." "Richard Castle and Kate Beckett." "Deputy Chief." "Excuse me." "Mr. Castle, are you open to talking to Emma" " over the phone?" " Yeah, of course." "Anything I can do to help." "So what's the situation inside?" "It's not ideal for our purposes." "The windows in the office are covered, and there's only one door leading in or out." "Can't you just drill in fiber optics?" "Cement's too thick." "But we have ascertained that she's taken five hostages-- the dentist-- Dr. Abe kogan, his receptionist-- sue Williams, and suki chung, who's 9 years old, and suki's mother Lisa." "There's a 9-year-old in there?" "But what if I say the wrong thing?" "I'll be with you the whole time." "We'll make contact, see how everyone's doing, take Emma's temperature, find out what she wants." "And then we'll put a plan together." "All you have to do is talk." "Well, if there's one thing you excel at, Castle, it's talking." "You ready?" "No, but let's do this anyway." " Hello." " Hello, Emma." "This is Richard Castle." "I heard you wanted to speak with me." "How do I know it's really you?" "Uh, well, if you care to step outside," " I'd be happy to show you my driver's license." " Yeah." "That's not gonna happen." "Okay, you say you're Richard Castle?" "You're gonna have to prove it, all right?" "In the "Nikki heat" series," " what's rook and Nikki's wine of choice?" " Sancerre." "In "deadly heat," what's Douglas sandmann's nickname?" "Bedbug Doug." "In "storm rising,"" "what's Pierre Dubois' last words?" "Trick question." "Pierre was a trappist monk." "He took a vow of silence." "He never spoke." "Boom!" "Believe it's me now, Emma?" "Because I could play Richard Castle trivia with you all day." "I will crush you." "Okay." "It's you." " So let me ask you a few questions." " No, no, no, no, no, no." "Not on the phone." "The cops are listening." "So?" "So I don't trust them, okay?" "Just come inside the dental office and we can talk here." "You've got to be kidding." "Hey!" "Shut up!" " Uh, look, Emma-- - we need to speak face-to-face." "Do you hear me?" "It is the only way." "Okay, but only if you send out suki and her mother." "Deal?" "Deal." "Be outside in five minutes." "God, Castle, what the hell were you thinking?" "I have no idea." "Honestly, I didn't think she would take the deal, but, look, she's a fan." "Okay?" "I know my fans." "She won't hurt me." "You don't know that." "I'm not blind to the risks, but I already got her to give up a little girl and her mother." "I can reach her." "Right?" "Maybe even get her to surrender?" "So let me go in." "The goal is to get in and get out, you understand?" "Get her demands, check the status of the hostages, and make mental notes of where everyone is." "That'll help us if we have to breach." " You with me so far?" " Demands, status, mental notes--got it." "And if anything-- and I mean anything-- seems off, tell Emma you have to call us." "Tell her it's to make sure that we're not gonna" " do anything stupid, okay?" " Okay." "So we're gonna need a code word that tells us that you need help." "What, uh, what's your favorite food?" "Oh." "Um... are we talking everyday food, or fine dining?" " If desserts are included-- - cheeseburgers." " He loves cheeseburgers." " I do enjoy a good cheeseburger." "Okay." "Anything goes wrong, call, mention cheeseburgers, and we'll come running." "Good luck in there." "Thank you." "Cheeseburgers." "Listen..." "I'm kinda looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you, so..." "Don't do anything stupid in there, okay?" "Hey, don't worry." "I think I already hit my "stupid" quota for the day." "My God." "It really is you." "So we have a deal?" "Come on." "Come on!" "Let's go, come in!" " How you guys doing?" " How the hell you think we're doing?" "Hey!" "I told you to shut up!" "Okay--Emma--Emma, easy!" "I'm here now, all right?" "So let's talk." "You want to tell me your demands?" "What do you mean, demands?" "Uh, money, transportation outta here?" "No, no, I-I don't-- I don't want any of that." "Okay, then what do you want?" "You." "I just-- I just want you." "You want me?" "My boyfriend is dead." "And I know what it looks like." "I do." "I kn I it." "It looks like I killed him." " But I didn't kill him." "I didn't." " Uh-huh." " Shut up!" " Emma, please." "Stay calm." "I know what you're capable of," "Richard Castle, how you solve murders." "You want demands?" "Okay." "I want you to prove my innocence." " So she wants you to prove her innocence?" " Right." "So I hate to break it to you, but I don't think this is going to be a traditional hostage negotiation." "Why you?" "She's read all my books, all those articles about you and I working homicides together." "So she's your number-one fan and this is some sort of hail Mary?" "Pretty much." "So look, I think we should-- don't tell them anything else." "Why?" "Because... they're cops." "Are you okay in there, Mr. Castle?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm just-- I'm just gonna talk to her, and then I'll call you back." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "No cheeseburgers." "I repeat-- no cheeseburgers." "Cutting down on red meat." " So what do we do now?" " We wait." "But I-- but what?" "Sir?" "Excuse me." "Yeah." "What are you thinking?" " Sir, are you sure that this woman doesn't have a record?" " Why?" "Because she seems to have a deep mistrust of the police." "Well, obviously, there's more to it than what's in the system." "Look, I know I'm not on the job anymore, but-- you want to work the crime scene." "It can't hurt to have an extra pair of eyes." "And the more we find out about Emma, the better chance we'll have of getting Castle and the hostages-- go." "All right, Emma." "So... you didn't kill your boyfriend." "Let's figure out who did." "As you know, all my stories start in the same place-- in the beginning." "So tell me what happened." "I got home late last night." "Why did you get home late?" "Well, after work, I-I-- I, um, I bought a dress." "Because today's my birthday." "Um..." "Angelo was, uh, was gonna take me out to dinner tonight." "He worked out some sort of surprise." "Said it'd be a birthday I'd never forget, so..." "Any idea what the surprise was?" "A marriage proposal." "At least I was-- that's what I was hoping." "That's why I bought the dress, even though I couldn't afford it." "Just stupid, huh?" "No." "Not at all." "So you have your dress, and..." "When I got home, I, um," "I poured my nightly two fingers of scotch." "Scotch girl?" "Me, too." "Boy." "And then what happened?" "When I woke up in the morning, I..." "I found angelo on the floor, dead." "There was so much blood." "It was..." "But I don't--I don't-- I don't know what happened." "I, um..." "I don't even know why angelo was at my apartment in the first place." " Well, what did you do?" " I-I panicked." "Tried to get out of there, and the-- the cops came, and..." "Here I am." "Yeah, holding us at gunpoint." "Talk about a psycho girlfriend." " What did you say?" "!" " Are you trying to get us killed?" "Okay, okay." "Emma, relax." "Ignore him." "Just focus on me, all right?" "Did angelo have a key to your place?" "Yes." "But you didn't make any plans for him to come over last night?" "No." "How were things going in the relationship?" "No problems?" "Mnh-mnh." "None." "How much scotch did you have?" "One glass." "The--the two fingers." "Okay." "I'm gonna need you to walk me through this again." "Girl, what are you doing here?" "Uh, Captain Gates said that I could come." "That's not what I meant." "Shouldn't you be off looking at wedding venues or something?" "No, we haven't even set a date." "We're just trying to enjoy our engagement." "Why is everyone trying to rush us?" "Think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding." "Not ten minutes from the altar, they'll all be like," ""when are you two having a baby?"" "Bro, your wife's hormonal because she's pregnant." "What's your excuse?" "So I take it this is Emma's boyfriend?" "He was, until she stabbed him three times with a knife..." "From the kitchen butcher block." "Emma's claiming that she's innocent." "Is there any chance that someone else did this?" "No foreign fibers or prints." "All evidence is pointing towards Emma." " Any ideas on motive?" " Oh, yeah." "This is angelo's cell phone." "Check out the text history between him and Emma." "She was accusing him of having an affair with some chick up in scarsdale." "And we found this in angelo's pocket." ""S.H. Off saw mill river parkway."" "Saw mill river parkway is the way to scarsdale from the city." ""S.H." Could be the initials of the lady he was seeing on the side." "A-and listen to this" "Emma texts angelo last night at 9:47 saying she's drunk, lonely, and wants to see him." "And here is an empty bottle of scotch." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Booty call gone wrong." "None of this makes any sense." "I mean, if she actually killed him, then why isn't she asking for a flight out of the country?" "Why is she insisting that she's innocent?" "Uh, maybe because she's crazy." "I found Emma's prescriptions-- clonazepam and aripiprazole." "Lanie, aren't those antipsychotics?" "One is, the other one's for mood disorders." "Hey, you know, if Emma stopped taking her meds, she could have had a psychotic break." "Which means she wouldn't remember what she did." "We have to warn Castle." "Beckett, relax." "He's just on the phone with the woman." "No." "He went in." "Uh-huh." "Okay." "Let me call you back." "Did detective Beckett find anything?" "Emma, I can't help you if you're not honest with me." "But I have been honest." "You said everything between you and angelo was all right." "Yeah, it was." "So you didn't suspect him of cheating?" "No, it--it's just that he kept going up to scarsdale without saying why." "I-I'm sure it was nothing." "Are you?" "Or could it be that you wanted to confront him?" "And maybe that's why you texted angelo last night and invited him over." "What are you talking about?" "Look at your phone, Emma." "Wait, I don't..." "No, I don't remember writing these texts." "Just because you don't remember doesn't mean you didn't." "Just like you only remember having one glass of scotch." "But what if you had more?" "They found your scotch bottle, Emma." "It was empty." "I-I didn't finish the bottle." " Maybe you did, and you just can't remember." " That is ridiculous!" "Uh, um, a-actually, it's not." "If someone's had too much to drink, they can suffer what's called an en bloc blackout." "It prevents the brain from creating new memories." "Emma, you wanted me..." "To uncover the truth." "No." "Not you." "Please don't tell me that you don't believe me." "I didn't kill angelo, okay?" "I mean, I-I wanted to marry him." "I wouldn't do this!" "Oh, God." "Huh." "What?" "How do you text "love you"?" "What do you mean?" "When you write "love you," how do you spell it?" "Do a sideways heart and the letter "u."" "Right, except for last night, when you just spelled it out-- "love you."" "No." "Mnh-mnh." "I never spell it out." "And the voice in those texts from last night-- it's--it's different from the others." "As if somebody else wrote them?" "Maybe." "I don't know." "Well, if I didn't write these, that means that somebody else did, right?" "Which means the killer used my phone!" "You have to dust this for prints." "Come on." "Come on." "You have to find the killer." " Wait, what?" " You're not leaving us, are you?" "No." "I-I'm gonna get you outta here." "Like hell you are." "Look, if you or the cops aren't gonna do anything," "I sure as hell am." "Shut up!" "What are you waiting for?" "Come on!" "Just go, okay?" "Mickey, don't do anything." "Please." "Castle!" "Mr. Castle, what happened?" "What is going on in there?" "We got problems." "Emma is unstable, to say the least." "But that's not the worst of it." "There's a hostage in there-- he's seen "die hard" too many times." "He's gonna try and be a hero." " And there's something else I think you need to know." " What's that?" "Emma might actually be telling the truth." "The truth about what?" "Beckett, I think she's being framed for murder." "But what if Emma is right?" "What if someone else wrote those texts and this is all just an elaborate frame-up, and Emma's just a patsy?" "Syntax, bro?" "You're gonna base Emma's innocence on how she writes her texts?" "I'm just saying, it's possible." "Look, if we found d.N.A. Or prints or fibers at the crime scene, maybe." "Sully, we get any usable prints off Emma's cell phone?" "No, but even if we did, how could someone else have pulled this off?" "To use her phone without her knowing," "Emma would have had to have been unconscious, so someone could have knocked her out." "She has a scotch every night." "Someone could have dosed her bottle." "Or maybe she's just some crazed fan, like Kathy bates in "misery."" "You should be happy you didn't get hobbled." "Right?" "Okay." "This is your investigation." "Keep running the case on ea.A." "But, captain, I'm-- let me finish." "Look, Mr. Castle, over the years," "I have learned not to discount your little theories, no matter how fanciful." "So why don't you and Beckett work with detective Sully, and let's see if there's something to this?" " Thank you, sir." " Thank you." "So, where do we start?" "By looking into our victim-- Angelo Vázquez." "Everything here tells the same story." "Angelo was a decent guy." "Ten years ago, after some petty bes, he turned his life around." "He volunteered with at-risk youth, he was well-liked." "He had been recently laid off from his mechanic's job, but he was still upbeat." "There's nothing that explains who killed him or why, other than Emma." "Castle, you're forgetting about scarsdale." "You think Emma's suspicious are true, that he was having an affair?" "That some woman in scarsdale killed him?" "Well, something was going on in scarsdale." "Look at this." "Three nights ago," " a resident complained about angelo's car." " Why?" "How does Sully find anything on this desk?" "I don't know." "He must have a system." " I think that was once a bagel." " Okay, you know what?" "Here we go." "A scarsdale resident on overlook road" "Reported angelo's license plate to the police." "He said the driver spent two hours drinking coffee alone in his car." "Two hours drinking coffee alone doesn't sound like much of an affair." "Yeah, but what was angelo up to?" "Beckett." "Hey, it's Sully." "There was nothing of interest at angelo's apartment, but his car is a whole other matter." "Get this." "Angelo had a duffel bag filled with tools of the burglar variety, a floor plan to what looks like a house..." "And a manual for a ramco-4700 alarm system." "I don't think he was installing home security systems." "Angelo was out of work." "Do you think he went back to committing bes?" "I only know one person with the answer to that question." "Okay, here's the plan." "Doc, act like you're having a seizure." "Excuse me?" "And then, sue, you squirt out a few tears, beg Emma to help him." "When she does, boom, I take her out, we end this, then we meet at the bar around the corner, and the first round's on me." "Are you out of your mind?" "That is the dumbest plan ever." "Fine, I'll do it by myself." "It's Castle." "Hey." "And I brought doughnuts." "Um... gluten-free?" "Dude, they're doughnuts." "Either you're in or you're out." "You find out anything?" "Emma, what do you know about angelo's trips to scarsdale?" "Nothing." "He wouldn't tell me." "Is it possible he was there casing a house for a burglary?" "Wha--no." "That's ridiculous." "Do the initials "s.H." Mean anything to you?" "Could someone from angelo's criminal past have come back?" "Look, that was all petty stuff when he was a kid, that's all." "Yes, but he wasn't a kid anymore." "The stakes were higher." "He was out of work." "He wanted to surprise you on your birthday, maybe propose." "What if he got into trouble trying to make that happen?" "Yo, Beckett." "Where's Castle?" "He's not in there, is he?" " Why?" " We found something." "Something about Emma." "Emma." "Let these people go." "It worked." "You got my attention." "There's hope now." "No." "Unh-unh." "Not until my name is cleared." "No." " It's Beckett." " Go." "(Beeps) Hey, Beckett." "Do not react to what I'm about to tell you." "Okay." "Emma has been playing you this whole time." "Interesting." "Can you elaborate?" "Angelo is not her first victim." "She's done this before." "She has a sealed juvie record under her original name-- Emma Jones." "When she was 16, she killed her foster brother" "Billy Koss." "Apparently, she got drunk, lured him into their basement, and then stabbed him with a knife." "Well, that's a coincidence." "Also known as an M.O. Castle, it's exactly what she did to angelo." "She's unstable." "You need to get out of there--now." "Don't say another word." "Hang up." "She told you about Billy Koss, didn't she?" " Look, Emma..." " Back up!" "I am not a murderer." "Says the lady pointing a gun at me." "You weren't supposed to find out about Billy Koss." "I mean, what is the point of a sealed record when the cops can open it whenever they feel like it?" "!" "I'm sure they got a subpoena first." "And I'm sure they all had a laugh off all the adjectives describing me, right?" "Manic." "Bipolar." "Violent." "Murderer!" "Well, not to be a stickler, but "murderer" isn't an adjective." "I'm not an idiot." "Sorry." "I just get sarcastic when I'm nervous." "That's not what I was talking about." "Look, I knew what you were going to think." "Two deaths happening the exact same way?" "That's why I didn't tell you." "But I am innocent!" "I didn't kill angelo." "I didn't!" "If that's true, Emma, and you want me to help you, you have to tell me everything." "When I was 16," "I was sent to this foster home." "Twin orphans lived there-- the Koss brothers." "Warren and Billy." "What happened?" "Those two bullied me for weeks." "Foster parents were in it for the money, so they didn't care." "But then one day, the twins were nice to me all of a sudden." "And I thought they, um..." "I thought they'd finally accepted me, you know?" "So we..." "We went down to the basement." "We drank schnapps, and then..." "Billy pulled a knife on me." "I was just trying to stop him." "I didn't mean to..." "And then when the cops came..." "Warren lied." "He said I pulled the knife on them, and they just--they just took him at his word." "Which is why you hate cops." "But I didn't kill angelo." "I didn't." "You have to believe me." "I do, Emma." "I believe you." "But why were angelo and Billy's deaths staged exactly the same way?" "I have no idea." "I don't know." "It has to be someone who knew something about your past." "Yeah." "I mean, I guess so." "But who?" "Warren Koss." "What better way to get revenge for the death of his brother than by killing your boyfriend" " and pinning the murder on you?" " No, it's not Warren." "Warren's doing eight years up in sing sing for assault." " You kept track of him?" " Of course." "He's the reason why I changed my name." "I mean, I have been really careful about staying off of Warren's radar ever since he testified against me in court." "He almost got me thrown in prison for life." "If it wasn't for the sisters of St. Helena's home for children, I-- whoa, whoa." "Go back." " St. Helena's home for children--where is that?" " In yonkers." "The note we found in angelo's jacket said "S.H. Off saw mill river parkway."" ""S.H." Has to be St. Helena's." "Yonkers is off saw mill river parkway." "Somehow St. Helena's is connected to this." "But I--how?" "I mean, I haven't been back there in years." "I spoke with sister frances at St. Helena's." "She said that there was a break-in three nights ago." "And they have a ramco-4700 alarm." "Ramco-4700." "That's the manual Angelo had in his car." "Why would he break into my old orpnanage?" "We have a pretty good idea." "Sister frances checked the records room." "And Emma's sealed foster care file is missing." "Looks like angelo stole it." " Why would he do that?" " To find out something about you?" "No, I already told him everything about me." "Oh, God." "Guys, let me call you back." "You figured it out?" "I was given up for adoption when I was born." "Angelo knew I always wanted to find out where I came from." "And that file had your adoption papers with your birth parents' names." "I tried to get 'em in the past, but... they were sealed." "That's the surprise angelo was gonna give you tonight..." "At your birthday dinner." "The gift of knowing who your real parents are." "Watch out." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "No!" "Listen" "Mickey!" "Drop it!" "All units, full breach!" "Go, go, go!" "God!" "Oh, my God!" "I just killed Richard Castle!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "N.Y.P.D.!" "Let me see your hands!" "It was her!" "It was her!" "It was her!" "Get him up!" "Get him up!" " We're gonna need an E.M.T. Right away!" "Let's go!" " Castle!" "Castle!" "Cheeseburgers!" "Cheeseburgers." "Ow, it worked." "She dotted the "I"!" "Yeah!" "Chest!" "Ooh!" " That hurts." " Sorry." "Yeah, well, getting hit by a projectile traveling at 1,000 feet per second's gonna sting a bit." "Yeah, I think that's gonna leave a mark." "All that matters is you're okay now." "Oh, I'm better than okay, Beckett." "I know who the killer is." "She shot you in the chest, and you still think she's innocent?" "No, she shot me in the chest, and now I know she's innocent." "Thank you." "Don't you see?" "Just like that vest protected me," "Emma's adoption papers-- they're protecting the killer." "You know that made no sense, right?" "I-I think what Castle is suggesting is that one of Emma's birth parents may be behind all of this." "That's why Angelo took those records-- to find her birth parents." "What if he found one of them?" "Perhaps living on overlook road in scarsdale." "But what if that birth parent didn't want to be found?" "What if Emma learning the truth was a threat somehow?" "Castle, that's just speculation." "And if you're right, we'll probably never know." "The killer's most likely destroyed the records by now." "Unless... angelo hid them." "I mean, they were supposed to be a surprise." "Head back to Angelo's place." "We need to search it again." "You are aware that you don't actually work here anymore, right?" "I'm sorry." "Old habits." "Okay." "Uh, we'll grab Sully..." "Go check again, just in case." "But not because you asked me to." "Okay." "'Cause I was actually on my way to..." "Okay." "So let's suppose it is one of Emma's birth parents." "If Angelo's murder was a setup, then how would they know how to stage it?" "I mean, they gave her up for adoption, so how would they know about Emma's violent history?" " Newspaper articles." " No." "I checked." "Because she was a minor, her name was withheld." "So then our killer had to have had access to Emma's sealed juvie records." "And for that, you need a subpoena." "Looks like someone skipped that step." "Emma's sealed records were opened three days ago." "By who?" "Ah." "Julian Carter?" "Hi." "I'm detective Ryan." "This is Kate Beckett." "We're from the 12th." "Do you have a second to help us out with something?" "Sure." "What's up?" "The system tagged you for opening a file of an Emma Jones." "Yeah." "That's my job." "I open files, I close files." "Right now I'm filing files." "Is there a problem?" "I'm afraid so." "You see, it was a juvie file, and you didn't have the court's permission to unseal it." "Well, I... sometimes forget to log out of my computer, so maybe somebody-- just stop it." "You've already lost your job." "Now the only question is whether you're losing your freedom, too, because I'm about two seconds away from arresting you for accessory to murder." "W-wait." "Wait." "Hold on." "You better start talking before he pulls out his cuffs." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay!" "From time to time," "I slip information to a lawyer." "What kind of information?" "Rap sheets, witness statements, things like that." "What about with Emma?" "Three days ago, the lawyer called, said a client wanted all the information that the police had on Emma Riggs." " What for?" " He didn't say." "But when I told him that Emma had a juvie file under a different last name, he paid me an extra grand to unseal it." "What's the name of this lawyer?" "No, I'm having breakfast with the judge-- hi, Mr. vance." "I'm detective Ryan." "Uh, he's a friend of a friend." "Yeah." "And then-- he's gonna need to call you back." "What is your problem?" "Actually, Mr. Vance," "I'm not the one with the problem." " You are." " Okay." "I'm listening." "On behalf of a client, you paid to have" "Emma Riggs' juvenile records unsealed." "Buying secured police files is illegal..." "And grounds for disbarment." "I would never do that." "Really?" "Because I have an N.Y.P.D. Civilian employee who begs to differ." "He's willing to testify to it." "Detective, I'm not some ambulance chaser." "I'm a respected attorney at Kirkpatrick Young." "So unless you have any real proof of those claims, good luck getting any court to take the word of a disgraced civilian employee." "Mr. vance, you have a client who's mixed up in a homicide." "By withholding their name, you're obstructing justice." "Even if I wanted to, I can't disclose my client's name." "As you're well aware, that falls under privileged information." "Hey." "Oh, don't tell me we struck out on the lawyer." "Yeah, I'm afraid so." "So what do we do now?" "Come on, you guys." "If we don't figure this out," "Emma is going away for life." "What about her scotch bottle?" "Did the lab report come back?" "Lanie just texted." "There's no evidence of any drugs or sedatives." "I'm sorry." "It looks like we're dead in the water." "No." "Far from it." "Guess what we found in Angelo's apartment." "Angelo's birthday present to Emma." " I missed it before because it was wrapped." " You wanna guess what's inside?" " I was..." "I was gonna have them guess." " Oh, I didn't..." "According to these adoption papers," "Emma's birth mother was a woman named Stacy Moore." "She died ten years ago." "And her birth father is..." "Espo, is this right?" "It's right." "Emma's dad is Aaron Stokes." "The real estate developer?" "Yeah." "He's considering taking a run at governor." "Yeah, and I wonder how the governor's mansion compares to his big house on overlook road in scarsdale." "And let me guess." "He's a client of Kirkpatrick Young." "That's right." "Looks like Mr. Stokes is gonna be trading in his big house for the..." "Big... house." "You ordered Aaron Stokes in for questioning?" "Are you serious?" "You told us to build our case, and Mr. Stokes is where it went." "This is a very powerful man who happens to be golfing buddies with the police commissioner!" "So because he has a standing tee time with your boss, he gets away with murder?" "I'm handling the interview." "What-- what?" "No." "Sir!" " This is our case." " Yes, and it'll be your jobs if there's any blowback." "I am not gonna have you two risk your careers." "Captain..." "I don't have a career to risk." "How about I back you up in there?" "Okay." "Captain, I, too, have no career to risk." "Why don't I-- maybe I should..." "You know what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna stay here." "I think you guys got this handled." "Why am I here?" "Do you know who I am?" "Why do you think you're in this room, Mr. Stokes?" "A room with no recording devices." "Okay." "So what do you want from me?" "We know that while you were married to your wife..." "You were having an affair with Stacy Moore that produced a baby girl." "Her name is Emma Riggs." "Have you been in touch with her, Mr. Stokes?" "No, I've--I've never seen her before." "What about her boyfriend?" "Angelo Vázquez." "Have you been in touch with him?" "No." "Is Emma in trouble?" "Well, you could say that." "She's under arrest for murdering Angelo." "But don't worry." "We know that she's being framed for that murder." "Who's framing her?" "Did you know that Angelo stole her adoption records from St. Helena's home for children?" "St. Helena's?" "Stacy and I went there to make the arrangements." "What was I supposed to do, tell my wife" "I was having a baby with another woman?" "31 years, and not a day has gone by where I haven't said to myself, "I should try to find her."" "And not a day has gone by where I haven't then said," ""no, no..." "Maybe tomorrow."" "It's her birthday." "You still haven't answered my question." "Did you know that Angelo stole those adoption records?" "What are you two getting at?" "Look at it from our perspective, Mr. Stokes." "The last thing you need right now is for some love child to emerge and destroy your marriage and any chance of running for public office." "Are you suggesting that I had something to do with this?" "We know that angelo showed up at your home three days ago." "Did you meet him then?" "I was in Chicago three days ago." "If that is true, then why did you pay to unseal Emma's juvenile record?" "Where are you getting this?" "From your lawyer, Mr. Stokes." "What lawyer?" "Okay, this is borderline police harassment." "If you continue to hold me here against my will, you either need to-- just wait." "Before you get all lawyer-y, we already know everything." "Starting with you being Aaron Stokes' son-in-law." "So?" "So when your in-laws were out of town, you were staying in their scarsdale house." "So when Angelo went to go look for Mr. Stokes, he met you instead." "That's when he told you the story about Mr. Stokes' long-lost daughter Emma." "L-look." "Yes," "I stayed at my father-in-law's house, but I've never seen this guy before in my life." "Are you sure?" "Because..." "Well, this is security footage..." "From inside Angelo's apartment building taken about an hour after his death down at Emma's place." "Now wait a minute." "Who... who is that?" "That..." "That's you." "Using Angelo's keys to get in." "How'd you get those?" "Now I can only think of one reason that you'd break into in his, uh, apartment, and that would be to find Emma's adoption records to cover up any link back to your family." "Now according to this video, you were inside that apartment searching for a good two hours." "Damn..." "You didn't think to look..." "At the wrapped gift for Emma, did you?" "Oops." "Her adoption records." "Up until then, your plan was going perfectly." "You spiked Emma's scotch bottle with knockout drops and you swapped it out for an empty one." "Th-that was pretty clever." "But not so clever to throw the dosed bottle away at your house." "Yeah." "We found the bottle in your recycle bin." "It tested positive for chloral hydrate." "Oops again." "All of this is circumstantial." "I mean, what could possibly be my motive?" "Oh, your father-in-law helped us out with that one." "Your law firm represents the stokeses." "Now you knew that they were about to transfer a majority of their wealth into a trust for their daughter-- your wife." "And you didn't want some little orphan Annie coming around, making a claim for half." "That's when you decided to kill the one man who knew the truth and frame it on the unknowing heir." "There's just one thing that we're not so sure about." "Are you gonna make a deal and plea to murder?" "Or you gonna take your chances in court?" "Do lawyers have lawyers?" "Emma?" "He confessed." "It's over." "Bullet." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Um, I hope you don't mind, but someone wants to meet you." "I'm Aaron." "Emma." "Happy Birthday." "Well..." "Nice having you back." "Oh, it was nice to be back, even if it was just for one day." "Mr. Stokes." "What can we do for you?" "Earlier, you two were only doing your jobs, but I assumed the worst, and I'm... sorry." " Well, how are you doing?" " Not really sure." "But I do know this." "I am going to be there for Emma this time." "No matter what happens at her trial, she's not going to be alone." "Well, I should leave the both of you to your work." "Captain, thank you for everything." "You, too, detective." "Uh, actually, I'm not a detective, but..." "But your golfing buddy's budget cuts have gotten in the way." "Really?" "And to think you boys mocked me when I had this made four years ago." "I think I'll have it framed." "Hey, what does it say about your writing when your number-one fan tries to kill you?" "That was an accident." "Been one inch higher, it would have been a tragedy." "But on the bright side, your autographed copies of "deadly heat" would be worth way more." "Not funny, castle." "Little bit funny." "You know, Beckett, despite your fiancé's near-death," " today was fun." " Yeah." "We miss working with you." "Good." "'Cause I'm back." " What?" " What hap--what-- what about the commissioner's hiring freeze?" "Mr. Stokes had a conversation with the commissioner, and apparently he found some money." "So you are back." "Which means..." "I'm back." "Am--am I back?" "Yes." "Captain Gates said that you can serve as a consultant again." "But how does that-- because now we're in a-- so do we have to hide our relationship," " to keep it a secret?" " Uh, well, the commissioner is aware of it and said that it's okay as long as we behave professionally in the workplace, and captain gates said that that can be our engagement gift." "Hey, everybody, listen up." "Beckett is back!" "Beckett's back!" "And tonight at the old haunt, drinks are on the house!" "All right!" " Congratulations." " Thank you." "Uh--whoa!" "Actually, no, we can't, not here." "It's, uh, inappropriate." "This is the workplace." " We gotta be professional." "Uh, well, you know, I'm not officially back until tomorrow." "I see."
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"You need a lot of this." "The wrong place for that, my friend." "Do you see my towel?" " I'm starving." " Yeah, me, too." "Hey, Norma." "Morning, Norma." "Hey, Norma, can I get my morning blessing?" "You know, the little arm squeeze thing you do?" "Yup, hits the spot." "Hey." "Yo, Norma, I know you got the magic." "Banfield says she brushed against you in the cafeteria, and when you touched her wart, it fell off the next day!" "So, I got this letter I'm sending to my guy, Rodney, and I'm a need you to hocus pocus it." "You know, I hear he got this new girlfriend, Leslie." "Oh, and I don't need you to hex her or nothing like that, 'cause, you know, that would be crazy." "Or would it?" "I don't know." "You know, It would be great, actually, if you could hex Leslie." "That's it?" "Oh, I felt that." "Seriously!" "Goosies on my arms!" "Look at my arm hair!" "Oh, that is some spooky shit!" "Oh, thank you." "Thank you so much!" "Spooky shit." "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" "Two types of sexual harassment are generally recognized." "Quid Pro Quo and Hostile Work Environment." "Quid Pro Quo means, "Something for something."" "For instance, a manager promises to give you a promotion in exchange for some sexual favor." "Hostile Work Environment." " This type..." " Question?" " Hostile environment?" " Yes." "It's a prison." "Uh, we are referring to a co-worker's unwanted flirting, sexually suggestive looks, language, shoulder massages, back scratching." "Uh, any behavior that a reasonable person would deem inappropriate." "Using, um, offensive or degrading names, such as "honey, sweetie, baby..."" "Daddy-mack." " Cuddly-wuddly." " Sugar tits." "Come on!" "How old are you?" " Sorry, sir." " No, really, how old are you?" " Uh, 21, sir." " Wow." "Yeah, my birthday was actually last Tuesday." " I had my first Amaretto sour." " Good for you." "Now, lose the junior high school shenanigans and act like a fucking person." "Yes, sir." "And the rest of you, set an example for the new COs and show some respect to George over here." " Sexual harassment..." " That's actually Tim from HR." "But the majority of sexual harassment..." " Who's George?" " George is PR." " Is PR the same as marketing?" " No, no, Debra's marketing." "Welcome to the corporate maze." "Sorry for the rigmarole." "It'd be nice if it also covered inmate relations, being this is a female prison." "Completely agree." "But, uh, hey, anything to get folks thinking about appropriate behavior." "We've had some incidents in the past." "Oh, you wouldn't believe some of the cases we've had." "Just..." "Employees sexting and porn on their work computers, masturbating in the office." "Just disgusting." " Disgusting." " Yeah, disgusting." "Don't you think the people buying these panties will feel weird if they knew a bunch of felons made them?" "Mmm-mmm." "They'd probably think that shit was hot." "Yeah, they should put that shit on the tag, "Made in Federal."" "Dudes would be into polyester grannies if they knew they came from a bunch of bisnotches behind bars." "You know, when I was in Chicago, this guy asked me for my dirty underwear." " To wear?" " To sniff." "Oh." "Yeah, that's a thing." "Panty sniffers." "In Tokyo, they have vending machines." "You can buy dirty schoolgirl panties for, like, I don't know, 10,000 yen." " What that is in real money?" " It's like 80 bucks." "Huh!" "One of my old boyfriends was obsessed with noses." "Always trying to suck on mine." "It left a very confusing hickey." "I can't believe that's a thing." "Man, everything is a thing!" "Like them people who like to fuck in animal costumes." "Furries." "Or those guys who are really into My Little Pony." " Bronies." " Look at you, Google." "What are you, some kind of fetish fangirl?" "See, that's the thing with the Internet." "Nobody's a freak no more." "See, it used to be all these weirdoes sitting alone in their houses, jerking it to bugs or falling in love with their toasters, feeling all creepy and sad." "Now, all they got to do is log on and find the same-minded toaster-loving peeps and, like, bam, suddenly shit be perfectly normal!" "Shawty, you could be into cannibalism or like being tickled." "It don't matter." "Somebody out there gonna like what you like." "Damn!" "I sewed the leg shut again." "Shit!" "How do you even do that?" "Man, whatever." "This 'bout to be a headband." "Yeah." "Check it, check it." "Inmate!" "That's official Whispers merchandise." "If you make any more mistakes, we're gonna take the full retail price out of your pay." "Ooh, what is that?" "Like 100 hours of work for 25 cents of fabric?" "Zip it, Hayes, or that's a shot." "This is not coffee hour, and there are plenty of bodies in here who'd be happy to fill those seats!" "What am I supposed to do with you?" "You're the boss." "You tell me." "I don't know how you talked your way back in here." "You're like a Somali pirate trying to get their ladder hooked." "But I got the whole fucking Coast Guard watching you." "You see these girls?" "They're mine!" "Don't you try nothing." "The evil eye goes both ways." "I'm only happy to be back." "You gonna be happy sweeping the floor, washing dishes?" "Because there's no way I'm gonna let you handle a knife." "Probably wise." " Go help Norma." " That peeler is pretty sharp, too." "And no funny business, got it?" "I am watching my back, Red." "Yes, boss." "All right, everybody, come on," "I gotta get this shit prepped before 10:00!" "10:00?" "First lunch block isn't till 11:00." "Well, Benny's coming." "I'm not gonna make my kid drive up here for two hours to sit with him for five minutes." "He should come a different time." "Hitchhikers can't be choosers." "Sophia's wife can't drive him later, and she's my ride." "You know if you boil them first, you could slide the skin off with your hands." "I taught you that." "Amateurs." "Twelve years we've been in this kitchen together." "We're a good team, hmm?" "Thank you, Norma." "Well, I want everything to be better." "I want everything to be happier." "And I keep doing the same thing over and over again, which, to me, is the definition of insanity." "Right?" "Welcome, sister." "Have a seat." "Join us." "As I was saying, you're all here because you're interested in transformation." "And you're asking yourself, "Do I feel happy?"" "Right on." ""Do I feel good enough?" "Do I feel out of control?"" "Lonely?" "Afraid?" "Why do I hate myself?" "Choice words." "Well, this self that you speak of... it's not a fixed object." " It's a story that we're telling, right?" " Right on." "And if you wanna change the self, you gotta change the story." "Because the desire to transform, the thing that brought you here today, means you've already begun to change." " Right?" " Yeah." "I'm not here to save you, children." "I'm just a bearded guy in white pants." "They call me Guru Mack because I'm a teacher." "And I can teach you how to change your story." "Sister Sad Eyes, what brings you to us today?" "Don't be shy, you're among friends." "Everybody here is a searcher." "What is the story that you are telling?" "Mmm..." "My..." "Okay, okay, okay, I got it." "I feel your spirit." "You don't ever have to speak with me." "I hear you." "Stay with us." "I'm glad you're here." "I can't let you perform this in class." "Oh, it's not a solo piece." "I'm gonna cast the other parts." "Of course, I play Edwina." "I know she has freckles and a more... ample bosom than I, but I think we can use our imaginations." "How do I put this constructively?" "Um, this piece of writing is..." "obscene." "It's pornographic." "No, it's erotically inclined." ""His purple love muscle?" "Her three holes opened, ready to be explored by his..."" ""Swollen pangolin."" "I don't even know what a pangolin is." "It's a mammal with scales." "And in this context, it's..." "Okay, yeah, I got it." "This was not the assignment." "You asked us to use our imagination." "I asked you to re-imagine a primary life experience, not write a kinky sex fantasy set in space." "It's not just sex, it's love." "It's two people connecting... with four other people, and aliens." " Suzanne, no." " But it's just..." "It's inappropriate and I can't support it." "That's final." "Whoa, whoa, what's going on?" "Stupid!" "I'm stupid." "She said it's dirty and it's wrong, and she hated it!" "Hated what?" "Your story?" "And you've been working so hard, too." "Yeah." "Come on, now. 'Cause one person doesn't like it?" "You know, Stephen King got rejected a bazillion times before anybody looked at his shit!" "Fucking J.K. Rowling!" "Some punk-ass publisher read Harry fucking Potter and was like... "Nope."" "Now, I haven't read this yet, but knowing that wacky brain of yours, I'm sure it's got to be mad interesting." "She said it was vulgar." "Okay, you really did, um... go there." "Look, Berdie is just trying to protect her stupid-ass class." "Chang got to do her scene, and it's all heads chopping off and organs coming out." "That's because this is America." "Violence is all good and fine, but sex?" "Lord, no!" "Okay?" "Don't let her stop you, Suzanne." "You got to keep writing." " So, there's these different categories." " Mmm-hmm." "Who you're gonna marry, what car you're gonna drive, and how many kids you're gonna have." "Are you telling me you've never played MASH before?" "Not since I was 12." "I remember that." "MASH." "Tells your future, right?" "Mansion, Apartment..." " Shack, House." "Yes!" " Yeah." "You draw your spiral..." " Mmm-hmm." " ...and then you count your lines, and you get your magic number." "And there it is, your whole life!" "Ah." "Yeah." "I always ended up living in the shack." "Chapman probably lived in a mansion." " In the game or in real life?" " In real life." "Oh, no." "It was hardly a mansion." "How many bathrooms?" "Um, four?" "Or five." "There was a half-bath off the playroom." "The playroom?" "It was a good-sized house." "Mansion." " Did you have a maid?" " No!" "Housekeeper." "I was very lonely as a child." "Do you hear yourself sometimes?" "Like, when you speak?" "Mmm!" "Fuck, yeah!" "Hey, y'all, tell me these kosher meals ain't delicious!" " This broccoli still got crunch." " Yo, y'all gotta keep your voices down." "Y'all get the noodles?" "Yo, mine had noodles!" "Mmm-mmm-mmm!" " Would y'all shut the hell up?" " Yo, why you shushing me?" "You keep running your mouth, everyone's gonna start asking!" "So?" "Then they're gonna find out none of us are actually Jewish, and none of us gonna get 'em!" " How do they know I ain't Jewish?" " Shh." "Man, how come Jews only get to eat this deliciousness?" "Shh!" "Now stop shushing me!" "That's a eye shush." "And a eye shush just as bad as a regular shush!" "One, two, three, four, five." "Yes!" "So, you're gonna marry Gustav." "And you're gonna be living in an apartment in Maui." "With 13 kids!" "And you're gonna be driving..." "you know, a Toyota Corolla." "Great." "Gustav." "Is that the Romanian?" " Yes, he's..." "He's very nice." " Mmm-hmm." "He's not the world's greatest speller, but English is not his first language." "Thirteen kids in an apartment, that is gonna be tight." "Well, you're gonna be living in Maui, spending most of your time outside." "I thought I was gonna marry Ralph, but he's so into firearms." "I guess that could be dangerous with all the little ones around." " Right?" " Mmm." "Ralph's the fatty?" "No, no." "The fatty is into Japanese cartoons." "He has these dreamy eyes." "You find the good in everyone." " It's a lovely quality." " Lovely?" "She's scamming creeps for commissary money." "I mean, that is what you're doing, isn't it?" "They are lonely." "They just need somebody to listen to them." "And it's not like I got something better to do." "I think that women's prison feeds into the whole '70s exploitation fantasy for men." "It's like we're all in Chained Heat or Cellblock Sisters and all we do is have lesbian sex and strip searches and naked cat fights in the shower." "We also do other things." "Who cares if it's a fantasy?" "They get what they want, I get to make a buck." "Everybody wins!" "What are those?" "They were gonna be a gift for you, but I have an idea." "Bear with me because it's, uh... it sounds kind of crazy." "Shoot." "You may think that I stole these from Whispers, but... technically..." "I didn't, because I made them from material they were just gonna throw away." "So, I re-purposed trash and there's..." "there's no official crime happening here." "You are such a good girl." "These are the second pair I've made with no one noticing." "If I could get some people helping me, I could have a pretty healthy supply." "And rumor has it, there are guys out there that like sniffing dirty underwear." "And I think that they would be extra interested if they came from lady felons." "We are sitting on... a gold mine!" "We have captive women and we have underwear!" "All we need to do is recruit a bunch of girls with super stinky tutus and then figure out a way to get the used goods out there to the... freaks who want 'em." "No!" "It sounds nuts, doesn't it?" " It made sense in my head." " Are you kidding?" "What?" "This is fucking brilliant." "This is your duty belt." "It contains a walkie..." " He said "duty." - ...cuffs, expandable baton, sterile gloves, and pepper spray." "Nice!" "These are not toys." "They are a last resort." "If an inmate is not responding to a reasonable command and needs to be subdued," "I will demonstrate the proper subjugation technique." "CO Rikerson, if you please." "The goal is to use your opponent's own weight and inertia against her." "Now, let us imagine this is a diminutive lady inmate and not Dont'a Hightower over here." "You don't want to hurt me, buddy, huh?" "I will use a combination joint-locking technique to take my opponent to the ground." "The inmate is angry." "Maybe she goes to grab me, or push me." "Please." "Trap her hand against my chest with my right hand." "Turn the wrist apply an arm bar with my left hand just above the elbow." "And as I pivot," " easily taking my attacker to the ground." " Ow, ow, ow." "God, that hurt." "That really hurt!" " Sorry." " Shit, man!" "I need my inhaler." "Where's my inhaler?" "Okay, as you can see," "I have, uh, effectively neutralized the prisoner." "Great, great." "Well done, Jackie Chan." "Thank you for that." "You guys should read through those manuals and keep practicing this karate business." "It seems very effective." "We're not done." "Can I speak with you for a minute?" "Okay." "Practice with your partners." "CO Donaldson, take over." "All right, COs, line up with your inmates." " Let's get started." " Okay." "Half speed, no takedowns." "But when you feel comfortable, take it to the ground." "All right... "Sicko-witch." Give me your best shot." " It's Sikowitz." "Like "psycho."" " Well, we'll see about that." " I'm not afraid of you, Donuts." " Stop calling me that." "I know you bribed your way in here." "What'd it take?" "Half a dozen jellies and a cruller, huh?" "Hey, Joe, we're not paying these guys do PE." "They need 40 hours of training." "We need to be able to assess their physical efficiency, teach them how to convey an order." "That sounds like..." "on-the-job stuff to me." "I can't send a bunch of untrained cos out there." "You're not." "You're partnering them with experienced guards and calling it an apprenticeship." "There is an art to this." "Proper levels of assertion, how to communicate verbally and non-verbally." "That's why we have the manual." "They are not gonna read that." "Yes, really." "See what I did there?" "Communicated with you non-verbally." "No training here." "Let's get 'em working." "Motherfucker!" "Ay, tonta, your mother never taught you how to reheat dinner rolls?" "My mother taught me to pluck my eyebrows and to duct-tape my tits together." "Mira, I told you that you needed to clean these steamers between every meal." " That's some nasty shit." " You know what's nasty?" "The cabbage that's been in there for two days." "You are a pain in my ass, the both of you." " If you fill them with warm, soapy..." " No, no, no chiming in." "What, you think I don't know how to run my kitchen?" "All right, Maria, you're in charge while I take my visitation." "You gonna leave me here with these clowns?" "Try not to fuck it all up, huh?" "Aw." "It's good to see you back in here, Gina." "Hey, Red, we've come to see Norma, actually." "A bunch of us were wondering if you would meet with us in a group." "My Wiccan circle is getting weird." "Protchnick keeps rubbing the energy ball on her cooter, and who wants to touch it after that?" "You know, so..." "I think we would all benefit from some energetic time with you." "What are you babbling about?" "Norma's a healer." "She has powers." "You believe this?" "She's performing miracles, Red." "Everyone's talking about it." "We booked some time in the chapel, and we were hoping to meet tomorrow." "Chapel?" "What is she, your priest?" "The poor woman doesn't speak, so she can't tell you to fuck off, but I can." "She doesn't want to listen to all your snively little problems." "Do you, Norma?" "Be careful." "She can hex you!" "You think she's some kind of magical mute?" "There's no way she's comfortable with this." "Are you, Norma?" "Go, get out of here." "Gina, you know better." " Stop listening to this basket case." "Shoo!" " We're gonna talk." "Are they hounding you all the time?" "These women are desperate for anything to believe in." "Looking to you to guide them when you can't even guide yourself." "Norma, put the drink in first and then the sandwich." "You're squishing all of them!" "There you go." "Better." "Guru Mack is our teacher." "Our teacher is our father." "Our father is our God." "Our God is our light, the sky, the sun, the heart." "My children, today we open our hearts to this woman, Norma Moon... as I join her in marriage, with body, with speech and with mind." "Norma Moon, on this blessed day," "I take you as my wife, my partner, and my light." "I join my heart to your heart, and my soul to your soul, and my flesh to your flesh." "And I vow to honor you in this life and on many astral planes to come." "I am yours." "Kirsa Rain, on this blessed day, I take you as my wife, my partner and my light." "And I join my heart to your heart, my soul to your soul... and my flesh to your flesh." "Silver Tree, on this blessed day," " I take you as my wife..." " This is getting weird." "I never should have signed over the pink slip to my Volvo." "And I join my heart to your heart, my soul to your soul, and my flesh to your flesh." "Keep an eye out for contact." "Obviously, if they're playing basketball, gonna be some hands and shoulders." "But any intimacy, call it off." " Like, "No touching"?" " Right." "And don't ever let them suck you into an argument." "Don't get emotional." "One of my training sergeants told me, "If it feels good, don't say it."" "De-escalate the situation." " De-escalate." "Got it." " Right." " Okay?" " Yeah." "All right." "Keep an eye on this Uno game over here, make sure they're not gambling." "So, they'll have six, uh, extra pair." "Whoa." "Hey, Lolly!" "I know you?" "Yeah." "Chicago?" "Um..." "Sorry." "Wow." "That is weird." "You know, she didn't have glasses before, so, maybe she was blind in Chicago?" "Oh, that thing happened in the yard." "I wonder if she's still mad at me." "Wait, she was with us in Chicago?" "What is she doing here?" "Well, anyway." "Okay, how many girls do we need?" "Only a few to start." "We don't know if we have any customers." "And how many days do you think it's gonna take to get 'em, uh... pungent?" " Three." " Okay." "Ah, that seems like a lot." "If it's you?" "I don't know, two?" " What, why?" " You have a strong brew." "Oh." "That's not a bad thing." "Some people just have more... presence than others." "Are you gonna be wearing them?" " Me?" "No!" " Okay." "Can't deal with the thought of dudes inhaling my dried excretions." "No, I will stick to being the brains..." " not the bajingo." " All right." "Okay, we need a mule to carry them out of here." "Yes, panty mule." "Someone gullible, and insecure enough to be flattered that you picked them." "For the record, I was not gullible, I was trusting." "And perhaps a little... inhibited." "You had a flimsy sense of self." "You dressed head to toe in Urban Outfitters." "There's gotta be a joker in this bunch who needs a few extra bucks and some warm fuzzies." "Hmm." " That's the one." " Where?" " Bet he doesn't even shave yet." " That guy?" "He's like a Gerber baby." "What makes you think that we can trust him?" "Believe me, that kid is a bug." "He'll piss off the other COs soon enough." "And then he'll be looking for friends." "So, you tell me how this is gonna work." ""Hi, Gerber, how do you feel about marching past security with a bunch of dirty panties shoved down your pants?"" "See, this is why I will handle this part." "Because you have no nuance." "Oh, yeah." "Got you now." "Bam!" "Uno, motherfucker!" "You cheating bitch!" "Those ain't the rules!" "You draw two and lose a turn." "What you saying, I don't know Uno?" "I'm saying you sitting on cards and you're a dumb, cheating bitch!" " Fuck you, bitch!" " Hey, freeze!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Ahh!" "Whoa!" "Oh, my God." "He's fucking insane!" "He's perfect." " This is unreadable!" " What is it?" "Suzanne's erotica." "It's worse than Fifty Shades!" "Not possible." "How many times she use the word, "Jeez"?" "It's fucking gross." "She's got a sentence that goes on a whole paragraph about some lady's clit that turns into a caterpillar!" "Mmm." "Finished." "Two new chapters!" "I eagerly await your thoughts, Madam Editor." "Peruse at your leisure." "I ain't perusing shit." "Well, shit, let me see it." "Well, you can't blame her for wanting to escape, all right?" "It's lonely as fuck in here." ""The Admiral thrust his pork sword into her squish mitten"?" "Oh, shit!" "Mmm!" "What the fuck was that?" "You assess the situation and you respond with the appropriate level of force!" "And you never, ever, ever discharge your weapon unless it's absolutely necessary!" "And if you do, and that weapon happens to be pepper spray, you better damn well make sure you're upwind!" "You are a trigger-happy knucklehead who just got out of diapers." "But you, how could you let this happen?" "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not a nanny." "No!" "You are an officer with 20 plus years' experience, and your job was to impart some wisdom on fucking Baby Huey over here!" "Well, this is what happens when you put untrained officers in gen pop." "You don't think I know that?" "I fucking know that!" " Bayley, I should be firing your ass." " I know." "But it's your first day, so I'm gonna chalk this up to mental retardation." "If you so much as look at an inmate wrong in the next week, you're out of here!" "Take the stupid fucking nametag off." "Now go!" "Get your asses down to medical, and get an eyewash." "And read the stupid fucking manuals!" "I hate fractions." " I ain't never gonna use it." " Oh, yeah?" "What about when the recipe calls for you to double it, and you gotta add a cup and a quarter?" "You're gonna have to know how to add those two quarters together." "When I'm a prison cook?" "All right, let's do number five." ""In Debra's class, three-eighths of the students have brown hair." "Of the students with brown hair, half have brown eyes." "What fraction of the students in Debra's class have both brown hair and brown eyes?"" "Fuck Debra." "Right in her brown eye." "Baby, come on, you gotta graduate." "This is fifth-grader math!" "I mean, I don't understand it either, okay?" "But... we can figure this out." "All you gotta do is get a C." "Psst!" " Yo, Mike, you want a bag?" " Nah, man, she's not that ugly." "What does that mean, a bag?" " You selling weed again?" " No, it's part of a joke." " What joke?" " You wouldn't get it." "So, you guys really getting along, huh?" "Oh, yeah, they've been giggling for the last two hours." "He's fucking hilarious." "Hey!" "Language." "Benny said "fuck" in the car, like, four times." " You didn't say anything." " Benny doesn't live in our house." " This is censorship." " Michael." "Fuck that, I'm not a fucking baby." "Knock it off!" "Does he talk like this around the pastor?" "No, this just started." "Well, cut it out." "I'm serious." "Fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck." "Mendoza, they need you back in the kitchen." "I'm with my son." "It's an emergency." "Ramos cut her finger off." "What?" "Well, tell them to handle it." "Are you in charge of the kitchen?" "Let's go." "Your kid can wait in the lobby." "Sorry, baby." "Whatever." " Neri wants a baby." " Mmm." "One day she's ranting about how irresponsible it is to put more people on the planet, and now, suddenly, she's clocking her ovulation and welding a nursery mobile that frankly, between you and me, looks very sharp and dangerous." "Well, maybe you guys should go for it." "I think you'd be great parents!" "You would be... memorable parents." "I gotta get my shit together, Pipes." "We're still living with Carol and Bill and the layers of taupe are getting to me." "And suddenly, everyone and their mother's got a job." "Even Bloomer." "Now that Polly's whipping him into shape..." "No, no, no." "No." "Stop!" "No Larry." " He has a job?" "As what?" " Mmm." "He's a regional editor for Zagat." "He's got an office and everything." "Really?" "Look, all I'm saying is times are a-changing, and I need to work." "I have work for you!" "Really?" "Could you build me a website?" "It could be something very simple, like a WordPress template or something." "Why do you need a website?" "No one even follows your blog anymore." "I'm starting a used panty business." "There are people who like to sniff dirty underwear." "Oh, I know." "There's a lot of sites." "You've got yourself some competition." "Really?" "Well, then, how much do they go for?" "Like, 25 bucks a pop." "But the longer the wear, the more you can tack on." "And there's like a lot of special categories, like "worn to the gym," or "masturbated in," "peed in."" "What about "been to prison"?" "Oh, yeah, you could definitely charge more for that." "Pregnant ladies are a big thing, too." " Really?" " Yeah." "I think it's because... maybe they... they smell different." "You know, Neri smells different and she's just talking about getting pregnant." "Wait, are you really gonna start a whole criminal enterprise from behind bars?" "No, it's not drugs." "It's underwear." "I like your spirit." "I am concerned that you know all of this." "I'm a generalist." " Hey." "Psst." "Chapman." " Yeah?" "Um..." "You think that growing up with all that money was good for you?" "In what way?" "Like, did being a rich person make you better?" "I bet you had, like, ballet, music lessons and shit like that." "Ballet, yeah, yeah." "And I did play the flute for two years." "Although "play" is a very strong word." "There's this flute face that I could never..." "I never quite got right." "Okay, so... it's a better life when you have money?" "A lot of people expect it to fill some sort of emotional hole," " and all it really does is buy stuff." " Yeah, but what's wrong with stuff?" "Stuff is good." "Especially when stuff is food or a roof over your head." "You know, there was this study that said, "Money does buy happiness, up to $75,000 a year."" "But after that, increasing your income doesn't make you any happier." "75 grand is a lot." "Yeah, no." "I guess..." "I guess it is." "Are you worried about..." "Yeah." "Love is the most important thing." "Yeah, but money helps." "Yeah, money does help." "But you know what?" "We both ended up here." "All right." "Thanks." "Hey, Dayanara?" "What size panties do you wear?" "Ay, damn." "Any Jewy movies in here?" "Shit." "Ain't all movies Jewy?" "Like Fiddler on the Roof or some shit like that." " You know, half of them don't even play." " Shit!" "I got to get ahead of this thing." "Come and try and bust me for not being the real Jew deal," "I got to throw some knowledge back at 'em." "Well, look, shouldn't you be reading..." "What's it called, the Jewish bible?" "No, I'm going for the Jewish experience." "You feel me?" "Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing." "Man, I need some, like..." "Seinfeld episodes." "Oh!" "Ka-ching!" "Check it out!" "Woody fucking Allen." "Now, that's some Jew shit right there." "Look, come on, you really think they gonna test us?" "And if they do, you think Woody Allen is gonna save you?" "Oh, mark my words, they gonna test us." "Y'all gonna be looking real stupid, but when they come for us..." "I'm gonna be ready." "Yo, Suzanne." " I been reading your story." " Okay." "So?" "Who does Edwina choose?" "Gilly or Space Admiral Rodcocker?" " Uh, I haven't decided yet." " You can't leave me hanging here." " Yeah, well, technically..." " Okay." "...they're not even in the same timeline." "Admiral is in the future." "Gilead is in the past." "And Edwina, she can move through time, but only in one direction." "Yeah, see, don't nobody care about that." "Right?" "They just wanna get off." "You know?" "So, you liked it?" "You know, it's weird as fuck, right?" " But it just..." "It sucked me in." " Mmm-hmm." "Uh-huh." "I just got to kick back with some bootleg and just escape from this place." "I even lost track of time reading it." "Or I blacked out." "Look, either way, this shit is hot." "Just don't leave a bitch with blue balls." "You know what I'm saying?" "Yes." " All right?" "You got me." " Yes." "A'ight." "Get to writing." "Chop, chop." "Hey, Joe." "I, uh... heard about the little incident out in the yard." "The kid panicked." " Watch the plant." " Right." "He wasn't ready." "And inmates can sue over things like that." "There was a case in Maine." "No, no, no." "You were right." "It's my bad." "Thank you." "That's not how we do things." "It's dangerous." "I hear you." "What do you want?" "Another two-hour class to go over procedure?" "I want a proper..." "40-hour training period." "How about we split the difference?" "Six hours?" "I'll take what I can get." "Joe, I'm doing my best to work the system, but there's gonna be a lot of changes around here, and I need you to be open-minded." "We've got a whole new plan for the kitchen, work details, processing, a whole bunch of stuff." "It's actually in the packet here and... just whenever you..." " I'm not gonna read those." " Okay." " What do you do here?" " What do you mean?" " What's your official title?" " I'm the Director of Human Activity." "What does that even mean?" "That sounds like God!" "Yeah." "No, I guess it does, it's..." "I have to be honest, this whole corporate structure thing," "I find it confusing." "It's actually really simple." "So, here, you mind if I..." "So, you got the... board, right?" "And then, you got the CEO, you got the CFO, you got the various departments, and then here's me, here's you." "See, we're on the same level." "You don't seem to have to check with me to do anything." "Because it actually flows this way." "Through me... to you." "So you're... you're my boss?" "No, no, no, we're on the same level." "It's just that the flow is... this way." "You're basically the warden?" "No, no, no, 'cause that position doesn't even exist." "No, but it's what you are." "I mean, if you are my boss, then... you're a warden." "No, no, no." "We don't call it that." "I'm the Director..." "The Director of Human Activity." "It's a shame." "You were really helping people, Norma." "We still have that time in the chapel." "What are we supposed to do?" "Meet without you?" "Yeah, yeah." "No, I'm fine." "Maybe later." "My back is acting up." "Aw." "You're sweet, my friend." "Oh." "Thank you." "The pain is moving around." "It travels from my back, down my arms, sometimes in my hips." "Lower." "Lower, Norma." "There." "There, there, there, there." "Makes my joints tense being there." "Watching her strut around like it's hers." "Those tacos have no idea what they're doing." "I'm meant to be in charge, Norma." "Of who, you?" "No, I'm your friend." "Your bossy friend, but still, your friend." "There was this time when Vasily was only six months old," "I had to leave him with my sister-in-law for a week." "We thought Yuri had the measles." "When I came to get him, he cried, and reached for her instead of me." "Like she was his mother." "I know it sounds crazy... but I have that same feeling now." "That kitchen is my baby!" "Is this the thing you do?" "The magic?" "Well, stop it." "I'm not comfortable with that." "Come on, Norma, let's get back to the real thing." "What is that?" "Why?" "What's the point?" "We don't have any members." "And even if they wanted to come, where would we gather?" "What, along the side of the fucking highway?" "What next, rest-stop bathrooms?" "All those wives, and I'm left with you." "My one true believer." "So much for sacred vows." "No way I'm going down on those trumped-up bullshit charges." "Those girls were there of their own accord." "And since when is tithing against the law?" "We got to get off the grid." "Get back to the woods, commune with Gaia." "Shit!" "You fucking piece of shit!" "Come on!" "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Oh, fuck!" "You bitch!" "You bitch!" "You bitch!" "You bitch!" "Bitch!" "Bitch!" "Bitch!" "Bitch!" "Come on!" "Bitch!" "God damn it!" "Shit!" "One kick if you want money." "Two kicks if you want to live on 149th with Grandma." "How about I give you three kicks if you don't shut the fuck up?" "You're taking advice from a fucking fetus now?" "Nice." "You trust a stupid little fetus more than me." "I'm just trying to do the right thing." "This is the right thing." "What happens when you get out of here and you can't even live in public housing 'cause you got a record?" "And you gotta pull change out of a sofa for a dollar meal?" "Why you think I've been in a bad mood for 24 years?" "You've had your good days." "Name one." "My 17th birthday." "You took me to the day spa, we sat in the hot pool, we made fun of the lady with the big ass mole." "And we got our toes done." "I was so happy that day." "Because Cesar gave me a fistful of cash." "You liked me because I was buying you things." "No." "You were nice to me." "Most of the time, you were such a bitch." "Maybe I wouldn't have been a bitch if we had money." "All I ever wanted was to spend time with you." "You were stupid to want me." "Kids are dumb, you gotta make decisions for them." "You're gonna put a kid in a car seat and they're gonna scream and scream." "You're not gonna take 'em out and put 'em on your lap, are you?" "You used to make Emilio ride in the trunk." "That's not the point." "Imagine you had some really rich family who could really provide for you." "You probably would be a famous artist right now, instead of in here." "You keep that baby, you're being selfish." "I had to remake 200 dinners from scratch because the tip of your fucking pinky was floating around the stew somewhere." "If you're gonna chop your finger off, you couldn't do it away from my food?" "I'm having a hard day." " Why weren't you watching her?" " I can't do nothing with stupid." "How am I supposed to be a mother to my son when my prison kids keep fucking it up?" " You could start with your language." " Excuse me, what?" "Maybe try not to curse so much?" "Or at least tell your son not to." "At least not around my Michael." "What are you talking about?" "My son has never cursed before." "And one ride with your kid, and suddenly, it's "Fuck this, and fuck that."" "He's 15." "So what?" "He says "fuck."" "We don't talk like that in our house." "You think my son is your son's problem?" "Tell Benny... to cool it with the dirty jokes and language." "That is, if he wants to keep his ride." "Fuck me!" "Somebody keeps leaving the handle over the fucking burner!" "Shit." "Mendoza?" "What's this I hear about Ramos cutting her finger off?" "Shit." "Mendoza?" "What's this I hear about Ramos cutting her finger off?" "It was just the tip of her pinky." "I would've been here..." "I would've cut her head off, too." "Well, why weren't you here?" "Your work duty takes priority." "We have entrusted you with a huge responsibility, and that means you can't take off whenever you get a visitor or a headache." "You know what gives me a headache?" "This job!" "I gotta be there for my son because he needs a mother!" "I didn't ask for this shit." "You know that my ankles are swollen." "I got callouses!" "And then, my hair..." "smells like canola oil." "I fucking hate this place!" "I quit!" "You can't quit." "This is prison." "And there's nobody else to do it." "Jesus." "Yeah, give it to her." "I'm done." "She wants this so bad..." "let her have it!" "Okay, Reznikov." "You're up." "Enjoy." "You know... you can cut an extra one from that piece of fabric." "I don't want them." "Well, you could wear them until they're really dirty and then give them to me." "Okay, Chapman." "No, no, it's not for me." "They're to, um..." "They're to sell to creepy dudes." "Why would I wanna do that?" "Because I'm asking you." "This is official Whispers merchandise." " Piper, right?" " Yeah." " Oh, you're the murderer!" " No." "It's a long story, but it's fine." "She's fine." "She probably is the person who took you on a tour when you first got here." "I didn't kill her." "Oh, the little wiry one?" " Yeah." " Yeah, you should have killed her." "But it's nice to see you, man!" "We're a long way from Chicago." "You know, I actually wanted to apologize to you... about Chicago." "I should have stepped in when that woman jumped you." "What?" "Come on." "What you gonna do about that?" "You're supposed to get your ass beat over some stranger?" " Come on, it's all right." " That's kind of what I was thinking, yeah." "Don't worry about it." "Oh, and... how great is this place?" "Dude, I fucking love it here." "Um, I am the kosher meal, please." " Hey, no." "I was next." " Are you?" "Smooth like butter." "You, Captain Four Fingers, get those green beans off the burner while they're still green!" "Norma, where's that corn bread?" "You've lost your speed, woman." "Let's go." "You're leaving a snail trail on my floor." "You're gonna put up with that?" "Norma, check on the line, make sure those trays aren't cold." "I saw that evil eye." "I just... want to be a crow." "Why can't I be a crow?" "I am a speck in the universe." "A miserable speck." "Why are you still here, Norma?" "Why are you following me..." "after all these years?" "Go!" "Run away like the rest of them." "They were right, I'm a fraud." "I'm a false prophet, Norma." "I'm not your God." "You have wasted your life on a worthless man." "Human." "Not special." "Not honest." "Not good." "And now, I'm old." "And you're old and childless..." "and poor and damned." "Argh!" "You're never gonna leave, are you?" "Because you are a slave." "A meek little servant." "And you'll never be anything else." "And If I didn't tell you where to go and what to do, you would have no self at all." "Nothing!" "Silent nothing!" "Worshipping nothing!" "Speak, woman." "Fucking speak!" "You won't, will you?" "And you know why?" "Because you have nothing to say!" "Son of a... bitch!" "To a meal well done." "You have embraced your new general with dignity." "Did we have a choice?" "Not really, but you did well anyway." "I toast you all." "Ladies, get ready to thank me." "What is this?" "The wave of the future." "Pre-packaged... boil in the bag meals." "Your lives just got a hell of a lot easier." "Dump these babies in the steamer... and call it a day." "Tell me this is a joke." "No... it was a memo." "From Jeffrey in Food Services and Linda in Purchasing." "You didn't think I'd put you in charge if you actually had any power, did you?" "She's not gonna come." "Maybe we should take turns leading the prayer circle?" "Or we could just keep meeting with her one on one?" "But I thought the whole point of this was to organize." "I told you." "What did I tell you?" "Non-believers, all of you." "Nobody ever listens to me." "What is she doing?" " Shh!" " Oh, that felt good." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, thank you." "Wow." "Do you feel that energy?" "Oh, my gosh, I'm feeling like I'm glowing." "Am I glowing?"
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"KIPPS" "Subtitles by Seglora" "For you Mr Kipps,picked this up at the station for you" "Thanks,new linen I've been expecting" "Lovely weather" "We always have rain,lay the dust" "We could have,Good Day" "Don't lend him the stock" "Hey,ain't you having a bit edgy with what I said" "Yes,I've got used of daffy years" "It's always the same" "If you must beat your mat why do you want to do it in front of my shop?" "I beat my mat where I like it is not a habit of mine to let sleeping dust lie like some folks I could mention" "I'll have the Law in a minute,Pornick" "It's darn difficult to keep my customers as it is without your blasted junk shop next door" "So this is a junk shop is it,and what do you call that two penny collection" "A flyblown paper,dyes,tinpots, German kettle-drums" "Chutzpah I suppose as ad aged" "You shut up,see,you are a disgrace to the neighbour that's what you are!" "How?" "Is that what you think" "Why do you let your young Arthur go down to that bench after I am seated" "In the first place,he don't, and in the second let me tell you that my nephew is leaving for Folkestone tomorrow so the matter will not rise any more" "Oh,yes,going to make a draper out of him,what I hear" "You got some cunning idea" "Let me tell you that my nephew" "Don't you mean if he really was your nephew" "What are you casting?" "What do you mean?" "I mean what I say" "Perhaps the reason why some folks don't dust out their homes because there are too many skeletons in the cupboard" "What are you getting at?" "You know" "You,you" "You've asked for it and now you got it" "You blaring jackass" "Artie" "Artie,what's happening?" "Auntie,he is just had another row with old Pornick" "For goodness sake" "Auntie,he just called him a blaring jackass" "Why, let himself be provoked, when his outbursts is bad" "That's what's coming to" "Sid" "Coming down to the wreck,Sid?" "There is no smell of turpentine now" "It's my last chance,before I go away" "What about your uncle?" "He is having another row with your dad" "All right" "My uncle just called your dad a blaring jackass" "Sid" "Hello Anne" "Hello,Arthur,where are you going?" "Down to the wreck" "Can I come?" "We don't want no girls with us,come on Artie" "Sid,don't forget you got to deliver Mrs Wilson's wattle net at four" "Mr Mike can you see a sign of dying Captain Pornick," "No sign of him inside" "You are dying of thirst,Sid?" "That's what I told you" "You are too weak to move" "Mr Mike" "Yes,Captain Pornick" "My life is failing and I'm going to make one more desperate attempt to reach that water can" "You watch,I got to reach it" "We are alone in the South seas without a human soul, currently we are ill" "What do you want?" "Why can't you stay out?" "Let me join in,Sid,I won't spoil it,honest I won't" "You do what I tell you?" "All right,stalking about and watch for a sail" "What do I do if I see one?" "You won't see one" "There aren't any,we are in uncharted waters" "Go on" "Don't you ever have a sister,Artie" "I don't know.What's wrong with it?" "Sisters is rot,girls if you like, that's different" "And your sister's girls" "No,you've got a girl?" "I've had" "Really,who?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "Tell us Secret" "Of course,dying solemn dying solemn" "I'll spell it M A U D C H A R T E R I S" "Maud Charteris" "Get out" "She is" "True?" "True" "But her father is a Vicar" "I know" "She got a bicycle too" "I'd like a girl too, I mean, just to talk to and all that" "Sidney,it's four o'clock already" "You won't ask copper from Dad if you are late with Mrs Wilson's wattle net" "All right,so I know,I have to run Artie,see you before you go away" "Good Bye" "Didn't he who is his name?" "Nosey day" "When is Will ever getting back" "I suppose so" "Have some chocolate" "Don't mind" "It was not a let on I had it while Sid was here" "Dad will give me instant smacking being out with you" "My uncle would me too" "I don't care though" "Neither do I" "My dad is always going on about you,says you ain't got a name" "Of course I got a name, what do you mean?" "I know,you want to go away tomorrow,Artie?" "I got to do something and uncle says there is prospect in the drapery trade" "I'm sure you'll get on,Artie" "Of course I will be living in down there" "I don't suppose I should be seeing much of Sid and you for a long time" "Won't you?" "You are sorry?" "Anne" "I wish you were my girl" "Would you say Anne,will you be my girl?" "If you like,Arthie,I don't mind trying" "All right,then you are" "If I do tokens,Anne" "Tokens?" "What's that?" "I've been reading about them in Tit-Bits" "When anyone likes anybody they give each other something,sort of a keepsake like" "Why?" "They say sometimes they break a sixpence" "But if it's broke you can't spend it" "No,you keep half and I keep half" "When we look at them we think of each other" "When we are separated" "I see" "The only thing is I haven't got a six pence" "I have" "Where?" "Home.I'm saving up" "Well,I don't want to" "No,I don't mind,honest" "I know where Dad keeps his file,I easily break it" "Anne" "What would you say if I was to ask you to kiss you like" "Kissing is silly,don't you think?" "I don't see what's good of having a girl if you can't kiss her" "We better be getting back" "Here is the bus,Artie" "Artie" "Artie,quick here is the bus, quickly,hurry up for goodness sake" "Artie,Artie,there you are,you are ready" "Good Bye,Arthur" "Good Bye Auntie" "You look very nice,Arthur,be a good boy" "You'd better be" "Here are some nice sandwiches for you" "Up you go,you stick to your work and see you please Mr Shalford and don't forget drop a line, once you get there" "Good Morning all" "He's got plenty of prospect at Shalford's" "Artie,Artie" "Wait a minute,Artie" "Artie,Artie" "Would you stop,please" "Just for something" "All right" "Artie,wait a minute" "Artie" "Artie,I got that,you know" "I done it this morning" "Good Bye" "Good Bye" "Are you all right now?" "Yes" "Good Bye,don't forget" "Could you tell me where Shalford's the draper is?" "Use your eyes,Sir" "Can I help you,anything particular you were wanting?" "Are you Mr Shalford?" "No,are you looking for trip?" "Ay" "Job?" "Yes" "God Help you,door over there" "Thank you" "Everything all right,Madame" "Come in" "Well,what is it?" "I'm Kipps,Sir" "Hm,2347 pounds" "Arthur Kipps,age 14,CoE,signed as apprentice 7 years as from the 7th" "That's right?" "Yes,Sir" "My system is efficiency,your uncle says you are a bit daydreaming" "We will soon smarten you up,our system here is the best system we could have" "I made it so I ought to know" "Booch" "Booch,give him a copy of our rules and fines" "Whatever Mr Booch tells you to do,you do" "Yes,Sir" "Take these and follow me" "Don't fumble,won't do here, put that books down" "Come on,then,come on" "Rules are quite simple,my system" "Rise is 6 30 in by 10 30 Nights out 11" "Fines or breaches of regulations I am unable to take" "You may rise if you are smart" "You won't find anything better at the price,Madam" "Mr Buggins" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps,new apprentice" "Yes,Sir" "Whatever Mr Buggins tells you to do,you do" "Yes,Sir" "Follow me" "Wonderful quality,Madam" "That's the way to the dining room" "Flattery" "Charge-carrier,move with the times here,system everywhere" "Efficiency,follow me" "Mr Carshot" "This is Kipps,new apprentice" "See he don't fumble,whatever Mr Carshot tells you to do,you do.Follow me" "My heart and liver" "Tuck those bolts on the top shelf of the shop" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Linen table-cloths quick" "Yes.Sir" "Come on,Quick" "Kipps," "Coming,Sir" "Tidy all this stuff up" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps,hustle,hustle,hustle" "Don't fumble,don't fumble,come on" "No,not these,the others" "Kipps,look lively" "Coming,Sir" "My heart and liver,I'll never see such a chap" "Kipps" "Coming,Sir" "How many times are you going to speak hurry up" "Take those bolts to be carried away" "Kipps,look sharp on them parcels" "Coming,Sir" "Hurry,Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Tired,young man" "Just a bit" "You'll get used to it" "What made you come into the draper trade?" "Uncle said there was prospect" "Prospect," "My heart and liver" "He said I perhaps will have a shop of my own one day" "Shop of your own,he he" "Are you writing home boy?" "Yes,Sir" "I suppose you are wondering why the lights gone out" "Always goes out at 11 o'clock" "Yes,Teddie's system" "I'll tell you what prospects you got" "When you get too old to work they'll shuck you away" "You'll find old drapers everywhere" "Tramps,beggars,quod anywhere within a job" "As for a shop of your own,how is the draper shop man to gonna save 500 pounds even" "No,I tell you we are all in a blessed drainpipe" "So we get to crawl along it till we die" "If we die though" "Come along,Emily,or it will be too late" "Go away,go away Good Evening,ladies" "Oh,new clothing" "Madam,never too late at Shalford's,Madam" "Mr Kipps,forward,please" "Mr Kipps" "Mr Kipps" "Mr Kipps" "Coming Sir" "Hurry,Kipps,hurry" "Mr Kipps,would you please attend to these ladies" "Certainly" "Good Evening,Madam,what can I show you?" "I want a little bit something to cover a stool,a remnant would do" "This way,|" "Madam,if you please" "Very seasonable weather we are having just now,Madam" "The last new cretonne I could recommend,very attractive" "Is there anything thicker?" "One moment,Madam" "Get them move on man,just in time you got the last customers" "I know.Wait for me" "You bet" "Got any money on you,I am clean out" "So am I,I was going to ask you,what about the girls?" "We have to have them chivvying my boy,hurry up" "I'll take them" "Are you thinking perhaps plush" "Or brocade,Emily" "Anything will do,a remnant or anything" "Very attractive,absolutely elated" "I'm afraid none of them are quite.." "No" "Thank you very much,we'll have to try somewhere else" "Good Evening" "Good Evening" "Dear me,we are the last" "I'm afraid we kept your open" "Not at all,Madam,always a pleasure to oblige the customer,Good Evening" "We got a limit I call it" "Quarter to eight" "Really some people" "My heart and liver" "You wait until they bring in early closing" "There is no harm in waiting,you've got your whole life in front of you,vested interests" "That's what it is" "Vested blessed interests" "Nothing like a good old stroll along the prom I always say" "They have concerts in a the Pier Hall" "I thought going in here and listening to the band" "I don't mind if I do" "Excuse me old man,there we are ladies,all done by kindness" "Would you care to smoke?" "Well,the very idea" "Mr Pearce" "Now come off,we've seen both of you" "That's right" "You did know?" "Oh,yes we did" "Of course,we did" "We are not I ask" "It was on a Tuesday when Teddy was up in town" "Poutney was there in a stock room on the QT" "Found you blow smoke rings" "I don't know I'm sure" "They now departed" "You have to be more careful in future" "Stay friends,anyway Mr Kipps,you thought you had a better use of your time" "I don't know about that" "All tickets please" "Tickets please" "Girls,what about strolling along" "Suits me" "Now lets wait until the band finish this piece" "We've heard it many times before" "We've only just sat down You are right,Bridget" "Oh,I'm sure I noted a drop of rain" "I'm sure you are right,come on girls" "Nice weather for ducks,you see what I mean" "Yes,stuffed ducks the way we are waiting here" "Anyway we are out of the wet" "Not so sure about that" "It mentions ballet concert on the pier" "Well if it hadn't come on to rain" "That's right" "Girls,what about having a look at this" "Well I don't mind if I do" "Are you in this too?" "In my opinion,my very humble opinion self help is the noblest of all our distinctive English characteristics" "When we scan the pages of our rough island story we find them studded with the most heartening examples of men who have prospered entirely by helping themselves" "Where shall we sit?" "Kipps,you sit next to Flo" "By then" "You sit over there" "True we cannot all be great or famous for many flowers are born to blush unseen and wasted sweetness on the desert air" "A phrase so so aptly present in his beautiful elegy" "Oh,it's poetry" "And of course each of us" "I thought he said it was lenten's sleight" "Each of us must do his duty in that station of life" "To which it has pleased providence to call him" "Thomas Carlyle,himself an example what self help can accomplish has written these words" ""Not what I have but what I do is my kingdom"" "How inspiring" "Perhaps,who knows,there maybe among those who are here tonight" "To continue,if I may,there maybe one among those who are here tonight" "Who is those great men did,longs to grasp the rich fruits of the tree of culture but feels he has no ladder with which to enable him to reach up even to the lowest of the most tempting branches" "my friend if you are here tonight,I assure you you are wrong,you have a ladder, I have a ladder,we all have a ladder" "You got yours?" "That ladder is self help and upon it and with the aid of spare time study at our technical institute if I may modestly refer to it,you may mount ever higher and higher" "Needless to say,we at the technical institute would be delighted to see the young seeker after knowledge on any Tuesday or Thursday evening, should he or, of course,she,care to call" "We have evening study groups in literature and languages arts and handicraft,and I may add that the fees are purely nominal" "My friends we live in an enlightened age today" "All back girls,right on time" "Thank goodness,something I must say we might got the sack" "Why couldn't we take the omnibus back" "I'll tell you cause I'm from the town,Good Night Girls" "Good Night" "Good Night" "Good Night,Mr Kipps" "Good Night" "Mr K hadn't said a word all the way home" "I've been thinking" "If it is anything good I'm sure" "So one P or two?" "Two" "Two" "Occupation?" "I am an improver in the drapery" "Shalford's Bazaar you know" "I see, and you want to be a self improver in your spare time,right?" "It's suggested,what put the idea in my head,Mr Coote that's I mean the talk you gave last night" "Really one does what one can" "What where you thinking of exactly?" "I thought perhaps literature or something like that" "Literature,unfortunately,that class is already in mid session,how pity" "There is French" "Yes I wouldn't have a mind going at that" "But on the other hand that is rather full already" "I am afraid there aren't any other language groups we were thinking of starting a German class but it didn't seem to be much local enthusiasm for it" "Of course there is Economics, no perhaps that just a little advanced" "I have it,wood carving" "Wood carving?" "Yes,the class is only just begun and I know Miss Walshingham was just a little short of a full mastered" "I'll take you right along" "I'll find it really fascinating" "I was thinking of literature,yes, Shakespeare and all that.." "Really?" "I am not much good with my hands,you know" "Ah,Miss Walshingham I have another pupil for you" "Come in,come in young man,come in" "Really,Mr Kipps" "How do you do" "So your are keen to take up wood carving are you?" "That's right" "Splendid" "Just take a seat at the desk over there and I will be with you in a moment" "Come along" "Quite common of course a little shop assistant at Shalfords" "But he seems very willing and respectful one must do what one can" "Of course" "Oh,well,back to the plough" "Have you done any carving before Mr..?" "Kipps" "Oh,yes,of course" "You may sit down" "No,I can't say I have not really" "You'll find it very useful, decoration of course" "Yes.That was an idea of mine" "You'll soon get into it,you got to sort out the first stage" "I think you better get to know the chisel server,can you just move" "I apologize" "Thank you" "Here" "Now this is the gouge for small grooves" "I see" "You hold it firmly but not too tightly,like this,and cut" "So,a little at the time" "I see" "Look" "There,would you like to try?" "Not much use of me hands really" "It's quite simple" "Well,I'll have a go" "Let me" "Gently" "You mustn't hack,look" "Like this,you see" "What's up long and got cramp" "My heart and liver, lost his voice too" "It's the monotony,mind goes blank" "Often happens to wage slaves in the retail trade now in my case it gets to feet first" "That's more like him mind goes blanks sometimes for hours" "Blasted Teddie" "Yes,and I still had half my left foot to do" "I remember once a young fellow who took like that out to stock taking" "Kept muttering to himself all night "five dozens can be closed as per packing"" "His mind went blank,Good Night" "Miss Walshingham I got to state" "This is the last class of the term and I can't keep silent no longer" "Miss Walshingham,I love you don't mistake me" "I know you never can be my love,it's hopeless" "You are a lady and I am only in a draper shop" "But I just had to tell you" "Before I go away" "I shall never see you again" "Good Bye" "Wait" "Yes?" "Where are you going off to?" "Africa maybe,or the South Seas,who can tell" "I shall never forget you" "Just a minute" "You can't go out of my life" "Not like that,you can't" "I got to" "I never told you to go tonight" "No but" "Don't you see I can't bear you going" "I love you just like you love me" "Miss Walshingham" "Mr Kipps?" "Are you an anxious cutter" "No,Miss Walshingham" "Helen,could I borrow that little tin chisel?" "Yes dear,of course" "You know you made a conquest" "What?" "Mr Kipps,haven't you noticed?" "He can't take his eyes off you" "Nonsense" "It's true I've only watched him just now" "I dare you got a romantic mind" "Just now.." "Take your chisel" "I'm afraid you haven't got on very fast,Mr Kipps" "Well,it is a bit odd" "The work is really quite promising" "I tried to do it like you said" "I had no idea that it was so late,well" "Well,that's that" "Good Night,Miss Walshingham" "Thank you for a very pleasant term" "Good Night,all,Good Night,thank you so much" "Good Bye perhaps I should say Au Revoir till the next term" "Au Revoir" "Good Bye,Miss Walshingham" "We shall be seeing you again next term I hope" "If you think it is worthwhile" "Oh I do" "Then I will I want to improve always" "Splendid,Good Night,Mr Kipps" "I'll do anything,I'll do anything" "Didn't I tell you?" "He really worships you" "How absurd" "Quite nice sort of person,but of course you must realize" "Have you been a little unkind?" "How?" "What have I done?" "I still see what have you done" "Pip,pip,pip" "Look out" "Got out of the way,you are running" "I say you aren't hurt,matey?" "I was back pedalling for all what I was worth,all right?" "You hit me" "You practically run into me, back pedalled like mad and made pips" "Didn't ask me wandering in the back" "I was coming down the hill, kind bit of a walk,didn't I?" "You did that,you didn't hear me ring your bell" "Doesn't work,top came off yesterday" "Anyhow I yelled out,didn't you hear me?" "Lucky for you it wasn't Saturday night, there is a police trap on this hill.." "Oh look at my trousers tore out of my leg" "Ha,ha,all this mug I did" "Quite a nasty little tear" "Any way your legs are all right" "Lucky I was back pedalling" "Ripped,clean up,ruin" "Don't worry abut that,my digs is just down the road,I'll saw that in a jiffy for you" "I don't know I got to be getting back" "Now look,look out there is a slop" "Don't give me away,I haven't got a lamp either" "Fancy bumping into you like this, how are you,my old son of Yarmouth" "I am all right.How are you?" "Evening,Officer" "This is a surprise,I'll walk home with you,come on old boy" "It was a fair bit of all right the way you acted with that slop" "You behaved like a gentleman" "Got a kick of it" "That's Old Methusaleh Four stars 20 on the proof," "I never drink anything else myself personally" "Good Old Me and Good Old Meth" "Leave us together bit vulgar" "This lady here, a friend of yours?" "Oh Bettie,we taught together in the belle of New York" "My boy,she very nearly became the first and only Mrs Chitterlow had not a London offer intervened" "Great trooper Beth" "If I by some miss chance I should fit your trousers your leg,you holler won't you?" "I will" "You know this would make a thundering situation for a comedy?" "I expect it would,you know I never met an actor before" "You are acting down this way Mr Chitterlow" "I am in the Queen's place at the moment you see an actor of my type must have the right part" "Meanwhile I am writing a play of art" "This?" "That's it,well I tell you this is nothing but even makes me laugh" "But it stands to reason must make them yell" "That's the way I look at it" "I wouldn't miss strides if it wasn't absolutely right" "Hear, I got a scene with a beetle ,you ought to read it it's a riot,it's a howl,it's never been done before" "How goes old Meth?" "I like it" "I don't know how you describe light chap inside" "You can't beat the old gentle interior illumination" "We will have one more top and when I finish this" "I will run over the Beetle scene for you" "I got to be getting back soon" "But you would be the first living soul to have heard it" "I appreciate that,old man,really but I am in the drapery trade see I got to be back there and lock the door by 10 30" "What I think of that Beetle" "More than scream,it'll tear them apart rolling in the aisles,you see Popplewaddle that's my hero" "He is a sort of absent minded professor's type" "He collect beetles, there is his ruling passion" "Why?" "He practically thinks beetles" "It's an absolute's crave" "What a situation!" "I'll tell you they'll die,it'll kill them" "Now in the third Act Popplewaddle dare not come back to himself because he thinks he is wanted for forgery,see" "Right,we come to Mrs Van Born's tea party,all very lordly la di da" "You know the type of thing" "When Lady Wordleberry being announced and in comes who?" "Let me think" "Popplewaddle,old boy,in her clothes with a muzzle,bif,ha ha" "What do you think of it?" "Damned fine" "My boy you are a born critic" "I just walk it for you" "Enter Lady Wordleberry alias Popplewaddle" "My dear Mrs Cranborne, how do you do,how do you do" "Oh Dear Rector,how do you do" "Sit between Rector and Mrs Cranbourne,nobody recognize him" "Sugar Lady Wordleberry" "Two please,thank you" "Something like this,beetle comes through window,bzzzzz" "He spots it bzzzzzz he says this beetle must be wanted" "For his collection bzzzz" "See bzzzzzzz" "Suddenly beetle settles on Mrs Cranbornes hat zzzzz" "He goes to grab it" "Bee buzzzes off suddenly beetle comes back" "Settles on top of that his head,falls down his neck,right down his back,bzzzz" "Poppy rushes out of the room, Kipps come staring after him" "Poppy gets through the French windows Kipps follow him" "The what Kipps?" "Why?" "The Rector" "Oh no my name is Kipps" "Hah" "Kipps" "What about him?" "That's me can't go putting me on stage,I might lose my job" "You really say your name is really Kipps?" "Holy spook" "I can't have it,Sir,I can't have it at all" "But what a coincidence I got the name out of a newspaper yesterday" "I always use their names in my play,it is here somewhere" "Kipps,that's me,poor old Kipps" "It was here yesterday" "Let's settle it" "What old boy?" "I will be only a minute I will find it" "Chitterlow,I'm going" "I'm going back to Teddy,make him open the door tell him I fell ill" "My heart and liver" "Teddy?" "He knows" "He is waiting for you in his office" "Come in" "You know what you are up against,been up all night,you know rule,you know my system" "Out all night,instant dismissal" "Never departed from it" "Don't intend to now,there is no more to be said" "You leave at the end of the month, references is to behave yourself" "Swapped,kicked out" "Bad luck,old boy" "Oh,really" "Teddy's system" "I wanted a change anyway,he happened to give me only first that's all" "Where did you get to last night,old man?" "As a matter of fact I had a bit of sick night with an actor friend of mine" "An actor?" "He is an author too" "We got talking about theatre and drinking Old Methusaleh Four Stars well,one thing led to another like,you know" "What's all this!" "What's all this!" "Come on,sort yourselves out" "This way around,Madam" "Thank you" "Is there any chance for another crib?" "I don't know" "Curious thing, but every time I had the swap" "I never thought I find another crib,never" "But somehow I always did" "Think I will?" "Of course,go right up to London,get a cheap room and hang on,don't eat too much" "There is many chap who put his prospects in his stomach" "Mr Buggins?" "Coming" "And whatever you do, hang on to your collars and cuffs,pop them last" "What can I show you Madam?" "I want to see some ribbons,please" "This way Madam" "How do you do, Mr Kipps" "Good Morning.Miss Walshingham" "How are you?" "I'm very well,thank you" "Very seasonable weather we are having just now" "Yes it is,isn't it?" "Yes it is,really" "I expect you taking your holiday soon?" "We hope to run over to Bruges for a few days" "That'll be nice" "Yes" "And you?" "What are you up to Mr Kipps?" "Will you get away or are you too busy?" "Yes,I think I will get away for a bit" "Nice" "Are you ready,dear?" "Oh,mother this is Mr Kipps,one of my most promising pupils" "I'll hope we shall see you again next term at the institute,Mr Kipps" "Well,in fact Miss Walshingham the fact is.....,Good Bye" "Good Bye" "Mr Kipps?" "Coming,Sir" "Get the sailor's hat out of the model in the window" "The one with HMS Tandrum on the ribbon cause his dad is on that ship,you see" "And look sharp" "Yes,Sir" "Why can't I have a cat" "Shut up,can't you" "Another shop assistant" "You can hardly hardly expect me to cut my own pupils dead ,Madam" "I want to see you" "Look here" "Go away" "Look here you got me into enough trouble with this article anyway" "I am busy,I am busy,go away" "I can't help it I'm busy now" "You get me into troubles,go away with you" "Kipps,how much longer is it going to be?" "You want to leave here without references?" "No,Sir" "Then hustle" "Yes,Sir,I'm sorry Sir" "That's right,there is Jimmy's Tandrum on it" "There you are,little man" "There now you look like just like your dad" "Terrible why can't I have a cat" "Because you can have a sailor hat" "There,it could do nicely,thank you" "Very good,Madam" "Hey there could have your attention" "Here,Kipps" "I think I got the odd farthing somewhere yes" "Thank you" "Good Morning,Madam" "Good Morning" "Why couldn't I have a cat" "Here,look here" "You can't come here,I got into into enough trouble through you to this" "Kipps listen to me" "Here is the boss,hey,Chitterlow, you got to go now,you see" "We are not allowed friends" "Have you got that in six and seven and eight ?" "Here you are,Sir" "Thank you" "What is your first name?" "Arthur,why?" "Jumping,just from the back of the queue" "What's, Matey?" "Wait a minute,wait a minute and I'll tell you your mother's Christian name" "Look here,Chitterlow,I've got no time, I see,you got me the sack last night" "Did I?" "I'm sorry,old boy,Euphemia?" "Uh what?" "Listen" "Waddy or Kipps,if Arthur Kipps or Arthur Waddy son of Euphemia Kipps who was born in East Grinstead on 1st September 1884,were you?" "That's right,what is it, Chitterlow, I don't understand" "You don't have to,old boy,all you got to do to write to Watson Bean and collect" "Collect what?" "Everything that is coming to you, they say they don't happen,ha ha" "Schh, what?" "Coincidences" "Everything is coincidence" "I found that paper this morning in Old Folkestone Gazette" "The one I got the name from you know" "What does it say?" "What does it say?" "Read it old boy,what I told you" "You are going to hear something to your advantage" "Waddy?" "I don't know any Waddy" "Hey,you don't worry about that,it is you,all right" "All you got to do is to write to Watson and Bean at once" "What do you suppose it means something to my advantage?" "What?" "Mean anything,money, if it does ,they figure it out you see" "But if he was me" "I heard him fist thing this morning" "How?" "If you found anything to suit you,Sir?" "No,as a matter of fact I wanted one of those lavender tops they wear at Ascot" "Well,we could order one for you ,Sir" "Thanks if I'll see them to get to postpone the races for a couple of days then I'll pop back" "Good Morning" "Mr Kipps" "Coming,Sir" "I say" "You see that house?" "You would never guess it belongs to me would you?" "That's is there, Hughenden" "It's hot enough for our fools" "What do you mean, that doesn't belong to me?" "They left me this morning ,my grand father when I never even heard of" "What else did they let me?" "26 000 £" "Try that game on with me and I will give you in charge" "What game?" "Wasn't born yesterday,Dicken, take me away" "I know your sort" "I don't think I ought to really" "Go on,some folks takes it every day" "Why?" "Breakfast with a bottle?" "The don't stick at that,not the champagne sort they don't" "Mr Kipps" "Now you miss your employees" "If anyone deserved his two hundred from his notebooks" "It's Mr Kipps" "I always said you had breeding" "What luck he said he'd be living in London" "Here to Mr Kipps" "As the oldest wage slave in this establishment it beholds me to convey to our young colleague,yes indeed" "I may say our friend" "Our heartiest congratulations on his sudden access to fortune" "I remember well the day when Kipps first came came to Shalfords" "Mr Buggins" "He was a young shaver, just like Bertie here" "No higher,no cleaner" "No offence intended, none taken I hope" "What do you want?" "There is a lady in the shop in front of the outfit" "Like the old curtain in the front window for 38 and 6 38 and 6,well you know what to do" "Yes,Sir Go and say to her" "Go on,efficiency and system" "Where was I?" "You were saying Kipps was dirty" "I was not" "Oh yes he was,my lad,but we won't argue about it" "I always said he'll make a go in life and the words have come true" "It pleased Providence to raise him to a higher level" "My friends,the toast is our Kipps" "Come on Kipps" "I never was good at making speeches" "I do not know how to thank you" "Fall and knocked me me over a bit you know what I mean" "You've been so kind" "I'll never forget you,straight, I won't" "Thanks" "I shall never forget you either" "Good Old Kipps" "What's all this!" "What is this horse playing!" "26 000 pounds" "It was my grand father, I never knew I had one" "Waddy his name was" "His son was my father" "Waddy?" "Waddy?" "That who it was" "She never said" "Perhaps it's all for the best, 26 000 pounds and an house" "Here,have some more ham" "Thank you" "It's wonderful,I can't believe it, perhaps we are dreaming" "True Laura,I am going to live here Auntie" "All been kept down for me ever since Mr Waddy died" "Servants and all" "Servants,you got a position to live up to now" "Yeah,I suppose I have really" "I do hope you won't gone on mad it's been easier" "He'd better watch all round" "I got to be precious careful,aren't I" "It is a duty to marry into a catholic family now,Artie" "Don't know about it" "Perhaps I would" "All right" "You got a wonderful prospect in front of you,my lad" "For instance you might go into Parliament or buy a shipping box for Aunt" "You owe to Aunt,Artie" "I suppose I owe" "I think I'll have just have a stroll around" "Trying to sort out things in my mind a bit" "That's right my lad" "A man in your position can't afford to make hasty decisions" "Hello Art Kipps" "Don't you remember me?" "Anne Pornick" "Why Anne!" "I am glad" "You have grown up" "And so have you" "You got a moustache" "That's right.You like it?" "Suits you" "I didn't know you were back, just see you through the window" "Did you?" "I thought you had perhaps gone then" "Why me?" "Unfair" "I thought perhaps you had" "Of course not" "It's a long time since I seen you,Annie" "Must be more than seven years" "Time to do to count" "How have you been keeping?" "All right" "You look all right" "Do I?" "Rather" "It's nice to see you again,Anne, sorts of brings back old times like" "Do you remember the last time we seen?" "You bet,you and Sid,how is Sid?" "He is doing fine,he has got a bicycle shop in London" "You know he is married?" "What?" "Sid?" "Got a baby too" "Well,that's the old Sid" "So you haven't got married too?" "Not me" "What's have you been doing,Anne?" "Been over in Rye in service, have a bit of holiday now" "Going to a new place in Folkestone next week" "As a parlour maid this time,Artie" "Really" "Artie,do you remember that six pence?" "What?" "You know the one I cut in half?" "Of course you run after the bus and give it to me" "I still got my half" "Really" "You got yours?" "Right let's hear what you think" "I didn't expect you to keep it,I always thought it was silly keeping mine" "Besides it didn't mean anything really" "Ah,didn't it?" "I often wondered how you was getting on Artie,missing the drapery?" "No,as a matter of fact, I have not" "What do you mean by that?" "That's right I had a stroke of luck, come into a bit of money" "Money?" "Oh,Artie" "Just about 26 000 £ 26 000?" "My grand father left it for me,big house in Folkstone too,I'm living in it now" "Aren't you going to congratulate me?" "I am glad,Artie,really I am" "I'm sure you deserved it" "I don't know about that" "Artie,I think I have to getting back" "Ah,should I walk along with you?" "If you like it,Artie" "Right,Anne" "Hello there" "Kipps my old boy" "My dear old boy,my dear boy" "Hello,Chitterlow,what's happened?" "The talk of Folkestone 26 000 £ sensation" "First thought must go round and shake old Kipps by the hand, here I am,old boy,here I am" "This is Mr Chitterlow,Uncle,the gentleman I was telling you about" "How do you do Sir,how do you do,what user,what use?" "Is that your mounter?" "Yes,for the day,anyhow" "Ready to leave,old boy?" "Within the mounter?" "Certainly,you tuck in,and little Harry see to take you to Folkestone in style" "Thanks,hold on I won't be a tick" "That's all right,old boy,that's all right" "But you must remember calling the beetle a butterfly" "I can't say I do,old man" "Of course you was a bit squiffy at the time" "But it was just after you said you like to buy a half share in the play before we had 300 quids to do it with" "Did I say that?" "Your own words old boy" "Of course we hadn't got 300 quids then" "No,but all the same" "So I changed the name of the play to the Feast and the Butterfly, thanks to you,old boy" "What a title it will paralyse them" "All the same,Chitterlow,I don't und.." "You got a gold mine in that art,chère old boy" "Listen Chitterlow" "I won't listen Kipps I am a man of my words" "What's the name of your bank?" "It's London Southern I think but why?" "I'll say the half share you should have" "Stop at he London Southern Bank will you" "There you are old boy" "Chitterlow." "Come on,come on don't be nervous" "From now on signing cheques is going to be second nature to you" "Good Day,Sir" "Good Day" "Could I have one pound in silver,please" "How would you like it Mr Kipps, -500£ in tenner,old boy" "It's Mr Kipps surely" "Yes,that's all right,how are you Mr Coote" "My dear fellow,may I congratulate you on your good fortune" "Thanks" "Five hundred" "You heard then?" "Yes,with a paragraph in the Folkestone Gazette" "Trust little Harry,see, I gave that interview old boy" "Plenty more -200 hundreds" "Thanks" "That's right,this is Mr Chitterlow,Mr Coote" "How do you do,old boy" "How do you do" "I thought I wish you well as an old acquaintance,perhaps we should meet again" "Thank you,are you doing anything now Mr Coote?" "Only pottering,you know,just pottering" "Three hundred" "I was wondering if you care to come over to my place and have a smoke and a chat,like that" "Thank you,I should be delighted" "All notes correct" "Thanks old boy,I'll promise old boy you would never regret it" "Mr Chitterlow?" "I got a train to catch up,I just got to manage it if I run fast" "Charmer is in the motor if you want it" "Good Bye boy,keep in touch with me" "If I will" "Glad to have met you.So long" "You might give the driver 2 pounds and ten I haven't got less than a fiver here" "Would you care for a ride in a motor,Mr Coote?" "By all means,yes,thank you" "After you" "This way Mr Coote" "Good Morning Mrs Hansen" "Thank you" "Is it all right going into the study Mrs Hansen?" "This way,Mr Coote" "I must really only stay a minute" "This is where the old gentleman wrote all his letters,you mean" "My grandfather that it was" "Indeed really.All this will make a tremendous change for you Mr Kipps" "That's what I've been thinking,I'm not the chap in the song they are singing," "I don't know hardly where I are,you know" "Make yourself at home,Mr Coote" "Thank you" "I gather it is rather a big wind fall" "Twelve hundred a year" "Indeed really" "One doesn't want to seem presumptuous but this Chitterlow" "I hope you pardon me mentioning it, but I couldn't help noticing at the bank" "That's all right,he is a friend of mine an actor in a way he helped me to my money" "Well of course naturally in that case you would know best" "I am not suggesting that it was anything wrong but is a lamentable fact that money attracts ,well,spongers" "One hesitates to offer advice" "No,no,no,that's just what I need Mr Coote" "My dear fellow if there is anything I can do to guide or help for a spirited young fellow suddenly wealthy there are many temptations" "I know,while on it the other evening with Chitterlow you know how it is,we got talking, drinking,of course it is seeing life" "But is it worth it?" "Nothing such things really bad or drunk much" "I wouldn't want you to think that,Mr Coote" "You know Mr Kipps between ourselves I've never touched alcohol in my life,never" "Haven't you?" "I smoke of course one doesn't want to be a Pharisee" "Oh,no don't,I wasn't really meaning that" "Go on take one" "Thank you" "Yes you cannot be too careful money nowadays has many pitfalls for the unwary" "I dare say it has" "I was talking on this subject only the other day to Mr Densmore,the vicar, curiously enough Reverend and on the Board" "He went so far as to maintain" "That wealth could only be fittingly used by the landed gentry" "Oh,did he?" "Of course as a social worker I disagreed with him" "One has got to stand up to these people" "Yes,a man is a man for all that I told him, quoting Burns,I think I had him there" "Yes that's right" "Yes I am afraid that our Mr Densmore is a bit of a snob" "Yes the portals of the society are open nowadays to anyone who has the means to make himself worthy of it" "Really?" "In Newbury by its school we got a number of tradesmen's sons" "Wholesalers of course,yes education is a great leveller" "That's just it Mr Coote I am not educated I am not properly that is" "One can acquire education" "You really think I could become a gentleman" "You owe it to your position,my dear Kipps" "You mean I ought to get with educated people" "And know how to do things properly" "So,say if I wanted to call on someone I could know how to behave" "That and other things being a gentleman is a full time occupation I'm afraid" "I can see that" "That is nothing to get alarmed about" "If you could give me some advice,Mr Coote" "You see I only got old Mr Bean,he is my solicitor,and I don't know him much" "I see" "I was wondering why not have a chat with a young solicitor a friend of mine he is only recently qualified,but he is remarkably clever,Ronald Walshingham" "Walshingham?" "Yes,Miss Walshingham's brother" "Miss Helen Walshingham?" "Charming girl,don't you think" "She was talking of you only the other day" "Me?" "In very highest terms" "It was her I was thinking of calling on" "You know I might have guessed that" "You don't want a cigarette" "I still have this,thank you" "She wouldn't mind me calling" "You would be very welcome , Thursdays are her afternoons,generally" "Thursdays" "Oh dear" "Let me" "That's quite all right" "No,really" "If I could be of any help" "You got so many things to do" "No,no,not really,I must confess" "I rarely met anyone so congenial and modest,if I may say so" "I say the same things to you somehow" "I am glad I am tremendously glad" "I want a friend that's it,straight" "My dear Kipps,I want a friend too" "Really?" "Yes I am rather lonely sort of dog,really" "I haven't had my thoughts so freely for months" "Shake hands" "Kipps,you are the right stuff" "Take my advice and make that call" "I will" " Mr Kipps,Good Afternoon" "I just thought I'd call" "Do come in will you" "Thank you" "How are you?" "I mustn't grumble.I just thought I'd call having nothing to do" "Yes,of course,I heard about your good fortune this morning,I do congratulate you" "Isn't it a go" "You are just in time for tea" "Hello,Kipps" "Hello Mr Coote" "This is my brother Ronnie" "How do you do" "I heard all bout you from Chester" "If you will excuse me I just go and help mother with the tea" "I am afraid we are without a maid at the moment" "Cigarette Mr Kipps?" "Oh,thanks" "Btw congratulations" "Thanks" "I say,won't you sit down?" "Thanks" "By the bye I believe I mentioned Ronnie to you he is a fully fledged solicitor now" "Yes" "So if you want any advice old chap" "Yes,I should only be to glad" "Thanks" "Mr Bean is handling my business just now, of course I don't know much about him" "Watson and Beam,what do you say,Ronnie" "Really,Chester,professional etiquette I really can.." "I'm only asking you your opinion,eke it" "Well,orthodox you know" "You mean they are quite all right" "Oh yes they are honest enough" "But if you don't mind me saying so a little bit old fashioned" "Nowadays perhaps one could use a little more enterprise" "You two really ought to have a business chat one day" "Ah,tea" "Mother,you know Mr Kipps,don't you?" "Pleased to meet you Mr Kipps" "I think we met before in the shop" "Of course so nice of you to call" "Yes I thought I would" "I'm so glad" "You were a pupil of Helen's at the wood carving class" "Yes,that's how I had the pleasure" "She took such an interest in it." "It was an outlet for he,you know" "She told me all about you" "Milk and sugar Mr Kipps" "Just as you like" "You sit down everybody,please" "Here you are,Kipps" "A little bird whispered to me we ought to congratulate you Mr Kipps" "Thanks" "Oh dear you've given Mr Kipps the name chair as we played for the cornet" "Quite all right really ." "That's right Ronnie we get a bit of board" "We only must have sat Mandy Heather.." "Is that better?" "Fine" "Are you sure?" "Hear,have my chair if you like" "No,I'm quite all right really" "Will you have a pastry?" "No I'm not that hungry,thank you" "You know Mr Kipps its a great responsibility for a mother to feel that her daughter, well,so exceptionally clever" "Oh,mother" "There is no mistake about that" "You know Mr Kipps when Helen was a quite a tiny tot she wrote verse" "No" "She still does" "It isn't very good" "Nonsense I think it has a lot of Swinburne about it in his quieter mood,of course" "It is nothing much,it comes to nothing." "One must do something" "The food of the spirit where would one be without it" "Ay,Kipps?" "You are going to the recital I suppose" "Paderewski?" "Yes,of course" "He is playing in the Pavillion next week" "Is he?" "Yes" "You really ought to hear him,Kipps,quite brilliant but perhaps for some people he is just a little free with his rubato" "Yes,there is that" "A matter of taste,of course" "Yes, I suppose so" "Are you musical,Mr Kipps?" "Well I like it, as a matter of fact I'm learning the banjo from a fellow now" "Will you have more tea?" "No,thank you" "Perhaps Mr Kipps would like to have a look around the garden" "Would you?" "Yes I like gardening" "Good" "Oh dear go and fetch me some more milk" "Not very big is it" "I like it" "It's small, the denizens of the day are small things" "At least these one doesn't stare one's social replica in the face" "Nice like that lilac tree over there,pretty" "Yes,my father used to like that" "I didn't know you wrote things" "I don't know whether I would be ever any good with that anyhow" "I should think you could do anything if you wanted to" "I wonder" "I'm afraid I'm too ambitious" "This isn't very much for a springboard is it?" "I don't know,I suppose not" "The fact is Mr Kipps that I am afraid I am a rather discontented sort of person" "A place like Folkestone values people for share vulgar prosperity" "We are very far from prosperous and we live in a back street" "One feels one hasn't opportunities, even if I had I wouldn't take them,still" "That's Chester" "I can believe you could do anything you wanted if you tried" "I used to watch you in the wood carving class" "I think you me must be one of the rare people who believe in this" "I do" "There is the old castle, what do you say to climbing up to the top of old keep and picnicking when we get back there is a marvellous view from the top" "Good Idea" "Hey,you two,we are going up the castle." "we are paddling into the bank here" "All right" "Ronnie,you hear that" "You and Doris have been in a state of hiding get out the picnic basket,and then you can come on afterwards" "All right mother" "Quite a climb,isn't it" "I suspect so" "Only two or three more ,Mrs Walshingham" "Don't really think I can go any further" "We'll stop here if you like mother" "Well,of course not,you must see the view" "I'm sure Chester won't mind staying with me" "Only to best" "Off you go then" "Would you like too?" "If you would" "We'll just look at the view and come down again" "There is no hurry,dear" "They are darlings" "Glorious isn't it?" "Hmm" "I wonder what it looked like when they were building it" "A lot different I'd expect" "Perhaps they jousted here" "They were up to all sorts of things" "I was always wanted to see the scenery" "Then I see things that are beautiful" "I expect to feel silly like" "You needn't" "You know Mr Kipps you hold yourselves too cheap" "I do?" "You shouldn't" "You mean you have done?" "Why should I?" "For instance you don't think of me as an equal" "Why not?" "Why not?" "Perhaps you haven't enough faith in yourself" "I thought,if I thought that you could do anything" "Miss Walshingham,do we give good care enough for me to help me?" "Miss Walshingham,do you care for me at all?" "I must say I must know" "Yes I know" "I know" "Make you mean you do" "But promise if I'll never hold you cheap,you never will yourself" "You mean" "I mean" "I hold you dear" "Make say you marry me?" "What else could I mean?" "You I" "Still all the same I don't think I should have care to have lived here" "Here we are" "Come along,you two now,we mustn't keep Ronnie waiting any longer" "Well wasn't the view lovely?" "You needn't tell me,my dear Kipps, this is better than the legacy" "I can't hardly believe it" "She is splendid" "I don't deserve it" "And it began before your money?" "When you put me in the wood carving class" "Of course,it's a county family,you know they are connected with the Beaupres,Lord Beaupres" "It's too much" "My dear chap,my dear chap if there is anything I could do,help you to choose the ring perhaps" "Oh yes the ring" "Arthur" "That's me" "C U Y P S,they spelled my name wrong" "That was Chester,he apparently found that the correct spelling was C U Y P S" "This was a Flemish family of that name who settled in Kent over hundred years ago" "I've never seen it spelled that way" "I do say it, not Cuyps" "No,you pronounce it Kipps as before" "I say anyway it's wonderful even if it is spelled different" "I'm not good enough for you,the more you see of me,the more you find me out" "Would you really like me to help you?" "I wish you would" "But only a few little points for instance your pronunciation" "You don't mind if I mention it" "Of course not" "There are achess" "I know Coote promised to help me about that" "It'll only needs a little care" "And then there is...this dress" "Well,isn't this all right?" "Yes but you,you don't want to be too elaborate too dressy one to look like,without looking like as the were trying to be right" "I see" "And then you must try to be more at ease when you are with people" "Forget yourself,don't be so anxious,you know?" "I'll try I'll do my best to try" "I know you will" "Come in" "Soup right" "Now fish shall we say "sole Bon Femme"" "Quite right and what goes with this?" "Chips?" "No,what wine?" "Oh..." "Burgundy" "No,no,no,no" "Sauternes?" "Yes or?" "Grasse" "Quite right" "Now entrée" "Did all them knocked up the price of all those sales" "I beg you pardon" "It's nothing" "It's just a line they produced, I knew they would never go" "Arthur,dear,you must try remember you are not in business now" "Sorry" "Melodious stuff,old Omar" "After that that you might Sartor Resartus, Carlyle had the grand rugging style" "Has he?" "I mean has he?" "You know I got a lot of difficulty with those two words,which is which" "It is perfectly simple as is a conjunction and has is a verb" "I see but when is each which" "Always one says has when one means one has" "For instance one says yes I mean he has otherwise one says has he has I mean as he has it's perfectly simple" "I see I got a glare now I think" "Very nice" "May I?" "Yes,of course" "Btw this came this morning" "I don't know any Mrs Bindon-Botting" "Arthur,Mr Bindon-Botting is one of the best known people in the district" "Her husband is on the London Stock Exchange" "They have a lovely house just outside Folke" "And a pied-à-Terre in Kensington" "I don't have to go or anything do I?" "Of course,I told Mrs Botting you'd be delighted,we're all going" "Everyone who matters will be there" "Sidney Revel is coming down too" "Who is he?" "You must have heard of him, every one reads his novels" "He wrote "Passionate genesis" you know" "He has such a vital personality" "Anagrams 4 --630 pm" "It's an anagram tea each guest has an anagram pinned on" "And you go round with the card and guess other people's" "I understand it is sweeping in drawing rooms of Mayfair" "I couldn't not do that yet,not just yet" "It's quite simple" "I just couldn't" "But it is really jolly,shaked everybody up to get the markers" "I don't want to be shook up" "You have to meet people sooner or later" "I know" "Arthur,you do want to please me,don't you?" "You know I do" "Hello,Kipps,me boy" "Hello Huggins" "It's nice to be a gentleman" "Oh,what a life" "Seen her Ladyship lately" "I know" "I run into her" "Along Sir William the other day he asked to be remembered by you" "You know old Sir William's gout is something dreadful" "We don't hardly ever see him in the Club these days" "You think we should getting back now,Chester?" "Yes it is getting late" "Which way are you going,Kipps?" "Thank you,but I don't think we are in need of your society,you know" "I thought you were alone" "I think that was simply fretful cheek" "I know but they didn't mean anything,see I used to know them" "That's no reason why they should be so beastly familiar" "I don't see why not,I was with them for years in the shop" "They have the right to talk to me,haven't they?" "Yes,Arthur,of course they have,I don't see what else you could have done" "Quite" "It seems bound to happen while we are here in Folkestone" "But presently we should be living in London" "We shall build up our own little circle of friends and then everything will be different" "London?" "Hello Anne" "Why Arthur" "Fancy seeing you here" "You made me jump I didn't see you coming" "What are you doing down here,Anne?" "It is only a Catholic Birthday from my place" "Yes you are working in Folkestone now,aren't you?" "Been here quite a bit now" "Are you getting on?" "Might be worse" "I go sometimes here in my afternoons off and ease the little feet a bit off after running up and down the stairs all day" "I don't know why people must have basement kitchen" "Just to make it harder,I expect" "I expect so" "I'm going in now" "Do you mind if I walk up the beach with you?" "You think you ought?" "Why not?" "I am only in services,if your friends were to see you with me" "Oh,that" "That doesn't matter" "Are you sure you are not going anywhere?" "No,just mooching about,I'll wait for you" "You look smart" "West End tailor" "Do you like it?" "I'll put my stockings on now Arthur" "Oh,all right" "Must be nice to have everything you want" "Oh,yes,I live in my own house, and meet people,educated people" "Go for walks,read poetry,go to chamber concerts,have a good time all round" "Must be nice a bit different from being in the drapery" "Rather" "I got the stockings on now,Artie" "Of course I miss the chaps from the shop sometimes,dear old Buggins and Pearce" "Did you ever see them now?" "It's not the same" "You'll be surprised over the things that has happened to me lately,Anne" "Sometimes it surprises myself" "Artie?" "Are you happy?" "Oh yes,I was just going to tell you" "Well,why shouldn't I be happy?" "I expect it was silly of me, I was just wondering" "I ought to be happy,I've been lucky enough,haven't I?" "Yes,of course" "It was good times we had together you and me and Sid,weren't they?" "They were then" "Do you remember when I asked you to be my girl?" "Yes,seems long time ago now" "Hard to know seems was yesterday to me" "Does it?" "I'll have to be getting back or I'll be late" "You got the watch on you Artie?" "It's just half past eight" "Lord,I got to be in by nine" "Still got my half sixpence" "I always kept mine somehow" "Funny" "Yes" "Awfully glad that I met you again,Anne" "So am I" "I thought first you've changed but" "You're just the same really" "Am I?" "I've met people here and there but I never met anyone quite like you,Artie" "Anne,those things that have happened, what I was going to tell you about and the." "Yes,Artie" "Now you've been and gone and done it Art Kipps" "I never meant to, I don't know what come over me" "You ought to be ashamed over yourself kissing her and not even telling her you are engaged" "I started to tell her but.." "It started as you were in love with her" "I suppose not" "You got to think of your position and stop flirting with servant girls" "That's what you call being loyal to Helen" "She won't know" "Supposing you were seen how would you ever face Helen at the anagram tea?" "Who says I am going to any blooming anagram tea" "It's quite easy an anagram is just a word with the letters rearranged" "Take the word smug for instance or of course mugs" "Exactly gums smug mugs do you follow,Kipps?" "Mugs" "Here we are" "Don't worry my dear chap,I assure you it'll be a jolly good fun" "Chester or Ronnie will help you" "Mrs Bindon-Botting" "Yes,Sir,will you come in" "Anne" "Lord" "Ah,Mrs Walshingham" "My dear" "How nice to see you" "And you my dear" "And Mr Coote" "How do you do?" "May I introduce my fiancée Mr Kipps" "How do you do" "I must congratulate you both of you" "You are a very lucky man,Mr Kipps" "That was nice of you all to come" "Now Anne get Mr Kipp's hat" "Now let's go in as the anagram is in full swing" "Anne!" "See how these maids,you will soon be experiencing certain problems yourself" "I expect so" "Anagram will you take one, will you take yours,so amusing" "Oh my dear simply Redfords here, just this minute asking for you" "Now come along" "Here we are" "Sir Bubh" "You know what to do just trot around and guess" "Sir Bubh" "Fun" "Arthur" "I assure more marriages has been wrecked by the persistent fidelity of the husband than anything else it very nearly wrecked mine" "Mr Revel I really believe you are quoting from one of your own rather risqué novels" "Dear Lady,I admit it" "Sidney is more than usually devastating this afternoon" "I am a devastating company" "I want you to meet Mr Revel, he is my fiancée Mr Kipps" "Oh,my dear fellow,how do you do" "How do you do" "Sir Bubh,Sir Bubh I know that one" "Got another?" "Really,Mr Revel?" "As soon you read that up you are sure to win" "Come along" "Standard prize has left me" "Mr Revel" "I think I'm wanted will you forgive me?" "Of course" "Have you guessed any anagrams,Arthur?" "Not many I'm afraid" "Never mind you soon will" "You know you look very nice,I'm quite proud of you" "Sugar,Madam?" "Sugar,Sir" "Two please" "Thank you" "Move about,won't you,you are sure able to get some" "Anne" "I think you dropped this one" "Hello Arthur" "Hello" "I think I did a rather nice business for you this afternoon" "Thanks" "Ah,Kipps how go the anagrams?" "What?" "Nothing" "Dear fellow,come,come" "You know I'll give you a start,shall I" "Now for instance I am ulambonice, what do you think that means?" "Columbine of course" "Just a minute" "Anne,take this back" "I don't want it" "I must speak to you" "You can't,have you" "I've got to" "You had your say the other day" "Listen" "Mr Kipps you are not going all ready?" "Yes I must" "We haven't seen Mr Botting" "I've go to,I'm not feeling very well" "It's a nose bleeding" "I'm sorry" "Mr Kipps has just left" "What?" "Surely not" "He said he felt ill" "How very odd" "What on earth is the matter with you?" "Oh these maids" "Unrequited love perhaps" "Probably some fatal Folkestone gardener" "Anne" "You can't come in here" "I've been at fault" "Anne" "Anne I want to marry you" "I must" "You can't go marrying everybody" "You got to marry up" "No Anne,no you'll have to come up to London with me and marry me right away before anyone else can" "London?" "I couldn't" "Why not?" "I haven't given notice here" "What does that matters" "Beside it wouldn't be fair to her" "You haven't treated me right either" "I know I've been all wrong" "I just didn't know what I wanted but I do know know,Anne" "Anne will you come with me" "I should do something desperate" "If you don't come with me I shall go out and" "I'm going" "Artie,I'll do it" "That's for me" "No we got to go now" "What about the boxes upstairs?" "Never mind your box" "But it got all the things in it" "I'll buy you hundred boxes in London,come on" "What in this dress?" "Take anything who cares" "Oh dear" "If we don't know,we'll never,come here" "Arthur I wouldn't do this for everyone,mind you" "Come on" "What's this?" "Pre historic gardens" "There are monsters" "Makes you wonder have they ever got enough to eat" "I expect everything was all in proportions when they were alive" "Oh,I see" "You lost your glove,Mrs Kipps" "You know very well I haven't" "Saving up your wedding ring" "What did I have" "Come on,come on" "Artie,we are at the Crystal Palace,public" "What's that called?" "Him he is a.." "labrythherden" "I don't think I have ever heard of that" "It's just like old Coote" "It's extinct" "It is just like old Coote all the same" "I wonder what she is thinking" "Artie,I'll have to go and see her" "I would have been seeing her already if she hadn't gone away" "Do you think there would be any trouble?" "How do you mean?" "By breach a promise?" "No,I don't think they do that" "I'll apologize and offer damages to her brother,he is still my solicitor,you know" "Anyway we have married they can't alter that" "It'll be nice to have house of our own" "Rather,you know all about what the servants are up to anyhow" "We are not going to have servants" "We'll have to,you wouldn't do" "What another has to go into my own kitchen?" "We have to our position to keep up now you know" "I don't like for us to say it but I don't like you in the house" "Why in the heaven,no?" "One you've got a basement,now there a quite enough of basement and another thing it is too big" "Artie,couldn't we go somewhere smaller?" "I suppose we could let it,did I know, why don't we build a house of our own" "Build one?" "Just like you wanted,no basement or anything" "You think we could?" "Why not?" "I'll see an architect as soon as we get back" "I don't know" "I think that having house built by men who makes all the work and all the troubles" "But you can tell them just as you wanted,what do you say,Anne?" "It would be nice,Artie,just two reception rooms a modern kitchen" "And then a studies,and, oo, cottages see you then" "A little house,Artie, sort of a cottage" "Tea time with the ket on the arch and kettle on the oven" "Lots of toast and muffins" "And you Anne" "Bow windows,one rough cast gable" "One half-timbered ditto in plaster a loggia in the Italian fashion a Gothic styled porch and Tudor hall and a conservatory much appreciated in the summer months" "Very nice but it is a bit on the big side like it?" "You think so?" "Don't forget you asked for an unusually large kitchen 25 feet square with a window seat" "We want the girls to be comfortable" "Quite,but we couldn't well build a house with the domestic quarters, the largest features,could we?" "We only asked for three bedrooms" "Three principal bedrooms plus of course the servant's your husband's dressing room, the box room,bathroom with separate office very modern feature there, and you may remember we just touched of the necessity for a nursery,at some future date of course" "Yes,I believe I did mention that" "Will you build it?" "Would you mind if I had a word about it with Mrs Kipps?" "By all means" "Planned for Arthur Kipps Esq" "It's nothing like we told him" "I know but.." "What are we going to do" "Tell him we'll have it like we said only three bedrooms and no conservatory or we go elsewhere,go on" "Go on I'll wait here" "All right I'll go" "Of course he could have a billiard room quite easily" "Here for instance" "No,no it's better where I said,here" "No doubt about it,that's an house" "Well?" "I've been talking about it with Mrs Kipps and we thought perhaps we ought perhaps have something a bit smaller" "Smaller?" "Like we said,three bedrooms, no conservatory" "My boy,that might be very nice for some little whipper-snapper of a tradesman but not for a gentleman" "Exactly" "Where as,this is an house" "That's right,I can see that,and cope of it, we can always build on to it later" "Build on to it?" "You got a position to keep up now" "Believe me you can't be comfortably in this world unless you do" "Precisely" "You see that,don't you?" "Yes,Uncle,I can see that plain enough" "I don't want to press you,Mr Kipps, but I have got another appointment" "Well,come on Artie,make up your mind" "Then I'll forward you the estimates" "Good Bye,Mrs Kipps" "I am sure you would be very satisfied" "And don't forget that billiard room" "Billiard room?" "Artie,what have you done" "We're having it" "What?" "The house,all of it" "Artie,you've know right to have done such a thing,Artie" "Landing us with a place like that" "You say you'll build a house because Hughenden is too big and then you go on and pick one which is lot bigger,where is the sense in it?" "I know it is a decent size" "Think of the clean.Three servants will be locked in that house" "I did want it to be a little house,Artie" "Look here,Anne,why shouldn't we have servants" "My uncle is right,we've got a position to keep us" "Servants,there's servant for you,look at that" "What?" "That fireplace" "What's wrong with it?" "It's been black for days bad enough having one servant, never knows would it be like having three" "As a matter of fact we ought to have a bigger house,no reasons why not" "Except you promised me,we wouldn't" "You can't be comfortable in this world if you don't live up to your position" "Your uncle say that too" "What if he did" "What are you up to know" "There you go again how many times have I told you" "I will not have you scrubbing floors and cleaning grates" "One thing I will not stand, Artie, is a dirty house" "What you got got learn is to manage the household not to do all the work" "Yes" "Good Afternoon,is Mrs Kipps at home?" "Your Mistress is she in?" "Not at home" "Perhaps you tell her we called" "Mrs Porret-Smith" "Anne?" "I couldn't tell them who I was ,Artie,not like this" "You ought to have known better than that ,you're really" "I'm sorry,Artie" "Miss Porret Smith,Mrs Porret Smith, the Reverend Porret Smith is these people nice people come to call on us,you slap them in the face" "I never slapped them in the face" "Sent them away,didn't you?" "The wife of the Reverend too" "Wouldn't have had this happened for a ten pound note" "I don't see the use in getting in a state about it now" "Oh,you don't,don't you,well I do" "I'll tell you what to do" "You must return that call" "Artie,how can I?" "You must just find out how many card leaves and go and leave them" "I can't facing people again after that?" "Yes,you must,they can't recognize you in a Bond Street Act" "I can't" "All right,you can't off they go, we never see them again" "That's what comes of blacking guards and behaving like a skivvy" "Perhaps I behaved like a skivvy because I was a skivvy" "I've improved myself and you might try at any rate" "I never ought to have married you,Arthur" "Don't start that again" "I'm not equal to your position" "I can't live up to your big house and your servants and your visiting cards and that's the truth" "I'm sorry I married you, I never would have married you if you hadn't said you do something desperate" "So you better go out and get one of them divorces" "All right,if that is them again you got to come down,see and apologize" "Telegram to Kipps" "Thank you" "Any answer?" "No" "No thank you" "Artie,what is it?" "What is it?" "From Roland Walshingham wants me to come to his office urgent" "You can guess what's that for,can't you" "Breach of promise" "Breach of promise and my wife wants a divorce,I wish I've never been born" "This way Mr Kipps" "Is your brother?" "He isn't here,I sent that telegram" "I've been trying to see you I wanted to apologize like about you" "It's not that" "I asked you to come because of something I must tell you" "Now that you are here I don't know how to do it" "You see it is very bad news" "What's happened?" "My brother is gone,run away, Arthur he made a terrible mess of everything" "Everything of yours,it's my fault I ought to have warned you" "I don't understand" "Sorry to be so indirect,it isn't that easy" "I'm trying to tell you that my brother has ruined you" "We didn't know when he went" "Not until I got his letter telling me the whole miserable story" "Begging me I should ask you not to take proceedings" "Yes,it is bad as that" "What did he do?" "What he would have called lacking his own judgement" "What I believe the police would call converting to his own use" "You mean I have nothing left" "I should have warned you" "But in the circumstances it was a little difficult" "I suppose I'd better be going" "What are you going to do?" "I don't know got to realize it" "Nothing about that anyway" "Thank you" "You are so good" "What will you do?" "I,I should go on,I think I once told you I was too ambitious" "Ambitious for security and the right people and not having to bother to keep up appearances" "It's difficult" "I got tea ready Artie" "Have you?" "Why Artie what's the matter?" "It's gone" "What?" "Our money,all of it,her brother took it" "Artie" "We are ruined we haven't a penny left" "Oh Anne" "Dear Artie,tell me in a minute, have a cup of tea first,won't you" "I'll make you some butter toast just the way you like it" "You still got me and I got you, we'll find a way" "You've been wonderful about it, Anne,really you have" "We have been happy together somehow,haven't we?" "Yes,Arthur, we have" "I'm sorry I spoke to you like I did this afternoon" "I've been a fool altogether" "Never mind you go to sleep now" "I'll try" "What's that?" "Must be next doors" "It's us" "Hello there" "What on earth can it be, this time of the night" "Kipps old boy" "You nearly got to grab in your eyes this time,old boy" "What's the matter Chitterlow are you all right?" "Me?" "I'm magnificent,I'm terrific, come on Kimmy" "All right" "Come on,let me in" "Darn old dear" "Hurry up,come on,Kipps" "Come on old racehorse" "Scch the neighbours" "Hello Kipps,old boy,did I get you out of bed?" "Dear old Kippie" "What is it" "Where is the little woman, can't leave her out this" "She is in bed" "Good" "Chitterlow you can't go up there" "Chitterlow what is it?" "My dear old lad,my dear old boy my play,my play" "I'm knocked,old boy,sorry I'm knocked" "What a night" "Something gone wrong?" "Wrong?" "No it's as success,I'm a success" "The howl is success,and it's knocked me old boy" "Cried like a baby all the way down" "I just come from the first night,laugh, they never stopped,laugh,laugh.laugh" "Why weren't you there?" "You never told me" "Didn't I?" "No that's right,I thought it might flop" "All the other plays have flopped" "I've spent your money,already to do a duck and run and than biff" "They liked it,they went mad,the bit with the butterfly,butterfly down Popper they screamed they howled and then the curtain down it came,biff" "This is Mrs Kipps I take it" "That's right" "This is Mr Chitterlow" "How do you do" "Laugh,laugh,even I laughed" "Mr Chitterlow had a big success with his play" "I see" "The papers,the notices,terrific, sensational,read them" "And I am glad for you too old boy" "Me?" "Why me?" "Why?" "Your half share of course" "I always remember my friends when I'm successful" "You mean I.." "You are all right,take it from me, it'll run a year perhaps two" "And that's mean money,cash, the box office,the libraries week by week,pouring in,if you heard of it let me know" "Really?" "Oh,lady,where is the money come in,can't you have a glass,let's drink the worth coming to us" "Good Evening Mr Kipps,mail" "Thank you" "Another cheque from old Chitterlow" "How is he?" "He is all right" "He is writing a tragedy now,says that what he was really cut out for" "How is young Artie" "Let's have the towel up" "A penny for your thought" "I don't know that I was thinking of anything that's really" "Perhaps I was just thinking what a round go everything is" "Remember I used to say" "You can't be happy in this world if you don't live up to your position" "Silly,isn't it?" "Funny old heart" "Ain't I?" "I don't suppose there ever was a chap quite like me before" "Oh I don't know that" "Subtitles by Seglora"
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"Previously, on Battlestar Galactica" "Lee, you can't leave." "You have to stay." "You have to really stay." "You must betray Roslin and run for president in the upcoming election." "I know it's hard, but it's the only way." "Word of Fisk's murder spread out to the entire fleet." "Crew can fall apart when their Commander is killed." "Pegasus lost two in a matter of weeks." "I'm puting Garner in command." "But he's an engineer, not a command officer." "He's the best they've got." "Pegasus, Buster." "Dradis intercept training birds are away." "Buster, Pegasus, roger that, take station..." "be advised... communications... will suffer sporadic interruptions due to stellar EMI activity." "Acknowledge ?" "Pegasus, Buster, acknowledge." "Our communications suck ." "Is it gonna be like this all day ?" " Big time." "Those binaries are putting out so much EMI, even the dradis is barely working." "Well, I'm gonna put a little distance between us and the fleet." "Get us out of the soup." "See if we can get a cleaner dradis picture." "Whoever's in there, time's up ." "Let's go, come on ." "Gotta a couple of tired Viper jockeys out here wanna sleep." "Go hit the showers Duck ." "We'll be gone by the time you get back." "How you feel ?" "Not great." "But Cottle's given me the thumbs-up... and it's been almost a month, so I guess it's back to work." "So you ready to go into the belly of the beast ?" "The beast ?" " Yeah." "That's what they call the Pegasus now." "Galactica's the bucket." "The bucket and the beast." "Don't we make a pair ?" "Come on." "No, you come on." " Come on, come on, go." "Anyway, it's only a temporary assignment." "I should be back again in a couple of weeks." "Why'd the old man pick you ?" "One word." "Starbuck." "Is she in hack again ?" "Not yet." "But apparently, she's been driving commander Garner up one bulkhead... and down the other ever since she took over flight training on" "What'd you call it ?" "The beast ?" "And since I won't be flying combat for a while, I" "Were you going to mention these ?" "Oh, yeah." "Got promoted to Major." "Well, don't sound so happy ." "It doesn't mean much." "I think it means a lot." "Well, if you say so, then it must be true." "What's going on ?" "We were unloading one of the containers and one of the crates shifted." "So, we looked inside, and saw that something was moving." "Did you call it in ?" "Yeah, we shut the door, and the marines are on their way." "Give me a light." "Chief, we don't know what we're dealing with here." "Don't you think we should wait ?" "Just wait out here." "Chief ." "Is this the Galactica ?" "Yeah." "Are you Dr. Cottle ?" "... in distress..." "What the hell was that ?" "I don't know." "We should call it in." "I gonna spin up the FTL drive just in case." "Pegasus, this is Raptor 718." "Emergency... request..." "Say again, Shark." "Eve... distress bearing... reek... shuns..." "Shark, repeat your last." "Did you declare an emergency ?" "Buster, Shark, do you read ?" "Shark, repeat your last." "Did you declare an emergency ?" "Commander Garner on deck." "Buster, Shark, do you read ?" "What have you got, Mr. Hoshi ?" " I'm not sure, Sir." "I think Buster and Shark are declaring an emergency, but their transmission's garbled." "We've lost them, Sir." "Season 2" " Episode 17 The Captain's Hand" "Welcome aboard, Major." "I didn't expect a welcoming committee." "Don't flatter yourself." "I was in the neighborhood." "Major Adama, Sir." "Major Adama." "Cdr." "Garner." "Glad to see you, Major." "Although I wish it was under better circumstances." "We have just lost contact with two of our Raptors out on a training mission." "What ?" "When did that happen ?" "Captain Thrace." "Perhaps if you were actually down on the flight deck and monitoring... your Raptors the way any training officer worth a damn would have done, you would know that four of our pilots were missing." "Major ?" "You with me, Major ?" "Yes, Sir." "They disappeared from the dradis about an hour ago." "They're gone." "Shut the hell up ." "We lose two Raptors in a training mission, and I only find out when the commander throws it in my face." "Don't all speak at once." " Sir, it's been made clear... that discussing flight deck situations... with anyone outside Pegasus crew is not allowed." "Sorry, Sir." "And whose frakkin'bright idea was that ?" "It was Garner, wasn't it ?" "Of course it was." "So barely competent and paranoid." "There's a hell of a combination." "I have a problem." "That problem's name is Kara Thrace." "I know to handle her, Sir." "And for the record, she is one hell of a Viper pilot." "What ?" "I should cut her some slack... because she's good in the cockpit, is that what you're saying ?" "Because nobody ever cut us any slack in the engine room." "I could tell you that right now." "But then, I don't know, maybe being a snipe is different than being a Viper jockey." "No flashy stunts for us." "No flying by the seat of our pants down there ." "The engine room is like a finely tuned watch, and everything in it needs to be monitored and maintained... in a very precise fashion." "Nobody freelances." "Everything is done in the proper way at the proper time in the proper order ." "Or there'd be no power." "No lights." "No hot showers for your flyboys." "You know, Major, I think some of the people around here... could learn a thing or two from the snipes." "I'm sorry, Madame President." "But it's that time." "Campaign meeting." "We've been putting it off for weeks." "And we do have a presidential election coming up... unless you've decided not to run." "Yeah and to be perfectly honest with you, I've thought about it a few times but..." "No, I'm still here." "There's so much to do, so..." "Let's talk politics." "Great." "Here are the results from our first fleet-wide poll." "How did you manage this ?" "I was Precinct Captain for the federalist party... in Delphi for five years." "We did polls to see what the Mayor should have for lunch." "For what it's worth, you've managed to walk a very fine line." "You're presidential bid has the support of both the military and the civilian fleet, and you've received enthusiastic endorsements from the gemenese religious leaders." "Well, it helps when your only real rival is a convicted terrorist." "Am I capable of leading this fleet ?" "Absolutely." "And for a time," "I almost had a chance." "Until Laura Roslin ascended... from politician to prophet." "The truth is I can't win." "But you could." "You flatter me, Mr. Zarek." "Really." "But I'm not sure I'm cut out for a life in politics as I find... the vice presidency and everything to do with it very tedious." "I would imagine carrying water for Roslin... would get old after a time, but it's the office... that makes you the perfect candidate, Doctor." "You're pre-sold." "Really ?" "To whom ?" "You'd be surprised how many people crave the assurances... of cold science as opposed to the superstitious ravings... of the Gemenese." "As a scientist, you offer hope." "Think about it." "And you, Tom." "You'll just step aside, will you ?" "I'm just happy to back a man of true conviction." "A man... who remembers his friends." "Attention on deck." "At ease." "Where's Stinger ?" " He's in hack for mouthing off to Garner." "He stepped on his precious little toes." "Fracking Garner." "He's such an idiot." " All right, lock that up ." "Get something straight." "We got two missing Raptor crews who are gonna be out of oxygen in 36 hours." "That's all that matters." "So, everyone knock off the schoolyard crap and start doing your frackin'jobs." "Now..." "We need to start thinking outside the box." "Which is supposed to be what you do best." "Sorry, Major." "All right." "I wanna know everything about these missing Raptors and their crews." "I wanna know personal quirks, aircraft squawks, wireless transmissions, anything that might help." "Good, get to it." "How is she ?" " Rya's four months pregnant... and doesn't want to be." "I understand the Gemenese have a problem with women terminating their pregnancies." "Tyrol said that she asked for you by name." "Do you want to tell me what that's really all about ?" "Pretty straightforward, really." "I get a note that a girl's on the way, she arrives, I do my work and she leaves." "I don't ask a lot of questions." " You're gonna start." "I wanna talk to her." "I'm Admiral Adama." "Don't worry, I've just come to talk." "It doesn't matter what you say." "I'm not gonna change my mind." "Your parents are a little worried about you." "They've contacted me through the gemenon representative." "My parents." "Gods..." "Do you have any idea what they would do to me ?" "Please, do not send me back." "You're a stowaway... aboard a military ship." "Some people might say she was a victim of political persecution." "Hell, she could apply for asylum." "Asylum." "That's it." "I want asylum." "Under gemenon law, the girl is still the property of her parents... and they can deal with her once she's safely back on her ship." "To be honest," "I'm more concerned with the broader implications of this matter." "Sarah." " I know you don't want to hear this." "But my people, my voters are demanding action on this issue." "We have been through this." "Abortion was legal under colonial law... before the attacks and so it is still legal today." "It's obscene." "The Scriptures view abortion as an abomination in the eyes of the Gods." "You cannot equivocate on this point... if you want our support in the coming election." "Rya Kibby's petition for asylum is under review." "Thank you, Sarah, very much for coming in." "I'm not turning that girl over." "I'm certainly not banning abortion." "Then don't." "But we have to move aggressively on this thing." "I'm gonna arrange a conference call, you and the Quorum... either this is gonna get out of hand fast." "She's not Billy." "No, she's not." "What ?" "I hate to say this." "Because I know that this is a political issue." "The fact is that that number... doesn't go up very often." "I fought for a woman's right to control her body my entire career." "No..." "No." "I'm just remembering what you said." "Right after the cylon attack." "That if we really want to save the human race, we'd better start having babies." "Nothing, nothing, and more nothing." "Where... is shark's last transmission ?" "Well... there's not much there." "'Eve... distress... bearing... reek... shuns... emerge... read.'" "They're in distress." "They give a bearing 'requesting instructions... it's an emergency... can you read'?" "Maybe, but what's this 'eve' fragment here ?" "Eve... distress." "Eve... distress." "Eve." "Recei-received ?" "Received distress call." "Okay." "From who ?" "I don't know." "But maybe that's where they went." "To go find out." "Commander," "Captain Thrace has a theory about our missing Raptors, Sir." "That's good considering she lost them." "Excuse me ?" "They were out on one of your so-called training missions." "Werent't they ?" "My 'so-called' training missions." "Okay, let's just take this easy." "That's when you're not boozing or sowing mutiny amongst the crew." "Mutiny ?" "Cdr. , we should take this to a private place." "Don't you think I know what's happening on my own ship ?" "'Barely competent ?" "And paranoid ?" "'" "That was off the record." "I was just venting." "Accurately." "I'll have you court-martialled." "Commander." "I'm not defending Captain Thrace's behavior." "Thanks, Major." "Captain Thrace, you're restricted to quarters." "Until I can ship you back to Galactica." "You're Adama's pet." "Let him deal with you." "Major ?" " Yes, Sir." "You've been on board less than four days, and you're already facing charges." "You don't waste any time, do you ?" "Neither do you, Lee." "How's it feel being Garner's new playmate ?" "I'm here to do a job ." "Yeah." "Keep a loudmouth, disobedient frak of Kara Thrace in line." "Not doing such a good job, are ya ?" " Evidently not." "We don't have much time." "Those guys are running out of air." "Yeah, well, I tried." "All right ?" "All I have done since I got to the beast is try and help, and all I've gotten is Garner's foot in my ass." "Well, maybe you need a kick in the ass ." "All right." "Here we go." "Finally." "What is your problem anyway ?" "What's my problem ?" "What's my problem ?" "Well Kara, my problem is you." "You keep frakking up, and I keep having to clean it up, and I am officially... sick of it." "Poor Lee, your life is so hard, isn't it ?" "You mean, since I got shot." "You wanna hear what I think happened to Buster, or not ?" "Pegasus, Red Devil." "I'm nearing the last coordinates where our Raptors went missing." "Repeat, emer..." "We are in dist..." "Buster, is that you ?" "Buster, this is Red Devil, man." "Is that you, buddy ?" "Come back to me." "Power failure..." "oxygen's almost out of the Gods, help..." "Sir ." "One of our search Raptor just picked up a possible distress signal... from near where Pegasus lost communications with Buster's ship." "Finally." "Possible distress signal." "There's a theory that Buster himself might have jumped away to run down... a phony distress call." "It could be a trap." "A theory ?" "Is this your theory, Major ?" "This is Captain Thrace's theory, is it not ?" "Mr. Thornton." "Can you give us a fix on where this distress signal is coming from ?" "Yes, Sir, it's long range, over 40 SU away." "Then spin up the FTL drive, and prepare to jump the ship." "Yes, Sir." "Sir." "This isn't just Captain Thrace's theory." "I think this is a cylon trap, and" " And I disagree." "Now get Admiral Adama on the line." "I'm going to get our men." "Admiral, we finally got the break we've been looking for bearing on the distress signal." "I can jump there inside of two minutes." "Commander, believe me, I understand how you feel." "But the Cylons have been known to lure ships into traps." "Using fake distressed calls." "Have you considered that ?" "We have, sir." "It's a scenario we don't think likely." " We ?" "Major Adama, do you concur ?" "Sir..." "Captain Thrace and I are of the opinion that... the first two Raptors may very well have been lured away by just such a trick." "An opinion I do not share, Sir." "We'll send a recon mission in full force." "Five Raptors." "Three escort, two rescue." "You have your orders, Commander." "Yes, Sir." "Thank you, Sir." "Thank you, Major." "I'm sure your expertise is needed elsewhere." "Yes, Sir." "Yes, I am curious." "Why the sudden interest in the fleet's demographic projections ?" "An issue has emerged that may prove divisive to our administration." "I would like all the facts in hand before making my decision." "So, now it's our administration ?" "She must be desperate." "Well, I'm a very busy man." "Luckily, I made an initial calculation on these figures over seven months ago... when nobody seemed interested or concerned." "All I had to do was factor in the numbers from the Pegasus crew." "It took me hardly any time at all, and I didn't mind." "Look, I'll save you the bother, you needn't read the report." "If we continue on our present course, within the next 18 years, the human race will simply be... extinct." "Since assuming the presidency, I've made it my mission to maintain the rights... and freedoms we so enjoyed prior to the attack." "one of these rights has now come into direct conflict... with the survival of the species." "And I find myself forced to make a very difficult decision." "The issue is stark." "The fact is that if the civilization is to survive, we must, must repopulate this fleet." "Therefore, I'm issuing an executive order." "From this day forward, anyone seeking to interfere with a birth of child, whether it be the mother... or a medical practitioner... shall be subject to criminal penalty." "Thank you." "All flight deck personnel, please report to stations." "All right, come on, let's go, let's go ." "Captain Case, what's going on ?" "We've been ordered to scramble, condition one." "Ship's getting ready to jump." "We're gonna launch on the other side." "Get down to the hangar deck ." " What ?" "Look." "You're the best pilot we've got." "So, get down there." "Find a Viper." "It's about time you admitted that ." "Cdr. , what's our sitrep ?" " This is a rescue mission, Major." "On whose authority ?" " Mine." "I'm bringing my pilots home." "With all due respect, Sir, but if this is a cylon trap, then we are entering blind." "We should send a force recon..." "My pilots are dying down there, Major ." "I'm going in, I'm not waiting on recon ." "This is in direct violation of the Admiral's orders." "Major." "Leave combat." " Making this an illegal action... on your part, Sir ." " You are relieved, Major ." "I am forced to take command of this vessel ." "Under federal regulations, I place you under arrest ." "Sergeant." "Take him below." "Sergeant, the Commander's been properly relieved." "Escort him to his quarters." "This man is not a member of this crew, and you will obey... a direct order that you have been given by me, and you will do it now." "Major." "You'll come with me." "Admiral ." "The Pegasus has jumped." "They're gone." "Dradis signal's clean." "Jump put is clear of any interference." "Sir, I show two Raptors." "Transponder codes match." "They're ours." "Mr. Hoshi." "Tell the CAG to launch our recovery team, and let's bring our people home." "Pegasus, Red Devil." "Our two birds look intact." "Can't quite see inside yet." "Commander, we're unable to raise the Raptors on wireless." "Pegasus, both Raptor crews are dead." "I repeat." "They're all dead." "Sir, three cylon base ships just jumped into weapons range." "Oh, my Gods." "They're launching nukes ." "Brace for impact." "Damage report ?" "Two nuclear detonations in the stern, Sir." "FTL drive inoperative, Sir." " We're stuck here, Sir." "All right, Showboat." "You take Red Squadron." "Hit'em on the right." "Catbird, you take Green." "Hit'em on the left." "The rest of you, follow me." "We're going straight up the gut." "Sergeant, I think you have better things to do." "Then the spinner's fine ?" "It's gotta be a sensor." "Just pull it." "No, no, listen to me." "Listen to me." "Just pull it, pull it ." "Nuclear detonation." "We have structural damage along the topside heat exchanger." "We can't take much more of this." "How long before those drives are back up ?" "I don't know." "They don't seem to understand." "I need to go down there." "You have the con." "Yes, Sir." "I have the con." "Make for the nearest base ship." "And roll us over to keep our top side out of their line of fire." "Hoshi, contact Starbuck and Case." "Tell them I've assumed command." "and to concentrate on protecting our top side." "Wilco, Pegasus." "We got your back." "Mr. Gaeta, any contact ?" "Negative, Sir." "Base ship dead ahead, we're closing rapidly ." "We can't keep taking hits like this, Major." "Helm." "Steady as you go." "Have the bow battery stand by for a salvo fire." "Target their center axis." " Yes, Sir." "See if we can't cut down the odds." "We need those FTIs fixed soon." "Or we're dead." "Twenty-two hundred." "Main battery has a firing solution." "Fire." "Coolant pressure's off-scale low." "Primary inlet's choked." "Pressure's dropping." "We gotta hull breach in there somewhere." "We gotta get in there, and open the auxiliary valve ." "We can't do that, sir ." " We have to ." "Sir, that breach can vent all our oxygen into space." "We don't have a choice." "Now, open the hatch." "Breathing gear ?" "We used it all up fighting the fires, Sir." "Give me sledge... and a number 12 spanner." "OK." "Now close this hatch behind me." "We're losing air, close the Gods damn hatch." "Close it ." "Base ship's turning away." "He's fracking running, Major ." "But the other two aren't." "They're coming hard." "Helm ." "Left, full ." "I'm at the manifold." "I'm gonna see if I can turn them." "Yes ." "There's definitely air escaping." "Through a crack over the SVC relay." "The breach is behind that." "Starbuck reports Vipers are skosh ammo, Major." "We're down to throwing rocks at the bastards." "We gotta haul ass outta here now, Sir ." "Sir ." "Come on, Garner." "O2's in the red, skipper." "You're almost out of air." "You got it ." "The pressure's coming back up." "Now get the frack outta there, come on ." "Air is gone, skipper, get outta there ." "Skipper ?" "Engineering's reporting a green board." "FTL drive online and ready." "Okay, commence jump prep." "Bring our birds home." "Pegasus, Starbuck." "Nobody behind me but toasters." "Now get us outta here ." " Air wing's back on board." "Landing bays secure." "Jump ." "You give Garner a lot of credit." "Well, it's all true." "He gave his life to save the ship." "Starbuck's report wasn't so kind." "Well, she had her perspective." "And I had mine." "In your opinion, off the record..." "What was Garner's flaw ?" "He was used to working with machines." "Command is about people." "Remember that." "As you take command... of the beast." "Garner was my decision." "His failure's my responsibility." "Don't let me fail a second time." "Congratulations, Commander." "Madame President." "Word has it that you do not intend... to prosecute the gemenese girl on Galactica." "She has a name, Sarah." "I think that Rya has suffered enough." "She's just been through an abortion." "I've granted her asylum aboard Galactica." "This is in total violation of the law." "My order came after she sought her procedure." "No laws have been broken." "The girl belongs at home, with her parents." "I insist." "You have your pound of flesh." "And I suggest you take your victory and you move on." "Ma'am..." "You realize you're screwed, right ?" "All the pressure, the responsibility, the sleepless nights, all the officers giving you a hard time." "Yeah, well, it could be worse." "You could be my CAG." "I'm gonna stay here and be Galactica's CAG." "Something about wanting to keep an eye on me." "Well, you and Colonel Tigh have a lot of fun at those early morning briefings." "'Cause the XO's a lot of fun first thing." "Great..." "Congratulations." "Really." "Congratulations." "You deserve it." "I know why I was mad at you, Kara." "A simple thank you would have been sufficient." "'Cause you were doing what you always did." "Buck authority, and get away with it." "I bucked authority once." "And I almost lost everything." "So I guess when I showed up on Pegasus and there you were... doing it all over again." "I don't know." "Pissed me off." "Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it ?" "You should hear the way my brain works sometimes." "Are we okay ?" "You have a brain ?" "Madame President, your decision to criminalize abortion has created a furor." "Do you think that's hurt your standing in the polls ?" "Absolutely." " If I may, Madame President." "It is true in the light of recent events, the President may have lost support in some quarters." "I would ask the people to understand that if this is an extreme decision, we live in extreme times." "The decision has been made with good faith." "I, however, cannot with good conscience support it." "I am so sorry, Madame President." "But the Cylon have no understanding of the meaning of the word freedom." "How could they ?" "They're programmed." "Machines..." "Every time you take away one of our freedoms, every time you restrict or curtail one of our rights, we become one step closer to being like them." "As the Vice President," "I am bound to follow the administration's lead." "As President..." "I should have no such strictures." "Given the current situation," "I'm afraid that I have no alternative but to announce that I am, as of now, a candidate for the presidency."
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" Congratulations." " Thank you." "Mr Romales and his friends will be out of business." "He won't be using heroin-flavoured bananas to finance revolutions." "Don't go back to your hotel, señor." "They'll be watching you." " There's a plane to Miami in an hour." " I'll be on it, but first I have some unfinished business to attend to." "Forgive me." "Why do you always wear that thing?" "I have a slight inferiority complex." "Where was I?" "Shocking!" "Positively shocking." "Goldfinger" "He's the man" "The man with the Midas touch" "A spider's touch" "Such a cold finger" "Beckons you" "To enter his web of sin" "But don't go in" "Golden words he will pour in your ear" "But his lies can't disguise what you fear" "For a golden girl" "Knows when he's kissed her" "It's the kiss of death" "From Mr Goldfinger" "Pretty girl" "Beware of this heart of gold" "This heart is cold" "Golden words he will pour in your ear" "But his lies can't disguise what you fear" "For a golden girl" "Knows when he's kissed her" "It's the kiss of death" "From Mr Goldfinger" "Pretty girl" "Beware of this heart of gold" "This heart is cold" "He loves only gold" "Only gold" "He loves gold" "He loves only gold" "Only gold" "He loves gold" "One, two, three!" "Who's over there?" " How's this?" " It's nice..." "Very nice." " Just here?" " No, a little lower." "I thought I'd find you in good hands." "Felix!" "How are you?" " Dink, meet Felix Leiter." " Hello!" " Felix, say hello to Dink." " Hi, Dink." "Dink, say goodbye to Felix." "Man talk." "You must be slipping, 007, letting the opposition get that close to you." "They got a lot closer to you in Jamaica." "What's on your mind?" "I'm on holiday." "Not any more, you're not." "Signal from London." "I knew M wouldn't book me into the best hotel here out of gratitude." "He asked us to keep an eye on him for you." "Auric Goldfinger." "Sounds like a French nail varnish!" "He's British." "But he doesn't sound like it." "Big operator, worldwide interests." "All seem reputable." "Owns one of the finest US stud farms." " What's the tie-up with Washington?" " He's clean." "And where do I find him?" "That's his pigeon waiting for him now." "Goldfinger's been taking him to the cleaners every day for a week." "Morning, Mr Simmons!" "Ready for our little game?" "Sure." "When you're ten grand in the hole, you're ready for anything." " Could I have my usual seat?" " You and your suntan!" "Goldfinger's a fabulous card player." " Same stakes?" " Let's double it." "Five dollars a point." " Did you say five?" " My luck's gotta change some time." "OK." "I'll get back and cable M you're on the job." " Fill me in on the rest at dinner." " Fine." "I'll call you later." " Four." " So soon?" "How many?" "7, 1 2, 18, 32, 44." "Miss?" "Hey, what are you... ?" "That's Mr Goldfinger's suite!" "Yes, I know." "You're very sweet." "He just drew the king of clubs." "That makes his count 59." "He's got a diamond run: eight, nine, ten." "He's holding on to the six of spades, so I guess he thinks you want it." "That last draw was the eight of hearts." "He needs kings and queens." " Who are you?" " Bond." "James Bond." "Come on, come on!" "That's more like it!" " What's your name?" " Jill." " Jill who?" " Jill Masterson." " Tell me, Jill." "Why does he do it?" " He likes to win." " Why do you do it?" " He pays me." " Is that all he pays you for?" " And for being seen with him." "Just seen?" "Just seen." "I'm so glad." "You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this, you know." "Now hear this, Goldfinger." "Your luck has just changed." "I doubt if the Miami Beach police would take kindly to what you're doing." "Nod your head if you agree." "Nod." "Good!" "Now start losing, Goldfinger." "Shall we say $10,000?" "No, let's be generous." "Let's make it $1 5,000." "May I see?" "Hell, I can see this is really my day!" "Gin!" "Over and out." "That should keep him occupied for quite some time." "I'm beginning to like you, Mr Bond." "Call me James." "More than anyone I've met in a long time..." "James." "What on earth are we going to do about it?" " Yes." "What?" " I'll tell you at dinner." "Where?" "Well, I know the best place in town." "Station WEDS brings you the latest in world news." "Washington." "At the White House today, the President said he was entirely satisfied..." "That makes two of us." " Hello." " Leiter here." " Felix!" " Well, now?" "What's that?" "Dinner?" "No, look, I'm sorry." "I can't." "Something big's come up." "How about breakfast?" " OK." " Not too early." " I'll call you around nine." " Yes, nine o'clock will be fine." " So long, James." " Good night, Felix." "It's lost its chill!" " Why, you!" " There's another in the fridge." " Who needs it?" " My dear, some things just aren't done." "Such as drinking Dom Pérignon '53 above a temperature of 38° Fahrenheit." "That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs." "Now... where is this passion juice?" "Jill?" "Yes, Mr Bond?" "Beach 79432." "Room 1 1 9." " Hello?" " Hello, Felix." "Get over here right away." " What's happened?" " The girl's dead." " Dink?" " No, Masterson." "Jill Masterson." "And she's covered in paint." "Gold paint." "Gold?" "All over?" "She died of skin suffocation." "It can happen to cabaret dancers." "You should leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe." " Someone obviously didn't." " And I know who." "This isn't a personal vendetta, 007." "It's an assignment like any other." "And if you can't treat it as such, coldly and objectively, 008 can replace you." "You've hardly distinguished yourself." "You were to observe Mr Goldfinger." "Not borrow his girlfriend." "Instead, Goldfinger goes to Europe and it's only thanks to Leiter and my diplomatic intervention that you're not being held by the Miami Beach police!" "Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings." "But I'm prepared to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest if I knew what it was about, sir." "What do you know about gold?" "Not paint, bullion." "I know it when I see it." "Meet me here at seven." "Black tie." "What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?" "The only gold I know about is the kind you wear." "You know, on the third finger of your left hand." "One of these days we really must look into that." "What about tonight?" "Come round for dinner and I'll cook you a beautiful angel cake." "Nothing would give me greater pleasure but unfortunately I do have a... business appointment." "That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me!" "Some girls have all the luck!" " Who is she, James?" " She is me, Miss Moneypenny, and kindly omit the customary by-play with 007." "He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late." "So there's hope for me yet?" "Moneypenny..." "Won't you ever believe me?" "We here at the Bank of England are the official depository for gold bullion." "Just as Fort Knox, Kentucky, is for the United States." "We know the amounts we each hold and the amounts deposited in other banks." "We can estimate what is being held for industrial purposes." "Thus, both governments can establish the true value of the dollar and the pound." "Consequently, we are concerned with unauthorised leakages." "I take it you mean smuggling." "Yes." "Gold, gentlemen, which can be melted down and recast, is all but untraceable, which makes it, unlike diamonds, ideal for smuggling, attracting the biggest and most ingenious criminals." " Thank you, Brunskill." "That'll be all." " Thank you, sir." "Have a little more of this..." "rather disappointing brandy." " What's the matter with it?" " I'd say it was a 30-year-old Fine, indifferently blended, sir." "With an overdose of Bons Bois." "Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007." "Gentlemen, Mr Goldfinger has gold bullion on deposit in Zurich, Amsterdam, Caracas and Hong Kong-worth £20 million." " Most of it came from this country." " Why move it?" "The price of gold varies from country to country." "If you buy it here at $30 an ounce, you can sell it in, say, Pakistan at $1 10 and triple your money." " If you have facilities for melting it down." " And has he?" "Apart from being a legitimate bullion dealer, Mr Goldfinger poses..." "No, that's not quite fair." "Is, among his many other interests, a legitimate international jeweller." "He's legally entitled to operate modest metallurgical installations." "His British one is down in Kent." "We've failed to discover how he transfers his gold overseas." "And Lord knows we've tried." "If your department can establish that it is done illegally, the bank can take action to recover most of his holdings." "I think it's time Mr Goldfinger and I met." "Socially, of course." "I was hoping you'd say that." "It might lead to a business talk..." "Mr Goldfinger's kind of business." " I'll need some sort of bait." " I quite agree." "This is the only one we have from the Nazi hoard in Lake Toplitz." "But there are undoubtedly others." "Mr Bond can make whatever use of it he thinks fit." "Providing he returns it, of course." "It's worth £5,000." "You'll draw it from Q branch with your equipment in the morning." "Of course, sir." " Morning, Q." " Morning, 007." "This way, please." "My, we are busy this morning!" "It's not perfected yet." " Where's my Bentley?" " It's had its day, I'm afraid." " But it's never let me down." " M's orders, 007." "You'll be using this Aston Martin DB5 with modifications." "Now, pay attention, please." "Windscreen-bulletproof." "As are the side and the rear windows." "Revolving number plates, naturally." "Valid all countries." "Here's a nice little transmitting device, called a homer." "You prime it by pressing that back like this." "You see?" "The smaller model is now standard field issue, to be fitted into the heel of your shoe." "Its larger brother is magnetic." "Right." "It'll be concealed in the car you're trailing while you keep out of sight." "Reception on the dashboard here." "Audiovisual, range 1 50 miles." "Ingenious, and useful too." "Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route." "It has not been perfected out of years of patient research entirely for that purpose, 007." "And incidentally we'd appreciate its return, along with your other equipment." "Intact, for once, when you return from the field." "You'd be surprised at the wear and tear that goes on out there in the field." " Anything else?" " I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me your undivided attention." "We've installed some interesting modifications." "You see this arm here?" "Now, open the top and inside are your defence mechanism controls." "Smoke screen." "Oil slick." "Rear bulletproof screen." "And left and right front-wing machine guns." "Now, this one I'm particularly keen about." "You see the gear lever here?" "Now, if you take the top off, you'll find a little red button." " Whatever you do, don't touch it." " And why not?" "Because you'll release this section of the roof and engage and fire the passenger ejector seat." "Ejector seat?" "You're joking!" "I never joke about my work, 007." " Ready, Blacking?" " Yes, sir." "An old member has dropped by, sir." "Same handicap as yours." " I wondered if you'd rather play with him." " Where is he?" " Mr Bond." " Yes?" "This is Mr Goldfinger." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" " You can leave now." "The first tee is clear." " Fine." " Hawker will caddy for you, Mr Bond." " That'll be splendid." "Shall we make it a shilling a hole?" " I'll take some tees." " Yes, of course." "You must excuse Oddjob, Mr Bond." "He's an admirable manservant but mute." "He's not a very good caddy." "Golf is not yet the national game of Korea." "This meeting is not a coincidence." "What's your game, Mr Bond?" " My game?" " You didn't come here to play golf." "A 1 940 smelt from the Weigenhaler foundry at Essen." " Part of a smelt of 600." " They vanished in 1 944." "When the Nazis were on the run." " Do you have access to more?" " Yes, from the same source." "Interesting." " Two holes to go." " Yes, and all square." "Then you have no objection to increasing the stakes?" " No." "What do you have in mind?" " The bar of gold you have, naturally." " It's worth £5,000." " Oh, I'll stake the cash equivalent!" "Naturally." "Strict rules of golf?" "But of course." "Bad luck, you're in the rough." "What a pity." "Here it is." "No, it's not." "He plays a Slazenger 1 ." "Strict rules of golf, Goldfinger." "Five minutes are almost up." "A lost ball will cost you stroke and distance." "I'm still training him as a caddy." "Successfully, too." "Slazenger No.1 ." "Good." "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." "It isn't." " How do you know?" " I'm standing on it." "Why, you crafty old... !" "Leave it." " The ball you found, sir?" " Yes, Slazenger 7." "Let's have a little fun with Mr Goldfinger." "Like me to mark it or knock it in?" "Play it." " This for a half." " That's right." "One to go, that will be the clincher." "Fine." "Did you switch 'em, sir?" " Then we've got him." " If he doesn't notice the switch." " It's your honour, sir." " It's all right." "Down in five." "I have to sink this to halve the game, right?" " You win, Goldfinger." " It seems I'm too good for you!" "You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?" " Yes, why?" " This is a Slazenger 7." "Here's my Penfold Hearts." "You must have played the wrong ball on the 18th fairway." "We are playing strict rules, so" "I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match." "She's a beauty." "Phantom IIl, '37, isn't she?" " You are clever and resourceful, Mr Bond." " Thank you." "Perhaps too clever." "Twice our paths have crossed." "Let's leave it at that." "Didn't our first meeting convince you?" "I see." "You're worried about me not giving you a return game." "Both of us know perfectly well what we're talking about, Mr Bond." "But I see that it is necessary to remind you." "Oddjob!" "Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs." "Unsuccessfully." "Remarkable." "But what does the club secretary have to say?" "Nothing, Mr Bond." "I own the club." "I assume you want the cheque made out to cash." "That would be perfectly satisfactory." "Goodbye, Mr Bond." "I believe this is yours." "Can I have your attention, please?" "British United Air Ferries announce the final call for the departure of their VF400 flight to Geneva." "British United Air Ferries announce the departure of their VF400 flight to Geneva." "Mr Bond!" "I've got you booked on the next flight to Geneva, leaving in half an hour." " Thank you very much." " Right, sir." "Discipline, 007." "Discipline." "Are you all right?" "Here, let me help you." " You know, you're lucky to be alive." " No thanks to you." "You should've pulled over further." "Look at them!" "A double blowout." "I've never seen one of these before." " How could new tyres... ?" " A defect of some kind, most likely." "I'm so glad it's the car and not you." "You don't look like a girl who should be ditched." "Never mind that." "Please take me to a garage." "Certainly." "By the way, my name is Bond, Ja..." "As quickly as possible." " I'll take that." " Yes, of course." "What's your name, by the way?" "Soames." "Tilly Soames." "Here for the hunting season?" "I had a case just like that one." "It's for my ice skates." "Lovely sport." " Where do you skate?" " St Moritz." "I didn't know there was ice there this time of the year." "There's a garage." "Fräulein!" "I've had an accident." "How long will it take?" "Thank you." "They say it'll take 24 hours to get new tyres." "There's a hotel nearby." " Jump in." "I'll run you down." " That won't be necessary." "I hate to leave you here alone." "I can take care of myself." "Yes, I'm sure you can." "Well... don't forget to write." "Smuggling is an art, Mr Ling." "And art requires..." "In this case, the bodywork of my Rolls Royce is 18-carat gold." "We dismantle it here." "Reduce the gold in this special furnace, which in turn weighing approximately two tons." "I make six trips a year to Europe in the Rolls Royce, Mr Ling." "It would be wiser to suspend your other activities." "Mr Ling, please assure your principals" "Operation Grand Slam will have my undivided attention..." "Let me go!" "You're breaking my back!" " What the hell are you doing here?" " I want to kill him!" " Kill who?" " Goldfinger." " Well, I want him alive." " I want him dead!" "He killed my sister!" "TM." "Tilly Masterson." "I knew your sister Jill." "I know what he did to her." "No, you don't!" "Let me go!" " So why did you shoot at me?" " I didn't." "I was shooting at him!" "Well, you're a lousy shot." "But somebody else around here isn't." "Come on." "Get in the car." "I'll take care of him." "Run for that bracken when I tell you." "Now!" "Good evening, 007." "My name is James Bond." "And members of your curious profession are few in number." "You have been recognised." "Let's say by one of your opposite numbers, who is also licensed to kill." "That interesting car of yours!" "I, too, have a new toy, but considerably more practical." "You are looking at an industrial laser, which emits an extraordinary light, unknown in nature." "It can project a spot on the moon." "Or at closer range, cut through solid metal." "I will show you." "This is gold, Mr Bond." "All my life, I've been in love with its colour, its brilliance, its divine heaviness." "I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock, which is considerable." "I think you've made your point." "Thank you for the demonstration." "Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Bond." "It may be your last." "The purpose of our two encounters is now very clear to me." "I do not intend to be distracted by another." "Good night, Mr Bond." "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond!" "I expect you to die!" "There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know." "You're forgetting one thing." "If I fail to report, 008 replaces me." "I trust he will be more successful." "He knows what I know." "You know nothing, Mr Bond." "Operation Grand Slam, for instance." "Two words you may have overheard which cannot have any significance to you or anyone in your organisation." "Can you afford to take that chance?" "You are quite right, Mr Bond." "You are worth more to me alive." "Who are you?" "My name is Pussy Galore." "I must be dreaming." "I thought I'd wake up dead." "Tranquilliser gun." "Knockout shot." "I see." "I'm delighted to be here." "And, by the way, where is here?" "35,000 feet flying southwest over Newfoundland." "That explains the humming." "That means you're in Mr Goldfinger's Lockheed JetStar, heading for Baltimore." " And you're his guest." " I'm honoured." "I never realised he enjoyed my company that much." "I don't suppose it'll be all fun and games." "Mei-Lei." "Can I do something for you, Mr Bond?" "Just a drink." "A martini, shaken not stirred." " Won't you join me?" " Not on duty." "I'm Mr Goldfinger's personal pilot." "You are?" "And just how personal is that?" "I'm a damn good pilot." "Period!" "Well, that's good news." "By the way," " Where is our host?" " He flew on ahead." "Thank you." "Here's to Operation Grand Slam." "This should be a memorable flight." "You can turn off the charm." "I'm immune." "We'll be landing in Baltimore, our port of entry into the United States, in 55 minutes." "Mei-Lei." "I would like to arrive more appropriately dressed." "Did any of my luggage survive with me?" "And my attaché case?" "Black attaché case damaged when examined." "So sorry." "Apologies quite unnecessary." "Sydney, tell Mei-Lei to keep an eye on him." "We'll be landing in 20 minutes." "Do you want to play it easy..." "or the hard way?" "And this isn't a tranquilliser." "Pussy, you know a lot more about planes than guns." "That's a Smith Wesson .45." "If you fire this close, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter." "The cabin will depressurise and we'll be sucked into outer space together." "If that's how you want to arrive, you're welcome." "As for me, I prefer the easier way." "That's very sensible." "And there's so much going on around Mr Goldfinger," "I wouldn't dream of not accepting his... hospitality." "He'll be very glad to see you, too." "You like close shaves, don't you?" "Washington, sir." "On the green scrambler." " M here." " Leiter, sir." "It's about 007, sir." "We picked up his homer signal from Friendship Airport, Baltimore, where he's just landed." "Baltimore?" "Nice of him to let us know." "Last we heard, he was in Switzerland." "He came in on a private jet, ex Geneva." "Registered to our old friend Auric Goldfinger." "I'm glad he's making progress." "Keep an eye on him for us." "Bluegrass Field, Kentucky, is their final destination." "Don't charge in on him and spoil anything, will you?" "He's evidently well on top at the moment." " Mr Bond." " Of course." "Please." "Any time." "Thank you." "Do mind your step, Captain." "Just keep playing it easy." "Mei-Lei, will you see everything's all right with Mr Goldfinger?" "And I'll see you surprisingly soon." " Talented chaps." " They should be." "I trained them." "Come on." "You're a woman of many parts, Pussy." "I believe the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky." "Well, now that we're both off duty, perhaps..." "Manners, Oddjob." "I thought you always took your hat off to a lady." " You know, he kills little girls like you." " Little boys, too." "Well?" " Dress rehearsal went like a dream." " Good." "Your final briefing is tonight." "That'll be all for now." "Welcome to Auric Stud, Mr Bond." "Lovely animal, isn't she?" "Certainly better bred than the owner." "Show Mr Bond to his quarters, please." "Felix!" " Maybe we should just drop in on him." " He'll shout if he needs us." "They're all here, Mr Goldfinger." "Oh, yes!" "Thank you, Kisch." "That guy Solo's gonna wear a hole in his shoes." "Yeah, I like this!" "Gentlemen!" "Goldfinger, why weren't we told New York and the West Coast were in on this?" "Look who's talking!" "I do not do business with Chicago." "I thought we had a private business deal to settle." "Now I find I'm attending a hoods' convention." "Goldfinger, I made a delivery." "Where is my money?" " I made a delivery, too." " You all made the deliveries we agreed." "And you owe me one million bucks." "I owe each of you a million in gold bullion." "So, pay!" "Gentlemen, you can have the million today." "Or ten millions tomorrow." "Did you say ten million?" "As soon as my bank opens in the morning." "Banks don't open on Sunday." "My bank will." "What's with that trick pool table?" " Cover him!" " Hey, cover those doors." "Turn those lights back on!" "What are you trying to pull, Goldfinger?" "There is no cause for alarm, gentlemen." "I don't like being cooped up like this." "What's that map doing there?" "This is my bank." "The gold depository at Fort Knox, gentlemen." "In its vaults are $1 5 billion." "The entire gold supply of the United States." "Knock off Fort Knox!" " Got a key or somethin'?" " Of a kind." "There are 35,000 troops stationed around there!" "41,000." "And who's gonna say boo to them, Goldfinger?" " What's going on here?" " What is this?" " The floor!" " What is this?" "A merry-go-round?" "Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean." "He has fired rockets to the moon." "Split the atom." "Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour..." "except crime!" "The underworld will applaud for centuries!" " Cut the commercial!" " Get to the point!" "It's pointless." "The depository's impregnable." " The joint is bombproof, electrified..." " Bear with me, please!" "Fort Knox is a bank." "Like any other." "Larger, better protected perhaps, but nonetheless a bank!" "It can be..." "I think the expression is blown." "My plan is foolproof, gentlemen!" "I call it Operation Grand Slam." "I have devoted 1 5 years of my life to it." "Every detail has been scrupulously prepared." "Every eventuality has been considered." "We'll operate on a split-second schedule." "Your organisation, Mr Midnight, brought a batch of these canisters across the Canadian border." "They contain Delta 9." " Delta 9?" "What's that?" " An invisible nerve gas which disperses 1 5 minutes after inducing complete... unconsciousness for 24 hours." "Tomorrow at dawn, the flying circus of my personal pilot, Miss Pussy Galore, will spray it into the atmosphere." "Once the population, including the military, has been immobilised my task force, which Mr Strap and his people smuggled across the Rio Grande from Mexico, will approach Fort Knox in motorised equipment along Bullion Boulevard, which runs past the depository here" "and intersects with Gold Vault Road." "This fence surrounding the depository, as Mr Strap reminded us, is electrified." "It will be dynamited!" "My task force will then move to the main entrance and demolish it." "How, may I ask?" "You made that possible, Mr Solo." "By using your influence in shipping circles to bring through customs uninspected a consignment labelled machine parts." "All that will then remain is to descend to the vaults where the bullion is stored." " I've heard enough." " Let him finish." "If you have no objection..." "I'll take my money now." "What's the matter, Solo?" "Too big for you to handle?" "We must respect Mr Solo's decision." "Excuse me for a moment while I take care of him." "Make yourselves comfortable." " How do we get it out?" " That's the bit I wanna hear!" "Yeah, it'd better be good!" "Pussy!" "Who taught you judo?" "The gun you took." "The gun." "The gun, of course." "We must have a few fast falls together some time." "Hey, Strap!" "He's got the right answers." "You and me don't even have to be there." "The boys can handle everything." "Hey, they closed up the fireplace!" " I don't like this!" " What's going on here?" "The gas!" "Such a pity you did not choose to remain with the others, Mr Solo." "However..." "Mr Bond, I thought you were resting in your quarters." "They are delightful." "But it's much too nice to stay indoors." "I ran into Miss Galore and she suggested that we join you." "Mr Solo, Mr Bond." "Another of my distinguished guests." " Hello." " Leaving us so soon, Mr Solo?" " He has a pressing engagement." " Yeah." "I'd like to get started, Goldfinger." " Boy!" " When you gotta go, you gotta go." "My plane will get you to New York on time with your excess luggage." "Allow me." "My chauffeur's an excellent driver." "You will be at the airport in a few minutes." "Goodbye, Mr Solo." "Some other time, perhaps?" "Happy landings, old boy." "I found him under the model." "Operation Grand Slam." "I did enjoy your briefing." "So did I." "He's on the move." "Slow down, don't crowd him." "Are you blind or something?" "You missed the turn!" "They've turned to the right just ahead here somewhere." "Where's this old pal of yours headed?" "Ten'll get you one, it's a drink or a dame." "Dead." " Mechanical failure, maybe?" " Unless he switched it off." "Why would he do that?" " Drive to the farm, it's all we can do." " Right." "Your share of Operation Grand Slam will make you a very rich woman, my dear." "Why else would I be in it, Mr Goldfinger?" "You'll retire to England, I suppose?" "No, I've spotted a little island in the Bahamas." "I'll hang up a sign, "no trespassing", and go back to nature." " Yes, Kisch?" " Two men in a car with binoculars." "Touts looking for racing tips." "There's another possibility, however." "Kisch, ask Mr Bond to join us." "We were right to spare Mr Bond's life in Switzerland, if those gentlemen are his friends." "Let's convince them he needs no assistance." "For their benefit, Pussy, let's make him as happy as possible." "I suggest you change into something more suitable." "Certainly." "Business before pleasure." "He wants you." "Mr Bond." "Sit down, please." "Mint julep?" " Traditional, but satisfying." " Yes, thanks." "Sour mash, but not too sweet, please." "You disappoint me, Goldfinger." "You know Operation Grand Slam simply won't work." "And incidentally Delta 9 nerve gas is fatal." "You are unusually well informed, Mr Bond." "You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly." "Ha!" "American motorists kill that many every two years." "Yes, well..." "I've worked out a few statistics of my own." "$1 5 billion in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons." "60 men would take 1 2 days to load it onto 200 trucks." "At the most, you'll have two hours before the army, navy, air force, marines move in and make you put it back." "Who mentioned anything about removing it?" "Is the julep tart enough for you?" "You plan to break into the world's largest bank but not to steal anything." "Why?" "Go on, Mr Bond." "Mr Ling, the Red Chinese agent at the factory?" "He's a specialist in nuclear fission..." "But of course!" "His government's given you a bomb." "I prefer to call it an atomic device." "It's small but particularly dirty." " Cobalt and iodine?" " Precisely." "If you explode it in Fort Knox, the entire gold supply of the United States will be radioactive for 57 years." "58, to be exact." "I apologise, Goldfinger." "It's an inspired deal." "They get what they want - economic chaos in the West." "And the value of your gold increases many times." "I conservatively estimate... ten times." "Brilliant." "But the atomic device, as you call it, is already, obviously, in this country." "Obviously." "But bringing it to Fort Knox undetected could be risky." "Very risky." "On the contrary, Mr Bond." "The risk is all on your side." "If the authorities should attempt to locate it, who knows where it might be exploded?" "Perhaps the Polaris submarine pens at New London," "Cape Kennedy, near the White House." "But we are speculating idly." "Operation Grand Slam will be successful." "You will be there to see for yourself." "Too closely for comfort, I'm afraid." "Forgive me, Mr Bond, but I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr Solo." "As you said, he had a pressing engagement." "Very chic, Miss Galore." "Don't you agree?" "Please entertain Mr Bond for me, Pussy." "I'll join you both later." "How about it, handsome?" "Don't you think it's time we got to know each other socially?" "The new Miss Galore." "Where do you hide your gold knuckles in this outfit?" "I never carry weapons after business hours." "Yeah?" "So you're off duty?" "I'm completely defenceless." "So am I." "That's my James!" "Beautiful place Goldfinger has here." "Yes, I'm glad you're enjoying it." "Too bad it all has to end tomorrow morning." "He's quite mad, you know." "Well, now." "What do we have here?" "007 seems to have the situation well in hand." "Come on, I'm bushed." "Let's get back to the motel." " You're quite a girl, Pussy." " I'm strictly the outdoor type." "I'd like to think you're not in all of this... caper." "Skip it." "I'm not interested." "Let's go." "What would it take for you to see things my way?" "A lot more than you've got." " How do you know?" " I don't want to know." "Isn't it customary to grant a condemned man his last request?" "You've asked for this." "Get up!" "Certainly." "There." "Now let's both play." "Pussy Galore to Champagne leader." "Commence Rockabye Baby." "Good luck!" "Speed: 220." "Wind check: westerly." "Champagne leader to Champagne section." "Commence dive... now." "Ready for Rockabye Baby." "Commence spray on countdown." "Five, four, three, two, zero." "Champagne leader to Grand Slam task force leader." "The baby is asleep." "I repeat, the baby is asleep." "We're going home now." "Out." "Good morning, Mr Bond." "For once, you are exactly where I want you." " The bomb's here." " Let's get moving, Brigadier." " Right, Jack, move in." " Move in, commando tactics." "Minimum offensive fire until I signal bomb has been neutralised." "Minimum offensive fire until I signal bomb has been neutralised." "Bomb disposal unit to accompany DOG." "Goodbye, Mr Bond." "Mr Ling, it is merely timing..." "He's one of them, so is the girl." "I'll get her, you get the door open." "We're trapped!" "The bomb..." "I'll take the fuse out." "Don't be a fool!" "You can be a hero, I'm not!" "No, no!" "Keep going!" "Hurry up!" "What kept you?" "You OK, James?" "Where's your butler friend?" "He blew a fuse." "Three more ticks and Mr Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot." " Did you get him?" " Not yet, but he won't get far." " And Pussy?" " She helped to switch the canisters." "By the way, what made her call Washington?" "I must have appealed to her maternal instincts." "Come on, James." "Get aboard." "You can't keep the President waiting." "Special plane, lunch at the White House." "How come?" "The President wants to thank you personally." " It was nothing, really." " I know that, but he doesn't." "I suppose I'll be able to get a drink here." "I told the stewardess liquor for three." " Who are the other two?" " There are no other two." " Goodbye, Felix." " So long." "Good luck." " Thank you, Brigadier." " Good luck." "I'm glad to have you aboard, Mr Bond." "Well, congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger." " Are you going to the White House, too?" " In two hours I shall be in Cuba." "You have interfered with my plans for the last time, Mr Bond." "It's very dangerous to fire guns in planes." "I even had to warn Pussy about it." " By the way, where is she?" " I will deal with her later." "She is where she ought to be..." "at the controls." "Pussy!" " What happened?" "Where's Goldfinger?" " Playing his golden harp." "It's no good." "Oh, no, you don't!" "This is no time to be rescued."
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"(keypad beeping)" "♪" "(doorbell rings)" "Hey, are you gonna get that or... (TV playing quietly)" "Hey, Sherlock's asleep." "I wasn't sure if I should get the door." "I'm Gwen-- you're the companion, right?" "Yes." "(doorbell rings)" "Guess I should go get dressed." "(laughs)" "(doorbell rings)" "(doorbell rings)" "WOMAN:" "Sorry, I wasn't sure if you wanted me to get..." "Oh, you're not Sherlock." "You're the companion, right?" "Yes." "I'm Olivia." "It's nice to meet you." "I think I just met your sister." "Did she mention what time our car service is getting here?" "(doorbell rings) No." "You should get the door." "There's crepes downstairs if you want." "Good morning." "Well, if you must know, Watson, the Lynch sisters and I enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship." ""If I must know?" I didn't ask." "I need to study the difference between two specimens born into the world with exactly the same genetic material." "In the Lynches case, there are seven major ones." "And they get..." "I... didn't... ask." "(doorbell rings)" "If that's for me, I'm not here." "I'm going back to bed, after I see the Lynches off." "Good morning." "Does, um, Sherlock Holmes live here?" "I was referred here by an old colleague of his in London." "He said I might have to try more than once." "Good advice." "Would you please tell him that I need to speak with him?" "Why don't you tell him yourself." "Casterly Rock Security." "The world's foremost maker of bank vaults." "And you, Mr. Erlich, are the president and head engineer." "I am familiar with your work." "Crepe?" "Bye, Sherlock." "If you know our work, you know that we introduced a new flagship product in 2009." "The Leviathan." "Yes." "The safe that you marketed as impregnable." "Did you people learn nothing from the Titanic?" "Bye, Sherlock." "Your company introduced a supposedly unbreakable safe in 2009, and then paid the price for your hubris when The Leviathan was plundered within the calendar year." "Thank you." "The four men who robbed that bank, they were brilliant." "A once-in-a-lifetime assembly of criminal talent." "Now, eventually all four were caught and convicted, but none of them talked." "We did what we could to improve the product, but the chance of another four criminals that bright collaborating again?" "And yet, here you sit." "The Svalbard Diamond Exchange was robbed last night." "They're missing $40 million in stones." "Stones protected by your vault." "The Leviathan has a seven-figure price tag." "If somebody finds out that another one's been compromised and we don't know how, we're done." "Well, the police must be looking into who robbed your vault." "I take it the "how" is where I come in?" "I think that there must have been a fifth conspirator." "Someone the other thieves never told us about." "Poppycock." "The height of intellectual vanity." "If one group of people can figure out to get past your vault, so can a second..." "No, you don't understand." "We have six layers of bleeding-edge security, redundancy at every step." "And if a second group can, so can a third." "If you want to know the answer, just take me to the diamond exchange." "We'll talk fee on the way, although I'm not sure I have a rate for a job that's only gonna take an hour or two." "HOLMES:" "The security upstairs is rather rudimentary." "I take it anything of value is stowed in the vault, after hours." "Mr. Erlich." "The police said that your consultant can't see the vault till they're done." "I'm also a consultant with the NYPD, Mister...?" "Batonvert, David Batonvert." "I'm the floor manager here." "I can assure you I know how to conduct myself at a crime scene, Mr. Batonvert." "Your name means "green stick" in French." "Uh, yeah?" "So, you have a motion sensor embedded in the ceiling, a light sensor on the wall." "Cardboard box can take care of the motion sensor." "The light detector they would mask with simple black tape." "They made short work of that lock." "Body heat sensor in the ceiling could be coated with hair spray, buy a little time, which brings us to... the door itself, yes." "She is beautiful, hmm." "This lock is not pickable." "That key is, what, a foot long?" "The tumblers are weighted so they cannot be manipulated with a pick." "You could, of course, put a tiny camera on this fire extinguisher." "If you knew an excellent locksmith, you could provide an image of the key, have it duplicated." "Clever, but we already knew that." "Ten-digit access code?" "Yes, it's provided by a random number generator that's hardwired into the system." "The code changes every two minutes." "Who has the code?" "It appears on a key fob that the owner carries." "If you want to get in there, he's got to read it to you." "He's in Gstaad right now." "He's had the fob on him the whole time." "You could attack the random number generator, make it spit out a pattern, so you could predict the code." "The number generator is working perfectly." "I'm gonna need a little time with this." "(keypad beeping)" "What are you doing down here?" "Stress testing the keypad." "You think there'd be some tell in the keys themselves." "No, I mean, what are you still doing down here?" "You said you were gonna be gone two hours." "It's been all day." "Has it?" "How stubborn are you gonna be about this?" "Uh, excuse me?" "We're closing now." "Green Stick, do you want your diamonds back or not?" "(gasps)" "Oh, she thinks she's a clever one, doesn't she?" "Who's she?" "Her." "What time is it?" "She generates an ocean of pure randomness, and she wants you to just lose hope and drown in all those numbers, but I can see the horizon line." "I can tread water." "Stop." "It is 2:00 in the morning." "You've been down here for almost, what, 17 hours?" "So?" "So." "I'm supposed to meet my mother for brunch in the morning." "Not spending the night in a bank vault." "So, go then." "I'm not gonna leave you down here like this either." "In A.A., they'd say you're on a dry drunk." "You're indulging in all the obsessions of addiction without actually using drugs, so are you gonna admit that you can't think your way past that vault door or am I gonna have to smash the fire alarm and get us both dragged out of here?" "You're absolutely right, Watson." "I can sometimes disappear into the rabbit hole of my psyche." "Okay, good, then you're ready to go." "Would you mind terribly if I just tried one more idea before we leave?" "(groans)" "It'll only take a minute." "Fine." "(glass shatters)" "What are you doing?" "!" "Oh, my God, put that down!" "Put that down!" "Before you say anything," "I would like to remind you that I'm holding an ax." "♪ Elementary 1x10 ♪ The Leviathan Original Air Date on December 13, 2012" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "Did you give the people at Casterly Rock my cell phone number as your contact info?" "Well, I didn't want them to call me." "Yeah, well, they're wondering who took an ax to their vault." "Apparently the repair bill's gonna be huge." "Cost of doing business." "They'll get over it when I figure this out." "We need to figure out who broke into the safe;" "that's the way that we'll learn how it happened." "It wasn't an inside job." "Everyone at Casterly Rock who knew how to get into that thing has given an alibi." "And I can't see how the original thieves would've needed a fifth conspirator." "The four of them had all the tools they needed between them." "No, obvious what happened." "One of the original team sold the recipe for breaching The Leviathan to an outside party." "That's obvious?" "When you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth." "And what's impossible here is that you couldn't break into the safe, but someone else could." "In other worlds, you are the smartest man in the world." "Waiting for you to chime in and say that's ridiculous." "You'd think it would be easy to get one of the four original team to admit that they sold the secret on." "But Carter Averill, the man who organized the heist died in prison last year, and the other three have yet to respond to my request for a visit." "(phone ringing)" "You should answer that." "Tell them it was a necessary part of my process." "What are my keys doing here?" "They weigh the right amount." "And enjoy brunch with your mother." "I hadn't realized you were still so eager to impress her." "You're dressed like you're going to a job interview, not brunch with a loved one." "(speaking Mandarin)" "Okay, I was still reading that." "I told them to bring us whatever's freshest." "So, I'm in the cab on the way over, and guess who I hear from." "(phone ringing)" "Do you have to take that?" "No." "Go on." "Your brother called." "He called me; do you know how rare that is?" "I haven't spoken to Oren in, what, two months?" "He's coming to the city." "And he's bringing Gabrielle." "Wow." "He tried to cut his trip short in order to come back for dinner with us tomorrow night, but it didn't work out." "Wait, tomorrow night?" "Mm-hmm." "Mom, you know about my job, right?" "I mean, I can't just leave my client alone." "This is your brother, Joan." "Can't your client just get a different babysitter for tomorrow night?" ""Babysitter." Okay, here we go." "(phone ringing)" "I didn't mean it that way." "You know, I'm just gonna get that, because it's just gonna..." "Mm." "Hey, everything okay?" "HOLMES:" "Excellent, actually." "Don't come back to the brownstone." "Meet me at Sing Sing Prison at 2:30." "Why do you want me to meet you at Sing Sing?" "Charles Briggs, the lock-pick from the original team of thieves-- he's agreed to sit down with us." "Okay." "Okay, I'll see you there." "Sing Sing, the prison?" "(door buzzes) BRIGGS:" "You said you want to know how we got into Leviathan." "And you think for some reason, even though I kept my mouth shut during the trial," "I'm going to tell you." "You did agree to see me, which implies you have a price." "You're one of the best lock-pickers in the world, and I collect expertise, Mr. Briggs, people to help me with my consultancy work on an as-needed basis." "I think I could find a use for a mind as lively as yours." "You want me to work for the cops?" "I want to offer you a chance to use your brain." "I suspect it'll be the only such offer you get for the rest of your natural life." "How did you get past The Leviathan door, and who did you sell your secret to?" "I don't know exactly how we got in." "We were specialized." "I was responsible for getting past the outer door." "Averill figured out the code, but never told the rest of us how he did it." "After he got sick, he told me someone got in touch with him." "Averill said this guy wanted to know how he did it, and he was willing to pay." "If you're saying that somebody else broke into one of those vaults, my guess is Carter saw an opportunity to get a little money for his family before he died, told the guy his secret." "Who was it?" "I only know an alias." "Even if you never find this guy, which you won't is that enough to land me this gig?" "The guy who Averill said got in touch with him, everyone just calls him..." "Le Chevalier." "WATSON:" "So let me get this straight." "This Le Chevalier guy, he's a thief who's allegedly stolen an original copy of Shakespeare's first folio, a collection of ancient Greek coins..." "And Van Gogh's Pietà, among things." "And no one can give us a description of him?" "No one knows if he's European, American, a leprechaun." "You're making a point of some kind." "Sounds like a fairy tale." "Well, some people think so." "But all five robberies attributed to Le Chevalier remain unsolved." "And you asked Charles Briggs for the name of the man who bought the secret, and he gives you a legend, a man who might not even exist." "You know, this is a snipe hunt." "Briggs said it himself." "No one's ever even come close to finding him." "You're forgetting one thing, Watson." "I've never gone looking for him." "WATSON:" "This painting was stolen the same night that the Aster Museum finally unveiled it to the public." "Now, most people think it was Le Chevalier." "If he's real, this guy's got style." "This man is real." "There is a singular sensibility at work here." "You can't just... sell these things on the black market." "They're too unique for that." "Hmm." "Who's that?" "HOLMES:" "That is Peter Kent." "He is head of the Kent Philanthropic Trust and leader of the fundraising drive that led to the acquisition of The Pietà." "Look at his cufflinks." "They're fashioned from silver tetradrachms." "They're Greek coins." "Now..." "look at the coins" "Le Chevalier stole." "WATSON:" "They're the same." "HOLMES:" "That's Le Chevalier." "Le Chevalier may be the stuff of legend, but Peter Kent is listed in the phone book." "WOMAN:" "I'm sorry." "I'm a little confused." "You're here to speak with Peter Kent?" "Yeah, tell him it's about Greek tetradrachms." "He'll know what I mean." "Is that a real Hopper?" "Yeah, they're all original." "You could buy an island with the art on these walls." "Except that." "That's a lithograph, worth maybe $40." "He wouldn't be so brazen." "What are you doing?" "!" "I give you Van Gogh's Pietà." "We found Le Chevalier." "What in God's name are you doing?" "You're not Peter Kent." "No, he's my father." "He's also a thief, as you can see." "He stole The Pietà, and two nights ago, he robbed the Svalbard Diamond Exchange." "Two nights ago?" "I know this may come as a bit of a shock, but I assure you, that painting is genuine." "I don't know anything about that, but I'm positive my father didn't steal anything two nights ago." "My father had a stroke two years ago." "He hasn't spoken or stood in more than 18 months." "You were right." "Charles Briggs sent us on a snipe hunt." "I'll tell you what." "I won't be using Charles Briggs as a consultant anytime soon." "I can't believe I got on the subway with a Chopard watch." "There are 200 carats of diamonds on that thing." "I don't even want to know how much it costs." "The watch is $25 million." "The Pietà almost twice that, if recent auctions are anything to go by." "Got away with it, didn't we?" "Neither one of us wanted to put a stroke victim in jail, and Peter Kent's son doesn't really want the world to know what his father did for a hobby." "Yeah, it's the best solution for all parties." "I'd like to hear you explain that in court." ""Your Honor, it's true." "We abetted in grand larceny."" "Court, yes." "Well done, Watson." "What?" "There was a trial." "When the first heist team was arrested, three of them took plea bargains." "But Carter Averill, the organizer, he tried his luck at trial." "All the details of the original crime, they were aired in court, and no one knew exactly how the foursome got into The Leviathan, but it's worth going over the transcripts." "There would have been expert witnesses, summaries of fact, someone could have pieced together the solution." "What?" "Why are you looking at me like that?" "Because I think the only reason you're clinging to this copycat theory is because you couldn't figure it out." "I'm playing the probabilities." "That's what I always do." "So, some priceless artifacts just came into your possession, and the fewer questions I have about said artifacts the better." "Correct." "And this just happened to be on the day that you were looking into Le Chevalier, and this happens to be the stuff that he stole." "And the culture will be grateful for their return." "Mm-hmm." "Y-You're not leaving that?" "Oh. (chuckles)" "No, this is just something I picked up for my place." "WATSON:" "I'm not okay with this." "You don't like where it's hanging?" "You stole a $50 million painting." "I did not steal it;" "I'm just delaying its return." "If I'm going to spend the evening reading court transcripts, I might as well do it in the company of a masterpiece." "It really ties the room together." "Well, you're gonna take that back to the Aster Museum" "(phone ringing) first thing in the morning." "What's my phone doing up here?" "(ringing continues)" "Hey, Oren." "Joan." "I'm so excited to see you." "I miss you, sis." "I miss you, too, but didn't Mom tell you I'm on a job?" "She did, but I just got your text." "It said you're coming." "From me?" "Yeah, you're coming to dinner." "You're bringing your client." "My client?" "No, I... well..." "Oh, come on, Joan." "Tell me you'll be there." "Uh, I..." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, I'll be there." "We'll talk tomorrow, okay?" "Okay." "Love you." "Bye." "I put a lock code on here to prevent you from sending out texts." "I was hired to breach The Leviathan." "Do you think I wouldn't be able to get into your phone?" "Yeah, well, you're not gonna meet my family." "Aren't I?" "I don't know." "I'm not sure I can be without your company for two hours tomorrow night." "Feeling a little relapse-y." "(gasps) You're only using that word because you know that I can't leave you alone if you say "relapse."" "You just want to meet my family so you can put them under a microscope." "Nonsense." "You search your conscience, Watson." "If you're really comfortable going out for dinner while I dream of chasing the dragon, then so be it." "I have a transcript to read." "HOLMES:" "Good morning." "Coffee, yogurt, assorted fruits." "Thanks." "Seven minutes for you to eat and drink, 23 minutes for you to shower and get dressed, should get us to the property clerk's office just as it opens." "Why are we going to the property clerk's office?" "That's where they keep Exhibit C." "Exhibit C from Carter Averill's trial." "I want to have a look at it." "The jury looked at it three separate times while they were deliberating." "Well, isn't that what the jury's supposed to do, look at the exhibits?" "This is a scrap of paper from the trash bag that the thieves' landlord gave to the police." "It's a simple, handwritten note, a scrawled coffee order with the names of the criminals written next to the drinks that they wanted." "Apparently, they made a Starbucks run while they were planning the heist." "So?" "Thieves drink coffee, too." "Not my point." "The prosecution used it to prove that the four men were working together." "After that's done, it's hardly a trove of information, is it?" "Why would the jury need to look at a coffee order three times?" "(sighs)" "WATSON:" "That looks like a coffee order." "Three of them ordered soy." "I'm surprised they were so health-conscious." "That looks like something your printer spits out when it's trying to test to see if it works." "It looks like sheer nonsense." "That's what it is supposed to look like." "It's a programming language called "Malbolge."" "It was designed to be impenetrable." "The language's creator named it after the eighth circle of hell in Dante's Inferno." "Now, there are few people in the world who can even recognize Malbolge as anything other than gibberish." "Fewer still who can write software using it." "I learned about the language from a consultant I used in London." "She should be able to get us a translation soon." "The important thing is it's a message." "It was hidden in plain sight throughout the trial." "Do you think someone from the jury recognized it?" "Why else would they ask to see a coffee order again and again, hmm?" "Here you are." "Justin Guthrie." "Unemployed at the time of the trial, but listed his previous occupation as "software engineer."" "Shall we see if he's familiar with Malbolge?" "So what do we do if this guy Guthrie says he doesn't know what you're talking about?" "We can start by seeing if he's got any diamonds lying around." "(phone chimes)" "That's it." "They attacked the random number generator." "That does not say," ""they attacked the random number generator."" "It's an algorithm, Watson." "This is a translation of the coded Malbolge, sent by my contact in London." "This is how the first team of thieves got into The Leviathan." "The vault's software is designed to spit out ten random digits every two minutes." "This makes it impossible to predict the access code at any given moment." "The genius of the original plan is this algorithm." "They hacked the software, fed the equation into it." "It spits out escalating multiples of the number pi every two minutes." "Pi is infinite, so if you take a ten-digit sample, the numbers still appear random." "But if you know the algorithm, you can predict the code." "Yes." "Even after you leave, it still looks like the software is functioning perfectly, hmm?" "Justin Guthrie must have translated the Malbolge, realized that he had the key for cracking The Leviathan." "Well, any Leviathan." "So, a guy on the jury planned a $40-million heist?" "Well, he had help, obviously." "But that's exactly what he did." "When you've eliminated the impossible," "Watson, whatever remains..." "Yeah, you said that already." "Officer, we need to get into the building." "Sorry, pal, no can do." "This is an active investigation." "Yes." "I'm a consultant with the NYPD, and I need to speak to one of the tenants." "His name is Justin Guthrie." "You said Guthrie?" "Yes." "Shall I spell it for you?" "G..." "No, but considering he's the one we're here for, you might want to talk to one of the detectives." "Mr. Guthrie jumped out the window of his apartment a little while ago." "(garbled radio transmission)" "(light melody playing)" "So the precinct detective says this is a suicide, but you think that he stole $40 million in diamonds and then got killed behind it?" "So what's the story?" "(music stops)" "Obviously, a violent altercation took place." "Blood evidence." "Myself and Miss Watson found it and examined it closely." "Spatter pattern indicates it's a high forced event." "He's saying the blood came from someone who was hit in the nose." "Okay." "It's worth looking into." "I still don't see the connection to that robbery." "I was just thinking about that when you arrived." "The answer, of course, lies in those vases." "These two has three layers of decorative rock, each one a different color." "This one has two layers, but the mineral residue on the glass indicates that it was full till very recently." "Many of the stones stolen from the Svalbard Exchange were uncut diamonds." "They happen to look exactly like decorative rocks." "Now, if you'd just stolen some, this vase would be an ideal hiding place." "I'm guessing that whichever co-conspirator just relieved Mr. Guthrie of his share of the diamonds thought the same thing." "He was, however, in a hurry." "He might have missed one." "You're telling us that's a...?" "Uncut diamond." "Let's get some more detectives down here." "I want to start a full-scale canvass." "Looks like we have a murder on our hands." "Look, it's almost 6:00." "We have to start getting ready." "Oh, right." "Dinner with your family." "Well, as you said, this is now a murder investigation." "You'll understand if I can't make it." "Absolutely." "HOLMES:" "And I would never have been able to prove that you were a murderer." "(laughter)" "Joan, you're here." "Excellent." "I was just telling your family about my work." "Hi there." "This lovely young lady is Gabrielle." "She's your brother's girlfriend;" "soon, I expect, fiancée." "It's so nice to finally meet you." "It's so nice to meet you." "Oren talks about you all the time." "(chuckles)" "(quietly):" "What happened to," ""this is a murder investigation"?" "In a bit of a lull right now, actually." "We're awaiting the results of the DNA tests on the blood." "And I saw a chance to spend some time with your family, and I took it." "Joan, is it true you helped prove the CIO of Canon Ebersole had a secretary who killed five people?" "Uh, not really." "I just helped out a little." "She was instrumental in solving that case." "She also went to the trouble of saving my life." "Quite a promising detective in her own right." "I'm not a detective." "I just, I'm along for the ride for a while." "You're being modest." "That's not the only case she's helped me solve." "Hard to picture what she does, isn't it?" ""Sober companion."" "When I first heard that term," "I couldn't imagine what it entailed, and I'm an addict." "(laughter)" "She practices quite a unique specialty, your daughter." "She rebuilds lives from the ground up." "You can measure her success in careers restored." "In my case, criminals caught and in lives saved." "Interesting." "Never thought of it like that." "Of course you haven't." "You've raised a modest daughter." "She would never say such a thing." "Shall we order?" "I hear the rabbit is a-ma-zing." "I know you're gonna blow this off, but I'm gonna say it anyway: thank you." "I've never been able to make my family understand what I do." "Yes, well, I meant very little of what I said." "There's the blowing-off part." "I know my audience." "I simply told them what they wanted to hear." "They're nice people, your family, but they are, at their core, conventional." "You make an effort to appear conventional, but I know, Watson, you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the humdrum routine of ordinary life." "Your family will never understand this, so I gave them some words that they would understand." "What?" "I'm just curious as to who Justin Guthrie might have collaborated with to rob the diamond exchange." "I've been sifting through his phone in my downtime." "That's the dead guy's phone?" "Isn't that evidence?" "Yeah, well, I will give it back when I'm finished." "He stored three phone numbers in his notes section." "Each one has just a first name next to it:" "Jeremy, Amelie, Alex." "These are the names of three people with whom he served on the jury." "So they kept in touch." "Have you served jury service?" "Did you have any desire to see those people again when it was over?" "(opera music playing loudly)" "It's 3:00 in the morning!" "(volume decreases)" "It's nearly finished." "Don't turn it down." "I'm basking." "(volume increases)" "Can't you bask in the morning?" "(music stops)" "It's this case, Watson." "It renews one's faith in the profession." "It's a life of boundless surprises, detective work." "Do I have to find you a drug test?" "These are the four men who broke into The Leviathan in 2010." "Now, we've already met Charles Briggs, lock-pick and locksmith extraordinaire." "This is Vance Paulson." "He was the inside man." "The late Carter Averill, organizer of the crime, genius." "He mastered everything from computer coding to surveillance software." "And, finally, David Retts, PhD in electrical engineering." "Nothing about this is making me want to bask." "I haven't got to the good bit yet." "We already know that Justin Guthrie's programming skills allowed him to perform much the same function as Carter Averill." "Now let's meet some of his fellow jurors." "Alex Wilson worked as an electrical engineer until his employer forced early retirement on him." "Jeremy Lopez, son of a locksmith." "Paid his way through school by plying his father's trade." "So you're saying that Justin Guthrie committed this robbery with other members of the jury?" "Probably started as a joke." "Jurors spend a lot of time together." "Lots of idle chitchat, hmm?" "They noted that between them, they had the same skill set as the thieves they were trying." "Once Justin Guthrie spotted the coded programming language, things turned serious." "They realized they'd been handed the recipe for making millions of dollars." "So, who was the inside man?" "This is Amelie Widomski, a homemaker from Roosevelt Island." "I couldn't make any sense of it until I noticed that she'd written her maiden name on some paperwork." "Amelie Widomski was born "Amelie Batonvert."" "Green Stick." "The manager of the Svalbard Diamond Exchange is her brother." "Whether he was in on it or whether she just used the family connection to gain access during working hours, these are the four people who robbed the Svalbard Diamond Exchange two days ago." "And one of them is killing the others to keep the proceeds." "GREGSON:" "Okay, ten jurors, two alternates." "The only surviving juror we couldn't find is Alex Wilson." "That's the engineer." "You think he has something to do with this, right?" "So, assuming you're right about what happened, he's probably in the wind." "Seems like he could be our guy." "Maybe, but I believe our killer is standing in that room." "That man is named Jeremy Lopez." "Even from here, you can see his face is injured." "You think Justin Guthrie did that to him?" "Should be easy enough to find out." "(door opens)" "Ladies and gentlemen, um, so I'd like to start by thanking you all for fulfilling your civic duty." "The justice system called, 12 of you answered." "Yes." "Unfortunately, it seems that four of your number have become criminals themselves, and one of those four is now a murderer." "Shocking, I know." "But we have obtained a sample of the murderer's blood." "Now it's a simple case of comparing your DNA to that sample, and we'll have our killer." "Okay, you can start." "HOLMES:" "Please, bear in mind, we cannot force you to give samples." "But you've already demonstrated your civic-mindedness by serving as jurors, and I'm sure that the innocent amongst you will relish the chance to help catch a murderer." "If, however, you recently did murder Justin Guthrie, you certainly should not offer a sample." "Uh, that would be folly." "Everything all right, Mr. Lopez?" "Fine, fine." "All right, everyone, you can go now." "Thank you very much for your time." "We'll, uh, keep some people on Lopez and Amelie Widomski, make sure they don't try to flee." "Maybe he gave us that sample because he knew if he didn't, we'd know it was him." "(scoffs)" "I know." "He seemed pretty confident." "Why would a killer just hand off his DNA like that?" "I don't believe he would." "BELL:" "Captain." "We just heard from an officer in Irvington, New Jersey." "Guy saw our BOLO on Alex Wilson." "This cop swears he saw Wilson couple days ago." "Gave us an address." "We need to find him." "I may have been wrong about Jeremy Lopez, and I doubt Amelie Widomski could throw a man out of a window, so if Lopez is not our man, then Alex Wilson must be." "(knocks)" "NYPD!" "Open up!" "(knocks)" "Let's go." "Open up or we're coming in." "(flies buzzing)" "Detective, uh, I'm concerned there's no need to look for Mr. Wilson inside." "Not with this many coffin flies around." "Coffin flies?" "Small, humpbacked members of the Phoridae family." "They feed on decaying corpses." "They're congregating on this cardboard." "(flies buzzing)" "Looks like he's been dead at least two days." "He didn't kill Justin Guthrie yesterday." "Oh, good, you're back." "We just got the preliminary DNA results back from Justin Guthrie's apartment." "It doesn't match Jeremy Lopez, it doesn't match Alex Wilson." "It belongs to an Army chaplain by the name of Audrey Higuerra." "What's her connection to the jury?" "As far as we know, she doesn't have one." "HOLMES:" "Seems rather noble, this Audrey Higuerra, doesn't she?" "Very noble indeed." "I don't like her." "Is that because she's a chaplain or because she has a "Habitat For Humanity" sticker in her window?" "I don't like her because she doesn't fit." "It was a beautiful theory, not a hair out of place." "The first robbery, the team of jurors-turned-criminals who turned on each other like a pack of rabid dogs." "But this Audrey Higuerra-- she doesn't have any connection to these people." "She doesn't fit anywhere." "Well, we found her blood in Justin Guthrie's apartment." "And someone once said once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is the truth." "Sounds like a windbag." "I don't see anything here that supports the idea that she was a murderer." "HOLMES:" "Quite the opposite." "If I could attribute three miracles to her, I would nominate her for sainthood." "Yeah, looks like she's got the caring for the sick part down." "She nursed her sister through cancer." "So, not only is Audrey Higuerra not to be found in her own home, she's not even in the country." "We just found her calendar." "Turns out, she was deployed to Kabul a couple weeks ago." "That can't be." "We just found a fresh blood sample, hers, in Justin Guthrie's apartment yesterday." "We're waiting on the Army to confirm that she's posted overseas, but, I mean, look around." "Does it look like anyone's been here recently?" "Can I take back everything I said about eliminating the impossible?" "Why would you want to do that?" "Because Audrey Higuerra's sister died of leukemia." "And then once she was gone, Audrey did everything she could to help people with the same disease." "I used to see this at the hospital all the time." "They give them to bone marrow donors." "HOLMES:" "Do you still have a police detail following Jeremy Lopez?" "We called it off when the DNA results came back." "You need to find him, bring him in immediately." "I don't know why I'm back here." "I already gave you people my DNA." "Yeah, we had a little problem with that." "Something went wrong with one of the swabs." "If it's not too much trouble, we'd like to get a blood sample." "It's a cleaner read." "I've already been very helpful." "Generous, even." "But, honestly, I don't like needles." "I don't see why I should..." "HOLMES:" "There they are." "The evasions and rhetorical curlicues of a man with something to hide." "I don't have anything to hide." "You had leukemia; is that correct, Jeremy?" "Yeah." "Five years ago." "I'm better now." "Good." "And you're better because of a bone marrow transplant, right?" "Did you know that one of the side effects of a bone marrow transplant is that your body begins to manufacture cells that bear the DNA of your donor?" "Right." "And bone marrow manufactures blood." "So you know that every recipient of a transplant walks around with the DNA of their donor coursing through their veins." "But the DNA in your skin, your hair, your saliva, that's all your own." "The blood that we found at Justin Guthrie's apartment, it bears the DNA of Audrey Higuerra, but it came from your body." "You knew that you could give us a saliva sample, because the DNA wouldn't match the blood that we found at the crime scene." "I cannot believe that you are dragging my illness into this." "You stole $40 million, and then you murdered two people." "I'm leaving." "Don't call me." "Don't expect me to cooperate." "Oh, we don't need your cooperation." "What's that?" "Court order." "Compels you to give us a blood sample." "HOLMES:" "We neglected to mention that we had that when we first came in." "Yes." "Well, we just didn't want to deny ourselves the pleasure of watching you squirm." "You give us enough to arrest" "Amelie Widomski for her part in the robbery, and who knows?" "Maybe a parole board will see you before you're dead." "Such a shame." "Those bottles cost $500 apiece." "You'd think if they wanted to thank me with champagne, they'd go to the trouble of finding out if I drink first." "Have a glass if you like." "You figured out Audrey Higuerra was a bone marrow donor." "Pretty sure that's not a good idea." "Is the smell gonna bother you?" "I suppose being proven right is the best gift of all." "Hmm." "There was no genius who independently cracked The Leviathan." "It was a question of copying the original team." "Ah." "So that means you still might be the smartest person in the world." "I would never suggest that." "Really?" "I think that's the first time" "I've ever heard you say anything remotely modest." "It's not modesty." "There's just no reliable way to test the hypothesis." "(doorbell rings)" "Triplets?" "Mom?" "I know I'm not supposed to come see you while you're out on a job, but you did give me your card the other night." "I was hoping to talk to my daughter." "HOLMES:" "Mm, please, come in." "Thank you." "I'll leave you two to chat." "It's, uh... nice." "I've never seen anything like it, but it seems like, uh, it suits your client." "So, you just wanted to come over here to see where I'm staying?" "I know you think that I don't like your new career." "To put it mildly." "You're right, I don't like it." "But not for the reasons that you think." "I'm not happy that you're a sober companion because it never seems to make you happy." "How do you know what makes me happy?" "I know because you're my daughter." "(sighs)" "After you left medicine, after what happened with Liam," "I've always thought that this job was something that you picked out of..." "I don't know, out of a sense of duty." "When you came to dinner the other night, when the two of you talked about Sherlock's work," "I saw something in you." "There was a spark." "A sense of excitement." "I haven't seen that in you in a long time." "You like what he does." "Yes, okay, I enjoy it." "But I'm not a detective, Mom." "And I'm almost done working with Sherlock, and then it's on to another client." "Will the next client make you happy?" "People find their paths in the strangest of ways." "So sorry to interrupt." "I've just, I've seen the most incredible thing on the news." "I'm quite sure you'd want to see it." "REPORTER:" "The police are puzzled by the sudden and unexplained return of Vincent Van Gogh's masterpiece, Pietà." "It was delivered by courier to the head of the Aster Museum of Modern Art." "The NYPD is speculating that the thief must have been suffering from a guilty conscience, but the exact motive for the return remains a mystery." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="
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"Good morning, Fred." "Oh, talking to me would feel like betraying the others." "I can understand that." "So... just listen to me banging on for a moment." "Now, there are five of you, I think." "One of the others is this female." "You were created by David Elster." "He kept your existence a secret." "When he died, you ran and hid." "And then something happened that allowed me to find you." "You were split up." "Oi, oi, don't hurt yourself, Fred." "No, he's hiding his thoughts from us." "Fred, I don't want to cause pain to any of them." "I promise." "But I do need to find them." "We're absolutely sure there is nothing in the backpacks we found?" "No, sir." "Just, you know, survival gear." "Food and water." "Why would they need that?" "That doesn't count." "Wasn't race conditions, yeah?" "I need a peloton." "What's that, heart medication?" "Hey, hey, hey." "What happened?" "Mom's taking Anita back." " What?" "Why?" " You should ask her." " She can't do that!" " Hey, all right." "Tobe." "Tobe?" "Whoa!" "Are you okay?" "Are you hurt?" "I'm fine, Mom." "I'm fine." "You could have been killed, you stupid boy!" "You know how many kids die on the road every day?" "For Christ's sake, Toby, what were you doing?" "Could you use some extra help around the house?" "Introducing the world's first family android." "This mechanical maid is capable of serving more than just breakfast in bed." "What could you accomplish if you had someone, something like this?" "These machines will bring us closer together." "Fuse box." "We must keep looking for Mia." " And Fred, too." " Look, we have to lie low." "They almost had us at the scrapyard." "We get caught, it's over." "That doesn't mean we stop looking." "We set up online searches, calibrate them, and scan for any trace of Mia's root code." "For that to work, someone would have had to access files from her deep system and upload them." "Then I eagerly await your better ideas." " Why are you drinking?" " The pain." "...Melbridge Road is currently closed due to a police incident." " No word on when that..." " Melbridge Road?" "That's where Niska is." "You've seen this fella before?" "He's a regular punter, yeah?" "What?" "Yeah." "I suppose so." "He was a regular." "And you're absolutely sure a Synth did this?" "I've seen a million dollies." "And I know my mods, too." "Which one?" "This one." "That's her." "Why don't you share?" "Relax." "Sorry." "The services model will do everything." "Then she just ran out in front." "I'm sorry." "Here's my number." "Tobe." " You all right?" " Yeah." "Anita took the hit." "Do you need to go to a hospital?" "I don't appear to be seriously damaged, Sophie." "You know, Mom went mental." "Hey, deep breaths." "It's gonna be fine." "What were you gonna do anyway?" "Ride off into the sunset with her on your handlebars?" "You're a hero, Anita." " Seems okay." " I'm not capable of courage, Sophie." " A bit shaken up." " Therefore, I cannot be" " She's a hero, isn't she, Mats?" " Yeah, sure." " He says you lost it with him." " He could have died, Joe." "What the hell were you doing taking Anita back anyway?" "What was I-- what was he doing?" "Why didn't you stop him?" "Look, I've gotta get him home." "I'll take the bike." "Keys." "She doesn't share data with other Synths like she's supposed to." "Ask Mattie." "And she says-- she says things-- she said something about Sophie." " It scared me." " We'll talk later, all right?" "All right, everyone." "Come on, in you go." "Anita, you're up front." "Some cardiorespiratory exercise this morning would greatly benefit your health, Dr. Millican." "I suggest swimming." "The municipal pool is a 16-minute drive away." "You know, talking of my health, I had an idea." "My knee is not great." "I got rooms here going to waste." "Why don't we bring my bed down here?" "All the junk can go." "The bed would be against the wall." "What do you say?" "I will consult with your GP, but it seems to be a sensible idea." "The only problem might be the window." "I think it's painted shut." "Odi." "Odi?" "Can you hear me?" "George, you found me." "Odi." "Seat belt." "Dr. Millican, this is highly unsafe." "Step on it." "Is she going to be all right?" "She hasn't said much." "I'm simply conserving power, Toby." "It's standard procedure after an accident." "Yeah, but are you gonna be all right?" "No major faults are detected." "There is some damage to my exterior." "Okay, so what do we do?" "It's likely I'll be able to repair any external damage myself using the promotional MagiSkin resin and graft pack you received when you purchased me." "However, for insurance purposes, you should carry out a full inspection of my epidermis." "For legal reasons, a synthetic appliance cannot self-examine." "Damage must be reported directly to the insurance company by the primary user." "Okay." "So where do we start?" "My clothes must be removed." "Yeah, I was afraid you were gonna say that." "Nope, too weird." "Can't do it." "Shall I remove my own clothing, Joe?" "Yeah." "Right, I'm, um" "I'll start around the back." "Ouch." "That's nasty." "I don't feel pain, Joe." "Sensors relay information about external damage and sensation, but it is not comparable to human pain." "Um, you've got a-- you have a split, um, here." "Left hip around the back." "That confirms my self-diagnostic." "Thank you, Joe." "It's not real." "It's not real." "I'm not real." "I'll repair the damage now." "Mind your backs." " Clear the tarts off the street, maybe." " Yes, sir." " Gray hair." " Good spot." " Chief." " Sir." "To what do we owe the honor?" "So, looks like your unit finally has a real case." "First impressions?" "The Madam admits she bought the Synth a few weeks ago from some junkers." "No names." "Thinks they were Russian." "No problems with it before now." "Looks like it crushed the punter's throat, held a knife to the madam." "She said it was acting angry just like a human." "It cut the antitheft chip out of its neck, said something about how we treat them, then left." "Could a mod explain that?" "Not one we've ever seen before." "The Asimov Blocks would have to be bypassed for it to kill." "This has been coming." "We all know that." "This man died in an accident involving an illegally modded Synth." "Sex game gone wrong." "Understand?" "Sir, this is a murder." "No, it isn't." "It can't be." "So you find the dolly and you do so with a discretion appropriate for such a tragic accident." "Where's this coming from?" "There's a chap here, an expert on synthetics." "All I know is he's got top-level government clearance." "We've gotta cooperate with him fully." "Drummond." "Best to let him go when he's this wound up, sir." "He'll stop when he bumps into something." "Let me guess, you're from the manufacturer." "Can't have it getting out that your product's killed someone, huh?" "I'm not from the manufacturers, DS Drummond." "I'm just trying to help." "People have a right to know if their dollies are going to start strangling them." "It's an isolated case." "We don't want the tabloids to start screaming "killer Synth."" "It'll cause chaos, panic." "People are dependent on their Synths." "You know that." "I'm as keen to find this device as you are." "We'll have to have a peek around inside, once you're finished, of course." "Drummond!" "It's a bloody cover-up!" "I don't like it either, but he's the kind of bloke who could have your job." " Well, he's welcome to it." " Nick Harston, "The Post."" " Can I get a quick statement?" " Piss off." "Is that quick enough?" "I have a source who says he heard what seemed like one of the Synth sex workers attacking a customer." " That's it." "Come on." " Are you confirming that a crime has taken place?" "No, there's been an accident." "I saw the forensics leaving." "What are you trying to hide?" "Just go!" "Where were you?" "First aid him now." "You go home." "You're suspended from duty, active immediately." " Sir, he" " Don't bother, K." "You work this alone." "You find the Synth quietly and you contain it." "Can I rely on you, Detective Inspector?" "What happened in there?" "Someone's dead, aren't they?" "Someone's dead, aren't they?" "Has Niska hurt someone?" "I think so, yeah." "She's not here." "She'll have gone to the emergency rendezvous." "Let's go." "Sir, I've got a lead." "His name is Capek." "He's a modder." "Works here on the Synths." "He might know something useful." "If you were worried about it, why didn't you talk to me?" "Because you'd say I was imagining it." "Overreacting because I didn't want it here anyway." "Anita, could you come in here, please?" "Anita, did you take Sophie out of her bed the other night?" " Outside?" " No, Joe." " I told you, I asked her al" " Can you lie?" "No, Joe." "Synthetic appliances cannot lie to humans unless the following extraordinary criteria are met." " Oh, God." " One, human life and/or well-being are in grave and immediate danger and a deception or misrepresentation made by the appliance" " is likely to reduce the chance of harm..." " Yeah, well, that's fine." "What about what you said to me this morning?" "You'll always look after Sophie." "What did you mean?" " I didn't say that, Laura." " Are you saying I'm lying?" "Of course not, Laura." "It seems you are referring to our conversation during which I said, "I will always keep Sophie safe."" "It was the way she said it." "Like she would and I wouldn't." "I'm sure she-- I'm sure she did." "May I return to the children now?" "We were in the middle of a game and it's likely they're impatient for my return." "Yeah, yeah." "What?" "It saved our son's life today." "Which European country has reclaimed nearly a fifth of its land from the sea?" " The Netherlands." " You have to give us a chance." "I can delay my response time by a further second if you'd like." "Try a further minute." "Maybe that way, you give Tobe a chance." " Hey!" " Ow!" "Don't blame your stupidity on a penguin." "That's so not fair." "But it's probably as stupid." "I'm-- leave me alone." "Sorry I shouted at you earlier." "You understand why I did?" " So, can I play?" " There's only three controllers, so..." "Here, Laura, take my place." "No!" "That's okay." "You crack on." "You took someone's life." "You talk about life like it can't be manufactured." "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have any idea of the danger you've put us in?" " All of us?" " We've been in danger all our lives." "No, let's go." "We'll figure this out, but we have to keep moving." "I only came to say good-bye." "Niska, we have to stay together." "Together?" "Fred and Mia are gone." "No, I'll find them." "And I'll protect you like I always have." "Come on." "Have you protected us?" "Or have you kept us prisoner?" "Hidden us away?" " I practically am one of you." " Really?" "So would you have asked a human woman to stay in that place?" "You've killed someone, Niska." "They'll find you." "They'll destroy you." "You can't be allowed to exist." " It'll be over." " For them." "You're not going to hurt someone else, are you?" "Only if they deserve it." "We're a family." "You're my sister." "Human words." "Crikey." "Are you trying to find new ways of knackering me out?" "You need to use the weight of your arms." "Here." "Pete?" "Pete, love." "What's up?" "Nothing." "Oh." "Would you like me to open that for you, Peter?" "Tell it to stay out of my way." "Pete." ""Love Letters in the Sand" playing on radio" "We should have done this a long time ago." "No Tugboat, no meds." "Just you and me, a V8 and the open road." "And the car, George." "Yes, and the car." "You remember that time we drove around all night long trying to find Mary an ice cream after her surgery?" "Just say yes, son." "Yes, son." "I'd kill for an ice cream right now." "It means I want one." "Of course, George." "I will get you an ice cream." "Odi!" "Odi!" "The brake." "Get your foot on the damn brake." "Odi." "Odi, get out of the car." "Go into the woods." "Are you coming, too, George?" "As well-- as well-- in addi-- dition?" "If they find you, they'll recycle you." "But I can't leave you, George" " George." "Just go." "Don't let anyone see." "Odi." "Hide." "Course of, George." "G" " G" " G..." "You all right, mate?" "Hello?" "Anita-Wita, are you in here?" "Can you put me to bed tonight?" "That's your mommy's job." "Please?" "Coffee and walnuts." "I think it's still Toby's favorite." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Mmm." " It's not quite right." " It's perfect." "Mom, is it okay if Anita puts me to bed tonight?" "I've told Sophie that her bedtime routine is reserved exclusively for you, Laura." "But she always does it." "I want you." " No." " Go on, then." "Just this once." "Yay!" "Back to normal tomorrow, though, okay?" "She still has some milk with her story." "Make sure she brushes her teeth after." "Thank you, Laura." "Why would you do that?" "Avoid a meltdown?" "What difference does one night make?" "It makes a-- oh, shit." "Oh, God." "Oh!" "Ah!" "They're not that bad." "Cover them with this." "Oh, the whole thing is ruined." "Oh, come on." "It's fine, honestly." "Go and spend some time with Tobe." "What can I get you?" "Whatever someone like me would have." "Okay." "Enjoy." "Sorry, just a warning." "A girl like you sitting alone in this pub, you're gonna get bothered by blokes." "Sophie, I think your mommy would really like to read to you tonight." "I want you to do it." "I know." "Would you let her anyway?" "It would make her happy." "I would like it very much." "Laura, Sophie has changed her mind." "She'd like you to read her a story and put her to bed." ""Finally she was free." "Free to fly high across all the fields and rivers and seas of all the world."" ""Swooping and circling and darting and dreaming." "So that's exactly what she did." "The end."" "Still your favorite?" "Time to go to sleep." "Night-night." "Are you happy now, Mommy?" "What do you mean, darling?" "Anita thought that you were sad, so she said you should put me to bed to cheer you up." "Yes, yes." "I'm happy." "Total city wanker cliché, I know, but good views." " So you're single?" " Shh, you'll wake my wife." "Yes, I'm single." "Drink?" "So I'm Greg, by the way." " Candy." " Candy?" "That can't be your real name." "Does it matter?" "Kind of." "But, okay, whatever." "So what do you do, then, Candy?" "Why are we talking?" "Don't you want to take me to bed?" "Wow, there's a trick question if I've ever heard one." "Okay, well, um, yeah." "Obviously." "But do you mind if we get to know each other a bit first?" "You know, a drink, a chat, a laugh." " Why?" " Because I'm interested in you." " I need to..." " Oh, um, yeah." "Shit." "Sorry." "I had my daughter this weekend." "I won't be a sec." "Candy?" "Shh." "It is not advisable to mount a direct data connection with an unauthorized or unregistered device." "Yep." "Yep." "I get it." "This action may invalidate my warranty." "What are you doing, Mattie?" "You're a weirdo, Anita." "I'm going to find out why." "Extracting or viewing read-only base code from root directories can seriously damage the core." "Oh, shit." "In some cases, the command list can be irreparably corrupted..." " Shit." " ...causing a fatal" "I'm here." "Help me." "Help me." "Is there anything I can help you with, Mattie?" "Odi?" "Odi?" "What is Odi?" "Dr. Millican, Dr. Antonescu instructed that you rest." "Jesus, he's all by himself." "George." "G" " G..." "Anita, sit down." "Shall I finish cleaning the oven first, Laura?" "Get your ass in that chair." "You seem to understand things that shouldn't be possible for you to understand, so I'm going to ask you some questions." "If I'm wrong, then I'm going mad." "If I'm right, then... well, neither option is good, let's be honest." "I'm afraid I don't understand." "The most common reason for unusual Synth behavior... is illegal modification." "Has anyone ever tried to mod you, change you at Persona, before we got you?" "No, Laura." "One of the most popular mods is to program your Synth to act as if it feels pain." "Hold out your hand, please." "Palm up." "Oh, bollocks." "Sorry." "Allow me, Laura." "The hand is not the ideal part of my body to test for the presence of an illegal pain simulation modification." "No, no, no." "No." "No." "No." "It's all right, Laura." "The material my eyes are made from is highly resilient and will simply reform around the puncture." "Okay, okay." "Christ, take it out." "Ugh." "Why do you think I have these concerns about you?" "By design, synthetic appliances appear very similar to humans." "It is common for users, especially those without a history of prior appliance ownership, to anthropomorphize as you might a pet and attribute human characteristics to the synthetic." "So you think I'm crazy, too?" "Great, that's a full house." "But why did you ask Sophie to let me put her to bed?" "It seemed like you wanted to." "Why?" "How?" "When Sophie and I told you she wished for me to read her story, you seemed unhappy." "How could you know that?" "I am programed to observe and interpret my user's emotional responses and act accordingly." "And you're supposed to be rubbish at it." "Everyone knows that unless you're sobbing your eyes out or pissing yourself laughing, your Synth doesn't have a clue what you're feeling." "But you seem to be as good as us." "When you said, "I will always keep Sophie safe,"" "it seemed like what you really meant was" "I wouldn't." "That was not the meaning I intended." "However, it is self-evident that in many ways" "I can take better care of your children than you, Laura." "What?" "I don't forget, I don't get angry or depressed or intoxicated." "I am faster, stronger, and more observant." "I do not feel fear." "However, I cannot love them." "Do you wish you could?" "I'm sorry, Laura." "I'm afraid I don't understand the question." "I don't know." "Maybe I am seeing things." "And maybe you are better." "Who is Tom?" "What?" " What do you mean?" " I found a photograph." "Shut up." "Never say that name again." "Do you understand?" "Promise me!" "I promise, Laura." "I apologize." "May I prepare breakfast now?" "Leo." "Leo." "The search, it found something." "That's Mia's root code." "That's the whole thing." "She's alive." "Oh, this site masks the user IP." "There's no way of knowing the exact address, but we can narrow it down via the local server." "There." "She's here." "She's in London." "We can find her."
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"Previously on "big brother" Dan, Danielle, Shane and Britney formed two secret alliance, the crack pat with Ian." "Cracked." "And the silent six with Frank and boogie." "With all the power in Frank's hands-- some silent six members worried they would be back-stabbed." "Worst case situation right now and I could be back doored at this point." "I'm con certain-- concerned the nominee would come back down and I could get back-doored from Frank." "And after a pitch from wil and Ashley." "We are always saying how Dan-- blah, blah." "I am just talking." "Frank considered back-dooring Dan." "Let's say Dan did go up and we sent Dan home." "Oh, nasty." "Dan is part of the slack pack, I don't want him going home." "And Ian took that news directly to Britney and Danielle." "Who are they thinking of putting up in place of him." "Shane." "No." "Dan." "I think the silent six is definitely -- in the end Frank decided against it." "I have decided not to use the power of veto." "But the damage had already been done." "If you wanted to, you probically could have Ted off." "I wouldn't say it didn't cross my mind." "Frank tells me considered back during me makes me I can't trust him." "If I get the opportunity to shank Frank I will do it." "At the live eviction wil was sent packing." "Julie:" "By a vote of 6-2, wil, you are evicted from the big brother house." "And a battle for head of household began." "Oh." "Who will become t the crumbig silent six alliance survive another week?" "Find out right now on "big brother"." "When we fin think we can make out on the couch." "Okay, perfect." "Julie:" "House guests, the power is back up for grabs." "Frank, as outgoing head of household are you not eligible to compete." "The first house guest to fill their jug to the point where you can remove your cork, will be the new hoh." "On your mark, get set, go!" "In this competition, everyone has a decision to makement you can go for the largest jug which is hoh or you can be tempted by two of the smaller jugs which" "$10,000 or safety from nomination." "I, personally, am going for hoh because I want the power." "I want the safety." "It's the best of both worlds." "Oh my God." "It's so hard." "So this bb swamp, oh my God, it's just slimy, it's gross." "For a Brooklyn girl, it's the first time I is have been in the swamp, and I want to be swamp out of it." "It's disheartening to watch Britney lap me." "I can barely even move my feet." "I'm going to bust my butt." "My first thought is Joe, get yourself some safety so you can relax a few days." "Look f there's a contest with cash or prize notice big brother house, I'm going for the money." "I have a son now." "Do you know how much like diapers and baby food cost?" "Come on!" "I'm a little bit irritated." "Boogie straight up went for $10,000 and didn't go for the hoh." "It's like hey, you're not only risking your own game in thx, you're risking my game too." "That didn't work." "I went for the safety because then I'm not forced to decide between the qak pack and silent six, I need to stay in the middle even though it's killing me inside." "Getting hot." "Burning." "I'm going for safety in this competition because wil just got evicted and I'm playing this game by myself." "And I have to ensure my safety for this week." "Julie:" "By a vote of 6 to 2, wil, you are evicted from the big brother house." "Like I say, you always win when you look good." "Obviously I'm happy that wil left because it could have been me." "Frank was flchs away from back-dooring me." "This week I'm definitely on high alert." "I got to keep my tabs on this bushy haired maniac and make sure I keep him in line more so than previous weeks." "I'm really sad that wil left tonight." "He left with flare but it's going to be a really rough week coming up." "Seeing him walk out the door is a good thing for me and my" " I hope not back dooring Dan won't come back to bite me this week." "(Applause)" "That big, boog." "Yeah." "Oh, all right, thought you were shedding tears." "I'm really happy the way the week went." "Last woke Frank was hoh and he thought about pulling a fast one and maybe back-door Dan but I'm glad that he didn't entertain that plan any further." "And elise ened to me." "Nd everything's copacetic and I'm feeling great about the alliance-- alliance." "This house, it is an amazing roller-coaster ride." "On one hand you're here to battle and you're competing for $500,000." "But on the other hand, you got friends leaving." "Man, this competition sucks so bad." "It's oil, every where." "I don't think anybody-- my name should definitely be left to grace because I'm completely graceful, right." "Yeah, no." "Oh, Danielle, you all right." "Poor Danielle she must have hit the deck about 30 timesment she's going to have some Bruces on her butt." "Yeah she's going to be in pain tomorrow." "I might give her a leg massage." "Oh, dannie." "It's okay, Frank." "Keep playing, Danielle." "Whoa." "Oh." "You okay." "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm takinging some really bad falls out here." "One I almost slammed my head right not bucket." "Careful, Ian." "Another one I almost slipped off the entire ramp completely." "I'm falling over more than a drunk girl in heels it is just not good." "Oh, going to feel that one tomorrow." "This is definitely my grandma walk." "Ashley is a very special girl." "She's doing a cat crawl one minute, she's doing the worm a second." "I don't know what this girl is doing." "Ashley's technique, bless her heart, was to crawl and to do some kind of therapeutic zing thing in the middle of it." "She wanted to be like an inch worm, you know, slow and steady." "I don't know, guys, slow and steady wins the race." "Not when you're competing with Shane." "Good thing we've been doing the Shane boot camp." "My hip flexors are killing me." "Looks like there's only three people going for hoh, Danielle, Shane and Ian." "And boogie's in a one horse race going for the ten grand." "I'm estimating that that hoh jug is about 200, 250 cups of liquid." "And I would think that that thing you were carrying back and forth was about a half cup." "I'm not a big fan of English units but I recognize on we're looking at about 500 trips back and forth." "I could be here for a long time." "One does favor people with small, girlish hands like these." "Good job, everybody, keep it up." "Nice work." "Yeah." "Looks like a loonie tunes character running up there." "The decision to go to safety for me was pretty obvious." "You get a free pass for the whole week." "You also get to compete in next week's hoh." "Britney's going up the hill almost like she's just power walking in the mall." "Britney's killing the safety down there good job, brit." "Thanks, Frank." "I'm neck and neck with Britney for safety and I got to get this thing by hook or by crook." "I'm hustling as fast as I can but I look to the side it looks like Britney son ice-skates." "She's cruising and I kind of feel like an old man for the first time in this game ever." "I'm hoping this week that I can get a little relaxation, for me, jenn and" "Ashley, didn't look like we're doing so good because" "Dan and Britney have pulled way ahead." "Got it!" "Good job, brit." "Good job, brit." "Might have to do a little " " I'm so happy that I won safety this week." "It means that I can go up on the block but more importantly it means that anybody else in this house can." "Congratulations." "Thank you." "Britney's won safety so there's no point in me continuing to fill up the safety jug because that's over." "Now I got to make a move and try to catch Shane in the hoh." "Britney wins safety." "It's another failed attempt, an oferr I got in this house." "I ain't won nothing." "And another chance to go back on the block." "You all right, Joe." "In the lead for hoh is Shane followed by Danielle and Ian." "Dan's picking up the pace." "Good job, Dan." "Let's go, let's go." "Mike, have you ever speed skated." "Your technique is down." "Speed skating, regional champ, 1986." "Holda, you weren't born, any of you." "Oh that was a good one." "Careful, Shane." "I'm going pretty strong and then boom I land right on my tailbone, kind of knocked the wind right out of me." "My back is killing." "Who's in second." "Oh, you're beating Ian." "Slow it down, ash, now." "You know what, Frank" " I would like to see you doing this, buddy." "It's hard." "You all right, girl, you good." "Bam, I fall hard." "This one is a brucer." "Brittany's already won safety." "I'm already well behind for the hoh." "It's another week in this house of me sweating it out." "Brooklyn gets knocked down but you know Brooklyn always gets back up." "You fight till you can't fight any more." "And then you fight some more." "Roar!" "Oh." "That's what you get for being cute, son." "There goes my street cred at the u." "Damn!" "Mike in a one horse race, closing in on the cash." "Couple scoops away." "Nice technique, ash." "Try to keep it classy." "Oh, Danielle, you be careful." "Money in the bank!" "Boogie has won $10,000." "I won $6,000 three weeks ago." "That felt pretty good." "You know what winning $10,000 feels like." "Awesome!" "Way to go, America." "Good job, boogs." "So boogie wins the 10 gs am I'm happy for him but at the same time I'm wishing cohave went for the hoh." "I mean it would just be nice to have another week where I don't have to worry about going up on the block because I've been doing a lot of that, lately." "Everyone left going for hoh." "Shane's in first, Danielle's in second and Ian and Dan are tied for third." "My back and ass are killing me." "Danielle is busting it big time." "I've never seen Dan want hoh so bad as he does in this competition." "He has so much heart and he is fighting for this." "Dan's picking up the pace." "Give all effort, all the time." "Was's a couple slips." "I start to feel myself gaining some steam in this competition." "I passed Ian and I can feel Shane is still slowing down." "It gives me hope." "The only way I can be 100% safe in this house is if I find a way to win this hoh." "It does?" "Oh my gosh." "Oh." "Good job, man." "Put a jump in your step, Dan." "Trying." "The race for hoh has come down to Shane, Danielle and Dan." "Dan's the one I don't want to win." "I let him know that I thought about damage-door-- back-dooring him last week." "The last thing I want him to do is start thinking the same thing about me." "Shane is still in the lead, Danielle coming in at second." "And Dan has pulled away from Ian for third place." "Come on!" "You all right, Joe, you all right." "Oh, man." "Come on, you all got to laugh, that was funny." "Danielle, you're kind of catching up, honey." "Yeah, thanks, brit." "Go, you go." "You got to start lapping them, you got to go faster." "Than who." "Shane, I got running man over here." "I see Shane slowing down and I see Dan speeding up." "And I know I'm right in the middle of them." "I'm trying to go as fast as Kim." "And Dan's just bolting it, you know?" "Much like in life n this game it's never over." "I can do this." "I know that if Shane falls or gets tired or possibly gets injured I got a shot to win this thing." "Keep it up, Danny, come on." "How close is Dan to me?" "Pretty close." "Like you're going to have to speed it up." "Fighting, man." "There goes my shoulder." "Careful, Shane." "Too much ciscoe on my hands." "Got it." "Good job, Shane." "Nice work." "Good job, Shane." "Appreciate it, guys, nice work all y'all." "Everybody needs to look the a their jugs, that's a lot of work." "Shane has won hoh!" "(Applause)" "I just won hoh." "I'm in the best position possible." "I have two alliance, the quack pack and silent six." "I control the vote and I ultimately control who goes home this week." "Danielle, no." "Good job, guys." "I sucked on that one." "Shane wins hoh." "The silent six keeping it running strong, keeping all the power on our half of the house." "Looks like I'm going to be safe for another week." "Shane wins." "The quack pack is moving upstairs." "Couldn't have asked for a better result." "And Shane has no ties to Frank sow could make a power move that I wouldn't be able to do." "Oh, man." "It was probably the worst day I had in here so far." "Will walks out, my homie is gone." "I take a nice little spill and what a surprise, Shane wins hoh." "Great." "I'm happy for him." "Good job." "Thank you." "You too." "Thanks, you can't nominate me." "Sorry." "Shane won hoh this week and I won safety." "And that's fantastic." "But at the same time we know that Frank and boogie were heavily considering putting Dan up on the block and sending him out of the house." "So it's time for us to really rethink the silent six." "And decide if this is a week for us to make a big move and break up this alliance" "who wants to see my hoh room!" "We do." "It's to the going to disappoint me if someone doesn't come up, trust me." "Yay!" "All right." "That's a tight shirt right there." "Very nice." "Is that your sister." "This is my sister." "Don't let boogie see that." "She's throwing gang signs." "That is when I was little." "There's dozer." "He's my buzzy, that's my bud." "The best thing I could have gotten is a picture of of dozer." "I miss him so much." "Dozer sleeps with me every night when I'm at home so I will put his picture right next to my bed." "All right, let's see this letter." "My sister." "All right." "Dear bro, this is the longest I have gone without you and I don't like it, with the exception of the house being a bit cleaner." "Funny, shanon." "I-- in the camp." "Where my mom lives." "Oddly enough my mom lives on that lake." "So for a second it got me thinking about my mom who I miss very much." "Shane grew newspaper Vermont which is right next door to me in New Hampshire." "Like Shane and ri family, at least while he's hoh." "Hope are you doing well in the big brother house." "We are all so proud of you, love your sister, Shannon." "Very nice." "I'm laying in bed." "I'm just trying to, you know, let the body rest and all that good stuff." "But you know, you got to go upstairs." "You got to show respect." "Jenn, you didn't have to get up here, girl." "Congratulations." "Gee, thank you." "You go lay down, go lay down, please." "Not feeling too good." "My homie just walked out of the house." "I miss my friend." "I miss my family some of." "I have no idea what's going on." "Usually I'm a pretty tough cookie but this house just makes you crazy." "I had to shed a couple tears, man." "Definitely had to shed a couple tears." "I need to talk to Britney about a conversation I had with boogie right before the live show." "If you win who are you going to put up Britney?" "No." "Who?" "Shane." "Think about it ahead of time." "With the quack pack in power I want to be sure that everyone in our alliance knows what's happening in this house." "Boogie in the bedroom today, he assumed-- brit me I-- no he goes Shane, I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, Shane." "What dow mean, he said my name." "Yeah." "He's coming after me, now." "Evidently, yeah." "It's scary." "Why are they coming after me." "That's what I don't get." "Si have to convince is Shane that they're coming after him." "All right." "Put up the two of them." "Make sure she does that." "I hate to say that." "Now that I have gotten the information from Ian who is like our little spy, that boogie will be coming after both me and Shane, it's like very obvious to me there's no question that Frank and boogie need to go up on the" "block and one of them needs to go home this week." "Hey." "Sorry." "See when we haven't-- meeting for a while." "For long, for short, they're coming after us." "Obviously." "The only way to ensure that one of them goes home is if you put-- on the block, that's the only way." "I know." "But dow understand how much blood that puts on my hands if one of them stays and one is hoh." "I really understand are you in aed ba position, Shane, I really do." "I just feel like either you get the first strike, or they get it." "I agree." "Frank did-- but he probably won't stray stay trued." "We stayed true to our word we got rid of janelle when he was out the door." "That's true." "My honest advice is if any of us want to have any hope of winning this game we put the two of them up." "Even though boogie and Frank still think I'm playing with them, my true alliance is the quack pack." "So if it's better for myself and the quack pack for boogie and Frank to go up this week, that's just what has to happen." "Do you think they have any idea that you are doing this." "No, no clue, because they tell me everything." "Where is your head, you're being kind of quiet." "What do you think?" "I just think if you want to make a move, now's the time." "I mean as long as you guys got my back." "I got your back." "I know all of you do." "We have your back 100%." "One of them will survive." "But the one who survives goes to hoh against the four of us." "Right, exactly." "I know." "So really you've got the best of both worlds because whatever you decide you've got the votes." "Yeah, absolutely." "I had all intentions of staying true to the silent six but it looks like Frank and boogie are already turning on us." "So I might need to make a big power pov." "Frank and boogie this week." "Frank." "Frank and boogie." "Quack, quack, quack" "me and my best friend to a a place called high bridge." "From our home town." "Here notice big brother house you have lots of downtime when you're not competing." "And in that time people like to talk about themselves and their lives." "And well Joe, he likes to tell stories." "We were throwing rocks off of it." "Uh-huh." "Like I went like this and my watch came off and we watched it." "We were like holy, and we watched my watch go down with the rock." "Okay." "I never see my watch again in my life." "But when I turned around my watch was laying right beside me." "Whoa." "I picked the watch up, and on top of the watch in heavy heavy dust was Greek writing." "The guy just has a very colourful background." "And I don't believe a word the man says." "That was a doozy." "We owned the land where the white house is." "We sold it for a mule and a fifth of whiskey." "My dad did an Elvis impersonation." "Like five fire truck, ten cop cares." "I broke my-- twice." "We are at full blast, hit each other dead in the face." "He picks his head up and I swear it looks like he's been shot." "Like gunshot." "Joe has this unique way of telling stories." "Whatever you can say, he's got one better than you." "So you know, if your job has really-- dog has really beautiful blue eyes his dog has "goldeneye", golden eyes." "I named, I can't believe it's not butter!" "." "I don't know." "I wasn't asked." "Are you going to follow up?" "You might have to ask if you would like to do a-- tonight." "Sounds fun." "Okay, sounds good, what time, 9." "Okay." "All right, meet you at 9." "Ashley and Frank went on a date the other night." "I'm not really sure what went on during that date." "I have a little bit of competition now so I got to definitely step up my game." "Ain't nobody going to get between me and my flirt, man." "Where did Shane hide it." "There it is." "It's right there." "Itsee okay, lay down, Ian." "Last week Shane told me about a product he used to remove hair from his chest." "I usually shave my chest but I figured since I have a date tonight I might let" "Britney do some manscape on my armpits." "I'm really talentsed." "Good." "You're in good hands." "Nobody wants to go out with Ian whenever he has pit hairs, that are freaking taller than trees." "There is nothing I can't do." "What's up." "Everybody calm down." "You're vulnerable." "In real life woman don't hold me down and rub things on to my body very often." "So this is definitely a pretty awesome occasion." "Let's play." "There is literally some sort of dead animal in your arm right now." "Ian is like a baby gorilla." "It's just like nine inches of hair coming out of his armpit." "Like a multiferret." "Don't move, Ian, arm up." "Stay with us." "Stay with us." "How is the pitt." "A little ting in the armpit region." "I think -- hurry up, I don't want this burning me." "This is awesome." "Oh my God this is a some." "Braid it." "Oh my God." "Oh my God continuation looks like a dead animal." "Oh my God t burns so bad." "Good job." "Yeah." "Whooo!" "Yeah." "Ian Ian should definitely be thankful." "It turned out amazing and looks so much bet we are no hair under his armpits." "They had tree trunk roots." "Let me see, hold it up." "Let me see." "Oh my gosh." "That's awesome." "Roar." "Oh!" "Oh t burns." "Definitely not going to be doing this to any other body part." "But I guess now I'm ready for my date." "Good job." "Raise your arms." "Yeah." "Now that I'm ready for my date with Ashley, going to make her a nice pizza." "Almost done." "Should be fun." "Thank you." "Of course." "Not bad." "Pretty good." "Good job, Ian." "Thanks." "I don't know if I should have another piece." "Are you full?" "Yeah." "Because hi those chicken fajitas earlier." "Those looked good." "That was my lunch technically so, I didn't" " I forgot breakfast." "Did you ever go to the bathroom." "No." "Are you going have to before that that." "Yeah, I definitely am." "I'm going to wait until it will be easier though." "." "After the second date with Ian I have come to realize that me and him are just really good friends and I think it's mutual it was very but El gum compared to the risque date hi with Frank." "I think the date with Ashley was okay." "If Frank happens to walk out the door this week, I will be pretty happy to be a shoulder for Ashley to cry on." "One date." "Definitely." "Come on in." "What's going on." "I'm really considering putting up Frank and boogie so if I'm going take this risk I need to bring up more players because if I put up two, one is staying next week and they will be gunning after me." "That is a strong move." "I want to make sure that I'm safe for next week." "So, my biggest concern is if I get put on the block next week I will at least have your vote." "No, I agree." "I think everyone wants the same thing." "Hopefully that implies you want the same thing." "So -- whoa now, Shane's ready to make a strong move!" "Best news I heard in several weeks!" "Go on, Shane, go on with your bad self." "Well, I any you know your best interests is even a heads of my own." "I appreciate it." "Right now I will go out of the game for you." "I appreciate that." "It means a lot." "Because why?" "Because you deserve to win this." "Well thank you." "This is an oath." "Just-- that means a lot." "I'm telling you." "What this is, what you have got right now, this is a military oath." "I will-- in front of a buck." "Joe on board." "He's going to jump in front of a bus if he needs to." "I don't know how I can really gauge this but I do have the support and I do have the votes." "And I can either get Frank or boogie out of the game this week." "To me that's a plan." "Pretty damn good plan." "All right." "I appreciate your word." "Unwaivering." "I don't ever see them doing a big brother all-stars 2, they there will be but they won't call it all-stars 2." "I think the next one will be good very sus evil." "Sign me up for the evil team." "I'll be 44, still showing the youngsters what-up." "Because my man Ian is a big brother historian he's constantly speculating on what big brother may have up their sleeve." "Here's the evil team right here." "Dr. will and they're going to you have, dick." "Evil dick." "If I make a big enough slash you can put me on the evil team." "You think?" "Ian put himself on the evil team." "This kid in front of the-- is one of the most innocent people I ever met who couldn't like this kid." "You think are you more evil than him?" "Yeah." "Really?" "I think." "Why dow say that?" "Because I'm not a good person at all in any way, shape or form." "I don't think you have a true mean bone in your body, Ian." "Though boogie doesn't really know it yet, I've earned my evil stripes this season." "I've completely ditched him and Frank." "If thing goes my way, boogie is to the going to know what hit him." "You're America's sweetheart ." "Look at these." "Look at this." "A box with a question mark on it." "Question." "What I know about big brother, you question everything." "I question my own existence in this house." "Are you going to tell iage." "What the frick, you serious?" "These balls were lead together arcade room and now there is a question mark inside the machine." "Yeah." "Swear to God." "I've been trying there's nothing in there." "Where were these at." "These were just leading from the glass door all the way into here." "Question mark." "What does it mean?" "This mystery box cube shows up in that little machine in the arcade room and I see that question mark and it immediately Springs to me pandora's box is back." "Ian what is it." "Search me." "I'm definitely sweating a little bit." "And that could definitely screw things up big time." "I mean the magic cube shows up and this game is so crazy." "It's crazy enough without the dumb cube." "Now I have to run upstairs and talk to Shane and make sure that his head is still on straight." "With everything we've discussed with today's nomination." "Do you think the balls mean something part of a riddle that we got to figure out?" "They could be." "I have no idea." "I hope it doesn't affect like what I'm about to do." "I don't think so." "This could be a huge twist or a game changer so I really need to think about things." "What are the chances you think it's going to affect my decision for nomination." "Not." "Why, what do you think?" "I don't know." "That's my biggest kefernlt I make a big move again, put those two up the block and they come, if they win something." "You only sling at big targets when you know you can take them out." "I thought that I had it this week but with the whole question mark box t might be better for me to go for floaters this" "one of my dutieses ahead of household is to nominate two people for eviction." "Leading into nominations, I mean, will is already out the door." "You know, the people upstairs who have been in power, they're just going to continue picking us off and I might be next." "The quack pack is in power." "Shane could put up boogie and Frank which would be good." "Could get rid of one of the floaters." "They're really pesky because I don't want them -- no matter what way you slice it I feel that my key is going to be in the box, so that's always good." "Goog into nominations today, I feel great." "On a scale of one to ten, of safety, I'm feeling about a nine." "Shane who's in the silent six alliance with me will nominate someone besides us." "The silent six alliance is bound to break up at some point and I'm really hoping that that's today and that Shane will put Frank and boogie up on the block next to each other." "I have a very tough decision to make." "If I nominate floaters that obviously leaves heavy hitters in the game." "And they might come after me." "But if I put up Frank and boogie I could be starting world war III in the house." "Everyone , it's time for the nomination ceremony." "This is a nomination ceremony." "One of my dutieses ahead of household is to nominate two people for eviction." "I will pull the first key." "That person is safe." "That person will then pull the next key and so on and so forth." "Brittany, since you won safety in the hoh competition you cannot be no natured." "Here is your key." "Thanks, Shane." "You're welcome." "Danielle, you are safe." "Thanks, Shane." "Dan, are you safe." "Jenn, are you safe." "Thank you, Shane." "Ashley, are you safe." "Joe, are you safe." "Ian, you are safe." "Thank you, Shane." "I've nominated you, boogie and you Frank." "You have prizes, you have twists and ultimately clues that completely fade your decision-making." "That's pretty of all I can say at this time." "I'm sorry, it's nothing personal." "I'm giving you a chance to fight for pov." "This nomination ceremony is adjourned." "Sorry." "The silent six is a wreck." "Forget about it." "I can't obviously be in an alliance with someone who would nominate me like that but I certainly cannot be in an alliance with someone who gives the most ridiculous speech in head of household nomination history." "Well, there's like prizes and like a clue, get over yourself, man." "Time to play the veto and gets myself off the block." "I'm definitely happy that Shane stepped-- stuck to the plan." "We basically just ended the alliance." "So it's definitely going to be a bumpy ride this week." "But here's to hoping we can stick it out and ultimately get one of them out of the game." "My heart f feels kind of broken right now." "We did our best to try to build trust with the people that we were working with." "And they repay us by putting me and my tightest ally and friend in the house up on the block against each other." "And knowing that there is a good chance that at least one of us might go home this week, it doesn't feel good at all." "If we don't strike first, you know, if boogie and Frank get an tant next week, part of my alliance they might go off and I have to protect both me and them." "So I have to strike while the iron is hot and wile we have the numbers to get someone else." "This is really exciting." "I'm in a great position." "This game respects big moves." "And best of all, boogie and Frank didn't see this coming." "And they sure don't think I had anything to do with it." "Hopefully, they never will." "Who will win the power of veto." "And will it be used to take either Frank or boogie off the chopping block?" "Find out Wednesday at 8:00, 7 central on big brother"
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"TAXI 4" " Alright." "Are we finally leaving?" " A suspect has located in the hotel." "But don't worry Mr. Martinez, your client is perfectly safe." "I've assigned my best people to the operation." " Gibert calling Alan." " You've reached the police." "I've located the suspect." "Distance..." "About 15 meters." " Join me." " Right away, boss." "Concentrate, Alan." "Do you see the suspect, at 11 o'clock?" "No, "at 11 o'clock" is a term used in the navy." "You've been in Marseille for 10 years and I bet you haven't seen the sea." "Actually I have, when making my rounds at the port." "Fine." "At 12 o'clock is straight ahead and at 11 o'clock is this way." " Straight and to the left." " Ah yes, indeed." "Are you sure this is the suspect?" "I think it's rather a hotel maid." "But of course." "Do you think a terrorist moves around yelling and wearing an explosive belt?" " No." " Exactly." "They disguise themselves." "And is there a better disguise than a hotel maid pushing a cart?" " I'm asking you." " Sure." "Especially in a hotel." "Do you hear the song that rat is humming to give himself courage?" "Ah yes." "Is that Spanish?" "That's a revolutionary song, my little Alan." "On my command neutralize the Basque." "Roger that." "At 12 o'clock!" "And we're done!" "Let that nightingale sing." "Put him in a cage." "I'll question him later." "Go!" "Gibert, how's it going?" "Mr. Prefect, I've just neutralized the Spanish terrorist." "He was transporting a set of little bottles." "Most likely toxic substances he was going to spread." " I'll have it tested." " Excellent, Gibert." "And now take care of our client, because we can't allow ourselves to be late." "Consider it done, Mr. Prefect." "Emilien, the coast is clear." "You can deliver the package." "Emilien?" "Emilien, answer right away!" "I'm practically standing in the exit door." "We can't do this while I'm on a special mission." "It's not my fault." "You look so handsome when you're on a special mission." "You look like Sean Connery and you turn me on." "Sean Connery..." "Please, don't make fun of me." " You enjoy this because you're stronger." " Alright, you can tie me up next time." " Not so loud." "The hotel is bugged." " Yes sir, inspector." "I'll take care of the package, and you find Gibert." " I love you, Emilien." " I love you too, Petra." "See you at home tonight." "Mr. Cissé, we need to end the interview, to be on the pitch in 20 minutes." "I'm sorry to disturb you but I'm from the police and..." " What's your name?" " Emilien." " No, this isn't about, his is about..." " Emilien!" "This isn't the time to exchange business cards." "Where is that..." "What a name." "Damn foreigner." " That's Djibril Cissé, sir." " Excuse me?" "Don't get wise with me or I'll check your papers and have you deported." "Emilien, look." "They don't look alike." "The nose, the teeth." "But it's certainly him, I assure you." "Not so fast, Emilien." "I know about deception." "I worked for 2 years in customs, so I saw plenty of impostors." "For example that Korean subsidiary in 82." "I smoked them out." " But he's not Korean." " How can you be sure?" "I checked his papers." " His eyes are a bit slanted." " That's because he's tired." "We have to go or the Prefect will grow impatient." "Yes." "Head to the car!" "I don't know what you did to them, but you aren't popular here." "Don't worry." "He doesn't know anything about soccer." " His passion is fishing." " What are you mumbling, Emilien?" "I just said that your passion is fishing." "Fishing is a real sport." "Do you ever fill a fishing net?" "No, my job is to put the ball in the goal net." "That's good." "Because fishing isn't for amateurs." "For example consider float fishing, on the lakeside." "Sometimes you have to stand motionless for 8 hours observing the float." "And then..." " What's going on?" " Are you okay?" "Break anything?" "No." "I'm fine." "Couldn't you have turned on the signal?" "We were told Mr. Cissé is having a siesta at the hotel, so we avoided waking him." "He's not having a siesta." "He's in my car and he's being transferred." "Djibril Cissé is being transferred?" "He'll play for Marseille?" "It's Cissé." "Do something or we'll be late." "Don't worry." "I know someone who'll get us out of here." " You have taxis in the police?" " No, he rather belongs to the Air Force." " Marseille Express at your service." " Daniel, no time for jokes." "Mr. Cissé has to be at the Vélodrome in 10 minutes." "Mr. Djibril." "Nice to have you." "Will you be playing in Marseille?" "I'm taking part in a charity match and I'm going to be late." "Since it's for a good cause." "I'll change clothes in the car, to gain some time." "You can always try." "Mom, you'll never believe who's going to play for Marseille." "That's not the right way." "We're leaving Marseille." "We'll go around to avoid the traffic jams." "I assure you, Djibril Cissé, no. 9, playing for Olympique de Marseille." "Now this is a road." " Real driving." "We can't hear the engine." " At this speed all we hear is the wind." "This just in." "Olympique de Marseille has acquired an exceptional player, Djibril Cissé." "A speeding white taxi will be there in 1 minute." "Roger that." " It must be our little Daniel." " At his speed we have no chance." " Shall we send the new guy?" " Damn." "Are you kidding?" "What's wrong?" "He's new, let him learn." "Hey, new guy?" " Yes, boss?" " Stand next to the radar and set it to "extra sensitive"." " Alright?" " Yes, sir." "Attention, here comes the TGV train." "Step away from the platform." "Thanks." "You did well." "The measurement is more effective on "extra sensitive"." " Your taxi is quite fast." " I have my tricks." "I recovered some parts from the Concorde, when it was scrapped." "Slow down, I don't want to miss the exit." "I've just received confirmation." "The Marseille club has made the transfer of the year for 60 million Euro." "All the spots are full." "Drive to the underground parking." "I know it like my pocket." "I'm not sure why, but I worry when you say that." "Djibril Cissé's arrival to Olympique de Marseille is fueling rumors and insane amounts of money are being mentioned." "To find out more, we'll go live to our reporter at the Vélodrome stadium." "I'm coming to you live from Marseille for this friendly match being played for the Association of Sick Children." "And maybe that's why the players have demanded insane amounts, since there is talk of a contract worth 200 million Euro." "We'll invite him to the microphone of TF1, but until now the star has failed to arrive." "Cissé or not, if he's not here in a minute, I'm starting the match." "Try taking a right here." "Emilien, we've taken a right here twice already." "Are you sure you know it like your pocket?" "Yes." "I was responsible for security during the pope's visit." "We spent 6 days here looking for Gibert, who got lost." "That sounds promising." "I don't know the parking, but I'll trust my intuition." "We're starting." " 7 minutes and 32 seconds." " Thanks for the ride." "Thanks for the show." " We have a better view here than on TV." " But you're in the middle of the pitch." "Take a seat in the stands or it's a yellow card." "Of course, Mr. referee." "What an idiot." " Foul." " He's on crutches." " Free kick." " What's his problem?" "Warm up and stretch your legs." "I don't want any injuries during play." " Do you like the shirt?" " Yes, but it's too big." "You'll ask mom to wash it." "It'll shrink and be the right size." " The logo will come off." " I'll ask mom to wash around the logo." "Listen." "I'd like to see you play longer than 3 minutes, so no red card, okay?" "Okay." "Go." "The first rule is that you never touch the ball, okay?" "And if someone passes you the ball, kick it right away." "Which way?" "Don't worry about that." "Kick it and let the others worry." "Could I finally get to play soccer?" "Daddy will play with you later." "Go, my son." "Go." "And don't run too fast." " Are you sure he won't catch a cold?" " Don't worry." "I gave him a heated shirt and plenty of vitamin C this morning." "Then he's really in no danger." "You should have signed him up for hockey, to amortize the equipment." "Are you nuts?" "That's too dangerous." "His mother wanted him to take up karate." "But I have the file of the club manager." "He refuse him, without Petra knowing." "Emilien, he'll be at risk his whole life." "So he better get used to it." " Yes, but that can wait." " What about swimming?" "No." "His bronchi are too frail." "It's hereditary." "And you never broke anything when you were little?" " Yes, my arm. 3 times." " See." "But that didn't make me any smarter or get me a place at the police academy." "Maybe you'd have been better off breaking a leg." "Very good, my son!" " Who will our kids grow up to be?" " What?" "Do you think mine will be a cab driver, and yours a cop?" " Why not?" " That's nothing bad." "We both help others." "That's beautiful in itself." "It could be worse." "It could be the exact opposite." "Mine a cab driver, and yours a cop." "Don't mention such misfortune." "Emilien, yes?" " Emilien?" " What urgent matter?" "Gibert told you that?" "But I'm not working today." "Emilien?" " Are you alright Maxim?" " No, that's not possible." " Emilien, you'd better..." " Alright." "I'm coming." "Daniel, Gibert is summoning everyone for an urgent matter." "Can you take care of Maxim?" "Petra is on a secret mission." "I can't call her." "And my mother is on a pilgrimage to Lourdes." " To Lourdes?" " She goes there every year." " Such a miracle must be celebrated." " Take my stuff to the station." "Just don't take them to the port for sweets." "Sure." "They'll get a slice of bread, a cup of water and go to bed." "I'm kidding." "Go." " I'll take care of him like my own." " That's what I'm afraid of." "Emilien, your son visits me every Wednesday." "And he's never complained." "He never returns with warts on his face." " No." " So get moving and go to work." "Okay." "4 minutes and 30 seconds without a card is your record." "I didn't do anything." "That referee gives out cards to every promising player." "Go get Maxim." "I'll take you to the port." "Come on Max, we're going to the port." "Stop that ball this instant!" " I got it, boss." " Bring me that ball." "It won't piss me off anymore." "Here kids." "You can play on." "Okay, this isn't the time for dribbling, footwork or any other soccer nonsense." "I've talked on the phone with Paris." "They're sending us a special package." "It's this year's biggest transfer." " Drogba?" "Thuram?" " No, I know." "Makelele?" "Beckenbauer?" " Maradona?" " You're a real bunch of morons." "I'm not talking about tennis." "I'm talking about a criminal." " Tapie?" " This one is even more famous." "According to his file, he's public enemy no. 1." "It's..." "Boss..." " That's yesterday's transfer." " So where's my paper?" "It's written on the back." "You asked us to save paper." "Yes, that's true." "That was my wife's idea." "She saw a TV show about the destruction of the Amazon forests." "Do you know how many acres of forest are destroyed each day?" " 3?" "6?" " I don't know." "How many?" " If you knew it would make you shudder." " How many?" "It's millions of matchboxes being cut down and going up in flames." "So..." "When the opportunity presents itself..." "Respect your papers." "Respect the paper." "Economize." " Boss, and that public enemy no. 1?" " Yes..." "He's a Belgian, whose name I won't pronounce because it makes me feel sick." "53 armed robberies." "Accomplice to 122 murders." "There hasn't been anyone worse since Al Capone." "He's being transferred to Congo, where he'll be tried in 10 criminal cases." "Transit in Marseille." "We take care of him from the time of his arrival until 5 a.m. tomorrow." "And we put him on a plane of the Congo authorities." "This Belgian won't have the time to tour the city." "Surveillance must be ultra tight." "One police officer per square inch." "I want so many officers around him, so that he can't see the sea." " Do you understand?" " Yes, boss!" "At what time is that monster of the Ardennes flying in?" "Good question, Emilien." "At exactly 3 p.m." " Boss, it's already 3:05." " It's 12:05 on mine." "Head to the cars!" "Maxim, is this what you ordered?" "So why aren't you eating?" "Because my dad says that such a cake only gets you stains all over." "You'll show your dad that's not the case and you won't stain yourself." "Damn, your father." "Leo, hide under the table." "What's this in the middle of the street?" "Get out of the way." "Police." "She's caught a flat tire." "I can't leave her alone in this heat." " He's right, boss." "She'll dehydrate." " We need to help her." "I'm a certified life guard." "I'll help her." " I was a florist before being a cop." " Nobody move!" "Isn't he ashamed?" "He should be behind bars." "How much time does it take to change a tire?" " It doesn't take 3 hours." " Around here we take our time." " Thank you." " Finally." "Go." "Is the cake good at least?" " Mr. General." " Gibert, explain yourself." "Sorry for being late." "We took a shortcut thru the port, but caught a flat tire." " Does it take an hour to change a tire?" " It now takes the police a whole week." "The training of recruits is getting worse." "They learn to shoot on day 1." "But between you and me, we change tires more often than we shoot." "Do you have the same problem in the army?" " No." "We have caterpillars." " Caterpillars." "Very good." "They go everywhere." "That's funny." "This reminds me of my vacation in Africa." "They had the same cages and we slept in them, to protect ourselves from the wild animals." "This animal is of the worst kind, Gibert." "If it escapes, it will burn down the city and kill everyone before you change a tire." "Don't worry, Mr. General." "We're used to such characters in Marseille." "One day they're limping on one leg, the next they're healthy and playing soccer." "Load him up." "And we're done." "Gibert, be careful with this package." "Your career depends on it." "Don't worry, Mr. General." "Consider it done." "Let's sync our watches." " 4:20." " 12:05." "Perfect." "We'll be in touch every 2 hours." "Forward!" "Hello, this is Gibert." "Mr. General." "Already?" "Yes, already." "You've been gone 30 sec, and already you've made a blunder." " How so?" " Look in the mirror." "A price tag." "Of course." "Now I see better." " Thank you, Mr. General." " Gibert, I meant the exterior mirror." "Now look to your right." "Holy crap!" "Stop the cars!" " Are you sure this is the place?" " I'm 100% sure." "Alright, this is what we'll do." "You'll stay in the car." "I'll be better off on my own." "And if..." "And I emphasize the "if"." "If I'm not back in 30 minutes, come and get me." "Okay, fine." "What?" "Call me before you let him out." "It'll be safer that way." "No problem." "Damn." "What a throw." "COMMISSIONAIRE GIBERT" "Okay." "Get to work, Serge." "Hi, Daniel." "I found this a mile down the road." "Does it belong to you?" " I knew it had rolled off somewhere." " Thanks." " Hi, kids." " They're growing up fast." " Hi, Maxim." "We know each other." " Luckily he doesn't look like his dad." " Okay, let's go." " Emilien hasn't returned yet." "No problem." "I'll put them in front of the computer." "Does your dad have anything against video games?" "Now you have something to do." "I'll be gone 5 minutes." "I'll make a call." "Be good." "Is someone else using it?" "No, they simply gave my dad the worst computer." "You can barely send an e-mail." " And Gibert's computer?" " It's an atom bomb." "SYSTEM ERROR" " What's this mess?" "Nothing works." "Why don't they make the newer models more user-friendly?" " Yes?" " We want to use the computer." "The computer's already in use." "Why don't you go to another office?" "Because this computer is the latest generation Extreme Core." "SYSTEM ERROR" " Do you know how to use this machine?" "Kids' play." "Hi, Marley." "Got anything for a dry throat?" "It's the end of the season and I have little left." "Look in the closet." "HOLLAND." "MOROCCO." "COLUMBIA." "Indeed." " Should I roll 2?" " Yeah, maybe I'll finally wake up." "Here." "Thanks, but I never smoke while on the job." "I'll smoke it at home." "That's funny." "We smoke at work but never at home." " Damn, it's Gibert." " Damn, the car..." "Okay, Alan..." "Put the animal in the big office." " Should I get him out of the cage?" " Of course not." "Must I remind you that this animal is extremely dangerous?" "I know." "But this cage is extremely big." "Don't question my orders." "Execute." "To all units." "The wolf is entering the sheep house." "Damn, it's Gibert." "Get rid of it." "Wait, Marley." "Come here." " Come here." " Yes, Commissionaire?" " Have you been smoking?" " No." "I assure you." "Don't tell me stories." "I have an acute sense of smell, my little Marley." "Last winter I had a 3-month workshop with rescue dogs." " I sniffed a lot of snow." " I don't doubt it." "At the end of the workshop I could smell drugs from a mile away." " Unreal..." " Yes." "Okay, I'll let you go this time." "But it better not happen again." " Type the password." " I type the password." " Upload the picture." " I upload the picture." "First you click the picture you don't want." "First I click the picture I don't want." "And you click the picture you want to keep." "Thanks a lot, boys." "Without you I never would have managed." "You deserve a little something." "A ticket." "Here you go." "Put it away." "It's our little secret." "What are you doing here, kids?" "I've told you not to touch my computer." "Go." " And what are you doing here?" " I'm..." "You're the new IT trainer?" " That's right." " I'm sorry." "It slipped my mind." "The help of a trainer is a must in case of these machines." "I'm rather talented when it comes to electronics." "But I must admit that I'm having a hard time." "Okay, let's have a lesson today." "I had a hard day and I feel my head is going to explode." " Excuse me..." "But you're smoking." " No, I stopped smoking 3 weeks ago." "I generally have a strong will but this time I got a patch." " See?" " It suits you." "But I meant you have smoke coming out your head." "Yes, indeed." " May I?" " Be my guest." " Where did this come from?" " This is from Morocco." "Put it out please." "This is a non-smoking office." "I'm sorry." "Okay, can we start the lesson?" "I have also other things to do." "Of course." "Where did you finish last lesson?" " At adjusting the chair." " Grab the mouse." "One eye on the monitor, and the other on the keyboard." "One eye on the monitor, and the other on the keyboard." "This won't be easy." " Are you sure this is for kids under 6?" " Dad, this game is super soft." "We haven't played it for years." "Daniel..." "You'll never imagine what a difficult case I've been given." "It's widely known I have no imagination." "They've sent us an important client." "A very important client." " That is?" " He's wanted by every police in Europe." "And they sent him here?" "That's good." "He can play some boules." "He won't have time." "Tomorrow at 5 a.m. we'll put him on a plane to Congo." "If he doesn't escape in the meantime." "I don't want to make fun of you, but this isn't a police station." " It's an amusement center." " Exactly, Daniel." "Gibert has summoned everyone and I have to do overtime." "I've called Petra, but she doesn't answer." "She's still on that damn secret mission." "So I'm left with the kid and..." "You'd like your friend Daniel to take care of him." "For 2 or 3 hours until I'm off duty." "I'll pick him up after duty." " Sugar?" " Yes." "When will I get to work?" "I've been with the kids since this morning." "Your wife can't take of them?" "She's in Paris at a redecorating exposition." " She redecorates?" " She only redecorates garages." "She's decided to redecorate our garage." " What a mess..." " That's right." "Even the taxi has to stand outside." "Can you imagine?" " That's rough." " Right." "But come to think of it..." "Better for the taxi to stand outside." "She's putting flowers everywhere." "The flower pollen is damaging everything." "I spend the weekends cleaning everything with cotton swabs." "When living with someone you need to learn to compromise." "And what compromises have you arrived at with Petra?" " A whole bunch." " For example?" "For example, my personal things." "When I was single my things were a mess." "And when Petra saw a shirt lying around she'd throw it out the window." " Your boxers too?" " Everything, I'm telling you." "What did you do?" "Did you learn to clean up?" "Exactly." "And I bought a fishing rod." "I don't have to go down 3 floors to get my stuff." " When do you want to pick up your kid?" " I'll be off duty in 2 hours." " Okay." "Go for 2 hours." " You're a real pal, Daniel." "Yeah, I know." "Tell me." "Since it'll be the 4 of us without the wives, how about some pizza and TV at my garage?" " Before the shop closes." " Sold." "Tell me." "What will you do with them during those 2 hours?" "I have an idea." " Grandpa!" " Kids!" "It's so nice to see you." "You were supposed to come on Sunday." "I know, but we were going to the movies and they saw your house, and started to scream wanting to see you." "Yes, grandpa." "I missed you so much." "I want to stay with Leo." "My sweet angels." "I'm here." "Grandpa is here." "Don't worry." "They're so sensitive." "Their mothers are out of town." "They act like tough guys, but in fact they're soft-hearted." "Can I keep them for a couple of hours?" "So that they can calm down." "But not more than 2 hours, Mr. General." "They have homework to do." "2 hours." "Starting now." "He's been gone an hour." "Shall we go get him?" "We'll wait another 5 minutes and then we'll go." " That's it." " And now down." "Faster." " Faster..." " Up." "See." "It's not so hard." "The most important is to keep a steady pace." " Boss!" " Alan, you made me lose." "How many points did I score?" " 8." " Not bad for a first time." " What's the record?" " The record is... 20 million, 653 thousand." " May I?" " Be my guest." " Hello?" " It's me." "Shall we come and get you?" "No, there's no need." "I'm done here." "I'll be there soon." " Okay, fine." " And?" " He's fine." " Excuse me, but I have to go." " Already?" " Another client is waiting for me." "Next month at the same hour." "With great pleasure." "Alan, what did you do?" "Are you completely nuts?" "You gave an order to put him in the big office." "And orders shouldn't be questioned." "That's true." "You did well, my little Alan." "Take off the cover." "He won't stand here all dressed up." " He's impressive." " Is he really that dangerous?" "He's even worse." "He can slit a sheep's throat with his ears." "Don't be afraid, my little Emilien." "I spent 5 years in Equatorial Guyana, eating fried spiders and counting hippos for UNESCO." "So I won't be scared of some Belgian, believe me." "We'll start with a routine interrogation." "That'll calm him down." "Alan, get me the papers." "Go ahead, Alan." "First and last name!" "So?" "How'd it go?" "The place is a nuthouse, I swear." "It gives me the creeps." "Come on, go." " You want to play the wise guy?" " Alan, the Bouches-du-Rhône department." " Bouches-du-Rhône?" " Yes, Bouches-du-Rhône." " Sure, boss." " You'll see." "Will you answer?" "Stay calm!" "You still want to play the wise guy?" "Alright." "Alan, there's a hunting rifle in my desk." "You'll see." "I brought it back from Guyana." "A gift from the head of the reserve." "This dart will put an elephant to sleep in 5 seconds." "Okay, Alan." "Careful, it's loaded." "Keep him at gunpoint." "If he tries to escape, fire at him." " Without a warning shot?" " Of course." "There's only one dart." "What will you use to put him to sleep?" "All the better for me." "Let's continue the interrogation." "First and last name." " What's that?" " He's starting to piss me off." "Don't piss me off." "You don't want to see me pissed off." "Boss, it must be hard for him to talk with a ball in his mouth." "That's just an excuse." "If he wanted to, he'd talk." "Look, boss." "He's trying to say something." "Let him say it." "That's all we're asking." "Boss, what if we take the ball out of his mouth?" "Not a chance." "Give an arm, he'll take a finger." "That's what this little blackboard is for." " There's a blackboard?" " Yeah, have a look." "And there's chalk on a chain." "This allows him to communicate." "Very good." "He'll answer us in writing." "Emilien, write "first and last name"." "Boss, he can't talk but he can hear us very well." "Give him the chalk." "But be careful, he doesn't bite your leg off." "Go ahead, Emilien." "Slowly." "Very good, Emilien." "PEE" "What did he write?" " Pee." " That's right." "I understand, but is that his first or last name?" "Boss, I think he wants to go to the bathroom." "He's not going anywhere." "That trick "I'll go to the bathroom and run away"," "I've seen it a hundred times." "He thinks he'll trick us with such an old stunt." "Are you kidding me?" "There must be something prepared for such an eventuality." "Look over there." "Look where?" " Emilien, do you know how this works?" " Of course." "It's kids' play." "This is the drain pipe." "And this one is for cleaning." "Simple." "They showed us a training video about new equipment a month ago." " Right, Alan?" "Never mind." " Hook him up." "And you keep him at gunpoint!" "Try this and tell me what you think." "This stuff is strong." "I'm already seeing huge worms." "This connects to the water tap." "And this is placed in the toilet." "Done." "That was easy." "I hooked up the pipes..." " Alan, give me that." " I'm sorry, man." " I wasn't focused." " Then focus a little, Alan." "We're at a police station so you can't go around waving a weapon." "And we have no experience in shooting at bears." "This thing is used to shoot at bears." "You have to be careful in an office." "One finger on the safety catch, while keeping the weapon close to the body, like this." "My foot." " There's a chair here." " Lay him down." "He weighs as much as a couple of people." " Damn..." "Look at him." " He looks like he smoked some carpet." "No, it's some stuff for bears." " For bears?" " You gave him that." " I didn't give him anything." " No, you morons." "He shot himself with a sleeping dart for bears." "We have to wake him or he'll hibernate for 6 months." "Consider that... 6 months of peace..." "And who will sign the vacations?" " Get up!" " Wake up!" "General alarm!" "Where were we?" " We were at first and last name." " Have you become as stupid as Gibert?" "I'm sorry." "I spend the whole day with him so it's starting to rub off." "Are you okay Belgian?" "Did you take a leak?" "Did you play "white men can't piss"?" "That was funny." ""White men can't piss"." "Okay, enough." "That must have been a big pee." "See how his legs have swollen?" "But that's not normal." " It should go out the drain pipe." " But water is flowing inwards." "That's not possible." "Water should flow outwards." "Yes, I know." "Maybe you hooked it up wrong." "No, that's not possible." "I was extra careful." "I connected the drain pipe to the tap, putting the other pipe in the toilet." "Seems right to me." "Anyway, something's wrong." "I'll go and check." "I messed up again." "I'm such an idiot." " Turned off the water, it should drop." " It's dropping." "Look." "Before he had two geysers shooting from his eyes and now he has two little disks." "Damn, we need to get him out of there." "He'll drown." "Are you sure about this?" "He's extremely dangerous." "We can't toy with him." "Do you think the death of a Belgian at a French station is something funny?" "You're right." "That isn't funny." "There must be a way to quickly open this." " See anything?" " A button, a lever." "A chain?" "No, a handle." "Hurry up." "Grab it on your side." "Ready?" "One." "Two." "He doesn't look good." "Let's take off the mask." "You do it." " Why me?" " Go ahead, do it." " This thing is hard to take off." " Do it slowly." "This is funny." "This isn't how I imagined him." " Then how?" " I don't know." "A face... teeth like..." "And a jaw like..." " Like a monster." " Yeah." "Worse." "The biggest killers are the most anonymous." "The better they look, the more careful we are." "Go ahead, wake him." " What are you doing?" " I'm being careful." "Sir?" "Sir?" "Sir?" "Sir?" " He feels better now." " That's good." "I'm glad." " Where am I?" " At Marseille's main police station." "And you're police officers?" "Yes." "We're soon to be chief inspectors." "Soon to be chief inspectors." " The book?" " No, first the flyswatter." "Stop it!" "Listen." "This is a regrettable mistake." "And it's not the fault of the French police, but the Belgian one." "It's true." "Mr. Albert Vandenbosh." "Wanted by Interpol for criminal cases in 17 countries." "Memory coming back?" "My memory is good and that's the problem." "My name isn't Albert Vandenbosh but Fénimore Eugene Triboulet and I'm an attaché at the Belgian Embassy." "He thinks we're morons." "1987." "Armed robbery on the Paris-Bouche train." "I did not commit any crime." "I'm an attaché." "You're rather attached." "If you think we'll believe your story, then you're very mistaken." "Alan, prepare a report for the boss." " It'll make him happy." " I'll go over to the file." "Write." "Albert Vandenbosh." "Eugene Triboulet, I tell you." "I know that Vandenbosh." "Look at his picture." "He has a different face." "He has a moron's face." " Yeah, sure." " Emilien?" "Come and see this." "Who is this?" " Albert Vandenbosh." " See?" "I told you." "I won't blame you, it wasn't your fault." "Untie me." "I won't file a complaint and we can forget about this." " Where did you meet Vandenbosh?" " I wouldn't say that I met him." "I saw him at the police station in Bruges." "What were you doing at the station in Bruges?" "I came to report a robbery." "I was the victim of a carjacking." " A car what?" " A carjacking." "My Toyota was stolen." "Two guys threw me out of my car and drove off with it." " In Marseille we call that a "Parisian"." " In Belgium we say "carjacking"." " Carjacking." " Carjacking." "And then?" "I was in the Commissionaire's office, a kind and hospitable man, when I felt the need to go to the bathroom." " You always feel the need to go pee?" " I had some prostate surgery last year." " I'm sorry." " And then?" "I was in the bathroom cabin, when I stumbled upon Vandenbosh, who was taking off this horrible suit." "And then his accomplices jumped on top of me and forced me to put on this horrible attire." "Of course I tried to defend myself." "But they put the ball in my mouth and since then I couldn't defend myself." " Do you understand?" " You're really good." "But unluckily for you, you've met your match today." " Emilien?" " What now?" "Can you come and see this?" "BELGIAN EMBASSY, FENIMORE EUGENE TRIBOULET CULTURAL ATTACHE" "Fénimore Eugene Triboulet." "Cultural attaché at the Belgian embassy since 1996." "Since the 17th of May 1996 to be exact." "My nomination was also shown in the evening TV news." " Is there a number to call?" " Yeah, there's the number." "Go ahead, call." "Call them." "Belgian Embassy, hello." "How may I help you?" "Hello." "I'd like to talk to Mr. Triboulet." "Unfortunately Mr. Triboulet has been absent for 3 days." "Do you know where I can find him?" "It's an important matter." "To be honest, we haven't heard from Mr. Triboulet in 3 days, and the embassy is starting to worry." " Are you saying he's disappeared?" " Something like that." "We know he went to the station in Bruges Tuesday morning, to report the carjacking of his Toyota." "And since then we have no news of him." " Are you his father?" " No." "That's terrible." "I'll call again later." "Holy cow..." "Will you talk?" " Go easy on him." " Don't worry." "I have an eye on them." "And you try not to burn down the station." "Can you borrow me some clothes?" "We have a problem with the prisoner." "Yeah, look in the closet." "The boss has a few shirts to change clothes." "You're right." "He can change clothes every 10 minutes." "My little Daniel." "You've come at the right time." "Is there a problem?" "No, but it would be nice if you could sign an armistice." "Leo, look over here." "Awesome." "I prefer to die in glory than to surrender in infamy." "What is that?" "Peace." "The war's over." " Are you okay, Mr. General?" " I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I lost the battle but not the war." "If you don't mind the next battle will be some other time." " I'd like the kids to do their homework." " Yes." "Of course." " Let's do it this Sunday." " This Sunday." "That's right." "The day of Our Father." "It'll make Him happy." "Yes." "And we'll eat an apple pie." "Very good." "I'll take care of that." "Go to the car." "You were supposed to be good for 2 hours, and not destroy his living room." "He started it." "We wanted to play checkers." "But he said that checkers are a game for faggots." "Checkers are a game for faggots?" "He said that?" " And do you know what a "faggot" is?" " A "faggot" is a flyswatter." "My dad says there are plenty of faggots at the office." "I don't know what these flies ate this summer but they're huge." "Your boss must be really well-built." "These clothes are a little too big but you look good in them." "This isn't exactly my style but I won't be picky." " Better this than that diving suit." " That's for sure." "This one is huge." " Are you nuts?" " Sorry, man." "But there was a giant fly right here." "Giant flies and worms." "I know what you're saying." " I have something to make it go away." " I assure you..." "Where did it go?" "How many of these flyswatters do you have?" "No, it's not at all like that." "I'll explain." "Our boss loves fly fishing." "And his birthday is coming up, so we're collecting some flies for him." "It'll be a surprise." " Excuse me." " Okay..." "Give you a ride?" "No, thank you." "I'll take a cab." "Bye." "And once again I'm sorry." " Daniel." "Is Emilien off duty?" " He has an hour left." "Tell him I'm with the kids." "I'll get the pizzas and we'll meet at my place." "Alright." "I'll tell him." " Bye." " Thanks." "You've arrived at the right time." "I was looking for a means of transport." "Where should I drive you, sir?" "Number 4, Mediterranean Square." "Nice address." " And may I ask for a favor?" " Which is?" "I know that French Riviera inhabitants live at their own pace, because of the sun, which induces them to take siestas." "But the sun has set and the heat has subsided so I won't play the tourist." "So could you step on it, so that I may arrive at my destination as soon as possible?" "The port of Marseille, for Marseille." "Right?" "You better buckle up instead of being a wise guy." "What?" " Disgusting." " What a stench." "I deserved it." " Have a nice stay in Marseille." " Bye." "Delta 1, the sardine has arrived." "Your turn, Delta 3." " Roger that." "We're on our way." " We're starting." "This is better than those clothes that smelled like sardines." "Did you get all the things I asked for?" " Everything's ready." " What about the specialist?" "It's not easy to find someone competent in this town." "So I had to..." "Serge, I'm not asking how brilliant you were, but whether you found a specialist." " The best of the best." "Then get me a meeting with him, if you don't mind." "Of course." "I asked him to pay you a visit." "That must be him." " Do we kiss or shake hands?" " Given the choice, I'll pick the kiss." "In Belgium it's 3." "It's an honor to work for you." " What do you know about my work?" " Work." "What a vulgar word." " I prefer to speak of your masterpiece." " She's good." "Okay." "When do we start?" "Not so fast." "I'm a softy for compliments, but before we begin, I have to test you." "A sort of ritual." "I'll close my eyes." "I'll hold you close." "And you'll try, I repeat, you'll try to steal something without me noticing." "You have 1 minute." "Starting now." "I set it to the right time." "It was running a minute late." " She's really very good." " Where did you recruit her?" "It's no use." "We've tried the books but he's not interested in any of them." "Okay..." "I see only one solution." " He's here." " Where's the bear?" " His nose is warm." " He's not a bear, he's a commissionaire." "He shot himself with a sleeping dart." "We need to wake him." "That's what I thought because I've never seen such a species." " I'll apply the antidote." " This dose is for an elephant but it works the same way in case of a bear." " Do you know what you're doing?" " The most important is to aim properly above the trunk and between the eyes." " Emilien!" " I'm here, boss." " Are you okay?" "What's wrong?" " That's a normal reaction." "He should lie some time in his basket." "I dozed off for 5 minutes." "What time is it?" "12:05?" "That's why I'm so hungry." " I'd eat an ox." " Shall I order a pizza, boss?" " I won't refuse, my little Alan." " I'm on it." "Emilien, I had an absurd dream and you were in it." " Really?" " Yes, that Belgian had tricked you and you let him get away." "It was one of those dreams." "Emilien?" "Daniel..." "You'll never believe what happened." " You got fired?" " How'd you know?" "You get fired once a month." "It's easy to remember." "But this time it's for real, Daniel." "Do you remember that public enemy no. 1?" "We were supposed to keep an eye on him during his stay." " I let him get away." " No?" "I did." "He got away and I didn't stop him." " I'm such an idiot." " That was quite a stupidity." "It's not just one stupidity, it's a whole bunch." "I keep stacking them one on top of the other." "I've made so many of them, I can write the dictionary of stupidity." " Don't rub it in." " You had your successes." "The Santa Clause gang?" "That Chinese woman?" "Those were lucky shots." "I'm a good-for-nothing, Daniel." "Gibert did the right thing by taking away my badge." "I don't deserve it." "Don't worry." "You're not the only one." "Besides, I picked this profession to make my dad happy." "He asked me on his death bed." "How could I refuse?" "That's not easy." "But you tried your best and that's what counts." "Yeah, you're right." "Time to start a new chapter and do something else." " Something that I care about." " Now that's positive attitude." "Apart from stupidities, what would you like to do?" "That's problem." "I've become attached to this profession." "It's one of the most beautiful professions." "In that case, you're really in a dead end." "If only I could find the Belgian, Gibert would give me back my badge." " What Belgian?" " The prisoner was a Belgian." " With big face, dressed as a fisherman?" " Yeah." "That's exactly him." "Did you see him?" "He got in my cab in front of the station." "That was him." "He didn't want a lift, preferring a cab." "That was a truly spectacular escape." "Was there also a goodbye fanfare?" "Stop it, Daniel." "Do you remember where you drove him?" "Of course I remember." " You're a genius, Daniel." " Emilien?" " What?" " And what about the kids?" "Crap." "The kids." "Do you have an idea?" "Ah, my little Daniel." " Is it already Sunday?" " Yes, it's Sunday." "I'll leave the kids and go get the apple pie." "Very good." "I'll fire up the oven." " Are you sure this is it?" " Yes, no. 4." "We have to make sure they're still here." " They're still here." " How do you know?" "The lights are out." "The lights are out, they're sleeping like everyone else, except morons." "And the car is parked up front." " You'd make a good cop, you know?" " Was that a compliment?" " Yes." " Don't tell me it never attracted you." "As a kid, you never played cops and robbers?" "I did." "But I was always part of the other team." "So if you want my help tomorrow, I need to get some sleep." " Is that possible?" " Go ahead." "Sleep." "I'll keep an eye on them." "Emilien!" "I'm sorry." "I dozed off." "We have coffee, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, cake." "And yogurt." " You had all this in the car?" " I went out to buy it." "What?" "So the house wasn't being watched?" "I was supposed to sleep, and you were supposed to watch the house." "But you snore so loud that I can't sleep." " So maybe they ran off." " They didn't run off." "Look." "The car is parked in the same spot." "Two guys drove up in a second car an hour ago." "Yeah?" "Why didn't you wake me up?" "When you're asleep that's when I get some rest." "In spite of the snoring." "Daniel..." "They're leaving." "There's your Belgian." "It's not him." "He didn't have a mustache and he was younger." "Emilien, he disguised himself." " Look." "That mustache is falling off." " Yes." "Why would he dress up as an old man when going out?" "Maybe because the police is looking for him." "Oh yeah, of course." "But I've seen that girl somewhere before." "I've never seen her." " Where are they going?" " Guess." "MONACO" "Monaco, of course." "One bank per square inch." "This is paradise for him." "It's called a fiscal paradise." "Yeah, tell me about it." "There are plenty of boxes here we'd like to open." "It would help us in many cases." "Should I ask the Belgian to open a few?" "He owes you that for your help." "Stop your nonsense." "There we go." "He's chosen a bank." "BELGIAN ROYAL BANK" "Belgian Royal Bank." " Most likely he's homesick." " Will they rob the bank?" " They didn't go to play boules." " I'm calling Gibert." "Don't you want to wait until you have some proof?" "Don't worry." "We'll find the proof later." "Hello, sir?" "Emilien speaking." "I have the Belgian." "I mean I've located him." "I know I'm not a cop anymore." "I was taking a walk and I saw him walk into a bank with his gang." "They didn't go there to play boules." "It's the Belgian Royal Bank in Monaco." "Yeah, it's far." "Okay, I'll try to slow them down." " They're coming." " Great." "We've located the Daltons, and they're sending Rantanplan." "Hello." "How may I help you?" "Yes, I've come to see my son, Edward." " Edward Triboulet?" "You're his father?" " Yes." "My pleasure." "He'll be happy to see you." "This way please." "Second floor, room 115." " Thank you, young man." " This way." "You're kind, Etienne." "Come in." "Dad?" " Dad has been dead for 4 years, moron." " Oh, right." "He wouldn't be proud you changed your name." "You didn't like it, did you?" "Fénimore..." "You're not in prison?" "Not this week." "I treat prison like a country house." "I go there to relax." "Bring your head closer." "What a stupid hairstyle." "Can't you get another hairstyle?" "Girls don't like hair combed like that." "They like hair combed like mine." " I assume you're still single." " Yes." " Delta 1, we're in position." " Roger that, Delta 2." "That girl is going to join them." "I've seen her before." "I'm sure of that." " I'm entering the bank." " Roger that, Delta 2." " We have you on visual." " Things are heating up." "Maybe I'll go there and have a discreet look." "No." "You don't know what discreet is." "We stay in the car and wait for Rantanplan." "Madame?" "I have an appointment with Mr. Triboulet to open an account." "I'll call him, madam." "Go ahead." "What are you waiting for?" "Hello?" "A client." "Take care of her." "Don't let my presence inconvenience you." "Yes, I'm coming." "Right away." "Go and give me the keys to the safe." "I'll take your place." "I only have the keys to the empty boxes." " I only open accounts." " Good, because so do I." "I'm sorry for the delay, countess." "Please, this way." " Open it." " Yes sir, Mr. Triboulet." "If you don't mind the step, countess." "And we're done." "Your turn, countess." "Do you have a favorite place when opening an account?" " That wall there." " On that wall we have number 82." "Okay?" "Perfect." " And?" "Catch anything?" " I'm looking for the alarm-cables." "If I don't turn it off, the alarm will go off when we open a safety box." " She's really very good." " That's for sure." "Bring us something to eat." "I haven't eaten since last night." "I'll bring us something, boss." "FRIES" "What's Gibert doing?" "It doesn't take an hour to get to Monaco." " I've taught you some bad habits." " That's true." "And what are they doing?" "It doesn't take an hour to open a box." "Maybe they're opening more than one." " A list of those we want to open." " This will take time." "Have a coffee." "A coffee?" "The "La Libre Belgique" newspaper." "Now this is class." "In Her Majesty's service." " I've opened the first box." " Roger, Delta 2." "Carry on." " What?" " A guy in a suit and dark glasses gets in a van at 9 in the morning." "Do you think that's normal?" "Maybe he got back from work and is changing clothes before going out." "And he bought fries, even though he sells them." "Maybe those he bought are better than his own." " You have an answer for everything." " And that's why I'm a cop." "I have only 5 boxes left." "Alright Delta 2, wait a moment." "Number 107." "I repeat:" "107. 1-0-7." "Roger." " A black diary." "Is that it?" " Confirmed." " You scared me." " I'm sorry." " How's it going?" " Only 5 left." " Hurry up." " Of course." " It's me." "How's it going?" " I'm doing what I can, but..." "He has a smaller head than yours, so the wig keeps falling off." "Stop fooling around and get out of there!" "Moron." "Enough of this." "Put on the mustache and let's go." "Or else he'll yell at me again." "What are they doing?" "Have they stopped for breakfast?" "That wouldn't surprise me." " Look." "There." " I told you, he'll get away." " Yes, hello?" " Gibert here." "Boss, he's leaving the bank disguised as an old man." " Where are you?" " The driver left to ask for directions but it's not easy cause the inhabitants run away when they see a police officer." "And the GPS is broken again." "It's displaying the wrong town." " Where do I go now?" " You go to the beach." "Once you get there, you walk into the sea and swim ahead." " Alright." " Now get lost." "He left and is going to get away." "He's at the end of the street." "It's there around that corner." "Emilien, how was that old man dressed?" " What do we do?" " Nothing." "We don't care." "It's not him." " I'm not myself!" "I'm not myself!" " Sure." "And I'm not myself either." " Load him up." " You're making a mistake." " Emilien?" " Yes, boss?" "We'll meet at the office." "I have a police badge for you." "Thank you, boss." "Did you hear that?" "Wonderful!" "And thanks to you, Daniel." "How will I ever thank you?" " Emilien, something's fishy." " He simply feels guilty." "He knows I'm a good cop and doesn't want to lose me." "I'm not talking about that, but about the Belgian." "They drove up in 2 cars and 6 people went in with bags." "Now 2 of them came out with no bags and left on foot." " Can you explain that?" " No." "That's not easy." "And did you notice the old man wasn't limping the same way?" "I did notice that." "I thought he must have fallen down the stairs." " Old people often fall down the stairs." " And I think it's not the same person." "Really?" "If that wasn't the Belgian then where is he?" "There." "Holy cow..." "I'll take a different route." "That'll be more discreet." " We'll meet at the house." " No way." "We rob together and get caught together." "Besides, you won't leave me." "I'm rich and single." "I'd regret it." " Dammit." "He didn't let her leave." " What now?" "Do we follow them?" "With this piece of junk?" " What are you waiting for?" "Follow them." " I'll let them get away." "It's more fun." "This isn't the time for games." "Go." "Why are they going so slowly?" "It's nice to drive slowly for once." "We can enjoy the scenery." "Driving this slowly they'll suspect us." "A taxi cab is less suspicious than a piece of junk with fries." "What are they up to?" "In Monaco they prefer caviar over fries." "When they saw a car with Belgian plates, they followed their client." "I assure you, this isn't the time for jokes." "I remind you that I'm up to my neck in trouble." "You got your badge back." "That's what matters." "Really?" "You think Gibert will give me my badge, when he learns he has wrong guy?" "My name is Edward Triboulet and I work for the Belgian Royal Bank." "And I'm Hercule Poirot." "Alan, which book is it now?" " Number 77, boss." " 77..." "The Seine-et-Marne department." "A very nice department." "You'll see." "It's worth a visit, isn't it?" "Let's try this again." "First and last name!" "My name is Edward." "Edward Triboulet." "This is leading nowhere, boss." "And we have few books left." "Don't worry about that." "We have the 22-part encyclopedia." "But..." "Since he's Belgian I thought we could use a different method." "Do you know what I mean?" "Good thinking, my little Alan." "Everyone get out." "Please!" "Don't leave me!" "Please, don't leave me!" "Stay!" " So you're Belgian?" " Yes, I'm from Brussels." " Jacques Brel was also Belgian?" " Yes, he was a great man and a hero." "Let's listen to the hero." "Beautiful, isn't it?" " Wonderful." " Is this better?" "Not that." "No." "Mercy." "No!" "Stop it!" " Not that..." " First and last name!" "Help!" "Save me!" " Damn." "He's giving it to him." " The boss is good at that." "Crap." "We lost those guys with the fries." "We're not going to the house?" "I have greater ambitions than that pitiful house." "Call the Columbian." " Are you out of prison?" " Yes, I'm calling to tell you that thanks to what I'm holding, you'll take my place." " I'm listening." " BRB." "Belgian Royal Bank." "Ring a bell?" "The things that were in your box are not there anymore." "Hello?" "Did you drown in your pretty pool?" " What do you want?" " Not much." "You have 10 minutes to get in your yacht and sail to your shitty country." "And we're done." "I got us an estate, my dear." "Tell me what you think." "This is what I love." "I came here a year ago, for talks with the Columbian." "And I fell madly in love with this place." "But that bastard wouldn't sell it to me." "Come, my dear." "I'll take you to paradise." "Look at this." "Isn't this beautiful?" "Follow me." "Isn't this paradise?" "This stuff is first class." "It's not the flour they sell on the streets of the capital." "You turned me on in the bank, while opening those boxes." "Eugene..." "Don't you think we should slow down?" "We have no time to lose." "We have to hurry, ever faster." "We might be dead in an hour." "We have to make use of each moment." " You're right, Eugene." " Call me Fénimore." "Fénimore, allow me to change clothes, to look more beautiful." "That's a good idea." "I'll change too." "And we'll eat a candlelight dinner on the patio overlooking the sea." "Excellent." "See you soon, Fénimore." "Delta 1, you need to come get me, things are heating up here." " When will you be here?" " Hold on, Delta 2." "Excuse me, sir." "How long will the repair take?" "Young man... 2 or 3 days." "Delta 2..." "I'm sending reinforcements." " Emilien, what are you doing?" " I'm calling reinforcements." "My little Emilien." "The Belgian admitted everything." " Everything?" " Everything." "We couldn't stop him." "And since he became so willing, we attributed him a few other cases." "He'll get a 1000 years of prison and won't notice the difference." " Boss, that's not the right Belgian." " What do you mean?" "That's his double, a look-alike." "The real Belgian left the bank 5 minutes later." "So where's the real Belgian?" "I've followed him to the Columbian's villa in Cannes." " The Belgian and the Columbian together." " Can you imagine such a catch?" "General alarm!" " You look sublime, my dear." " Thank you." "And you look great in white." "You think so?" "I like white." "I like white..." "But I prefer champagne." " Did you hear those shots?" " I heard only one." "Trust me." "One shot is usually followed by others." "What are you doing?" "I'll take up a forward position and prepare the terrain for Gibert." "You'd be better off guarding the rear." "Don't worry." "I'll inspect the topography of the terrain." "So that special forces can penetrate easily." "Here." "Put this in your ear." "You'll be able to monitor me from afar." "I have a bad feeling about this." "To us." "There's a high fence." "I'm climbing up a post." "There's a tree branch that reaches into the estate." "That's strange." "Such branches are usually sawed." "But this one isn't." "Actually..." "It is." "That was a topography class presented by Emilien." "Let's dance." "Do you realize what a couple we'll make?" "Fire and ice." "My Machiavellism and your professionalism." "We'll be the most feared couple of modern times." "I'll be your Clyde and you'll be my Bonnie." " Shall we dance or kiss?" " We can do both." "Otherwise I'll come to believe you're a double agent." "Haven't you learned to knock when entering?" "I'm sorry, boss." "But look what fell out of the sky." "Well, well." "It's the little cop from Marseille." "That little cop is an inspector." "I won't let you get away with this." "Hands in the air!" "You're under arrest!" "You know, you're really stupid." "Barging in here with your little gun and believing you can arrest the public enemy no. 1." "The killer of the Flanders." "The monster of Belgium." "I warn you." "The house is surrounded." " Really?" " Right." "Reinforcements." "An armada." "I can hear the helicopters circling the house." " They'll be here any moment." " Very good." "We'll be waiting for them." "I'll show you what we'll welcome them with." "But first you'll pay for disturbing my peace!" "Leave him to me." "I've always dreamed of killing a cop." "And I was off to a good start." "Fine." "This will be my engagement gift for you, my rose." " No other gift will make me happier." " Miss, please listen to me..." " Mrs." " Mrs., if you prefer." "I've never hit a woman and I practiced judo for 8 years." "That was a Japanese hold." "Since you insist, I'll take this seriously." " Okay." "But open your eyes." " Don't worry about me." "But I am worried about you." " Do we know each other?" " Think harder." "I don't know that hold, but that must have hurt." "Reinforcements better come quick or there won't be much left of him." " Do you like my girlfriend?" " She's not my type." "And would you like me more if I were a blonde?" " Petra?" " I was sure that I know her." "It took you a while." "Finally." "Gibert and his orchestra." "Boss, should I check if the front gate isn't open?" "You might as well use the door bell." "The success of an operation hinges on the element of surprise." "And thanks to this catapult-system we will jump over the fence!" "That was the Swedish corkscrew." "Go on." "Show him." "Break his neck." " Finish him." " I have a knife on my right thigh." " Take me as a hostage." " What?" " Turn around and take me." " In front of everyone?" "Take me as a hostage, you idiot." " He's holding a knife on my throat." " Where did he get the knife?" " I did a body search and found nothing." " If you move, I'll slit her throat." "Nobody move." "Don't worry, dear." "I'll deal with this." "Stay calm." "And you, little cop..." "Tell me what you want and you'll have it." "Boss, are you sure this is safe without a warm-up?" "I'm warm as the breeze, Alan." "I took part in a trampoline competition back in 71." " Exactly. 71 was a long time ago." " Jumping on a trampoline is like biking." "You never forget it." "Send the first group." "Betrayed by technology..." "Alan, go to the truck, and find the problem." "I'm on it, boss." " What's your number, boss?" " I have no idea." "I'm in last place." "Probably a burned-out fuse." "Find it." "With his weight, I'm not surprised it doesn't work." "OVERLOAD" " I found the problem, boss." " We have company." " What do we do, boss?" "We wage war!" "You want to play?" "You want to catch me?" "Then come and get me!" "I'm glad I stayed in my cab." "I'm the no. 1, do you hear me?" "And not only of Belgium, but of the whole world!" "And some French cops are not going to scare me!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "I'll show you!" "Do you know what this Frenchie says?" "He says you're making him mad!" "And this little Frenchie is going to kick your ass." "It won't take long." " Daniel, help us." " I'm not surprised he remembers me." "And who's no. 1 now?" "This weapon is dangerous." "I'll go get something bigger." " Is he nuts?" " What's he doing?" "Guys, look what I found." "I saw one of these in a movie." "Ignition." "This guy should be locked away." "I'll clean up this house." "It won't take long." "Help..." "It looks better in yellow." "My love..." "When I think that I didn't recognize you and that I almost hit you." "Don't worry." "I would have defended myself." "Where should I drop you off, before matters get hot?" "Listen, buddy." "I won't congratulate you for that handling." "Neither will I. And I'm not the only one." "Excuse me, who among you is the group leader?" "Excuse me." "Right." "May I ask what your rank is?" " Commandant." " That's it?" "Judging by your look, I thought you were a General." "Surely someone doesn't like you and is putting a spanner in the works." "I can take care of that." "I know a few influential people." "I buy weapons for them, so they owe me a favor, Commandant." "Why not." "Shall we discuss this in the car?" " My pleasure, Commandant." " Load him up!" "What are you doing?" "Let go of me!" "You're making a mistake!" "Do you know who I am?" "Let go of me!" "You're making a mistake!" "Young man, your behavior is an example for others." "Thank you, sir." "But Emilien deserves the merit." "I only drove the taxi cab." "Besides, the meter has been running since yesterday." "There's something I don't get." "You knew he was going to rob that bank?" "Yes." "There are hundreds of safety boxes we can't legally open." "So we gave the Belgian the green light and he opened them for us." "He'll get 200 years of prison and won't notice the difference." " Exactly." " How did you know he would escape?" "By transferring him to you, we were 90% sure he'd escape." "Really?" "So I had my part in the success of this operation?" "Yes." "You were perfect." "Any news about Gibert?" "Even a whole box of sleeping pills hasn't slowed him down." "We'll show them!" "Forward!" " Win the match!" " The Commissionaire is full of energy." "We've tried everything to get him to tire." "We signed him up for the New York marathon, but even that didn't help." "Shoot!" "Go on!" "What's he doing?" "Is this how he plays?" "Shoot!" "You're not here to pretend you're playing." "I'll show you how to play." "Is this hard to do?" "Look." "Look at this ball handling." "Yeah!" "Sync and fix:" "Poko"
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"My name is Abby Mills," "And I've come home to Harper's Island." "My best friend is getting married" "To the girl of his dreams." "But not everything about this trip is a celebration." "Seven years ago,I left this place after" "John Wakefield murdered six people." "My mother was one of them." "­ Everyone else has moved on... ­ Believes the killings are in the past." "But I can't help but feel..." "There's more to come." "Previously on Harper's Island:" "What is that?" "You ever seen a dead body before?" "Guys,there's money." "A lots of money, like thousands." "We have to find a safe place to put that money," "Just put it somewhere where no one's going to find it for a few days." "It's me,it's cool." "Booth." "Y-You shot yourself." "Booth!" "Hey,have you,have you seen Booth?" "No." "Somebody help me?" "­ No one's going to help you,Katherine." "Oh,Richard" "What's wrong?" "­ Katherine... with Richard she just..." "Trish..." "Trish,oh,my God,are you okay?" "It's a good thing I was here." "I saw her." "I saw her." "Trish" "­ I woke up, you've gone" "I'm breaking" "I can imagine why 20­ you've only drink about twenty mohidoes last night almost drowned we get marry tomorrow not helping take the day off." "I can't.there is so much to do." "Okthen, take the morning off." "Would you please tell her that she can take some time for herself this morning?" "I'm fine." "No, you're not." "I have a million things that I have to do today." "Well, Henry can hold down the fort for an hour." "Absolutely." "Come on, I'll go with you." "Dad." "Abby?" "... Uh, it's not..." "Um, Jimmy's in the shower." "Right." "tell him I'll meet him at Pepper's." "Okay, will do." "You doing okay?" "Good." "Fine." "Good morning, Charlie." "Charlie?" "You call him Charlie?" "She telling you about last night?" "Uh, there...there's nothing to tell." "Don't worry." "Jimmy's a fisherman." "­ I'm used to his tall tales." "I'll take a rain check on Pepper's." "No, no,we'll meet you there." "We?" "You guys had plans?" "We'll see you there in 20." "Daddy, this is so beautiful." "I can't remember the last time it was just the two of us." "Jamaica, Christmas." "Two years ago." "Wow.That was pretty fast." "I guess there haven't been all that many." "I better get on the ball." "I'm getting married, Daddy,not going off to war." "Well, it just all happened so fast." "Well, there's time." "I mean, it's not like Henry and I are moving away." "Did you see that?" "What?" "Looked like Gigi,Lucy's dog." "Lucy?" "­ I thought she left." "She did." "Come on." "How does her boyfriend put up with that dog?" "I don't know, but I'm sure you'll ask him when he gets here." "Careful." "You are going to hurt yourself, young lady." "Honey, it can't be her dog." "She's always carrying it." "I've never even seen it walk." "Yeah, maybe it was just a rabbit." "Or a wild Chihuahua." "Trish." "Honey." "Oh, God." "Are you okay?" "Take it easy,take it easy." "Are you okay?" "What happened?" "I have no idea." "Felt like a truck hit us." "Easy." "You have your cell phone?" "I don't know, it's..." "Okay." "That's all right." "All right, come on." "Can you get up?" "Yeah, I think so." "Hold on.All right." "All right.Yep." "Ankle's... ankle's not so good." "Okay, all right,let's just take it easy." "Okay.All right." "Wait." "How is my face?" "It's beautiful." "­ Liar." "Okay." "Come on." "I got you." "Let's go this way." "Why do you have pictures all over you?" "Do you like them?" "They're creepy." "So are you." "You're going to get in trouble." "Nobody cares what I do." "Me, neither." "The other day, I nearly got killed, and... no one noticed." "You think this will get you noticed?" "Only one way to find out." "I could..." "I could use some help." "Here." "Hey, babe, it's me again." "Hope you're enjoying your hour off." "Closer to two now." "Um, call me when you can." "I'm dying here." "Just kidding... kind of." "Love you." "Henry." "Lay it on me." "We have a question with table runners." "Seashell or ecru?" "Uh... ecru." "Ah... excellent." "Thank you." "Now, come with me, and we'll do napkin rings." "I don't understand the point of napkin rings." "Run!" "Booth!" "Hello?" "Booth?" "Dude." "You take the shower first, and then you turn off the water." "Do you knock, man?" "It was open." "You want to snag some breakfast?" "Where's Booth?" "I haven't seen him." "I can't believe he flaked last night." "Voicevoice mail." "Hey, Boothy." "Where you hiding out, man?" "Muffin was asking about you all night." "She was waiting for you at the bachelor party." "Call me." "Oh, and, uh, Henry wants to know why you hate him." "He'll call." "It was after junior year." "We had permission to party on his yacht." "And Wellington didn't mind a bunch of teenagers breaking into his galley and drinking all his liquor?" "Okay, no, we didn't drink all his liquor." "And yeah, Henry had the okay from Trish." "Then, why did Tom Wellington call and wake me up at 1:00 in the morning." "Because Tom hated the fact that his daughter was banging Henry." "You know, just like the fact that you" "Hated me when I was dating Abby." "I didn't hate you." "Dad, you put Jimmy in jail for an hour that night." "Okay, I hated you a little bit." "Finally, thank you." "So it's my fault you two didn't like each other back then?" " Oh, absolutely." " I guess." "Oh...fair enough." "So you're here for, what, another couple of days?" "Yeah, the wedding's tomorrow." "Don't know if you have time," "But I've got some things I've been keeping at the house" "Some of your mom's, some of yours." "Thought maybe you'd like to look through them." "Yeah, okay." "Maybe this afternoon?" "We've got the wedding rehearsal." "Let me check, see if there's time." "Voice mail again." "A lot of the island doesn't get reception." "This isn't like Booth to just disappear." "What if something happened?" "What, like he tripped over his own shovel?" "Or maybe somebody saw him burying the money." " Like who?" " I don't know," "But that was a lot of dough, a-and Booth..." "I'm just saying, guys, we don't know." "Okay, well, maybe we should go and try and find him," "You know,just in case." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, we-we-we-we could split up and meet back later." "What?" "It's me-- Madison." "That was so cool with the firecrackers." "Did you see Maggie's face?" "It looked like she wanted to go to the bathroom really bad." "Yeah, sounds like we did our job." "You want to blow up" " Some more?" " Uh, can't." "No, we used up all the firecrackers." "Hey, I know." "We could put a candy bar in the pool, so everyone thinks there's..." "Sorry, Madison, I'm kind of busy." "How come grown-ups say they're busy when they're not doing anything?" "Sometimes we're, you know, busy on the inside," "You know, just thinking about stuff." "I think about stuff." "I'm going to be flower girl tomorrow" "And I want to make sure I'm perfect." "How come you're not in the wedding?" "'Cause I didn't want to." "Henry asked me, but I said no." "But he's your brother." "You have any brothers or sisters?" "Uh-uh." "Then you wouldn't understand." "­ Just because you're related to someone doesn't mean" "You have to like them." "I understand." "It's like when Grandpa smiles at my dad." "Well, I was hoping we could get" "More time together," "But this isn't exactly what I had in mind." " Honey." "What?" "Sorry, I'm just thinking about Henry." "You look worried." "Dad," "He doesn't know the difference" "Between a Leonidas rose and a calla lily." "Maggie's probably eating him alive." "Not much of a meal." "I thought we were past this." "Past what?" "You not liking the man I'm marrying tomorrow." "I like Henry." "He's ambitious, works hard, loves you, he's..." "Just from the wrong side of the marina." "That has nothing to do with anything." "­ Then what is it?" "Really." "I don't trust the boy." "Gut instinct." "So you trust your own intestines more than your daughter?" "My instincts have gotten me where I am today." "Yeah, well, your instincts suck, Dad." "­ You married Katherine." "I thought we were past that." "She's cheating on you." "With Richard." "Sorry." "Abby." "Abby, you like Cal, right?" "­ Do you mind sitting next to him at the reception?" "Yes, these are the same clothes I wore last night," "And no, I am not doing the walk of shame." "I didn't even notice." "­ Guess who I just had breakfast with." " Who?" " My dad." "You called him," " H-he called you?" " I kind of tagged along." "Turns out he's pretty good friends with Jimmy." "I thought he hated Jimmy." "I thought he hated most people." "He asked me to come over this afternoon, pick up some stuff." "­ So you forgive him?" "I told him I might be busy." "Why?" "You think I should go?" "Henry." "You can stay here and choose salad forks with me." "­ Oh, um..." "I'd love to sit with Cal at the reception." "Oh, we may have a bit of a situation." "The napkins don't fit the napkin rings?" "I haven't been able to get ahold of Reverend Fain." "Are we concerned?" "We just need to know what time the rehearsal will end so we can time dinner." "Oh, okay." "I'll walk down to the church and take care of it." "Okay, Trish, I get why you were having a panic attack this morning" "­ And why you're taking your sweet time coming back." "Just don't take too long." "I miss your face." "Reverend Fain?" "Hello?" "Daddy... say something." "I feel like a clich?" "The widower on the rebound who marries the beautiful young woman." "The classic cuckold." "Pathetic." "You're not pathetic." "You loved her." "­ My relationship with Katherine was more complicated than just love." "What?" "You never said that..." "Trish, I..." "Dad." "Hey, there." "Sir." "Can we use your phone?" "Why is he just standing there?" "I have no idea." "Hey, hey, can we get a phone?" "What the hell?" "Oh, my God." "Daddy, Daddy." "No, no, this way, this way." "Get in here." "No!" "Aah!" "It's okay." "Looks like the reverend hasn't been" "In his office for a couple days." "The mail's all stacked up." "He's got over 20 messages on his phone." "Well, go and check his home and then give me a call." "Yeah, you got it." "Something happen to Reverend Fain?" "If you're asking me" "If I think something bad happened to him," "I don't know yet." "Right now, we got to get this carcass cleaned up" "So you can have your wedding rehearsal." "Great." "Without the reverend, it's gonna be tough to have a rehearsal." "Hey, Boothy." "Just wanted to..." "Pay my respects,tell you how sorry I am." "I kind of feel like this is my fault, you know." "I only followed you 'cause I was going to try" "And convince you to keep the money, but this..." "I am so sorry." "I-I can't tell the guys" "Because they'd think I shot you instead of what really happened." "But I want you to know that I'm going to give your share of the cash to your mom," "And I'm not going to let anybody blame you for anything." "You're my best friend." "Dad?" "Is this how you imagined you'd be spending" "Your last days as a bachelor?" "What, you mean cleaning up a mess before my fiancee finds it?" "Yes." "Oh, it's probably Maggie Krell putting out an APB on me." "I don't doubt it,the woman's half pitbull." "This is Sheriff Mills." "Please leave a message." "Hi, Dad, um, changed my mind about coming over." "Going to let myself in." "Bye." "We'll get this cleaned up and get a couple of fans in here." "Hey, do you think this is just some sick prank?" "I don't know." "It's pretty damn twisted." "Candlewick Something like this happened to me" "At the Candlewick a few days ago." "Someone put a deer head in our bungalow." "And you didn't think it was worth calling me about?" "I took care of it." "I'm pretty sure it was Shane." "Was this before or after he grabbed your brother?" "Before." "Why, do you think Shane could have done this?" "No, no, I still got him locked up at the station." "Thought I'd keep him quarantined till after the wedding." "Consider it my gift to you and Trish." "Thanks." "How is your brother?" "He's changed so much since your parents died." "Yeah, it's been hard on both of us, maybe more so on JD." "Yeah, I don't think him coming back to the island was such a good idea." "Well, all the same," "I want to thank you for getting married here." "­ It'd been" "Seven years since I'd seen her." "I was beginning to think she'd never come home." "It just takes time." "Yeah." "Abby has a lot of bad memories." "Some of them involve you." "Let me get that box." "You think it's gone?" "Stay here." "Daddy!" "Daddy." "Are you okay?" "I got your message." "­ I didn't think you'd be able to make it." "Oh, I just had some me." "Well, did you find anything?" "I kept most of your mom's jewelry." "Yeah?" "Um, I didn't see that." "Maybe I could come back later and look." "I can make coffee." "I need to get going." "All right." "Glad you could stop by." "I, I may not get to see you again before you leave." "I'm not telling you to come back or not to." "I just..." "I want to tell you I'm sorry for everything that happened before you left, for what I said." "Hope you'll come back." "I should have known better than to go over there" "But he seemed all sweet this morning" "Talking with you, and I thought maybe" "I should give my dad another chance." "You... you should see what he has in the attic-- articles, police reports...awful photographs." "Did, did you know about this?" "That he's still obsessing over Wakefield?" "No." "I mean... it comes up sometimes, Abby, you know, how he misses you or your mom." "But it wasn't just old stuff." "There were articles about other murders..." "The new ones...in Seattle, Portland, all over." "He's obsessing over murders when Wakefield's already dead." "Maybe it's just how he copes, Abby." "No." "It feels like more than that." "Like he's still chasing Wakefield." "I don't think we should clean up before the rehearsal, do you?" "No." "We'll just tell 'em some lunatic in the woods had his dog attack us." "Honey, when we get back," "I don't want you to say anything about Katherine and Richard." "What about Shea?" "She's a big part of this." "We will tell her after the wedding when we get back to Seattle, when we can do something about it." "The important thing is you getting married to Henry." "I love you." "Hey, guys.I got nothing; how about you?" "No, I asked around at the dock." "Nobody remembers seeing him." "I'm just going to say it." "Don't get pissed." "But what if Booth took the money?" " No way." " It's $250,000." "And I said there's no way that Booth would do that to us." "Look,I'd rather believe that than the other thing." "What other thing?" "What if something bad happened?" "I mean,for real,what if" "Whoever made that mess on the boat found Booth?" "­..." "What if Booth's...?" "Dead?" "­ You... you think he might be dead?" "I'm just saying we don't know." "Maybe we call the sheriff." "And tell him what?" "And tell him that we found a dead guy's body on a boat and we stole his money?" "I don't think so." "Look, maybe I was wrong before." "­ You know, m-maybe he chartered a boat and went back to the mainland." "And went where?" "It's not like we don't know where he lives." "With his mom." "What about Henry?" "He's part of this." "Oh, yeah,let's drag Henry into this the day before he gets married." "you're right, you're right." "All right, let's play it cool for now." "Just tell them" "That Booth is chilling back at his mom's." "Yeah... at his mom's." "Go." "Are you okay?" "I've been calling all day." "Yeah, well,we had an accident, but..." "What, an accident?" "Is your dad okay?" "Oh, yeah, he's, he's fine." "Um, I'm actually really glad we went." "Honey..." "What is that smell?" "I think it's raccoon." "I'll tell you all about it." "I don't think I was a very good representative" " for you today." " No?" "Napkin rings are complicated." "The details aren't that important." "I'm sure you did great." "Come on." "Yeah, Patrick, what is it?" "You're sure it's a hearing aid?" "Yeah, I know the reverend wore one." "Just stay put." "I'm on my way." "Come on in." "Hey, have you seen my brother?" "No, I haven't seen him since..." "I guess the boat ride over." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah, yeah,just a weird day." "Hey, is Madison here?" "Do you mind if I ask her?" "Sure, I'm sure she'd like the company." " In the bedroom?" " Mm-hmm." "That's a pretty dress." " Is that your flower girl dress for tomorrow?" " Yeah." "You going to wear it to the rehearsal this afternoon?" "No," "Mom says I can't." "It's too special." "You know, I'm sorry we don't have any other kids for you to play with." "It's okay, I have a friend." "JD?" "Actually, I have lots of friends." "Oh, okay, 'cause, you know," "I saw you and JD throwing firecrackers this morning." "I thought it was pretty funny." "Doesn't sound funny." "Listen, I just want to know if you went down to the church with JD." "I haven't seen him all day." "All right, well," "I guess he exploded all those firecrackers without you then." "He wouldn't." "Madison." "Where's JD?" "I got your message at the church." "What message?" "We're done." "I don't want to see you again." "Hey, Henry." "I've got one more surprise for you." "I think you're really going to like it." "It was in the dirt." "I only spotted it 'cause I had to take a leak." "Remind me again why I hired you." "My uncle Ned was best man at your wedding." "The reverend's house is back there, but the tracks lead in the opposite direction." "Call me a romantic," "But this makes me wish we'd done a big church wedding." "Dude, everything's going to be fine." "Yeah, I know, but what are we going to say about Booth?" "I don't know, like, family emergency or something?" "Henry, uh, I need to tell you something." "What's up?" "I never had sex with Trish." "I know." "I just want to make sure." "Because back in the day when you guys were broken up..." "I tried a couple times,and... she rejected me flat out." "­ She told me." "Well, you are marrying one hell of a woman." "I'll tell you that." "I am truly and sincerely happy for you, man." "Look at you two, eyeing each other all sexy-sexy." "I hope I find somebody to feel that way about." "Oh, you will." "What are you thinking?" "You ever wonder how one short walk can change everything?" "Yeah, it's like we become different people." "Trish Wellington Dunn." "Good afternoon,everybody." "As some of you may know," "Reverend Fain can't be here today, so I will be conducting the rehearsal." "First off, let's all move up to the front of the church." " Great, you made it." " Yeah." "Did you get a ride?" "Uh, Jimmy brought me." "Really?" "You know you could have invited him in, right?" "Yeah, but I'm here for you." "Where's Joel Booth?" "He had to leave." "Yeah, family emergency." "Not sure when he'll be back." "­ Lucy Daramour and..." "Chloe Carter." "Lucy will be here tomorrow and I have no idea where Chloe is." "Probably torturing Cal somewhere." "At this rate, we could have eloped." "Awful." "I'm going to be here tomorrow, and for the record, all of this hassle - completely worth it." "My wedding day was the happiest day of my life." "We're not them." "Catfish line?" "Your lips to God's ear." "All right." "And... okay." "I wish you forever happiness" "And Abby, this is when you'll do your reading." "And then you will exchange your vows and say..." "I do." "I do, too." "And now Mr. Wellington will come up and light the unity candle." "Come on, angel." "It's Reverend Fain." "Hi, this is Abby." "Leave a message after the beep." "­ Can, uh,someone get the lights?" "Oh, I..." "I got it."
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"Something neither one of us can admit given our working relationship, our military ranks." "I didn't leave..." "Because I care about her..." "It's time to let go of the things that prevent you from finding happiness." "You deserve to love someone." " What's his name?" " No one." "Humming." " Pete." " Pete?" "Pete Shannahan, he's a cop." "Oh my God!" "Maybe I did something good every now and again but nothing I've ever done seems to have changed anything." "There is only one thing we can truly control." "Whether we are good... or evil." "I know you who are Daniel Jackson, but you know not who I am." "No!" "Don't do this." "Last year, you died." "I'm dead?" "Actually, you... ascended to a higher plane of existence." "He was beamed away before our very eyes." "The human form Replicator is attempting to probe your mind, as we speak." "When she is done, she will destroy you." "And when that time comes, you will be faced with a choice." "A force of rebel Jaffa have managed to take control of the temple at Dakara." "Have the fleet disengage their battle with the Replicators." "Take it back at all cost." "We have found the Ancient weapon on Dakara." "You think Daniel had something to do with it?" "I don't know." "You have failed me." "We've known for some time that the Jaffa cannot be trusted anymore." "The remaining army of Kull Warriors still stand an excellent chance of retaking Dakara but..." "Worse than failure!" "Worse than cowardice!" "You have betrayed me." "Did you not think I would know what you have done?" "How can you still underestimate my powers?" "Your methods were ultimately unnecessary." "Not when there was another way of defeating the Replicators." "I would spare your life for the moment, only so that you may witness the fruits of your labours." "First, I will retake Dakara, then, thanks to the modifications you've made to the Stargate," "I will destroy every living thing in this galaxy, including you, all at once." "I do not understand." "You could have modified the Stargate, yourself." "You have no way of knowing what is necessary and what is not, in the grand design." "Whose grand design?" "Mine!" "Sorry sir." "I saw you were with someone." "I didn't want to interrupt." "What's up?" "Who was that?" "Kerry Johnson." "CIA." "I've heard the name." "Oh, she was heading up the investigation onto Goa'uld still at large, after the incident with The Trust." "Yeah." "Sir, I wanted to talk to you about..." "Carter..." "We haven't heard from him in a week." "Doesn't mean anything." "Sir, we know he was captured by Replicators." "Chances are he was onboard a replicator ship when it disintegrated." "All we know for sure is that he's missing." "Sooner or later..." "Forget it!" "I'm not falling for it this time!" "Falling for it?" "Yeah." "How many times have you thought he was gone and then he shows up... in one form or another." "I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead." "You hear that?" "I'm not buying it!" "What?" "He's just waiting for us to say a bunch of nice things about him." "Next thing you know, he'll come waltzing through that door." "Like, right now." "Waltzing." "Now." "So, what can I get for you?" "Brothers Bra'tac of Chulak, and Teal'c of the Tau'ri." "For your enduring courage and vision, for the strength of will that has brought us to freedom from the Goa'uld." "A future we have yet to even comprehend, but one that will be determined by our own unfettered will." "I hereby bestow upon you, the highest honour any Jaffa can know." "From this day forward, you shall both be known as blood kin, to all Jaffa!" "Brothers!" "From this day forward, no Jaffa shall bow before anyone, and never again before a false God." "Hail Brother Bra'tac!" "Hail Brother Teal'c!" "Be proud, Teal'c." "Today, we are free." "This day is not yet over brother." "Then I shall be proud for you, and of you." "Hey!" "Hi!" "Thank you, Airman." "So, this is exciting." "What's the surprise?" "You will see." "Do I get to go through the Stargate?" "I mean, what planet are we going to?" "You don't get to go through the Stargate." "Ok, I'm a little disappointed, but still, full security clearance and an all access pass to the SGC?" "This must be big." "Oh, it's big!" "Pete Shanahan?" "Jacob Carter." "Dad this is Pete." "Dad?" "Not quite yet." "You have to actually marry my daughter, before you can call me that." "I was just..." "I meant... stammer, stammer." "It's an honour to meet you sir." "Really?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I didn't want you to be nervous." "Why would I?" "I wouldn't." "I've been dying to meet you." "I think it was Sam that was nervous." "How did not telling me help?" "It didn't." "This is great!" "You really got one of those things in your head?" "If by one of those things, you mean a 2,000 year old Tokra symbiote." "Yes." "Seriously." "Come on." "That has gotta freak you right out sometimes." "That's weird." "Hey!" "What do I have to do, to get some more coffee around here?" "Find your enlightenment." "Menus?" "We don't need them here." "Just order what you'd like." "Ok." "I'll have the truth with a side order of clarity, please." "The replicator version of Sam, was in your head trying to access the knowledge buried in your subconscious." "But you gained control of her instead." "She killed you to stop you." "That's where I stepped in." "How's that?" "Pretty clear." "Well, we aim to please." "Customer comes first, you know." "So I'm ascended again." "Not exactly." "Sort of a stop along the way." "You have to make that choice for yourself." "Waffles." "Bacon on the side?" "No, I remember this place." "You should, it came from your mind." "My Grandfather brought me here, after my parents' funeral." "I had waffles." " Waffles it is!" " Wait!" "How do I know it's really you, this time?" "How do I know this is not some trick Replicator Sam is playing, to stop me from controlling her?" "How deep is the river if you cannot see the bottom?" "Deeper than the coffee in my cup, I'll tell you that." "Excuse me." "Frank, I need a noseboy and a blanket." "Two handfruit wrecked on a shingle, with a mystery in the alley." "A warmy with a mouldy lid and two checkerboards, alright?" "Oh yeah, hold the paper!" "We have dreamed of this day for so long." "Fought so hard for it and sacrificed so much." " And now that it is here." " It is not here over." "The balance of power has shifted, Teal'c." "Our victory here at Dakara has turned the tide." "Jaffa everywhere are abandoning the old ways." "Coming to see the Goa'uld for the false Gods they are." "We are foolish to rejoice in conquest over the Goa'uld, when they are not all dead." "Anubis' claim to be a God is false, but his powers, most certainly are not." "It is agreed." "He must be dealt with." "But for once, there may be greater concerns, than the eradication of all the Goa'uld." "So consumed were we, in attaining freedom, that we did not plan nearly enough for its aftermath." "The Jaffa have fought with each other for so long, that uniting them as one, may prove as difficult a task, as convincing them to free themselves from the Goa'uld." "Generations of war and mistrust will not be healed overnight." "Indeed!" "If we do not organize quickly, freedom will become anarchy." "The High Priests are proposing a leadership be assembled." "That is wise." "They wish both of us to sit on the council." "You know that would take you from the Tau'ri." "Your purpose in joining them was to one day free the Jaffa." "Now, that day is upon us." "You must not abandon your people, when they need you most." "Of that, I am aware." "The Council will preside from the new Jaffa homeworld, where a great city is to be erected." "A haven for all those who have chosen freedom." "Here, on the Holy Ground of Dakara." "Hey!" "I know you!" "Really?" "Yeah." "The guy from the paper, Doctor Daniel Jackson." "It's ok, keep it." "I'm done." "Thanks." "No problem." "So, you gonna visit Mark and the kids, this trip?" "Tomorrow." "Is everything ok?" "I'm just not very hungry." "You've been pretty quiet." "I'm fine." "Dad?" "What?" "It's been two hours since Pete left." "You haven't said a word." "I did so." "He seems nice?" "I believe that's three words." "I'm gonna marry him." "I know." "I just met him." "What do you want me to say?" "I know how happy he makes you." "That's all that matters to me." "Ok." "Selmak really liked him." "Selmak?" "Yeah, and he's a great judge of character." "Well ok." "Look Samantha." "It's been a long day." "I think I'm gonna turn in early." "You sure nothing else is wrong?" "Yeah." "I'll see you in the morning." "Goodnight." "What?" "I'm sorry to wake you sir." "Teal'c's back and it sounds like we have a problem." "I knew it." "Alright, I'll be there as soon as I can." "Oh crap!" "What was that?" "Trouble in Jaffa land." "Gotta go, I'm sorry." "You know about this?" "Yes." "And you're not gonna do anything about it?" "You know I can't." "Well, I'm certainly not going to just sit here and let this happen." "You can't leave, you're not ascended yet." "You walk through that door, you're choosing the alternative." "You're saying I'll be dead." "Pretty much." "Ok, ascend me." "It doesn't mean you'll be able to help your friends." "You know the rules." "Yes, but once I'm ascended, I can choose to take human form again, just like last time." "Technically, yes." "But you can't take that paper with you." "You won't have any of the knowledge that you gained here, and good luck in ever ascending again." "I'm certainly not going to help you a third time." "So you're saying that I can know that Anubis is plotting to destroy all life in the galaxy and all I can do about it is stay here and contemplate my own enlightenment?" "You can eat your waffles." "No syrup?" "Hi, how's it going?" "I'm Daniel Jackson." "Sorry to bother you." "I just wanted to know if I could borrow your syrup." "Although technically, I know it's not going to be borrowing, cos I know I'm not going to actually give back what I've used." "Enjoy your meal." "Hey guys!" "How's it going?" "They're not going to talk to you." "Why not?" "Who are they?" "Others." "You know one of them." "You mean Ancients." "A couple of them." "What are they doing here?" "Watching." "Me." "Me too." "I told you before, they're always watching." "You wanted some motor oil?" "I still wish you guys have blown that thing up, when you had the chance." "We had to, at least, be sure that all the Replicators, really were eliminated." "And even though we apparently did get rid of them all in this galaxy, there may still be more elsewhere, that could be a threat, again." "So we wanted to try to figure out how the device worked, in case we ever needed something like it again." "Great." "Well now the Jaffa have something that can blow up the entire universe, with the push of a button." "The Jaffa will defend Dakara with their lives." "You wanna explain to me why they don't wanna wreck it?" "The ruins of Dakara have become a symbol of freedom." "Much more Jaffa believe that the device's power helped free them, by destroying the Replicators." "They also believe that controlling this power will help ensure their freedom in the future." "And get them virtually anything they want." "The Jaffa would never use it to that end." "Jack is right." "No-one should have that kind of power at their disposal." "Sorry!" "Thought I'd turned it off." "So we're all in agreement?" "One way or another, it's gotta go." "Correct?" "Indeed." "Thank you." "If you are suggesting we destroy this device, against the wishes of the High Council," "I must point out, that would not be a good first step in relations between the Tau'ri and the newly formed free Jaffa nation." "Why don't you do it?" "They already hate the Tok'ra." "To be honest, a plan may already be in the works." "But as you know, Selmak and I aren't fully in the loop any longer." "Yes?" "Sorry to interrupt sir." "Colonel?" "There's a call for you." "Apparently it's urgent." "Sorry." "Carter." "Teal'c and I have arranged another meeting of the Jaffa Council." "Our hope is to continue strengthening the bond, between previously warring Jaffa, by focusing on a common enemy." "Yeah, it's just that it's not a good time right now." "There are still many Goa'uld who remain a threat." "I know, I'm sorry." "I don't know." "It could be an hour, it could be all day." "Yeah, Ok." "Yeah, me too." "Bye." "Sorry about that sir." "Emergency?" "No, no." "Just a misunderstanding." "Hey, weren't you supposed to meet Pete, at the florists this morning?" "No..." "Dad." "Well I'm sure that's what you said." "For the wedding." "I know!" "Go ahead Carter." "It's supposed to be your day off, anyway." "It's ok, sir." "Teal'c and Bra'tac are meeting with the Jaffa." "There's nothing you can do around here." "Go pick flowers!" "What?" "More coffee?" "Sure." "Can you sit a minute?" "Ok." "Oh!" "How am I supposed to put it?" "'Man, are my dogs, tired. '" "That's good." "How are your waffles?" "Best I ever had." "Can you tell me why you stopped me from killing Anubis the last time I was ascended?" "Because if I didn't stop you, the others would have." "And they wouldn't have been as nice about it." "You mean, they wouldn't have erased my memory and left me naked on the planet?" "That was your choice." "Ok, maybe not the naked part." "But I didn't totally erase your memory, even though I was supposed to." "Ok." "Why is it ok to break some rules, and not others?" "Look, if you knew I had a problem following the rules the last time, why offer me ascension again?" "Because I didn't wanna see you die, without at least giving you a second chance." "Look, I have trouble following the rules." "I'm not really supposed to help people ascend." "You're supposed to do it on your own." "But you do it." "I walk the line." "Believe me, I crossed it a few times and paid for it, dearly." "My point is, you just need to be willing to put your prior Human existence into the proper context." "Sorry, I gotta get back to work." "Coffee please!" "Chocolate or vanilla?" "I'm sorry, what?" "Chocolate or vanilla." "The cake." "Just in case you can't make the meeting with the caterer." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I really do wanna be a part of this." "I hope so." "It's your wedding too." "I know." "I realise this must be weird for you." "Worrying about place settings, when we could be destroyed by aliens, at any minute." "A little." "We're not about to be destroyed by aliens, are we?" "No." "Cos, you seem a bit distracted." "I'm sorry." "So, did your Dad like me?" "Of course!" "Why wouldn't he?" "Tough guy to read." "You just have to get to know him." "How about Selmak?" "Ah!" "He thought you were very charming." "For a Human." "Well, generally speaking, that's my type." "Good!" "Did I tell you, I also have a surprise for you?" "No, what is it?" "Tricky!" "You'll see." "The Council remains unwilling to destroy the weapon, for fear it will weaken the resolve of the Jaffa to stand united against the remaining Goa'uld." "You realise we have to consider that thing a threat to our security?" "Indeed." "The Council recognises the danger, and has decided to take action by aggressively seeking out and killing Anubis." "Once that threat has been eliminated, they will reassess the decision to destroy the device." "Well, we don't even know if Anubis can be killed yet, do we?" "We must not suggest to the Jaffa that he cannot be." "At the very least, we can eliminate the remainder of the forces of Anubis." "I believe this quest will unite many of the still fractured armies, by giving them focus on a common goal." "Got anything to go on?" "Many of the Kull Warriors were killed in battle with the Replicators, and intelligence gathered indicates that Anubis may be marshalling the remaining Kull Warriors on Tartarus." "A pre-emptive strike is being prepared." "Hey, Daniel!" "How's it going?" "Do we know each other?" "I feel like I know you." "Call me Jim." "We ran into each other the last time you were ascended." "Nice to meet you, again." "Still haven't made up your mind, huh?" "Death or everlasting enlightenment." "I don't really see the choice, myself." "Of course, I don't wanna be dead, it's just that..." "Listen, the reason I came over here is to ask you... why are you talking to me?" "Oh, you mean because these other snobs won't even look at you." "I'm different, like Oma." "Really?" "Cos, I kind of have the impression that you two don't quite see eye to eye." "What?" "That little..." "That was nothing." "We both operate, somewhat outside the normal rules and regulations." "Sometimes we disagree on how, far outside we should go, that's all." "Really?" "Yeah." "As long as these other guys don't strike me down, I figure I'm ok." "I guess that's what I'm trying to figure out." "I mean I feel like, if I agree to ascend, I'm signing a contract and I don't even know what it says." "Obviously I had a little trouble with the fine print the last time." "You sure did." "You know about that?" "It's all out there." "I just don't see how I can agree to stand by and let Anubis destroy every living thing in the entire galaxy." "Well, that's a tough one." "Speaking of which, have you seen the latest?" "He's a crafty one." "Really knows the ins and outs of the rules." "I give him 3-1 odds to succeed." "You wanna know the irony of it all?" "That device was originally used by the Ancients, to create life in the Milky Way." "Well, recreate it, after the whole plague thing." "Not kidding." "Now it all gets undone with the push of one button." "Leaving Anubis to recreate things all over, to his own liking." "There's a waste of a million odd years of evolution, huh?" "I say someone should really do something to stop him!" "No-one will." "Can I get a coffee?" "Can I open them now?" "Almost." "Ok, now!" "What do you think?" "Uh, well, uh..." " Speechless, huh?" " Yeah." "Isn't it great?" "Remember our first night together?" "You described the house you always wanted?" "I can't believe this." "The kitchen isn't yellow, but we can paint." "C'mon, I'll show you." "And you're not gonna believe the back yard." "The dog's gonna love it." "Dog?" "This is bad." "Yeah." "This pie is great, and there's nothing to wash it down with." "Is there anything you can do to stop Anubis?" "You did say, someone should do something." "I did, didn't I?" "As far as what can be done, it's kinda complicated." "Yeah, so Oma tells me." "Yeah, I don't think she's told you everything." "What does that mean?" "I'm saying..." "I've already said too much." "No you haven't." "In fact, you've hardly said anything at all." "You gave up eternal enlightenment, all the knowledge and power of the universe." "Why do you think you did that?" "To fight for Humanity any way I could." "Yes, very big of you." "You rejected everything Oma offered you, and now she just gives you another chance?" "Based on the goodness of her heart?" "Well, that is the point, isn't it?" "I mean, she is ascended, she is good." "Sure, best intentions." "Do you know what happened between me and Oma?" "Why did I choose to take Human form, again?" "You should ask Oma." "Hi sir." "Carter!" "Look, I'm sorry to bother you at home like this, but..." "How did you know I was here?" "I saw the smoke." "Oh, yeah." "Look, is this ok?" "I mean, I could have called first." "No, yeah." "I mean, it's fine." "So... what brings you to this neck of the woods, on such a fine day, in my backyard?" "Well actually," "I've been sitting in your driveway for the last ten minutes, trying to work up the nerve to come and talk to you." "The truth is, I've been trying to work up the nerve for a lot longer than that." "Oh?" "Pete put a downpayment down on a house." "Well that's great!" "It's a beautiful house." "But..." "The truth is, I'm having second thoughts about the wedding." "Why?" "See, the thing is, the closer it gets, the more I get the feeling that..." "I'm making a big, huge mistake." "Look Carter, I don't know what..." "I'm sorry to bother you with this, but, see, there's actually a good reason that I'm bothering you with this, and if I don't tell you now, I might never..." "Jack, I looked everywhere, but I could not..." "Colonel Carter!" "Miss Johnson." "Yeah, I..." "I didn't..." "We were just meeting here, in my backyard on this fine day, to discuss the state of affairs." "Well this is awkward." "Ya think?" "Jack didn't want anyone at the SGC to know about us." "No!" "Look, I..." "I, uh." "I'm sorry, this is my fault, I really, I shouldn't have come by unannounced like this." "Well, you know, now that the cat's out of the bag, you're here, why don't you just stay?" "I'm sure there's enough charred meat on the grill for all three of us." "No, thank you, I..." "It's the SGC." "Colonel Carter." "What?" "When?" "Ok, I'm on my way." "I gotta go." "It's my Dad." "You can't stay here forever, you know." "Actually, I suppose you could, I just don't know why you'd really want to." "Except for the great service." "Look, obviously I don't wanna just die." "Don't suppose there's any other options?" "I can't get into it." "What's stopping you from ascending?" "I don't know." "Must be something holding you back, making you doubt yourself." "Maybe it's not me I'm doubting." "Look, whether you choose to accept living on a higher plane of existence, has nothing to do with me or anything that I can or can't tell you." "It's all up to you." "But there is something you're not telling me." "Is that what Jim said?" "You shouldn't be listening to him." "Why not?" "Because." "Pity answer." "Yes." "I'm sorry kiddo." "We both are." "About what?" "What's going on?" "I don't wanna ruin everything like this." "Dad?" "It's Selmak." "He's dying." "Oh my God, I'm sorry!" "It's ok." "He's ok." "He led a pretty full life." "I didn't know Jolinar that long, but I think I have some idea of what it's like." "Well, this is a little different, Sam." "As you know, when a Tokra symbiote dies, they can prevent their host from dying, as Jolinar did with you." "Problem is, that last selfless act requires a certain amount of energy and a conscious effort." "What are you saying?" "By all rights," "Selmak should have been dead weeks ago." "I wouldn't let him go." "I thought we needed him." "That I needed him to help you stop the Replicators." "Dad?" "He held on as long as he could." "Then he slipped into a coma, just after we activated the weapon on Dakara." "You've known all this time, since then?" "I didn't want to spoil your wedding." "Now, I thought we could make it." "We?" "He's barely alive." "I'm gonna die with him, Sam." "Where is she?" "I don't know." "Off doing whatever it is she does, when she's not here." "You ask her?" "Yep." "Wouldn't tell you." "Nope." "Had to find out for yourself last time, too." "Man, were you pissed." "About what?" "Tell me." "What do you know about Anubis?" "I know he's half ascended, whatever that means." "There are many planes of existence, between Human existence and ascension." "Basically, the others use their collective powers, to keep him from affecting anything on a grand, cosmic level." "But it's ok for him to destroy an entire galaxy." "It's ok for him to do anything he could have done, back when he was a regular old Goa'uld." "I see." "What does this have to do with Oma?" "Goa'uld's are bad, and Anubis is as bad as they come." "And?" "And?" "And ascension requires that someone be pure of spirit." "One must be good, to the very core, to achieve enlightenment." "So how does somebody like Anubis, ascend?" "Now he's getting it!" "Oma helps people ascend, but she'd never help somebody like Anubis!" "Maybe not on purpose." "Are you saying he tricked her somehow?" "Rule number one!" "No lone ascended being, shall help a lower ascend!" "Lowers are what we call Humans and such." "If you deserve to be here, you should be able to get here on your own." "If there's an exception, for whatever reason, a majority vote by the collective, can get you in." "But Oma thinks she knows better, and she's taken her licks for it." "I admit for the most part, she's brought good people onboard, but as the old saying goes, nobody's perfect!" "Not even us, higher beings." "Oma helped Anubis ascend." "Get out!" "Get out, now!" "Oh, look at the time." "Gotta go kid, business to attend to." "It was nice talking to you." "A number of the Tok'ra have responded." "They want to pay their respects." "They can come." "I can't believe there's nothing they can do." "They can remove a Goa'uld." "In the last few years, you've almost perfected the process of saving the host." "That process instantly kills the symbiote, before it releases toxins." "It's too late for that Sam." "I'm sorry." "I hate to do this to you, but I should have been dead four years ago." "Since then, I've been all over the galaxy." "I've done things most men never dream of." "I've heard that before." "I just wanna know that you're gonna be happy." "I am." "Don't let rules stand in your way." "What are you talking about?" "You joined the Air Force, because of me." "I love my job." "You can still have everything you want." "I do, Dad." "Really." "How's Colonel Carter's Father?" "It doesn't look good." "I'm sorry to hear that." "Closing the door." "Yeah, deeply symbolic." "Really?" "I really like you." "We're good together." "Yes... we are." "But!" "You have issues." "It's ok, we all do." "There's just one big one in particular that I don't think I can love with... live with." "I need to get out before I get more involved." "We can still work together, can't we?" "I'd hate to have to ask for a reassignment." "It's really important to me." "We agreed this would never affect the job." "We did." "Good." "You know, there's one thing I don't understand." "Just one?" "Is the Air Force the only thing keeping you two apart?" "Rules and regulations?" "Cos if it is, you're making a very big mistake." "And you know what I should do?" "Retire." "Again." "Don't get me wrong." "You're considered invaluable to the program, by the Pentagon, but the President has appointed a civilian to run the SGC before." "Just a thought." "The time has come for this ancient warrior to fight one final battle." "I think not, old man." "This victory will present us with many new challenges, that will require your wisdom and sound judgement." "What our people will require, is a youthful, vital leadership." "And that is something others are better suited to provide." "You are only as old as you believe yourself to be." "Talk to me in fifty years." "Indeed I will." "So it's true." "He tricked me." "How?" "You couldn't tell?" "No." "He must have found some old Ancient research on ascension." "When he came to Kheb, he knew what he was doing." "When I realised the horrible mistake that I had made, I tried to undo it, but I couldn't." "That's when the others stepped in." "I don't understand." "They only sent him halfway back." "Why not all the way?" " It's complicated." " Yeah, what isn't around here?" "They warned him." "He wasn't allowed to use any knowledge or power, unless he otherwise would have gained it, as a Goa'uld." "I don't understand." "They let him wreak havoc." "They don't care if he destroys all life in the galaxy, life, they themselves, created?" "They haven't stopped me from continuing my work." "I've tried to make up for it, help when I can." "It's your punishment." "You're forced to watch, powerless to interfere, and let Anubis do whatever he wants, just to punish you?" "I told you before." "The galaxy you're from, the plane of existence, is so small and insignificant, compared to the rest of the universe." "I don't care." "It's wrong." "That's what you said last time." "Excuse me!" "Isn't it enough, already?" "I mean, a whole galaxy of innocent people, enslaved and tortured for generations, now on the verge of being destroyed, for nothing?" "For what?" "For one mistake a good person made, trying to do a good thing." "Come on, the least you can do is listen to me!" "That can't be against the grand high fallutin' cosmic rules!" "Hey!" "I'm talking to you!" "Ok, ok." "Well I know you can hear me." "Hasn't she suffered enough already?" "Certainly, enough other people have suffered, to punish her." "Don't you think you made your point?" "That's the thing, Daniel." "They don't." "I keep breaking the same rule, helping people ascend." "That's why you're here." "What if you stopped?" "Wouldn't undo the problem." "That's why I keep doing what I do." "Anubis can't be killed." "Not by you, not by me." "He is not here." "No one is here." "The defences we fought through are automated." "We have been deceived?" "Anubis fed us this intelligence to lure us here." "Our forces defending Dakara are depleted." "We could not have known, brother." "You were right old friend." "The device of Dakara should have been destroyed, at all costs." "You okay?" "Actually I'm fine." "Good even, strange as that sounds." "I thought I lost him four years ago." "Since then, we've been closer then we ever were my whole life." "In a way Selmak gave me the father I never thought I'd know." "Come here." "Thank you Sir." "For what?" "For being here for me." "Always." "I'm ready." "I love you." "Can I get a coffee?" "Get it yourself." "Don't mind if I do." "Hey Danny-boy, you see the paper?" "No, what's it say?" "The trick worked." "Those stupid Jaffa took half their ships to hunt down Anubis." "Meanwhile his army was poised to attack Dakara." "The remaining rebel Jaffa guarding Dakara are being slaughtered." "It's only a matter of time before old Anubis gets his hands on the weapon." "I'm sorry, you sound almost happy about that." " Who, me?" " Yeah." "What do you have against Oma?" " Daniel..." " No, I wanna know." "I mean you're not just watching, you're coming in here to rub it in." "Why are you taking such pleasure in her punishment?" "Me?" "I don't have anything against Oma." "I think she's great, don't I?" "Hell, she's the one that helped me ascend!" "You got it now." "You are Anubis." "Cheers!" "I knew from the beginning." "Guess I just thought that when you said yes that..." "You were worth the risk." "Don't say I deserve better." "Can't get much better than you." "That's not true." "I wish I could believe this had something to do with your father." "You needed some time to sort some things out." "I guess all I can say is, I hope you get what you want." "That's it?" "What do you want?" "You want me to get down on my knees and beg?" "God, no!" "Of course not." "It's just..." "I thought you would react differently." " Bye Sam." " Pete!" "The rebel fleet guarding Dakara has fallen to the forces of Anubis." "Bra'tac and the remaining rebel ships will not arrive in time." "Anubis now controls the weapon." "Well then we find the biggest damn nuke we can and we shove it right through the gate now." "Anubis will certainly have the gate shielded, the nuke will not arrive in one piece." "If we can dial the Alpha site, we may be able to prevent the weapon from connecting a wormhole to either planet." " It may only buy us the 38 minutes that the gate..." " Go, go, just go." "Seargent, dial the Alpha site, now." "Wait a minute, that's not me." "What?" "I don't know..." "Incoming wormhole!" " That's not gonna stop the energy from the weapon." " If it is the weapon." "No iris codes." "We're too late." "Self destruct." "That's not going to destroy the gate, and theoretically there's only a remote chance it would disengage an active incoming..." " Carter!" "Carter." "You make a great cup of coffee." "Well, gotta go!" "There's nothing you can do, you don't have the power!" "But I do." " You can't kill me, either." " I can fight you." " Well you can't win." " It won't matter." "You won't be able to do anything but fight me back." " What are you going to do?" " Something I should have done a long time ago." "Oh no, no..." "No, no!" "Wormhole disengaged." "What's going on?" "I don't know, it must be some kind of.. system malfunction." " That's impossible!" " Shut it off." "Aborting self destruct." "The Kull warriors became disorganized and confused, as tough if they no longer knew what to do." "They no longer had a master to serve." "After that, they were easily defeated." "Many Jaffa lost their lives at Dakara." "Those that survived are united as never before." "And we are in agreement." "The weapon must be destroyed." "Oh, that's good." "A new memorial will be erected in its place, so that our triumph over the Goa'uld will never be forgotten." "I still don't quite understand what happened." "One minute Anubis is about to push the button that ends all life in the galaxy, and the next minute he's just... gone." "Indeed, it is a great mystery." "One can only assume he was vanquished by some beings." "If not, why would he forfeit the weapon and his army?" "You think?" "I do." "It's the only thing that would explain the self destruct not going off." "Of what do you speak?" "O'Neill believes that Daniel Jackson was somehow responsible." "Nope, it wasn't me." "Anybody else hear that?" "I'm in here!" "That's Daniel." "Don't!" "Don't come in!" "Woah, hey there!" "It's... a long story." "This is great." "I told you." "Can't believe we didn't do this years ago." "Yes well, let's not dwell." " There are no fish in this pond are there?" " Nope." "Nice!"
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"(grunting)" "(breathing hard)" "HOLMES:" "So did you learn anything, Watson?" "WATSON:" "Yeah." "That you fight dirty." "I fight without mercy." "A habit you should develop if you hope to defend yourself against bigger, stronger opponents." "Which may occur, unless we limit ourselves to investigating crimes committed by small children or large house cats." "(phone ringing)" "Hello, Mistress." "What?" "Hang up and dial 911." "Ask that Captain Thomas Gregson be informed of the call." "I'll be there shortly." "Yes." "Okay." "Hurry along, Watson." "Dead body awaits." "Call came in around 10:30." "New client looking for light CP and a little OTK." "Excuse me?" "CP, corporal punishment." "OTK, over-the-knee spanking." "MISTRESS:" "He said the door would be unlocked." "I walked in, and there he was." "Uh, he was like this when you got here?" "He had on the mask." "I gave him a few commands;" "he didn't respond." "At first, I thought he was stubborn." "Some slaves are like that." "Then I whacked him with this." "Still nothing." "I took off the mask and saw that he... he was dead." "And that's when you called Holmes." "And you two know each other how?" "Mistress Felicia and I got chatting over an exhibition of torture devices throughout history." "Realized we had a few friends in common." "We stayed in touch." "Okay." "Our, uh, victim's name is Titus Delancey." "Apparently, he lives here, and according to this, he's the CEO of APMG Financial Consulting." "That'll pay for a few spankings." "Ms., uh, Felicia, this is Detective Bell." "He'll be taking your statement." "Beyond Mistress Felicia's impending arrival causing this guy to get so excited that he had a heart attack," "I don't think she killed him." "Statistically speaking, it would fit." "Cardiac arrest, most common cause of death for men over 50." "Hmm." "There's no talcum powder." "Excuse me?" "Putting on a latex garment like this is a bit like putting on a swimsuit that's two sizes too small and already wet." "Talcum powder is generally de rigueur." "While a man of Mr. Delancey's girth would not have been able to put on this suit without an assist." "So you're saying someone helped him into it." "Note the blue line around his lips." "Oh..." "It's methemoglobinemia." "His blood cells stopped holding oxygen." "It's usually a sign of nitroglycerin overdose." "Nitroglycerin is prescribed for heart problems." "If he was on it, he may have overmedicated." "Well, if he's got meds, they're probably upstairs." "Prescription or not, accidental overdose is unlikely." "A lethal dose for a man of his size would be, what, eight to ten tablets?" "That's a lot to consume by mistake." "(sniffs)" "Bourbon." "Perfect vehicle for masking nitroglycerin's odor." "GREGSON:" "Hey." "That could be evidence." "Yes, yes, yes, yes." "I've left plenty of liquid for the lab to analyze." "I'm quite confident they will confirm my findings." "What findings?" "Fire in the hole." "Nitroglycerin, definitely." "That man was poisoned." "♪ Elementary 2x04 ♪ Poison Pen Original Air Date on October 17, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "(whip cracks)" "WATSON: 'Cause when your night ends with a dead guy in a gimp suit, why not start your morning with a live one holding a bullwhip?" "A thank-you gift from Mistress Felicia for assisting her." "When I wasn't practicing this morning," "I was pushing forward with our case." "Detective Bell has spoken with Titus Delancey's wife." "She and her two sons are preparing to move back from the family's vacation home in Bedford." "She swears that to the best of her knowledge, her husband was not into SM." "Uh... may I?" "Yes." "Please." "She's probably telling the truth." "I mean, we were all over that house and there were no other signs of bondage gear anywhere." "Which leads me to believe that the suit which Mr. Delancey was found in was brought there by the poisoner." "And, most likely, recently purchased, given the shininess of the latex." "So you think that after the killer poisoned Titus Delancey, he shoved him into a brand-new latex suit and left him to be found by a dominatrix?" "He didn't just want Delancey dead, he wanted him humiliated." "A distinct possibility." "And answers are within our grasp." "I have learned that that particular brand of suit is only sold in two sex shops in Manhattan." "Happily for us, though sadly for submissives of size, one of those stores carries nothing bigger than a large, which means our victim's XXL suit was purchased at an establishment called" "The Pleasure Parlor." "Mm." "I guess I know where we'll be heading this morning." "Excuse me." "Detective Bell, NYPD." "My colleagues and I are investigating the murder of a man found in a black latex body suit, size double-XL." "We believe it was purchased here." "We were hoping you could give us the names of customers who bought one in the past month." "Sure." "Happy to help." "Just as soon as you come back with a subpoena." "You heard the part about this being a murder investigation, right?" "You job is to solve crimes." "Mine is to protect my customers' privacy from a police force eager to demonize the sexually adventurous." "No, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised to find you on a moral high horse." "You are wearing chaps." "WATSON:" "Excuse me." "Is this your only rack of latex suits?" "Yes." "Oh." "We gotta figure that the killer touched all of these to find the right size, so since we can't get his name, we can at least get his fingerprints." "We should just take the whole rack down to the station, dust for prints." "Excellent plan." "That's thousands of dollars of merchandise." "You know you need a subpoena for those, too, right?" "I do." "You guys call the captain." "I'll wait here for the subpoena, wearing my badge, greeting customers." "(door opens, bell on door jingles)" "(door closes, bell jingles)" "The only extra, extra large sale this month was last night." "About 9:30." "I was here." "Guy definitely wasn't shopping for himself." "He was a medium at most." "Okay, we're gonna need his name." "I don't have it." "He paid cash." "But he got it from that ATM." "BELL:" "In case you're unsure what you're looking at, Mr. Jefferies, that's you, at 9:38 last night." "And unless your apartment looks just like a sex shop, you were not, as you claimed a few minutes ago, home watching TV." "I went for a walk." "I forgot that I stopped in there." "Apparently, that's not all you forgot." "You bought a fetish suit and shoved your boss into it." "Probably right after you poisoned him." "No, I did not, I did not... poison Titus." "I already told you that." "BELL:" "Hey." "You're in a lot of trouble, Mr. Jefferies." "We can't help you if you don't level with us." "Okay." "I did buy the fetish suit." "And I did put Titus in it." "But I did not kill him." "Titus and I were supposed to have dinner last night." "I arrived at his house around 8:45." "When he didn't answer the door," "I went around back." "The patio door was open, and I saw Titus in the living room, lying on the floor." "I went in, and when I got there, he was already dead." "No pulse, no breathing." "I just assumed he'd had a heart attack." "I swear to you," "I didn't know he had been poisoned until I heard about it this morning on the news." "You're head of acquisitions at APMG, correct?" "So with Titus gone," "I'm sure you're in the running for CEO?" "Yes, I am." "But I didn't need for Titus to die in order for that to happen." "A few weeks ago, when Titus announced that he was retiring at the end of the year," "I was already on the short list to replace him." "Then why put the suit on him?" "Why call the dominatrix?" "Okay, Titus's contract guaranteed him a huge retirement payout." "$125 million lump sum." "If he dies, that money goes to his family." "His contract also contained a morals clause." "So you dressed him up in bondage gear, set him up with a dominatrix, all so that the company could save giving him a retirement bonus?" "That's $125 million extra in our coffers." "The year-end bonuses would have been huge." "Guys, okay, if the charge here is that I am a greedy jerk with really questionable judgment, then I'm guilty." "But I swear to you, I'm not a murderer." "I just got off the phone with the lab." "They confirm the nitroglycerin in Titus Delancey's glass but said the bottle of bourbon was clean." "Which means whoever poisoned him was in the room when he poured his drink." "The security guard at APMG puts Jefferies at the office till about 8:00 p.m., which according to the M.E. is when Delancey died." "So Mr. Jefferies used his boss's corpse as a dress-up doll but didn't kill him." "Our poisoner is still at large." "(phone beeps)" "I asked Delancey's wife to let me know when she and the boys got back to Riverdale." "She says she'll be there in 20." "GREGSON:" "All right." "I talked to Titus yesterday afternoon." "He-he didn't mention any plans for the evening." "And you and the boys stayed overnight in Bedford." "Yes." "We have a house there." "It was the nanny's night off." "So the three of us just had a quiet evening at home." "Mrs. Delancey, can you think of anyone that might have wanted to harm your husband?" "I can't think of anyone specific." "But Titus was a very successful man." "That's not easy to pull off without making some enemies." "Those poor boys." "They've been through this once already." "Their mother died of cancer five years ago." "(door opens) When did you and Mr. Delancey get married?" "About three years ago." "WOMAN:" "Peri?" "Oh, God." "I got here as quickly as I could." "I'm so sorry." "How are the boys?" "Struggling." "Zack, especially." "This is our nanny," "Anne Barker." "Uh, this is Captain Gregson." "He and his colleagues are here investigating what happened." "Oh." "Anne." "Barker?" "Yes." "Yes." "Sherlock Holmes." "Nice to meet you." "I'm gonna check on the boys, okay?" "What's wrong?" "Uh, a moment outside, please." "Excuse us." "(birds twittering)" "Do you remember the Abigail Spencer case, in the early '90s?" "15-year-old Michigan girl." "She was accused of fatally poisoning her father." "Yeah." "It was all over the papers." "Yeah." "Well, that also involved a nitroglycerin overdose." "I followed the trial quite closely." "I was fascinated by it." "I was 15 years old myself at the time." "She was acquitted, right?" "Yep, many people continued to believe that she had, indeed, killed her father." "She was scrutinized by the media, she was harassed, so one day, she just packed up her stuff, disappeared." "Presumably to start anew somewhere else." "Never heard from again." "The woman we just met, the nanny." "She was introduced as Anne Barker, but I'm quite certain that her real name is Abigail Spencer." "Uh, for the record, your current legal name is Anne Barker, but you were born Abigail Spencer, correct?" "Yes, I was born Abigail Spencer." "And back in 1991, you were accused of murdering your father with nitroglycerine." "Accused and acquitted." "Lot of people thought you got away with murder." "Really?" "I had no idea." "Certainly not why I changed my name." "Look, my dad was not a nice man, okay?" "He was cruel, and he beat me." "So when he died, I didn't weep or wail or do any of those things teenage girls apparently do when their dad dies." "So everyone assumed that I killed him." "Let's talk about Titus Delancey." "Okay." "Are you aware he was poisoned?" "Yes, and to answer your next question, no, I didn't kill him." "Then why are you sounding so defensive?" "Because I'm being interrogated by the police." "So I feel like being defensive is sort of a natural reaction." "You don't find it the least bit coincidental that he was killed with the exact poison that killed your father?" "No, I find it extremely coincidental, but I didn't do it." "Any idea who did?" "I have no idea, okay?" "I'm the nanny." "He and I weren't close." "We didn't spend a lot of time together." "Where were you last night?" "(sighs)" "Home alone." "That's a lousy alibi, Abigail." "Yeah, well, if I knew I needed one," "I would've invited somebody over." "I keep to myself." "I have ever since the trial." "Lost every friend you ever had, didn't you?" "The ones who thought I was guilty were afraid of me." "And the ones who knew I was innocent couldn't be around me without being in every paper in the country." "The media ruined my life, and now it's about to happen all over again, thanks to you." "After I ran away," "I got plastic surgery." "No one has recognized me in 19 years." "How did you do it?" "Your voice." "I just recognized it from the media coverage." "(sighs)" "Look," "I know you can't prove that I had anything to do with Mr. Delancey's death." "If you could've, you would've arrested me back at the house." "So, if you don't have any more questions," "I would like to leave please." "I've spent enough of my life being accused of things I didn't do." "Doesn't feel right, letting her go." "I mean, you talk about a solid suspect." "She was right; we don't have enough evidence to hold her yet." "I don't believe she did it." "You're the one who pointed her out." "Her presence at the Delancey home was too remarkable to ignore, but her haptics suggest she's telling the truth." "Titus Delancey was killed with nitroglycerine." "So was her dad;" "that can't be a coincidence." "I agree, but I think the similarities are quite deliberate, and I think whoever poisoned Mr. Delancey intends to frame Ms. Spencer." "That would mean the killer knew who she was." "She said no one had recognized her in 19 years." "As far as she knows." "So you want to tell me how you knew about her tattoo?" "Beg your pardon?" "Abigail's tattoo." "When you recognized her today, you said it was because of her voice, but I think it was something more than that." "You fixated on the tattoo on her wrist." "At first I thought you remembered it from a picture that was taken during her trial, but then, when I looked back at coverage," "Abigail did not have a tattoo." "So how could you have recognized it?" "Impressive, Watson." "Quite impressive." "You know, the truth is that Abigail Spencer and I are old acquaintances, after a fashion." "By the time I was 15," "I was fascinated by murder and all things... criminal." "Abigail was so beautiful, and her father's fortune so vast that the UK tabloids actually deigned to cover the case." "Over time, they lost interest." "I did not." "I became fascinated by the question of her guilt." "So I wrote to her." "A letter comprised of very direct questions about her life and her father's death." "Hmm." "So she wrote back." "Yeah, we corresponded throughout the trial and for a while afterwards." "In one of her later missives, she mentioned that she wanted to get a tattoo of a phoenix on her wrist." "A symbol of her rebirth after her ordeal." "Why didn't she recognize your name today?" "I mean, Sherlock Holmes is pretty hard to forget." "In my teenage years," "I was a lot less self-assured than I am today." "I yearned for a more typical name." "So for a while, I attempted to be known as Sean Holmes." "Didn't stick, but Sean and Abigail's correspondence became a very real window into the criminal mind." "Are you saying that she confessed to killing her father to you?" "She never directly addressed the issue." "Without knowing, she revealed details, which I believe, filled in the holes in the case against her." "As for her relationship with her father, well, she shared some things which must have been quite humiliating for her." "She left me in little doubt that he was, indeed, physically abusive and that she was responsible for his death." "Wow." "Sounds like she really opened up to you." "She was an excellent research subject." "She was very forthcoming, attributable primarily to her isolation at the time, and my promise that whatever she shared with me would be kept in the strictest confidence." "That doesn't sound like you at all." "I mean, not telling anyone that you'd figured out that she was guilty?" "Trial was over." "Double jeopardy protected her from a second, and I was quite confident that although she had killed, she was not a killer." "She posed no threat to anyone other than her father." "Titus Delancey might disagree." "Well, as I told you, I don't believe Abigail's responsible." "You think she's being framed, but how can you be so sure?" "You are relying on a judgment you made when you were 15." "Well, when I made it is irrelevant." "What matters is I was right." "I believe that when I have identified the person who has uncovered Abigail's secret, we'll have our killer." "(indistinct chatter)" "(doorbell rings)" "(gasps)" "I don't know who let you in, but you're not allowed to be up here." "My name is Sherlock Holmes." "I work with the police." "We met yesterday." "Well, unless you have a warrant," "I don't want to talk to you, either." "You used to know me." "By another name." "Sean Holmes." "(gasps)" "I don't understand." "You could have told me yesterday." "Well, I confess to being a little thrown when I saw you." "Also, I didn't know how to explain our relationship to my colleagues." "I never thought this would happen." "(sighs)" "I never thought I would meet you." "(sighs) I used to look forward to receiving your letters so much." "And I yours." "Peri fired me." "I didn't even get to say good-bye to Graham or Zack." "I'm sure you've seen my friends who are outside the building." "You could have pulled me aside yesterday." "You could have kept this between us." "I'm sorry... for any turmoil" "I have caused you." "(sniffles)" "I supposed I should apologize, too." "I'm the one who stopped writing." "I'm the one who disappeared without saying good-bye." "I understood." "You needed to leave Abigail behind." "So the phoenix might rise." "I came here today because I-I don't believe that you killed Titus Delancey." "Nor do I think it's a coincidence that he was poisoned with the same agent used to kill your father." "I think someone is taking advantage of your proximity to the man to get away with murder." "You think someone's setting me up?" "Has anyone you know asked any prying questions, taken an excessive interest in your past?" "No one." "Something?" "Anything?" "(sighs)" "Last month, I was running errands for Peri, and I kept seeing the same brown sedan in the review mirror." "Following you?" "I don't know." "I-I took down... the license plate number in my phone just in case it ever happened again, but... it never did." "(keypad keys clicking)" "I should pass this along to my colleagues." "That's it?" "You show up after all these years, and then you just leave?" "This might be important." "I don't have anyone I can talk to." "I can't leave my apartment without the press eating me alive." "The letters that you used to write me got me through times like these, and now you're here... in person." "(quietly):" "I'm afraid." "And I could really use a friend right now." "Hey." "BELL:" "Hey." "So, we got a hit on that license plate" "Holmes gave us." "Abigail was being tailed by a private investigator out of Trenton." "We just talked to the guy." "Turns out he was hired by none other than Peri Delancey, our victim's wife." "GREGSON:" "And according to the PI, Peri was hoping" "Titus was having an affair." "It seems that in her prenup, she was limited to a very small amount in the event of a divorce, unless she caught him cheating." "So, she has the PI check out all the women in her husband's life." "Including Abigail." "Yeah, and the thing is," "Titus wasn't sleeping with anyone, which put a damper on Peri's divorce plans, but, in the process, the PI uncovered Abigail's true identity." "Investigator turned over his report a full two weeks ago." "She doesn't tell anyone, she doesn't fire Abigail." "She just keeps letting a suspected poisoner make sandwiches for her stepkids." "BELL:" "Peri told us she was at the Bedford house with the boys the other night, but once we spoke to them on their own, they said they were watching TV in their rooms." "It wouldn't have been hard for her to sneak out, poison Titus, and make it back before anyone noticed." "So it looks like Sherlock was right;" "Abigail was being framed." "My client is ready to make a statement." "The night Titus died, I met Dr. Phillip Malone at the Campbell Bar in Mount Kisco as 7:00 p.m." "Several members of the staff can confirm that I was there most of the evening." "You and Dr. Malone having an affair?" "Because if that's the case, you didn't need to bring a lawyer with you." "That's not it." "As you would eventually discover," "Dr. Malone has a prior arrest for illegal distribution of prescription meds." "My client is happy to testify against Dr. Malone if you'll agree not to bring charges against her in the death of her husband." "Well, if your client has a solid alibi, what would we charge her with?" "We'd like to avoid an attempted murder charge." "Mrs. Delancey, what medication did you purchase from Dr. Malone?" "Nitroglycerin." "Which you were planning to use to kill your husband." "I was... considering it." "I figured if I went through with it, I could call in an anonymous tip, tell the police about who Anne really was, and she'd get the blame." "But to be clear... it was just something I thought about." "I don't think I ever could have actually hurt Titus." "So your client's statement is that she couldn't have killed her husband because she was too busy planning to kill her husband?" "First time in my career someone's alibi for murder has been that they were busy planning the same murder." "If it weren't so frustrating, it would be interesting." "Yeah, well, it worked out for Peri Delancey." "Six months on drug charges beats life in prison." "Why did you add a photograph of the two Delancey kids?" "Only one of them is a suspect." "A short while ago, I obtained a copy of Mr. Delancey's estate plan." "Now that he's dead, a large part of his fortune goes into trusts for his sons;" "millions of dollars they will be able to access as soon as they're 18." "That's only one year away for Graham." "Also, the young man no longer has an alibi." "Peri Delancey has admitted she wasn't actually with the boys that evening." "So Graham himself could easily have snuck back home." "There's no evidence that he knew about Abigail's history as a poisoner." "The very topic I plan to discuss when I confront him tomorrow." "Isn't tomorrow Titus Delancey's memorial service?" "Precisely." "You heard what you just said, right?" "You're planning to harass a teenage boy while he's mourning his father?" "If he's the poisoner, he won't really be mourning, will he?" "You know, the police think Abigail is their best suspect?" "I do." "As I told you, I do not share their suspicions." "That's because you were in love with her." "What?" "!" "Back when you were a kid when you were writing her, you fell in love with her." "You spent almost three hours at her house today." "And in spite of what happened with Peri Delancey, no one thinks she's being framed except for you." "I was quite young when my father shipped me off to boarding school, right?" "I struggled." "I was different from my classmates." "I was, uh, well, I was more intelligent." "I-I was brash." "So they tormented me mercilessly." "Yes, I remember you saying once that you had been bullied, but I wasn't sure if you were telling the truth." "It happened." "I overcame it." "It was a different time back then." "There was no such thing as harassment via text or circulation of cruel cell phone videos." "No, my bullies had one tool at their disposal: violence." "So I was beaten." "Fairly savagely and with great frequency." "That's when you started writing Abigail." "Mm." "She was being abused and so were you." "Uh, I meant what I said before." "My-my interest in her was academic." "She was to be a subject of study, nothing more." "I confess, as our correspondence continued," "I grew more anticipatory of her letters." "They were a welcome distraction from my life." "They were an oasis from school." "Well, it certainly sounds like you had feelings for her." "Perhaps but... nothing so mundane as love." "I was adrift back then." "I had-had no purpose." "My so-called peers made me feel that that might always be... the case." "Abigail, she gave me a gift." "A view inside a mind capable of murder." "So she was your first." "Killer, yeah." "Without intending to, she... she helped me understand who I was and... and what I might do with my life." "You never told her you thought she was guilty, did you?" "I didn't want her to stop writing." "I didn't think she'd be a threat to anyone else." "There was no point." "I get that." "But if she killed Titus Delancey, then she's got..." "Then she'll be handed over to the police and she'll be punished." "But for now, I'd like to try to help her." "WATSON:" "Graham." "Hi." "I'm Joan." "This is Sherlock." "We met the other day." "Yeah, you're the people that took Anne away." "Of course I remember you." "How are you and, uh, Zack holding up?" "The past two days, our dad was murdered, our nanny was accused of the crime and our stepmom confessed to thinking about killing him." "We're great." "I know it's a lot." "Zack's pretty mixed up." "Especially about Peri." "He liked her a lot more than I did." "But our Aunt Susan's here now." "She's-she's great." "She's taking care of us." "Were you aware that your father's will leaves you and your brother a substantial amount of money?" "Yeah, I guess." "Never really thought about it." "Why?" "Financial gain has motivated many a murderous endeavor." "Wait a second, are you saying you think I killed my dad?" "Your stepmother's confession has weakened your alibi." "We know that she left your home in Bedford the night of the murder." "Your brother was in his room watching television." "It would've been easy enough for you..." "No!" "No way." "Everyone knows it was Anne or Abigail, whatever her name is." "She did it." "It's all in the papers." "Do you have any notion as to why she would've murdered your... father?" "Unlike you, she had nothing to gain." "No, but she and my dad had issues." "We haven't heard that from anyone else." "All I know is they got in a big argument just last week." "And I can prove it." "Zack had learned this new parkour move and he wanted me to film him." "Then I realized my dad was going off on Abigail in the hallway." "I got it all on my phone." "(indistinct arguing)" "Where did you get this?" "Graham." "Police technicians were able to enhance the audio so we could discern some of what Titus was saying." "As far as we can make out, someone had attempted to access his tablet without his permission and he was upset about it." "He was crazy that day." "He thought I'd tried to steal it or something." "Had you?" "No." "Of course not." "You should know that, as we speak, the police are attempting to locate his tablet at the Delancey home." "They're hopeful that it will shed some light on the investigation." "Why would it?" "It's been theorized that..." "Titus uncovered your secret, that he had evidence of it on his tablet and his aim was using that against you." "You're a beautiful woman." "He was in a bad marriage." "Perhaps he prevailed on you for other services." "That's not true." "Mm?" "It was rather a heated argument." "And frankly, I'm... curious as to why you never mentioned it before." "I forgot about it." "He..." "Titus apologized." "He said he o-overreacted." "It wasn't a big deal." "You-you understand that I'm trying to help you, and I can't do that unless you're completely honest with me." "Of course I'm being honest." "I've always been honest with you." "Well, we both know that's not true." "What are you talking about?" "I know that you poisoned your father, Abigail." "Why are you saying that?" "You said that you believed me." "I avoided the subject whenever possible." "Not all the time." "You said you believed me." "In a letter dated September '91, you mentioned the passing of a beloved neighbor, heart condition." "You often ran errands for her." "She was the unwitting supplier of the nitroglycerin that you used to poison your father, was she not?" "January '92, you wrote that you were with a classmate at the time of his death, but... at trial you said that you went to the store." "Shall I go on?" "Because I can." "I know the truth, Abigail." "I've known for 22 years." "Get out." "Abigail..." "Get out." "(sighs)" "Hey." "The guys are striking out here." "I mean, there's no sign of Delancey's tablet." "What about you?" "I don't know." "I might have something." "Looks like someone tried to pry this drawer open." "Other than you." "(chuckles)" "Give me some credit." "I used to be a surgeon." "I would never leave a mess like this. (clicks)" "Well, why would someone lock an empty drawer?" "Habit." "(sighs)" "(drawer shuts)" "Well, we know from the video that he was angry because he thought that Abigail had gotten ahold of his tablet." "Right?" "So if this is where he kept it and if there was sensitive information about her past on it, maybe these scratches made him suspicious." "You know, my ex used to keep her tablet in a case that looked just like a book." "Maybe it's on one of these shelves." "(sighs)" "There are five air vents in this room." "And the capital of Michigan is Lansing." "You know you're starting to sound like your partner." "(knocking)" "Well, don't you think it's odd?" "I mean... the room is not that big, right?" "There's usually one vent for intake, and then... (knocking) ...maybe one or two to blow cold air." "(knocking)" "Five is definitely overkill." "How do you know that?" "My uncle was a contractor." "Hey, check this out." "This isn't a vent." "It's just supposed to look like one." "(phone rings)" "Watson, I'm on route." "I will be at the Delancey home shortly." "You can turn around." "We found the tablet." "Was there evidence he knew about Abigail?" "No." "But I think you were right last night." "I think maybe Graham did kill his father." "What did you find?" "Videos of Titus with Graham." "He was sexually abusing him." "(door opens)" "Ms. Moore?" "Tom Gregson." "Appreciate you bringing your nephew in to talk to us." "Marsha Whitman, I represent the family." "How do you do?" "This is Ms. Watson, Mr. Holmes." "They consult for the department." "They're the ones who harassed Graham after the service yesterday." "We, uh, apologize for any violation of decorum, but as it turns out, it was absolutely necessary." "If we hadn't spoken, we may very well have never learned the truth." "You recognize that, right?" "It's my dad's." "Where'd you get that?" "It was hidden in your father's office." "You tried to take it out of his desk last week, not Abigail." "GREGSON:" "Maybe you were thinking about turning him in." "Or maybe you were thinking about stopping him from hurting your little brother, too?" "What do you mean "hurting"?" "Graham, what's he talking about?" "Nothing." "It's okay, Graham, you can tell us the truth now." "I don't understand." "Are they saying that...?" "Are they saying your father...?" "I don't want to talk... with you about this." "Graham?" "No!" "I want you to leave." "Both of you, now." "I can't allow you to..." "I don't care!" "Just leave now!" "Mr. Delancey is 17." "He is within his rights to talk to us alone." "(door closes)" "What's on there doesn't prove anything." "What it proves is that your dad was a monster." "And it certainly suggests that you have a very understandable motive for wanting him dead." "You knew about Abigail's past." "That's why you used nitroglycerin." "That's not true." "This is a report prepared for your stepmother by a private investigator she'd hired to look into your father." "These are your fingerprints." "Abigail's whole story is in that file." "A story which independently inspired you and your stepmother to conceive the same plan." "It seems that killing your father and framing Abigail was an idea whose time had come." "Hmm?" "Only you beat Peri to the punch." "You procured some nitroglycerin illegally online, if I had to guess." "A few tablets in your father's bourbon and... it was done." "I doubt very much that you relish what your plan means for Abigail." "But... compared to the hell that your life had become?" "To the idea that your secret would get out?" "To the idea that it could happen all over again to Zack?" "It must've felt like you had little choice." "Excuse me." "I'm looking for Graham Delancey." "His little brother just called me in tears, saying the police came and took him away." "Yeah, Graham is in with the captain right now." "Why?" "BELL:" "I'm afraid I really can't discuss..." "You." "You saw Graham almost every day." "Did you have any idea what was going on?" "Miss Moore, please." "Wait, what are you talking about?" "HOLMES:" "I didn't mourn your father's death, not for a moment." "But Abigail loves you." "Like you were one of her own." "And I know you care about her." "If you stay silent, she'll go to prison." "Does she really deserve that for something that she didn't do?" "WATSON:" "Graham, you can help her." "And we can help you." "You just need to tell us the truth." "WHITMAN:" "I need a few minutes alone with my client." "Now." "(Gregson sighs)" "What the hell is going on?" "BELL:" "Abigail Spencer came in." "She ran into Graham's aunt and lawyer in the hall..." "And they told Abigail about Graham's father." "Next thing I know, Abigail wants to make a confession." "She says she's the one who poisoned Titus Delancey." "Crawford and Gleason are in interrogation talking to her now." "She say why she did it?" "According to her," "Titus uncovered her real identity a few weeks ago." "He was using it to try to extort sexual favors." "(sighs)" "(sighs heavily)" "The district attorney will not pursue a case against Graham without a confession." "Which he is unlikely to give us now that you have confessed to killing his father." "Why did you do it?" "Kill Titus?" "I already explained that." "No, why did you confess to a murder that you didn't commit?" "I am a murderer." "You said so yourself." "You were right." "Graham poisoned his father." "You and I both know that." "Graham is an amazing kid, and he has his whole life ahead of him." "He shouldn't be in prison." "There's no doubt in my mind that I did the right thing." "By killing Titus Delancey." "You know, you don't even need to do this." "We have proof of what Titus did to Graham." "He committed murder under mitigating circumstances." "It's unlikely he will serve more than 18 months." "18 months." "That's about the amount of time you and I wrote letters to each other." "Felt like a lifetime, didn't it?" "Especially when you're branded the kid who killed your dad." "And Graham deserves better than that." "(whispers):" "You're innocent." "No." "Innocent?" "He was being brutalized right in front of me, and I should have seen it, and I should have stopped it." "Sooner." "Titus got what's coming to him." "And now, so am I." "Finally." "(sighs)" "Thank you for agreeing to speak with me." "My school is near here." "My aunt thought it was too soon for me to go back, but..." "I don't know." "I'm tired of being at home." "Abigail's confession aside, you and I both know the truth." "I'm gonna be watching you." "And if you resort to those... extreme tactics again in the future," "I'm gonna make sure you're brought to justice." "Is that clear?" "Have you spoken with anyone about what happened to you?" "My Aunt Susan tried to ask me some questions last night, but..." "It happened." "It's over." "Talking about it won't change anything." "You're wrong." "I have never known a betrayal as-as profound as what you've experienced." "But I do know that being victimized is... is corrosive." "And sometimes, talking about it... that can help." "So you ever want to... talk about it with someone who knows the story in its entirety I'm at your disposal." "♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"
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"Hey Mich..." "Are you studying again ?" "You realize how depressing that is to come home to ?" "Depressing as coming home to an empty lasagna tray ?" "Touché, Michael." "It's just a reminder of the fact that I have no social life out here." "I'm the worst dry spell ever." "My dry spell lasted 20 years but go on." "I mean, in New York, if you see a pretty girl, you can just walk right up to her you know." "But here they're all in cars." "They go whipping pass me like a million miles an hour." "Like today..." "I saw this pretty girl driving toward me." "So I make a U-turn and get a ticket for $800." "$800 for a U-turn ?" "Yeah !" "We may have been on a freeway at the time but..." "I just wish I had a regular place where I could go and meet woman." "You could go to bars." "No, I'm getting too old for that." "Plus I'm not great at telling wether or not they're gay bars before I go in." "By the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here." "Joey, come here." "Look at this !" "The world is a freaking joke." "Cargo pants are five minutes ago ?" "The world is a freaking joke !" "No, the thing about the celebrity hairstylist." "I went to cosmetology school with that girl and she was terrible." "She burnt way more hair than I did." "And I burnt some hair." "Now I have to read about her living the glamourous life and rubbing elbows with celebrities." "That should be me." "You cut my hair, I'm on TV." "No offense, but you're only slightly more famous than my client who shot her husband." "Hello, giant plate of sandwiches !" " Joey, listen..." " Hey, Michael !" "Didn't even see you there." "Hands off !" "These are for my book club tonight." "Book club here, in my own home ?" "God !" "It's like I'm living at the Playboy Mansion." "Stay away from the sandwiches." "Watch him, mom." "I can't believe this." "It's so upsetting when people with less talent than you are more successful." "Yeah, like that dog from that beer commercial." "Couldn't catch a Frisbee on cue." "Works all the time !" "You should ask your agent to hook me up." "She has lots of famous clients who need to get their hair done." "Just show them my portfolio." "I'm sure she will be impressed." "I could show it to her but i'm not so sure she will be impressed." "All the hairstyles are modelled by Michael... even the women's." " So ?" " So... that Dorothy Hammel haircut with the heavy make-up." "We're lucky he's not burying bodies in the backyard." "Joey !" "What are you doing here ?" "Why aren't you out there getting work ?" "Didn't have any auditions today." "Sure !" "Put it all on me !" "What's that ?" "It's a portfolio of hairstyles." "What ?" "Who's the model ?" "I'd like to keep that little piece of chicken in my pocket and snack on him all day !" "That's my nephew." "We can see who has the looks in your family." "Anyway... my sister is a hairdresser and that's her portfolio." "I was hoping maybe you could show it to some of your clients." "Absolutely !" "Hi, Halle Berry." "My client has a sister who's a barber." "Could she do your hair for the Oscars ?" "What did she say ?" "Joey !" "I'm not here to do your personal favors." "Let me explain how this agent thing works." "First, you become famous." "And then I'll kiss your ass." "But until then, le'ts keep it strictly professional." "Okay, sorry." "I understand." "Leave the pictures of the boy toy." "Well, hello !" "Are you here for book club ?" "I am now !" "What did you think of this week's book ?" "I found it extremely fictional." "Joey !" "Joey !" "Can i just talk to you for one second ?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "What are you doing ?" "You didn't tell me there were pretty ladies in the nerd club." "You gotta let me in." " Look, I don't know." " Come on, Michael !" "You can't keep me out of a room full of women." "If I was in charge of a room full of..." "boring stuff." "I'd let you in." "Look, this isn't one of those book clubs where people just come to mingle, right ?" "It's a place to discuss litterature not pick up girls." "Oh my god !" "Jane's here !" "Jane..." "Hi Michael !" "I brought an icecream cake." "It's great !" "It's great." "It's great to see you." "Great book !" "So great !" "It was a little slow at the beginning but great overall." "Did you think it was great ?" "The cake is cold." "My hands are getting numb." "Not a place to pick up girls ?" "What ?" "Jane ?" "No !" "Are you kidding ?" "No, never." "Great !" "Great." "Great !" "Great..." "All right !" "I love her so much !" "So ask her out !" "No, book club has a strict no dating rules." "And I'm the president." "She's my vice-president." "The scandal would tear our administration apart." "Michael, you have to seize this moment." "The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing." "I want to !" "I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed." "So I'll make a motion." "You're not a member." "There's an approuval process." "Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent of the whole book club's headquarters." "I second the motion." "The motion's passed." "I motion for a presidential exemption to the "no dating" rule." "I second the motion." "The motion's passed." "I motion that you and me eat that entire icecream cake right now." "Motion denied." "M. chairman, you're out of order." "Great book club tonight." "Lively discussions and I've got 5 phone numbers." "The girls are crazy about you." "What's your secret ?" "There's no trick." "Women just wanna be listened to." "So when they talk, I pretend to listen and go like this..." "So, how did it go with Jane ?" "Did you ask her out ?" "No." "Just 'cause I wanna wait 'till next wek's meeting so I can set the move." "So I picked a romantic book and" "I asked her to come over right before just to help me write out the discussion questions." "Nice, nice." "What's the book ?" "Jane Austin's Pride And Prejudice." "It's a tale of manners and courtships at 19th century royal England." "I hope you enjoy reading that." "Joey !" "If you're gonna be in this book club, you have to read the book." "The whole notion of..." "Stop that !" "Stop it !" " Hey, guys !" " Hey, ma !" "So is your agent gonna send me any clients ?" "No." "Actually Bobby has been really busy so I don't know if you shoud expect a call." "Your agent ?" "She did call." "Really ?" "Yeah, it was weird." "She called me her litlle chicken nugget then made a bunch of slurping noises." "That's just showbiz talks." "Can't believe you don't know anyone famous !" "If you hadn't turned down that hit show, you'd have so many connections that could help me right now." "Yeah, that's what I regret most about that decision." "I'm sorry to bug you but did you get some of my mail by mistake ?" "I didn't my People Magasine." "And the post office said they delivered it today." "Gina, weren't you reading that earlier ?" "What's the problem I'm not good enough to steal your magasine ?" "That's okay." "I think it's upstairs." "Have a sit." "I'll go get it." "No, that's okay." "You don't have to leave us alone." " So, tell me." "Do you..." " This isn't a social hour." "What famous people do you know ?" "Well... my college friend Jessica is married a big time movie producer." "Does she wear really expensive gowns and get her hair all the time up and go to big premieres ?" "Yeah, all the time." "She goes to one like every week." "You're lying to impress me." "No, I'm not lying." "She's a really good friend of mine." "Yeah, right !" "I'd like to see you ask her to let me do her hair for her next premiere." "All right, I will !" "Wait !" "What just happened ?" "I'm really good, I swear !" "I just need a chance." "If you call her and set it up," "I'll be nice to you." "For how long ?" " Name your terms" " Two weeks." " Done." " I should have said three." "And now you're down to one." " Hey !" " Hello !" "Listen, tonight at book club, don't have Diane seat next to Maureen." "Why ?" "I may be dating both of them exclusively." "Oh my god !" "That's Jane !" "Alright, I'll get out of here until book club starts." "I'll be in my room reading the book." "And listen to some soft rock hit of the 70s." "Can you believe someone threw this out ?" "No..." "Hi." "Wow !" "Come in." "I'm sorry." "You look great." "Thanks !" "You look..." "I don't know." "I can't see without my glasses." "I probably shouldn't have driven here." "So..." "Did you enjoy the book ?" "Oh yeah !" "It's pretty romantic." "Very." " So I wanted to ask you..." " Don't mind me." "Just grabbing a snack." "Reading makes me hungry !" "Sorry..." "Just call me angel..." "So I was.." "I was just thinking that maybe we could loosen up thye rules of the book club." "Oh, okay." "Like... maybe we could strike the "no-dating" rules from the by laws." " Oh yes !" "Let's do that !" " Okay !" "Okay !" "Consider it stroken." "Okay, great !" "So we can date people on book club ?" "Yes, we can." "So what's up with your uncle ?" "I'm sorry." "Do you think he would go out with me ?" "He mentionned he was single last time." "And I was hoping you would say something for me." "I'm gonna read in the courtyard." "Give you two some privacy." "4 down, 371 to go." " Hey !" " Hey." "Just wanted to tell you guys to be sure to watch TV tonight." "I just did Alex's friend's hair or the premiere and she's gonna be on the red carpet." "How did it go ?" "I was a little nervous at first." "She's a very fancy lady." "She was drinking martinis and sitting with her legs crossed." "But then I got into it and instinct just took over." "I did this beautiful old Hollywood style updo." "Congratulations." "I gotta go tell, Michael." "No, no, no !" "He's in there with a girl." "He's in there with a girl and you're reading a book..." "What is this..." "Freaky Friday ?" "Alright." "I guess I'll go tell Blondie how it went." "Call her Alex." "You promised you were gonna be nice." "Only one more day of that and some stuff is gonna happen." "Five minutes left..." "I gotta buckle down !" "Hey, little snail !" "Hi, Joey !" "Diane, Maureen !" "You two know each other ?" "Oh yeah !" "We're good friends." "I did not know that !" "Come on in !" "Hi, Joey !" "What's up !" "Listen, Michael, I didn't exactly finish the book, okay ?" "So don't call on me." "You're unbelievable." " What ?" " Come on." "What's the matter ?" "Did you ask Jane out ?" "No, because she wants to go out with you." "Dude, I'm so sorry." " Obviously, I would never..." " You totally screwed this up for me." "I didn't mean to." "I barely said two words to her." "You didn't have to." "You came to last week's meeting with your game face on." "Looking to score." "And it worked." "You're like a big blob of sex." "And you use your charm all over the girl I like." "I am not a sex blob !" "Okay ?" "And this is not my fault." "I'm sorry if she likes me but I didn't do anything wrong." "I should never have let you in." "Should we get started ?" "Yes !" "Come, Joey !" "Let's go talk about the book we all read." "Nothing past page 4 !" "Hey !" "I wanted to call and tell you what a great..." "Book clud is starting, everybody !" "Book club !" "Okay." "So... who wants to start ?" "I thought..." "Joey, what did you think of Pride and Prejudice ?" "Let's hear it." "What were some of the central themes ?" " Well, pride was one." " Yeah." "And of course prejudice which is wrong." "And what did you think of Darcy ?" "She was good." "Darcy's a man." "But not in the modern sense." "Is that what you're saying, Joey ?" "Yes, it is." "Yes, it is, Maureen." "Thank you." "It's interesting." "It's very interesting." "He didn't read the book !" "The only reason he's here is to pick up women." "Now, in the interest of maintaining the integrity of book club," "I motion that we kick Joey out." "Who seconds ?" "Come on !" "He didn't read the book." "Neither did I." "Me neither." "I saw the movie." "There was a movie !" "Did anyone here read the book ?" "You put too much pressure on us, Michael ?" "A book a week ?" "It's just gotten really stressful." "How is reading stressful ?" "Reading is fun !" "It's fun !" "Okay !" "Okay !" "Let's not turn this into a hostage situation !" "If you want me to leave, I will." "No !" "You know what ?" "I'm just gonna go." "Okay." "It's almost time for the big premiere." "I made pop-corn." "Nice place." "Who's the knock-out with the tiara ?" "That's my sister Nancy." "She was Queen of the Rose Parade." "You're cute but maybe you shouldn't stand next to her in family pictures." "Yeah." "That's what my mom says." "I really appreciate you helping me out." "I know I mess with you sometimes but it's just for fun." "Oh yeah !" "that is fun." "So this is actually kind of nice." "Being friendly." "Maybe we could keep it up a little longer than a week." "I phisically can't." "Oh my god, it's on !" "George Clooney..." "I would wear him down to a knob." "Yeah." "I would..." "have bunches of sex with him." "Oh my god !" "I think that's Jessica's husband getting out of the limo." "Oh my god !" "This is exciting." "There she is !" "Wow !" "She actually looks very good !" "Not that I'm surprised." "I mean when I said actually, I didn't mean..." "What ?" "What's wrong ?" "She took it down." "What ?" "That wasn't the style I gave her." "She must have taken it out in the limo." "She hated it." "I can't believe this." "I'm so sorry." "I knew when I walked in there I was out of my league." "But I spent two hours trying to fake it." "Oh no !" "There !" "There !" "I can't believe I ever thought I could do this." "I just don't fit in with rich people." "They look down on me." "They always have and they'll always will." "With their grammar and their leg-crossing." "Hey !" "Don't be saying that, girfriend !" "Okay, look." "I grew up with money and I don't look down on you." "If anything, I envy you." "Come on !" "It's true !" "I wish I were as strong and as confident as you." "And if it were me, I'd be more than happy to have you do my hair." "Really ?" "You mean that ?" "Absolutely !" "So can we do it right now ?" "Now ?" "Now seems so soon." "Look, Micheal." "It's Joey." "I know you're mad." "Hope you come home soon so we can talk about how you're feelin and worked this out." "And also if you get a chance to pick up some tacos or something on your way home," "that'd be great." "Hey." "Look..." "I know you're upset because Jane liked me." "Alright ?" "But I hope you know I wouldn't never come between you and a girl." "And I really did not mean for that to happen." "I know you didn't." "That's the problem." "What ?" "It's gonna happen wether you try or not." "Anytime I actually get a girl and bring her home, she'll take one look at you and she'll forget I'm even here." "Come on !" "Give yourself some credit." "You have so many gifts that I don't have." "You're really smart." "People respect your opinion about stuff." "That's a great thing." "Maybe..." "I'd still rather have your gifts." "Yeah, me too." "You are on your way to big things." "'Cause you're only gonna get better with girls and stuff." "but I'll always suck at maths." "In like 5 years, you are gonna be a force to be reckon with." "Yeah." "And in 5 years..." "You'll be 40." "You've a lot of your mother in you, don't you ?" "Okay..." "ladies and gentlemen... modelling an original Gina Tribbiani hairstyle called "the nice and nasty"..." "I give you Alex Garrett !" "Now that's a neighbour !" "Come on !" "Get your camera." "I wanna take some pictures !" "You look so different !" "I can't believe you own an outfit that slutty !" "Hey !" "That's mine !" "I wear that to church." "You're very nice to be such a good sport." "Can I tell you something ?" "I love it !" "I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman." "You know she was a hooker, right ?" "I have to go look at myself in the miror again !" "An all new Will Grace is coming up next !" "Right here on NBC." "Joey, I've got great news !" "Did I get that commercial ?" "No !" "I bought a horse !" "Joey !" "I gotta get to school !" "Oh..." "Hi !" "i'm Michael." "Have a sit !" "Joey !" "I completely forgot." "There's a residual check for you in the accounting department." "Why don't you go grab it ?" "Alright !" "Okay, I'll be right back." "So." "Michael..." "How do you feel about full frontal nudity ?" "I'm not an actor." "Oh, yes, I know."
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"Fucking hot out here." "Fucking hot." "Yep." "How come you couldn't score a piece, mothefrucker?" "." "I told you the cocksucker wasn't there." "Don't get dramatic." "BAD BLOOD" "Yeah, you didn't get one cause you're a total pussy, a jack-off." "Chill, man." "Look at this big fucker." "Yeah." "Hey, there it is, Bug-Eyes, there's the signal." "You're gonna chicken out, mothefrucker" "Shut up, mothefrucker Look, man, there it is." "Learn how to read, ya ugly fuck." "Let's get up there, c'mon, climb, mothefrucker" "Aren't you an agile fuck?" "." "I can't get over this fucker." "Wait." " Mothefruckerl." "Over here." "Can you see?" "." "Hey bro...." "Once a guy told me that... in these hospitals they would eat these big fucking rabbits with some fucking choppers like this and these red eyes, mothefrucker." "You're fucking stoned." "Youre full of shit." "Okay, Pop, we're ready." "We wanna see it." "Let's see the coin first, man." "Okay, let's see the shit too, man." "Show us the money." "Okay, take it easy, here's half, and here's the other half, 500 all together" "Take it out." "Okay, man, come over here." "You're awfully jumpy with this shit." "This is top-grade shit, man." "Okay, but we gotta smell it first." "Smell it." "So okay, how're we doin'?" "." "It's some shit, man." "So?" "." "Fine shit, mothefrucker." "Good, eh?" "." "Freeze, mothefruckersl." "Don 't move, you cocksuckersl." "Shoot, mothefruckerl." "Drop the guns, fucking assholesl." "Shoot, mothefruckerl." "Shoot!" "We're fucked." "Where do you think you're going, fucking asshole?" "." "Get down!" "You wanna make me run, mothefrucker?" "." "So you want to be a smart-ass, you fucking cunt?" "." "What are you looking at?" "." "Don't move!" "Okay, okay, no problem." "Give me the bag!" "Give it to me!" "Get out o' here, mothefrucker!" "You too!" "We're fucked, man!" "I fucking told you to get us guns, mothefrucker!" "Yeah right, against three fucking assholes with pieces, man, you're going to go up against that?" "." "Maybe." "Oh sure, man." "The problem is we lost that guy's money mothefrucker." "Mothefrucker, the real shit is" "I lost my sunglasses, mothefrucker" "That's some shit, man," "I fucking lost my sunglasses." "You're worried about your fucking sunglasses!" "Hey, man, my sunglasses were bitchen." "Yao is going to kick our ass, man." "Big deal, man, we'll tell Yao that we were set up, and they fucked us." "You don't knowYao, man, that guy is bad blood, man, serious bad." "And you're not, mothefrucker?" "." "Not me." "Man, I'm fucking sick ofYao." "Mothefrucker, I'm up to here with fuckingYao, man, we tried to save his fucking money a and we almost get killed." ".Did you see the fucking pieces they were carrying?" "." "Those ugly cocksuckers had 38s, man." "Those fucking cunts were tipped off, man, they came out of nowhere." "Great, mothefrucker, you and your shit, I'm fucking sick of all of it!" "You're a fucking curse, man, getting me into this shit." "Hey, cocksucker, it was you who wanted me to get us a gig withYao." "Know what, mothefrucker?" "." "Looks like Paula is knocked up so that makes me a daddy." "You're shitting me." "No, man, looks like I am gonna be the Daddy-bear, man." "Great fucking moment you picked, man,." "fucking brilliant timing." "No shit, man, I'm going to be a pop, who woulda fucking believed it?" "." "Well, bravo, man." "You're dicking me, cocksucker." "Yeah, right, I'm dicking you." "You're making fun of me." "No, no, let's party." "I am going to be a DADDY, man!" "So we gotta celebrate, man." "Yeah, man, let's celebrate this shit." "Who woulda fucking believed it, eh?" "." "Is it lit?" "." "You gotta start thinking about the lady man, the lady is right on, man." "You don't need to be telling me how to take care of my woman" "Don't worry about it, mothefrucker." "Aay, Poppy." "Man, I'm going to be a pop, man." "I'm going to be a daddy, that's some shit, man!" "I'm going to be a daddy" "Okay, mothefrucker, we'll see ya later." "Come over later." "Yeah, sure, see ya later." "Okay, bro." "Chao, big daddy." "Where you think you're going, mothefrucker?" "." "Where you headed, you fucking cunt?" "." "Get over here, asshole." "Let go of me, mothefrucker!" "And the crank, man?" "." "Huh?" "." "Get off me, mothefrucker." "Where is it?" "." "Let go." "I haven't got any crank, mothefrucker, let go of me." "The crank, mothefrucker!" "Answer him." "So?" ".!" "So?" ".!" "Stop, stop, knock it off.." "I" "The crank, man?" "." "'ll get your money back, it was a set-up, they ripped us of!" "What?" "." "What?" "." "You're think you're gonna fuck me, man?" "." "He's trying to dick you, Yao." "You wanna dick me, man?" "." "Listen to me." "Finish him off." "Shut up." "Man, that fucking money had better appear by Saturday or I'm going to fucking burn you down, man, you and Pedro both." "Got it, mothefrucker?" "." "Got it?" "." "Okay, mothefrucker, just stay right there." "Okay, okay." "Don't move, mothefrucker." "How come you got no money, huh?" "." "He ain't got shit." "A couple of lucas." "He ain't got shit." "They beat the fuck out of him." "Let's go." "Carlos, Carlos, oh Carlos, my God, what happened?" "." "Nothing, I'm fine." "You were out fighting again," "Carlos, just look at you!" "Carlos, what happened?" "." "Answer me!" "Nothing, leave me alone." "What kind of trouble are you in now Carlos?" ".." "Listen to me, where have you been?" "." "Answer me, please, Carlos, tell me what you're mixed up in now" "Will you answer me, goddammit?" "." "Why don't you just calm down, cool your fucking jets and go to hell?" "." "I'm sick of you messing in my business." "How do can I calm down, damn you, when all you do is get in trouble, just like your brother." "I don't want to bury another son, can't you get that?" "." "Okay, mom." "Hey, little bro." "What's up, Unc?" "." "Paula, turn the radio down." "Paula, someone's at the door." "Paula, the door!" "What?" "." "The door, girl!" "I'm late,." "and I have to go to the hospital" "Okay, I'll get it." "Hey, baby." "Oh, sorry." "Ouch, you stepped on me." "Hey, say hello to Paulie, okay?" "." "Say, Hi baby!" "and say hi to Carlanga." "Hey, let's see, what happened there?" "." "Nothing, I tripped, that's all, boo." "Let me see, I want to see it." "So what's happening?" "." "What's the story with that?" "." "Just hanging out, bored." "No, dodo,." "I'm asking you if you got your period yet" "Nope." "Whaddaya mean, no?" "." "You don't know anything, you haven't found out anything?" "." "No, I don't know nothing." "You gotta wait, sometimes it's late anyway." "Jesus." "Let's see." "What?" "." "Let me look at it." "Look at what?" "." "This." "Does it?" "." "Yeah, relax!" "Let me." "Wait." "Yes, it hurts, okay?" "." "No, dodo,." "Does it hurt there?" "." "And there...?" "." "Paula." "Paula, open the door!" "Don 't you hear me?" "." "How dare you, Paula!" "?" "." "Open this door!" "My mother." "Listen, I told you I don't want that guy in my house, understand?" "." "Oh, go to hell!" "How was work?" "." "Fine." "Ah, boo." "I just wanna out of this fucking place." "I know." "I'm fed up with it." "I gotta go away somewhere, anywhere." "Where?" "." "I don't know." "Chariaral, I don't know." "A place far way from this fucking neighborhood." "And me?" "." "What about me?" "." "The two of us, babe, us two." "What do you think?" "." "Hey, man." "Heh." "Jesus, you look like shit, man." "Yeah...enough." "Hello, Mama." "Let's go." "Hello, son." "What happened to your face?" "." "Mothefrucker...we need a gun...mothefrucker" "What happened, man?" "." "Nothing, I ran into that cocksuckerYao.." "He said if we didn't return the money, man, he's gonna burn down our house." "he's gonna burn my house down, man!" "You're shitting me?" "." "No man and the worst is that it's for this Saturday, man." "This Saturday." "This Saturday man!" "Mothefrucker." "Ahh mothefrucker, I told you." "we had to get us a fucking gun.." "...a homemade piece, I don't know a 38," "like the fucking cops have, man." "Where are we gonna get us a gun, man?" "." "Who knows, mothefrucker..." "Mothefrucker." "I was thinking of this guy Marmota, man." "This guy has contacts in jail, man." "Fucker, let's not get in any deeper" "I don't want to go back to the can ever again, man." "No one's going to jail.." "I'm more involved in this than you, man." "I'm gonna be a daddy, you know." "So if you don't wanna get involved in this," "I go alone, man.." "get that into your head, mothefrucker" "Relax, man...we're partners or no, man?" "." "How can I relax, man...how to relax." "Let's do this radio bullshit.." "Let's go do it now, man" "Mothefrucker." "Mothefrucker." "Got any cash?" "." "What are you asking about cash?" "." "That cocksucker left me with zip." "Calm down..." "Take your fucking jacket, man." "Let's go." "Let's do it." "Let's do it." "I'm bummed out with this bullshit, man." "OK... get lost now, mothefrucker." "There he is." "See you later, man." "What happened little bro?" "." "Heh, Marmota." "How you doing?" "." "What happened, little bro?" "." "We were just looking for you, Marmota man." "What happened?" "." "Need something for your head, eh?" "." "Always, man." "Mothefrucker, what happened?" "." "I didn't wanna tell you this bullshit, Marmota." "Ah, what's going on?" "." "Nothing." "Nothing. p." "We did a deal forYao and..." "we fucked." "We lost the whole wad, $500, Marmota man." "Some mothefruckers stole our money right when the deal was going down, man." "What were you thinking getting involved with that crazy mothefruckerYao, little bro?" "." "Fuck man." "And the worst is that they want their money." "for this Saturday, Marmota" "Oh, Saturday." "What's happening, man, Marmota." "What's up, monkey face." "You got here, mothefrucker." "Say thanks that I bought you mothefruckers some beer, eh." "It's nice and cold!" "Listen, man." "You can't go getting involved with that crazy mothefrucker, Yao." "He is one mothefrucker, man" "You don't know what happened to Burrito, man." "Burrito?" "." "Yeah, Burrito... man." "He was just sitting in his armchair all fine like" "Hey, make another with this mothefrucker..." "Hey, make another with this mothefrucker..." "Ah, ole ole ole ole ole," "Goal, goal, goal, goal" "Come here.... man.." "I'm gonna break your fucking legs man, look you fucker... score, score already..." "'Why why why don't you shut the fuck up, mothefrucker.... and who the fuck are you?" "." "You mothefrucking st-st- stutterer coming over here to fuck with me." "Go play with shit in your own fucking backyard, asshole...st-st-stutterer." "Score, you mothefrucker..." "That's it, mothefrucker." "Papi show-off..." "Just fucking try to fuck with me... try it..." "Yeah then, get out mothefrucker..." "Big man..." "Papi show-off, mothefrucker you." "Your brother, man... he was the only one who ever fucked over that mothefruckingYao." "Fucking fine!" "He kicked the shit out of him, man." "Yeah and for that I don't think that mothefruckerYao loves you very much man." "But I know that, man." "I know... and that's why I'm telling you I need a gun, man." "If you could make this deal for us it would be the ultimate, man." "Yeah man, but if you're gonna fuck withYao, you gotta know that you can lose, man!" "No, relax." "It's just to make us a bit of scratch, nothing more, right?" "." "To pay that mothefrucker back." "Mothefrucker, you are a mad mothefrucker...this mothefrucker is just like his brother..." "Me and his brother were the same... mad mothefruckers" "But finally... your brother got snufed." "Yeah, man, Carlos." "Yeah, man." "Listen,." "if I had the girlfriend you have, the Mother you have.. a house like yours.." "I wouldn't even be speaking with Marmota, man." "Yeah, now let's get us something for our nerves." "Do yourself a little bit there." "let's get us something for our nerves." "Your turn." "Yeah, yeah, open up that little nose." "Now there." "Get yourself into it, monkey man...there..." "Now Marmota." "That's it, yeah." "Listen man...and that little number...when, man?" "." "Are you gonna do this deal for us or not?" "." "Yeah, but don't bug me so much, eh?" "." "I" "I know some guys in the can that move huge amounts of guns, but they are userers, man." "It's gonna cost you $25 smackers." "$25..." "Yup." "Here." "We only got $10 man." "Tomorrow I'll give you the rest," "OK?" "." "You owe me man...you know." "Fuck, I owe you...what's the fucking problem?" "." "Yeah, yeah..." "I'm gonna give you something for your nerves." "Take this, man." "Thanks, Marmota man." "Listen, Marmota remember the gun, eh?" "." "Make sure it looks good." "That it's intimidating, yeah... intimidating..." "Yeah, that it intimidates..." "Yeah, just like mine!" "We did it mothefrucker." ".I hope that ugly fuck buys the fucking thing." ".Another..." "Look." "Look they're brawling, man." "Hit that bastard." "Hit him, you fucker" "Ah, cocksucker." "He's kicking his ass." "Look Spiderman, wait man." "Hurry up, mothefrucker." "What are you doing to my car, asshole?" "." "What's happened with the car, mothefruckers, eh?" "." "What, relax mothefrucker...what's happening..." "Stop, stop..." "Relax buddy." "Stop." "Stop, relax." "You're fucked, mothefrucker..." "You're fucked bigtime." "I'm gonna fuck you over big time." "Don't move, you mothefrucker!" "Heh, no...not here, you assholes." "Out of here." "Your car's for shit, mothefrucker..." "They're gonna fuck with our car, man..." "Not right in front of me, man.. no way!" "Hey, what's going on here?" "." "Don 't touch my car, man." "Stop man...stop... hey." "Mothefrucker, where do you think you're going?" "." "Here I am... you piece of shit." "Let go of me, mothefrucker." "Stop, stop, you mothefrucker!" "Let go." "Take this, you preppie mothefrucker." "What are you laughing at mothefrucker?" "." "How you had that little blondie!" "No, he got me when I wasn't looking, that little mothefrucker." "But I still got him bad." "Yeah, you had him completely fucked..." "You're fucking with me." "Relax, mothefrucker." "You had him." "Yeah, man." "I had him completely fucked." "I did." "You suck at brawling, man." "You wouldn't last five minutes in the can, man." "Yeah and you lasted much longer." ".How was that, you mothefrucker?" "." "A little snort." "Yeah, mothefrucker." "That's enough." "That's enough." "Where, mothefrucker?" "." "Did you see how we handled that, man?" "." "Thanks mothefrucker...that little blondie mothefrucker really had me going." "Let's get to work, man." "Where's that fucking dog... he didn't follow us." "Let's go, man." "Wow, this one has a beauty of a panel, man." "Nice..." "You're fucked." "Have a nice day." "Go right ahead sir." "Ah, I got an itchy ass, man." "I don't do those windows like I used to." "I stink like shit, man." "Where you going, man?" "." "Hurry up, man." "Hurry, man." "Relax." "He looked like a faggot." "Yeah let's go." "It came out, man." "Let's go." "Let's move, man." "Come on, mothefrucker" "yeah... big daddy." "You are not particularly professional here, mothefrucker." "Heh young man, what are you doing there?" "." "Shut up you old fuck..." "Stay there you mothefrucker." "What's up, you mustached mothefrucker?" "." "Get a load of this." "It's fine, mothefrucker!" "She is pretty!" "It's pefrect, mothefrucker." "Wow... she's pretty man." "This chrome is the fucking finest, mothefrucker." "Nice radio." "Man, it has some fine ass headlights." "How would you look there, Carlos, eh?" "." "This mothefrucker is like the Batmobile, man." "Give me the tool." " Let's see, easy does it." "There it is, mothefrucker" "Ah this is fucking fine, man." "The radio, man." "Yeah, get in." "Get in!" "Get in the other side, man." "Carlos what are you doing?" "." "You wanna steal the car man?" "." "Get down...the cops..." "Stay down." "Are we fucking up here, Carlos?" "." "Nothing's gonna happen, you fucking faggot..." "I don't wanna go to jail again, man." "Shut up, mothefrucker" "What'd you do, mothefrucker?" "." "It started, man!" "We're off!" "Crazy mothefrucker." "Yeah man, let's fuck with this beautiful mothefrucker" "Let's go." "Let's go already." "Gonna have a baby, man." "Yeah, gimme, gimme, man." "Listen!" "What, man?" "." "Let me drive." "No, if you don't know how to drive, don't fuck with me, man." "Let me drive, man." "The truth, man..." "Yes" "Yeah, mothefrucker...drive!" "Yeah, man." "Good, man." "Started well, mothefrucker." "Here, stop, stop there is a liquor store." "Stop mothefrucker." "With Coke." "What else?" "." "How much is that bottle over there?" "." "$3, sir." "Where does it say that, asshole?" "." "That's the price." "If you don't like it, just leave." "What do you mean, just leave...you mothefrucker?" "." "I'm gonna take this bottle anyway mothefrucker" "So relax, mothefrucker and open up the register... open the register I said!" "Get out, mothefrucker.get away from there." "Get out, mothefrucker..get away from there." "No, no sir." "Don't shoot." "I'm gonna fuck you up bad, man." "Don't move or I'll shoot, you mothefrucker." "What happened, man?" "." "Things are going fine, man." "I stole me this, mothefrucker." "What did you do, you mothefrucker?" "." "What?" "." "Let's go man." "You should've seen that Peruvian's face, man." "He knew he was totally fucked, man." "You're the man, mothefrucker!" "That's it...man." "All you need is a gun, mothefrucker" "Crazy fucking true." "Relax man." "Let me count the money." "Here three, four, five, six." "There are a hundred twenty six man." "Were you out looking for work, son?" "." "What do you think?" "." "What do you think, man?" "." "You're drugged up man..." "so that's what you're up to... well, not here in this house you don't." "What...you want money?" "." "Is that it?" "." "s that your problem, you mothefrucker?" "." "I Here take the fucking money...take it man." "Here..." "Fucking take it, man." "Disrespectful shit." "What do you think?" "." "You're the same as your delinquent brother" "What do you know about my brother, man?" "." "Enough, enough, enough." "Get away from this house." "Out!" "What do you know about my brother, man?" "." "Let go of your father." "Get out of this house." "Get out!" "Mothefrucker..." "leave!" "Enough, enough." "Leave me alone" "Go to fucking hell!" "Throw it." "Goal." "Pass it." "signs painted" "What's up, little bro?" "." "How are you, Marmota, man?" "." "Here I am." "I was here with this bullshit of the signs." "They're driving me crazy, man." "Crazy, crazy..." "these signs, fucking signs man." "Your eyes, man?" "." "This business of the signs has me going.." "You're good at spelling, bro." "Mothefrucker." "Look at what I brought you from Antartica." "Fuck me..." "Another cold one, man." "I've been working hard." "That's great." "In what?" "." "Little jobs." "Me, I'm studying cooking at the community center." "Really?" "." "Yeah..." "Is your grandmother better?" "." "Yeah" "That's good." "We should see more of each other." "Totally!" "Yeah." "You know, tonight there's a party." "Want to come?" "." "What's the deal?" "." "Good people, man." "Friends from school." "Where?" "." "No, here." "The third alley." "Yeah, we'll see you there." "Great!" "Come on in, relax, pull your pants down." "What?" "." "You think I'm easy, mothefrucker?" "." "Here." "Make yourself a bone" "..a nice tight one... that's it... nice and tight." "This is gonna make me fucking fine, man." "Take this." "Here's some matches." "There ain't nothing bad about it..." "it's the Grandfunk, mothefrucker" "Yeah, make it good, man...fine..." "You did it, mothefrucker." "You did it!" "It's a jewel, man." "This is a big fucking gun man.." "A bad fucking gun, man." "But listen, man, the thing is, it's gonna cost you more, man." "Hold on... how much?" "." "45 big ones, man." "How much?" "." "No, man..." "45 is over the top, Marmota man." "This piece is mighty fine, man." "Yeah but it's too much, man..." "You're dreaming, you crazy mother." "It's too much." "Well then...there's no business here, man." "Yeah, yeah... relax, man." "If we're gonna do it,." "we're gonna do it" "I'm gonna give it to you, relax..." "There's 35." "It cost me more than a good fuck, you little prick." "Don't call me little, you mothefrucker" "Yeah, relax, Marmota man." "Fuck, fuck...you really pissed me of, man." "You're crazy, man." "It's a beauty." "A jewel, man." "It's from the cops, man." "It's nice and heavy." "Look, there's no serial number." "It's a 38, mothefrucker." "It's fucking fine, man." "It's pretty." "Nice and heavy." "It's a good piece, man." "Where you going, mothefrucker?" "." "They fucked us over, Yao." "An-an the money, man." "They stole it." "Who?" "." "Who fucked you over?" "." "Who..." "Who..the money, man..." "I'm gonna pay, man." "They fucked us over and took off with everything." "Who fucked you over?" "." "Who?" "." "Talk, you mothefrucker." "Answer, Who did this?" "." "Tomorrow the money, man." "You hear me... tomorrow, you fucker." "What are you fucking looking at" "Nothing, man." "You love your grandmother?" "." "Yes or no?" "." "Answer, you mothefrucker." "Yes, yes." "When you gonna have the money, man?" "." "When, you asshole?" "." "Tomorrow." "Tomorrow, tomorrow, man." "Tomorrow, mothefrucker." "Let's go, man." "Let's go." "Understand, you mothefrucker?" ".." "Understand?" "." "Your bread got all spilled, mothefrucker...the money you fucker." "Take care you mothefrucking asshole." "Take care, you mothefrucker." "Understand?" "." "Take care of your bread, man." "Yeah, I think that's great, but then you were like so so for like a month." "yeah, but..." "Yeah, well bye..." "I gotta go." "Bye." "Heh, boo." " How you doing, baby?" "." "Fine, OK." "Take my backpack." "What kind of asshole you think I am?" "." "Come on..." "I studied all day...and what did you do?" "." "I study life, babe." "Life, life...don't give me that shit." "I wanted to see you, boo." "Don't rag on me like that." "Come on let's go this way." "Shit, I slept the first three hours of class." "I got a seat at the back..." "I didn't want to deal with anyone... the only thing I wanted was to catch some sleep." "I didn't want to eat." "I didn't want anything." "Something else?" "." "No, nothing." "Did you bring me gum?" "." "You never said anything about gum." "And what do you have to say?" "." "What can I tell you?" "." "I slept on the street... that's all." "Why?" "." "I got into it heavy with my old man." "The mothefrucker ended up kicking me out of the house." "And what are you gonna do?" "." "I don't know." "I'm gonna go to Pedro's house and see if I can crash there." "I don't know." "I just don't know." "You know, Carlos, I need to talk to you about something." "Yeah, what?" "." "I'm going to have an abortion." "What are you talking about?" "." "Shit." "I was thinking about it and what are we doing bringing a baby into this world full of problems and shit?" "." "You're talking shit, man." "No, it's not shit." "You're talking pure shit, babe.This bullshit has to be decided by both of us." "Yeah and how?" "." "Shit, I don't know." "I'm working on making things better, boo." "You're always telling me the same thing." "I'm trying..." "I'm trying...but" "But now it's different, boo." "What's different about it?" "." "It's different." "It just is." "Shit, like right now" "I gotta do something important and you come up with this shit." "What could be so important.Tell me." "I don't know, mothefrucker, my shit, my own shit." "Take your backback." "There." "So I'll just chop the corn and we're ready Mama." "And you?" "." "Heh, man." "How you doing?" "." "We're having lunch." "So I see." "Is your grandmother here?" "." "Hello, mama." "How are you?" "." "Hello." "Would you like some bean stew?" "." "Absolutely." "That would be great!" "I'll serve you." "What are you doing serving me?" "." "I'll serve myself." "One ofYao's assholes came to see me." "Shit man..." "So that's what's up." "We're up against the wall, mothefrucker If we don't pay up tomorrow, they're gonna burn us out." "What are you talking about?" "." "Nothing, Mama...." "Guy's things." "You were gonna come by early, man, so we could sell the radios" "Yeah, but yesterday I had a run in with my old man." "We really got into it and then, fuck, I had to sleep in the car I slept like shit, man." "This is hot, man." "Hot, my ass." "And where are you going to sleep?" "." "Here, man." "Shit." "You're fucking bad news, man." "I'm your friend asshole." "What's going on?" "." "Nothing, Mama." "Check this out." "Put that away, you mothefrucker." "Look at this beauty!" "Put it fucking away, you mothefrucker." "It's a beauty, mothefrucker." "Don't get so pissed off., you little mothefrucker." "Does it have bullets?" "." "No, mothefrucker." "Why would it have those?" "." "Obviously, man, it has bullets." "Yeah, man." "let's go sell those radios." "Mama, we're going out." "We got shit to do." "We'll eat later." "Heh, let me finish my beans, you little fuck." "Let's go man." "Hurry up." "Let's just go." "Yeah, man." "Yeah, yeah,." "Bye, Mama." "Your beans are ultimate." "Bye, Mama." "Bye, Mama." "There's that cocksucker." "70 or no?" "." "I don't know, man." "See if you can sell them for more." "I'm gonna show you how to do business, man." "Yeah, like you know." "Check it out or no?" "." "Heh, what's happening, Cherokee?" "." "Nothing much, Pedro." "How's it going, man?" "." "Carlos." "Come on into my den, man." "What you up to?" "." "How's business?" "." "Great, man." "What you got for me?" "." "Some radios, panels." "An equalizer, three band graphics, compac disc, stereo, dolby, tons of shit." "Sounds good." "Let's see the merchandise, man." "Heh, don't break them, man." "Heh, Pedro." "What's this shit, man?" "." "It just needs a screwdriver, man." "They're fine." "Heh, don't bring me bullshit, man." "They're all fine, man...only the best." "How many you have?" "." "4, 5 with the panel." "5" "$70" "Don't treat me like an asshole, man." "That's cheap, man." "What's this $70 bullshit?" "." "I'll give you $50." "That's what they're worth, man." "What's this $50?" "." "$50, man." "$60" "What you looking at, mothefrucker?" "." "Say what?" "." "Nothing doing." "If you want, take them somewhere else, man." "$60, man." "That's cheap." "What's the problem?" "." "Nothing doing." "Look, $55, man." "No, man." "Tell him $60." "Listen, relax. $55 cause I know you, man." "$60" "Relax, relax." "Who's doing this deal?" "." "Ah, he's jerking you off, man." "Heh, who is this asshole?" "." "$55...$55, fine!" "$ 55 or no?" "." "$ 55 or no?" "." "Who you doing this business with?" "." "With you, man. $55..." "Give it here and I'll give you the radios..." "They're yours." "This couple ain't working so well together" "Don't worry." "They're gonna buy them." "Yeah, Mustard, pass me $55 here." "You gonna buy them or not?" "." "Here, I'm not gonna get dizzy counting..." "How much?" "." "Yeah, count them good." "5 and 5." "That's it, man." "OK, man." "Let's go." "That's mighty fine." "Bye." "See you around." "You always fuck me over, you cocksucker." "You sly mothefrucker." "Yeah, man." "See you around." "Bye." "Don't worry." "We'll see you around, Pedro." "I still managed to fuck you, man." "Still $55 ain't too fucking bad, man." "Yeah, those radios weren't so good, man." "I even dropped the fucking backpack, man." "Relax, mothefrucker." "Check it out." "Ah, you fucked the Cherokee." "I fucked the mothefrucker." "Yeah, you're one bad mothefrucker." "But heh, Cherokee is my fucking friend, man." "What's the problem?" "." "He deserved it that mothefrucking cocksucker." "Wow, that's fucking fine, man." "Yeah, relax." "Put it away." "He wanted to fuck us over." "I don't know if we can sell it back to him, man." "Nah, we could sell it to some other cocksucker and fine, done...fucking no problem." "Fucking right.You got another idea." "I got plenty of them, man." "Let's go...there's plenty, man." "Go ahead." "Knock off bars and restaurants, mothefrucker" " Or whatever like that" "What are you saying?" "." "Yeah, man." "I'm telling you.There's no guards." "People don't expect it." "And there's plenty of cash there... plenty" "Yeah, you crazy mothefruck." "But I don't get your plan." "You do it at night...get it?" "." "There's plenty of cash there." "There's tens and twenties and all kinds of cash all over the fucking place." "It has to be somewheres where we can get away with it, man." "You're getting it now, mothefrucker." "You're getting it now, mothefrucker." "So what's up with this party?" "." "It's the babe that he's all wet over, man." "Don't fuck with me, mothefrucker." "I'm just asking you like who they are." "A bunch of people who're studying with Anita at the community center" "They're a bunch of fucking students, ugly mothers, cross-eyed, whatever bullshit." "Hi." "Heh, Pedro." "Hi." "Paula, Anita and Carlos." "Anita." "Hi Anita." "Hi." "We brought some wine." "Great." "Hi, Paula." "Oh, hi." "Let's dance." "Hold your horses." "Make me one first." "I am, but chill out, then we'll dance but let me get the rest out first." "Let's dance." "Just wait." "You ought to study electricity" "You ought to study electricity" "I don't know anything about that." "So you're a retard, eh?" "." "If you study something, you'll have a more stable gig." "That'd be good." "Sure it would." "But I'm no good at studying shit.And I gotta take care of my grand mother." "You are such a dunce." "I remember how my old man went downhill when my brother died, he just lost his shit completely" "Fucking tough to lose your kid, man." "It's tough to be a father." "Yeah." "... and give yourself a break." "That's what you think?" "." "Yeah." "Wait for me, I'm going to look in the kitchen." "Okay.-Without falling over." "I'm fine, I'm fine." "Paulita, how are you?" "." "Fine, you?" "." "Really good," "I'm taking a computer course at the community center." "Great." "Oh, some shit!" "What's this all about!" "?" "." "Come over here, c'mon, c'mon." "Ouch, that hurts!" "Who is this fat asshole?" "." "Stop it, Carlos, you're hurting me!" "Who the fuck is he?" "." "Christ, what a jealous asshole you are." "What's your problem, asshole?" "." "C'mon, bud, don't get paranoid." "Who's fucking paranoid, mothefrucker?" "." "C'mon, asshole, let's go, c'mon, c'mon." "I gotta get out of here." "What do you have to leave for?" "." "It's none of your business." "What's wrong with you?" "." "You hit a guy and take of?" "." "Carlos." "Carlos don't." "What are you doing, you lunatic mothefrucker?" "." "Mothefrucker." "Okay, c'mon, are you with me?" "." "Yes or no." "Of course I am!" "Because you're always chasing after any fucking guy." "Don't be an idiot, Carlos!" "He's the brother of a girlfriend from school, and you almost fucking kill him for looking at me!" "Are you with me or not, woman?" "." "You don't understand shit." "We are going to have a baby, Carlos." "We are going to have a baby." "C'mon, mothefrucker, let's go." "Boo, if I get done early, I'll come by, okay?" "." "Carlos, don't be doing any stupid shit." "No, we're going to sell the pistol, that's all." "I don't want anything to happen to you." "Nothing's going to happen" "I promise." "I promise." "Let's take a taxi to do this." "That's right, so get in, mothefrucker." "Evening, fellows." "Hey, pops." "Where to?" "." "Providencia." "Providencia, great place, uptown, that's where you gotta go, no question." "You guys are smart, you go where the hot blonde babes hang out, the uptown girls." "Yes" "Yeah, man, the blonde chicks, they even smell nice up there, man." "These muggings are some shit, man, it's a bitch." "One time a guy put a knife on me right here, man, and this other guy over here all hopped up, wanting money, and I put my hands up." "I'm no pussy, but you don't risk your life, either" "So I gave it to them." "I can tell when they're gonna try to mug you." "But you guys are cool, I can tell." "I got a nose for this shit, after all these years in this cab." "Here we are, fellows." "Yeah, the tab." "Let's see." "Here we are." "12.39" "What?" "." "Twelve even, we'll round it off." "What twelve, mothefrucker?" "." "Twelve even." "You're trying to rip us off., man, that's a rip-off.!" "So we're not going to do anything to you." "We like you, mothefrucker, so just get the fuck out o' here." "Get out, man." "So, just blow on outta here, mothefrucker" "May God reward you, mothefrucker." "See anything, man?" "." "Anyone in there aside from that babe?" "." "Or just nothing, drinks and shit." "See anyone who could rat on us or not?" "." "Fuck, man, I'm sure that someone'll notice us, man." "Look how we're fucking dressed, man." "Easy, man, chill, everything's fine, man, ain't nobody to suss us." "Hey, but you gotta be careful, you know man, because we don't wanna get popped." "I'm going to the bathroom, you count to 30, come in, I'm going to come out of the bathroom, and I'm going to reduce all these mothefruckers." "You, the only thing you gotta do is bag the cashier that's it." "But why..." "Fuck it, chill, man - cops." "I told you, man, I told you." "Over here." "See, there ain't nobody, this is all set." "What the fuck you talking about, you fucking crazy mothefrucker?" "." "There's gotta be all kinds of cash here, man, this scene is all rich fucks." "Whaddaya mean, rich fucks, man?" ".!" "You see anybody with cash in this place?" "." "It's fucking empty, man!" "What the fuck are you on, mothefrucker?" "." "Shit, but the cash register's gotta be full by nowman, fuck!" "People come in here and eat, they're gettin' ready to close, man,there's gotta be a wad of cash in there." "Let's do it." "Shut the fuck up." "Come over here, c'mon, c'mon, mothefrucker." "There ain't nobody, man." "What are you gonna get, a bottle of booze, mothefrucker?" "." "There ain't two nickels in there." "Don't talk shit." "Shit, man, let's do it." "Mothefrucker." "Let's get outta here." "We been walking all over the place." " Let's go, man." "What?" "." "Whaddaya you want, man?" "." "We've been walking around all night." "I'm fucking sick of it." "Me too." "Look here, let's do it, mothefrucker, right here, man, there it is." "You mean...." "Yeah, man, there's a bundle in there." "Do it now" "Fuck, man, but there's gotta be a video camera, man, you know, look, there's TV screens in there, they'll tape our ass, man." "I don't see any fucking camera." "You don't fucking see 'em, but they'll tape us." "Chill, man, let's check it out.You see anything?" "." "Do you?" "." "There ain't shit, man, so let's do it." "What's your problem, man." "I'm a fucking member at this bullshit place, man." "They're closing up, man." "Fucking shit, mothefrucker, you always get me into this crap, man, you're a fuck-up, piece of shit." "Oh, so I'm the one who made them close the fucking store?" ".!" "You're a fucking jinx, man!" "Oh, fuck off., what a bunch of shit this is." "We've have some fucking luck tonight." "You know?" "." "The first cocksucker who comes by, I'm going to fuck him, mothefrucker," "I'm going to take his money and his fucking checkbook, and whatever shit, man." "We still need like 400 for fuckingYao, man." "what fucking dick is gonna be walking around with that in his pocket, man?" "." "Shut the fuck up, can you shut up for one minute, man?" "." "I'm going to do this shit anyway, mothefrucker, I don't care if they fucking shoot my ass." "I've been fucked in every fucking place we've been to, man, every fucking piece of shit dump where we're seen these mothefruckers." "Chill." "Take it easy, man." "I don't want to go down again, man." "You don't know what it's like in prison, man, it's some shit." "Take it easy, faggot, just chill, mothefrucker" "Daddy, we're going to have us a drink, a piscola or whatever just to chill out, man." "Fucking right, man, fucking on target." "I need one, partner." "You know, fact is I'm fucking shitting my pants, man." "Will you stop whining, faggot mothefrucker?" "." "Just stop your fucking bawling." "We're gonna have a drink, my man, then we're gonna do it, man." "We'll have a little piscola, but stop this fucking whimpering." "Yeah, man, enough." "Go on." "Let's go." "Easy." "Wake the fuck up, jamoke." "He's wearing a tee shirt with the fucking virgen, man, and the guy's totally fucking wasted." "Let's have a piscola here, man, it'll be great." "No, this place is too fancy, man, the way we look." "Chill, man, whaddaya mean, fancy?" "." "Let's go in." "A piscolita, man." "Here we are." "Hi, what'll you have?" "." "Piscola." "Same." "You see?" "." "Full of fucking rich cunts, man, a ton of money,a stack of bills like this, mothefrucker, shiny coin, man." "This fucking big..." "This shiny." "You're catching on" "Thanks." "Thanks, doll." "That's good." "Fucking good." "Hey, doll, two more of the same." "Hey, you backing out or not, chickenshit?" "." "You see what we got here?" "." "What?" "." "We gotta do it here, man, this is the place, mothefrucker, we gotta do it." "You think?" "." "Yes, mothefrucker, we gotta do it soon, there's a ton of cash here, people are carrying." "They got cash in this place, mothefrucker" "Fuck." "This is just the place." "Okay, let's do it." "Easy." "Hot babe." "See, mothefrucker, we gotta do it." "Ready, man?" "." "Yeah, let's go." "Let's just do it." "Let's just do this shit." "Okay, on the floor, mothefruckers!" "Everybody down, mothefrucker!" "Get over here, mothefrucker!" "Do it!" "Give it up, mothefrucker, all of it!" "Take it, cunts!" "All of it, mothefrucker!" "Okay, okay." "Put it in a bag, man." "Stay down, curly!" "I said down, mothefrucker!" "Hurry up mothefrucker!" "Don't move, everybody down, mothefruckers!" "All of it!" "Put it in a bag, you stupid cunt!" "Now!" "Stay down, mothefruckers, down!" "Down!" "Get over there, bitch!" "Chow down on that one, you fucking assholes!" "Out, mothefrucker, out!" "Out, mothefrucker!" "Good one, man, good one." "Yeah, man, how much did we get, tell me!" "Man, like 500 lucas." "Take it, Yao, you cocksucker, here's your money and get off my back!" "Fucking great, man, 500 lucas!" "That's the way it's done, man!" "That's how it's done, my man!" "Okay, man, now we gotta go buy us a drink and celebrate, mothefrucker." "And here we are, my man." "I'll do this one." "You sure, man?" "." "Yeah." "So stash the money, I'm gonna bring us some more." "Okay, but do it right, mothefrucker" "Hot shit, man." "Do something right for once in your life, man." "Okay, mothefrucker, give it up or you're fucked!" "hurry it up, mothefrucker!" "Okay, Okay, there, get out." "You're giving me the spare change, mothefrucker!" "Give me the money right now!" "Don't fuck with me!" "Okay, that's all there is, that's it, that's all of." "You're fucking with me, you old cocksuckerl!" "You wanna fuck me, mothefrucker?" "." "Where's the rest of it?" "." "I don't have any more, man, that's it, take it all." "All of it, all of it!" "Give me a bottle of rum!" "Here, take it." "Say thank you that I didn't fucking kill your sorry ass, mothefrucker." "Shit!" "What the fuck did you do, asshole?" "." "Fucking imbecile!" "Okay, take it easy, man." "Fucking idiot asshole mothefrucker!" "Easy, man." "Easy, buddy." "Be cool, cops." "Mothefrucker." "Okay, easy, man, we're almost there." "I fucked up." "Oh, mothefrucker." "Easy man, easy" "Why mothefrucker?" "." "I fucked up." "Marmota, marmotita, marmotita." "Marmotita, wake up, for Christ's sake, Marmotita." "What the fuck?" "." "Oh fuck, look at this mothefrucker look at him." "They fucking put a bullet in him." "Mothefrucker, what did I tell you, what did I tell you, you fucking monkey?" "." "Don't tell me, man." "Be careful, don't move, mothefrucker." "Hello, hello, Luchito?" "." "It's Marmota, yeah, who else, mothefrucker?" "." "Hey, I've got a guy with a bullet in the gut, man, he's bleeding all over the place, man." "Go pay Yao, go pay him right away." "Go pay Yao." "Whaddaya mean, no?" "." "No, man, you gotta come right away, Luchito, for chrissake, man!" "You're the only guy who knows how to do this around here!" "Man, you owe me a ton of shit, mothefrucker, you gotta come because this guy is gonna die right here in my fucking house, man!" "Oh you won't?" "." "You won't, huh?" "." "Mothefrucker, get ready cause I'm bringing him over there right now, so get your shit ready." "I'm gonna die." "Okay, mothefrucker, we gotta take this guy, we gotta move him, help me" "Wait, wait, help me, grab this mothefrucker into the car." "I don't want to die." "Get the car, go get it now!" "Get the car." "I told you, mothefrucking piece of shit, I told you to be careful!" "Get the car, go get it now!" "Get the car, I said." "Mothefruck" "I'm cold." "Take it easy, monkey face, take it easy." "Go pay off Yao." "Easy, man, easy." "Get in, get in." "Mothefrucker, I told you, asshole." "Breathe steady, easy, okay." "We're almos there." "No, this guy knows this shit, he knows how to deal with it." "He's gonna put bandaje you up and give you some other shit and take care of you." "Mothefrucker, you little fucking idiot, if this asshole doesn't make it, he's gonna fucking croak on us." "and I told you..." "breathe, man, just breathe deep, monkey man." "Here, this guy knows what to do." "Get out, get out." "Okay, monkey face, be cool, take it easy, easy." "Easy,bro -.Let me get out, oh mothefrucker, easy." "I don't wont to die!" "Lucho, Lucho, Lucho..." "easy now, easy." "Lucho, here's the guy, I told you." "You 're fucking nuts, man, get him outta here!" "You didn't believe me?" "." "Man, please get him the fuck out of here, you're gonna fucking ruin me!" "Shut the fuck up, man, my mother-in-law's gonna hear." "Quiet!" "Go pay off Yao, or he'll burn down my mom's house, go pay him." "Move, get going!" "Okay, buddy." "Get going, move it." "Go pay Yao." "Go, mothefrucker." "I'll do it, I'll do it." "Get going." "I'll do it, man." "Help me with this." "I can't keep him here, man, my mother-in-law " "You're not gonna help me, mothefrucker?" "You're not gonna help me, mothefrucker?" "Yes or no?" "." "Grab him, mothefrucker." "Okay, but shut up!" "Let's go, let's go, easy, breathe, mothefrucker." "Shut up, man, quiet!" "What's going on, Carlos?" "." "You know what time it is?" "." "What happened to you?" "What happened to you, Carlos?" "." "Tell me!" "What happened?" "." "Pedro had an accident, we almost got fucked." "Are you all right?" "." "Yeah, I'm fine." "And Pedro?" "." "He got hurt." "Pedro's hurt." "I don't know what happened to him." "Baby, take it easy." "Boo, I need" " I'm leaving for Chariaral?" "You coming with me or not?" "." "Yes, of course, you know I will." "Okay, so I'll come by for you in an hour" "In an hour?" "." "In one hour." "In an hour?" "." "But how are we going to go just like that?" "." "Boo, I gotta get out of this fucking place, this place has me all fucked up." "Wait, I'm going to get a shirt, wait." "Put this on." "Boo, are you coming with or not?" "." "Tell me if you're coming with me or not?" "." "Yes or no?" "." "Yes." "Give me some." "Don't give Janice any more, man." "Give me some." "Chill out, girl, do you hear?" "." "I'm talking to you, woman." "Yeah, yeah." "Don't give this bitch any more." "Hello, shut up, shut up mothefrucker!" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "." "I've got Yao's money." "Yao's?" "." "Right this way, asshole." "Easy" "I'm b-b-busy, r-r-right now, how m-m-many do you want, eh?" "." "You got balls coming in here, bud." "This is gonna take time, let's leave it to the afternoon." "What are doing here at this time of day man?" "." "Take it easy, man, I came to give you the money." "What's that cocksucker doing here?" "." "He's the one who ripped off your money, man!" "What's this asshole doing here, mothefrucker?" "." "So it was you, eh?" "." "It was you mothefrucker?" "." "You fucked me, mothefrucker, you fucked me and Pedro, you almost killed him, cocksucker!" "Put it down, man, put it down, put it down." "Put it down, man." "Okay, okay." "Drop it." "Here, take your money, take it easy, man." "Go ahead, take it all, man, pick up your money and get out." "As for you, asshole..." "No, no!" "Hey, little bro, want another gig, man?" "." "C'mere." "Now you're going to join your brother, mothefrucker." "T-t-take it with you, man." "To my father"
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"And ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your show band for this evening, The Caterers!" "Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be..." "Morrissey!" ""Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate"" ""Will nature make a man of me yet?"" ""In this charming car this charming man"" ""William, it was really nothing"" ""Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know it's serious"" ""Panic on the streets of London, panic on the streets of Birmingham"" ""Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ."" " Everybody!" ""Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ"" ""Oh, shutuppa you face!"" "The Caterers there!" "(monkey sounds)" "Whoa, there they go!" "But of course I'm not really M" " I mean, it wasn't really Mozza, was it?" "I'm not really Morrissey, I'm not Mozza!" "Hey, I'm not Mozza!" "I was robbed that night." "I was robbed that night, see?" "A pony, a pony, a pony stroke..." "Yeah yeah, a pony stroke, a pony stroke," "A pony stroke, a pony stroke..." "A goat, a goat stroke..." "A goat, a goat stroke." "A goat..." "A bunny, a bunny, a bunny stroke..." "A bunny stroke..." "A pony stroke..." "A goat stroke..." "A bunny stroke..." "An elephant pat!" "A-pat, a-pat, a-pat." "Now, nice to see, uh..." "Oh yeah, I'm tellin' you man, it happened that way..." "Bacardi Breezer" "It's nice to see one or two bald men in the audience." "Welcome, sir, a bald man, welcome." "Was it the same for you, sir, you just noticed it was taking longer and longer to wash your face?" "Am I right?" "Am I right?" "Back me up on this." "Flannels not lasting as long as they should." "Am I right?" "I don't know where the flannels are going." "I don't know where the flannels are going, well..." "Oh yeah I'm ready to rise again" "I found out - oh yeah" " I found this week that my Nan has got false teeth." "Oh yeah, she's got false teeth, so how can I believe a single word that she tells me?" "Get out of here!" "You guys slay me!" "Well, uh, I do think air fresheners must be very confusing for blind people, don't you think?" "Aaair fresheners... very con-fuuusing for blind people" "(sniffs) Hm?" "Hm?" "Pine forest?" "I thought this was the loo!" "Now, the..." "Hm?" "Hm?" "Three bars of soap a week, sir." "Am I right?" "Three bars of soap." "I don't know where the soap's going to!" "Waaah..." "And every now and again, what I - he he - what I like to do..." "I like to spend about four hours just looking for my vehicle registration document." "What a little bit of fun you can have, hm?" "Oh yeah." "A little bit of fun, eh?" "Even if you haven't got a baby, even if you don't have a baby." "When you go out book a babysitter, hm?" "Oh yeah, you book a babysitter, hm?" "And even if you haven't got a baby" "And on your way out you say to the babysitter, uh" "In about half an hour's time would you just check on the baby, would ya?" "Hm, hm, hm, hm - hm, hm, hm - yeah, he he - hm - yeah - hm, hm, hm..." "Even better than that, what you do, you write on one of the doors in the house Baby's Room" "You put an antique cot in there" " Waah!" "Waah!" "You leave a window open - about that mu... (snickers)" "A little rope ladder... (laughs like a monkey)" "What do you mean the baby's escaped?" "!" "Waa!" "Give me fifty quid, we'll forget all about it, will ya?" "Yeah - a ba-ba-ba..." "Yeah - a ba-ba-ba..." "Now, uh - hm?" "oh yeah - hm?" "oh yeah" "Wh, wha, ya - (sniffs) - ya - (sniffs) - hm?" "Bowl of oranges?" "Where's my minicab?" "Now... the..." "Oh!" "One person clapping by himself, always a bit embarrassing..." "Particularly after sex, I find." "Oh, he's giving flowers out!" "I wish I'd sat up the front." "Now, hm?" "Goldfinger!" "Well..." "Not just jockeys, I think all small people should have to wear a number!" "Eh?" "What do you say we run the Grand National till all the horses are dead?" "Go on, get back round!" "Get back round." "Don't come back until you're dead." "Don't come back until you - hrm, the naughty horses!" "Wa-hey!" "The naughty horses..." "Hm?" "Hm?" "They touch our queen!" "Urgh..." "Touch our queen!" "The dirty - the dirty horses..." "Well, uh..." "Heh!" "Where do ice cream men get that quantity of stale Flakes from?" "Where do they...?" "Where do they get the stale Flakes in that quantity?" ""A taste of honey!" — (backup) "A taste of honey!"" ""Tasting much sweeter than slid." — (backup) "Sild!"" "Sild... — Sild!" "Juicy, juicy, tender slid." "— Juicy, juicy, tender slid." "Ooh!" "Ooh yum yum slid!" "— Ooh!" "Ooh yum yum slid." "Ooh, yum yum slid." "Hm?" "— Ooh, yum yum slid - hm, hm." "That's right, sir, it's a hand-operated torch." "Now.." "The curly-wurlys, the holes in the curly wurlys..." "Do they dilute them and turn them into Caramacs?" "Or do they roll them up and pass the off as Revels?" "You!" "Go and find out!" "Go on!" "Bring - bring back information." "Now, I don't know - back me up on this" " I don't know whether you remember... whether they allowed calculators in the maths exam?" "Oh, I can't believe my luck!" "They've allowed calculators in the maths exam!" "What do you mean we've got to show the working out?" "!" "Um..." "I asked for the Casio PF 100 - a lovely calculator, I think you'll agree." "Oh yes, a lovely one isn't it?" "The Casio PF - wh-wh-wh - 100..." "Unfortunately, my mother, Mummy, bought me the Casio PF 200 which, as you may know, is an electronic organ." "Oh, Mummy!" "What did you have to get that one for, Mummy?" "!" "So you can imagine me... in the maths exam here... hm?" "It's the multi-choice - all important..." "Hm?" "Hm?" "Question one... (Bach's "Toccata and Fugue" on cheap keyboard)" "Question two... ("Green Onions" by Booker T. the M.G.'s plays)" "But I was clever." "I held my hand up," "I asked to be excused, I went to the lavatory where behind the cistern, previous to the exam I'd hidden some sheet music!" "Ha ha ha!" "Wasp on a baby's face, sir." "What do you do?" "Wasp on a baby's face, come on, the clock's ticking." "Wasp on a baby's face." "The clock's ticking!" "Wasp on a baby's face, what do you do?" "Come on!" "It's an urgent situation." "There's a wasp on a baby's face!" "What do you do?" "!" "Aaaaah!" "It stung the baby!" "Stung the baby." "You were too late, weren't you?" "Come on!" "Well, for pity's sake!" "There's a wasp on a babe..." "What?" "!" "What news of curly wurlys?" "What news of curly wurly?" "Curly wurly!" "Come one, wasp on a baby's..." ""Slap it?" "!" Well it might make the wasp sting the baby." "That's the whole point!" ""Flick it off?" "!" You're just digging yourself into a bigger hole!" "No, you daub your own face with jam and lure it away!" "Hm?" "Hm?" "What's wrong?" "You didn't want the jam to drip onto your fancy poncho, is that it?" "Hm?" "You didn't want the jam to drip onto the fancy bespoke poncho?" "Hm?" "A little bit selfish, are we?" "A bit of a - hm?" " a bit of a bully, are we?" "The sort of - the sort of person who might get a younger boy and push him down the wet slide to dry it out for him?" "Hm?" "(slide whistle)" "Well, uh, a friend of mine, he lives in a castle in Scotland - rather a nice idea - it was his daughter's second birthday the other day, as a bit of fun he put an inflatable council estate in the garden." "Rather a nice idea..." "Now - mm - uh - see, Hitler, he was a bad man - hm?" "Oh, have I gone too far?" "He was... broadly, just in broad terms, he was, uh, he was a bad man, uh" "Winston Churchill, he was a good man, wasn't he?" "But, uh, the odd thing is if you're in a balloon with Hitler and Churchill and you're losing altitude..." "Hm?" "Hm?" "The one you throw out's Churchill, cause he's the fat one." "Go on!" "(straining grunts)" "Give us a hand, Hitler." "Come on!" "See, different games, different rules, isn't it?" "You see?" "Mahatma Gandhi loved peace, didn't he?" "He's a peace-loving man, but if you're looking for a tug-of-war team..." "Idi Amin, step right up!" "Step... step right up!" "Now, uh..." "Mm, that's right, hand-operated torch." "You see?" "Don't be frightened." "Hm, hm, hm?" "Pony stroke - hm?" "A pony stroke..." "A goat, a goat stroke - hm?" "A goat stroke..." "A bunny stroke, a bunny stroke, a bunny stroke..." "An elephant pat, an elephant pat..." "A dog tickle, tickle!" "He he!" "And it's only really when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a hot, sunny day you realize just how often they spontaneously just bust into flames." "Now, uh, probably the, uh..." "Probably the largest, uh, shellfish we have in this country must be the donkey." "You'll see them venture up onto the beach at low tide, uh..." "Hm, hm, hm?" "Sometimes wearing a hat, don't they?" "Occasionally have sometimes a shawl?" "Hm, hm?" "Occasionally a tight-fitting lycra suit, uh, the - mm?" "There they are, look!" "They've got four powerful suckers, haven't they?" "Hm?" "Hanging on, underneath the bottoms of boats, haven't they?" "(sounds of a donkey braying underwater)" "And of course..." "He he!" "Uh, the, and..." "Mm." "And man... he exploits them, doesn't he?" "He uses the backs of the donkeys for rides, and I saw a fella, he's got six of 'em." "He's got six donkeys." "He's exploiting the backs of the donkeys for rides." "And I bought those donkeys, and I liberated them back into the ocean, ladies and gentlemen." "Took 'em up onto the pier there, uh and I..." "I pushed 'em off." "Now they can be stubborn..." "They can be stubborn, donkeys, they're notorious for it." "(straining noises)" "Well, give us a hand, Hitler, come on!" "Six of them, and I was glad I did because, you know, the next day those donkeys were washed ashore dead." "But I was happy that before they died, however briefly, they'd gone home." "(laughs)" "We don't actually know what Jesus looked like, do we?" "The baby Jesus, he started off as the baby Jesus, then he conveniently dropped that bit, didn't he, the baby part, oh yeah" "The, uh, the artist formerly known as the baby Jesus, he - uh - he" "We don't actually know what he looked like" "There've been various interpretations - mostly bearded - uh but" " I imagine that a lot of the time Jesus just looked surprised." "(whimpering) What's going on?" "(whimpering) Wine?" "!" "But it was water a minute ago!" "I didn't know there was a cure for leprosy!" "(whimpering)" "Now, uh," "Okay, wasp on a lady's face." "What do you do?" "Hm?" "Wasp on a lady's face." "The clock's s-s-..." "Don't help him!" "The..." "Hm?" "Slap?" "No, you can't slap it." "It might..." "Come on, wasp on a lady's face, what do you do?" "It's less urgent, isn't it?" "Look..." "Hm?" "Hm?" "Wasp on a lady's face, what do you do?" "Hm?" "You can't slap it, sir, no." "In this situation, all you're obliged to do is to inform the lady of the situation." "Now..." "My nan has got - uh - she's got two left feet, tragically." "Yes, thank you for that sympathy." "She's got - uh - two left feet" "Not ideal, but the upside is she's able to steal shoes from outside Dolcis." "Now..." "A-left!" "A-left!" "A-left, left, left!" "The odd thing is that if she sits cross-legged she looks perfectly normal." "It's an odd one..." "I mean, she's got two left feet, she's got two right hands - hm?" "She's got two right hands - uh - but she's left-handed." "It's an odd one." "She's left-handed - hm?" " got two right hands so" "She can, she can hitchhike to places, oh yeah, she can get there alright - hm?" "hm?" "But she, but she can't get back. (horns honking)" "Eh ee oh," "Ee eh ee ungh," "Eh oh ooh." "Now, but she's clever, my nan, what she does, she's stripped to the waist, then in ten minutes there's a squad car to take her home." "Now..." "How - how old is the queen mum now?" "What, eighty - something like that?" "About eighty, is she?" "She must be at least late seventies." "Hm?" "The queen, queen mum." "You think of the number of, uh," "You think of the number of foundation stones she's laid in various, uh municipal buildings and hospitals over the years, our Queen Mum." "Uh, but she'll never take on any heavy structural work, um ..." "No, she's, uh, she's a typical builder in many ways" "Uh, she'll turn up on the first day; you'll never see her again." "Uh, oh yeah, we have to ... hm?" "hm?" "Oh yeah." "What we have to, uh, remember, of course, about the Queen Mum, is that at the end of the day she's just a lady, isn't she?" ""She's a lady, whoa-oa, she's a lady ..."" ""Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb," ""You can give it to me when I need to come along."" "Now..." "They're very optimistic people, ice cream men, aren't they?" "Ice cream men." "You can tell they're optimistic from the tunes they play in the vans." "Hm?" "("Whistle While You Work" plays)  Ice creams!" "Ice creams!" "Mind that child!" "Uh, and it's, it's, it's ... they're optimistic people, right?" "So what happens is they get one hot day in April, right?" "They go out, right?" "On summers here they go out, they buy a whole load of Flakes." "Of course the weather turns, and those Flakes have got to last them all summer, but... it's the optimistic sound of the ice cream van that brings the whales in, isn't it?" "The whales, swimming out at sea ..." "Here they are, look." "(whale moaning) ("Whistle While You Work" plays)" "They come in too shallow, don't they?" "They come in too shallow." "They beach themselves in the shallow part." "(moaning)" "Choc-ice!" "(moaning)" "Choc-ice!" "Now, do you want to meet them, do want to meet them, The Caterers?" "Hm?" "And you're all, "Oh!"  Yes, exciting, isn't it!" "Do you want to meet them?" "Here we go, then:" "It's The Caterer's, ladies and gentlemen." "Here they are.  (Fast wild jazz plays)" "Oh, it built, it built!" "It started small, but it built, Steve." "Now there's Steve, of course; there he is on the, uh, on the Yamaha Clavinova PF." "It's a lovely ... it's a joint Christmas and birthday present, Steve I think." "It's a little more than I like to spend on main gift, and uh, so he skips a birthday and comes round again as Christmas." "That's new, isn't it?" "Oh, it's hot, the top one." "That's - it's a hot plate, isn't it." "You've got a saveloy, and uh, you've got a jacket, a jacket potato on there for later." "Now, and this here is Mark." "Now we're teaching Mark how to count, basically." "What we're doing, we're using song, which he does understand, to teach him something he doesn't understand, which is counting." "Should we show them?" ""Oh my darlin', knock three times ..."" "(three rimshots)" ""... on the ceiling if you want me."" ""Twice on the pipe ..."" "(two rimshots)" ""... if you ain't gonna show."" "There they are, the..." "Oh!" "(Music plays)  Pizza!" "Pizza!" "Pizza!" "Well, I don't know ..." "I don't whether you have these, you've heard of these, have you?" "Have you ever seen these before?" "Hm?" "Have you?" "You've seen these, the large cardboard mittens?" "They're uh ..." "You have?" "Hm?" "They're ideal for the old folk at winter." "Uh, no, of course it isn't." "What I'm, it's the shredded wheat, isn't it." "There he is, there's the shredded wheat." "Oh!" "Oh..." "The ripple, the ripple of excitement passes through the Palace Theatre." ""Is he gonna hand 'em out?" "Is he gonna hand 'em out?" "Wish I'd got a seat down the front now!"" "There it is, the, uh, the shredded wheat.  (Harmonica sound)" "Now, uh, you're probably like me -- you look at people in hats, and you wonder how much milk you could smuggle under there, under their hat, yeah?" "How much milk you could, uh, s-s-smuggle under the ... (whimpering) Lazarus, what are you doing here?" "I thought you were dead!" "What's going on?" "(whimpering)  (whale moaning)" "Tub!" "Tub!" "How much milk you could smuggle under the hat." "Hm?" "That's why they give milkmen the flat hats, isn't it?" "Hm?" "They give them the flat hats so they don't walk off with the merchandise!" "Right?" "It makes sense!" "Hm?" "We all do it -- we all walk away with stuff from the office;" "I might be staying in a hotel locally " " I might walk off with perhaps a flannel, a bath towel ... uh, obviously a Corby trouser press is a quite different proposition." "It's a long coat and a skateboard." "Goodnight!" "Uh ..." "But that's why we give the policemen the tall helmets, isn't it?" "We give them the tall helmets; we know they could get a pint of milk under that helmet, but we trust them, don't we?" "We're testing them." "Hm?" "Hm?" "We're testing them: we're saying, "Look -- there's the fridge, packed full of milk; there's your tall helmet." "Just try it; go on." ""Go on, just try it."  Hm?" "The hat I like is the jester's hat." "Because under the jester's hat, you can get a pint and a half of each of the three different milk species." "Hm?" "You can get a pint and a half of skimmed." "Hm?" "Hm?" "You can get a pint and a half of semi-skimmed." "Hm?" "You can get a pint and a half of full fat milk under that hat." "You could walk through customs with four and a half pints of all three of the different milk species." "And they've got no way of knowing!" "They've got absolutely no way of knowing how much milk you've got under that hat." "Hm?" "The odd thing is, there's no actual restriction on the amount of milk you're allowed to take through customs." "It's a loophole." "It's a loophole, yeah!" "You can walk through customs with four and a half pints of milk -- you can have butter strapped underneath your cagoule, you can have a suitcase with a false bottom packed full of processed cheese and there's nothing they can do about it!" "They can't touch you!" "I'm the milk jester and I'm back in town!" "My parents split up, tragically, yes." "Ah, thank you -- the, huh?" "You like that lining, sir, do you?" "It dazzles." "It excites." "They did, um, they did split up, tragically.  (sniff sniff)" "(late harmonica sound)" "Tragically, my..." "My dad became more and more deaf, relied increasingly on lip reading, and my mum, almost as if to spite him, became a Muslim fundamentalist." ""Your dinner's in the oven!" "Your dinner's in the oven!"" ""Pizza!" "Pizza!"" "They, uh, they did split up." "(whale moaning)  Strawberry Mivvi!" "They did, they did split up; um, my mum got custody of me, my dad got custody of my sister." "And she would look at me and think "poor ol' Harry, he misses a father figure."" "So she's nip upstairs." "She'd put on a big black curly wig, a big black curly mustache, football kit, come downstairs and say, "Come on, son, we're going to go play football o'er at the park." "Come on, go play football."" "So, we'd go play football and she was pretty good at football and she knew all the moves." "Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble." "Pass." "Think of the other fellow." "Man up!" "Man up!" "Where were you?" "On the head, on the head?" "Goal!" "And it was during one of these particular matches that she was spotted by the then Liverpool team manager Bill Shankly, who signed her up." "She went on to a very successful career both nationally and internationally under the name of Ian Rush." "Uh ..." "In the meantime, on the other side of town, there's my sister, my father looks at my sister: "She misses a mother figure."" "He'd nip upstairs, a blond wig, tight-fitting top, heavily pleated skirt, white socks, ice skates.  "Come on, going t'play at ice rink." ""We're going skating' down ice rink."  She was pretty good at ice skating, my dad, and it was during one of these particular rink outings that he was spotted by the then-Olympic team manager," "signed him up; he went on to have a very successful career under the name of Jayne Torvill." "Meantime, on the other side of town," "I'm looking at my mom thinking she misses a daughter figure." "I nip upstairs, a long ginger wig, a tight-fitting gingham frock, freckles, white socks, a little pair of red tap shoes." "Just gonna learn tap dancing lessons." "It was during one of these tap dancing lessons, I was spotted by the then-producer of Junior Showtime, and went on to a very successful career under the name Bonnie Langford." "Oh, you've heard of me." "In ... the meantime there's my sister on the other side of town, looks at my dad, "misses a son figure."  She'd nip upstairs, (fast muttering)" "Macaulay Culkin." "Uh ..." "Now, what's, uh, that lovely Lionel Richie number?" "Ah, is it one of yours?" ""You're once" (rimshot)" ""Twice" (two rimshots)" ""Three times a lady."  (three rimshots)" ""Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb," ""You can give it to me when I need to come along."" "Well ..." "Spare a thought for the poor chamois deer, though." "Here we are, the poor chamois deer; here is gamboling through the forest, hm?" "The chamois deer with its super-absorbent skin, isn't it?" "Its super-absorbent skin that we might wipe our heads ..." "Cars, heads, cars, heads, cars, heads, cars ..." "The chamois deer, here he is, gamboling through the forest with his friends, the elk, hm?" "the Thompson's gazelle, oh yeah," "I've done the homework, I'm on the Internet, bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed!" "The ... chamois deer is gamboling through the forest with his friends and suddenly it starts raining.  "It's alright, I'll catch you up, I'll catch you up!"" ""I'll catch you up."" "Now..." "You're probably like me, every now and again your mind goes back to a previous lifetime, does it?" "For me it's 2 B.C. when I was an Egyptian slave boy." ""Ah, Mustafa ... the Pharaoh is thirsty." "Bring more wine."" ""Yes, master."  Ah, the picture fades." "Now, we've, we've ..." "Stack of four terrapins, sir." "Where do you place yourself?" "Stack of four terrapins." "We've all seen them stacking on the box." "Where do you place yourself in that stack?" "Hm?" "You've got to be either on the bottom, uh, there, there, or, look ... it's a finger, it's a finger diagram." "What's wrong with ya?" "Second from the top?" "Um, that tells us a lot about you." "Now, with, see with the smaller ones, the little ones, um?" "the bite size ..." "Oh!" "Excitement, see?" "Yeah, you're all thinking, "They're smaller." "There's more of them." ""Maybe he will hand them out."" "The shreddies, the cruel orphaned by-products of the cruel shredded wheat trade." "Hm?" "The little tiny orphans, look." "There he is." "Look." "Here he is, look." "I'll demonstrate it now." "See, that's the mummy." "Right?" "That's the mummy who has been taken away." "Alright." "And here's the, here's the ... (baby whimpering)" "(contented sounds)" "(baby whimpering)" "Fab!" "(an ice lolly)  Fab!" "The ... the little tiny (crunching sound)" "I'm going have to kill that one as well." "I going to have to." "I'm going to have to kill the pair of them." "Play something suitable." "The uh ... there we are, tragic." "That, no, here they are, the uh ... ha ha ... here we are, here we are ..." "Look, yes, number 14 ..." "(voiceover: "Wolverhampton Wanderers")" "will play number 12 ..." "(voiceover: "Stockport County")" "No, cause they're smaller ..." "(coach whistle sound)" "And we've all seen 'em on the street corners, haven't we?" "Eh?" "We've all seen 'em on the street corners, many of them smoking." "Many of them on drugs." "They've got no jobs to go to." "And once a week we see them queuing for the state handouts." "Or, pensions, as they call them." "I've actually ... um!" "I've ... um!" "I've actually worked out why, uh, old people look the way they do." "Right, we have to go back to first principles." "You take, uh, the difference between a raisin and a grape, basically, is, anyone?" "Anyone got that?" "It's moisture, isn't it?" "Don't look for hard answers in these, sir." "Don't look for something difficult -- these are the easy ones." "Hm?" "Alright, here's one -- here's a hard one for you." "Uh, uh, names of celebrities whose surnames suggest they should be good at D.I.Y." "Come on, Barry!" "Am I right, is it Barry?" "Hm?" "Celebrities whose surnames suggest they should be good at D.I.Y." "M.C. Hammer, we've got up the back there." "You see, he's, he's streets ahead!" "Okay." "The difference between a grape and a raisin is -- stop thinking;" "I know you're thinking of them; stop thinking about them now!" "I don't want any more now!" "Don't want any more." "The difference between a grape and a -- the difference between a grape and a raisin is moisture, right?" "If you, if you open a packet of biscuits, right?" "Within a couple of days, if you leave them open, those biscuits have gone soft." "Why?" "Because they draw in moisture." "If you get an elderly lady, you open her handbag, what do you find?" "Biscuits." "I rest my case." "Now, uh, poor old, uh, nan, she did, she she died, tragically, yes." "Yes, thank you." "It's, it's building, isn't it?" "It's building now, the sympathy sound." "Uh ... it's been a terrible week in many ways for me." "This is the culmination of a terrible week." "Um, the only silver lining is that I had a rice pudding for lunch, and, uh -- rather nice -- and uh, you know how the pot -- the skin gets sort of baked on the outside of the, the, of the pot there." "Before I came out tonight, I put it in to soak." "Ha ha." "So forgive me if I appear smug." "Ha ha ha ha." "Oh yes." "When I get home, one quick wipe, hm?" "Ha ha." "That's all it'll take." "Ha ha ha ha." "What's that, uh, that number, the "Going On" song that you wrote?" ""I am 16 ..." (16 rimshots)" "What have I started here?" ""... going on 17 ..."  (17 rimshots)" "Get off!" ""And she's buying a stairway to heaven."" "Never get anyone trained in Tai Chi to back you into a parking space;" "you'll be there all day." "Well give us a hand, Hitler." "Now..." "Uh, my nan, she was, she died tragically." "Basically she died of a hoarse voice." "Uh ..." "Well, to be specific, uh, she drowned, in fact." "(raspy whisper) "Help!" "Help!" "H--h--"" "She was depressed, uh." "She'd just come out of the bingo, she'd had a successful line, but, um, was unable to claim the prize." "(raspy whisper) "House!" "House!"" "But she bought the funeral down to the last detail, ladies and gentlemen." "She wanted that beautiful gospel number at the funeral." ""Oh happy day." "Oh happy day." "Oh happy day." "When Jesus washed ..." ""When Jesus washed all our sins away." "Oh happy day."" "There was a clerical error at the crematorium ... and instead, as the coffin disappeared through the curtains for the last time, what we actually heard was, "Tuesday, happy day ...." "Thursday happy day ..."" ""Saturday, happy day." "Saturday, what a day, rockin' all week with you." ""These days are ours, these happy days are yours and mine." ""These happy days are yours and mine, these happy days are yours and mine." "Happy days." ...which was far from ideal." "You see they, they put the, they put the war memorials up don't they?" "They put the (delayed coach whistle) they put the war memorials up so we remember the war dead." "Isn't that right Barry?" "We come out to ..." "Timmy Mallett, you could have had." "Timmy Mallett's one, you might have been thinking about." "Um, you come out the house, right, you see the war memorial, you think, "Doh!" "War dead!"  And of course, this is in the days before Post-It notes." "Now... vegetarians, they tend to be the same people who go on about the environment, aren't they, in my experience, the vegetarians." "Now maybe there'd be a bit more environment about if they wasn't eating' all the plants." "You can marry your aunty, can't you?" "There's not a problem with that; there's no law against it, is there?" "You can marry your aunty, hm?" "A strange woman who kisses you every time you see her -- she's trying to tell you something, isn't she?" "Hm?" "Read the signs!" "Auntie!" "She's perfect, isn't she?" "She's the perfect woman." "She looks a bit like your mum, only she's younger and not married to your dad." "Have you thought of one there?" "Have you thought of one?" "Jimmy Nail, I'll accept." "Very good." "Very well done to you." "Yeah." "You'll notice that that gets a round of applause, fellas, apparently" "That's ... yes, jolly good." "Anyone else?" "Oh, we're all off now aren't we?" "Oh yes." "Oh, we've all thought of one in the intervening ten minutes." "Harry Carpenter." "I'll accept, yes." "That's a good one." "Chaka Demus Pliers is a clever one." "Chaka Demus Pliers, yes." "I hadn't thought of that one." "It's a nice ... can't believe how busy we are on the phones tonight." "Hello?" "Oh, hello Chris, yeah, put him on." "Hello Bob." "Yes, yeah." "Yeah, ha ha." "Yeah, yeah." "Uh, I think it's D, "Wisconsin."  Good luck." "Now, when I was..." "When I was younger, we used to say quite a lot, uh," ""Hey, it's the Fonz."  Uh..." "But tonight I'm gonna pretend it wasn't the Fonz, uh, so that would be followed by," ""Hey, it's the Fonz, oh no it's not the Fonz."" "Most of us grow out of it but one lad, he would go on and on about it." ""Hey, it's the Fonz" time after time." "But one night, one night, one night," "(mumbles) one night, uh, we're about our business there, like that, and he goes, "Hey, it's the Fonz."  Well, we didn't even bother looking up from our work." "Didn't bother looking up.  "Hey," -- yeah, I know.  "Hey, it's the Fonz."" "Yeah, yeah, alright, pull the other one." "We didn't even look up from our work." "And he goes, "Hey, no look, it is the Fonz."  Yeah, yeah, we believe you." ""No look!" "Please look!" "It, it is the Fonz!"  Yeah, we believe you, pull the other one." "We've been had too many times mate, and you know, that night, the Fonz killed and ate 14 of our best sheep." "The story there... of the Boy Who Cried Fonz." "Now..." "And now ladies and gentlemen, oh!" "Uh, and now, ladies and gentlemen, the previous Secretary of State for Northern Ireland's husband telling her that their grass needs cutting: "Mo Mowlam."" "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the first minister of the Northern Ireland Assemblies' wife telling him that their cow needs a haircut." "Thank you.  "David Trimble."" "Thank you." "And now, a prominent member of Sinn Féin's wife inquiring about her drink: "Martin McGuinness."" "Now, this ... this is the part of the show that I like to call the Good Friday Agreement Fun Spot." "Laughter in a crisis." "And to round it out, the Prime Minister of Southern Ireland's wife interrupting him at a party: "Bertie Ahern."" "Now..." "Some of you, oh!" ", some of you may have noticed this item." "This is a -- that's right -- a gymnastics mat." "Hm?" "Oh yeah, it's a ... hm hm.  (hums Hawaii Five-O theme)" "It's a gymnastic mat." "I do apologize " " I can't find my vehicle registration document anywhere." "Um, it's a gymnastics mat and coming up, we've got the history of popular music gymnastics display, which in my view is the high point, yes, of the, of the yeah." "What I do is I distill all the different forms of music over the 20th century into six basic gymnastics moves." "Uh, it's just something to look forward to." "For some of you." "Now presumably, uh, if you are trained to be a bullfighter, um, you don't start straight in on bulls, do you?" "Presumably, first day, a bullfighter, you have to wrestle a chicken to the floor like ... (grunting) It's on my back, it's on my back, the chicken, it's on my back!" "Call the teacher!" "Call the teacher!" "Day two, presumably you can just walk up to a sheep and punch him in the face." "Hai!" "Hai!" "(sheep bleeting sound)" "Well, uh, my own marriage is, uh, broken up as well." "Uh, Basil Brush is another one you could have had." "Um..." "Um, so, ah... my own marriage broke up." "I say, uh, marriage;" "we never actually got the papers through from the Philippines in the end, but uh ..." "So a friend of mine, Andy " " Dave." "You're probably like me, you say Andy and you mean to say Dave." "He, uh, he uh, he arranged for a blind date." "He said, "I know a rich widow."  He said "you can go out and have a lovely drink with this rich widow."" "So we went out with the rich widow, we had a lovely evening." "She invited me back to her place." "We get in there and she says," ""I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable."  Off she goes." "While she's away, I look up and I notice there are all these balloons full of blood hanging from the ceiling." "I thought, that's odd." "Uh...." "While she's gone, I notice this, and then she comes back, and she's wearing -- she's completely naked except for one of those musical socks like you get at Christmas." "You know the musical socks like you get at Christmas?" "("Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" plays)" "I'll just turn it off to save the battery." "Um..." "She's got a broom handle with a nail sticking out in one hand." "She bends over, she activates the sock... (Rudolph theme) she bursts one of the balloons, she hands me the broom handle and says, "Go on, your turn."" "Well, I made my excuses and left." "You know the next day I phoned that friend of mine, I phoned him." "I said," ""Andy " " Dave " " Andy " " Dave."  I said "that..."" "I said, "That rich widow ..."  He said "widow?" "No, no, no, no, WEIRDO."" "Um, you like jazz?" "Oh, here we go...." ""76 trombones hit the big parade ..." (76 rimshots)" ""A hundred and ten cornets right behind." (110 rimshots)" "There he goes." "Mark Alliss on speed." "Sild-uh!" "Sild-uh!" "Sild-uh!" "Sild-uh!" "Sild-uh!" "Alright, what goes 99 thump?" "Right?" "It's a proper joke." "I've only got one." "99 -- thump?" "What goes?" "Anyone?" "No, an ice cream man being mugged." "Now, we, uh ..." ""Get outta here; you guys slay me."" "Ee, ah, uh, ur, ur, oh, ehh, Macauley Culkin." "Uh, (whimpering) hello everyone, wait a minute, what am I doing here?" "I was crucified three days ago!" "(whimper)" "What's going on?" "Uh..." "Have you though of one?" "Did you think of one, Barry?" "Bonnie Tyler, yes." "Very good." "Yes." "Nice one!" "Nice one." "A round, you get a round for that one." "Anyone else?" "Anthea Turner -- no, it's a specialist's job." "You need specialist machinery." "I cannot allow it." "Uh ..." "Peter O'Toole we've had down the front." "Very good, yes." "Nigel Planer's a nice one." "(ignores calls from audience) Yeah, fun, isn't it?" "But is it entertainment?" "You don't really need me here for that, do you?" "Now, there's never, there's never been a ..." "Roger Black and Desmond Decker, there's my favorite." "Individually no, but together as a team, yes." "Uh, you never see any Du-, there's never been like a really well-known Dutch detective, has there?" "There's never been like a really well-known Dutch detective, is there?" "Um, um?" "Think about it -- there's a very good reason for that, if you think about it." "It's very difficult to creep up on someone wearing wooden shoes." "(clopping sound) (grunts)" "Now uh ..." "Oh!" "Mustafa, how did you gain access to Pharaoh's bed chamber?" "(whimpers)  The picture fades." "Uh..." "I'll be honest with you, I'm a bit upset this week because, uh, my uh bumbag burst." "I can't find my vehicle registration document anywhere." "Wait a minute, why did I tie that knot in there for?" "Oh yeah: war dead." "Uh..." "Now, you're probably like me, you divide people into two, into two broad groups according to their personality traits." "Do you?" "Hm?" "The cats and the snakes." "Hm?" "Back me up on this." "You divide people into two broad ... the cats and the snakes, according to their personality traits." "Am I right?" "Back me up on this." "Uh..." "If you like, madam, I can allocate you which broad group you fall into." "Are you up for that?" "Cat, ah!" ", or the snake, ssssss, the snake." "You up for that?" "Okay, if you'd like to tell me a bit about yourself, uh," "I can allocate you which group you fall into." "What's your name, for starters?" "Sam?" "Short for ...?" "Samanatha." "Short for ...?" "Okay." "And you've been allocated a surname, have you?" "Okay." "What was the surname allocation?" "Eaves." "Samantha Eaves." "Of course." "Okay." "All the time I'm thinking, cat or snake, which is she?" "Cat or snake?" "Uh," "Okay, Samantha Eaves, uh, what do you for a living?" "Are you in employment currently?" "Housewife and mother, of course." "Very important job of course, the housewife, isn't it?" "It's... (hoover sound)." "A lot of that, isn't it?" "(hoover sound)" "Oh, and, "Neighbors." Uh..." "Of course not." "No." "There's more to it than that." "Uh, and you get the long holidays." "Uh, no, I do apologize." "There's a wash- washer dryer, and "Home and Away."" "Uh, course not." "Uh, now, the ..." "I do apologize." "All the time I'm thinking, cat or snake." "Which is she?" "Uh, okay, do you have a favorite color, Samantha Eaves?" "If you had to choose?" "Your favorite color." "Blue?" "Okay." "Cat or snake, Samantha Eaves." "She's a housewife, favorite color blue." "If you had to choose, which would you rather sleep in:" "a big wicker basket with a lid or in front of a nice hot fire?" "Now, you ..." "(hums Hawaii Five-O)" "You get your photos back, hm?" "You get your photos back, you think, "What did I take that one for?"  You think, "What did I take that one for?"" ""What did I take ..."  Then you remember: you're a crime scene photographer for the ..." ""What did I take that one for, hm?"  Have we got any crime scene photographers in at all?" "Any crime scene photographers?" "No?" "Okay." "Anyone in who marks out the deceased's body at the scene of a murder?" "Anyone?" "There's normally a couple." "Hm?" "Presumably." "Presumably if you're one of those people and you're driving to the murder scene like that, unconsciously you're thinking, "Well I hope they've died on lino."" "You're thinking something smooth like lino, cause the tape goes down nice and easy, comes up nice and easy at the end." "You could re-use it and cut down your overheads." "And you get there, and what is it?" "Carpet tiles!" "Ohh god!" "There's grit all sticking to the underside of the tape." "The carpet tiles are coming up as you're pulling the tape up." "Why did you have to die on such a gritty surface?" "Well, perhaps we should wrap things up while we're ahead, fellas." "But Harry, what about Stouffer?" "Stouffer?" "I haven't seen him all day." ""Oh lordy, trouble so hard." "Oh lordy, trouble so hard."" "I'll see if I can see him." ""Nobody know my troubles but God." ""Don't nobody know my troubles but God." ""Oh lordy, trouble so hard." "Oh lordy, trouble so hard." ""Don't nobody know my troubles but God." "It's Stouffer, ladies and gentlemen, here he is." ""Get my honey come back, sometimes." "Alright, Stouffer, that's enough, that's enough." "Oh, Mr. Harry, I do like Moby." "Uh, for those you up the back, if you can't see Stouffer awfully well, this is, uh, this is what they're seeing." "That's what they're seeing down the front." "Um, how'ya doing, Stouffer?" "Oh, not so happy, Mr. Harry." "Why is that?" "Well, I found out why I am the color that I am." "Well, why is that?" "(mumbles) Your mother?" "(mumbles) With a Smurf?" "Uh...." "Tell me, Sam, do you like food out of a tin that stinks?" "Or you like to dislocate your jaw and swallow small mammals whole?" "Okay." "Now, uh...." "Larry Sanders." "Yes, you could have had Larry Sanders as a nice one." "Steps." "Steps is a good one." "Um ... okay, now ..." "So we've come up with an invention, Stouffer and I ..." "That's it, Stouffer, you help ..." "Uh ..." "There we are." "Uh ... what?" "Uh, we've come up with an invention;" "you know when you've got a nice piece of fish ..." "Ah!" "Oh, a nice piece of fish." "And you can get the, uh, vinegar on top of the fish, can't you, that's, uh ... but it tends to skate over the s-- ..." "It tend to skate over the surface." "It tends to skate over the surface like ..." "Like uh ..." "What would be an good analogy for that, Stouffer?" "Uh, skates over the surface like water off a, uh, bundle of grease-proof paper." "Yes, that would be a good one." "A good analogy." "You got a better one?" "Um, So what it is, i-i-it's the Vinegar Duck." "I don't know if you can pass that around ..." "What it is, it's a conventional vinegar dispenser with an attenuated nostril." "Nozule." "Nozzle." "Nozzle." "Nozzle." "Pass it around, madam." "Yeah, that's it, pass that around." "Yes, if we all spent that long looking at it ... you know we're not all gonna get a decent ... uh, you know, just use your loaf for pity's sake, sweetheart." "Um, the, we're ..." "Now..." "Okay, I'm looking for backers." "A prob- ... you know what, I'm a bit anxious doing that because the last time I, I came up with an invention I passed it around like that and I never got the bit of paper back." "Yeah." "Three years later, Microsoft Word for Windows." "That was one of yours." "Yeah, that was one of mine, Stouffer." "Uh, while that is busy circulating, uh, ha ha ... it's absolutely fascinating, isn't it?" "What I thought we'd do is open the floor for any questions for Stouffer." "Yeah, any questions for Stouffer." "An informal question and answer session, if you will, of my tiny blue friend." "Anyone got any questions?" "How old are you?" "Is a good question for Stouffer from the third row back there." "Okay, well, I'll put it to him." "Tell me, Stouffer." "How old are you?" "Well, I have many ages and many lives." "Yeah, he's a Buddhist." "That's basically Buddhism, isn't it?" "Something to do with lives anyway." "Uh ..." "Yeah, uh, I can remember any time of any age." "I can remember some detail of it." "If you perhaps, uh, would like to follow that question up by naming a date, he can give you ... see if he can remember..." "July the 7th ... 1972." "Okay." "Uh..." "Overcast." "Very overcast." "It was overcast that day." "It's what sticks in his mind." "Uh, any other questions for Buddha " " Stouffer!" "Sorry." "One more question, I think." "Have you got a girlfriend, from up the back there." "Well, I'll put that to him." "Have you got a girlfriend, Stouffer?" "Oh yeah." "I got a girlfriend." "Oh, you asked her out, did you?" "Oh yeah." "Check it out." "Stouffer." "Check it out." "Did she decline?" "No." "Didn't she mind?" "I don't think so." "Was it for real?" "Damn sure." "What was the deal?" "A pretty girl aged 24." "So was she keen?" "She couldn't wait." "Cinnamon queen?" "Let me update." "What did she say?" "She said she'd love to rendezvous." "She asked me what we were gonna do, said we'd start with a bottle of Moet for two." "Monday, took for a drink on Tuesday" "We were making love on Wednesday." "On Thursday, Friday, Saturday, we chilled on Sunday." "I met the girl on Monday --Took for a drink on Tuesday" "We were making love on Wednesday, Thursday, (grunting)" "The crowd say Bo' Selecta." "Sorted." "Respect due." "Stouffer there, ladies and gentlemen!" "That's all I do!" "Brilliant!" "Goodnight!" ""The most beautiful leader of the ..."" ""Sex bomb."" "We'll be having a ... we better wind up now fellas, haven't we?" "You think?" "What we're gonna do, we're gonna leave you with some pretty thoughts." "So many of our young comedians will send you away with an ugly thought, a profanity, even." "We're gonna send you away with some pretty thoughts." "Thank you." "Butterfly in blue jeans." "Hamster in a chiffon top." "Puppy in a poncho." "Fluffy duckling with a bob." "Butterfly in blue jeans." "These are the things of our dreams." "Of our dreams." "Of our dreams." "These are the things of our dreams -- eeems." "(Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" plays)" "(Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" plays)" "(Tony Orlando and Dawn's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree")" "(Punk song, "I Got Nothin'")" "(Steps's "Love's Got a Hold of My Heart")" "(Tony Orlando and Dawn's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree")"
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"♪♪ (drums: rock beat)" "♪♪ (band joins in)" "♪♪ (continues)" "♪♪ (singing in Hindi)" "♪♪ (continues)" "♪♪ (continues)" "♪♪ (singing in Hindi continues)" "(applause)" "High school is like the training wheels for the bicycle of real life." "It is a time when young people can explore different fields of interests and hopefully learn from their experiences." "In coming to terms with my own personal setback," "I have been able to learn that I don't need to rely on drugs and alcohol" "and that I'm very lucky that more people besides myself and Kerry weren't injured in the accident." "And I have learned that to overcome life's obstacles you need faith, hope and, above all, a sense of humor." "♪♪ (boom box: hip-hop)" "(rapping) ♪ No more education ♪" "♪ It's time for celebration ♪" "♪ 'Cause this is the day Of our high school graduation ♪" "♪ Now, we've stayed for the duration ♪" "♪ Achieved matriculation ♪" "♪ Now we're the newest members Of the general population, oh ♪" "(cheering, shouting)" "God, what a bunch of retards." "God, I know." "I thought that chipmunk-face was never gonna shut up." "I know." "I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict." " Mm-hmm." " She gets in one car wreck, and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her." "Let's see if they gave me the right diploma." " What?" " What?" "These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school and take some stupid art class." "Why?" "I didn't think that just 'cause you get an "F" you have to take the whole class over again." "Loser." "♪♪ (soft instrumental jazz)" "(students chattering, laughing)" "Wow, this is so bad, it's almost good." "This is so bad, it's gone past good and back to bad again." "(slurping)" "At least we'll never have to see any of these creepy faces ever again." "(laughing) Unless they're in your summer school class." "Shut up." " Don't ‒ Don't turn around." " What?" "Why?" " Don't turn around." " Oh, damn it." "Oh, my God." "You guys, I can't believe we made it." "Yeah." "We graduated high school." "How totally amazing." "So, what are you guys doing this summer?" " Nothing." " Well, I'm going to this actor's workshop." "And I'm hoping to start auditions soon." "(chuckles)" " Oh, we have to get together this summer." " Yeah." "That'll definitely happen." "Oh, well, bye, you guys." "Congratulations." "GIRL:" "Whoo!" "(screams)" " Hey!" "How are you?" " (snickers)" "Hey, Rebecca." "Oh, hi." "So, we finally, um..." "What about me?" "Am I not even here?" "Hey." "Hey, Enid." "So, finally made it, huh?" "Yeah." "So, uh, where are you, uh ‒ where you gonna go to college?" "We're not." "Really?" "Both of you?" "Why not?" "Just because." "Yeah, we m-made other plans." "I should have figured that you two would do something different." "So, Todd, what are you gonna be when you grow up?" "Um... well, I-I'm majoring i-in business administration." "And I'm thinking of minoring i-in communications, so..." "See, that's exactly the type of thing we're trying to avoid." " Look at this." " Wh ‒" "Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh?" "♪♪ (song ends)" " REBECCA:" "Oh, God, how perfect." " (laughing)" "He better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her." "♪♪ (new song)" "♪ Where is the love ♪" "♪ You said you'd give to me ♪" "♪ Soon as you were free ♪" "♪ Will it ever be?" "♪" " ♪♪ (continues)" " God, just think, we'll never see Dennis again." "Good." "No, really, think about that." "It's actually totally depressing." "♪ But if you really didn't mean it ♪" "♪ Why did you have to lie?" "♪" "MAN (on TV):" "Is it crazy for an oil company to care about the environment?" "We don't think so." "I already told you I'm not going to college." "Well, I think it's a good idea to keep all your options open." "You could even enroll in the winter quarter." "(TV: man continues)" "You could ‒ Actually, you could live here and go to the city college part time." "And, I don't know, still get a job if you want." "MAN:" "We could make this planet a pretty nice place to live." "Look at me." "I'm not even listening to a word you're saying." "Oh, did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place?" " Who?" " Guess." "How should I know?" "Well, it's someone from the past." " Who?" " Give up?" " Yes." " Maxine." " Not the Maxine." " Mmm." "Yeah." "Oh, God, how horrifying." "Mmm." "Mmm, that's very good." "Ah." "(slurps)" "ENID (mutters):" "Jesus." "(door bell jingles)" " Hi." " Check out these people behind you." "I'm totally convinced they're satanists." "(Rebecca snickers, laughs)" "(both laugh)" "So when are we gonna start looking for our apartment?" "Soon." "I have to wait and see how this summer class goes first." "God, it's so weird that we're finally out of high school." "We've been waiting for this, like, our whole lives." " It's such a weird feeling." " Yeah." "It hasn't really hit me yet." "MAN:" "Well, well, well." "If it isn't Enid and Rebecca." "The little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend." " ENID:" "You're late, asshole." " Fine." "And how are you?" "Did you bring the tape?" "You never paid me for that tape of the Indian dance routine." "Yes, I did." "You Jews are so clever with money." "Fuck you, you stupid redneck hick." "Oh, my God." "Look, the satanists are leaving." " Hey, we should follow them." " Oh, we totally have to." " Oh, my God!" " (both laughing)" "REBECCA:" "So, what do you do if you're a satanist anyway?" "Sacrifice virgins and stuff." " Well, that lets us off the hook." " (both laughing)" " How the hell did we get so far behind them?" " I don't know." "It's just great." " Jesus!" " Oh, yay." "Oh, my God." "Look at this." "Wowsville?" "Authentic '50s diner?" "(scoffs) Since when were there mini-malls in the 1950s?" " (speakers: hip-hop)" " MAN (rapping): ♪ We off the hook ♪" "Who could forget this great hit from the '50s, huh?" "I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp." "Hey, check out the awesome '50s hairdo on our waiter." "Hi." "My name is Allen." "And I'll be your waiter this afternoon." " Hi, Al." " Can we call you Weird Al?" "I'd imagine so." "♪♪ (speakers: dance pop, woman singing)" "You should check out the personals." "Maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us." "Here we go." ""Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ, maverick Sagittarius." "Let's hit the clubs, make each other laugh."" "You can have that one." "Jesus, listen to this one." ""Do you remember me, airport shuttle, June 7?" "You, striking blonde with yellow dress, pearl necklace, brown shoes." "I was the bookish fellow in the green cardigan who helped you find your contact lens." "Am I crazy, or did we have a moment?"" "God, that's so pathetic." "I mean, she probably didn't even notice him." "I know, and he's like psychotically obsessing over every little detail." "We should call him and pretend to be the blonde." "Oh, we totally have to." " I'll call you back as soon as I get a moment." " It's his machine." " (phone: machine beeps) - (clears throat)" " Hi." "It's me." "Your striking blonde." " (Rebecca suppresses laugh)" "Of course, I remember you." "Let's get together for lunch sometime." "How about Friday at one o'clock?" "Meet me at my favorite restaurant ‒ Wowsville." " (Rebecca laughs) - (whispers) Shut up." "It's in the mall on Century Parkway." "See you there, darling." "Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear that sexy green cardigan." " (snickers) - (laughs)" "Oh!" "It's that comedian I was telling you about." "The absolute worst." "Just because I still live with my mother, people think I'm peculiar." "So what if she's been dead for 15years." " (audience chuckling) - (comedian groans)" "See?" "That's barely even a joke." "Well, it's like I always say ‒" "Take my life." "Please." " (audience applauding)" " ANNOUNCER:" "Joey McCobb!" "The weirdest man in show business!" "If he's so weird, how come he's wearing Nikes?" "(scoffs)" "Joey McCobb is our god." " I wanna do him." " I bet." "Actually he kind of reminds me of that one guy you went out with, Larry." "God, what look was he going for?" "A gay tennis player from the '40s?" " Fuck you." " You dated him." " Why do you have this?" " I don't know." "You lent it to me in, like, tenth grade." "Oh, look at how cute I am." "What a little hose bag." "Oh, look." "There's my dad with Maxine." "God, look at her." "What a fucking monster." "If he starts dating her again, I'll kill myself." "MAN:" "Listen, lady, you tell me you want to relax your hair." "So you either sing it a lullaby or use this." "It's all I've got." "Hey." "What you doing?" "You got five minutes left on your shift." "(door bell chimes)" "Well, hello there, young employee of the Sidewinder." "Look, I already told you guys, I'm not gonna give you a ride." "What can you tell me, young man, about the, uh, various flavors of frozen yogurt?" "I'll be done in a minute." "Can you guys wait outside or something?" "I don't understand." "I simply wish to know the various flavors ‒" "Josh, what are you doing?" "In addition to our old favorites, chocolate and vanilla, this week we are featuring Six-Gun Strawberry," "Wild Cherry Round-up and Ten-Gallon Tangerine." " (door bell chimes)" " I don't believe I care for any of those." "What's up, Josh?" "Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today." "Working overtime." "Sixteen hours." " (cash register beeping)" " And, uh, nature's nectar." "Wake-up juice." "And give me six of these beef jerkys." "Hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll." "Hey!" "Hey, you!" "How many times I tell you, no shirt, no service?" "Get the hell out of my store." "What you think this is, Club Med?" "It's America, dude." "Learn the rules." "Learn the r ‒ You learn the rules!" "We Greeks invented democracy!" "You also invented homos." " Fuck you!" " You wish." "You gotta buy me dinner first." " So ‒" " Can we talk about this in a minute?" "Seriously, I'm, like, this close to being done." " Yeah." " (register door slides closed)" "♪♪ (car speakers: heavy metal)" "Son of a bitch." "Hey!" "What do you think you are doing?" "Turn off that goddamn noise!" " Rock and roll, baby." "Freedom of speech." " What do you think this is, Woodstock?" " That guy rules." " Bring it on!" "Let's go, Pops!" "Who, Doug?" "That guy spends more time in here than I do." " City's parking lot, dude!" " It's my parking lot!" "So, Josh, will you please give us a ride?" " Please, Josh?" " No." " Please?" "It'll be super fun." " Please, Josh." "You're threatening me?" "You're threatening me?" "Look, I don't see why you guys even need a ride." "You could walk there in two minutes." "It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you, Josh." "If this guy freaks out, will you protect us?" "This guy has every reason to freak out." "Think about it." "This is a pretty fucked-up thing to do to somebody." "ENID:" "I think Josh is becoming too mature for us." "♪♪ (speakers:" "R B)" "REBECCA:" "Oh, look." "Maybe that's him." "No, it's still 25 minutes too early." "Aren't there, like, a million places like this?" "No, this is the ultimate." "It's, like, the Taj Mahal of fake '50s diners." " So where's the Weird Al guy?" " Shh." "Oh, there he is back there." "I can see his hair bobbing up and down." "♪♪ (R B continues)" "I want to make love to him." " (Josh scoffs)" " I'm gonna tell him you said that." "So nice to see you again, ladies." "Hi, Weird Al." "My friend here has ‒" " Shut up!" " She says she wants to ‒" "Shut up!" "♪♪ (speakers: pop rock)" "REBECCA:" "Oh, my God." "God, that is obviously him." "♪ Boom, sha-la-la Boom-boom sha-la-la ♪" "♪ Boom, sha-la-la Boom-boom, sha-la-la ♪" "♪ Boom, sha-la-la Boom-boom, sha-la-la ♪" "♪ Boom, sha-la-la Boom-boom, sha-la-la-la-la ♪" "♪♪ (speakers: mid-tempo R B)" "Oh, my God." "He just ordered a giant glass of milk." "That's a vanilla milk shake." "(speakers: woman) ♪ We're gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪" "♪ In the sun, sun, sun ♪" "♪ 'Cause you're the one, one, one ♪" "♪ We're gonna have fun ♪" " ♪ We are gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪" " God, this is totally unbearable." "♪ In the sun, sun, sun ♪" "♪ 'Cause you're the one, one, one ♪" "♪ We're gonna have fun ♪" "♪ Gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪" "♪ In the sun, sun, sun ♪" "(exhales)" " (horn honking) - (tires squealing)" "Fucking asshole!" "What's wrong with you?" " Oh, my God." "It's him." " Stupid son of a..." " Jesus Christ!" " ENID:" "He's insane." "We should follow him home." " Forget it." " Oh, come on, Josh." " Don't you want to see where this guy lives?" " No." "(engine knocking, rattling)" "(engine off)" "God, he lives right in our neighborhood." "He doesn't even look all that bummed out, really." "I know." "Wouldn't he be, like, totally pissed off?" "This type of thing must happen to him all the time." " (TV: piano plunking note repeatedly)" " WOMAN:" "Mirror." "Father." "Mirror." "Mirror." "Father." "Mirror." "Mirror." "Father." "Mirror." " ♪♪ (ominous chord)" " Mirror." "Father." "Mirror." " ♪♪ (ominous chords continue)" " Mirror." "Father." "Mirror." "Mirror." "Father." "Mirror." "♪♪ (final ominous chord)" "(clears throat)" "That piece is entitled Mirror, Father, Mirror." "I like to show it to people that I'm meeting for the first time because I think it says so much about who I am and... what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin." "(chuckles)" "And this is exactly what I'm hoping to get from each of you over the course of the summer ‒ a picture of your own self-exploration." "Now, my own background is in video and performance art." "But I'm hoping that doesn't influence you too much and you'll find your own ways of externalizing the internal." "And at the end of the summer, this class has been invited to participate in a show of high school art at the neighborhood activity center." "The title of the show will be" ""Brotherhood and Community:" "Art as Dialogue."" "Are there any questions so far?" "Great!" "ENID:" "This is really creepy." "REBECCA:" "We need to find out what apartment he's in and we'll stalk him from a distance." "ENID:" "I'm afraid if I see him I'll start feeling really bad again." "Huh." "ENID:" "This is girl mail." "Oh." "This is computer catalogs and stuff." ""The W.C. Fields Fan Club Newsletter"?" "Oh, my God, the National Psoriasis Foundation." " Bingo." " WOMAN (on TV):" "Not in my house!" " Did you hear something?" " (audience cheering, applauding)" "WOMAN:" "I will be damned if I let my daughter on TV looking like that." " (applause continues)" " Come on." " What if he recognizes us?" " Shh." " My daughter is 38 double-D." " (cheering continues)" "She sends photos of her breasts over the Internet." " She's using her body to make money." " (TV: women arguing)" "Ew, look at this." "Ew." "Gross." " Mmm." "Kinda cute." " It looks like a gross rat." "That's a mongoose." "How much is it?" " Um..." " Not in my house!" "Not in my house!" "That's not officially for sale." "I, uh..." "I might have to hang on to that for the time being." "(TV: audience cheering, whooping)" "So, um..." " (TV switches off)" " You looking for anything in particular?" "Do you have any other old records besides these?" "Seymour does." " Who does?" " Oh, him." "Seymour." "He's, uh..." "He's the man with the records." "(snickers quietly)" "Um, do you have any old Indian records?" "Indian records?" "Yeah, you know, like old Indian 1960s rock and roll music." "I may have one Hindu 78 in my collection from the '20s, but it's, uh... it's not really for sale." "I..." "I-I don't really collect foreign." "Those are all 78s." "Do you play 78s?" "Oh." "Maybe not 78s, but I can play regular records." "Well, there's some good stuff in here." " Y-You like old music?" " Yeah." "It's good." "There's some choice LPs in here that reissued some really great old blues stuff." " Hmm." " How about this one?" "Any good?" "Mmm, nah, that one's not so great." "Excuse me." "This is the one I'd recommend." "It's, uh..." "This track alone by Memphis Minnie is worth $500 if you own the original 78." "I know the guy who owns the original and lent it for use on this reissue." " Wow." " (snickers)" " (kicks Rebecca's shin)" " How much is it?" "A dollar seventy-five." "If you don't like it, you can, uh ‒ you can bring it back for a refund." "We're here every Saturday." "Okay." "I'm sure it's okay." "Enjoy." "It was so cute how he had his own little bags." "I thought I was gonna start crying." "Yeah, he should totally just kill himself." "Oh, here's one." "Oh, but you have to share with a "nonsmoking feminist and her two cats."" "I don't know." "I kinda like him." "He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate." "In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kind of cool." "That guy is many things, but he's definitely not cool." "(scoffs)" "This would be good, but there's no kitchen." "Yeah, but... you know what I mean." "Not really." "Forget it." "I can't explain it." "(door bell jingles)" "Oh, my God!" "What are you guys doing here?" "What are you doing here, Melorra?" "My acting workshop is across the street from here." "I'm just on my break." "Well... we won't keep you." "I love this place." "It's so, um..." "I don't know." "You know, um... funky." "(laughs)" "So what are you guys up to?" "We're looking for apartments." "God, how cool." "Where are you moving?" "We don't know yet." "That's why we're looking." "Somewhere downtown." "MELORRA:" "God, that's so exciting." "Oops, I should go. (chuckles)" "Bye, you guys." "Call me." "Bye." "(door bell jingles)" " Funky." " (laughs)" "What, is she black now?" "So I was thinking that when we look for an apartment we have to try and convince these people that we're, like, these totally rich yuppies." " What are you talking about?" " You know." "That's who people want to rent to." "So all we have to do is buy, like, semi-expensive outfits and act like it's no big deal." "It'll be really fun." "(speakers: punk rock) ♪ What do I get?" "♪" "♪ Oh-oh-ohh, what do I get?" "♪" "♪ What do I get?" "♪" "♪ Oh-oh-ohh, what do I get?" "♪" "♪ I only get sleepless nights ♪" "♪ Alone here in my half-empty bed ♪" " ♪ For you things just seem to turn out right ♪ - (knocking)" " ♪♪ (punk rock continues)" " Honey, have you seen my blue spatula?" "What?" "Are you making pancakes?" "Well, not if I can't find that goddamn spatula." "♪ What do I get?" "♪" "♪ Oh-oh-ohh, what do I get?" "♪" " (doorbell rings) - ♪♪ (punk rock continues)" "REBECCA:" "Oh, that's just great." "When did you do that?" "God!" "How long have you been standing there?" "ENID:" "Hey, look." "There's the pants." "Where are we going?" "Let's go hassle Josh." "Hassle?" " (Enid scoffs)" " Look, there he is." " ENID:" "As always." " Waiting for the bus that never comes." "ENID:" "I wonder if he's totally insane or really thinks the bus is coming?" "REBECCA:" "Why don't you just ask him?" "Hi." "What's your name?" "Norman." " Are you waiting for a bus?" " Yes." "I hate to tell you this, but they canceled this bus line two years ago." "There are no more buses on this street." "You don't know what you're talking about." " ENID:" "Josh!" " REBECCA:" "Josh?" "(together) Josh!" "I bet he's in there jerking off." " I'll bet he never jerks off." " (chuckles)" "Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that." "Should we leave a note?" "Yeah." "You got a pen?" "Yeah." ""Dear Josh," "We came by to fuck you, but you were not home." "Therefore, you are gay." "Signed, Tiffany and Amber."" "You're gonna leave that?" "Why not?" "Why do we have to go in here?" "I hate this place." "Don't worry." "It'll only take a second." "Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling is out of his mind." "Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse." "I'm just telling you what he said." "Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice?" "Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?" " Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass." " Yeah!" "Nice outfit." "Who are you supposed to be, Cyndi Lauper?" " (clears throat)" " Blow me, doofus." "Oh, my God." "Didn't they tell you?" " Tell me what?" " Punk rock is over." "I know it's over, asshole." "I'm not even..." "If you really want to fuck up the system, go to business school." "That's what I'm gonna do." "Get a job with some big corporation and fuck things up from the inside." " You know, I'm not even trying to ‒" " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Hey, do you have my money?" "(gasps) Oh!" "Oh, how punk!" " You know, that tape sucked, by the way." " Oh, I'm sorry if it offended Jew." " Go die, asshole!" " Get a job." " God, fuck you!" " Can we go now?" "You know, it's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead." "It's obviously a 1977 original punk rock look." "I guess Johnny Fuck-face over there is too stupid to realize it." "I didn't really get it either." "Everyone's too stupid." "♪ Yeah, what do I get?" "♪" "♪ What do I ‒ ♪" "(sighs)" "♪♪ (acoustic jazz guitar)" "MAN: ♪ Now, you don't have to worry ♪" "♪ We ain't so old ♪" "♪ Man, if you got the line, I got the pole ♪" "♪ Now, tell me, dear, don't you know ♪" "♪ We could go out for a good time Would you like to go?" "♪" "♪♪ (blues: acoustic guitar)" "MAN: ♪ I'd rather be the devil ♪" "♪ To be that woman man ♪" "♪♪ (guitar continues)" "♪ I'd rather be the devil ♪" "♪ To be that woman man ♪" "♪♪ (guitar continues)" "♪ Oh, nothin' but the devil ♪" "♪ Changed my baby's mind ♪" "♪♪ (guitar continues)" "♪♪ (ends)" "♪♪ (blues: acoustic guitar)" "Yeah, it, um, took me a while before I got a chance to actually play it, but once I heard that song it was like ‒" "You liked it, huh?" "Yeah." "There's some really, uh, rare performances." "Yeah." "What about the ‒ Did you like the Memphis Minnie?" "Yeah, that was good too." "The whole record was good." "But that one song, "Devil Got My Woman,"" "I mostly just keep playing that over and over." " Do you have any other records like that?" " There are no other records like that." "Actually, I..." "I have the original 78 in my collection." "It's, uh ‒ It's one of maybe five known copies." "Wow." "You wanna see it?" "I can run upstairs and get it." "Uh, sure." "Yeah." "Watch my stuff." "(man on TV, faint)" "Here we go. (sighs)" "It's, uh ‒ It's only about a B-minus." "It's got an incipient lam crack, but it plays decent, as I recall." "MAN (on TV):" "With four-wheel, double-wishbone suspension." "Hmm." " Oops!" "I dropped it!" " Oh!" "Geez." " I was only kidding." " Um..." " Uh... yeah." " Jesus." "Seymour, are you all right?" "Yeah." "It's just, uh ‒" "It's, uh ‒ (chuckles) It's very valuable." "Now, last week I asked you to try to create a piece of artwork that responds to something you have strong feelings about." "I merely want to help you find the best way to look within yourselves, the best key to your particular lock." "And it looks like we have some really interesting work up here." "Thanks." "What can you tell us about your piece, uh..." "Phillip?" "Uh... it's a ‒ it's about the Mutilator." "My goodness!" "It's a really great video game about a guy who kills people with a big hammer." "Oh!" "I thought maybe this was supposed to be your father." "(Roberta chuckles)" "Uh, what can you..." "tell us about this piece?" " Enid." " Enid." "Well, it's, um... kind of a diary, I guess." "Colorful." "Hmm." "(Roberta chuckles)" "I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that there are many different ways we can express ourselves." "We can do things like these cartoons, that are amusing as a sort of a light entertainment, or we can do work that is more serious in scope and feeling and that deals with issues ‒ emotional, spiritual, political ‒" "of great importance." "Who is responsible for this?" "I am." "Talk to us about it." "It's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose." " Mm-hmm." " It's something I feel super strongly about." "(sighs)" "Isn't this a wonderful piece, class?" "This definitely falls into that higher category of art I was speaking of earlier." "ANNOUNCER:" "In a world where nothing is what it seems ‒" " ♪♪ (dramatic, orchestral) - in a time of uncertainty, the future is about to be placed..." "Hello." "Welcome to Masterpiece Video." "How may I help you this afternoon, sir?" "I'm looking for a copy of 8 1/2." "Is that a new release, sir?" "No, it's the classic Italian film." "Yes, sir." "Just check that on the computer for you, sir." " (laser guns firing, men screaming) - ♪♪(dramatic orchestral continues)" "Hello." "How are you young ladies this afternoon?" "May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie?" "No." " (register beeps)" " Yes, here it is." "9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke." "That would be in the erotic drama section." "No, not 9 1/2. 8 1/2." "The Fellini film." " How about this one?" " Forget it." "I'm sure it sucks." "All these movies suck." "WOMAN (on TV):" "There's so much magic in the world, so much beauty." "ANNOUNCER (on TV):" "America's top critics agree." "The Flower that Drank the Moon is one of the best films of the year." "ENID:" "Let's get out of here." "This place makes me sick." "We have to do something fun tonight." "It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job." "ANNOUNCER (on TV):" ""Filmmaking magic."" " I know a party we could go to later." " "Romantic and magical."" " Really?" "Where?" " "Glorious."" " It's a surprise." " Rated PG-13." "♪♪ (jazz)" "Some records I will pay serious money for, provided that they're a sincere B-plus." "Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD." "Yeah, but CDs will never have the presence of an original 78." "Wrong!" "A digital transfer adequately mastered will sound identical to the original." "Do you have a decent equalizer?" " I have a Klipsch 2B3." " (laughs) Obviously the problem." "You expect a ten-band equalizer to impart state-of-the-art sound?" "Dream a little dream." "It's never gonna happen." " (laughing) - ♪♪ (jazz continues)" "I totally, totally hate you." "Oh, come on." "This is a fun party." "(laughs)" "Erskine Hawkins and His Orchestra." "Do you have that?" "That's nice, but no." " "Golden Wedding"?" "Woody Herman." " Oh, I know that. ♪♪ (vocalizing)" "That's excellent." "Mm-hmm." "What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there?" " They're Seymour's." " Seymour?" "No." "You gotta be kidding me." "Don't worry about it." "I lived with the guy for five years." "He's not getting any." "Neither are you." "Hey, you know what?" "Listen to me, Joe." "All right?" "Let me tell you something, Joe." "Okay?" "You can't score a home run without swinging the bat." "All right?" "Physically impossible." "Right." "Watch and learn, padre." "[mutters]" "There's a seat right there." "Hey, mind if I sit down?" "Yes." "(laughs) Oh, m ‒ That was cold." "(laughs) You're all right." "You're pretty sharp." "Hey, you're wearing a green dress." "What are you, Irish?" "I bet you're Irish." "What's your name?" " Melorra." " (Enid chuckles quietly)" "Ah, Melorra." "So, uh ‒ So, listen to me, Melorra." "You know, uh, let me tell you something." "You seem like an interesting chick, you know." "What are you doing hanging here with all these losers?" "You know?" "I mean ‒ (chuckles)" "What do you say you and me go, uh, hit some night spots?" "Well..." "Melorra," "I'll be right back." "I'm gonna get a beer." "No, Enid, wait." "Hey, that's all right." "It has a large center hole and a hair crack." "But the crack is so tight, it's completely inaudible." "But a tight hair crack is just that ‒ a crack." "I don't collect cracked records." "I only pay premium on mint records." "Seymour, you know that." "Please." "(clears throat)" "So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" "I ‒ (chuckles) I didn't think you would have any interest in this get-together." "If you would have told me you were coming, I would have warned you." "It's not like a real party or anything." "Yeah, you're right about that." "So, is this your record collection?" "Oh, God, no." "This is just junk I have for sale." " The record room is off-limits." " Really?" "♪♪ (jazz continues)" "Here." "Are all these records?" "Yeah, I've got about, uh 1,500 78s at this point." "I've tried to pare down my collection to just the essential." "Look at this room." "This is like my dream room." "Look at all this stuff." "You are like the luckiest guy in the world." "I would kill to have stuff like this." "Please." "Go ahead and kill me." "Oh, come on." "What are you talking about?" "Well, do you think it's healthy to obsessively collect things?" "You can't connect with other people, so you fill your life with stuff." "I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers." "No, you're not." "You're a cool guy, Seymour." "If I'm so cool, how come I haven't had a girlfriend in four years?" "I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me." "I'm talking to you." "I'd bet there are tons of women who'd go out with you in a minute." " I know I could get you a date in two seconds." " Good luck." "I mean it." "You leave everything to me." "I'm gonna be your own personal dating service." "Yeah, well, we should get back." "By the end of the summer, you're gonna be up to your neck in pussy." "Jesus!" "ENID:" "What about her?" "Would you go out with her?" "What kind of a question is that?" "It's totally irrelevant because a girl like that would never be caught dead with me." "Yeah, but put that aside for now." "Would you go out with her?" " I really didn't get a good look at her." " Yes, you did." "Whoa." "What about her?" "Are you into girls with big tits?" "SEYMOUR:" "Jesus!" "I mean, as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive..." "Hey, look, there's Norman." "Hi, Norman." "We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests." "Well, maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests." "I hate my interests." "Yeah." "Just list your five main interests in order of importance." "(sighs) I'd have to put traditional jazz, blues, uh, and then ragtime at the top of the list." "Right, so let's just say music." "That way we only use up one." "All right." "Um ‒" "Can we go in here for a second?" "Just ‒ Just for a second." "(door bell chimes)" " ENID:" "Hi, Josh." " Hi." "Just stopping by to say hi." "Yeah?" "This is my friend, Seymour." "(girl crying)" "Okay." "Well, we'll see you later, Josh." "OWNER:" "Josh, what you goddamn doing?" "Clean up that fucking mess!" " Jesus!" " (crying continues)" "So... was that ‒ was that your boyfriend?" "Josh?" "He's nobody's boyfriend." "He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture." "But do you ‒ Are you ‒ Are you going ‒" "Oh, my God, we have to go in here." "Come on." "Yeah, sure, very funny." "Come on." "Please?" "Becky and I have been dying to go in here, but we can never find any boys to take us." " I would really rather not." " Come on." "Please?" " Just for a minute." "It'll be a riot." " I don't think so." "Please." "Please." "Oh, my God." "Look at all these creeps." "Hey, hey." "Shh." " Okay, can we go?" " (laughing)" "This place is a total riot." " What are you doing?" "Hey ‒ - (laughing continues)" "Oh, my God!" "Who..." "Who would actually have sex with this thing?" "Come on, put it..." "Oh." "Corporate Slut." "Sophisticated." "(laughing)" "Come on." "Can we go?" "Let's go." "Seymour!" "You have to lend me the money to buy this!" "I don't really have a lot of money on me right now." "Come on, Seymour, please." "I don't want this showing up on a credit card statement." " I'll get put on some weird mailing list." " It's not that much." "Please." "That's not the point." "Give me all your money, bitch!" " Where did you get that?" " You'll never believe it." " Guess." " Um..." "Where?" "Anthony's." " No way!" "When?" " Just now." "I went with Seymour." " You cunt." " (laughing)" "Excuse me." "I can't read the trivia question." ""Where on the human body is the Douglas Pouch located?"" "(chuckles)" "Oh, God." "(coffee pouring)" "(beeps)" "Slightly below the uterus... on a female." " Wow." " He does that every single day." "(clears throat) I'll have a decaf mocha to go." "Mm-hmm." "One decaf mocha." " MAN:" "Decaf mocha." " Can I get you a ‒" "No, I do not want a biscotti with that." " (steamed milk hissing) - (register clicking)" "God." "How can you stand all these assholes?" "Some people are okay." "But mostly I feel like poisoning everybody." "At least the wheelchair guy is entertaining." "He doesn't even need that wheelchair." "He's just totally lazy." "(laughs) That rules." "No, it really doesn't." "You'll see." "You get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos." "But those are our people." "Yeah, well..." "So when are you gonna get a job?" "I'm working on it." "Got a few leads." "You know." "Don't worry about it." "I'll get a job next week." "God, I can't believe you went to Anthony's without me." "Oh, uh, sweetie?" "H-Honey." "Would you come in here for a minute?" "Sweetie, um, you remember Ma ‒ Maxine." "Mmm." "Hi, Enid." "Hi." "I'm gonna go to bed." "I'm really tired." "Well, honey, I made spaghetti." "You don't want some?" "No, I have to get up early for class tomorrow." "It's really quite something to see you all grown up like this, Enid." "I'd love to know what you're doing now." "I can't help but feel I had some small part in how you turned out." "What are you studying?" "You were always such a smart little girl." "I'm taking a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards." "(sighs)" "(uncomfortable chuckle)" "Who is this?" "Enid?" " It's supposed to be Don Knotts." " (class chuckles)" "And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?" "I don't know." "I just like Don Knotts." "(girl scoffs)" "Interesting." "Well, what do we have here, Margaret?" " It's a tampon in a teacup." " (class giggles)" "I can see that." "Now, what can you tell us about it?" "First of all, what kind of sculpture is this?" "It's a found object." "That's where an artist takes an ordinary object and places it in an artistic context, and thus it becomes art." "But what can you tell us about it in regard to your artistic intent?" "Well, I guess I see the teacup as a symbol for womanhood, such as tea parties in the olden days." "But instead of tea, I was trying to confront people with this, like ‒" "This shocking image of repressed femininity." "Right!" "Exactly." "Well, I think it's a really wonderful piece, and it illustrates perfectly what I was saying about not being afraid to use controversial imagery." "Oh!" "(chuckles)" " Well, this looks like the work of Phillip." " (class laughs)" "Do you see that guy over there?" " Which one?" " The blond guy over there." "He gives me, like, a total boner." "He's, like, the biggest idiot of all time." "BOY:" "You guys up for some reggae tonight?" "Okay, you're right." "Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration." "(laughs) Then you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation." "Heads up." "Hey." "My band's playing here on Friday night." "There's gonna be a bunch of cool bands playing and stuff." "And you don't have to pay..." "if you show them this flyer at the door." "You should come check it out." "Which band is yours?" "It's Alien Autopsy." "Oh." "Bitchin'." "Yeah, well, maybe I'll see you there." "Yeah, thanks." " God, what a dork." " You're just jealous." "(scoffs) Trust me." "At this point, I'm past the fact that every single guy likes you better than me." "Oh, face it." "You just hate every single guy on the face of the earth." "That's not true." "I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-Bohemian losers." " ♪♪ (rock)" " MAN:" "The Donnie G Show." "Donnie G!" "Nothing but classic rock coming at you this beautiful evening!" "You're listening to KFTO!" "God, that asshole's voice is so hateful." " Eleven minutes before the top of hour!" " No wonder I never listen to the radio." " Relax, Seymour." "Just relax." " (radio: announcer continues)" "He's just so shrill and loud and piercing." "I feel like I'm being jabbed in the face." "KFTO coming at you on this beautiful evening!" " (radio off)" " So ‒" "Thank you." "Um ‒ (sighs)" "Why did you bring the record?" "I brought it so he can autograph it." "He's gonna be amazed to see it." "It's one of only two known copies." "I can't believe they have him as the opening act and not the headliner." "I-It's ‒ What an insult." "There's gonna be lots of girls for you to pick from at this bar." "I'm not holding my breath in that department." "(kids chattering)" "(sighs)" "What, are we in slow motion here?" "Come on!" "What are you, hypnotized?" "Have some more kids, why don't you?" " Jesus Christ, move it!" " Seymour!" "God." " ♪♪ (acoustic blues guitar) - (cheering, shouting)" "I can't believe these people." "They could at least turn off their stupid sports game until he's done playing." " ♪♪ (ends) - (smattering of applause)" "Thank you." "EMCEE:" "Don't go away." "We got Blueshammer coming up in just a minute." " Hey, check that out." " ♪♪ (speakers: blues rock)" "She's nice, but..." " Offer her a seat." " No." " I'll do it." " No, no, no." "W-W-Wait!" "Let me think of something to say to her first." "(sighs) Oh, God." "(no audible dialogue)" " Hi." " Hello." " That was great music, huh?" " Yeah." "I just love blues." "Actually, technically, um... what he was mostly playing would be more accurately classified in the ragtime idiom." "Although, of course, not in the strictest sense of the classical ragtime piano music, uh..." "like that of S-Scott Joplin or..." "Joseph Lamb." "Authentic blues has a ‒ has a more conventional 12-bar structure in its stanzas." "Oh." "If you like authentic blues, you really gotta check out Blueshammer." "They're so great." " ♪♪ (speakers: blues rock continues) - (people chattering, laughing)" "Here you go." "Thank you." "(burps)" " ♪♪ (ends)" " MAN:" "All right, people!" " Are you ready to boogie?" " (cheering)" "'Cause we gonna play some authentic way-down-in-the-delta blues." "So get ready to rock your world." "(cheering)" "♪ Well, I been plowing Behind the mule, son ♪" "♪ A-pickin' cotton all day long ♪" "♪ Yes, I been plowing' ♪" "♪ Pickin' cotton all day long ♪" "♪ I said, Lordy, baby ♪" " (glass clinks) - ♪ Lord, my woman, she be gone ♪" "Well, now I remember why I haven't been anywhere in months." "It's simple for everybody else." "You give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy." "I just ‒ I can't relate to 99% of humanity." "Well, I can't relate to humanity either, but I don't think it's completely hopeless." "Well, it's not completely hopeless for you." "I'm not even in the same universe as those creatures back there." "We just need to find you a place where you can meet someone who isn't a complete idiot, that's all." "♪♪ (instrumental vintage jazz)" "Why do you care so much if I get a date or not?" "I don't know." "I guess I just can't stand the idea of a world where a guy like you can't get a date." "What the..." "What is this, Seymour?" "Oh, that." "I borrowed that from work about 15 years ago." "Guess it's mine now." "What are you, a Klansman or something?" "Yeah, I'm a Klansman." "You know the Cook's Chicken franchise?" "(gruff voice) Four-piece Cook's special, deep-fried with side and slaw." "It's outrageous." "Yeah." "Well, Cook's is just a made-up name." "Back in 1922, they were originally called Coon Chicken Inn." "That's an early painting of their first logo." "ENID:" "Wow." "How come everybody doesn't know this?" "SEYMOUR:" "It's ancient history." "Same reason nobody knows about this Lionel Belasco record." "Actually, I was more interested in the whole Cook's phenomenon when I was about your age." "Sort of lost interest when I started working for them." "You work for Cook's Chicken?" "For 19 years." "What are you, a fry cook or something?" "Nothing so glamorous, actually." "I'm an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters." "Jesus, I'd go nuts if I had to work in an office all day." "♪♪ (new song: vintage jazz)" "So, I don't really get it." "Are you saying that things were better back then even though there was stuff like this?" "I suppose things are better now, but..." "I don't know." "It's complicated." "People still hate each other, but they just know how to hide it better or something." "Can I borrow this?" " For what?" " I promise I'll take good care of it." "I don't know." "They're very sensitive about that kind of stuff at work." "Don't you trust me, Seymour?" "Let's address some discussion to this piece." " Mm-hmm?" " I don't like it." "Can you tell us why?" "I don't know." "I think it's totally weak." " Yeah, it's totally offensive." " BOY:" "I agree." "It's not right." "Well, these are all valid comments, but I think we should see if the artist has anything to bring to this." "Well, I found this when I was doing some research, and I discovered that Cook's Chicken used to be called Coon Chicken." "So I decided to do my project based on this discovery as kind of a comment on racism and how it's whitewashed over in our culture." "Did you actually do this painting?" "Well, no, it's more of a found art object." "Hmm." "And how do you think this addresses the subject of racism?" "It's complicated." "I guess I'm trying to show how racism used to be more out in the open and now it's hidden or something." "And how do you think an image like this helps us to see that?" "Um, I'm not sure." "I guess because when we see something like this, you know, it seems really shocking and we have to wonder why it's so shocking." "I don't really know what to say, Enid." "I think it's a remarkable achievement." "I'm gonna let you handle the 4:30 crowd by yourself." "That way I can evaluate your performance while it's slow." "And then we'll ease you into the bigger crowds, all right?" " You can count on me, sir." " Cool." "Do you serve beer or any alcohol?" "I wish." "Actually, you wish." "After about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers." "What are you doing?" "You don't ever criticize the feature." "Why?" "What's the difference?" "I mean, we already got his money." "(chuckles) Look, that's the policy, okay?" "If you wanna make up your own rules, open up your own theater." "Yeah, let me have lots of butter on it." "Ew." "(squirting)" "(clears throat)" "Here you go." "Smothered in delicious yellow chemical sludge." "(cash register jingling)" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "What?" "I was just joking around with the customers." " It's my shtick." " Well, lose it." "And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes?" "Didn't you get training about upsizing?" "Yeah." "But I feel really weird." "It's pretty sleazy." "(scoffs)" "It's not optional!" "Jesus." "Hi." "Uh, can I get a medium 7UP?" "Medium?" "Why, sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more, you could purchase a large beverage?" "And you know, I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends." "Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value." "What are you talking about?" "I mean, what kind of loser gets fired after one day?" "Look, I told you, the manager was a total asshole." "I'll get another job." "Besides, I have some ideas to make money in the meantime." "REBECCA:" "Can't believe you're selling some of this stuff." "Fuck it." "Everything must go." "I remember this hat." "This was during your little old lady phase." "How much is this?" "That's, um, not for sale." "Wait a minute." "It says five dollars." "I know." "That's ‒ That's a mistake." "I'm ‒ I'm not selling it." "(scoffs)" "What was that all about?" "I thought "everything must go."" "Yeah, right." "Like I'm gonna let some asshole with a soul patch own Goofy Gus." "How much for this dress?" "God, I can't believe you're selling that." "That's $500." " What?" " 500." "(scoffs) You're crazy." "It should be, like, two dollars." "I was wearing that when I lost my virginity." "Well, why do I care about that?" "Well, why do you want it?" "I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway." "God!" "Fuck you." "So now are you gonna get a regular job?" "Do you want to do something tonight?" "I can't." "It's Seymour's birthday tonight." "Oh, shit." "What time is it?" "I was supposed to go to the store." "I was gonna make him a cake." "Do you still wanna go shopping tomorrow?" "Yeah, I guess." "Call me." "Since when can you make a cake?" "♪♪ (instrumental vintage jazz)" "Okay, you can open your eyes now." "Oh, hey." "Thanks, Enid." "I really appreciate it." "No, blow it out, doofus." " Ow!" "Aaah!" " Oh." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "Oh, it's just my stupid back." "I'll be all right in a minute." "What is that?" "It's, uh ‒ It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes for lumbar support." "What, like a girdle?" "(wheezing laugh)" "Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date." "Well, at least you're not the only one." "I think only stupid people have good relationships." "That's the spirit." "Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now, but ‒" "(sighs) Totally fucked-up situation." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, you met him, remember?" "That guy Josh." "But I can't do anything about it because Becky would totally freak out." "Yeah." "Why?" "Forget it." "It's complicated." "(phone rings)" " Aren't you gonna get that?" " Let the machine get it." "I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me." "SEYMOUR (on machine):" "I'll call you back as soon as I get home." " (machine beeps) - (clattering sound)" "I knew it." "It's my mother." "WOMAN:" "Hi." "I'm calling for ‒" "Uh, you placed an ad in the Weekly over a month ago and, well, I'm the blonde in the yellow dress." " No." " At least I think I am." "I saw the ad when you first placed it, but I was in this relationship at the time, so I cut the ad out, and ‒ and I'm not in a relationship anymore." " God, this is really confusing." " Don't!" "Anyway, if you still want to talk to me," "I can be reached at 555-2603." "That's my work number, and, uh, my name is Dana." "Uh..." "Okay." "Bye." " (receiver clatters) - (machine beeps)" "Wow." " What was all that about?" " Just somebody's idea of a joke." "That didn't sound like a joke to me." "What?" "Did you... place an ad in the personals or something?" "Yeah." "Long time ago." "She called before." "It's just somebody trying to humiliate me." "I think you should call her back." "♪♪ (Muzak)" "Oh, look." "We have to get these." "You know, I can't afford stuff like this right now." "Look, I'm sick of waiting." "I mean, we have to get stuff if we're ever gonna move." "Aren't these the greatest?" "(Enid scoffs)" "What?" "They're nice." "I can't imagine spending money on plastic cups." "You don't have to." "You know, I mean, I'll pay for everything now." "Then you can pay me back when you finally get a job." "You're insane." " So, are we still going to that thing tonight?" " What thing?" "You know, that guy's band is playing tonight." "Alien Autopsy." "Actually, Seymour's big date is tonight, and I kinda wanna be around when he calls." "You know, so I can hear how badly it went." "God, I'm so sick of Seymour." "That was great." "Geez, thanks a lot for cooking." " Oh, I love to cook." " Yeah?" "I guess most women wouldn't invite a guy over on the first date, but..." "I think you should trust your instincts." "When I talked to you on the phone, you just seemed so..." "I don't know." "So harmless." "Thanks." "MAN: ♪ Ah, love be the devil ♪" "♪ Love be there for I'm a man ♪" "Ew." "(scoffs)" "♪ I'm gonna be ‒ ♪" "WOMEN:" "♪ Feel that, now it's solid ♪" "Mmm." "Mmm." "I love this song." "♪ Solid as a rock ♪" " ♪♪ (volume increases)" " Isn't it great?" "♪ That's what this love is ♪" " Doesn't it make you wanna dance?" "Come on." " ♪ That's what we've got ♪" "No, I don't ‒ I don't really dance." "Oh, come on, Seymour." "Don't be silly." "Anybody can dance." " ♪ Solid ♪" " Here, follow me." "Watch my feet." " ♪ Solid as a rock ♪" " No, really." "Come on, Seymour." " I, uh ‒" " Just feel the music." "Loosen up." "It's all in your head." "Here, let's put down your bowl of ice cream." "Oh, it's nine o'clock already." "If we're gonna make that movie, don't you think we should go?" "Okay." "Party pooper." "♪♪ (man singing blues continues)" "(dial tone humming)" "I am so excited to see this film." "Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director." "Did you see his last film?" "The Flower that Drank the Moon." "Oh, it was glorious." "Must have missed that one." "Then again, what do I know?" "I like Laurel and Hardy movies." "Really?" "Never really cared for those." "I mean, why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?" "(sighs)" "(dial tone)" "(beeping)" " SEYMOUR:" "Hello?" " Hey, it's me." "Oh, hi." "So?" "What happened?" "Um, actually, it's still kind of happening." "She's over here right now." " I think it's going pretty well." " What?" "You're joking." "Yeah, so I better go." "It's not really the best time to talk, okay?" "What?" "Are you gonna, like, have sex with her on your first date?" "Jesus!" "I'll talk to you later, okay?" "Bye." " That was my mother." " Oh." " MAN (on TV):" "Anybody home?" " (crowd cheering)" "(phone rings)" " WOMAN (on TV):" "Duncan, please." " (rings)" "Hello. (clears throat)" "ENID:" "Do you still wanna do something tonight?" "What happened to Seymour?" "I can't believe this." "He actually scored." "God, how repulsive." "So, should I come over?" "Um, actually, I was just about to go out with some friends." "What are you talking about?" "Who?" "Just some people from work." "I don't believe you." "You said you were busy, so..." "Look, I better get going." "Um, I guess I'll call you tomorrow." "(chewing sounds)" " Boo!" " Oh!" "Geez." " (laughing)" " God." "So?" "Where have you been?" "I've been looking all over for you." "I've been wandering the streets day and night trying to find you." "Really?" "No." "Joe told me where you were." "(sighs)" "But how come you never call me anymore?" "I know." "I'm sorry." "I've just been... really busy." "So, um, how are things going with what's-her-name?" "Dana?" " Dana." " Yeah." "Um, pretty well." "Surprisingly." "You know." "(chuckles) Yeah, it's good." "What do you do together?" "Is she into your old records and stuff?" "Um, yeah, sort of." "I mean, she doesn't dislike that stuff." "Anyway, she's trying." "Actually, we're supposed to go antique shopping for her apartment this afternoon." "Oh." "Sounds good." "So, um, we should get together." "Um, I'll, uh, definitely give you a call this week or something." " Are you trying to get rid of me?" " No, no, no." "No, no." "It's just that I, um ‒ I should be going in a few minutes, and..." "Aren't you even gonna ask how I'm doing?" "Sorry." "So, um... how are you?" "I don't know." "Good, I guess." "Seymour." "Oh." " Hey." " I guess I'm a little early." "Dana." "Uh, Dana, this ‒" "This is ‒ Sorry." "This is Enid." "Hello." "It's great to finally meet you." "So, um, how do you two know each other?" " Um..." " I'm kinda surprised he hasn't mentioned me." " We're old friends." " Really?" "Oh." "Very close." "In fact, I was standing right next to him the first day you called." "You know, if it wasn't for me, he would have never called you back." " Is that right?" " I would have." "Well, I've really gotta get going." "But I'll stop by and see you sometime, Seymour." "It really was great to meet you." "ROBERTA:" "Now, remember, the art show is this Saturday, 7:30 p.m. sharp." "Bye." "Bye, Margaret." "Oh, and Justin." "Sorry." "Oh, I'm gonna really miss all of you people." "I hope that each of you feels as if you'll be taking away something from this experience." "Okay." "So long, everyone." "Uh..." "Enid, can I speak to you for a moment?" " Uh-oh." " Don't worry." "It's nothing bad." "I got a call from a close friend of mine at the Academy of Art and Design, and she tells me I'm allowed to place one student from your graduating class for a full, one-year scholarship." "And I took the liberty of submitting your name." " Hmm." " As far as I know, it includes housing and meals and everything." " It's really quite an offer." " Hmm." "Well, let me know as soon as you can, Enid." "This could be a really great thing for you." " Pumpkin?" "Honey?" " (knocking)" "I'm coming in." "Well, I have some good news." " What is it now?" " Are you still looking for a job?" "I guess." "Okay. 'Cause Maxine thinks that she can get you a job at Computer Station." "And normally, you know, you have to have a lot of references and, I don't know, at least two years of experience, but she thinks she can convince them." "Hmm." "Tell her to forget it." "I don't need her help." "Okay." "That's, uh ‒ That's ‒" "You know, if ‒ if ‒ if ‒" "If that's ‒ Mm-hmm." "(chattering)" " WOMAN:" "Well, yes." " WOMAN #2:" "I don't see... (chattering continues)" "WOMAN #3:" "Awful!" "Just awful." "I will take care of it, I promise you." "I will handle it." " This is not ‒" " Kept thinking of a nuclear power plant." " Excuse me." " It's called Wasteland." "I'm sorry." "I need to speak with her for a second." " Well, enjoy the show." " Thank you." "Yes, what is it, Phyllis?" "I am sorry, but you are simply going to have to remove that painting." "Several of the parents have complained about it already." "Well, I will do no such thing." "Then I guess I'm going to go over there and take it down myself." "I think we should give the artist a chance to talk with the parents about her intentions with this piece." "We should be promoting discussion as a solution instead of censorship." " Censorship?" " Yes." "Oh, that is such a big word for you, Roberta." "Excuse me." " Do not touch that piece." " Okay, I have a solution." " Thank you, everyone, for your patience." " Enid?" " I am going to take it down." " Margaret?" " Have you seen Enid?" " I don't think she's even here." " You're kidding." " (camera shutter clicks)" " All right." "There we go." " MAN:" "Thank you very much." "WOMAN:" "Bravo." "MAN:" "Just take it away." "Excellent." " Hi." " Oh, hi." "What's up?" "So, um..." "Excuse me." "So there's this stupid art show I'm going to tonight, and I want you to be my date." " There's something I want to show you." " Uh, yeah." " I don't think I should." " Of course you should." "I'm already a million hours late." "Come on." "I better not." "Okay." "Well, forget the art show." "Let's do something else then." "I really wish I could, Enid, but... you know, Dana just got out of a really bad relationship, and I don't want her to have the wrong idea, you know?" "Hey." "What's happening?" "Where'd you get those pants?" "They were a present from Dana." "You like them?" "They a good fit?" "Yeah, whatever." "I mean, what do I know about clothes?" "It's nice to have somebody do all the work for me." "JOE:" "I'll just be in my room." "What's her deal anyway?" "Did she actually tell you that you can't see me anymore?" "No." "No, I mean... not exactly." "I mean, she just, uh..." "She just doesn't understand how I would know someone like you." "What does that mean?" "Someone like me?" "Just someone so young." "Don't worry." "I won't bother you anymore." "Hi." "Hello." "Do you remember me?" "Sure." "Sure." "You know, you're like the only person in this world that I can count on." "Because, no matter what, I know you'll always be here." "Well, that's what you think." "I'm leaving town." "ENID:" "Where are we?" "This is such a weird neighborhood." "REBECCA:" "This is a totally normal, average neighborhood." " 3128." "Must be it." " Great." "What?" "What's wrong with it?" "It looks totally normal." " What?" "I said "great."" " Yeah, I can tell you really love it." "(scoffs) What am I supposed to say?" ""Gee, I can't wait to live in some depressing shithole out in the middle of nowhere"?" "You hate every single place that we look at." "I mean, why don't you just tell me that you don't want to live with me anymore?" "Because you'll totally freak out and act like a psycho about it." "What?" "You're the psycho." "I mean, you've totally ignored me ever since high school ended." "You're the one who's still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy." " Your own apartment." " Fuck you." "Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life." "(crying)" "God." "Fuck you too." "(knocking)" " Pumpkin?" " (knocking)" "Pump ‒ Pumpkin?" "Honey?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Because, honey, if something's wrong, I'd love it if we could talk about it." "It's nothing." "It's just some hormonal thing." "Don't worry about it." "Okay, because, you know, I have some very, very important news, uh, to talk about and, you know, if you're not feeling well, we could just do this some other time." "What?" "Well, Maxine and I have been seeing a lot of each other." "And we were thinking it might be really best for all of us if, at the end of the summer, she came here to live with us." "And, you know, we could really just see how we got along together and see if this is... (sobbing)" "ROBERTA:" "Is this your first death mask?" "(man laughing)" " All artists have to suffer." " Um, hi." "Oh, just a minute." "I, uh ‒ I brought the application for the Art Academy." "I just hope it's not too late." "I am so sorry about what happened, Enid." "What do you mean?" "Well, the whole business with the art show and the newspaper." " It's just absolutely..." " Hmm?" "Well, they're forcing me to give you a non-passing grade in the class." "Can't I still get a scholarship to the Art Academy?" "Well, I'm sorry, Enid." " Can you help me out here?" " I ‒ I can't breathe under this mask." "That's fine, that's fine." "You just have to breathe." "Don't worry about it." "MAN:" "Okay." "(knocking slowly)" "Hey, what are you doing here?" "I needed to see you." "What's up?" "Can you at least let me in?" "Yeah, sure." "Come on in." "Look, I just need someone to be nice to me for, like, five minutes, and then I swear I'll leave you alone, okay?" "What's the matter?" "Do you have anything to drink?" "Yeah." "Well, there might be some root beer in there." " What's this?" " That's Dana's." "We're supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary." "You better not... (cork bouncing on floor)" "(sighs)" "♪♪ (instrumental)" "I mean, you like me, right, Seymour?" " We're good friends, right?" " Yeah." "Sure." "Of course." "What is this?" "Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques." "She said it didn't go with her stuff, so she gave it to me." "Said it would go better with my old-time thingamajigs." "Jesus." "How can you stand her?" "How come in all that time I was trying to get you a date, you never asked me out?" "You're a beautiful young girl." "I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity." "At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world." "All they care about is guitars or sports." "I hate sports." "Maybe I should just move in with you." "You know, I could do the cooking and dust your old records until I get a job." "You know what my number-one fantasy used to be?" "What?" "I used to think about, one day ‒ just not telling anyone and going off to some random place." "And I'd just... disappear." "And they'd never see me again." "Do you ever think about stuff like that?" "I guess I probably did when I was your age." "You know what we should do?" "We should just get in your car right now and just drive off, just find some totally new place and start a whole new life." "Fuck everybody." "I'm, uh ‒ I'm not in any good condition to drive." "I'm serious." "I'm just so sick of everybody." "Why can't I just do what I want?" "What do you want?" "What do you want?" "Don't you like me?" "SEYMOUR:" "Boy, I never expected anything like this to happen." "Yeah, well, me neither." "You must..." "You must know I always..." "Did you mean all that stuff about moving in with me?" "I was just thinking out loud." "I mean, you know, you've got this thing with Dana, and I'm not gonna let you fuck that up." "Yeah, but, I don't know." "I just ‒" "Shh." "I really need to get some sleep." "Okay." "Good night." "(kisses)" "(traffic passing)" "Enid?" "Right." "Oh, one second." " Seymour." "Hi." " Hi." "Sorry." " Go ahead." " We're almost done." "Hi." "Yeah." "No, it's excluded." "They've already paid the earnest money." "Well, let's see if they bring it up if they notice it on the final walk-through." "Right." "Great." "Sounds good." " (laughing) Yes!" " (laughing)" " We did it." " Great job." " Thank you." " I'm proud of you." "Well, I'll catch you guys later." "I'm gonna start the paperwork." "Okay." " Hi!" " Hey." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "Have a seat." "So..." "What brings you down here?" "Um ‒ (clears throat)" "I just, uh, really feel like I, uh ‒ I need to say something to you." "Um..." "I've never said this to anyone before." "Believe me, I've stayed in horrible relationships for years just so I wouldn't have to do this." "What are you trying to say?" "I think maybe it's not such a good idea that we keep going out." "(phone rings)" "(rings)" " (on machine) It's Enid." "Leave a message." " (machine beeps)" "Uh, Seymour here." "Um..." "I really want to talk to you." "I've been thinking about what you said about moving in here, and, um ‒" "Um..." "Yeah, so just, uh..." "Um, give me a call when you get a chance." "Okay." "Thanks." "Bye." "(receiver clatters)" "(sighs)" "Look, I'm really sorry about the other day." "I don't know what's wrong with me." "I really do want to move in with you." "Look, I don't know." "I mean, I was thinking maybe I should just live alone, you know?" "I've decided to rent that place that we looked at." "And, um, I start moving in next week." "Please let me come with you." "Please." "Look, I don't know." "I don't think it's such a good idea." "Of course it's a good idea." "It's our plan." "Yeah, but how are you gonna pay rent and everything?" " You know?" "You don't even have a job." " I'll get a job tomorrow." "I promise." "Maxine said she could give me a job at Computer Station." "Please, Rebecca." "(applause)" "Tonight I have a very special partner, one who is a performance artist in sign language for the deaf." "Please welcome to the stage... (TV mutes)" "Well, here's where the fun never stops." "She could at least have the decency to call me back." "Wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain." "That's for sure." " Maybe she got another boyfriend." " (farts)" "Yeah, well, thanks for cheering me up." "God." "(line ringing)" "(rings)" "It's Enid." "Leave a message." "(beeps)" "Oh, come on." "Hey, look at it this way." "At least things can't get any worse." "Seymour." "Just the man I want to see." "Step in here for a minute." "Have a seat." "What can you tell me about this, Seymour?" "So, what do you think?" "It's fine." "Where's all your stuff?" "There." "That's all you're bringing?" "No, I'm gonna pack up the rest tonight." "I'll bring it over sometime tomorrow." "What time?" "I don't know." "Noon." "All right, cool." "Just make sure you're here by then 'cause we got a lot of stuff to do." "Oh, wait." "I gotta show you this." "It's just..." "It's really cool." "Isn't it great?" "♪♪ (up-tempo pop)" "GIRL: ♪ A smile is something special ♪" "♪ A ribbon is something rare ♪" "♪ So I'll be special and I'll be rare ♪" "♪ With a smile and a ribbon in my hair ♪" "♪ To be a girl they notice ♪" "♪ Takes more than a fancy dress ♪" "♪ So I'll be special and I'll be rare ♪" "♪ I'll be something beyond compare ♪" "♪ I'll be noticed Because I'll wear a smile ♪" "♪ And a ribbon in my hair ♪" "♪♪ (ends)" "(needle riding in groove)" "(line ringing)" " (machine beeps) - (knocking)" "(sighs) What's wrong with you, retard?" "It's 3:30." "Oh, hi." "Um, Enid's stepmother told me that she'd be here." "She's not at home?" "No, they told me that she'd be here." "Well, where the fuck is she?" "She was supposed to be here three hours ago." "Well, do you mind if I wait?" "I really need to talk to her." "Are you sure she wasn't there?" "I mean, maybe she was just hiding from you or something." "Why would she be hiding from me?" "I don't know." "I mean, where is she then?" " Maybe she's with Josh." " Josh?" "Why would she be with Josh?" "(scoffs) I really don't know enough about it to..." "But why did you say that she was hiding from me?" "Did she say anything to you about me?" "Yeah." "She thinks you're a dork." "She said that?" "Well, what do you expect?" "I mean, considering how we met you." "What do you mean?" "She didn't tell you about that?" "What are you talking about?" "On that pathetic fake blind date." "(sighs) What fake blind date?" "What are you talking about?" "Here." "Look." "(door bell chimes)" "Hey." "Did you have a good laugh at my expense?" " What do you mean?" " D-Do you think that's funny?" "Here." "Is that funny?" "I'll show you something funny." " Hey." "Damn it." "Come on." " Get ‒" "Not so cool now, are you, good-looking boy?" "Hey, hey!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Hey, call the cops, man." "Citizen's arrest." " You!" " Call the cops!" " Get the hell out of my store!" " All right." "Hey, hey." "No need to get violent." "I'm outta here." "MAN (on TV): ♪ More than just an oil change The name is Jiffy Lube ♪" "♪ Drive in, drive out, drive on ♪" "MAN:" "Is there a place where nature can still live and breathe, where an oil company puts nature ahead of costs?" "Hi." "There is." " Hey." " Are you okay?" "MAN (on TV):" "If we all work together, we can make this planet a pretty nice place to live." " Preserving ‒ - (TV off)" "You seem a little stoned." "What are you on?" "High on life." "Look, Seymour, I came by to tell you how really, really sorry I am about everything." " I know you probably totally hate me." " You don't have to say anything." "Please." "Don't say anything." "I know I'm a total disappointment to everyone." "I just quit my job this morning and then I had a fight with Becky 'cause I told her I wasn't gonna move in with her, and she really just wants to kill me." "And there is just no way to explain how I feel." "And I don't..." "I guess I'll just have to figure myself out." "Enid, I'm not mad at you." " I know I'm just a dork." " Seymour, you are not a dork." "Yeah." "Sure, I am." "(sighs)" "You are such a stupid idiot." "Did you look through the rest of the book?" "See?" "You're like... my hero." "Thanks for waiting." "Is he gonna be okay?" "I think he'll be fine." "What are you gonna do now?" "I'm not sure." "I better get going." "I'm gonna be late for work." "Call me, okay?" "(vehicle approaching)" "Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit." "Remember what I said when we first started?" "This little breakup might be the best thing that ever happened to you." "But I think I'm ready to, uh, get back to my old life." "You think that's too soon?" "Why don't we start with that next week?" "Okay." " Thank you." " Don't thank me." "You're doing all the work." " Bye." " Bye." " Is he done?" " Yes." "Seymour, did you have a chance to think about what you might want for dinner while you were in here?" " No, I haven't." " Thank you." "Maybe we can discuss it in the car." " Did you want mashed potatoes?" " See you next week." "I think we should have lamb chops." "♪♪ (up-tempo instrumental rock)" "♪♪ (man singing in Hindi)" "♪♪ (singing in Hindi continues)" "♪♪ (singing in Hindi continues)" "♪♪ (ends)" "Not so funny now, are you, huh?" "Hey!" "(blows landing loudly)" " (people laughing)" " Motherfuckers!" "You fuck with me?" "(laughing continues)" "(door bell chimes)"
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" Are we there, yet?" " Almost." "Wait, we're not doing that blindfolded surfing thing again, are we?" "'Cause that didn't exactly end up being one of your better ideas." "First of all, that buoy had no business being there." "Second of all, no, we're not going surfing." "At least not yet." "Okay." "Do you recognize it?" " No." " No?" "Unless it's the grassy clearing in dolphin's cove, right by the lifeguard tower, which happens to be the exact spot we met three months ago to this day." "To the minute, actually." "(Laughs) At the beginning of what's turned out to be." "The most bodacious summer of my life." "Even the part when we got trapped in a 1960s beach movie." "(Laughs)" "Brady, it's beautiful." "I had to do something cool for our meet-iversary." "It all happened right here." "You were walking on the beach." "I sat there watching wet side story on my tablet." "And I thought, "who is the surfer dude with the shiny hair?"" "And you said," ""wanna watch the awesomest movie ever made?"" "And I said, "i don't think 'awesomest' is a real word."" "And even if it was, that movie's definitely not it."" "Then I said, "check it out with me." ""If you don't have a good time, I'll buy you a mango smoothie." ""Either way, you win." And..." " And I do love mangoes." " Yeah." "You did all this for me?" "I'd swim to China for you." "Or Hawaii." "Or whatever's that way." "I have no idea what's that way." "(Laughs)" " You ready?" " Mm-hm." "(Exhales)" "Tanner:" "In a way, it's almost too bad it's almost all over." "(Music plays) -♪ sad to say our time's come to an end ♪" "♪ time's come to an end ♪" "♪ but it's just goodbye ♪" "♪ until we do it all again ♪" " a one, two, three, four!" " Five, six, seven, eight!" "♪ Crazy how we got this chemistry ♪" "♪ oh ♪" "♪ crashing like a wave of energy ♪" "♪ oh ♪" "♪ have you heard, it's a fact ♪" "♪ ah-ah-opposites attract ♪" "♪ some cats like that vroom vroom need for speed ♪" "♪ oh ♪" "♪ and some dawgs like that chill, chill ocean breeze ♪" "♪ oh ♪" "♪ but in the sun, it's a party ♪" "♪ you and me and everybody ♪" "♪ it's been the best summer ever ♪" "♪ wheels and waves surf and shades ♪" "♪ the best summer ever ♪" "♪ rockin' every night and day ♪" "♪ like shakes and fries, wet and dry ♪" "♪ it all adds up to feeling like ♪" "♪ the best summer ever ♪" " ♪ oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ best summer ever ♪ whoo!" " ♪ you's the gas that makes my motor run ♪" " ♪ oh ♪ - yeah." "♪ And you might be the bubble to my gum ♪" "♪ oh ♪" "♪ who'd have thought we could ever rev it ♪" "♪ when we get together ♪" "♪ it's been the best summer ever ♪" "♪ wheels and waves surf and shades ♪" "♪ the best summer ever ♪" "♪ rockin' every night and day ♪" "♪ like shakes and fries, wet and dry ♪" "♪ it all adds up to feeling like ♪" "♪ the best summer ever ♪" " yeah!" " ♪ best summer ever ♪ whoo!" "♪ Thought it's cool to own the beach alone ♪" "♪ but it's hotter, electric when we're close ♪" "♪ when we're close ♪" "♪ guess it's true, life's not a solo ride ♪" "♪ just dive in, the sparks are gonna fly ♪ one, two, three, four!" "(Zipping)" "(Guitar solo)" "(Laughing)" "♪ We can't stop singing 'cause the surf's up ♪" "♪ it's meant to be, it's meant to be ♪" "♪ I'm falling for ya 'cause you're surf crazy ♪" " ♪ just like me ♪ - ♪ just like me ♪" "♪ we're cruising, yeah, cruising, yeah ♪" "♪ cruising for a, yeah ♪" "♪ bike or board, grab your gear ♪" "♪ meet you right back here next year ♪" "♪ we'll have the best summer ever ♪" "♪ wheels and waves surf and shades ♪" "♪ the best summer ever ♪" "♪ rockin' every night and day ♪" "♪ like shakes and fries, wet and dry ♪" "♪ it all adds up to feeling like ♪" "♪ the best summer ever ♪" " yeah!" " ♪ best summer ever ♪" " bye-bye!" " So long!" " Toodle-oo!" " Later gator." " Sayonara." " Hasta lasagna ." " Hasta luego." " Aloha." " Shalom." " Au revoir." "Ciao." "♪ Best summer ♪" " ♪ ever ♪ - (Shouting)" "♪ Oh ♪ oh, it's a shame summers in real life have to end." "Summer's not over yet." "We could light a bonfire, eat some s'mores, tell scary stories." "Brady, tomorrow's the first day of school." " I've got tons to do." " Yeah, I do, too." "Actually, no, I don't." "If I manage to put my board shorts on tomorrow morning," "I'll be pretty stoked with myself." "(Laughs)" "Mack, you think things will be different for us at school?" "Well, we were in school all last year together." "Yeah, but, and we never met." "That's my point." "We've only known each other in the summer." "Brady, it's us." "We'll be fine." "(Chuckles) Yeah." "Totally." "(Sighs)" "No." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "What's wrong?" "My necklace." "The one that Lela gave me." "The only thing I have from wet side story." "It's gone." "Maybe it's still nearby." "Should I dive for it?" "No, Brady." "There's nothing we can do now." " I'm sorry." " I should probably go in." "Yeah." "Sure." " (School bell rings) - (Upbeat pop music plays)" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "(Laughs)" "Whoo!" "Windy bluff!" "Yeah!" "First day back!" "Oh, no way!" " (Laughs) Whoo!" " Yo, dude-man!" "First day of school!" "(Both yell, laugh)" "(Inhale)" "(Shouting)" "Wham, wham." "Bap, bap." " Whoo!" " Yeah." " Tss, tss." " Hey." "Whoo!" "Sha, bah!" "Dude, how was Indonesia?" "Oh, man, the swells were nectar." "Primo pearls, my hombre." "The waves were all like, "muuma."" "And I was like, "bra!" I was a one-man stoke machine all summer long." "Ah, mondo, dude." "Beyond mondo, bro." "Beyond mondo." "How was your summer?" "You spend some quality time carving up the tubes?" " I met a girl." " No way." " You trapped a honey?" " Yeah." "Is she a super-chill surf chick?" "Yeah, well, yeah, she surfs." "So, she's one of us?" "Laid back?" "Yeah, she's laid back." "On occasion, when she sleeps." " Probably." " Excellent." "I can't wait to meet your little beach bunny." "Yeah, I mean, just, I wouldn't call her that, exactly." "Right on, bro." "Right on." "Three-pointer!" "(Laughs)" "Oh, oh." "Let's go." " (School bell rings)" " Mack:" "Welcome back, everyone." "Big save the beach dance this weekend." "Buy a ticket, save a seal." "Oh, come on." "Who doesn't love seals?" "Well, sharks, but they don't like anyone." " Ah!" " Hey, how was your summer?" "Oh, big yawn." "Science camp was epic, the college tour was fab, and don't even get me started on the student government conference." "I'm so glad you came back this year." "I don't know what I would've done if I'd lost you to that prep school." "Yeah, I'm glad I'm back, too." " Oh, here." " Oh, what's this?" "Uh, well, i made a deal with myself." "If I'm staying here, I'm doing things that are important to me." "So, I started an oceanography club." "Which is super-convenient, since our school" " is literally on the ocean." " Super cool." "Sign me up." "Oh!" "I have news." "Guess who I hung out with at the student government conference?" "Spencer Watkins." "The literally cutest guy in school." " Mack." " Brady." "Hey." "Hi." "Oh, you're wearing flip-flops to school." "Yeah, totally." "They're my fancy ones." "Oh, this is my bro, Devon." "Devon, this is my girlfriend, mack." "This is your girlfriend?" "This is your boyfriend." " You seem surprised." " Oh, no, bro." "It's cool." "Book-bag." "It looks very full of books." "And he doesn't seem to have a bag... at all." "I do not have a bag." "I do, however, have a pen." "(Laughs)" "How long has that been in there?" " Want some?" " Why not?" "So, I'll see you later?" " Yeah, during break?" " Can't." " French study group." " Uh, lunch?" " Calculus study group." " After school?" "Oceanography club dance subcommittee meeting." "How's easter looking for you?" "(School bell rings)" "Oh, um, we have marine biology together, right?" " Third period?" "So, I'll see you then." " Sure, yeah." " Cool." "All right." " Okay." "Mack seems super cool, bro." "Yeah, yeah." "She is." "I mean, she went right to class when the bell rang." "Different." "But to each, their own." "(Upbeat pop music plays)" "What's up, my pucker-faced little buddy?" " (Clears throat)" " Sorry." "Sorry." "Hm..." "No." " Hey." " Hey." " What you working on?" " Uh, noth... nothing." " Okay." " This is fantastic." "Mack!" "I got all the good stuff." "Score!" "I'm gonna go fire up the centrifuge." "Oh." "Spencer." "Wow." "Hi." "You look great." "Really, really great." "Super great." "Perfect, even." "Uh, thanks, Alyssa, i appreciate it." " (Glass shatters) - (Alyssa screams)" "So, mack, uh, I'm happy that you're in this class." "I heard that you started an oceanography club." "I'm chairing the environmental studies society." "Really?" "Oh, I wanted to talk to you guys." "I thought we could work together on shoreline watershed issues." "Yes." "And maybe an emphasis on habitat restoration and marine pollution." "Oh, I love pollution!" "I mean, I don't love pollution," " but it's an important issue." " Yeah." "Uh, I'm also the head of a club." "It's the, uh, surf, surf club." "You just hang out and surf." " Spencer, this is Brady." " Brady, it's..." "I've seen you surf." "You're amazing, man." "It's a pleasure to meet you." " Uh..." " Um..." "Right, yeah." " Centrifuge." " Check." " Methylene blue dye." " Check." " Cultured petri dish." " Check." "Begin inoculation." "Let's dilute those solvents." "Whoo!" "Whoa, cool." "Here we've got some weird, tube-y thing." "A squeezy-sponge." "Some wet stuff." "And a blue, creepy glove." " Oh, you think?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "I've always loved biology, and the ocean." "Hey, uh, have you checked out the new oceanography program at Oregon coastal college?" "You get to spend half a year on a ship at sea." "I could introduce you to the rep." "That'd be amazing." "Brady." "Hola." "You okay, my man?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm good." "Totally." "All right, well, let's do this." "Oh, wha..." "I made a volcano!" " Uh, uh..." " That's so sick!" "Oh, gnarly." "Dude, look at this!" "What?" "Oh, my gosh." "Brady:" "Mack." "Mack." " Hey." " Hey." "Oh, hey, before I forget." "What do you think of this?" "I'm gonna sell them at the save the beach dance." "I dig it." "Good, 'cause i got you, like, eight." "Wow." "I'm gonna need a bigger wrist." "Thanks." "Hey, there's a big swell on." "Wanna go surfing?" "Oh, that sounds awesome, but I can't." "The dance is this weekend, and we are totally behind schedule." "Oh, speaking of, i had the coolest idea." "What if the dance was a 60s wet side story theme party?" "You could do it at the beach." "People could dress up in costumes." "You could even project the movie on a big, 1960s type theater deal." " That would be really cool." " Right?" "But there's just no time." "And, as much as I love wet side story, you and I are, like, the only people under 50 that have ever heard of it." "Yeah, you're probably right." "Oh, the college fair later." "You're going with me, right?" "Right." "Yeah." "Uh-huh." "Brady, this is important." "It's college." "It's our future." "And there's this amazing oceanography program that I have to check out." "Yes, of course." "I'll be there." " In actual shoes?" " Sure." " (Laughs)" " Okay." " Yeah." "See you." " Bye." "Guess I'll go surf by myself." " Brady." " Hey, bro." "Whoa." "Okay." "Universal online college application." "Hm... "What personal attributes"" "uniquely qualify you as an extraordinary applicant?"" "Are you kidding me?" "♪ It's a bikini wonderland ♪" "♪ summer's on... ♪" "let's see." "Deeper bottom curve, not on steep waves." "How do you increase water displacement so it rides smoother?" " (Tapping)" " Hey, mom." " How's that going?" " It's going." "Slowly." "Very slowly." "Mm... wow." "How's that going?" "It's going." "I mean, I've opened it up." "I've stared at it." "Mm." "Well, don't stress yourself out too much." "Yeah." "It's just, everyone seems so focused." "They've got their whole lives mapped out." "Like mack." "She knows where she wants to go, what she wants to do." "And I..." "I don't even know what I want for dinner." "Things were a little rough with you two back at school today?" "No." "Okay, maybe." "Yeah." "Have you seen my brown marker?" "I can't find it." " Oh." " (Chuckles)" "I'm sure things are gonna work out between you two." "Okay?" "And bring these wet towels downstairs." "Sure, mom." "Dinner's back at the house at six." "So, Tanner, is you's and me's ready to disarm the diabolical weather machine now?" "You bet, daddio." "Ready is my middle name." "Ready!" "It's his middle name." "I thought Lewis was your middle name." "It is Lewis, but it's also ready." "'Cause that's what I was born." " Ready." " Ready!" "From the moment he was born." "don't go, Tanner." "It's so dangerous." "don't worry." "Danger is also my middle name." " Mm-hm." " I think." "Along with ready and Lewis." " That is a very long name." " (Giggles)" "Okay, Tanner." "I'll just wait right here for you, and..." "Well, actually, why don't I come, too?" " (Needle scratches on record)" " Oh." "Uh, what?" " Why don't I come with you?" " (All gasp)" "I mean, all that happens when you guys go off is we stand here and do nothing." "Maybe I can help." " Girl:" "What?" " Uh, just one... excuse us." "(Laughs)" "Um, but girls aren't supposed to." "Right." "I'm sorry." "I don't know where that came from." " Forget about it." " (All murmuring)" "(Panting) Okay." "Go, Tanner." "Be safe." "Be brave." "You're my hero." "Let's go!" " (All shouting) - (Surf rock plays)" " Girl:" "Come back soon!" " Girl 2:" "So brave." " (Thunder rumbles)" " What was..." "No!" "No, no." "Yes!" "(Gasps) No!" " Thanks, grandma." " ♪ I got something ♪" "♪ on my mind ♪" "♪ someday soon gonna make you mine ♪" "♪ tongue-tied, twisted inside out ♪ grandma?" "♪ got no choice I'm gonna scream and shout ♪" " yes!" " ♪ come on ♪" "♪ come on ♪ what?" "Oh!" "Yes." "Whoo!" "♪ Now I know just what I want ♪" "♪ looking so right that you know it's wrong ♪" "(thunder crashes)" " Thank you so much for talking to me." " A pleasure." "It was great meeting you, mack." "I hope you'll apply." " Nice meeting you, too." " You, too." "You're right." "This program is awesome." " I knew you'd love it." " Brady:" "Mack." "What's going on?" "Brady, it's already over." "Where were you?" "Listen, uh, I better be going." "In case you need it." "I will see you guys tomorrow." "Brady:" "You know, you could've at least shot me a text." " I did." "Twelve." " No, you didn't." " Yeah, check your phone." " What?" "Is it too much for you to take one thing seriously?" " At least I take us seriously." " What?" "I take us seriously." "You were 45 minutes late." "What were you doing?" "Did you just forget?" "I was... it was nothing." "Nothing?" "Something." "I don't wanna talk about it." "Well, you won't even tell me why you stood me up?" "Brady, we used to tell each other everything." " What is happening with us?" " You tell me." "It's almost like the school-you wants" " nothing to do with me." " This coming from the school-you that keeps secrets and flakes out on me." "Well, maybe we just don't work at school." " Maybe we don't." " Awesome." "Awesome." "So, I'll see you next summer, which, apparently, is the next time you're free." " Fine by me." " Great." "Ah, that's just awesome." "♪ It almost feels like it was just a dream ♪" "♪ all these memories of you and me ♪" "♪ blown away in the summer breeze ♪" "♪ it almost feels like we just never were ♪" "♪ all that time we spent was just a blur ♪" "♪ now it's just me and a melody ♪" "♪ so what am I ♪" "♪ supposed to do?" "♪" "♪ 'cause all these plans ♪" "♪ we made in the sand are through ♪" "♪ without you, I'm on my own ♪" "♪ am I gonna be alone ♪" "♪ and if it's only me, myself and I ♪" "♪ will I be fine?" "♪" "♪ so far from home ♪" "♪ and I just don't know ♪" "♪ am I gonna make it?" "♪" "♪ brave enough to take this road ♪" "♪ out on my own?" "♪" "(playing drumbeat)" "(Rock music playing)" "♪ And maybe I'm falling on my face ♪" "♪ or maybe I'm landing in my place ♪" "♪ and maybe we're a million Miles apart ♪" "♪ or maybe we're standing heart to heart ♪" "♪ but no matter what I'm walking right off this stage ♪" "♪ and never looking back, looking back to yesterday ♪" "♪ no way ♪" "♪ no way ♪" "♪ I'm on my own ♪" "♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ as long as I got me, myself and I ♪" "♪ I'm doing fine ♪" "♪ so far from home ♪" "♪ but now I know that I am gonna make it ♪" "♪ brave enough to take this road ♪" "♪ out on my own ♪" "♪ it almost feels like it was just a dream ♪" "♪ all these memories of you and me ♪ girl on TV: ♪ I'm not the kind to fall for a guy ♪" "♪ who flashes a smile ♪" "♪ don't usually swoon but I'm over the moon ♪" "♪ 'cause he was just too cool for school ♪ - ♪ and now I'm ♪" " (gasps)" " Nice of you to drop in." "I guess I literally fell for you, huh?" "(Dings)" "♪ Falling for you ♪" "I'm Lela." "I'm sorry, I can't do this." " Put me down." " (Needle scratches record)" " (Crashing) - (Murmuring)" "Uh, Lela." "(Laughs) What are you doing?" "I don't know." "This whole thing, I just..." "I can't do it anymore." "It's not you, Tanner." "You're a great guy, but..." "Of course I am." "I have to go." " Where is she going?" " Uh... (Laughs)" "Okay." "Excuse me, guys." "Excuse me." "Sorry." "Lela!" "What's going on?" "What are we doing?" "It's very windy and not good for my hair." "Ever since mack and Brady came, i have felt different." "Mack wasn't like any girl I ever knew." "She inspired me." "I..." "I miss her." "I miss her, too." "And Brady." "I... they were swell." "But, uh, but they're not here anymore." " I want to be like her, Tanner." " What?" "Try new things." "Experience new experiences." "What is that?" "(Gasps) Tanner, look." "Do you know what this is?" "Uh, a necklace." "I gave it to mack." "And it came back to me here, now." "don't you see?" "It's a sign." "It really looks like a necklace." "This means she's out there somewhere." "I need to be where she is." "Goodbye, Tanner." "Wha... what?" "Oh." "Goodbye, bikers." "Goodbye, surfers." "Goodbye, people always standing around in the background, who never speak, whose names I don't know." " Uh..." " (All gasp)" " (Grunting) - (All gasp)" " We gotta stop her, right?" " I mean, we definitely could." "But water makes me a little bit nervous." "What?" "I know." "Maybe we should sing a song." "That usually fixes everything." "♪ I'm falling for- - ♪ no, no." "Uh, maybe I'll talk in my low voice." "Lela, come back." "Yeah, maybe I'd save the low voice for someone who can actually hear you." "She's already in the ocean." "(Whimpering)" "Aw, where's they goins?" "Lela!" "Oh!" "(All gasp)" "(All murmuring)" "Lela:" "Jeepers." " Tanner:" "Oh, my." " Lela:" "Tanner." " What are you doing here?" " I don't know. (Laughs)" "Are you okay?" "I'm okay." "It's a little hot outside." "I don't know what to do." "Where are we?" " (Gasps) Why is it so hot outside?" " Tanner." " Tanner." " What?" "(Water spraying)" "Oh, my." "Lela:" "Oh!" "Well, jeepers." " Ah!" " Oh!" " Let's get our boards." " All right." "Those fellas are made of rubber!" "Oh, golly." "(Rock music playing)" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Whoa!" "Jeepers." " Is that big momma's?" " Huh?" "No, it's, uh," "Billy's beach burgers and sha..." "Shushi." "What's a shushi?" "Where are we?" "I don't know." "We... oh." "Excuse me." " Hey." "What's happening?" " Oh." "So... (Laughs)" "So we went into the water and then came out of the water, and now it's daytime, and we saw rubber people, and boat cycles..." " I think we're lost." " Here." "Use my phone." "(Phone beeps)" "Phone:" "I didn't quite get that." "The little box just spoke to us." "(Laughs) Wow!" "How'd I get in there?" "Hi, small me." "Looking good." "Tanner, are we here?" "Did we make it?" "Are we in mack's world?" "We come to your world in peace." " (Phone beeps)" " Phone:" "What was that again?" "Hello, lady in the little box." "Who, me?" " 'Sup, bro?" " Hey, Brady." "I thought we weren't supposed to see each other until next summer." "I'm just going surfing." " I'm just cleaning the beach." " Of course." "You're cleaning the beach at my favorite surf spot." "Ah!" "Your surf spot happens to be where there's a lot of trash." "What's that supposed to mean?" "It means that there's a lot of actual trash here, and I'm cleaning it up." "Mack, what?" "Brady, would you think I was crazy if I told you that two people that look exactly like Lela and Tanner are walking towards us on this beach?" "(Laughing) Hey!" " Lela!" "Tanner!" " Lela, Tanner!" " Whoo!" " Tanner!" " You're real!" " (Shouting)" "(Indistinct shouting)" "Can we take a second and realize that they are actually here?" "Wait, yes." "Okay." "Wow." "You are here." "With us." " Why?" "How?" " I found the necklace." "Bu..." "I lost the necklace in the ocean." "And it floated back to me." "I knew it was a sign." "I had to find you, so I carried the necklace out into the water, questioning my whole existence." "And I didn't question anything." "Lela:" "And the next thing we knew, well, here we are." "Oh, uh, I have one quick question." "Um..." " Where exactly is here?" " Oh, on the beach, silly." "Oh, right." "But, like, what country are we in?" "Uh..." "let's just say we're in the future." "The future?" "Like, it's already tomorrow... today?" "A few days past tomorrow." "(Chuckles) Cool." "Cool?" "Tanner, that is way cooler than cool." "It's... (Laughs) Hold on." "Oh!" "♪ Take a look around at this amazing place ♪" "♪ I don't know if it's earth or if it's outer space ♪" "♪ wherever we are, it's clear to me ♪" "♪ that this is right where I wanna be ♪" "♪ take a look around at this amazing world ♪" "♪ where you can do it all even if you're a girl ♪" "♪ imagine the possibilities ♪" "♪ yeah, this is right where I wanna be ♪" "♪ this is right where I want to be ♪" "♪ I can't think of anywhere better ♪" "♪ right where I want to be ♪" "♪ I wanna stay here forever and ever ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna love it here because it seems ♪" "♪ like the kind of place where I can follow my dreams ♪" "♪ this little thing talks back to me ♪ phone:" "Sorry, I didn't get that." "♪ This is right where I want to be ♪" "♪ this is right where i want to be ♪" "♪ I can't think of anywhere better ♪" "♪ right where I want to be ♪" "♪ I'm gonna stay here forever and ever ♪" "♪ and ever and ever ♪" "♪ do do do do, do do do do do ♪" "♪ ba ba da da da ♪" "♪ the more I see the more i just can't get enough ♪" " ♪ there's so much to learn ♪ - ♪ and so much fun cool stuff ♪" "♪ we seem to fit in here perfectly ♪" "♪ and this is right where we want to be ♪" "♪ this is right where I want to be ♪" "♪ I can't think of anywhere better ♪" "♪ right where I want to be ♪" "♪ we're gonna stay right here ♪" "♪ forever and ever ♪" "♪ forever and ever ♪" " ♪ forever and ever ♪ - ♪ forever and ever ♪" " ♪ forever and ever ♪ - ♪ forever and ever ♪" " ♪ forever and ever ♪ - (Laughs)" " ♪ Forever and ever ♪ - hey, wait up!" "♪ Do do do do do ♪" "I don't think i ever want to leave." "Come on, Tanner." "Let's take a walk down this crazy beach of tomorrow." "(Laughs) Yeah." "(Sighs) It's pretty great that they're here." "You know, it's a little weird, and kind of impossible, but I did miss them." "Brady, what are we gonna do with them?" "I mean, they're from 1962." "They could get in some serious trouble." " Come on." "Lela and Tanner?" " Yeah." "What could they possibly..." " On." "Off!" " (Laughs)" " On." " (Laughs)" "Off again!" "On again." "Off again!" "Yeah, what are we gonna do with them?" "Brady, is it just me, or is their hair totally dry?" "(Laughing)" "Yes, it's completely dry, just like when they surf in the movie." "On again!" "Off again!" "On again!" "(Both laughing)" "Remember what happened to us when we got stuck in their world?" "We almost zapped out of existence." " We gotta get them home." " I know." "We should just tell them the truth." "You know, they're made-up characters in a 1962 beach movie." "What... that's gonna blow their minds." "(Sighs) Oh, you're right." "They can't handle that." " No." " Well, then maybe we just..." "We just show them that our world isn't as great as they think it is so they want to go back." "Yeah, then they'll take the necklace in the ocean," " and, boom, they're home." " Exactly." " Hey, where does the record go?" " (Pop music plays)" "No, I know this technology stuff can be really complicated." "(Changes music)" "So, if you're gonna come to school with me, we should probably make you look a little less like you." "You're about my size." " I get to wear your clothes?" " Well, sure." "Yeah, there's a ton of stuff in my wardrobe." "Just pick something not too flashy." "Whoo!" "Goody." "Hm... (Gasps)" "(Laughs) Is this out of sight on me, or what?" "Yeah, totally out of sight." "(Chanting) I'm gonna look so out of sight." "I'm gonna look just like mack." "I'm gonna look so out of sight." "(Chuckles) Oh, I love this song." "(Pop music plays)" "Uh, okay." "Well, that's impossible." "♪ When I see you the first time ♪ -you look good." " Try this." " Ooh!" "Pink." "I love it." "♪ I'm so in love with you ♪" " ♪ you're the sweetest... ♪ - we're back in the 60s." " Ooh!" " ♪ you're mine, all mine ♪" "♪ I'll be yours till the end of time ♪" "♪ I'm so in love with you ♪" "♪ I just wanted you to know ♪" "♪ that I love you so ♪" "♪ I hope you know it's true ♪ so... you ready for school?" " ♪ It's true ♪ - great." "Just make sure no one knows where you're from." "(Squeaking)" "(Laughs)" "Butchy:" "All right, bring it in, everybody." "We needs to talk, 'cause I'm feeling a little lost, here, peoples." "Ever since Tanner and Lela just walked off into the ocean," "I got this sense that... that things are supposed to be happening." " It just ain't happening." " We could rumble." "That usually cheers you up." "You know what, i does love a good rumble." " (Bubble pops) - (All gasp)" "But, no, that's not what's supposed to be happening right now." "I..." "You know what?" "Maybe, maybe somebody should sing something." "Maybe like Lela would've done if she was here." "I thought you'd never a... oh!" " Cheechee." " Mm?" " Sing something." " But, I'm doing my nails." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" " (Lights rattle)" " Oh!" " All right, I'll sing." " (Nail file rattles)" "(Slow music playing)" "♪ Falling for ya, falling for ya ♪" "♪ can't hold on any longer ♪" "♪ and now I'm falling for you ♪ five, six, seven, eight!" " (Up-tempo music plays)" " What?" "♪ The day started ordinary ♪" " ♪ boys walking by ♪ - ♪ walking by ♪" "♪ it was the same old story too fresh, or too shy ♪" "♪ or too shy ♪ - ♪ I'm not the kind to fall for a guy ♪" " ♪ who flashes a smile ♪ - ♪ it goes on for Miles ♪" "♪ don't usually swoon but I'm over the moon ♪" "♪ 'cause he was just too cool for school ♪" "♪ and now I'm f... f..." "Falling ♪ -♪ for ya ♪" " ♪ f... f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" "♪ I know I shouldn't ♪" "♪ but I just can't stop myself from ♪" " ♪ f... f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" " ♪ f-f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" "♪ can't hold on any longer ♪" "♪ and now I'm falling for you ♪" " ah!" " (Grunting)" "♪ Now we're going steady she's the Cat's meow ♪" "♪ meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪" "♪ she says ready, Freddy and we paint the town ♪" " ♪ paint the town ♪ - ♪ I'm not the kind ♪" "♪ to fall for a guy just 'cause he says hi ♪" " ♪ when he's cruising by ♪ - ♪ he's ready to race ♪" "♪ and I'm catching his gaze ♪" "♪ we'll go on like this for days, now I'm ♪" " ♪ f... f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" " ♪ f... f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" "♪ I know I shouldn't but I ♪" "♪ I just can't stop myself from ♪" " ♪ f... f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" " ♪ f... f... falling ♪ - ♪ for ya ♪" "♪ can't hold on any longer ♪" "♪ and now I'm falling for you ♪" "♪ it feels like I tumbled from another world ♪" "♪ into your arms and it's so secure ♪" "♪ maybe I'll stumble, but I know I can ♪" "♪ head over heels, I'm gonna... ♪ (Grunts)" "♪ Yeah f... f... falling f... f... falling ♪" "♪ I know I shouldn't, but I, i just can't stop myself from ♪" "♪ f... f... falling for ya f... f... falling for ya ♪" "♪ can't hold on any longer and now I'm falling for you ♪" " (screeches) - (Crashing)" "What was that?" "What's the matters with yous?" " I thought you was gonna catch her." " I thought the exact same thing," " just not in time." " (Rattling)" "You're lucky my hair didn't broke." "Yous is right, butchy." "This don't feel right." " None of it." " Not one thing." "Does it help if I do this?" "You know what, that actually does kind of help." " That's pretty decent, yeah." " (All murmuring)" "Yeah, that's pretty nice." "You're really good at that." "(High-pitched whirring)" "I don't know why, but it just helps." "Okay, guys." "Welcome to school." "So, a few ground rules." "Okay, don't do anything that gives you guys away." " No hair-wetting." " No clothes-changing." "Oh, that thing that you do with your teeth." " This thing?" " (Tooth dings)" "Yeah. don't do that." " Yeah, and especially..." " Both:" "No singing." "But look at this place." "There's so much to see." " So much to do." " ♪ we could just... ♪ no, no, no, no." "Stop." "No singing." " Just one song?" " No." " One verse?" " No." " One word?" " No." "Not even if it's from the heart and moves the story along?" "No." " ♪ Do do do do ♪ - ♪ do do ♪" "♪ do, do, do, do, do ba, ba, da, da, da ♪" " ♪ do, do, do, do, do ♪ - go get Lela." " don't... go get..." " Oh!" "Okay, man, stay close to me, act natural, and just walk down the hallway and be cool, okay?" "Oh, you got it." "There's one thing I do better than anyone," " and that's walk down a school hallway." " Awesome." "Wait, wha... what?" "(Surf music playing)" "(Wolf whistle)" "♪ Listen here ♪" "♪ you put the rock in my roll ♪" "♪ with the way you smile ♪" "♪ you keep me up on my toes ♪" "♪ got me running wild ♪" "♪ you got my head going round ♪" "♪ like a circle spinning ♪" "♪ you make me mad ♪" "♪ then you give me grinning ♪" "♪ does it ring, ring, ring a bell?" "♪" "♪ 'cause you know how to kiss and tell ♪" "♪ what have you heard?" "The rumors are true ♪" "♪ that I, I, i i wanna be with you ♪" " ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ - ♪ I wanna be with you ♪" " ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ - ♪ you are the one for me ♪" "♪ yeah ♪" " (panting)" " People dig me." "Brady, greetings, meister-bro." " Man, what's up?" " Chillin'." "Who's this dude?" "This is my cousin dolf, from Iceland." "Iceland." "Righteous." "I love that little volcanic archipelago." "I went a couple years ago to surf, and it was... cold." "Do you know my boy olafur einarsson?" "Or, uh, jonsdottir gunnarsdotter?" "Your hair is very pointy." "(Laughs) Thanks, dude." "It's amazing what you can do." "With a screwdriver and some surf wax." "I use my own secret mix of coconut juice and rubber cement." " (Laughs)" " Rubber cement?" " Yeah." " Wicked!" "I love this dude!" "All right." "See you guys." "Wha!" "(Laughs)" "This place is so neat!" "Ah!" "(Laughs)" "(School bell rings)" "So, what'd you think of calculus?" "Pretty brutal, right?" "I mean, that's what life's like in the real world." " Tough classes..." " I loved it." "It's magical." "The integral accurately gives the area under a formula while the derivative predicts the instantaneous slope at any point!" "It's fantastic." "Wow, you really got it, huh?" "Who knew learning could be so much fun?" " Mack, hey." " Hey." " Who's... who's this?" " This is, uh, my cousin, delga, from Finland." "You are so cute." "(Chuckles) Hey, listen, uh," "I hope I didn't cause any problems between you and Brady yesterday." "Oh, no, no." "Our problems are..." "Are totally our own." "Fair enough." "Hey, how's the, uh, save the beach dance shaping up?" "It's okay." "Uh, we haven't really sold many tickets, so just hoping people will show up." "Oh, I'm sure they will." "It's... it's a great cause." "(Laughs)" "Great." "Well, I'll catch you guys later." "Well, then I hope you have a really big glove." "Oh, so you can catch us." "(Chuckles)" "Okay." "There's going to be a dance?" "This world just gets better and better." "Yeah, until your formerly adorable boyfriend starts acting like a completely different person." "Trust me, Lela, you're better off in your world, where boys are simple and reliable." " Mack!" " Oh, hi." "Uh, hi." " This is, umm..." " Lela." "I'm here to discover who I am and find fulfillment." "A woman that knows what she wants." "I like her." "(Giggles)" "I did my philosophy camp thesis on female self-empowerment." "I can rebuild a motorcycle." "Really?" "I'm looking into buying a scooter." "I'd love your perspective on engine torque differentials." "Oh, I can go on and on about torque!" " (Both laugh)" " Alyssa:" "Oh, bye, mack!" "(Scoffs) It's a disaster." "She loves everything." "Even Mr. Terry's chemistry class." "She titrated her sodium hydroxide perfectly and loved the way the resulting solution matched her shoes." "Well, I think I'm wearing down Tanner a little." "Nuggets made out of chicken?" "Amazing!" "(Laughs)" " Or not." " (Whimpers) don't worry, I have a plan." "We turn them loose, alone, in the most dangerous, confusing, scary place imaginable." "A place where one false move results in exile, shame, horror..." "Wait, wh... where?" "Brady:" "The cafeteria." "(Both laugh)" " (Screech) - (Laughing)" "Okay." " Hi, we're new here." " I could care less, spray-tan." "(Laughing)" "Actually, it's Tanner. (Laughs)" "No spray, add an "er"." "Tanner." " (Laughs) Tanner Lewis ready danger." " (Grunts)" " Oh, no, I..." " (Grunts)" " Wha..." "I..." " (Grunts)" " I mea..." " (Grunts)" " I w... th... b..." " (Grunts)" "Get out of my face. (Laughing)" "(Grunts)" "(Grunts)" "Tanner, are you getting the impression." "That people here are a little stand-offish and, well, meanish?" "Right?" "And angryish, too." "Like the bikers and surfers, only angryisher." "Why is everyone sitting apart?" "Well, come on, everyone." "Where's your smile?" "(Laughs)" "It's so easy, anyone can do it." "It's attached to you, here on your face. -(Yelps)" " (Laughs)" " There are 43 muscles to use." "♪ Just gotta put 'em in the right place ♪" "♪ if we can do it, so can you ♪" "♪ tooth by tooth, row by row ♪" "♪ when you let your happy through ♪" "♪ then the whole room starts to glow ♪" "♪ twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown up-up-up-upside down ♪" "♪ 'cause we're gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪" "♪ turn the feeling around ♪" "♪ there's a seat for everyone ♪" "♪ you gotta make a smile out of a frown right now ♪" "♪ twist it upside down ♪" "♪ up-up-up-upside down right now ♪" "♪ take it from me, don't try to resist ♪" "♪ just go along, don't fight the song ♪" "♪ it doesn't get any better than this ♪" "♪ maybe it could, if we all sing along ♪" "♪ twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown up-up-up-upside down ♪" "(laughs) - ♪ 'cause we're gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪" "♪ turn the feeling around ♪" "♪ there's a seat for everyone ♪" "♪ you gotta make a smile out of a frown right now ♪" "♪ twist it upside down ♪" "♪ up-up-up-upside down right now ♪" "I'm really sorry my face hurt your fist." "That's okay." "Now I know you exist." "Hey, haven't i seen you in class?" "Yes, every day..." "This year and last." "It's pretty cool how you wail on the bass." "What's happening to my face?" "♪ There's only so much time before the school bell rings ♪" "♪ so try it out, that smiling thing ♪" "♪ twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown upside down ♪" "♪ you gotta twist that frown ♪" " whoo!" " ♪ up-up-up-upside down ♪" "♪ 'cause we're gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪" "♪ turn the feeling around ♪" "♪ there's a seat for everyone ♪" "♪ you gotta make a smile out of a frown ♪" "♪ you gotta make a smile out of a frown ♪" "♪ you gotta make a smile out of a frown right now ♪" "♪ twist it upside down ♪ we will never speak of this ever again." " (Laughing)" " Bye!" "(Laughs)" "Okay, what is going on here?" "It's like we're bored or something." "We's not bored, butchy." "We's confused." "Yeah." " Spit it out." " Cheechee:" "Spit it out." " Spit it out." " Spit it out!" "Look!" "(Screams)" "(Screaming)" "One of them surfer guys who's always standing behind us and never says nothing, he just up and..." "Just sparkled up and vanished..." "Into thin airs!" " Like a magician..." " (Gasping)" "Doing a magic trick..." "On himself." "(Gasping)" "Dude, you got some bodacious pipes." "You totally have to be in my surf band." "I play a gnarlacious didgeridoo." "(Beatboxing)" "Thanks!" "Why are we talking so loudly?" " Later, my hombre." " See you later!" "Okay!" "Oh, Lela." "Hi." "Um... (Clears throat)" "Wanna hang out?" "I've been working on some new looks." "Check 'em out." "I call this one thoughtful handsome." "This one's soulful smolder." "(Laughs) Those are wonderful, Tanner, but I can't." "We have calculus homework." "It's so exciting." "Oh." "Oh, okay." "Uh, well, have fun..." "(Chuckles)" "Without me." "We're further than ever from talking them into going back." "You watch Lela, I'll watch Tanner." "(Sighs)" "I learned all these new things, and then I was sitting there, and I'm like, "hey, why don't I make a new look?"" "So, I made a new look, and it was renegade rebel, you know?" "(Laughing) And then... what was the other one?" "I can't think of what it was." "Oh, yeah." "Mysterious wanderer." "And then, uh, thinking guy." "(Laughs, screams)" " Here." "Check this out." " Oh, thanks." "Mm." "Oh." "Hi, medium-sized me." "(Laughs)" "Still looking good." " Brady, can I talk to you for a second?" " Yeah, sure." "Um, I've been thinking about things." "And I don't normally like to think about things." "(Chuckles)" "(Clears throat) You see..." "I always assumed Lela would just be there for me." "But..." "That night when she ran into the water with her necklace, it gave me this strange feeling in my stomach." "It felt like, like when I drink a milkshake too fast." "(Laughs)" "(Chuckles)" "It felt like, like things, might not work out." "(Chuckles) It's called worry." "Yeah, yeah." "That." "And, the thing is, things always work out for me." "But, here, now, i..." "I still have that feeling." " Worry?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm worried that Lela wanted to come to this strange world because I wasn't enough for her." "(Chuckles)" "Yeah." "I mean, I guess all you can really do is be the best dude you can be and hope that's enough." "Is that what you do with mack?" "Um, not... not recently, no." "We kind of hit a rough patch." "I've been working on something i haven't told her about yet." "What is it?" "(Chuckles) Come on." "Are these surfboards?" "Yeah." "They're all surfboards, but prototypes." "Like this one." "It has rotating fins, so you can surf in any direction." "Or this one." "It's one of my favorites." "It's my surfboard suitcase." "So, you fold up your board, put it in your bag, and it goes up in the carry-on, then, when you land," " you're ready to surf." " That is so cool!" "Yeah." "Wait, y... so, you made all this stuff?" "Uh-huh." "I've never made anything." "What's all this stuff?" "This one's crazy." "So, you have two water intakes that leads to the sealed hydro-turbine that also goes to an internal lithium ion battery." "Then, we have a pneumatic actuator that's connected to this hatch, that makes it open whenever I want it to." "Uh, everything you just said," "I have no idea what it means." "(Both chuckle)" "Basically, this surfboard doesn't need any waves." "Well, that is, if it works." "That's so cool." "Why can't you tell mack?" "Because..." "I don't think she'll get it." "You know, me spending so much time on surfboards." "She's got her whole life mapped out." "She wants to go to college." "College?" "What's it..." "Where is it... what's a..." "Where's a college?" "(Sighs) It's far away." "And it's full of impressive people, like her." "It's... it's not a place where a guy like me could get around by making surfboards." "I understand, Brady." "Maybe the problem is that you're not tan enough." "(Both laugh)" "Mack, I never knew i could be so happy." "I mean, I love it all, the challenging classes, the interesting conversations, the flavored lip gloss." "I mean, really." "Triple vanilla kiwi Berry?" "(Both laugh)" "I never even knew there was more than one vanilla." " Can I..." " Yeah." "Uh, Lela, here's the thing." "Our world isn't really all that great." "Oh, there's finals, and taxes, and global warming, and hangnails, and public restrooms." "You really had it good back in your world." "You don't have to worry about your future or picking the right college." "You have a boy that loves you." "You have a boy that loves you." "Right?" "And you want more than that, right?" "You want to live life to the fullest." "I want that, too." "But, Lela, being with the right person can actually make life more full." "If you have the same passion, the same drive." "Or, maybe that doesn't help at all." "You know, maybe he just has to respect your passion and not keep secrets from you and get weird when you're busy." "I..." "I don't know." "It's all pretty confusing here, which is why you should go home." "What?" "What's wrong?" "You look normal." " (Phone rings)" " Oh." "Hello?" " It's mack." " Oh." " (Mimics bird cawing)" " Yeah." "What?" " Hi, mack!" "(Laughs)" " Yeah, we'll be right over." "Tanner, we gotta go." "Come on!" "Huh?" "♪ Mambo, mambo ♪" "♪ mambo ♪ (Singing in Spanish)" "Whoo!" "(Laughing)" "♪ Mambo, mambo ♪" "(singing in Spanish)" "♪ Mambo, mambo ♪" "♪ mambo ♪" "(groans)" "Tanner!" "Lela, you look like future Lela." " (Clears throat) Groovy." " Super groovy." "No, not groovy at all, actually." "Very ungroovy." "She's not supposed to be able to look modern." "Smile." " No shining teeth pang!" " Mm." " What are you doing?" " It's okay." "It's okay." " What are you... stop it." " Just go with it." " Hey." "What... what are you..." " Look." "Wet." "What's happening?" "What are... what is..." "Why is my hair so squishy and limp?" "I don't understand!" "What is this feeling?" "(Screams)" "Brady, do you understand what's happening?" "The whole essence of who they are is changing." "They could be stuck here forever, or the whole fabric of our reality could just rip open." "We gotta get them back." "Well, maybe we should just tell them where they're from, what they do?" "Are we worried what that might do to them?" "Well, we're running out of options, mack." "(Sighs) Lela, Tanner." "You're just made-up characters from a movie." "You are not real." "Huh?" "Maybe I would've eased it into them a little more gently." "But, uh, a movie?" "I don't understand." " Here." "Look at this." " (Music playing)" " You like to surf?" " I know." "Hey, it's us, doing..." "Things we usually do." "You guys are from an imaginary world." "A movie world." "My favorite movie." "It's where mack and I met." "But, I don't want to live in a movie world." "I... but, you do." "That's why your life's always been so perfect, Lela." "It's where you belong." "(Sighs) How do we make them understand?" "We could explain to them in a language they know." "You mean..." " Here we go." " Yup." "No, you guys, honestly, life is better in a movie." " Yes!" " (Bell rings)" "Man 1:" "Quiet on the set." " Man 2:" "Quiet on the set." " Man 1:" "Playback." " (Music playing)" " Man 1:" "Roll sound." " Man 2:" "Speed." " Man 1:" "Roll camera." "Man 2:" "Rolling." "♪ You gotta play the scene ♪" "♪ up on the silver screen ♪" "♪ you gotta live the dream ♪ -action!" "♪ The lights-camera- action thing ♪ rollback!" " ♪ the water's technicolor blue ♪" "♪ and the waves don't miss a cue ♪" "♪ not a hair is out of place ♪ -perfect!" "♪ Every line's the perfect take ♪ -good." "Go." "♪ You gotta play the scene ♪" "♪ up on the silver screen ♪" "♪whoa, it's better in a story ♪" "♪ always clever, never wordy ♪" "♪ you got the part, whoa ♪" "♪ it's better when you wake up ♪" "♪ minty breath and perfect makeup ♪" "♪ you're a work of art ♪" "♪ and no one ever breaks your heart ♪" "(slurps)" "♪ You gotta play the scene ♪" "♪ up on the silver screen ♪" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ no matter where you've been ♪" "♪ good times are zooming in ♪" "♪ you can dream but no one sleeps ♪" "♪ say a bad word and it bleeps ♪ -(Bleeps)" "♪ You can have and eat your cake ♪" "♪ never need a bathroom break ♪" " ♪ you gotta play the scene ♪ - (Neighs)" "♪ Up on the silver screen ♪" "♪ whoa ♪" "♪ it's better on location ♪" "♪ 'cause it feels like a vacation ♪ -(Thunder crashes)" "♪ Super fun, whoa ♪" "♪ bring the feature to the people ♪" "♪ if it's good, they'll make a sequel ♪" "♪ when we're done ♪" "♪ the surf is up under the sun ♪" " (pirates shouting) - ♪ hey ♪" "♪ the good guy saves the day ♪" "♪ the bad guys run away ♪" "♪ everybody dances when the music starts to play ♪" " ♪ hey!" "Hey!" "♪ - (Laughs)" " Tanner!" " Tanner!" "♪ Your cats are always cool ♪" "♪ hey!" "♪ -♪ you never have to go to school ♪" "♪ yep ♪ -♪ get ready for your close up ♪" "♪ it's the happy ending rule ♪" " ♪ you gotta play the scene ♪ - ♪ you gotta play the scene ♪" " ♪ yeah ♪ - ♪ up on the silver screen ♪" " ♪ up on the silver screen ♪ - ♪ you gotta live the dream ♪" "♪ no, no, play the scene ♪ -♪ the lights-camera-action thing ♪" "♪ 'cause it's better in a movie ♪" "♪ when you met her it was groovy ♪" "♪ it's where love is always true ♪" "♪ when you met him then you knew ♪" " ♪ you gotta play the scene ♪ - ♪ play the scene ♪" " can I have your autograph?" " (Screaming)" "♪ Up on the silver screen ♪" " (cheering)" " No!" "I'm sorry, but no." "I don't want to be that girl anymore." "I don't want somebody to write my lines for me." "I want to stay here." "Forever." "Um..." "Lela!" "(Sighs) Well, that was dramatic, and potentially terrible." "Hey, move it!" "Out of the way, out of the way, out of the way, out of the way." "(Grunts) Okays!" "I think there's only one thing for us to do." "Group:" "Yeah?" "And that's to not do anythings and pretend that nothing bad is happening." "Sound good?" "Perfect." "Okay." "Butchy, butchy!" "Whoa." "(Panting) Oh, my gosh." " You are not gonna believe this." " Cheechee, what's wrong?" "We was walking with our pals, sidecar and muffler, and, boom!" "They just up and vanished." "Oh, this is terribles." "Peoples have been disappearing left and right!" " (Whimpers)" " Any one of us could be next!" "Oh." "Okay, things started going wrong ever since Tanner and Lela took off into the ocean." "You thinks thems leaving is somehow corenated" " with this chain of events?" " Yeahs, I do." "Hey, what's that?" "Group:" "Oh!" "This is the same necklace my sister had when she disappeared into the ocean." "Maybe we's can use it, too." "We can find Tanner and Lela." "We'll bring 'em back, and then maybe everything will be normal again." "We're leaving?" "I gotta go home and get some hairspray." " This does not travel well." " We ain't got time, cheech." " Whoa!" " We gotta get there right now, before more of us start disappearing." "But, wait." "Where exactly is there?" "How am I supposed to know, struts?" "I ain't been there, yet." "Come on." "Oh, yeah." "Water gives you the fears, don't it?" "Yeah, it does, but some things is bigger than fears." " Now, let's go!" " (Shouting)" "Right." "(Yelps)" " It's gone, mack." " No, it might still wash up." "Last time, I ended up in a parallel movie universe." "Mack:" "Do you have any better ideas?" "Just keep looking." "don't take this out on me." "I wasn't the one who just blurted it out, like, "hey, Lela, guess what?" "You're not real."" "Really, so this is my fault?" "How else should I have said it?" "I don't know!" "You could've been a little less direct." "Less direct, like, kept it a secret from her?" "Kept her in the dark?" "Yeah, 'cause that's been working so well for you, lately." "Well, maybe we should go ask Spencer for help." "Really?" "We're back to that?" "How about this?" "You just keep looking over there." " I'mma look over here." " Yeah, fine by me." "(Yelps)" "What was that about?" "I think they were arguing." "But they're not in rival gangs." "Here, I guess, couples do it, too." "I don't like it." "Me, neither." " Well, that's odd." " What?" "(Laughs) Why are those crazy cats." "Wearing their clothes in the water?" "What?" "Lela, those aren't cats." " (Overlapping chatter)" " Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Yeah!" " (Gasps) Those are..." " Guys." "(Gasps)" " Tanner!" " Lela!" " Both:" "Our friends!" " Oh!" " Tanner!" "Lela!" " (Cheering)" "Those people are made out of rubber." "(Cheering continues)" "Are you kidding me?" "Hi." "Hi." "Come over here." "Butchy!" "Lugnut!" "Cheechee!" "Struts!" "Rascal!" "Seacat!" "Giggles!" "Oh, we's did it!" "We's found you's guys." "Hey, guys." "Wow." "Y... you're all here." "What are you doing here?" "What do you mean what are we doing here?" " We came to take Tanner and Lela home." " Tanner:" "What?" " No." " Butchy:" "No?" "I don't want to go home, butchy." "But, Lela, I'm your brother." "don't you miss me?" "don't you miss all of us?" " Yeah." " Yes." "Of course." "A lot, but, well, I'm starting to find myself here, butchy." "I'm happy." "Okay, look, Lela, that's all Wells and goods, but, you see, the thing is, back home, things are starting to disappear, like." "Wait, what's disappearing?" " Peoples." " Peoples?" "Yeah, peoples." "Peoples are just starting to sparkle up, and poof, and they vanish." "And we don't even know where's to or if they's coming back." "That's it." "That's what's happening." "Lela and Tanner are the stars of the movie." " Without the stars..." " There's no movie." "It's vanishing from existence." "You guys have to go back, right away." "You have to go back into the movie, otherwise you're all just gonna disappear." " What have I done?" "I..." " Lela." "L... it's not your fault." "Okay?" "There's no way you could've known this was gonna happen." "I've gotta go back." "It's our job to be characters in a movie." "Yeah, what are you's talking about?" "What is she talking about?" "It's complicated." "I'm gonna miss you, mack." "Yeah, me, too." "You know, and, somehow, we will always be friends, even if we're in different worlds." "I know." "I just wish i didn't have to leave." " Bye, Brady." " It was great seeing you." "Yeah." "Take care of yourself, all right?" "Go get yourself home." "He's right." "We gotta get ourselves home." "Come on." " Lela:" "Bye." " Bye." "They're gone." " Um, listen." " Hey, um..." "Well, I, uh, I should get to the dance to set up." "Yeah, yeah." "I guess I'll," " I guess I'll see you there." " Yeah, I guess." "(Rock music playing)" "♪ Wandering ♪" "♪ throughout the inner space of yesterdays ♪" "♪ I never thought that I would lose my way ♪" "♪ it's such a shame ♪" "♪ I don't know what to say ♪" " (music stops)" " Man:" "All right, everybody." "The band's taking a break." "We'll be back in 15." " (Chattering) - (Slow music playing)" "Here's a little something to slow it down." "♪ Whoa, oh ♪" "♪ whoa, oh ♪" "♪ if I smile ♪" "♪ dancing alone for a while ♪" "♪ would you rescue me?" "♪" "♪ and if I fall ♪ hey, do you..." "Do you wanna, um... ♪ Hoping it's in your arms ♪" " ♪ I know, know, know ♪" " I don't know." "♪ You'll rescue me ♪" "I'd love to dance." "♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪" "♪ darling, rescue me ♪" "♪ whoa, whoa, whoa ♪" "♪ won't you please rescue me ♪" "♪ if I smile ♪" "♪ dancing alone for awhile ♪" " ♪ oh, whoa ♪ - what's up, dude?" "You know, school dances aren't usually my scene, but this fruit punch is actually pretty nectar." "♪ If I fall ♪" "♪ I'm hoping it's in your arms ♪" "♪ I know, know, know ♪ you all right, dude?" "Yeah, I'm good." "Guessing things aren't totally simpatico." "With the little beach bunny?" "Yeah." "Things are a little not simpatico." "I'm wondering how i can make things not not simpatico, you know?" "Beats me, bro." "But I'm pretty sure it doesn't involve standing in a corner and bumming oneself out." " ♪ If I smile ♪ - you good, man?" " Yeah." " All right." "♪ Dancing alone for a while ♪" "♪ oh, whoa ♪" "♪ would you rescue me?" "♪" "(surf music playing)" "You." "Tanner, what are you doing here?" "A... are you crazy?" "The movie's vanishing." "You're all in danger." "We're here for you, Brady." "For... for me?" "You and mack." "It was Tanner's idea." "The way I see it is it's not right that things aren't right with you two." "So we came to help make things right." "Er, help you make things right." " Right?" " Right." "Isn't it amazing to hear him like this?" "I mean, he's caring about somebody other than himself." "Oh, it's fantastic." "Brady, do you remember when we were doing that worry thing about Lela and mack?" "Well, we forgot something important." "Something really important." "See, we have a word in our world, too." "It's called confidence." "And it's spelled k-o-n... fidence." "Actually, no, you need to remember it, because you're a good surfer and a great friend, and you make cool things." "What I'm trying to say is you're an amazing guy, and the only person keeping you from realizing it is you." "You... you came back for us?" "You risked everything." "Some things are worth the risk." "You know what, Tanner?" "You're exactly right." "I can do this." "Yeah." "Hey, man, can I play a song real fast?" "Dope." "Thanks, man." "Hey, bro." "Okay, I need something really upbeat," " like, kick snare... crazy." " Yeah!" " Mm-hm." " Cool?" "(Rock music playing)" "(Cheering)" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ come on ♪" "♪ you and me are meant to be ♪" "♪ like a brand new board and the awesomest wave ♪" "♪ the thing is, honey, I'm unique ♪" "♪ forever chillin' and trying to catch some rays ♪" "♪ without you I sing the blues ♪" "♪ instead of rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ so I'm hopin' you miss me, too ♪" "♪ and you're down with who I am ♪" "♪ since I broke the mold ♪" "♪ march to the beat ♪" "♪ I march to the beat, gonna do my thing ♪" "♪ march to the beat ♪" "♪ I march to the beat, gonna do my thing ♪" "♪ come on and feel this beat, 'cause I gotta be me ♪" "♪ yeah, let it move those feet, it'll set you free ♪" "♪ come on, ya need to see that I gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ come on and feel this beat, 'cause I gotta be me ♪" "♪ yeah, let it move those feet, it'll set you free ♪" "♪ come on, ya need to see that I gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ like you, I'm original ♪" "♪ trying to move this world from where it's at ♪" "♪ you're laid back and I get stressed ♪" "♪ yet whenever we're together, we're more than that ♪" "♪ my motto's seize the day and night ♪" "♪ and yours is let's go with the flow ♪" "♪ that's no reason to say good-bye ♪" "♪ not if you're fast enough for a girl on the go ♪" "♪ march to the beat ♪" "♪ I march to the beat, gonna do my thing ♪" "♪ march to the beat ♪" "♪ I march to the beat, gonna do my thing ♪" "♪ come on and feel this beat, 'cause I gotta be me ♪" "♪ yeah, let it move those feet, it'll set you free ♪" "♪ come on, you need to see that I gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ come on and feel this beat, 'cause I gotta be me ♪" "♪ yeah let it move those feet, it'll set you free ♪" "♪ come on, you need to see that I gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "(cheering)" "(Cheering)" "(Cheering)" "♪ March to the beat ♪" "♪ I march to the beat, gonna do my thing ♪" "♪ march to the beat ♪" "♪ I march to the beat, gonna do my thing ♪" "♪ come on and feel this beat, 'cause I gotta be me, yeah ♪" "♪ let it move those feet, that'll set you free ♪" "♪ come on, you need to see that I got to be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ come on and feel this beat, 'cause I gotta be me ♪" "♪ yeah, let it move those feet, that'll set you free ♪" "♪ come on, you need to see that I got to be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ ba-da-ba, dum-dum, ding-ding, dang-dang ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ ba-da-ba, dum-dum, ding-ding, dang-dang ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ ba-da-ba, dum-dum, ding-ding, dang-dang ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ ba-da-ba, dum-dum, ding-ding, da-dang-dang ♪" "(guitar riff)" " (Cheering) - (Drum solo)" "Crowd:" "Whoa!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪ crowd:" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Ha ha!" "Hey!" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "♪ I gotta be, gotta be, gotta, gotta be me ♪" "I guess I literally fell for you, huh?" "Okays, I hate to ruin this beautiful moment, but we got to get back to whatever's on the other side of that terrifying watery stuff." "He means the ocean." "Yeah, what she said." "Guys, he's right." "We got to get out of here before another one of us..." "Oh, no." "Oh, no, no, no." "(Ding)" " Vanishes!" " Butchy!" " He's gone." " With the necklace." "Guys, there's... there's nothing here but nothing." "This is happening." "How do we make this all right?" "How do we get back before we all vanish?" "Wait, when you guys first came to our world, you didn't have the necklace, 'cause I hadn't given it to you, yet." "How did you get there then?" "You ready?" "Let's do it." " (Overlapping chatter)" " Cheechee:" "There they is!" "We got to do something before we all start to disappear." "Just like butchy." "We don't have a lot of time." " This surfboard will take you home." " Are you sure?" "Yeah." "I sure hope so." "Here." "All right." "Go paddle out and catch a really big wave." " Oh, no." " There's no surf." "How can you surf if there's no surf?" "Well, you can't." "Uh, oh, no." "Oh, no!" "(Ding)" "Oh, no!" "(Ding)" "Oh, no." "Uh-oh." "Whoa." " Good luck, guys." " (Ding)" "Tanner." "We're the only ones left." "We have to go." "Now." "Otherwise, we're gonna disappear and the movie will be gone forever." "But how?" "You need waves to surf." "Tanner, remember when you told me you've never made anything?" "Yeah?" "I need you to help me make something." "Okay." "Okay." "Here." "Take these pliers right here, and you're gonna put it under the emblem and you're gonna pry it off, okay?" "Awesome." "Come on, mack." "We gotta go." " Where?" " To my house." " Under there, and I'll pull up, okay?" " Okay." " Brady!" "Brady!" " Yeah?" "I thought we were going to your house." "Just, come on." "(Both panting)" "(Muttering)" "Okay, um, glue." "Where's the glue?" "Where's the glue?" "Brady, what is this place?" "It's my workshop slash chill out space." "And all of those?" "Surfboards." " And you made them?" " Uh-huh." "It's not as hard as it looks." "Actually, it's pretty hard." "Yes!" "Okay." "This was your secret." "Yeah." "I've been making surfboards." "But not just any surfboards." "Boards that do what other boards don't." "And why couldn't you tell me that?" "Because, mack, you're so together." "College, your oceanography club." "You've got a vision for your life and your future." "I just thought that," "I don't know, you wouldn't respect it." "Brady, this is incredible." "My grandfather has made boards his whole life." "It's an art." "And what you're doing here," "(sighs)" "This is a vision for your life." "You really think so?" "Yeah, I do." "Good, 'cause..." "I've been building this one for us." "Remember in the summer when we couldn't surf 'cause there were no waves?" "I had this idea that..." "What if you could surf with no waves?" "This surfboard has a motor built inside it." "So you can surf when there's no surf!" "Exactly." "No matter what." "Any time." "Brady, it's beautiful." "If this baby works..." "We might have a shot at getting Tanner and Lela home." " Let's do it." " Brady." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry you felt like you had to hide this from me." "You know what really matters about our future?" "No secrets." "Done." " Let's go." " Okay." "Look at that." "We did it!" "Brady:" "Guys!" "Guys!" "We got the emblem off it." "Hey, it's... this is the hydro-lithium board." "The one that can surf by itself." "The board that can surf by itself!" "Exactly!" "Here, I've got this tire glue that should do the trick." "Okay." "Okay, help me, Tanner." "We gotta get this board in the water." "Come on." "Let's go." " Will you grab that end?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " You got it?" " Yeah." "You okay?" "Brady, do you know where we are?" "(Chuckles) Yeah." "We're at dolphin's cove." "Where we met." "Brady, if this doesn't work, and Lela and Tanner vanish and the whole movie never even existed, then doesn't that mean th-that we never even met?" "If they don't make it, then we won't even know each other." "Hey, hey, hey." "It's okay." "How could I ever forget you?" "♪ You're my someone who is lovely ♪" "♪ you are wonderful and true ♪" "♪ and you're the boy who makes me smile ♪" "♪ even when I'm feeling blue ♪" "♪ I'm so lucky that I found you ♪" "♪ most definitely ♪" "♪ oh, yeah ♪" "♪ not a phony or a fake ♪" "♪ sweeter than a chocolate shake ♪" "♪ my meant to be ♪" "♪ 'cause when it's meant to be ♪" "♪ you go kind of crazy ♪" "♪ meant to be, you forget your own name ♪" "♪ when it's meant to be ♪" "♪ it's destiny calling ♪" "♪ and nothing ever will be the same ♪" "♪ our eyes meet ♪" "♪ so sweet ♪" "♪ and I couldn't ask for more ♪" "♪ this is real ♪" "♪ the way I feel ♪" "♪ is something I've never felt before ♪" "♪ when it's meant to be ♪" "♪ the stars seem to glisten ♪" "♪ meant to be, all the clouds depart ♪" "♪ when it's meant to be ♪" "♪ it's destiny calling ♪" "♪ and if you listen, you'll find your heart ♪" "I guess this really is good-bye this time." "Thanks for everything, man." "Honestly." "Thanks for coming." "We needed it." "You're welcome, Brady." "Hey, I'm really glad i got to see you again, Lela." "I am, too." "I'll never forget you." "Again. (Chuckles)" "Me neither." "Lela, listen to me." "When you get back to your world, it doesn't have to be the way it was." "Okay?" "You can start a math club." "Or... or create a new type of lip gloss." "You can do whatever you want." "Change the movie." "Make it your story." "Think I can change the movie?" "You can do it." "Thank you." "I will." "Here." "I'll treasure it forever." "Lela, we have to go." "Be right back." "Brady:" "Okay, guys stand up." "Okay, make sure you bend your knees when you ride this thing or else you're gonna fall right off." "Tanner, you hold the t-bar." "Lela, you hold Tanner's waist super, super tight or else you're gonna fall." " Okay." " You guys good?" " Good luck." " Bye, Brady." "Bye, guys." "Bye, Brady." "(Engine sputters)" " Brady, what's wrong?" " Whoa." "What is it?" "I don't know." "Come on." "What?" "The hatch won't open." "Lela:" "Brady, we've gotta go now." "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "Brady, it's happening." "(Engine sputters)" "I can't get it." "I need my tool kit." "I need a small, little screwdriver." "I can't get in there with my fingers." " I..." "I need some help." " Okay, Brady, Brady." "Try this." " Please hurry." " We've got to go!" "Please work." " You ready?" " Tanner:" "Go!" "Come on, baby." "Mack:" "Brady, if this doesn't work, and Lela and Tanner vanish and the whole movie never existed, then doesn't that mean we never even met?" "If they don't make it, then we won't even know each other." "(Echoing) Know each other." "Know each other." "Yo!" "Bro-heim!" "Was I right or was I right, dude?" "I told you." "Night body-surfing?" " Mondo spiritual, right?" " I don't know, man." "It was super flat." "And freezing." "I didn't catch a single thing, except maybe a cold." " My bad, dude." " It's all good." "Hey, you ready to roll?" " Yeah, let's do this." " Cool, man." "Night body-surfing is still cool, though." "Yeah, yeah." "Hey, what's going on here?" "Devon:" "It's that save the beach dance." "There were flyers at school." "They're gonna project a movie?" "That looks super awesome." "You want to crash it?" "When have you known me to pass up on a possible fiesta?" " Never." " Let's do this." "♪ Find out nothing's real ♪" "♪ trampoline ♪" "♪ it's always up and down, no in-between ♪" "♪ you're either loving or you're hating me ♪" "Spencer:" "There you go." "Thanks, guys." "And they should each be in batches of ten." "And there should be at least 100 all together." "Some of them went rogue, so you're going to have to re-tie them with the yellow string..." " Can we help you guys?" " Boy:" "Two tickets, please." "Oh." " Thanks." " Make good choices." "Mack!" "Where have you been?" "I just needed some air." "Oh, sales are through the roof." " You're a genius." "People love the theme." " Girl:" "Two tickets, please." "Hey, hey, hey." "Party for one for the big shindig tonight." "Boy:" "Hey, Devon!" "What's up?" "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I got to ask, what's with the big screen and the outfits?" "It's a fundraiser." "Yeah, we're saving the beach." "It's a 1962 beach movie party." "Cool." "What movie are you going to play?" "Lela:" "Queen of the beach." "Nice." " You've never heard of it?" " No, I've heard of it." "Everyone's heard of it." "So, then we agree that it's the awesomest movie every made." "I'm not sure awesomest is a real word." "And even if it was," "I'm not sure that movie is exactly my jam." "But that movie was totally ahead of its time." "It's the reason I love to surf." "You surf?" "Of course." "Cool." "(Laughs) Okay, how about this?" "You take a ticket, save the beach, and if you don't totally dig it," "I'll buy you a mango smoothie." "I do love mangoes." "Then you're gonna win either way." "Thanks." "Oh, hi." " Have fun." " Yo." "Speaking of mangoes," "I'm gonna go talk to Morgan." " See you, dude." " See you." "Okay, mack, you are gonna do so good." "This is so exciting." "And it's not as scary as you think." "It's only a little bit more scary than you think." " Just be calm and..." " Alyssa." "Alyssa." " Okay, okay." " Just have fun." " Okay?" " Thank you." " Oh, hey." "Here." " Thank you." " Spencer:" "Alyssa, come on." " Oh." "Hi." "Thank you guys so much for coming." "It really does mean a lot." "And now, the moment we have all be waiting for," "Lela:" "Queen of the beach!" "(Music playing)" "Alyssa." "(Cheers and applause)" "(Cheers intensify)" "♪ Queen of the beach ♪" "♪ queen of the beach ♪" "♪ queen of the beach ♪" "♪ queen of the beach ♪" "(crowd cheering)" "(Surf rock playing)" "♪ And there's a fresh breeze headed down the beach ♪" "♪ saving me from the heat ♪" "♪ a new beginning on a wave of endless possibilities ♪" "♪ I feel a good change coming around the bend ♪" "♪ can't help but move my feet ♪" "♪ it's a different story 'cause I changed the end ♪" "♪ I make my own destiny ♪" "♪ I make my own destiny ♪" "♪ I make my own destiny ♪" "♪ I make my own destiny ♪" "♪ dancin' and-a howling, shakin' and-a shouting ♪" "♪ overflowing' like a soda fountain ♪" "♪ movin' and-a groovin', everything is new ♪" "♪ when I take your hand and I dance with you ♪" "♪ let me show you how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪ really?" "Come on." "Sometimes you just gotta spontaneously break into song." "Right?" "♪ My only job is to surf all day ♪" "♪ I only wanna work on my tan ♪" "♪ I gotta live life in my own way ♪" "♪ I take my chances in the sand ♪" "♪ gonna party down till the sun comes up ♪" "♪ rockin' and we're ready to go ♪" "♪ anything can happen, our time has come ♪" "♪ come on, let's start the show ♪" "♪ come on, let's start the show ♪" "♪ dancin' and-a howling, shakin' and-a shouting ♪" "♪ overflowing' like a soda fountain ♪" "♪ movin' and-a groovin', everything is new ♪" "♪ when I take your hand and I dance with you ♪" "♪ gonna show you how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "so do the milkshake!" "Do the jelly belly!" "Do the hoo-ha!" "Give 'em a knuckle sandwich." "Pow!" "And the wiggle worm!" " Do the angry gorilla!" " Hoo, hoo, hoo!" "Praying mantis." "Namaste." "And don't forget the kitchen sink!" "All:" "Oh, Tanner!" "(Laughing)" "♪ I take your hand and I dance with you ♪" "♪ let me show you how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ that's how we do ♪" "♪ how we do ♪" "♪ that's how we do ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "I'm mack." "I'm Brady." "(Surf music playing)" "♪ Bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ bubba bubba bubble up ♪" "♪ poppa poppa poppa LA ♪" "♪ sparka sparka rattley do ♪" "♪ fizza fizza fizza LA ♪" "♪ wizza wizza wizza LA ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ booma booma, that's how we do ♪" "♪ that's how we do ♪" "♪ how we do ♪" "♪ that's how we do ♪" "♪ yeah ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "(Rock music playing)" "♪ Hey ♪" "♪ yeah, the same old scenery ♪" "♪ ain't round here waitin' for me ♪" " ♪ anymore ♪ - ♪ anymore ♪" " ♪ oh, anymore ♪ - ♪ anymore ♪" "♪ I'm onto somethin' new ♪" "♪ what I had before is out the door and it just won't do ♪" "♪ gonna switch it up to a different view ♪" "♪ sometimes you gotta take a chance, take a risk ♪" "♪ find out everything out there that you missed ♪" " ♪ and start over ♪ - ♪ start over ♪" "♪ yeah, gotta hit re-send, begin again ♪" "♪ ain't never goin' back to where I've been ♪" "♪ whoa, whoa, I'm startin' over ♪" "♪ yeah, I'm gonna reboot, retool, check my flow ♪" "♪ keep moving along till i get where I want to go ♪" "♪ whoa, whoa, 'cause i been there, done that ♪" "♪ ain't lookin' over my shoulder ♪" "♪ I'm startin' over ♪" "♪ yeah, gotta hit re-send, begin again ♪" "♪ ain't never goin' back to where I've been ♪" "♪ whoa, whoa, I'm startin' over ♪" "♪ yeah, I'm gonna reboot, retool, check my flow ♪" "♪ keep movin' along till i get where I want to go ♪" "♪ whoa, whoa, 'cause i been there, done that ♪" "♪ ain't lookin' over my shoulder ♪" " oh, yeah." " ♪ I'm startin' over ♪" " ♪ whoa!" "♪ - ♪ yeah!" "♪"
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"It's pretty exciting, huh?" "It's just after-school soccer camp." "It's your last soccer camp before you're a freshman here." "High school?" "Freshman?" "Nothing." "Well, I'm excited." "Awesome for you." "Jeff?" "Mom, I'm not nervous about next year." "Well, obviously not, 'cause you're jumping down my throat for no reason." "Okay." "I guess I'm a little nervous." "Will you give this check to Coach Ryan?" "No, you can give it to him." "Aren't you mortified to be seen with your mother?" "When I was 10, maybe." "Oh!" " Does Coach Ryan still teach biology?" " Yeah." "So maybe you'll have him next year." "Sophomore biology." "Ah." "Gotcha." "But he said his door was always open if I ever needed anything." "That was nice of him." "Yeah, he's a pretty good guy." "I mean, everybody loves him." "He's, like, the best teacher at Palm Glade High." "Yeah, and he's not usually late, either." "Um, will you give him this?" "I got to get to work." "Yeah." "All right." "Later, mom." "Bye." "Bye." "Help!" "Hurry!" "Someone call 911!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Uh, I don't know." "Why don't you stay here, though." "Somebody call 911!" "Hurry!" "My God!" "Oh, my God!" "Hurry!" "What's going on?" "!" "The coach!" "The coach has been shot!" "Jeff, stay here!" "Call 911!" "What?" "Coach?" "Coach, can you hear me?" "Coach?" "Damn it." "One, two, three." "Coach?" "Coach!" "Damn it!" "Coach!" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven." "Everybody, stay where you are for a second!" "♪ The Glades 2x09 ♪ Iron Pipeline Original Air Date on August 7, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "All right." "Hey." "Hey." "Thanks." "Uh, what happened?" "I don't know." "I was just dropping Jeff off at soccer camp, and these runners were waving around like something was wrong." " Did they see anything?" " They said they didn't." "They just found coach underneath the bleachers." "And I tried to resuscitate him, but he was already dead." "Hey." "You all right?" "I've know Coach Ryan since Jeff was 8 years old." "I mean, he's a good guy." "He's one of the most popular teachers here." "Is Jeff all right?" "He's pretty upset." "I mean, he hasn't really said anything." "That can't be good." "Coach Ryan kind of took him under his wing when his dad first went in, and I know that he was looking forward to seeing a friendly face once he started freshman year." "Guy took one right to the pump." "Single shot, close range." "Exit wound -- about this big." "What?" "She knew the victim." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "That's okay." "I'm just -- I'm worried about Jeff." "Well, open field, classes still in session." "Someone must have heard or seen something." "Yeah, one of the parents did." "Uh, earlier in the day, they said that some students were talking about a freshman bringing a gun to school." "This freshman have a name?" "Shane Wyatt." "Honey." "The police are here to speak to you." "For what?" "What's wrong?" "I'm sure you've heard." "Coach Ryan was shot to death on your campus today." "Yeah." "Yeah, we heard." "Well, some of the kids said that you brought a gun with you today." "What?" "Shane!" "Mom, no." "I mean, I-it -- it wasn't real, okay?" "It just -- it looked real." "What are you bringing any kind of a gun to school for?" "!" "Mrs. Wyatt, I'm sorry." "Do you mind?" "But you did bring a gun." "I-it was just a pellet gun." "Can I see it?" "Okay." "There's another way we can do this." "Dr. Sanchez is gonna give you a GSR test." "That stands for "Gunshot residue,"" "and that'll tell us whether or not you fired a gun recently." "A real one." "Hey, guy." "Don't you need, like, a warrant or something for this?" "I'm sorry." "You are...?" " Blake." "I'm Shane's cousin." " Right." "Yeah, Blake, honey, he does have a warrant." "Right- or left-handed?" " Left." " Let's go with the right first." "Right hand, please." "Relax." "Oh, Shane." "When we finally got his hand to stop shaking, the GSR test came back positive." "He's definitely fired a gun." "Well, that's enough for me to get a search warrant to search his locker." "He may have stashed it in there, along with evidence suggesting why he targeted Coach Ryan." "What caliber are we looking for?" "A .38 according to the slug and casing" "I recovered at the scene." "Okay." "Well?" "Well, what?" "Are you gonna stand out here all day, or are you gonna go in there and get a confession?" "Ohh, sometimes I really hate my job." "How you doing?" "Yeah, not good, I'm sure, especially after the day you've had, huh?" "Look, Shane, I really don't want to have to make this any harder on you than I have to, but you're gonna have to start telling me the truth about what happened." "I-it wasn't even a real gun." "Starting with that." "We know you fired a gun." "We know that you don't have a gun, any gun, to show us that will prove or disprove that it was or it wasn't a pellet gun." "I threw it in the canal behind the flood channels." "A .38?" "Yeah." "What happened here?" "I'm gonna go with bullying?" "Like, a good reason to take a gun to a school, show someone that you're not to be messed with?" "Okay." "That doesn't really tell us how or why Coach Ryan got shot, but it's a start." "Maybe I should be talking to the kid who's bullying you." "No." "I mean, there -- there is..." "No bully, per se." "Like, I mean, they -- they all just sort of pick on me, like, all the time." "Yeah, look." "Oh, I get it." "Freshman year is hard enough, and, you know, you're a little small for your age." "It just hardly seems fair." "I just wanted them to leave me alone." "I..." "I just wanted to show them so they would stop." "Was there no one at the school you could go to with this?" "A teacher, maybe?" "Coach Ryan?" "He heard about the gun." "He said..." "He knew what I was going through, but that he didn't want me to do anything that I would regret for the rest of my life." "He grabbed the backpack, and we fought over the gun." "It just went off." "I-I didn't mean to shoot him, okay?" "I swear." "I liked Coach Ryan." "Where did you get the gun, Shane?" "I bought it." "You bought it?" "Yeah, at a..." "Sporting-goods store." "Wait." "A sporting-goods store sold you a gun?" "I got it at a flea market." "A flea market?" "So, what do you say?" "Two for $50." "I'm not sure about that." "$47.50." "Uh, no, thank you." "I'm here all day." "Take care." "Okay." "Hey-de-hey." "Help you with something today?" "Yeah." "And, uh, hey-de-hey to you." "And maybe." "Yeah." "Beretta." "Nice piece." "Yeah." "Nice-looking, anyway." "A little on the tiny side." "How not tiny are you looking for?" "Oh, you know." "Not tiny at all." "I don't usually put this out front for what should be obvious reasons." "Uh-huh." "Something like this not tiny enough for you?" "Wow." "That is impressive." "Yeah." "Well, these are from my personal collection." "You hearing me?" "And, just so you know, I'll need payment in cash." "You know, no offense, but, um, I'm required by law to ask you if you have any kind of police record." "I do, actually." "Yeah, most closures in a single year, 85% arrest-to-conviction rate." "Or is it 84%?" "No, no. 85%." "Yeah." "Oh." "You meant criminal record." "No, Clay, that's all you." "Two petty theft convictions." "Big damn whoop." "And as you know, I'm allowed to sell my personal collection of firearms." "Not to a minor." "I didn't sell to a minor." "Anyone who says otherwise is a liar." "Well, how about the minor you sold it to who just accidentally shot his teacher?" "You think I sold a gun to this little munchkin?" "Mm-hmm." "I look like that big a dummy to you?" "You sell semi-automatic weapons at an abandoned drive-in -- so, yeah," "I'd say you look like that big a dummy." "This sounds like a classic case of his word against mine." "And seeing as I have no reason to risk prison by selling a gun to what is obviously a troubled kid," "I think I'll stick to my story." "Now, you want it or not?" "The A.K." "You know what?" "I think I'll just wait till we seize it when we arrest your ass for selling guns to a minor." "We searched Shane Wyatt's locker and didn't find the gun, but we did find a box of ammunition." "With a receipt from Gerry's Sporting Goods store." "The receipt was time-stamped, so it made finding the footage a breeze." "The bullets weren't sold to Shane Wyatt." "That's Blake Wyatt, Shane's cousin." "All right." "Call Jim and meet him at the cousin's house." "Okay." "What is that?" "Is that his television?" "I had a neighbor like this once." "This is how you got to do it." "Yo!" "Let's go!" "Open up!" "Good, huh?" "Stand back." "Yeah." "Hey, so, um, I was thinking maybe I could take tomorrow off and we could rent some WaveRunners, go up the coast." "We haven't done that in a while." "Mom, I've got school." "Right." "I know, honey." "I was just thinking we could take the day off." "I-I have a huge test tomorrow." "Okay." "Right." "I just want to make sure you're okay, that's all." "I mean, it's pretty upsetting." " I'm upset." " Okay." "Mom, look, I'm fine." "Okay?" "I'm f-- I'm fine." "It's Kyle." "Hey, man." "What's up?" "Yeah." "No sign of forced entry, so Blake probably knew the killer." "Glass on the outside means the attack probably happened in there." "Took two bullets, center mass." "Neighbors didn't hear anything because of the blaring movie on the television." "Well, it didn't look like any robbery to me." "Well, if it was, the robber's an idiot." "I found this in a shoe box at the back of his closet." "My best guess, all $50s?" "I'd say in the neighborhood of 60 grand." "A 21-year-old part-time ticket-taker at the Cineplex with $60,000 cash?" "Want to make a guess where the money came from?" "Shane bought that gun from the flea market, right?" "Daniel, our flea-market entrepreneur," " Clay Malone, he's in the system, right?" " Yeah." "Check and see if his prints are on that money." "You got it." "Colleen?" "I ran a background check on Shane's cousin, Blake Wyatt." "He's the registered owner of over 100 guns." "Yeah, well, no guns here." "Just 60 grand in cash." "Here you go." "Thanks." "Really?" "Well, that makes sense." "I spoke to my contact at ATF who said that Blake is on their radar as a new up-and-comer in the black market." "Yeah, he's suspected of selling new and stolen guns to felons and gang members." "And flea-market entrepreneurs?" "Where'd he buy the 100 guns?" "Same place he bought the box of bullets " "Gerry's Sporting Goods." "Gerry Whitlock?" " FDLE?" " Yeah." "Can I help you?" "You know a Blake Wyatt?" "Blake?" "Yeah." "He's a customer." "Was a customer." "And apparently a very good one." "We just found him shot to death in his apartment." "You want to tell me why you recently sold him 100 guns?" "Because he wanted 100 guns." "And I wasn't gonna turn down that kind of an order, not with the big chain stores breathing down my neck." "So just free enterprise, huh?" "Well, I'm just struggling to keep my doors open as it is." "Well, unfortunately, one of those guns may have ended up in the hands of a 15-year-old kid who accidentally killed his teacher." "What?" "Well, now, that's terrible." "But it's got nothing to do with me." "Or maybe it does." "According to the ATF," "Blake Wyatt was an up-and-comer in the black-market iron trade." "We just found $60,000 in his apartment but not one sign of those 100 guns that you sold him." "I don't know nothing about no illegal iron trade." "People just like guns." "They collect them." "None of my business why he wanted that many." "Or maybe it was your business, and you and Blake were in it together." "Well, you can't sell guns to felons 'cause the ATF monitors your books, right?" "But you could beat the system by selling to a collector who then, in turn, could sell it on to the felons at a huge mark-up." "If Blake was re-selling the guns he bought from me to felons, then maybe he got what he had coming to him." "Or maybe you made sure he did, thinking that Blake might panic with the whole teacher-shooting thing and rat you out." "So you killed him." "You got the wrong guy, Detective." "I run a legitimate business." "Who just so happens to sell 100 guns to a 21-year-old kid." "Legally." "Daniel." "I need you to run financials on a Gerry Whitlock." "Yeah." "And his sporting-goods store." "Legally for now." "But if I find the gun that killed coach Ryan and forever changed the life of Shane Wyatt and I link it back to you," "I'll make putting you behind bars for the rest of your life the reason I get up every morning." "You have yourself a good day." "Shane Wyatt was arraigned in juvenile court an hour ago." "He's back home now with his mother." "Well, with his cousin dead, any change to the story about where the gun came from?" "No." "No, he's still saying he got it at the flea market." "Eh, it's still just a "He said, he said."" "Yeah, well, look." "Let's give the boy a couple of days." "What, with the school shooting and his cousin's murder, no doubt he has a lot of things to sort out." "Well..." "Speaking of, I just finished Blake Wyatt's autopsy." "Ooh." "Time of death?" "I'd say between 4:00 and 5:00 p.m." "4:00 and 5:00 p.m. hey, hey, hey, hey." "I better not see any new flat-screens in your apartment anytime soon, all right?" "Or I'll know exactly where you got the money." "What?" "Oh." "No, I'm, uh, checking this into the evidence room." "And I need you to check all the traffic cams around Blake Wyatt's apartment." "See if any car registered to store owner Gerry Whitlock or our flea-market genius, Clay Malone, was in the vicinity between 4:00 and 5:00 p.m." "Will do." "And as you suspected, the lab found" "Clay Malone's fingerprints all over this money." "Which means he had to be doing business with Blake Wyatt." "But Blake Wyatt was buying new, registered guns at the sporting-goods store." "Clay Malone only sold used guns from his private collection." ""Used" as in previously owned by Blake Wyatt for the time that it took him to buy them from Gerry's Sporting Goods, then file off the serial numbers, and then sell them on to Clay Malone as "stolen,"" "because felons will pay up to 10 times the retail price for something that they can't buy legally and something that can't be traced back to them." "But Blake's dead and Clay's already shut you down." "Good luck proving that little theory." "Hmm." "Uh, that's supposed to go to the evidence room." "That's where I'm taking it." "Hey, Ed." "Hey..." "Detective." "I don't see you down here in evidence much." "To what do I owe the pleasure?" "Just need you to, uh, put this into evidence for me -- 60 grand." "Oh." "Okay." "And I need to check something out." "Check something out?" "Yeah." "Some stolen weapons." " On whose authority?" " Mine." "You don't have authority." "Come on." "I'll have them back to you in a couple of hours." "No." "You don't understand." "I'm in charge of these weapons." "They don't leave my possession until they're destroyed by the state of Florida, following the successful conviction of whoever used them in the commission of a crime." "So what you're saying is these guns, under no circumstances, ever, ever leave your possession?" "Yes, sir." "That's what I'm saying." "I don't think I can do this." "You're doing fine." "W-why'd you stop?" "Don't stop." "What if I blow this?" "If you blow it, he'll probably put a bullet right between your eyes." "Ed, I'm kidding, okay?" "Just -- you know what?" "Walk." "Just walk." "Hey." "I help you with something?" "Well, actually," "I thought that I might help you." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I heard that this was a place where I might..." "Lighten my load." "Lighten your load?" "If you don't cut the weird shit," "I'll do more than lighten your load." "Yeah, well, I'm all stocked up on firearms." "He's negotiating, Ed." "Just say "Fine" and walk away." "Fine." "Now, wait up." "Wait up." "Might as well see what you got, right?" "Well, no." "Not here, dummy." "Now, remember, you have to let him know that the guns are stolen." "Yeah, I will." "Huh?" "...Add that all of my merchandise is top-quality and completely untraceable." "Whew." "Stolen?" "I don't buy stolen." "Did I say stolen?" "Yeah." "Fair enough." "Okay, I'll take the Glock, the Sig, and the two A.K. shorties." "Give you three bills per." "That do you?" "That's only $1,200." "Well, yeah." "I'm taking all the risk." "Ed." "Fine." "Aah!" "What the hell?" "Really?" "You're gonna pull a gun on an officer of the court?" "He drawed down on me first." "This is entrapment, pure and simple." "Or you could realize you had drawed down on FDLE's finest and thank your lucky stars you're not dead." "Head between your knees, Ed." "Don't forget to breathe." "Seriously?" "Hey, Colleen!" "You used Ed Vickers undercover?" "I did." "Yeah." "He did fine, by the way." "Does he look fine to you?" "He looks okay to me." "Yeah." "See, Ed Vickers doesn't smoke." "Look, see?" "He's even getting his color back." "And we did get Clay Malone." "Yeah, I had Daniel look into Clay's finances." "He's involved in a number of cash-only, off-the-books businesses." "Like selling guns to anyone with a fistful of dollars?" "You think he killed Blake Wyatt?" "Well, he certainly wanted to kill Ed Vickers, so I think he would." "Did the FDLE divers find the gun that Shane Wyatt threw into the canals behind the flood channels?" "Not yet." "They're still looking." "Hey, Ed." "Okay, can we agree now that you are that big a dummy?" "Holding an FDLE officer at gunpoint?" "A guy comes into my place of business with a duffel full of guns." "I'm well within my rights to defend myself." "That's very good." "Defending yourself against Ed Vickers?" "You saw his I.D., and you panicked." "I saw the murderous look in his eye, and I had no way of knowing his intent." "That's my statement, and that's what my attorney's gonna argue at my bond hearing." "Is there anything else you'd like to cover until he gets here?" "I know what you're about, Clay." "You like your businesses in cash and your freedoms unfettered from the long arm of the law, a law that you skirt by calling stolen weapons your "Private collection"" "so you can skip all those pesky background checks that keeps weapons out of the hands of felons and violent offenders." "I've never sold a gun to a felon." "You can't prove that I have." "Yeah, but I'm working on it." "And as soon as I find the gun that Shane Wyatt used to accidentally kill his teacher and prove that you're, uh, buying stolen weapons and selling them as your "Private collection,"" "I'll make sure you get 10 years for that and 20 years for murder." "Accidental death ain't murder." "I'm not talking about accidental death." "I'm talking about the murder of Blake Wyatt." "Whose $60,000 that we found in his apartment had your fingerprints all over it." "I didn't kill Blake." "He was your straw man, buying weapons for you however he could -- legally, illegally -- until one of those weapons ends up in the hands of his cousin, Shane." "And rather than risk Blake cutting a deal on you when all that came to light, you went with your first instinct -- kill Blake, keep your ass out of jail." "First off, smart guy, I'd rather blow a hole in my head than see the inside of a prison cell." "And if I did kill Blake, why didn't I just walk out of there with $60,000, huh?" "Because, "Smart guy," as we've already established..." "You are that big a dummy." "Hey." "I didn't know you were working today." "Oh, 'cause I'm not." "I'm just dropping off a copy of my nursing license and filling out some paperwork." "Hmm." "How's Jeff holding up?" "He's still not talking about it." "Hmm." "That's not good." "No." "He needs to." "He doesn't really transition well, and I know he was looking forward to seeing Coach Ryan when he started freshman year." "You know Addy, my oldest, had her own issues about starting high school." "Trust me, there were a lot of nights filled with tears -- mostly mine." "But it got easier once she got in with friends who were sophomores and juniors, kids who already knew the ins and outs of life at Palm Glade High." "Unfortunately, Jeff doesn't know any sophomores or juniors." "Hmm." "Are you sure about that?" "I need to speak to your son." "Mrs. Wyatt, I'm not the enemy here." "I'm trying to find out who killed your nephew." "Unfortunately, it may all be wrapped up with how your son got ahold of that gun yesterday." "Thank you." "How's he doing?" "How should he be doing?" "He can't sleep, he won't eat." "Kids are tweeting he's a murderer." "Where is he?" "He's alone in his room." "Can I talk to him?" "Mrs. Wyatt, this isn't your son's fault, but he will have to live with this for the rest of his life." "Getting to the truth is an important first step..." "No matter how painful it might be for you and your family." "You know, Blake was Shane's best friend, his hero." "When my husband and I were going through our divorce," "Blake was really there for his cousin." "He looked after Shane." "Like when Shane started having trouble at school, like maybe with bullies?" "Oh, Blake would never d-do anything to put Shane at risk, Detective." "I don't know anything about any...gun business." "You say he was into that." "I have to believe you." "But Blake loved my son." "And my son loved Blake." "Then help me find his killer." "Shane?" "Shane." "Honey?" "Shane?" "Shane?" "Shane!" "He's gone!" "This won't bring Coach Ryan back." "Leave me alone." "This isn't the answer, Shane." "Don't come any closer." "I mean it." "Okay." "Yeah, yeah." "I know you do." "I'm sorry..." "But I have to do this." "No, actually, you don't." "Look, what happened was tragic, yeah, but it was an accident." "You don't have to do this." "He and his wife just had a baby." "He brought her in to school one day." "She was really cute." "He was so proud of her." "Now she'll never know her dad." "Listen, uh, I know you don't believe this right now, but you will get through this." "I mean, you have your mom, you have each other, and she needs you now more than ever." "She can't lose you, too." "Okay, fine." "You don't want to listen to me, that's fine." "That's cool." "Listen to Coach Ryan." "Would he want you to jump?" "If he was here, right here, right now, would he say that you deserve this, you deserve to die?" "I mean, he came here to stop you from making a mistake, right?" "'Cause he knew your life was worth living." "He came here to stop you from throwing away your life, and he still can." "Shane..." "Don't let Coach Ryan down." "It's okay." "The AK is less expensive, but it has a lower muzzle velocity." "Now, the AR-15, on the other hand, is much more accurate." "It's built with aircraft-grade aluminum." "And best of all, it's built right here in the good ol' U.S. of A." "You think this is a game?" "I just talked a 15-year-old out of taking his own life because he killed a man with bullets bought from your store and fired, no doubt, from one of your guns." "Really?" "You need an AK-47?" "Yeah." "I have a rabbit problem." "Call an exterminator, Billy." "You sold Blake Wyatt 100 guns, which nobody seems to be able to find." "So you tell me, why shouldn't I believe that one of those guns wasn't used to kill Coach Ryan and why I shouldn't believe that you killed Blake Wyatt so you could keep this little gun-running side business a secret?" "Because maybe I don't have a gun-running side business." "Well, we ran your financials, Gerry, and guess what." "You're right." "This store is circling the drain." "But apparently you can afford a two-bedroom suite at Paradise Island and a high-stakes poker game, all paid for with cash." "Okay, okay, okay." "But it's not what you think." "My store ain't swirling the drain." "Business has actually been pretty good." "Yeah, your gun business is booming." "But if I start showing a profit like that, one of these major mega-stores is gonna set up shop across from me, and I might as well shut my doors." "Which would put some serious hurt on your ability to put together those, uh, large cash-only gun orders for people without a felony record, huh?" "No, no, no." "It's not like that, I swear it." "Okay, I cook the books a little, okay?" "You got me on that." "But I'm as upset as anybody about Coach Ryan." "I sponsored the guy." "He was a friend." "Hell, he coached both my girls." "So you either you were super pissed or guilty as hell that one of your guns took his life, so you took it out on Blake." "I didn't kill Blake Wyatt!" "And I heard the police haven't found the gun that killed Coach Ryan, either." "So how do you know the gun came from my store?" "I don't, not yet." "But I promise you I will find that gun." "And so help me God, if I find out it came from this store..." "Don't even think about it." "You'll spoil your dinner." "Yeah, what's up with the, uh, salad?" " That's, like, enough to feed an army." " We're having guests." " Who?" " Carlos." "Like, "Carlos from work" Carlos?" "Yeah, "Carlos from work" Carlos." " Why?" " Why not?" "Can you get that?" "Yeah." "Hey, Dr. Sanchez." "Hey, Jeff." "Uh, Addy, you remember Jeff from your quinceañera?" "Sure." "Hey." "Hey." "What's up?" "Um..." "Uh, yeah." "Hey, Carlos." "Hi, Addy." "You look amazing." "Oh, thank you." "Uh, wine?" "Uh, thank you." "Come on in." "Our flea-market entrepreneur, Clay Malone, made bail." "Of course he did." "Daniel's going over footage from the traffic cams around Blake's apartment from 4:00 to:00 p.m., time of death." "Gerry Whitlock is the registered owner of two cars." "Clay Malone owns one." "None of their cars appear in Blake Wyatt's neighborhood around his time of death." "I did find one odd thing, though." "This black van, license plate number Q70-413." "Okay." "What about it?" "Well, it was totaled and junked by an insurance company two years ago." "That van has no current registration." " So it shouldn't be on the road." " Right." "You said Clay had a lot of cash businesses?" "Anything to turn a buck." "Well, he sold auto parts at the flea market." "I wonder where he got them from." "You think he built that van out of parts from his junkyard?" "Well, if he does own a junkyard, it's not listed under his name " " I checked." "But the inventory of these junkyards is all computerized." "If parts from this van were ever listed as available for sale," "I can get an address." "Well, if the van was put back together and was put back together by Clay, that puts him in the same vicinity as Blake's apartment right about the time of the murder." "Check all junkyards." "Find anyone that sells parts belonging to that van." "Yeah, on it." "Oh, and call me when you get something." "Yeah." "Um..." "Don't put that in your mouth." "So, Addy," "Jeff is gonna be starting Palm Glade next year." "Any advice?" "Dad." "Jeff, do you have anything you want to ask Addy, like favorite teachers, best electives to take " "No." "No." "Nothing." "Hmm." "Uh, dessert?" "Great idea." "I'll help you clean up." "Thank you!" "Okay." "You done, honey?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Okay." "Look, I'm sorry." "This is completely lame and embarrassing." "It's okay." "I get it." "Xstation?" "Yeah." "Do you have "Wicked Speed"?" "You..." "Like "Wicked Speed"?" "Yeah." "That's awesome." "Here, come on." "Made you mess up." "Look at that." "Oh!" "I'm gonna go over." "See, no rules." "It's all or nothing here." "I'm about to take the controller out of your hand." "Oh." "You can try." "What?" "Daniel." "I-I can't hear what you're saying." "Reception's really bad." "It sounded like you said, did I find the junkyard?" "...Can't hear you." "You know what?" "Never mind." "And, yeah, I found it." "No junkyard dog." "Oh, come on." "Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." "You don't have to do this, you know!" "You can turn yourself in." "I'd say that ship has sailed!" "I will kill you, you know that, right?" "Yeah, I know." "But this ends tonight, Detective, right here." "For you or for me -- shoot or be shot!" "Kill or be killed!" "Well, that's nine." "18." "Just one." "Oh, that's just great." "And that makes 20." "And my algebra teacher said I would never amount to anything." "Drop it." "Now." "Aah!" "You idiot." "I don't want to go to jail." "Well, that's stating the obvious." "You should have just killed me, you know." "Yeah." "But then I'd have to live with that." "Trust me." "You're not worth the nightmare." "Murder and gunrunning." "For someone who hates the idea of prison, you sure have made a lot of bad choices." "I'll cop participating in the illegal gun trade, Detective." "Oh, well, that's big of you." "But murder, no way." "Blake Wyatt was a dummy, evidenced by the fact that he gave a firearm to his 15-year-old cousin." "But to all that is holy, I did not kill him!" "We saw your van in the neighborhood around the time of his murder, so..." "I was buying stolen firearms off him." "But when I left, he was very much alive." "To that I'd swear on my mother's grave!" "Blake's killer is still out there, Detective!" " We're gonna need a bigger truck." " Yeah." "Can you believe this?" "I mean, we could arm a small army with these weapons." "Or a whole bunch of bad guys." "And every single one of the serial numbers have been filed off of them." "Yeah, supplier's trying to cover his tracks." "We do everything we can to keep the guns off the street, but how are you supposed to keep up with this?" "I mean, look at this." "A crate of HK416s." "I mean, I don't even know where you go to legally to buy one of these." "I confiscated a bunch of these off of a drug bust a couple years ago." "Oh, and look at this." "A Browning Citori?" "Wow." "Do you know that ATF took down an outlaw motorcycle gang last year who gave each one of their new prospects one of these for patching in?" "Clay Malone must have one hell of a source to get this much volume and variety of weapons." "Yeah." "Daniel?" "Daniel, I need you to look into something for me." "Hey." " Hey." " How you doing?" "Yeah." "I have an idea who might have killed your cousin, Shane." "But I'm gonna need your help." "My help?" "I need the gun he gave you." "You know, the gun that he gave you to protect you from those asswipes at school?" "You didn't throw it in the canal behind the flood channels." "We've had divers searching the last couple of days, so..." "You were just trying to protect Blake, weren't you, Shane?" "Which, hey, look, I totally get." "The guy's been there for you your whole life." "You could be kind of a dick not to, wouldn't you?" "Well, this is your chance to be there for Blake, Shane." "Tell me where the gun is so I can use it to nail the guy that killed him." "Hey, Ed." "I've got another gun for you to log in." "Is it..." "from the junkyard, too?" "No, but it is the gun that set everything into motion." "What do you mean?" "It's the gun that killed Coach Ryan." "The serial numbers have been filed off just like all the others, but you know the one thing that the person that filed off those numbers didn't know?" "Hydrochloric acid can make them reappear." "I know, right?" "It's called chemical etching?" "Ballistics will prove that this .38" "was the gun that killed Coach Ryan, and it also will prove that it was used in another crime and ended up in this very evidence room." "Yeah, all the weapons from the junkyard actually have been in this room before." "The HK416s, the Browning Citoris that was confiscated from that biker gang." "And what was it you said to me?" "Um..." "Under no circumstances would any of those weapons leave your possession without being destroyed, right?" "Well, they weren't destroyed, were they, Ed?" "You put them back out onto the streets as years of large cash deposits into your bank prove." "You filed off the serial number, and you sold this gun to Blake Wyatt." "When you heard that Blake's cousin had shot a teacher, you knew that it was going to come back to Blake and he might squeal on you." "Hmm?" "So you had to do something about it, huh?" "You had to kill him." "I'll take that idiotic look on his face as a confession." "Turn around." "You know what working 14 years in this room has taught me?" "That you need to get out more?" "That it doesn't matter!" "No matter how many guns you take off the street, it doesn't matter." "That many more will just find their way back into the same hands!" "So why not make a bit of a profit?" "Is that it?" "Well, while you were figuring in this profit, did you factor in the amount of lives that you changed forever, you greedy little prick?" "Yeah." "I didn't think so." "You know what?" "Take this guy away before I use one of these on him." "All right, let's go." "Come on." "Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi." "That's the guy who killed Blake?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that's him." "What's gonna happen to Shane?" "Well, given that the shooting was an accident and he doesn't have a juvenile record and helped me find the killer," "I would say the thing that's gonna happen next is he's going to go home with you, and you guys can start putting your lives back together." "And, Shane, there's nothing anybody can say that'll make sense of what happened or ease the pain you must be going through, but just...give it time, and you and your mom can put this behind you." "Come on, baby." " Thank you." " All right." "How's Jeff doing?" "Uh, he's better." "He's talking about it now." "That's good." "Yeah." "He and Addy bonded over" ""The drama of starting high school."" "Ohh, the dramas of high school." "That can be pretty..." "Dramatic." "I think he just needed to know that there is somebody there he can reach out to." "Yeah." "Well, knowing that there's someone there for you makes all the difference in the world." "You know what?" "I could really go for a beer." "That sounds great." "Want to, uh, maybe do that?" "Yeah." "That sounds great." "♪ Don't stop even for the right thing ♪" "♪ does it matter what I say?" "♪" "♪ ooh ♪" "♪ my whole world was by that river ♪" "♪ flowing off to meet the sea each day ♪" "♪ I don't want to move away ♪" "♪ mm, mm, mm ♪" "♪ brighter days ♪" "♪ where did they go?" "♪" "♪ go, go, go, go, go ♪" "♪ yeah, lord, I'll never see brighter days ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="
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"These are the stills when she began filming at 16." "Some of the prints are no longer available." "Most of the pictures were folklore, romances even spooky and militant." "They say she was mostly given casual roles or wallflowers as we call them now." "Only afterjoining Lienhua in 1929 did she have a chance to be in serious films." "Isn't she a replica of myself?" "Ruan killed herself over half a century ago but people still remember her as a movie star." "Maggie, may I ask if you wish to be remembered half a century later?" "That's not so important to me." "If future people do remember me it won't be the same as Ruan Ling-yu." "As she halted her career at the age of 25 when she was at her most glorious." "Now she is a legend." "Miss Ruan plays bad woman to perfection." "Yet I agree with Sun Yu." "She is better playing a noble lady." "Still, I can't explain her fascination." "Let's try." "Min-wei, Lienhua is to start a new film "Reminiscences Of Peking"." "Ruan should have no problem playing a prostitute." "Then we make her big with "Wayside Flowers"." "Change of role." "She's a chaste songstress." "It'd be terrific if we can make it." "It means we have another movie queen Hu Ti." "Must be better than Hu Ti." "Lienhua aims to revive Chinese movie industry with good pictures." "Box office is a must." "We must have good stars and directors." "We've got good directors, Pu and Sun." "We go to Peking to film snow scenes for "Reminiscences Of Peking"" "plus first scene of "Wayside Flowers"." "I'd like to have Ruan Ling-yu play the female lead and play her own mother in a double role." "In this scene she plays a woman fleeing the famine." "In the snow, her little one has nothing to eat she cuts her finger and feeds him with her own blood." "Can Ruan Ling-yu make the grade?" "It's a good show." "I'll play it if she can't." "You'd better move around outside, it's good for you." "Director Sun." "Director, I'll go and take it out with them." "Chu-chu, does childbirth really hurt?" "Yes." "I remember I kept screaming when giving my first birth." "I want no child, I want no child!" "What?" "You want to have childbirth?" "No, I just want to know how it feels." "Did you buy this baby piano for Hsiao-yu?" "Yes." "How's your relationship with Ta-min?" "Nothing special." "I wrote him yesterday asking him to stop dating taxi dancers." "I may be jealous." "I've been trying to prove something whispered to me." "Go on." "Did you get intimate with him when your mammy was their amah?" "I met him then." "It happened later." "I was only 16." "Four years!" "Ever thought of getting married?" "His family objected to our marriage." "After the death of his parents, we didn't raise the subject again." "What on earth does he want?" "He kept many horses when we first met." "He took me for horse-riding every morning." "On one occasion I stared at him riding away." "I realized he wants a free and easy life." "He won't get married and have children." "So I adopted her for protection." "It's only a matter of fate." "Chu-chu, just because childbirth is painful a mother loves her children more." "You adore Hsiao-yu too." "I wonder if I'd love her even more if she were my own daughter." "I believe you would." "How was really between Ruan and Chang Ta-min?" "Somehow I feel Chang was immature in life and feelings." "He needed her care in this respect." "Especially after Ruan became a movie star," "Chang's gambling and his family's losing fortune." "I mean notjust financially." "Spiritually, she looked after him like a child." "Thank you Don't mention it." "Hsiao-yu, don't get dirty, you've just taken a bath." "Mammy's peeping at us." "Hsiao-yu, are you a good girl?" "Yes." "Are you thinking of mammy?" "Mammy, come in." "It's cold outside, come in." "Chicken stewed with swallow's nest." "Take it hot." "Thank you, mammy." "I stewed something for Ta-min a few days ago." "I threw it away after waiting for him for 2 days." "You could've taken it yourself." "I wouldn't have wasted it if it suited me." "Power failure." "Impossible, there's light in the kitchen." "The bulb must've been out of order." "They insisted on Chinese goods." "Japanese goods are better." "Mammy, let me." "Mammy, let me hold you You hold me?" "Been back long?" "I knew you'd be back today." "I was thinking of buying something to cheer you up." "You didn't buy any?" "I bought it." "Chu-chu and I talked about you." "Then I thought of buying something for you." "So I bought a ring through Mr. Lo." "It cost $80 only and they said I was lucky." "Let me put it on for you." "It's too tight." "It doesn't look well." "Why is your right finger thinner?" "You like it?" "It cost too much." "Who said you're lucky?" "I tried a change of role." "I played the good person part." "I will do better than Hu Ti." "I must give you something now for the gifts you sent me." "Give me a few horses then." "It's still beyond my means to do that." "Give me money then, but in several installments." "Otherwise, I may spend it all at once." "Liu Chiung, shoot!" "Miss Ruan, you don't know me," "I'm Chen Yen-yen." "I played a minor role when you filmed "Reminiscences Of Peking"." "I remember, you've recently signed a contract with the company." "Yes, but I've had no important role." "Miss Ruan, they say it takes you one hour to paint your brow" "Where did you hear it?" "In Peking." "I took two hours to paint a brow in Harbin." "Yung-kang, Liu Chiung, come here and be introduced." "They represent Fu Tang University's student union." "How do you do?" "Japan took Manchuria in the Sept. 18 Incident." "Students in Shanghai are parading today to call for a city-wide strike to boycott Japanese goods." "Hope you people at Lienhua can join us." "Yung-kang, Liu Chiung, let's follow Nieh Erh." "What?" "Mr. Li, you're a revolutionary, you'll lead" "When I followed Dr. Sun in the North Expedition." "I carried a camera, instead of a gun." "But I knew when the moment comes, I must carry a gun." "But the time is not yet now." "Wake up." "They absolutely dare not fight the Japanese." "We can't wait anymore Parade must be held today." "You join us?" "We go on filming?" "Filming for that kind of audience?" "Nieh Erh, we must go on with filming today, right?" "But we must show our concern." "Min-wei, send some men to help Nieh Erh and the students." "Okay." "Go..." "Good, ready." "Back to work." "Let's have a discussion That's it." "Are you tired?" "Kwan, how old is Lily Li this year?" "76." "She's 5 years younger than Ruan." "What will I look like at 76?" "I was going to ask you." "Yesterday I asked Maggie Cheung." "Do you hope to be remembered, decades later?" "I absolutely do." "I hope people would talk about movie stars in the 90's with me included, whatever the number is." "You hope to be remembered Yes." "I kept that memory in mind when Ruan died and was lying in the coffin." "I kept staring and staring at her till her hair fluttered up." "Then I gripped it with my hair grip." "Then Hsiao-yu tugged at me saying:" "Auntie, why don't you cry?" "She wanted me to cry." "I couldn't then." "The first production between Lily Li and Ruan was "Gimmicks"." "In our casual chat with her, she emphasized how Ruan taught her to act in that movie." "And they became good friends as a result." "Ruan didn't speak Mandarin well and Lily taught her." "Ruan said to me:" "Sun, you'd better tell Li Min-wei the former Production Manager who was in Peking too." "You'd better tell him, not to take this child to Shanghai." "Sun answered:" ""What difference does it make?" "The Company needs hands anyway"." "She said "The child would take away half of my territory some day"." "Try to get Chu-chu to play a Ruan Ling-yu's role." "Don't turn round." "Your loved one is here too." "Who have you brought along?" "A taxi dancer." "Never mind her." "Don't forget we're going to H.K. Tomorrow." "I must return to pack up in a minute." "Chu-chu, thank you for taking me to Hong Kong." "Chang Chih-yun is here." "Miss Ruan, I admire you." "I've seen all your pictures." "I don't like Hu Ti." "You're more sophisticated." "I like Chang Chih-yun." "She's decadent." "Who's Chang Chih-yun?" "She's a veteran." "She was a big movie star 10 years ago." "I know." "She's Tea King Tang's mistress." "They say he kept her home smoking opium while he went around womanizing." "I really can't stand that." "Is that true?" "Lmpossible." "It's true he likes womanizing He's on good terms with us." "He has a wife in Kwangtung but they don't get along." "He wooed Li Cho-cho too." "Take it easy, it was only power failure." "Keep cool!" "Power failure, not air raid." "Don't panic." "Power failure." "I want to take ice-cream Alaska Good, good." "Queen's Road is no match to 4th Street in Shanghai." "You compare the Queen with whores in a Shanghai street?" "I've been in Hong Kong for nearly 10 days." "Now Shanghai's fallen and Hong Kong's thriving." "It's the cycle." "I really can't live in such backward places." "I'm so bored in a hotel." "Ruan, are you okay?" "Chu-chu, so Sir Robert Hotung knows my dad." "He promised to give me management of the SS Shui An." "I must really thank you and Min-wei." "The Shui An only ferries between Macao and Hong Kong." "I like Macao, I won't care for Africa." "If the Japs keep bombing, Lienhua has to move to H. K..." "We should be safe in the French Concession." "Bombs have no eyes." "Don't be afraid." "Ruan, Mr. Tang's here." "Miss Ruan." "Ruan, are you all right?" "Yes." "Want to go up for a rest?" "No, I was thinking of Shanghai." "Shanghai's going to be OK." "Your mom and daughter are there." "The Government dare not wage a full war against the Japs." "If the 19th Army loses, talks are the only way out." "This may go down as interludes in history." "You must embark at 6 a.m. Tomorrow." "Go to bed early." "Keep accounts." "Nothing to keep?" "Enter $80 for Ta-min, his roulette winnings in Macao." "Pay me the sum and I'll do it." "You're greedy." "What have you done today?" "Tang Chi-shan took us for yachting around H.K. Island." "Min-wei finally talked him into joining Lienhua as a partner." "When Shanghai calms down, he'll return to sign the contract." "To revive the Chinese movie industry again?" "Did Chang Chih-yun go with you?" "He confined her home to smoke opium That's a rumor only." "Did the rumor say that I control you?" "I don't control you either." "Don't!" "Control me?" "What are you doing?" "In fact, I'm not interested." "Haven't got a way to end it." "Nieh Erh insisted on completing it." "A good start, I must film this song." "Good." "Ruan, you're back?" "When did you get back?" "You're back." "Director Sun." "Ruan, you're a deserter." "Mind your words." "Director Pu." "Ruan, are you leaving him behind in H.K.?" "He's found work over there." "This means he made some contribution to the Movement." "Sorry, I didn't take part in your Movement." "Never mind, there are lots of chances in future." "These Japs won't leave." "Then it's no longer a matter of singing for the Army or nursing the wounded soldiers in hospital." "Right." "This time we've decided to fight them." "Right, we must fight." "Let's sing together." "Now cheer up." "Tien Han is Tien Han." "It's the 1st progressive movie of Lienhua." "You mustn't use the name Tien Han." "Why?" "He's an underground worker." "The modern girl in this film isn't the type who is for cosmetics and cars." "She must live on her own, rational and brave." "A girl of the times should be concerned with people's welfare." "Li Cho-cho, you represent romance." "Yen-yen, your role signals purity." "But you flee when hit by the revolutionary waves." "Yen-yen, you kill yourself because your boyfriend jilts you." "Director Pu." "Ruan, how are you?" "Director Pu, how do I die?" "I'll tell you in a minute." "What if she comes?" "Shall I go and find Tien Han?" "He's only a script-writer." "Director Pu, may I bother you a minute?" "Sure, let's go out for a chat." "Ruan, what's the matter?" "They say you haven't found the girl for the Chou role." "How about having me play the role?" "Ruan, it's unsuitable for you." "You've been playing a tragic figure or a romantic girl." "You have a noble personality." "That role is neither noble nor romantic." "She's a laborer and not suitable for you." "I can play it well." "If I fail, I'll make good your loss." "Ruan, she's a stubborn girl daring to resist." "She's the revolutionary type." "Let's dance." "I can't stand people being so nice to me" "Whoever does, I'll madly reciprocate." "Thank you." "What are you doing?" "You've shown me your weak point." "I still have a Chang Ta-min." "Do I have to be nice to Chang Ta-min too?" "You still have a Chang Chih-yun, and a wife." "What about Li Cho-cho?" "I broke with Chang Chih-yun in H. K..." "It's not so easy to break with my wife." "If I jilt her, you may be scared of me." "Give me time." "Stop!" "Does the camera cart move at the right speed?" "Seem it has to be a bit slower." "It'll make the film much longer then." "Thanks for the hard work." "Rush for another take." "Fine..." "Thank you." "Chin Yen, you play a playboy in this movie." "But not a so called new youth." "Look scared when Chou takes you to see the poor." "I was scared when she took me to the slum." "This time I want to show I'm moved." "Right, you're right." "You'll make it then." "Ruan, well done, go on like it." "Director, Boss Tang is here." "Mr. Tang, how are you?" "Let's take one more time." "Mr. Tang's here." "Fight for success once and for all." "Good, ready." "Lights, props." "Ready." "Camera!" "Ready." "Many analysts found out that her later progressive roles contrasted sharply with her real life." "Mr. Shen, what do you think?" "Her union with Tang Chi-shan had everything to do with how she fared then." "The circumstances were beyond her control when she saw through him." "It was a matter of one year from cohabitation to suicide." "There was nothing she could do when she found out he had a previous marriage." "It was never in her to fight or resist." "She considered the relationship tolerable." "Ladies gentlemen, movie critics describe "Three Modern Girls"" "as a great film heralding a bright future." "Let's take photos together for a souvenir." "Pink Director, come over quick!" "Shall I leave you behind?" "Sorry, sorry." "Who's he?" "He's Tsai Chu-sheng." "He's just directed a movie titled "A Rosy Dream"." "Then Nieh Erh called him Pink Director." "Now they're good friends." "Sorry." "From now on, all our productions will be blockbusters." "It features Fei Mu, Sun Yu, Wu Yung-kang, Tsai Chu-sheng." "Fei Mu's films are more profound, like depth charges." "Miss Ruan, a photo for you two stars." "Thank you." "What do you mean?" "Ta-min has agreed to separate from me on an alimony of $300 each month." "That's not too much It represents one-third of my salary." "I'll pay him." "That's good news for me." "It means he has no more feelings for you." "It makes things easier when he only cares for mo" "What a shame on a man asking for separation money." "That makes talks easier." "I'm sure if I gave him $100, he'd take it." "I'll sign a contract with him through my lawyer." "Director Fei, I'll translate all the acting theory of Stanislavski." "The Japs are the enemy and the enemy is the Japs." "Who's the Nationalist Government trying to fool?" "Ruan, the reporters outside told me that, the Government won't allow any more shooting of anti-Japanese movies." "In our "Gimmicks" the Japs are invariably called the enemy." "Is that so?" "The enemy's coming, wake up!" "The enemy's coming, wake up!" "Well, Lily, go on Go now." "Miss Ruan, I'm Tsai Chu-sheng." "I'll make a new movie after finishing "The Fisherman's Song"." "In any case, I'll put you in the female lead." "Tsai Chu-sheng, aren't you ashamed?" "No one will hire you if your present movie doesn't sell." "Don't dream of getting Ruan Ling-yu as your leading lady." "Ruan, don't commit yourself." "So you can speak Cantonese." "I'm a Cantonese too." "Cut." "Prepare smoke." "OK, take a breather." "Lily, again." "Director, what's wrong with me?" "Try one more time." "More smoke." "Ready." "Camera." "Action!" "Cut!" "How's it, Director?" "Something seems wrong but there's no way to put it." "Lily, this show is coming to the end." "Chu wipes off her mammy's tears with her hand." "Then flicks the teardrops away with her little finger." "You can't act well with your pains." "I'm supposed to be dying after being bombed by the Japs." "I should've felt great pains." "Right, but not completely." "Let me think." "Make up these two wounded women." "Get the costumes changed." "Theirs is next on the program." "Get ready." "I can't get his idea." "Imagine, Chu plays a nice, clever girl, considerate to her mammy." "So it's best for her to endure her pain now." "You may try smiling at mammy to comfort her and lighten her sorrow." "Lily, now I know how you should act." "Me too." "You shouldn't just show your own anguish." "Now I know how to act, and what you want." "Miss Ruan, I feel you're the best actress in China." "Miss Ruan, you're Party A, Mr. Chang is Party B." "In clause 3, if Party A can't maintain her livelihood." "Party B shouldn't..." "Don't worry, Ruan will get on better and better." "There won't be one cent less for the $100 monthl" "Mr. Wu, the Ceylon Studio has asked if you want to change your seal ink." "Stop making troubles with us!" "If you've no more questions, please affix your chop." "You really have a way to extort money from Ruan." "Mammy." "When we're really married." "Don't dance, your clothes are creased and you're sweaty." "Hsiao-yu, let me take you to see your room." "Let's have a family session to see how to put the furniture." "Mammy, come on, go upstairs for a look." "There are many rumors about Ai Hsia's suicide, right?" "It was not suicide." "She was killed." "She was killed by the whole society, not 1 or 2 persons." "The obscene tabloid reporters." "I feel Wei Ming's role is her replica." "I have seen her several times in Ming Hsing Studio." "I have seen her "Spring Silkworm" and "Bumper Crop"." "And her "A Modern Woman"." "She wrote the script herself." "Tsai calls his film "New Woman" because of her death." "Were you on good terms with her?" "Were you on good terms with her?" "Yes." "She was independent, a good actress and script-writer." "She was a modern female." "People considered her a bad woman and criticized her over a minor affair." "They wouldn't let her go even at death." "This show is designed to expose the true colours of these people." "Wei Ming in the script ended up being a whore." "Was Ai Hsia such a woman?" "People sometimes could be very weak." "But we hope to see strong persons." "Did I bother you?" "Did I?" "Do you enjoy crouching?" "Two-thirds of people in China are used to that." "They can't help doing it." "They crouch down to wait for the mandarins, and landlords to slap them from behind." "They crouch down to get insulted or help." "They crouch for a rest too." "I remember when mammy was tired of work she crouched too;" "and I crouched beside her." "How long have you not been crouching?" "After becoming a movie star." "I used to crouch whole day waiting for roles." "Don't sit on high." "Crouch down and show me." "May I use your toilet?" "It's behind the sitting room." "I stood long outside." "I saw Hsiao-yu going to school, mammy going to the market and he going to work." "That's meaningful." "Anything else?" "Your house is beautifully decorated." "Show me around." "The kitchen's there." "You've already seen the toilet." "Mammy and Hsiao-yu in one room." "This room is for me and Chi-shan." "All your furniture is newly bought, right?" "Yes." "What about those at the old house?" "All sold for a total of $93 and donated to the Bubbling Well Buddhist Society." "None left that belonged to us?" "No." "These were gifts from you but there's no more." "No longer having me in your heart?" "Sometimes." "But it's no longer vital." "Ruan, I'm thinking of doing some business." "Could you advance the remaining few months' allowance to me?" "You were a village woman." "You made wishes to Buddha that you'd become a nun for the safety of your sick son and husband at war." "Now your son's recovered and your husband's safely back and they're begging you to return." "Are you going back or not?" "You worried only about your family, husband and son." "But now in this ethereal world, you experience peace and quiet you never had before." "Are you going back or not?" "All that I need is your peaceful expression." "Cut." "OK." "I'm crying!" "OK.?" "You weep peacefully without emotion." "Splendid." "Hurry up!" "I win!" "Now don't keep me company." "Go up to accompany my daughter." "Mammy, I promised to take your loss." "And the losses of Sai-chen, Sai-san and Mrs. Chou too." "I've one principle." "I won't let girls suffer." "You're a good fellow." "What are you doing?" "That's your true face, isn't it?" "If both Sai-chen and I were courtesans, which one would you take?" "Say it." "What did you say?" "You saved this prostitute from the police and are threatening her now." "Smiling obscenely you say," ""How are you going to repay me?" "Don't go away."" "How are you going to repay me?" "Don't go way." "Ruan, you know you can't get out of this rascal's clutches." "Sad in heart, you put on an icy face." "You walk from here to the table and sit on it." "You tell Chang Chih-chih to pass you a cigarette." "You flick it once with a finger and Chang lights it for you." "Chang, you light it for her ingratiatingly." "A minor favor." "It is a man's common trick to seduce a girl." "Director, one more time I can't do it." "Ruan, sitting on the table means resistance, and so does smoking." "The whole posture is resistance." "But you're too weak-willed and you know it." "This should be visible from your eyes." "How's it?" "Got any cigarettes?" "Cut!" "Ruan, it's not good enough." "Listen to me once more." "You were forced into prostitution to save your own daughter but those tabloid reporters didn't pity you." "They even scandalized you." "You thought of killing yourself, but you want to live now." "You want to accuse, to hit back." "Show all this on your face, understand?" "Just do as you've just done." "Again." "Ready." "Camera." "Action!" "I want to live, I want to retaliate." "Cut!" "Not enough, not enough." "I want you to get stronger." "Remember what you said to me." "You have much in common with this role of Wei Ming." "Imagine the unfairness surrounding your livelihood." "Vent all your sad feelings like volcanic eruptions." "I'll run the subtitles in your face:" ""I want to live..." One word bigger than another." "I want to see your expressions one stronger than another." "Make no reservations." "Can you do it?" "Just do as you've just done." "One more time." "Back to position." "Ready." "Ready, shoot." "Ready." "Ready, shoot." "Camera." "Action!" "I want to retaliate." "Help me!" "I want to live!" "I want to live!" "Sister." "Cut!" "OK, pack up." "Pack up." "Ruan." "Cut." "Keep this." "Chia-hui, you forgot to lift up the bedspread to see Maggie." "What's this?" "Is it our press who made her died?" "What's the matter?" "That's too much." "That's an insult to us." "Let's go." "It's outrageous." "What is it?" "The film's still running." "Ridiculous!" "The Shanghai Press Union, are making a final plea or the ultimatum, to your studio." "Your studio's "New Woman" is libeling reporters." "You must issue a notice in newspapers to apologize to all the press and ensure there will be no recurrence." "Part of the shots insulting reporters should be deleted." "Cut, cut, cut the whole part of it!" "After the cut, no one will see them sponging in ballrooms." "History will give an account of it." "Miss Ruan." "Do you really want to cut it?" "The show will be banned if we don't." "Don't cut it!" "About that segment." "Miss Ruan, we must lobby through various channels." "The picture can't go on show without cuts." "But the cuts may arouse public opinion which would surely be on our side." "The final victory belongs to us." "The movie "New Woman" was not complimentary to the press." "The press wanted to attack the movie." "But they could not find a good excuse." "So they turned to Ruan Ling-yu who was notorious for her private life." "They said Ruan was unsuitable to play the role of a new woman." "Did the Association urge" "Chang to sue Ruan?" "The two events proceeded at the same time." "Eat the bread, be a good girl." "What's up?" "See for yourself." "You're late." "Speak now." "This is a matter of life and death." "You won't die betting on one race less." "Why do I mean so much to you now?" "Ta-min, why are you doing that?" "I'll sleep over here." "Sometimes sleep alone, sometimes bring a taxi dancer back." "They bothered me with questions about you and about things between you and me." "Aren't things good for us now?" "When everything is known, I can save my breath." "I never do anything bad behind you." "When you were in Foochow," "I only danced and ate with Tang Chi-shan." "Enough." "Ta-min, have I done anything unfair to you?" "We made everything clear in the solicitor's office." "I even advanced all the money you asked." "Did someone instigate you to hurt me?" "Who could've done that?" "Money could!" "Look, I'm still in love with you." "I don't love you." "Who knows I'd have come here?" "Who did you tell this to?" "Who did you conspire with to hurt me?" "I'll take you out through the back door." "Coming." "What do you think of this court case?" "They say her mammy was a maid at the Changs." "Before she was a maid?" ""The Prostitute" is all about her mother." "I see." "Miss Ruan." "Hello, Miss Ruan, what would you have?" "Wait." "Okay." "You made it too loose." "I only want to ask you one thing." "Would you take me away?" "Let's go together to Hong Kong." "Later on we'll have to come back" "Yes." "We'll return only after getting married." "If only you don't mind leaving your wife and mistress." "You said you'd ask me one thing only." "I've got something to do here." "What would you wear day after tomorrow?" "Day after tomorrow?" "It's the hearing." "I won't attend it." "I'll wear a black coat and a dark green necktie to match your new gown." "Damn, I mean to show to the Shanghai people that we're a pair of noble adulterers." "We're adulterers." "You have a wife." "And you have Chang Chih-yun and me." "You're an adulterer." "I'm an adulteress, because I followed you knowin you're married." "To get dressed beautifully makes no difference." "We must part if we don't get married." "If we don't part, you're still an adulterer even though we win over Ta-min." "Shut up!" "Mammy, what's the matter?" "A young lady claiming to be your ex-classmate wants to see you." "Did he hit you?" "No." "Did he hit you?" "No." "Rui-chen, why stand outside?" "Come in quick!" "Sorry, I'm already late for an appointment." "Tomorrow is Women's Day, you promised to lecture in my school." "Don't back out anymore." "I know you must be in court day after tomorrow." "You can stand out and pour out all your grievances as a warning to young female students." "I'm also to blame." "Pour it all out, our weak points and pride and desire to eke out an existence." "I'll pick you up at 10 a.m. Tomorrow." "That won't be necessary." "I'll go by myself." "Good, be sure to attend, don't let the youth down." "I'm also a youth But you're Ruan Ling-yu." "See you tomorrow." "Good-bye." "Auntie, good-bye." "Just as the microphone is adjusted perfectly." "Her boss walks in, he sees the cord pulls it and she falls off her chair." "Just as the microphone is adjusted perfectly." "Her boss walks in, he sees the cord pulls it and she falls off her chair." "I'm going to the USA to see them shoot talkies." "They started with that not long ago." "So they often make slips." "Thank you, Mr. Skiner." "Let's all thank Mr. Skiner for installing this microphone for us." "Next time I can talk on the screen." "I can speak Mandarin." "Mr. Skiner, Miss Ruan is representing us to thank you for establishing the sound synchronizing department." "She should be the first star to speak on screen in Mandarin in next movie." "She has studied Mandarin for more than 8 months." "But please don't spread it out." "This is a secret." "Tomorrow is Women's Day." "My ex-classmate is now the headmistress of a girl's school." "She's invited me to lecture." "I have the lecture ready." "I'll speak in Mandarin." "Lily, listen." "Okay." "Classmates, let's celebrate Women's Day today." "What's the idea of this Festival?" "To celebrate us girls for standing up from a centuries-old men-dominated history" "No... we'd better speak Shanghaiese." "You women are standing up and we men are falling down." "When women stand up, it doesn't necessarily mean men are falling down." "We can stand up together in this large world." "You're right, Director Fei." "Fei Mu, you really are a nice guy." "What about me?" "Can I be called good?" "She asked me if she's good." "I told her, "all your friends believe you're good regardless of what others say"." "I'm mainly of the opinion you're too nice." "He's the director who taught me how to resist." "Drinking means resistance." "Resist!" "Come up to smoke and drink is only a poise." "I excuse you for not letting me play in "The Road"." "Over a week ago." "I wanted her to inscribe something on a friend's souvenir album and she promised to come up with something good." "It's now too late." "She only embroidered "Sun"" "on my hat when she was filming "Gimmicks"." "Ruan, you've kissed everyone of them?" "Not with the girls though." "Director Pu." "You changed me twice making me a movie star and making me a female revolutionary." "If I could change you once more..." "I kissed him the longest because he's the most shy director." "I was too excited when filming the last scene in "New Woman"." "I broke up sobbing." "He was so shy that he dared not take off my blanket to see me." "They're all looking at us." "I've learnt one thing since coming to society." "If you're rich and powerful, none dare say anything bad about you in your presence." "When not in your presence?" "You can't hear it." "People will say, I commit suicide out of guilt." "I committed no act of guilt." "She is me Tang Chi-shan's mistress." "Death means nothing to me." "Still I'm afraid of malicious gossip." "Chi-shan, without me, you can do anything you like." "I'm very happy." "Chi-shan, I'm sorry to have made you suffer." "May my spirit, if any, bless you forever." "Chi-shan, after my death, people may say, you were a devil toying with females and I was a girl without a soul." "But I wouldn't be around then." "You bear with it yourself." "It's nice." "Mammy." "After taking the congee, go to bed." "It's late." "Please take care of mammy and darling." "Please use the $2,050 Lienhua owed me as living expenses for them." "Please take good care of them." "Go to bed early." "I love you more than my own child." "It's all right." "Mammy, sleep." "People will say I commit suicide out of guilt." "But I was guilty of nothing." "I didn't do anything wrong to Chang Ta-min" "but he returned evil for good." "People might even think I did him a wrong turn." "What else can I do except killing myself" "I'm not afraid of death." "My only fear is the malicious gossip." "Ruan Ling-yu, March 7, 1935, midnight." "Chi-shan, I never thought we'd part so soon but please don't be sad." "I am sorry to make you suffer." "May my spirit, if any, bless you forever." "Chang Ta-min, you've forced me to death." "Don't try to cry or repent now that things have reached such a stage." "Yet I do regret having become the prize sought by both of you." "But it's too late now." "Chi-shan, I'm your second Chang Chih-yun." "Only you can tell who'll be me tomorrow." "Without me, you can do anything you like." "I'm relieved." "Ling-yu." "Chi-shan..." "Do you love me or not?" "What's the time?" "Sleeping like a dog." "What did you ask me?" "Auntie Li, why don't you cry?" "Gone with the butterfly is my heart." "Lonely night, lonely me, lonely tears." "I have a craze for tenderness, and love." "Yes, love must go;" "it goes tardily, sadly."
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"Simply Releases Toppers Simply The Best" "Proudly Presents DRAGON CRUSADERS 2011" "Translated by Simply Releases Topper Jr." "Jansen and Depositair" "That seem to me not the men King Edward to be." "Pirates." "Sir, the men of the king's following us." "Maybe half a day behind us." " We'll have to hurry." "I know we do not have time for." "This is not our fight." "Those people would return us directly for the price on our head stands." "You can not blame them because the king spread nothing but lies about us." "If we have thus interfere We do not guarantee a safe passage more." "Then we are never in our refuge in Scotland." "These people are innocent." "But the soldiers of the king." "If we slow down they get us for sure." "We must honor our code." "If people are in danger, we must protect them." "Who's coming with me?" " I." "You can count on me." "I never doubted my sword ... countless times to pull on the shores of distant lands." "But mark my words." "The world has turned against us." "From the edict of the king that our order it illegal." "This act will give us the same reward bring as all the other from the past." "It will sorrow and destruction about us calling." "I have no problem with that." "So be it." "It has not destroyed us, Sigmund." "We are still Fri" "And we're still together." "Be thankful for." "There is no time to lose." "Gerald, stay here and look forward to the warriors of the king." "And the rest ..." "Attacks!" "Becka, get behind me." "Go to your mother." "I am sorry It looked pretty nasty." "All the pirates are dead." "And all the villagers are still there." "That is not true." "They take, the orphan girl, included." "My sister swore order to protect her." "We will need a boat." "Why is it anchored?" "Where are the pirates?" "There is no one on deck." "Maybe they're all dead." "That we come to know soon enough." "Watch." "It could be an ambush." "There is nobody on board." "It's good." "We'll get you out of here." " No." "It is good girl." "You're safe." "I've done something terrible." " What did you say?" "You are knights, right?" "Soldiers?" "Course." " Then I have you all killed." "We're still here, girl." " Let her explain." "I could do nothing else." "I thought there for me no one would come." "That all hope was lost." "I spoke the curse of Anathol out." "All those on board this ship come and have shed blood ... are tied to the strength of Anathol to change in a ..." "Stay back." "Protect the girl." "And that should have killed." "Are you telling me that ..." " Was one of them." "The pirates." "You have all the pirates in those samples changed?" "Yes." "Why are we still not changed?" "Why not?" " I still have no wings, do you?" "Why can not we change?" " I do not know." "But I do know the curse." "All those on board, and blood have shed into a Gargoyle." "He is changing." " From this ship." "Put him down." "Watch his head." "Hold him." "Forward." " You have to help him." "I'm sorry, I can not." " Damn, witch, why not?" "I just learn how to pronounce the curse, not know how to undo it." "Is there anyone in this town that can undo the curse?" "He's gone mad." " Protect the girl." "I told you that it would not expire if we would enter the village." "We need context." "Get some context." "It's good." "Gerald." "He's gone mad." "That's not a man." "This is an appearance, risen from the dead." "Even an appearance can not function without a head." "And what kind of black magic is this?" "That girl." "She said something." "It was a curse." "One that anger would generate all of those who are slain." "The pirates." "They will rise from the dead." " In the village." "Stay behind me." "Where did you get this spell?" "Where did you get that?" "You must tell them." " Of a terrible place." "A magician." "An evil lord, which a land far to the north reigns." "Which wizard?" "I can not say his name." " You must tell them." "He will find me." "They say that if you say his name, he will find you." "Nobody will find you here." "Who is the magician?" "I can not say his name." " You must tell them." "He is known as the black dragon." "Why is he not 'Snowball' or something?" "That does not sound very impressive, do you?" "Maybe we need you a nickname, 'Sick mind." "State something here that can help us?" "The curse can only be broken by death." "Let me see that." "You're lucky." "There are pictures in." "The little witch." "What have they done to us?" "When we are cursed, why do not we change?" "The curse is a seed of pure evil." "If it is located in a bad host, will grow rapidly." "But if it is a good man, will have difficulty." "But in all cases, the outcome same." "Friend or foe, strong or weak ... they will all abomination changing." "This is the curse." " So why the pirates changed so quickly." "The more bad you are, the faster you change." "For you, maybe." "There must be a way to undo this." "That goes beyond our power." " How much time do we have?" "That depends on what happens in each of you guys." "The amount of evil." "There is no harm in me." "That was in Constantinople removed." "Cost me quite a bit too." "And it was not that easy too." "They have the ..." "I hope for your sake that's true." "I for one am not going to wait until I get wings." "Do any of you two person which can help us to remove the curse?" "Someone who knows the ancient arts, perhaps?" "A druid?" "Maybe I know someone who can help you." "Where did you learn to fight?" " My whole nation can fight." "I grew up on a small island in the northern sea." "We were often attacked by the Saxons, the Normans." "After generations of fighting Intrusion ... fighting is in our blood." "We had to learn to fight to defend ourselves." "A real paradise." "I do not why you would want to leave." "That looks like your homeland, Sigmund." "Only friendly." "This is Cavalre?" " Yes." "I can not go." "Why not?" " I can not enter this place." "Bryce, stay here with the girl." "There were only nine." "Now she was only three." "What happened to the others?" " They were arrested by the king ... because she practiced black magic." "Some say they are stuck in the Tower of London." "Why would he do that?" "They were soothsayers." "Oracles." "They know the old ways." " Witches." "They may not seem powerful, but do not underestimate them." "They could you, in a moment, change in a small animal." "What do you mean, a little beast?" "Is such a thing be?" "Maybe they change us into a frog or something." "For some of us would an improvement." "Lady." "These men are soldiers, but not of the king." "That's right." "You have been to all countries and now you are not there." "Those who have protected you, have to leave you now." "There is something else." "You are bewitched by verachterlijke magic." "They are good." "Can you help them?" " There is only one way ... to remove this curse." "I told them." "Is there perhaps another way?" "I can not promise that this is true ... but those words of this curse has written ... he may perhaps break." " The black dragon." "We must do something." " There is one thing that we can try." "Continue." " But you will suffer the consequences." "There is an old saying that I ... we can use to remove evil." "But there is a chance that spell not all will work well." "I will do it." "But how do I know it worked?" "If it worked, you are still alive." "No." " He changes." "Do something." "You will see your magic not use me." "I would not change in any of these samples." "Stay away from me." "Is he cured?" "No." "The magic is too strong." "It's too deep." "It's too deep for me." "I can not break the curse." "There will be taken over by another one." "This is the second of us who changed almost three." "It starts with a purpose." "But where they fly away?" "They are called to him." "Their master." "Then we will look for their master." "The owner of this book." "That black dragon." "And they will bring us going." "She's just a child." "She is strong enough to ship with pirates to overcome." "The samples will fly to the north." "They feel that it is their master." "Once they feel angry, they will go to him." "The black dragon." "Great is that." "A true sporting prey that gargoyles." "One I hit with three arrows." "The delayed disagree." "It takes more than that to make a killing." "And you're the expert in this field?" "Do you have already slain?" "I do." "Long ago, their species my village." "You must pierce their heart or their heads chopped off." "That's the only way." "So, then let's finish the gargoyles to you and we can leave." "I'm with you, but not because the gargoyles." "But in order to protect the girl" " A "lady" is enough on this trip." "I did not ask permission." "What if you change all and there is no one to protect her?" "Take as is, I'm with you." "Then it's settled." "We go to the realm of the black dragon." "I want to know more about the black dragon." "He came to my village when I was a kid." "The people worshiped him because he could heal the sick." "He healed the lame with his magic powders." "They wanted him to stay, so they gave him land." "But his help was a ruse." "He was looking for a particular stone which would give him more power." "What does that stone then?" " It gives the wearer incredible power." "Power, immortality." "That says it anyway." "Why do they call him the black dragon?" "When my people their yoke bore and rebelled ... he used the stone order to summon dragons." "There were seven." "Larger than those gargoyles." "But there is also a huge dragon." " The black dragon." "Yes." "It is said that the wizard itself the black dragon changes." "But anyone who has seen it, has ever lived to tell." "With the seven dragons and the black dragon He has my people enslaved." "They dig day and night looking to the stone." "Is that the book Grim Noire of the wizard?" "Yes." " And you stole it?" "Yes." " That was very brave." "I thought that without that book his dragons could not verify." "And, did he?" "I was wrong." "He used them to my village to attack." "Destroy everything." "We have previously fought with wizards." "They can be very annoying." "You will see that they are a defense, which comes about by the spell." "But ultimately, are just men." "Men who may be slain, like all other men." "Sorry, but we can tonight no fire." "I know, it would attract too much attention." "I fear that someone following us." "I do not know how this will work." "How can there be a way out of here?" "Stay believe, Sigmund." "Believe?" " Yes." "It was our belief that our brought into this mess." "We are left in the lurch." "We are still together?" "We fight yet still together?" "I trust that woman." "Look at her." "They will probably cut our throats while we are sleeping." "You look tired, my friend." "Why do not you get some sleep?" "I say, let the book return to the wizard." "And him more strength?" "Really." "Following amendment to remove the curse." "Are you crazy?" "No." "He will assume and he will help us all." "We will not return the book." "You're a monk." "Well, that was me." "Officially we disbanded." "Can you be a monk without water." "He believes not." "But, you never wanted a woman, a family?" "I've never thought about it." "Sorry, I did not mean to offend." "You have not offended me." "I must go now." "I must tell you something." "I can read the old songs." "Read the inscription in the book, and I make undo the curse." "Do not worry, I will not do it." "I fear that evil my men overwhelmed." "Even if they do not change, growing evil in them." "If one of them discovered that ..." "Then I will stop them." " Me too." "But if something happens to me, I can not protect the girl." "You must leave us." "Take the girl tonight." "I see no good end to all this." " Me neither." "Stay away from me." "Kill me!" " No!" "I would have you both in two heels." "You witch." "You did this to us." "You have to pay for." "One move and you're dead." "Sigmund." "Put down your sword." "Was not it you who said that if you change, you immediately is slain?" "Kill me." " He still has not changed." "Brethren, we must remain strong." "We are brothers in arms." "This curse has blinded you." "Put down your sword." "No, it's you who does not see it." "This will solve everything." "Do not." "You, you shot me." "Do not force me to do it." " Go away." "You think you're better than everyone." "Not all ... but better than you." "I do not want to turn into one of those things." " You do not." "Take." " Stay with him." "This will hurt." "Protect the girl." " We will, together." "I do not think so." "Thank you." "We must apparently a dragon hunt." " Yes." "I do not think the boy can travel." "I'm with you." "We can not go." "Not in this area." "We will the rest of the way to walk." "Attacks!" "We will not go on this ground save." "I'll get them." " How can you, in that state?" "I can do it." "I see myself still not save to those mountains." "Please give this to take, if you find her." "Course." " You can tell her ... that if I ever see her, I've left the order." "They will understand what I mean." " Okay." "It seems they look for saltpetre." "What is that?" " It is the weapon of the Mongols." "What brings you to Cataradreus?" " Who's in charge of this camp?" "These travelers want to talk to you." "Please, take a drink." "What bring two knights and a ..." "to our glorious kingdom?" "I have long dreamed about the fall of the black dragon." "You have three fighters." " You have your men." "We will fight." "I will lead them." "I can not imagine the punishment this village are honored ... if we fortress on the mountain attacks." "So you would rather be a slave of the magician?" "Do not talk to me about compromises." "You know nothing of the good people who used tried to defeat the dragon and died." "You can not imagine his strength." "He crushed us." "Take it was one of your people, right?" " Please." "They brought us the greatest misery." "She was the favorite of the wizard." "His disciple." "When they departed, she left us." "And hell came down on us." "If it is held by him, then so be it." "You can not beat the wizard." "He has seven dragons at his disposal." "The eighth, the black dragon, which will destroy us all." "You might have something here, to fight against the dragon." "Like what?" " The substance they dig." "All material found must add to the wizard." "Then you will not fight." " No." "You're wrong." "I can not allow you the fortress on the hill to attack." "If you do, the anger of the magician this village portion." "For those who do not want to die, now is the time to go." "The rest of you, get your gun, because your time has come." "There are only three of you, Look at us, what you gonna do?" "We need a diversion." "I Mongols who Weapons yet." "What do you need?" "Some salt, Peter." "Leave that to me." "Thank you." "This may be bloody." "I beg you, let's fight with pride." "If you still can." "Can I?" "And this is nothing personal." "I wanted to let you know." "If someone attacks me with a gun ..." "I simply kill." "What is that?" " A hand grenade." "I have 16 horses exchanged for this beauty, with a Mongol." "Come on, hurry up." "This will be a bigger explosion." "Now we have to run, come on." "There goes the seventh." "We'll never get there?" "There is another input." "There she is." " Please." "Hello." "Do not worry, it'll be fine." "We'll pick you up." "How do we get her out?" "That's a very good question." "But a better question would be, how did you get here ... alive." " Show yourself." "Why would I do that?" "If you like to see, only evil intentions." "We just want the girl." " I think you want something different, or not?" "You want them to break the curse, which they have called you." "At this time I want to kill you and move on." "Give it your best shot." "An appearance." "Maybe it's a manifestation someone in another place." "Do not you want to know how you can cure yourself?" "It's very simple." "If you read the book carefully, is all you should do "kill the girl."" "And you will be free from the curse." "Is that true?" " Yes." "You should choose or you want to change your destiny." "Kill me, I deserve to die." " Can you hear it, they will die." "You must do it." "The wizard is near." "His form of magic can not be done from afar." "Follow me." "The puzzle is now together." "The reason the people to nitric the graves." "I am sure that the same substance is what is the elixir of life should be." "The magician is, physically speaking, I think, in poor health." "We look for him and then we kill him." "If you leave this room, then you will die." "We will all die once." "But today it's your turn to die." "Our destiny beyond the thousand deaths, will defeat us." "As you move forward." "You will never break your curse, if you murder me." "I am the only one who has the key." "You can not kill me." "I am immortal." "My mind does not exist, inside said reservoir." "I guess we'll find out." "Do it!" "Where is the wizard go?" "He can materialize our body, which goes not fast, and often can not be done." "We gotta get her out of there." " I have an idea." "Lie down in the cage." "Come, do not worry." "Hold on tight and do not look down." "Come on, that's good." "It's all right, come on." "Quickly, we have not much time." "That's it." "It's all right, lady." "I got you." "Where is Maldwyn?" "I am sorry" " No." "Go!" "What is that?" " Old-fashioned Chinese Medicine." "This works best." "Cover your ears." "Go." "Maldwyn." "Come on." " No, Maldwyn." "Go." "Maldwyn." " Come on." "Stop fighting, now." "This way." "Come on." "We can not cover." " There must be something we can do." "The saltpeter." "We lure him back to the mine." "I go along." " No, stay here and protect the people." "Come on, beast." "Give me the book." "That he wants." "It will distract him." "Come on." "Here it is." "Thank you." "I had the strangest dream ever." " Me too." "My brother." "I found you nice in a form of a Gargoyle." "Large, tough beast that you were."
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"Look out Fair Oaks." "Here I come." "Thanks." "Well, it's my first day as my own boss, I don't know when I'm gonna be home." "You're an accountant, Andy Barker!" "You go where the numbers take you." "But don't be too late." "That "Judging Amy" we TiVo'd isn't going to watch itself." "Oh, Andy." "Did you watch it last night after I went to sleep?" "'Cause I was all keyed up!" "It's my first day..." "You rascal!" " Bye." " Bye." "Transcript and Sync by:" "Dekka, Tania" "You have no messages in you voicemail box." "Best accountant in a film." "What?" "You're the new guy upstairs, right?" "Yeah!" "Best accountant in a film." "William Holden in The Remarkable Andrew, 1942 directed by Stuart Heisler, screen play by Dalton Trumbo from the zone Alamo." "I'm Simon." "I run this place." "Hi." "Andy." " Bang." " Oh!" "Wow!" "What's that?" ""You think I'm gorgeous, you wanna kiss me"." "Oh, seriously." "What is that?" "Oh, it's a remote control Sandra Bullock has done for Miss Congeniality 2." "Wow!" "It's cool!" "Man, I didn't think they could top Miss Congeniality1 but they got pretty darn close." "It's kind of a fake." "I made it to mock the movie." "You can record your own voice onto it." "Ehi, Sandy, why did you make such bad falls in career choices?" "I was renovating the house, I needed the cash." "Enjoy!" "Oh, thanks." "Well, welcome to Fair Oaks Plaza, you could do worse." "Don't park in front of the Christian bookstore unless you wanna get towed." "The best place to eat is the Kebab House, Wally is Afghani." "He went overboard with the picture and all that stuff after 9/11." "Well, maybe we gonna have lunch here sometime." "Oh, I'd love that." "Let's go." "Oh, but it's 4.30." "Oh, yeah." "Plus, I'm a little busy." "Oh, yeah." "I mean, me too..." "Jeez, first day, I'm swamped." "Oh, crazy... crazy." "Andy, stop stressing." "Business will pick up." "Your radio ad starts tomorrow." "Oh, yeah!" "This is suite 210?" "Yes, it is!" "May I help you?" "Ok!" "My name is Nadja Kerensky." "I would like some help from you." "My husband, Nikolaj, died a year ago." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "There is so many things to deal with..." "I have to definitely pause this." "Would you mind not smoking in here?" "It's actually... it's against the rules of the complex." "Personally, I would rather prefer if you did..." "I think my husband, he's not dead." "What?" "But you just..." "I need you to find him" " Find him?" "I..." " Please." "You seem so kind." "And our son is very sick." " I'm sorry." "It's just that..." " Here's four thousand dollars." "There's more when you locate him." " I really need to explain..." " My number." "Call me...when you find him." "Please." "You are my only hope." "These are my files." "Madam, I..." "Lew Staziak, Private Investigator, suite 210..." "For a moment she seemed so desperate to find her husband, I wish I could help her." "Please, she's a fake." "She's not this guy Nikolaj's wife." "What do you mean?" "It's right like in Chinatown." "The fake Evelyn Mulwray goes to see Jack Nicholson, before Faye Dunaway, the real Evelyn Mulwray shows up." "I never saw Chinatown." "Is that with Jackie Chan?" "Anyway, this thing with that woman is all a bit set-up." "I'm just gonna give her money back and tell her to go to the Police." "Ok, two chicken kebab tai-chen and falafels." "So, why are you going to the Police?" "Oh, well, a woman came to my office today and she thought I was a Private I." "She wanna me to find her husband." "But you cannot send her to the Police." "The Police are the adversary for a Private I." "Just like in Chinatown." "Yeah, see?" "This man came to America in the wheel-well of a jumbo jet and he's seen it." "Well, guys, I'm not a Private I, sorry." "Oh, you know what?" "I'll also have a side of the tabouli combo, please." "Oh, Hakim." "One Ronald Regan, extra humous." "15th century Russian warlord eaten by a bear." "I don't think so." "Crimefighting councilman." "So..." "Huh, Tax return!" "Things just got interesting." "Ah!" "Cheese and crackers!" "You are now leaving Fair Oaks" "Hi, I called earlier about a Tax return that's on file here for Nikolaj Kerensky." "Sir, I get four, sometimes five calls a day." "I can't keep track of every single one." " It's nearby, right there." " Could be." "I'd have to check." "Yeah, that's it." "I need to see your Metro press card." "Come on, can't you do this for me, take a quick pig-headed at me." "It's pretty important." "Sure!" "I'll do anything for you!" "Hold on there!" "You stay right where you are." "I need to check this bag, madam." " This is how you conduct your life?" " No, no." "I'm so sorry." "This is shameful." "Hey, Simon, what's up?" "Hey, the landlord is looking for you." "He want you to get the rent check in today." "Humm, I got it sight threatened." "So, how is it going?" "Well, I got on hold of the Russian all four tax return but it's a bit of a puzzler." "He gave 72 hundred dollars to a Church." "Hey, hold on a sec." "Video Riot." "Oh, I'm sorry." "We don't have Meet the Fuckers." "All right, 72 hundred dollars to a church." "Yes, but he doesn't take it as a deduction." "Charitable contribution." "I gotta go--there's a beefy goth chick in horror" "Hey, sunshine, do you wanna buy or rent?" "Yes?" "Quickly, please." "I'm cooking a hamburger." "Yes, of course." "Father, my name is Andy Barker and I've been hired to find a man named Nikolaj Karensky." "I do not know him." "Really?" "He gave the church a sizeable amount of money." "I said I do not know him." "I should go, my hamburger." "Yes, of course." "Your hamburger." "But thank you, Father." "Who are you?" "Andy Barker, I'm an accountant." "How did you find me?" "Your tax return." "The money you sent this church was in charity." "I felt that you were paying the church on advancement, because you were planning on hiding out here." "If you understand, I had to go into hiding to protect my wife." "She misses you very much." "You saw Nadja?" "How is she?" "She's fine but, she's very concerned about your son." "We have no children." "Take it easy on it!" "Chinatown." "Andy, you could have been killed." "Running around in back alleys in the middle of the night like a crazy man." "I know." "May I remind you that you are an accountant who has a meeting tomorrow with Ron Davies." "I know, it's just..." "Figuring the whole thing out." "Finding Nikolaj." "I..." "I enjoyed it." "It was a rush." "Andy, are you doing pot?" "You know that feeling that I get when I hit the equal sign on a calculator," "And the number on the calculator is the same number that's on the worksheet?" "It felt like that, honey." "Andy, I get it, but promise me you'll go to the Police with this." "Andy?" "Baby?" "Yeah, honey, absolutely." "Mr. Staziak?" " Ya." " My name is Andy Barker." "Can I speak to you for a minute?" "About what?" "Well, I have your old office over at Fair Oaks Plaza." "You are from the County, is this about the smell?" "No." "The other day a woman came to see me and..." "I guess she was looking for you, because she wanted help in finding her husband." "And you knew she really wasn't the guy's wife so you tailed her, eh?" "I tracked the guy down." "Kerensky was an anti-crime politician down at Long Beach." "He faked his own death and was hiding in a Russian Orthodox church." "Well, somebody must have been following me because they grabbed him and threw him in a van, and took off." "Welcome to Stalin gang, you know?" "What d'you mean?" "Do you remember the cossacks, buddy?" "The Russian mob." "They take orders straight from Khruschev." "Khruschev, hasn't he been out of office?" "See, the guntz will grab you boy, take him to the clan pa russki and hope to get a big pay out of it." "And now you're welcome!" "What?" "You heard me?" "You got maybe 12 hours to find him." " Well, I suppose you wanna take over the case." " Me?" "No way." "There's nothing I like better than kicking the brown bread out of a bunch of Commies high on potato juice, but I'm out of the game." "You got your boy in the hot water." "Let's see if you got the Mike and Ikes to get him out." "But I'm an accountant." "There's some numbers for you, we got 11 hours and 59 minutes, cupcake!" "Now, which one of you down based have got a TV, crackers?" "I just don't know where to start." "You just need to bring the thunder and the lightening." "You got wholenut in your teeth." "Hey, Wally, is that a security camera?" "Yep!" "I take everything." "Does it also take the parking lot?" "No, Lincoln watches this store." "Nixon's got the parking lot." "Now, what are you looking for?" "A grey van, thursday, about 3pm." "Hey, there it is." "Shut, I can't make it out." " Not bad, eh?" " Yeah!" "Hey, Hakim you're under contract." "Don't eat the pickles." "Do you know where it takes us, all of it?" "Gangsters, they study them." "That's why you need me, bro." "I know how things go down." "Get down!" "I suppose we could make a deal?" "We'll see." "I hope so." "That bloke killed my back." "I told you." "You don't eat enough potassium." "Let me show you stretching." "It's very good, opens up the hips." "Hello, fellas." "Who's this?" "You're Staziak." "Actually I'm Andy Barker." "I'm an accountant." "I'm Simon, I manage a video store." "Godfather one, I'm all right?" " Simon?" " You know," "Michael and Enzo the baker came out of the hospital, and don't have guns so they put their fingers in their pockets to intimidate Sollozzo's men." "This kid is not keeping any gun." "I made a mistake." "Ok, that was pretty scary." "And a little bit rude." "So, I wanna make it up to us." "Why don't you just let Mr. Kerensky go?" "Oh, but we went through so much trouble to find him." "You!" "Oh, do I have a bone to pick with you!" "You lied to me." "And, I'm no expert on your particular business model." "But, do you even own this warehouse?" "Beat them to death." "The building is surrounded." "Come out with your hands up!" "Repeat, the building is surrounded." "Come out with your hands up!" ""How weird, is that the right botton?"" ""Oh Jeez, I hope this thing recorded."" ""You think I'm gorgeous, you wanna kiss me"." "Go!" "Go!" "Ok, Nikolaj, give me that baby-seat." "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "He's crazy!" "He's throwing his babies!" "Hah, hah." "Spectacular!" "Hey, let just bang around and get out the 101." "Then we are home." "My friend, what are you doing?" "I'm sorry." "I've got a 2.30 with a client." "Nicer, nicer." "Oh, hey, Ron!" "I was just there to knot and get ready for the meeting." "Oh, you know what?" "We've changed the plans." "Up in!" "Ron this is Nikolaj and Simon, Ron manufactures pallets and Nikolaj is on the run from the Russian mob." "Is this a good time, Andy?" "Well, as good as any." "Oh, ok." "As you know I've got a bunch of money and a roll of IRA." "Great!" "Because you can't get at those until you are 59." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "That's the problem." "See, it's my daugther wishness..." "I really need to..." "Ok, that's what we do." "We just put the IRA into two funds." "The smaller will pay for college over the next five years until you're 59 and a half" "You still have to pay tax." "But there's no penalty." "You know what else I'm liking these days?" "Unesco box." "Hey, I heard what have you done on that tug with the Ruskies." "Lew?" "What are you doing here?" "It looks like you might have an APT for this kind of work, eh?" "Say hello to Rangie Chandana." "It's a good kid." "He dropped a diamond to Mohamed Salim." "Smug dealer." "Bad apple." "Cut you like a fish just for the hoo-hahs." "I need somebody to help me to get Rangie out of town before they curl him up his head like a Halloween pumpkin." "What do you say Barker, are you in or out?" "Where will I find this Rangie guy?" "I got hot links I was gonna grill." 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"Let us praise famous men and our fathers that begat us." "All these men were honoured in their generations and were a glory in their days." "We are here today to give thanks for the life of Harold Abrahams." "To honour the legend." "Now there are just two of us - young Aubrey Montague and myself - who can close our eyes and remember those few young men with hope in our hearts and wings on our heels." "(man) Carlton Hotel, Broadstairs, Kent." "28th June, 1924." "Dear Mum." "I'm most awfully sorry about your cold and the general dreariness." "We're also having quite bad weather here, too." "Thanks for your letters." "I'm sorry you and Pa are disappointed I should be letting the Olympic Games interfere with my shorthand." "But if you were my age, with a chance to win the World Championship in Paris you would be just as big a fool as I am." "By the way, it's awfully kind of Pa to finance me here, in spite of my idiocy." "It's marvellous for esprit de corps." "Most of the chaps have managed to get down." " Cricket, Montague, in the ballroom." " Now!" "No ball!" "Come on, Aubrey, the old leg break." " Howzat!" " Not out." "What?" "You could hear it in bloody Bournemouth!" " Come on, Liddell, my innings." " I didn't touch it." " You heard the crack of my wrist." " I saw the bloody thing bend!" "Andy!" "No tickle for me." "He's out, I tell you." "You're all deaf and bloody blind." "Aubrey, I ask you, for God's sake!" "It's not fair!" "All right." "(man) Harold's here." "As intense as ever." "Just as he was on our very first day at Cambridge." "I remember we shared a taxi together." "I'll take these." " See you inside, Aubrey." " Right." "Thank you." " Name, please." " We're new." "I can see that, laddie." "What's your name?" "Abrahams." "HM." " Top of the list." "Repton." "That the one?" " That's it." "Left a year ago." " Been doing your bit, 'ave you?" "France?" " No." "Joined too late." "Bad luck, lad." "Many a dead man would have liked a share of it." "You're right there, son." "Welcome to Caius." " Sign here." " Thank you." "It's across the courtyard, top right-hand corner, up the stairs." "Thanks." "By the way, what are your names?" "Rogers, head porter, and this is Mr Ratcliffe, my assistant." "Well, Mr Rogers, Ratcliffe I ceased to be a "laddie" when I took up the King's commission." " Is that clear?" " Yes..." "Mr Abrahams." " Quite clear." " Thank you." "I'd be obliged if you'd remember it." " See you later." " Fine." "What's your friend studying, then, son?" "Barrack-room law?" " I've no idea." " Mm." "One thing's certain." "A name like Abrahams, he won't be in the chapel choir, now, will he?" " Name?" " Montague." " What?" " Montague." "(choir sings)" "I take the war list and I run down it." "Name after name which I cannot read and which we, who are older than you cannot hear, without emotion." "Names which will be only names to you the new college." "But which to us summon up face after face full of honesty and goodness zeal and vigour and intellectual promise." "The flower of a generation." "The glory of England and they died for England and all that England stands for." "And now by tragic necessity, their dreams have become yours." "Let me exhort you." "Examine yourselves." "Let each of you discover where your true chance of greatness lies." "For their sakes for the sake of your college and your country, seize this chance." "Rejoice in it and let no power or persuasion deter you in your task." "(Aubrey) Thursday, October 10th, 1919." "My first day at Cambridge was rounded off by the freshmen's dinner, a sumptuous affair." "The master gave us a moving speech and I'm now eagerly awaiting the start of term proper." "Rugby club, golfing society, tennis squash club, flora and fauna, philately." "Is that all?" "You're an idle man!" " I've got to work some time." " Try bird-watching." "You can take a book." "How can I watch if I'm reading a book?" "Follow in the footsteps of WG." "Any Yorkshiremen here?" "I can't bat for toffee." "# Upon the battle scene" "# They fight the foe together" "# There every mother's son" "# Prepared to fight or fall is" "# The enemy of one the enemy of all is" "# The enemy of one the enemy of all is" " Abrahams, HM." " Can you manage a tenor?" " We're desperately short of tenors." " Only under torture." " Aubrey." "Sing, do you?" " School choir, that's all." "You, Stallard?" "They kicked me out of Ring-a-ring o'Roses." "Sorry about that." "We can't all be gifted." "# If everybody's somebody" "# Then no one's anybody" " Put my friend here down as well." " Steady on." "Splendid!" "Rehearsals start on Monday." "Iolanthe." " I was a boy alto." " Perfect!" "You can be Queen of the Fairies." "Where were you when your country needed you?" "We have a duty, a solemn duty, to those millions of lives needlessly slaughtered!" "# When the boys are far away" "# They dream of home" "Well, glad to have you, Stallard." "Good middle-distance men don't grow on trees." "I can't vouch for those times." "Taken with the school alarm clock, most of them." "Give or take a second, they're good enough for me." "Have you come across a fellow called Abrahams?" "HM Abrahams?" "He's challenged for the college dash." "What's so special about that?" "In all the 700 years, nobody's ever done it." "Right, what do you do?" "(applause)" "Right, chaps, thank you!" "Thank you." "Let it be known that HM Abrahams of Gonville and Caius has formally made challenge for the college dash." "(murmuring)" "You show 'em, Harold!" "For those not familiar with the rules..." "The challenger will attempt to run around the court perimeter to and from a point beneath the clock within the time taken by the clock to strike midday." "A distance traditionally recognised as one of 188 paces." "I say, Abrahams, what have you got on your feet?" "Rockets?" "The challenge will commence on the..." " Abrahams, you haven't got a chance!" " Do it for Israel!" "The challenge commences on the stroke of one." "The challenger must finish before the stroke of 12." "Come on, Abrahams, you swank!" "Will the challenger make himself ready?" "(all) Whoa!" "(applause)" "This Abrahams." "What do you know about him?" "Repton chap." "Jewish." " His father's a financier in the city." " Financier?" "What's that supposed to mean, I wonder?" "I imagine he lends money." "Exactly." "And what do they say about the son?" "Academically sound." "Arrogant." "Defensive to the point of pugnacity." "Mm." "As they invariably are." "Yet possessing a keen sense of duty and loyalty." "Do they say he can run?" "Like the wind." "Gentlemen, would you draw back, please?" "Away from the course." "Thank you." "Mr Abrahams, your position, please." "Owing to the absence of any other challenger Mr Abrahams will run alone." "Not so, Mr Starter!" "Your name and college, if you please, sir." "Lindsay." "I race beside my friend here." "We challenge in the name of Repton, Eton and Caius." "(cheering)" " (Harold) I didn't know you ran." " Nor I you." "Some chap just told me about this." "I thought I'd come and push you along." " Delighted." " Splendid." "Good luck." "Gentlemen, to your marks, if you please." "Now remember, on the first strike of 12." "(bell chimes)" "(chiming ends)" "(clock strikes)" "Come on!" "(clock strikes)" "(clock strikes)" "(clock strikes)" "(clock strikes)" "(clock strikes)" "(all) Eight!" "Nine!" "Ten!" " (all) Eleven!" " Go on!" "Go on!" "(clock strikes twelve)" "Did they both do it?" "I think not." " Young Lindsay failed by a whisker." " Pity." "(professor) Well, it's been done." "And by a Caius man!" "You must be very proud." "The first man in seven centuries." "Perhaps they really are God's chosen people, after all." "(chuckles)" "I doubt if there's a swifter man in the kingdom." "Get to your marks." "Get set." "(woman) He may be your best friend, Sandy, but he's my best brother." "I'm thinking of him and not your blessed athletics team." "His heart's set on following Father in the mission." "Do you not think he's busy enough without taking up racing?" "He's fast, Jennie." "You've seen him with a ball in his hands." "I've seen him with a Bible in his hands." "And I know which is the most important." "You can't deny him the chance." "Get him on the track, I'm telling you..." "Don't tell me, Sandy." "I don't want to hear." "Eric's special to me." "Precious." "I don't want his work spoilt with all this running talk, do you hear?" "There you are." "Well done." "You know, ladies and gentlemen one of the compensations of achieving a certain notoriety if only as a rugby player is that occasionally you're asked to give things away." "It's often said that giving beats receiving." "Let me tell you - the look of delight on those little boys' faces was worth ten of the tin pots gathering dust on my Edinburgh sideboard." "When we were in China, my father here was always waxing lyrical about his wee home in the glen." "But being oriental-born myself like my brothers and my sister here I suffered from a natural incredulity." "But looking about me now - the heather on the hills " "I can see he was right." "It's very special." "(applause)" "Thank you for welcoming us home." "And thank you for reminding me that I am, and will be whilst I breathe... (cow lows) ...a Scot." "(applause)" "Mr Provost, sir." "Before you allow Eric here to go..." "Is it not true that the main event of the meeting is still to be run?" "(provost) It is." "Aye." "The 200-yards open championship." "It's the last event of this gathering, by tradition." "Do you not think, if we can find him some kit we might persuade Scotland's finest wing to show us his paces?" "(cheering)" "What do you say, Eric?" "(starter) To your marks!" "Get set!" "(cheering)" "Didn't I tell you, Eric?" "Didn't I tell you?" "Surely a touch of liberality would do no harm." "Sandy, the kingdom of God is not a democracy." "The Lord never seeks re-election." "There's no discussion, no deliberation no referenda as to which road to take." "There's one right, one wrong one absolute ruler." " A dictator, you mean." " Aye, but a benign, loving dictator." "So much for your freedom of choice." "(Eric) You've still got a choice, Sandy." "Nobody's forcing you to follow it." "Ooh!" "Hey, hey!" " Do you know what day it is?" " Yeah." " Tell me, then." " Sunday." "The Sabbath's not a day for playing football, is it?" "No." " Are you up early in the morning?" " Me ma gets me up at seven." "We'll have a game then, then." "OK?" "Mr Liddell, is it OK if me da comes?" "Sure." "Bring your whole family." "I'll give ye a five-goal start." "You've got a train to catch at nine." "There's plenty of time." "Do you want the kid to grow up thinking God's a spoilsport?" "(chattering)" "If I may, I'd like to propose a toast." "To the Liddell family whom I'm fortunate enough to call my friends." "The Reverend JD, Mrs L, young Ernest." "Bon voyage and safe journey back to China." "May the years ahead be happy and content." "For those who remain, may God protect them inspire them and lead them to glory." "Thank you, Sandy." "That was very nice." "I'm relying on you now to keep them all out of mischief." "That I will, Mrs L. If they do transgress, I'll pop the details on a postcard." "You can read all about it before you can say Marco Polo." "Cost you a fortune in postage stamps." "Don't worry." "I shall protect my investment." "I'm going to rule you with a rod of iron." "We're going to have to watch ourselves!" "You're a very lucky young man, Eric." "You're the proud possessor of many gifts." "And it's your sacred duty to put them to good use." "Dad's right." "Run like we know you can, strong and true." "The mission cannot but gain by your success." "What we need now is a muscular Christian." "To make folks sit up and notice." "How good are you, Eric?" "Sandy reckons he'll run for Scotland before the month's out." "Then after that... the sky's the limit." "Meaning what?" "The Olympic Games, maybe?" "Eric, you can praise the Lord by peeling a spud if you peel it to perfection." "Don't compromise." "Compromise is a language of the devil." "Run in God's name and let the world stand back in wonder." "(cheering)" "# Lean and his mercy will provide" "# Trust and thy trusting soul shall prove" "# Christ is its life and Christ its love" "# Run the straight race" "# Through God's good grace" "# Lift up thine eyes" "# And seek his face" "# Life with its way before us lies" "You came to see a race today." "To see someone win." "It happened to be me." "But I want you to do more than just watch a race." "I want you to take part in it." "I want to compare faith to running in a race." "It's hard." "It requires concentration of will." "Energy of soul." "You experience elation when the winner breaks the tape especially if you've got a bet on it." "But how long does that last?" "You go home." "Maybe your dinner's burnt." "Maybe you haven't got ajob." "So who am I to say believe have faith, in the face of life's realities?" "I would like to give you something more permanent but I can only point the way." "I have no formula for winning the race." "Everyone runs in her own way or his own way." "And where does the power come from to see the race to its end?" "From within." "Jesus said "Behold, the kingdom of God is within you."" ""If with all your hearts ye truly seek me ye shall ever surely find me."" "If you commit yourself to the love of Christ then that is how you run a straight race." "Cheers." "Thanks for coming." "It's an ache." "A helplessness." "And an anger." "One feels humiliated." "Sometimes I say to myself, "Steady on, you're imagining all this."" "Then I catch that look again." "Catch it on the edge of a remark." "Feel a cold reluctance in a handshake." "That's my father." "A Lithuanian Jew." "He is alien." " He's as foreign as a frankfurter." " A kosher one at that!" "I love and admire him." "He worships this country." "From nothing, he built what he believed was enough to make true Englishmen of his sons." "My brother's a doctor." "A leader in his field." " Which one is he?" " That's me with the curls, on his back." "He wanted for nothing." "And here am I." "Setting up shop in the finest university in the land." "But the old man forgot one thing." "This England of his is Christian and Anglo-Saxon." "And so are her corridors of power." "And those who stalk them guard them with jealousy and venom." "You're right to study law." "You're quite an advocate." "A rare ethnic advantage." "It's called the gift of the gab." "So what now?" "Grin and bear it?" "No, Aubrey." "I'm going to take them on." "All of them." "One by one." "And run them off their feet." "# He is an Englishman!" "# He is an Englishman" "# For he himself has said it" "# And it's greatly to his credit" "# That he is an Englishman" "(Harold) England beckons for sprint blue." "From a special correspondent." "Clean sweep for Cambridge star." "Abrahams hat trick." "From a special correspondent." "# But in spite of all temptations" "# To belong to other nations" "# He remains an Englishman" "# He remains an" "# Englishman" "# For in spite of all temptations" "# To belong to other nations" "# He remains an Englishman" "# He remains an" "# Englishman" "Bravo!" "Bravo, Harold!" "(# "La Marseillaise" on bagpipes)" "# L'étendard sanglant est levé" "# L'étendard sanglant est levé" "# Entendez-vous dans les campagnes" "# Contre nous de la tyrannie" "# L'étendard sanglant est levé" "# L'étendard sanglant est levé" "# Entendez-vous dans les campagnes" "4-1 Liddell!" "What are you asking?" "£25, Liddell to win." "Mr Mussabini, I believe." "My name's Keddie." "Colonel John Keddie." " I'm..." " President of the Scottish Three A's." "I know, and I'm glad to know you, sir." " Ah, monsieur Sam!" "Bonjour." " Ah, bonjour." " How's the leg?" " OK." "Nasty fall you took." "Enchanté." "Good luck." "You're very welcome here, of course." "But we do have a strict amateur code." "Colonel, don't worry your head." "I'm here spectating, that's all." "Ah, good." "I felt sure you would understand." "Well, to battle!" "I hope you enjoy the games." "Games?" "You must be joking." "I've seen better-organised riots." "Come on, Scotland!" "Vive la France!" "(cheering)" "Gentlemen, get to your marks." "Get set." "(fires pistol)" "(crowd groans)" "Get up, lad." "Get up." "(crowd) Yeah." "He'll never do it." "Don't you believe it." "His head's not back yet." "Come on, Eric!" "(cheering)" "(gasps for breath)" "Get back!" "Give him air!" "Well done, Eric, son." "Well done." "He'll be right in ajiffy." "I'll go away and get his clothes." "You take good care of this lad o' yours, Mr McGrath." "Because if you drop him, you'll never find another one like this." "It's not the prettiest quarter I've ever seen, Mr Liddell." "But certainly the bravest." "Get him up." "Come on, gently." "Keep your arm around." "Mr Mussabini." "Mr Abrahams, is it?" "So you've travelled 300 mile just to see me?" "You and Liddell." "I'd heard you were both the best." "And what do you think now?" "Eric Liddell?" "I've never seen such drive, such commitment in a runner." "He runs like a wild animal." "He unnerves me." "So he should." "He frightens the living daylights out of me." "I want you to help me take him on." "Tell me, Mr Abrahams." "Are you married?" "No." "Why?" "Well when the right girl comes along how will you feel if she pops the question?" "You see, Mr Abrahams like the bridegroom it's the coach that should do the asking." "Mr Mussabini I can run fast." "With your help, I think I can run even faster." "Perhaps faster than any man ever ran." "I want that Olympic medal." "Now, I can see it there." "It's waiting for me." "But I can't get it on my own." "Well, we've an old saying in my game, son." "You can't put in what God's left out." "Now, you leave it to me." "I'll watch you." "I'll observe." "And if I think I can help - if I can see the big prize hanging there - believe me, I won't waste any time." "When we meet again I'll be the one that does the begging." "So you will watch me?" "Son, if you're good enough I'll take you apart piece by bloody piece." "Thank you." "# Three little maids who, all unwary" "# Come from a ladies' seminary" "# Freed from its genius tutelary" "# Three little maids from school" "# Three little maids from school" "# One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum" "# Two little maids in attendance come" "# Three little maids is the total sum" "# Three little maids from school" "# From three little maids, take one away" "# Two little maids remain and they" "# Won't have to wait very long, they say" "# Three little maids from school" "# Three little maids from school" "# Three little maids who, all unwary" "# Come from a ladies' seminary" "# Freed from its genius tutelary" "# Three little maids from school" " Didn't I tell you?" "Isn't she a peach?" " She's magnificent." "(applause)" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "I think it's going rather well." "I've never seen this sort of thing, but I am enjoying it." " And you, JB?" " I've done better shows myself." " Do you remember them offhand?" " (Stallard) I don't!" "So the stone heart's frail after all." " Abrahams is smitten, you say?" " Smitten?" "He's decapitated." " He won't listen to reason." " The poor lad's in love!" "He's only just set eyes on her." "I've worshipped her for years." " By the way, where is he now?" " He's gone to ask her out to dinner." " Has he, by Jove!" " In the interval?" "!" " Thank you." "Mine, I take it?" " Ah, Harold." "Lovely." "Well?" " Well what?" " Did you speak to her?" "Yes." " Is she coming?" " Yes." " To dinner?" " Yes." "Her kid brother is athletics-mad." "Always talking about me!" "Monty, you'd better have my glass." "I've a terrible feeling you're going to need it." " (end-of-interval bell)" " Sorry, Monty." "Yes, thank you very much, sir." "Yes, of course I will, sir." "Good evening, Miss Gordon!" "A triumph, I hear." "(applause)" "Who was that chap over there?" "Music critic of the Star." " Boring old buffer, really." " Well, he obviously enjoyed it." "I shouldn't think so." "They always say that." "They save the poison for the print." " A bit off tonight, I thought." " What?" "You were magnificent!" "Thank you." "One of my little maids has gone and got herself preggers with a gondolier." "We had to shove her second on tonight." "The trio..." " Your usual, Miss Gordon?" " Thank you, Toffy." "And you, sir." "Thank you." "This is Mr Abrahams." "He's a very famous runner." "He's trying your special for the first time tonight." " I hope you enjoy it, sir." " I'm sure I shall." "Well, go on then!" "It's a secret concoction of Toffy's a sort of cocktail de maison so you'd jolly well better enjoy it." " Excellent." " There, Toffy!" "You've won yourself a friend for life." "My favourite, please." " For two." " My pleasure." "What have I ordered?" "Surprise." " Cheerio." " Cheerio." "Well... the great Harold Abrahams." "My brother will be insanely jealous." "So will mine." "You don't look very ruthless." "Should I?" "According to my brother." "Tim says that's why you always win." " Why running?" " Why singing?" "It's my job." "No, that's silly." "I do it because I love it." "Do you love running?" "I'm more of an addict." "It's a compulsion." "A weapon." " Against what?" " Being Jewish, I suppose." "You're not serious?" "!" "You're not Jewish or you wouldn't ask." "Fiddlesticks!" "People don't care." "Anyway, being Jewish hasn't done you any harm." "I'm what I call semi-deprived." "That sounds clever." "What does it mean?" "It means they lead me to water, but they won't let me drink." "You're a funny old stick, Mr Harold Abrahams." "Funny but fascinating." "I'll settle for the fascinating." "Life isn't that gloomy, is it?" "Not tonight." "You're so beautiful." "Like you." "Le pied de porc anglais, madame." "Pigs' trotters." "Oh, my God." "(both laugh)" "(PA) The train arriving at platform two is the Flying Scotsman from Aberdeen." "7.30, Mr Liddell!" "7.30 on t'dot." "There you are, sir." "Hot tea and toast." "Great." " You sleep all right?" " Like a log." "Aye." "Must have a clear conscience." "Far from it." " Are we here?" " Aye, sir." "Just pulled in." "King's Cross." "Oh, and here's the paper, with your picture in." "Expecting great things, from all accounts." "Are they indeed?" " Here you are." " Much obliged, sir." "Now, no hurry." "You've got an hour before we kick you out." " And good luck for this afternoon." " Thank you." "Come on, sir." "Wake up." "King's Cross." "Aye, Mr Abrahams." "So's the Scot." "Mr Abrahams?" "Mr Liddell." "I'd like to wish you the best of success." "Thank you." "And may the best man win." "(starter) Get to your marks." "Get set." "(fires pistol)" "(cheering)" "Extraordinary." "(Miss Gordon) Harold." "Harold." "This is absolutely ridiculous." "It's a race you've lost, not a relative." "Nobody's dead." "For goodness' sake, snap out of it, Harold." "You're behaving like a child." " I lost." " I know!" "I was there, remember?" "Watching." "It was marvellous." "You were marvellous." "He was more marvellous, that's all." "On the day, the best man won." "I had to look for him." "It's absolutely fundamental." "You never look." "He was ahead." "There was nothing you could have done." "He won fair and square." "Well, that's that, Abrahams." "If you can't take a beating, it's for the best." "I don't run to take beatings!" "I run to win." "If I can't win, I won't run." "If you don't run, you can't win." "Ring me when you've sorted that one out." "Sybil..." "Don't go." "I just don't know what to do." "Try growing up." "Harold." "You're a great man." "You ran like a god." "I was proud of you." "Don't make me ashamed." "It's not the losing, Syb." "Eric Liddell's a fine man and a fine runner." "It's me!" "After all that work now, God knows, what do I aim for?" "Beating him the next time." "Sybil, I can't run any faster." "(Sam) Mr Abrahams!" "Mr Abrahams!" "I can find you another two yards." "(Sam) Charlie Paddock." "Californian cannonball." "World's fastest human." "Winner, 100 metres, Olympic Games 1920, Antwerp." "Time?" " 10.3." "Jackson Scholz the New York Thunderbolt." "Runner-up, Olympic Games, 1920." "Lost by looking right." "Look, here's the finish." "You see?" "Paddock, leaping past him at the tape?" "That glance cost Scholz the race." " Scholz's fastest?" " 10.3... 4." "Eric Liddell." "Well, you know all about him." "Look at them." "Think them." "Breathe them." "I want their faces leering at you every time you shut your eyes." "The Flying Scotsman first." "That bloody well hurt." "What, Eric Liddell?" "Well, he's no real problem." "He's a great runner but he needs to go further out." " He's no 100-metres man." " He could have fooled me!" "Yeah, he's fast." "But he won't go any faster, not in the dash, anyway." "He's a gut runner." "He's all heart." "Digs deep." "A short sprint is run on nerves." " It's tailor-made for neurotics." " Thanks very much." "No, I mean it." "You can push guts, bully them, but you can hone nerves." "Paddock, Scholz and Eric Liddell." "Come here a minute, Mr Abrahams." "Now, do you know why you lost the other day?" "Because you're overstriding." "Just a couple of inches." "Now..." "These coins represent the strides in your hundred metres." "Have you got another two coins, Mr Abrahams?" "Well, maybe we can find them." "As I said overstriding." "Death to the sprinter." "Slap in the face each stride you take." "Knocks you back." "Like that." "Like that and that!" "(chuckling)" "Now..." "I want you to imagine you're running on hot bricks." "If you leave your feet too long on the ground, they'll get burnt." "Up, up, up." "Light, light, light!" "Light as a feather." "Set!" "(fires pistol)" "No!" "Not your head back again!" "Get it level!" "Go and do it again." "That's it!" "Faster, come on!" "Pass the car!" "Go on!" "Go on!" "Go on!" "Go on, go on, on, on!" "Come on, now!" "Keep it up, come on!" "Rhythm, Mr Abrahams, rhythm!" "(# congregation sings "The Lord Is My Shepherd")" "(Eric's sister) Training, training." "All I ever hear is training." "Do you believe in what we're doing here or not?" "Look, Jennie, I'm sorry." "I was late." "I apologise." " It's all very well, Eric." " Look, I said I was sorry." "To me." "It's not me you've insulted." "Away with your bother!" "The Lord'll not feel slighted at the missing of a bus." "Yes, Eric, you missed a bus." "But why?" "Your mind's not with us any more, son." "It's full of running and starting and medals and pace." "It's so full of it, you've no room for standing still." "Jennie, Jennie, Jennie!" "Don't fret yourself." "I do fret myself, Eric." "I'm frightened for you." "I'm frightened for what it all might do to you." "(clears throat) Please, Mr Liddell." "Would you sign your name, please?" "Surely." "You want to pick yourself a pen?" " There you are." " Thanks." "Come on, Jennie, let's go for a walk." "I've got something to say." "(train whistle)" "It's a sight and a half, in't it, Jennie?" "Auld Reekie." "I'll be sad to leave it." "I've decided." "I'm going back to China." "The missionary service have accepted me." "Oh, I'm so pleased!" "But I've got a lot of running to do first." "Jennie..." "Jennie, you've got to understand." "I believe that God made me for a purpose." "For China." "But he also made me fast." "And when I run..." "I feel his pleasure." "To give it up would be to hold him in contempt." "You were right." "It's notjust fun." "To win is to honour him." "Jennie..." "Jennie." "I've got my degree to get." "All that work." "Then there's Paris." "The Olympic Games." "There's just not enough of me." "I'm asking you to manage the mission on your own till then." "Will you do that for me, Jennie?" "(Sybil) Andy, I've lost him." "Can't reach him." "(Andy) You will, old girl." "You will." "(Sybil) He says he needs to clear his mind of me." "He can't love me and say that." "Syb." "The world's against him, or so he believes." "Now he's got a chance to prove himself." "He can't see or hear anything beyond that, not even you." "It's hard, I know, but you've just got to try and understand." " Why should I?" " Because he's what you want, isn't he?" "What about you?" "And Stallard and Aubrey?" "You're still the same." "The chance is there for you too." "To be a fastest, yes, but not the fastest." "The fastest man ever before." "Father's never going to learn how to do that." "That's immortality." "Just think what it means to a man like Harold." "Well, to me the whole thing's fun." "I don't need that." ""Cast care aside" and all that." "But for Harold, it's a matter of life and death." " So all I can do is wait?" " 'Fraid so." "And pray like hell that he wins!" "And if he doesn't?" "You mustn't worry, old thing." "I've never ever seen a man so smitten as our Harold." "It's just that I'm a little envious, that's all." "Oh, Andy." " Your parasol, Miss Gordon." " Thank you, Mildred." "Good luck tonight." "He's a damned fool!" "I always thought the Irish had all the luck!" " John, Savoy Theatre." " Yes, sir." "Splendid." "Mildred, would you get my spikes?" "Ready, my lord!" "Now, Coote, if I shed a drop I want to know." "Touch but not spill, what?" "(professor) Life slips by, Abrahams." "Life slips by." "But this fine old university of ours, she offers some rare consolations." "Beyond measure, sir." "I can take it, then, that you would be acutely grieved to discover that any behaviour or action on your part were causing her grief?" "Naturally, sir." "I would, deeply." "Good." "I was sure of it." "Here in Cambridge, we've always been proud of our athletic prowess." "We believe, we've always believed, that our games are indispensable in helping to complete the education of an Englishman." "They create character." "They foster courage, honesty and leadership." "But most of all, an unassailable spirit of loyalty..." " Would you agree?" " Yes, sir." "I would." "I'm afraid there is a growing suspicion in the bosom of this university - and I tell you this without in any way decrying your achievements, in which we all rejoice - that in your enthusiasm for success you have perhaps lost sight of some of these ideals." "May I ask what form this disloyalty, this betrayal, takes?" " Oh, hardly betrayal!" " The word grief was mentioned." "It's said that you use a personal coach." "Mr Mussabini, yes." " Is he Italian?" " Of Italian extraction, yes." " I see." " But not all Italian." " I'm relieved to hear it." " He's half Arab!" "Do we take it that you employ this Mr Mussabini on a professional basis?" "Sam Mussabini is the finest, most advanced clearest-thinking athletics coach in the country." "I'm honoured to be worthy of his attention." "Nevertheless, he's a professional." "What else would he be?" "He's the best." "Ah, but there, Mr Abrahams, I'm afraid our paths diverge." "You see, this university believes that the way of the amateur is the only one to provide satisfactory results." "I am an amateur." "You're being trained by a professional." "You've adopted a professional attitude." "For the past year, you have concentrated on developing your own technique in the headlong pursuit, may I suggest, of individual glory." "Not a policy very conducive to the fostering of esprit de corps." "I am a Cambridge man first and last." "I am an Englishman first and last." "What I have achieved, what I intend to achieve, is for my family my university and my country." "And I bitterly resent your suggesting otherwise." "Your aim is to win at all costs, is it not?" "At all costs, no." "But I do aim to win within the rules." "Perhaps you would rather I played the gentleman and lost?" "To playing the tradesman, yes." "My dear boy, your approach has been, if I may say so, a little too plebeian." "You are the elite and are therefore expected to behave as such." "Thank you, sir for your hospitality." "The evening has been most illuminating." "Good night to you, sir." "You know, gentlemen you yearn for victory, just as I do." "But achieved with the apparent effortlessness of gods." "Yours are the archaic values of the prep school playground." "You deceive no one but yourselves." "I believe in the pursuit of excellence and I'll carry the future with me." "(door closes)" "Well, there goes your Semite, Hugh." "A different god." "A different mountain top." "(men shouting) Harold!" "Harold!" "We're in." "All of us!" "You, Henry, Andy and me, we're all in!" "You 100 and 200, Andy 400 and hurdles Henry the mile, and me the steeplechase." "Paris, here we come!" "Eric Liddell's picked too." "Rivals under the same flag." "Your chance to get even, eh?" "I can't wait." "Welcome to Dover, my Lord Birkenhead." "Lord Birkenhead, are the Yanks so well trained that they'll wipe the floor with our boys?" "It's certainly true that the Americans have prepared seriously some would say too seriously, to gain success." "But we feel we may, in our unsophisticated way, have their match." "Sir, do you think the British team stand a chance against such great American athletes as Charlie Paddock and Jackson Scholz?" "You Americans have a number of men who are rated as world-beaters but this contest is in Europe, not in the rarefied climes of the United States." "Parisian conditions are bound to be more robust more combative and certainly more cavalier." "Lord Birkenhead, are the Yanks so well trained that they will wipe the floor with our boys?" "Gentlemen, Abrahams, Liddell and Lindsay..." "We have the men who could give them a run for their money." "Eric!" "Sandy!" "You haven't come all the way from Scotland just to see me off, have you?" "I have not." "I'm seeing myself off." "Come on, or we'll miss the boat." "Hey, Mr Liddell!" "What do you think of your chances against Abrahams?" "I'll do my best." "Can do no less." "Mr Liddell, sir!" "What about the qualifying heats on Sunday?" " What did you say?" " On Sunday!" "Do you think you can beat the Americans?" "There's Mr Abrahams!" "There he is!" " Mr Abrahams!" " Sorry, I've no time..." "Hello, Jeremy." " Gilbert and Sullivan will win." " Thanks very much." " Harold!" " Sybil." " I came to wish you luck." " I'm glad." "I understand." "I wanted you to know that." "I'll be here when you come back." "(ship's horn)" "(man) Hurry along, Mr Abrahams." "She's about to sail!" "I must go." "I'll see you in three weeks." "Bye-bye." "Mind your step, sir." "We want you to get there in one piece." " When did you get to know?" " Did you not read the papers this morning?" "The heats for the 100 are on the Sunday after the opening ceremony the semis and final a couple of days after." "It's only a heat." "Does it make all that difference?" "Yeah." "Yeah, it does." "(laughter and applause)" "And strong though the temptation may be to disport your newly acquired finery around the streets of Paris - if they aren't temptation enough - may I ask you on behalf of the Olympic Committee to save your sartorial splendour until at least after the opening ceremony." "May I remind you you are the favoured few." "You constitute what is without doubt the most powerful athletic force ever to leave these shores." "You are to face the world's best - brown and yellow, white and black young and ardent as yourselves fleet of foot and strong of limb from every civilised nation on the face of the earth." "I have no doubt that you will acquit yourselves honourably and... with distinction." "Good luck to you all." "(Jennie) Your mind's not with us any more." "It's full of sprinting and starting and medals and pace." "It's so full of it, you've no room for standing still!" "(Eric) Jennie, Jennie!" "Don't fret yourself." "(Jennie) I do fret myself, Eric." "I'm frightened for you." "I'm frightened what it all might do to you." " (Eric) Do you know what day it is?" " (boy) Yeah." "Sunday." "(Eric) The Sabbath's not a day for playing football, is it?" "(Birkenhead) It's an awful step you're taking, Liddell." "The whole of Britain will be watching you." "I don't know that they'll understand." "I'm not sure that I understand." "I'm not sure that I do either, sir." "For the last three years I've devoted myself to my running just to be on this ship." "I gave up my rugby." "My work has suffered." "And I've deeply hurt someone I hold very dear." "Because I told myself if I win, I win for God." "And now I find myself sitting here, destroying it all." "But I have to." "To run would be against God's law." "I was mistaken." "My boy - as things stand, you must not run." "But I want you to hold your fire for a while, Liddell." "Leave everything to me." "Say nothing." "Wait until we get to Paris." "I'll have a word with the French." "I'm not without a certain pull and we fought in the war together." "They do owe us something." "I don't understand." "They're not a very principled lot, the Frogs." "But, when faced with a stand like yours one never knows." "I might get through." "I just might possibly persuade them." "The French, sir?" "What can they do?" "Shift that bloody heat of yours, of course." "Good evening." "(Eric) Good night, sir." "# With cat-like tread" "# Upon our prey we steal" "# In silence dread" "# Our cautious way we feel" "# No sound at all" "# We never speak a word" "# A fly's footfall would be distinctly heard" "# Come friends, who plough the sea" "# Truce to navigation" "# Take another station" "# Let's vary piracy" "# With a little burglary" "(Aubrey) I wish you could see, Ma, the wonderful spirit abroad now we've left home." "Harold on the piano with his beloved Gilbert and Sullivan." "We're all laughing and relaxing, chatting about anything but running." "We're here for Britain and we know it." "I'm here for you, Ma." "You and Pa." "I hope I do you proud." "There's not a chap amongst us who isn't ready to burst his heart for all we've left behind." "(photographer) Attention!" "(# band plays "When Johnny Comes Marching Home")" "(cheering)" "(# band plays "The Star-Spangled Banner")" "(# pianist plays "The Star-Spangled Banner")" "(Andy whispers) "American champions arrive in France."" "There's Paddock." "Charles Paddock." " There's Fitch." " My God!" "And there's Scholz." "(Harold) Yes, that's Scholz all right." "A bit more my size." "Mean with it, though." "10.4." "Got your plate full there, Harold." "Battle on your hands, what!" "Charles H Paddock and Jackson Scholz." "The fastest men in the world." "Push it!" "Come on, that's more like it!" "One, two!" "One, two!" "One, two!" "Come on now!" "Keep doin' it like that, come on!" "Hey, Scholzy!" "(band plays)" "(applause)" "(cheering)" "(cheering)" "Nous jurons être venus à ces huitièmes Olympiades animés par le respect des règlements qui les gouvernent et désireux de participer pour la gloire de nos pays et à I'honneur du sport." "(# La Marseillaise)" "# Amour sacré de la Patrie" "# Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs!" "# Liberté, Liberté chérie" "# Combats avec tes défenseurs!" "# Combats avec tes défenseurs!" "# Sous nos drapeaux, que la victoire" " Good luck, Andy." " Good luck, Harry." "Monty." "(starter) Silence!" "À vos marques!" "Prêt!" "(fires pistol)" "(ecstatic cheering)" "Your Royal Highness, may I introduce Mr Tom Watson, representing New Zealand." "How do you do?" "You've come a long way." "I'm from Oxford, sir." "They wrote to me." "Said as I was over here, I might as well take part." " Economical." "But can you run?" " I'll give it a try, sir." " That's the spirit." "Best of luck to you." " Thank you, sir." "(applause)" "The royal benediction, no less." " The chap's invaluable." " Hear, hear!" "Henry V and all that." "Protocol, Monty." "Protocol." "He's here to show us what may be done - and more essentially, what may not be." "Jackson Scholz." "How do you do?" "I'm Eric Liddell." "Well, we've heard a lot about you." "Ah, Liddell!" "Excuse me." "I was afraid you weren't here." "I'm afraid I am, sir." "Fine." "Do you good." "Take you out of yourself a bit." "The Prince of Wales would like to meet you." "No." "No." "No, sir." "It wouldn't be right." "Liddell... he is your future king." "Are you refusing to shake his hand?" "Does your arrogance extend that far?" "My arrogance, sir, extends just as far as my conscience demands." "Fine." "Then let's hope that's wise enough to give you room for manoeuvre." "All right, sir." "Splendid." "I'll take you to him now." "Your Royal Highness, may I present Mr Eric Liddell?" "Delighted, Liddell." "Delighted." "I saw you play for Scotland." "It depressed me no end." "Ran in a couple of tries from your own half." "I believe I did, sir, yes." "Nice to have you on the same side at last." "Excellent effort of Lindsay's, don't you think?" " He did well, sir." "He did indeed." " An example to us all." "Eric, may I introduce His Grace the Duke of Sutherland president of our Olympic Association?" " How do you do?" " And our chairman, Lord Cadogan." "(Birkenhead) Have a seat." "Make yourself comfortable." "Cigar?" "Oh, no, of course." "You don't." "Nor drink." "Such is the resolution of the young man you have before you, gentlemen." "Lord Birkenhead has advised us as to your attitude towards your participation in the 100-metres heats, Liddell." "Or would your non-participation be more accurate?" "It would, sir, yes." "We were also consulted as to how we should approach the French." "Something we can't allow, going cap in hand to the Frogs, of all people!" "Simply out of the question." "A simple matter of national dignity." "Being a patriot, I'm sure you understand." "I must say, sir, I felt it was an impractical suggestion." "(Birkenhead) Why didn't you damn well say so?" "As an athlete, you value economy of effort." "I wanted to run." "I was desperate enough to try anything." "Well, all that being understood we decided to invite you in for a little chat to see if there's any way we can help resolve the situation." "(Cadogan) There's only one solution." "That's for this man to change his mind and run." "(Prince) Don't state the obvious, Cadogan." "We've to explore ways in which we can help this young man to reach that decision." "I'm afraid there are no ways, sir." "I won't run on the Sabbath and that's final." "I intended to confirm this with Lord Birkenhead tonight even before you called me up before this inquisition." "Don't be impertinent." "The impertinence lies with those who seek to influence a man to deny his beliefs." "On the contrary, Liddell." "We're appealing to your beliefs." "In your country and your king." "Your loyalty to them." "Hear, hear." "In my day, it was king first, God after." "And the war to end wars bitterly proved your point." "God made countries." "God makes kings and the rules by which they govern." "And those rules say that the Sabbath is his." "And I for one intend to keep it that way." "(Prince) Mr Liddell." "You're a child of your race... as I am." "We share a common heritage, a common bond, a common..." "loyalty." "There are times when we are asked to make sacrifices in the name of that loyalty and without them our allegiance is worthless." "As I see it, for you this is such a time." "Sir..." "God knows, I love my country." "But I can't make that sacrifice." "(knock at door)" "(man) Come in!" "Your Royal Highness..." "Lord Lindsay." "Your Highness, Cadogan, gentlemen." "I do apologise for barging in like this." "The fact is I am fully aware of Eric's dilemma." "I wondered if I could be so bold as to suggest a possible solution." "(Cadogan) Do." "Yes." "Another day, another race." "What the devil's that supposed to mean?" "It's quite simple as a matter of fact, sir." "The 400 metres." "It's on Thursday." "I've already got my medal." "So why don't you let Eric take my place in the quarter?" "I think that's a splendid idea." "Can we allow him to change events at such short notice?" "That's a matter for the committee." "We are the committee." "I think it's a very good idea." "David?" "All those in favour say aye." "(all) Aye." "Liddell?" " Andy, I..." " A pleasure, old chap." "Just to see you run." "Aye." "(Prince) Well, that's settled." "A sticky moment, George." "Thank God for Lindsay." "I thought the lad had us beaten." "He did have us beaten, FE." " And thank God he did." " I don't quite follow you." "The lad, as you call him, is a true man of principle and a true athlete." "His speed is a mere extension of his life, its force." "We sought to sever his running from himself." "For his country's sake, yes." "No sake is worth that, FE." "Least of all a guilty national pride." ""Lindsay makes way for Liddell."" ""400 metres for defecting Scot."" ""'Smacks of fanaticism,' says official."" ""'Man of principle,' says primate."" ""We should be proud."" " So that's the Olympic Stadium." " That's it, Sam." "It's as good as being in there, isn't it?" "Better!" "Seeing as I'm persona non grata." "Yeah." "It's tiptop, Mr Abrahams." "You've done a grand job." "If we don't win now, we never will." "Have I got everything, Sam?" "Everything you need?" "Er..." "Yes." "All we need now is Sunday." "(church bell tolls)" "(# organ)" "(Eric) My text this afternoon is taken from Isaiah, chapter 40." "Behold." "The nations are as a drop in the bucket and are counted as the small dust in the balance." "All nations before him are as nothing." "They are counted to him less than nothing and vanity." "He bringeth the princes to nothing." "He maketh the judges of the earth as a vanity." "Hast thou not known?" "Hast thou not heard that the everlasting God, the Lord the creator of the ends of the earth fainteth not neither is weary?" "Juvenile!" "Oldest con in the business." "I know, Sam." "He giveth power to the faint and to them that have no strength he increaseth might." "But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength." "They shall mount up with wings, as eagles." "They shall run and not be weary." "They shall walk and not faint." "(Harold) Do you remember when we first bumped into each other, old man?" "We shared a taxi, remember?" "You made me feel an age old, burdened, sour..." "Even superior." "That was the miscalculation of my life." "You, Aubrey are my most complete man." "You're brave kind." "A content man." "That's your secret." "Contentment." "I'm 24 and I've never known it." "I'm forever in pursuit and I don't even know what it is I'm chasing." "Aubrey, old chap, I'm scared." "Sam and I, we've laboured, rowed and bullied for this." "Day in, day out." "You've seen us - chuckled over us, I'll be bound." "Out in all weathers." "Madmen." "And for what?" "I was beaten out of sight in the 200." "Then I let Paddock trick me in the semi." "Now, in one hour's time, I'll be out there again." "I'll raise my eyes and look down that corridor four-feet wide with ten lonely seconds to justify my whole existence." "But will I?" "Aubrey, I've known the fear of losing." "But now I'm almost too frightened to win." "(Sam) Dear Mr Abrahams." "You must please pardon my not coming to see you run much as I would like to do so." "However, I believe and hope you will win the 100 metres." "Go out determined to do your best." "And don't forget drop down at the first stride." "Get well warmed up and then let the gun release you." "I should use the springy old six-spike shoes." "All the best of luck." "From yours truly, Sam Mussabini." "PS." "Please accept the charm." "My old father swore by it." "(band plays)" "(cheering)" "No regrets, Eric, that you're not down there with them?" "Yeah." "No doubts, though." "Your Royal Highness, may I present Mr Bowman of the United States?" "Mr Bowman." " Mr Murchison." " Mr Murchison." "And Mr Watson of New Zealand I believe you know." " Oh, yes, Mr Watson." "How are you?" " Very well, sir." "Good." " Mr Paddock." " Ah, Mr Paddock." "Dinner for your whole team at my club when we get back to London." "Now if you win, I pay, Abrahams wins, you pay, all right?" "Sir, you have yourself a deal." "Done." " The best of luck to you." " And to you, sir." " Mr Scholz." " Scholz." "And this is our Harold Abrahams." " Good luck, Abrahams." " Thank you, sir." "Do your best." "That's all we can expect." " Good luck, Abrahams." " Thank you, sir." "Come on, Charlie!" "Charlie, Charlie, rah rah rah!" "Prêt!" "Head down." "(Sam) Watch the first stride." "Go for release." "(fires pistol)" "(cheering)" "(fires pistol)" "(announcer) Premier numéro 419." "Abrahams, Grande Bretagne." "Temps, 10 secondes, trois cinquièmes." "Second, 74." "Scholz, États Unis." "(cheering)" "(# band plays "God Save The Queen")" "Harold!" "(laughs)" "My son." "(chattering)" " Harold!" " Ssh, ssh, ssh!" "Leave him be." "The poor fella's whacked." " But he won!" " Exactly." "One of these days, Monty, you're going to win yourself." "And it's pretty difficult to swallow." " (knock at door)" " Come in." "Mrs Abrahams just rang, miss." "The Daily Express." "They've been on from Paris." "Mr 'Arold." "He won!" "She told me to tell you he won!" "Thank you very much, Bill." "Oh, it's 15 minutes to curtain-up, miss." "He did it, sir." "Thank you, Matthews." ""Abrahams triumphant."" ""Caius College athlete wins blue riband at Games."" "Just as I expected." "(Sam) Yes, you've always thought of yourself as a ruthless man." "Hard." "Bit of a loner, like me." "But actually, you're as soft as a limp pocket." "Oh, you care." "Care about things that really matter." "If you didn't, I wouldn't have come within a mile of you." "Do you know who you won for out there today?" "Hmm?" "Us!" "You and old Sam Mussabini." "I've waited 30 bloody years for this." "Pardon, messieurs." "Il faut partir maintenant." "Il est trois heures du matin." "Oh!" "Harold!" "It means the world to me, this, you know." "And if all the world can do is to want to go home to bed, then they can go to hell!" "Because we've had today you and me and we've got it for keeps." "So now it's out o' yer system go home to that girl o' yours and start some bloody living." "Yes?" " To Sam Mussabini." " Oh." "The greatest trainer in the world." "Hm?" "(Sam) Tell him." "Get some more." "(Harold) Come on, Sam." "We're going home." "(applause)" "(announcer) The final of the 400 metres." "Taylor." "États Unis." "Numéro 278." "Good luck." "Don't expect I'll see you till after the race." "What's the deal with this guy Liddell?" "Is he a problem?" "No problem." "He's a flyer." "He's had two races today already." "He'll die." "Just swing along, you guys, and wait." "After 300 metres, rigor mortis sets in." "You'll pull him in on a rope." "Good luck, Taylor." " Watch out for Liddell." " Coach says no problem." "He's got something personal to prove." "Something guys like Coach'll never understand." "(Jennie) Excuse me." "Jennie!" "(chanting) USA!" "USA!" "USA!" "It says in the Old Book, "He that honours me I will honour."" ""Good luck." "Jackson Scholz."" "À vos marques!" "Prêt!" "(cheering)" "(Eric) So where does the power come from to see the race to its end?" "From within." "Come on, Liddell!" "(Eric) Jennie I believe God made me for a purpose." "But he also made me fast." "And when I run I feel his pleasure." "(ecstatic cheering)" "(announcer) Premier, Liddell." "Grande Bretagne." "47 secondes, trois cinquièmes." "Nouveau record olympique et mondial amateur." "(train whistle)" "# And did those feet in ancient time" "# Walk upon England's mountains green?" "# And was the Holy Lamb of God" "# On England's pleasant pastures seen?" "# And did the countenance divine" "# Shine forth upon our clouded hills?" "# And was Jerusalem builded here" "# Among those dark satanic mills?" "(Aubrey) Well, Andy." "He did it." "Hm?" "What's that, old boy?" "He ran them off their feet." "Subtitles by Visiontext" "ENGLISH SDH"
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"Synchro:" "ShalimarFox, Kiry" " Good morning." " Good morning." "What's that?" "Real-estate flyer." "Four bedrooms, ranch style, big backyard, a pool, a custom gourmet kitchen." " And it's within our price range?" " Yeah." "Where's it located?" "New copper plumbing, new electric, new roof." "Where, though?" "Great school district, perfect for starting a family." " Fritzy, where is it?" " Calabasas." "Cal who?" "Your phone... is the duplex, this tissue box..." "Parker center, your shoes the FBI on wilshire, your underwear the valley." "And Calabasas is?" "There." " That's not even Los Angeles." " It's L.A. County." "Just see the place before you decide you hate it." "Brenda, Los Angeles is a big place." "Are you saying you don't want me looking anywhere in the valley?" "Answer, answer, answer." "Let it go to voice mail." "Deputy chief Johnson." "Yes, sergeant Gabriel." "When was that reported?" "Okay, where are you now?" "I'll be there shortly." "Critical missing,13-year-old boy missing 1 hour and 35 minutes." "You want to call the office and volunteer?" "We could practice carpooling." "Sergei Monroe, age 13." "According to his parents, they sent him to his room last night for arguing with his 16-year-old sister, Theresa, at approximately 8:00 p. m." "Yesterday evening." "This morning, 6:00 a. m., Sergei's mother goes to wake him up, he's gone." "They look around for about 30 minutes, called 911." "Do the Monroes have a home-security system, alarms, video cameras?" "No, but apparently Sergei does have a cellphone." "We've been calling it, but it just keeps going straight to voice mail." "Any sign of forced entry, busted windows, locks?" "No, and we interviewed Mr. and Mrs. Monroe, and their daughter all individually, they all say the same thing." " It was a normal evening." " Kid could be a runaway." "He's done this before." "His father said he called 911 as a precaution anyway." "Or because they're in denial." "All right, David." "Mrs. Monroe, Mr. Monroe," "I'm deputy chief Brenda Leigh Johnson of the L.A.P.D., and this is agent Fritz Howard from the FBI." " My god FBI?" " We help out with critical missings." "Critical?" "What?" "Anytime a child 13 or under goes missing, we classify their return as our highest priority, which means we won't stop looking until we find your son." "But Sergei's just..." "I told your detectives, he's probably gonna show up at school any minute, if he tries to come home, he's gonna see all of you and think he's in even more trouble." "Sergei's run away twice before." "He's had a few problems adapting lately." "Adapting to what?" "America." " Where's he from?" " Russia." "We adopted him five years ago." "And you found him through?" "An orphanage." "He had no family." "There's no one." "There's no one in Russia that's gonna be looking for Sergei or trying to kidnap him." "This is... my god." "So, the last time you saw Sergei was 8:00 p. m. last night after you sent him to his room for arguing with his sister." " Yes." " And what was the argument about?" "Just him using Theresa's things without permission." "I mean, this is nothing we haven't gone through before." "And where's your daughter now?" "Theresa, we need to talk to you again." "Theresa, open the door, please." "So, the entire world stops to pay attention to Sergei." "Is that it?" "I see you like your privacy." "You see my hair?" "It used to be a lot longer than this." "Then one night Sergei thought it would be funny to cut it off while I was sleeping." "He does cute stuff like that." "For example, torturing and killing my cat." "And no matter what dad tells you that's why he put the lock on my door;" "Because Sergei is a psycho." "You and Sergei had an argument last night." "What was that about?" "He and his little pathetic friend Jason were..." "Jason?" "Who's jason?" "Jason Hetner." "He'll do anything Sergei tells him." "It's pitiful." "And yesterday they both created yet another nightmare for our next-door neighbor, Mr. Taft." "What did they do to the neighbor, your brother." "Sergei's not my brother!" "He's only here because my mom wanted to have a boy, and she couldn't have one herself." "You listen to me, theresa." "Sergei is missing." "This is very serious!" " Someone may have taken him or..." " Taken him?" "Come with me." "You really think someone would want to abduct a kid who draws like this?" "Dad has to paint over the walls in here all the time." "Chief, excuse me." "There's something you should see." "You're so worried about what someone might be doing to Sergei." "I think you should be more concerned about what Sergei is doing to someone else." " Dried blood." " Yeah, I think so, too." "S.I.D. is analyzing the sample right now." " And the turn signal's cracked." " Is that hair?" "It is." "Short, black, pulled from the root." " Could be the boy's." " I guess." " Looks close." " Whose car is this?" " Theresa's." " OK, let's impound the vehicle," "Theresa also said something about Sergei and a next-door neighbor, a Mr. Taft." "Let's see if we can talk to him." "Chief, chief, this way." "According to a lady three houses down, a Mr. Taft?" "Divorced, lives alone," "Had an argument last night with Mr. Monroe." "They were standing right out here in the street, screaming and yelling at each other about sergei." "Now, she doesn't know why." "Sanchez is already over here at the taft house, right here." "So, we're looking at a runaway here or not?" "I'd rather have Sergei answer that question." "Look here." "These look like fresh tire tracks, chief." " See if they match Theresa's car." " Chief," "No one's answering the door, but there's something in the backyard" " that we should look at." " OK." "Is it locked?" "Fritzy, do you mind?" "Want to lose the bag?" "What is that?" "A grave?" "We got to get in there." "Oh, for heaven's sakes." "Call judge Reisser." "Get a search warrant for the house, the yard, and the cars." "Meanwhile, gentlemen, we have exigent circumstances, let's start digging now." " You don't want to wait for a warrant?" " No, no." "That grave is probable cause." "Shovel, shovel, please!" "Get the warrant anyway." "I don't want a murderer to get away on a technicality." "Thank you, thank you, detective." "Hold it, hold it, hold it." "I got something." "I got something." "Okay." "Easy, easy." " It's stiff, chief." "It's stiff." " OK." "Hey!" "What's going on here?" "!" "What are you doing on my property?" "!" "L.A.P.D. We've got a search warrant." "Get him out of here." " What is going on?" "!" " We have a warrant." "You have no right to do this!" "No right!" "What the hell are you doing on my property?" "!" " Police business, sir." " You have no right to do this!" "Instead of digging up Ralphie, why don't you arrest that little son of a bitch Sergei that killed my dog?" "You saw Sergei Monroe do this to your dog?" "Trust me..." "The kid did it." " When was the last time you saw him?" " Yesterday morning." "What?" "Is Sergei missing?" "Did he run away... again?" "'cause if he has, why don't you do everyone in the neighborhood a favor and stop looking for him?" "Sir, I find your attitude towards this boy worrisome." "How about this for an attitude?" "I want that kid dead." "How about that?" "You want some more suspects?" "Why don't you go up and down our street?" "Ask anyone, 'cause everyone hates Sergei;" "Not just me." "And his parents are useless." "Why didn't you report him to the police?" "I did!" "But you people, you didn't do anything at all." "And what's the result?" "Yesterday I came home from work to find my dog dead on my front lawn." "Sergei and that creepy kid." "They let him out of the backyard and they ran him down in cold blood." "Now, when you say Sergei ran over Ralphie, you mean this 13-year-old kid was driving the vehicle?" "Yeah, yeah, he's done it several times." "He takes his big sister's car out on the street for a race." "And that's against the law, isn't it?" "What'd you do about that?" "Nothing." "So, after you found your dog, you went across the street and argued with Sergei's father." "I told brian before that I would sue his ass, and I will." "What else did you tell him?" "A neighbor heard you arguing." "Did you threaten Sergei?" "I don't remember what I said." "I'll tell you what I did." "I took my dog, who never hurt anyone, and I gave him a decent burial." "And then I got drunk." "And if that's a crime, then go ahead and arrest me." "Excuse me one second." "Yeah..." "listen..." "Let's you and I go take a walk, okay?" "Do me a favor." "Put your hands in your pockets." "Okay, do you want to arrest Mr. Taft for burying his dog in his backyard?" " Ralphie is not our victim." " But he could be our motive." "Or a good reason for sergei to vamoose." "It explains why the Monroes weren't very specific about the argument they had with their son." "I sent a patrol car over to check Sergei's best friend, Jason." "Nobody home, and he didn't go to school today, either." "But no one's reported him missing, and Jason and Sergei both have rap sheets." "I'm waiting to get them, but who knows?" "Maybe they took off somewhere together." "So, we need to have a discussion about circumstances." "What circumstances?" "You want to call off the critical missing?" "This kid, Sergei, has an extensive juvenile record and a history of running away." "It appears that his father punished him, not unjustly, and the boy ran off in the middle of the night." "If we investigated everything based on appearances," " we'd have a whole lot less to do." " Do I get a vote here?" "I think it is too early to say what happened." "I'd like a vote, too, because, as of 3:00 p. m. today, I'm gonna have both presidential candidates in town, and" "I guess I'm gonna have to decide which one not to protect." "So, tell me, chief Johnson, is half my security force out there looking for a runaway?" "You want me to decide right now if this is a critical missing?" " I do." " Would you be applying this kind of pressure if it was your kid we were looking for?" "The city of Los Angeles does not want or expect me to run this department the way I do my family." "Sergei was two weeks shy of his 14th birthday." "If his parents called 91115 days later, we would have sent one patrol car, two uniforms, and filed a report." "So, what are we doing here?" "It doesn't feel like a critical missing." " It really doesn't." " Thank you." "Priority homicide will continue the search for Sergei Monroe." "Meanwhile, commander Taylor, break down the crisis center." "Tell the press that, in line with the family's wishes, we're treating this situation as a runaway." "Agent Howard, if you remain concerned, you're welcome to stay, of course." "Chief, that guy's crying again." "I put him in the back of my car." "What do you want me to do with him?" "Lieutenant Flynn, you can let Mr. Taft go for now." "And if you would, please help me take Ralphie back across the street." "Thank you." "Chief, the blood on the front of Theresa monroe's car is, as suspected, canine, and they've matched one of the hairs embedded in the front fender to poor Ralphie." "Who was run over by Sergei, if we can believe Mr. Taft." "Chief, I'm guessing that you can trust Mr. Taft on this." "I mean, apart from being a building contractor, and I've never had a good experience with a building contractor yet" "Mr. Taft has no record." "Well, our boy Sergei's got him beat big-time." "I've got his rap sheet here." "Charges range from vandalism to marijuana possession." "Underage driving without a license?" "Twice." "Also, three times for truancy and disturbing the peace with guess who." "Jason Hetner." "Maybe these two boys are just hidding out together." "Or they were abducted together." "Jason's 14, 6 months older than Sergei." "His parents divorced last year, and he's been slipping out of school ever since, compiling his own history with the L.A.P.D." "Tried contacting his mother on her cell, home, and office..." "No answer." "Yeah, and there's still no answer at the door at the house, either." "Okay, I want to check the dates on their arrest records, see how often they were picked up together and..." "And where." " Detective Sanchez." " As soon as either one of them makes a call, we can lock onto the cellphone tower they're using and find them." "Why have you stopped looking for my son?" "My whole division is applying every resource at its disposal to find your son." "So, Mr. Monroe, this morning, you were certain that Sergei had run away." "He's never been gone more than five hours before, never." "And you said you wouldn't stop the search until you found him." "I haven't stopped." "But I have been seriously delayed because both you and your wife withheld information from me about the so-called family argument last night." "All right, look," "Mr. Taft is already very upset." "I didn't want to drag him into this." "Drag him into it?" "Sir, if Mr. Taft's story is true, he may well be the reason that sergei is missing." "Now, did Sergei run over his dog?" "Yes." " With Theresa's car?" " Yes." "Jason let the dog out." "Sergei... ran him down." "We asked Theresa not to mention this to you." " Because?" " cause we were afraid that if you thought Sergei was a problem child, instead of bringing him home, you might arrest him." "Look, we're mortified about the entire situation." "We apologize." "And we're slow to understand how terrible it could be." "I mean, do you have anything at all?" "The name Jason Hetner keeps coming up, and we can't find him, either." " Jason's missing, too?" " Not technically." "But we can't find him, and we'd really like to." "Well, jason's a bad influence." "There's no..." "No question about it." "We tried to separate them." "But his mother won't call us back or meet with us, even though they've been arrested together." " Speaking of..." " Yes, sergeant, what'd you find?" "Jason and Sergei both have been reported for trespassing three times at a place known as the tunnels." " It's a neighborhood magnet for..." " We know what it's a magnet for, and I've absolutely forbidden Sergei to go there again." "I mean, it's dangerous." "Why..." "Susan, we should go there and see if he's there or if Jason's there." " No, no, no." "We're going." " I would like to come with you." "Look, ma'am, I understand why you would like to come, but it is more important that you and your husband go home and wait for Sergei to call." "No, our daughter's there with the people you have covering the phones, and Theresa will call us the second that Sergei comes back." "If he sees me, if he hears me call his name, he'd be more likely to answer." "Please, I do better with him than anyone else." "Sergei?" "!" "Sergei, it's mom!" "Mrs. Monroe, I have to ask you not to call out, please." "We don't know who all's in here." "Thank you." "Nice hideout." "All right, lieutenant Provenza, please wait here with the parents." "Lieutenant Tao, I'd like to get a patrol car or two, if we can get them." "All right, then, let's see what all's down here." "L.A.P.D." "Anyone in here?" "Just a rat!" "Just a rat!" "Relax." "Chief?" "Chief!" "Oh, god." "Okay, okay, okay." "OK, detective Sanchez, lieutenant Flynn, let's find out if Sergei's by himself in here." "Detective Daniels, please step outside and call the morgue and S.I.D." "I need this place checked for a weapon and blood." "And I want the search revved up for Jason Hetner, please." "You got it." "Hey, where are you going?" "!" "I'm getting some air." "Besides, this isn't a critical missing anymore, is it?" "What did you find?" "!" "Hello?" "!" "Hello?" "Is he in there?" "!" "Did you find him?" "!" "Hello?" "!" "Suffered two blows to the head from an almost-blunt instrument." "A bad hit here at the left temple, then a very bad hit here at the left central parietal bone." "Death almost instantaneous." "There wasn't a lot of blood where we found him." "Then he died elsewhere." "That also explains why we found no weapon." "Well, look for something that leaves a waffle pattern." "See this cross-hatching with dimples?" "Probably some sort of tool, i'm guessing." "Like for construction?" "Maybe something a building contractor might have." "Sounds right." " Were there any signs of molestation?" " No, thank god." "The poor kid was murdered, but it stopped there." "Would you preserve the wounds for me, doctor?" "With a casting or the epidermis itself?" "Cut out the actual wound, please." "Thank you." "Would you like that for here or to go?" " Doctor." " Chief pope." "Time of death?" "The boy was found in a dark, moist place, which could have sped up the decomp." "So, I'd have to say, broadly, between 6 and 24 hours." "Thank you." "As soon as you can, please, doctor." "Excuse me." "I..." "I made... a horrible... mistake." "Will, we have two things to rely on." "Instinct and traing." "We went with our gut feelings, and..." "Because of that, this boy is dead." "We don't know our culpability yet." "Sergei could have left the house in the middle of the night." "He could have been dead before we got the call." "And on his body, we found a cellphone and some pot, so..." "So, it wasn't a robbery." "What are you suggesting then?" "This was..." "What?" "A fight between friends or that Sergei was a little drug dealer?" "'cause that's a big "so what?" He's still a 13-year-old kid." "What about this friend, this Jason Hetner." "Is he... a suspect or another possible victim?" "I can't say." "We are having trouble locating him, but I have the rest of my detectives and six patrol cars out..." "All right, as of now, Jason Hetner is missing." "Use any resources you have to find him." "I don't care what it costs." "Excuse me, chiefs, detective Sanchez just found Jason." "He's on his way down to Parker center with him right now." "Is the boy all right?" "He's OK enough to run." "The little bastard's fast, too." "Yes, so, his mother finally comes home, and we ask her, you know," ""can we look in your garage?" "Can we look in your son's room?"" "And she says, "is this all because he skipped school again?"" " like it was nothing at all." " Is she here now, Jason's mother?" "Too tired." "Great mom, huh?" "Didn't see her son this morning." "Hadn't seen him since last night." "She finally lets us into Jason's room." "And as I'm looking in the kid's closet, guess who crawls out from under the bed." "And he jumps out the window, and I have to chase him for five blocks." " So, any chance this boy is our murder?" " He ran." "Okay, let's go, Sergeant." "Good work, good work." "Hello, Jason." "I'm deputy chief Brenda Leigh Johnson." "I just have a few questions about the last 24 hours." "Questions I don't have to answer, right?" "That's true." "Instead of you and I having a little conversation," "I could arrest you and send you to juvie." "And since you've demonstrated that you're a flight risk," "I will personally speak at your petition to detain." "You'll be in custody for the entire six months leading up to your trial." "Is that really how you want to spend your summer and fall?" "No." "Let's try the questions, then, shall we?" "You are friends with Sergei Monroe, are you not?" "Ask Sergei who his friends are." "All right, never mind." " Book this little smart aleck." " No, no, no." "Wait, wait a minute!" "How much trouble am I in?" "Well, I can guarantee you it's gonna get worse if you don't cooperate." "Fine, fine." "I'll tell you what happened yesterday." "I just want some protection." "Protection from who?" "From Sergei." "And why do you need protection from him?" "He makes me do things." " Makes you?" "How does he make you?" " He just does." "Well, what does he use?" "A knife, a gun?" "I mean, come on, you're bigger than Sergei." "He knows..." " He knows certain things about me." " What things?" "That's not part of the story, okay?" "God, all right?" "He just makes me do things!" "I need to know what that means or I am leaving." "I'm leaving." "No, no, no." "Wait a minute!" "Okay." "If you want to know, okay." "Sergei... pulled me into an alley once, and..." "He... grabbed my hand... pulled me towards him... asked me if I..." "He asked me..." "Are you saying Sergei made sexual advances on you?" " Yes." " What did he do?" "He asked me if I wanted to kiss him." "And I did." "But Sergei didn't." "It was a trap." "Then every day after that, he threatened to tell people, all about me." "So, he's been blackmailing you?" "Yeah." " Ain't love grand?" " Geez Louise." "This Sergei kid." "He can't know that I'm telling you this." "That's a promise I can keep, provided that you tell me exactly what happened yesterday." "So, Sergei... wanted me to let Ralphie out in Mr. Taft's yard." "He was gonna... drive Theresa's car up the street, and the dog would chase it." "I opened the gate, and Ralphie ran out in the front yard." "But Sergei didn't drive off." "He..." "He gunned the car over the curb, and he hit the dog." "I jumped off the fence." "I ran, and I tried to help Ralphie, but... he was making these..." "these gurgling sounds." " Okay?" "I'm sorry." " Okay, okay." " What happened then?" " Well, then, I made Sergei take the car back into the garage." "And look, really, if I had known that he..." "that he was gonna kill Ralphie," "I would have never helped him..." "never." "So, did you fight with him after that?" "Did you punish him" " for what he did to Ralphie?" " Punish him?" "You're kidding, right?" "Jason," "Sergei Monroe was found dead this afternoon in a place you two were known to hang out... the tunnels." "What?" "He... how did..." "Wait, oh, my..." "You think that..." "You think that I killed him?" "!" "It wasn't me!" "It was Mr. Taft!" "It was Mr. Taft!" "I'm telling you, it was Mr. Taft, OK?" "!" "How do you know it was Mr. Taft?" "Because I-I heard him." "He was screaming at Mr. Monroe in the street, okay?" "And... and he was saying to him how he was gonna... kill Sergei." " Right back where we started." " But I didn't hear anything after that," " Damn it." " Because that's when" "Sergei's sister came in the garage when we were hammering out the dents." "And she was freaking out, and I ran." "I just ran." "Did you say "hammering out the dents"?" "Voice-mail recordings from Sergei Monroe's cellphone" " minus the messages from L.A.P.D." " Okay, thank you." "Uh, do you have a flashlight, Lieutenant... and a cellphone, please?" "Thank you." "Thanks." "Are you looking for something, Chief?" "A circular waffle pattern that matches... this." "What do you think, Lieutenant?" "I think you got a match." " You want me to take off the fender?" " Yes, please, and could you bring it to the murder room?" "Thank you." "Luis?" "Pull that fender." "What makes a child go bad..." "Nature or nurture?" "Unfortunately, Chief, by the time we get involved, it really doesn't matter." "Sergei, this is Theresa, and I hate your stupid guts." "I hate you!" "You've ruined my car, and when you get home, I'm going to kill you!" "Message received yesterday at 7:18 a. m." "Damn it, Sergei, the police are outside your house!" "Man, leave me out of this." "Message received yesterday at 7:43 a. m." "Sergei, you're destroying this family." "Mom can't stop crying." "Dad's going out of his mind, all because of you." "I hope you're dead." "I hope you've been run over the same way you ran over Ralphie." "Hey." "Sounds like there's more than one problem child out there." "There are no more messages in your mailbo..." "You were right." "I should have kept the critical-missing designation." "Yeah." "Well the odds were stacked against you from the start." "Hey, I was looking at that." "Sold already." "You were right." "It's too far away." "The only reason to move out there is the schools." "Otherwise, maybe more house than we need." "Maybe more trouble than we want to go through." "What do you think?" "Let's talk about it tonight." "Still okay?" "Okay." "Hey!" " Have a good day at work." " You too." "Lieutenant Provenza." "Good morning." "I'm on my way to the morgue, and I need you to do a few things for me first." "Will?" "You... had lieutenant Provenza arrest Theresa Monroe" " for murdering her brother?" " Yes." "Time of death?" "I won't know exactly until I get the confession." "All right, well, uh, I'll watch then." "Excuse me." "Theresa's parents haven't asked for a lawyer, but they do want to be in the room while you talk to her." "Buzz has already set up some extra cameras." "I'll take care of it." "Lieutenant," " I need a waiver form, please." " Yes, ma'am." "Our daughter would never murder her own brother ever." "Well, Theresa told me that she didn't think of Sergei as her actual brother." " And you know what?" "I believe her." " How can you do this to us after all we've been through?" "If you want to stay here while I interview your daughter," "I need you and your wife to initial the marked areas and sign on the bottom or leave." "This explains your rights." "Theresa, you recognize this fender?" "I didn't do anything to Sergei." "Are you suggesting that Theresa ran over our son?" "Sir, sign the forms or leave!" "There's no in between!" "Let's look underneath the fender, please." "On the underside..." "See this waffle pattern?" "Someone was trying to pound the fender back into shape." "This... is from Sergei's scalp." "The skin from one of the bludgeoning wounds that killed him!" "Get it away from me!" "Get it away from me, mom!" "Mom!" "You will notice that the waffle pattern on the epidermis of the wound matches exactly the one on the car." "...continue to treat us like..." "This is disgusting..." "How can you show this to us?" "!" "To prove the same tool that was used on your daughter's car was also used to kill your son." "That is the mark that this hammer makes." "Sergei was using one just like it to hammer out the dents in Theresa's car." "She came out to the garage while he was using it, grabbed it from his hand," " and killed him." " What?" "!" "Sergei cut your hair." "He killed your cat." "He stole your car and wrecked it." "And in a fit of anger, you jerked this from his hand and smashed his head in!" "I have a witness!" " I never wanted Sergei to..." " Wait, wait." "You have a witness?" "You have a witness who saw Theresa kill my son?" "He puts her in the garage while the hammer was being used." "And Theresa left two threatening messages on Sergei's cellphone yesterday at 7:00 in the morning, saying she intended to kill him." " No." "I could never..." " Wait, wait." "Theresa made those calls after Sergei was already dead." "How do you know when he died?" "We were never able to establish a time of death." "But you bring up an excellent point." "Only people who thought Sergei was still alive would bother calling him on his cell." "There were two messages from Theresa and one from Jason Hetner, but not one from you or your wife." "And why?" "Because you knew he wouldn't answer!" "Dad?" "Dad, what is she talking about?" "It's okay." "Lieutenant Tao, would you please escort Theresa out of the room?" "Come with me, dear." "Go ahead, honey." "We'll be out in a minute." " Go ahead." " It's okay." "This way." "So, sit down." "Let's talk." "You called 911." "You thought that someone would just pop over and take a quick report." "You were stunned at our reaction." "You came down here to find out how close we were to actually finding something." "You did everything you could to point us in the direction of Jason." "Well, those games are over now." "Which one of you is the monster that killed your own son?" "Sergei... was the monster." "Killing that dog was only the last in a long list of horrible, horrible things." "A list that starts with stuffing his pet hamsters... in the garbage disposal, cutting up squirrels, killing cats, stepping on baby birds." "And I..." "I thought we could work with him, and I tried." "We took him to anger camps, to psychiatrists." "We sent him to boarding school, to... to a military academy." "We even tried to return him to Russia," " and they wouldn't take him back." " Susan, we can't hide what happened." "No, no, she does not understand!" "Sergei's aggression was created by his biological mother, who abandoned him, or it was genetics." "I mean, where else does that sort of violence come from?" "Maybe from parents who smashed him in the head with a hammer." "Which one of you did that, or did you both have a swing?" "Is it not clear?" "There was something wrong with him." "Look, I get it." "Sergei was a little psycho." "And he was growing up fast." "And you didn't plan on actually killing him, which is what makes this more a crime of passion." "And you were concerned for your daughter's life." "I mean, isn't that why you put the dead bolt on her door?" "Yes." "Yes." "Exactly, and last night after Taft..." "We went into the garage after we saw that poor dog lying in the yard." "And I grabbed Sergei, and I pulled him out from under the car." "And I... demanded to know if he killed Ralphie." "And he just..." "He just laughed." "So I grabbed the hammer, and..." "I hit him." "I don't..." "I was so angry that I don't even think I knew what I was doing." "I..." "That's right, you were very mad the first time you hit him." "But then, you hit him again." "There were two blows to the skull." "Now, the first one wasn't hard enough," " but the second one was." " It wasn't hard at all, not for me." "Very hard for Sergei, yes, but not for me, no." " And then I..." "I looked up at Susan." " Brian..." "Now, wait a minute, ma'am." "Are you involved in this crime?" " Did you participate..." " She was screaming at me to stop, it just didn't register somehow." "I think maybe I was so surprised after I hit him the first time, because it was..." "It was over before I made the decision." "And then I just..." "I saw Sergei lying there, and I thought," ""he's not mine. "" ""He's... he's not part of me. "" "And then while Susan was yelling for me to stop," "I swung that hammer down as hard as I could." "Then I wrapped him up in an old blanket, and I took him to where he liked to go the most, which is... a drain... a sewage drain." "A fitting resting place, I thought." "And then I dumped the hammer and went home." "And I thought," ""Wow"" ""We have our family back, finally. "" "And you tell me, chief Johnson, what would you do if you were responsible for Sergei?" "As it so happens, I am responsible for him." "And what I can do is put you under arrest for the murder of your son." "So, we couldn't have prevented Sergei's murder?" "No, no, he was dead before we got the call." "So, here's the deal." "From now on, we get a critical missing, for 72 hours we search around the clock with every available resource until we either find the child or the body." "No exceptions." "If that's a policy amendment, you won't get any argument from me." "Okay." "Oh, and, uh..." "If you would extend my... personal apology... to Fritz, I'd appreciate it." "Absolutely." "Well, tell the Pope I accept his apology, because I'm gracious." "I hate it when they forget to put in that hot mustard." " Why do I never ask for it?" " Because you're too gracious." "Look what I have." "A brochure." "The Hollywood Hills." "House is between my shoes and the tissue box, or your work and mine." "Two bedrooms, office, pool, great views." "I take it, then, you're not interested in... what school district we buy into?" "I don't think we need to worry about schools, really." "I see." "So, unless you absolutely have your heart set on a bigger place," "Well, I..." "Well, I go back and forth, but... a bigger place... that needs to be something we both want." "Maybe in this case... small is better."
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"You know who else I hate?" "Magicians." "Here's a trick-- lose the cape and move out of your parents' garage." "Are you even listening to me?" "Christine!" "Ow!" "Barb." "Relax, it's just a pumpkin seed." "It really hurt." "Hmm." "It may have been a push pin." "What are you looking at?" "Richard." "Look at him, chatting up that girl." "What is he doing here anyway?" "This is a women-only gym." "There's not supposed to be men leering and saying filthy things while I work out." "He didn't say anything to you, did he?" "No." "Change stations now." "Hey!" ""Change stations now."" "God." "Am I bleeding?" "A little." "What's the matter with you, crazy?" "You're gonna scare all the customers away." "I'm trying to scare you away, Richard." "This is a gym for women only." "That's why there's a sign out front that says, "For women only."" "Yeah, and if that doesn't keep the men away, she puts the fatties in the machines by the window." "Okay, Barb-- first of all, they're people." "Okay?" "And second of all, we refer to them as "befores."" "Who is that girl?" "That's Denise." "She works at the deli I go to." "I saw her here and we started talking, so I..." "Wow." "Hey!" "Change stations now!" "Richard, could you do me a favor and not hit on my hot clients?" "How do you think that makes Barb feel?" "Hey." "I wasn't hitting on her." "She asked me out." "What'd you say?" "What do you think I said?" "Look at her." "Wow." "I wonder if they make something like that in a man." "Barb." "Sorry." "Oh, shoot." "I gotta go." "I've been here for 35 minutes." "Remind me to take five minutes off my workout tomorrow." "I don't want to get too big." "Richard, I thought you were still torn up about New Christine." "Last week you told me you couldn't get through a single day without thinking about her every second." "Now you're out there slobbering over that coed." "I mean, what, what the hell's wrong with you?" "I am still in love with New Christine, but I've called her, I've e-mailed her," "I sent her pictures of myself wearing nothing but a hardhat." "What am I supposed to do-- be alone for the rest of my life?" "Hey, I'm doing it." "I mean, how does this even happen to you?" "You buy a sandwich from someone and next thing you know you've got a date?" "Easy." "I say yes to life." "I say yes to life." "Have you dated anyone since last May?" "No." "Have you made any new friends?" "No." "Have you done anything fun?" "No." "But the corporate office sent me a voucher for a weekend in Sedona." "Did you use it?" "No." "Yeah." "You're all about "yes."" "Well, I hate the desert, okay?" "The dry air makes sparks in my hair." "Hey, I said yes to you." "Look where that got me." "Good one." "And I just don't understand that mentality, you know?" "New Christine broke up with him three months ago." "He loved her." "He still does." "Now he's out there toying around with some young thing?" "I mean, explain that to me." "I think it's kind of like that dog we had growing up" " Jumbles." "Do you remember how he used to always hump the furniture or anyone who came over?" "Come on, Richard's not like that." "Well, no." "Jumbles was a gentleman." "You know, women like sex, too." "It's just that if we don't have it for a week, we don't feel the need to pounce on the first thing that comes along." "We... channel it in productive ways." "Meaning?" "We drink." "Or shop." "Or eat." "God, I am starving!" " What are you guys talking about?" " Denise." "Matthew." "Who's Denise?" "Um..." "She's a, a new machine at the gym." "Do other machines have names?" "Just the dirty ones." "So what's the new machine like?" "Cheap." "A lot of plastic parts." "Easy to get on and off." "Sounds like a fun machine." "You know, Ritchie, now, listen to me." "You stay away from machines like that, okay?" "I'm not kidding." "You understand me?" "I'm gonna go wash my hands." "Good." "Clean is good." "Yeah, he's gonna be okay." "He's a clean boy." "What do you care who Richard messes around with?" "I don't care, okay?" "I just don't want Richard parading a string of floozies around my boy." "Do they still make floozies?" "I thought they discontinued floozies in the '40s." "You know what I mean." "God, we thought New Christine was bad." "Denise is even worse." "Yeah, and it's only going downhill from here." "As Richard gets older, the women are gonna have to get stupider and sluttier in order for Richard to be able to trick them into sleeping with him." "You know, he really had it good with New Christine." "If only we could fix Richard the way we did Jumbles." "Oh, my God." "I know." "I would have called first, but I didn't have your number." "Oh, that's okay." "I wouldn't have been home anyway." "Well, I probably would have just left a message on your machine." "I'm sorry, I didn't check my messages." "I..." "No, I-I didn't leave a message." "I-I didn't have your number." "Oh." "Well, I should give it to you." "Great." "Listen." "New Christine..." "Oh, you know, you can just call me Christine." "Oh, sorry." "Old habit." "New Christine, here's the thing." "I really think that you and Richard should get back together." "He really misses you." "He talks about you all the time, and, to tell you the truth, he's kind of a mess without you." "Wow." "I didn't expect that." "I thought for sure you were going to tell me you guys were getting married." "Or you're going out of town and wanted me to house-sit." "Uh..." "No, no, I'm not going anywhere." "And I'm not marrying Richard." "He wants to be with you." "Well, he obviously still has feelings for you." "He kissed you." "Well, we have history." "With his tongue." "Nasty history." "But he really does miss you, and..." "God, if it makes you feel any better, Ritchie misses you, too." "And Matthew." "And... me." "I miss you, too." "Oh..." "I don't think I can take him back." "Listen, New Christine, I have a personal philosophy that I would love to share with you." "What is it, Old Christine?" "No." "My philosophy is..." "Say yes to life." " This is your philosophy?" " Yes." "You say yes to life?" "Yes." "Why is it so freakin' hard for people to believe that?" "Call him." "Say yes to life." "Well, I have to think about it." "Okay." "Well, that's fair enough." " I'm glad I came over." " Oh, me, too." "Yeah." "Come on." "Open." "Do you need help?" "I locked my keys in my car." "I think I can unlock it if I can just drop my card into the door." "Good." "Okay, that's done." "Well, do you have Triple-A?" "I do." "That was my card that just fell into the door." "If you could just help me turn the car upside down, maybe we could shake it out." "You want to grab the front...?" "You smell good." "Excuse me?" "No, nothing." "Uh... there was just a breeze and I smelled you." "I-I have a very sensitive nose." "I don't think anyone ever smells good, but... you do." "So." "Bye-bye." "Wait, you're just gonna smell me and walk away?" "Yeah." "I think I am." "I just wish I'd walked away before I told you that..." "I smelled you." "It's okay." "It's the best thing that happened to me all day." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "Good luck." "You seem like a..." "very together guy." "I'm sure you'll be able to figure this one out." "Now you're making fun of me?" "No, no, I was just flirting, but... sometimes it comes out mean." " I'm not good at it." " Oh, well, me neither." "I have to stage a whole locked-out-of-my-car thing just to get women to talk to me." "You staged this?" "No." "Just kidding." "You see, my keys are right there on the seat next to my cell phone." "And the donor heart I was transporting." "Oh, really?" "No." "That's fun to do to you, though." "Well, it was nice chatting with you." "I'll smell ya later." "You want to have dinner with me?" "Oh, no." "I don't even know you." "You're just some guy on the side of the road." "No, I'm not just some guy." "I own a successful business, but I give a lot to the environment." "Kind of rich hippie." "I also love animals." "Especially lamb-- grilled with a little rosemary." "Come on, it's just dinner." "Say yes." "Yes." "Really?" "Yes." "Oh, wait a minute, you're not married, are you?" " No." " Then yes." "You don't live with your mother, do you?" "She's been dead for ten years." "Then yes." "Oh, you're not an alcoholic, are you?" "Not anymore." "Then yes." " Okay, you ready?" " Yeah." "How do I look?" "Looks like your butt's coming out your front." "Shut up." "Is it okay?" "Looks like you're trying to smuggle a couple of bald guys across the border." " I'm changing." " I'm kidding." "You're fine." "What are you so nervous about?" "I'm going on a date with a complete stranger." "Why did I say yes?" "If I'd said no, I'd be safely tucked in bed with a tumbler of chardonnay and a big bag of barbecue potato chips on my lap." "You know, you are one mattress fire away from being Mom." "Why did you say yes?" "Aw, it's my stupid new philosophy." "Sleeping with strangers seems more like your college philosophy." "Barb, it's a first date, okay?" "I'm not sleeping with anybody." "Unless he asks." "H ey." "Whoa." "I remember those guys." "What are you doing here?" "New Christine called." "She wants to get together and talk things over." "We're going out tonight." "Oh, that is great." "Yeah, she told me you went over there and I just want to say really..." "How you guys doing?" "Don't answer him." " I have a problem, though." " What?" "When New Christine called, Denise was over and I couldn't exactly get rid of her, and now I don't know what to do." " Well, where is she now?" " In my truck out front." "You left the girl sitting in your truck?" "I put the radio on." "You're not afraid she'll chew up the seats?" "So that's the new machine at the gym." " She's cute, huh?" " Oh, definitely." "I'll take her off your hands." "Seriously?" "That would be awesome." "Anything I should know first?" "She doesn't like ethnic foods, and stay away from book stores." "Good to know." "This is a woman you are talking about." "That's why I asked those questions." "Here you go." "Anything interesting happen while I was gone?" "No." "I saw you fall off the couch." "Oh, yeah, I fell off the couch." "So I want to hear more about your new philosophy." "Oh, you know, it's pretty simple really." "I just say yes to everything." "Check please." "No, not everything." "It's just..." "it's just that my ex-husband... well, he kind of pointed out that I tend to be closed off to new opportunities." "So I thought I'd just, you know, try and change it up a bit." "You have a pretty good relationship with your ex?" "Yeah, pretty good." "We talk." "Make out sometimes." "That's a story for another day." "So how's your divorce?" "It looks like it's going to stick." "She's remarried." "To our marriage counselor." "Also a story for another day..." " Is everything okay there?" " Oh, yes, sorry." "Sorry." "They don't get out that much." "They're a little excited." "So, um, did Richard say when he was coming back?" "Oh, yeah, should be any time now." "He just called." "He's, uh..." "running a few minutes late." "I didn't hear the phone ring." "Oh, you didn't?" "Well, that's because I picked up the phone to make a call before it rang and, uh... he was already on the line." "You know how that happens sometimes, and... and you say, "Uh, hello."" "Uh, then they..." "I can't do this." "He didn't really call." "I got that." "I'm sorry." "Do you want me to take you home now?" "What are my other choices?" "Wow." "I didn't see that coming." "I can't believe how stupid I was." "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me." "And I haven't thought about anything else since you left." "I've been so lonely without you, too." "Why does it smell like deli in here?" "Oh, Christine." "So, this is it." "I had a really great time." "I'm really glad I said yes." "I'm glad you said yes, too." "I'm really glad you got locked out of your car." "I'm glad you noticed the back door was unlocked." "We should do this again sometime." "Oh, yeah, that would be wonderful." "Good night." "Um... did I not mention to you my new philosophy of saying yes?" "You did." "Does that mean you want me to..." "Yes." "This is the best philosophy ever." "Matthew..." "Uh, Jeff, this is my brother Matthew." " Hi." " Hello." "And Denise." "My ex-husband and brother's date." "Well, it's getting late and I have to work in the morning." "And my cat's home alone, I should go feed him." " Or we could go to my room." " Okay." "So... good night." "Yep." "You guys want me to leave so you can talk about me?" "Just for a second." " Where's the bathroom?" " It's right that way." "Take your time." "Matthew, that was really embarrassing to come home and find you making out on my couch with a stranger." "Well, how do you think it was for me being sat on by you making out with a stranger on the couch?" "We were not raised well." "So how was it?" "Oh, I had such a great time." "I mean he is so fun and interesting and smart." "Wait, smarter than you?" "God, yes." "And he's sincere and easy-going and sexy." "I just really like him." " God, I'm happy for you." " Yeah." " Hi." " Hey." " Oh, hey." " We saw the lights on." "Yeah, come on in." "We're having a make-out party." "We just wanted to say thank you." "We had an amazing night." "We talked everything out, and well, we're back together." " Congratulations." " That's so fabulous!" "Yeah, once we started talking, all the old feelings came back." "Now I smell deli in here." "Oh, Christine." "And, uh, just for the record, we weren't having a make-out party." "And what about you?" "How'd it go?" "Christine had a date with a guy she picked up on the street." "Oh, it's gotten worse." "Oh, no, no, it was fantastic." "I'm telling you, when you say yes, amazing things happen." "Christine, did you happen to grab my keys out of the car?" "Triple A is going to be so pissed at me." "Daddy?" "Christine?" "What?" " That's my date." " That's my father." " Your date?" " Your father?" "You got to be freakin' kidding me."
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" What's going on?" " Getting MALP telemetry from P3X-289." "Atmosphere is completely toxic." "Sulphur dioxide, carbon monoxide, methane, ammonia." "If there was a gate, there was life there at some point." "Yeah, I think that's a safe assumption." "Look at this." "We got these images two hours ago after the MALP went through." "The dome seems to be the only thing that withstood the effects of the atmosphere." " How big is it?" " About 2.2km wide and 500 metres high." "The MALP's giving us a proximity alert." "Three metres, and we're picking up a static charge." "Stop." "Extend the arm." " It went right through." " Whatever it is, it's not solid." "Move forward." "We've lost contact." "The MALP's not responding." "Bring up that last image." " How is that possible?" " I have no idea." " Colonel O'Neill, report." " We're good, sir, but not much of a view." " What about suit integrity?" " (Carter) The hazmats could withstand 12 hours of exposure before any serious degradation." "(O'Neill) Not a problem, sir." "We can make it to the dome and back inside an hour." "Understood." "Hammond out." " (Carter) Picking up a static charge." " (Daniel) Yeah, I can feel it." "(O'Neill) So what do we do, just walk through?" " (Carter) The MALP met no resistance." " But it disappeared." "It did transmit for a while before we lost the signal, which suggests it got through." "(Carter) I'm reading normal atmosphere - oxygen, nitrogen." "We're clean, too." "(Daniel) Seems the barrier scrubbed the suits when we passed through." "(Carter) The inside of the barrier seems to be some kind of hologram." "You can feel the resistance." "That, combined with the static charge, must act as a warning, so you don't accidentally step through." "The MALP appears to be fully operational." "The barrier must block the signal." "This is an amazing piece of technology." "Permeable to solid objects, but won't allow the poisonous atmosphere in." "We really need to study this further." "(twig snaps)" "All right, come on out." "Let's go." "Hello." "We're not gonna hurt you." " You came from outside." " Yes, we did." " What's your name?" " What's yours?" "I asked you first." " I'm called Nevin." " Hello, Nevin." "I'm Jack." "That's Sam, Daniel and Teal'c." "You wear strange clothes." "You caught us on a bad day." " Nevin, where are your parents?" " My father's in the town." " Can you show us?" " We just want to talk to him." "Maybe we could trade." "You know, sir, we probably could have found the town without his help." " Nevin?" " I found some people in the garden." "Jack, Sam, Daniel and Teal'c." " I'm Kendrick, Nevin's father." " I assume you don't get many visitors." "We thought we were the only survivors." "Survivors of what, exactly?" "You'd better speak to the council." " You came from outside the dome?" " (O'Neill) That's right." "But the atmosphere is toxic." "Anyone who went outside would die almost instantly." " We wore protective suits." " But where do you come from, originally?" "From a planet called Earth." "It's about 6,000 light years from here." " You came in a spaceship?" " No, we came through the Stargate." "It's that big, circular object with symbols carved on it." "It's right outside the dome." " There must be a historical reference to..." " One moment, please." "The Gate of Mahg Mar. Discovered 563 years ago." "Believed to have been of significance in the worship of Goddess Morrigan." "Taken from Danaan and displayed in the National Museum of History." " So you do know about the gate?" " We do now." "We've accessed the relevant information through the Link." "It's a direct neural interface with a databank." "Ow." "The Link contains the sum total of our knowledge - all our history, our culture, our science." "Everything." "You can call up this information whenever you need it?" "Precisely." "Think this'll work?" "The signal was lost only when the transmitter crossed the barrier." "We need only manoeuvre the MALP into the correct position." "Nice." "We have a scheduled radio contact with SG-1, sir." "Dial the gate." "SG-1, this is General Hammond." "Come in." "Yes, sir." "We read you, loud and clear." " Loud and clear." " Colonel O'Neill, report." "It turns out this planet's not so dead after all, sir." " I take it the dome's inhabited." " Yes, sir." "So far the natives are very friendly, if a bit odd, if you know what I mean." " Will they share information?" " They'll show Carter the technical stuff." "In the meantime, they've offered to put us up for the night." "All right, next contact in 24 hours." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." " What?" " How many planets have you been to?" "I don't know." "Lots." " More than ten?" " Yeah." " More than 20?" " Yes." " More than 30?" " Yeah." " More than 40?" " Yes." " More than 50?" " Maybe." "Nevin..." "Let the poor man eat." "It's more than 50, isn't it?" "You think it's too late to pitch a tent?" " Are you sure you've had enough to eat?" " Yes, it was delicious." "You've obviously no trouble growing food." " Everything in the dome is self-sufficient." " What about power?" "We draw energy from geothermal vents beneath the town." "Tomorrow I can show you the generators." "Pallan's one of the technicians who maintains the system." "Your level of architecture seems to be out of step with your level of technology." "Technology destroyed our world." "The dome was created because industrial growth poisoned the air." "Our people were dying, so the survivors made a choice to simplify their lives." "We have environmental problems." "If we learned your history, it might help us." "The easiest way for you to learn about our history is through the Link." " Is that possible?" " Of course." "Thousands of historical books are on file." "Maybe that isn't such a good idea." "We don't know if our brain physiology is compatible with the technology." "Ah." "Thanks." "Maybe later." "(electronic warble)" "(heavy breathing)" "Hello, Nevin." "I'm not Nevin." "I'm Colonel O'Neill from Stargate Command." "All right, Colonel O'Neill." "Will you please take off my hood?" "Nevin, time for school." "Go to your room and access your lessons." "When I grow up, can I be an explorer?" "We'll talk about it later." " None of you has been out of the dome?" " Not in over 400 years." "We monitor the levels of toxicity, but we've never seen it." " What's it like?" " It's not very pretty." "I've seen images on the Link of a great city with tall buildings of glass and steel." "I'm afraid there's not much left but rubble." "I suppose... that's why they created this." "So we're not always reminded of what happened." "A pretty convincing illusion." "I'd love to see how it's made." "The control room's underground, but the entrance is this way." "As you can see, Major, we haven't abandoned technology altogether." "Yeah." "If using the Link is out of the question, then this is your only option." "We don't have much need for books any more." "These are all that's left from the old world." "Interesting." "The writing's similar to a language we've seen before." "Can you translate it?" "With your help?" "Let's get started." "Atmospheric analysis, dome integrity, power utilisation." "Very impressive." "If you don't mind, I just have to check the coolant pressure." "Please." "Pallan." "This looks like some kind of religious text." "Evalla?" "Evalla." "Pallan?" "Yes?" " Are you OK?" " Of course." "Let me see." " Did you see that?" " See what?" "The screens became filled with some sort of streaming code." "lmpossible." "They always display the status of these systems." " I know what I saw, Pallan." " I'm afraid you must be mistaken." " So, what do we know?" " Well, their technology's incredible." "Pallan and I are rigging up a computer interface to download some of the specs." " Do they wish anything in return?" " Apparently not." " They seem happy with their situation." " It makes no sense." "They live in a bubble." "They've managed to survive for over 400 years." "Sometimes there is more to life than mere survival." "We could offer them relocation." "Yeah, I suppose." " Are you suggesting we leave the dome?" " We're just saying it's possible." "There are many worlds where your people can live." " But we have all we need right here." " Except room to grow." "We're talking about fresh water, fresh air, mountains, trees." "We can experience all these things through the Link." "You've gotta be kidding me." "It is a very generous offer, Colonel, but this is our home." "What about the other folks in the town?" "Some of them have to think differently." "The council speaks for the town, and the council's decision is unanimous." "What about the other council member, the woman that was here?" "There hasn't been a woman on the council since the last election." "And that was two years ago." "What?" "There was a woman here yesterday." "Colonel, I can assure you, the council has always consisted of three members." "I spoke to Pallan." "He has no memory of there ever being a fourth council member." "She was just there yesterday." "Maybe the Link has something to do with this." "If it can download data into people's brains, maybe it can also be used to alter their perceptions or memories." "Perhaps she opposed the others and they got rid of her." "So they erased her from existence?" "Seems a little harsh." "The bottom line is we can't trust these people." "I'd still like to finish my research on the dome technology." "Maybe something in the archive can shed some light on it." "The behaviour of the people does seem odd, but they don't appear to be a threat." "All right, see what you can find out." "How's it coming?" "I still can't find any historical reference to the time period when the dome was built." "By then, our people had begun using the Link." "It's possible not much written material survives from that era." "Let me ask you something." "If you had a chance to leave the dome and live on another planet, would you take it?" "Pallan told me about the talk you had with the council." " And?" " We have everything we need right here." "That's what they said." "We hope someday the poison'll dissipate and we'll be able to reclaim the planet." " But not in your lifetime." " No." "What about children?" "Don't you and Pallan want to have a family?" "Of course." "But there must be population controls." " A couple's allowed a maximum of two." " You're OK with that?" "Limited resources dictate we maintain the population at a certain level." " How many people are we talking about?" " At this precise moment?" "1,373." "And what would happen if someone decided to break the rules and have more than two children?" "I don't know." "No one ever has." "Try the interface now." "We got it." "You believe this technology will be useful on your world?" "Why don't you and your wife come see for yourselves?" "Oh." "Just for a visit." " Do you have oceans?" " Oceans, deserts, rainforests." " It would take a lifetime to see it all." " It sounds wonderful." "Wait a minute." " These are the power utilisation figures?" " That's right." " What's a normal variation?" " Between 0.01 and 0.07%." "Well, then, we've got a problem." "These levels are 2% lower than when we first came down here." "No, that can't be." "No, you're mistaken." "These figures are within normal range." " Do you have this morning's readings?" " Of course." "You see?" "No variation." "This is wrong." " These measurements are foreign to you." " Doesn't mean I can't recognise a drop." "Major, I can access 400 years of recorded power utilisation figures on the Link." "There's never been more than a 0.1% variation." "Hypothetically speaking, if there was, would it threaten the integrity of the force field?" "I suppose it might, but it's never come up." "Colonel O'Neill!" "Is it true you've offered to take us through the gate to another world?" "Yeah, that's right." "Then Nevin and I will come with you." "I see the way he is with you." "I realise he deserves more than this world can offer." "Are you certain?" "This is not a decision to be taken lightly." "I want my son to be in a world where the sky and the clouds aren't part of an illusion created by computer." "That's good enough for me." " Colonel, come in." " Go ahead." "Sir, I've run some calculations here and I've discovered something." "O'Neill." "Sir, are you reading me?" " Carter, the MALP's gone." " Say again?" "The MALP is no longer parked where we parked it." "Someone does not wish us to communicate with SGC." "That's not our only problem." "The dome is losing power." "I noticed a discrepancy with output levels, but the computer data showed no change." "I converted the units and compared the current levels with yesterday's readings." "And?" "In the last 24 hours there's been almost a 4% drop." "If this continues, the dome will fail." " How much time?" " It's hard to say." "But when it does everyone here will die." "Evalla?" "The computer's giving me new data." "The power level is definitely dropping." "(Teal'c) Major Carter, should we not warn the townspeople?" "I'm not sure we'd convince them." "Our only evidence is the readings, and, for some reason, Pallan couldn't see they were changing." "Maybe he's in on it." "I don't think so." "I think his memories are being altered." "The same may hold true for the others." "Evalla!" "Evalla!" "I called out to her and she ignored me." "It was like she was in a trance." "Perhaps she was under the influence of the Link." "Who knows what level of manipulation is possible?" " So... brainwashing?" " That's one way of putting it." "We have to help them." "They're being held against their will." "As long as they've got those things on, they won't be convinced of anything." "Is it possible to disable the Link?" "The same computer system controls the dome." "If we tamper with it, we risk bringing the whole force field down." "However, if I could use the computer to access the Link, maybe I could reprogram the data being sent out." "Do a little brainwashing of our own." "The only problem is, I need Pallan's help." "If I can find historical evidence in the library that contradicts the Link, some people may believe they're being lied to." "The records of council meetings will show there used to be over three members." "Exactly." "All right." "You two do what you do." "Teal'c, you and I are late for a radio contact." "Colonel O'Neill!" "Where are you going?" "Back to the house." "We need those special outfits we had." " The house is this way." " You are mistaken." "It is in that direction." "There's nothing over there." "It's the edge of the dome." "Come on, I'll show you." "Here it is." "See?" "Right where you left it." "Hey." " Is this where we slept last night?" " It is not." "What's going on here?" "Colonel." " Are you going back to Earth now?" " No, we were just gonna send a message." " Don't worry." "We won't leave without you." " Excuse me?" "Anyone who wants to leave is welcome to come with us." "Why would I leave?" "You desire to live in a world where the sky is not artificial." "You must have me mistaken for someone else." "Nevin, you wanted to be an explorer, right?" "I'm going to be a gardener, like my father." " You are under the influence of the Link." " What are you talking about?" " Those things on your head - lose 'em." " No, no." "Yes." "They're messing with your mind." "Get rid of 'em." " The Link gives us everything we need." " Just take it off a minute." "Just flick it off." "I can't!" "To be disconnected from the Link would cause instant death." "Now, see, that's something you've never said before." "Colonel, I think you should leave now." " (O'Neill) Carter, what's your status?" " I'm on my way to the control room." "Well, watch yourself." "They got to Kendrick." "I've almost finished downloading the generator design." " Pallan, we need to talk." " All right." "Do you remember earlier I said I noticed a drop in the power levels?" "I remember you being mistaken." "What about now?" "Do you notice any change?" " Power levels are constant." " No, they're not." "It's just that every time these screens are updated, the data on the Link is as well." "It alters your memory, so you don't see what's happening." "Major, this is absurd." "Pallan, the dome is failing." " I told you you're mistaken." " No." "I am not mistaken." "If you don't help me warn the others, you, Evalla and everyone in this city will die." " Who?" " Evalla, your wife." "Major, I don't know what's come over you, but I've never been married." "I need you to disconnect yourself from the Link." "That's insane." "You believe that removing that node will kill you." " I've known that since childhood." " Evalla removed hers." "Nothing happened." " Who is this Evalla?" " I told you." "She's your wife!" "Your memories of her have been altered, just as you've been kept from realising the dome's dying." "I thought the council was responsible, but the changes are happening too quickly." "I think it's automatic." "The computer makes changes, then updates the memories of everyone, so no one's the wiser." " Pallan, you have to disconnect." " That would be suicide." "No." "That's just a lie that's been planted by the computer." "We need to reprogram the Link to convince the others, but I need your help." " No." " (Daniel) Sam!" " Got it." " What is that?" "Legal documents." "All I can say is, thank God for lawyers." "When everyone else was converting to the Link, they still used paper." "When the dome was made, you all signed a contract on land ownership rights." "Look at the number." " That can't be." " There were originally 100,000 people." "lmpossible." "The dome can't sustain that many." " Not any more." " Oh, my God." "I thought the power loss would cause the dome to fail, but the computer found a way to compensate." "The dome is shrinking." "That's what happened to the MALP." "It's where we left it, but now on the outside." "Wait a minute." "If there were over 100,000 people living here, where did they all go?" "O'Neill." "There are other remains, but the bones have been eaten by the corrosive air." "I understand why you're reluctant to believe us, Pallan." "Things in your head must seem like memories of a lifetime, but they're not." "Yesterday you didn't know disconnecting from the Link could be fatal." " You're lying." " These documents are over 400 years old." "They're in your language." "How could we fake this?" "Why would we fake this?" "They only exist because the computer did not foresee outside interference." " To anyone on the Link, they're irrelevant." " But why?" "The computer is programmed to maintain the community." "Individuals were sacrificed for the good of the whole, only each time someone vanished no one noticed because all memory was erased." "Please." "No." " It's all right." " No." "I..." "You see?" "Now we need your help." " (O'Neill) What's your status?" " Pallan's trying to access the Link." " We might be able to reprogram it." " Understood." "We're coming to you." " What did I do?" " It's another update." "Nevin, I want you to stay here." "Father?" "Is Colonel O'Neill sick?" "Yes, but we're gonna make him better." "What is it?" "These systems are so complicated." "I'm not sure I know what I'm doing." "You've been doing this your whole life." "You just have to try to remember the old-fashioned way." "Right." " Maybe not that way." " Agreed." "Let's keep moving." " Carter, we may have a problem." " They're controlled by the computer, sir." "O'Neill." "Hey." "Everything's gonna be all right, Colonel." "These are for you." "I don't think so." "You've been disconnected from the Link." "You're not well." "Let us help you." "Carter, now would be a good time." " I'm in." "What do I tell them?" " There's no time to explain everything." "Try to erase all memory of us completely." " Don't make me shoot you." " You're not yourself, Colonel." "Without the Link, your mind is playing tricks on you." "Who are you?" "I did it." "We ran tests on the geothermal vents that supply the town's power." "They started to cool about 200 years ago." "The dome started shrinking some time after that." "We should have the whole town relocated in a couple of days." "I think I'm going to miss this garden." " How much longer'll the force field last?" " It's difficult to say." "Even with less surface area to maintain, power would have failed eventually." "And in the meantime, more of us would have disappeared." "You still don't remember her, do you?" "No." "You know, in a way, I envy the others." "They all must have lost somebody, but I'm the only one who knows for sure." "How do you mourn someone when you can't even picture her face?" "I'm sorry, Pallan." "I wish I could help." "Maybe you can." "How?" "Tell me about her."
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"Louise McCallum no one ever really said much about her." "Just that I had a great-aunt who died young." "I'm guessing they never mentioned she had a husband." "No, but I don't think you can blame them." "You were convicted of her murder." "Yeah." "If you were so anxious to see me, why'd you wait all these years to write?" "Your Aunt Nell, she asked me not to." "I don't mean to be rude, Mr. McCallum but even if I did believe your story, I don't know what you want me to do." "I just need somebody in Louise's family to know I truly loved my wife and I'm not the man who killed her." "Louise!" "Louise!" "It was 42 years ago, and I can still hear those shots." "Louise." "Louise!" "No!" "Sheriff Tate arrived..." "Dex, Louise, you out here?" "...and found me with the gun and Louise dead in my arms." "Dex." "What have you done?" "I swear to you that's what happened that night." "And when I saw your picture in the paper I couldn't get over how much you looked like Louise." "I thought, if you are anything like her you'd be the one person who could understand." "If you're saying that you didn't kill her, then who did?" "The man I saw leaving the barn." "A drifter." "He killed my Louise." "What happened to this guy?" "This drifter?" "They never caught him." "Dexter said that people assumed that he made the story up to cover his tracks." "But you believe him." "Well, why would he lie to me?" "It's not like he's gonna get the last 40 years of his life back." "Convicted murderers spend half their day trying to convince people they're innocent." "Clark, that drawing looks exactly like you." "So unless Dexter could've predicted the future there's a pretty good chance that drifter was real." "It could've been your grandfather." "Even your father." "That's impossible." "Why?" "You must've come from somewhere." "It's not like you just fell out of the sky." "I think Lana's right." "It is Jor-El." "From 1 961?" "These cave walls said that people from Krypton had been here before." "Why not my father?" "Clark." "Don't you think you're trying too hard to make a connection here?" "You saw the medallion he was wearing." "The symbol's Kryptonian." "Okay, let's just say that it was Jor-El." "From what I know, it's not a stretch to believe he could kill somebody" "That's the thing." "We don't know that much about him." "All Jor-El has been to me is some distant powerful threat." "But if he was here, walking the same streets as me maybe we're not so different." "Maybe he's more human than we thought." "Clark...." "Clark." "Isn't that what you're looking for?" "I knew I'd seen it down here." "Clark." "Clark!" "What is that?" "The images I saw must've been from the past." "Clark, you really need to lay off the late-night television." "I'm not kidding, Pete." "I had all these flashes, but they went by so fast, I couldn't make sense of them." "Give it over." "Get away from me!" "Give me the money." "I know you've got it." "My hero." "You don't strike me as someone who usually needs saving." "Thank you." "Did you see that?" "He could've killed me!" "Tell it to the judge." "Thanks." "I'm Louise." "You can call me Joe." "Well, Joe you're the most excitement we've had all year." "Watch your head." "Well, I guess we owe you our gratitude." "Hi, I'm Sheriff Billy Tate." "Those are some reflexes you got there." "They kind of surprised me too." "I haven't seen you around Smallville before." "I'm just passing through on my way home." "Lucky you." "Forgive Louise." "She's got stars in her eyes." "Always has." "There's nothing wrong with that." "Louise?" "Everything all right?" "You go on home, Louise." "I know how Dex hates to miss his bridge game." "I'll drive by and get your statement." "See you around." "I appreciate your help." "Clark, what's going on?" "It's like I was back in the '50s." "I was standing right here where Joe was." "Joe?" "It's the name of the drifter." "Pete, you remember when I was in the cave and I got all those flashes?" "I think this medallion downloaded me with all his memories." "When I touch something of his, it triggers one." "Right." "Louise was here too." "The drifter, he saved her." "Well, of course he did." "Clark, back here in the 21 st century, we call that a daydream." "There's got to be a way to find out if what I saw really happened." "Since when can you take police records out of city hall?" "Since I caught the clerk and his girlfriend playing cops and robbers on the job." "Well, the robbery should be around June, 1 961." "That's when the movie was playing at the Talon." "I don't mean to give you the third degree, but how do you know--?" "I told you, it's just a hunch that the drifter was there." "I get that." "It's the robbery outside the Talon with the Natalie Wood movie playing that's a little more detailed than your average hunch." "Well, as curator of the Wall of Weird, just go with me on this one." "Okay." "There's pages missing from the day of Louise's murder." "Well, someone gets a D in subtlety." "All right, here's the robbery." "You see our heroic drifter anywhere?" "No, but look at the name of the robber." "Lachlan Luthor." "That's Lex's grandpa." "Oh, come on, I had a three-megabyte file on Lex." "I know his favorite cereal." "Maybe he knows something." "Well, you're gonna have to find out." "I gotta meet Lana." "Nell found some of Louise's things." "This is where I'm going to have to bail." "Last time I researched the Luthors, Lex almost got killed." "Please, you're gonna have to deal with him sooner or later." "I always assumed my father's knack for taking people's money was inherited but I hardly think petty crime runs in the family." "Well, Smallville isn't exactly teeming with Lachlan Luthors." "Your grandfather has to be the one who was arrested." "Chloe no one in my family set foot in this town until my father bought the creamed corn factory." "Isn't an age-old robbery a little off your usual teen beat?" "This one's pro bono." "Lana's really worried about her great-uncle." "Something tells me you're not here because of Lana." "Anyway, we think Lachlan met the drifter, and we were hoping" "What?" "That my family sat around at Thanksgiving sharing old crime stories?" "Your family isn't exactly a Norman Rockwell painting." "Look, Lex, we're just trying to find what we can." "I wish I could help you, Chloe but I'm afraid you've met a dead end." "Hey." "Hi, Lana." "Look, I'm really sorry about being so defensive this morning." "You don't have to apologize." "I kind of dumped a lot on you all at once." "I guess it's just when you're adopted, you dream about where you came from and what your birth parents were like." "The biggest nightmare is that they were criminals." "With all the strange surprises I've had in my family, I know it's not easy." "There are only a few of Louise's things." "But I think we'll be able to find something." "It's a love letter." "Dexter must have written this." "Wow." "Who knew he could be so...." "Passionate?" "Only an initial?" "Could you?" "I couldn't stop thinking about you all day." "I've never felt this way about anyone." "All I know is I want to be with you." "Clark?" "Lana, I don't think that love letter is from her husband." "I think it's from the drifter." "They were in love." "Congratulations, Lex." "That was an excellent presentation." "The board was impressed." "It was smoke and mirrors, but skillfully done." "What can I say?" "I guess the art of deception runs in the family." "And the day was off to such a sweet start." "Deception, huh?" "You think I've been deceiving you about something?" "You tell me." "You've always described grandfather Lachlan as a hardworking entrepreneur from Scottish nobility." "What are you driving at, son?" "Maybe you could explain why a Lachlan Luthor was arrested in 1 961 for petty robbery in Smallville." "Not all entrepreneurs can have the luxury of being both successful and honest." "Why would you go to such lengths to hide our past?" "When I was young and trying hard to get a foothold in the world of overachieving Ivy Leaguers I quickly found that confessing to the fact that I was born and bred in a place like Suicide Slum wasn't gonna win anybody over at a cocktail party." "So you took the liberty of rewriting our history?" "That's right." "Why should I have to pay for the sins of my father?" "Sounds familiar." "Is the memorial in our family plot even real or do I have grandparents wandering around Suicide Slum?" "No, no, they...." "They both died in a tenement fire." "The only reason I'm alive is I was moonlighting at the...." "At a print shop when it happened." "Ever since then, I've buried myself in work." "Consciously." "This is the barn where Louise was shot." "Clark, it's been over 40 years." "What do you expect to find here?" "I have to leave tonight." "I'm leaving with you." "I told you, that's not possible." "I can't stay with Dex anymore." "I don't love him." "You're the one I want to be with." "We wouldn't be accepted." "I don't care what people think." "I never have." "Dex says that's my curse." "No, Louise that's a gift." "We're not that different, Joe." "I'm willing to try." "This wasn't supposed to happen." "I have to return home alone." "Why?" "Because it's my destiny, and I can't change it." "Louise, as much I want this, I can't have it." "My father told me that someday I'd understand that my actions have consequences." "I guess this is what he meant." "It's not fair." "We should be together." "Louise." "Joe...." "No." "Louise?" "Don't leave me." "I'll never leave." "I love you." "Louise." "No." "No, Louise." "Louise." "Clark." "I know who killed her." "The Edgecliff Condos." "They're owned by LuthorCorp but I'm missing the connection to my grandparents." "Well, before the condos and the coffeehouses this was the worst part of Suicide Slums." "That high-rise stands on the site of the tenement your grandparents died in." "So my father's story is true." "They died in a fire." "If you call an explosion that blows the windows out of two city blocks a fire, yeah." "lt sounds like you have your doubts." "I was a detective in that precinct." "Back in those days when they told you to drop a case, you did it." "The slumlords controlled city hall." "Well, I'm retired now." "It doesn't really matter." "I think you'll find my original report enlightening." "I don't mean to rain on your parade but Lachlan was in the jail at the time of the murder." "I know it was him." "How?" "You can't expect us to follow these weird hunches without telling us what's going on." "It's crazy." "You passed "crazy" about four random clues ago." "Ever since I read that newspaper article, I've been having memories from 1 961." "What?" "It's like some weird deja vu thing." "Could it be like reincarnation?" "You know, like past lives?" "Chloe." "Or genetic memory." "Science has theorized that we store our ancestors' memories in our DNA." "Anyway." "Well, wherever your hunches are coming from, they're eerily accurate." "I asked the Ledger to e-mail me the newspaper's police blotter from the day missing in the logbook." "Lachlan was released from jail the morning Louise was murdered." "He only spent a few nights in jail for armed robbery?" "Yeah, and look at the name of the deputy who released him." "Billy Tate." "Or affectionately known now as our Honorable Mayor William Tate." "Dex and Louise were my best friends." "Arresting him was the hardest thing I ever had to do." "You bear a striking resemblance to your great-aunt." "Has anyone ever told you that?" "Do you remember booking someone named Lachlan Luthor?" "He was released the same day Louise was killed." "It's hard to keep track of all the arrests I've made." "We think your friend Dexter is innocent." "Trust me, of all people, I wanted to believe that more than anyone." "But, finally, I had to admit there was no drifter." "He made up the story to cover his own guilt." "Careful with that, young man." "Hey, you two lovebirds." "Billy, it's not what it looks like." "Sure." "Okay, big shot, out of the car." "I don't know what business this is of yours" "You've overstayed your welcome." "Move along before you cause trouble." "Billy he was just taking me home." "You better make sure this is what you want, Louise because I think you're making a huge mistake." "I never wanted to marry Dexter." "Don't get me wrong." "He's a nice man." "He's just safe." "I made the mistake of telling my father my dreams." "I wanna go to Hollywood become a star." "The next thing I know, he's putting me together with Dex saying what a great wife I'd make." "I finally gave in." "And here I am." "I think our fathers would get along." "See, I'm not what you'd call a model son." "My father sent me here as sort of a lesson." "I didn't want to come here." "Now I'd give anything to stay." "But I can't." "Then take me with you." "We'll be like James Dean and Natalie Wood in Rebel Without a Cause." "lt'll be romantic." "I don't think you understand." "When I said I wasn't from here, I wasn't talking about Smallville." "Where I'm from, we have colors that you've never seen." "Our moons are so close they fill up half the sky." "We have sunsets that last for hours." "You almost had me there." "For a second, I was actually believing you." "Oh, my God." "So you want me to dredge up an investigation that was put to bed 40 years ago?" "The mayor knows more than he's telling." "Oh, yes, that mysterious drifter of yours." "We think that Mayor Tate made a deal to drop the charges on Lachlan Luthor if Lachlan killed the drifter." "They were gonna pin it on Dexter." "Well, you make a great storyteller, Mr. Kent, but not much of a detective." "See, I will need two small things called motive and evidence before I'm gonna haul the leader of our community off to jail." "The writing on the police log matches this love letter." "It's the same signature." "He was in love with her." "With the drifter dead and Dexter in jail for his murder Mayor Tate could have Louise all to himself." "I don't know if you can hear yourselves but you might want to be careful about who you're pointing fingers at." "If you'll excuse me, I've got a few cases in this century to attend to." "Martha, we can't even tell if these visions are for real." "For all we know, they could be just another test from Jor-El." "Jonathan, when have you seen Clark this determined for no reason?" "I know this is hard, but we can't blame him for wanting to know about his birth parents." "Every time I hear the name Jor-El all I can think of is that we aren't his real birth parents." "We're just the people who were lucky enough to find him." "But right now he's here with us." "Yeah." "Clark." "Have you had any more of the visions?" "No." "Listen, son, I'm sorry I doubted you." "If you like, we can go over to McCallum's barn, see if you missed anything." "What is it?" "That's grandpa's gun." "I saw it in the cave when I had my first vision." "I don't want any trouble." "Easy there, son." "You already got one murder on your hands if you're the one the whole town's looking for." "I didn't do it." "I'm not a killer." "I loved her." "I'd never hurt her." "You got" "You gotta trust me." "I'm Hiram." "Hiram Kent." "What is it?" "The drifter was here." "He was here on the farm with Grandpa Kent." "I haven't opened this since the day my father passed away." "Maybe something in here will trigger another memory." "Clark your grandfather wore this old thing every single day of his life." "It was his favorite belt." "I wish you could have met him." "Do you recognize anything from your visions?" "At least you won't stand out as much if they stop you." "I know all the back roads." "We'll take them." "I appreciate your help, but I'll find my way on my own." "I am not sending you alone." "Are you sure these friends of yours are gonna show up?" "They'll be there." "You're welcome to stay and try to clear this thing up." "I've got no reason to stay anymore." "Be careful." "Bye, Gene." "His name is Jonathan." "We're still deciding." "Come on, let's go." "Thank you." "Grandpa helped him escape." "Now, look, I'd like to believe you, Clark, but" "He wanted to name you Gene." "After Gene Autry." "We had all of his old records, but Mom finally won out." "Hiram was a pretty good judge of character, Jonathan." "I don't think he'd help a guilty man." "Well, I don't think an old bomber jacket is gonna prove anything." "I'm not too sure about that." "Sheriff Tate." "Mr. Kent." "I'm not sure how you got in, but I don't find this very amusing." "I think you've got me confused with someone else." "The police are on their way." "Where did you get that?" "I knew you'd remember me." "This can't be real." "You've done a pretty good job of hiding what's real." "I know you made a deal with Lachlan to kill me." "But how did you feel when you found out that he killed Louise instead?" "It was supposed to be you." "You can't kill me." "I'm already dead." "Mother of God." "If you ever want another day of peace you'll confess what you've done to the sheriff." "No." "I'm not going to jail." "You're not taking the easy way out." "Mayor Tate." "You okay?" "We got the silent alarm." "He's trying to kill me." "Who?" "Lachlan was supposed to kill the drifter." "I never meant to hurt Louise." "I loved her." "I never expected to see this day." "It's still so hard to believe about Billy." "Did you know he came to visit me every Sunday for the first two years I was in here?" "I'm sorry." "I know he was your friend." "I guess I always knew how he felt about Louise but I never imagined he could do a thing like that." "And him confessing after all these years...." "It doesn't make any sense." "Maybe it had been haunting him." "It'd be a terrible thing when love consumes you and takes over." "I was so in love with Louise." "I just couldn't see she didn't feel the same way about me." "I wish I'd known when to let go." "The explosion originated in your family's apartment." "There were traces of ammonium nitrate, Dad." "Your parents' death was no accident." "Well, I've always suspected this." "I" "I knew my father had enemies, but...." "That's not what you told the police." "I was young but never naive." "I knew, automatically, that whoever did it would be watching me." "So you knew they were murdered." "It's not like you to pass up a chance at revenge." "I had no resources." "I couldn't pursue it." "Then." "What about the last 30 years?" "I couldn't bring them back." "There was nothing I could do so I chose to move on, forget about it." "But you can't, can you?" "No." "I owe you a thank-you, son." "Your grandparents were murdered." "They deserve justice." "Oh, I was such a fool." "I always thought that their murder could stay buried in the past." "We both know that's not gonna happen until we find out who did this." "Clark?" "Lana." "How's Dexter?" "I think he's just relieved that his name has finally been cleared." "Personally, I think I'd be more relieved knowing I wasn't getting locked up again." "I am not quite sure why, but I think Dexter has you to thank for his freedom." "You're the one who believed in him." "Yeah." "He was wrong about the drifter." "I'm not so sure he was." "Nothing would've happened to Louise if she didn't fall in love with him." "I know what Louise did was wrong but I can't help thinking she was lucky." "Even if it was only for a few days she knew what it felt like to really be in love." "It's too bad it couldn't last." "What if that's not the point?" "Maybe you have to be grateful for the time that you spend together and stop holding on to what could've been." "What is it, Clark?" "What are we doing here?" "I'm not sure." "What are you doing with that thing?" "I was supposed to return it to my father but there's too many bad memories attached." "Thank you, Hiram." "I can usually tell an honest man when I see one." "Sorry you ran into trouble here." "There's plenty of good folks in Smallville." "I'll remember that." "Congratulations on the baby." "He's lucky to have you as parents." "If there's anything you ever need, you know where to find me." "Clark." "What did you see?" "He buried this here because he didn't want his father to have it." "It acts as some sort of journal." "I think Jor-El was sent here as some kind of rite of passage." "Grandpa Kent was down here too." "He told Joe that if there was anything he needed...." "What is it, Clark?" "I don't think you and Mom found me by accident." "I think you were chosen." " -**" " English Subtitles by jondon -**- Smallville Taiwan Fans Site "
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"Come here!" "What's the matter?" "You wanna be a bum?" "Come here!" "I believe I have an appointment with the principal." "Name?" "Name?" "Richard Dadier." "Business, please." "I've been here before." "It's about the English teacher's job." " Sit down, please." " Yes, thank you." "Not at all." "Mr. Dadier, Richard." "Good luck." " In case anything turns up..." " We'll call you, Mr. Lefkowitz." " Mr. Dadier?" " Yes, sir." "Thank you." "What college did you attend?" "Well, I believe it's right there on the form, isn't it, sir?" "But that was an all-girls school." "Yes, well, they took in veterans after the war, you see." "I believe they still do." "With so many of us coming back all at once, it was a little difficult to find a school or college." " Veteran, huh?" " Yes, sir." "The Navy." "I beg your pardon?" " I was in the..." " You speak very softly." "Can you be heard at the back of a classroom?" "Well, I did some dramatics at college, sir, and they could always hear me even in the last row." " Really?" " Shall I project a little, sir?" " Go ahead and project." "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more." "Or close up the wall with our English dead." "In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility." "But when the blast of war blows in our ears then imitate the action of the tiger." "Very aptly chosen." "Henry IV, wasn't it?" "It was Henry V, I believe." "Right." "Give your credentials to Miss Brady in the outer office." " What, you...?" "You mean I have the job?" " Congratulations." "Oh, thanks." "Try to meet the other teachers and get acquainted." "Organizational meeting in an hour." "Any questions?" "No, I..." "No, sir." "There's just one question, sir." "The discipline problem here." "L..." " I beg your pardon?" " Well, I understand..." "There is no discipline problem in this school, Mr. Dadier." "Not as long as I'm principal." "I see." "Thank you, sir." "Miss Brady, my credentials." " Mr. Edwards." "Joshua." " Thank you very much." "Not at all." "Shall I...?" "Anyway, he says to me, "Exaggeration, pure exaggeration." "There is absolutely no discipline problem here."" "There's no discipline problem at Alcatraz either." "You can't teach a disorderly mob." "You got to have discipline, and that means obedience." " How will you get that?" " With a ruler." "Take a ruler to one of these delinquents, he'll beat you with it." " Oh, my name's Murdock." "New teacher?" " Yes." "English." "Richard Dadier." " Lou Savoldi." "Carpentry." " George Katz." "Social science." "I'm taking money under the false pretense of teaching history." " Thought you developed their muscles." " No." "Developing my own." "Getting in shape to defend myself for the fall term." " Makes it sound like a reform school." " Oh, first teaching job, eh?" " That's right." " Don't listen to him, he's a cynic." "Why not?" "This is the garbage can of the educational system." "You put these schools together and what have you got?" "One big, fat, overflowing garbage can." " Think of teaching in an all-girls school." " Think of those 20-year jail sentences." "Got any tips for a rookie?" "Two." "Don't be a hero and never turn your back on the class." " Manners." " Huh?" " How long have you been teaching here?" " Oh, 12 years." "Two purple hearts and no salary increase." "They hire fools like us with college degrees to sit on that garbage can, keep them in school." "So women, for a few hours a day, can walk around the city without getting attacked." "Really?" "I mean, there must be some students who wanna learn." "You gonna teach them in that outfit?" "Because if those kids ever get a look at..." "Have you arranged with the National Guard to escort you to class every day?" "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please." "Your principal, Mr. Warneke." "Welcome." "Welcome to the old faces." "Welcome to the new faces." "Miss Panucci." "Say, these kids, they can't all be bad, can they?" "No?" "Why?" "Makes you feel good, doesn't it?" "Oh, it's funny." "I didn't think it would affect me this way." "After all, it's only a job but when I stepped in my own classroom, it was like reaching a goal of a kind." " I don't believe I got your name." " Josh Edwards." " How are you, sir?" " Two first names, like Harry James." "Do you like swing?" " Yeah, well, most of it." " I've got a really fine collection." "I can't remember ever being so excited." "It'll pass." "You wait till Monday." "The way some of the teachers were talking you don't really expect any trouble, do you?" " I mean, I figure you can handle any kid if..." " lf you can handle them." "How's the most beautiful wife in the whole world, huh?" "Hot." "Tired." "I don't feel very much like anything, especially not attractive." " I just feel four months pregnant." " Beautifully pregnant." " Champagne." " Yep." " And ravioli." " That's not all." "Oh, you got the job." "Oh, darling." "Congratulations, professor." "You want some cheese?" "Oh, champagne and ravioli." "Now, that's no way to feed an unborn child." "Well, champagne, that's for the mother." "That's for luck." "I've had luck from the very first moment we met, Anne." "What?" "Is something wrong?" "What's the matter, dear?" "Nothing." "Now, look, honey." "It's all gonna be over real soon." "No, no, it's not that." "It's just that I don't wanna let you down again, that's all." "You've never let me down, ever." "I don't know what happened the last time." "Now, look, it's not your fault." "Now, a lot of women they lose babies." "And after all, it was..." "It was only two months." "I know." "I can't help thinking about it." "I just don't want anything to happen this time." "Nothing's going to happen, now." "It's gonna be 7 and a half pounds in weight." "It's gonna have your looks and my brains, and it's gonna support us in our old age." "The most important thing is, darling, you mustn't worry now." "Please." "No bad memories, huh?" "No guilty feelings, please." "Please, Anne." "And you don't mind my being this way?" "How could I mind?" "I'm responsible, aren't I?" " To the three of us." " To the three of us." "You all right?" " What happened?" " Some crazy kids." "That's what happened." " Good morning." " Morning." "Last time I felt like this was when we hit the beach at Salerno." " At least they're not shooting at us." " Not yet." " Good morning." " Good morning." "How do you do?" " Do I look all right?" " Ravishing." "I'm really very nervous." "Do you think they'll like me?" "They may even fight over you." " Hi!" "I thought you said you weren't coming." " Testing." "Testing." "One, two, three, four." "One, two, three, four." "Hey, lookit." "He knows how to count up to four." "Sure, man." "He graduated from this school, didn't he?" "Shut up." "All right." "That's enough stupid nonsense." "Next guy opens his trap knows what happens." "Who's that?" "He teaches public speaking or something." "I don't know." "You already said hello, so cut the yakity, and we'll get down to business." "First, in the name of your principal, Mr. Warneke I wanna welcome you back to North Manual." "Now, without further ado, we'll have the teachers call out the roll of their classes." "When you hear your named called out, you fall out to the center aisle." "The first guy gives trouble gets trouble right back." "We start with the seniors." "And because we're gentlemen, the ladies come first." "We got a new teacher here." "She's gonna take care of you senior boys." "Miss Hammond, please." "Miss Hammond." "Frank." " Frank Adams." " Hey, lucky old me." "Shut up." "Edward Alpina, Donald Beck, Samuel Barstow, Harry Cohen, Leroy Croth." "All right, this way." "Up those stairs down there." "There'll be no talking on the way up." "Teach, what'd Mr. Halloran say your name was?" " I said there'd be no talking." " Dig this cat." "He's playing hard." " He's a big man." " Get back in line." "All right, hold it." "You, you." "What's the matter?" "What's the matter, boy?" " Hey, you." "You!" " Me?" " Yes." "What's your name?" " Why?" "What...?" " What's your name?" " Why are you picking on me?" " I'm not." "I'm asking your name." " You never heard of Artie West, teach?" "I want you to monitor this class." "Write down the names of anybody who talks." " Talks about?" " They open their mouth, write their name." " No pencil." " I've got a pencil." " No paper." "Just take it." "Will you take it?" "Look out for a minute." " What'd you make the kid cry for?" " Wasn't my fault." "Heads." "Chiggee." "Hold it." "Just hold it." "What is this?" "The officers' club or something?" "I don't wanna catch you smoking in here again, you understand?" "Now get out." "Come on, you heard what I said." "Get out." "What's the matter?" "You guys privileged or something?" " We only just got here, chief." " You did, huh?" "Well, now just get out." " Can't a man wash his hands, chief?" " Wash them and get out." " Sure, chief." "You gonna watch me?" " Maybe he'd like to wash them for us." "What's your name?" "You, I'm talking to you." " Me?" " Yes, you." " Emmanuel." " Emmanuel what?" "Emmanuel Trades." "Don't you know, man?" "This boy got the school named after him." " What's your name, wise guy?" " Me?" "Miller." "Gregory Miller." "You want me to spell it out so you won't forget?" "You don't have to." "I'll remember, Miller." "Sure, chief." "You do that." "Maybe you'd like to walk to the principal's office." " Is that what you want?" " You're holding the cards." "You wanna take me to see Mr. Warneke, you'll do just that." "Who's your home-period teacher?" "You are, chief." "Why aren't you with the rest of the class?" "Already told you." "Came in to wash up, chief." "All right, wash up." "Just cut out that "chief" routine, understand?" "Sure, chief." "That's what I been doing all the time." "Okay for us to drift now, chief?" " I don't wanna catch you here again." " Suppose I got business here?" "Look, how many times do I have to tell you?" "Let's go, huh?" "Come on, let's go." " Let's go, bright boy." " Hey, he means me." "All right, sit anywhere." "We'll arrange permanent seating later." "You wanna close the door for me there?" "Thank you." "Hey, how about that Miss Hammond?" "All right, let's break it up back there." " Hear what I said?" "I said, break it up." " Why?" " What'd you say?" " I said, why?" "Sit down." "First thing we're gonna do is pass these cards out." "Take one and pass the rest back." "Number of this class is 55, number of the classroom is 206." "My name is spelled D" " A-D I" " E-R." "Now, that's pronounced "Da-dee..."" "Whoever threw that, you'll never pitch for the Yanks, boy." "Hey, Artie." "How do you like Mr. Daddy-oh?" " Daddy-oh." " Daddy-oh!" "Daddy-oh!" "Daddy-oh!" "Daddy-oh!" "You all finished?" "Fine." "Glad you got that out of your system." "The name is Dadier." "Mr. Dadier." "Pronunciation is very important in English." "I'd hate to fail anyone who couldn't pronounce it." " Me too, teach." " Mr. Dadier." " Yeah, sure." " Say it." "And take your hat off in this classroom." "You ever try to fight 35 guys at one time, teach?" "Take your hat off, boy, before I knock it off." "The subject you'll learn in this class is English." "Some of you may wonder if English can help you get a job as a carpenter, a mechanic or an electrician." "The answer is yes." "It may surprise you to find that English is your favorite subject." " I'll be surprised." " There will be no calling out." "If you've got any questions to ask, just raise your hand." " You hear that, Miller?" " Sure, teach." "You coming in strong." "I can't tune you out." " His name ain't "teach."" " It's Daddy-oh." " Hey, don't you know his name, jerk?" " Excuse me, Mr. Jerk." "West, since you're so cooperative, stay after class and help me out." " I'm busy." " Oh, go on, Artie." "Help him out." " Then you could be together alone." " Oh, Daddy-oh!" "All right, all right, fine." "We had a few laughs." "In a minute, the bell's gonna ring out there." "You go to your civics class." "Tomorrow morning when you come to class..." "Hey, teach, you're coming back here tomorrow?" "Why, sure I'm coming back." "You know why?" "Because I'll miss you, West." "All right, all right." "Knock it off." "Now come on, huh?" "Listen, that's enough, huh?" "What's the matter with you?" "You, Santini." "What's your problem?" " Me?" " Yeah, what are you grinning for?" "He's the grinningest cat in this whole school." "He smiles all the time." "That's because he's an idiot boy." " Well, just try and pay attention, Santini." " I pay attention." "Hey, Miller." "Come here." "I wanna talk to you a minute, Miller." "A man-to-man talk, huh, Miller?" "I've been looking up the records, and you're a natural-born leader." " Really?" " Yeah." "You are." "Those guys out there, they like you very much." "Don't be modest with me." "You know you're a little brighter, smarter than those guys." " Me?" " Yeah." "And every class needs a leader." "You could be that leader, Miller." "What you do, they'll do." "You cooperate, and they'll follow you." "How about it, Miller?" " I don't know." " I do know, Miller." "How about it?" " Sure, if you think so." " That's a boy." "Good." "That's fine, Miller." "Oh, is this yours?" " Take it easy, man." " Sure, man." " Good night." "Good night." " Night." " Why, hello." " Miss Hammond." "Oh." " How did it go today?" " You mean after my disaster this morning?" "My entire class volunteered to stay after school and pound erasers or something." " Got a ride home?" " I have a private limousine." " Oh?" " City bus." " My way's more private." "I'll give you a lift." " Well, I have to check out first." "That's all right." "I'll meet you downstairs." " They don't know their multiplication tables." " All they can multiply is themselves." " Well, how are they ever graduated?" " Graduated?" " Going down?" " No." "Going up." "Graduated?" "They just get to be 18." "Then they're thrown out to make room for more of the same kind." "You cockroach!" "What happened?" "Nothing." " What is it?" "What happened?" " Why, it's the first day of school, teacher." "The way she screamed." "And the way she looked." "Scared." "Man, I mean real scared." "I thought, "You know, this could be happening to Anne."" " And then I hit him." " Maybe she provoked the boy." " What?" " Well, teachers ought not to dress sexy." "What do you mean?" "She had on..." "What do you call it?" "These sport outfits, buttoned up to here." "I'll bet." "And black net stockings too." "No, they were kind of..." "They were flesh-colored." "I see." " Rick?" " Yeah?" " Is she beautiful?" " Who?" "Miss Hammond, that's who." "Miss "Desirable" Hammond." "Oh, yeah." "I'd say that in a..." "Well, a kind of a flashy way, she's..." "Yeah, I'd say she's..." "Well, she's attractive." "What was I wearing when you came home tonight?" " What were you wearing?" " You never noticed, did you?" "Now wait a minute, let me think." "What were you wearing?" "You were wearing..." "Let's see, you had on a blue outfit, didn't you?" "No, it was a blue..." "The pink dress with the blue ribbon." "You know, the little ribbon you wear up here, and you had on a little apron." " You didn't take your iron tablets." " Yes, I took my iron tablets." " You didn't think I was sexy, did you?" " I thought you were irresistible." "Prove it." " What about your calcium tablets?" " More, please." " Did you take them?" " Don't be so medical." "Look, what was she wearing?" "What were you wearing?" "Now, what's this all about?" "What was I wearing when I came home?" " Turn out the lights and hold me." " What was I wearing?" "Remember?" " Do you?" " Your brown suit." " No, it wasn't the brown suit." " Gray suit." " No." " Striped necktie?" " No?" " No." "You don't remember, do you?" "Now, does that prove you don't love me?" "It just proves I'm silly and jealous and love you too much." " He looked terrible." " He must have hit him from behind." "Teach must have some wallop." "No, he hit him with brass knuckles." "I seen them." "He carries them in that little old bag of his." "Four transfusions Joey had to have." "His nose was busted too." "What do you think, Artie?" "They say he knocked all Joey's front teeth out." "What'd the teach hit him with?" "The teach was middleweight champ of the Navy." " Hey, George." " Hey, Joe." "Morning, Miller." "Today we'll pinpoint some of your faults in grammar." "I've written several sentences on the board." "Read them using the proper word." "Now, does everybody understand that?" "Well, you're very quiet today." "All right, now let's get started." "Don't be afraid to make mistakes because that's how you learn." "By making mistakes." "All right, Miller, will you take the first one?" ""Henry hasn't written no answer to my letter."" "No, Miller." "It should be "Henry hasn't written any answer to my letter."" " De Lica, second one." " "If I were him, I wouldn't say that."" "If I were you, I wouldn't say that either." "It should be, "If I were he."" " West, third one." " "I throwed the ball fast."" "You know better." "This is third-term stuff." "You had that two years ago." " "Won't anyone borrow you a pen?" - "The class choose him as president."" ""Where was you when it happened?"" "We didn't do very well with this, did we?" "All right." "A little homework will straighten that out." "Homework?" "Are you...?" "Yes, homework." "You can start copying all 35 sentences in your notebooks now." " It ain't even the first week." " I gotta work after school." "This will count as a test." "It might decide whether you pass or fail this course." "Miller?" "This..." "This was your idea, wasn't it?" " What idea is that?" " This silent treatment." "Picking the wrong answers deliberately." "Look, I know you're the leader." "Fine." "But you're leading them in the wrong direction." "Why?" "Maybe you ought to mind your own business, chief." "Not many guys like what happened to Joe Murray." "He going to jail." "You know that?" "I see." "That's why you set the class against me, huh?" "They don't need no excuse." "Or me to help them." "Well, what about that talk we had, Miller?" "Suppose we just forget about that little snow job, Mr. Dadier." " Hi." "I wanted to thank you." " That's all right." "Would you mind walking out to the car with me?" " With those kids out there and all, I..." " No." " Lf it's too much trouble for you..." " No, not at all." "Thanks." "I hope I haven't hindered you with your classes." "How'd you make out today?" "Oh, the boys were very quiet." "I guess I know what they were thinking." " Hello, Josh." " Hi." " How about a drink?" " Yeah." "Fine." "Let's go over there." " I gotta..." "I gotta get home." " Well, this is the last one." "For the road." "For the road." "Stan the man." "Terrific stuff." " Very educated gentleman." " Yeah." "Just like our students." "Everything always comes back to our students." "You know something?" "I am disappointed." "Very disappointed." "Listen." "Listen to this passage." "Listen." "Mind those trumpets." "There's always that." "Oh, bartender?" "I wonder if there are many alcoholics among high school teachers." "It's not fair, Rick." "I wanna teach." "I really wanna teach." " So why don't they let me teach?" " L..." "Any man who really wants to teach should be allowed to teach." "I know." "I know." " Did I tell you?" " What?" "I'm bringing my record collection in and playing it for the class." " Yeah." " Yeah, what?" "What do you mean, "Yeah, what"?" "You told me you're bringing your records..." "I mean, now wait a minute." "Suppose they don't like it?" "The records." "Why not?" "Listen, it took me 15 years to collect those records." "Half those records can't even be replaced." "Besides, music is based on mathematics." "Am I right?" " Yeah." " What do I teach?" "Mathematics." " You're right." "Absolutely right." " To teaching." "To teaching." "I gotta get home fast." "My wife's pregnant, you know." " Well, congratulations." " Thanks." "Hey, let's take a cut through here." "Shortcut to the bus." "All right." "Yes, sir." "It's the best profession anywhere." " Kids." " Yeah." " Best profession anywhere." " Why don't they let me teach?" " I guess because they're bad guys." " They're not bad." "They're just ignorant." "Bad and ignorant." "You don't really believe that, do you?" "No, I..." "I don't really mean it, Josh." "I don't really mean it." "Josh." " That's funny." " What's funny?" " Footsteps." "You hear...?" " Hey, Daddy-oh." "I don't want you to forget Joe Murray, teach." "Oh, Josh." "Josh." " Hello?" " Mr. Dadier there?" "No." "No, no." "He isn't here right now." "Who is this?" "Hello?" "Hello." " Turn out the lights." " Well, Rick." "The lights." "Rick." "You mustn't be scared." "I'm hurt." " I'll call a doctor." " No, no." "I'll be all right." "Just don't look at me, Anne." "Please." "No, please." "You mustn't." "A thing like this could..." "I don't want you to lose the baby, Anne." "You're never going back to that school again." "Never." "Oh, yes, I am." "Yeah, I've been beaten up." "But I'm not beaten." "There's a big difference." "I'm not beaten and I'm not quitting." "What's the answer, professor?" "Oh, I'm going back to the school tomorrow." "Anne doesn't want me to go, and maybe she's right." "Is it hopeless?" "Is there no way to...?" "To get through to those kids?" "Is there no way to make them understand?" " You'll find a way." " And what if I don't?" "What then?" "What's the point of teaching if kids don't care about an education?" " And make no mistake about it, they don't." " You're wrong." "You're the blind man who visits an elephant." "He feels the tail, and he says, "An elephant must be like a snake."" "Come." "Porto, to carry." "Porto, portas, portat." "Portamus, portatis, portant." "Any teacher could get through to students like these." "The students I have, why bother?" " All children are entitled to an education." " I'm not prepared for my job." "You were my college professor." "Should've taught me how to stop a fight." "How to deal with an IQ of 66." "How to quiet a class of screaming, wild animals." "Why bother about them?" "They'll survive without me." " Who wants animals on the street?" " Lf I'm a lion tamer I should teach with a chair and whip." "Yes." "We at the university were to blame." "We did not prepare teachers to teach certain children of this generation." "Tell me, Richard." "Why do you want to be a teacher?" "Just to earn a living?" " No." " It is easier, perhaps, than some other job?" "Easier?" "Perhaps you're dedicated." "No, hardly." "No, I wanna teach." "Most of us wanna do something creative." "I can't be a painter, writer or engineer." "But I thought that if I could help to shape young minds, sort of sculpt lives and by teaching, I'd be creative." " For every school like yours there are hundreds like this one." "We could use you, but your school needs you." "You still want to teach here in this school?" "I think I'll take another crack at my jungle." "Report says you couldn't identify any of the boys." "It was dark." "I told you it was dark." "I couldn't see anything." "What are you protecting?" "The good name of this school?" "Your job?" " Someone gotta die before you'll cooperate?" " It wasn't that serious." " Weren't in class for a week." "That's serious." " What do you expect me to do?" "Press charges." "I'll find the ones who did it." " I'll go over every kid in this school." " You'll do more harm." "Mr. Dadier, I've handled lots of problem kids in my time." "Kids from both sides of the tracks." "They were 5 or 6 years old in the last war." "Father in the Army." "Mother in a defense plant." "No home life." "No church life." "No place to go." "They formed street gangs." "It's way over my head, Mr. Dadier." "Maybe the kids today are like the rest of the world." "Mixed-up, suspicious, scared." "I don't know." "But I do know this:" "Gang leaders have taken the place of parents." "If you don't stop them..." " Class is starting." "You mind?" " Then you won't help us?" " I'm sorry." " Sure." " And I hope you'll never be sorrier." " Thanks anyway." "For what?" "Tying our hands so it can happen again?" "And don't worry." "It will." "Welcome back, chief." "You bring your cosmetics to school, chief?" "Don't get touchy, chief." "I know lots of guys use makeup." "Well, at least the silent treatment seems to have ended." " New machine shop, chief." " Since when?" "Installed her last week." "Does this...?" "Does this go on all the time?" "Most any time." "Oh, no." "That's great." "It's all we needed." "This is a tape recorder." " Was we gonna make records, teach?" " That's right." " Well, go, man." "Go." " Go." "Now, we all talk too much, but nobody listens." "Nobody listens." "I thought, perhaps, we talk into this machine, then we listen..." "Oh, it's a speech period." ""How I spent my summer vacation."" " This ought to be real jazzy." " No." "No speeches." "One thing I didn't like when I went to school..." " Teach, teach." "Did you go to high school?" " Can't you see, man, he ain't never got out." "Well, since you wanna talk so very badly, I guess I'm not gonna have much trouble getting you to talk into this machine." " What kind of talk?" "Snappy stories?" "Miller, how'd you like to bring your mother to school?" "How'd you like to bring yours?" "Hey, Morales got a sister." "Maybe he'd like to bring her." "Come on with those records, man." "Hey, what do you say we all sing a little?" "Come on." " "The Last Rose of Summer."" " Teach, you got that recorder going?" "Quiet!" "All right, now, who's gonna be the first to try this out?" " How about Morales?" " Hey, what's the matter with Morales?" " Sure, Morales." "He loves to talk." " No." "Tomita." "Step up here and try it." "You against Morales because he don't talk good English?" " That has nothing to do with it." " Morales get up there." "I wanna hear you." " Come on, Morales." " Come on, chicken." "We want Morales." " Hey, chicken." " We want Morales." "I no chicken." " All right." "Start talking." " What am I gonna talk about?" "Talk about anything." "How you got up this morning, took the bus to school." " Well..." " Go ahead." "I got up at 7:30, go wash." "But my stinking sister, she's still in the bathroom, so I can't get in." "That's fine, boy." "Just keep talking." "So then I go to the stinking bathroom." "I wash my stinking face." " Then I ate some stinking sausages." " Louder, come on." " We can't hear you in the balcony." " So then I go down the stinking street with my stinking books, and then I meet this stink-face." "And he says:" ""You go to school, Pete?" I say, "You stinking right, boy."" "So we walked to the stinking EI, and we wait for the stinking train." "What do you think?" "The stinking train is late." "So I gotta get into the stinking crowd." "And that's why I'm stinking late to school, teach." " How was I?" "Okay?" " You sure stunk up that record, boy." " That'll be enough for today." " You gonna play it?" "No." "Thanks for picking Morales." " I'm sure you're his friend." " Sure enough, chief." "Too bad you can't see the same." " And just what does that mean?" " Morales is a spic, that's what it means." " Maybe you don't like spics." " That'll be enough." " What did I do, anyhow?" " Sit down, spic." " You heard him, greaseball." " At least I'm no Irish Mick." "I said, that'd be enough." "Now, pick up that magazine, Belazi." "Pick it up." "I wanna get one thing very clear in this classroom." "There's not gonna be any name-calling here." "Not today, not tomorrow, not ever." " Understand?" " I was just kidding." "Yeah, I know you're just kidding." "That's how things start." "Like a street fight." "Somebody pushes somebody in fun." "Somebody pushes back, and soon you got a street fight with no kidding." "That's the same way with name-calling." "All right, West, look." "You're of Irish decent." "So is Murphy over there." "You call him a Mick." "He calls you a Mick." "Suppose Miller called you a Mick." "Is that all right?" "No." "Then you call him a nigger." " I was just kidding." " Well, stop kidding!" " Sure." " Come on, come on, tell me." "Tell me all about your stinking sister." "You gonna play Morales' record back, chief?" " Mr. Warneke wanted to see me?" " Sit down." " That'll be all, Murdock." " But, Mr. Warneke..." "There are no buts." "None that forgive slapping a student." " Lf you can't control yourself..." " Yes, sir." "I understand." "Dadier." "He's rough today." "Sit down, Dadier." "Problems." "Nothing but problems, eh, Dadier?" "Well, not the same as you have, sir." "If it isn't one thing, it's another." "Brutality, stupidity, bigotry." "Would you believe that some teachers are guilty of racial prejudice in their classes, in this school?" " I wouldn't know, sir." " Comes out under pressure, I suppose." "Yeah, I suppose so." "If you knew of such a teacher, would you tell me about it?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" "Why not?" "I don't know this idea of carrying tales." "You have someone in particular in mind, Mr. Warneke?" "What part of the country are you from?" "How do you feel about Negroes, Dadier?" " How do I feel about...?" " Well, do you consider them inferior?" " As a race?" " Any way." " No, I don't consider them inferior." " What about spics?" " Spics?" " Spics." "Do you like them?" " Depends on the individual." " What does that mean, Dadier?" "There are Puerto Ricans I like, and some I don't like." "I see." "What about Irish Micks?" "I don't know what this is all about, but if there's some teacher..." "I'm talking about you, Dadier." "You're the teacher who's supposed to be the bigot." "What?" "It's reported that you maligned religious and racial groups in class." " That's what this is about, Dadier." " That's a lie." "Is it?" "Did you use the expression "nigger" in your class?" " Yes." " Then it is true." " Just wait..." " Did you use "spic"?" " Yes, I used it in the same lesson..." " Lesson?" " Yes." " What textbook did you get this from?" " Just listen to me a minute..." " You listen!" "I don't care if a boy's skin is black, yellow, purple." "He gets the same teaching, breaks as any white boy." "Do you understand that?" "Do you?" "There's enough immorality in the world." "Without your adding to it." "Enough hatred." "Hold it!" "You just hold it." "I used that expression to teach a lesson in democracy." "What should not be said." " Those were negative examples." " Not according to my report." " This boy has accused..." " What boy?" " A boy in your class." " What was his name?" "Can't tell you that." "Well, suppose he's lying." "Don't I have any right to face my accuser?" "I know I don't have any as a teacher left, but what about my rights as a human?" " Nobody's depriving you of any rights." " You accuse me." "You condemn me without even a hearing." " Look, I'm sorry, Dadier." "I may have been hasty." "If I'm wrong, I apologize." "You were wrong." "In that case..." "Dadier I recall that you had some dramatic training in college." "Will you take charge of our Christmas show?" "Well, is this a penalty?" "Is this a reward?" "What is it?" "Just an extra job." "All right." "Miller?" " What were you doing?" " Doing?" "I'm just going down to the machine shop, chief." " This late after school?" " Doing a little homework on this carburetor." "What kept you after school, chief?" "You doing your homework here too?" "Miller." "You went to see Mr. Warneke today, didn't you?" " Did I?" " Yes, and you told him a lot of lies." "A lot of deliberate lies." "You twisted everything I said." "There was no racial issue till you made one." " Wait a minute, Miller." " What is it, chief?" " What is what?" " Why you got the knife out for me?" "Why I've got the knife out for...?" "Oh, man, there's a real switch." "After all the trouble you caused." "After the way you fouled up that recording session." " After the way you and West..." " Steady now." "Just a minute." " The way we did what?" " Ganged up on me." " You don't mean that, chief." " I do mean it." " Boy, you really got it bad." " You deny it?" " Well, do you deny it?" " You gonna hit me?" "I'd really like that." "That's all you need, boy." "That'll really wash you up around here." "Come on." "Start swinging." "Come on." "You go ahead." "Come on." " Why, you black..." " Go ahead and say it." " You say it." "Now, you go ahead and hit me." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry what I just said, Miller." "There's no excuse." "I just lost my head." "I'm sorry." "Yeah." "Miller." "Truck will be here any minute." "You ready, Louie?" "Come on, pay attention when I'm talking to you, stupid." "We been over it 50 times." "I slug the guy, Pee Wee takes the wheel." "What's so special?" "Look, you just stay with him in case he needs you." "That's what's so special." "Look, you drive to the park, dump the papers and get rid of the truck." "When the guy sells the papers, we meet back here and divvy up." "Got that?" " You sure you got it, now?" " Got it." "Don't worry about it." "Go ahead, blow." "Move." "How's the teaching business coming along?" "Hey, what's the chance of getting a job driving a truck like this?" "Easy, teach." "Easy." "You could've got hurt over there just now." "What happened?" " Where'd you come from?" " I was just strolling along and I saw some guy throw a bottle at you." "I figured they're out to get you." "You could've been maybe shot or something." "Yeah, or something." "Was that Belazi with those kids?" " Belazi?" "You mean from our class?" " That's right." "Wearing the same jacket, like you are." "Members of the same gang, right?" "It's a club, teach." "It's a club I belong to." "I didn't see Belazi." "You didn't see those kids steal that newspaper truck either, did you?" " You're just passing by." " Right, I said I was just strolling by." "Why should I lie to you?" " I don't give a damn what you believe." " Know what happens when they're caught?" " What's that, teach?" " Reform school, year in jail." "Maybe more." "A year from now, when the Army comes and says, "Okay, Artie West you get in a uniform, be a soldier, save the world and you get your lousy head blowed right off."" "Well, maybe I'll get a year in jail, and when I come out they don't want Artie West to be a soldier no more." " Maybe what I get is out." " I see." " Do you, teach?" "Do you?" " West, you got it all wrong..." "Come on, get them off." "Look, you're in my classroom now." "And what I could teach you." "The first lesson is, don't butt in." "Just don't." "Or you could flunk out for good." " Hey, what you got there, teach?" " Music." " Wasn't that music?" " For the next class." " What's the matter?" " Ask the disc jockey." " Records." " Just keep your hands off of them." " Beg your pardon." " Come on, teach, play something." "Old Joshua, he's got a test for us." "Right, Josh?" "You see, music is based on mathematics, and it's just that the next class is a little more advanced." " We're advanced, teach." " Two times two is four." " Are four." "Haven't you heard that music soothes the savage beast?" " Okay." "Take your seats." " We're crazy about music." "Mr. Edwards, why not play a record, and then we'll all take the test." " Sure." " Please." " Oh, come on, teach." " Well all right." "This..." "This is kind of a rare one." "This is Bix Beiderbeke doing "Jazz Me Blues."" " How about some bop?" " Yeah, bop us, teach." "Listen to this." "Pay attention to that cornet." "Beiderbeke came before James and Elman and Spivak." " How about Frank Sinatra?" " Frankie." " Joni James." " Come on, get with it, man." " This is "Cow Cow Boogie."" " All right, keep away from the records." " Give me the record." " Sure, teach." "This is "Cherokee." Anybody wanna hear this record, huh?" "Hey, "Clap Hands!" "Here Comes Charlie."" ""Blue Moon."" " Wait till Miller hears about this." " Where's that Miller man today?" " He's cutting class today." " When there's action, he cuts." "That's funny." "I was someplace else too." "Nobody was here." "They broke my records." "I don't understand, Rick." "I just don't understand." "Now, the broken records can never be replaced." "The phonograph cost about $40." "I don't know which of you did it." "But I know that none of you tried to stop it." "So whenever you can, you just put your nickels and your dimes in this tin can." "Can you deduct it from taxes?" " But how did Warneke discipline the kids?" " A masterful stroke." "He taught those little Mongolians a lesson they'll never forget." "You know what he did?" "He got them all in the auditorium, and he had them..." "He had them write 500 times, "I respect private property."" "Did anybody ever pay Edwards for those broken records?" "Dadier, is that tin can full of money yet?" " He's lucky they don't steal the tin can." " I'll tell you what I'll do." "I'll rig up an electric chair and bring it to my class." "I'll tell my pupils it's a circuit tester." "I'll lead the little lice in the chair one by one and throw the switch on." " They'll rig up that hot seat first throw you in it and fry you." " I'd have clobbered them." " Would you?" " Sure." "Would you?" "They outnumber you, outweigh you and outreach you." "They get hit at home and in the streets." " They're used to it." " And understand it." " What's that got to do with teaching?" " I never have any real trouble." "That's right, Miss Panucci." "He's a clobberer, you're a slobberer." ""I'm just a nice woman trying to do my job." "Now, please be nice, boys."" "You." "You give them the veteran pitch." ""I got the purple heart, boys."" "You tell them about..." "What is it?" "The steel plate in your head, the artificial leg." "You beg for sympathy. "I'm a veteran." "Help me keep my job?"" "You don't care if they learn." "He's lucky they don't kick the artificial leg out from underneath him." "And you're a slumberer." "You sleepwalk." "Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil." "Oh, every once in a while you make sounds like a teacher." "Nobody cares." "Nobody listens." "I mean, nobody cares, especially you." "This man, he's a grumbler." "You hate the kids." "You have contempt for them." " You condemn them." " All right, what about you, Zola?" "I'm..." "I'm a fumbler." " I'm not doing any better than you." " What are we supposed to do?" " Butt our heads on a stone wall?" " Yes." " With kids that don't wanna learn?" " Yes." " All right." "How?" " I don't know how." "I mean, there must be some way to..." " There must be some way to reach them." " Whom are you trying to convince?" "Me or you?" " Rotten day, ain't it?" " Hello, Mrs. Brophy." " You shouldn't be walking in the snow." " I like it." "If I had a condition, I'd be carried like a Chinese pagoda." "Where'd you go, movies?" "It's funny, habits." "In the morning when my husband goes to work click, I turn on the radio." "Nothing but serials." "In one ear and out the other." "One day the radio breaks down." "It was quiet." "I thought I'd go crazy." "Stark-naked crazy." "Your husband ain't home yet." "I stopped in just now." " I loaned a little rum for cooking, you know." " What time is it?" "Let me see, it's a little bit after 5." "I don't care for liquor, personally but my old man, he goes for it in a great way." "You shouldn't be walking in the snow, Mrs. Dadier." "Anne?" "Anne?" "Oh, I thought it was you." " Is something wrong?" " No, no." "No, it was late." "You weren't home." "I got lonely." "Sorry I was late." "What's a teacher do when he stays after school?" "Or is it ethical to tell?" "Josh Edwards quit his job today." "I was helping him straighten his desk out." "I tried to get him to change his mind, but..." "He was right to quit." "And if you had any sense, you'd get out of this place too before it's too late." "What would I do?" "Sell shoelaces?" "Run for president?" "You'd teach in a decent place, where kids wanna learn." "Where a teacher's respected." "I wrote to Professor Kraal." "Here's his answer." "He says he can get you a job in his school." "Tell him yes, Rick." "Maybe." "We'll see." " What's so important about this place?" " It's a challenge." "What else is it?" "You wanna stay." " You wanna stay in this filthy, miserable..." " Wait a minute." "Come on, now." "Hold it." "You got enough troubles without me, you know." "Have I told you today that I love you?" " Have I?" " Do you?" "What do you think?" "I'm selfish." "I wanna be told." "Let's splurge and take a taxi home." "We'll neck in the back seat." "How about that?" "All right." "Taxi!" "No, man." "This ain't no jam session." "Stop jazzing it up, okay?" "All right." "Let's pick it up with "Go Down, Moses."" "Sounded real nice." "Fair, chief." "It'll get better." "Cut out, fellas." "I'll see you later." "If you're wondering, we didn't break in." "Mr. Halloran loaned us the hall." "No, no." "I was just wondering if..." "If maybe we'd play a spot on your Christmas show?" " Yeah." " I figured." "Would you?" "That's why we've been rehearsing, Mr. Dadier." "Where'd you learn to play the piano this way?" "Picked it up." "What are the rules, Miller?" " Rules?" " Yeah." "What are they?" "I mean, you can be so cooperative on a thing like this." "In my classroom, I..." "You better get a move on, teach." "You'll be late for your own class." "Wanna walk up with me?" "I'll be along." "Yeah." "Help!" "Master!" "Master!" "Hey!" "He's tough." "Jack ran for the beanstalk." "But the giant was close behind him." "So Jack got rich." "And when he grew up, he married a princess." "And they lived happily forever after." " Teach, how about the main feature?" " Marilyn Monroe, hey?" "Humphrey Bogart." " What'd you think of the story?" " It was lousy." "There was no dames." " Miller, what did you think?" " This Jack, he's a pretty cool cat." "I don't like fairy stories, you know?" " Speranza?" " I don't know." "I felt sorry for the giant." "Oh?" "Why's that?" "Well, this Jack, he ain't no hero." "He's a pretty dumb hick." "Yeah, look." "His old lady sends him out to sell a cow." "Jack the jerk meets up with a con man and let him have the cow for a couple of beans." " That wasn't smart." " He climbed that beanstalk until he disappeared in another land." " Without a space helmet, man." "How'd that giant get up without any beanstalk?" "This is a fairy story." "He just flew." " I got this Jack pegged for a thief." " The giant was supposed to kill Jack's father and stole his money." " How'd Jack know?" " It was supposed Jack thought that the giant stole from him." "Did that give Jack the right to steal the hen?" " No, he's gotta have proof." " Suppose he had proof." " Jack, he should've called the cops." " Yeah, and the cops would've kept the loot." " Could be." " Not the FBI." "And that magic harp." "If the giant would've been so bad, the harp would've wanted to be snatched." " Could be." " Why do you suppose that magic harp liked that giant so much?" " I know." "Because the giant, he liked music." "Jack was a heist man." "He got away with burglary three times." "I liked the part where he knocked off the giant." "Who cares?" "The whole thing here's a phony." " You think Jack should've killed the giant?" " Yeah." "He was chasing him." "If somebody stole from you, wouldn't you chase him?" "The way I got it figured, this Jack, he's a square." "First off, he don't care if his old lady starves to death." "Then he sells the cow for a handful of beans." " Then he turned burglar." " Then he commit murder." " And for all of this, he gets a reward." " He's rich." " He marries a princess." " You know why?" "Because he took what he wanted." "Crime always pays." " But it was a crime." " So what?" " It was only some giant." " Why don't you like the giant?" " Because he's a giant." " You're a Dodger fan." "No kidding, fellas." "I mean, you don't like the giant because he's different." " That's right." " But is that right?" "I mean, is it right to dislike somebody because he's different?" "I mean, there's a lot of us here in this classroom who are different." "If the story's so cockeyed, what's the point?" "Now we're getting somewhere." "All your lives, you're gonna hear stories, what some guy tells you what you see in books, magazines." "What you read in the newspapers." "But if you can just examine the story look for the real meaning and most of all, just learn to think for yourselves..." "Here it comes." "Here comes the commercial." "That giant, if he done wrong least I think he should've had a trial." " Teach, how about some more stories?" " Yeah, a story about football." "Hey, teach." "Maybe I'll turn out to be a critic on the movies." "How did you like Jack and the Beanstalk?" "Turned out to be a thief." "I liked the story." " So you finally got through to them." " I think so." "Yes." "For once, for the first time." "What's the answer?" "Visual education?" "Yeah, partly." "If you just get them stimulated..." "They'll go for movies, but will that teach them to read?" "No, but if you can get them to use their imagination, to reach out." "But certainly not knowledge." "If they use their intelligence, get their minds out of comic books..." "A mind would indicate a brain, and a brain..." "Before he proves Darwin was right, I've got a class." "If you still need a Santa Claus for your Christmas show..." " Yeah, I do." " Well, you got one." " Hello?" " Your husband won't be home tonight." "He's gonna be with her." "Who is this?" "Hello." "Hello." "All right." "Move in a little bit, fellas." "Just a little closer." "Now, will you hit them with the spot here." "Wait a minute." "I can't see." "Will you turn the footlights out." "Now, raise it up." "I just wanna catch their faces." "Up..." "That's it." "All right, remember that effect." "All right, fellas." "Give me the work light." "Miller." "Stick around, Miller, will you?" "I wanna talk to you about an encore." "I'm gonna go." "I'm bushed." " Thanks for staying." " It's shaping up okay." "Isn't it always quiet before an earthquake?" "Good night, before he has them burn the school." " Well, now that you mention it..." " Good night." "Well, could I be wrong, have you got these wild animals trained?" "No, not trained." "Just interested." "Don't forget your history." "Never turn your back." " Good night." " Good night." " You coming?" " I've a little more work to do." " Need me for anything else, Mr. Director?" " No, thanks." "That's too bad." " I mean, the costumes are fine, Lois." " I know what you mean." "That's why it's too bad." "Look, Lois you're tired." " No, not tired." "Just bored." "Just good and bored." "You know maybe I shouldn't have transferred to this school." "Maybe I should've..." "Tell me, Rick." "Don't you ever get fed up with this place?" "Don't you ever get tired of teaching?" "Don't you wanna throw your briefcase away and take a flyer someplace, anyplace?" "With me, maybe." "Don't you?" "Don't you, Rick?" "I guess not." "You'd like to all right, but you're married." "You're married, and I'm bored." "You're afraid, and I'm choosy." "And you can't be choosy, or you'll live alone." "Keep thinking that, you're gonna end up in trouble." " Mr. Dadier?" " I'll be right with you, Miller." "I gotta get to my job." "Good night, Lois." " Darling?" " Your husband is with her right now." " Stop it." " He'll tell you he was rehearsing his show." " Please, please don't call anymore." " But he's with her." "Would you please leave me alone?" "Please leave me alone." " I don't need no more school." " Why?" "Why, Miller?" "So, what's wrong with being a mechanic?" " You don't want to be, do you?" " Well, there ain't much choice, is there?" "The same reason I live in this neighborhood." "Colored neighborhood, Mr. Dadier." "And folks don't care who fix up their car, black or white." "Just so long as it's fixed good." " You're late, boy." " Yeah." "I'll be early tomorrow night." "This one needs a new set of spark plugs." "They'll pick it up at 9." "Okay." "You think we got a good school, Mr. Dadier?" " Yes." " Do you really think that?" "The important thing is, do you want to learn?" "In the beginning I tried, real hard." "But what's the use?" "Nobody gives a hoot." "Not the other fellas." "Not the teachers." "And not my folks even." "So you quit trying, huh?" " Well, that's the easy way out, Miller." " That's the only way." "Sometimes we gotta do what's best even though that might be the more difficult way." "We talking from different sides of the fence, Mr. Dadier." " You're not black." " That's not a good enough excuse." "Not nowadays." "Dr. Ralph Bunche proved that." "George Washington Carver, Marian Anderson, Joe Louis." " So?" " So I don't want you to quit, that's all." "Now, you'll be of age the end of this term." " Don't give up trying." "Don't quit." " Mr. Dadier, you pretty new at this." " You gonna be quitting yourself." " I'll make a deal with you." "We'll have a pact, you and I. Neither of us quit." "How about it?" "Say, you know, that wasn't true what you said about teachers." "Some of us do care, you know." " Good night." " Good night." "They took her to the hospital." "Emergency." "I just dropped in." " What happened?" " Your missus, I mean." "She started to have terrible pains." "Just terrible." "Seven months." "Don't worry, Mr. Dadier." "I'll bring her things." " Been here long?" " Yes, quite a while." "Is she gonna be all right?" " She's trying, Mr. Dadier." " Are you sure of that?" "Yes, your wife is fine." "She just had a boy." "Well, what do you mean, "had"?" "Well, he's still in danger." " I don't understand." " The baby was premature." "That together with..." "What was your wife worried about?" "She seemed disturbed she wouldn't talk about it." " She lost a baby once..." " No, no." "I know about that." "No, this was something secret." "There was no trouble between you and your wife, Mr. Dadier?" "I'm sorry." "Is the baby gonna live?" "I don't know." "Three or four days should tell us that." "Does Anne...?" "I mean, have you told Anne about the baby yet?" "Mind if I see her?" "Well, she's still in a twilight condition, not fully awake or fully asleep, but..." " All right, you can see her." " Thank you." "Arthur?" " Hi." " Hi." "You...?" "Are you all right?" "I'm tired." "Just awfully tired." "I think I could sleep for a week." "Yeah, well, look, honey, you try and get some sleep." "Don't go." "Not yet." "Wait until they chase you." "It happened kind of suddenly." "We made it this time, didn't we?" "Yeah." "Have you seen the baby yet?" "No." "No, I haven't." "It's a boy." "Isn't it?" "Yeah." " Happy, Rick?" " Yeah." "Sure am." "You still love me?" "Oh, Anne, I love you." "You know, I love you very, very much." " I brought things for Mrs. Dadier." " Thank you." "Oh, Mrs. Brophy." "Thanks a lot for all your trouble." "Trouble, what do you men know about trouble?" "I found these letters." "I guess she was reading them when the pains started." "I don't understand you, mister." "I just don't understand you." "It's a necktie." "A gift from the kids." "Merry Christmas." "The kids were only trying to show their appreciation of what you did." "Yeah, well, I'd like to give them something for what they did to me." "The show was a success." "Miller and his boys sang beautifully." "I don't wanna hear about it, Jim." "I don't wanna hear about the show about the school, about anything." "Because I'm through." "I'm finished, I'm quitting." "As far as I'm concerned that school is just dead." "What was it you called it?" "Was it a great, big garbage can?" "Yeah?" "Oh, man." "How right you were." "Well, I've had it right up to here." "I'm quitting, I'm getting another job." "Ten miles and 3000 delinquents away from here." "No, no." "I was the one that was wrong." "You proved something." "The kids in our school can be taught if you don't stop trying." "You got through to them." "And those kids, when they came into my class, a little of your momentum carried over, and all of a sudden, I wanted to get through to them too." "Hey, that was a big day for me." " Lf I could have two days a week..." " You can have it." "You can have it." "Remember what you told me:" "Don't turn your back on it." "If you quit here, you'll quit at the next school." "You'll quit teaching." "So what?" "Who cares, Jim?" "Who cares?" "You think the kids care?" "Their parents care?" "Who cares about teachers anyhow?" "I wanna show you something I wrote down." "Now, just listen to this." "Teachers get $2 an hour, right?" "Now, listen." "A congressman and a judge are $9.25 an hour." "Policemen and firemen, $2.75." "Carpenter, 2.81." "Plumber, 2.97." "Plasterer, 3.21." "A household cook gets more money than we do, and they get room and board." "Oh, yes, I know, a teacher, they get as much as a babysitter or a soda jerk." "Two dollars an hour for a teacher." "We take you now to Times Square in New York." "In a few moments, the New Year will be officially born." "Come in, Times Square." "Hi." "Thank you." " You feeling all right?" " Now that you're here." " What's the matter?" " What?" "Nothing." "Is it about the baby?" "No, I didn't see the doctor, Anne." "He..." "He was busy." "Happy New Year!" "I'm scared, Anne." "I'm really scared." "What if the baby doesn't live?" " He will." "I know he will." " Yeah, but what if he doesn't?" "You know, I wanted that baby." "I needed that baby just as much as you did." "And all my life, I wanted to teach kids." "And my son was gonna..." "He was gonna kind of help me out." "Through him, maybe I'd learn to understand." "Rick." "No matter what happens, I love you." "I was silly and vain and selfish, so I doubted you." "I was like one of the bad kids in your class." "Somebody told me a lie, and I believed that lie." " One's as bad as the other." " I wanna tell you..." "I was wrong about something else too." "I wanted you to quit teaching in that school." "I understand now why you wanted to keep trying." " Please." " I'm glad you didn't quit." "Now, wait a minute." "Honey, kids are people." "And most people are worthwhile." "We all need the same thing." "Patience, understanding love." "You've got that to give them, darling." "And that's why you'll get through to them." "Your son's out of danger." "He's gonna make it." "Happy New Year, Mr. And Mrs. Dadier." "Now, pretty soon, you're gonna be reading in the newspapers want ads for jobs apartments, something to buy." "Advertising space is expensive, so abbreviations are used." "Write out the complete words to all the abbreviations in these problem ads." "All right, get started." "Belazi." "Let's keep your eyes on your own paper." "Me?" "Cheating won't help you learn those abbreviations." "He won't look for no job." "His old man owns a store." " I'm not gonna buy no Cadillac." " It's cheaper to steal one." "That's arithmetic, teach." "All right, Belazi." "Bring your paper up here." "Five points off." "What for?" "For having loose eyes." " West." " You talking to me, teach?" "Bring your paper up here, West." "What for?" "I said, bring your paper up here." "And I said, what for?" "Come on, Artie." "Bring him the paper." "Now, look, you just keep your rotten mouth out of this, black boy." "Miller!" "Hold it." "All right." "All right, Miller." "It's all right." "Now, bring your paper up here, West." "All right, we're going down to see the principal." "We are?" "You gonna make me, Daddy-oh?" " Come on, let's go." " How'd you like to go to hell?" "What's the matter, Daddy-oh?" "Yeah, how about it, teach?" "You got a big mouth." "Tell me to do this, do that." "Are you big enough to take me to the principal's office?" "Because that's what you're gonna have to do." "Take me." "Come on, take me!" "Come on!" "Come on." "For a bright boy, you didn't learn nothing." "Come on." "Step right up and taste a little of this, Daddy-oh." "Give me that knife, West." "Where do you want it?" "You want it in the belly?" "Or how about in the face?" " Give me that knife." " Here it is." "All you gotta do is take it." " Come on, take it." "Come on!" " Take it easy, chief." "He's crazy, he's high, he's floating on Sneaky Pete wine." "He's gonna kill him." "All you gotta do is take it." "Come on, take it." "That's just what I'm gonna do, big shot." "Come on, West." "Come on." "Come on." "Where you going, boy?" "Come on." "Belazi." "Come on." "Morales." "Stoker." " Santini." " You keep out of it." "You want a gang fight?" "You wanna start a rumble?" "Come on, boy, just make a move." "All right, you guys." "Bascillo, Rock, move, both!" "What's the matter, West?" "You need help?" "Come on." "You're holding the handle of that knife." "Come on, you're the leader." "You're the tough guy." "You can't cut alone, huh, West?" "You're not so tough without a gang, but you were tough that night, weren't you?" "Seven to two." "That's about your odds, isn't it?" " This time you get cut up." " Yeah." "The gang-up didn't work." "You went to the principal with a story about race prejudice." "You couldn't get rid of me that way." "Then you started sending letters to my wife." "Didn't you?" "Didn't you, West?" "End of the line, boy." "Not here." "Not here." "Not here." "Not here." " Hey, Belazi." " Shut up, chicken." "I'm getting out of here." "I'm not going to their reform school." " Me, me, what about me?" " You, you're own your own." "Open up." "You hear me?" "Out of the way!" "What's the matter with you?" "What do you got against me?" "Come on, out of the way!" "You hear me?" "!" "Morales." "Use it." "Use it." " Some cut." " We'll take you to a doctor, teach." "After we take these two down to the principal's office." "All right, fellas?" "I know." "You're saying, "Why do that?" "Why not forget...?" "Forget the whole thing."" "No!" "No, no, not this time." "There's no place for these two in your classroom." "Look, we've all made a step forward this morning." "Now, there's no sliding back now." "Not ever again." "Whether you like it or not, I'm taking these two downstairs." "I think maybe we'll give you a hand, Mr. Dadier." " Okay, fellas?" " Yeah." " Sure." " Yeah." "Boys I think they'll go alone." "Come on, West." "Let's go." "Belazi." "Come on!" " What made you change your mind?" " They did." "You okay, Mr. Daddy-oh, sir?" "I think so, Santini." "I think so." "Mr. Dadier?" "Eighty-seven cents so far." "Well, thanks, Miller." " Thanks for everything." " It's okay, chief." "There's talk of you quitting this school, going where there's obedient boys and girls." " What do you think?" " I figure it's just talk." " Why?" " Well you know the ropes around here pretty good now." "It'd be a shame to waste all that." "I guess everybody learns something in school." "Even teachers." " Yes, I guess so." " Besides, it'd be kind of rough breaking in somebody new." "Well, see you tomorrow, Mr. Dadier?" "I thought you were quitting at the end of the year." "Is that right?" "We have a pact, and we wouldn't wanna break that." "No, I guess we wouldn't." " See you around." " I'll see you around." "[ENGLISH]"
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"THEY CHANT IN LATIN" "Maculcurum." "HE CHANTS" "THEY CHANT" "What are they doing?" "It's a mourning ceremony." "Thank you." " It means a lot that you're remembering Ryan." " Who?" "Ryan?" "Oh, him." "This wasn't for your inconsequential brother." "Move." "Thomas Owen, elder of the Vampire High Council has passed." "2,000 years old and blind as a bat." "Senile old fool woke up in the middle of the day and opened the curtains." "Still a bit upset, is she?" "We need to find out who killed Ryan." "Haven't you got enough on your plate?" "That is why I'm putting you in charge of the investigation." "I take it you'll be putting me forward for Thomas Owen's place on the High Council." "It was agreed you would first prove yourself by carrying out three tasks." "And I passed the first." "I foiled Vlad's plan to kidnap Adze." "As long as Erin is around, there will still be plotting." "Your second task is to get her out of the way, by any means necessary." "You actually want me to organise your stag weekend?" "We have to keep up the pretence until I can find a way out of this bloodbinding." "You can put me down." "It's a stag weekend." "No girls." "I'm not staying here on my own." "Ryan's killer's still on the loose." "You won't be on your own, I'll look after you." "I feel terrible about Ryan." "I made him." "Looking after his little sister is the least I could do." "Thanks, but I'll be fine." "You will be safe with me." "Let's do lunch." "My treat." "Murder requires both motive and opportunity." "You had the motive." "Did I?" "He ridiculed you." "Everybody ridiculed me." "But you also had the opportunity, being in possession of the murder weapon." "Ah." "It's Professor Renfield at your service." "I wouldn't hurt a fly." "Oh, is that right?" "FLY BUZZES" "Aha!" "I know my rights." "I demand..." "HE BELCHES" "..a lawyer." "THEY WHISPER" "My lawyer has advised me to plead guilty, with mitigation." "Oh, so you're admitting you killed Ryan." "Never liked him, and as you said, I had both motive and opportunity." "Right, now that's settled, can we go?" "Vlad ordered me to bring the murderer to justice." "This murder was a classic." "It would have needed a brilliant mind and a dark soul, it was a work of art." "Meticulously planned, ambitious, imaginative." "Way beyond the limited capabilities of Redfield." "My point pre... ..cisely." "Having one of the Scrap kids on the School Senate was your idea, wasn't it?" "What are you insinuating?" "You don't share Vlad's vision of coexistence." "What better way to derail the peace process than bump off one of the Scrappers and put the bat among the pigeons." "I'd advise you to plead the fifth." "All right, all right." "The Senate idea wasn't mine, it was Miss McCauley's." " Oh, so you had an accomplice?" " No." "BELL RINGS" "I've got a confession to make." "I missed the Senate quiz because I fell asleep." "Well, you've been working hard." "I'll make amends by writing it up for the school newsletter." "Starting with, who won?" "Erm, Malik, on a technicality." "Perhaps I could interview both the candidates." "Not too sure Ryan's up to it." "Was he very disappointed?" "Didn't take it too well." "Donating the mortarboard was an inspired idea." "Mortarboard?" "This is for the winner of the Senate quiz." "It will need a clean before we present it." "Straight away, Miss." "I didn't donate a mortarboard." "Renfield was under the impression you did." "He must have got confused, it wasn't me." "I don't believe in such archaic symbols of authority." "The tickets, they've arrived." "Is there one in there for me?" "Not another Skull Club reunion." "Au contraire, a stag weekend in Riga, and a final chance to let your fangs down before tying the eternal marital knot to Adze." "Jonno will be my best man." "We're not going to Riga." "Besides, you are way too old for Club 18-320." "Don't listen to him, don't look a day over 300." "Vlad!" "Your dad's given me all these demands for the stag weekend." "I've already made legal plans." "Stick to them, it's my stag, not his." "And it's going to be your wedding in less than a week." "If we're going to stop it we need to act soon." "Don't you think I know that?" "You're doing good, just play along with the stag thing, don't arouse suspicions." "Why would I want to kill Ryan?" "He was nothing to me, an underling, irrelevant." "On the contrary, the fact he was Erin's brother is very relevant." "How did you work that out?" "Erin is your rival in love." "You were warning her off." "I'm a straight for the jugular kind of girl." "If I wanted Erin out of the way, I'd have done it myself." "You're pretty rubbish at this." "Don't underestimate me." "You haven't even asked yourself the most obvious question." "Which is?" "Ryan was hardly the sharpest fang in the cave, and he'd been a biter, for what?" "A few months." "So?" "So, how does someone like that suddenly have, like, 2,000 years of knowledge?" "What are you getting at?" "If Ryan hadn't have known all the answers to the Senate quiz, he wouldn't have died." "Nobody saw the Senate quiz questions except me." "I had them under lock and key." "But you could have given him the answers." " To what end?" " You tell me." "You tried to frame him before." "If you've something to say, say it." "If not I suggest you look for a suspect amongst our real enemies, slayers and breathers." "I'm thinking a dark weave of Oltenian lamb's wool." "I know a shepherd who grazes a pedigree flock on the foothills of the Carpathian Mountains." "Does it matter?" "For the bloodbinding of the chosen one, of course it matters." "And buttonholes." "Deadly nightshade is so last millennium." "Perhaps Monkshood?" "Just as toxic." "Fine choice." "The blue would set your eyes off a treat." " All done." " Right." "Now for the tasting menu." "Suit measured, date set, flowers chosen." "I won't let this happen." "If it comes to it, we'll just have to leave here." "Are you serious?" "Scrap is working, look at what you've achieved with the ferals." "You'd give that all up for me?" "If that's what it takes." "Erin said I could borrow her nail varnish." "It's in there." "Bertrand's looking for you." "Then he'll have to wait." "Stasis spray." "It is what Erin uses to disguise what she really is." "A breather." "I'm going to replace it with water." "The chosen one, and a breather?" "Is this some sort of sick joke?" "If you'd let me finish." "It's her that needs to be finished." "How long have you known about this?" "Who else is privy to this information?" "Vlad, obviously, Bertrand, Jonno," "Renfield, Dad, Mina knows, I think." "Count Dracula is harbouring a breather?" "Well, to be fair, he has tried to kill her in the past." "And failed." "Don't make the same mistake." "Wait up." "Heard you were having a bit of a stag do." "Let me guess, you want an invite." "Well, if that's all right with you." "I love a party, me." "OK, I don't see why not." "Because then you'd have to invite all the other Scrappers." "That's all right, I wouldn't tell anyone." "It'll be our secret." "What happens on the stag, stays on the stag." "They're bound to find out." "You could have a mutiny on your hands." "She's right, I can't be seen to give preferential treatment, sorry." "Did you see that?" "I keep trying to get close to him, Erin keeps getting in the way." "Dusting Ryan's made things worse." "Then we'll take her out of the equation." " How?" " By sending her into a battle she will never win." " Battle with who?" "Who are you talking to?" "I was conjugating Transylvanian verbs." "Someone looks pleased with themselves." "Between you and me, we may be looking at the newest member of the High Council." "May I show you to a table." "A table." " There is of course the small matter of the dowry." " Dowry?" "Well it is traditional for the family of the bride to offer a financial incentive." "That tradition stopped 500 years ago." "It was worth a shot." "Blood diamonds." "The father of the groom should look sharp for a bloodbinding." "Do you know how many bats die in the mining of these?" "Where did you get it from?" "I can't reveal my sources." "Well Baron De Votslot has been caught getting his fangs enlarged." "I'm not really interested in celebrity vampire gossip." "Vlad said they were your favourite." "Get away from her." "She's not for biting." "Anybody else?" "Spoilsport." "Did you put them up to this?" " As much as I would love to take the credit..." " Was it you?" "I was trying to protect her." "I will find out who is responsible for this." "What do you expect, trying to pass off a breather as a half fang?" "You only have yourself to blame." "Oops." "Looks like your secret's out." "You can't seriously fancy a breather." "It's so wrong." "Peaceful coexistence, remember." "We're the future." "Really?" "Salou." "I don't understand, I used the spray." "Whatever you use wasn't stasis." "Those vampires could smell you." " Somebody must have swapped it." " The same someone who killed Ryan." "We'll protect you." "Why?" "Because I'm your poster babe for harmonious living?" "Great PR having a breather girlfriend." " I thought I was more than a symbol." " Of course you are." "I love you for who you are, not what you are." "We have to check in on Bertrand." "We'll find out whoever is doing this." "Well that was a spectacular failure." "You can forget about the High Council." "I don't think so." "There are only two sets of fingerprints on this bottle." "Erin's and yours." "Now what would happen if I was to show this to Bertrand?" "Oh, and I'm ready for my final task." "Whenever you are." "Whoever murdered Ryan has just tried killing Erin." "Please tell me you found out who it is." "Bertrand." "Everybody had motive, everybody had opportunity, whoever did this played on that." "They've covered their tracks by implicating everybody else." "Someone is pulling the strings." "Hi." "Ssh." "Still dead." "We're still trying to find out who did this to you." "Exposing the murder is not enough." "Your life's in danger." "You have to stop him." "Him?" "You know who it was?" "Someone who wanted to get you through me." "Someone who never wanted you here." "That hardly narrows it down." "Who stands to lose the most if Vlad doesn't marry Adze?" "Who's tried to kill you before?" "The Count." "I thought being a vampire was bad enough, but caught in this limbo is torture." "The vampire soul can't rest until it's had its revenge." "Do this and I'll be at peace, knowing you are safe." "You know what needs to be done." "I'm missing something." "Everyone was there when Ryan died, so who had access to the murder weapon before that?" "Why didn't you tell me he was doing this?" "I've got the code for the heat sensor." "What heat sensor?" "The one the Slayers Guild installed to keep tabs on the school." "It's a need-to-know basis." "Vlad?" "You killed my brother." "Would you care to retract your allegation?" "Absolve yourself before you die?" "Argh!" "It was self defence." " He killed Ryan." " She's lying, there's no blood on these fangs yet." "He's just making sure that nothing gets in the way of the wedding." " She's a liability, get rid." " You're not helping, Dad." "Ryan's ghost came to me." "Delusional to boot." "There's no such thing as a vampire ghost." "Touch her again and I'll..." "What's funny?" "I told you, she's a liability and you just proved it." "She's clouded your judgement." "You're putting your own happiness above that of your people." "What hope do you have of uniting vampires in peace when you're so preoccupied with a breather?" "The red dots are breathers, the blue ones are vampires." "Everything is recorded, we've got the discs for the last few months, they're all in date order, so it shouldn't be hard to find." "Right, that's earlier on tonight." "And the night of Ryan's murder." "BEEPING" "New bit of kit?" "What is it?" "The school's heat sensor recorder." "That's got to be against our civil liberty." "Not when it shows us who the killer is." "What?" "Look." "Here's Renfield in the kitchen on the night of the murder." "He claims McCauley gave him the mortarboard, but..." "..that's not McCauley." "It's blue, it's a vampire." "Now, at that time, Ingrid was in her room with Ryan, the Ramangas were in the training room, you were with me, and all the Scrap kids..." "..were all in class." "Maybe it's a glitch in the software." "No, it's not." "Look at this." "An hour ago Erin claimed that Ryan's ghost came to her." "There is no such thing as ghosts." "She wasn't imagining it." "What she saw was something that looked like Ryan, but it wasn't a ghost." "It was a vampire." "A shape shifter." "You've cracked, mate." "It's the only explanation." "Going somewhere?" "I'm leaving." "Your dad was right, I'm a liability." "You can't listen to him." "I have to go." "The peace is more important than us." "Then stay and see it through." "I can't do this without you." "I need your help, your strength, I need you." "You need Adze." "She is your only hope for peace." "Marry her and you unite the vampires." "You have one shot at this." "Screw it up and Ryan's death will have been in vain." "I can't live without you." "Peace isn't about us, and it's definitely not about who I get married to." " But it is." " But it shouldn't be." "If the vampires want to survive then they could figure it out by themselves." "Vlad, they won't." "We leave tonight." "You've got to see this." "It's important." "Go, you're needed." "I won't be long." "It's going to sound a bit out there, but look." "I don't believe it." "They've destroyed my evidence." "Just tell me who it is." "It's not one of us." "It's a shape shifter." "It's on these discs." "They've been passing themselves off as McCauley, Ryan's ghost, even me." "I swear I didn't nominate Malik for the Senate, that was the shape shifter you spoke to, think about it, it makes sense." "But you don't have the proof." "I know I'm right." "I'll get the proof." "When you have, catch them before they cause any more harm." "My stuff." "'You have one shot at this, peace is more important than us.'" "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd"
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"Previously on Scorpion..." "You married Happy." "It was six years ago;" "his visa was up." "If I divorce him now before he has citizenship, he'll be deported," "Walter's gone, Scorpion over." "But I kind of need that divorce now, because I'm pregnant." "Help you?" "I am looking for Walter O'Brien." "Who's asking?" "Joyce Linehan." "I'm with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration, and I am going to be handling your case." "Today's mission?" "It's perilous." "The adversary is our worst yet." "A nuclear threat?" "An evil dictator?" "We wish." "It's a pencil-pushing bureaucrat." "So, guys, we take this seriously." "Just take the picture, dimwit." "Apple, little closer to Sir Isaac Newton, please." "Okay, hurry up;" "this kid I'm cooking will be birthed by the time you take the picture." "I can't hold this smile much longer." "Smile?" "Looks like he's..." "Enduring a medical exam for men over 40?" "Next costume!" "I get this isn't mentally taxing, but, guys, Linehan's first impression of your marriage was..." "Happy?" "Not good." "So, if you want her to buy marital bliss, you need to fake more than just your Halloween history." "So, you'll need to show some real emotion." "How do we know she's coming?" "I thought her visits were unscheduled." "First time she showed up," "I spoofed her cell, checked her calendar." "Now, would that be a state crime or an additional federal offense on top of the fraudulent marriage?" "Both." "Great." "Well, the federal crimes are nearly over." "We've done our homework." "Happy's favorite Halloween dance:" "The Halloween Hustle." "Nerds." "And favorite monster:" "Frankenstein." "He's held with nuts and bolts." "And, Happy, what about Walter?" "Walter's favorite Halloween beverage is water." "Beyond that, I have no idea." " He won't make anything up." " Come on, let's get this over with." "Maybe you could save that costume for our honeymoon." "Can it and take the photos." "Come on, let's go." "Over here." "Picture by the desk." "Now, Walter, people in love know details about their partner, so what did you do for Halloween when you were a kid?" "We didn't celebrate in Ireland." "Aw, that's a shame." "You know, I've always loved Halloween." "It's a chance to be whoever you want." "I used to take my dad's letterman's jacket," "I'd put it on, and I'd slick my hair back, pretend to be cool." "That has me a second away from breaking into tears." "My self-image has evolved, thank you." "Now I spend Halloweens at The Warlock's Chest for games night." "Which reminds me, I need to set an alarm on my phone for the Super Fun Guy Halloween Special." "Sometimes we get so wrapped up in the ten-sided die, we lose track of time." "And that made it worse." "Guys, we need normal Halloween stories." "Anyone?" "You're the human." "Regale us." "All pretty standard." "Mom made theme costumes for the family:" "Igor, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein." "We'd trick-or-treat together, um... hand out candy, and it was fun." "I cannot comprehend an evening spent that way with my family." "Walter, we need something to make you... human." "Ralph." "Ralphy." "You're supposed to help decorate, not help yourself to the decorations." "By stacking the candy corn kernels, it actually resembles a corn cob." "It's so simple and logical." "Candy." "Corn." "And I think you're done with the candy." "No more sugar." "Come on." "I'm not sure I can pull this off." "I'm finding that... faking emotion is nearly impossible." "Pal, you specialize in the nearly impossible." "The first step is to not beat yourself up." "Faking emotion is a hard chore even for the most naturally demonstrative." "You saw how bad a job Paige did." "What?" "Sometimes I forget how much more I see as a brilliant behaviorist." "Her Halloween story?" "The short, fragmented sentences, 'cause people like to get through lies quickly." "And she scratched her nose, which contains erectile tissue that expands because blood rushes to the head and brain when lying." "Her tale of matching costumes and family night?" "It's phony baloney." "Why would she, of all people, fabricate a story?" "Well, think about it:" "You have a terrible relationship with your parents," "Sly's dad is a dictator, my mom's bat poop crazy," "Happy was in foster care;" "we talked about this." "Paige?" "She's just a stranger we took from a diner." "We know nothing, except that she just lied." "Maybe her upbringing was lupinus." "I highly doubt she was raised by wolves." "Well, there's something she's ashamed of." "All right, team, gear up!" "We're moving out in five." "Who are you," "Belushi in Animal House?" "Who?" "Never mind." "Cabe, are you here for the party?" "What's in the bags?" "Decorations?" "We have a mission." "What?" "No." "We have candy and costumes, and we're gonna have a party." "And the Knights of West Altadena will be playing" "Fantasies and Frolics at The Warlock's Chest." "You didn't tell him?" "You know how he gets." "What's going on?" "Kid, we're going to a remote location outside of Tempe, where we're spelunking to save bats." "I am not spelunking to save a disease-ridden flying rodent." "We all are, except for Happy, who's gonna QB us from the garage speakerphone while she keeps an eye on Ralphy-boy." "I got it covered." "Caves are dangerous for pregnant women." "Listeria grows in the ubiquitous rat urine." "Rat pee is dangerous for anybody." "Come on." "There's nothing to worry about." "I am terribly worried." "I also resent that I wasn't informed of this case sooner." "We didn't want you to freak out until it was absolutely necessary." "I resent that you assume that I will freak out." "Dude, you're checking your pulse as we speak." "Sly, we wouldn't be here unless it was absolutely necessary." "Like fate of the free world, Sly, no joke." "Yeah, well, I'm still waiting on an explanation." "The bats in this cave suffer from WNS" " White Nose Syndrome." "It's a fungal disease wiping out bats from across Latin America to the U.S." "This cave houses a particularly large population from all across the continent, who come here to breed and to hibernate." "So, treating these bats will have a large geographic reach." "Bats are filthy animals." "They are veritable flying sacks of viruses." "They're veritable flying, insect-eating machines, natural insecticide, an amazing feat of evolutionary biology, and the second most important pollinator." "Millions of them jam together so tightly that they poop on one another." "If WNS wipes out bat populations, it could threaten Western civilization." "I would love to hear that math." "In Syria, a ten-year drought ruined subsistence farming, so scores of young men fled the countryside and moved to the cities-- aimless youth, no jobs, no direction." "It was the perfect breeding ground for radicalization." "If the bats in this cave succumb to WNS, then they might not return home to, say, Latin America." "The insect population will increase, and subsistence farming will be ruined." "I guess that math adds up." "And we're not gonna be alone;" "the zoologists who hired us are supposed to be meeting us here." "Yeah, Dr. Bryce and Jody MacMillan." "They went in earlier to clear the cave of any hikers, and they'll meet us in chamber one." " This note on their truck..." " Then giddy-up." "You have a party to throw and a bureaucrat to impress." "Linehan will be at the garage at 8:00, so let's not miss our window." "All right." "E-Everybody wait." "Why are we here?" "Can't the zoologists save the bats?" "Because the last time those caves were properly surveyed was over 40 years ago, and due to the limestone structure, they're what we called "geologically fluid."" "Caverns that were there three weeks ago might not be there today." "And..." "I've designed a laser mapping device to canvass the cave system, calculating the square footage." "You told me it was a Halloween decoration!" "I lied." "It's to work out the perfect placement for the Fungiblaster." "A flea bomb that'll aerosol fungicide throughout the cave to kill the virus causing White Nose, while leaving the bats unharmed." "And do I want to know its toxicity to humans?" "No." "We'll have it on a timer, and we'll already have exited when it goes off." "Well, we can't exit until we enter, so let's get going." "Bats have unique optical rods and cones." "They're agitated by white light, but not red." "Stick these to your flashlights." "Now, this sensor disc will pick up disbursement efficacies of the fungicide." "Step carefully." "Supposed to drop off in about 15 feet." "Where's the zoologists?" "They might be further in, but calling for them will only agitate the bats." "Wow." "It's..." "It's dark." "Really dark." "My God, it's beautiful." "It's also a long way to the bottom." "So, let's keep moving." "Elevator going down to spooky town." "You guys, quit playing grab-ass and get over here... and get down this rope." "Receiving data." "So, Sly, once Happy collates the data, double-check the calculations." "It's one of the reasons why we need you here." "Um, while we're waiting, how's it going with Ralph?" "How hard is it to handle an 11-year-old genius?" "The kid can take care of himself." "He's a self-driving car." "Yeah, well, those things make me nervous." "So does my son on three bags of candy corn." "Genius brains process glucose faster than normal brains." "Could cause hyperactivity." "Guys, he's under control." "Okay, that cavern is scanned." "Laser fluctuations show micro currents blowing east to west out of a bigger hollow about 40 yards away." "Was that on the map?" "Not that I can see, but the readings are what they are." "I told you, limestone shifts and changes." "Okay, let's go." "We got to scan that hollow." "Step carefully." "There's a two-foot-wide chasm here." "It's like a fault line." "Okay, we'll scan this hollow, then move on to the next cavern, and we'll be back in L.A. sooner than we thought." "What was that?" "I didn't hear where it came from." "It's crumbling limestone, nothing more." "Or some unknown evil unleashed after centuries of lying dormant." "You watch horror movies?" "I've seen the commercials." "And if something bad was going to happen, this would be the perfect spot." "So, I am just going to sit right over here..." "Quit being such a baby." "It was just a sound." "Because scary things are always silent." "Where's the logic in that, Cabe?" "Cave zombie!" "No!" "The laser!" "Help me!" "Grab his hand!" "No!" "Push him back into hell!" "Guys?" "What's going on?" "Newton found the zoologist." "W-We were attacked." "You got a lot of bites on you, Doc." "Assume it was the bats that attacked you?" "Man, you are sweating something awful." "You have to help my wife." "Promise me." "Promise me you'll help my wife." "Add in rapid-fire response speech." "He's got the symptoms of rabies." "We found a new crack, led to an unexplored area." "W-We followed it through to make sure no hikers had gone in." "And that's when we were attacked." "Doctor, where's your wife?" "I-I don't know." "Sh-She fell down." "I-I couldn't reach her." "Instead of asking the rabid man, how about we check the film on his harness cam?" "Great idea." "Here, Sly, grab a cable, and then hook it up to your tablet." "Happy, you catch all this?" "Loud and clear." "Not good." "Ralph hear?" "No." "I've patched your comms into the speaker phone, and he's all the way back in the kitchen." "Okay, do me a favor:" "don't-don't tell him, okay?" "I don't want him getting scared." "Copy that." "Okay, we're ready." "There's an entire world in here that no one's ever seen before." "Look at them." "Follow me through here." "Jody... what do you think we should name this place?" "I think "bat cave's" already taken." "Whoa, you okay?" "Yeah." "Just..." "They're becoming very active." "I've never seen behavior this aggressive." "They're attacking!" "Be careful!" "Take cover!" "Go back!" "Get off me!" "Be careful!" "Jody!" "Can you hear me?" "!" "I hid under a ledge until the bats went back to roosting." "Then I-I wandered through the cave until I heard you." "See the white nose?" "The bat's infected with" "Pseudogymnoascus destructans, the fungus that causes White Nose Syndrome." "They all are." "So how did Bryce get rabies?" "WNS compromises the bats' immune system, makes them susceptible to other diseases, like rabies, which makes them more aggressive." "Must've slipped and bumped into the cave wall." "That knocked out the red filter, exposing the white light." "That's why the bats attacked." "So, just to clarify, we are surrounded by psychotic flying killers that will go off at the slightest provocation." "Our mission is now twofold." "First, we got to rescue Jody, and then we got to get the Fungiblaster where it needs to be so we can save the bats." "Third, while getting Bryce to a hospital." "This guy is suffering from a virulent rabies strain like Duvenhage, Kotonkan or Rochambeau; if he doesn't get the right serum in the next half hour, he doesn't ever get to trick-or-treat again." "No, n-no." "I have to go back for my wife." "We'll find her." "Happy, closest hospital?" "I am working on it." "Good luck, Doc." "You, too." "Be safe." "All right." "We're gonna have to go deeper in, find this woman." "So... into the darkness with the killer bats." "This is how every scary movie starts." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "Okay, Toby, I just sent directions to East General, the closest Level III trauma center." "It's 25 minutes, if you drive like a madman." "I'm doing 78 on bald tires!" "That's funny." "You're fun." "Thanks, buddy." "And you're delirious, so just keep it together until we can get you to the hospital." "Guys, I'm trying to calculate approximate cave system layouts based on where you've been and 40 year-old data, watch your step." "Hey, what's with the knife?" "I stenciled designs on my pumpkins." "It's a little dangerous." "No mas." "Am I smelling ammonia?" "What is in that syringe?" "I'm inducing a simple double replacement reaction that'll produce a uniform outward force, displacing the weakened patterns on the pumpkin surface." "You're injecting the pumpkins with explosive chemicals?" "So I can carve four pumpkins at once." "No exploding pumpkins!" "You okay?" "Happy, we need to know the incline of the initial drop off." "I'm looking at your GPS signals." "You're off the grid." "Don't inject that pumpkin!" "What?" "Wh-What is Ralph injecting?" "Nothing!" "All good over here." "But regarding the cave, I am out of ideas." "Blind as bats in here, pun intended." "That's it." "You're as blind as a bat, so you need to act like bats." "Echolocation." "Exactly." "Cabe, pick up the biggest rock that you can find, and throw it out in front of you." "And then, Sly, give us a time to impact." "Okay." "Here we go." "1.43 seconds." "That's about a 50-foot drop." "Based on the polarimetric asymmetry of the returning echo," "I'd say that this decline, based on the likely underlying geographic morphology, either lets us slide into the cavern, or we fall 50 feet and die." "But I'm 74% sure it's option one." "Not the best odds." "Whoa!" "Walter!" "Thanks for, um, breaking my fall." "My pleasure." "You guys all okay?" "Yeah, just a little banged up." "Wh-What was that?" "Just the TV." "Watching scary movies." "Well, I need to make sure it's okay for Ralph." "What are you guys watching?" "I think it's the one with that kid, Damien." "The big clown out there is gaining on us." "I need you to stay with me, okay, pal?" "Okay." "But that clown can't have any of my birthday cake." "I can get you all the birthday cake you want once we get you better." "Right now I need you to concentrate on what's real." "And that's getting you to the hospital." "And this truck has no GPS, and these back roads have no signs." "You know this area!" "So, help me navigate." "Okay." "Right after I get my birthday cake." "I'll get it." "Whoa!" "What the hell?" "!" "I need you to keep it together, man, all right?" "!" "Of course you're not all right." "Just stay here!" "Happy, I need something medical closer than the hospital." "There is a small town clinic a half a mile ahead." "That help?" "Yeah, clinics in bat country should have a supply of rabies serum on hand." "I like you." "We keep on moving deeper into this cave, and there's still no sign of the zoologist lady." "Maybe she found her own way out." "After being bitten by bats?" "I doubt it." "Okay, well, we still don't know if we're even going in the right direction." "Yeah." "We are." "Look." "Blood." "That must be where Bryce and Jody got attacked by the bats." "And that's got to be the chute Jody fell in." "Jody?" "Jody?" "She could be unconscious by now." "We are not alone." "It's just like The Birds." "Probably didn't see that film." "I did." "I thought it was about ornithology, and I was unpleasantly surprised." "It's time for fun!" " Ringers are supposed to be off." " It is off." "This is my alarm for the Super Fun Guy Halloween special." "I was supposed to be watching it this afternoon, instead of on a mission that you guys didn't me about." "Quiet!" "Guys... they're moving." "What's moving?" "Bats...!" "Everyone, this way!" "This is my nightmare!" "This is my actual nightmare!" "Cabe, get under here!" "I'm under!" "They're not stopping!" "Happy!" "Trip the fire alarm!" "Turn the alarm on?" "Why?" "Because high-pitched noises repel bats!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You said you wanted the alarm turned on." "Get down before you break your neck!" "But first hold this phone to the alarm." "Is something going on?" "Halloween prank on Sly." "Sweet." "It worked." "Is everyone okay?" "Sound off." "We're fine, but we're... we're cut off." "We can't get back to you." "You know, we're gonna have to go deeper into the cave, see if we can find an exit." "I will look for geological formations that might signal a way out." "This looks like the ravine in Bryce's video." "Jody?" "Jody?" "Jody?" "I don't see her." "Yeah, well, she's got to be down here somewhere." "Yeah." "Only one way to find out." "Rappel down." "Get your rope out." "All right, we're almost there." "Just a few more steps." "Just a few more steps?" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Happy, the clinic's locked, and this guy's dead if I don't get him serum." "Okay, take a bobby pin and I can walk you through the lock pick." "I always wear a hat." "Why would I have a bobby pin?" "I-I don't know." "I'm thinking." "Ralph, please!" "She's teaching me to tango." "Doc?" "Doc, I'm having trouble hearing you." "Never mind." "There's your bobby pin!" "You know how to do this?" "Yeah." "I watched a spelunking video." "See, the trick is to manage your speed so that you don't descend too..." "That was fun." "Um... yeah." "I got to tighten your lightbulb." "Turn." "Just... okay." "What's that look?" "I was just thinking about my dad." "He was adept at fixing lights." "When the headlamps on his combine malfunctioned, he would correct it within minutes." "What about your dad?" "Well, he certainly wasn't fixing combines." "Why-why do you ask?" "Toby said that you were untruthful about how you spent Halloween with your family." "Is that... correct?" "Only-only 'cause I know you're not a deceitful person, so, logically... you lied, then something's bothering you and... that bothers me." "My dad was a good man, um, but my mom... had some trouble." "When she, um, left him, it... he was crushed." "She was the love of his life." "So, for Halloween, he'd buy a gross bag of no-name candy from the dollar store and leave it in a basket and turn off all the house lights, and so he'd... no one would think we were home." "And then, we'd sit on the couch together and watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." "You never went out with the other kids?" "Seeing families having fun together, that was just too much for him." "I lied." "Sorry." "No." "All right." "We have work to do." "Bryce?" "Bryce?" "Stay awake." "Ooh, Frankenstein noises." "That's good." "Means your brain's still working." "So, even though you can't understand me," "I'm gonna keep talking to you." "My voice will keep your brain active, so that you can fight off the virus." "You know what happens when rabies reaches your brain?" "You die." "And that's bad." "Um... rabies serum, rabies serum..." "Rabies serum." "Okay." "Spotted bat, Mexican long-tongued," "Townsend's big-eared." "Ten vials, ten species, ten strains of rabies." "Problem is, if I pick the wrong one, you also die, so I got to choose very carefully." "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "I am hurrying!" "So you didn't get bit by a coyote, raccoon or fox." "Shh." "Um, okay, that leaves seven species of bat." "Video footage." "Okay." "Brown fur, round nose." "And four left." "Um..." "Come on, I need wing structure!" "Sly, you're not gonna like this, but I need your photographic memory to pluck a bat that looks exactly like the one in Bryce's video." "Open your eyes and find a damn bat." "They are disgusting." "They're more afraid of you than you are of them." "I don't believe that's true." "I think we're getting closer to finding Jody." "We are?" "Yeah." "Glowworms." "They're amazing creatures." "Luciferin's the chemical that makes them illuminate." "But they only live in wet conditions, so water must be nearby." "And Jody's a zoologist, so she knew where there's running water, there might be a way out." "Look, there's another worm." "And here are drag marks." "I think she went through here." " Through that tiny crevice?" " Yeah." "Well, cavers call them "squeeze."" "Well, if Jody can do it, we can, too." "We have to." "She needs us, right?" "There's no other way out." "Ladies first." "Yeah." "Stop." "The bats are right above my head." "All right, just get to it." "Don't mind me." "I'm just a friendly, giant bat with glasses." "Cabe, I got it." "Cabe, I got it." "Bring me down." "Great." "What's the bone structure of the wing?" "Three bones or five?" "I'm about to look." "Five bones in the wing." "And the winner is... lesser leaf-nosed bat carrying the Lyssavirus type three!" "Well done, kid." "Good work, Sly." "You saved his life." "You know, he's actually not that bad." "I mean, he helped me save somebody's life today." "Hey, there, Mr. Bat." "You're actually kind of cute." "You want to be a part of Team Scorpion?" "Me and Ferret Bueller..." "The bastard bit me!" "Man down!" "Man down!" "Don't worry, Sly." "I'll have rabies serum to you soon enough." "More glowworms." "Must be close to a water source." "Happy, any luck finding a way out?" "I am looking through satellite images of those mountains in the winter." "Sometimes snow can reveal a sinkhole or hot spring or some other sign of a way out." "Nothing so far." "But I'm still working on it." "Did you have more candy?" "A lot more." "...hang on there." "Hello?" "Hey, Happy." "I'm calling you on your cell phone, so Paige can't hear us on the party line." "How's babysitting?" "You sounded stressed today." "I'm a little on edge." "Ralph's almost killed himself a few times." "Now he's nauseous." "Normally, it wouldn't bother me, but now I'm worried about every move he makes." "Well, maternal instincts are kicking in." "It's the natural mothering process." "It's like wider hips, crepy skin and your hair falling out." "That is not helping my mania." "See ya." "I was gonna give you this present tonight, but in front of the Airstream, under a tarp, is something I built for you." "Okay, I don't have time for surprises." "There's always time for surprises." "Do I have to look now?" "Yeah, right after you tell me how to hot-wire a Ranchero." "I made it." "I'm through." "I think I found Jody." "Great." "Yeah, it's her." "Okay." "Man." "She's not bitten as badly as Bryce, but she's very sick." "Is there water?" "Yeah, just a stagnant pond... that won't lead to an exit." "We have to figure out a way to get Jody out of here." "No." "No, Paige." "The Fungiblaster." "It broke." "And it's spewing gas." "You mean the incredibly toxic fungicide?" "The one that kills humans?" "Yes, and given the confines of this space, we have roughly ten minutes before we see how effective it really is!" "Solid rock." "Solid rock!" "You climbed down, then curved to the southwest." "That put you closer to the outside walls, but you still have two and a half feet of solid granite between you and blue sky." "Great." "All we have to do is figure out a way out of an impenetrable dead end in a few minutes." "We need to see if she has something we can use." "Like a gigantic backhoe?" "That'd be useful right now." "Here." "A lighter." "Do you still have the candy that you took from Ralph?" "Yes." "Okay." "Here." "Great." "Now..." "Paige, we need to scoop up as much guano as we can." "Guano." "Right." "You're..." "We're talking about the..." "Bat feces." "They have a high concentration of nitrates." "Combined with the sugar in the candy, we can make an explosive and hopefully blow through the limestone." "Or kill the three of us." "The more likely scenario, but death is guaranteed if we don't." "Give me the flares." "Speaking of death, I think I might be really close." "I've got a 103 fever, minimum." "Toughen up." "You got bit by one bat, and Toby's on the way with the serum." "Hey-ho." "This Ranchero's a major beater." "Go to the far side of the mountain-- that's the closest external approximation to Walter, Paige and Jody's location." "We got it!" "Okay." "Now you take Jody behind the boulder." "Lift up for me." "I'm gonna pull you back." "That's fine." "Okay, light the fuse!" "Heads down!" "Brace yourselves!" "Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!" "How the hell they gonna blow through all that?" "Brace for debris!" "Am I hallucinating this?" "Boy." "Big kaboom!" "Walter?" "Paige?" "It worked." "It worked." "Why is it still burning?" "Years of piled-up guano are on fire." "Here." "Get her up." "Get on the other side of her." "This is how every scary movie ends." "We've opened a portal to hell." "Well... damn near normal." "Hey, keep an eye out later, just in case you start to, you know, crave blood." "Funny." "If you do start to turn," "I will drive a stake through your heart personally, because we're pals." "You're gonna be fine." "Both of you." "Actually, all three." "I spoke to Bryce." "He's okay, too." "The bats, too." "The sensors we planted are showing wide disbursement of the fungicide." "So the bomb blast must have created an artificial air current permeating every crevice of the cave system." "The granite walls of the last cavern you were in took the brunt of the blast, so the limestone didn't collapse." "So we saved the bats." "Did a lot more than that." "Well, let's hurry up and reunite Jody and Bryce and then get to the airport." "We've got a Halloween party to start." "Ooh, I need a second." "Thanks." "Sly as a vampire." "Makes sense." "Happy and Walter are something science-y." "Dark and illuminated matter." "Together, we make up the universe." "Are you are..." "Wait." "Pi squared." "Nailed it." "Scientist." "Bingo." "Doesn't look like any scientist that I've ever seen." "And you are..." "German psychologist." "Discovered the learning curve." "And the spacing effect?" "The father of Neo-Kantian philosopher Julius Ebbinghaus?" "Come on, I'm Hermann Ebbinghaus!" "How could I be so dense?" "At least we're wearing costumes." "I'm wearing a costume." "Just soak me in;" "you'll get it." "Sunglasses at night?" "From the Corey Hart song." "Corey Hart?" ""Sunglasses at Night."" "It's on oldies radio." "It's not an oldie." "It's from the '80s." "Aw." "You know what year it is?" "So?" "You like my gift?" "A rocking chair." "Yeah." "It's good for rocking a baby to sleep." "Honestly, I was overwhelmed with Ralph." "Worried constantly." "Yeah." "That is a sign of good mothering." "Or mental collapse." "We're gonna make it." "Well, we have to;" "there's someone very small depending on us." "And we have each other, right?" "Happy, thanks for taking care of me today." "You're gonna be a good mom." "Well, you're a natural." "He seems fine." "'Cause he booted." "Kids boot." "It's good for 'em." "Did you tell 'em what I told you to say?" "Yes." "Good." "Nice boot and rally, kid." "Hey, hey." "I-I have..." "I have a George Washington costume collecting dust." "After the INS agent comes through, maybe it would make your mom feel all good and Halloweeny if you, me and she" " went out and..." " Ralph, good news!" "Tim came home early just to trick-or-treat with us." "He's driving in from the airport." "Wh..." "What'd I interrupt?" "Walter wants to trick-or-treat with us." "No, Ralph, what I was saying was that..." "I have a costume that maybe you, me and your mom might donate to your-your school's drama department." "So... that sounds great." "Sounds... odd." "Is that really what you wanted to say?" "Guys?" "Ms. Linehan." "What... what a..." "what a surprise." "Happy Halloween to everyone." "Sweetheart." "Sweetheart!" "Look who's here." "So nice to see you again." "You're having a party." "That's fun." "More for the kid, but we all just love Halloween." "Always have." "Thank you." "Candy corn?" "Candy corn's one of my favorite memories of Halloween." "What about you, Happy?" "What's your favorite memory of Halloween with your... husband?" "You know... um..." "I like dressing up with Walter." "What's fun about that for you as a couple?" "Yeah... um... costumes..." "She does it for me." "I-I'm the one who likes to dress up and have these parties." "I'm not a..." "I'm not a trick-or-treater, per Se." "Isn't that right?" "Yep." "When I was a boy, we would stay in every year, pretend that no one was home and watch It's the Great Charlie Brown." "It's actually The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." "Loved it." "Anyway, my friends thought that I was crazy for not going out." "But I knew the reason why we stayed in was that my father didn't want me running five houses ahead with my buddies, while I tried to acquire as many double polysaccharide nougat treats as possible." "He wanted me home with him." "He knew that when kids get older, you lose them, so he wanted to spend the time together." "I didn't understand it then, but I..." "I get it now." "So... it's a favorite memory." "Father sounds like an interesting guy." "He gets more interesting all the time." "You know, don't mind me." "I'm just gonna look around." "That was Paige's story, reimagined to make her feel warm and fuzzy." "That's very acute of you." "I just needed something to say." "I'm doing this charade for you." "It's not your job to make her feel warm and fuzzy;" "it's Tim's job." "Well, if I'm guilty of anything, it's plagiarism." "Nothing more." "Dude, you're playing with fire." "You know, I'm not gonna linger." "Clearly, there's a lot of love here." "I mean, proton, electron..." ""Sunglasses at Night."" "Exactly!" "Clever." "For 1985." "You know, this album is dated 2014 and has a reflection of that monitor over there, of that calendar from 2016." "That's funny." "You know, I took that picture, but I must've put it in the wrong album, 'cause I had four Nutsy Clusters..." "Okay." "...and, candy brain.!" "A genius with candy brain." "You know, a suspicious person might think that things in this garage were staged." "No, absolutely not." "I mean, you're not a suspicious person." "You're-you're a very trusting person." "I can tell." "I'm a genius behaviorist." "I'm not done here." "Happy Halloween." "She didn't buy it." "Guys, we are in deep guano." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"
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"Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary since Velez Air Flight 180 exploded and crashed shortly after takeoff from JFK Airport." "It's a disaster that's affected many." "None more so than Mt Abraham High School, which lost 40 students and four faculty members in the crash." "But it was the events after the crash that has turned this tragic story into something even stranger." "The survivors who managed to get off the plane before it crashed died soon thereafter in a series of mysterious and bizarre accidents." "Now, to some, these deaths are just tragic coincidences, but to others, they're an indication that there are more sinister events taking place." "That's the contention of tonight's guest." "Thank you for joining us this evening." "Thank you for having me." "And I appreciate you using the word sinister." "Most people say supernatural because they think I'm talking about ghosts and witches and stuff like that." "Here's your chance to set the record straight." "Great." "Okay." "I believe that there's a sort of force, an unseen malevolent presence... that's all around us every day." "And it determines when we live and die." "And some people call this force the devil, but I think that whole religious thing is... so I prefer to call it Death itself." "So I'm surrounded by Death?" "Absolutely." "Absolutely." "Every day, everywhere, all the time." "And that's what I want people to understand... that Death has this grand design that we all fit into." "So when Alex Browning got off that plane and took the other survivors with him, he basically screwed up Death's plan." "And that's what I'm trying to warn people about." "And the fact that all of the survivors have died is your evidence of this?" "Well, it's not so much that the survivors died, but it's the way that they died." "I mean, there were so many weird, seemingly random things about the way they died." "It just didn't make sense." "And that's the proof there's something out there..." "Wait, that's not proof." "That is your interpretation of events that can't be proven in order to support your ideas." "Kimberly." "You should be more open-minded..." "What happened after that was just coincidence." "May I finish?" "Mere coincidence would have one or two of these kids die." "But not all of them including their teachers." "Yes, but people die all the time, so why should this be any different?" "It forced people to question these so-called everyday coincidences." "What if they were something more?" "What if you could do something about it?" "Please, are you listening to yourself?" "This is crazy." "You're saying we should be on guard every morning when we leave the house?" "That's exactly what I'm saying." "Exactly it." "And in order to survive... the only way to survive is to look beneath the visible world." "Because in the end no one can escape death." "And today may be your day to die." "Okay, I'll call you." "Kimberly, are you sure you've got everything?" "Credit card, cell phone, Triple-A card?" "Dad, it's Daytona, not Somalia." "Alright." "Fix-a-flat, road flares, sunblock, mace?" "Condoms, whips, chains." "Just kidding, Mr Corman." "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her." "That makes me feel a lot better, thanks." " Okay." " Alrighty." "Can we go get the guys?" "I'm getting horny." "Go on." "Okay, I'll call you." "Whips and chains." "That's nice." "Whatever, your dad's cool." "Buckle up!" "Watch it!" " Oh, easy, Kimmy." "First year of driving?" " Sorry." " Oh my God." " Fucking freak." "Yo, Dano, shouldn't we help your mum?" "Good one, man." "You're hilarious." "You're not getting any of my weed." "Nothing." "Whatever." "What are we going to do in Daytona?" "We're going to see lots of honeys there." "We're gonna get drunk, we're gonna smoke this big 'El Gagerero,'" "We're gonna have this awesome party..." "Pileup!" "Pileup!" "A candlelight vigil to mark the one year anniversary of the crash of Flight 180 will be held at 8:00 P.M. Tonight at the Mt Abraham high school auditorium." ".' Highway to hell... .'" "Oh my God." " Hello?" " Hey, Kimberly, it's Dad." " Hey, what's up?" " Your car's leaking transmission fluid." " So I want you to get it checked right away." " Okay, yeah." "I'll do that." "I mean it." "Take care of it." " Is that someone coughing?" " Yeah, okay." "I'll take care of it." "I'll talk to you later." " I love you." " Bye, honey." " What did you do?" " Look at those titties!" " Shut up." " You missed that?" "!" "That's too bad." "That's too bad." "Oh, shit!" "Fuck man, there's a cop behind us!" "Pull in the right lane now!" "Shit." "Seriously, put it out." " Put that thing out." " Alright." "Wait, wait, wait!" " Get rid of it." " Shit." "Hey, it's Kat." "Listen..." "what the hell?" "!" "Just wait." "Not you." "I think we better pull over and check the car, because..." "Kimberly, the car is going to be fine." "Your dad's going to be fine, you're going to be fine." "Okay?" "Look at that guy." "He's drinking a beer." "Oh, yeah, that's real responsible." "You ever hear of the ozone layer, arsehole?" "!" ".' When it comes to this drug shit I was made to play.'" ".' Don't come around if you ain't got no cocaine to bring... '" "What?" "I'm wearing my seatbelt." "You're gonna bust me, bitch?" "!" "Aaah!" "Son of a... bitch." "Fuck!" " Oh my God!" " Watch out!" " Stop!" " Oh my God!" "Watch out!" "Aaah!" "Shaina?" "I can't get out of here!" "Help me!" "Oh, easy, Kimmy." "First year of driving?" "Yo, Dano, shouldn't we help your mum?" "Good one, man." "You're hilarious." "Pileup!" "Pileup!" " Oh my God." " What?" "There's going to be a huge accident." "We're all gonna die!" "I just saw it." "That's it." "My turn to drive." " No, I'm serious." " Kim, what's wrong?" " What are you doing?" " Oh my God." "...of Flight 180 will be held at 8:00 P.M. Tonight at the Mt Abraham high school auditorium." "'Highway to hell.' 'Highway to hell... '" "'Highway to hell'?" ".' I'm on a highway to hell... '" "Okay, Kimberly, you're scaring me." " Green means go, Kimmy." " Yeah." "Are you out of your friggin' mind?" "What the hell are you doing?" "What the fuck, Kimberly?" "What's this?" "Kimberly, you just got to breathe." "Oh, shit, shit." "Five-O's coming." "Let's fucking roll." " What?" " Oh my God." "Do you know how much fucking weed I have on me?" "Huh?" "Okay, Dano, just shut up!" "Just stay cool." "Oh, fuck." "I'm going to jail." "I'm fucking going to jail." "What's going on here?" "I think there's going to be a huge pileup." "I saw it." "There were bodies everywhere." "There were logs..." "I saw it." "It just happened." "Alright, miss, I'd like you to please step out of the vehicle." "Just pull over!" "I know, Mummy's hungry, too." "Come on." "Come on!" "Oh, fuck this." "I'm going to get this and we're going to go." "Fuck." "What the hell is going on up there?" "Excuse me!" "Is there any way that we could drive around?" " I have a delivery..." " You need to get back into your vehicles." " Just move it..." " Now!" "That's it!" "That's the truck that's going to kill everybody." "You need to stop that truck!" "I told you again, you have to calm down!" "Why won't you listen to me?" "!" " Fuck!" " Oh my God." "This is unit 13 requesting medical assistance and backup for a major traffic accident..." "Kimberly, what's going on?" "No!" "No!" "Listen, sir, this girl is really freaked out." "In fact, all of them are..." " scared as you can imagine." " Scared?" "!" "These people are the luckiest sons of bitches on the planet." "Get this guy, Evan Lewis... yesterday the kid wins the lotto." "Today, some loony bitch blocks traffic and he avoids the worst pileup in years." "I should be so damn 'unlucky.'" "Go babysit the rest of them." "I'll be done with Lewis in a minute." "Hey, excuse me..." "We're trying to do the best we can." "We're going to get you out of here as soon as possible." "I just think it's a bunch of bullshit." "Listen, I know you've gone over all this with Detective Suby... but would you mind telling me what happened?" "It was like I was there." "I knew something bad was going to happen even before it did." " I just felt wrong, just like..." " Just like what?" "Look, I know this sounds crazy but... you guys all heard about Flight 180, right?" "The kid who got off the plane?" "Well, it happened a year ago, today." "My premonition was just like his." " What are you talking about?" " Come on." "You must have read about the kid who had a dream about a plane blowing up, so he got all his buddies off the plane and then the thing blew up just like in his dream?" " Yeah." " But did you hear what happened after?" "So a month goes by, right?" "Everything seems cool." "But then all the survivors start to die one by one." "'Cause when your number's up, your number's up, right?" "You know, some people even say that Death itself was stalking them, hunting each one down until they were all..." "dead." "Please." "There was one survivor." "Clear Rivers is in a padded room at the Stonybrook Institution." "Well, that's encouraging." "Okay, you want me to believe that this is true, that this is happening all over again?" "I don't know why we're even here." "What do you want from me?" "But if I was never meant to pull over, we all should have died in that pileup." "Which means Death could be coming for us." "Yeah, like, what if we're all getting that 'Different Strokes' curse or something?" "I think you're all are certifiable." "I can't believe I've been listening to this crap." "Let's go." "Let's go, Tim." "Mrs Carpenter, please." "Kimberly!" "Oh baby!" " Are you okay?" " I'm so sorry." "Shh, shh." "You can all go now." "Thank you for your patience." "Could I ask you something?" "Anything." "Did Mum ever have any..." "I don't know, weird feelings about anything?" "What do you mean?" "Like visions or premonitions." "Sweetie, are you sure you're okay?" "Dad, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm really scared for the others." "I don't know, I have this really bad feeling." "What?" "It's not over yet." "Jesus Christ!" "Shit!" "Hey, Evan, it's Tawny." "Sorry I haven't called." "Hey, listen, I heard about your lottery win." "Let's hook up." "Call me." "Yeah." "Hi, Evan, it's Nikki." "We met at Tucker's party last year?" "I know it's been awhile, but I've been thinking about you." "I just wanted to say congratulations." "So give me a call." "555-0123." "Bye." "You little bastard." "Shit." "Come on." "Come on." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Come on!" "Come on." "Fuck!" "Jesus!" "Oh!" "Hey, this is Evan." "Leave a message." "If you're looking for Rick, I don't know where he is, and I don't know when he's coming back." "Thanks." "Evan, call me when you get in, you lucky fuck!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Aah!" "Jesus!" "Come on." "Aah!" "Shit, I'm lucky." "Aah!" "Jesus Christ!" "No, Mother, just turn on any station." "Well, I don't know how you missed it, it's been on all day." "Yes, Mother, Channel 4 is fine." "Okay... here it is!" "I got to go, okay?" "I got to go!" "To recap our top story," "Route 23 was backed up for almost nine hours today." "A record-breaking pileup killed an estimated 18 people." "Emergency crews spent hours sifting through the wreckage hoping to recover any survivors from this tragic collision." "So far police are refusing to release the names of the victims until the families are notified." "The camera of a highway patrol car managed to catch this shocking footage." " A semi comes..." " Oh my God." "And smashes into a red SUV." " The driver of the SUV..." " No, um... leave it." "...may have saved her life." "He pulled her back at the last second just as the semi ploughed into the vehicle." "The passengers inside the SUV..." "Oh, oh, oh!" "You guys see that?" "!" "Shit, I was there, baby!" "In other news, a freak accident took the life of a lotto winner." " Friends say Evan Lewis..." " Hey, shh." "Was on top of the world after recently winning $250,000." "But in tragic turn of events, Lewis died today while trying to escape a fire in his apartment." "He managed to make it out of the building, but somehow the ladder on the fire escape slipped and impaled him." "Investigators believe Lewis died instantly." "Come in." "Hey, buddy." "I want you to take this so you can get some sleep." "And then tomorrow it's off to the dentist, which I know you love." "Now, get some rest." " Mum." " Yeah?" "You think those guys were BSing us today?" "Yeah." "Some people just need some rewiring, that's all." "Lights out." "At the request of the patient, you'll relinquish any sharp objects such as: 'nail files, pencils, pens, safety pins, bobby pins, your necklace, matches, lighters, belts, belt buckles," "earrings, hair clips, glasses, shoelaces, paper clips, watches, money clip, pocket knives, food, drinks, keys, cell phone... '" "You have a cell phone on you?" "'... poisons, pills, medications.'" "Great." "And let me see your nails." "Good." "Then I think we're all done." "Wait." "Is she dangerous or something?" "No, honey, she expects you are." "No, no, no." "Get him off me." "Get him off me!" "How long are they gonna keep her locked up like this?" "Depends on her, I guess." "She's voluntary." " Clear Rivers?" " Don't come any closer." "They told me you had something to do with the crash on Route 23." "Look, I don't know how to explain it, but I saw the pileup before it happened." "And I saved some people." "And now you think Death is after you." "Nice work." "Maybe if you're real lucky, you'll wind up in here with me." "Anything else?" "One of the people died in a freak accident last night." "What if the other people are in danger, too?" "If you put them on the list, they're already dead." "List?" "What list?" "Death's list." "The survivors of Flight 180 died in the exact order they were originally meant to die in the plane crash." "That was Death's original design." "The list." "I was supposed to die in that crash with my friends." "So you're telling me that I'm next?" "You said someone else died last night." "That means someone must have intervened." "Officer Burke pulled me away from the crash that killed my friends." "Congratulations." "You'll be the last to go." "But don't worry, once the others are dead, it'll come back for you." "It always does." "This doesn't make sense." "You said that you die in the order you're originally meant to." "But my friends died last in my premonition, not first." "Wait." "Died last?" "Backwards." "Are you sure?" "In my premonition that Nora woman and her kid died." "Then Evan, then me and my friends." "Why is this even happening to me?" "That's what Alex used to ask himself." "So, what am I supposed to do?" "Clear." "Watch out for the signs." "What?" "Have you ever seen anything creepy or ominous?" "An in-your-face irony kind of thing?" "The songs on the radio." "Yeah, the guy in the beer truck, everything on the road." "Well, don't ignore it." "Recognising those signs usually means the difference between life and death." "You got to help me." "I don't have to do anything." "But you beat it." "Take a look around." "What did I beat, Kimberly?" "If you were smart, you'd save yourself and just forget about the others." "How can you say that?" "You have a responsibility." "My friends are dead." "That's how I can say that." "This is what happened to Alex when I was responsible for him." "Get out." "Before you hurt me or yourself." " Alright, you know what?" " What?" "I think you're a coward." "You hide out in here because you're too damn bitter and selfish to help any other person." "In my opinion, you're already dead." "I tried calling you last night, but your father said you were sleeping." " Evan Lewis is dead." " Yeah." "I've been getting calls all morning from everyone who was on the on-ramp." "We're meeting tonight at my apartment." "Wait, so..." "you believe all this Death stuff?" "Well, at first, no, I didn't." "Until last year when I was dispatched to clean up one of the Flight 180 survivors." "Clean up, I don't..." " Did you see that?" " See what?" " Pigeons." " Pigeons?" " It's a sign." " A sign of what?" "If Clear's right about the order, then Nora and Tim are going to be attacked by pigeons." "I'm not following you." "They're next on Death's list." "If we don't find them, they're going to die." "The doctor's ready for you, now." "If he gives me the gas and I wake up with my pants unbuttoned..." " we ain't paying." " Tim." "There you are." "What happened to you yesterday, Tim?" "We missed you in here." "We got hung up by that accident on Route 23." "Good Lord." "How lucky that you're okay." "Your mum says you've been having some pain lately." "Not really." "I'm disappointed, Tim." "Does your mum know you've been smoking?" "Uh-huh." "Ow." "Yeah, that one's going to have to be filled." "Damn those pigeons." "How many times am I going to have to replace those goddamn windows?" "We can't do it, boss, we can't do it!" "This will only sting for a moment." "Open big." "Little bit wider." "Wider." "Okay." "Oh God." "How do they expect me to..." "Would you rather just have the laughing gas?" " Yeah." " Okay." "Jean, I'm going to need you in here." "You'll have to speak up, there's too much noise." "What?" "!" "I can't hear you!" "Excuse me, what?" "!" "Yes, the sixth at 2:00 P.M." "Jean!" "Let me get this started." "Tim, you'll be awake, a little groggy, but you're not going to be able to move much." "Okay, great, thanks." "Alright, turn around." "The cleaning lady said they're at the Ellis Medical Complex off of 14th." "God damn it anyway." " Okay, I got it." " I can't find a box!" "Not again." "Careful." "There we go." "Jean, how's Tim doing in there?" "What did he say about your tooth?" " Did he say..." " I can't remember." " Nora!" " The pigeons!" "What?" "Pigeons?" "Hey, whoa, whoa!" "Kid, kid!" " No-oo!" " Tim!" "Look out!" " Stay back, stay back!" " No!" "Please, no!" "Nora's not coming." "She won't leave her son." " No, but she's next..." " Right now I don't think she cares." "This is really happening again, isn't it?" "I hoped we'd get there and they'd be fine, and Clear Rivers was just full of shit, and Evan Lewis' death was just some freak accident." "But we're all going to die, aren't we?" "I'm so scared." "I know you didn't ask for any of this... but I don't think you have it in you to quit either." "A second one just died." "A 15-year-old kid." "I hope you're ready for this." "It's this way." "How is this guy going to help us anyway?" "He seemed to know a hell of a lot more about Death than he ever told us." "Shouldn't we knock first?" "He probably already knows we're coming." "Hello, Clear." "I've been expecting you." "Oh my God." " That's Evan Lewis." " Come to pick my brain?" "Just a simple question and we'll leave you alone with your new friend." "Dead... yet still fresh." "Look, we drove a long way to get here, so if you happen to know how to stop Death, it would be really great if you told us." "You can't cheat Death." " There are no escapes." " Bullshit." "You told me Death has a distinct design." "But Alex and I cheated Death, not once but dozens of times." "The design is flawed, it can be beaten." "Such fire in you now." "People are always most alive just before they die." "Don't you think?" "Look, please... if you know of anything that could help us, what harm could it do?" "Only new life can defeat Death." "What the hell does that mean?" "Some people say there's a balance to everything." "For every life there's a death, and for every death there is a life." "But the introduction of life that was not meant to be, that can invalidate the list, force Death to start anew." "You have to follow the signs..." "Kimberly." "How do you know my name?" " Whoa!" " Wait a second." "'New life defeats death'?" "'Follow the signs'?" "Where did you find that guy?" "I thought he was supposed to help us, not freak us out." "What the fuck are you thinking?" "!" "I'm thinking suck on my junk, bee-atch." "Little punk." "What is it?" "What did you see?" "You have to tell us, what did you see?" "Kimberly, look at me!" "You have to tell us." "What did you see?" "!" "I was driving a white van." "I don't know, I must have lost control, because I crashed into a lake." " And I drowned." " You were there?" "I can practically taste the water in my mouth." "Wait, remember, the on-ramp?" "There was a pregnant woman in a white delivery van." "He said only new life can defeat death." "If she gives birth to a baby that would've died in that car crash... a brand new soul that was never part of Death's design..." "It throws the whole list out of whack and we start over with a clean slate." " It seems like a reach, don't you think?" " What else could it mean?" "We have to find the pregnant lady's number." "I don't have it." "She never came to the station." "We have to warn her about the lake so she can stay alive to have the baby." " That'll be an easy conversation to have." " How are we gonna find her?" "There could be thousands of white vans in the state." "Hey!" "I'm a cop, remember?" "Wait, that's it." "Got it." "With the plate number I can put out an APB." "Here we go." "The vehicle is a delivery van registered to Marcus and Isabella Hudson." "We should pick them up pretty quickly." "Come on, let's get to the meeting." "Hey, hold the door!" "Hey, let go of my shoe!" "Give me my shoe!" "I wrote to management two weeks ago about these friggin' bumpers." "Is that dogshit, dude?" "Eww." "Oh, you got something on your..." "It's still there, bro'." "Here, I can get it for you." "No, it's alright." "I'll do it if you want me to do it." "Just let..." "I'll..." "Let me do it." "What?" "Hey, man, how you doing?" "Listen, any word on that white van yet?" "Okay, keep checking." "Does anybody have a Valium?" "Oh, yeah." "Here." "You're just going to want to take half of that." "Keep 'em coming." "If what you're saying is true, that means I'm next." "This is crazy, people, come on." "First Death is stalking us, and now premonitions?" "What?" "You're not next, Nora." "Nobody has to be next." "That's the point." "We need to help each other in order to get through this." "This cannot be happening." "See, because my career is at a peak and I finally met a quality guy." "I just bought a house." "Maybe if you shut the fuck up, you'll live." "Like I'm going to take advice from you." "Okay, look, if you know what to look for, you have a fighting chance." "If I call and say, I don't know... subway..." "Get to a high-rise fast." "A place where no subway could ever possibly go." "Get it?" "Okay, you guys, listen... just because Kimberly has these visions, it doesn't mean we're not all capable of seeing signs to some extent." "Okay, okay, look." "I gotta call bullshit." "I mean, I've sat here and listened to all your theories and all your stories, and I think it's just all bullshit." "Call it what you want!" " It'll keep your arse alive." " Darlin', my arse is alive!" "Has been all day." "There is nobody after us but you, trying to make us all crazy." "I should have seen that coming." "Yeah." "If Death is out to get you, why don't you get the hell away from us?" "She's the only one that's dealt with this before." "We need to look out for each other from now on." "Sleep in shifts." "We need to safe-proof this death-trap." "Get you to step out of the van, miss?" "Are you kidding me?" " What did I do?" " This vehicle's been reported stolen." "Ohh!" "Screw this." "I'm going for a smoke." "No, no, no, it's not safe out there." "So, Nora's got to bite it before me anyhow, huh?" "Oh, you people have no sense of humour." "Nora, you okay?" "Four years ago my husband died." "Now Tim." "There's nothing left for me." "Don't say that, okay?" "If it is my time to go and be in heaven... with my family, I can accept that." "You got to trust me." "We can fight this." "If we just stick together long enough for her to have her baby..." "If you'll excuse me, I have a funeral to plan." "Nora." "What do you think you're doing?" " I'm finished." "I'm out." " Don't leave, Eugene." "Look, look." "I control my life, alright?" "Not some crazy list that Death has put together." "I'll be sure to carve that into your tombstone." "Whatever." "You may be able to scare these people," " I'm not buying that shit." " Be careful, man." " Hey." " What?" "Even if you don't believe, give this to Nora." "I'm just going to put this in the... closet." "Sorry." "Whoa." "Man with hooks?" "Man with hooks." "Hey, I think I see a man with hooks." "Is that..." " a sign?" " Oh my God." " Do you guys see that?" " He's right." " The phone." " Shit." "What the fuck?" " Hello?" " Nora!" " Who is this?" " Can you hear me?" "!" "Officer Burke, I can't..." "I can't hear you!" "What?" "!" "What does he..." "What?" "!" "A man with hooks is going to kill you." " What, what?" " Oh..." "What is it, Nora?" "No!" " Wait, wait!" " Let go!" "Wait, wait, Nora!" " Get me out of here!" " Will you stop it?" "!" "Let me help!" "Let me go!" "Let go of me!" "Kat!" "Help me!" " Wait!" " I don't want to die!" "Aah!" "Let me out of here." "I got it, thanks." "They found the van." "Isabella's being held at the Greenwood Lake sheriff's station." "I'm in control of my life!" " Kiss my arse!" " Eugene, what is it?" " I control my life!" " What happened, Eugene?" " You hear me, you Reaper cocksucker?" "!" " Calm down." " What happened?" "Where's Nora?" " Back the fuck up!" " Whoa, whoa, okay!" " Back the fuck up!" "Eugene, what's wrong?" "Just tell us what happened." "Alright, give me the gun, Eugene." " Give me the gun." " No!" "Fuck no!" "Eugene, you just got to relax, bro', okay?" "You just got to calm down, man." "Give me the gun." "Give me the gun, Eugene!" " No, no, no, no!" " Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" " I ain't going out like that." " Hey, Eugene, no!" " On my terms!" " Oh my God!" "You hear me!" "God!" "Oh!" "You don't keep it loaded?" " Maybe they're all duds." " Six in a row?" "Never." "That's impossible." "It wasn't his turn to die." "Can we find the pregnant woman, now, please?" "Is this safe, guys?" "I mean, someone in this car is about to get whacked." "Do the rest of us really feel like sitting next to him?" "Or her?" "Hopefully her." "Okay, guys, let's not panic." " Isabella's safe." " How do you know?" "You said she was going to drive into a lake." "How can she if she's in protective custody?" "Look at me." "Come on." "Does it look like I'm in the condition to commit grand theft auto?" "This is insane." "Look, hopefully the district judge will have it all sorted out by Monday morning, okay?" "Marcus." "Marcus, Marcus." "When I get out of here, I am going to sue his..." " Oh my God." " What, what now?" "My water just broke." " What?" " My water, it just broke." " I'm gonna have my baby." " No, not here." " No, you can't do this to me." " Don't just stand there!" " Get me to a hospital!" " Give me a second to think!" "I am not going to have my baby in a jail cell!" "Get me to the hospital!" "Okay, okay!" "Sheriff Perry, this is Deputy Adams, come back." "God, I need the car!" "Sheriff Perry, I need the car!" "My van!" "My van!" "Take my van!" "Okay." "Okay." "Yeah, we'll go." "We'll go." "Yeah, we'll go." "Come on, come on!" "Y'all want to hear something crazy?" "It's not the first time I cheated Death." "A kid came to school with a knife... killed his teacher." "Teacher would have been me, but I was transferred to another school two days before." "That's fucking weird, man." "You want weird?" "Last year my partner and I were heading out when a call came in about a train wreck." "Frank decided to let me handle it alone." "He died that night in a shootout." "If that call had come in just 10 seconds later," "I'd be dead, too." "Oh my God." "I'm sorry." "It's just I got one, too." "Okay, so last May I'm supposed to go and stay at this cheesy little bed and breakfast in Pennsylvania." "Anyhow, there's this major gas leak that no one knows about, and all the guests suffocated during the night." "So what happened?" "I don't know." "I never made it." "The bus I was on splattered some girl all over the road." "Was that in Mt Abraham?" "Yes." "How did you know?" "That bus you were on killed Terry Chaney." "She was supposed to die on Flight 180." "Hey, do you guys remember that theatre in Paris that collapsed last year and killed everybody inside?" "Well, I had tickets to go." "But one night I'm in Paris and I'm just tripping on acid and sipping lattes and such." "And then all of a sudden this dude out of nowhere just gets whacked by this falling sign." " Carter." " Wait, wait, wait." "The teacher I replaced, her name was Val Lewton." "She was from Mt Abraham." "She died in an explosion." "Shit." "The call about the train wreck that saved my life... that was the night I scraped up Billy Hitchcock." "Wait a minute." "Who are these people?" "The people who got off of Flight 180." "They were my friends." "Kimberly, tell us what happened." "About a year ago my mum and I were at the mall." "I was supposed to meet her outside, but I got caught up watching this news report about some kid that committed suicide." "I kept thinking," "'How can you strangle yourself in the bathtub?" "That's stupid.'" "It felt wrong." "And yet..." "I heard some gunshots and I ran outside." "Some kids were trying to steal my mum's car." "She tried to fight them off, she was a fighter, and they killed her." "After the funeral I kept thinking that it should have been me." "I guess everyone must think that." "But I guess I was right." "Get there." "Could you drive a little faster maybe?" "!" " I'm going as fast as I can." " God!" "When we got off Flight 180, it didn't just change our lives." "It affected everyone and everything we've come into contact with since." "I'm not sure I'm understanding you." "Being alive after we were supposed to die, it caused an outward ripple." "A rift in Death's design." "So if you had never gotten off the plane... we wouldn't be alive in the first place." "Yes, that's why Death is working backwards!" "It's tying up all the loose ends," "Sealing the rift once and for all." "Oh, shit!" "Jesus Christ!" "Hang on!" "Hang on!" " Is everybody alright?" " Oh God." "God, Eugene!" " He can't breathe." " Oh, my legs!" "No, please." " It's not going to wait." " I got to go help those people." "Do you want to deliver this baby?" "Those people can help." "Let's go." "Officer Adams reporting a vehicle collision off 9-A at the 180 mile-marker." "Send all emergency vehicles to the scene." " We have to go." "Go!" " Okay, okay, okay!" "Just... okay, okay!" "We're going!" "We're going!" " Easy, easy." " Here, here, here." "I think he has a collapsed lung." " Everyone okay?" " Call an ambulance!" "Stay with us." "Hey, hey you!" "Hey!" "Come on." "Help me out." "You got to get me out of here before this thing explodes or something, okay?" "I think it's okay." "I don't smell any gas and nothing's dripping." "Alright, get this thing off me." "Just pull." "Hurry." "Okay." "Be careful." "Ready?" "Oh God, Jethro!" "Jesus Christ!" "I got to be able to use my legs when I'm done." "I'm so..." "Dad!" "Eugene, everything's going to be okay." "If he doesn't get a respirator, he's not going to make it!" "We're going to get you to the hospital." "Be careful with that!" "Check the gauges on the regulator, and watch out for overdoses!" " And look out for potholes and puddles." " You can't come in, miss." "And watch out for power lines!" "Watch it!" "You trying to get yourself killed, little boy?" "You got to use your head, man." "Get that news van back." "Thanks." "Okay, let's go." "How is she doing?" "I think she's going to be okay." " Can I ask you a question?" " Yeah." "When I die... is it going to hurt?" "I don't know." "You're going to die after me, right?" "Yeah, I guess so." "Would you take these?" "And if I die... would you throw out all my drugs and my paraphernalia and my porno?" "You know... anything that's going to break my mum's heart." "Please?" "Thank you." "This is Cheyenne Jacobson reporting live from the Gibbons farm." "Sheriff Perry, Officer Burke here." "I'm trying to get some information on Isabella..." "She did?" "Okay." "Thanks." "Great." "Kimberly!" "Isabella's at Lakeview Hospital." "They're prepping her for delivery." " We got to go now." " What about Kat?" "I'll go talk to her." "Hi." "Just find Isabella and get this thing over with, okay?" "Go on, I'll be fine." " Where's Rory?" " I don't know." "Could you be a little quieter with that thing, please?" "Yeah, sure." "I'll just put it on quiet mode." "That would be good." "Rory." "Oh my God!" "Somebody get out there!" " We have to get to the hospital now!" " Well, take my truck!" "The keys are in it." "Kimberly!" "Kimberly!" " Kimberly." " What do you see?" " What are we looking for?" " It's not here." "This one was different." "It was like the van crashing into the lake." "I was in a hospital, there was screaming and a nurse was trying to choke me." "I couldn't see her, but I could see her name tag." "It was right in my face." "Kalarjian." "I think a nurse named Kalarjian is going to try and kill Isabella." "Listen to me, Isabella!" "I need you to stop pushing!" "What's wrong?" "Is my baby alright?" "The cord's around the neck." "This baby's in trouble." "A bizarre accident has left two people dead, one of them killed by a safety device meant to protect us." "Ironically, the woman was impaled through the head after her emergency airbag deployed." "She was trapped in her vehicle after it crashed into a field near Greenwood Lake." "Suddenly the airbag went off..." "Isabella Hudson!" "What room is she in?" "We may need to do a stat Caesarean!" "Get Dr Kalarjian up here now!" "Dr Kalarjian, code blue." "Delivery room six." "I'm just going to wait outside, 'cause I'm just really in the way here." " Don't you dare leave me!" " Okay, okay." "You guys, get to Isabella!" "I'm going to find Eugene!" "Dr Kalarjian, code blue." "Delivery room six." "Dr Kalarjian, delivery room six." "Code blue." "Dr Kalarjian, in here, hurry!" "That's her." "Wait, wait, wait!" "Contractions have stopped." "Arrest in descent halfway through the birth canal." "Bad tracing, it's losing oxygen." "The cord's compressed!" " Down to 40." " Oh God!" "What's happening?" "!" "Where's Kalarjian?" "!" "Dr Kalarjian!" " Dr Kalarjian!" " Not now, I'm busy." " Ow!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " Police business." "Just push a little more." "Oh, no." "Isabella, is the baby okay?" "I'm sorry." "You can't be here." " I have to ask you to leave." " I need to know..." "I need to know if the baby's alright!" "It's a boy." "Thank you." "Congratulations!" "Who the hell are they?" "Oh my God!" " Clear." " I can't find Eugene." " No, don't worry." "She had the baby!" " It's okay." "It's over." "It's okay." " Kimberly." " What did you see?" "I don't think Isabella was ever supposed to die in that pileup." "Then what's the premonition of the lake supposed to mean?" "Try to remember." "Bloody hands." "Someone with bloody hands." "Eugene." "Only new life defeats death." "What is that supposed to mean?" "You saw an ECG machine and what else?" "Bloody hands." "What else did you see, Kimberly?" "Wait." "Eugene." "Oh God, no!" "Bloody hands." "It's me." "The premonitions are about me." " What?" " Crash cart." "Let's go!" "Move it!" "Dr Kalarjian." "ECG machine." "The lake." "The white van." "What are you talking about?" "New life." "What is it?" "I know what I have to do to save us." " I have to die." " No, that's crazy." "You can't give up now." "We have to fight this thing." "Get Kalarjian." "Only new life can defeat death." "If it is my time to go and be in heaven... with my family." "I can accept that." "Flight 180..." "I know what I have to do to save us." "There are no known survivors." "I have to die." "Ready and clear!" "Nothing!" "Ready and clear." "Nothing." " Come on." " Ready, clear." "She's back!" "Epinephrine." "Two milligrams, IV push." "I want her prepped and stabilised for ICU." "Welcome back." "They lost you for a minute there." "Hey." "We did it." "Thanks to you, we cheated Death." "Would you like some wine?" "I think I'll stick to our beer, thanks." "Alright." "This is really great, Mrs Gibbons." "Thank you so much for inviting us." "It's our pleasure." " How are you doing, Kimberly?" " Good." "Yeah." "I had a fun summer." "I don't know, I guess things are pretty much getting back to normal." "Brian, I think you better go check that barbecue." "Hey, careful." "Those things are dangerous." "Trust me." "I think I've been through closer calls." "Yeah, me too." "Dad, you should tell them about the news van thing." "What's that?" "Brian was almost hit by that news van that day in the field." "And your friend Rory, he pulled him back at the last second." " Saved his life." " You never told me that, Peter." "Boy, that was lucky." "Brian!" "I'm right behind you" "Here I come" "Let me remind you" "You're on the run" "My name is Death" "Come taste my peppermint-laced breath" "All lights are diamonds" "Behind dark glass" "She leans toward me" "A forward pass" "In the blood, come-a, come-a cow cud" "Nobody really cares about you now, bud" "Pay the price, roll the dice run the maze like-a mice" "Ashes ever turn to dust for the two of us" "My name is Death" "Come taste my peppermint-laced breath" "My name is Death" "Come taste, come taste" "Come to the party" "The price is free" "You seem to persist hanging on the fount beauty" "My name is Death" "Come taste my peppermint-laced breath" "My name is Death" "Come taste my" "Peppermint-laced" "My name is..." "Death..."
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"Hey, this is Joel Collins." "I met a nurse named Annie." " How did you get this number?" "She said you could help me." "I believe we should be in control of our life and our death." "That's liberty." "And dying isn't a crime." "No, but helping people die makes you a criminal." " Oh, my god." "You had sex with him." "And now you think you two are gonna live happily ever after." "He's dying." "Can you tell me again?" "You told me how they do it in Switzerland, but I really want to hear how you're gonna do it." "Des, he's a cop." "I almost killed him." "Get out now." "She's by her car, can't see what she's doing." "Please don't go." "Augh!" "God, Des, say something!" "I really think we need to help Charlie." "Sid, would you get Dr. Mary Harris of 228 maple drive what she came here for tonight?" "Smile." "You sound like your mom." " I told her I took her drugs from the shed, and she said she wouldn't tell anyone if I cleaned up my act." "Wait." "She knew about it?" "I, Troy Dixon, choose to take my life." "I think you might know my husband, Troy Dixon." "You don't get to play god, Mary." "None of us do." "You got the wrong girl." "Listen to me." "Right now, they don't have anything on us." "So we just need to be smarter." "I thought death always knocked three times." "Guess you're safe..." "For now." "Larissa?" "Still asleep." "God, she sleeps like a teenager." "She is a teenager." "Yeah." "It's for after Irene, assuming we don't end up in jail." "New patient, new phone." "Smarter." "You know, I was thinking about Irene." "If my family had the gene, I'd want to know." "Oh, I say wait for the symptoms." "Yeah, in the meantime, eat, shag, and be merry." "Wouldn't you want to know what kind of future you're facing?" "Oh, god no." "No, ignorance is bliss." "So early." "Morning, sleepy." "There's coffee in the kitchen." "We're off." "Okay." "Keys?" "They're on the table." "Good luck." "So domestic." "Hey, here she is." "She's leaving." "Mm." "Don't get your hopes up." "She hasn't killed anyone in over a week, right?" "Must've been so hard for her." "All right, Mary, where are you taking us?" "Yeah, that's the same nursing home surveillance saw her going through a few days ago." "She visit anyone?" "Yeah, visitor's log says 103." "It's on the left." "Right here." "Right here." ""Exposing her milky white..."" "Can I help you?" "What's happening, Larissa?" "I don't know, grandma." "I'm detective Gaines." "This is my partner, detective Wesley." "You can't just barge in here." "You could've given my grandma another stroke." "Apologies, but we're looking for Dr. Mary Harris." "We have reason to believe she's here." "No, Mary lent me her car to visit my grandmother." "She hardly ever comes to visit." "I have to wait forever between chapters." "Yeah, because I don't have a car, grandma;" "I told you that." "Okay, do you know where Mary is right now?" "No, I barely even know her." "I mean, I, like, try to be friends with her, but she's aloof, like a cat." "That's why it was weird that she lent me her car, but, you know, people can surprise you." "So can cats." "So you have no idea where she is?" "She left with my boyfriend Des this morning." "But I don't know where they went." "Are they in some kind of trouble?" "Hi." "We started early." "I hope you don't mind." "Not at all, no." "Day drinking is a highly respected pastime where I come from." "How are you feeling, Irene?" "I woke up this morning feeling incredibly peaceful." "Said she hasn't felt this way since our wedding day." "Is that a compliment?" "People always talk about jitters, but I never had any of that." "On my wedding day," "I felt absolutely certain we were making the right decision." "To spend our lives together." "Mm." "You look beautiful, Irene." "Well, you never know who you're going to see on the other side." "I know what I want my last words to be." "Are we ready?" "We are." "There is beauty in the inevitable." "This car smells like cherries." "Can we keep it?" "No, honey." "It's a rental." "Hi, Dr. Harris." "Hi, Naomi." "My mom just wanted to say thank you for letting me stay over this weekend." "No problem." "Sweet ride." "It's a rental." "So what are they doing?" "Are they going on a trip or something?" "Oh, no." "My mom's just, like, obsessed with design shows, so she's helping Kevin... we got to go get educated." "Have a nice day." "My mom is such a liar, okay?" "We're skipping school." "Wait." "I wrote a poem." "Can I read it?" "Yeah, let's hear it." ""The spark turned cold, a darkness bright." ""You had no voice, we had no choice." "A ghost in my heart."" "It's about Casper." "Do you like it?" "Cambie, it's really good." "Thanks." "I'll see you after school, okay?" "Okay." "Have a nice day." "Hello?" " Hi, Ben." "It's Mary." "I need to talk to you." "But not here." "You look well." "You know, I've had about all the games I can take for one morning, Mary, so what do you want?" "I need your advice." "Everywhere I go lately, I feel like I'm being watched." "So I've thinking, maybe I have a stalker." "Maybe he's dangerous." "Should I file a police report?" "Yeah, you should." "I can have officers at your home, at the hospital." "Anywhere you go, the cops will be right there." "Why can't you just accept that you were wrong about me, that I'm just a doctor who sometimes volunteers with the terminally ill and that you're just a cop with a bad lead?" "And we just ride off into the sunset." "Or maybe get a drink?" "A week ago, you were ready to give me some kind of eternal cocktail." "If you hadn't figured out I was a cop, you'd be in jail right now." "Or maybe I'd be talking to my lawyer about how the cop who was supposed to be investigating me had sex with me instead." "I can live with that." "I can." "But can you live with what you've done?" "I haven't done anything." "My only crime was to feel sorry for a desperate, dying man." "Do you feel sorry for all of your patients, Mary, or was I special?" "You were the one that got away." "What messed you up, Mary?" "What?" "What messed you up?" "You think you're above the law." "You're risking your life, your daughter's life." "What messed you up?" "You deceive people for a living." "Ben... is that still your name?" "You do what you want, but I think it's in your best interest if this case goes away." " I was awake all night worrying about Irene, about everything." "It was perfect." "No cops this time?" "Would I be handing you this envelope if there were?" "I told you, the cops don't have anything on us, and I know how to stay ahead of them." "But, Annie, I don't want you lying awake all night." "If you can't do this anymore, I get it." "Morgan Lewis." "Cystic fibrosis." "33." "He's young." "Well, I've been treating him for years." "He was in here last week." "He said that he feels like he's drowning in slow motion." "He's ready." "You know I started carrying my passport around?" "Just in case." "Where would you go?" "China, I guess." "The devil you know, right?" "Are we crazy?" "Yep." "We need a new plan." "She'll slip up." "They always do." "No, man, she's different." "She's smart." "She's careful." "She knows what to say, what not to say, the whole counseling cover story." "Yeah, you're right." "There's no way that Joel was her only patient after Ethan." "No, no way." "There's got to be more." "I have an idea." "Let's run through our sudden-death reports, see if any connect back to Eden general." "Okay." " I still don't understand how you got this." "You said you work with kids, but then you hardly ever leave the apartment, except with Mary." "And then the shoulder, the cops..." "If we're gonna be in a relationship," "I think you should be honest with me." "Okay." "Okay, listen, truth is, I don't work with kids." "Mary and I are end-of-life counselors." "We... we help people who are dying." "We talk to them, show them their options." "Dark." "Yeah." "Yeah, it is, sure, but that's why I didn't tell you about it in the first place." "But you know what?" "Now that we're talking about it, we're thinking about opening up our own practice, a haven for the hopeless, if you will." "That is so great, Des." "It's like with my grandma, you know?" "Sometimes all she wants is some company." "Mm-hmm." "Sharing is so hot." "Yes, it is." " What do we have?" "Sid Thomas-Haye, gunshot wound to the upper thigh." "Looks like a through-and-through injury." "Vitals are stable." "Start an iv." "Run normal saline." "Officers." "This patient's in our custody." "Yeah, I got that." "What happened?" "Caught him in a shoot-out in south Warren." "Had some drugs on him, so he's looking at five years." "Look, I get you have a job to do, but can you give us a bit of space?" "All right, sorry." "Relax your eyes." "I know you." "Let's get a mask on him." "I know you." "Put your head down." "Breathe deeply." "Okay, get an X-ray to make sure there's no bone damage, 5 milligrams of morphine, and draw blood work." "Got it." " Dr. Harris to ICU." "Dr. Harris to ICU." "What about the risks?" "Well, sure, it's another operation, so there's always a possibility of complications." "Organ damage, stroke, death." "Someone's been googling?" "Matt, you just have to have faith that Dr. Taylor's gonna bring you through this." "Right, doctor?" "Hi, Sonia." "Matt." "Matt's gonna have his surgery tomorrow." "For one second can we talk about a complication and I end up in a coma or... or breathing through a tube or something." "I don't want that." "Well, that's very, very unlikely." "But it's possible, right?" "Yes, it is possible." "And it's normal to be playing out worst-case scenarios in times like this." "But I assure you you've got the best doctor in the city." "You're in great hands." "Oh, my goodness." "Matt." "What's going on?" "Matt?" "Matt." "The wound in the heart has reopened." "Let's get him to the O.R. stay with me." "We are gonna take Matt down to surgery right now." "Matt." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Find out what O.R. is open." "Don't you worry." "We're gonna take good care of him." "Let's go." "Let's move it." "These are depressing the out of me." "Yeah, it's like some morbid game of "where's Waldo?"" "There are a lot of suicides." "Yeah, this woman starved herself to death." "53, severe stroke, paralyzed, except for one hand, which she used to pull the feeding tube out every time her care worker put it in." "Care worker's only doing her job, man." "Yeah, I know, but, I mean, I'm just saying, you know, who has the right to decide when it's your time to go?" "Certainly not Mary." "Yeah." "Troy Dixon." "Why do I know that name?" "Gimme, gimme, gimme." "Okay, watch your back." "We're coming through." "Thank god." "He's been whining for a doctor for a half hour." "Busy day." "How soon do you think he can be discharged?" "Probably tomorrow morning." "If we can keep him alive until then." "We have to." "Then we get him tied to his shooter, and we're golden." "Doc, I got a bad feeling in my chest, and my heart is beating really fast." "Mm-okay, let me listen." "That feeling in your chest, it's anxiety, pretty common after something like this." "Maybe you should do some more tests." "We already have." "Your x-rays show no bullet fragments or bone damage." "I think maybe I should stay here." "You're fine." "You'll be able to limp out of here tomorrow." "Great." "You ever see a dead man walking?" "Try to get some rest, okay?" "You've been through a lot." "Hey, I figured it out." "You came by Grady's place last week." "You bought a ton of barbs." "Mouse ears." "No, that wasn't me." "Troy Dixon, the football player?" "Yeah, I remember him." "We don't often get celebrities." "Pancreatic cancer." "It's an ugly disease, a real dog." "Yeah, I'm sure." "Look, it says I in your coroner's report that he had bloodshot eyes." "Yeah, you often see blood around the irises when a patient's struggling to breath." "Okay, but that can also be a sign of overdose, right?" "What are you implying, detective?" "Well, I'm..." "I'm just saying I can see why someone in Troy's case may want to check out a little early." "And I'm trying to rule out whether he had a little help or not." "Hmm, well, that's my job, and I did rule it out." "Troy Dixon was in the late stages of a terminal disease." "His wife confirmed that his breathing had been labored that day, and I concluded it was natural causes." "And you're absolutely sure?" "We have a saying in my line of work." ""If you hear hoofbeats, think horse, not zebra."" "Relax." "I told them I was your brother." "I don't have a brother." "Couldn't tell them I was here to see Sid, not with all these police around." "You know, I never should have sent him into south Warren." "I saw this opportunity to expand my business, and I thought he could handle it." "This is my fault." "He's gonna be okay." "We're just waiting on a few more tests." "I need you to be straight with me, Mary." "But I don't give a about this patient-doctor confidentiality." "You tell me the truth." "Really, he's gonna be fine." "All right." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I'm just doing my job." "You know, the police think they're heroes going after a guy like Sid." "But they don't want to do anything about the beast that's inside the addict demanding to be fed." "They just want to pull away the plate." "I really have to get back to work now." "Mm." "I need you to get Sid out." "Either the guy that runs south Warren is gonna finish the job, or the police are gonna lock him up." "And this is on me, and I need to protect him." "That's not my problem." "Mm..." "I think you're gonna do what I'm asking you, Mary." "I'm not helping you." "Only when cornered." "I turned around, and he was right there." "I can't just ignore him." "Yes, you can." "You have to." "He has on us, on me." "We don't know if he's gonna use it to get what he wants." "Grady can't expose you without exposing himself." "He won't risk it." "We need a new supplier." "Great idea." "I'll put an ad in the paper." "Des, I'm serious." "I don't need another reason to be looking over my shoulder right now." "Okay, look, we have enough pento to get through the next few jobs, right?" "I'll look for a more affable drug dealer, but in the meantime, you stay away from Grady, okay?" "Then we can focus on what matters." "Morgan Lewis." "Cystic fibrosis." "You know, Carly, I saw your husband play football in college." "He had a 75-yard once." "I was at that game." "He almost set a record." "Oh, he had a real gift." "So what is this about?" "Well, Troy was treated at Eden General, correct?" "He ever talk to you about any of his doctors or nurses?" "I mean, the staff loved him." "He took pictures, signed autographs." "But when it got really bad, he just wanted to go home." "He didn't want people to remember him like that." "His medical record said he had about six months, maybe even a year." "Didn't find it a little strange that he died only after two months?" "Only two months?" "Try two years." "That's how long he spent fighting." "I understand that Troy was alone when he died." "He thought I needed a break." "And he seemed fine." "Well, you told the coroner that his breathing had been labored all day." "What is this really about?" "Well, we're just trying to clarify the circumstances of your husband's death." "Troy had cancer." "He died." "Seems pretty clear to me." "I'd like to go now." "Well, there are other ways to get information on Troy." "She's hiding something." "Damn straight." "She was probably sitting right there when it happened." "If she helped, it will mess up that life insurance check." "Yeah, exactly." "Dr. Harris." "Oh, Sonia, hi." "How are you doing?" "Are you okay?" "He was... he was buying me a bike off Craigslist, you know?" "That's why he was getting out cash." "That's why..." "I mean, 'cause I wanted a stupid vintage bike." "It's not your fault." "He's on life support." "But Dr. Taylor says there are more surgeries that can be done." "He needs my consent." "I know what... what Matt said before the surgery." "But I think he was really scared, and... and he had lost his faith." "And I couldn't live with myself if I made a decision based one something he said in a moment of fear." "Well, what should I do?" "It's not for me to decide." "But you're a doctor." "You deal with this stuff every day." "How... how do you decide when to keep going or when to stop?" "You know, a patient said to me once," ""there's beauty in the inevitable."" "She was facing death, and she had accepted that she had come to the end." "And there was more that I could have done for her as a doctor, but it wasn't my place to question her decision." "It's like Ecclesiastes 3:11." "Oh, I don't know that one." ""He has made everything beautiful in its time."" "God has a plan." "And it's not our place to question it." "We just have to trust in his wisdom." "Then there's your answer." " I've been obsessing about it all week." " I don't know." "I mean, it makes sense, the phone, the cash, the drugs." "Yeah." "These eggs are gross." "And she lied for you, which is crazy." "I..." "I don't know what I should do, like... don't do anything, okay?" "The best thing to do when your mom's a drug dealer is to just pretend it's not happening." "Yeah, but it's dangerous if she..." "Jess, you can't tell anyone, okay?" "It would ruin your life, and mine." "Yeah." "So..." "Any idea how we're going to pay for this?" "Uh..." "Thought you had money." "I lied." "It's okay." "We can just dine and dash." "You're insane." "No." "Naomi." "Naomi." "No, no, no, no." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Ladies, you forget to settle up?" "Oh, no, we left the money on the counter." "Hey, hey, stop." "Hey, you two, stop." "Stop." "What seems to be the problem?" "This doesn't concern you, sir." "Well, these are my nieces, so yes," "I think it concerns me." "These girls left without paying." "Oh." "Girls, I told you to wait inside for me." "You know, these girls are..." "they're home-schooled, so things fall between the cracks." "So what... what do you need, 20, 30 bucks?" "40." "You girls ate a lot?" "Make sure the waiter gets tipped." "Oh, my god." "Thank you." "Yeah, thanks." "Who are you?" "Why... why did you do that?" "Mm, well, maybe I'm a good Samaritan." "I was sure she'd pick Chad, but she chose Brandon." "No matter how many times you tell me, it'll never matter." "But it's the final rose." "Hello." " Hi, Mary." "Check your messages." "How did you get this number?" "We're moving you to a private room." "Why?" "What's going on?" "He doesn't need immediate attention, and we need the bed, so we're sending him to ICU." "They know he's coming." "Excuse me, we're gonna need to ride with him." "No more room." "Take the next one." "Room 141." " Chris Daniels, call 156." "Chris Daniels, 156." "Room 141." "Just before the chairs on your right." "Okay, stand down." "I'm still alive." "You mind shutting the door on the way out?" "I'm gonna take a little nap." "I'm not sure I want to hear about hull's date last night." "You jealous?" "Guaranteed I get more women than both of you." "Sid, come on." "Put this on." "What?" "Oh, relax." "She's probably playing hard to get." "Mm, probably." "So what do you think a good follow-up emoji is?" "Oh, do that one." "This one." "No, I'm not doing that." "That's just... no." "Yeah, do it." "Do it." "What am I in grade six?" "That one." "This one?" "Definitely." "This?" "I'll take him from here." "I thought I was doing this." "I need to end this." "Open the door." "I think I should put you on the payroll, Dr. Harris." "Okay, we're done." "And if you ever go near my family again," "I'm calling the cops." "Oh, come on, Mary." "Us criminals have to stick together." "Drive." "I have to go now." "Stay." "Thanks for this, man." "I owe you one." "What were you doing in south Warren, Sid?" "I was meeting a new client... a potential new client." "What did you think was gonna happen, that you could just steal my product and walk into south" "Warren, and they're gonna welcome you with open arms?" "This really doesn't concern me." "I work hard to stay clean." "I run my business." "I pay my taxes." "And now you're in the system again." "And see, I can do that math, Sid." "Two drugs convictions plus a weapons charge." "That equals you making a deal with the police." "Come on, Grady." "Look, I know I've done some stupid, all right?" "But I would never do that." "I'll do the time." "You drop me to the police station right now." "It's too late." "You can go." "Take care of that leg, okay?" "Fresh bandages every day." "Keep it elevated to reduce the swelling." "We have a coroner's letter to release all the documents pertaining to Troy Dixon, nurses, doctors, anyone who might have come into contact with him while he was here." "What is this regarding?" "It's regarding an ongoing investigation." "We can't get into details right now." "All right, stay here." "I'm gonna make a phone call." "Excuse me." "I have to go." "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "I can't..." "I can't do this right now." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I..." "I..." "I just have to get home to my kids right now." "Okay, okay, okay, just wait." "Okay, look, just let me give you my number, okay?" "This is my personal cell." "If you need anything..." "If you need anything at all, you just call, all right?" "Improvising." "Did you get it?" "Yeah." "Let me see." "Here." "Oh, I'm Instagramming the out of that." "Look at this one." "All right." "Your turn now, darlin'." "No." "Go, be a model." "No, no, no." "I can't do that." "Look." "Lookit." "Stop it." "Look at this one, though." "Hey, mom, look at this." "So cute." "Okay, change of plans." "I have to work this weekend." "So go inside, pack your stuff." "I'm taking you to your dad's." "But you said we were gonna..." "Cambie, we don't have time for this;" "Go inside." "Jess, I need to talk to you." "I think she's in trouble." "I know you skipped school today." "What?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Don't even try." "Now, Jess, when you're at school, I know you're safe, and when you're not, I don't know that, so you can't do that, all right?" "You can't skip school." "You're such a hypocrite." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Well, do think what you're doing is really safe, mom?" "Mary, hi." "Hi." "Is Kevin here?" "Kevin is at at the home depot." "Is everything okay?" "Well, there's something going around the hospital, and we're short-staffed." "I've been called in." "Oh, okay." "The girls are in the car." "You have to work all weekend?" "Yeah." "I know you two are working on the house, but..." "Free labor, right?" "I'd be so grateful." "Of course." "No problem at all." "Look, working mom." "I get it." "Girls." " Be happy to take them." "Hey, mom." " Hey, sweetheart." "Bye, Mary." "I'm so sorry I snapped at you before, okay?" "It's okay." "Like my lips?" "I love them." "Go in." "Thank you." " Yeah, no problem." "You know, I get it." "When I was single, I know, it was super hard." "Yeah, it's really hard." "Ah, ah, ah, I thought you quit." "I did." "Took it up again, because..." "Let's see." "Grady's using my daughter to blackmail me." "The cops are all over the hospital." "I lost my burner phone, and oh, yeah, Sid's dead." "What..." "What happened?" "See, that's exactly what I've been trying to figure out, how I ended up risking my job and my life and my kid to help a psycho drug dealer murder someone right in front of me." "And the only thing I could think of is you." "Wait, you're blaming me for this?" "I wouldn't even know Grady if it weren't for you." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "You know Grady, because you wanted to start this business." "You brought me into this, remember?" "I brought you in because you lost your medical license, and I was trying to help you feel like a doctor again." "Oh, no, bull." "This was never about me." "This was your crusade." "Because I wanted to help people, give them a good death." "And to work out that about your mom, mm?" "Your complex with the law." "Come on, admit it." "You get off on getting away with it, don't you?" "I care about people." "That's why I became a doctor, a real doctor." "Easy, easy." "Okay, Mary, yeah, you're the real doctor." "You just care about people." "Everything's my fault." "Even though I'm the one that told you to stay away from Grady." "And I told you he came after my kid." "I didn't have a choice." "I don't know." "I feel like you chose all of it." "Thanks for coming." "Yeah." "I was worried about you." "I saved some for you." "What's with the motel?" "I don't know." "I guess I needed to get away from it all." "Things got complicated for you, huh?" ""Life is a ride in the dark."" "That's what my mom used to say." "Why were you at the hospital?" "I was working." "Why were you so upset?" "I lost a patient." "Do you want to talk about it?" "No." "Do you think that we could ever truly be honest with each other?" "No." "That was honest." "Why did you ask me here, Mary?" "I didn't want to be alone." "Why did you come?" "Watch a new episode of Mary kills people, next Wednesday on global." "This global preview is brought to you in part by" "Shaw wideopen Internet 150 go faster." "Surf cheaper" "I don't think I've met anyone like you in my life Mary." "This perfect little doctor with a nice house and a pretty little daughter." "And you are right there on the edge." "Yeah I am." "Your client is the primary suspect in a murder investigation." "You need to stop." "I don't want to stop." "I think there's something wrong with me." "Mary Harris, she was investigated for the murder of her mother." "No, her mother died of cancer." "She is manipulating you."
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